What you hitting?

by joshisr3al

45 Comments

  1. flaginorout

    Faced a similar situation once, only that wedding party was taking photos about 5 yards beyond the green. I guess there was a background they really wanted in the pics. I waited for a solid 5 minutes, hoping they’d move on. But once the group behind me showed up, it forced my hand.

    I puss’d out and laid up 10 yards short of the green. But once I got to the green, I heard the photographer say “well, I guess this is our hint to move on”. lol. Poor bastard didn’t think a golfer hitting a ball in their direction was the hint.

  2. this made me laugh 😂 I’d LOVE to see that shot

  3. Fuck_The_Rocketss

    8 iron. I may leave it short but even if I thin the shit out of it I don’t think I get it there.

  4. TotallyNotDad

    Easy 8 iron, worst case it will roll off the back

  5. Miltonthemoose

    The fact that they let you play near a ceremony means you should not have your wedding there

  6. buster_rhino

    You got the adrenaline pumping – go up a club like Steve Williams would

  7. thateejitoverthere

    8-iron. But no matter what I hit, I’m definitely yelling FORE!!!

    Then see how many duck.

  8. Duane_Earl_for_Prez

    My local always has ceremonies just behind 18 green. It’s a par 5 but if you stripe a drive you have a good shot at 3 wood into the green on 2nd shot. I hate it.

  9. Artistic_Industry_96

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    My group watching me grab driver

  10. UnflushableNug

    Come up 10 yards short then unleash the 60 degree open-faced piss-missile

  11. Thetman38

    6 iron if I’m going for the pin, 4 iron if I’m going for the wedding

  12. AWeakMindedMan

    I was gonna say I’m laying it up but my pitch shot has a 50/50 chance of skulling it clear over the green as well.

  13. Substantial_Water

    My buddy has a game where he tells guests when they ask distance in on 18, that the clubhouse is “further away than it looks” (right behind the green, par 4) and it’s forgiving.

    Your approach shot is about 150-180 uphill, cart path on 3 sides of the green, with the clubhouse maybe 15 yards behind the back and no protective barrier.

    It has yielded the exact results you imagine.

    One ambitious gentlemen scolded a 200 yard 5i that hit the (full) patio so hard that it bounced onto the roof.

  14. 69hornedscorpio

    Seven iron, hopefully land softly on the green. Most likely, I will send it left into the trees and rough.

  15. Dark_Wahlberg-77

    140 shot out of extreme caution. Blade the approach chip and hit them anyway.

  16. My 140 club to be safe and then blade a wedge into the grooms ear

  17. itsmeoldirtyben

    PW if I’m going for the vicar , 56 if I’m going at the pin allowing for backspin 🙄

  18. Reigate Hill Golf Club, UK. Had that pressure shot a few times 🙃😂

  19. PsychologicalRow9028

    Lays up, proceeds to skull the chip shot into the crowd.

  20. half swing low punchy 7 iron, land about 145 yards and roll out to the pin.

  21. Significant-Plum3217

    The bride knowing me, thinned it under pressure

  22. cleviron28

    I am hitting 7 iron which inusually hit between 150-160, I grew up playing a course that long was dead and I have yet to get it into my mind that sometimes long is fine.

  23. Don’t lay up. You’ll be giving you and them a story for all time

  24. PaidTheTrollToll

    8 iron for a perfect lay up on that path down the right

  25. travelingWords

    Your next post “140 to the green, 160 to the wedding party.

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