the tenth hole is mostly controlled by ducks

by rjohnstone13

37 Comments

  1. SweatyCockroach8212

    Is that because the ducks are controlling all those geese?

  2. CallistosTitan

    Black Bears are more chill than these fucks

  3. Explosive_Nut

    If you’re one off those people that lick their golf ball to clean it, please don’t do that on this hole. These fellas be shittin everywhere and I don’t wanna deal with a bird flu outbreak

  4. Turbulent_Echidna423

    how can you not know what a goose is?

  5. Internal-Piglet-6058

    That’s the Canadian Air Force sir and I’ll demand that you give them the respect they deserve.

  6. oandroido

    From here they look like some kind of aerodynamic golf dog or whatever

  7. Emotional_Block5273

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    Duck, duck goose

  8. Xenofon713

    Average northern IL/southern WI golf course honestly.

  9. Building_Snowmen

    Someone better tell that to the Geese then.

  10. Rich_Forever5718

    Are you just karma farming or do you really not know what a goose is?

  11. DatGoofyGinger

    OP about to mess with the cobra chickens and find out

  12. FlyTheW1988

    If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

  13. GoldenEmuWarrior

    There’s a public course where I play where one side of the first fairway is goose territory and the other is turkey territory. The fairway seems to be the DMZ. You really want to hit the fairway on that hole.

  14. redrifle007

    Packs of wild (ducks) control most of today’s major cities

  15. And I thought Trump was going to deport foreign invaders? Canadian geese.

  16. -piso_mojado-

    One of the locals was slowed down to almost 3 hours per 9 the other day. Bunch of angry geese on a par 3 with a peninsula green. Turns out hitting into a bunch of cobra chickens is a bad idea.

  17. Those aren’t ducks. They are cobra chickens. Stay clear.

  18. zaksdaddy

    That’s the Canadian Air Force!

    Heard a funny on the course the other day:

    Playing partner: do you know what the green part of goose shit really is?

    Me: uh, what?

    Playing partner: goose shit!

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