Jackson Cantwell Commits to Miami | Orange Bowl Boys Chapter 171 | You Can Get a Pencil Under There

Everyone opens with good energy as Miami lands the #1 prospect in the country, Jackson Cantwell… even though his overall rating continues to drop now that he’s a Cane. And while no one is surprised that outlets like 247 continue to drop him in the rankings, it’s maddening that the narrative around Miami is so different than other schools. Toast, however, is unapologetic for being “the Yankees” of college football. Plus everyone is happy that Carson Beck is throwing and appears to be on a solid road back, as we were all a bit afraid of a setback putting his return behind schedule.

Of course we have to address the story that Mario Crisobal never spoke with Mel Kiper before the draft, after Maio said he heard from everyone but Mel, and ultimately we’re not surprised because Kiper has just become a talking head mainstay and not an actual reporter. And after Ro retweeted the list with the lack of Miami accomplishments over the last 11 years, Scoop wants to know if we think it will be easier to win the ACC or the National Championship for Miami. 

The wheel of topics covers Bill Belichick and the very real possibility that he’ll never coach a game at UNC, the new gravy-flavored KFC ice cream, and the pro golfer who has convinced himself he can train himself to dunk a basketball. And of course we close it out with a round of Five Questions, which this week includes a car where we know the driver is an asshat, things women do that are a turnoff, the most likely cause of a human extinction, where your happy place is, and how your genetics did you dirty. 

00:00 Introduction and Opening Cheers
01:00 Recruitment Controversies and Star Ratings
03:29 NIL Deals and College Football Dynamics 
08:20 Coaching Critiques and Media Commentary 
20:42 Preseason Rankings and Expectations 
22:34 Sponsorships and Promotions
27:34 Sports Updates and Miscellaneous Topics 
30:40 Golf Legends and Their Struggles 
31:35 Bill Belichick’s Coaching Future 
38:03 KFC’s Viral Food Innovations 
40:38 Harry Higgs’ Dunking Ambitions 
45:57 Five Questions 
54:44 Random Conversations and Wrap-Up

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it is the Mario era chapter 171 it’s the fivear get it’s the fivear getter like no one else it’s the five star getter and I can’t help myself i can’t help myself boys happy whiskey who cares five-star whiskey Wednesday cheers boys cheers how you guys doing i’m doing fine Deshawn it’s us in FIU scoopy ola toast woodford Reserve baby double Oak cuz you cuz you know once you go double oak you never go back cheers buddy cheers cheers how we feeling how we feeling i feel bad for Jackson Canwell oh I know by the time he gets on campus [ __ ] going to be like a two star yeah three star man i mean feel bad for the kid you’re number one for three years and all of a sudden you make one decision and oh you’re going to be a two star before you know it i think we should head on over to the green tree [Music] 72 84 no product i don’t know if it’s a good sign when it comes that early in the show but I mean gets me every time gets me every time so uh yeah listen it was it was a quite a field of the opposition it was Georgia it was Oregon State i mean Oregon it was Ohio State um and you out uh you out bid him you outpaid for the NIL you had the better offensive line coach and you just nailed a five-star offensive tackle who will quickly be a four-star he’s a four-star every time every time we speak a word he’s just dropping stars and dropping points uh so many things to unpack just with what you said Toast first of all I mean as far as the dropping like it’s a consensus he’s composite number one overall he’s been number one overall for like two years okay so it’s just I I always fall under that edict like if you’re the only one doing this and this is directed at you 24/7 if you’re the only one doing it you’re either revolutionary or you’re just wrong in this case you’re just wrong okay you’re wrong we know without a shadow of a doubt if he picks Ohio State or Georgia he’s still the number one pick i Oh it was already submitted it was already in you guys pretty much have working knowledge where this guy’s going to go ahead of time stop it i don’t know it’s just a bad look miami fans we’ve been talking about this for years it’s just it’s it’s not what’s good for the goose isn’t always good for the gander like Ruben Bane is not a fivestar because of his body type and then when they have a perfect body type oh you know it’s it’s it’s something else something something dark side i don’t know what it is i don’t know what it is but it’s it’s a terrible look for 24/7 oop at least they’re consistent with it i mean if if you’re if you’re going to be on that hill just be on the hill it’s they’re as consistent as consistent gets it’s it’s more predictable than the sunrise truly it’s I I mean who who’s not surprised who’s Who’s surprised anyone surprised about that look he he and and and the narrative is you know he took the bag he took the bag he took the bag everyone’s taken the bag for years and years and years people that’s how Alabama was was uh raised and uh Georgia’s been giving out bags i mean you had George Pickkins who changed his uh uh who changed his commitment from Auburn to Georgia the day of he never went to he never visited there he never even set foot on campus that was definitely not a backdrop for sure like he just had a change of heart and knew he’d love it in between the hedges like it’s just the narrative if if Ohio State well they have a $20 million roster last year that’s what everybody said everybody said Ohio State had a $20 million roster and guess what they won the national championship oh so you know it’s one of these things and if Georgia if Georgia has the bag for him you know well he’s going he’s going to a winner going to a perennial winner it’s it’s a powerhouse there they turn out offensive linemen just the same as Miami maybe even more so so look we’re never we’ll never get away from the bashing from anyone and any narrative that wants to be spun can be spun and it is the way it is it’s always been that way it always will be that way it’s totally fine if the kid come here comes here and flourishes good for him he’s got the two best teachers I would say tandem of teachers in the country um and that’s why he says he chose Miami did he because of it i don’t know but that’s what he says so we’ll go with it i find it funny that people seemed the fans fans were you know offended or taken as a shot of the program that it was all being knocked up as just a a backdrop that he only chose us because of the money and I’m thinking to myself I’m like listen it’s 2025 the entire landscape is different now this is basically pro sports so basically what you’re telling me is we should be embarrassed or ashamed because we’re the Yankees cuz we can afford more than you cuz we can out bid you i’m sorry that’s how this works now that’s how pro sports works and this is basically pro sports now so I’m going to be ashamed about that sorry you were able to do it when when it wasn’t allowed and you were able to you know throw money in McDonald’s bags whatever that’s fine i will say there is another side to this guys the last 20 freaking years obviously we’ve had alumni that could pony up some serious cash they weren’t willing to just drop it into a goddamn McDonald’s there was always this fear and repercussion that we were going to get look this is this is in a couple cars and we we got we lost two bowl games like to be ashamed for being the Yankees bro even though I hate the Yankees I love the fact that we have money sorry suck it to to the national landscape this is how it was for those 20 years we can only play with one hand one hand was tied behind our back now that we can spend money like you could spend money now we can put everything all in and what did we put all in in we sold the young man that we have the best and scoop alluded to it we have the best offensive line coach tandem who are great at building relationships and that’s what won out because you have money we have money they have money so I don’t even think it was a bad thing it’s all apples to apples now before it wasn’t before it was a half apple arm behind the back now it’s two so stop and it’s like Miami is in this perpetual grab apples and Miami Miami had like it’s it’s a no-win situation hey Frank the cat it’s a no-win situation because Robert Frank if they pull that off if they pull that off and they did pull that off you have all these pundits saying “What miami dropped the bag.” Okay and then if they didn’t drop the bag like there’s no winning no winning you can’t win here you can never win no we can never win here but but he dropped the They dropped the bag great thank god we’re at the table we all had Everyone was sat at the round table there were four people there call it three whatever you want to call it and everybody had the briefcase on the table i don’t know how much money was in the briefcase i’m sure it was a lot from everybody right that’s how this works now so everyone had their briefcase on the table and he said “I’m going to go with that briefcase.” It’s pro evaluation these days boys that’s a left tackle that’s a pro that’s a potential firstround left tackle of the future guess what they make in the NFL so of course they they got bag potential he was going to get a bag wherever he went right it was seven figures wherever he went i I I think the bag argument is lazy on their part i really do if you’re using it it’s lazy that’s all it is but it’s what you would expect it’s It’s available so we use it yeah and this is the brilliancancy of Mario Crystal ball and I understand because as soon as we we applaud you know how the how our rivals are going to attack us right they they they immediately they’re going to flank us from the side we’re like “This is what we brought Mario for of course for every top offensive lineman we’re going to be there at the race you don’t want to get he hasn’t won anything on Saturdays he hasn’t won anything yet.” I get it but guess what when you recruit that way it gets easier eventually it does he did it at Oregon by recruiting this way so I I that’s that’s a massive massive That is the number one kid in the country regardless of what 247 just said that is the number one kid in the country at offensive line we used to lose that kid 99 out of 99 times mario Crystal Ball’s 100 and now we’re one for one he could do it boys just let’s do it on the field and speaking of the field you saw Carson Beck he’s throwing mhm he’s throwing thoughts uh was surprised um had some zip looked good yeah didn’t look like he was hindered i I mean obviously he wasn’t letting a rip but ahead of schedule they say “Yeah I mean look I was surpris when I saw it i was like is that AI or is that real?” Looking around kind of trying to find some you know poke some holes in the video uh look it’s it’s great news and and we knew that we didn’t know we hoped i say we hoped that we would get to that point eventually uh at least at schedule it’s great that it’s ahead of schedule you would never I think behind schedule really would have been a problem um and now we just have to hope there’s no setbacks yeah i mean listen if there’s no setbacks you’ve got basically you know three solid months now to work with these receivers and get some familiar familiarity with him and uh you know work it out i mean I saw the arm i saw the zip and I’ll keep telling anybody until I’m blew in the face he’s got a stronger arm than Cam Ward yes not that it matters because Jeff George probably had the best arm and Jamarcus Russell had the best arm and Steven Morris had the best arm that I’ve ever seen on a human being playing the game of football but Carson Beck has a stronger arm he can zip it he can spin it boys so he’s going to have some impressive throws where it’s like even you’ll say you know Kamar can make all the throws carson Beck’s just going to be able to make that throw and get it there just a little bit quicker at times but it’s there’s a lot more than just arm strength at the quarterback position it it’s it’s like inner confidence and accuracy those two have to be there and Cam Ward exuded that in bushels bushels and bushels of Buffalo Trace so the other uh Mario exuberance yeah there you go the Mario story that’s been getting a little traction over the last 24 hours was really Mel Kyper just his foot in his mouth I guess really let’s talk about it but so so the the story comes out from I I forgot what’s his name the whatever that B Mcury yeah Mc Murphy sorry Brett um came the story how uh Mel never reached out to Mario about a review or scouting report on Cam Ward um and Mario heard from millions of freaking people you know every NFL team scouts like crazy and then Mel comes out and you know throws an Orange Crush reference down and says “Oh even if I didn’t speak to him I still had him higher than any other draft Nick or whatever.” I don’t know my whole thing is I think it’s pretty it speaks volumes that Mel Kyper did not speak to Shador Shan Sanders head coach or Cam Ward’s head coach and he’s supposed to be evaluating guys for the next level on all merits like film and how they do off the field in the in the training room in in in in the uh in the film room you think you want to talk to the guy that’s been working with them for the last year do do you want to know why like you know Mario Crystal really didn’t think to go ahead and and talk to him about the guy didn’t even cross his mind to go ahead and talk to that guy because at what point do you realize people stopped going to Lee Corso for advice on the show at a certain point you just you’re past your prime sir you’re past your prime right mel should have been reaching out to Mario it’s not Mario reaching out to Mel mel should have been He should have but at this point he is so beyond his He is so outkicked his coverage he He thinks he’s a mainstay he thinks he’s probably all world mario Crystal doesn’t even think to talk to you and you’re right in terms of the hierarchy in terms of the chess board Mario’s the king here who else do you want to talk about i mean he’s gonna be a little bit opinionated he’s gonna be a little bit sided and side with but he’s going to tell you what you need to know he’s the ultimate source not Mel Kyper but at this point like that’s what I’m saying nobody cares you’re the new Lee Corso you’re the new Lee Corso you’re there because you’re there you Chris Burman nobody pays attention to what you say nobody cares of what you’re saying anymore just you’re just a talking head nobody cares i actually like Todd McShet i like Todd when Todd McShet was doing his thing and he was counterparts with Kyper right and then they ended up getting rid of McShet and kept this this numbnuts i mean it’s not surprising we know i mean look he he slurped on on Shadore for three days i mean really it was it was as a network I would think you look at that and you’re like like he needs a long lunch break like somebody needs to shut this guy up or at least give him something else to talk about and I’m curious if they did because if you’re telling me that a network watched this guy for a day and a half and realized you somebody’s got to give him something else to talk about please and he continued for the next 24 hours talking about the same thing remarkably uh inept and completely unaware of anything that’s going on around him i don’t know it seems seems it’s like he’s uh he’s not well in the head i mean not to be you know a jerk about it but you can’t like you remember the great outdoors you can’t be completely unaware you remember the great outdoors mel Mel Kyper looks like the guy that got like struck by lightning like with his hair that’s That’s probably where he’s coming from right he’s that guy big Bear big Bear yeah that seven7 times so bad it’s so it’s just and then but to come out and like mock the fact that Mc Murphy said it and the fact that Mario’s like I never heard from the guy i’m a little jealous i’m a little jealous of Mel Kyper because he has done it for so long and he has that standing you could tell he does as little as work as possible now he doesn’t have to do a damn thing mhm he just he I I I think in his past he probably put thousands of hours putting big boards together and now he probably puts I don’t know 90 minutes and and he just spins his narrative and they and they give him a podium at ESPN i’m actually jealous actually I’m I’m I’m flipping my stance there i’m jealous of you Mel Kyper you get away with murder buddy i think the majority of his big board is put together by underlings um bro man I don’t know why you’re tweeting why you’re retweeting this crap earlier today what I do uh you know the whole thing about how we haven’t done dick in in in in in 11 years that that bothered me though i mean disturbing to see it it really is disturbing i just said we got to do like holy Jesus but it just like we haven’t won a a it was like hey if you’ve won your conference if you got into the playoffs if you’ve won a champion bowl a New York six bowl we are it is a ghost town oh for all those all of them I didn’t see the tweet but that sounds like a big uh donut hole yeah football’s best postseason accomplishment since 2014 the CFP era and there’s a lot of teams listed here scoop and we’re not one of them we should be 97 Seven you got UCF’s on here the Gator are on here the NLS are on here i’m sure Georgia Tech’s on here yeah georgia Tech they beat us regularly yeah cheers hey Iowa State we got work to do that’s all I said we got work to do wonder why Iowa State’s on here i mean one good year one good year listen one good year matt was the way that Mario Crystal Ball’s recruiting if we have one good year where we win the ACC get into the playoffs even if we don’t win the national championship if we do that because he recruits so well and puts us into the national discussion in terms of recruiting it’s like it’s going to warp speed us back into the part where like okay yeah we we play meaningful games you can stop with the narrative that we don’t play for meaningful games but we have to we have to we have to we have to win the ACC at some point i mean I I don’t know what’s going to happen faster we’re going to win our next conference or we’re going to actually win the ACC because I don’t know how much longer the ACC has i would I would Okay here’s here’s something that I think what do you guys think about this which do you think will win first the ACC championship or the national championship not talking about this thanks Jenners [Laughter] i think the ACC championship yeah I think the ACC championship what do you mean yeah like I see what you’re saying because you get into the the playoff without winning 100% and then you go on a run like that’s more likely that’s more in my opinion I think that’s more likely you don’t win the ACC maybe you lose the ACC championship game or you don’t it’s more likely because in the past you had to win the ACC to win a national championship you had to especially with the ACC that’s why I’m asking no you don’t but I still think it’s the ACC is going to be easier i just think the talent in the ACC is not going to compare to when you go to the playoffs and you have to play Ohio State or Georgia or Alabama or a tough Oregon team or whoever else comes out of the SEC i just I still think the ACC is probably It’s good ball it’s good football it’s great coaching i always say that’s the equalizer acc has some damn good coaching um I still think it’s easier to win in the ACC i would hope so yeah especially with the amount of investment we have in this uhhuh and they’re all they’re all picking Clemson this year to to take the water as well they should yeah yeah yeah no one’s picking Florida State to do a damn thing apparently Mr castellanos was offended by that that they’re not on prime time but they they don’t get the prime time game oh buddy i’m not sure did he watch last year he Well he had time he got kicked off of his team didn’t he so I think he got So he could have seen the last four losses of FS yeah could have seen it in person he he he can’t he doesn’t have the advantage of watching a lot of TV there’s always people in front of him he can’t see over he can’t see over if if he’s any if he’s third or fourth row he’s screwed i’m pretty sure they have like a high chair for him dude he’s tight a little booster boot he’s a little tiny Tikeke oh my god here you go all right anything else on the green tree um hey congratulations to um hang on what’s his Let me pull him up here uh you got the young offensive tackle from Ohio um got upgraded to a fourstar hey let’s uh Ben Congden so he’s probably going to be higher rated than Canwell by the time they get on campus yeah yeah they’re going to be like he’s going to be our number one tackle showing up yeah he’s number he’s number 25 right now but just uh or 28 right now right now but just watch out 21 overall no 28 tackle oh okay i was say 21 overall it doesn’t matter we’ve said this for doesn’t matter doesn’t matter i don’t I don’t care what the offensive linemen are ranked rated zero stars doesn’t matter to me if these two want you on the team I’m good for it after year one I’m with Mario coming in we said we’re never going to have problems with the offensive line right year one was a little uh we were all calling to cut off Marbball’s arms uh Gatis ended up being a fraud there but ever since then we are fine i mean he’s got us in good hands mario’s going to have us in good hands we’re not going to have problems with offensive we need to get our logo on that list that Ro tweeted out earlier yeah please all right we got work to do listen the uh the experts have Miami preseason number 11 21 18 20 i don’t know about the 11 but I certainly think down around 20 is a pretty solid number to start with um show what you got listen we’re going to know real quick we’re going to know real quick after the month of September we’re going to a real good idea of where this team is i mean I feel a little better the over the fact that we don’t have to face Al Golden cuz Al Golden would have made that a little bit more personal he would have made that a little bit more personal and I think Yeah I’m just happy he’s not there it’s still going to be a dog fight but we’ll pick that game closer to that and you’re right we’re going to know week one we’re going to know week we’re going to want We’re going to know early really really really really early right so bring on the Golden Dome yeah i mean look we have no idea of any man of I feel I feel as though of any year of that we’ve been doing this this will be our eighth or ninth season actually ninth season doing the Orange Bowl boys this is a year that me personally I know less going into the season than any other team that we’ve had coming in no idea mel Kyper did all right listen you tell me you tell me well you you got to need to figure it 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exactly damn all right how about the packages bro packages nhl hockey uh playoffs is cranking cats look good on Wednesday night did they not they they s took the soul out of the uh Maple Leafs it certainly seemed like it look Wall is is he was who everyone expected him to be he was lost um so tonight tonight game six back in Sunrise hopefully they can wrap it up um but yeah beatingthebookie.com got all your packages you’ve got the PJ Championship this weekend you can still get in on the daily plays you missed out dropping like a a two week I think uh baseball package thing or something oh yeah like a shorter Yeah something with like three max plays in it too some Yeah something he tweeted out yeah so check that out on the website we’ll go check it out on the website beatenthebookie.com and then beaten thebookie twitter Instagram Tik Tok get all your free plays there uh plus entertaining follow and you get the updates on a lot of the bets that he’s got throughout uh the packages dude he’s been killing golf this year like the last two months he’s been on and PGA close close to first round winner today uh didn’t get it but Aaron Ry you know missed two short shorties uh coming in that would have uh locked it up but uh where’s Novak at novak one under one under there we go one under he is uh Yeah great great position tough track man wet too wet wet wet all right where should we go Jenners well I just I brought this up because I thought this was kind of interesting because it’s kind of been a topic of conversation this week this whole idea that Bellich will never coach a game now hold on do you guys So sorry he He definitely is not coaching at UNCC um [Laughter] move that topic to the side yeah give me one second sorry put that on the back i have to find this no we’re not no we’re not we’re not talking about this we’re not talking about this what about the gun uh well this kind of is for toast nick Dunlap have you seen this mess what so he shot 90 at Augusta yes he did and then came right back he came back but but since then Mhm he’s a shell of himself really hasn’t made a cut every every round I look at he’s overpar oh my god he shot 78 today seven over at the PGA anyway golf has completely escaped this guy he won twice last year won twice last year as a rookie and now can’t hit the back of the ball it’s Listen man that happens in golf and some people that happens to look at like the fall that uh that that uh that Jason Day had i mean I mean even going back further Cory Paven um like dude there’s times when it just goes away or who was No who was the um the guy with the glass oh the Oh the who was the damn he was number one david Duval there we go it just block at second base throw not being able to throw to first left that dude’s body he hit Keith Oberman’s mom and I always remember that it was Keith Oberman’s mom he ded like six rows up in first base when Keith first went crazy every time I look Every time I look at the leaderboard he’s he’s plus something damn that’s crazy to me cuz it was insane that he battled back after dropping that 90 he shot like a 71 or something the next round yeah he played pretty decent the next round but I don’t He hasn’t made a cut he hasn’t made a cut since and honestly I don’t think I can’t even tell you if he’s been underpar wow all right sorry Jenners no you’re good he’ll never coach there and I think quickly I Yeah I don’t think Bill Bich is gonna It’s a crazy story one of the few I one of the few things I think ESPN actually does right is Pablo Tori he does that show Pablo Tori finds out where he goes like deep he talks to as many people as he can find as many insiders he can get and when he was digging into the story about Bellich he found the the little nullifier in his clause that said his buyout drops from $10 million to $1 million on June 1st because the idea of well maybe the NFL is going to come sniffing around and Bill wants to go back to the NFL so his buyout on June 1st goes from $10 million to $1 million he’s got two weeks left boys he’s got two weeks left and they got two weeks left and they’re going to get a jump on the next i never ever ever ever saw the likes of Bill Bich humbling himself and kissing some 17-year-old’s ass i never thought I has nothing to do with his girlfriend i could see him kiss her ass she’s relatively attractive and she We’ll leave it there because I don’t want to get us copyright stricken anyways she does things these other guys don’t do things so uh yeah June 1st he’s gone probably by June i think he coaches i don’t think he finishes the season i think No no no he He doesn’t coach no no we said this months ago i’m like there’s no way this guy will make it to the beginning of the season i don’t know he’s made it through the portal he’s got some transfers he’s got some recruits committing to him you know he seems to be His girlfriend is his assistant coach he’s muse i think she’s more of a muse but yeah I’m sure she’s primarily doing a lot of the This week she turned down Dancing with the Stars to focus on UNCC football well there you go man someone needs to focus on Yeah she’s the special team coach bro you’re gone from Mac brown to this like this is a You should have TV cameras there this should be a reality show like you should be having merch for with both of them i should do this it was called Hard Knocks she blew back right i know she Yeah I think it’s great i think I think there’s no downside to UNCC for this whole thing really 100% no doubt except like a successful football program at all they’ve never cared about a successful football program have they i mean more of a school than basketball school last 10 years yeah well it Butch recruited some dogs when he was there so what does it say that they allowed their basketball program to falter i don’t know that they really care about sports as much as they used to in the day i think the Belch hire was just a show just to appease alums i don’t think they a splash hire it was a splash higher but even they got to think in a recess of their heart it’s a gimmicky hire dude he’s 70 you just like you replaced a 90 year old with a 70 year old like I don’t know at least go and get Pete Carol for crying out loud yeah Pete’s up there too no he’s in or Vegas i’m sorry no Pete is Yeah Pete’s like over 771 something like that yeah well he’s got you can’t hire him because I think he still has that college show clause no I think he still does i think like he still would have to sit out you know if he comes back to the college ranks cuz he got one when he left USC all those that was like 15 causes going that long yeah but I think All right all right plus he’s with he’s shove me down with big words pete Carol and Bill Bich are both 73 years old okay well there you go yeah who would you rather have as a head coach Bill Bich or Pete Carol right now in college anywhere anywhere p carol’s dumb in college no I mean NFL or college who would you rather have question that’s a terrible question no it isn’t who would you rather have i thought it was an easy answer and now it’s not this is the rather yeah either NFL or college who would you choose between those two i would choose Pete Carol because you didn’t have to deal with the fiance okay or girlfriend or whatever i think it’s easy to take Pete Carolyn he’s he’s had more success as a head coach as of late he seems like he’s still with it he hasn’t lost control of his life i think Bill’s lost control of his personal life bro i It seems that way right he has no say as no way to tell her anything oh he does listen we’re all from We’re all in South from South Florida at one point in our lives we’ve all been to a club and seen the old guy sitting with the girl of course who does not want to be there wants to be home got dragged to the club listen she told him early on if you want shirt nice big watch we’ve seen the dude wants to go home she told him early on “If you want to break up with me and you leave you have to do it via Snapchat.” So there’s no chance you can ever break up with her he can’t true yeah just put a puppy filter on got nothing else can’t even download the goddamn app he’s 73 come on all right what else we got not that you guys Not that you guys care i don’t Hold on i don’t think Snapchat would allow you to register if your birthday was in the 40s for crack like what the [ __ ] just cuz the little ghost is I think it’s probably below like 1990 you can’t even register they won’t let you oh damn all right ghost not that you care he’s had six rounds dunlap’s had six rounds since the Masters two at the RBC Heritage where he missed the cut and four at the truest and the only reason that he made the cut is because it’s a no cut signature event uh he’s had six six rounds uh all six overpar it’s not good not even par oh no this Oh no this is not good all six over shut up yeah he’s going to lose sponsor 74 73 71 72 7478 not good he should just give his spot to Novak in those in the like the British Open and [ __ ] coming up novak Sports is a funny thing man sports is a funny thing we’ve been 69th he finished 69th at the truest it’s a good number it’s a good number hold on a second i’m fairly sure there were 70 players in that field well then that’s the best spot i think there were 72 actually and two withdrew hold on i’m going look this up go ahead two withdrew i’m not even kidding you i got to look this up anyway you finished 69 that’s a good number can’t be disappointed with that all right um All right what else we got listen for the second time this year oh Jesus uhoh kfc has gone viral uhoh uh it happened back in April where they released uh KFC chicken flavored toothpaste that sold out in a day now this week KFC has announced gravy flavored ice cream what color is it kfc gravy flavored ice cream i haven’t seen I’ve just seen it comes in a little bucket looks like a little mini KFC bucket you’re going to try the gravy flavored ice cream no what are we doing you guys made me eat Nutella you can’t try gravy flavored ice cream oh don’t even Don’t even go there it’s like you’re trying yeah it’s not comparable it might be comparable as bad as disgusting Kyper takes me Kyper takes i mean that’s gag reflex disgusting when you say it say it out loud and and it makes you want to puke might be comparable to Nutella yeah okay put it on a sandwich you can have an ice cream a a gravy ice cream sandwich nutella sandwich with some with with some milk after is phenomenal why don’t you have a Nutella sandwich with some KFC gravy ice cream yeah but they’re not even in the same ballpark no you put them together put them together no you don’t put them together should do it it’s like a big bag of [ __ ] saying Cam Ward and Hillary Clinton they’re like they have nothing to do with each other speaking of chicken did you see that Joe Stone Crab are lowering the price of their fried chicken entree to $7.95 that was normally around 10 bucks is the best item on their menu if you’ve never gone to Joe’s and had their fried chicken you’re missing out man we are going weird places tonight with food you brought up chicken you go to Joe’s Stone Crab to get fried chicken i would never had their fried chicken oh my god you don’t even understand it’s insane and it’s never been more than like 10 bucks and they just dropped it down to $7.95 i know where you’re going tomorrow why is that that’s a long drive bro they stopped they stopped bringing in the chicken from China chickity China the Chinese well done tariffs tariffs honestly the best the best tweet of the week was when uh the Mavs got the Cooper flag pick they got the number pick in the NBA draft lottery best tweet of the week for me was the guy who put out replacing Luca Donuch with Cooper flag is exactly what the tariffs were designed to do bravo sir that’s phenomenal good tweet all right last thing i got a piece of audio for you uh scooper are you familiar with Harry Higs i am pro golfer Harry Higs yep um do you know the story about how he is pretty much arguing with anybody on the tour that will listen to him that he over the course of a few years can train himself to dunk a basketball i am of the belief that I and anybody can you can train yourself to do anything i think somebody brought up marathon i think a marathon would be easier and I know looking at me that sounds ridiculous i said it in passing it’s not a couple years i said I think I could do it within a decade now I’m 33 i understand that the decade is going to be a little short if I were to do it which I’m never going to i think I have like two to four years of like probably two years of straight training and I think it would be possible and no one in the morning wave today believes that I could do that harry Higs for the record no hold on a sec harry Higgs is toast pretty much yes oh look at that boy he’s got some nice man boobs yeah no he look over done lap over the belt Bubba yeah he’s coming in about 240 no he’s a big boy yeah that’s a big boy that’s a big boy i will I will tell you that that is categorically false and I blame his parents because his it comes from upbringing his parents are probably idiots too Lorraine and if you ever have a kid like that I’ll disown you i I will tell you this that his parents always told him “You could do anything you put your mind to.” They were of that variety now I always say that and I’m like I’ I’ve told my kids this i like listen you could whatever you put your mind to but you’re not going to be a center in the NBA right but that’s what like you got to put some boundaries here his parents obviously never put boundaries yeah harry Hicks cannot Harry Higs cannot dunk a basketball no those are some man boobies no yeah yeah they’re like No he’s Yeah he can put a pencil under He can get a pencil underneath there he’s got He’s got boob sweat he’s got boob sweat on a hot day pencil under pencil under Oh he got a pencil under there yeah it’ll stick it’ll stay yeah no he’s got some beauties no he can’t dunk a basketball i appreciate the confidence you have bro and that’s good but you’re you’ve been telling yourself this for a long time and listen that was a goal of mine i was always close and I finally was able to do it like I trained myself in my 30s religiously and I have the video where I did it at an LA Fitness like I wanted to dunk a basketball like I could then I got hurt and I got older and I could do it and I trained for like the better part of a year or two yeah but I was in my 30s and I was in a lot better shape i can’t dunk a basketball now so stop scoop has he ever won a golf tournament uh Cornfairy so he’s a professional golfer and he can’t win a PGA Tour event but he’s gonna go ahead and do something the NBA players do stop ooh see now you brought up Now you brought up something though he’s been on the tour for Hold on a second i don’t know but so so you’ve brought something up now that is a is a valid comparison as far as uh ability could Harry Higgs win a golf tournament easier than dunking a basketball and I’d almost have to argue that he could dunk a basketball easier than winning a golf tournament so his major you can argue that he finished fourth he’s a pro golfer yeah he finished fourth at the PGA Championship in 2021 but 14th once once at the Masters but never made the cut at the US Open has never played in the Open i’m talking He was the PGA Tour Latino America Order of Merit winner in 2018 well there it is he’s not Well first of all he’s not Latino um he was on a tour i don’t know i He was on the PGA Tour Latino America okay he had a big enough booty yeah said “Give it to us.” Look winning a tournament on the PG that’s where those pencil boobies came from probably so yeah that’s great it’s That’d be interesting i still think he can trade himself to dunk a basketball though yeah I’d like either something do or be close enough to doing i agree with you what if they use those seven foot rims you guys like to want the girls to use maybe that was the trick question i can train myself to the basketball but he was never specific he was never specific i think he could dunk out an eight and a half well he’s 6’2 so there you go he’s just got to lift up his arms i mean there’s going to be there’s going to be cracked asphalt when he lands but Wow what’s next sorry that was my last story of the week i think I think we know what’s next or did we Are we done with five questions is it over let’s go let’s roll okay hillary was already mentioned once that’s right my bad i mean I’m out of [ __ ] bourbon all I got is cherries left [ __ ] you’re good though wrap this up then question number one what’s a car in the road that you’ve seen immediately think the person driving it is an ass hat [ __ ] Toyota Corolla my mind they are the worst drivers on the [ __ ] planet subaru Outback like a 10 15y old Toyota Corolla oh my god subaru Outback okay all day uhhuh hold on that’s not an ass hat you know the only people that drive Subaru Outbacks there’s only one person why would you say let’s not go there yeah let’s not go there my parents drive a Subaru Legacy well it’s the it’s it’s Rose’s favorite people mhm yeah only people that drive Outbacks um Dodge Chargers oh really it’s a pretty good answer okay yeah you’re 100% mhm total asset midlife crisis you You’re just You’re just No just a dick just a douchebag i got you i got you gotcha except for those who are listening that have Dodge Chargers i’m not Is this not specific to you at all love you guys love you guys you guys are the men everyone else though total asset i say any any sporty Nissan car like a Nissan 300 or any of that stuff just the GTR so sick though they’re they’re great cars but everybody that drives them drives them,00 miles an hour in traffic and does the into this lane into this lane into this lane where are you going we’re all stuck in the same thing what are you doing but it’s fun getting there man sure all right what’s next question number two what is something women do and they don’t even realize it’s a turnoff speak i mean there it is he shut us down again i don’t even know where there it is i wasn’t going to say it but that’s the first popped into my head there it is don’t cover your face own that own that my wife listens to this podcast question number three disagree for no reason horrible answer that was such an awful answer shut down answer it shuts it down there’s nothing you can do there’s nothing you can say crying oh boy what’s the most likely You’re not You’re not allowed to put that on social media oh whatever most likely cause of a human extinction oh angry wives my wife listens to this podcast here’s what he said angry wives everyone’s listening to We will be millionaires we will be millionaires you know you have we make a little game instead of angry birds we’ll have angry wives where we’re just like instead of like knocking over buildings we’re just knocking over droves of men you said what you said what you just It’s It’s not Angry Birds app that’s the angry wives hat uh uh I I don’t know because it’s just been the popular thing i mean it’s nice to say like some comet comes and just completely wipes us off the planet i don’t know i think I think the robots will get us eventually it’s got to be AI yeah I think the robots will get us you know they’re going to outlast us i mean they have the ability to like fly away they don’t need oxygen they can just go somewhere else and use solar power to keep regenerating them and then they’re like “Yeah we don’t need to bring the humans back.” No yeah i think that I think the robots got us i’m watching an AI uh kind of round table there’s a host and then there’s a guy that has been involved in AI for a number of years brilliant dude obviously and and sees all the good in it and what it’s able to do and then there’s a guy who’s some sort of technological I don’t even I don’t even know the words he half the words he’s saying I’ve never heard before in my life but he’s talking about the good but also the unforeseen uh bad which he certainly anticipates being much worse than any of us can imagine and then there’s a guy like right in the middle who’s like bought and sold like 50 companies and how he’s used it good uh has seen a little bit of So it’s like this whole thing i’m It’s like two and a half hours and I’m like 45 minutes into it it’s fascinating like robots are absolutely going to extinct us i agree with you nice unless the wives do it first all right everybody’s in unison that it’s going to be the robots what if the wives buy the robots oh god no forget it chop of the universe i mean it’s just a one accessory piece needed by the robots and we become extinct as the male species mhm anyways number four where is your happy place don’t think I’ve asked this before i don’t think so either uh my first thought I would say right here that’s that’s one that’s one for me yeah this in my head that’s a good one everyone’s But but that’s not a real answer i mean it could be a real answer go ahead to I got to think one i would say standing on the first T box it’s a great feeling truly great feeling yeah i gotta go like a third of a mountain rush more for me all right very famous song country song it’s in my front porch looking in so that’s happy place number one uh number two is this podcast number three where it’s just like the most surreal for me is like when I’m on the keys and on my own boat there’s something like when I’m in the oh and the right song’s playing it’s just tears like the old man in the sea it’s It’s remarkable for me it’s weird how that does that yeah i’m on right right out here the deck outside the house out back just overlooks the woods we got no neighbors behind us sun’s setting nice cool breeze have a drink sit on the deck or in here cutting up stupid audio yeah good spot look we’re all going to we’re all going to say happy place is our family I would hope anyway or being surrounded by them um a golf course anywhere on the golf course definitely on the golf course with Kenzie uh trumps being on the golf course by myself uh but probably my hap the place where I’m at my best and I think that that makes my happiest place i’m not really sure but the place I’m at my best is on stage for me so that’s a happy place for me that’s a good answer number five how did your family genetics do you dirty i’m so much better at making the questions than AI i’m just saying do you see the Do you see the length of this jaw i mean I was referred to on radio for years as the mandible okay jaw is huge i’ve got a Lenoesque jaw i uh I have hair everywhere but on the top of my head everywhere wow everywhere i I will say so many I say the genetics that got me besides the health history stuff that I got to worry about later on down the road but you you see like you know like this finger and like this finger like the offset gap between my one toe and then my middle toe is probably like this it’s like I have that digit like I can go like two yeah like by that that one that one toe is so much bigger than the other toe like big toe and so thank you genetics thank you family genetics i have that too i would go with that my both of my parents are short so I I my grandfather was tall so I guess that’s where I get it from either that or mailman although I do look very much like my dad um I I would go with the toe thing I guess i Because thankfully I’m not 5’5 like the rest of my family and boys that’s five questions what are we going to name this that’s five already that’s five damn yeah well you shut us down on one completely shut us down we need bonus question if we shut you down uh all right we could just have a little random conversation to I don’t know if you’ve seen it andor season 2 generous i know you when you talk golf like I tune out i know scoop’s about to tune out andor season 2 some of the best Star Wars even in television it was phenomenal it was absolutely that whole season two and the last like arc they did it in three show arcs you know they had four of them so it was 12 episodes it was so perfect cuz it literally you can watch right goes right into Rogue One like right into Rogue One so it was it was amazing well well well well I only watched the first episode so far but it’s very it’s good great is season one as good as season two season one is such a it’s ve it’s probably the again very well written very royal well written it’s just slow burn it is a season two is well written but it’s not a slow burn it there’s a lot more action and excitement and I just love that avenue of it because it just really focused on the war part because Star Wars is always a fantasy and like a love story and there’s just always this romanticism to it andor was just like this dirty gritty show and it really does a really really really good job it needed it cuz there was a it needed a toxic cleanse because after after the acolyte my goodness andor does a good job of like giving you an idea of what would actually be happening in a place where people live if some galactic empire just started taking over planets like what would happen to people going to jail imprisoned randomly like it’s it’s very like it’s cool like how would society crumble scoop how would society crumble in that situation it would chewing on something what are we calling this two on ice i had myself muted what are we calling this thing oh goodness uh let’s see uh once you go double oak you never go back that’s up there uh three star at best crab apples i don’t know matt Campbell’s got nice teeth i don’t know why I wrote that down uh third or fourth row and he’s screwed uh shaving nectarines uh you can get a pencil under there is is right now i love that so that that was I was waiting for it i’m like give me the pencil give me the pencil give me the pencil angry wives and hair except everywhere except my head you could fit a pencil in there there been a suggestion you could fit that oh yeah right what’s wrong with me awful suggestion what’s wrong with me all right boys all right canes hey mage that was a knee-jerk reaction i didn’t even mean to step on him like that what the hell happened there i I don’t know it was just line at this point i’ve heard it so many times it was like you know the doctor doing the reflex just hit my knee i was like he’s just go i I think now after so many years if I hear somebody at a game telling me “Hey go Gaines.” I’m like “Oh dude.” So funny