BIG WEDGE DRUNK GOLF 2!

With shots for losing a ball, losing the hole, three-putting and hitting into a bunker, a fan favourite, Drunk Golf, returns and this one gets messy! 🍻

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Welcome back to Big Wedge and today we are here in wonderful Spain. Mama and Oh yeah. Do a flip. Do a flip. Do a flip. [ __ ] Anyways, you’re probably wondering why this intro is very strange. And that is because we are doing That’s right. The last video did so well we decided to bring it back. So, we’re going to be splitting up into two teams. It’s going to be a scramble. It’s myself and Harry versus the morons. That’s us or not? No. Why would you want to join it, man? Come on. Join our team. The rules are if you lose a hole, you do a shot. If you three putt as a team, you do a shot. And if your ball goes in the water or it’s just a lost ball, finding that ball, you do a shot. Oh, it’s a lost ball, too. Yeah. Yeah. Also, if you go through the If you go through the bunker, you can’t get the ball out. Whole team doesn’t show. Is that the bunker? Yeah. If at any point you start noticing the camera’s going a little bit weird, it’s because if somebody gets a double bogey, the crew have to do it. T-Rex. Is it tequila for you? Jesus Louise. Okay. Is Malibu for you? Double tequila. Tequila. Tequila. God. Here we go. Here we go. All right, boys. To a good round. Three, two, one, Jesus Christ. [Music] 200 y part three. So, it’s a really bad hole to start with. Come on, Randy. I’m just saying he slices and there is a big body of water on the right. Go on, Randy. Get on. Oh, I’m going to take it. It’s good. Yeah, great shot, Randy. A draw from Randy is good. That is got 100 yards. Should drink more often. Hit the floor. Last video they said, uh, Ry’s jolly today. I like it. Do I usually give off like bad vibes? Yeah. All right. Well, mean vibes. Mean vibes. I like your mar just joking afterwards. I’m the only one person who actually makes fun content. That’s That’s a broke sh. Is it? Yeah. I don’t remember you. I haven’t watched a S video in about two years. Oh, that’s one. That is one. That is one. That is one. Seriously, at point from now on. From now on. That’s insane. That it’s safe though. It’s safe. Safe goal for that. You know, I said a bad shot equals a shot. Yeah. Yeah, that’s what I mean. I have said yes. I know. I was down for him. Oh, Jesus. It all comes down to Josh. Who would have thought it? Par three. Yeah, it’s going to be tight. Yeah, I want a quick goal already. Josh, sun’s going down. Sun’s going down, lad. Shut your filthy hole now. Hurry up, man. [ __ ] Come on, boys. Do look. Go on. No, don’t. Don’t. No, don’t. [Laughter] No, boys. Boys, we can’t. Boys, we can’t. Get out of here. Did it move? It moved a little bit. Look. [ __ ] hell. Oh, [ __ ] I’m absolutely cocky. My ball, man. What’s that? What’s Don’t swing. I was about to die. Don’t swing. Don’t swing. Can you please move? What about now? Yeah, now you’re good. [ __ ] hell. Oh, shot. It’s not short though. It’s not short. It’s a good shot, though. Short. It’s all right, though. Stick. Let me Let me out. Yeah. I hope it’s out. I hope it’s out. All right, Harry. Just not enough. I can’t play golf anymore. We had some shots before we started. These are finished. All of them are finished. Mental. You have a card. Yeah, cuz we play [ __ ] three hours of paddle. The paddle doesn’t get paddle finished for not 300 kg, man. I’ve got nothing to me on a stick. It is [ __ ] Let’s go, boys. Maybe we should have like started drinking in the video. Just just to clear everything up, it has been 2 hours of paddle. We had a lunch before paddle where there was a few drinks. 3 hours of paddle in the sun. another dinner watching a bit of football where the boys have had two beers each and two shots sambuka each and a sangria on the first tea. So everyone’s already fairly well lubricated. I’m telling you right now this could get very very messy. Okay. So so not great. Yeah, we we’ve had better starts. Is it that’s Yeah. Let’s lock in guys. Oh [ __ ] Can I try? What’s wrong brother? What’s wrong? This is my ball. I think this is my ball. Right. What’s wrong for me? What’s wrong is I I missed the ball. Oh, good boy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, we should have drunk before. I think it’s gonna that’s going to [ __ ] us. No, you know what? Look where they are and they’re they’re peppered. We’re just bumping and running in here. Oh, cool, cool, cool. What the [ __ ] bro? How has two hours of paddle made us drunk? Oh god. That’s a Where there’s a blame. Yellow. Where there’s a blame, there’s a claim. All right, then. Randy gone. Good shot. Good shot, Randy. Good shot. Good shot. What time you got in your hand? 56. Obviously. Obviously, done with us already. He’s going to be such good fun this video. He’s so annoyed at us already. He’s at the spa relaxing again. Oh, why are they all drinking in the bunker? That’s a shot. Oh, no. Let’s get out of it. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] You know what? I’ve got I’ve got to accept you in my back swing this day. What are you talking man? Soon come soon come. Word count. All right. Starting from now, I’m going to play really good. This is going to be a shambles. Yo, respect. You think? Yeah. Was that your shot? Yeah. Here he goes. Lock in, bro. Actually, he’s laughing. That was class shot. What are you laughing at? It was all right. It sounds bad. That was such a good shot, but not a good outcome. You know what I mean? Yeah. Story of my life. Jump in the water. Yeah. Don’t think about that. Go. Don’t put it in the water. Don’t put it in the water. Oh my. You actually look Randy. Randy. Randy. Randy. As you said, comments, how you going? How you going to defend this man today? Comment. As you said, don’t get water. So, I’ll take it safe. Okay. Okay. Are you bumping and running this? Are you chipping it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chipping. Yeah. Okay. Would you want to pull it? I’m going to bump and run it. I I I never bump and run. It’s not It’s not Yeah. So, I’d rather like just All right. Okay. Chip and hope. I don’t know words, mate. Don’t know where. Where’s your best ball? I fine. You’re fine. Yeah. I’m just going around the back. You We need to have some [ __ ] serious words. I’m not I’m not like off camera. I know the camera is camera’s on. Yeah, but off camera, you need to [ __ ] fix up and wake up. Otherwise, we’re going to be drinking for days. I might go in, by the way. What a drive, by the way. Yeah. You know what? It’s not too bad. [ __ ] I’m in a Son. I go in. You You’re actually You’re in Big W. I’m in the side, too. Son’s [ __ ] cringe, man. From from [ __ ] rando Pokemon. He’s crazy. I didn’t mean to love him. Sorry. He’s going to hit one of us, you know. He’s so done with us already. Mark that. Oh, look. It says V. I’m on my way. Like that, guys. I’m messing about. All right. Actually, I really want to get this. Look, Brand’s on his phone already. That’s awful. Check my [ __ ] emails. Come here, Cal. Yeah. Honestly, I I do think we still beat them. Yeah, I’m not kidding. I I’m pissing about. It’s not bad. It’s not bad. No. Do you want a chip? No. I whatever you best at. I don’t I’m not I just need whatever you’re best at to be honest. Going to Harry. Yeah, we might be. Good luck, mate. Johnny Randy back again. You putting? No way. Yeah. Hold over there. Turn more. That’s better than mine, though. We’ll take that. We’ll take that. Nice one. We’ll take that. All right. I might just sink this and then we’ll be done with the hole. What way did it turn in? Anyone? Was it straight? Um I don’t know. They they said lies now that we’re walking away with something here. All right, boys. To make them drink. This is a [ __ ] job. Actually quite good. It’s really good. Yeah, fair enough. Breaks it right a little bit. Yeah, but only at the end. So, we’re going to draw this, right? Um, no. We’re going to He’s going to put in Ry’s dialed. No, no, I know that. But come on, Randy. The least we can do is draw it, right? Or am I wrong? Am I wrong? We [ __ ] up that. Have they taken two shots or three? Shut the [ __ ] up, man. So, bro, so angry today. You w me up. Hurry up. We’re Donnie. We’re Donnie. But good job. I’m in such a bad mood. You are. Yeah. I’m so angry. Why are you in a bad mood, Josh? Just wind me up. Go on, Josh. Oh, hell. Chance, can you can you mark the the Can you mark the closest one, please? All right. All right. To win a fair bit, to win the first, you reckon? Yeah. But dribble it close. Real close. Just to win. Yeah. Down in it, mate. Yeah. Why it to win? Yeah. Decent. Oh, yeah. We didn’t pass. All right. Come on, boys. There wasn’t much movement there. No, not at all. Just only It’s almost like it was a ball left. Let’s see it. They gone. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] What sort of [ __ ] mark in his head? Really? That’s very right. Go on. Tap that. Wait. Wait. Harry, just tap that in. No stress, mate. Tap that in for bogey. Right now, one of you boys. All right. Easy peasy. If we draw. All right. Okay. Move on. Move on. So what? That’s it. Yeah. That’s it. Nil nil. Nil nil. All right. Fair enough. Joining the band, fam. Oh, yeah. Cheer up, Randy. I’m fine. You first. Yeah, you’re first. Yeah. Yeah. Should I retire now or like tomorrow? Look, stop psying him off. I I He’s obviously trying to be I won’t say anything until you say something to me. Such a [ __ ] as well. Here he go. He top that. He didn’t top it. Yeah. Right. Come on, Randy. Let’s go, Randy. Why are you laughing when you say that? Get it. Yes. Yeah, fairly my glasses. Get them on. I’ll get them. He’s bad enough when he’s sober without them. Why are you angry? I’m I’m be happy. Oh, bro. Stop being horrible, Randy. I’m not being horrible. Oh, [ __ ] Unlucky. You get him on the next two box. What’s going wrong? You got hold that left arm straight, bro. It’s actually [ __ ] me up now. In a in a No, I’m actually serious. Yeah, it’s game over for you. [ __ ] four eyes is just locked up. It’s game [ __ ] over. That’s your real for the fan girls. The edits in the in the water, please. Just don’t I forgot. Come on. Right there. Come on. There’s that water. Yeah. Hit down it. Come on. That’s a crazy shoulder lane. It’s going to go in the water. Nice and smooth, Josh. Josh. Nice and smooth. Yes. Over the water. Love that. I’ve hit the ball. It’s moved. Oh my god. All right, Harold. After that, we we really can’t afford to [ __ ] it. Why is it the sun’s going down? No, but yeah, it’s just life in it. That’s how a day works, mate. Hey, we said we were going to be nice to each other. You got to be friends. Well, that was I just b to him. That’s how a day works. No, but it was your tone. Oh, sorry. That That’s how a day works, my friend. Okay, that was better. Still some You have to be kind in it. I just I work better when I’m like on your own rattled and stuff. Oh, what you now? Trust me, bro. I can rattle you if you want. What are you now? What? Oh my god. Yeah, that’s unbelievable. Walk off. You didn’t even wash it down. It’s in the bunker. It’s in the bunker. Yeah, the middle one. All right, Harry. I’m going to give this a [ __ ] Jimmy. Don’t put in the water. Yeah, it could go in the water, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take. You’re quite menacing. I don’t I’m very zen. You’re lubed up. Oh, steady on. Yeah, I’ve still got the essential oils on me. Two bunkers. I hope they get out. No, left of it. All right. So, both of these a shot each. Yeah. Bunker from this hole on is a shot. Sorry. Wait, what? Yeah. No, no, no, no. What? If you don’t get out of the bunker, it’s a shot. If you go in the bunker, it’s a shot. You have to shot. Well, you don’t know where mine is. Are we in the bunker? Are we in the bunker? No. No. I don’t think so. No, but those are the rules. Two shots. Is that the rules? Yeah, the rule is if you’re going to bunker’s lava essentially. What if you want to the next fairway? No. Anyway, here we are. I’m not going to lie, there’s some serious tension in the other group there. And we have to play on that. If we want to wait, we have to play on it. So So yours looked right. If it is, it’s on the lip of the bunker. Where’s yours? I don’t I turned away. We need to go and like carefully inspect these bunkers now. I don’t like that rule, you know. So if you get in a bunker, it is a because I I I like aiming for bunkers. But there’s three of us. Okay. So, this is me here on the left there. Yeah. Brilliant. Okay. And I think you were further, but you you hit a bit more of a fade. A fade’s a kind way of saying Yeah. Well, that was a nice little fade. Uh, it didn’t, did it? All right, fine. So, we’ll take yours. Yeah, but that’s a shot. You’ve gone in the bunker. Ah, [ __ ] Okay. So, I think you’re in that one, aren’t you? That’s That’s one shot. [ __ ] Yeah. [ __ ] So, that’s one shot. It could be two here. Could be messy, by the way. I didn’t know the the importance of of one of the bunkers. Okay. Malibu or tequila? Malibu for me, please. Sure. Coming right up. Harry, little little guy. That’s not too much, is it? It’s quite a lot. [ __ ] All right. Cheers, man. We’re in this hole. We’re actually going to win the hole. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Already processed the break. I didn’t realize he was in the bunker. Did you know? Yeah. Harry. I thought you were both in there. They said Harry’s in the bunker. All right, Randy. Let’s go. We’re We’re back here. You know what? You’re actually safe for me, by the way, because if I top every shot Yeah. It’s safe. Life’s good, bro. But I don’t really like for the for the sake of your mental health, I don’t want you to top every ball. No, I’m not a fuss about it because I I’ll go driving range. I fix up. But but for this video, it’s not great. I know. I think we’ve now [ __ ] it, right? Because we’re going to be bad. No, but No, because this place is hard. They have three shots. There’s more likely for one of their shots to go in a bunker. No, it’s good for us. But like we we [ __ ] them now doing this. No, we [ __ ] them. You’re saying it’s a win for us? It’s a win for no one, I think, at this point. No, we’re we’re definitely up. Just you can’t go short. Look at the bunker over. Look at the bunker there. You just can’t go short. Where are they? All right, let’s go. By the way, Freeze had an absolute shock. What a weird rule to make a shock. What a weird rule to make. By the way, before the shoot, he was adamant that was not a rule. He was one. Yeah. And then he just turned that on himself. He was so sure it wasn’t in the B. A weird thing to happen. What are you going for? Six. Uh, five. Oh, should I use a five as well? I’m just in it because I’m going to I’m not going to hit it so hard. And obviously Randy, I’m going to top it. So, we’ll say for that anyway, so it’s all good. Let’s go, Randy. You’re the champ. Let’s go, Randy. Let’s go. Looking flush right now. Looking fly. We can’t If we start winning, by the way, they’ll capitulate. Yeah. So, we need to We need to get on them straight away. We can’t We can’t stop. We can’t let them in. Yeah. The moment they go one up, we’re in a Yeah. Long day. Long day. I think I think I think they’re [ __ ] I think there’s such a good chance that like Josh just topped it into that bunker as well. You’re a Randy dog. Give us a woof. Oh, there two woofs. Yeah. Yes. But before you actually like go to Yeah. Before that, give us two more woofs. Yes. Now, Josh. Yes. See, Randy locked in. Dialed up there. Dialed up there. And that’s my champ. Yeah. So, did you I was so like this then. If two people go in the bunker, that’s two shots a piece. [ __ ] All right. Joy. Joy. Yeah. It doesn’t. Yeah. I can’t hit this. What’s getting you down right now? I don’t I think it’s just you guys. This is you. Look. Why are we up? Oh, that sounded unbelievable. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] shot. Shot for us. Is that the bunker? I think so. Yeah. Yes. And then we got Josh. Go on Josh. Hit it. Go for it. I’ve never ever wanted a Simon this badly. Simil? Yeah. Why? Why? I don’t know. He’s just winding me up. We literally haven’t done anything. I I literally think you’re winding yourself up. I’ll ask each member of the crew. Do you think he’s mind himself up or am I Was the massage good or no? Massage is great. You sure? Yeah. Randy. Yep. Next. It’s sort of that you guys won’t pick up on topped it there. Okay. Okay. I’ll be him. I’ve me you can be like, “Yeah, but him.” That’s how I know you’re waffling. Yeah. Facts. Big facts. Don’t worry, Josh. You got this. Yeah. Light that work. Respect. Don’t know. Don’t know. I’ve never seen a pipe online. Not bunker. Get Please, please, please, please, please. Making progress, by the way, boys. You’re making progress. Making progress. That’s positive vibes. Josh, what the [ __ ] has happened? Positive vibes. I’ve actually gone from here to here. So, this is good. Next. But what what’s going on? My Spanish Open champion. Because it can’t be the country. Yeah, unless it’s my country actually as well. We cut down. Oh. Oh no. Go. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah. It’s over. It’s over. It’s an unreal shot. It’s an unreal shot. Oh, it’s right next to the flag. Is it? Yeah. Far away. What? Let’s [ __ ] go. All right. Just anything but the bunker. Can I Can I be a scumbag? No. No. No. We I want you to put this. Can I be a scumbag or not? Is it We got to ego them here. Can I just No, no, you can’t. We We Josh as to do that. We said no. I can’t Bro, wy. Is it good? Was it good, bro? Wait till you I think I’ll on this team so much. Come on. My team’s such a bad team. He has genuinely tried there. genuinely tried to play. I have no in the trunk. Look in the trunk. No, no, no. You’re not going anywhere. You’re not going anywhere. What the [ __ ] is this? Take this shot. He [ __ ] tried. I I swear I tried. Look at that. He actually tried, bro. I tr He [ __ ] tried. All I can say is Harry’s on watch now. Harry’s on watch. He’s fine. He’s on watch. He’s on watch. If he does it again, it’s a double shot. Oh, freezing wing at me. What you just wked at me? Is that on camera? All right. Get the GoPro. Get the GoPro. Let’s check Let’s check the GoPro now. Okay. Ridiculous. This is ridiculous. He said as well, can I come back? No. Yeah. And I said, “No, bro. Just go for it.” I want I said I want to ego. All right. I really tried. I thought Did you try it? Yeah. Yeah, he did, bro. Come on. I swear I did. Come on, man. If you guys just go up to mine, you’ll see I’m just a foot away. Is it? [ __ ] man. I already tried. I know you tried. I know you tried. Rand Ry’s, right? Yeah. Shot. Yeah, this is not free. Oh my god. Is that free shot? Oh my [ __ ] god. Look at Oh [ __ ] I was really good at golf yesterday. It’s a [ __ ] He’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, I’m in the bunker. [ __ ] I can’t hit a golf ball, though. Shot, man. Oh, boy. Here we [ __ ] go. [ __ ] You weren’t lying, bro. I was [ __ ] serious, bro. I’m locked in. 130 yards. We can all do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One month, bro. All right. So, we going to see you guys do a shot. Oh, yeah. I’ve just seen you pick up. Come on. Wow. That is mental, Debb. It’s a shot for these. It was in the bunker. It was in the bunker. Oh, [ __ ] hell. I swear I tried. I don’t I don’t I just don’t like my theme. We have done nothing. Who’s drinking what? What do you want? If you can choose, if you can choose Malib. Obviously, everyone need a bigger man. Why is he on his knees? And there’s something weird floating in one of these malib just picked the one with the weird [ __ ] Yeah. Go on now. If I drink the weird [ __ ] one, will you be happy? Will you be happy though? Yeah. You You promise if I drink the weird [ __ ] one, you’ll be happy. Yeah. Yeah. Cheers. Cheers. By the way, what’s in there? What’s the [ __ ] It’s already done. It’s a bit too bad. A bit of that. Oh, what is I don’t stick to drink that [ __ ] man. We’ll give you a free mug if you do it. There you go. I’m joking. I’m joking. I’m joking. Right. You’ll be all right. Come on, Glide. All right. Come. Did you drink it? No. He’s He’s on a filter system. We’ve got Brea in the fresh. Come on. Brea. Was it? What is it? Brea. Okay. Go in there, Randy. Get some space. No. No. Oh. Bit too much there, mate. Bit too much. It’s actually not bad. Yeah, good shot. Oh, I like the little shape on that actually. Sure. You’ll be happy by the way. Only thing I would like to do is you have to be happy. I’m happy like silence and someone’s taking the shot still. It’d be helpful. I was trying to lock in. You know, it’s hard to just yap. But I do love you all and I’m happy now. Good luck. I’m not hitting the [ __ ] floor. Stop laughing. Your teammate. Good luck. Looks good looks good. Good looks. It’s actually quite good. Hit the wall. [ __ ] All right. There’s a bunker over there by the way. Fine. Come on. Is there actually? Yeah, there is. So, don’t skull it. Yeah. No, I like that. Don’t skull it. See what I’m working with, mate. Don’t laugh. He’s here. I’m not laughing at him, man. I’m my thought. I was laughing at my thoughts. What’s your thought, Missy? Elliot. Fair. Shot. Oh, too much. Spin. Spin. We’re all good, champs. Don’t worry. Should I take it seriously now? Like should I start playing properly or? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yours is to win, but we sink this and nothing happens. Yeah. Well, you you think this has more pressure on us. Yeah. Oh, no. Not really. No, no, no. Really good. It’s a really good part. [ __ ] great shot. That was a faring right there. Well done, man. Thank you. Is this for a half? It’s for a win. It’s for win. For win. Oh, of course. Yeah. Harry, if you miss this, you’re probably going to die. Edge. Huh? If you miss this, you’re probably dead. Okay. Come on. Come on, Harry. Just roll this thing in there. What are you saying? Left edge. Left edge, bro. I’m not sure. Are you sure? Is it’s a central one. It beans, though. Yes. Come on. Naughty little piggies. Yeah, let’s go. All right, one n shaking hand shaking your hand off in one [ __ ] hole. Let’s go. We can we can all pull them out. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I believe me. You’re You’re [ __ ] a pro shot. Take it. You take it though. The Civil War. I am quite drunk. I’ve had I’ve actually almost got a headache. I fear we could be on a down spiral now because we had the bunker in play. We had the water the water ro in play and we are free. Y and we’re drinking again now because we’ve just had the bunker shot. What am I going to say? Yeah. All right. Shot shot. That’s that’s a decent shot there. I got to be a trap all them I All right, boys. We’ll say Mal is easy shot. All right, they’ve already shot. Now the next hole is coming on. It is a par four. A long one. Oh, a very long one. 15 bunkers. He’s going to have a real fiddle. No, please get him. It’s quite small, isn’t it? Do you like my nipples? I’ve got very small nipples. Yeah. Have a sight. No, man. Fuming like [ __ ] man. The perfect time. What you say? He said, why are you angry? Why are you so What are you saying? I’m so angry. I’m angry. By the way, yes, sir. By the way, guys, I did just see K’s ball drift to the left. So, we’re going to be on um We’ll have a look. We’re going to have a look. We’re going to be on ball one. Go over there. I am now team. I need I need We need something in play. Something in play. We need something in play here, Harry. That’s actually It’s gone. So, that’s gone. Where’s I think they’re both gone. I think they’re both gone. Is it water? Three off the should no m It’s a grove rules. Is he gone? Both are gone, Harold. Okay. Nice and easy. Down the middle. [ __ ] sake. Okay, guys. That’s twice that’s happened for your team now. He did say that actually. Yeah. So, that’s just We did. Oh, yeah. He did say from now on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did he say he genuinely said on the last one? He said on camera, “From now on, it was my tea that fell over.” No. No. You’re done. You’re done. You’re done. You’re done. You’re done. You’re done. Legal tender. Legal tender. No, you’re done. He genuinely said it’s not legal. That is legal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What’s legal? It’s legal. What’s legal to do that? Yeah. You’re not as in I’m allowed to. Yeah. Not illegal. Legal. It’s legal. We We will replay the moment where you said Oh, that’s one point. From now on. From now on. Think you’d hit that if I hold it like this. Wow. Yeah. Go, please. I’m terrified. I’m terrified. I was probably going to bunker anyway, so It’s out. It’s out. It’s out. I saw it. It’s out. Where’s that gone? I saw it. Is it OB? No, it’s fine. It’s fine. It’s fine. Where’s that gone? It’s out. It’s fine. I didn’t actually see it though. I think you had bullied you there. Good shot. A good shot. It’s fine because I was going in the bunk. I was going to go for it. Was that a good shot? So, fair enough. If you want to go for it. No. Seriously, bro. Just for the camera sake, if you want to have a shot. Yeah. No, I know you want me to have one now. Where did that shot go? Anyone see it? Where’d it go? Yeah, it was really close. Really close. Um, bush on the left. It’s by the tree nearest to it. It felt like a good swing. Should we move on, boys? Let’s go. No, I’m sorry. Naughty little draw. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, it’s in. He’s in. He’s in play. It’s in play. Wait, hold on. Hot half. Yep. Yeah, we’ll play that one. We will be playing that one. Good shot. The improvement’s coming. It’s coming. Just like me when I watch you play golf. Let’s go, champ. Yeah, we’re so [ __ ] We’re so [ __ ] Both. Both. Mine. Are you sure? Yeah. Mine. Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure? I put like a 90. I know. Yours is done. Colossal for sure. Coloss. Yeah. Coloss for sure. Where’s Josh’s? I watch them first. All right. Josh’s Oh, is that water there? Is water on the right. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Two shots. So that would be bad and a drop and then it’s a third one after we’ve lost. But it’s not in the bunker. That’s fine. It’s not in the bunker. But it doesn’t matter. It would be better if it was in the bunker cuz we don’t have to take a drop. And that means we’re one behind. Is a bunker’s a shot. We’re going have to lost ball’s a shot. Is it really? Yes. Oh [ __ ] All right. So Joshy, you saved us there. Yeah. I’m improving. See? Yeah. They keep getting me with That’s one. Game is a game. Feel like I really gave it a go. I won. One. What are you playing? Probably one. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. We got one. We got out of bounds. We got bound. No, that’s mine now. It’s out of bounds. No, it’s not out of bounds. It’s out of bounds. That’s fine. You moved the pole. It’s out of bounds. You moved the pole. Did we [ __ ] move the pole? It’s out of bounds. That looks about right. That’s where I You can play it, but it is out of bounds. Inbounds. You can see the pole. Out of bounds. It’s out of bounds. What? How is it out of bounds? You moved the out of house post. Oh, you camera. Camera. Come here. Look at the hole. Look at that hole. That hole. What are you on about? That’s what it was. Yeah. But on what line though? What line? The hole. The hole over there. Right. We We genuinely have to take this. No. Seriously, guys, you got to give us this admit. The thing is, either way, you’re going to drop it, aren’t you? Yeah. No, I’m hitting that. I’m hitting that. Of course I’m hitting that. One shot. One shot. You got to hit that. Then we’ll beat you in this hole. You got a shot anyway. That’s a good negotiation. I like it. That’s a negotiation. You can hit it, but only one of you has to hit. Sure. Yeah. I think that’s nice. No, I feel like you’re better at these situations. Wow. This Yeah, I feel like you just got a bit more like that. If you take a shot, all right. Yeah, that’s fair. That’s fair. It is out of bounds. We’re letting you play it. You’ve got to do a shot for the out of bounds. You get to play the second. Oh, wait. No. In that case, we’ll just take the drop. No, no, no, no. One shot for Harry’s one. Then you got to play that one. But if you take a drop, it’s two shots. A [ __ ] I I’ll take I’ll take what you want. What do you want? I’ll hit that. You’ll hit this out. You want to hit it out? Yeah, I can I can three when I can get around the corner. So, you’re doing a shot for Harry’s? Yeah, we’ll do a shot of Harry’s after he’s hit those. Yeah, then you got to play this. Then we’ll beat you. So do two shots anyway. You might as well take two shots in a drop and then beat us. Like low drive. That’s the thing though. Wait, Harry, do we want to take the drop here and take two shots? No, we’re hitting this. Where am I though? You’re over here. Oh, there’s [ __ ] water there, isn’t there? Yeah, there’s a bunker there as well. Oh, you’re definitely here. You’re definitely I literally put nothing on it cuz I was trying to go so slow. Wait, hold on. You got to take a shot before your shot, right? No, no, we’ll do it after. Give Give us a break. Absolutely not. He’s amazing. What the [ __ ] Cal. Cal, could you get these ones? Have you farted, Harry? Have you farted? Have you farted? Water down here. Harry, help. Oh, it [ __ ] reeks of [ __ ] Somebody please get Oh, no. He stinks so bad. Harry, is that you? What do you want? This one? Yeah, those ones. You Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Wait. But I can’t I can’t back swing. It’s out of bounds then, boys. Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. Please don’t hurt me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ow. Oh, it stinks. Back five. No. Going to hit me though. Hang on. Come on. Oh [ __ ] You hit me. Hang on. Swing back slightly. [ __ ] it. I’m good. You’re good. You’re good. You’re good. You’re good. Oh no. Hang on. Oh, it stinks. Just hit it. Just hit it. Hurry. It stinks so bad in there. [ __ ] hell. It stinks back. What’s going on? We can’t drop now cuz No, we can we can drop now. We can four shots. Come on. We can’t drop. We can’t drop. We got to go again. No, I don’t hold her back again. You got to go again. Can we have your shot first? No. No. Let me get out your club. Get after it, mate. Get after it. Crazy. Oh no. Oh no. It stinks. I need this one right here. Swimming. Oh, it stinks so bad. [Laughter] [Applause] Little shy. I didn’t realize that was a [ __ ] I just aim down. Literal swim back. There you go, mate. Well done. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Oh. Oh, bad news. Tequila or do a big one. By the way, I was genuinely so buzzing that I got it out as well. I didn’t even realize there was a bunker here. Stinks of [ __ ] [ __ ] sake, man. We’ll lock in now. It’s fine. Right. Here we go. Gone crazy. He’s got to wear them tomorrow as well. By the way, there’s two in there, Harry. So, both are in there. Should do half of it. You got two shots. You’re out of bounds in the bunker of what? Tequila. Good. Cheers. Oh, he’s down. It’s one. Cheers. Oh, Cheers. I can’t hang about with him. His feet are going to shine. Poo. Look at the [ __ ] They were [ __ ] before. Now, they gone pong in. Oh place. This is going to get crazy. Oh [ __ ] Cow. It’s not It’s not going over the lip. This could easily stay in the bunker. Are you on a hybrid? It It won’t go over the lip. It will. No. I think you got it, mate. Oh, wait. If it lands back in the bunker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t. Please. Please. No. No. No. The rule is if you don’t get out the bunker. No. No. It’s changing now. Now it’s in your bunker. You take a shot. Take your face though. If it doesn’t take your face. Same issue. Same. Same. Same. Get it. Uh uh. A stick. Get in there. Now you’ve gone in with a hybrid. It has to be at the front of your stance. By the way, by the way, double bogeies on for the crew. The double bogey. It’s already I think it’s already double. No. No. That’s your third shot. What? What? No. Two. Three. We’re four to there. We took That was a drop. No, no, no. That was part of the deal with this. Yeah, exactly. So that was only your second shot. No, one then he [ __ ] it. Yeah, but you just scrambled. You just hit it straight in there. Yeah. Yeah, it scrambled your second shot. So that’s your fourth shot. Okay, you’re calm. Get down in three. Let’s go find Josh’s. You’re calm. Okay. Yeah, good shot, Harry. Two. You got to get it up and down or else the crew are doing a shot, boys. You know I’m going to [ __ ] hook you up with a shot. Hey, look at the state. The state of these things. They’re vile. They’re actually vile, Harold. They’re ponging of [ __ ] This one. This one’s right. You bounced on this car path and then you went right there. Right there. Randy’s got quite a shot. Right there. Is it right there? Right there. He’s at it. Right there. Yes. Have you cheated? Good drop, Randy. Have you cheated? Smart drop. Have you cheated? No, it’s where it is. No, we didn’t. We didn’t drop it. I promise you. Promise. Really? Yeah. I don’t like cheating. No. Okay. All right. What size are your What size are yours? What size are yours? I’ve got 11. Okay. Can we switching? I give you five. Wait, what are you? What are you? 10. 10. Oh, cramped toes trying to trying to knock a drive. Right. In three, two, one. One. They’re not going to f Please. Please. I don’t want to know where that [ __ ] please. They stink of absolute horit. It’s actual you cleaned. I look into the premium. [ __ ] sake. Look at the way to the bunker. If I like top it, the water’s right there. If I don’t then. Yeah, I won’t. Yeah, don’t. Facts. 200 yards to the bunker. Facts. I won’t. I’ll do the laser. Look at the state of these, man. For [ __ ] sake. These are battered. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Oh, they’re so smart. I’m doing lasers. I’m No, I just want to touch them. They’re actually full of [ __ ] Oh, they’re so small. Got them [ __ ] baby feet. Little chicken feet. I’ll do the laces. You’ll never get in with those. So sorry. It’s so painful. Holy [ __ ] Oh, it’s actually so painful, bro. It’s got to be four. What’s the score? It’s fourth. Fourth. Fourth. What’s the fourth hole in the north? 180 yards. There’s no four. It’s the longest hole in the world. Yeah. Practice swings, bro. The hole is 292 yards away. 292 has five. Oh, these boys in these massive on you got them both. [Laughter] I’ve lost anybody hit golf. It’s crazy. What is going on? Can I try again real quick? Uh, no. No. You fun. No, you can’t. No. No. Cuz we’re going to find your ball up there. That is four practice swings. All perfect. That’s mental. You You weren’t even You were behind the ball and not with the ball. Yeah, I know. It’s crazy. Oh, it’s so sore to walk in. So [ __ ] So [ __ ] No, we’re good. We good. We lock in now. We lock in. We lock in. Jesus. Good hit, Randy. [ __ ] water. The bunker is uh But you’re good. Way away. He’s fine. Oh, perfect. What a shot. Yeah, just tap mine. Yeah. No, no, no. Don’t be come back. Oh, you go for it. You want me to go for it? Well, just just play safe. Yeah, you have to go for it. You have to swing properly. All right, I’ll swing. You can be sill. Oh, [ __ ] These look at the state of these [ __ ] weapons. My my toes are like the nails of my toes are going into my other toes. On the contrary, these feel nice. These feel these are really nice. [Laughter] Yeah, fair. Oh, better than mine. It’s not good shot. Hey guys, good shot. [ __ ] play like that. That was a bit of a compress. Good shot. Good shot. All right, let’s move on. Josh, there’s your ball. Oh, what a shot. K. I can’t hit a ball. Hit a ball. I can’t hit a ball. What’s actually happened, bro? Don’t know. Practice swing. I’m fine. It’s like flush. It seems good. And then as soon as I go to a real swing, it’s all Why don’t you start half swinging now? Oh, that was a half swing. That was a half swing. I actually tried to half swing. Wow. How were they? They don’t fit you, do they? No. You put your filthy paws off my sto these do they on now. They’re so sore. Literally, my my toenails are cutting into my breathing right now. You know how to breathe. Oh, wow. Here’s a part five, by the way. Here’s a part five after all. So, we’re hitting shot four here. I guess you want to make it right up and down here. I’m [ __ ] cooking, my boy. Oh, [ __ ] what a shot. God, what the [ __ ] Oh, I think that’ll play. Yeah, six. Just off the bat. Harry, what was how what were the odds? Seven, eight, five, five. Five. Yeah, but he got me on one. I was looking at his eyes and I was like, there’s no way this [ __ ] bastard goes for one. He’s just smiling. He’s very happy cuz my feet aren’t hurting. Well, I had him at all. These things, these things are killing me, you know. Even your size. Hurry up. So, how small are these on my [ __ ] feet then? You can’t be cleaning your grooves, man. You can’t be cleaning your grooves. So, wait. You lot a two to there. So, you’re hitting three. We’re hitting four. You’re hitting five. We’re hitting four. Y wait. Oh no, it starts. It start got there. That didn’t How did it get in there? I don’t even know [Laughter] how you doing. My foot’s stuck. [ __ ] My foot’s stuck, bro. What are you doing, bro? Oh [ __ ] That would be a good shot from you though. Yeah, it doesn’t matter. It’s still a shot. That’s fine though. That dog’s massive. What? That dog’s massive. That’s more like it. Let’s go. Yes, bro. Big dogs. That dog is [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] It’s a dinosaur. Holy [ __ ] Out of bounds. Wait, Josh. Did you go out of bounds? He didn’t hit the ball. He didn’t hit the ball. He whiffed it as as in he he did a whiff. He did a whiff. I’d count that as a whiff. What are them rules? Do you? No, I don’t know because that would be he did on purpose. That’s skull drug. He done it on purpose. No, he definitely did. Look at him. Look, he knows what he did. We’ll give that aside. But any more whiffs than a whiff is a shot. [ __ ] teammate. A woof. A woof is a shot. That’s pissed. Hey, look. See, the thing is this is his issue. Like she getting rattled that dog is. I know. We Randy pointed out. It’s a dinosaur. and our teammate with great vibes said that. Cheers to the best girlfriend I know. Thank you person. That’s very lovely thing to say. Cheers. Funk out. Hold it. Shot. Yes. Yes. Looks [ __ ] yes. Oh wow. Oh. Oh my god. Take that. Oh, look. It’s in the end. Oh my god. Did it nearly go in? Yeah. Oh my god. All right. We win this now. Has Harry just said we win this now? They’ve literally got three putts to win it here. Oh my god. Four. Four. Watch out, Frank. You’re good. Don’t matter. Lux is there. Oh, that’s a lost ball. It lost ball. Lost ball. It’s gone. Is it lost? Randy, if you find it, it’s fine. I find it now. So, by the way, no, you did you see what happened? Look where his pitch Yeah, it popped up here and it zipped all the way back like so much. It was insane. Here we go. Another one. They could do two shots here. So, where’s ours? Ours is just there in the water. In the water. In the water. I bet 10 quid in the water. 10 quid in the water. In the water. Two shots would be lock in, fella. Attack. Oh my. Lost ball. Lost ball. I can see it. I can see it. Two lost balls. It’s right there. Seos. No, that’s gone. He just shouted during your back swing. Did he? Yeah. I didn’t hear it. Oh, well, just say you did. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put me off. I’m lucky we’ve got me. Eh. Yeah. Wow. Have you found it? Yes. It’s not lost ball. Is it? No. Whoa. That’s not the ball. Out of bounds. Gives a shot. That’s by the way. That’s not the ball. The Because the ball was the ball. Spanish champ. Yes. It’s not It’s not the ball. That’s not the ball. Thank you. Yeah. You get that. Thank you though. All right. Can we What about your one? Is there another one? I’m going to find mine. I was just getting No, yours is gone. Yours? No. Legit legit yours is gone. Josh is gone. Josh is gone as well. That’s two shots. Two shots. You got a shot to do. Harry’s done his. Why? For um what you and Harry still did in the bunker. You haven’t done one yet. You owed one. Harry’s done it. You got You owe one. I did a big one. No, it’s after that. You did another one. Why? You owed another shot. I did two shots in one. Yeah, but you owed another You went You know the other one last, didn’t you? Huh? The shot you just did. Was that just a banter shot? I didn’t do a shot. Just me. Just I didn’t do a shot with you. What are you talking about? Have you done a [ __ ] actual shot? He did. He did. Why would he do that? He just did a shot together. So why would you do it together then though? You did. Oh well. I can’t remember what it’s called. I didn’t [ __ ] bunker. The one that dribbled in. Harry’s ball that dribbled in the bunker. Remember when that one over there. The one where you took your ball instead. No. What bunker? One bunker. Oh, you’re a liar. What on earth? You fought against us. You owe a shark. You I’m being I’m fine. You’re fine. No. No. Harry, you hit that ball, remember? It dribbled and dribbled and it just fell in the bunker. That was what he did a shot for. The floor. Freezy owes a shot. Oo, you know, I I kind of back that as well. Kind of freezy. That’s an out of bounds. No. No. You’ve been lying. I’ve heard you’ve been lying. No, no. The shot was full. You know, the biggest ball we hit and it just dribble in the bunker. Oh, what? The one that [ __ ] you shot for that. Fine. But I found it. My bad. I found it. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, but it’s out of bounds. Is it out of bounds? Yes. No, it was on the pavement there. Yeah. That’s a shot. That’s a shot. That’s a shot. Is it not relief then? See, share one. You need to take that shot or someone looks as though it is a shot cuz the ball was out there. Share one. Share one. Sh. I’ll do a whole one. You do a whole one. And you as well. No. No. And he’s done his. I need to do mine. You’ve got to do two. And you you have to do two cuz Josh lost his family. You kept the the order here. Yeah. That’s blood. That’s literally all my What a bar. What a bastard. Look at his feet. What? All right, mate. I reckon he go barefoot. Honestly, you got [ __ ] rude guy. Big up big up Rand Disney. By the way, can I just say these boys have to up and down or else it’s a crew shot. I’m down for that, too. I’m down for the video. We’re all going to hold the cameras. It’s quite good. That’s That’s pretty D. That’s what a difficult shot that is, by the way. It’s not that hard. Down a hill, up a hill, down a hill. Pretty hard. It’s not that hard. Take a Yeah, I pop that to be honest. Give it a [ __ ] chance as well, bro. Give it [ __ ] beans, mate. Jesus. Harry’s not. It’s all right. Hold on. Hold on. Imagine your feet are just getting hit with nails. going to have a sort of workout any like sort of shoes. Yeah, I will actually get that. But I don’t think any of them are 11. Any of you boys 11? No. Yeah. Well, Josh is for sure. Can you give me odds? I shot guys. Come on. Let’s pay some respects for a birdie. Meow. For five. Go and tap that in. You can have the hole. Okay, we’ll wait. We’ll wait. We’ll wait. We’ll wait. We’ll wait. How’d it go? I didn’t get it in. How’d it go? I think uh How did it That’s all right, bro. Chill. Chill. Chill. I didn’t understand what you said. Chill. Chill. It’s free. Oh my god. You look actually right. It’s pretty straight. You first. You first. You first. You first. Ba. [ __ ] Ry’s actually pull that. No. No. It’s not. You pull that or is that that’s I think it’s right to left. I just didn’t. Yeah. Knock that in quickly. Good boy. You pulled that. Listen, boys. That’s a general question. I just wanted help from looks. Yeah. Do you think that was right to left? I think you pulled it. I pulled it. Yeah. Right to left. Right to left. Right to left. Right to left. That’s all I needed from there. You go. That’s all I needed. No, you got your bit. You got your bit. Thank you, mate. Why you do that? No, I get it. Lock yours in. Put this in, Josh. Right side. What a shot. Oh my. Yeah. Okay. We’ll take the shot. We’ll take the left. It must be right. It must be left to right. You mean it must be. No. Right to left. Right. Right to left all day. Seb, come on, man. Seb, come on, bro. All right. Yeah, we’ve got a for right edge. Yeah, you do actually have No, no, no. Uh, Randy already put in for par. I did. I did. Oh, my bad. My bad. My bad. left to right as well. A little left to right. The crew have been spared. All right, we still lost. Give me odds on the shoes. What? To wear your But they’re like size nine. No, these are 10. Halfway. I’m 11. Yeah, I’m 11, too. Uh, what do you want? Can you give me? I mean, I gave Harry five. I’d like five as well. I do five for you. All right. Ready? Three, two, one, four. I won. [Laughter] Change me up. You got the sewage. You got the sewage, boys. Anything to help my golf, honestly. No. Oh, mate. [ __ ] hell. Serious. Wow. They’re so tight. I told you. Oh my. They look clean, by the way. They’re not a 10, mate. No. No. I lied. Nine and a half. Nice to I’m like 11 and a half. [ __ ] hell. [Applause] Two. Some fresh old boots. [Music] We’re there. Can I get a tea? A tea. These [ __ ] craps are crazy. Can I have a tea, please? Bro, no one cares. Look, can I get a tea? What do you think I’m trying to do? Are you doing a double Malibu? I think we just fight like in ice hockey where they just throw their [ __ ] down and they’re like, “Fuck it.” [ __ ] golf ball, man. Come on. Leave alone. You’re out of the problem. Yeah. Let me assist you, my boy. Let me get Let me get it. All right. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Damn. That was almost cold. That was almost cold. We almost had it. We almost [ __ ] had that [ __ ] Okay, Josh. Josh, come here. Please. Come on. You need to calm down. It needs to calm down. Let’s go, Ch. What is that? What is that? Water. Should you do that like bug under the floor? What’s that? Oh, when you I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just wanted to join in. The sunlight in the sunlight hurts my eyes. That’s the one. All right, boys. You’re up. You won the hole. Your honor. I’m taking my shot. [Laughter] Who’s also still in my tea as [Music] well? Huh? What? You want a [ __ ] banger? No. Turn the [ __ ] phone off. A no no. It’s fine. It’s fine. Let’s run. Let him run. Let it run. All right. Let go. Let him run. Let it run. You said let it run. Oh, we got Randy. Go on. [Music] [Applause] miles. Oh yeah. No, no. Oh my god. Unreal. What a shot, Randy. Yeah, fairy. Respect. Miles off the green, but it’s a decent effort, right? [ __ ] drop either. Put it back on, please. Yeah. Put that on now. [ __ ] only do when it’s my song. Ch my drop. Play it still. Play it still. Put it back on. Copyright ain’t it? Come on, man. Yeah. So, is that better in the distance or no? No, in the distance. [ __ ] hell. Oh, the drop. Come on, mate. [ __ ] hell with that thing. That’s one shot. All right. All right. Should I make it two? Should I make it? Let’s go. I get two real quick. No, you lost. Me and Harry are only dropping dimes on this one. These cats are crazy. No, we don’t want to. You’re going to hit the best shot of your life, though. Just tackle them. What? Just [ __ ] take them out. Look at the shoes. [Music] You got I shot I I shot even part of these ones. I’m finding it. I’m finding it. I’m finding that ball. We’re finding that ball. [ __ ] you say. You’re not finding that. Don’t be mean. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I’m not finding that. Watch out, mate. It’s quite thick. Get [ __ ] hammered in that. That’s too much. It’s quite thick, guys. Hold on, Cal. It’s [ __ ] spiky. Oh, [ __ ] off, Josh. Actually, [ __ ] off. It will do. It’ll do. Hold on. Long. No, it’s good. Yeah, I’m sure. It’s actually really far away, mate. 200 yards. Found it, mate. That That’s gone. 195. Found it. No, you didn’t. No, you didn’t. I know you didn’t. Show it. Got it. He’s got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s two shots so far. What’s up? Two shots, Harry. I just need this in play. Don’t [ __ ] it. I’m serious, bro. I actually can’t hack it. It’s so spiky in there, though. [ __ ] No, he didn’t even No, no, it’s fine. I found it. I found it. No. Oh, it’s in the bush. It’s in the bush. It’s not lost. It’s It wasn’t lost. It wasn’t lost. You have to do two shots of that. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Come on, boys. Um, stop being a pedo. Come on. Oh my god. Look at Harry. What the [ __ ] [Laughter] Oh my god. Oh my god. Where’s your ball? All right. I don’t mind. No. Gone. Yeah. [ __ ] Tip over. Actually, who’s that guy? Is that my dad? It’s not my dad. [ __ ] There. Harry’s just been hanging off the side of car. The head throttle just staring at Harry with the likes. He’s fine. He’s fine. All right. I think he likes it. I think he liab. Oh [ __ ] Yo, let me show this guy about Let me show this guy. I’m about Wait, hold on. I need Guys, someone Oh, wait. No, we lowkey need somebody. Randy is locked in. I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that. Sorry. Oh, what a shot. He showed him. Bro, we g that one. Don’t you fine? No, it’s all right. All right, Harry, you’re up. Oh, no. You got to drop something for us, Harold. Come on. I’m really embarrassed about what just happened there. I thought no one was putting You got ball. No. Okay, let me go get you a ball. Wait, does he need a ball? Has he got He does need a ball. Yeah. [ __ ] sake. All right, Harry. It’s my pro v1. Don’t lose it. He hasn’t got that ah at all. Not yet. It’s coming though. No, he’s fine. He’s cooking, Harry. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] He’s actually trolling. He’s trolling. He’s trolling. How How can he be trolling when mine’s dog [ __ ] He’s trolling. I put him in the size 11 gone. I can’t feel my feet when I’m with you. [Laughter] The sewage 11s, bro. He’s cooked. Guys, I’ll put a hat on. I’ll play properly. All right. Can we get you over? Come on, Josh. What do you want? The sun’s shining. What do you want, though? You over here. A putter. Oh, sweet. Good boy. You want your putter? Yeah. Good boy. Oh, [ __ ] Why is there a tree there? Why is there a [ __ ] tree there? Yo, Randy, what do you wear any shoes? Six. Give me five. It’s five. Five. Yeah. Three, two, one, two. [ __ ] rules. I changed last minute. Oh, mate. [ __ ] Lux. No odds. No, you have to. It’s the game. I actually don’t have to. You have to. Facts. No, I literally don’t. Take a shot, son. Son, take a shot. L. We need to. Come on, bro. I’ve got someone distract. He’s speaking to my back swing. That’s bad vibes. Just hit it, man. [ __ ] There we go. Harry. All right. By the way, Seb, where’s Seb? Seb, did they do their two shots for the OB? Uh, not yet. No. So, they do that. They need to do that. Do you want to do it before this hole? Yeah, of course. After this hole, they’ll do two shots on the T. Promise. I’ve got it in lock. Look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] Hold on. Too much. Okay. Yeah, that was trash. All right, boys. You’re up. Who’s taking? It’s you, man. Frog. What’s the shots like? As it lies. As it lies. Paying for paying for a runway, man. All right. So, [ __ ] man. Yeah, you’re actual. You actually don’t. Oh, I just realized Mr. Poop. Captain poop. Captain poop. Oh my god. What you doing, man? In between, Josh. Gordon the big dog. I’ve got Oh, [ __ ] nice shoes, mate. Nice shoes. My feet. Why have you said yeah with little my little cook bitch’s lining it up. What? I’m just seeing that so vile bro. Nothing my hands go. That’s great. Hey, back up. Back up. Can I join your team? That red team? No, no, no. We’re not really on our red hype. We got a few requests. Did you drink all of them? I don’t know. I didn’t say what I got both of them. [Music] Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Oh, that’s all right. That Harold right there. Mark, I’ve got no ball. There you go. There he is. Arrive. Look. Here we go. sit in. Not bad at all. What’s the point? No, you you’re not going to hold either of these. So, we’re going to go one up. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. What’s the point? Here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, you take that one. Wait, which one do you want, Harry? I’ll take this one. Yeah. No, we’ll play. All right. In for four. Oh, by the way, this could be a double. So, the whole crew has to do one at this point, too. Let’s just do it. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You agree? You guys, one of you has to hold this. Come on, boys. At this point, two. What does that mean? The crew does, too. Oh, okay. Crew, too. You little mugs. We might only get one more hole in. So, you need to Yeah, you need to make This is it. Seriously. Seriously, you need to be one up in the match. It’s all square. No, no, no. It’s all square. this. They were paying for it though. But there I know I know you are. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Huge pat. How’s it not going in? Don’t know. Good. I haven’t got like a double boo. Well, it wasn’t double. It’s got a bad part actually. Almost went in. Was it a certain direction or is it right? Just [ __ ] aim. What does that mean? Come on. Yo yo straight at it. Give it pace. Don’t give it pace. Don’t give it pace. Don’t give it pace. He’s fuming. No. No. Yeah. But to be fair, mate, like you’ve got to show up at some point. Yeah. Facts. Tiny ass feet. Let’s go home. Yeah. Watch this. Look at your eyeballs. Same time. I can’t do it. Josh, look at any little turret. [ __ ] me. Yeah. Double. That was a good putting you guys. One up shot and you guys have to do two. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] That’s brutal. Yeah. You got to do three shots. [ __ ] shot. Great. Great. We’re [ __ ] That’s just getting just getting mass now. Just he’s on a mad boy. A see. Yeah. Yeah. He got the [ __ ] bottle. So he’ll do it down with us. Here he goes. O. All right. That’ll do now, piggy. That’ll do. Here we go. Crew two. Ready? 3 2 1. There it is. Oh, hello. All over the FX3. He’s gone sober. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. My boy Josh Beers. There it is. And now seven. He wants the rest. He wants the rest. Oh, wait. No. Seven. Sebie, we like to drink with Sebie. Oh, no. No, no, no. Sebie, you got to do what you come on. You got to be serious about this cuz when we drink, you’re taking the piss, you’re taking the piss. Let me do it. Let me do it quickly. Let me do it. No, no, no. You got to be serious. You can just goggle it. Trust me. Watch it. No. I swear to God, mate, you’ll be all right. I promise you like heavy. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. What a good boy. Oh, he’s going to try and beat us. Is he going to beat us? Is he going to beat us there? Oh no. Why is my car slowing down? He’s going to catch us. He’s going to catch us. Oh, he’s too fast. Come on. [ __ ] sakes. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Here he comes. It’s as I’m going. Oh [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] I’ve just verified Ry’s done the double tequilo. He actually did two singles. Two singles in the [ __ ] hell. He’s a manibu. All right. By the way, Josh has a proposition for you. Odds on. Final hole. Final swap. Final swap. The OG’s to get the sewages on. The sewage stands. I’ll get odds. Five. A five. Yeah. Five. Yeah. Yeah. 3 2 1. Should we final? You little bugger. The one that got away. This final hole. Final hole. I don’t know why, but I just got a good [ __ ] feeling about this down the left stick. Beautiful. What a shot though. That’s such a good shot. Oh, money. Oh. Oh, is that a bunker? Young moola, baby. Harry, I rate at the cracks on you too far. Yeah, they look good. Got to take it. Granny as well. You got my shoe. This is my club. My team. You want them all? A tea. You want a tea? Oh, you got my full [ __ ] sh his pocket out of all sorts. He always like grab. Two more holes, guys. Two more holes. Come on. Let’s play the whole stick. Two more. The whole six. Come on. We We’re going to get that one in. This will be half an hour on this one. It’ll be dark. By the way, it’s not a rule. You can’t pay in dark. [ __ ] hell. Right. My dick. Rat my dick. I’ll tell you too much. My dick. No. Don’t go out of bounds. Sit. Sit. Why is it P there? Yes. Yes, Harold. What [ __ ] boy you? Good shot then. Always been a player. Always been a [ __ ] player. You Let’s go, champ. Yoink. [ __ ] I’m going to try to outd drive you. Lucky I don’t get the [ __ ] rifle out. Come in. 100 yards, by the way. Is that a driver? Anyone see? Anyone see it? Might be in the ravine. It’s fine. It’s fine. Was it fine? It’s all right. I don’t feel high. No, you got to touch me. No, you can’t do me. You can’t do You can’t do me. Don’t worry. You can’t do me. 10 20. I’ll do 19. All right. Three, two, one. 16. Uh, on you doing it. Uh, I’ll do it. 19. 19. 10. Three. Three, two, one. Come on then, bro. What is it for? Tackle him. Just tag him. Three, two, six. two. Oh my god, he’s coming. Anyway, [Applause] [Music] that’s good. That’s good. That’s one shot. Yeah, let’s [ __ ] go. And nothing out of bounds is what we do. I saw that. Anyone see that spark? No. Can we slow it down? You think you had a spark? You just dig my life. I had a spark. my life. Too much talking. Too much talking. My kid, good luck. No glove needed. Okay, if this is your [ __ ] kid announcement as a stinker, let me tell you that. Expos. Come on now. Jason Snipes. Oh, that’s the best shape of the weekend. Yeah. Great. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. That’s two. That’s two. Mine’s not. Could be. Could be. It could be. Yeah. Yeah. You are in trouble. Chuck it. Chuck Chuck it. Chuck it in the water. They’re going to do another shot. That’s his That’s ball. Chuck it. Chuck it. Chuck it. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] It’s gone in the water. No. No. No. No. No. No. I I can’t do I can’t. Oh [ __ ] I might be out. [ __ ] I didn’t know there was water there. Is that water bit is what I mean? Are you upsy daisy? One here. Surely it went over. Yeah, that’s you right there, mate. Not sure it is. That’s I think that’s Randy. Yeah, I agree. I think we’re going to be doing shots again, mate. Even Even Seb’s left me now. Se’s in Luke’s car. One of the crew or the head crew, I guess. So, yeah. Sadly, I’m on my own now. How you doing, mate? Yeah. Not in real, guys. Thanks for the support on this channel. It’s so cool. We can just do this. So, I appreciate you all. Thank you. Who says that? Wait. Oh, they’re looking for Luxes. They’re looking for Luxes. I feel so ours. Is it ours? It’s ours. So, where’s Ry’s? Oh my god. They’re looking for Luxes. We We’ve nick Lux’s ball. All right. Wait. So, how many out of hands is it gone? [ __ ] Two. Two. Who? Who’s two? Josh and Luxes. Josh, yours was out of bounds. Your [ __ ] I’ve been saying it for years, bro. You’re [ __ ] You would have been the same level of golfer since you were eight, bro. I’m not going to lie. If anything, if anything, you have gone downhill. Oh my god. You actually What you got to say? I actually [ __ ] We’re the same level. We’re the same level and you’ve been playing 30 years. Oh, you actually [ __ ] You went out of here. Get Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Everyone can see on camera. Get him. Get him, please. He is [ __ ] [ __ ] He is the worst golfer I have ever seen. All right. Wait, they’ve got they’ve got to do two shots, right? Two out of Yeah. Yeah. Wait, is it yours or someone else’s? It’s mine. It’s yours. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. I I actually feel bad now. It’s my bad. I I thought someone else. That’s absolutely fine because I don’t feel bad. I think you are the same quality of golfer. Oh my god, bro. No, you don’t need to be horrible, bro. You don’t need to horrible. I’m just on a I’ll knock you out, bro. Just [ __ ] A proper app, baby. Proper app [ __ ] rangefinder. Yeah. Here we go, guys. Is it Who’s is this? Mine. Wait, actually Harry’s just gone over and said that’s mine. That’s not yours. I didn’t think so either. I thought that was yours. Trixen. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] Where’s mine then? I don’t know. How are you, mate? I’m drunk. That’s That means I’m going to take advantage of you tonight. Please do. No, Diddy. I think the four camera Why Why are you breathing so hard on the T box? I was noticing that your brea Your your whoop’s going to be pinging tonight. You’re right. Me boom. That swim was so cold as well. Where’s mine? What’s going on back there? My foot. My foot. My foot is trapped. My foot is trapped. My foot is trapped. Are you all right? My foot is trapped. It’s not trapped, guys. My foot is [ __ ] trapped. [ __ ] Where the [ __ ] is my ball? You You just got the You just got the He himck maneuver. Yo, where the [ __ ] my ball, bro? It’s left to right though. Right to left. Yo, legit though, where is my [ __ ] ball? Come on, Randy. Let’s go. Take my shot. I think Yeah, see it. Hey, Harry, where’s my [ __ ] ball? Yo, where’s my ball? Way up there. Harry, jump in. I [ __ ] smash you. Go, go, go. I’ll catch up. Okay. [ __ ] hell. He said I [ __ ] p this thing. Where is it? Frank, talk to me from Let’s go. Thank you, Frank. Josh, you got a special of the day coming up right now. I didn’t see the ball. It’s coming. Right. I heard the ball. I heard it. Three shots now. Right. Suppose we got supervision. So, this will definitely be our last hole. So, all we need to do now, Harry, not hit it in the water or the bunker. How far is it? Huh? Eight 8 yards. 80 yards is there. your [ __ ] div. Don’t [Laughter] lock the [ __ ] in. No, I’m serious. Harry, lock the [ __ ] in, bro. Yes. Where are you, Randy? I’m I’m over there somewhere. Pretty good, actually. I got to I got to actually hit it, though. [ __ ] I actually have to spank this. Yeah. Lovely. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Hurry. I actually You haven’t hit a good shot in four holes. I just need this one to absolutely rock it. Please, bro. More left. Left. [ __ ] Sorry. No. Okay. Now, practice, practice, practice. Let me get the divot so we don’t get we don’t get canceled. One sec. One sec. One sec. One sec. [ __ ] Harold. Wait. One sec. All right. All right. That’s too I can’t I can’t do it. No. No. No. You can. You can. You saw it. You saw it, right? No. No. Okay. No, I got I can’t Come on, bro. [ __ ] on a smooth one. On a smooth one. I can’t I can’t do it, man. No, I can’t do it. I can’t We can’t I can’t I’m being out, Harry. That’s a [ __ ] shot, you [ __ ] That’s a [ __ ] Where’s your Where’s your ball? What? Shut the [ __ ] up. Is it in the water? No, it’s there. Is it up there? Is it there? Is that Wait, have you both taking a shot? No. We’re both taking a shot [ __ ] there. Where’s Harry shot? We’re about to win here. What? We can win this hole. They’re there. Look where we shot’s pretty good. I swear I’m here. What are you doing? I’m kind of drunk. Stop playing locks as well. See if he Where are you? Where are you? All right, I’ll lock in. All right. All right. Lock in, bro. Lock in, bro. All we need to do is win this [ __ ] Let’s go, Randy. Yeah. Thank you. Who knew you were a champion? Yeah. Who knew? People did ditch your downfall this weekend and you said no. What I will say I will say is there you go. What what what happens on YouTube is not a representation of how good we are. Oh no, of course not. Yeah. Yeah. Just to let the comments know. No, cuz on camera and off camera it’s crazy different. Yeah. Yeah. Also a round is different as well. We never very rarely play a round 18. Even when you play around in the major. I just take a shot. It doesn’t really matter. Yeah. He’s talking bear in it. Come on. Get down. Sorry, Frank. It’s all right, though. It’s a nice shot that like it’s honestly a nice shot. Yeah, really good. Right. Come on. Let’s win his win. My club’s My club’s aren’t here. So, huh? I got hybrid. He’s over there. Okay, fair enough. Oh, no. Not the bunker. Thank god. All right, that’s okay. Right. We’re putting. We’re putting. We’re putting. We’re putting. So, what are we to there? Wait. We went one, two, three. All right. This is for putter. Get in. Tarzan. How that shot go? Right. If it lies. Right as it lies. [ __ ] hell, Harry. Whose room key is this? Harry. Mine. Play some ball. Right boys. Boy, my team. We’re going to win this hole. Yeah. Look in. Look in. Look in. Let’s look at Let’s do Ry’s shot. I I love how Harry Kiglin’s dog, man. I love how he apologizes afterwards. Sorry. Sorry, man. You hit the prele. You already in your head. Sorry. Where’s your room key? In my pocket. I don’t know where the mark is. It don’t matter now. You going to do it again? No, he’s not. It’s good. No. Josh, you’re intercepting, Josh? Yeah. Cool. Take your shot. [ __ ] Oh, by the way, that might be so unbelievable. Randy, you know what? I respect the fact you’re so dialed in this video. I want to win this video. I respect the fact you’re so dialed. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. What’s up? Any good? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. Hopefully, we get short uh perfect weight just to the right. It’s a big slope doing that, huh? The big slope that does that. Harry. Harry. Very good though. Can’t be hard. Harry, do you want to go? I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go. It’s your team. Harry, I’m Harry. Wait. I need a 56. I need a 56. I need a 56. [ __ ] My cut. You got nothing. I need a 56. I haven’t got nothing. Such a good flop shot. Let’s go. Why am I such a good flop shot? Just one shot. It’s just one shot. Is it just one shot? All right. One shot. Here we go. Come on. Come on. Car. It’s you versus the world, brother. Is it me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Josh is hitting. Josh is hitting. Is he? Yeah. All right. Well, it’s just me then. Hit the [ __ ] ball. Randy wants to play five more holes. [Laughter] Hang on. I can’t feel. This is bad. I [ __ ] hell, man. Hurry up, mate. What the [ __ ] are you doing? What the [ __ ] are you doing? I just got to the [ __ ] ball. Come on. I can’t see a thing, man. Not even ISO goes that high. [Laughter] The worst [ __ ] goal of all time. Here he is. [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I’m going. All right. Is it right to left? Yeah. Well, you got right to left. Yeah, I think you got right to left. All right. All right. All right. All right, let me lock in. [Laughter] [Music] That’s actually Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I didn’t realize one of them once. Oh, Ry, you’ve been [ __ ] cooked there. Is it as it lies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How are you here? No. He said he said it’s a moral thing. Why? Moral support. Mark, look. I got a good feeling about this. [Laughter] You better take it down. By the way, this is a put to win it all for you. It doesn’t even if we half it, we win. We’re two one up. No, you’re not. One n up. You’re one up. You’re one up. Yeah, we’re one up. Yeah. Yeah. So, if you miss and they make then you’re not making that. They’re probably not making it. Yeah, to be fair. You must Come on, boys. Got to go in. This has to go. This has to go in. Can we get some quiet then? Do you want to go first? Like go on then. Yeah. Yeah. Go on. Two go first. Let him go last. Sure. I might have to party it real quick. Huh? I might real quick. By the way, they’re currently two shots with just from the two OB shots. Yeah. Yeah. Two OB. It could be three shots for them. Nice shoes, bro. Bro got them cramped 10 on. 9.5. These are [ __ ] [Laughter] I got zero read. That’s all right. Tap that in. Tap that in. Isn’t that bad? That’s what I’m saying. Tap it in for for the uh the boos. No one can go home tonight. No. No. No one can go to the bedroom tonight. Fairs. It’s better than some of the other stuff. Honestly, though. Oh, if they actually hold it, I I’ll give you We’re in trouble. We’re in trouble. I’ll give you a kiss. Brilliant. There’s not a long line on this. I swear to God, I’m so [ __ ] locked in on this part. I actually know exactly where it’s going. No, no, no, no. Stop. I actually know where. Cal, watch this. Oh, is that it though? Is that it? It’s a must make or it’s over. You have to You have to hold this otherwise it’s over. You got annoyed me by the way. Yours is worse. Huh? Yeah. Way annoyed. Prove it. No way. Where’s your ball? in the hole. Look at this [ __ ] Ronno Sullivan down. Rocket Ronny just [ __ ] Pass it on. Pass it on. [ __ ] you. You’re lucky I don’t [ __ ] ram one of these on. [ __ ] bro. This is actually a nice left to right. Yeah, this is Have you got the loudest voice in the history? It’s incredible. Straight straight. Go on, Randy. So therefore, this is up to your lining skills and not your hitting skills. I’m going to bury this [ __ ] and it’s actually going to go off in the vin. All right, here we go. That’s right. The video is over. Let’s just end the video now. No, it’s not. Can we a bad put for me here could could see us take it to a playoff. Please. No. Yeah. By the way, if you missed it. No. I have to miss two pot. No. Yes. Two. Two puts to draw. Hey, me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. Yeah, exactly. So, two pots for the half. And they already went up. Go on. Come on. I can say all I can say is thank god that’s gone in. We don’t need an outro. Guys, if you liked it, let us know in the comments. You want a drunk golf three? I’m not sure I do after that. I’m really hopeful we can still play our tea times in the morning. Subscribe if you haven’t already. We’ll see. Is it played? Thanks, mate. Very good. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. There’s some shots to be done, by the way. All right, guys. All right. What a video. Thank you guys for playing once again. I apologize for my golfing ability. It doesn’t matter. I’m on my spring summer 2025 arc. Okay. Cheers for that. It starts now. G. Cheers, boys. All right. This is probably now a good time to let you know, Lux, that I just chucked your ball in the water. I’m sorry. I just I already Is that a shot again? I already hit my ball in the water. So, why are there 15 cameras at us? You’re put your shoes back on, huh? No. You got a picture for that.