Can Trent Break 85 At His Home Course

We’re out at Colonial Springs, a course Trent is very familiar with and has a long history playing with his best pal out on the course. It’s the 4th attempt at Trents career low and today feels like the day!

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Breaking 85. Man, you’ve been playing a lot of golf. Yeah, I have been. You moved down to Florida. You’ve been practicing. We got par putt. [Music] Settle a little bit for me. Go in the hole. Come on, [Music] dude. Let’s go. Come on. Trent took some time. He worked on his game. This is what his number is and we’re going to try and break it today. All right, we’re back. Bang. Breaking 85. Yes, sir. It’s been a while since we did one of these. I believe the last one was at Mesa Country Club. I shot a career best 87. So close. We are back at Colonial Springs where we have quite a history. Yep. Some good, some bad. Um, playing Pine Valley today. Yeah, this is the hardest 18 out here at Colonial. Trent’s now a Flidian, but when he’s back home on Long Island, this is his home track as well. Great to be here. Breaking 85. You’ve been playing a lot of golf. Yeah, I have been. You moved down to Florida. You’ve been practicing. You’re at a club. You’re hitting like little wedge shots. You’re putting a lot. You’re hitting the range all the time. This is what the people have wanted. Trent took some time. He worked on his game. And now we just attempt breaking 85 until we get it. All right, that’s all I got to say. Trent, let’s do it. Best of luck. Let’s run it. I [Music] think that’s going to be fine. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, that’s fine. Just in the rough. A tough first hole here. Always into the wind. Yeah, we’re off. Wind is kind of up today. So, you’re going to see me use this little mini driver. Is that the R seven? The R seven from Tailor Made. That thing’s unbelievable. I love it. Right. Rough with you. Yeah, we’re over there together. That’s good cart golf. Sure is. All right. Nice little look here. Yeah. Going to have forever in. That’s okay. We’re just going to ease our way into this round. Like I’m not going to do anything crazy here. Just collect right down in there. Don’t do anything stupid here. Stop. I think it stopped. All right, we’re just up there by the bunker. That’s actually a good spot. It didn’t roll in or anything. Let’s roll, baby. I’m right there. You see me in front of that bunker? I’m good. That’s fine, dude. It’s fine. Yeah, baby. I love this golf course. It’s so good. It really is. Well, you’ve also been playing Florida golf, so it’s like New York is such a thing. It like looks just so different than everything. Both places are have very distinct looks. Correct. Sit. Sit. Stop. Stop. Stop. All right. Yeah, that’s fine. Take that all day for sure. All right, baby. Look at this. You’re in actually a really nice spot. Right up the green. Anyone got a one bar on them? One bar. Presented by one. One Hershey’s cookies and cream. Beautiful, baby. Okay. I am starving. I’ll chip one up here and just ignore that. Maybe even blur it out now. Settle a little bit for me. Oh, settle. Nice vine. Yeah, we got par putt. Caught that clean. I’m feeling a little loopy today. I don’t know if it’s the eyes. That’s great. Loopy is better. You know, it’s been a little loopy. I’m feeling a little giggly. That’s going to be a fast putt there, Trent. Okay. So fast and right to left. Yeah, I think maybe a little left to right. All right, so good start. Good start. Good start. I don’t know because I’m thinking like you saw how mine like shot off over there. But doesn’t it Yeah. And then it all kind of goes down. You see like how All right. If it rained, where would it drain? I think it would drain back to that bunker. So maybe it goes like that. Yeah, I think so. I don’t think you’re in a bad spot if you go right at the hole and maybe like 60 70%. Okay. What do you think about that? I like that. 60% pry. Go in the hole. Come on, dude. Let’s go. Come on. Let’s do it. Huh? Let’s do it. That was really fun. That was great. And why don’t we take our time, read the green, and then we just make putts. Awesome. Wow. Really fun. That’s great. All right, we’re back. I think that’s a sign we’re both getting better at this thing, man. We are back. We read the [ __ ] out of that green. Good read, man. Really good read. What a putt. That’s what I’m talking about. That was great. That’s just a feelood start. Great start. I I did a putter drop on the first hole. That was great. I dropped the putter like like I just won the Masters or something, but it’s the first hole. But I was excited. You got to make the first one. Dude, I was excited. Realistically, the first hole is just as important as the last. Everyone. Yeah, it doesn’t matter really what order they come in. No, they’re all the same. We just happen to play them 1 to 18. All right. This is obviously the hardest hole in the course. This is a hard hole. Everything’s tight. Left is bad. So, like for you, you’re just aiming at that left hump of that the right hump of that left bunker, right? Yeah, I agree. That you see how like the fairway almost jets out for you. you. That was made for you up there on the right side. And that’s what it’s exactly what I’m talking about. Just fly a little bit over that little I hit it pretty good. I don’t know. We’ll find it. Is that a golf ball? Sure is. That would be really nice if that was my golf ball. It’s definitely your golf ball. It’s a great spot. Yeah, we put that in a good spot there. I’d say a 170 shot here. I’m gonna I’m gonna aim left side. It’s 150 to the front of the green. Well, it’s actually Yeah, it’s like 142 to cover that bunker. But if you give me 170 to that left side, you’re loving life. Okay. Whoa. Cut in there. Whoa. Get up. Oh my god. Stop. Is that on there? On the green, dude. All right. A [ __ ] swing. Yes. All right. Oh, off the back. Little deep. Birdie putt. Let’s make a birdie putt and make the folks go crazy. Oh my god. Here we go. Clapping for myself. You got to be nice to yourself. You got to be nice to yourself. Everybody be nice to yourself. Give yourself a break. Golf’s an impossible game. We’re all trying our best. So, you already know you got to get it there. Yeah. It pushes it a little right to left, I think, when you make contact and then a little left to right up at the hole, right? Cuz think like all it’s all the rain would come down here and then it would actually push down to the right. So, you like pretty straight. I like pretty straight. I think maybe just like left edge of the hole. Okay. Up the hill. Yeah. You like that? Yep. Oh, Trent, stop. Stop. That like was that like a push or did it just like go? Did it never like make it? I never made it. I mean, I didn’t think I pushed it that bad. Yeah, maybe it was a misread. The highs and lows of a round of golf, you know. Oh, yeah. No, they’re going to see it all today. Go in. Oh, great putt. Thanks. All right, that’s a good that’s a good uh good five. Beauty. Okay. Not the easiest putt. Yeah. Well, just keep that in mind. We also didn’t do one putt. Keep in your brain. We didn’t putt at all up there, you know. Yeah. They’re fast as hell, man. Okay. Well, now we know that. We’ll take a four five start all day. All damn. Especially at this [ __ ] [Music] course. I want to give a quick shout out to Golf Galaxy. Before the round, we stopped there. I had to get some golf clubs. We wanted to check out all the bar stool stuff they had there. Had a bunch of accessories. So, we’re here. We’re at Golf Galaxyhore, Long Island. We’re about to film a Breaking 85. We’re here pre-round. I’m going to check out some stuff. I need a couple of golf clubs. We’re going to check out the Barcel golf merchandise. Let’s go. I mean, you can do everything here. Look at you. They got fitting bays down there. They got they got more clubs than you can imagine. This place is unbelievable. Beayshore, Long Island. This is the good stuff right here. Just pick anything from here. Get fit. You’ll be the best golfer in the world. People try these on right when they’re here. This isn’t This isn’t a faux paw Golf Galaxy. Need something that’s going to help me get that 84 number today. Okay. All right. All right. Let’s keep working. Yeah. We just came over here to check it We’re going to Colonial Springs. Play around. So Oh, Bill was the pro there. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. No way. Facebook. There’s Bill. So you give lessons here? Yeah. Very cool. How often are people in here? Pretty pretty frequently. Packed. Yeah. Yeah, I would imagine. So, especially now weather’s getting nicer. Mhm. Yeah. You want a lesson in Beayshore, Long Island, Bill Brass is a place to be. All right. Cool. Thanks. Yeah, of course. Guys grinding. You know what I mean? They’re getting it done. They’re working hard. want. He wanted a few more wraps on his clubs. So, let’s make him a little thicker. So, taking the grip grips off and he’s doing his clubs. We aim the please. Behore, Long Island. If you’re around there or you’re near any Golf Galaxy, go in there. They got great stuff. They got everything you need to play great round of golf. Shout out to our friends at Golf Galaxy. Oh, go. Oh my god. Trent, settle. Settle. That’s fine. It’s on the back side of the green. Stop. Look at this thing. That thing had some serious action on it. But you’re you’re dry. No, we’re dry. You’re dry. We’re dry. We’re dry like Frankie’s eyes. Just got to do one more. I’m actually coming down to the end of this. See, I just got a little serum. Oh, yeah. How often you got to put those in? Four times a day. Nice. So, like every four hours or whatever I do. Does it feel good? That’s my answer right there. That was all right. You got a stain on your pants. Not at all. It’s better than being in the bunker and it’s better than being in the water. That’s life. That’s life. That’s what all the people say. You’re riding high in April, shot down in May. All right, let’s put a good effort into this one. What if I put mine? We’ll just get a gauge for what’s going on because mine’s going to be way up right to left. I think yours yours will be similar. Watch this. Just go fast now. Go in the hole. Oh, for me it looks like it’s going to go up at first. Yeah, it does go up, but cuz I’m in a little valley here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to go. I’m thinking, dude, you see these two brown spots? I’m like, this is our gate. I see one there and one there. These two? Yeah, that’s the gate. I’m thinking like anywhere up here. If you just like dye it here, get it to there. You got to like diet it there. Just give us a good speed here. Oh, I just All right. Yeah. Like it it needed to be a little bit more just little bit more cuz up would have pushed it down. I’m still happy with that. Oh, yeah. We got But a little bit more. Yeah. I just missed the gate. Yep. Right to left. Yep. How much is it like a ball out? I think with the right pace it’s like Yeah. I think I mean I’m thinking it’s like Yeah. Okay. Right out there. Yeah. Come on in. It’s a great putt. I thought I made it. No. Come on, man. Man, that’s just dumb. I hate myself. That’s two of us. That’s That’s just too many putts. Wow. Yeah, we’re going to be fine. We’re going to be just fine. It’s just that had four written all over it and I almost made a three. Was it Is this a par five here? Yeah. Yep. Par five. Beauty. So, you needed to do to start a three shot hole? Yep. Yeah. Good. Thanks. I ate so much Taco Bell late last night. Yeah. You had those like chicken cantina tacos? No. They’re like crispy cantina tacos. They’re a little spicy. No. Nope. Not even a little bit. Wow. Throw one on your next order. Wow. Dip in sour cream. Man, I was at the Hilton Garden in last night. I was a happy boy. They giving you extra sour cream to dip that [ __ ] in. I ordered a little extra for myself. I love that. Wow, what a drive. Cuz I never It’s not I can never have enough sour cream. Yeah, I agree. Especially when you’re eating Mexican food like that. You’re just like just in case I want to dip something in this. I’ve been eating healthy like an [ __ ] It sucks. You’re a piece of [ __ ] What? Salmon and asparagus. My peas. My pee reeks. Broccoli, sauteed [ __ ] sauteed spinach. These are disappointing things that you’re saying to me. Grilled chicken. No [ __ ] just lemon on it. That’s not a That’s not a thing. This isn’t real food. Just like when you have the baby, just start hiding snacks so when you get up at three, you’re just like feeding the baby and you’re giving yourself a little Tims. I’m eating I’m eating like him. Like an [ __ ] But you don’t look like him. I know. How far do I want to hit this? Says it’s like, see those little pink flags? Yeah, that’s probably what, like it’s like 190. Yeah. I mean, you give me anything 200, 170 to 200 at those left moguls, the left rough. Yeah, I like it. I’m going to hit a sixiron up there. Yeah. Anything left of that bunker just right in that nice gully. It’s a great Just stay left of it. Go in that bunker. No, I don’t think it’s gonna Oh, what a kick. All right. Crazy kick right. But we’re probably a little further out than we wanted to be. Yeah, it’ll still be like 130. That’s right. I like that number actually. Uh 138 to like the middle front of the green, which is a pretty good spot to be. I think that’s So, I’m in between a seven and an eight. So, go seven. Okay. I like that. That was what I was going to do. Mhm. I am. And the the green runs away. It sure does. It sure does. I’m filming them. You getting my cheeks? Yeah, I’m getting I’m showing what I’m looking at. Showing you looking at my cheeks. He’s not showing what I’m zooming in on. You looking at the cheeks? All right. A little bit. No, you didn’t. Oh, this guy had it. It’s actually all right. Yeah, it’s totally fine. Just on the right side. It is funny. I was actually talking to Rigs about that the other day. I was like, I don’t know if cuz I’ve never had anything go off in my back swing. I was wondering if it would actually affect me and then I got to live that in real life just now. It affects you for sure a little bit just right at the end. You just hear it. You’re like that’s a thing that says fly caution as you’re swinging. Am I putting that for sure? Oh yeah. Okay. Never a doubt. How’s it going out there? Not bad. Fighting. Fighting. Made a double. Oh, you’re chipping it. All right. I’m chipping it. Whoa. What a chip tread. Yeah. Come on now. Come on now. I want to make a par bad. We’re going to make this putt. [Music] I say it’s a good speed. Yeah. All right. It’s a bogey. Yeah, it’s another five. Uh six, but we’ll take a bogey on that. Yeah. Good pot. Okay. All right. We go in for a little Trent Ryan smooch with those things on. See what that looks like. See See what the ladies are saying. Dreams can come true. Par four. Short par4. Shortish. Yeah. Just in the rough on the right side. Yep. We’ll take that. So, I’m either It’s 165 to the pin. I’m I’m again in the I’m in like 67 range. In terms of club, I think you always I think go six. Always go more. Yeah. You want to get on that back ledge anyway. Okay. Then Yeah. Left of the pin. Aim right where like that back like rough hill starts. See that? Where it starts to go up? Yeah. Yeah. You [ __ ] I think that’s going to be all right over there. Yeah. That was just too fast. That was way too fast. Okay. Wow. Good. Wow. Really good. Really really good. Wow. Like blind. Not because of the vision cuz I did get LASIC, but like blind. Didn’t know where the green was. Yeah. And it’s right on the stick, I think. Wow. Okay. I mean, left side. Depends on what you’re trying to do. You trying to get aggressive like I’m trying I think I’m trying to go left side. Yeah. Just you know left to the maybe the the thickest part of the bunker here on the left like right over it. Yeah. Get up. Oh my god. That’s so good. You’re not going to get any spin because Yeah, that’s okay. Yeah. Stop. What’s over there? What’s this ball doing? That’s [ __ ] crazy. I’m on the green. Yeah, that’s I’m fine with I thought it was going to roll into a bunker or something. It landed right here. I don’t know what else you’re supposed to do. That’s what I’m saying. Like you No, I know. I know. I I’m agreeing with No way. There’s no way to stop that ball, right? Like I guess Yeah. I don’t know what you’re supposed to do, but that’s all right. Good speed. Good putt. Really good. Taking a five from there all day long. All day long. Short-sighted pin over a bunker. Ball above your feet in the rough all the way down the green. Great lag putt. Five. That’s a good five. Okay, par four, hole six. Keeping it steady, keeping it tight. Nice swing. Thanks. That’s where you want to be around that right side. Yep. Stay there. Oh, that’s fine. You’re fine. Yeah, I think there’s a flat spot down there, man. He said, not having been here in a year. That is beautiful. That’s the one I needed. Take a four here. Yeah. Starving. Yep. We’re going to make a four. Oh, yeah. 175. Whatever you’re thinking. 6iron, five iron. I think it’s uh I think it’s a sixiron. Okay. Oh, it faded a little bit on you. Oh, way short. That’s fine. Rather be on that side. Caught a lot of dirt. Much rather be on the right side. Yeah, that’s what I figured. Cuz there’s that gully down there. Yeah. Now you can just chip to the middle of the green. It’ll all get to the hole. Okay. Now run. Come on, baby. Now really run. Come on, baby. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. All right. Now go down. Now the hole. Go. Now go. Oh, wow. All right, dude. Really good chip. Oh, really good. Let’s make a four. Get up. Now release. That’s really good, man. Thanks. That’s really, really good. Come on in. Oh, it’s a little too much juice. Golly, that was a good putt, too. Good location, at least. Ah, [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you. Gosh. Opportunity lost. Gosh, man. Yeah, I just gave that first one too much juice. I gave it way too much juice. [Music] Three shot par five. Water obviously on the right by the green. Let’s just hit a good drive here. It’s all about advancing the second shot and then we’ll we’ll see what we got once we get around the green. Come on now. Yep. Pounded right before the bunker. Sit now. Yep. Yeah, that was a good one. Do you believe? Best one of the day. This is such a hard hole. Impossible. Cuz I can’t avoid that bunker. There you go. Do that. There you go. Unless I do that. Yeah. Go. All right, let’s go. Momentum now. Yeah, that was a good one. Let’s just dominate the middle part of the golf course right now. You know, seven through 14. Let’s play like outrageously good golf. I would love that. Let’s put ourselves in a position to have some pressure coming in. Let’s go. I think that’s what we need. I think we need something that’s got some juice to it. Okay, let’s hit that hybrid. Yeah, hybrid. Right at that little mound in that rough. Yeah, maybe the right side of it. Okay. Yeah. No. Get up out of there. Wow. It skipped right through the bunker. That had some serious juice on it. Holy smokes. It’s still going. Yeah. It’s not gonna make the next shot easy, but No. Shoot. Just got to be smart here. What do you think? Hybrid or do you want to just You’re not going to get on probably. I mean, it’s 230 uphill. Just give me whatever you can get over this bunker here and put us in a good spot to get on and up and down. So, what’s that? 6iron. Five. I mean, your sixiron. Yeah. If you give me like a 165, 170 shot left of the water. Okay. Perfect. Yeah. Nice layup. Yep. Good angle. Okay. Let’s get up and down a lot. Yep. Yeah. Get up and down from there and we’re fine. Either 52 or a pitching wedge. I mean, it’s on the front. 85 is good. 90 is good. Anything right of the stick. Love that. You know, little breathe exercise. Go. Wow. Get up. Gosh. All right. Good strike, though. Yeah. Maybe a little touch too much dirt, but we’re up there. Just a touch too much dirt. Just a touch too much dirt, as Tiger would say. Up. Got to get through this a little bit here. Yeah. Left to right. Yeah. Okay. kind of like it like at that little like pebble thing in between my ball and Okay, maybe on the right side of that. Okay. Oh, good putt. Kind of got killed like right here. Take a bogey there. Right. For sure. Yes. Yeah, that’s fine. Okay. I mean, listen, the hybrid through the bunker cost us a shot because then he couldn’t get on. Yeah. Nothing in three. I I need to make par on this hole. Let’s do it. I just need to make par. It would make me feel a lot better cuz I feel like I’m playing pretty well, but the scorecard is is certainly not reflecting that at this moment. Well, there’s a difference between playing well and scoring well. And I feel like we always have those issues on on breaking 85, breaking 90. Some days we’re scoring really well. Some days we’re playing well and the ball’s not going the hole. Today just seems like a couple chips are like hitting the wrong side of the slope and it turns into a three putt. Yeah. Like let’s just keep playing the way we’re playing and who knows what happens on the back. Oh, it didn’t come back for you. Didn’t come back at all. Oh, holy [ __ ] What a bounce. Cool. Let’s go. Yeah, man. Hit that really good. Really well. I chunky monkey it. Oh, what a bounce. We are not those guys, pal. We are never going to make a hole in one. Amazing that we haven’t had one. I agree. I I I’m more on that side of it. Pick a three. Need a three. The boys. It puts us in a pretty good spot. Yeah, I I totally agree. And I like I mean this is definitely the hard nine. The next nine that we’re playing I really really like. I should not have doubled that par three. That was dumb. I almost made a three. Made a five. It is funny. The margin of error is so different from 90 to 85. It’s like, dude, if you Doubles just kill you. Doubles always kill you, but in 85 they really hurt you. That’s got to settle now. That’s it. All right. Not the worst putt. Gotta make this. Let’s just play golf, you know. Yes. Come on, Trent. Read it. Roll it. Hold it. Let’s go. That’s a big three. All right. It’s good to see another par on the card. Great to see another par on the card. Goodness gracious. Three. Threes helped the score massively. Big time. Going to dump one out towards those bunkers. Good three. Good three. Really good three. Beauty. Beauty. Good spot. Let’s make a four. Great spot. Kind of pumped that one. Yep. Oh yeah, dude. I hit that 240. Yep. That’s a good I know that’s not a lot for the people at home. Good. You know, they’re like, “Oh, oh, yeah. 143 to the pin.” Um, okay. 143 to the pin. That like 140 145 number like splitting the pin and the edge of that bunker is a really good spot. Come on, baby. Fly for me. Yeah. Sit. That’s fine. We’re over. Back of that green’s fine. It’s roll down. You’re still going to be have to putt up. Yeah. Yeah. Anything that’s dry is good by me. That thing’s still rolling towards the water. Is it? Oh, I see it now. Wow. All right. We’ll get up and down. Yep. I would pulverize a hot dog right now. Yeah. I will just pulverize a hot dog. You give it to me, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right. Like if I played baseball, I would love to be called the pulverizer. That’d be so fire. All right. And coming up to the plate is Trent the Pulverizer Ryan. He’s struck out 300 times this season, but all of his hits are home runs. It’s obviously got to go up. Yep. Up the hill. Just get it up on this dance floor and let’s just make the next one. Circle of love. Oh, it didn’t turn. Yeah, it’s starting to right now. That’s That’s a pretty good putt. Yeah. Great speed. Yeah, like makeable speed if you if we just went right at it. Oh, it’s up. Oh, it just didn’t want to go in for me. Has I love that. Francis said Francisa said that at Macklemore and I can’t stop saying it. I love the two Aussie guys that recreate all the announcers. They’re so good. They’re my favorite. The Tik Tok guys. Oh my god. They’re like they’re doing this. The best is the one uh who’s the one guy. Is it the Bucks announcer? There’s some like basketball announcer, maybe it’s like the Charlotte Hornets, and his guy that guy goes absolutely nuts. Damn. And one guy just like just kept hitting threes. It was like it’s it’s I got to find it. It’s the best. Those guys are really good. All right, let’s make this. We are charging to the back once you make this thing. I’m going pulverize a hot dog. Come on now. Come on. Oh, you didn’t. You did not just lip out on us. Oh my god. That’s just devastating. That was criminal. The balls on that cup to do that right before you pulverize a hot dog. That’s crazy. Gave it a good roll, too. That like that that took a dip in. That That got its feet wet. That got its little toesies wet. Oh, yeah. That checked the temperature for sure. All right. Boy would have loved to come in par. There’s a lot left out there, which should feel pretty good. It does. It really does. I made That should be a 43. It should be a 43. Yeah. Back nine time. Just got done pulverizing a hot dog. Pulverizing it, baby. We’re going to go. We shot 45 on the front. Could have been better. Could have been worse, but we played this night many times. We left a lot out there. I left a lot out there. Okay, let’s do it. That’s what I’m talking about. That’s what I’m talking about. Bang. That’s perfect. Couldn’t have dropped it better. Couldn’t have dropped it better. I just had a roast. I just pulverized my own little sandwich. A roast beef sandwich. Now I’m going to go to that cart. Pulverize the roast beef and I’m going to light up a stogy. You all right with that? Yeah, I’m good with that. You going to join me? I think I’m going to. Yeah. You going be able to do it? It’s a little windy. Hey, how the cookie? You’re going to be like, “Oh my god, he did it. There’s cigars in the teaser.” No, man. We just like cigars now. too. What? Who? But we just like cigars. This is going to be a nightmare. Oh, I hear that. Yeah. Huge fire started today in Farmingdale, New York. You saying that because the town burned down once. Yeah, I didn’t know that. I was like, I don’t [ __ ] know anyale. That’s where all that cemetery is. Wow. Good. Ah. Yeah, I’m sure that looked cool, man. Oh god. The cool guy move my dad used to do when he smokes cigars when we would play golf. You just throw it on the ground. That’s the best. Gary just tosses on the ground. Lac is a sixiron. Picks it back up, guy. And then cool, even cooler guys do that with their cigarettes. Oh, look at this pin. Never see the pin over here ever. What do you like here? It’s a whole new hole. A whole new hole. 114 wind at the back. If it was me playing this, I’m playing like a 110 shot left of the green. Left side of the green. That winds more than I thought. Also, anything on that front side of the green there, you’re putting for birdie. Now, that is a good strike, Trent. Kick to the right. Kick to the right and go in the hole. Kick to the right and go in the hole. My god, look at the English on that. Yeah, it’s coming back. Look at that. Harris English. Oh, here it goes. Wow. Do not come off the green, though. You got a good view of that, Brennan. Wow. That thing made it up towards the hole, didn’t it? We got a birdie putt. Did that make it like halfway up to the hole? All right. Birdie putt. One ball out on the right up the hill. It goes right in the hole. Okay. Come on. Get up there. All right. Yep. That’s a good four. It’s a great four to start. Let’s go, baby. Come on now. Fantastic two putt. Let’s get aggressive here. Yeah, man. Get aggressive here. I I’m so familiar with this back nine that I’m very excited. It’s a guard trend. You got to turn to cocky trend again. I’ll do it. I’ll do it right now. Go go go go. Oh yeah. All right, we’re over it. Oh yeah. 108. I think I’m just going middle green here. Go 110 115 middle green. That would have been almost in the hole in the usual uh pin placement. I got a little maybe even too conservative over there, but I just didn’t you know. It’s a good That was a good strike though. Yeah, it was. You got to just somehow get it just to the top. Simmer down now. Now come back for me. Yikes. Yeah, I wasn’t quite sure. I mean, I definitely hit it too hard. If anything, it will fall a little less. Speedwise, it’s like Speedwise, it’s pretty level. Okay. All right. Try and make it. Yeah. I think I pushed that. Yeah, these are the ones, you know. Well, it’s like yards out. It’s a tough [ __ ] side of that ridge. Yeah. And not saying I would have done anything differently had I known that cuz who knows where I’m going to put it, you know. Okay. No, I’m going to want that one back. But it was a good shot. Just left me in a really bad place. Yeah. Like you said, I don’t know that if we did like our scouting work that we would have like kept it on the left side of the the right side of the ridge, right? Cuz I’m more scared of that bunker than I am. We’re just trying to get on the green. That’s right. Like we’re not at the point really. No, we’ve had worse days than when we’re really upset about a five. Oh yeah. That just shows that like we’re we’re playing good golf. Yeah. Right. We’ve actually gotten better. It’s not just coming out here trying to do it just for a video like this is now our new standard. It’s like correct. Three putt bogeies are [Music] bad. What comes after no one to tell us no or where to go? Or now I’m in a whole new world with you. I am in a whole new world. You know when is that what it is like that? I don’t know, dude. Unbelievable sides. Jasmine’s a smoke. Oh, yeah. All right. I probably to Jasmine at one point. I think Jasmine was was near it was near my first boner for sure. Yeah. That was like I’ve been dealing with something recently and I don’t know if this this keeps us off of YouTube kids, but if the water and I told Ran this during a pup punk show, but if the water pressure hits me at a certain way, I got into a shower once dur before a pup punk show where the water pressure was hitting me at the tip of where I’m talking about. Yeah. And it it it did it could have done the job if I would have I was just like this, dude. Just it was crazy, dude. It was like a tickle. I don’t know what happened, but I just I didn’t I was just like this. Whatever gets it done, man. It was nuts. I’ve been searching for that type of We got through four or five showerheads. Hannah’s like, “Why are we getting so many every brand?” It’s like, “This is me getting new countertops here.” Yep. Trying to figure out this shower head. No, it’s coming from the top. I was Ah, I think that’s going to work out as long as it just gets over. Ah, yeah. Not good. Okay, that’s our first trouble of the day. Yeah, it didn’t hit it great. I was telling Brendan on on our way here, I’m just I’m all the way back in on Cubs baseball. Wow. Just been watching so much Cubs baseball. It’s so [ __ ] awesome. It really is. You forget how great just watching a baseball game is. Is that all right? Good. Okay, great. Yeah, it’s good. He’s putting in eye drops. Oh god. You all right? I ashed the [ __ ] out of my pants. Oh wow. Oh, what a dumb invention. Oh, hit the green. I smoked that thing. Run. All right, we got to make a putt. All right, let’s make a bomb. Yeah, we got to What do you see here? Here. No, I don’t think so either. I think we’re pretty Maybe left edge. Little left array. Yeah. Got to hit it. Not the worst spot. All right. Okay. Get it back on the part right here. Got it. Yeah, it’s a Michael Dubé. I think it’s 170. Yeah, 170. You got that club? Yeah. Smoothed it. It’s just going to be short left. Yeah, that was pretty good distance. Yeah, left her up. All right. That wind never pushed it. No, it never did. Yeah, I’ll take that out of you all day. Yeah, it’s a little more right. It chases down towards the hole. Yep. Up and down now. Yeah. Make a three. Need it. Need it. Got to have it. Put some emphasis on this one now. Going to get it. Sit. Sit. That was not good. sent it way too far. All right, leave the stick in for this just for depth perception here. And just [ __ ] coming down the hill. Get this thing right on the hole. Travel all the way down to the hole. Come on. All right. Good putt. Thanks. Good four. Thanks. All right, let’s take that four. And I want to I want to make a couple pars in a row. Yeah, that is what I want to do. Let’s string together a thick five here. Long par five. Take a five and then just like four fours in a row. I know. Yeah. Once I mean this next hole is a bear and I’ve had my troubles with it, but after that I feel really good with the holes going forward. Yeah, we just got to make a bunch of fives and fours. Yep. I can make fours. [Music] [ __ ] Okay. Ah, now just give me like a 3-wood thing that’s going to fade. Three-wood. Anything that’s going to fade, go all the way down to those trees and comes down to the right. Three-wood, fivewood, anything. I only got a three of just right at those. Just give me something right there at that tallest tree. Run, baby. I [ __ ] myself there. God. I mean, it’s not the worst. Honestly, an iron would have went out that way anyway. He would have been the fairway, but that we got to work on. You just got to be able to hit that club. Yeah, I I usually can. I’m going hit a five iron. Love it. Sitting up. Yep. Pulverize this thing. Trying to pulverize this golf ball, but in a controlled manner. Actually think that’s all right. Pulverized it. I pulverized it, but it’s it went right. Let’s make a five. I hit that really good. Actually sounded great. Sounded a little pul pulverizing. I was saying to Kyle Tim, that would be my name if I played baseball. I’d love to be the pulverizer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The pulverizer. Baseball players don’t really have nicknames anymore. Uh neither do golfers. Trying to think what’s a like Yeah, cuz when I was growing up it was Andre Big Cat Galaraga. Yep. Slam and Sammy. Slam and Sammy. What are some other ones? The Great Bambino. Like there’s none now. Aaron Judge have a nickname. The captain for Jeter. That’s a good one. Yeah. Um who? Good. The polar bear. Pete Alonzo. Yeah, that’s a good one. Polar bears. That’s a good one. Big hurt. The big hurt. Frank Thomas. Yeah, dude. Golfers, too. We talked about that. Golfers used to be all these nicknames. The Golden Bear, the shark. Um Um the King. The King. Arnold Palmer. Like now it’s just Scotty Sheffller. Like Craig Stadler used to be he was the walrus. The walrus. Now it’s just Patrick Cantling, you know, like the banker. Yeah. The teller. Now it’s just the postman. Yeah. That’s We had this whole conversation. We asked Kirk about it. Y we’re like, “What’s going on with golf nicknames?” He said that no one writes anymore. Yeah. Those were all in like articles. Yeah. Right. It’s There’s no like people on the beat. That’s how they came out with uh Amen Corner. The guy like wrote about it. He’s like they’re now entering Amen Corner. like you like say a prayer once you’re done. Dr. J. Dr. J. The the the um Hakeem the Dream. No nicknames anymore. What’s that about? I hate it. We live in such like a it’s just become all like Yeah. Scotty Sheffller, Justin Thomas, I guess. Um what’s his name? He’s the chef. Scotty. No. Oh. Oh. Uh M. Yeah. He’s always cooking. See, he’s the guy who But he’s embraced it. Yeah. Big uh Maguire Big Mac. Big Mac. Barry Bonds have one in the comments. Any nicknames that we missed? Write them. We’ve definitely missed a lot. A lot. But like big ones, you know. Yeah, the Cubs. They call Kyle Tucker King Tuck. That’s a good one. People like that one. All I can think about right now. The only thing in my head is nicknames. Too far. It’ll go on that side. Okay. Keep it in the middle of it. Okay. Come down this way. Can you believe that went? Yeah. Yeah. Take a left. Come on. Come on. Oh, you dirty. I got my hand on my hip right now. I got my hand on my damn hip right now looking at that. How the hell did that putt in America? How the hell did that not fall? Black Mamba Kobe. Okay, now you get into basketball. The big fundamental Tim Duncan. Yeah. What was KG? The big ticket. Yeah, basketball had good ones. What was KG? Big ticket. The answer might be the best one. What’s Shaq? I think he was just Shaq. He was big something, wasn’t he? I think he was just Shaq. The Admiral David Robinson. I just I got to get him out. I got to get him out. The Iron Horse. Who’s that? Isn’t that Joe Deaggio? Uh, sorry. Luke Garri. I don’t know. The Iron Horse. Okay. Come on in the hole. I tried. Good putt. Thanks. Just another bogey. What was Mickey Manel? I was just thinking of Mickey Manel. Uh I think it’s just the Mick, wasn’t it? Who was the Who was the Gipper? Big Poppy. Big Poppy’s going Did um Oh, we know Shaq Diesel. Oh. [Music] Megatron football ones. Refrigerator Perry. What was Dion? Prime Time was Elway. Anything? Was Aman anything? Yes. The bus. Jerome Bettis. Oh, probably the best one for me. Wayne Gretzky. The great one. The great one is such That’s quite a name to have. M Michael Jordan was just MJ. His airord Air Jordan King James King the King. That bogey sucked, but it is what it is. I think the big hurt might be my favorite. The big hurt. That’s so good. Oh my. I think it’s going to be through. Yeah. Or is that going to be perfect through? God damn, you ripped that thing. You look like a long drive contestant. I know. I know. I’m just trying new [ __ ] out. That was absolutely launch. Out here having a blast. You got a really good one. Butter knives. Randy Johnson. Oh, it’s a good one. The unit. The unit. The unit. Oh, really? No, we didn’t know it. That’s a great one. All right, we got I’m just going to hit a five iron here. No, that was no good. Did you guys say Megatron? Uh, Kyle Tims did. Man, nicknames need to make a comeback. Trying to think of ones in the league right now and I really can’t. I even just looked up current top athletes and I stared at a bunch of names. I couldn’t think of a single nickname. Really good. Great shot. I think it should roll downhill in there. Did it Did that get on? Is El Duk technically a nickname? Oh, yeah. Orlando Hernandez. Eluk is definitely a nickname. El Duk. Don’t hurt yourself. You know. All right. I got to focus on this next shot. We’re What are we doing out here? You know, we kind of lost ourselves in the nickname thing, which is all right. But I just got to What did you make on the par three? You made a four. I made a four. Then I made a six. Six, [ __ ] You’re one over in the game of fives in the back. Let’s break 90. You know, let’s be in the 80s today. I would love to. Let’s go. I just hit a really bad five iron there. You follow it up with a really good wedge. Sit right there. Nice. Give us a chance. Let’s make a We can make us We can make a par. Oh yeah. It’s getting better, too. Let’s get ding all the time. Nice swag. Nice swag. Thank you, brother. Thank you, everyone. Everyone here on this course, us two and Brendan Jones and Kyle Pims, we’re all just looking into the distance thinking of nicknames. Brendon Jones just kind of took his hat off and rubbed his hands through his hair, staring out, just being like really just look at your shot, by the way. Yeah, that was a good one. The rocket. Roger Clemens. Jared Kob. The rocket is a great one. Roger Clemens. That gave me the chills just now. The Sus Rocket. Yeah, Sus Rocket. Shout out to Jared Robin. We were just saying this is a group of guys now who are kind of playing golf but trying to think of nicknames. Like the the point has shifted to to like all right, how do we watch sports nickname? They’re just tossing out names as they’re watching it. Yeah, it’s fun. They’re just Oh, yeah. It’s good. I want the comments to be filled with nicknames of players we haven’t said. So, if you’re typing it in and then we’ve said it, you got to go and delete the comment. You got to think of a new one and then write a new one in. How’s that? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. If this guy makes a [ __ ] putt here, I gota This is a par putt. We’re trying. Yeah. What do you think? You like like 50%. That slow or that fast? I don’t know. I mean, yeah, I might do a little more. Oh, what was um what was Gordon? He a flash Gordon. He was the uh he was the setup man for the Yankees right before Mariano. Oh Philly. He was a Philly Flash. Okay. Flash. He did it. Yeah. Great birdie. Fame. The birdie man. Birdie man. Birdie Belli. That’s the bird. Is that one gonna stick? You piece of [ __ ] Birdie Bell. At least for one hole. It’s true. Yeah. Who else can we get? Oh, the birdman. Uh the guy with the crazy phone. Chris. Uh Chris. Chris Chris Anderson. Chris Anderson. Birdman. Birdman. [Music] [Music] Yeah. Trent, what about uh what about what about the Yankee Clipper, Joe Deaggio? That might have been what I was thinking earlier. I said the Gipper. The Yankee Clipper. The Clipper. The Yankee Clipper. Yeah. Hands up. All right, I’m gonna hit a 3-wood here. Yeah, you are. Just let it rip. Let it eat. Yeah, you are. Yeah, that’s the one. That is the one, ladies and gentlemen. Look at that thing. That is way down there. I didn’t see a thing cuz I couldn’t stop thinking of I had to look up Larry Bird, the hick from French Lick. No, that’s way down there. That’s way down there. I mean, but you don’t It’s like got a little too much on it. It’s too much. The hick from French Lake has too much meat on the bone. You need like Yeah. Yeah. But he’s also named Larry Bird, right? That’s awesome. No. Get up. Not enough. Yeah, you got You’re going to have to go. It’s going to come up and it’s going to come down and then go like back up. But you got to like have some integrity to get through here. Okay. Or else it’s just going to fall off the whole way. Right. Right. Now stop. Can’t believe how much that kept going. Jesus. [ __ ] That’s not bad putt. I don’t think you’ve ever broken 90 at Colonial. Ever? No. No, I don’t think so. All right. I would love to make this. God, it just fell off. Gosh. Right on impact there. All right. Bogey man. I’m the bogey man. Bogey. Um I think I Yeah, I can’t think of any more nicknames. We’ll give him a five. Give him a five. Yeah. Yeah. I’m going to make a three on this next hole. That would be electric. Got to make a three. [Music] That’s a six for me. That’s like a smooth six for me. Go right at the right edge of those leaves on that tree overhanging it. Okay. Like that back left bunker from here. I don’t know where that landed. I think it that was pretty good, I thought. Am I putting this or am I chipping? I think I’m putting this. Yeah, putt it right up the gut. Pretty good speed there, Trent. All right. Yeah, we’re happy with that. Let’s make this. Gosh dang. Go in. That’s a great three. You wanted it and you got it. I did want a three there. I wanted a three there. Bad. That feels really nice. Par threes. I just I feel comfortable, you know. I know people are going to say King Henrik for hockey, but it’s like king without a crown is what I called him. Didn’t win [ __ ] We made so many little mistakes. I really I mean dude, you haven’t doubled the back nine. Only one hole. I think 11. Everything else has just been bogeies and pars. Yeah. No, I mean, right. Yeah, I think so. The bogey man. I’m the bogey man. I prefer the pulverizer. One of one of the best views in golf right here. This a great hole. Oh, laser show. Oh, yeah. Dustin Praa, come on back. Run, baby, run. Run, baby, run. Yeah. What a speed slot that hit. Come on now. Now stop. Yep. All right. I actually think like Dustin Pedroya declogged my brain. Oh yeah. I was just thinking over it like a like just seeds up the middle. Yeah. Finishing his swing with just like one hand and running and just like hitting absolute laser beams. Yep. Laser beams. That that original laser show interview is all time. As much as I hate the Red Sox Yeah. He was a hard guy to hate. Yeah, he was cool. You laughing at me right now? These birds are [ __ ] hooting and hollering. Hooting and hollering, dude. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dying. Lock in. All right. Oh my god, Trent. Oh, get up. Get up there. Good swing. Good swing. Birds are hooting and hollering. Hooting hoot. Hooter. Hoot. Wait, what is it? You [ __ ] owl. Pudge. Pudge. Pudge Rodriguez. Pudge Rodriguez. Hated him. Absolutely punished the Cubs in the 2003 NLCS. I hated Pudge. He was so good on that. Was anyone just the lefty? That’s Phil. Yeah. Dumb ass. Dumb ass. Dumb ass. I’m a lefty. How did I not [ __ ] think of that? Yeah, you were right. That’s frustrating. Gave it a run. Come on in. God, I thought I made it. Great. Pretty good. Yeah, just left a couple on the front. Great plan. Thank you. It’s a breaking 85 series. We’re going to attempt every single time to break 85 ball and hole. We’re going to have this guy play USGA rules. Can he do it? He’s never shot below an 85. Thank you to Chevy. Thank you to One. And thank you to Golf Galaxy for sponsoring the video. Shout out to Colonial Springs. This place is nice, dude. They got this place already looking really nice. Really good. Yeah. Golf Course is green. Shout out to Jean doing all this work out here. Place is amazing. in the midst of a million different great golf courses on Long Island. 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