Gonna send her this, I’m sure she’ll be very receptive and agreeable. Thanks!
TeeTimeAllTheTime
Technically if you have a push cart than you can push a stroller and watch the kid while she books a tee time.
Cautious_Buffalo6563
Even better, mowers are mostly self-propelled now!
CatTheKitten
I don’t get it. Wheres the funny?
GolfGodsAreReal
She can also leave you for the baby’s real father
007Pistolero
How do you make a dishwasher into a lawnmower?
7am tee time and leave detailed instructions for her on the kitchen table for how to start the mower and properly stripe the yard
MsCardeno
This is funny to me bc I’m a mom in mom groups and I always advocate for moms to be responsible for lawn mowing and push their male partners to be responsible for the dishes and laundry lol.
I would 100% rather do lawn over those items. Lawn mowing is actually pretty peaceful. You get to be outside, get your steps in, and no one is bothering you. It’s also like twice a week max 4 months out of the year around me.
Plus, I’m tall, pushing a stroller is actually uncomfortable. Pushing our lawn mower is nothing compared to it. Especially if I opt to you the push assist on the mower – I don’t often tho bc it kills the battery.
So even if you got your wife to mow the lawn, there’s plenty more for you to do, fellas. Just give each other time off to do your hobbies. That’ll give you plenty of time to golf. I even get plenty of time.
-The-Moon-Presence-
And, most mowers nowadays come with motorized acceleration.
So no pushing required!!!
jordan20x1
No wife and no kids and you can golf whenever you want 😉
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Gonna send her this, I’m sure she’ll be very receptive and agreeable. Thanks!
Technically if you have a push cart than you can push a stroller and watch the kid while she books a tee time.
Even better, mowers are mostly self-propelled now!
I don’t get it. Wheres the funny?
She can also leave you for the baby’s real father
How do you make a dishwasher into a lawnmower?
7am tee time and leave detailed instructions for her on the kitchen table for how to start the mower and properly stripe the yard
This is funny to me bc I’m a mom in mom groups and I always advocate for moms to be responsible for lawn mowing and push their male partners to be responsible for the dishes and laundry lol.
I would 100% rather do lawn over those items. Lawn mowing is actually pretty peaceful. You get to be outside, get your steps in, and no one is bothering you. It’s also like twice a week max 4 months out of the year around me.
Plus, I’m tall, pushing a stroller is actually uncomfortable. Pushing our lawn mower is nothing compared to it. Especially if I opt to you the push assist on the mower – I don’t often tho bc it kills the battery.
So even if you got your wife to mow the lawn, there’s plenty more for you to do, fellas. Just give each other time off to do your hobbies. That’ll give you plenty of time to golf. I even get plenty of time.
And, most mowers nowadays come with motorized acceleration.
So no pushing required!!!
No wife and no kids and you can golf whenever you want 😉
