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is that on up welcome back oh your intro was great the last one was it intro you did was your last one welcome to golf life and what’s this what’s the welcome back to the channel welcome back to the new video you gol life Legends welcome back to the channel welcome back to golf life you no welcome back to the channel welcome back to another video go life Legend welcome back to the channel welcome back to another great video you golf life Legends Jo h on was that then it’s our intro that’s what we do every show how long have you been a retired footballer 12 years how long you’ve been broadcasting and that 12 years right and that’s what you’ve learned that was the E take perfect yeah you’re an enabler you’re an enabling mediocrity do you do it you do it you do it no you do it you do it it welcome back to the channel welcome back to video Legend in welcome back to the channel welcome back to another video you golf Legends 12 years of we are here at Fox Hills the home of golf life and we’ve been joined by man trying to get on for absolutely ases Mr Joe yes Joe how are you thank you thanks for coming on last M I’m really really really excited buzzing you’re on mate we absolutely love you love your I love watching golf life I love all of you individually yeah it’s a very special day as well and I feel honored to be part of it it’s my birthday today oh oh yeah happy birthday bring the cake out Scott no you forgot it okay forgot one job mate got I’ve got I’ve got a goat’s cheese and beetroot salad from Gail’s in the car it’s just in here last night I did actually stop and buy it for you did have you booked up a couple of months ago and you pulled out didn’t did I yeah yeah so um thanks for that I pulled out did I is that what’s going to be labeled on me I pulled outest BL going honestly the D draft this bloke’s got cuz he’s so flaky are you allowed to swear yeah this you been here is enough straight up there for my birthday so today it is team Mara versus Jimmy Bard um we are playing Scramble yeah and Jimmy he’s playing his own ball obviously and it’s nine holes stroke play the weather is Brutus Maximus so could be all right but it’s golf life baby so let’s do it just what’s that scramble so we all hit the ball and we all pick our best ball and we all hit that ball from there yeah no pressure what if I decide that your ball’s not best you don’t play that one we don’t play that one I don’t think we’re going to R okay you’re the gaer you pick the ball m i what you say thef do I have to hit do I have to hit the ball yes can I just be on the team that wins right coming in Good Luck boys all the best good luck Jim what are you playing off Jim are you still going off the and what rules are you doing when do we stop talking is it in the approach there’s no rules today Joe it’s just my favorite bit of golf is oh you’re still coming sorry oh it is the approach you have certain rules here there is no rues oh oh no oh uh I don’t want to say anything too early but that’s a good start for us boys yeah good he do like that doesn’t know when he’s talking though does he shut up I didn’t know the rules yes new driver Cho new driver yeah Little Cobra oh is it a new one the Cobra adapt yeah there you I left the pink castle tea for you get that pink castle te Joe what is that then that’s just oh yeah well no you’ve it a good ball we’ll just play that one yeah people want to see you swing maybe that’s part of it yeah I did tell you before coming on I was very good at this doesn’t matter matter have a go we’ll move on that’s a good drive why don’t you have a go all right I have a go no I’ll go oh can I use this too use whatever te you want lad oh you got a pink B go to pink castle I love this oh and double glove decent what what pink castle T to match the pink ball and a double glove decent that’s what I said it’s cuz it’s cold is it yeah that’s fair enough um all jokes aside now yeah I also wanted to come on because I love golf yeah love it go on a golf trip every year group of us love it h it yeah I’ve asked if I could play off 36 they said that not possible you have to be 28 I said fine but I also wanted to come on and learn from you gent okay so if you can help me out today nice yeah yeah we we all yeah so like what’s the yardage on this one we know third bit 300 320 get it straight at the flag all right that’s your first tip right I don’t mind a bit of noise no we’re going to be dead quiet then right are you do a lot of selft talk as well okay I like that it helps yeah did you do that rugby what self talk no that I like the anger on Rugby here you don’t want it yeah yeah I love that it’s cold water it’s icy cold water don’t try and eat it you just just chill old man old man Breathe Me Dead being dead right peace that is awesome is that the right I’m taking yours bro you% we’re on we going to play I love the talk through I love the talk yeah thank you money hey it’s off the tea told you I really enjoy golf Jo we get three shots at this Joe what’s that mean so scramble scramble oh yeah we all have a guy so we can all have a guy do you mean Texas scramble yeah yeah you know that one for yeah but you just said scramble so I thought you were talking about a different one you found it you found it yeah of course you did you go around you go around there alone did you funny why you didn’t take anyone with you only found it 80 yard do you get a ball what go you the camera me when I went man yeah I had the camera on me you little did he actually Dy Jo the camera is on me so they know I’m on his go get back on him now all right he stopped now what Co is this long cross H 10 right okay just got to load up the watch I’m only 30 brother it’s going to be a cracking day 52 80 yards in Tu and I’ve got a line in Jim is it going to be a cracking day it’s going to be smashing Jo what the L the the golfing gods are with me today you believe in God goling Gods what are they called the Lords no right I want specifics yes Andy yes Andy yes Andy that’s lovely come on do you want me to um have pop do you want me to play how I would play yeah do what you want mate just buing you’re on the the golf few shots it I would I would play this i’ would look at it and I’d go right oh you found my bowl thanks Che it just with that pink tears M I like next to that um you say next to the Pink Tea yeah chances are using the tea is that illegal yeah well is it waro yeah little war every ball try and speed it up a fraction I’m just getting you sell you a lot of working first and then you can get some stuff off don’t play golf you cool water oh mate see I like that I like it when I have a nice stroke yeah yeah it out the middle doesn’t matter where it goes that feels nice nothing wrong with that get into it okay love it scramble you up right got a w one there it was like done hour it crept through here it must have just clipped the top of this must have Scotty what you WR yeah just gone here so it’s left me there 75 yards just behind the CH just got to play a low punt I’ve got to keep it under this bit here come on little 50 you hurry up this ain’t going to be a serious one is it obiously I’ve gone come on started playing out and now I think I’ve chose the wrong approach against him you g early yeah how was that line in WoW well well that’s different oh my god wow this for the birdie boy isn’t it for a birdie if you carry on right okay we’ll see there just just I’m just feeling the water I’m trying to work out what the rules are and that and the eut so you don’t want me talking T oh yeah oh oh go on Joe it’s a bit hard that one I don’t know what the etiquette is yet Jim I got that you don’t strike me as someone that would stick to a lot of the etiquette that’s why I’m surprised is that right perfect is it gone in yeah don’t mind it don’t mind it don’t mind it oh it’s got a good weight to it I mean that was a great weight so in for the four just weren’t in the ow in for the four come on bro get that bird get them Ms up first though n shorty swing little we’re in for a part two Mara the for Pelle oh that’s big that is big go on N that is big yeah but it’s five stroke play we got four stroke play you thought his match play that there see you on the next though right team Mara yeah let’s go Jimmy he’s one over so we J lead we got to take our chances here you have to do you want me to check the wind yes please he’s doing that you got now that only works without the glove yeah well I don’t want to take my glove off in case it gets cold how you going to check the wind cuz the reason why you lick your finger yeah it’s said that puts a bit of moisture on your finger and then you can tell what way the wind’s going but if you got a GL so if I was to lick a different body part so the the essential bit of that is licking yeah so if I was to lick a different body part yeah put it out in the wind what body part you thinking Joe where we go a minute right here we go 170 yard in a sound it’s 2 miles per hour from behind six yeah oh good start oh just dragged it a fra little bit left come on brother oh that’s same as me same shot it same as me bit short is it bunks come on Joe we need you here stiffman swing that gaffer we need you that licking stuff don’t work I’ve just done it on the tea I just said it has to be on a body part we said by 70 didn’t we yeah perfect come on mate any advice nice steady swing keep the club face closed open you know what I think you do have a tendency to hit right so make sure that club face is left at impact okay left to impact cold water ice B in the morning nice strike you got great nice nice strike that’s yeah really good coordination just your face is right that’s all right I was it impact ABS I I love to work on impact right so you’re go on get over it impact you’re just that that right I’m eting it like that is a good tip for you wherever that ball goes that’s the majority of face control so wherever that face is aiming that’s where the ball’s roughly going to go that won’t lie to you that’s 100% phys but could you see that that face was aiming no cuz I haven’t got the eyes won’t be able to tell you but I know for a fact from where that Ball’s if your face was there right St there it’s starting there yeah wherever that ball starts is is where your face is aiming 100% right do you get what mean it’s like when you play football you can relate it to football so if I’m going to pass it to you I wouldn’t go out would I it’s going to go over there You’ go we wing it around there do you get what I mean yeah You’ pass it in do you get what I’m saying yeah that makes more sense so this is your Shar that’s your foot wherever wherever the inside of your foot is aiming at impact is going to be where the ball starts do you get what I mean so next do get that face you’ll let me kick it off a tea yeah is that fair no no no you’re such a weird out of way you’re brain work yeah hope this ain’t going to be all the way around cuz I just walk in make sure you put your ball on the tea properly Jim had enough already a we Legends hey up any he I’ve got too early see oh I’m playing up am I I think I’ve played the wrong oh I’m playing up coming in JB got a chance here boy isn’t I certainly have all the best you who says that this is the second thing all the best you what on that novice come on JB oh that’s so so fat did you just say I’m so fat I’m a lot better than did you just say I’m so fat I can’t play gol with you no I didn’t say you was fat I said the shot was fat and looking at me disgusted my pedy I’ve never I’ve never seen that never play with him the you’ve literally got in his head I’m just having fun Jim if you don’t have fun mate go home just like he did to me last time right got stop in my finger stiff boys and girls played 18 yesterday I haven’t been on my golf literally had six seven weeks off haven’t played golf at like 50 balls yesterday played 80 NOS shot one under R the whizley and I come out today and I’ve literally not hit a ball yet just all over the shop weird is it how this game’s just bit stiff but I’ll warm up for you come on let’s beat the it’ be good to put these in the PIP would it what you at Scotty um yeah easy 54 how bad effort Jim shot Jim pin ey uh a bit low left right I tend to like go a foot chunk it yeah it just goes there or I thin the out of it and it shoots over there so I’ve started doing um bump and runs bump and runs as if I’m patting no one really cares Joe well Pete has just asked me what I’m doing actually so my teammate does care except Pete so Jo going to play a bump and run B i’ probably try a bump and run up the hill what are you going to do I’m going to go 56 I don’t call it a bump and run now what you call it jump start commit H yeah cuz it’s got to go out the a got hit the ball like that that’s it come back then shot Bad spin put back spin on think didn’t didn’t desell there did you no I didn’t desell I’m not delling anymore Andre’s got great hands look at this a a bit come out lovely though didn’t it yeah so you you’re still advising me for the bump and run that all do it we got a couple safe there G stick to your your game but see what I’m thinking is I’m jumping I’m jump starting up the hill and then trickling it down I think that’s a good idea so I’m going like proper left and actually if it hits Jim’s bag that he’s left there is that a is that a shot penalty to him is it it’s not it’s just unlucky right okay fair enough just reckon is your line here yeah that’s that’s exactly where I was going to go yeah I think like a PT yeah on unlucky not bad I atat the ground first bit more weight forward what do you mean so when you set up to it just bit more weight forward on your left side so that makes sure a bit more of descending blow do you got mean descending blow I like your language around this club you got there then Jim P huh p poter p well no I know you’ve got a poter I meant what sort of poter have you got uh just um mini jailbird all right mini sort of Club yeah I like it don’t like a blade no no I have do you know what it’s a good question no I like these sort don’t get on with the blades no no they say most Pros use blades back door I thought Jim was going no it was us was it we’re we’re further away are we I don’t think we are I think it’s it don’t matter does it no yeah what’s utting golf do matter you were lining up there weren’t you yeah yeah I just wanted to make it look cool it doesn’t that’s why I missed it the back of yours then CH spaceship space into Jedi and that Jedi force is strong not that strong the force is strong come on come on then come on seal it so we’re R for a p yeah no four come on come on Joe what’s the Contour Contour left or right that’s a good line it’s quite a good P actually sorry have to stop on the all right this is this is the pulling back to comes out in me sometimes leveling the game but yeah plus one W good Jim W off terrible no good didn’t even get that one terrible all we got go first right team a big an up yeah one shot in it ohff stiff as a board he’s on my team brilliant oh unlucky oh I want my come on Joe we need your a p on a ga I got it I got it some of you might be wondering why had the ball in my mouth warm it up but that’s cuz Jim in the last Al even though we’re against each other he kindly helped me he said your your ball’s too hard and cold so I warmed it up that’s the sort of man Jim is remember Club face left Club face left it impact that impact Club face water old man Steady As You Go DAV you don’t talk in someone’s back swing I was lit how long youve been playing gol for respect a shot squaring it up yeah get Lucky Strike it yeah yes it’s come out good shot we’ll take that shut Joe yes Joe yeah cheers oh yeah so stiff I can’t get through the ball oh yeah I see it drop unlucky get through the ball it’s unlucky yeah so R have you given up your pro card yeah it’s the worst performance at the minute ever on goal life and I think get a Sant to do of you you absolute honestly I mean that’s unkind I’ve never been this think that’s kind well it’s 203 from me what you got I’m probably going to a hybrid hybrid hybrid you got hybrid hybrid that little puppy yeah I’m hitting this the Apex come on plays up at every opportunity don’t like this don’t like this don’t like this club never hit it what a shot what a shot hang on a shot roll roll oh my goodness roll out there you go Joe yes I do like this club now I do like this club my favorite club I’m going to putt with itely that Jo oh nice them come left come left oh thanks yeah just on the edge of the green I happy with that yeah perfect come on right it’s right we got we got two we got two in play that’s a beauty of the format that’s still in play we got three in play be the format we’ll decide which one’s best won’t we that might be the one yours all day no no it’s subjective isn’t it Go subjective whatever you want to do okay we’ll have a look at that might be a better Li right little cut around this tree score is two over one over yeah it is yeah come on or is it coming is it coming is it coming is it coming oh it’s good effort Jim I think it’ll just be on the edge of the green yeah not bad was it it’s nice strike right 56 come on let’s get a par te Mara yeah we don’t par yet we pared the first hole pass yeah we need another par for yeah we he’s not on form you see so we we want the Grand Slam don’t we we want everything yeah we want everything down oh PE not bad CH no diesel there matey come on it’s coming so’s the rain roller you going hybrid yeah Joe yeah of course mate because of the last shot definitely I thought with the club oh like a p yeah speed speed of play Joe yeah speed of play see how quick you are with my club that’s what you do that’s actually his cat rage what a quote that’s what I do B unlucky that mate lucky as crap quick is they they are quick did you I held that in for so long but then it just came out did you did you thought going to miss you thought the most Carnage game golf had on golf life yes good plays three over team Mara coming at you 13th power four dog leg left a sexy golf as well this is CRA this is CRA a i striped it out the right oh it’s moved a bit on him it’s all right you’re safe you got shot in like that yeah nice so you want me to close it yeah if it was a football I’d be passing you got it yeah round yeah and let the club head go let the club go like that look instead of like that let it go impact let it go past your hands no oh Jim that’s nice Jimmy boy down a bit more good there good see you Jimmy nice line in nice line in we’re off a it much better when we’re we’re supportive rather than going after each other yeah let’s do that in future cuz I think we play a lot better golf yeah you much happier with that let’s be more supportive with each other I think so let’s just lose the animosity how long you think that’s going to last oh no I I he ain’t got it probably as long as my diet um what have you got from there then what have we got 138 38 I’ve got 143 good you even want my help or you don’t just say what 14 we got 14 14 143 I’ve got eight I am hi guys hi the golf life crew up the golf life up the golf life boys up the golf life up the golf life you got to say it yeah got the crew fans everywhere Joe yeah shut up yeah nice and that’s why we have fans Joe cuz we are awesome golfers that’s lovely yeah pin ey again sh is that’s why we are the absolute Legends on the YouTube Joe what have you got mate yeah you just watch mate you just watch as in watch out for the [Laughter] ball oh get lucky hit a tree it’s it it’s it Plum it’s it Plum well I’ll find it yeah not bad don’t you laugh I see they’re laughing Joe They’re laughing They’re laughing at us they’re laughing is it us or me yeah it’s a me thing now is it cheers that team Dreams Just G it I’m coming in 112 about time I produced you come on come on little 50 heavy ass oh she’s a bit fat one pie ball in it oh it’s actually right nice approach as they say in the game do you know what I mean don’t know what that means so stiff you fancy that bumping run or what I’m going to go pting Joe oh off of the green is it yeah mate good effort oh Jim good effort o That’s turned a lot that did that turn so fast slope SL slope slope right I’ve got that right to left big time over that bit of mud on the right yeah yeah it’s inside it I what you reckon Joe just over that inside that little bit of mud I’d say like in in the middle of Jim’s ball and that bit of mud okay yeah oh that’s to line with bit more legs it that was weak that was weak why didn’t you hear it harder then I don’t know I think i’ got a bit scared those questions after you’ve done it why didn’t I just hit it harder oh knock it in knock it in right leave it there I’ll knock it on just mark it to yeah it’s poor from you really yeah it’s poor Ang leav is it I love it that that oh there we go that’s the one anyway we’re lucky we got away with it Mr Mara yeah love it Mr Mara put it in put it in for a passer M thank you out Jim no left in cool this for the L cor him Oh I thought that was in honestly bogy four rows in a row what’s crap game you say what’s the point yeah what’s the point oh my goodness what’s that four and one three three shots in it what’s the point have a look at these look how thick their mirr are just show you don’t mind here look how thick that is from look at the side if anyone ain’t seen coliflower close up it’s rock hard it’s like a conquer Co it’s rock hard look side on look side on now look side on how thick it is but on a on a on a serious note how does thaten only joke you flicking my ear for for the fans and stuff for the fans yeah but in it rock hard that’s mad feel that F that do [Laughter] it attack me oh God you silly what are you doing that for squeeze it balloon in it that’s led me into my next I’m going to squeeze it a little bit that’s oh my goodness that is M no can’t feel it going can’t feel but that is years my kids hang off it they love it it’s like they practice rock climbing bizar but that is years and years of playing Top Class rugby which you recently retired from altogether yeah um how are you finding retired life mate uh all right yeah Ian it’s a bit it’s a bit daunting but um I’m just just trying different things I’m not going to rush into anything and then hate it you I know some people that get really bored easily and I can relate to that so I don’t want to get do that I want to find what I actually going to do so I take my time um do I I don’t it was definitely the right call I don’t miss it why was it the right call cuz you’re only 34 and you were still playing internationally and for Harley Quin why why did you decide I broke my foot in the summer yeah and then there was like it was like a four montha cuz it was like a weird BN and we had a s a Fest like summer festivals book with the family with the kids yeah and holidays and I was like well I’m going to be in a boot now and I meant to just like sit down on me ass for the next four months that wouldn’t really go down well with the wife seeing as I’ve just left her for the last six weeks with the four kids on her own um so I was never going to comply with the reab properly and then it didn’t really heal as they thought it would surprise surprise and it wasn’t ever right and then I did try getting back but I just could I couldn’t really keep up with anyone anymore I couldn’t keep I felt that I went away with England um training camp and it was the end of the week in Jona sitting there in the sunand lovely just quite similar to here Fox Hills actually um just chilling and I look around like just like the game’s passed me by now just like that just like that I just was like I can’t keep up with this horrible feeling and you if I I could have dragged it out do you know what I mean but for what everyone’s like oh you five caps off getting 100 and I’m like cool the things like that not do you not I’m not bother about it small fault when you get close to them but if I just slugged it out for another five caps yeah what’s that for just for the five cap it’s not going to replace the memories good and bad that I’ve already got yeah do you know what I mean yeah you’re right I’m done fair enough plus I’d sort of dis grown I was too old for the quins boys now distance myself from them really as in what as in well I live 71 miles away I suppose that is a far distance and then you become that older guy yeah you’ve had Danny Care on here like we were the older Statesman in the team and Danny’s more everyone’s friend likeable lovely BL love him to pieces but he’s got that energy about him I’m more of the big F in the corner and I hadn’t really like my lot that I’d grown up with yeah had all sort of retired and gone and I it was my fault I really made the effort to get to know the younger boys or Bond and all that cuz it’s not that well it was a bit I couldn’t be asked but also like I liked what I liked and I just liked what I knew yeah and then I could just drive home and forget about it all yeah fair so enough was enough it got quite deep then it’s interesting to know it’s it’s our you Legend in absolutely we’re going to talk about some of those memories you mentioned there and your unbelievable podcast can we just also talk about Jim is one of the key reasons why I did retire okay I know like we’ve known each other back and forth God knows how like mainly over voice notes and he sent me a really lovely voice note saying just seen you play buddy think you should pack it in you’re a bag no so I didn’t have a choice really took I didn’t I didn’t shot is it it wasn’t that bad it wasn’t that’s that that’s that then oh chubbsy gone right tubsy with a quack hook hang on we said last hour we were going to be more supportive yeah but he I know it was a quack hook but you could unlucky mate unlucky CH [Laughter] Quack a brother’s got you big come on brother’s got you at a Barney Rubble brother’s got me out tell me where to aim that’s good aim where’s it go co water David off let’s go yeah yes Joe good shot mate great shot can you do that cool David off thing again that’s can he go a bit too left oh why is that gone straight down the middle then David left how’s that g down the middle you were aiming left yeah they call me a soft lemon kid do they yeah lemon kid that’s what they call him what they call not the Bulldog anymore soft lemon kids yeah bril right we’ got my drive we’re miles away there’s a ditch down there I think it’s a layup to lay it up oh oh come on it’s all right stay it’s all right that all right yeah go on Joe Pete I know we’re already like halfway through but I forgot to ask you at the start is your name Pete or is it tubes Pete oh what you prefer they’re both pretty poor names aren’t they yeah [Music] awful shot Joe that’ be all right mate be left that tree stri that do you there we go that’s the one there we go no one about the go today do they no one cares about go he taking his shot oh okay is he taking his shot oh okay oh just scored oh I come Freewood plant it over the ditch shot mate now Jim shots someone’s taken it seriously sh some people do care about the golf today then just stay away from me yeah yeah what you mean well just stay away cuz you get in me and YouTube fair enough stay away from you golf life Legends want to see Good YouTube golf yeah no you’re right right we got 160 yeah we have or5 depends who you’re listening to and who are you listening to always youj of course that’s 155 I’ve got six iron oh oh oh pulled it you RI that mate what’d you get so angry about it for slips out my hands your hands oh this weather is brutal come on big Brut Maximus Brutus Maximus weather SC at least no one else is out here just disgusted with the weather I quite like it actually still cracking content for them is cracking content is it yeah is it yeah we just bin this one should [Laughter] we just B this one should we honestly what are we doing with our lives what’s our purpose oh sa getting angry now just I tell you what the boys have opened the door can’t deal with a weather I tell you what yeah but Joe’s got his hybrid oh yeah when he’s got his hybrid bu out of trouble what do you mean we said four hours ago be more supportive even if we’re going against each other I’m trying to learn the game I love the game yourself go on Joe really enjoy yourself yeah do you know what I mean be supportive [Laughter] it’s the best of all of us what a pony shot nothing wrong with that up and down P yes Mara look good oh shots back in the game boy don’t let the weather affect you come on yes Joe Jo Jo good effort good look at me like that good effort I’m trying my best here oh nice bro nice yeah come on boys can we beat the Bullard keep going keep going oh it’s short it’s short let’s go tues come on get that spaceship over there go go go there’s a 10c roll one two not going in boy is that not going in then how long can you wait no it’s is it is it 10 s like that yeah come on Joe long as get it in for a par what was it straight yeah I tell you what if this don’t go in this is serious pressure on the [Music] MERS serious pressure on you your helmet oh for team m is it a birdie dance shoes pressure on the mileage [Applause] right up you up you what on Jim first bird of the day proud of you awesome golf awesome golf awesome golf in such treacherous conditions bloody hell go on Jim I’ll tell you what I do miss I miss a bit of a tear up yeah the only chance that you get to any close to having a legalized violence yeah I’ll I’ll do it next toam me and you little tear up but you did say you said on the way up here you said you said what you were good was at winding players up well you know how he’s would we say that is this the worst you’ve ever played on golf life yeah now are we are we putting that down to the weather no or we put it down to the fact that I think I’ve gotten your red mate yeah no you would you do that on the Rugby field yeah what would you like what would you I wasn’t actually any good at rugby that’s a bit har you you know rugby well D I know you’re a good player you don’t play FR England if you’re not a good player you do if You’ got enough black male on the coaches that are coaching you every one of them yeah great still got them careful any jobs going fine um that’s brilliant no I was world class mate and I don’t want to it’s my bag gym yeah I know what have you done to my bag there then look at it look at it looks well right I was world class bunny in at making other people really yeah so how did you do that the same way that like you’re today for me I look at you and I go I’ve always looked at you really good golfer like you like sound you got your pro card or something like that my brother-in-law after today’s performance is a better golf than you plays off 16 you’ve been dog today and I’d like to say you’ve i’ I’ve played a big part in that and the pride that I’ve got like here it’s like I’m back on the pitch again like yeah sometimes I grab it too far and get it wrong I will admit that and then most of the time I just do you actually get into him on the pitch like start you on the same pitch as me in all that game like you are yeah or the what’s that oh honestly I had no idea who you were until I looked at the back of your shirt that’s a good one yeah always go to your are you nervous no what do you mean you should be mate and they’re like oh my God it’s only a kid he’s coming through and you’re like dog e dog world yeah I love dog that’s good there we go there we go so Jim you’re up yeah all the best H sorry look you want to make it physical it’s fine I told you I’m missing a little bit of physical it what’s the scores on the two shots in it twoot in it the plus one I think what’s the scores on the doors Georgie doors uh shooting Styles yes oh from the dove send the dove from I’m a baby I’m aaby in the background choose looks a bit like dorsy don’t he no he also dressed as a baby on TV oh yeah test baby the test you baby yeah nice all the best Jim mom and dad were well proud oh right yeah it’s all right that’s actually all right yeah that’s good you sp car than usual is it yeah oh absolute grips feel Peter Peter Peter gone a bit here oh no Peter I’m telling you how it cold you want my glove no excuse I was just a rubbish sh come on GA close face send it close face cold water put your foot there is it aiming right who cares more left oh how’s the M2 looking how long ago did that happen to my bag ases ago yeah how long you’ve been stood there watching it AES brilliant brilliant cheers mate yeah last time you come under my umbrella here we go then mate I’ll get it you stay there a lot more cler just put that whole bag and brought out like M teaser oh each other let’s give each other a load of confidence let’s all stick with each other a a I think we we we in trouble in trouble well we’ve actually got a line in Joe have we gaffa we got we’ve got a line no it’s a nice line yeah I’m a bit worried about that tree there though yeah cuz if we hit that Plum the balls going over there just like that so what I’d advise you mind if I give you some absolutely you’re willing to take some feedback yeah te AR it so you see that steak yeah um I think that steak means you’re not allowed to take your buggy past that Y is that right but we haven’t got any buggies or your trolley trolley can’t go there yeah so the the trolley steak yeah and you see that tree we just spoke about yeah go through the middle of that okay done thank you oh we got a hybrid love out yeah just going to go for a little bring it oh it saved us oh yes what a shot oh it saved us the tree clip yes the tree clip the tree knew we wanted him what a shot that is that’s like the tree of AA from um proper local do it again and exactly the same shot right use the tree or the steak get your deck chair out boys that that is massive for the game so that was brilliant massive for the game come on Jo just get it through that Gap Hey where’s it going so what we had there with the trifecta we should have done me and an first what not to do hit the tree but BOS what not to do go in The Bu BOS what to do tubes there you goad that’s all right just get on this what’s this tubsy get on this brother lover ta taer Tapper oh W who who he’s Shing over the Ball tap tap tapping him well you should have taken the advice should you not whack whack Whack It Away really good really good you silly Billy go on chy for a bird on go on B marker 10 in away yeah Joe come on it’s your time just just here time to shine how old you Broly yeah come on send it yeah no just my can I use your ball I use mine use mine oh wow this is your just cut it to that ball come on come on this is it Joe Mara Bird come on I no like I said it’s fine dog eat dog world eh right yeah oh they push that that Blast for this right come on you’re so close to me kicking your ball off this green oh well AR if you don’t get a bird it you mean it then that is awesome go boy for a p line you got for see that dark spot there yeah nice back to three shots in it straight in the middle youel you got my boy thanks for coming on Joe no yeah can’t wait to go great day we’ve not had one yet and we’re on the 16th usually like we stop like the banter stops after two hour but you kept it going you’ve done a great job ban no is it intense dislike for you and what you represent washed up old footb who’ve got too much money so they don’t have to work anymore and they just go around p in belt on a golf course comore 16 what’s looksy you can leave your head three of us come on you can leave your head on you C your hat three shots wait wait yeah got do that again so we can have a slowmo on there get a slow hit the ball coming in on the box please my god get long get long get long what did you no no that is mustard what did you at seven seven yeah good idea that you D shut up mug know what you are mug if you just hit it gently look and it rolled Jesus Christ there we go he rolled up I mean it works oh what a lovely strike go on that’s good that’s good an just bunker oh my goodness this rain is brutal now how did I sto there I just heard like a shuffle I looked at an I was like what the happened there oh Jimmy only one watch only one watch I was looking at only it’s closer to the drink mate than it is the old right boys and girls we all thought it was an old in one and we’re 20 short so this is all about the grind just about the wind oh what a shot get in oh Jimmy boy lovely mate cheers ledge hybrid hybrid is it you’re welcome Jim I won’t to his yet he bit too much but I’ve had a little and I down the watch in the bag not long ago but I’ve had a little couple of clubs you did tell you they were coming but they partially in and that was one of them but talk about another day you’re welcome you’re welcome yeah oh you’re welcome Morana no you’re welcome you’re welcome no no you’re welcome no you’re welcome on the channel no all right fair enough take it away Jim take it away Jimmy be in for a par good P Jim yeah nice how are you close one how are you sunshine you’re welcome this got free St cuz of that hybrid off the green what it what you doing cheers what a lovely P mate great P ohing yeah that cheers mate how that there you go what are you doing what this is ridiculous this is ridiculous oh that’s a cracking line it’s not got enough on it lovely part come on Joe put it in stay there you get it inside that you can come again Joe got D more in it what’s the one with what’s the one with the clay ghost yeah ghost ready boys swing with me send it all right use it use it use it oh yeah yeah we had we had the power of free didn’t we smell lovely we had the power of free too much come back want to smell you again this is this is ridiculous but we love it don’t we we still go we grind come on listen don’t worry about up the golf get involved get involved come closer come into the screen bring this is brutal this is brutal if you are enjoying this content please like And subscribe subscribe it’s what is it Jim it’s free it’s free it must be just look at Jo in he’s that enough this is ridiculous it’s Hing now look yes bring it on the Golding Gods I playing any weather right it’s all right it’s all [Laughter] right anywh get J get Jose the bear is scared of Elston this is you ever played anything worse than no one in Scotland no not this is not as this F yeah let’s do another nine yo I love though it’s great F I love it it’s great isn’t it it’s great for your ears he just gave he gave us the PT yeah yeah mental up a bit now it’s brightened up it’s B now he said Jim is that good is that good yeah good good yeah good good right here we go put it in there just for the lovely yeah nice yeah lovely two hes left or it still three in it three shots still three shots up Jim Jim might want to stop pratting about mate cuz we’re going to take you down to Chinatown you know what I mean Le it’s nice to know these spoots of water proof foot saturated my right one is my left one’s dry can’t work it out I thought boys for luck for at this point Joe we’re not interested at all the B hit the ball yes what a [Laughter] shot you’re right there Perfect Mate anden me and looking well hey you back off let’s go CH please H one straight so I can walk up the Fairway yes that oh hang on Kick left kick right kick right roll around oh right behind the tree styed sty Sid what word Sid means you block like that get up there you little more often this Show’s gone is it what stri with a te by the way best I’ve ever seen on go life best clip ever when Neil Warner CH curly and you yeah that’s all right oh that’s all right yes yeah see I dropped did we oh here we go I as your medal oh mate you nearly done your legs there Joe you got to be careful mate you’re not an athlete no more nothing then oh buzer the Clon just went [Applause] off look at look at this the claxon just went off did you hear it the claxon let’s finish this off no let’s do it all no we it’s got to be a re it’s got to be a rematch no yeah man you can’t playing this look at it’s a stream right um let’s let’s play a game of no let’s play game of fives quick yeah I’m out for that loser Clansman the river okay yeah yeah let’s do that go between you two yeah no what you mean no r no rolling come on R put your you’re in for a penny and for a pound first I come out with it’s either open got you got we count or what you what mate me off like that don’t do it my right come on just medial medial so are we doing either five are we going straight in or we counting in on me okay go like can’t be just on you can’t read your mind you’re weirdo whatever number I say oh man’s man’s be yeah deep Carriage smells like man’s get that on record listen take that bit out one two three boom ready 1 two three 10 what are you doing cut you we cut you I’m just cuz you lost game [Laughter] take your shot I’m trying no one’s filming it no one cares even under it there we go no we don’t care cuz we’re three shots up just don’t know what’s going on in there what a shot go on skip up get up theill skip up L go on go on go on go on right come on bro oh go then what a shot oh long oh we can work with that she’s a worker watch out chupes look at the look at the surface look at the surface I got to play on if I didn’t have this surface it’s going in the h [Laughter] just did don’t I found it I can’t even grip the C soaking wet what’s the point boys I’m going to give him the match so sorry Legends it’s just not work L we’ve been called in so sorry had to call game there but anyway let’s have a chat with the boys let’s see what the scores are it’s been good it’s been a good laugh of joeing it what a day what a day shame it’s just come down it’s just absolutely fell out the sky and um we’ve been called in so void game unfortunately boys have picked up well played but I would say we got called in by the hoo the hooa did go to be there [Laughter] oh the hooa did go right well played cheers mate thank you class we gave it a go didn’t we different class we’ve been pulled in that was the worst we ever had of my life but before we go Joe thank you so so much for coming on mate but let’s talk about your podcast come on we’ve got to plug your podcast cuz it’s absolutely fantastic talk to us about it I’ve been on it and I yeah have a good laugh we yeah what is it you podcast is that is that why you got me on it help and plug it for you I thought you just got it cuz we were played out together definely get think you with that I’m going in boys see you later there’s a link for Joe’s podcast which is absolutely brilli yeah I’ve got a podcast called things people do yeah it’s about people and the stuff they do enjoy really sell it to him Joe links down below for IT team Mara beat Jimmy Bard did we oh yeah we did two later you later get in the 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34 Comments

  1. Stroke play and Jim picks up at 34:05. He would NEVER have let that go if Team Marler didnt finish the hole!

  2. Finally someone with a personality Bentley and marler Eddie Hearn and his side kick with jimmy would be comedy cold episode

  3. Best Intro Ever! ๐Ÿคฃ On driving, about the club face, line up the face before your swing to where you want it to end up and pull it back and forward without deviating. Has to be top five funniest episodes ever. Joe is brilliant, lot of comedy in that boy. Jimmy's face when he first said ice cold water, caught Jimmy like a fish! ๐Ÿคฃ WHATS THE SCORES GEORGE DOORS! Wasn't there a story recently about a guy in a gimp suit terrorizing a town in England, it was Ange wasn't it!

  4. I managed to last 5 minutes of this. Too much self indulgent rabbitting from the bloke with the big beard,who I'd never heard of. Looked him up,apparently he's an egg chaser. Worst GL vid by a country mile,normally love channel boys xx

  5. Joe – what club u got Jim ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Jim – putter

    Joe – you not like blades ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. This is by far the greatest video I have ever seen!! My love for golf, my love for rugby, my love for Joe, and my love for you guys all rolled up into one epic hour!! You guys never fail to put a smile on my face!! Keep doing what you're doing!! Much love!! โค๏ธ

  7. That was heading to be a hard watch. Butโ€ฆ glad I persevered. Cracking banter and genuine laughs out loud from me.
    Weather didnโ€™t help with your usual more sincere chats with your guest but you managed admirably.
    Big up to you all. Camera team, superb.
    Cheers.

  8. Jimmy should play with Joe more or see if Joe will caddy for himโ€ฆ. Psychological training, if you can keep your head with Joe around youโ€™re bombproof mentally.
    No little off hand comment from a pro would get to you.

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