The Golf cart girl Story

The Golf cart girl Story

alex whatever happened to that woman who sold golf carts and got beat up by her boyfriend samantha oh bro samantha so we we we’ll end the last eight minutes dating stuff that’s good four of ex-wives so I meet women that are in a midlife crisis when you’re dating at this age a lot of women either raised kids all their life and now they’re empty nesters and they’re trying to figure out what kind of woman they are are you a [ __ ] are you a bar [ __ ] are you still sweet and nice and you know submissive or are you just like lost and meandering through life so I had met this girl um dating and she was fantastic she was very pretty but you could see that she was and you know you you you know the look you know the look when you’re an experienced dater you know the look these women don’t know what the hell is going on what kind of woman they are they’re just figuring it out she was in a 20-year relationship with an older guy that then she just dumped him cuz she thought she could do better so she goes out there and finds out it is a minefield the brothers are out there ain’t playing no games they’re just trying to blow through [ __ ] run through [ __ ] we don’t care right so then I meet her and I’m like you you look like you’ve been ridden hard and put away wet but she was very pretty so the more I talk to her the more I realize this woman is in that stage of her life that is um you know like like like a midlife crisis for women so I kind of like you know cheated her as an option she could be an option maybe like be nice pay the dinner and then maybe at midnight she’s going to want to suck the [ __ ] up so because I wasn’t trying to woo her right so I’m like “All right.” So then just ignore it whatever so you know she knew I like cars and everything so all of a sudden she’s like “I I bought a C8 Corvette.” Guys she bought a C8 Corvette i go “Why’d you buy that?” She goes “I thought you like cars.” I’m like “I like cars but why did you buy a C8 Corvette like why did you out of all things buy a CA Corvette?” So she was confused by that she didn’t understand why I think why I thought it wasn’t cool why I wasn’t jumping in it and going for a ride so I was like “Okay whatever no no big deal so then she disappears for a while and then about a year later I’m doing my thing right and she pops up she goes “Hey what have you been up to?” And I’m like “Oh maybe she can suck that [ __ ] up.” Uh she goes “You want to come over?” I’m like “Absolutely go over there.” And she tells me this [ __ ] Saab story about her hooking up with a guy that convinced her to start a golf cart business and they would modify golf carts and he drained her bank account building this stupid golf cart business and it it did okay i guess she was like a hard worker and she was like “I got a guy that’ll do wheels i got a guy that do small engines.” Whatever whatever but then he ended up being like an abusive dude and he beat the [ __ ] out of her all the time right and then she’s telling me this and I’m going “I’m not getting my dick sucked today am I [ __ ] i am not getting my dick sucked today she just told me this whole story you think she’s all of a sudden going to go after saying all that like I’m like “Oh he beat the [ __ ] out of you so you gonna so you gonna suck it or no?” I’m s I’m literally sitting there going Are you going to suck it like seriously what was going through my head was this song [Laughter] this song was going through my head [Music] [ __ ] you don’t want to tell that [ __ ] to another sucker [ __ ] want to know baby girl my dick hard as a [ __ ] i was like my dick hard as a [ __ ] yeah and I’m like well after telling me you got your ass beat by this guy so I was like all right let me just um let me just uh I don’t know so she said do you want to do you want to stay over so then I was like do I want to stay over i dick hard i’m like I don’t know i don’t know about this man i don’t think I want to stay over if she’s not going to suck on this dick but look crying about her you got beat me up you’re not going to suck this dick are you so uh I said “No I got to work early and you know.” So yeah that’s the last time I saw her [Music] oh I was like “Bro I don’t care that he beat you up.” Hell I would have beat you up acting stupid you know like I get it i am not condoning that but based on her actions I was not surpass Roof Coyote the last 10 minutes became the dating channel that’s what I think glass Roof Coyote he’s like “Well he might come over and do something.” And you’re a big Puerto Rican guy so maybe it can be like you know not if you’re going to s if you’re not going to suck it i’m not going to do no protecting if you’re not going to suck it girl you suck it my dick harder than a [ __ ] my dick hard as a [ __ ] the best song ever oh [ __ ] she needed some protection for the night imagine she’s watching i love pulling into a live late on this random [ __ ] look I’ve been through it all you name the situation i’ve been catfished i’ve shown up to Look the reason I haven’t done dating channels right it’s because the women would look me up like “Oh you talk about your dates.” At this point I don’t give a [ __ ] at this point my dick harder than a [ __ ] my dick harder than a [ __ ] i don’t care so I don’t know i might start that [ __ ] up because it don’t matter i got so many stories i got two years of stories backed up