Ridiculous place of play.

by JackSupern0va

41 Comments

  1. EpicDunlop

    Practice swing with the turtle and then you are ready to hit your ball.

  2. stayclassy40

    USGA Rule 141.3(a)(i) – Move the fucking baby turtle.

  3. PryceCahill

    Aww. Cute little guy.

    Per the rules, that’s a loose impediment. Can be picked up and moved out of the area of play. Would encourage you to be gentle and not move him too far, though. Turtles can get disoriented very easily when picked up and moved and it could cause it to die, depending on what’s in the nearby area.

  4. LawlessCrayon

    If it’s a tournament move the turtle, anything else move the ball, don’t kill the turtle.

  5. DizzyMink

    Must play rest of round with turtle on your shoulder

  6. Sad_Ad_3559

    Leave the turtle alone and take relief. Fuck the rules.

  7. Take a drop behind the shoulder towards the pin. That’s the blessed turtle course rule iirc

  8. ProtossedSalad

    Ask if you can pay through. He’s just going to slow you down.

  9. Correct_Sympathy_805

    Lift, clean, place elsewhere……..the turtle, not your ball.

  10. fivegallondivot

    This has to be the smallest turtle I have ever seen.

  11. No_Abroad4948

    DOUG! I had to play it off Frankenstein’s fat foot. Play it as it lies.

  12. Lift, clean and place turtle at a safe distance. Take 10 pictures of it at different angles, then commence play.

  13. Top the turtle 50 passed the pin like we would the ball.

  14. ragnarodinsson

    Use it as a ball marker, make sure to point him towards the hole

  15. LakeErieRaised

    Lift clean and place the turtle. Then play the ball where it lies

  16. Far_Difficulty424

    The rangers telling you your playing to slow.

  17. Medium-Salary-2799

    Idk but that’s my childhood fav turtle species

  18. Appropriate-Food1757

    Take the turtle as a ball marker and train it to slowly move closer to the pin

  19. AlertLab7180

    Move the ball leave the turtle alone. This isn’t the pros man – move the ball over and keep going. Christ sakes

  20. DosDobles53

    You can move the loose impediment and use it as a ball marker on the greens. Pro tip, point it towards the hole.

  21. TinkTink-321

    Chaotic evil answer: give him the ride of his life

  22. Use the turtle as a ball marker and train it to creep closer to the hole for putts

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