Absolutely unhinged trophy selection.

by OnterribleLover

49 Comments

  1. Ajsc986

    I’d take my grandparents’ ashes off of the mantle if I won this.

  2. MidwestMoneyDad

    Never thought I would ever want to play for second place in any event.

  3. this_aint_no_hobby

    It’s horrendous, I want it…

  4. GenitalCommericals

    This picture took a really long time to load for me, and once the picture loaded I could never have prepared properly for what unveiled.

    Edit to add: I’m gonna be real with you, I was expecting some sort of “golden dicks” on a pedestal. I was not expecting the Lisa Frank Open.

  5. SknkTrn757

    We have The Sentry trophy at home.

    The trophy:

  6. Miserable_Main6456

    Ay Brampton Golf Club represent!! I unfortunately had to miss the tournament this year. Hope it was a good day!

  7. Front-Effective-3511

    It’s so that you play with a porpoise

  8. SeatBroad573

    I looked them up, thinking this must be someplace tropical along the beach with dolphins frolicking in the surf near the 18th green.

    Nope. Fucking Canada.

  9. Altruistic-Coyote868

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  10. james_mav_man

    I always wanted to make a trophy for when my roommates and I played that was so horrendously ugly that you can’t help but want it just so you can brag.

  11. 92PercentYo_

    This is very “Florida in the 90’s” looking trophy.

  12. Swingaway39

    That’s 1 you leave at the club. My wife would burn that shit

  13. LittleJoLion

    I think my moms got the actual dolphin figuring in the living room 😂

  14. MightyPenguinRoars

    Scottie needs to carry this to the next movie premiere

  15. therealmannyharris6

    I’m struggling to see what’s so unhinged about it?

  16. crabbman

    Does the larger dolphin represent the member or does it depend on their relative sizes?

  17. CuriousAndMysterious

    Is my taste so bad? I don’t get what’s wrong with it

  18. Separate_Flamingo_93

    There are dolphins in Lake Ontario?

  19. Greenking73

    This would look great next to my bronze striped Marlin IGFA trophy.

  20. I would display the shit out of this trophy

  21. JW9thWonder

    Bruce Darling’s dying wish was to bestow the future golfing generations with this absolute piece. god rest his soul.

  22. gleehowboutthat

    It’s like they traded Lassen a couple rounds of golf for the trophy design

  23. the__party__man

    If I won this I would stare at it on my mantle, 2 edibles deep, and listen to whales’ sound audio with tears in my eyes.

    It’s so beautiful.

  24. HondaPartsguy23

    Somebody on the committee is charging an absurd amount to create this monstrosity.

  25. Logical_Term_589

    Something straight out of a Wyland Gallery. I may have to put it in the center of my living room and make sure lights are shining on it at all times.

  26. Silent_fart_smell

    My brain be thiccc…What is unhinged about it?

  27. melonsarecool37

    What is so weird about it sorry? I don’t get why this is nsfw

  28. GolfGuy_824

    That’s one magnificent trophy. Centerpiece on the dining room table magnificent, don’t care what my wife says.

  29. New-Skill-2958

    Is this trophy like six feet tall or is it just the perspective is off?

  30. Let me guess. Trophy shop owner was an original member and donated it? Would love to win it btw

  31. zen_zen111

    Someone’s wife is going to be very pleased for the next year..

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