I’d take my grandparents’ ashes off of the mantle if I won this.
MidwestMoneyDad
Never thought I would ever want to play for second place in any event.
oxfordtown

this_aint_no_hobby
It’s horrendous, I want it…
Ok_Difference8202
Wichita Country Club?
K-Lo-20
That’s an absolute unit
GenitalCommericals
This picture took a really long time to load for me, and once the picture loaded I could never have prepared properly for what unveiled.
Edit to add: I’m gonna be real with you, I was expecting some sort of “golden dicks” on a pedestal. I was not expecting the Lisa Frank Open.
unsolved49
Bruce “The Dolphin Guy” Darling
SknkTrn757
We have The Sentry trophy at home.
The trophy:
Miserable_Main6456
Ay Brampton Golf Club represent!! I unfortunately had to miss the tournament this year. Hope it was a good day!
Front-Effective-3511
It’s so that you play with a porpoise
No_Lab_2249
Is this for DFL?
SeatBroad573
I looked them up, thinking this must be someplace tropical along the beach with dolphins frolicking in the surf near the 18th green.
Nope. Fucking Canada.
OttoDawg3
That has to be the DFL trophy, right?
Altruistic-Coyote868

james_mav_man
I always wanted to make a trophy for when my roommates and I played that was so horrendously ugly that you can’t help but want it just so you can brag.
92PercentYo_
This is very “Florida in the 90’s” looking trophy.
Swingaway39
That’s 1 you leave at the club. My wife would burn that shit
LittleJoLion
I think my moms got the actual dolphin figuring in the living room 😂
MightyPenguinRoars
Scottie needs to carry this to the next movie premiere
duovtak
This year I’m winning an Ecco.
theriibirdun
Glorious
slothfullyserene
I simply cannot see the NSFW.
therealmannyharris6
I’m struggling to see what’s so unhinged about it?
crabbman
Does the larger dolphin represent the member or does it depend on their relative sizes?
MisterGoldenSun
I actually like it!
CuriousAndMysterious
Is my taste so bad? I don’t get what’s wrong with it
Separate_Flamingo_93
There are dolphins in Lake Ontario?
Greenking73
This would look great next to my bronze striped Marlin IGFA trophy.
VijaySwing
That trophy is 🔥
biz209
I would display the shit out of this trophy
BraveryDave
Who’s who?
JW9thWonder
Bruce Darling’s dying wish was to bestow the future golfing generations with this absolute piece. god rest his soul.
gleehowboutthat
It’s like they traded Lassen a couple rounds of golf for the trophy design
TheRedSeverum
I fucking love this 😂😂😂
the__party__man
If I won this I would stare at it on my mantle, 2 edibles deep, and listen to whales’ sound audio with tears in my eyes.
It’s so beautiful.
HondaPartsguy23
Somebody on the committee is charging an absurd amount to create this monstrosity.
Logical_Term_589
Something straight out of a Wyland Gallery. I may have to put it in the center of my living room and make sure lights are shining on it at all times.
Silent_fart_smell
My brain be thiccc…What is unhinged about it?
DatDenDude
I… I don’t get it
melonsarecool37
What is so weird about it sorry? I don’t get why this is nsfw
bartolocologne40
What kind of gay bar is this?
GolfGuy_824
That’s one magnificent trophy. Centerpiece on the dining room table magnificent, don’t care what my wife says.
New-Skill-2958
Is this trophy like six feet tall or is it just the perspective is off?
pisss
Let me guess. Trophy shop owner was an original member and donated it? Would love to win it btw
zen_zen111
Someone’s wife is going to be very pleased for the next year..
49 Comments
lol wtf
I’d take my grandparents’ ashes off of the mantle if I won this.
Never thought I would ever want to play for second place in any event.

It’s horrendous, I want it…
Wichita Country Club?
That’s an absolute unit
This picture took a really long time to load for me, and once the picture loaded I could never have prepared properly for what unveiled.
Edit to add: I’m gonna be real with you, I was expecting some sort of “golden dicks” on a pedestal. I was not expecting the Lisa Frank Open.
Bruce “The Dolphin Guy” Darling
We have The Sentry trophy at home.
The trophy:
Ay Brampton Golf Club represent!! I unfortunately had to miss the tournament this year. Hope it was a good day!
It’s so that you play with a porpoise
Is this for DFL?
I looked them up, thinking this must be someplace tropical along the beach with dolphins frolicking in the surf near the 18th green.
Nope. Fucking Canada.
That has to be the DFL trophy, right?

I always wanted to make a trophy for when my roommates and I played that was so horrendously ugly that you can’t help but want it just so you can brag.
This is very “Florida in the 90’s” looking trophy.
That’s 1 you leave at the club. My wife would burn that shit
I think my moms got the actual dolphin figuring in the living room 😂
Scottie needs to carry this to the next movie premiere
This year I’m winning an Ecco.
Glorious
I simply cannot see the NSFW.
I’m struggling to see what’s so unhinged about it?
Does the larger dolphin represent the member or does it depend on their relative sizes?
I actually like it!
Is my taste so bad? I don’t get what’s wrong with it
There are dolphins in Lake Ontario?
This would look great next to my bronze striped Marlin IGFA trophy.
That trophy is 🔥
I would display the shit out of this trophy
Who’s who?
Bruce Darling’s dying wish was to bestow the future golfing generations with this absolute piece. god rest his soul.
It’s like they traded Lassen a couple rounds of golf for the trophy design
I fucking love this 😂😂😂
If I won this I would stare at it on my mantle, 2 edibles deep, and listen to whales’ sound audio with tears in my eyes.
It’s so beautiful.
Somebody on the committee is charging an absurd amount to create this monstrosity.
Something straight out of a Wyland Gallery. I may have to put it in the center of my living room and make sure lights are shining on it at all times.
My brain be thiccc…What is unhinged about it?
I… I don’t get it
What is so weird about it sorry? I don’t get why this is nsfw
What kind of gay bar is this?
That’s one magnificent trophy. Centerpiece on the dining room table magnificent, don’t care what my wife says.
Is this trophy like six feet tall or is it just the perspective is off?
Let me guess. Trophy shop owner was an original member and donated it? Would love to win it btw
Someone’s wife is going to be very pleased for the next year..
are dolphins commonly gay?
Is the course underwater?