Yo, you savage golf outlaws, listen the up. Booze is illegal on the course, so screw those lame ass beer cans. Steal your wife’s fancy ass Yeti water bottle, that overpriced garbage, and jam it full of hardcore liquor like tequila or a transfusion. The marshals will never notice with that trick. So chug that high proof rocket fuel, swing like a goddamn warlord, and you won’t be in trouble. Beers for who get caught. Don’t be a Kevin.
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