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This is alot of fun !! The old skool soccer am Mini major. 9 hole Stroke play at Hampton court palace golf club and it’s total madness. Such a laugh. Who comes out on top ?

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[Music] Welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to a new video. you golf life legends. We’re here at Hampton Court Palace for what are we calling this? The old school soccer mini major. Something like that. Mini masters major. Mini mast’s major. Yeah. TripleM. TripleM. We got Shead. We’ve got Hell’s Bells and Mr. Tim Lovejoy. You say Shan Ryder. Sean Ryder Cup. Sean Ryder Cup. Yeah. So, um, man. So, Hell’s said come down. Bring your gear. And you brought a a metal detector. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. What happens if we find something? Do we do we do we split four ways? Nice keepers. Are you going to start digging up a green? Yep. Nope. Maybe. Depends how good the signal is. You never know what And it depends if I get caught. Yeah. If I get caught. No. Absolutely. And I’ll probably be on my way home. But if I don’t, see what I find. Blame. This is exciting. I’m I’m buzzing for this. I’m absolutely buzzing. It is a mini major. It is nine holes stroke play. Um I’m playing off 14. Um so I’m going to start on level par. Tim, what are you playing off? No idea. 18 isn’t it? No. No way. There’s no way I can play to 18. No way. I don’t know why. Just call it 28. Last time you came on, you were just as good as me. No way. Absolutely no way. Would you like to use this? Yes, I was. Yeah, this should probably get me more action. So, Tim, you’re going to start what? Three under. You start on three under. Nine under. All right. All right. If you think that’s fair. Three under. If you think that’s fair, then I can’t. What do you think’s fair? Five under. Five? No. Three under. And the big talking point here is we played with Sheep Head the other week and you said you’re off what about 2530, didn’t you? Go. As Forest Gump said, golf’s like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get, dear. And and that’s that’s my golf. You just don’t know what you’re going to get. So, you decide what you want to put me on. What do we think, Tim? I don’t know what you’re on about. So, I’m over here. Right. Our level 10. He played well. Last time we played, he was better than all of us, was he? I I last time he came. What’s your handicap? I haven’t got a handicap. Last time he came. Last time he came, I thought he I think he might be a scratch golfer because he was that good. I was thinking you might even turn pro because you were that good. You can’t now say you need a handicap. Should we give him five? No, he can’t have more than me. He’s better than me. Five. Five is reasonable. You were better than me last time. But that’s the point, isn’t it? What? To be better than you. Yeah, but you are. You hit the ball better than me. I’m rubbish. You’re good. Yeah. Well, we’ll see what today brings we four. No. Same as me. All right. Three. Three level par. Yeah. We We’ve got no chance of that. I know we haven’t. Right. Three under 300 under level. Can we go mini with Lewis on the third? Yeah. Review it of three. Good luck, sir. Good luck. Here we go. Par four here. the beautiful Hampton Court. Where’s that? Straight down the middle, isn’t it? Oh, that’s right in the middle of the fairway. Yeah, but he’s played here before. He knows where he’s going, doesn’t he? He’s did that. He’s going next. Me did that. Me or you? You. Well, this is down the middle. It’s gone some as well. It’s probably quite dry at the moment, isn’t it? It’ll carry. Can you shut over there? Are you doing that on purpose? Have you got like a bleeper that you just press a button and it does it? Off. Sorry. Where’s that? It’s good. Good shot. It’s just gone off a bit to the right. Well played. Where? It’s just bouncing on the right hand side. That’s a shot. Sheep head. Fine. I love that. That’s all right. That see it’s me lucky sheep peg. What a shot. Near the surface. So what we got? Don’t know. All right. It was a good signal. Yeah. So it’s in the cloth. So that’s it’s always satisfying when because you boo when you get the right place cuz sometimes it’s in the wall or what have you. But look, it’s in the cloth. This is called claude porn. Clog porn. Claude porn. Pleasure. Claude. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz there’s something in there. Let’s crack her open. Right. So, it’s this side. Oh, there it is. Oh, first bit of gold. A buckle. Yeah. Oh, this is King King Henry’s old house, isn’t it? So, it could be anything, right? And the thing is people go, “Oh, a belt buckle.” Oh, what? Belt buckle. Shoe buckle. I think shoe buckle or it might be a from a from a bit of a horse tack. There we go. Like a bit. Is that Emry’s Could be King Emrys, couldn’t it? Could be Emry. Yeah. Yeah. But right tubes. People go, I don’t want metal detectors coming to my land because there’ll be holes every Look, you always tidy your hole. Absolutely. You wouldn’t even know I’ve been there, would you? And we found a shoe buckle. Got me a bit of treasure. Happy Decky’s first bit of treasure found. How long have you been metal detecting? Lockdown, right? James Wade bought me a metal detector. But when I moved into my house like 17 years ago, my mind went, “This is 400 years old. Oh, I’d love to metal detect around here.” Cuz I had one as a kid. Yeah. I had a detector as a kid. So, um, then I got bought one for Christmas. Yeah. But I didn’t know how to use it and then there weren’t YouTube. There was no tutorials. I just switched it on and it was either going or there was nothing. Um, so I put it away and then lockdown I thought I’ll get it out. It’s be a long round this. You scuffed that one right there. It’s all right. Just go. You all right there, mate. Yeah, I’m good, mate. She right. You scattered the crows there. It’s gone off to the right. This where? This where I got my ball stolen by crows. You got your ball stolen by crows twice? Yeah. You got your talk to us. What happened? They just nicked your balls twice. Yeah. Brand new ball. The crows come and pick it up. Helen said it’s cuz they thought it was boiled eggs. Yeah. Well, they just think it’s eggs. They crows have no concept of boiled eggs. Just thought it was an egg. It’s uh it’s it’s it’s Nick here who told me they were boiled eggs. Play with an orange ball. They’re too orangey for crows. Trying to find out how long it is. What’s that? What? Shut up. What are you doing? It gives me the uh yardages. Yeah. Get lost. Yeah. So, is that 119 to the front of the green, 136 to the middle, 153? So, is that a golf watch or is that a watch that does golf? That’s a golf watch. It’s cool, isn’t it? Does it tell the time though? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 133. Oh, I’ve gone left. Oh, well right. Well left in the trees. Don’t think you got it wrapped up today. Uh, no, not at all. Um, it’s just Yeah, I mean it’s fairly strong opening from everyone. Tubes has got a fairly tricky lie through the trees on his third shot there. Tim’s hit a couple of scuffers, but he seems to be just shy of the green. Um, and I’m here with a bit of a tricky lie. Maybe 30 yards to the pin, but you know, all to play for an better. Looks like it’s closer than that. Oh no. Are you kidding me? I went over the back. I tell you what, I’ll take that. Well, Jammy. Helen’s just gone off. I think that’s the last time we’ll see Helen. She’s off. Right. pitching wedge. Pulled it left. Oh my god. You all right? No, I’m not. Right. Commit. That was better. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That’s it. Oh, Tim. See, it’s rolling a bit, isn’t it? Tim shot. [Laughter] Jesus Christ. Sheep head in for five. Take it away, mate. Take it away. What a start. Come on. Double double bogey. Third shot was pantaloons. Nice. Steady. Steady as you like. Five. Five. Steady, Eddie. It’s going to be tough. It’s going to be tough. Got five. I got a four. Did you get four? Oh, no. Hang on. You got five. You got a six. You You were No, you were I one putted. You two putted. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah. Yeah. Five each. I thought I won that. No, you didn’t. H and I played terribly. Just imagine if I start playing well. Woo! No chance. Not the best start there. Your golf life legends didn’t commit on the third shot. We We’ve got this though. I fancy it. I fancy it. Keep me head. Keep me head. I think could absolute come back. shot bit left but straight as an arrow now connected that shot Tim if I just hit it in the right direction that would have been good wouldn’t it sounded beautiful go on Shepro you not a fan of the driver no I hate my driver mate I’m scared of it I don’t get on with me driver at all. Don’t like playing with people who don’t use a driver. It’s not like proper golf, is it? It’s a bit like turn to play football without football boots on. Football boots. Why? I don’t know. I just thought I just I just play within my limitations. The driver’s just a bit wild. You never know what’s going to happen with that driver. Thought that would suit your personality. A maverick. Yeah. Right. Shut up. Watch this. I’m watching. Good luck, Joe. Who? I’ve got it. I’ve got it. I’ve got it. I’ve got it. It’s there. Tough hole. This one. Just try using your driver. That could be the shortest shot ever on golf life. How far’s it gone? Can do you think I can put that for me? Go. I’m guessing that was supposed to happen. No, he really tried to hit that hard though, didn’t he? It’s you golding me. Yeah. Get your driver out. Shot. That’s what I meant to do. Just edit that first one out and we’ll be all right. Shot there. That’s so good. What a shot. Jesus Christ. So, they don’t always off the tea though. Yeah. Some can go cuz when he hit that they’re supposed to go when he hit that I thought oh dear and then everyone who shot I thought that they all went when you’re crap at golf like us we’re just we’re just kind to each other. It’s like it’s like being in the soccer am mine was far too to the left and Joe’s was just too low but Tubes has got this in the bag. Look at him look at his m down off the first is he he’ll muscle this. Still must I reckon he can make the green? He hits it hard. Shot. You’re in. You’re even further left than in. I can’t see it. It’s gone over those trees. Happier with that though. You probably got a nice approach from there. Nice in. Yeah. Left this way. We got to go left. Well, you’ve certainly done that. Yeah. I think a little bit of friendly a friendly bit of jibbing on the uh tea. It’s fine. Makes you uh Yeah, but when it’s when it’s quiet, it sort of adds to the kind of nerves of it, don’t it? I just find it so intimidating being filmed. Don’t know about you, but as soon as I see a camera, I’m like, I can’t do this. It’s I find it so nerve-wracking. Yeah, I don’t really I don’t even know. Remember when Gaza came on um Soccer AM and we were uh I played table tennis against him and I played table tennis against Paul Gasco on before and he absolutely hammered me. Yeah. But when the cameras he he I beat I beat him and I I was so gutted that I beat him because he’s so much better than me. I wanted to see how good he was. Incredible table tennis player. The camera lights got to him a bit I think. Yeah. But you were used to that. That was your that was your man. That was your parish. Oh yeah. 100%. That studio. So yeah, where did I go? Yeah, just drop us off here. I can’t see the ball when you hit it. Yeah. Like I see it leave and then it’s gone. I can’t see it anymore. Cuz we’re in it so hard. Well, not that. It’s like how if I can’t see it, how can you Is it just you? You just sort of fall over the ball. Yeah. Have you ever played golf with Never? No. I had to. We need to get you back on and and play and play. Yeah. But I wouldn’t want to ruin it because No, Golf’s for everyone and it’s supposed to be fun. But it’s like when I show somebody how to metal detect. Yeah. And you show them and then they immediately do something else. Yeah. And there’s only so many times you can go not like that. Yeah. Remember, I said it is a very very frustrating game. I like dance. I love it. Yeah. Your dance. Talk to me. Are you still playing? No. you cuz you chocked my well what would have been backto-back 180s when we did that thing and you kept bobbing your head in every time I threw a dart. Do you remember that? Cuz that went round on social media again the other day that so yeah there was some dart challenge that Sky did and they went around to all the departments. They came to soccer AM and you were chalking and I treble 20 treble 20 banks out. Yeah, which was in the treble 20 and then treble 20 treble 20 treble 20. But the thing is is when we were just having a warm up, Yeah. I had to tell you off because every dart I threw, you bobbed your head in to see what the score was. I’m like, can you just can you wait until I’ve thrown all three, please? Cuz I’m not used to this. It wasn’t I was taking serious. I don’t remember it. You were stand like, you know, like Russ stands there. But every dart I threw, you went to have a look. It’s not the idea. You got to wait till I’ve thrown three of them, then have a look. And they were all in the same place anyway cuz I’m like good. Is that two bunkers there? Is that Yeah, two bunkers either side. Which one should I go in? Left or right? Jesus. Oh, you found your ball. Of course I found my ball. It’s sitting not not It’s not pretty though, is it? Do you know what though? You’re you’re jammy though. I know I’m jammy. I tried to hit that really hard so I didn’t go in the bunkers and I end up doing that. Oh yes, Tuby. Oh, that’s a fighter. Just through the back. It’s quite a tricky one. This quite a tight little passage through those bunkers. Sheep head. It’s unbelie shot. Oh, it’s rolled on lots, hasn’t it? Oh, that’s big. It’s not actually shot tubes. Take that. It’s all right. Getting into it. Sheep head’s good. Sheep head is good. Right, we’ve got a bit of deer damage on the green here. Uh, so Tim Yeah, just move it across. You can’t put through that. How do I know how far I’ll take it? No, no. Closer to the hole. There. Oh, I won’t put it in a hole. Do we agree with that? Is that all right? It depends if you put it in or not. Are you putting on to the green or is that on the green? I’ll go. Okay. Right. For a path. Good luck sheep head birdie. No. Well, it’s not there though, is it? Oh, no. Cuz thy mate. Pull that out. You want it out? Yeah. So, am I three off the tea? Three off the tea. Yeah. So, I’m four to there. Three. That’s your fifth shot coming. Yeah. I’m four to there. Yeah. Why is he three when he only took two? Yeah. Why I’m asking that? I didn’t lose a ball. Oh, no. Yeah. So, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Two after two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. He’s legged it short. A little tea time teaser. Not enough mustard on it. Oh no. Take it away. So we need one of these, do we? No. This is a stroke play, so it doesn’t matter. It’s just stroke play. So it’s like two under, three under. Yeah. Oh god. Really? Yeah. Oh god. All right. Oh, no. That means every shot counts. Absolutely. Every shot counts. Well, I didn’t know that. Otherwise, I’d have played better on the old school soccer mini major. Every shot counts. Oh, that’s real pressure. What’s that? Five. I think newer level bevels, aren’t we? Lovely. In for five. In for five. I’m coming back at you, boys. So, we’ve had a little chat. Um, and when I was saying three off the tea, it was three off the tea, but we didn’t He didn’t know. So, we’re going to go We’re going to be friendly here. No, we’re not. We’re going to be friendly. We’re going to be friendly. No, no, no. I like to stick to the rules. What are the rules? Yeah, I don’t think I don’t think he yet. He picked it up and put it on the tea. Yeah, but that’s just a warning. sheep head. So, we’re going to give it to him. We’re going to let him have it. Well, so he should have played off the tea. He should have just played where it landed, right? Okay. But he put it back on the tea. Right. So, another shot to him. No, I don’t think so. I think so. Oh, yeah. I don’t want your charity. When I’m When I’m sitting when I’m sitting in the clubhouse with me bottle of Don Perry on it was that shot on the [ __ ] it when you All right then. So, you you saying it? Yeah. Yeah. I’m I’m happy with that. All right. Done. Just got a bit of ground to make up, haven’t I? But there’s a long way to go. Tim Joy leading shot. That’s so annoying. I went too quickly. shot. Great shot. That’s well left. It’s gone left though, has it? Has it gone left again? Yeah, well left. I didn’t see it come down. Yeah, a bit left. You’ll find it. Yeah, it’s all good. Lefty loosey. Great shot. Wow, that’s a really good shot. That’s straight down the middle. That’s good, isn’t it? Unbelievable, Joe. That’s great. That’s unbeliev. Damn you. [Laughter] Sun player shot. I mean, it’s got the legs. It’s a bit lefty. You’d be all right. That over the It’s over that tea box, isn’t it? Yeah. Massive bit of that, isn’t it? Hey, one of those. Hey, it’s out the ground now. Right, I’ve got 131 to the middle of the green. I’ve got a nine iron. Think I think we’re dancing. I think we’re dancing. I mean, it’s still a tricky. I’ve got that horrible bunker right between me and the pin. This is horrible little It’s not an easy shot, though, is it? No, it’s not at all. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, he’s [Laughter] When you’re locked in, when you’re locked in, hell’s teeth. Best thing to do is bounce it over that bunker. Stupid. Jesus Christ. Look at it. What? What a peach. That was so jammy, wasn’t it? I’m so nervous at this. There’s a bunker right in front of me. I don’t know how to hit this shot. Just do what I just did. Or bounce it over. Yeah. Has anyone got any advice for me? Bounce it over. That’s it. That’s it. Tim, that is delightful. Tim love joy. That is delightful. Not enough legs. Right. Sheeps. Is this for a pile? This is for a birdie. Wow. In or out, sir? Uh, can you just tend it? Tend. Tend it. I not heard that for a while. He’s done it. He’s done it. Oh man. Sheep head with a pile. Take it away. Thank you very much, Tim. I’m so glad we didn’t give him extra shots. I told you better than both of us. He’s better than both of us. Yeah. Um, what you putting for par? Yeah, this is for par. Yeah. It was on the right line as well. Take it away. Bogey. What done? Bogey. Bogey. Bogey. Yeah. Is anyone keeping score? I am on 15 for a par. Yes. Oh, mate. Cool hand tubes. Needed that. This is spicing up. This is what we huh? That was for Paya, right? Two pars and a bogey. Righty Golf Life legends, we have skipped a hole uh because there was a few people behind and as you know we don’t like holding anyone up here on Golf Life. So we are on hole five, par five. Yeah. Oh, naughty. Is that good over the trees? Didn’t see it come down, did you? I didn’t hear anything. I didn’t see. Should be all right. Why do I keep doing that? Sounded like it popped. Oh, you’re right behind a tree there. Ah, you’ve got you got a line through. Has he? Yeah. They’re worm burners through there. They’re working. Oh, it’s got a line through skid it right through there. Yeah, I’m going to go through it. Do you? Oh, yeah. I think you’re good. You found anything, Hars? You know, nothing of any just a couple of Bronze Age coins and a dagger. Interest. No, I thought I had my first coin of the day. Um, but it’s a was a bloody button, which which happens a lot when you see the uh look at this. When you see the corner of it, I mean, I know it’s it’s not old, it’s not hammered, you see the corner of it, and you go, “First coin of the day, and then it comes out and there’s a button.” That happens a lot. What’s the best thing you’ve ever found in your your days of metal detecting? Depends what So, some people would put a monetary value on it, like the the best thing they found because it’s worth 250 quid. It’s like an old silver hammered coin. But I like my post-medieval purse bar fragment because it’s got writing on it. So, in ye oldie days, everybody had the the the leather bags with the like the clasps on the top. So, I found half of one of those clasps with with um like Roman writing on it and and stuff. Latin bit Latin on it and nice and whatnot. What’s that? Oh, it’s one of those, isn’t it? I’m starting to find Just don’t think we’re going to get rich off this. Starting to find shotguns and I think that’s the end of a sir single which is something that because because of that what’s a s single s single so there’s a strap on that and it goes round and you’re finding a lot aren’t you? It’s just the because of the shape of that end. So we like go under. It’s small. It’s a bit too small, but that bit goes into another bit and does up like a belly strap on a horse rug or mate. I’m starting to find shotgun ends now. So shotgun ends. Lots of shoties. Yeah, cartridges. Cartridge ends. Yeah, we call them we call them shoties. Shotties. Yeah. And also, you might find this interesting, and yes, you can do all of the jokes. I’ll just point out here, we are not going anywhere near the golf course digging up. It’s all in the trees and stuff and the park around. Is that what I’m supposed to be doing? Yeah. Yeah, she made another hole on the f. She’s joking. She’s joking. And also, detectorrists now are going to go, Hampton Palace Golf Club, allow detectorrists on. Yeeha. Don’t spam them with phone calls. We’ve had special permission. So that So Oh, you’ve got your gloves on. But yeah, so feel that. That’s coke. Coke? Yeah. Which gives off a signal. So you know coke like you burn it. What? That’s what you mean? That’s coke. Yeah. I I can’t explain it any further than they’re like coal. So So s right. I thought No. Yeah. Par five. Sheep head. Why don’t you play more golf sheeps? You’re really good. Um, two reasons really. Uh, it’s very it’s quite expensive. You know, if you got like two lads who want to play as well, it’s not going to come cheap. And second reason is can’t really be asked. [Laughter] What do you mean? It’s good. It’s a great shot. All right. It’s a bit left. It’s a great shot. Yeah, I’ve got a lot to expect. Getting in or walking? No, I’m going in. See you. I love this, mate. I love this. I absolutely love it. You should play more golf, mate. Come play with me. Hey, so when I was 20 when I was 27 working in a bank. Yeah, right. How up doing this? I could have had a career if I said you. Now you play now you be playing cold and cool. Hey, delightful scenes. What about Bolton Sheep Head? Everyone knows you. Um, massive Bolton fan. Um, I’d like to be a bigger B family. I don’t really get to see him that much these days. I’m always working weekends and, you know, working in live football. All your fixtures are the same. Honest, you never really get to go. I’m going to hit it over those branches, but I’m going to try and hit it with a bit of slice. I’m going to try and hit across it like that. Okay. That’s sort of what I was trying to do. Seen him once this season reading at home battered him. But no, it’s been a funny old season, mate. Got rid of Ever the manager. Got Schemacker in. had a bit of a turnaround up into the playoffs going like a steam train and uh and we had a bit of a blip just before the international break two lost two in a week and we’re back out. It’s tough getting out of that league one mate. Tough tough league one championship. Yeah, we bulged it up last season when we when we mucked it up against Oxford at Wembley. That was our chance really but you know at least you don’t have to watch a V. That’s the best bit about it cuz V is absolutely woeful. Yeah, I I don’t want to go back to the Premier League. It’s just like a football’s paradise, the Premier League, you know. I’d much rather be going to places like Northampton, cobblers. I know. I would and you know, and Stevenage and these kind of places. It’s miles better. It’s miles more entertaining. Yeah. Play the football you knew when I when I was growing up watching them. Yeah. Was football better back in the day? Uh I think it was. Yeah. It’s It’s always better in your memory, is it? through that. Right, I’ve got a third shot to it. Right, I’ve got to take me medicine. I’m going to hit towards big ane. That’s a great shot. There we go. I’ve got it. Damn. Up and down for par though, Tim. Oh, dear God. Right. Once more out of the roof. Try to hammer that mate. Same club. No need. We’re letting tubes back in here. Thought you were left-handed. I am sometimes. Oh, you’re not been watching. You you switching it about a bit. Solivan. I know. I am left-handed writing and brushing me teeth and all of that. And I’m left-handed. Come on, Joe. You can do this. Yes. What a shot. Sheep head. Sheep head. Where’s it? I can’t see it. That’s beautiful. That’s nice, man. Oh, that’s what I mean. Forest Gump, is it? Box of chocolates. You know, you can hit that and then you That’s golf though. Is it? That’s golf. It’s beautiful shape on it. That had beautiful shot. More tempo, less paste. More tempo, less pace. Yeah. Oh, he’s daisy cut. Needed that. Yep. Oh, it’s actually rolled quite nicely though. Protocol is whether you’re allowed to laugh. Left. It’s bunker. H just before. No one’s been in a bonky yet today, have they? Right. Pitching wedge. Bump and run. Lucky mate. Ping for par, but that’s just not not good enough. Good. Oh, just kicked up a bit. Not a bad effort, Tim. Oh, good effort. What you saying? Bit of meat left on the bone. I’ve got to be honest. Yeah. O, go on. You can have that in for bogey. That’s good. Oh, how annoying. There’s a lot on these greens, isn’t there? Seven shapes. What’s this for? This is for a bogey. I ate these ringpole. What’s old Tony Robinson got over there? She found a ring pull. A ring. A ring pull. A ring pull. Don’t get too excited. could choke a swan there. Well play. Oh, nice. He’s here. Was all the ring pull chat. Yeah, all the ring pull chat was getting in my head. You got to rise above the ring poles, haven’t you? Apparently, this is the hardest on the course tube or hardest hole on the course. So they say. Yeah. Uh two bunkers in the fairway and uh I believe the green surrounded by trees. You’ve got to go through trees. This is the other hole a crow stole my ball. You mean his crows shot. Beautiful. Maybe a bit righty. It’s perfect. Right. I’m happy with that. Nick, are we good? Y. We’re good. Yes. Down the middle. What a strike. Great shot. Such a strike. Wow. No, it’s a bit lofty. Please strike it down the middle. It’s good. Yeah, a bit lofty. Oh, well left. Well left. I think it’s good though for this hole. Do you think? Yeah. That’s a great shot. That’s a That is a lucky kick. That’s a lovely shot. Yeah. Members bounce they call that, don’t they? Absolutely. It’s gone left. Shot. No, that’s good. Ian Palter told me if you ever get hungry on a golf course, it’s too late. Really got to keep fueling. Yeah, good idea. Cuz I intend to try and win this. Got to talk football. We’ve talked metal detector. Talk a bit of golf. What smells nice? Is that you? I don’t know. Maybe. Is that me? I mean, I think so. Got to talk football. Got to talk. You still get down there? Not as often as I used to and not as often as I should cuz um yeah it’s about 4 hours now to get down there and obviously I because you know because of the podcast I filled my place up with animals and sick dogsim Tim calls it the animal prison. You can’t Oh my Yeah. And the thing is is what I realized that I was doing was he would say all right Helen, how’s your week been? Yeah, fine. How’s the animal prison? And because I’m so used to it, I was going, “Yeah, all fine this week.” gaslighting. I haven’t had anybody I haven’t had anybody come up yet and say, you know, like in the supermarket or anything has the animal prison. Yeah. But how many animals you got now? Yeah, there’s a lot. Yeah, there’s a lot. Haven’t got any horses. My My horse sadly died last year. He was old. Like he was really old. But yeah. Um, so there’s only the donkey and the shetland are the equestrians. And I’ve got the the llama and the alpaca and the sheep and the chickens and the geese and the ducks and the peacocks and the cockatails and the dogs and the pigs. Oh, it’s gone left windows. Why do you have all the animals? You you you asked me this the other day. I know. cuz I can’t get my head around that. Why give yourself more work? You had three children. Yeah, but they they grow up and it’s procreation. It’s putting more humans in the planet. You’re actually you’re not breeding them, are you? So, you don’t think that we’re overpopulated then? Oh, I’m not getting political with you. I got to play I’ve got to play in the major here. 176 yards. I’ve got to go low hybrid of a Yes. Come on. You happy with that? I’m happy with that, mate. I’m happy with that. I didn’t see where it went, but as long as you’re happy. I’m happy. Hell, I’m happy. Yeah. Come on. We got a chance. Oh, you Well, now I’ve got a route through. This is brave. I love I love it when golf gets like this. You get someone brave on a course cuz this could this could be like you’re on the green all joyous or it could be a 10 as you hit the trees they bounce back. Thanks to He’s trying to get in the head again. Just tell us what you’re going to try and do though. I’m just going to try and run it through those two trees there. Oh, you’re going low, mate. Yeah. What am I going to do? I’m not going to get it over those. Go over. No, I would. He’s done it. He’s done it. He’s gone over. Thanks for advice, Tim. I mean, who would have run it through idiot? It’s nice, isn’t it? Oh, that is brilliant. That’s a shot, sheep head. That is brilliant. And now I’ve got this terrible shot cuz I’ve got to try and get it on there without hitting those trees. You can do it. Back of the stance. Is that what you’re thinking? Yeah, you can do it. I’m not sure I can. Yes, that’s him. Oh, what a kick. Oh, a bounce. A could have done. Nice, mate. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Patunk. You’re up there with me. Right. Putting for birdie. Come on. Is that for birds? This is for birds. Fish fingers. Where I stood? It looked like the flag was right up there. Go on, cheer. Don’t go that way, Joe. Yeah, it drifts, doesn’t it? Didn’t drift. I hit it that way. I thought it was going to bend round. Clearly no idea. Oh, here he is. That’s a gimme, ain’t it? So, can someone pull the flag for me? Yep. Mr. Tim Lovejoy for a bogey on the hardest hole on the golf course. Take it away. Take it away. Go on sheeps. Good pop. Get in nicely. Good pop. Brave. Come on, chubes. Bravery like my clow with his apple ced by the the bin the telly. Yes, James. Lovely stuff. Oh, he takes a par. He gets the shot back. The old school soccer mini major is heating right up. And there I probably That was interesting watching that. I’ve never seen I’ve never seen like a live putt ever in my life. So how was how was your first putting experience? Yeah, I it was good because cuz all three of you could have got it, but Tim took two hits. Yeah, I was lucky. I got away with the par there. Happy with that. And Sheep had mentioned um Michael Owen on the uh Oh yeah, it’s applecore. or in the green there. You ended his career, didn’t you? You ended Michael Owen’s career. The thing is is we filmed we went filming at St. George’s Park. We were having a great day, having a great laugh. He he challenged me bizarrely to a running race. And uh he said, “I’ll give you a head start.” And I I should have said no, but I thought if you’re going to be stupid enough to give me a head start, all right then. And as soon as I went off, you hear him say, “Oh, no. I’m in trouble.” But I was I laughed the whole way, which I probably could have I probably could have won by another couple of yards, but I laughed. And as we were walking back, we weren’t even really filming. And he just said, “Oh, you know, everybody says there’s that moment when you know you should retire.” He said, “That might have been it.” And I laughed. And it wasn’t until I reckon it was about like a week afterwards or something. I said, “Oh, hold on.” Or it might have been after he announced his retirement. I suddenly went, “Wait.” And we found the footage. Luckily, the cameraman happened to be rolling at the time cuz we weren’t filming anything. We We were just walking between one location and another. So, yeah, after he announced his retirement, I think it was then I went, “Can we have a look back through the footage and we found him saying cuz it wasn’t long after saying that could have been it.” And then it was a few weeks later. He’s now retirement. Michael, if you’re watching, sorry, cuz I beat been a running race in a skirt, tights, boots, a microphone pack. I think both of ours came out laughing. Right, we got 140 where it’s 130 to the front. I’ve got an eight in my hand. Can I just point out? Go on. Nobody’s been in a bunker yet today. Well done on Joe. Thanks, sheeps. Oh, I’m not sure you’d got the distance over that near bunker. I mean, you you thinned it a bit. Oh, I’ve gone right. I didn’t get into a bunker. It’s a nice shot. Great shot. It’s a nice shot. Great shot, mate. Lovely swing you’ve got. If you were doing the uh soccer weather, what would you describe it like this? Uh, glorious, mate. Just out down south. Glorious. No light drizzle. No, not today, mate. The drizzle clouds have parted and it’s glowiness. So I’ve been so inconsistent. I just don’t know. It’s so easy to get in your head. You do it to yourself. You’re like Andy Murray. You get in your own head. Just shut [Laughter] the Yeah. Good length. Yeah. You all right there? It’s all right, Tim. Felt all right hit in the right direction. That have been on the dance floor. Well, this is a a horrible horrible shot. Uh, commit, commit, commit. Oh, yes. Get over. Oh. Oh, that’s not good. That’s all right. Out of there. You got a lot of green to work with. Yeah. No. Oh, this is this is painful. This could be costly. This hole. Yeah. Yeah, that’s decent shot, Tim. Keep rolling. Keep rolling. Just took all the sting out of it, didn’t it? He’s putting for a double when I thought I was back on track for a five. Joe, you’ll go. Oh, no. Oh no, Joe. That’s terrible. He’s done it again. I’m so It’s one of the worst puts I’ve seen all day. That That is terrible, isn’t it? Oh. Oh, mate. That’s so unlucky for four. Should I go? That’s me. for you. That’s nice. Well, well done. If only I could have done that in the earlier putt. Yes. Lovely. It’s a costly hole for Pete Dale Hills. Uh, you’ve got got to leave us. I’ve got to go because I’ve got a dental appointment. What time? 2:30. I’ve just done And do you know what? I just I just said to Joe, I’ve got to go. And have you? And I said, “Yeah, I’m going to the dentist.” And I stopped and he went, “Oh, is it bad?” And I went, “Oh, Joe.” And he went, “What?” And I went, “I’ve got a dentist appointment.” Yeah. And he took him two goes before he went, “Oh, sorry. What time?” This is Joe talking about. Yeah. So, I’ve actually got the dentist at 2:30. It’s not too far away, but Well, thank you so much for coming. It’s great to see you. Let’s get you back on. Let’s play some golf. No. Come on. I’d love a metal detect. You’d love a metal detect? Yeah. Fair enough. [Music] So Joe’s winning. Yeah, Joe’s winning at the moment there. The old forest gum chocolates routine came in handy for him, didn’t it? Well, there you go. He’s stuffed that one. Keep on rolling, won’t it? It works. Okay, guys. What I’m going to try I’m going to try not to overthink it. I’m just going to walk up to it and hit it. I’m going to walk up to it and hit it. Go on then. What’s that thing? That film Happy Gilmore. I won’t do that. Pretty Woman. But that’s the one. Pretty Woman. I’ll do that one where I just walk up where Julia Roberts plays a Scottish golfer. That’s it. That’s it. Yeah. She’s playing with Richard Gear and she just walks up and leathers it. Do you remember? Yeah. In Rodeo Drive, I believe. Right. Okay. Let’s do this. Oh my word. Blood. It worked. It worked him. Boom. It worked. Wow. Yes. Oh, that’s huge. Nice. That, mate. Good. Oh my god, that’s huge. Needed it after that trip L. So, you think you’re overthinking it with golf, then just walk up to it and well, I don’t think golf’s hard. I just think we make it hard. That’s my new theory is if we don’t think it’s hard, then then we can all play beautiful golf like Adam Sandler it. Put a bit of comedy into my shot. Right. Where the hell’s your ball? Oh, there it is. Further up. Quite a way to go. It’s good when you play summer golf, though, cuz it rolls, doesn’t it? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Here you go, Joe. Here we go. Be the ball. Be the ball. Absolutely not. Is it the bunker, though? Is it the bunker? No. Oh, it’s bounced around there. What a shot. That’s good. Further than it looks. That’s still going. What a shot, mate. What a shot. Very good. Well done. You’ve done very well. Thank you very much. Especially for the leader. It’s all about It’s getting to the stage where it’s all about bottle, isn’t it? Yeah. I need a bit. I need big. I need the last three holes for me need to be big. Yeah. Big. You can do it. If anyone can do it. Bigger than big. Anyone can do it, it’s you, mate. You’re the best. You’re the greatest. It’s all right. You got it out clean. It’s all right. You got a nice little approach on your third there. Clear. Beautiful. See the pin clearly. Right. 135 to the front of the green. Gone eight iron. Yeah. What a connection. Where is it? It’s gone right. Are you down with me? Not coming round enough on it. Hitting it well. That’s the thing about golf, right? Is that second shot, bad lie. Just chipped it up. But I’ve got quite a nice way in, haven’t I? Things can change in the blink of an eye. Whereas you two have got to go over a bunker. Yeah, there’s not much green to work with there either. That’s horrible. I think Tub’s got a tougher one than me. Oh, too much. Oh, two dodgy putts here. I think I’m going to putt here. Steroid. He’s putting from there. That’s a great shot. That is tremendous. I need a parubes. I need a golf life legend tubes. I’m not having that. Why not? You’re parting from there. Yeah, that’s that’s that’s not golf. It’s legal. Doing a great job. You might as well take your partner off the tea if you’re going to do that. That is not golf. I’m not That is not If you haven’t it? No. If that’s how you play Link’s golf party from there through the through the deer bit and everything else. Oh, mate. Jesus. I’m embarrassed for you. This is what he does, Tubes. This is what he does. He just tries to undermine you around the course. Not undermine. He’s got golf channel. He’s supposed to be playing golf, not He’s not pitch and put. Do you mind? I’m trying to put I’m trying to drain a monster in. James is playing channel. Do you mind? Do you mind? I’ve got a 40footer to contend with. Put that. Come on. Hit the crash. Hit the crest. I’ll just I’ll just I’ll just follow the line just to get my line. Oh. Oh, it’s it’s stopped. It’s me again now. Is it? Yeah. You coming again? Go on. You know you go. No, you go. Cuz it is. Look, if you look at the P, it’s you. Go on. Cuz there’s all It’s all right. You’ll be all right. I ate [Laughter] golf. Oh, that’s that’s actually really left. Not bad, though. I mean, this is tough. This is I have literally no idea. I I know the rough direction. I have no idea how hard to hit this. If I come anywhere close to this, it’s like I got it. I’m just going to push it out right a bit. That’s what I’m going to do. Oh, I’ve lost all confidence. I’ve lost confidence. It’s out that way, isn’t it? A bit. Oh, do you know what? Fantastic effort. That’s a fantastic effort in Oh, god. It’s a great part. The crowd. The crowd. for a par. Much needed. The trip always killed me on the last. Yo. Oh. Hey, come on. Lovely. Lovely Reed. He’s just lost his lead. I want to see that as well. Are you making me putt this? Seriously? Seriously making me put this? What? All All those years we worked together and you’re seriously making me putt this. You just made me put a 6 in. Yes. Take that sheep head. Is that lit? Is that level? Got to total up the scores, but it’s close with two to play. Right. Needed that par. Needed that par. But I think the triple previously could be damaging. Did not commit. That’s my problem with golf. Do not commit, you big fanny. Chunked it into the bunker, but hit back with a pass. So, we’re good. We’re good. You golf life legends. Come on. How you feeling? Am I Am I getting in your head a bit? Am I? No. No. You sure? Yeah. Yeah. So, I don’t I I’m not meaning to. We know you’re not. I’ve got to try anything to win this. You know, we’re even fighting dirty today. I can’t. What’s it called? Winning dirty. Dirty. Winning dirty. That’s what I’m doing. I’m winning 30. The thing is, if you’re okay with that, then that’s fine. See, I wouldn’t resort to that. I wouldn’t I wouldn’t stoop to that. Still got I still got my bogey, didn’t I? What have I done? I’ve just got bogey, bogey, bogey, bogey, bogey, bogey. That’s all I’ve done. It’s ridiculous. I’m so sorry. I haven’t had any hearts. Haven’t you? Don’t think so. No. Jesus. We’re crap. We should Don’t sell tubes out though. No, we still beat him. This is big. This is big. If we’ve got our calculations right. Yeah. There’s one shot in it. You two are level and I am one shot behind you. I’ve already conceded so there’s no pressure on me. Okay. I So if you win it, it’s invalid. No, I’m not saying that. I’m just saying that I’ve in my mind I’ve already said, yeah, one of you two are going to win it. So now I’m Pressure’s off. Just going to enjoy myself. Right. Good luck. Good luck with the pressure. I haven’t got any. It’s big. That’ll be all right. That’s big. Yeah, that’s big spicy game this. I’ll go next, Tim. See as you’ve given up. Well, it’s your honor. It’s your you you next cuz this is the order it goes. You know, I like to keep a tradition. An etiquette. Golf etiquette. Well, good shot. I kept going up and up and up, didn’t it? just across there. That’s how I planned it. That that worked. It’s a bit right. It’s a bit rough down there according to Nick down the right. Could be in a bit of trouble there, too. I think like the pros, it’s about getting the distance because I’m right up sitting looking at the green. I think I’ll be all right. [Laughter] We go in. Thought I might got a bit of air there. So, you’re way out there, mate. You’re way out. Trees. Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah, you are. You’re east of those trees. Oh, yeah. But look, it looks like looks like my my angle in looks like it’s through the bunkers. Well, you got Oh, you’ve got to go over a bunker. Oh, this shot is just this this is horrible. Yeah. Don’t just don’t get drawn to that bunker. Please shut up. It’s the major. I don’t think there’s enough sledging in golf, is there? Do you think they sledge each other? It’ be brilliant if you did, wouldn’t it? You’re going to that up, Monty. Yeah. All right, Tiger. Come on. Further than it looks that Rory, mate. Not nice like that. I’m I’m giving it large. We can’t even see my ball. Oh, that’s a good shot. It’s not. Well, it’s Yeah, it’s fine. It’s on the green. What are you using here? Tubes a putter. You might as well. Come on. It’s not that hard. P it up there. Just tow. Just tow 52. Wow. bottled it. Big big shot. Come on. Oh, he’s absolutely nailed it. When I needed it, Roy. When I needed it. Golf, I love you and I hate you. Come on. Horrible shot. A horrible shot. Got a bunker in front of him. And if he overruns it either side, not much green to work with, there’s a bunker on either side. I wouldn’t want to be playing this, Tim. No. Oh, I’ve hit a fat. Oh, no. You’re all right. He’s all right. You jammy down. This is massive. This is going This is going down to the last. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my birdie putt here would be massive. Would be massive. I love golf. How you feeling, Joe? How are you feeling? I’m not going to be drawn into your mind games. That’s all right. That’s a nice lie. Not sure about that. Get up. That’s Do you know what? That’s That’s really good from there. I like that. Worked, didn’t it? Tubes, any tips from putting from the rough cuz this is your forte. Just hit it a little bit harder. Will it bubble off? Shouldn’t do just give it just give it a bit more than you would if it was a green. I don’t You’ve watched every path here. I have no idea which way I’m hitting it anyway. How hard I mean. Oh god, I hate this game. I love this reverse psychology that he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s just winging it. You’ve seen every part this video evidence. Every part of underhit or over hit. Actually, I’ve never over hit any. I’m going to over hit this one. That’s my plan. I’m putting the weight on the front foot because I’m in the rough. Don’t know if that’s a good idea, but I’m doing it. Oh. Oh. Oh, Jesus Christ. That was close. The golf gods hate me. Is that a gimme? No. Oh, you Is that marker in your way now? Now you’re good for a birdie. Go on tube. Sink this. He’s done it. He’s only gone and done it. Just pushed it. Any lovely length. I’d let you have that, but Joe won’t. Joe’s judging us on his putting ability. Do you want me to mark it? Uh, I think so. Yeah, you can have that tubes. No, you can’t give him that. No, no, no. He’s missed it. You can’t give him that. You give it to me. How have you done that? How have you given him that and not me when I’m closer? Because he’s given it to me. Because he’s not you. He’s that allowed in the rules. That’s absolute. If I lose this, I’m Missed it. He’s missed it. Horrid. Horrid. Is it You’re not going to give each one of that. Well, I would. You can have yours, Joe. Thanks, mate. Can I have mine or not? You can have that. You sure? Wait, just put it in though. Just put it in. You can’t. Once you said it, it’s done. Is that a parting? Is it? One, two, three, four. Yeah. So, you’re leading by one now. Me and tubes are level. That was a long drive, wasn’t it? So, but you’re you’re one clear. But, you know, that’s what the pros do. They don’t It’s accuracy because they’ve made the roughs not as rough. Yeah. So it’s not about Oh, where are we going? Here. Here. Oh, that’s far. Oh, that’s a long path three. So, Joe, look at this. Me and you are level, right? And he’s one clear. Joe, look how long that is. They’ve done this cuz he he’s going to he hits it longer. This has all been aimed for Tubes to win it on the last he’s he’s organized this, hasn’t he? Do you think it’s been doctor? Yeah. Come on. Look who did this whole suit the most. Chubs is going. I don’t even know. Considering I’ve never played this this course before, you two both have. Yeah. Then I’d say I’m at the disadvantage really. I have been all along. But you can see I’ve done well still to be in contention. But you can see where the flag is and that’s kind of the whole point of golf, right? I mean, it is a long par three, isn’t it? What you going to hit here? No idea. 189 yards to the middle. It says I might drive it. You going to put it? Get your putter out. Get the old Battlestar Galactica out and give it a whi. Right boys, last hole. Tim, thank you very much. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Sheep head. Good luck. If we have calculated up these scores correct, there is one shot in it. Good luck everybody. I hope it hope you all play well. If you have enjoyed this content, please like and subscribe. Like, subscribe. Little mini major. Right, this is long. As we’ve discussed in the buggy, I got a hybrid love. What? Bring me that hybrid love. Bring me that hybrid love. Hybrid love. I I I 192. Oh, that’s it. He’s done it. He’s done it. He’s done it. Oh, no. It’s gone left. Oh, it’s gone right. Bunker. Is it? No. You might be. I lost it completely. It might be. I think you’re just short of the bunker. What are you hitting, Tim? for you. Five iron. I tried I tried to hit a wood earlier and I can’t do it. So he [ __ ] it up. Yeah. I’m completely bottling this. I don’t know how they play pro golf. Do you? Absolutely. Oh no. You’ve got the distance. Did anyone see that lamp? Yeah, you’re round tree. It’s Joe’s now, is it? Basically, please shut. Should we Should we walk in, shall we? Oh, no. All three of us have bottled it. We’re all crap. Ah, I’ve got steadily worse as the round’s gone off. I don’t think mine’s that bad. It’s a forest gump. It’s a forest gump. It’s all on the second shot, though, isn’t it? It’s all the second shot. You still got a shot to play with. We’re You know what we’re doing is we’re extending it out for the um for the golf life. Uh legends. Yeah, legends. Subscribe. Like and subscribe. Oh, tubes. All your viewers, they can’t have you putt that. My the viewers are very complimentary about my parting. Well, it’s very good. Yeah, but that’s not the proper shot, is it? Tiger wouldn’t part that. I reckon Tiger Wood. Tiger Woods. Tiger definitely would. This is it. Sees Carp DM. Joe hasn’t got a bad shot. Better than mine. It’s too big, isn’t it? All you can ask for is a clap. Please, please, just be good. Please be good. Please be good. Sit down. Stay. Stay. Stay. Oh my god, that’s a great effort. I could win this, you know. I really could. It’s a great effort. What you What you fancy here? What do you think? Have you noticed? Have you noticed the grass is going is mowed that way? Yeah. You got the nap. Remember Fergie? Fergie made them for Ryan Giggs made them mow it so on the left wing it was always that way. Yeah. Cuz you if you’re hitting into the grass, it will push you off left or right. could have it up in the bunker if he doesn’t use a wedge. He knows what he’s doing though. Look at him. Look at him. He’s brilliant. Look at him. He’s a He’s a He’s an athlete pro. Get in the hole. That’s good. That mate Tim Lovejoy this part to win the Masters. Can we just uh move the flag? Yeah, please for me. Yes, please. That would be good. Yeah. I don’t know how else you’d move it, but yeah, let’s do that. Here we go. This for the win to win the Masters to win the soccer amaz whatever Masters. He’s not hit it. He’s not hit it by half. I think he’s only just over halfway. Bottled it. I think it’s you again. Absolutely bottled it. Mind you, there was a lot of pressure on that. This is to win there. No, this is to pile the pressure on. Can’t believe I’ve done that. He’s not hit it either. I’m in for four. So Tim has another putt to win. Well, what about Joe? Is that three? I’m three to there. Yeah, three to your fourth. Yeah. So I’m still in the running. Yeah. To force a [Music] playoff Tim to win the Masters the major or it goes to a playoff hole. Three-way playoff. Oh no. Please see it out please. If he gets this, he’s That’s cuz I was rushing. He goes to a playoff. Three-way playoff. Cannot believe that. I cannot believe that I three putted. I had it. I’d won the thing. I’d literally won it and now I’ve lost. Absolutely gone. Just look at him. He’s ranting at himself. Look at him. Right, boys. Playoff hole. It’s It’s gone right down to the wire. Uh Tim had a putt to win the mini major. Um bottled it. Spectacular. Yeah. I can’t win this now. It’s up to you two. Good luck, guys. Whoever Whoever wins the hole. I’ve conceded wins the soccer A to Z soccer pod major. What do you actually win? That’s too hard for me. Just a lot of love and affection. I can’t do it. Like and subscribe. I can’t do it. I can’t do it. God. Oh my god. That’s the best shot of the day. God, it’s a long way, isn’t it? You know, that’s good though. That’s great for the viewers because, you know, this this dude here is playing every week and us Muppets just, you know, we don’t have time to play. Oh, Jesus. Why do you two have to play like this? Why can you duff fit on this hole, you idiots? That’s still going. That’s still rolling, lads. Jesus Christ. Still going. Whatever. Still, it’s still rolling, though. That’s the It’s still going. Still going. Oh, that’s me lucky teeg. You both hit it with draw. I’m going to hit mine with slice. Oh god, he’s pushed it way right. He’s in the car park. It’s in Kingston. It’s in the Bentle Center in Kingston. You shouldn’t laugh, should you? No, I should have just tapped it. Going for glory. Should have tapped it. Oh, he’s pushed it right again. Is that behind the mound up there? Oh, pushed it. Oh, you’re over the ditch. No pressure or anything, but is it on the green? There’s people standing on the on the 115 pitching wedge. Shots. Shots. Shot. I’m going to walk it. I’m going to walk it, lads. Oh, how close is it? It felt sweet. It felt sweet. But is it? Is it? It’s not bad. You know, it’s not bad. It’s on the green. putting to win the mini major and with that his hopes frittered away. Shot. Great effort. Sure. Great recovery. Oh my goodness. Good shot. Great shot, [Laughter] sheeps. So nervous now. Oh, tubes, mate. What a pot. What a pot. It’s a tea time teaser. It’s been a battle to the end. I mean, there’s no point me putting this now, is there? Cuz that’s for five, right? Yeah. You’re putting for four, right? Three. Three or four? Uh, four. Four. Four. I’ll put it anyway, just to see. You’re unlucky. Unlucky. You can have that. I’ve gone I’ve gone from nearly winning to last. Come on, Joe. Sink this. So, there’s another playoff hole. No, you dragged it short. Close, mate. Let’s get this out of the way. tubes to win the mini major at the beautiful Hampton Court Palace. The has just happened. We want to see that as well. You’re going to have to put that in now. I can’t. That is unbelievable. There is so bad tubes. Especially you known for being putting off the green as well. What? What do you two do? Haven’t we get off this screen? There’s people coming up. Did you do that deliberately? No, I didn’t. Golf life legends. I generally generally feel sick. Sheep has just asked if I did that on purpose. No, I did not do that on purpose. I just I was just thinking about closing the Oh my god. I can’t believe it. So, it’s now me versus sheep head whale folk now. It’s It’s harder to miss that. It’s harder to miss that than put it in the hole. One of the most horrific things I’ve ever watched. It was It was awful to to witness, wasn’t it? Yeah. Really hard to watch that. Something like 70 something years. Sure. It’s sure your shot. Yeah. Needed that. Needed that. Well played, mate. A well done, mate. He won it. He won it in the end. Are we Are we carrying on or what? Yeah. Oh, okay. Good. Oh, great strike. But it’s gone left, left, drop in, and Oh, a tree. Yeah. Surely it cleared those trees. Hit where’d it go? Slap the tree. Giving up. No. Keep going to the end. Yeah. Good. What do you reckon? What’s going through your What’s going through your head, Joe? You were there. You were back in it and now I could taste it. You could I could smell it. Yeah. I had it in the palm of my hand. In fairness, I didn’t really two tip. Really good shot, didn’t we? So, we did. We did. You know, that’s what happens. You a good shot. You put the pressure on the oppo and you you were the oppo where you this way. Yeah. Where is but it ain’t See, I mean, he’s there. He could scuff it. He could put it in the ditch. Anything could go wrong for me. Yeah, I don’t think so. But see, I’m only he’s one today. I’m two to there. Oh. Oh, you are way 135 to the pin. I’ve just got to get it near eight iron. It’s gone right. Do you know what? It’s not great, but we’re up there. We should be all right unless sheep head hits an absolute welding. Come on, Pete. Get this job done. Oh. Great shot. It’s good that shot tubes. I’m taking it. Playing it safe. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. No. No. Can I disappoint for you? Disappointing to say the least. The way he’s walking. All right, mate. Yeah, I’ll live. Look at the strap. Yeah, I just love every sing Go on. Please, please, please, please, please. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. [Laughter] [Music] Yes. Oh my goodness. What are you putting for? Four. Yeah. What? So, seriously, you can still three putt this and and we we’re into another hole. That was a bit like me a few holes ago. Good luck, tubes. That was a great shot. That was a great shot. So wish that gone in. That’s it. I think we got to see this. We did see him the other day. Joe, you got to see it. You could too. Please don’t let me. Please don’t make me fire. Well done. But you got to play it. No, mate. What a player cheap. Thanks so much, Tim. Thank you so so much. That was the old school soccer stroke soccer a toz podcast mini major. Um absolutely loved it. Thank you boys. Really appreciate it. Massive thanks to Hampton Court for having us. What an epic challenge. Uh love you boys. Absolutely love you boys. Well done mate. Up the golf life. God my heart. I think the best player won. I think so. Yeah, I think so. He’s He’s good, isn’t he? Yeah. And it is his golf channel. Yeah. But he is he is the ball cleanly. It’s nice, isn’t it? Nice to watch. Oh, well, that’s golf.