Practice swing with the turtle and then you are ready to hit your ball.
stayclassy40
USGA Rule 141.3(a)(i) – Move the fucking baby turtle.
PryceCahill
Aww. Cute little guy.
Per the rules, that’s a loose impediment. Can be picked up and moved out of the area of play. Would encourage you to be gentle and not move him too far, though. Turtles can get disoriented very easily when picked up and moved and it could cause it to die, depending on what’s in the nearby area.
LawlessCrayon
If it’s a tournament move the turtle, anything else move the ball, don’t kill the turtle.
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Practice swing with the turtle and then you are ready to hit your ball.
USGA Rule 141.3(a)(i) – Move the fucking baby turtle.
Aww. Cute little guy.
Per the rules, that’s a loose impediment. Can be picked up and moved out of the area of play. Would encourage you to be gentle and not move him too far, though. Turtles can get disoriented very easily when picked up and moved and it could cause it to die, depending on what’s in the nearby area.
If it’s a tournament move the turtle, anything else move the ball, don’t kill the turtle.
Feed it pizza. Teach it karate.
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Same rule as this 🐊
Don’t hit the turtle.
Must play rest of round with turtle on your shoulder
Leave the turtle alone and take relief. Fuck the rules.
Looks like you got a cool new ball marker
Hit the ball, not the turtle.
Take a drop behind the shoulder towards the pin. That’s the blessed turtle course rule iirc
Use him as a ball marker
Ask if you can pay through. He’s just going to slow you down.
Congratulations. You have a new pet
Lift, clean, place elsewhere……..the turtle, not your ball.
Course mascot. Play faster.
This has to be the smallest turtle I have ever seen.
DOUG! I had to play it off Frankenstein’s fat foot. Play it as it lies.
Just be careful. It looks vicious!
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I found one on the 12th hole at Firestone north.
Lift, clean and place turtle at a safe distance. Take 10 pictures of it at different angles, then commence play.
Top the turtle 50 passed the pin like we would the ball.
Use it as a ball marker, make sure to point him towards the hole
Lift clean and place the turtle. Then play the ball where it lies
“ridiculous pace of play” is crazy
The rangers telling you your playing to slow.
Keep
Turtle hits first.
Idk but that’s my childhood fav turtle species
Take the turtle as a ball marker and train it to slowly move closer to the pin
Move the ball leave the turtle alone. This isn’t the pros man – move the ball over and keep going. Christ sakes
You can move the loose impediment and use it as a ball marker on the greens. Pro tip, point it towards the hole.
That’s Michelle
Is this a compression drill?
Weird looking ball mark
Chaotic evil answer: give him the ride of his life
Turtle is ball now
Bye bye Donatello!! Turtle power.
Mini turtle > Mini driver
Use the turtle as a ball marker and train it to creep closer to the hole for putts