P player par4 with Austral shittest golfer. I hit a slice so hard it left our fairway, crossed state lines, and almost put someone in the ICU on the seventh green. I didn’t play a golf shot. I launched a side quest. As for my second shot, I’ve bombed this drive, and it’s actually stayed on our fairway. And we’re back, baby. A nice top shot for our fourth. What a great shot. Went about 20 m, but at least I successfully started a landscaping business with that divot. This one wasn’t half bad, but it bounced off the back of the green. Nice easy chip onto the green. Nope. Rolls off. I like playing on the other side anyway. Next chip wasn’t bad. Little long. I’ll take it. Can’t putt for Missed this one. Then tap this one in for a solid score of 11 on a par four. Let’s go.

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