2025 dynasty startup fantasy football draft (SuperFlex, TEP) for Couch Empire League.
1.1 Josh Allen
1.2 Jayden Daniels
1.3 Lamar Jackson
1.4 Ja’Marr Chase
1.5 Joe Burrow
1.6 Patrick Mahomes
1.7 Jalen Hurts
1.8 Brock Bowers
1.9 Justin Jefferson
1.10 Malik Nabers
1.11 CeeDee Lamb
1.12 Bijan Robinson
2.1 Amon-Ra St. Brown
2.2 Jahmyr Gibbs
2.3 Trey McBride
2.4 Brian Thomas
2.5 Ashton Jeanty
2.6 Puka Nacua
2.7 Drake London
2.8 Drake Maye
2.9 Ladd McConkey
2.10 Caleb Williams
2.11 Jaxon Smith-Njigba
2.12 Bo Nix
3.1 Justin Herbert
3.2 Sam LaPorta
3.3 CJ Stroud
3.4 Marvin Harrison
3.5 Nico Collins
3.6 AJ Brown
3.7 Omarion Hampton
3.8 Garrett Wilson
3.9 Kyler Murray
3.10 Tetairoa McMillan
3.11 Travis Hunter
3.12 Rashee Rice
4.1 Jordan Love
4.2 Tee Higgins
4.3 Brock Purdy
4.4 Saquon Barkley
4.5 Rome Odunze
4.6 Bucky Irving
4.7 De’Von Achane
4.8 Breece Hall
4.9 TreVeyon Henderson
4.10 Kyren Williams
4.11 DeVonta Smith
4.12 Jonathan Taylor
5.1 Tyler Warren
5.2 Jordan Addison
5.3 Quinshon Judkins
5.4 Baker Mayfield
5.5 Zay Flowers
5.6 J.J. McCarthy
5.7 James Cook
5.8 Derrick Henry
5.9 Christian McCaffrey
5.10 Jared Goff
5.11 Colston Loveland
5.12 George Kittle
6.1 Trevor Lawrence
6.2 Chase Brown
6.3 RJ Harvey
6.4 DJ Moore
6.5 Jameson Williams
6.6 Xavier Worthy
6.7 Chris Olave
6.8 TJ Hockenson
6.9 Cameron Ward
6.10 Emeka Egbuka
6.11 Bryce Young
6.12 Terry McLaurin
7.1 Josh Jacobs
7.2 Kaleb Johnson
7.3 Michael Penix
7.4 Kenneth Walker
7.5 DK Metcalf
7.6 Mark Andrews
7.7 Matthew Golden
7.8 Dak Prescott
7.9 Chuba Hubbard
7.10 Jaylen Waddle
7.11 George Pickens
7.12 Brandon Aiyuk
8.1 Luther Burden
8.2 Jayden Reed
8.3 Ricky Pearsall
8.4 Alvin Kamara
8.5 Joe Mixon
8.6 Justin Fields
8.7 David Montgomery
8.8 Jerry Jeudy
8.9 Mike Evans
8.10 Khalil Shakir
8.11 Tucker Kraft
8.12 Josh Downs
9.1 Jayden Higgins
9.2 Jaxson Dart
9.3 Tre Harris
9.4 Cam Skattebo
9.5 Tua Tagovailoa
9.6 Isiah Pacheco
9.7 Tyreek Hill
9.8 Courtland Sutton
9.9 Travis Kelce
9.10 David Njoku
9.11 Dalton Kincaid
9.12 Chris Godwin
10.1 Geno Smith
10.2 Sam Darnold
10.3 Jack Bech
10.4 Anthony Richardson
10.5 Zach Charbonnet
10.6 D’Andre Swift
10.7 Kyle Williams
10.8 Tyrone Tracy
10.9 Keon Coleman
10.10 Bhayshul Tuten
10.11 Jaydon Blue
10.12 Jakobi Meyers
11.1 Michael Pittman
11.2 Matthew Stafford
11.3 Jauan Jennings
11.4 Kyle Pitts
11.5 Davante Adams
11.6 Brian Robinson
11.7 Jonnu Smith
11.8 James Conner
11.9 Calvin Ridley
11.10 Jalen Milroe
11.11 Travis Etienne
11.12 Tony Pollard
12.1 Isaiah Likely
12.2 Stefon Diggs
12.3 Tyler Shough
12.4 Evan Engram
12.5 Cooper Kupp
12.6 Mason Taylor
12.7 Aaron Rodgers
12.8 Trey Benson
12.9 Jake Ferguson
12.10 Shedeur Sanders
12.11 Javonte Williams
12.12 Tyjae Spears
13.1 Rashid Shaheed
13.2 Jalen McMillan
13.3 Aaron Jones
13.4 Rhamondre Stevenson
13.5 Dallas Goedert
13.6 Cedric Tillman
13.7 Najee Harris
13.8 Russell Wilson
13.9 Deebo Samuel
13.10 Jaylen Warren
13.11 Marvin Mims
13.12 Darnell Mooney
14.1 Isaac Guerendo
14.2 Terrance Ferguson
14.3 Pat Freiermuth
14.4 Xavier Legette
14.5 Joe Milton
14.6 Christian Kirk
14.7 Jaylin Noel
14.8 Brenton Strange
14.9 Jalen Royals
14.10 Dylan Sampson
14.11 Devin Neal
14.12 Ray Davis
15.1 Ja’Tavion Sanders
15.2 Rachaad White
15.3 Cade Otton
15.4 Jordan Mason
15.5 Braelon Allen
15.6 Rashod Bateman
15.7 Tank Bigsby
15.8 Quentin Johnston
15.9 Jaylen Wright
15.10 J.K. Dobbins
15.11 Jalen Coker
15.12 Wan’Dale Robinson
16.1 Elijah Arroyo
16.2 Roschon Johnson
16.3 DJ Giddens
16.4 Ben Sinnott
16.5 Jonathon Brooks
16.6 DeMario Douglas
16.7 Hollywood Brown
16.8 Adonai Mitchell
16.9 Harold Fannin
16.10 Elic Ayomanor
16.11 Roman Wilson
16.12 Pat Bryant
17.1 Daniel Jones
17.2 Alec Pierce
17.3 Romeo Doubs
17.4 Will Howard
17.5 Blake Corum
17.6 Jarquez Hunter
17.7 Hunter Henry
17.8 Tank Dell
17.9 Brashard Smith
17.10 Chig Okonkwo
17.11 Rico Dowdle
17.12 Tyler Allgeier
18.1 Mike Gesicki
18.2 MarShawn Lloyd
18.3 Woody Marks
18.4 Oronde Gadsden
18.5 Tahj Brooks
18.6 Ollie Gordon
18.7 Isaac TeSlaa
18.8 Troy Franklin
18.9 Jordan James
18.10 Trevor Etienne
18.11 Tory Horton
18.12 Kyle Monangai
19.1 Theo Johnson
19.2 Gunnar Helm
19.3 Amari Cooper
19.4 Cole Kmet
19.5 Quinn Ewers
19.6 Dalton Schultz
19.7 Nick Chubb
19.8 Dont’e Thornton
19.9 Jacory Croskey-Merritt
19.10 Joshua Palmer
19.11 Noah Gray
19.12 Jimmy Horn
20.1 Will Shipley
20.2 Andrei Iosivas
20.3 Jerome Ford
20.4 Spencer Rattler
20.5 Keaton Mitchell
20.6 Damien Martinez
20.7 Zach Ertz
20.8 Kendre Miller
20.9 Dontayvion Wicks
20.10 Dillon Gabriel
20.11 Jordan Whittington
20.12 Joe Flacco
21.1 Kirk Cousins
21.2 DeAndre Hopkins
21.3 Adam Thielen
21.4 Audric Estime
21.5 Michael Wilson
21.6 Austin Ekeler
21.7 Xavier Restrepo
21.8 Jameis Winston
21.9 Cam Miller
21.10 Christian Watson
21.11 Michael Mayer
21.12 Efton Chism
22.1 Konata Mumpfield
22.2 Ja’Lynn Polk
22.3 Riley Leonard
22.4 Tai Felton
22.5 Calvin Austin
22.6 Phil Mafah
22.7 Jalen Tolbert
22.8 Deshaun Watson
22.9 Will Levis
22.10 Isaiah Bond
22.11 Kareem Hunt
22.12 Jaylin Lane
all right guys welcome to the 2025 Couch Empire League last year tragic Michael put your hand up michael he reset the league so Empire League same as a Dynasty League but if somebody wins backto back they completely reset the league we draft all over again so we are doing essentially a start of Dynasty draft it’s 22 rounds ppr tight end premium superflex i got pick number two one thing I wanted to mention before we kick it off team 12 here has uh traded away a lot of their picks uh for the future so just wanted to mention that we did a lot of trades each person has up to three pauses it’s a way to keep the draft moving but also you know if we need to make a trade um we have plenty of time to make a trade one other thing this this startup draft when we first started uh what year what year was that what year was our startup 2020 2020 was my worst draft I’ve ever had in my life it was wild you know it was on me it was some bad luck involved it was also on me um too i made some bad decisions and hopefully I I won’t do that again um but that was my absolute worst draft what a freaking disaster let’s hope not to repeat that experience all right Scout the official timekeeper let the draft begin every year thank God and extra congratulations to Mike that the win twice was not easy here we go all right we have begun no shocker taking Josh Allen 101 oh here we go it’s happening i’ll go Jaden Daniels the cherry has been popped shoot it’s already getting crazy oh we’re not he said he was going to surprise no it’s not already getting crazy no yeah he said he was going to surprise everyone with three so if you want to pause you just say pause or what how does it work yeah you just say pause okay okay i’m just asking i’m just gonna I’m just going to go with the guy that I’ve been wanting all along that’s a good pick if this isn’t so burrow I will I will eat my shoe uh in 2020 in our original startup I actually traded from the 105 back to the 111 this time I’m doing the opposite and the kid from Ohio will draft the kid from Ohio Joe Burrow number five wow speech i remember yeah cuz I had to specifically trade up in front of you with Mikey to cuz I knew that’s your horrible trade that was my first horrible trade uh first of many horrible trades in this league whoa whoa hold up hold up wait a minute wait knew he was going early that’s That’s a reach that is a reach i don’t think it’s extreme reach i don’t I think it’s extreme it’s It’s definitely a reach i think it’s a horrible reach i think it’s great great for Great SC yeah he keep falling me jj JJ told you I knew it in tight end premium like wow love that you love it that was the easiest pick of the first round bower is the second position player that’s fascinating wow that’s crazy that is fascinating actually damn I should have traded down just so you have power well I just I would have got I could have traded down range and got a good player still but that’s why you do have Jamar Chase he’s pretty damn good he’s decent he’s decent triple crown winner jefferson at 19 that’s That’s a [ __ ] steal that’s a steal steal he was none of my top players cuz I wanted to wow the people Mike is going to be able to take yeah that’s crazy yeah now Mike’s about to pick two times can we just restart again that’s what I’m saying you guys trading for 227 picks mike’s going to reset the league yeah what the I knew this was safe yeah colin taking lamb there as the resident Dallas Cowboys fan that makes sense it’s good for him actually too this draft went way different in my head yeah man i didn’t imagine as much red in the front yeah what the heck on Neighbors or Jefferson i know i would have gone Neighbors I think but the quarterback situation I think is a little risky but can’t be wrong i’m honestly not surprised i just went for the target i’m not surprised it’s a It’s a Empire League it’s super flex um you know any anything can can happen it’s a wide variety you know if we ran this league back with other people we’d probably see some totally different and Mhm that’s just how it is wow this is crazy though mike let’s see if he goes what’s happening also takes the one of the What about make here or Yeah the one too early yeah yeah no too early way too early no he goes round He goes round four you’re going in in the mocks in the mocks I’ve done he goes around four sometimes five scott are you going to do the double tight end preview stack i’ve seen that are there enough tight ends there’s not that many tight ends but yeah uh I I was starting uh I was starting uh Bowowers and KD um and it’s not even tight end P i was starting both those guys wow and I won that league yeah the Mitchell strategy on RAW it didn’t I didn’t It’s a dynasty i didn’t mean for it but I have those two guys and they were my best guys it was the best choice i think Tragic already won so should we just I didn’t see a monster anyone want to move up here oo any pausers send me a pause send me a trade sure I’ll you got you got to say pause though you got two minutes that’s plenty of time i don’t know how to I don’t know how to send trades so you have to send Me either that’s what got me in FPC bro great partnership second place off of like a I don’t know how we got second place off of that roster it’s like JK Dobbins and Tyler Higgins saved us crazy stuff we just We’re just incredible at drafting that’s why yeah that’s you no but we both you know I I had a huge hits but I mean you helped too you know like that’s how facts facts it was yep yeah we killed it you made some trades picked a couple good players i picked a few good players and we won it made it work yeah buddy i wasn’t prepared for Gibbs to be here so I’ll just take There you go there you go that was quick hard to pass good start start what’s going on here who’s got the best O line detroit right well no mike’s already am now retiring though what did Tragic have to give up to get these picks both of his first rounders his sixth his seventh and his ninth I think wow i think that’s a good deal he got a lot for it he got a lot for it wow okay he got some good players you know so I mean can’t can’t argue foundational was that his first two picks or is there another pick oh no andy got neighbors oh neighbor that’s what I’m saying right now gross that’s so And he’s picking again right now what oh dude what is this no this is so dumb and he’s got a 40inch vertical it was 43 the hell’s going on i used to have one 47 years old whoever decided to try I didn’t hear that last part all I heard was 43 inch vertical 65 you still got it my man oh damn the rich get richer huh no [Applause] you can see Jean’s face you’re disappointed aren’t you jean please please take Ash and Genty so I don’t take two raiders with my first two pigs cuz I will i absolutely will for real though damn this is crazy shout out Al Davis hey yeah shout out Davis that man would be proud oh yeah honestly I’d be s I’d be surprised if the Raiders are under 500 this year same like Yeah i’d be surpris h no one’s paused yet huh i thought about it but the value was just too good to pass on with Gibbs yeah you can’t pass Gibbs that’s too That’s a blue chipper i I truly just had no I didn’t plan for him to be there that’s why I even took more than a minute to pick there would you You didn’t think he was going to be there i I had no idea he That’s a reasonable range for I was looking at other guys and I would have been really happy with those other guys what other guys mike and St brown [Laughter] what other guys genty genty thought Genty yeah that would have made sense yeah that makes sense genty that’s Yeah but I think I mean Gibbs that’s like the right where he’s supposed to go I think right there if not even a little earlier over Bjan well if you’re looking at like regular 80 like who would he go quarterback to back to back do it oh oh oh he’s not taking 50 wow that’s what it sounds like btj wow that’s crazy crazy jordan take yourself too raiders there bud don’t do it see I thought you’d be taking Puka there oh now now you got to go pukes see basically recreating my whole team somehow that was That’s cool it was a good team i’m gonna have one share of genty already don’t do it don’t do it you’re going to regret it you might as well double up see the problem is not taking a receiver in a three- wide league that’s rough can’t do it i was like I I I got my thing working on is that Is that a bill you’re working on i see it i see the vision goat’s in a tough place right here going to need a pause I think it’s going to need a pause first pause just for not even trades just to think just so we could think about it for five [Laughter] i was not expecting to fall this far much less puka an important pick this is This is can make or break your future probably breaking probably breaking who do you believe in do I want to invest that much in the Raiders the Las Vegas Raiders do it do it for Al do it for Al do it for the Do it for the city of Las Vegas they need the love going through a tough time right now it’s a first degree allin degree moment he’s thinking I will say that I’m very happy at nine to get Justin Jones and Thomas wow that’s crazy the LSU should have traded out should have traded it out yeah you know what do it do the Raiders do the Raiders do the Raiders do the Raiders raiders change your name to the Raiders right now raiders currently the Raiders yeah it only makes it better if he drafts Gino like later yeah gino and God i was actually already thinking that not do that wow wow oh my lord bowowers and genty from a Bengals fan that is crazy i mean I wasn’t going to get chased no i mean I’m just saying a non-raiders fan though to to take and genty that was my point yeah just like that do we have any Raiders fans in this league not me i’m I’m happy with that i like that May pick like it’s 28 but May and London there that’s nice there yeah I wanted both of them i was hoping at least one liar you’re dude liar get out of here i know get out of here Cash by the way get out of here oh get out of here with that dude there’s only one player you could possibly be looking at right now what are we talking about cash cash is a Patriots fan no I said bonus my son say you know what Drew i totally get that i totally get I like Drake too nice nice thank you that’s already six players from last year i want to ship last year colin here straight up pick jesus Christ there goes Caleb there it is js yes yes that’s a little spicy that is I was terrified Caleb was going to fall the cash and you would have Josh Allen and Caleb Williams that would have been ridiculous no it would have been a little a little hot but not little damn that’s wild squan’s still on the board at the end of the second his recent comments he made no one says anything why the hell were you celebrating what the heck’s wrong with you this one did a dance and he’s like “Oh my what is it why’ you celebrate what the heck?” Nice pick nice pick bonix 212 spicy why you gonna hate on celebrating celebrating as my pick was that bad like it’s I thought you celebrate cuz you had your player and you’re like taking your time this is what a hater looks like in a YouTube video no I’m just doing logic i mean you celebrate i thought you were going I thought I thought you were going to pick instantly i’m just saying like you went like this and then you took your time it just doesn’t make sense that’s all i’m sorry am I not allowed um a three minute per pick no you are i’m just saying it’s weird i found it weird i just That’s all I He’s antsy he He’s got his his guy no no no no i’m not i’m just saying like I’ve observed a lot of people when they usually go like this that usually means like I got my guy click that’s That’s all I’m just observation i’m not He didn’t even take the full three minutes herbs i thought I was going to be able to talk about it but then it turned into this you know i just let it be i just let it be here I am trying to create content for you you know how dare you n I’m I’m definitely not a YouTuber anymore this is just a personal journal yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] personal journal public journal I guess yeah well watch justin Herbert was a great pick going to pass up on him damn it bad huh that’s a tear quarterback right there that was stupid of me it’s okay though there’s a lot of good running backs yeah yeah yeah yeah quarterbacks there what are you talking about see no gordon loves a n We’ll be gone hackers way sucks the greatest QB of them all right there is available anthony Richardson oh wow he’s the greatest of all time don’t you know top five pick in a in a draft yeah that’s great daniel Jones trying to convin hey man Trey Land is not too far behind yeah see we have we have that the greatest of all time list now we got to rank them trey is probably at the at the top more or less give or take a few 100 spots dfl versus NFL you know there’s a tear your break over there a little bit well kind of a minor break not I was going to stop talking what was that huh i didn’t hear anything something about AR i think was a conversation yeah yeah yeah ai ai right ai yeah chad GBT chad GBT baby that was funny 30 seconds oh see our first pause no you better pick before sleeper screws you over i don’t auto pick technically are on seaquin would be nice whoa i like it whoa i like it of course you like a tight end man dude hey dude keep on drafting tight ends bro what are you talking about damn have you seen premium yeah they say the tight end position is dead i see three tight ends already taken the first three rounds who’s dead now and I see Who’s dead now did you get sniped Mikey feel alive the sniper oh [ __ ] shroud right off the board yeah oh that’s the Drew okay hold on wait wait wait now we got the trades triggering in here yeah Drew started off Drake May CJ Strad DJ May do this one guy who I’m surprised to trade into like the 212 cuz I was like “All right that’s going to be a cub range i knew if I did get one there oh Nick’s thing that’s pretty good damn i’m doing it wow you’re really doing it now yo no quarterback from Mike that’s crazy that just three three wide receivers and that’s it that’s a good start too i mean that’s Nico yeah buddy i was surprised was on the board that worked out well yeah yeah it did you said that [Laughter] you can’t catch me copper wow see are getting thin huh they are you took them all yeah you did hey Travis i think he’s going to be the one that takes Saquin off the board marvin Harrison likes Jack lately huh he looks massive dude everyone that’s all everyone’s saying era AJ Brown uh oh we got receiver run man thank God i didn’t I did not want to go that would have been I would have been I would have been far more tempted than I should have been so you like No you’d have no receivers he’s He’s definitely He’s got to go receiver you have to go receiver here you don’t have I mean logically he’s gonna have you have to start three receivers you got to start two quarterbacks that’s true no you only have to start one and a half you don’t have to start two quarterbacks you have to start one and a half you have to start hey man try to pull like a wide receiver and try you know good luck competing against Bonick you’ll win that’s the form josh Allen off the bench apparently no I have Knicks i’m in the middle of that oh wait what oh I think that would be gross to start three QBs in the first three rounds that’d be disgusting that’s very extreme yeah that’s way too extreme yeah that’s nuts number four he needs to pause so he can think again i’m going to keep the run alive neapolitan guy supposed to go down to two minutes just do it at the end of round three peggy right that was Wasn’t it for the first three no two but it’s okay just do first everyone gets three minutes that’s funny i was going to change it the back of two but then I was like wait I thought it was three [ __ ] everyone gets three minutes until like we start picking exactly yeah right oh Garrett Wilson though good pick Scott yo I mean he may not have had the prettiest season last year but having him in reddraft for the first time I saw you know what he’s capable of okay uh as a prospect even if he was not with the Jets forever yeah he could have success elsewhere as well is it available if anybody wants to send something real quick we got two minutes if not I’m going to make the pick i’ll be looking to move back a little if Okay good to know how far back just say yes or no for me you for you just say yes or no for me do I have a chance or no he’s got You got the 710 710 that’s the earliest pick you got i think you knew the answer to that too dude he asked the question I inquired you know what I mean due diligence turn over every rock you feel me see I bet you can slide back to 12 pretty easily it’s cuz he’s old is that why people don’t like that oh it’s cuz he came out uh recently and said that his retirement would shock people i just Oh okay and he’s on the Matt cover breaking news sick one when Barkley retires that’d be crazy right after the draft remember when that time Andrew Le retired right after OJ Simpson drafted him in his fantasy league you just can’t get a break oj Simpson what a loser rest in peace okay this is a tough choice all right I think you can slide back to the 312 here pretty easily i already have the 312 trade with yourself that’s an easy slide down opportunity what would you give yourself like an extra six an extra seven you should trade with the amar the for over nice that rushing upside smart crazy he got dude my man Jean’s got PTSD from like having a quarterback hey stop me if you’ve heard this before tragic Mike’s on the clock let’s take a look at his team he’s got neighbors Bjon McBride and Aman Raw pretty good start so far when you don’t have a quarterback you might want to get your position of need ahead of quarterback going here i think man he’s going to get Jackson Dart to pair up with Neighbors i can see Tragic holding off on quarterback he’s got the points to do it right now can’t hold off too long he’s got a little bit of a void after this fifth round pick though think or fourth round whatever it is who’s going to get Travis still still plenty of points for on the board though mhm yeah I’m with you who’s going to take the the leap of faith i didn’t have Brian i probably would have you don’t want both my next pick might make a little shock i know what I’d do if I was [Music] reset the league again just sign a waiver already he’s like “Yeah it’s already dead guys surprised no one’s used the pause there you go there you go you guys got the finals i’m roo for Indiana i want Indiana do they Dude they should have won there goes Travis the rest do the rest 13 to1 run in the last three minutes or something yeah bro you know that okay so this is a crazy stat so SGA has like 33 free throws or something something crazy right terry Talburn has three free throws his first one is in the second half of last night’s Yeah bro scott game they’re mauling him too with Lou Dor it’s crazy what up welcome well I hope they still win i want Indiana i want Indiana hella badly they ain’t gonna They ain’t going to let Indiana win no why it’s good for the league i mean you would think so but do it for means any small market can win i guess either way yeah it’s a small market but they got they’re like cheaters the smallest market true but they got that Paul George trade which no one else that’s fleecing that’s Kobe flee of all time yeah paul FGA and like eight first round picks that would never happen everyone refresh your worst trade out there robert Tractor Trader got traded for Dirk Noitzky during that draft dirk got drafted by Milwaukee by the way yeah but at least he didn’t get get five first round picks on top of it too i would rather I mean Dirk Noitis though godamn yeah he’s a legend everyone everyone refresh like at least Paul it refreshed for me automatically it up you’re on the clock paul George is a better podcaster than playing it now so this series can be tied all the way back to the Rashard Lewis trade Seattle made oh yeah back in the day that’s true that’s crazy they traded for a trade exception not even a player yeah it was like a trade exception i saw that in or whatever and then and then they met again on the Paul George trade yeah dude sam Press incredible gm of it gm i love stories like that it’s like cool to see the history of trades and what happens after it’s made and you know what about uh Kings trading Hallebert for uh what’s his name that’s that’s that’s tied to Paul George and tied to Yeah that is tied to Paul right sabonis played for the Thunder yeah he was drafted by the Thunder that’s crazy and they had the Thunder the Thunder also had the dude on the rocket Shangon they traded him they got a decent team amir I was looking at it gibbs Higgins good start good start imagine if they kept Shangon like it would have been QB1 wow barkley went late that’s late at this point might as well might as well he didn’t go like that in my mocks that’s crazy you see that chef tweet ADP of 18 and he goes just retired just retired tweet something like that has happened jordy Nelson ACL and Andrew Lux retirement it has happened like milliseconds after someone’s drafted those guys they’re done that’s crazy okay value on a kind of run i was tempted to take Han there but wow look you guys said my home why didn’t you want Han you wanted Irving i’m I’m just curious oh that wasn’t me oh you mean the Cisco yeah yeah it’s a Cisco is he in here yeah he is bucky he said he he said injuries he texted me he said injuries that’s why injuries makes sense yeah no I just I just made that up but that’s what I think his answer i was going to say that was a quick text yeah why would he text me yeah maurice god damn it keep getting sniped guys heavy rolling right now there is a run going on yep yep green back those guys were falling those guys were falling who’s the next rookie running back travian Henderson quinn Sean Judkins mhm take your poison i got one of those already juanathan Taylor trying to quit i ruined thousand yard rusher make it happen to trade JT you’re not gonna draft Baker Mayfield ahead of Jonathan Taylor really i would and I’m a Colts fan that’s a That’s a debate that’s a That’s a debate that is It depends if you need a quarterback or not i mean super flex bold move sir bold move Kyra let’s go that is that is a Drew certified pick i have him in a lot of leagues now a lot good player i don’t blame you man well him and Bree are both 24 which is pretty cool yeah young cats same class karen Williams that was a Notre Dame one right he was like really good the year before and then you had like a 4740 in the com will it be another run bro no [ __ ] i’m not kidding i think Couch stops the run oh CMC still yes that’s an awful temptation i was going to say is he still alive yeah or is Achilles still alive i don’t know can he walk i think he’s the other is his mobility chair back here have some respect come on now come on now you got a You got a hover drive a hover around the field that’s right he lives in San Francisco so he can only afford a one floor uh place yeah yeah it’s got to be rough make make 20 million a year and you can only afford a one-bedroom flat yep yep he’s about to get evicted too yeah what are we doing right now 10 seconds click clock click clock click clock here comes Baker Mayfield two ooh taking it to the wire that’s awesome couch certified pick yeah wide receiver is is incredibly thin i don’t know about thin i don’t know about thin yeah z Flower is still out there yeah terry McLuren yeah jorge Piccante what are you talking about dj Moore wide receiver thin be because you got to start three and uh they a lot of people have picked wide receiver kind of early so many receivers actually what the hell no dude this is not thinner receiver what no well well a lot of a lot of a lot of uh wide receivers went earlier so damn Cash didn’t have a receiver yet there’s There’s his receiver right there yeah oh goodness there’s nothing right now picking Warren over Coulson Loveland take notes fell talk about a roll of the dice there bud dang okay we’re at this point in the draft now been my dog how to sleep you definitely aren’t at that point in the draft at this point in the draft I was actually considering Warren but little little too crazy um well I already I already have a tight end that’s why yeah true so slight reach on Warren maybe and I But I already have a tight end so I’m like nah speaking of Warren the tight end speaking of Warren is he going first overall in our depleted rookie draft question for Jean Cash Drew i don’t know no still there all right i think Ward goes yeah yeah ward Hunter and Tyler Warren Addison that was a that was a smash yeah dang get that [ __ ] sprinted to the podium yeah is Travis Hunter still on the board nope he was right where did he go right at the T1 I think oh okay amber is the color of your Travis Hunter is that early is that Is that about right is that about right about right i was looking at him at 41 i would have taken him or T there both these guys sniping McGee hey I’m glad I ended up with a Dunay so I’m still managing to recreate my old roster somehow oh I just realized this is the second time in this league history that I’ve drafted Jordan Love didn’t you trade him away like pretty what uh oh you got him in our first like rookie draft or something is that No our first startup draft i took him he was a rookie when it was the startup uh I don’t think he was a rookie i think he was second or third year i feel like he’s still young dang time flies by how old is he he’s 28 26 26 that yeah joe Burrow’s the same age I believe no so you must have got him late 28 he was Aaron Rogers backup drew is going tight end he’s going running back valuewise tight end’s a hold for now he’s got Hall and Williams that’s nice he’s like you yeah I know now Drew loves him some Z Flowers over for the receipt man I just keep taking the same guys over and over i was about to say are y’all taking the same JJ i was really open von likes him too von likes him too so hey okay okay hey you got to pass he’s cosigning on my [ __ ] speaking of [ __ ] oh hello why are you guys drafting so good jeez the hell’s going on out here dang really i thought about CC i did i did think about CMC there i think Henry’s gonna play another eight years now that I’ve drafted him this is his last year that’s pretty good knock on wood oh man eight years though i mean that’s got to be an exaggeration cuz like I mean maybe eight games yeah i mean eight years the point is like a realistic maximum four more years what four more years how old is he for 32 36y old running back that’s 31 i think Jerome Bettis played until he was like 35 wow smith one i mean we’re we’re talking about literally one guy per decade and then you can’t really name too much more so I mean it’s possible who’s possible oh that’s a good pick plus he just loves ball yeah yeah yeah that [ __ ] face well he’s running over [ __ ] tackle me that alone should be the thumbnail it’s just ghost face running once again Mike is on the clock but for the next four rounds he will not be except for the 85 that’s right i forgot cuz we just did a little That’s why I kind of leaned in a little bit to take uh CMT there i was like I can’t give him TMT to go you’re not scared of James Cook just something some weird well that’s the thing usually they don’t hold that right but like something happens they they start off slow they get hurt you know like it’s like just like that’s actually like a realistic scenario that happens a lot i mean there’s always stories of people trying to overinflate oh so and so player deleted team from their social media this dude is like actually putting his house up for sale and is like how much is the house i think even disconnecting from like uh charities and and stuff like that i might be wrong with that it’s a little worrisome but I mean I get like I mean I don’t know he’s also Cisco’s running back three so it’s a it’s a risk award type thing right right uh going back to that well Goffin Stan Brown you got your starting lineup almost almost not quite but dang well he’s gonna have to wait now no running back yeah run yeah cuz there’s no running backs on the board even with the fatty runs that just happened there’s still excellent running that depth now’s your time to tell us something tragic allegedly looking at DJ Moore like he’s trash unbelievable unbelievable fellas shame shame on y’all whoa who’s that why damn oh that’s Jeez cool this the year Kyle Pittz becomes good he is what he the law of he has to do good the law of averages what a we get bro did he get paid yet or no no no i just I would have hoped not they were trying to trade him yeah I think he’s in his contract here how would Kyle Pitts get money that’s crazy kyle Armpit tight end that’s how I feel that’s true it’s a fact damn love it huh what’s the opposite of the word premium uh that’s tough i don’t know definitated generic no bland nonremium low quality nonremium brand second hand-me-down mid in house yeah mid mid is the opposite of the word premia tell us oh discount discount okayount kind of I mean it’s a tight end discount league okay it’s a good one guys tight fans get.1 point they lose half a point for reception oh no I hope it just the chat hey man I dropped a [ __ ] Brock right then there goes Brock right tight end run is this a tight end let’s go tj Hawk tj Hawk tj Hawk tj Hawk tj no tj oh Trevor trevor oh that is such an Amir he’s coming back welcome back Trevor trevor i don’t know did you Did you Did you d him or did you I felt like you may have doomed him he’s back i feel like he’s off limits now that air yeah time for me to sell him though i feel like Yeah I think I think the time has come he’s been waiting for so long 602 i got Hey hey that’s too many Bengals the hell he’s got three now stop stop it stop i love me some Chase Brown yeah I I love that player he’s so fun to watch she’s amazing she’s like a little rocket ship just want to put that out there huh fun fact he went to Illinois just want to put that out there like like the great fighting alien silence were you waiting for me to try this thing or like I’m just saying the last uh last running back was Rashard Bendal he was pretty good and now he makes movies rashard yeah he’s an actor now shoot he’s pretty good he had he had a short for a short period of time he was really good but but he he turned down his big contract to go to Hollywood i was looking at RJ Harvey here a lot of good players left still well now you’re looking at him on the board yep yep i’ll just have to be satisfied with Genty and Henry so you and I both older veteran running back and then younger rookie running back i got CMC and Harvey you got him oh I was looking all over the board for your other running back and right there we got to We got to keep ourselves balanced perfectly balanced what does What does Dobbins do to Harvey this year ooh nothing oo DJ M old man Hardy hey I just need him to produce for like two three years that’s all I care about he’s old i think I think R.J and JK are the same age yeah yeah [Laughter] how is that possible we’re just [ __ ] RJ’s 24 he’s just an old rookie that’s what Yeah how old is old for running back especially Diamonds is 26 it’s not far two years two years apart and what five years apart from league experience and 17 years of league injury for D look at Kyle Pitts he’s been four years old it’s ridiculous he’s been in the league for four years and he’s got four fans left four touchdowns he’s been in the league for four years and hasn’t made four good blocks what a [ __ ] he should have converted to wide receiver a long time ago no dude oh my god he’ll be out of the league he’s He’s not good his route running is is not good non-existent almost is the thing so it’s like gh and yeah and then he’s not a great blocker too so it’s not like okay we can get this guy you know have him block a little bit so it’s like he for sure can’t play basketball because he’s in the NFL he is like he is like Darren Waller i haven’t been looking at Cam Ward at all i I He’s not someone I’ve ever put on my He’s a great talent he is he’s young great offense titans are to not look at him why’ you say great offense that’ll convince him to I was trying i mean time was running i had to throw in some see if it worked yeah yeah like panning i was thinking too but those concussions just scare me man hey could be a steal i was hoping he was also retired by week three yeah yeah i was telling Susain that that he’s one of my most owned players in all of my leagues who is well yeah you can’t sell him and maybe buy him for cheap i mean man you know it makes sense he’s one of those players you just got to just ride out the rest of his career what about Derek Carr how many how many shares do you have of Derek Carr zero but on that like let’s go back in time like a few months uh I think in as of like two or three months ago I think I had him in two leagues two or three two i did not own him in very many at all i had more Rattler than I had of him ah yeah two three is still a lot out of 18 19 leagues 18 something that’s not a lot it’s not crazy i just mean oh there goes Hawk too many tight end run do it do it Mikey you know you want to i do want to tight end run i do want to i think P could have a big year hey people forget how good he was two years ago yeah yeah he just had tight end yeah mm-m so many good players i don’t like drafting next to Cash anymore replace this guy hey already did it he’s a good player one old QB one young QB someone has to get Yeah yeah those fumbles though those fumbles hey here though this is 42 bro who has 42 fumbles cam Ward cam Ward that’s not even since high school that’s college career yeah how did he become a number one pick then because his class sucks what the hell at this point you got to take swings yeah he’s got the the this the uh he’s got the tools just got to They just got to put him through that machine the the fumble drill thing just all day that’s the only It’s the only practice he does during training camp [ __ ] sorry i’m counting players if anyone wants the 710 one two three it’s about 10 and 12 picks away let me know good call 710 712 as well 8.1 there’s a lot of good players that’s one of the guys I had queued up but got multiple we can package if not you know just pick off one it’s fine whatever you guys are interested in i might I might be in your DMs a great book yeah no time like the present to try and get those negotiated yep i was going to take him uh round seven Drew so it didn’t it’s not like a killer snipe so that was Oh Mecca happy yeah i wanted him on the way back so you know so he’s like I kind of like number two on my queue if if you want to quantify it yeah so yeah I’m just high on him this for long term i mean Bryce Young incredible prospect whoa qv run i like I don’t think I don’t think Young Over Penn over Prescott young Over Penn is crazy okay i didn’t see that happening i see it though i wouldn’t predict that one i see what you’re doing Couch i like it i got another pick coming up so who knows who it’s going to be who knows i like your construction though i don’t because I don’t know who I’m picking for just sticking and picking though i like what you’re doing uh I mean you guys have been drafting pretty dang good um I I could have done I I honestly think I could have done maybe 10,000 20,000 mocks and I wouldn’t end up with a team like this so you know that’s just what to expect from Dynasty expect the unexpected it’s Hey at least you got Jaden Daniels though that’s cool yeah you can’t i mean you got like similar pairs from last time you got Bryce Jaden Daniel i felt so bad for myself i had to scroll and find where I have Terry on my rankings he’s holding now i think they’re going to pay him i mean he’s he’s going to be 30 I think right oh yeah he’s going to be 30 in season so yeah that’s going to be maybe like a two-year deal possibly him and James Cook are going to be roommates who gets top bunk uh James Cook oh Jacobs value for Jacobs jacobs nobody really wants him but he’s kind of old little always be scoring touchdowns somehow caleb nice nice nice no mikey wanted Caleb you can hear his voice he’s the third or fourth i I don’t like my picks i don’t like my team i still think I can do good i still think it’s competitive anything’s possible let’s be honest you know how people Everybody loves their own team usually it’s not better than Tragedy but yeah nobody’s going to have better than them i mean these next couple especially at this point I don’t even have to look at Insta pick i already know oh damn pretty good there goes TK okay okay running back tear is almost over t E A R send some offers out guys let me know who’s interested andrew Team 12 has woken up what that’s crazy that’s such a credible pick good do that hey that pig’s horrible that pick sucks sucks yeah that was bad all your other All your other picks are good you got a good You got a good team is this where teams start uh they start falling off like this round the cheat sheet ends here cheat sheet ends turn page and then you turn and it’s just blank it’s Mark Andrews first player is Mark Andrew my printer ran out of ink dang I didn’t see that coming someone played a prank on him he turns the page and it’s just all Mark Andrews just listed 8,000 times he’s like “Oh crap.” Flipping through that’s crazy oh wow con has three quarterbacks already am I the only one that thinks that Holden is high reach that’s a reach yeah that’s another This is This is the round where you go for it yeah this is where it gets dicey like nothing is going Get your guy Bryce Young players are too short to ride the roller coaster hey he was good last year at the end legitimately andy got T andy got T now I I see I see Bryce Young to me is like the highest upside Yan quarterback and I took him probably Probably low floor yeah yeah honestly I was hoping he was going to make it back to me i didn’t think it I mean I I feel like Pennix is safer pennix is higher good good upside for sure with PennX too yeah I’d say Pennix has a lower floor i say higher i think that offense is a little bit more normal like a little bit more set fg has Drake London yeah you got Drake L we know Drake he’s got Bejan like it’s the most settled down London the Panthers offense let’s stop with the Kyle Pitts you lost the debate to stop before that was a joke that was a joke having Xavier Legette not be the one will help Xavier Legette and having Ted I You see him in the Glorella music video bryce Young no uh ex oh what i love that guy was he was he eating raccoon he’s eating gorilla gorilla [ __ ] he’s crazy i would I would too yeah that bell pepper nose jeans on the clock 30 seconds how is not one person used a pause yet that’s crazy see we have way too many pauses yeah I thought is way too Well that’s what that’s that’s why I wanted it three so I wanted somebody to not be afraid to use one you use one that’s like nothing you got two left you know that’s why I wanted No one’s even used one no one’s even Yeah but that’s why I didn’t want two be like “Oh I don’t I don’t know if I want to use my one pause.” You know it’s like reverse speaking of the pants I use my paws right here yeah do it someone should do anyway just to see what Just to see what it’s like [Laughter] i set a timer for five minutes god I hate my team i’m shucking my timekeeper duties off to AI honestly you got good roster construction your team has good bones don’t even trip no I No I know that’s what I’m saying i I I don’t think it’s a bad team just like me personally you know like I is these not the players that I real quick yeah two your three wide receivers are a little boomer bust could be a little could be dicey volatile yeah when the weeks you hit you will hit yeah I’m feeling good about my receivers feeling great got some studs yeah Daniels will give you a good floor or a good high floor at KB1 it’s just uh also in in our couch reddraft league like um Trey McBride i didn’t I didn’t like uh you know I was just reading the board and just ahead i picked him i mean I d Oh y’all didn’t like him as much i I’m I drafted him yeah so I’m saying like but I was reading the board and I was thinking ahead right what and what’s going to happen and I was like these guys are disrespecting tight ends he’s the best tight end off the board so I took him and it’s like I mean it worked out you know almost won the league because of Trey McBride really he was yeah he was correct no touchdowns either uh I think he got one he had one barely one but like barely Yeah yeah if he caught another one I would have won a huge tournament uh $40,000 if you just caught that last one yeah it’s always that one it’s always that one i mean it came down to one play yeah but I took home 10,000 so Hey it’s pretty good yeah I was still happy so are you guys negotiating a trade or you just What’s happening here well look they got I was and then like about 30 seconds into my pause didn’t happen so now I’m discussing with Mav okay whenever you are yeah yeah yeah make Make it count guys yep this is the draft resuming the draft you ready s you ready i’m ready whenever you are oh god the anticipation you go ahead this is crazy wow wadell when Tyreek Hill gets traded Wadd’s draft value is going to skyrocket yeah that’s true good point damn i don’t even know if finishes the season with the way he’s been behaving traded retired suspended arrest arrested on the run about murder charge attempted murder attempted murder that’s crazy bro that’s so cool man i I was looking at Wadd or Prescott there man i wanted Waddle right we’re opening a deal someone told me not to yeah come get him if you want yeah i got uh dude last year how about my 20th 21st and 22nd overall picks if this was last year Waddle would have went right here around 207 matt what you thinking i sent you another DM [Music] what do you think um any biters anybody want to move up yeah if anyone wants to move up I’m about to send you an offer for Waddle uh cuz we’re on the clock right now only player say it again i just said that their only player yeah dude hey you’re gonna trade for their only player hey day trader day trader what do you think about right here oh good pick who was talking to me your teammate me did your partner name who do you think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s me your teammate sorry i I didn’t I didn’t have the He’s got Hey high security he’s got You got to be careful that’s not air like disguising himself it’s back on the clock again hey partner how about uh Kyle Pittz here premium Tyreek Hill here it’s me it’s me your partner all over i’m Cal man i don’t know i like I like Burton yeah i was Germaine Burton i guess Germaine Burton yeah burton do it he’s cleaned up hey hey hey Shane do you like Godwin for a flip value in in season nobody trade for Godwin nobody tra for Godwin last year no i tried to do this last year no and he had a good season so no stuff don’t fly in this league calvin for like a third anybody no okay i think you could trade a quarterback in this league though i think quarterbacks will Hey M i would I would say uh Luther yeah good okay good all right good job all right good job team they are definitely trying to contend right now with Wadd Au converted contender y’all [ __ ] look out oh I’m scared seriously with all those I think all of those guys could be worth first round that’s a pretty good start i think all of those guys could be worth first round picks you guys got a full clip after a full clip to work with though yeah yeah wow they only get They only get more valuable not less yep 12 10.1 available by the way little bit you know it’s it’s a little bit too far out to figure out who’s going to be exactly there but I’ll you know put it on the block now and I’ll remind you guys again in like 10 picks or so okay that’s that’s three of our five picks that we really have we traded uh our second round pick so if we can get two seconds cool if you want to get only like get one of the picks for a second round pick cool that’s basically the price we’re looking for second round pick for what 912 or 10.1 feel free to take your time like once like 10 or so more guys get off the board just so you can see who’s you know better idea of who’s going to be there but any second round pick rookie second round pick will take for either good okay okay okay [Laughter] that’s terrible we have an extra pick too in the draft and we were thinking the same exact thing Susain so that’s a great strategy i I did not think I did not think I’d be the one drafting this player in this league no no oh I I guess he wouldn’t anyway what well that’s crazy that’s awesome wow damn as I saw Wadd Pickkins both the guys I was hoping to come back to go down I’m like I have a chance to do something really funny here that’s a pretty strong wide receiver run six in a row dude yeah that’s crazy dang it wow love to see it love to see it man saints yeah I was initially looking Metaf i was crossing my fingers he fell to me but no uh oh jean’s trying to reset i just I understand now oh ah yeah come on trying to push that reset button with B Nicks behold my D and D character the Shackle Ford team no no what’s it called name is Cats Eye the Shackle Ford no yes incorrect mixon h you vibing over there Matt yeah hell yeah i got peekaboo and liquid stranger on feel it feel it justin good value a lot of quarterbacks with the with the J in their first name when we first drafted we were the baby Superflex league we now draft like super flex men yeah that was a horrible first try i just knew at least getting at least one premier quarterback was necessary and it just so happened to be that was in Bengals that year [Music] oh I’m going for the home run oh I like it i like it stack them i like it mike Evans Hall of Famer baker Mayfield mike Evans baker and Mike Evans baby let’s go yeah this is a good team I like it yeah got two quarterbacks already two running backs yeah do me next do me next there’s a lot of teams I like in this so far i was It’s e Judy or so i’m glad you took Judy colin where you are what’s the worst thing about my team uh where are you sc there you are 108 i like SC team oh damn thank you sir oh I would say the worst thing about your team is your wide receiver for is Pearl yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s like really about it yeah no but that’s not a terrible place to be that’s good you guys What’s the worst thing about the roster that’s Yeah your last pick is the worst thing about the roster that’s pretty good that’s his opinion pier I think is good i think the only might be injury is is not good like what’s he said what’s the worst about the roster the roster was good like am I going to say KD’s the worst about your roster no come on now kd may be too early in the draft let’s go the worst about your roster kd come on now yeah no I I do because it’s overkill because he’s already got hours you know so like my flex i get it but he’s really contending then you take away a tight end from someone else yeah yeah if I’m going to contend yeah you got you know players like Henry and KD but we’re picking apart something that’s almost Yeah yeah i literally asked for it too yeah so thank you Josh Downs i love me some Josh Towns this year i think he might be Indy’s wide receiver one hey SC can I ask you a question oh we got Smokey in my all of a sudden sucks that’s nothing wrong with Josh i wonder how that happened skill can I ask you a follow-up question [ __ ] yes sir what’s the worst thing about my roster you have two play three players hey three three first of all you’re wrong sorry three get it right it’s okay though i like your burden cuz I like you know Burden fell yeah burden fell into my Montana’s burners league so I’m like [Music] actually digging into Burton more and I I like I like what I’m seeing it’s available fellas i might get you for Kamar or for Waddle if you want Paw and like maybe a later pick for Wadd Trey Harris we’ll talk a little later depending Depending yeah yeah that’s so good just want to remind guys 9.12 and 10.1 trey Harris yeah trey Harris in that offense is going to be for the Chargers yeah that’s a good I don’t know what he’s going to do for fantasy but like he’s going to make a difference in that Chargers offense he’ll make plays for fantasy that’s what he’ll do might not be consistent week to week might not be a big PPR guy but Exactly yeah we got him in a best me and couch so hell yeah i love him in basketball love him in baseball best baseball dynasty yeah baseball dynasty all right just just in case yeah there we go we’re back oh and yeah oh damn i don’t need my full government on the thing ah there we go the local boy’s finest let’s go i was thinking about him over Pasol more receivers over piercing the swagger bro he could be that guy he looks like a New York Giant honestly I was about to say honestly New York is a good system for him good fit localwise yeah he might do something he might be CMC poor man CMC think Jersey adopt I cannot wait Pton Hillis he’s a Jersey boy payton Hillis once him and uh what’s his name devito get together it’s going to be Oh yeah oh baby tommy Devito tommy Delet what round tommy Cutlets boys let’s go what’s his ADP once him and Cutlet start kick his ADP has got to be first overall it’s Tommy it’s 0.0 it’s before Jefferson and everyone like dude it’s Tommy Cutlets come on now no it says 999 actually there goes the other concussions guy he’s ranked 2767 2767 sleeping fell oh good to a pick good to a pick needed a third he was going to be mine coming up we wanted Dart just to be honest richardson purposes I guess but Tua has better trade value if he plays well I guess in season and Trey Harris Cisco I think I think Braven go oh he’s gone I think Dart gets replaced in his second year like I think Giants end up close to number one overall and they take quarterback again Josh Rosen well I mean scatter Edible can still do good and they can get the first pick yeah i’m just talking about Dart oh yeah yeah yeah i think I think Dart get Josh Rosen you could be right though i also think Dart is better than Josh Rosen bold take but you know we agree to disagree josh Rosen sucks i was right about Rose i was right about Rosen didn’t even have a cadence dart didn’t even have a cadence this cadence was Oh boy clap count yikes just realized I was on the clock thanks well uh you know we’ll see if you’re right about Dart but I was right about Rosen i uh completely avoid that one yep and uh I got a lot of uh you know harassment uh for hating Josh Rosen 9.12 10.1 available if anyone interested dart I mean I I think he’s gonna Jackson Dart’s not here’s here’s the problem with Dart in his situation though is that he’s got a GM and a head coach on their last legs and if the season starts out shitty for that team they’re just going to throw him into fire because they got to see what they have and they got to prove their worth and hope that it works out for him and then he’s going to be good so I’ll be if he’s good then that’s awesome if he ends up looking like a rookie quarterback it’s not a good situation better throw it to neighbors a lot yeah neighbors guy he’s a target hog so you can catch anything and they got Cam Scataboo scataboo scataboo i’ll pay Scataboo jersey if anyone could get one just got to make get one made yeah might as well i guess at this point it’s probably easier route than to get probably easier can’t find one eBay i tried ew travis Kels travis Kels jeez is it that is it that best tight end in football got to fight out that lineup is it that time of the jack get your guy jean’s trying to reset Kade you guys didn’t get the me you guys didn’t get the memo jean’s on trying to reset it okay that’s good good let it be known like four or five picks all I’ve heard is e like I’m just like okay well your last pick was Chimera camar in the eighth for with a person with no QB who’s going to get dump and dink PPR points he’s How old is he though he’s 29th oh okay oh tight end oh look what you did look what you did now someone’s going to have to take Kyle Pitts early kyle pit Kyle Pit alert kyle Pit everyone’s cute kyle Pit alert kyle Pitts alert kyle Pitts is 24 years old that’s very young old enough to be tired uh and you know get PTSD from Bailey in the league for so many years hey he’s going to be reverse Sammy Watkins sammy Watkins was good those first couple years watch kyle Pit’s going to be good the last few years man interesting man i think Kyle Pittz is just sad though he’s Yeah no I had my one last year sick Craig Oten that guy was sad as well yeah kyle Pittz is a player you draft and reddraft and then jettison to the waiverss as a hand grenade for your opponent nice i thought you were going to say trade after week one when he scores a touchdown or that yeah or that if if he manages to catch one it’ll be like a fumble recovery you guys gonna Godwin nice no end godwin no tra yeah yeah oo oh he took my That’s a damage oh boy qb run we pivoted from Titan run to QB run whoa was is that a tear break after King Gage well Pitch is the best available so I think that Who’s going to do it someone has to do He’s only 24 this round it might not be this round though he’s only 24 somebody gonna take Is somebody gonna take John Smith over Kyle Pittz probably falcons did yep falcons did yeah god dude god did how many rounds is this 22 we’re halfway mark good good i don’t think we have another pick for like 10 rounds nice yeah yeah nope and somehow you’re going to build a startable roster i wish you luck we’ll get there don’t worry gino Smith on that team trade bait that’s all yeah prepare to get Gino Smith trade offers in your DMs guys for sure they’re going to be with already keep your eyes on me today if you want the stack it just depends on who wants to win or not you know you want to win this year then come hit us up that is a formula for you Scope that is a formula mhm mhm like Scott if we wait out to the datino and waddle one fell swoop you know what I’m you feel me there you go i’m just ideas now yeah send me the same trade but just waddle [Laughter] i mean it hey we’ll do my man we’ll do just Yeah yeah i’ll send you back a 100 Faberoonies all 100 all 100 all right value add some value if you have 200 throughout the season hold on we’ll have the not out of the question hey good pick Credles oh that was a good pick that was a great pick nice i don’t know oh Kyle Williams over Eton Chisum really i don’t know strategy works out dude devonte Adams Mumfield has no idea over tanks dude those two guys are going to be so good cheers in the Mfield i’m putting my life on i’m putting my life on all in the center hey they’re trending that says a lot we’re close we’re halfway just got to make the roster and actually do something 53 we’re [ __ ] in like plant it’s B [Music] oh stole my baby so Scataboo goes around before Tracy anybody want to talk about that tracy fumbles a lot yeah catches a lot of passes though he’ll be the best catcher there rookie he won’t get fed like the way he did probably it’s getting quiet you’re getting quiet tooten nice i love to we all love root and tootin whoa oh my oh my god i Hey I like it i like it couch pretty big pretty big reach huge reach we’ll see how that goes i think I think it’s right on point i think it’s right where it needs to be like the other guy they drafted from Clemson no I’m not sure that’s a I’m just not too sure if Jaden Blue would fall to me at 1211 i’m not I don’t No what why you say that i You guys pretty sure he probably would have been there yeah he was in RQ but lower yeah I know that but I mean okay maybe maybe 70% he would have been there i don’t like that went for ETN and we’re talking about Jaden Blue yeah that’s true that’s awesome he only has Devonte ahead of him like I’m not I’m not saying it’s not I’m not saying it’s not a reach i’m saying I’m saying there’s 70% chance I think less actually that he’d be available at 1211 so I got my like I got my guy that’s it because who cares about me pick you know this pick here i got like four guys queued up here at 112 so I don’t care about 10 11 112 i just got to wait i like the blue pick i think blue ends up the RB1 if he can hold on to the football in Dallas like and by the end of camp and like that’s it’s a good pick but Jerry’s an idiot so Javvante Williams and Miles Sanders will get touches before Blue in camp they got like I think when the more explosive back emerges in camp it’s going to be obvious that Blue’s the guy you know it’s just Williams he has all that like draft capital from the past but it doesn’t exist anymore you know so like they gave him a one-year deal if you follow the finances then Jaden Blue is their guy last time they took a really tiny guy there was some hype around him it was Deuce Vaughn and he’s higher yeah that wasn’t Blue’s not that much bigger than Vaughn blue’s pretty close in size he’s actually better though if you watch his tape yeah he was he played for Texas he didn’t rely on shiftiness so Shane drafted and then traded him to me yep we know you know we know how we know how I have him i have him in We know about this man yeah I know about him so we’re in the 11th round and Pitman the 11th round and locking up that Colts receiver room’s just sitting there who’s just sitting there cash just sitting there you have bad connection who said that uh ETN he’s just sitting there in the 11 yeah yeah yeah yeah there’s two of them i just realized I made a terrible terrible terrible mistake oh my gosh let’s trade no I drafted four Colts already e that deserves a Even the Mirror only has three Bengals that That deserves a bro this guy calls himself a Bears fan and an Illinois fan yet he’s walking around getting every Notre Dame and Colts guy like what are we doing yikes go move to Indiana brother what are you talking about i mean he might actually I’m making a joke i’m not being serious dude don’t take He lives in Southwest panic pick panic pick oh panic thing love it four quarterbacks is he the first let’s see yeah but when y’all need a quarterback who you going to come calling first not me [Laughter] just being realistic probably Probably still not me i think three is maximum two might be available for a concussion hey he gets off to a hot start e thank God i’m going to be hella gross right now i don’t even care this is the time to do it hella gross i’m going to be hell that was horrible i’m going to be gross i did I did not Honestly I honestly did not expect that i He has to be good one year he has to be good one year no I disagree look I I drafted him once or twice last year i drafted him many times this has to be the year this has to absolutely not and what I saw Yeah but now he has full pedics year has to be this year full penic sounds like an anime he can’t be bad every year bro you can’t someone drafted that high can’t be bad every year you know the one correlation to his good year was Matt Ryan i think I think that’s solid right there i think Matt Ryan was really great really underappreciated we see what happened with Calvin Ridley he almost won a Super Bowl and then you lose Matt Ryan and Kyle Pittz turns to dust like he does nothing after Matt Ryan he’s attached to Kyle Pitts penn has Penn now yes yes exactly penn two NFL starts under his belt i don’t know he’s the only tight end to be at least still penn only started two games yeah and he threw just as many as he did play like two other half like half games no he barely played evan could have a top five season what do you mean i’m looking at three you know Pennock started three full games okay three yeah three week 18 week 18 yeah who’s uh making that looking at it someone mute that guy yeah that’s a weird buzzing noise [Music] yeah thank you sorry about that that was me still going is it bro turn off your FBI scanner dog oh my bad trying to get us caught just cuz you got caught trying to get us caught up in you he’s like can you guys hear him is that you with the mute mute yourself for two seconds oh yeah that’s it is it still going you have to actually turn off your freaking FBI tracking it’s so annoying it’s like the most annoying sound got the two-way snitch radio jeez i’m surprised Connor made it this far dude still going yeah okay it’s gone thank God whoever muted themselves that it came back i don’t know it’s a mirror no we know it’s a mirror i just laptop i think it’s your laptop fan or whatever it is it’s so annoying is that the helicopter from the good fellas outside it sounds like the helicopter circling your house air is literally flying a drone trying to spy on one of us right now oh there goes Milro how’ you guess the next great quarterback turned the tight end oh man that’s that’s a that’s amazing so it’s like a beat are we sure it’s No that’s not me now dustin no I hear that mute it mute it mute it oh yeah oh my god i think it’s still going it’s Dustin dustin mute yourself i was just muted and it’s still going no no you’re right you’re right dustin we think it’s you can someone just mute us no give me a minute uh Susane you’re the host yeah you can from room to room host tools just click his click his icon yeah yeah you can mute god I’m turning my radio station back good lord that was so annoying [Music] now he’s back yeah but we got Bro you’ve been making noises since you’ve been gone i don’t know where you put down your headset but you put it down in front of a fan or something that was terrible oh well I mean we could hear something i don’t know what microphone you’re using here you’re going to have to you unmute him Sushi tony so we can self mute e I I clicked the ask to unmute button there you go there you go yep is the sound back six no how do you have a triangle in front of your face Jean we do not hear it but we will definitely let you know what it’s gone though you [ __ ] ass likely back to me the only thing I can take hey that’s that win now man that’s how big straight league twice no one’s going to bat an eye it’s just win twice uhoh apparently sent out a memo he’s trying to reset the league i’m not I’m not putting those words in anyone’s mouth cuz I already uh regretted it the first time you just don’t want to jinx yourself that’s what you’re saying i’ve just learned a little valuable lesson this is gross i I like what Amir’s doing 0% chance the league resets this year impossible isn’t that a given possible isn’t that a given possible it’s just the fact this is the fact of life bold statement bold statement die in freak accidents jesus what I said was like a little bit funny like what the heck was that like that was bad unless we all die right now iran’s about to launch some nukes yeah World War II is underway hey man that would still be a 0% chance so to begin the draft y’all were like tragic Mike and were worried and what what his team’s going to look like and now his QB3 Milo and his and his flex is Jack Bes wow we’re in trouble y’all are in some serious trouble now to be fair he is a he is a pretty great fantasy player and trade i wouldn’t underestimate Yeah yeah i’m not I’m not I’m not I’m not knocking anything i’m just saying he’s got advanced strategies that’s all can I get a pause guys advanced strategies first pause oh there’s like Yeah bud yeah bud got you just Oh no you pissed them off it’s over for five minutes pause you’re going to regret this dude wait a second you guys are going to have to I’m getting a slice of pizza you unleash the pizza you’re going to regret this i promise you you will not you’re going to regret this yeah he’s a pretty good fantasy player you guys want to know the comments my partner makes does not reflect nor uh match the uh you know the thoughts or No it totally doesn’t reflect the organization uh everything everything I say goes directly on PR he went rogue he went rogue damage control on brand i’ve seen tragic in action i’m not here rings i’ve seen I’ve seen tragic in action see basically Mav if I’m ESPN Mav is Pat McAfee you feel me like he’s goddamn right all right he’s like Dave Port one one trade everybody knows the rules one trade that actually works yeah cuz we know you’re going to be trading a lot yeah oh yeah dude one trade roster baby let’s go just one trade one trade everyone knows the rules oh yeah this is going to be a heater right here you guys don’t know what you just did yeah that was not that was not wise to sweat i’m scared take it back bro i’m scared oh I’m taking it back i’m taking it back okay take it back yeah take it back dude while he’s still thinking I’m so sorry i’m I’m so sorry everybody i can’t believe what I’ve done to the rest of the league that’s like people talking trash to Tom Brady when he went to Tampa yeah and he just watch Jack B of the year yeah i was going to say that the narrative the narrative is already built in jack Bash and then Milro starting week four tina you betch and then you guys trade him Gino Smith for the staff Smith away for free and we’re just we’re dead hey as long as as long as we get what we’re looking for I’m happy with it thanks so uh Scott he’s got the five minutes on that pause so I’m not I don’t know if you’re keeping it’s probably been 2:30 left oh nice thanks nice nice and then just so we know like so when you unpause it it’ll it’ll go off to like where you left off right so if it’s at like 30 seconds or will it go to two minutes yeah that’s what happened to me it it picks up where you left off mhm okay just so we know you know just to give him a heads up so who’s taking Tyler Shook is that how it’s pronounced shock h shuck yeah shuck like as in sh hu c that’s like what you do with the oysters right with that too yep shuck an oyster corn you shuck corn as well shuck corn oh when you take it off the cob i didn’t know that i didn’t know you yeah yeah shuck it yeah i I I personally I think I like a Mars roster the most scope you got a really goddamn good roster too thank you sir i think those two are my favorites skull you as well you would you would you really like you do would you really end up with Bowowers and Genty or did that surprise you cuz I feel like that’s a huge surprise i thought for sure Genty was going to go before that like Yeah oh yeah bowers especially Titan Pium uh I was in DMs with Colin before and he said that uh uh he that he knew for a fact that Bowers was not going to be there for me at 108 and then in g chat he had said “Oh I’m going to shock the world at three.” So I thought for sure he was going to take Bowers at three so I was like “Oh [ __ ] that sounds like that sounds like total BS though i wouldn’t Yeah yeah yeah that was me just with Lamar and uh Jade and Daniel dude pass up and then I mean even Burrow is kind of like he goes before ours a lot too i mean I mean like scope if you’re if you’re youngans can just like come halfway up to maximizing their points per game like your team’s [ __ ] Yeah but the young guys got to hit the young guys got to hit you know like your Garrett Wilson’s and your Roma Dunes like they got to hit jame you can do what he did last year you’re good could step in yeah yeah no like I think Sutton is going to be very productive especially with Bo Nick still being there and all the whole situation he’s in but I don’t know how long he’s going to be in Denver so it might be like a one-year rental type of situation 10 seconds left for your pause before I resume the clock sir pause it’s fine pick out Drew’s team too i like it too with two3 Oh Drew’s got a good roster there’s the Shucker himself nice damn I manifested this sure did did you sure did that’s a pretty big That’s a pretty good call right there cuz it could have went with basically I manifested this i mean you get a starting quarterback at 1203 like that’s pretty good i don’t think he’s good wait wait i don’t know he doesn’t have he doesn’t have he doesn’t have to be great he’s the favorite to start he’s not going to make it to next year as a starter though fine he’s got Do we know that i know that how do we know how do How do we know he doesn’t come out the gate just swinging that [ __ ] all they have pretty decent um um skill players around him so he’s got decent skill players he’s got great mechanics he just [ __ ] dirt and never really did anything cuz he was always on your debut team let me know bro let him know bro Evan Ingram that’s two old tight ends how old is Evan Ingram he’s got 30 30 oh he’s not even that old oh Shawn Peyton idiot i’ll put that together that’s crazy got Sean Peyton and I got Bo Knicks yeah the Eggman’s got three starters coming off the bench right now yes that’s that’s what Drew do man that’s nice i I like it i like it people People remember uh Tragic Mike because he won twice in a row but Drew had a really good team and he won the year before or two years remember when Drew made his big comeback yeah I don’t know only to be shot down gave it a good try that was crazy that was crazy we thought I thought it was possible oh good pick wow nice tight end premium that’s what I thought Drew was going to pick if uh he made it to him i just want to know who’s strongly considered who’s Mike’s tight end too because you can’t just go uh you just can’t roll out there with only Kyle Pittz oh I just now noticed that was his title watch me you got 22 rounds you’re definitely going to pick at least another tight end eventually there’s some guys out there dallas Goddard was pretty good i love me some GD all right i’m just I’m just curious as well cole Kette tight end run is that what we’re we’re about to witness tight end two run i don’t think it’s impossible to the most productive tight end in Chicago these next two years i think the second Aaron Rodgers taking the rental no oh God that’s That’s a Mike Mal pick that was a Mike pig damn hey just for the record though I have him in a few things so I like him too but that was a bone pick he He told me to take him so he might be a baller we’ll see hey man i mean I don’t know how to how to look at them RBs right okay I like it i was looking at Benson to just have I mean that’s not necessarily even a handcuff it’s more of just insurance it’s a little bit i like Trey Benson for one reason it’s It’s James Connor that’s why I like him like he’s getting up there in age he’s always Conor’s been persistent though like he just he don’t get hurt he just keeps playing yeah but it’s I think he’s a high risk i think high risk you can sign a 100redyear extension doesn’t mean you’re going to you’re going to be healthy and play 100 years no the way that he doesn’t get hurt that’d be a wild extension he hasn’t for a little while but he used to get hurt all the time he’s he’s he’s been doing much better well I think I feel like he’s calloused up now yeah yeah all those surgically repaired parts he’s done a little metamorphosis little transformation all right where’d he go let’s go you got tight end yep i was hoping he would fall to me i can stack him with uh Prescott as my tight end three not today no you wouldn’t have made it back to you Scott honestly oh damn honestly Mikey though that would have been a better pick for your 11th round pick we would have been Good pick good pick instead you got booed it’s okay i believe now I got both yeah yeah yeah oh god whoa ew shad god i like Shadur yeah whoa yeah I know unpopular opinion yeah e not a lot of quarterbacks left though i’m looking at it there’s not a ton oh yeah yeah not a ton at all slim pickings slim i’ve been playing Dynasty since 2018 and I’ve never seen a player like Shadore that was hyped so far and then fell so far and no one knows where to take him that is so diabolical levels of snubbery i think I think the front office loves Shadore the coaching staff could do without him mhm i think he’ll be the starter oh that’s good analysis hold on i feel that i felt that yeah you know I I It’s one of those situations where like because he fell to the fifth round like obviously somebody in the building wanted him but if the coaching staff was pounding the table for him he would win the owner wanted him the owner wanted exactly yeah yeah yeah that’s some good stuff fellas well gentlemen we are past the halfway point we can put the timer down to 10 seconds just auto fix everything three i could we could set it to minute 30 just leave it i think it’s fine we’re We’re moving along if anybody has extra draft capital that they want to get rid of hit us up let us know what you’re looking for we’ll see if we can make a move to not make you waste a pick that you have to drop something’s better than nothing right sure i mean go ahead and cut the guys we don’t care we’ll just pick them up on waivers yeah you will sure will we kind of have to yeah you kind of have to yeah oo Shahed i literally just clicked him into my queue and he popped off and I was like “Damn not bad.” How many fans do you have right now two no one just Kamar kamar yeah just Kamar i was hoping LA fell one more round i’m going to start giving you some Denver players man cuz Denver defense right now I could find more guys in the Saints defense bro i’m sorry i’m just telling you how it is jaylen one guy to follow me i just need this one guy and I figured I needed I figured wide receiver is a good a good position for me there who’s that who’s that one guy you’re waiting keep getting sniped it sucks it sucks when you’re going for it you’re going for it all like right here year one and and you’re waiting on the board and then that guy just gets snapped right up in front of you well Aaron Jones kind of I think he kind of fell i mean yeah he definitely fell he could have went in the last round easily like a full round ago i mean if you’re going for it it’s points per game just what kind of points per game are you going to get if you’re not going to get the points per game then why are you taking the guy you know unless you’re trying to do some sort of hybrid type of but I guess I got to do this it’s the only logical thing that’s a good pick yeah we get points for fumbles yes well now I got the New England back we definitely lose points for fumbles lost uh one for each one fumble one loss oh so you get minus one for the fumble minus one for the fumble loss yep yep okay yeah Raandre definitely a solid player in this league it’s just it’s just my cuff he don’t He don’t like them just Just the cuff someone’s got to hit that back field got gross nobody likes him very gross tight end tight end mediocre tight end he doesn’t suck yeah but he is mid who’s going to draft Debo e he looks fat like really looks fat he looks fat he looks like Eddie Lacy oh no hey I mean it’s not that the Eddie Lacy of wide receivers i mean Yeah yeah eddie Lacy i mean cuz you got remember he was a big running back so Yeah yeah he’s the Eddie Lacy of wide receivers for sure for a guy lining up to run a a slant as a wide receiver he’s he’s pretty KD said he’s it was just a jog through though so we should not pay too much attention to it remember that uh picture Tony Romo took a picture where he looked fat and it was just you know sometimes pictures look like that how many cameras are on you right now zion Williamson no I know DVO’s fat though it’s not It’s not one picture that’s the thing yeah we’ve seen him many years yeah we seen video of all angles yes did you get that thing I sent you i’m I’m looking right now first trade look at the [ __ ] thing he sent you first in draft trade no how about five no come back try again oh come back try again all right we got to do the gross thing top of my queue ew ew that’s gross that it was in fact gross nobody likes it that it had to be done it had to be done just valuewise but I believe it’s officially the final starter yeah barely oh no oh we’re going on a gross run the the draft just took a turn welcome to the 13th round fellas that was nasty dude wasn’t for players nah there’s some players what are you talking about there’s some players i like this year that’s not That’s a separate combo we’re talking about uh what’s going on right now with Russell Adbo i mean it could could be a third gross player being picked here potentially a fourth potentially will find him not a fourth go find him somebody gonna take Jaylen Warren no trai you did take Stefon Diggs people are thinking that Jayen Daniels isn’t going to sling the ball holy crap remember when Rashad White Oh is he still available oh my god man i was a truther i was a truther because of his pass catching ability but he still got it bucky took his lunch man there’s nothing wrong with that i mean I was I was uh you know I liked him and he had that one good year i mean that’s I I I feel like he did better than I even expected and you know you can’t last forever he did his thing he did his Rashard Mendenhole thing you know what was who was that guy who was that guy for Detroit that used to get you like 10 points a game and he was a p guy he would get you just points no more no less theo [ __ ] Rick into theoric territory where he’s going to get you 10 points every [ __ ] week regardless he’s never going to get you 30 he’s never going to get you 20 he’s just going to hit that PPR floor like you said and you’ll be happy you have him on your roster because of where you took him but like he’s never going to have any trade value 100 100% you’re right but that me and you probably didn’t take him like like we took Beison or anything even near that right he’s more like people are skeptic about it and he had that one really good year so like we got we got what we needed out of him and you know Bucky Irving came with a cape and you know my my share that I have is in a baseball league that I took I think his rookie year super late it paid off but it’s where I need him to be i mean there’s a for for every uh Rashad White who did okay you know there’s a bunch of bust you know like uh like Taj Spears for instance Taj Taj Spears is the rushing version of Rashad White’s receiving back like Jaylen Wadd huge bust the last two years he’s about to pop this year though Jaylen Wadd’s about to pop this year I I love his price this year his price is insane like like I was saying I don’t know if you guys heard me if this was last year Jaylen Wadd would have went 20 around this 207 mark right here he would have went before Lad McConi and he probably would have went right after Puka Nua which is just insane now you’re getting So what’ you take him 710 that’s right that’s right yeah that’s just Yeah I love the price what can I do i love it tight end i like that i like that Darnell Mooney pick there though with with our pick jim Jean took him camp reports saying Pennix says his favorite he and Mooney have a thing i think I think Mooney is one of those players that’s going to constantly be more productive than his value i think he’s kind of in that wasted Darnell Mooney completely idiots yeah yeah you You can blame the Bears for the Darnell Mooney for real yeah for real nice that used to be Dark Side of the War tragic dark Side of the Mooney was so good and he had I think Tragic’s turned a corner i think he’s Yeah he’s he’s back in the chat see what you did see what you did pat Frier move in in round 14 i mean that’s better than Kyle Pit i mean Tyler Shuck is his best QB3 though don’t be scared told you he’d find him he found him he did i was going to say the second one straight up i’d rather have Frier move over Pit straight up and two two and a half rounds later that’s a great pick that’s great this is the year Now this is this is the year the moose get loose yeah this is the Milton oh you got Dak too so that’s great great pick i’m high on Milton anyways oh I mean look look you got a little bit dynasty Oh no i I didn’t see your uh I thought you only had one quarterback i was like man you got kind of lucky there you you got Jordan Love too so you’re you got decent i was like bro you waited so long for quarter you’re lucky you got Russell Wilson dude you just lost the league i mean you need two if Russ was my QB2 I had Russell Wilson queued up so if I took I’m Oh you you lost you got two good quarterbacks and then you got some depth yeah i think I think when Dak misses five weeks this year like he does every year I think Joe Milton’s really going to shine and you’ll be happy you’ve got him on your team oh yeah yeah i I mean there’s a reason I named my Montana’s burner team after him milton Stapler my my red My red stapler they took my stapler i bought it i bought it i bought it with my own money if they move my desk again I’m going to set the building on fire i used to have corner desks where I could I could look out the window but they can see the squirrels and they were married is that the office space or what okay i didn’t I didn’t hear a word y’all were saying but I heard the the thing and I was like I know that I know that speech or the way he talks do you have the Do you have the red stapler Jean on your desk oh i’d be good if I did that i need to uh physically going Red Bull red Bull that’s my icon for my team in that league stapler’s kind of going away they’re kind of They’re kind of They’re kind of getting phased out yeah paper’s dying paper’s a dying medium yeah paper’s dying staplers are dying paper clips incredibles you bastard that was I think more people buy more people buy paper clips to clear out their bowls and thongs than they do to actually use them to clip paper hey Jean don’t threaten nobody the FBI could be hearing this just so you know no no death threats okay speak my I9 is no longer valid so I could get swept up by ICE at any moment don’t I’m just going to be on the phone for just some unrelated reason too many mechanic but I decided not to since I have BTJ you don’t need all these tight ends what’s going on you got Hawinson what are you doing i really wanted Likely as my tight end three a little bit of debt huh a mirror god you’re there beef you got to be quicker than that wait Cat said he had four colts and I I only counted three hold on i need uh Yeah I counted yeah I got a bit quicker than that i skipped over Warren twice how do you have four Colts you could have five is it from a Colts fan that’s a terrible place to be man poor Colts it’s wild draft notre Dame in there you just need to take Riley Leonard and then clean the full house you know hd Mitchell he’s coming soon all right might as well get the whole receiving core you know i’m just glad I’ve avoided the long receiving court to be fair just glad I’ve avoided more Raiders raiders are going to be good they’re going to have a fast-paced offense this year they’re going to win like eight or nine games it’s going to be uh it’s gonna be fun to watch because Chip Kelly’s running the offense yeah michael Mayor back oh please yeah Michael Mayer’s back baby i need it michael’s back i need to happen 10 touchdowns on 20 catches oh my god colin’s not in here remember jaylen Royals oh nice nice pick thank you jaylen Royals is getting all the camp hype right now dylan Samson nice pick too i mess with Dylan Samson i like him a lot a lot a lot dylan Samson’s going to catch the most passes out of all the running backs in that back field yeah facts honestly he could be 23 catches but it’s you know it’s going to leave the leave the back field yeah great pick i mean all things considered when round 14 you know a great pick i like it no pressure couch oh wow i was I was literally just moving Deon Neil around in my rankings disappear here’s the thing though if we’re looking at TD If we’re looking at TD Vultures then I I like Great Davis as a TD Vulture more than Deon Neil no great uh great pick by J but he seemed like he didn’t he didn’t he wasn’t even caring about Deon Neil i thought Deon Neil with Chimera he was he was taking Davis no matter what it looked like yeah yeah well I didn’t even know Jean was there i I just realized that hey James too i was just about to say the same thing yeah yeah i think both picks would be great i I think there’s a world where is the RB1 in Buffalo this year that’s bad cash is on the clock that’s not terrifying at Hey I think there’s some more uh cults out there you can take hey you’re you’re muted again sorry man i don’t I’m like I’m not tech dumb i don’t know why I keep doing it it’s good it was a mistake it happens best dynasty drafts get wild man it’s not how you how you think sometimes yeah yeah sorry I’m here but the Neil part Yeah he was not not on radar for a while neil Per I like that javian that was a guy I was looking at late sneaky sneak that’s good there goes Rashad White there’s your get your 10 points per game goddamn it i like it i thought it was 10 points per game decent value just slide them into your flex when you need them man you got it oh [ __ ] I just realized I have three ners oh no that’s perfect the couch played one to Drew and then one to Mike dude three ners way better than a four co it’s even close like not even close bro at least they got a quarterback i mean look one of the ners is KD like one of the one of the best tight ends we’ve ever seen play ever like you got KD you know so it’s like I don’t think he’s retiring anytime soon either no [ __ ] i think Tyler Warren might get started quarterback for Indianapolis this year i’m just saying wildat boys no Daniel Jones is serviceable daniel Jones is serviceable okay but coming in for a snap or two oh great picture what’s a great pick Allen i like it i mean for round 15 or Oh I think uh I think they want to use Allen a little bit more as like a kind of They are yeah they are yeah yeah he’s going to eat into Bree’s touches for sure he’s going to eat into Drew’s other running back’s touches got it good handcuff though too but I mean the handcuff you you I I think that’s that’s I think that’s where a lot of the value comes from you got that super handcuff there’s a handcuff handcuff by week nine that you’re going to be looking at should I start him or should I start the guy drafted above him that’s when we trade him for a better version of Alexander Madison when Madison was actually like useful talking about Dylan Samson well Madison was a zero whenever um who was it um was it Aaron Jones dvin Cook dvin Cook yeah whenever Dalvin Cook was a No no no madison was pretty good in the beginning and then and then he fell off yeah no he was for like two years he was very Yeah like pretty much a must start whenever Delvin Cook was out but he it was only a two-year window got he was your he was your high floor low ceiling guy right right jaguars backfield messi the messiest dude I I didn’t know they got two rookie running backs dobins is still there the messiest i’m actually looking at Dobbins right now the fact that he’s We got I thought when you said there I thought you been in the Jags i was like what oh Coker could be the most productive wide receiver in North Carolina this year for two weeks i’m just saying he could have his weeks that you know and it could come out to a season season on top bryce Young knows the safety blanket he has in Coker look as long as Bryce Young’s having a good year and I don’t look like an idiot I I don’t care if Javon’s catching Coker it’s fine as long as I look good Javon Coker yeah whatever yeah leg that guy’s uh I just seen what team he’s on sushi remember there was a Panther guy we like the tall guy i just seen his name uh dude he’s not even relevant anymore he’s on another team i just I was looking at what who is that guy jonathan Mingo or is it Terrace Marshall the one before which one terrace Marshall yeah okay oh yeah mingo’s on the cowboy is he on the cowboy still who cares bro yeah they like Trey i don’t want to know i don’t want to know what’s He’s on the uh Yeah I’m Wait what was that the guy’s name again terrace Marshall for You know what diami Brown proved me right for like 72 minutes of football so I’ll take that hold on a second i got to I got I got to [ __ ] on Scope for a second scope scope you took Quinton Johnston the ceiling oh hold on it’s a ceiling play that’s a ceiling play i get it i get it but he can’t catch a [ __ ] cold to save his life and he passed on Juell Robinson who finished last year as wide receiver what 36 hey Devonte in PPR is is decent like he’s he’s starting I was actually looking at Robinson versus huge there when the hell would you want to start no I can see it piss yourself like a developmental if I know he’s three years into his developmental process what’s he doing they’re moving on from this is no Devonte Adam struggled and drops his first two seasons it’s It’s not out in the realm of possibility it’s the 15th round jerry R hey Jerry Rice’s first game he did pretty bad that’s like what Adam Yeah quinton Johnson could be Jerry Rice exactly exactly one game at different years there’s one look at tragically hey tragic hey oh no no what are you guys doing he heard us all talking about him see what you did what in the Wellell what in the Wellell what the Welli why do you guys keep doing this project came inside on Robin’s sons what the hell Bry my wand alians what the wandi well done man hey the last few wide receivers I’ve taken are all you know kind of lowish upset oh what the heck breaking news uh from four days ago Kurt Cousins reported to Falcons mandatory mini camp breaking news [ __ ] is there a battle at quarterback i don’t know i don’t I don’t have that much information i just know that he walked through the doors uh 4 days ago hey there exists a universe where Pennix is a dud off the first few weeks and people are chanting for Kirk Cousins and also Kirk Cousins is a dud after Pennix is a dud and then and then they go back to they trade for Trey Lance no that’s he’s going to the CFL i heard they trade for Gino Royal look at this tragic team you got come on oh my god Drew i I heard you say trade for Gina what was that that’s what they’re going to do after Roshan a little early john he’s old news yeah he could get cut post type sleeper no love for Roshan who said he can get cut me i’m the number two why is he not the number two there uh because they drafted somebody when the other guy goes he’s hurt i’m just telling you what the facts are he’s hurt we We’ll talk more about the other guy just drafted that’s our reddraft jokes he’s hurt h rip the couch live draft in our reddraft league he’s hurt they don’t even have to be hurt either no but when they are hurt it hits even harder yeah yeah well yeah and then there’s variations there’s he’s suspended and then and then uh somebody picked the defense and I said he’s hurt and it wasn’t No remember the best he has co It’s crazy somebody picked the injured kicker so I was like “That’s my chance.” He’s hurt right away dj Giddens nice sleeper he has a sexual assault case against him benson who is who’s this Brooks guy who’s that he’s the guy that’s going into the IR slot cory Brooks wide receiver from uh Dallas talking about Jonathan Brooks i I know i know jonathan Brooks uh dang he’s got like five snaps oh he’s going to come back make it seven with two knees sorry jesus put me back yo what are you doing bro yo it’s the 16th round that’s what these picks are for say that every next it’s the 17th round it’s the 18th round it’s now the 19th round okay it’s past the 13th round pick whatever you want you’re guys going to kill Jean hold on stop with the jokes i started getting freaky around round nine and a half so yeah yeah oh boy the good news is you could put him in your IR slot yeah that’s that’s the idea yeah great news great news i can’t use him for never leave i mean but to be but to be serious on your IR slot scope did take then you’re going to want a comp though he did take that pick like where’s the comp pick you retired what the heck oh my god sorry that’s another joke for another league was that you said he’s the extra two for his knees that’s a shame that was me get you get a pick for each name so off guard wait what uh what joke you guys talking about you guys talking about that guy who traded with himself and got a No in one of our joy [Applause] he got his prof oh Hollywood Brown that was credible digging himself out of his hole says at the same time he just says this should be one minute per pick round 17 and on bro you just timed out i love it well I mean it’s not a bad pick dear Mario Douglas Pop Douglas if this gets raped series in the last two years what are you talking about round 17 and onward should be one minute per pick he just wrote that i just thought he like he just wrote that while he was picking baby oh wait that was while he was picking huh yeah yeah idiots you stupid idiots sitting here talking [ __ ] [Laughter] why they have to pick this draft times idiots put it to one minute this is so slow and then you got Pop Douglas could have been way worse not Not a bad constellation yeah not that bad i need to smoke after that could have been worse could have been worse though [ __ ] tap the dab yeah after all this they got up susan you have to find that part of the stream of the recording and make edit that out and keep that as like the intro about the knee joke jesus Christ that’s got to be the beginning that’s got to be the beginning i I understood and caught up but could you explain again for those of us that may not have i think Couch said “How many snaps has he played?” Like five i’m like “Well seven if you count the two knees.” Ah yeah i didn’t get that when you said that that is a good joke that is a good joke it is a good one you might need to reuse that one it’s so messed up though cuz we didn’t want to repeat that one living his dream gets hurt again my god that’s so sad yikes oh million years it’s the guy who was showed up sick for his uh or no he got hurt before his 40 and then he deleted the text or the Twitter post oh uh Bond Isaiah oh wait no that waso restripo was the one that had like a 47 or some [ __ ] like that at the combine yeah and then he like uh or it was at his like proday or something and then he like tweeted “Oh I ran my 40 hertz that’s why it was so slow.” And then he deleted that either way either way he only played one year with Cam Ward it’s not like bringing him in is going to like add consistency to their offense just someone he played with for a year i just heard some weird ass [ __ ] outside said take another dab going to need it hear some more things we’re currently heating up for one use a Q-tip you might hear a little more i regularly Q-tip my ears even though I know you’re not supposed to yo nothing else nothing else can scratch that itch like that that is Yeah it’s a good ritual daniel yes that’s the Illinois pride I was looking for that’s number five oh yeah five starting the starting the starting quarterback in the 17th round no that’s I had to get back for all my players what do you mean bro i was like I was like there’s no way I have a Colts queued up i was like there’s no way Cash is going to pick another Colt so let me take a a stab at Roman Wilson or maybe Pat Bryan and then this dude he Dang you picked a Colt you found one well this is a good pick anyway who did you alec Pierce no that’s what that’s what I was saying like there’s no I’m like there’s no way he’s going to draft a Colts so why would I pick Alec Pierce working on that split release right now he gonna be gonna be nice with it hopefully you can do something let me see if I still have the photo i’ll send it to the league it in their name sucks p Romeo oh wherefore art thou Romeo probably on the sideline crying somewhere because he’s not getting enough targets never will again okay anybody wants to trade out of one of their picks coming up i got like a third or a fourth that I can send oh I thought that you sent me a trade too [Music] i just wish that I had the confidence that Romeo Dos has it makes him wide receiver i do like that it’s like the Dang like eight Colts went before Alec Pierce that’s That’s cool that’s a cool It makes me feel makes me feel better about myself 17.02 oh there’s a guy I can’t find you guys drafted him and I can’t Or maybe you did oh no you guys didn’t draft him okay yeah he’s from like his his house where he grew up is like 15 minutes away from me yeah the high school I went to is the East version of his Yeah from the area you son of a That was That was him that was the guy i was both of the LA Rams back running back dylan Allen and Blake Cororum great hey great pick league okay ir backto back IR picks that’s a strategy damn he’s on both he’s hurt he’s hurt hurt oh you know he’s hurt you IR master hey when you have an extra like five picks it helps to make some of those players that you don’t have to worry about cutting that’s like your taxi squad basically yep yep yep i will have I like it i want to see better than earlier picks my first good pick of the draft i want I want to see a I want to see like a side bet on the Blake Cororum Jarques Hunter backtoback picks like a a fourth round pick or something put on the side of who’s more productive because they were just taken back to back i just I think Hunter Hunter is better toxic side of me i just want to see it i don’t know if I think I think Hunter has more potential but Cororum’s got a year in the system corm was a baller in Michigan he was a baller he also had a he also had a all NFL deep offensive line to run behind there i’ll put my money on Blake Corum but yeah just for me all all I can say is uh to me Hunter is a way better prospect in my opinion i like it’s 18 can we take down the timer a little bit what What’s What’s the time we got on the other side of the globe right now it’s almost 1:00 a.m 1:00 a.m that’s not bad 1:00 a.m it’s only 3:50 here in Vegas i’m about to hit the pool as soon as we get done credibles what time is it same same as me same as me 1 a.m yep 1 a.m baby’s crying in another room good times yeah that’s what I was like yeah I got the other one took a minute you can probably do a minute kill this off yeah do it no do 90 seconds don’t do a minute 90 is good all right do a minute and sleep for my [ __ ] so Rod D i like Alier more really yeah i was hoping someone would take Alier in front of me [Laughter] now I got to maybe take him i don’t think Don’t let tragic get him somehow yeah that’s a that’s such a valuable pick for tragic yeah don’t let tragic get him it’s awesome easy if I’m absolutely getting Tyler i mean he drafted a Pono over I can’t I can’t say no I actually wanted it that’s why I couldn’t say whatever i’ll take down when I’ll shut up i was going to take him though i pro God damn it it’s all right guys silence is deafening yeah we’re we’re at that mark what the hell tell me tell me I just sniped Giki from you too okay he Dude you I mean you totally reach your Bengals quota like Yeah yeah that’s my first one first bangle huh there you go yeah i did not see that uh Cam Acres signing the Saints damn no I did not see that sign of the Saints i didn’t see that at all i saw him on the team i mean I just I didn’t really care he’s going to be buried oh I’m Yeah that’s why I was like why is he Huh come on give me my my my sleeper give me my sleeper somebody’s ch You hear me yep oh my bad yeah that’s me i’ll turn it down don’t need any copyright strikes gadson oh boy all right all right all right i think honestly you like those injoku type tight ends huh he’s gonna be a top five rookie tight end this year I think yep that’s what he likes gotcha what’s that mean top five rookie tight end isn’t a big deal right yeah that’s what I’m asking is like how significant is a top five rookie tight end pretty good it’s round 17 so I mean that could be profit value i guess that is significant yeah that means something yeah it’s not like your starter he’s not starting them oh no he’s tight in four a second Bengal i love me some Todd Brooks of course cisco took my gun cisco deserve that nice deserve that what have you done to deserve that i Oh I have done things that deserve that i’ve shamed him tesla out of Hillsdale we’re definitely coming down to that point yeah if you got extra picks hit us up yeah let us know trying to fill out a roster here so we got uh we got plenty of uh pound money in late picks if you’re looking for pound money uh coming up in your next couple of years [Music] I don’t know personally I would rather have the late picks and the future drafts to come than just cut somebody for nothing but you know that’s just my sales pitch guaranteed value increase pretty much over just letting someone be like the first fly in the win that we could pick up anyway i’ll give you my last two picks for a third not for a third we’re talking about found money we’re not talking about guaranteed profits my last three picks yeah I’m I’m good on that we’re going to drop them anyway so I’ll keep my This was their plan all along that’s a nice late round receiver oh I hate you Monk you got smacked on Jordan James yeah I was gonna try and pair him with Got Gotcha Jean not on my watch rub it in yeah yeah it was either him or that it’s just too bad that he wasn’t drafted to Jacksonville so that you could like player swap him in the middle of the trade negotiation [Laughter] genius everybody’s waiting with baj couch damn i could hear cash’s entire system no sorry no yeah I definitely was looking at him that’s a difference [Music] oh we got last year’s darling Dant Wick still sitting on the board oh cashew i’m embarrassed sharing what you expect yeah I know that’s all all right yeah that’s the one that’s uh which is why we think Roshan could get cut roan’s I think Swift is the bigger candidate for that no that that team needs running backs it’s not really about cut but you know it’s it’s not like a super deep super good backfield though so I think I think Burton could get carries out of that back field oh he will theoain Burton’s going to get carried out of that oh yeah for sure we’re going to use He’s going to be like a utility guy budget um what’s his name evo mhm budget Depot with the same capital yeah Theo is actually a sneaky good pick especially in the 19th round i don’t know who their starting Den is outside of Theo nobody i prefer Montiki picked a picked a guy in the 19th round that’s going to get snap after snap after snap miki again gasi 2.0 hopefully however Schultz he still exists texas i mean he’s a starting tight end on a productive offense there was a there’s a ton of tight ends who were uh better uh but I’m not um I don’t need one to start you know that’s why I feel stash yeah it’s a Plus Helm has the uh tight end’s coach stamp of approval in this league he’s unemployed is that the first unemployed yeah dude ain’t even got his job i mean he just doesn’t have a job i don’t know i don’t think he got cut he just never got a job um a month ago cowboys could be best fit for Amari Cooper that was probably before they got that was before the pick and trade i was just about to Yeah yeah yeah yeah took the sentence right out of my mouth yeah that was that was right before that actually so not the best spot for Ari Cooper when when Cooper didn’t produce in Buffalo that was like a death nail in the coffin he had only like one game where he like touched the ball even like it was not even produced like he was a nobody dude like wide receiver four at best on that team yeah cleveland Cleveland got out from underneath him is what happened they got a three for him pretty solid if you ask me they bought him for a five [Laughter] i’m not lying jerry Jones makes Jerry Jones be making What did he give what did he give for Trey Lance like a third for a third for a fourth and Mingo for a third yeah they got Mingo for a four oh terrible that was horrible okay yeah they gave more they gave a higher pick for Mingo than they got back for Cooper that’s crazy but yeah back then Amari Cooper was a star too oh nice the Browns the Browns bought a lightly used car in Amari Cooper and then sold it for more than they paid to get it you gotta love it though jerry John’s is so stupid he just he just needs to like die yes nobody wanted to say it on your sail away oh no jerry Jones needs to sign out of all of his accounts the worst thing that ever happened to Jerry Jones was landing Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott in the same draft man Schultz and KT two starters yeah I I think KT’s the most productive tight end in Chicago the next two years he’s got the money i was thinking about taking Nick Chub he’s got the chub i got my another Raider that’s funny couch i thought this was who you took cuz I was like looking from the side of my screen oh so you didn’t want Horton at all i wouldn’t say at all but that’s not the guy you’re hiring per se no yeah yeah well that’s a good pick Jean i was going to take him later cross hidden or what’s draft’s not easy man it’s not easy i do like Nick Chub after Woody Marks though good value yeah does it say something about Woody Marks that they signed him or did they just want another guy he’s he’s a satellite back he’s He’s gonna have to roll in their offense but he’s not going to be Yeah dependent upon like when it comes to goal line situations or first down situations nick Chub’s going to actually get work in those spots and not only that Mixon Mixon’s like a 13 games a year type of guy so I think Chub’s a solid pick there i like that Palmer pick that’s wide receiver too and Buffalo no um all right this is us Nav oh damn we should do some more table talking yeah okay tabletop Games royalty 20 royalty 20 anyone i mean if we’re looking at we’re willing if we’re looking at starters we got uh Joe Fo okay I got breaking news on him uh he thinks Tik Tok dancers are stupid i agree with him i agree with him too that’s right in his wheelhouse it’s right in my wheelhouse what do you think Sue um I put a queue up i put a queue up so I’ll take the queue feel free we got about 30 seconds plenty of time you guys share the queue oh my god I’m starting to panic no actually Sleeper lets you share cues now panic pick so long as you’re on the same team panic pick panic pick there’s a panic pan might as just take a queue uh take a second before you pick again look through i didn’t arrange the queue as I ranked them i just put the top two i just put my top two so you put your top two though right so yeah that was my number one we just horn was the number one that Yeah um Do you have a positional value that you Yeah look at the first red would you Would you guys take my next two picks for this pick the first The first red the first round hey Cash is talking cash is talking to you wait hold on can we get a timeout in round 20 19 pause boys let’s go let’s go if you don’t use them you lose them i’m gonna lose them oh [ __ ] uh would you guys take my next two for this pick uh your next two picks are the 2012 and the 21.1 why not um how about this would you give us your last two picks 21 and 22 for our 27 fifth what i want the pick he wants He wants this pick wants this pick that’s the whole purpose of the trade dude i just let him have it man this ain’t just to make sure I have one all right yeah let’s do it yeah let’s do it let’s do it send us a trade we’ll take it pretty good trade for you Susain i think yeah we’ll take it i think that’s I think so too cuz you got you guys only have five five six we got four players on our entire roster hey it’s almost all quarter first of all it’s five and it’s a pretty five send us a deal we’ll get it done the happy five and goes we got We got one done congratulations i think you got 30 seconds left cool are you ready i’m ready resume not yet because cash got to send the trade i did yeah you got 34 you said it got accepted i thought that’s a different one that’s a different one that’s a different one oh oh no that’s good okay oh there’s another trade oh wait wait i like it i like it who tragic Mike trade for let’s go oh boys all right we should be good oh tragic resume okay okay i see you Sush all right i cannot lie that was who I was going to pick here no hell yeah that’s who I wanted that’s awesome got sniped he got sniped on a trade in the 20th round see that oh oh cash wow yeah makes sense another Bengal i see and Yosvash if I had to make a case right there it was going to be Yosvash oh yeah absolutely man hey feel free to you know wait on and he’s number three in that offense i feel it well technically the number four Gaseki yeah I’m not even joking gaseki was getting a lot of targets near at the end of the season last year he’s earned Bros paul got some work before he got hurt too yeah yeah yeah he’s going to miss this whole year though uh already yeah i had uh I had consecutive basketball tournaments it was a good pick cuz he went super late super late like maybe round 18 out of 20 but I think if uh if anybody’s going to fill that Tyler Boyd void it’s going to be We’re still open by the way if anyone picks Mitchell anyone with extra I love Katon Mitchell i love Katon Mitchell henry was playing eight more years i thought it’s the 20th round yeah but I mean is Katon Mitchell going to be Can we wait eight years till Henry to retire i don’t know we’ll hold Katon Mitchell for eight years dereky [Music] even though Justice Hill was the one that actually got all the work just cuz he was healthy exactly scra let me know we’re almost We’re almost at that time you feel me let me know what do you want from me i sent you an offer every day i sent you an offer like 20 minutes ago it’s on sleeper you got extra pics let me know oh you tell me what’s up oh no the you I counted for you Amir but go ahead you can double check me let us help you are you ready day trader that’s a starting tight end yeah um feel free to pick whoever you want honestly yeah i mean I thought this much um I think you know the I got your queue yeah i I just moved it a little bit a little bit over you’re good because you know you know are they ranked are they ranked or is this like a positional thing the top um the top four are and then after the reds it’s like whatever okay I’m tracking all right they’re yours wow that’s true i just noticed you sent me a Let’s [ __ ] go oh my badger one two dude we got we got eight picks coming up fellas wow this is our moment we’ve been waiting on this the entire draft yes strategy yes kendrick strateery paid off in a big way yeah and feel free like if you see someone that I did not queue you up that you like go ahead i don’t even care what are you going to have now how many players 12 i’m just going to I’m just going to fondle this [ __ ] draft by the balls for a second do your thing man that’s it i’m done picking pick wisely couch i don’t think we like the same guys anyway yeah because our team is obvious what we need yeah we’re clearly on the same trajectory couch we should be worried same needs yeah definitely looking at identical players yeah might need a pivot bunch of freaking Flyers here dude screwed up our team bro by drafting a quarterback you know we didn’t have any in the superflex oh man you called Kurt Cousins gross and then you went and drafted DeAndre Hopkins amazing e he was here boys adam those two picks those two picks belong next to each other hopkins all three of those picks belong all four of those last picks whittington is an amazing pick score points blackco through the just get erased just what we’re doing on our couch to Black is starting right now somebody You called it sucks oh that’s hilarious michael Wilson Eckler not bad picks yeah okay we get ourselves out of this hole famous Jamus okay qb 2.5 for the Giants honestly there’s a world where Winston beats Wilson in training camp in like preseason no there’s not you don’t think so oh man no I think that’s just more of a straight It’s kind of like a straight line you kind of bl What happens winston could start a few games and then he could lose his job within those few games too and then then you know it’s over yeah winston will start two games and then be cut and then you just have to hope he gets picked up wandel Robinson scores 42 fantasy points and then the next game is zero just nothing and then Jamus gets I’m this is us to the bench uh oh what starters are left let’s see keenan Allen uh Christian Watson how is Keenan Allen a starter he doesn’t have a team how does that mean how does that He’ll get signed eventually okay but how can you call him a starter like I don’t understand how you call him a starter cuz he’ll eventually get signed and he will play snaps maybe not the most meaningful snaps but you got to I guess starter with the asterisk next to it to me i think that’s a good way to put it okay is he IR eligible not that you guys you know yes he should be he’s not going to play until like December okay this is who I was waiting for you to pick i don’t know why it took so long shane I got an offer in there oh man cool uh Schism they selected a tool song oh why didn’t I pick like I’m an idiot cool all right hey last one is up to you take a second on this one um one Riley he’s a starter you said take a second i got an offer sent to you Susane i’m looking i’m looking for this pick and more it’s just starting oh oh I got I got to go to the actual thing hold on uh no no no no no no in the last round in the last round was worth bro it is painful oh boy no that’s good they’re out of pauses actually but no Jean Jean could use a Hey the sound’s getting weird who is that is that me man i think it’s your Does it sound like a chopper again yeah yeah dude my man has been on the entire time but it’s probably my headset yeah if you hardware muted then Yeah it’s gone yeah we got a team we got a team holy crap let’s go congrats asterisk next to team all right my mission is complete started with a Calvin Austin that’s such a scope pick started with the Viking i ended with a Viking deshan Watson still undrafted i know i honestly forgot about That’s crazy i forgot about Deshawn Watson dick he’s IR eligible if you want him he is he is he’s not starting yeah he’s got I don’t know what the He’s got a torn Achilles for the next century who did that god did god did it hey Tom Brady is still on the board as well big Ben oh yeah jordan Travis the guy that just retired yeah yeah retired young before his second year jordan Travis such a such a sane pick if he was you know didn’t retire jordan Travis such a Sane round 22 pick yeah dude he’s retired though i mean if he didn’t retire without that mean nobody’s going to take bub means for you why is my last two picks it’s over damn that was a pretty good auto pick you will never reset this league you screwed yourself you screwed yourself you piece of [ __ ] all right that’s it for me for tonight i’m out of picks i will check in with y’all later all right Jane thanks for hopping on the cameras good drafting good seeing you James two Cowboys back to back gg desawn Watson are eligible get back [Applause] i got Cam War oh handcuffs his mayonnaise handcuffs isaiah Bond oh I like this that’s a weird people does he have a contract no two unemployed people i don’t think Isaiah Bond has a contract he won’t either good pick though good pick though [ __ ] out of some bad pick waste of a pick high upside though high upside super high upside he’s going to crush it so high he doesn’t even have a team he might as well it’s only It’s only upside literally his his floor is locked in yeah it ain’t going to get no lower this floor is no team out of the NFL there’s literally only up to go from here it’s perfect great justification very fast bringing us down to the wire second to last pick of the trap karma that’s a fantasy couch i thought we took I know that that’s a nobody’s pig that’s not a pig that’s a That’s a draft pick wow mr relevant
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