Trump’s Health Report Includes Golf Scores. No, Really.
President Trump’s latest health report reads like satire, with his physician touting ‘frequent victories in golf’ as proof of his ‘superb health.’
At 78, Trump allegedly weighs 224 pounds — down 20 pounds since 2020 — and boasts a resting heart rate of 62 bpm. He even aced the Montreal Cognitive Assessment with a perfect score of 30.
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He payed them or threaten them to lie
If he’s superb then i must be superman
Sheesh, he looks like a corpse, has anyone checked for a pulse, I think RFK jr's brain worm has jumped into the empty shell that held his"big brain"
He built like a nfl linebacker, sure….
Yeah a real doctor would not put "winner of many gold tournaments" on his chart
Someone got paid….
He’s dying
Eh, not horrendous for pushing 80
285 and he looks like he's rotting from the inside out.
My 91 year old grandpa is in better shape than him
My dad looks better than him, and he’s in a box like 20ft from me
Guess we dont need anyone to kill death looks like hes about to pay him a visit
Donnie lardo is as fit as a bucket of lard
Does this guy even work he golfs a lot no other president has taken this much time off
Just like a toddler filling out a sick note for the teacher. Billy needs to stay home today because I'm sick. Signed Billy's mom.
Reminds me on the stories that Kim Jong-Un is telling about himself.
He looks like a walking cadaver.
And tariffs are good. 😊 😅
He's a fat, tired, sick, demented, weak, delusional, mentally ill FRAUD!
Ew
Bro needs a bra
He's still obese.
I call bull***t😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂who believes that is a real or accurate Dr. report??? 😂😂😂
he looks perpetually miserable – and he's taking it out on all of us
Didn't they say his visit took 8 hours
He does weigh 220. At least his ego alone weighs that.
He'd probably say his own checkup is fake if it doesn't have golf scores, even if the check was thorough and serious.
The operative word is WH doctor. They are not allowed to say anything else or they get fired. Their finding need to be verified by an independent doctor. If they are false, they lose their licence to practice medicine.
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I was a RN for 40 years and there is no way he is in superb health! He is morbidly obese and likely weighs around 300lbs! He has a horrible diet and doesn't exercise at all. He likely has hypertension, cardiac disease and high cholesterol at the very least!
220 pounds? Please? He is morbidly obese and must weight 270-290 pounds. He should not allow photos of him in golf gear. He looks like a poster boy for diabetes. No diabetes. No blood pressure issues? Can you provide photos of the scar tissue of the right ear? At 80 years old how does cartilage heal in five days? If we chow on McDonalds filet o fish 4-5, 2-3 Diet Cokes, and fries daily, this is the diet his doctors are recommending for elderly to stay fit? Nay nay
And I'm the Queen of England!
….Oh…. Oh we're not talking about false realities? Got ya 😭😭
Think about it this way, as long as we have a doctor happy with his McDonalds and Diet Coke routine, maybe we can’t get an old school heart attack that saves the nation😂
What is his waist measurement? It looks like 42-44”. At 220, he should look like Chris Hemsworth. Not? He looks like at least 250-290. Not what is being reported. He will be dropping dead from a heart attack soon without diet restrictions. These daily lies are really tedious and blatant. Stop the lying
😆 🤣 he looks like death warmed over, without his spray paint..
His mugshot showed he weight 215. So he gain weight.
I missed when Morbidly Obese, delayed cognitive processing and STDs became the benchmark of health. I guess putting RFK jr in charge DID change things!
So he does or doesn’t have bone spurs?
Yeah he looks it. Hopefully thwyre wrong…😂
Get independent psychiatrists in there please! Now!
Yes, only the healthiest amongst us have that clammy, gray glow he's sporting.
He looks like a 🐸
And how many physicians were fired by doge before this one was hired
The way Trump looks makes Biden look like Timothee Chalomet and the way Trump speaks makes Biden look like Shakespeare