It’s no secret that Paige Spiranac is a friend of the program here. Whether smacking golf balls off of Big Daddy’s holes or teeing off in our upcoming Internet Invitational, she’s always been down to get in the mix with Barstool. That’s forever appreciated. 

And it certainly doesn’t hurt that she’s also one of the hottest humans on earth, let alone the world of golf. As Smutler used to say, HAVE MERCY!

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And she’s been building out her brand for YEARS. Arguably the 1st babe ever to take advantage of the golf scene for social media. Not the easiest thing to do in a male dominated sport, which is historically stuffy and full of overly precise proper hardos. 

But that hasn’t stopped Paige from doing her own thing. HER WAY. And thank the Lord for that. She’s the foreplay trailblazer we deserve, and absolutely needed out there on the links. 

(Daily Mail) – “My main message is always do what you want to do, wear what you want to wear. And for me, that’s wearing things that are a little bit more sexy, more form-fitting, but also just finding your own individual style.” Spiranac, a former college golfer at San Diego State, turned down the chance to go pro and has made her living on social media as one of the most-followed sports personalities across multiple platforms. She told the outlet that when she was getting into golf as a child, she didn’t have the means to buy golf attire, so she wore workout clothing.

“And so I started wearing tank tops and leggings, and it just caused such an uproar of just people upset about no collar, and what I was wearing, and disrespecting the game, and also just exposing my body,” Spiranac told People. “And I’m like, I’m an athlete and I like what I wear. I feel very comfortable with what I wear. And also, I don’t want young girls to grow up feeling insecure about their body or everyone telling them, no, they should cover up. They should be proud of their body, especially with how much hard work they put into it when they’re eating right and working out.”

Inspiring words of wisdom from a true bonafide athlete! No arguments here. 

However one downside of being that inspirational means you’re bound to end up with a long line of copycats. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but clearly that motherfucker never logged onto social media to check their follower count. 

It’s a dog eat dog world out there, with no mercy, and no prisoners. Now I’m not saying Paige needs protection, she can surely handle herself. But whenever another bazooka’d blonde comes along and starts picking up the irons for clout, my Spidey-sense starts tingling. Is she doing it to pay homage? Will she ACKNOWLEDGE Ms. Spiranac? Or is it just a vain attempt to use super powered warlocks to steal some shine? 

In this case we’re not talking about Grace Charis… It’s TikTok star Breckie Hill, who just started adding in golf swings to her content over the past few months. Along with a very cheeky drive this week. 

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Breckie went viral a few years ago for being, as the kids would say, “Livvy with CANNONS”. That feud culminated in a tomahawk dunk from Ms. Dunne after some alleged drama with Sabrina Carpenter & Barry Keoghan. Yeesh!

Look I’m not saying Breckie Hill is a bad gal or shouldn’t be allowed to grow in the hot girl golfing space. She actually has a pretty silky swing. More the merrier right? So long as she ACKNOWLEDGES who came before her. 

But truthfully, the only purpose of this blog was to rack up pageviews on the last day of the month. Those rankings mean something to me damnit. I put in some pretty good words in the 1st half here but I’ll fully admit, I’m completely out of juice for the back 9. Happens to the best of us. As far as thought provoking paragraphs go, you’re on your own the rest of the way bubs. That’s the way she goes. 

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Of course I will include some pictures of both Breckie & Paige for you to make your own judgements though. Is there enough space in this internet golfing place for both? It’s in the eye of the beholder now. YOUR hands. 

Good luck bombing it down the fairway bitches

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