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they should pay pay people cuz I think it’s going to make people work hard I think it makes sense even if it’s like a little amount but these people are paying the same exact rate which is good is really really good put it in your pocket [Music] live for stream number one of the day right now for stream number one of the day yeah did you’re freaking digging in that thing digging in that thing first yeah you gota do what you gotta do hi F first first all yeah it’s okay people pick their noses all the time I put it in a freakin she put it on her finger and then put it in a napkin sorry I blown TF Out I have a tissue she has a she has a tissue there’s a tissue right tisser she got a little tisser I Fe first on Twitch first uh period I think wait why I can I not hear why is my headphones [ __ ] up I can only hear out of one side of them do I really need that though I don’t know it’s the it’s this cable that’s [ __ ] up say cable is [ __ ] up Sid that’s a face head there’s your hand hand cam hand cam put it in your pocket all right we’re just doing the stam thing how you doing F morning morning morning morning morning morning morning I think it’s fixed can you can wait can you guys hear this fan I feel like everything is really hyper sensitive right now I don’t know F can you hear this fan can you hear the princess diary’s playing in the back also I think the callers I have today are super dumb because why am I repeating six times in six different ways and they don’t understand I mean that’s literally I’m not even kidding F that’s literally customer service that its finest you know I get it I’ve done it I’ve done it a few times in my life I still semi- do it sometimes but um dude that’s just that’s just customer service they ain’t going to understand it no matter how you no matter how you slice it holy [ __ ] dude everything is so loud Jesus Christ yeah that’s how it is are are you um are you liking the job F or you trying to get out of that thing okay one thing we are not doing here we are not um fighting Moog anymore I’m already over that [ __ ] oh super super laggy super super yeah mhm you look cute but I know you smell like complete ass bro I [ __ ] I don’t like you that’s bsp what’s up bsp you know I’ll have you know that I took a shower yesterday so I don’t smell like [ __ ] well maybe I don’t smell like [ __ ] do I smell like [ __ ] the fiance said she doesn’t know so that’s usually that’s pretty good I pretty impressive for you I know I usually go like six days without taking one but you know I kind of I kind of just went a little uh what I got I got I was pretty impressed with myself as well um a dude I don’t know this whole other place is so [ __ ] chocked there’s got to be so much more I got to explore over here though right maybe there’s not oh wait this is where I have to go right here um what’s up BB you doing good though I do appreciate the the half compliment though this is where it’s bomb me so I’m kind of thinking that I uh maybe I have to do some stuff over here but I don’t really know where to go no all right dude all right Sam all right all right say sam he just you know this guy works for the most subbed YouTuber in the game and he just comes in here just gets to say what he wants also why am I not modded because that’s foul Sam I think you’ve said like six words in here you know you can’t be modded if you only said six words dude why is my [ __ ] mic [ __ ] up it’s coming out of one side of the [ __ ] headphones if I modded you I’m I’m afraid you’d come in here and just start Banning people and then leave I can’t have that yeah just telling my kid who just woke up before I go run some errands with the other kid nice having a little family as [ __ ] you [ __ ] cute as [ __ ] dude no I never no I only I only say that Sam because uh I actually do have a uh I have a mod his name’s Curtis and he just uh hold on sorry this is going to sound really loud for a second okay oh dude that’s what’s [ __ ] up about it it’s like the oh my God so loud so loud and crackly okay that’s better oh that’s so much better is it though it is I don’t know um I have a uh I have a mod in here who just comes in every like I mean he comes in a little bit and I only modded him cuz it was funny at the time cuz he was the only mod I had and he just doesn’t really know how to do it but he’ll just come in here and he’ll just ban people is this already another [ __ ] boss yeah he’ll just [ __ ] ban people talk to Shannon then leave it’s great though wait is this already another boss I’m ah oh I knew you’d come to stand before the Elden ring wait this is a boss [ __ ] me man classic State of Affairs Hi Bethany I’m doing amazing how are you please don’t be a bot Beth please America has high hopes for us that we continue to Mother [ __ ] oh he’s a spellcaster cool oh wait he’s not so bad no oh [ __ ] okay bad bad uh bad [ __ ] L dude bad L bad L this guy’s actually not that bad sir Gideon offner dude [ __ ] this guy I was just talking to about the scripts he posted on his Instagram story dude cool huh oh no sorry Bethany I just okay Bethany hold on let me explain let me explain um there’s there’s a lot of uh there’s actually a lot of people that will come in here and say Hi how are you doing and then they will hit me with the I’m selling followers can I post it in your Discord so I just I made the joke but I appreciate you being here welcome I’m sorry about that um yeah dude the the scripts bsp are super super sick uh and that dude always goes to estate sales and finds that [ __ ] it’s it’s very cool do your thing and then I’m running over there and I’m I’m [ __ ] clapping why are you the way you are why are you the way you [Music] are [ __ ] oh why do you heal bro I missed your [ __ ] ass yeah yeah that’s better that’s better that’s better that’s better no youve thought well until now what a [ __ ] what a [ __ ] [ __ ] um the scripts he posted were sick though but that dude that dude finds a ton of the state sales and whatnot um what else are you streaming um I’ve been dude Sam I’ve been hooked on this game I don’t know if you played Elden ring or any like Dark Souls games um but dude I’ve been hooked on this one uh I I don’t know before this it was it was Destiny um destiny that’s really dude I mean I don’t play a lot right now um but I kind of want to just get into all the souls games so I’m just going to be playing these for all eternity we do some like you know multiplayer games with other boys and stuff like that but um yeah what type of games do I play I play a lot of uh I play FPS I play like open world games um you playing anything with Nick tonight uh by the by the way I just want to say something don’t take it wrong oh no Bethany please please don’t don’t tee up don’t please don’t tee that up um you playing anything with Nick theight I don’t know oh my god dude this guy [ __ ] shits on me brother okay cool you thought well until now mother [ __ ] mother [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] me up um okay this guy’s kind of beating my ass uh by the way I checked I checked out your channel everything looks good but the artwork is incomplete and doesn’t match the overall quality of your channel why is that huh oh I said oh where do I stream uh uh Twitch in in what do you mean Twitch in YouTube what you mean Samuel um what do you mean artwork don’t take me wrong I I don’t I don’t care no offense to me I I spend I spend little to no time on on the channel other than just you know dude holy [ __ ] this guy’s mean please sir please sir [ __ ] me sideways dude you’re mean dude holy [ __ ] I’m dead dude oh my God [ __ ] this guy’s kicking my dick in no Hi Bethany thanks for the follow Bethy St just I’m head I see you people later bye bsp thanks for uh thanks for stop it in not leaving me with Brandon hey you’re stuck here now Fay dude mother of [ __ ] I’m getting railed by this guy oh there we go there you go Sam like logo Banner overlay oh yeah um so so I guess the best way to put it uh Bethany is um actually I don’t really want to die in this guy 40 million times how many runes did I have though was it a lot [ __ ] I might have to die on this guy 40 million times um so Bethany that’s a that’s a that’s a great question and a valid question that’s like that’s not offensive by any means um so I actually do like video editing like video editing and and you know social edits and [ __ ] like that so I am consistently like oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] so I am consistently um on my computer doing uh um you know doing like edits of of a bunch of uh a bunch of [ __ ] um oh Jesus Christ hold on hold on Bethany I I I’ll get to this in uh just one second here oh you’re such a [ __ ] oh dude this guy [ __ ] sucks until now he [ __ ] sucks so I’m on my computer all the time I do a ton of work on the computer I literally do video video editing as like my career so um so any time that I get to get on stream is kind of an escape from just doing any of that and I don’t spend a lot of time behind the scenes on like my banners and all that stuff so I um so they’re super outdated just because like I don’t have time to really do them um and I definitely don’t feel like putting the time in to do it so that’s why they’re outdated dude how do you [Music] [ __ ] oh dude I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] [Music] wait I could just pillar hump this guy oh dude hell [Music] yeah no sir sir you thought well until now [ __ ] all right I’m I’m not hold on a second to oh that’s [ __ ] 30 now great dude I’m dying a million times um so Brandon if I create YouTube videos would you look at them and give me feedback uh if if I have time F absolutely yeah I see you’re about you’re a professional photographer yeah so I I’ve done um I’ve done uh a lot of different facets of Photography so right now I’m like in the sports game um but I did travel before just like I don’t know product lifestyle [ __ ] for a long time um so yeah I just I don’t really love spending spending so much time on that stuff because like streaming to me is not like like if I’m being if I’m being truthful with you it’d be cool to do streaming as like a full-time thing obviously that’s great but it’s kind of my escape and I don’t really like I don’t really I I don’t want to say I don’t care about it being like a big thing but I it’s you know it’s a fun thing to do I meet a lot of people through it and that’s like all I really care about uh Bren used to bully me at work that’s a lie Sam Sam okay dude said my Tik toks were bad okay well I mean just being honest dude that’s relax I love your stuff um I did not Bully Sam work he bullied me but all this matters artwork I mean I agree I just don’t have time to do it and money to pay anybody to do it so that’s the only reason but I mean I completely agree with you that guy makes my [ __ ] frame me as [ __ ] um bro life is harder than a rug dude chill you’re not comparing me to an inanimate object there’s no way right as long as I can talk to S I’m okay with him streaming well there you go yeah it’s a cool way to find people it’s like uh I get what you’re saying though because I I I feel the same way Bethany I do but it’s you know I ain’t got time for it oh well this is useless loose all damage negation that’s what we need okay let’s go back let’s go back and try him again by the way I’m a professional artist I make artwork for streamers would you like to see some of my work is this what you were getting at Bethany is this is was this the plan was this Bethany was this the plan the whole time did I read did I read this did I you know you know it’s crazy it’s crazy crazy you know you you I’ve been streaming for a while and you kind of just understand how things go sometimes and you just know how people talk and and things they say um Bethany cooked stop Sam no no you know what I will admit it’s the first time it’s the first time that uh that almost legitimately felt like it was going to be somebody not trying to promote work um yeah Bethany if you are like a real human um that’s not like a bot TR Mak a conversation uh no I I don’t I’m sorry I I’m I don’t really when people come in here and the first things they talk about is like promoting their work Saturn saturna yeah you need a cane chill it’s a turn off am I two-handing or not I think I’m two-handing [ __ ] no why would you dodge me you [ __ ] bastard I’m dead I’m dead bye you’re still living oh dude I hate this guy no no dude why does he do the combusting [ __ ] again son of a [ __ ] but didn’t tell you all this just so you’d buy the art I just wanted to let you know because I think it would look good it’s up to you whether you purchase it or not but at least take a look and give some feedback um and kindly don’t call me a bot are you interested in see Bethany no I’m not I’m really not I’m sorry it’s just just not going to happen [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] why do you heal you’re such an [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] he actually don’t throw those [Music] [Music] [Music] thank God bro holy [ __ ] my bones a Time need to come hey what’s up AJ become a lord not even you a man cannot kill a god Wonder feel he’s just going to okay I thought he was going to [ __ ] dude I’m going to look like a okay no worries this helmet looks [ __ ] sick does it do anything sick that was a question least there’s CC in tomorrow I won’t be here [ __ ] I’m eating a spicy shrimp ramen just put more ghost pepper sauce in it Jesus Lord Lord help me for your for you um what’s a cc okay truthfully that took way too long to kill that boss but you know what dude we’re here can I get can I actually get up here am I am I supposed to go down maybe I’m supposed to go down Elden ring ahead hell yeah dude I got holy grease cool the [ __ ] do I go [Music] uh I mean I’m assuming it’s probably up the tree okay but I’m dropping my Twitter here if you have time take a look at it and also check out my Instagram um please don’t please don’t do that Bethany [Music] [Music] okay okay they did it anyway I said they’ll do it and they did it anyway way what have you done so far in the game um so I just beat that boss so we we currently um uh yeah we’re over it f it it a even like yeah that was stupid um So currently I have just um I just beat this little mini boss this is a new kind of unlocked area like I I was here before in the city but um after I killed malakith this whole city got covered in in Ash so or at least since I got rid of my maiden so I’ve only killed one I’ve only really killed one main boss um didn’t expect betrayal [Music] great by Fall doing this oh I can go around all these all these parts I’m on call so I can’t hear you give me one sec no you’re good you good up oh what about this way though wants more that guy was still tough though just string and let there be Armament oh so he’s just he’s he’s lying now I’m going do it anyway nothing a whole lot of [Music] nothing I do want to try the other way first but yeah AJ I haven’t done much only been on for 30 minutes so we just died a handful of times and then we killed the [Music] boss this is why we explore everything thing more grease there’s a whole lot of [Music] money oh AJ did you hear back from the job yet I don’t know if you want to talk about it here but why am I in battle the [ __ ] looks crazy yeah I thought you said youd know by Friday I should get a call Tech soon letting me know nice well I mean hey dude good luck I hope it works out and if you don’t want to talk about it then you don’t have to um but yeah if you get it let us know he’s a whole lot of money where do I jump did I get trolled to [Music] wait did I go to fatty Circle think I went in a fatty Circle okay that was useless I think I just got a little trolled right there is a whole lot of money sorry I to send out a work at it um I already finished it I just had to send them they say when people have flat feet they need to wear shoes with high arches so their feet adjust over time to have arches do you think your character has duck feet after all these hours in these shoes I mean you know luckily luckily Derek um they uh actually yeah dude these are [ __ ] up I think he does I I imagine they’re just like like Donald Duck feed they’re just just duck feet why did I say Donald Duck feet they’re just duck feet so yeah I think I think it’s prob you’re probably right bravery required ahead yay is this just like boss fight after boss fight dude I’m I’m over it already what happened to the Casual gaming [Music] bir Tre heal [ __ ] yes wait how many runes do I have not enough to get what I need unfortunate yeah I think I think he’s just [ __ ] dude he’s super flat footed it’s bad I gotta get my dude new shoes it also doesn’t help that he can’t I mean so this has nothing to do with his feet but this whole lifestyle it doesn’t help when I’m really living in almost complete darkness because I just have a pot over my head I’m assuming my posture isn’t great either like imagine walking with with that on your head it’s it’s probably not a great thing wait another boss fight [ __ ] give me a break dude dude I’m [ __ ] over this [ __ ] the pop builds character oh God who is it who the [ __ ] could this be it’s been a long while morot why is the last bit of this game just 60 [ __ ] bosses in a row long and hard did thou fight sorry I I killed him tarnished Warrior spurned by the grace of of gold be assured the Elden ring reth close at hand set in alarm for 30 minutes alas I am retured to be granted audience once more what the [ __ ] see it huh yeah it’s everything he just growled at me upon my it’s scary as Godfrey Godfrey oh I’ve heard about godfre Elden Lord he’s the first Elden Lord cool well Godfrey that’s really cool man oh I use my flame grant me strength already okay okay don’t seem that crazy [Music] [Music] did he just was no did he just split the map in half oh my God you could have Elden Lord dude I don’t even care anymore holy [ __ ] he doesn’t seem bad but this seems like a uh a weird Two-Face boss cuz I don’t think he’s done a single thing with that Lon on his back in that first phase and um I’m thinking he’s got a stick you know what I’m saying do you mind if I actually just get these okay oh [ __ ] I sorry I was honestly was not entirely ready for that [Music] one okay that’s cool I it was no today the death counter is going way the [ __ ] up that’s all I got to say it’s going way up so just everybody buckle up okay luckily I don’t feel like this guy has a ton of Health I feel like I hit pretty hard but you know we’re going to we’re going to see how this goes and we’re also going to do this and then we can go through here we’re going to two hand and then we’re going to do this go back to our health potions ah [ __ ] no dude stop it bro this guy’s crushing my ass oh dude he’s doing it again was no you know I really just accepted that uh okay so wait he does it do so I have to get off of the [ __ ] like the whole gravel all right I just updated all my Sims mods while on that call are all you and your Sims oh I’m not going to hit him with this oh my God tragic [Music] [Music] at least he’s oh my God I was going to say at least he’s semi attack slow but no oh dude please no dude [Music] stop brother please [Music] okay [Music] [Music] damn oh God here we go I haven’t se he [ __ ] here’s face to dude hey hi great oh he materializes before my very that will be all thou get me good service s cool oh this is not what I expected Phase 2 to be like what also hi bande I’ve given the courtesy enough does he just fight with his hands down he’s just a full ass fist fighter now I fight just horal Lou oh hor Lou I see War great sick dude so he’s about to be so aggressive oh oh [Music] okay no dude he’s doing Mortal Kombat [ __ ] he’s doing Mortal Kombat com combo zombie right [Music] now Crown is warrant with great great so he’s going to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] huh he literally started doing like Dragon Ball Z budai combo on me I love this character I hate this character the first Selden lore can suck my ass what’s up H does John Cena Gira yeah it’s F that was [ __ ] up dude all right I got to clean up phase one though all right now we can t some boy oh we [ __ ] that wasn’t good [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I forgot to hit that [ __ ] no no dude no bro GL toward no okay his first phase isn’t that bad but like a few of my FP attacks are not hitting because it’s like locking on in such a weird way so I I don’t think the first phase is all that bad I kind of do feel like this Salvage the first bit though I need to pop my I do need to pop my cisic I kind of want to save it for the second phase but I don’t think the second phase is all that forgiving to be honest [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] see it’s annoying when I can’t like a dude he does that no oh okay [Music] [ __ ] dude oh my God [ __ ] oh no no no I did okay oh yes no yeah [ __ ] suck my ass th strength yeah Crown I think you need to face this man on his terms when he disses his weon to face to you to H yours and show him you aren’t scared yeah I don’t know about that Derek I’m not sure if that’s how it’s going to work dude if I straight up just took my sword and dropped it to the side and just started [ __ ] punching this man oh gosh okay he wasn’t that bad he wasn’t that bad ooh oh wait I can still do another oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay we’re the next boss’s last boss fight wait actually and then I beat the game oh bro sorry for long message but I love the lore of him wait did you drop a long message I think I’m going to go into mind on that one you give me a lot dude I don’t believe I saw it wait I don’t believe I saw it no I did not see it I’m always down to hear it though dude I I like your lower pieces I think they’re important um God damn it it was too fat oh it was too fat damn are you able to copy and can you still see it and copy and paste it to like a DM or something offer on the brink oh see Sam would have really liked this if Sam was still here be wor of mist or beast ahead everybody’s been doing these these Mr Beast messages now and this [ __ ] is actually so funny I will damn you it okay and I will read it no lover head got ahead wait so this is literally I just I’m going to the last boss fight like right now this is it let there be beating to a pulp [ __ ] hold on hold on hold on cuz this is cool I’m about to beat the game I DM yet [ __ ] dude I’m about to actually like beat the game that’s crazy I’ve been get through these last couple boss fight is pretty quick actually I’m feeling I’m feeling good I think it’s my sisic help my cisic is helping a ton I add more hot sauce good [ __ ] god nice thank you AJ Grande refuses refuses to his fact wait BR Grande oh we’re first his fat clock as lore if it’s too big for this chat he is going to slide into Brandon’s DMS yeah wait that’s that sounds that sounds you’re you’re you’re making too much sense here Derek start the boss fight dude you guys don’t understand this is it this is it right here please don’t tell me that’s it this person’s hanging on a rune Arc Jesus Christ oh this is America like the queen of the land oh America I’ve heard so much about you you are so beautiful so beautiful is that slowmo or does her weapon just stay like that hi I just I just beat the first elen Lord my name is uh my name is Johnny the sins it’s oh dude it’s actually kind of hard that they don’t that they don’t even like um oh [ __ ] I thought I dodged that God you really hold that thing for a bit huh [ __ ] I don’t feel like you blow that up yep yep when you actually start understanding Elden ring boss fights oh get [ __ ] on oh you don’t okay sorry getting out of that oh I should have actually capitalized on it [ __ ] oh okay yeah yeah no that’s cool that’s cool that’s cool okay that’s fine just don’t do it again oh you got new [ __ ] that you’re throwing out here now this is [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] bro I don’t have a [ __ ] second to think about life no I actually was [ __ ] this [ __ ] up damn it oh this is ragon of course dude I [ __ ] stunned her and everything bro all right I need to I need to pop my cuz I didn’t have my 10% damage I actually think I might have just killed her right there if I’m being real with you so let me [ __ ] flame Grammy strength [ __ ] right now and then let me just pop my cystic out here ow oh dude hell yeah already Bro [ __ ] a damn I forgot it blows up ah you’re so annoying oh dude that’s tough all right that’s tough this actually not dude this is not a hard boss fight there’s going to be another phase I have to face though right there [ __ ] got to be another phase it’s her invisibility frames that of the problem dude okay DM was sent all right let me just I’m in a rhythm right now for Grand so I will read it immediately after because I’m kind of going I think I’m going to beat this chick’s ass yeah that that okay that’s why let me let me just let me make quick work of the of this chick here all right sorry I [ __ ] that up oh I just died okay we’re going to restart that I did not I that was a underwhelming performance by your boy I’m going to go get one hit at the beginning I’m I’m going to get one FP hit fighting her husband ragon yes that’s that’s what sorry I read that at the bottom um and I I was mistaking yeah you get it I don’t need to explain myself um um death counter right hey I mean I don’t really care if you tell me this or not is this just the only health bar actually you know what don’t tell me don’t tell me if this is the only health bar or not I don’t want to know because if there is a whole another [ __ ] health bar I got to fight then I’m going to be losing my [ __ ] actually [ __ ] I didn’t I didn’t beat it again man St there we go huge all right I’m hitting this [ __ ] guy so goddamn hard let’s just pop off thought I dodged that pop off Queen no that was such a [ __ ] freebie oh my God another freebie that I [ __ ] up oh brother I don’t know how that [ __ ] even oh man dude I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up man there was a jump attack that I could have easily I know it would have been a [ __ ] I know it would have been a stance break man oh my God how did I miss the free jump attack oh God that’s so annoying so when he does triple slam you can get behind him for final slam oh when when he does triple slam oh when he does like what he was doing right there with the invisibility frames oh yeah I don’t even need to dodge it when he’s up in the air you mean that’s so loud it’s so loud and so bright okay thank you I’m going to take this opportunity to [ __ ] you up dude oh my God [ __ ] me man oh I I literally rolled way before I should have no dude see it’s [ __ ] like that that [ __ ] pisses me off man I think I just died oh no he oh my god well he almost one shot me dude of course man dude I literally hate how this [ __ ] [ __ ] happens like that man uh oh dude come on bro this is pissing me off man thank you Jesus Christ though that was so [ __ ] annoying you’re going to come up and then [ __ ] I’m going to have to find a whole another goddamn [ __ ] thing again that dude should have died [ __ ] way long ago man are you actually dead oh the Elden ring is [Music] no please [Music] please oh my God and now he’s a blade of another boss I have to beat and that is the boss I have to beat it’s a Celestial sperm dude what in the world is that it’s literally this is a bronchos surus a celestial bronchos orus whoa whoa I have no wait I have no [ __ ] so I have to salvage my I have to salvage all of my healing potions I have no more this is literally it dude I cannot tell for the life of me how close I am to this guy yeah I I oh I can use torent when fighting that’s a long boy of Stars okay I hit him hard though that’s huge and I don’t think the fight’s that difficult so I need to be I need to be so much better on ragon it’s [ __ ] crazy unless wait do I just fight the Elden Beast now allies fight to cinema dude it’s it’s pretty cool I fight both all right we’re going to save the cysc for uh we’re going to save the cisic for Elden Beast well well this is going really well already I like getting slam [ __ ] by ragon immediately and having zero Health cool dude cool dude cool cool cool cool oh I got to add two right soz I didn’t even [ __ ] add two there you go think about doing some overtime today to get some extra money go go crazy bro this is going to be uh I just haded to is it a good meeting F like or are these normal meetings so I have three remembrance bosses and then DLC time nice is one of those Moog a dude see okay that will literally frustrate me till no end I I’m never going to [ __ ] get it right dude mg Millennia and one that is my second favorite cinematic boss I can’t believe I have to kill this guy and then I have to [ __ ] kill an Elden Beast cool at least the Elden Beast is he doesn’t feel like all that difficult but I mean I only fought him for all of 20 seconds [Music] so El be is rather yeah he’s he doesn’t feel that bad at least just from that little bit of time I spent there there’s a chance hopefully I can switch my schedule and you want it switched I’ll probably try him a couple times and then read your DM oh well that’s already dude I [ __ ] hate everything I hate everything oh just [ __ ] just slap my ass around daddy ragon the daddy I just ran into that [ __ ] cool dude suck my dick both ragon and N Beast are nowhere near Malik level although Malik is basically the Grim Reaper yeah I mean ragon does not feel that bad I’m just making stupid decisions now because I’m getting pissed yay the whole ending of this game is sick you know what at least hey Elden Lord was easy boss before him was not that bad um whatever that little [ __ ] shitty little night was so I don’t feel I don’t feel that bad but but the fact that they’re paying ragon with the Elden Beast now that’s that’s not all that fun I [ __ ] okay can I break him here right here right here he breaks yeah there we go okay cool [ __ ] I don’t know why I did that [ __ ] I don’t know why I did that either God damn it son of a [Music] [ __ ] no [Music] all right that was big I’m popping this now oh [ __ ] no oh God I don’t even know what this guy’s doing what are you even doing oh my God wait he’s tiny wait is he tiny or is this perspective I think it’s perspective no it’s not maybe he’s just getting tiny oh [ __ ] [ __ ] all right he beat my dick in huh both ragon and Elden Beast are nowhere near Malik oh you I already read that um sergon the guy who helped you with everything along the way he was watching you the whole game every Scarab the thing that gave you ashes War refilled your flasks have an eye on their back oh that he watched you through that’s [ __ ] cool before you could use torrent this was a cardio boss you couldn’t even always use torrent that’s crazy sorry bande I’ll read your message but I I just I’m kind of in a mode right now okay I actually do not think that it was that beneficial to uh save this flask cuz um because I don’t think I hit him enough anyway to where it’s going to make much of a difference so I think I’d rather just Jesus Christ I mean I really didn’t want to take that hit but here we are taking the hit [Music] we did it this time [ __ ] [ __ ] I need to get behind him on that slam [ __ ] don’t [ __ ] this up Brandon don’t [ __ ] this up Brandon there we go he didn’t [ __ ] it up only problem dude is I I really just like I suck dude I suck fighting on torrent man all right I’m gonna try not fighting him I don’t know I’m G to try not fighting him on torrent I literally hate I hate fighting horseback I think it’s like [ __ ] garbage in this game though I’m I’m not I’m not [ __ ] fighting him on Tor I’d rather run my ass all the way over to the guy I don’t even care I have a I have a question after I had this call a dude you’re [ __ ] okay you did a all right he hasn’t been doing this [ __ ] I’m dead oh [ __ ] no I need to get behind you [Music] oh my God your invisibility frames make me want to die die want to call the white guy super nice he told his granddaughter to do something and she said I don’t want to I don’t want to and give him attitude I was like oh is the race important here is this is this like I I don’t know if this is going to be F why is wait that’s well that’s it though oh [ __ ] can I stun the elen Beast ber Grande can I stun him because in my mind I’m like maybe I just keep flame grant me strength and my cysc for him and try to stun him what was a question um C can I stun I can stun the Elden Beast it’s weak spot is on his chest hold on let me put this other video this in this chat hold up yeah um okay so do I do I try to fight this without my cisic on this first phase I think I can do it cuz I don’t think it really matters um or sorry my cisic and Flame grant me strength can I double up my Buffs can I do flame grant me strength and blood Flame can I do both of them I guess it doesn’t really matter actually I’m going to see the damage difference on this first uh FP attack though so I’m going to like 14 44 is what I think it usually is it’s not that much different wow that was a that was an incredibly delayed uh delayed attack there huh I’m dead I’m dead okay cool dude [ __ ] me man oh God why why why you can do both ragon and El Beast massively resist bleed and fire damage Elden Beast is immune to every status in the game so okay cool I’m going to see if I can run up and get two FP attacks on this guy off the rib I don’t think it’s going to happen cuz I’ve tried it before but I’m going to try it again dude oh my God all right yep [ __ ] that up just [ __ ] me up huh Jesus [ __ ] me sideways brother please brother in Christ I’m in sham billies I’m in shamb billies again and it’s not cuz it’s hard it’s cuz I think I’m getting frustrated someone stop me before he gets out of pocket before the streamer gets out of pocket all right [ __ ] it I’m using flame Grammy strength in the beginning here I’ll do my sisic but BR do not rage I’m raging I’m raging it’s too late D see sometimes he does the weirdest [ __ ] oh like that [ __ ] is so annoying to me dude thank God see that I don’t understand like [Music] [Music] oh your invisibility frames are so Kaka poo poo K got poop I tell [Music] you what what the [ __ ] oh I have no FP I was like dude why’ that hit like [ __ ] [ __ ] nice dude I’m [ __ ] trash I’m trash at the game or just [ __ ] you you [ __ ] boy lip bites okay if you get out of pocket I’mma [ __ ] you so you got to stand close to him on the triple slam he’s about to do the third slam well towards him you end up behind him I I I know I know I’m trying but I’m always at a position as soon as he goes up and do it and does it so I just feel like I’m running for my [ __ ] life anyway also the one thing about the lion claw um that’s actually crushing my soul a little bit is that when I do this slam I can’t rotate my character fast enough to hit so like if he’s I don’t know the way I’m not even going to try to [ __ ] explain it sometimes the Lion’s claw just [ __ ] me up legitimately dude sometimes I sometimes you don’t do that [ __ ] oh I’m [ __ ] up majorly dude oh my God wait this is oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me man we’ve Ted up like over 40 deaths today I think uh don’t be don’t be where he is hitting his attacks appear to be what is lowering your health I hate you go away at least you know what’s coming yeah you had a position just roll towards him to dodge it you’re missing I’m noticing it’s because you are in his face as your character bounces off ragon so go for Lions Claw at a bit of a distance so you don’t bounce off of him I saw to bounce off of him it’s like so if he’s here right or use this blood stain as an example if he’s here and then I dodge him and I’m back here but I’m locked on when I turn my lion claw sometimes lands here or like I overcompensate and it lands here it just it sucks it doesn’t like I can’t just rotate my character and boom hit him a lion’s claw it’s like I I land here or I land here but I never hit him it’s annoying as [ __ ] it is annoying as [ __ ] on this boss only like it hasn’t really been much of a problem on the other ones but this one it’s like his his hitbox is already tinier so it just makes it like incredibly obnoxious to hit well I should have followed up on that attack [ __ ] not the right not the right not the right one oh my God thank god dude suck my ass a all right I need a break from ragon what else can I do in this [ __ ] game what else can I do to level up is there anything over here I got to do only thing I have left are bosses where’s that stupid ass uh tree Beast that was beating me underground you guys remember that early it’s like a her tree Spirit thing that’s beating my ass underground maybe I could kill him now I don’t know uh take a second read DM let’s do that okay so horu was a warrior Beyond Comprehension the lion on his back sarash as a God that he killed or as a God that he killed and had grafted to his back like godri does America married him and made him change his name to Godfrey cuz God wait cuz God I’m name and it sounds proper uh anyway America and Gaffrey had five kids Godwin Molina Mesmer Moog marget America wanted to kill margar or marget and Moog right away oh marget Moog right um since they were Omens but Godfrey told her know making them stay in the sewer so they can survive at least America never forgot never forgot this and wanted to leave Godfree for even standing or for even standing up for her but before she did she sent Godfrey and his soldiers The Crucible night to the mountain tops of giants to take them take them and kill them America was worried the Gods uh America was worried that God the god that the Giants War oh that the gods at the giant Giants warship would overthrow her uh once it was done America left Godfree and kicked him as well as his soldiers and his followers to the curb Amica or L the first tarnished oh making making him the first tarnished uh every tarnish comes from his tribe so so he is a tarnish Jesus okay another little detail I love this um you know how at sights of Grace you can see the golden light that guides you where you want to go yes um well when Godfrey looks at margot’s dead body and it fades away marget turns into a Grace and that Grace light points us to oh to us oh see I noticed it was pointing somewhere um um yeah dude I remember when he was doing it I was like oh that looks like a Grace I didn’t realize it was pointing to us so that’s really cool that implies that that we are the next boss for Godfrey oh well godfre kind of got clapped Godfrey sucks Godfrey’s ass bro that’s really cool so wait they had okay so wait they had five k five kids Godwin Molina Mesmer Mogan marget have I did I fight Godwin or did I fight somebody else with a similar name and I didn’t fight Molina or Mesmer are those in going to be in the DLC cuz Mogan marget I fought Godwin was Godwin the uh Godwin the golden is that what he was I love Godfrey as a character he’s so badass he’s cool I loved his line like his look was dope but I kind of cheed him a little bit um did we fight Godwin I know we didn’t fight Molina and Mesmer or as I remember Godwin is a guy in the deep root depths the fish looking guy oh oh oh right okay he’s Goin the golden okay so we didn’t even really fight him we fought some things to spawn for us and then Molina and Mesmer no we did not fight them oh right you could if you do a quest yes okay right um like gu if there’s really nothing to do um Molina was the woman who gave you torrent and oh right right okay sorry sorry Molina is I was I was trying to think of bosses I I totally just looked past the fact that she’s legitimately legitimately with me like the whole way oh wellit I haven’t even done this one so I might as well just do that for funsies I don’t think it’ll mean anything but mesmer’s DLC okay wait did I do [Music] it so where you fought godric oh whoops I need to [Music] go yeah I didn’t even do this one so I might as well do it hopefully I don’t get like enough runin St almost get me to 100 no there there’s actually no way that it’ll be that much the DLC through item description so I don’t feel bad for saying this we found out Molina is sisters with Mesmer and Mesmer is a son of America oh okay are you ready for a mind [ __ ] that still messes with this community lay it on me okay so that’s so that’s how you find out that that he is um a son in in millus okay Ron America are the same person well okay I think I already knew that because yeah I mean I definitely already knew that because you you said this is America and then it said ragon I thought I knew that because because of what you said did I not fight this Crucible M oh I guess I didn’t fight The Crucible Knight but how does that work though I mean what am I saying this dude has legitimately has a [ __ ] Elden ring that’s just like existing in his body that’s all mind [ __ ] that’s all of mine [ __ ] [Music] did I miss anything else I think I just I have to go suffer the wrath of this [ __ ] I don’t think I really missed anything major is that something that could be [Music] something you know what I was thinking I was like damn I’m actually really sad that I’m coming to the end of this game and then I realized brother there’s a DLC and you haven’t even beaten the last boss you got work to do buddy all right let’s try this again go beat raton’s ass and then get just worm [ __ ] by by the Elden Beast so is that all Elden beasts look like or is there only one you can go fight the OG first elen Lord before these guys if you want oh do I still H do I still have him I mean I could oh well then if I don’t have to Sure dude I will do that let me mean let me try this one more time um but but yeah I mean cuz you said I have three Rememberance bosses anyway right so I might as well go and fight fight him why not [ __ ] oh I [ __ ] that up oh see that one always [ __ ] me up actually [ __ ] dude see it’s that okay it’s that one that [ __ ] me up it’s legitimately that one that [ __ ] me [Music] up of course of course you’re going to be annoying I jump backwards anyway my bad dude just [ __ ] kill me bro CU I’m going to die anyway I’m just going to [ __ ] die anyway dude it doesn’t even matter I’m missing all these [ __ ] attacks dude who cares just kill me [Music] doesn’t even matter doesn’t matter [Music] doesn’t even matter um so on the map to the top right you will see a PL you’ll see the place to fight mikit fast travel fast travel beside the Great Bridge side of Grace once you spawn turn around and take the lift down immediately Head West out the doorway okay hold on I’m going to have to let me let me just let me get there hold on so uh it was [ __ ] I already forgot where I fought malakith go to the top right oh wait wait where I fought malakith over here right beside the Great Bridge um okay take the lift down immediately Head West and out the doorway head that way till wa immediately Head West what do you mean East I’ll go down the stairs bro are you [ __ ] out of your mind this guy’s literally [ __ ] blind firing [ __ ] off [Music] um uh hold on let me [ __ ] kill this idiot and then look down and I’ll see a path is this oh I see I was wondering how to get over here oh I just jumped off oh my God I thought I legitimately jumped off all the path and lay down on the center thing at the end oh okay I look stupid it’s a dragon I really don’t oh man that goes hard wait holy [ __ ] it’s rotating up away [ __ ] that’s tight this is cool everything’s piecing back together oh are we going to be inside the NATO dude am I inside the NATO that would go so hard if we’re surrounded by this thing I hate how big this is actually it’s lit this looks like a perfect spot for a dragon to fly down and [ __ ] me yep sure looks like it dragonesque Beast to me cool oh it’s a two-headed dragon cuz you know what guess what one that that would be so stupid right oh no where is it no it’s so far over here thank god dude why did it do like no damage to that guy please yeah I’m not really the biggest fan of uh what’s going on [Music] here no oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] see the guy wait why am I light attacks actually hitting for more right now is there a reason Jesus mother of Christ [Music] please the dragon is touchdown oh no [Music] [Music] stop it no oh my God the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] are you no [Music] because I almost killed the boss first try and I [ __ ] up cuz they had [ __ ] lasers I don’t know they just have they just get random [ __ ] this stupid game de the stupid stupid Game Dev is like we’re just going to give him random [ __ ] [ __ ] huh I know oh I got to add of death dude I was [ __ ] up that stupid ugly dragon I don’t care that he lost a head I don’t give a [ __ ] if he’s going to if he’s going to act like that you know what that was dude that was a dragon a dragon tantrum is what that was yeah I I realized I should have pushed him but I felt so far let me just put this up so I don’t have to excuse me is Sid asking why you turned into Mickey Mouse right before you died no she was like um she said why are you uh why are you in silence and I was like I was like cuz I almost killed the boss first try and then I died at the end oh wait oh no I shouldn’t have even done it then I shouldn’t have even done it then man so it matters where you hit him okay so it looks like his rumpus is a good side to go to [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] I think I just have to run away from him when he does that I don’t really know though does he go in the way of his mist oh I’m going to get hit by this when will he ever land oh I didn’t dodge it I didn’t dodge it I didn’t dodge it oh I didn’t do good I’m not doing good oh [ __ ] I did I’ve never seen that ability before and I’ve never seen that ability [Music] before okay these are all these are all kind of kind of new to me right [Music] [Music] now Poli system just oh my God thanks bleed appreciate it welcome to the stream no no dude I can’t get out of it quick enough the [ __ ] heal I’m going to I’m going to get hit by it again I’m going to die again I actually dodged at that time okay so I have no Health yeah that ain’t going to [ __ ] happen dude B what’s up thank you for the follow I appreciate it um all right so I think I have to just run from so when he slams oh it’s a nuke that okay best place to be is smacking his tail when he breathes fire back up stps hits tail again okay all right did I update my my death thing I don’t know it all becomes so mindless and these aren’t even bosses I need right these are just bosses that like Jesus Christ I thought he hit me oh I didn’t add to death okay is’s it not main story bosses so I don’t even need him cool you’re the last two bosses of the game ragon nelden Beast okay but this this will give me probably enough money to uh to get another point right I’m assuming so yeah this to get you more runes and levels yeah and I could definitely beat this guy too I actually didn’t get a second stun off which is a little disappointing but this is a cool boss fight though I’m going to do it again I’m going to get in the thick of it bro okay I have to pay attention no bro oh my God no it’s so far it’s so far oh my God I don’t want it I don’t want it does he do it three times oh my God unbelievable oh dude I’m seeing I’m seeing abilities I’ve actually not seen before and it’s pissing me [Music] off oh [ __ ] oh I don’t want to die by this fire how though dude dude oh my God he’s doing [ __ ] I haven’t seen man how do I even Dodge that [Music] bro [Music] [Music] how I didn’t know if my sword still had that I’m not really sure to check you are ugly I still don’t know how to dodge that rip rip such a rip dude come on un [ __ ] real I don’t know how to dodge that [Music] attack it’s the one where he swipes his right his right hand and then even if I successfully Dodge the actual swipe it’s the um it’s the effect afterwards like how do I I don’t know how to dodge that it’s just dodging twice basically or Dodge once at the perfect time so I have to dodge and then Dodge again okay and it’s only that right hand effect it’s not it’s not even the left hand or anything so I dodge those fine the lightning I’m not getting so bad at though he says as he get hits by the lightning okay never mind I thought I was about to oh [ __ ] he’s doing it again no he doesn’t do it four times I’m stuck I’m going to get hit this oh my God I got so lucky dude I just I just can’t shake it [Music] God [ __ ] damn dude woo [Music] oh see that was I mean that was going to be a little tricky I guess I’m I’m dead [ __ ] please no [Music] yeah that’s that’s just going to be a perfectly time Dodge yep of course dude secret to this fight is not to get hit by attacks and to hit him first in case you didn’t know God damn it I’m banning all of you our power went out man for a bit oh no you good AJ you’re all good you didn’t miss much I’m just getting [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] on I got a few more attempts um I got a few more attempts in me and then I got to pop off but um what I what I will say if anybody isn’t in the Discord and is lurking about here and is new um I’m doing two streams today so I will be back on at 8 or 8:30 or between 8 and 8:30 Pacific Standard Time thank you bande um so yeah you can you can click that Discord link and join it um a few attempts meaning like I’m just I’m playing it by here um I was going to be on till like 1:30ish probably so like you know 45 minutes about but um well we’ll just play it by here um yeah will have a later stream tonight so I’m doing going to do two and one day you got this I know I it’s a real shame cuz it’s just the lasers that were [ __ ] me up at the uh the first time I fought the guy he’s definitely not like that difficult of a boss either but it’s like you said before B Grande it’s like the impatience right of just uh you know you [ __ ] want to get in there and just start beating the [ __ ] uh with the boys I don’t think so I mean I was asked to do it and I just um I I got I want to beat this game I mean if I if I beat Elden ring then we’ll probably play like lethal company or something like that um but I got to um I have to beat this game [ __ ] your tail [ __ ] me huh [Music] [Music] yes stupid dragon [Applause] [Music] no dude oh it’s so annoying ah dude it’s it’s cuz the [ __ ] see it’s oh it’s happening again wait is say head down oh no it’s not [Music] you’re such a boring Dragon I’m just going to top off why not and see that kind of sucks it’s just impossible man oh [ __ ] I didn’t know you did all that [ __ ] man sh no bro no yes yes yes he’s dead let’s go stupid dragon lord ooh lots of runes see that’s good that’s like two level UPS right there um M&M’s new album dropped last night I’m so hyped I didn’t even know he dropped a new album is it good let’s go okay so I basically get two I was here let’s go POG we did do it we did do it um okay oh you listening to it now nice so what do I go into I mean I’m going to do one into strength because I just want to you know hit harder why not um not really feeling like I need endurance anymore more so I guess mind and strength probably and then I can go kill for like 40 or 50,000 more I can go kill some other things yeah I’m going to do mind and strength cuz that goes up the 110 yeah let’s do that actually let me pop all these too still keep forgetting to pop my Rune arcs I’m not going to be far off though it’s pretty good h cuz Eminem has been really hit or miss for me as of late to be honest his last album I thought was pretty good but let me pop this before I forget yeah his last album was pretty good or some songs in it I thought were really cool but you know what is this going to take too [ __ ] long I’ll just do it whatever H was good Houdini was really good I like uh Godzilla was such a [ __ ] is that the last album Godzilla the one with uh juice world that [ __ ] was really good yes it is yeah okay so I like that one I like the one with Anderson pack that song is insanely good um what other one was really good Houdini I can’t remember okay so and juice is my favorite artist of all time juice is insanely good dude like you should man if you ask Sid how much I bump juice world in the car dude man I go crazy for juice world who did he come out last month oh oh um I don’t know if I heard them this freestyle wasn’t hour wait what the [ __ ] sure go ahead I still need to do this thing but I can’t see invisible enemies so it kind of makes it a little tricky uh also why are my pings over here let’s just do that please stop oh that’s why I didn’t go over here yet cuz this [ __ ] guy makes my [ __ ] so framy like when he shoots all that stuff dude oh my [ __ ] is so buggy please oh [ __ ] yeah hold on I got dude I’m actually oh God I’m actually not going to go I get so it get so framy look at that [ __ ] no I appreciate it for gred sorry guys just understand I need Monies I really want to get a 999 T across my back too do it don’t let anybody tell you differently brother oh wait I ain’t [ __ ] with no bears bro I ain’t [ __ ] with no bears got be more caves over here and [ __ ] right there’s this thing [ __ ] it let’s go see what it is I thought I cleared all these markers did I already make all these I’m losing weight so like lose the weight then get it there you go more incentive then give yourself like a uh give yourself a goal set that [ __ ] and then get the tattoo when you hit it there you go I will tell you different we’ll take a somber oh monies so is there any way to actually uh would actually clear this uh this whole snow issue wait that golden seep is huge oh [ __ ] oh you big brute man oh [ __ ] hey why you why you sending the dogs out [ __ ] yo yo stand your Pooch down bro thank you holy [ __ ] yo I hate the dogs [Music] stop okay hold on I need you guys to hold up even talk highly juice and his freestyle ability was crazy yeah juice was nuts oh wait this is what I needed to see invisible enemies a sleep build up wasn’t this what ly was talking about so why I can see inviz [Music] damn this posture Drass find that guy why you worried about [Music] me anyone to watch the new Captain America trailer uh no I didn’t even know there was one for the is it for the series day no Marvel Marvel’s kind of it’s kind of whatever for me now it it has its highs like like Loki ask then it’s got its lows like the Marvels and it’s black Captain America no I know it is I know it is I watched the first um I watched uh Captain America and Falcon when he became got Captain America although I don’t really remember if they gave him like a suit yet or not I was like that’s my my word I use for my BL okay I don’t know what that is and I’d prefer not to know what that is oh hell yeah brother oh you’re the real one solve a puzzle to enter okay what’s the puzzle looks like Chris Evans one when he did the Winter Soldier okay almost [Music] what the [ __ ] the puzzle [Music] [Music] is they’re introducing the Red Hulk as well H interesting so now I wonder if the Hulk will be in there actually but they nerfed him after infinity war or She-Hulk your guess is just as good as mine I do not to know uh did I have enough to do this I don’t think I did what all right added another flask that’s cool now we can level up so I already did strength and mind let me just do another strength [ __ ] it why not I’m going to go see Deadpool and Wolverine Premiere tonight oh it premieres tonight s i are singing on the 25 wait it premieres tonight oh damn s s i are seen it on the 25th so don’t say anything I want to but I work my favorite restaurant was like I’ll see you you on July 2 wait I’m going to go see Deadpool and Wolverine oh Premier [Laughter] night oh that’s good [ __ ] yeah well you know you know F here’s the thing I just read everything very fast because uh you know streamer brain you just glance and that’s that’s about all you do all right um I got a couple more attempts at ragon and Elden beast and then I’m off so let’s go see what we can do we got another flask so that’s actually or no we got we did get another flask so that’s huge I’m a streamer and I read everything out so we built different we are built different I I don’t I look over I read a couple words and I try to put the sentence together and then boom there we go that’s your streamer this is why you guys are here sick okay so we hit this guy for uh 1,444 damage before we upgraded our strength twice okay that is definitely harder oh well I’m a piece of [ __ ] huh dude holy mother [ __ ] God [Music] [Music] of course you’re going to [ __ ] do your [ __ ] [Music] wow I got that stun very very late dude that was a super super late stun that is bad but whatever you know what you could do before the the game at eight no that’s what I was going to do BR Grande I was going to react to all the stuff that was in there that was my plan bam oh be okay being locked on this guy Jesus [ __ ] [ __ ] that that was a that was a painful [ __ ] right there I’m not even sure what that was uh but yeah B I’m going to react to all the stream all the stuff inside of that uh streamer react I’m sitting outside and it feels nice nice it’s yeah it’s kind of a cloudy day here too I’m actually excited to take Gizzy on her walk she’s usually hot as hell but I’ll be able to do a full one so that’ll actually be really nice Sid’s legitimately eating out of a full ass pan who said that no I just I looked over and you just a full ass you know [ __ ] the [ __ ] the bull you know no I respect it it’s sunny here yeah we actually got cloudy weather again I’m like I’m you know I can never take Gizzy out for an actual walk anymore cuz it’s hot a sin and so now it be nice I might even go for a run too your boy ran the 5K and he was out for like [ __ ] a full ass week bro oh it’s 110 here my God I mean it’s probably still pretty hot here I just don’t um Jesus Christ hold on babe sorry [ __ ] dude I’m dead [ __ ] this [ __ ] is so annoying this guy is a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] 82 it’s 82 here so it actually feels nice [ __ ] ragon man God damn it all right I got one more try before I roundhouse kick uh I don’t know any puppy I see out there when when we’re on our walk maybe a handful more tries not not just one written test for uh uh like your driver’s test have you not how a license or or you talking about something completely different brother please you’re so [ __ ] annoying you’re so [ __ ] annoying oh just [ __ ] kill me dude who cares just [ __ ] kill me wait I’m heavy rolling I’m heavy rolling I just realized that okay that’s actually not good thank God wait am I [ __ ] hit [Music] okay you oh you never had one I had really bad anxiety behind the wheel I mean I I don’t blame you but you do kind of have to conquer that because it is very important to probably have that um I’m heavy oh son of a beasting [ __ ] son of a beasting there we go that is tragic It was 95 here yesterday uh way too warm for me it was the warmest day of the year so 120 degrees warmer than the coldest day Jesus Christ so you guys you guys get like Polar Opposites then huh so I have some friends helping me good it’s you know F it’s going to be tough to get over that anxiety but like once you get comfortable it’s it’s all repetition too so like once you get comfortable you’re going to be good that actually is hot for you though Derek godd damn [ __ ] suck my ass of course you’re going to hit that why wouldn’t you of course you’re going to hit that too why not dude mother [ __ ] I’m back what’s up AJ welcome back you’re about to watch my [ __ ] demise and watch this controller fly out the damn window r g going eat my ass yeah the difference between our extreme heat and the extreme coal is kind of nutty yeah you got you got opposite sides of the Spectrum right there to be honest though it was like that when I lived uh like an hour north of ym now like an hour North La um cuz we lived in I mean we lived in a desert city so it got it got cold as [ __ ] in the winter and it’s hot as hell um hot as hell in the uh in the summer [ __ ] thank god dude I really thought I was about to get cheap by that ability again I’m not even really sure how to to get away from that if I’m being honest with you [Music] [ __ ] why did I just like [ __ ] me man I was really banking on the fact that this [ __ ] would get stunned [ __ ] me man okay one more trying them off one more time I’m off cuz I got to eat I’m hungry um whenever I go out by myself I’m mostly taking in Uber or someplace and walking everywhere save that money save that money Uber can be expensive hey it’s worth it trust me having that Independence is is like the best thing ever I was also like not the most fond of getting a license but soon as I did dude I was incredibly grateful to uh incredibly grateful to actually have that ability so it’s worth uh every minute of the anxiety Trust okay that’s not bad a bad [Music] [Music] start see dude I don’t know B says I can [ __ ] Dodge that I just can’t Dodge that [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] thank God man I did not want to try to dodge that [ __ ] ass attack if I do get I can go see Sid and true then it’s a girls day maybe it’s up to them um [ __ ] I think the hit you are not dodging is because you are rolling side to side I think you need to roll well it’s it’s an so it’s an AOE so I can dodge it by Rolling but it’s the third attack That’s like [ __ ] me up [Music] a [ __ ] that was doing major damage right there nice nice [ __ ] [ __ ] that wasn’t great can can anybody see what the [ __ ] is going on here oh my God I got another stun you’re literally sucking me [Music] brother don’t do some stupy [ __ ] he’s doing the Elden ring [ __ ] no the [ __ ] is this ability brother oh no he’s doing Elden ring things no no listen Mr beasty I I like absolutely come on one more swing let’s [ __ ] go give me that [ __ ] [Applause] woo you just beat the [ __ ] game yeah let’s [ __ ] go all right we’re just kind of crushing let’s go baby hold on a second let’s go okay um okay now go to Blue sign this one oh summon Ronnie appreciate it AJ oh dude dude let’s [ __ ] go the battle is over I see yeah it is he beat my ass oh I always forget she has so many uh you has so many hands [ __ ] this is crazy I do solemnly swear I up to no good to every living being and every living Soul now cometh the age of the Stars a Thousand-Year Voyage under the wisdom of the Moon here Beth the chill night that encompasses all reaching the great beyond into fear doubt and loneliness as the path stretcheth Into [Music] Darkness I just have a pot on my head it’s embarrassing well then shall we uh which hand do I grab which one does he grab Fair consort eternal wow and George R Martin Miyazaki let’s go baby oh dude what a [ __ ] game what a [Music] game hey dude after beating that that’s a top three that’s an easy top three now I I I knew it kind of was sitting up there before but that’s one of the greatest games I’ve ever played I do however kind of wish that the ending was like but is that ending ensuing that there’s more to come which is probably like a DLC type thing that I’ll learn more about cuz cuz I feel like I’m I’m lacking in like a bit of fulfillment in terms of that end cinematic but 360 deaths hit me up when you do your Flawless run okay all right dude you know what Derek suck my suck my ass 360 for a player that’s never played Dark Souls I feel like it’s not bad I really do feel like it’s not bad and I lost 30 of those deaths to stupid ass godre should I wait for this whole thing to uh go is this like a Marvel film where there’s something after the credits um Skyrim will always be my favorite game of all time okay begin journey two if you do not start over now you can you can choose to begin journey 2 later at the table of lost Grace and the round hold table or Round Table hold so Journey 2 is just New Game Plus right but I don’t want to do this because I still want to beat melenia and right I just want to make sure I don’t [ __ ] this up I don’t want to do Journey 2 um say no okay cool that’s what I figured I was like I don’t I don’t think I want to do Journey 2 um yeah uh maybe it’s a number two it is definitely for certain not a number one cuz Skyrim will always have that place in my heart um and then World of Warcraft I mean depending on what time period of World of Warcraft I still think Elder ring sits number three because I do think Wrath of the Lich King World of Warcraft was like the peak for me and like a perfect version of the game so wrath and and Kata so it’s it’s going to be a three still but man was that [ __ ] awesome in terms of challenge purely because it’s like solo content I think it’s definitely the hardest of the games because I think doing solo stuff and wow is easy solo stuff and Skyrim’s pretty easy comparable um you can still do the game so say right right um so yeah number three so it’s worth every penny I paid as viewer and I dude now now dude I got DLC [ __ ] to do at a later time so I’m definitely not at the point yet and I’m glad bande another big hey dude another big shout out to you for uh oh wait I’m I’m going to the wrong one it is the Fingers um yeah big shout out to you for for all the lore pieces you were you were doing just bu like buying the game obviously um [ __ ] I keep [ __ ] this set um that that was awesome and we still I mean we still got work to do whole [ __ ] DLC in Millennia that will be stuck on for 40 hours straight I’m sure damn of course it was my pleas I love it dude hell yeah oh my god look how much I just realized how many [ __ ] runes I have wait this is a colossal sword malachit blade is that not oh I need 20 faith both the malus rewards are dope oh I get to use his death slices dude so is that not a good sword like which sword is better than this one or or I’m sorry I know there is not a better sword than this one but what um is maliki’s pretty close I haven’t done that cave it’s going to kill me cuz I’ve seen it ringing favorite games of all time is hard tough to compare games of different genres that could also be separated by De es it is but I’ve always had Skyrim Skyrim was my favorite game of all time I think it’s just I mean it’s perfect it’s fun you can do so much different [ __ ] in there um so many different ways to build even if they’re not viable um so I just I mean I think it’s amazing but but you’re right it is hard it is hard which is why like I can’t do a top five it’s tougher to do a top five but top three for me that is uh that’s got to be my move [ __ ] dude we’re going to do that dude feels good man feels good how do I remove all markers remove all markers okay I didn’t get rid of all [Music] those where did I put all these other ones there’s got to be a way to remove all of them right [Music] better in some ways worse than others okay so scales with [Music] faith oh so before DLC and after Millenia and Moog we need a tier list of the bosses should I wait till I kill melenia and Moog though I feel like that’s fair to to do that sorry I’m I’m going to look for my markers I don’t know where the [ __ ] these things [Music] are there way to clear all of those I mean I don’t know why I put my last one but you promises Mexi listed them too so just the m so I would do like uh actually I’m gonna dude what am I doing bro oh I can’t even [ __ ] use it [Music] ah dude I want to use Malik sword so bad though this thing looks dope so should I do main story bosses and then do another one where it’s well I would Overkill is it Overkill to do main story bosses and then do uh then do main story bosses and all remembrance bosses do remembrance bosses only okay so okay so I okay I’ll do that so you know what damn look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] brother yo that’s tight anything that has a face makes things a little more complex doesn’t it um Define a face that’s going to be a little bit trickier to uh going to be a little bit trickier to uh figure out out here in Elden [Music] ring something’s kind of appeared like they have a face and it’s not okay so tonight then what I will do um hey I have to kill this Dragon too at some point oh [ __ ] um so tonight before we even do the streamers react or maybe we’ll do do the react and then we’ll we’ll rank the bosses I just need to be reminded though or I’ll make a note of it dude I’m so [ __ ] hyped man that is that is so cool oh this weapon does no damage okay we’re not going to use this I don’t want to make this take any more time than it has to CU I have to get off um that’s better so now Malik sword is also level one so well I didn’t even use Malik sword but oh you’re saying it is if I do use it yeah um so I just really start leveling up like cuz I want to use malaka sword too so I could really just start leveling that up with my stuff as well just cuz why not I think that’s what I’m actually going to do is this a secret so I come here for no reason also I got to get my drip right too actually I kind of again I need this [ __ ] though yeah I’m going to start leveling a Malik sword um because I feel like it just goes pretty hard that I oh [ __ ] watch our [ __ ] RS here I didn’t even see what the [ __ ] we have no problems buddy cuz it just goes kind of hard if I can use this [ __ ] wait did I come from up here where did that guy just run from I’m actually getting lost on this [ __ ] this is what it is what’s up fool oh [ __ ] Bo my bad here we go a stone own Digger troll no sick all right that’s done um okay I am going to get off um I just wanted to do that random dungeon that I saw and I couldn’t leave it uh Roar Medallion is pretty good um what does it do oh make makes a lot of sense um okay I’m going to hop off well that was an a climatic holy [ __ ] bro that was sick well it’s super low level so it’s nothing it’s actually nothing that’s super impressive um [ __ ] yeah dude we beat the [ __ ] game let’s go let’s go [Music] um level 136 and Moog is level 140 so I should be able to go up there and bust his ass um what’s up V dude I’m literally about to hop off and you missed me beat the game um okay so here’s the plan you beat the game I did beat the game V it was [ __ ] sick I did Ronnie’s ending um I struggled the most on ragon but I didn’t really struggle so much on the Elden Beast I didn’t get to fight his face so much um but when I got to Elden Beast it wasn’t too bad um but it took me a pretty good amount of tries to do it I don’t know how much um yeah I saw the death counter yeah it went up quite a bit um but we did beat it and we’re stoked and now we’re just going to prep for DLC we just need melenia and we’re gonna do Moog so okay um I will be back on we’re this is one of two streams today so I’ll be back on around um 8 to 8:30ish Pacific Time who in Moog uh Millennia oh my God he she who she shall not be named sorry um so we’re gonna I don’t know exactly what we’re going to do um wait did you spell wrong or does it just not show up for me on my stream thing that to show up on my stream thing maybe it doesn’t time to self ban from your stream your rule is not mine [ __ ] I keep forgetting we don’t say her [ __ ] name until she’s dead um thank you there you go wait did he spell it wrong oh he did you switch you switch the E did I spell it wrong is it m or em I don’t know okay I’ll be back on at 8 8:30 Pacific Standard time um it’s Mal okay perfect for Grande you dumb dumb we’re going to do a tier list of the the main bosses and then we will wait until we kill um she Who Shall Not Be Named and Moog and then we’ll do a remembrance boss tier list but we’ll do the main ones first uh because I think that’ll be fun I’m going to make a reminder right now so we’ll do that maybe not top of stream we’re going to react to streamer react in the Discord channel so make sure to go and put all your [ __ ] you want to watch me react to in there and we’ll do that first and then we may play and just try to beat Moog and get to the DLC or we’ll play with the boys we don’t I don’t really know what we’re going to do yet but uh appreciate you guys I got to go CU I got to walk my dog and eat lunch so yeah I’ll see you guys then doubt I could h on on the stream ah okay all right well if you can V I’ll see you if not thanks for hopping in right now
