Football Come Dine With Me – Ep.2

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welcome back to Newcastle hey hey lad we got Greg s Andel it’s a cloudy Sky guess what I got last time I was here what that this that’s I tell you what what an intro man it’s crazy that he’s bottling it now that he’s the actual main character well for my hometown video Lads I’m taking you don’t get nervous I’m taking you on a tour I’m taking you on a tour of the Northeast so we’re stand here in Newcastle going to spot by in fish bur I’m getting actually nerves look at the actual I’m going to stop by in the mighty fish burn I’m going to end up in Harley Bill to watch the Mony monkey [Laughter] hanger oh God so the monkey hangers hold his hand anyways right I’m going to make a quick phone call and then we’ll go oh great stand in the cold hi Mom can you pick us up this freezing like [Music] but first let’s take it back to this morning where things had already went tits up you we’re stranded stranded in the north okay we are actually stranded in the north on the way to Newcastle for Louis’s Hometown episode great picture of time and we’ve just had some news the train in front has come off the light no no no that hasn’t happened no what happened you know like the wires up top it’s derailed from the top okay yeah so it’s not come off well it’s come off the rails the you’re coming up the rails you know hasard derailed I would dare yeah backwards cap that’s a new look now take your clothes off I honestly don’t think he knows what he’s having today going to kick his dog why you just fly you can’t [ __ ] see after a lovely 30 minute wait on the train we finally arrived in Newcastle oh we and after a quick stop off at Gregs we were off to our first location I actually think I know what it is I reckon you got us a party bus you have no clue what 9: a.m. on the [ __ ] what day is it today Tuesday with G Gaz and the lads I’m going to get [ __ ] mortal guys messaged me over Christmas what to say want to play golf I’m guessing he’s said we man Le we’re not getting a bus are we well we have to get where we’re going Le I don’t get buses I don’t get see oh my God keep this in the Vlog my image I don’t get buses I’m not Tori I’ve just found out she’s a ice SK it which just [ __ ] great cuz my [ __ ] is Rock Solid all right boys ‘s all lift you’re joking it is a party bus we got all aboard come onet you where’s the be welcome to the pits side party bus wo now this bus will be we man this bus is going to take us to every destination today across the Northeast that is so good having a two of us across the north oh youve done well you’ve very well I knew you knew that I couldn’t be seen on a public Buss a party bus is different sir now the only bad thing is there’s no alcohol I’ll get some but we can buy it and bring it on if you want any I got numbers now the P bus has karaoke She’s Got to smile do we to jump on the tunes slip inside the of your mind don’t you know you might find a better place to play you said that you never be all the things that you SE slowly Fade Away how was he ever had sex I agree with all the hate comments just finish me first B Lun Lun LUN now we again [ __ ] The Lads were in high spirits and it was only going up from here baby as we were rocking up at one of the most iconic spots in the Northeast oh my God guys I [ __ ] knew it I would like to welcome you to our first destination the Angel of the [Music] North right boys you about to see the most iconic thing in the Northeast except from see james’ par and bden I Jude Bingham go where’s he going we’ve been abandoned he’s stolen our bags who’s got the bags she’s beautiful look at that ass as well look at these carves yeah so she’s actually really tall near the core of the a is it a female I’m guessing so got judging off the ass so who made this you can’t say that what it only cost 800k how is that a female ass that’s [ __ ] I’m going to touch it based on the figure it looks more like Theo you chunk Theo No No Hair you it gets taller when you get there is it stay back stay back yeah yeah yeah cool cool yeah we’re out yeah we’re out the shot stay back we’re not doing anything stop I need you to come up we’ve got a clim up now Lads do it do it it bar go bar go this is the ritual sh so Lads whenever you visit the Angela North there’s a ritual in the Northeast that you must touch her and then say one thing in your life that you’re thankful for so Tom go first I’m thankful for alcohol and loose women I’m thankful that there are doctors out there that can fix hips my mom and dad are still alive oh [ __ ] hell look like right dick spending time with friends how fast do you think he run around it I don’t show time yeah go you got the wi with you [ __ ] hell it’s time to stick to the Apex oh that’s bad 5 Seconds go I’ll go 3 2 1 go he’s going to beat you you that little Shuffle little Shuffle at the cor it’s good that was good man it’s actually a bit crap isn’t it what what the no no it’s cool man you know sometimes you can just be a right now it’s up they just never felt like you got red my world saying it I foric [Music] misses ladies and gentlemen welcome to the pit P now there’s a catch ladies and GS one of is will be doing an awful forfeit awful forfeit and that will be decided whoever loses the challenge at our next destination oh W the challenge it rhymes with smarty yes I’m not going to lose [ __ ] is it going to be a stupid idea for me to have be the physical activity will be done by the time we start drinking well no I was going to start drinking Isa okay no no me a CH from from on the singing s singing song ACC to Street the to go for the first time oh my [Applause] God uh guys God bless Mother Nature he left the carpet you’re joking no if someone saw that they’ be like what the fu someone just unrolled a dead body from this Fu and left them by the [ __ ] angel L can you translate into jie for me yeah you can we’re going to the finest restaurant we can’t get food R it’s going to be very nice but it’ll be a little while it’ll be [ __ ] busting like but it’ll be fing so please be patient it’ll be worth it so where you [ __ ] where you [ __ ] you [ __ ] just remember ladies and gentlemen you have 2 hours left to get your three lound shot to the barall ladies and gentlemen welcome to your first second destination I don’t want to close my eyes get off the bus we’re going to archery I mean smarty so boys I can confirm we are doing archery but also so afterwards we’re doing a bit of quad bacon oh oh lit I love quad bacon say lit mine doesn’t feel like it’s on properly [ __ ] B lad so boys before we get ready to see who’s going to do the forit tonight we are doing a bit of quad bakon she’s got nothing to do with the forfeit then no I did it once as a child I fell off and I think uh I had a bit of a tear so a bit of trauma come back you cried like a oh I’m T I’m manly I never cry I just asked if you cry look how just like bite a mile you are so defensive straight away all I said was did you cry is that what you meant by a tear with the classic Northern weather coming through I realized I probably should have told them to bring extra shoes god that’s a lot of water for our shoes you’re a prick what did I do oh for [ __ ] sake Lou his shoes are covered I didn’t know he this mate his feet are [ __ ] I didn’t know what it was what did you expect I didn’t think oh man I didn’t he didn’t tell me to bring spare ones can we actually have analyz the fact he s he didn’t think we’d need spare shoes for Quad biting that’s mental outdoor L quad B go on the okay now oh my God he says he’s done this loads of times I into device I drive a Tesla you know I’ve done this yeah I’ve done this hundreds of time I did it in the sand Jun in Newcastle I need the guy to come and help me please come and get my clad bike out I had lessons funny come on you fat prick that listen watch this what the [ __ ] it’s a bit bumpy like yeah I’ve just made him look like a right noed well he made it look easy here he comes he’s going so slow by here he goes oh Fu it now oh he’s done a f he’s done a f my God his wheels actually up in the what again finally it was time for us all to take to the track and well one of us was struggling I’ve done it again again are you not supposed to take it through the track or something with the practice session coming to a clause it was time to R let’s [ __ ] go boys oh my fingers are cold I want to go do some Ary come on mush get up mush he’s on two wheels kid get me down this [ __ ] Hill then come on then take the turn wheels off L’s lose that’s [ __ ] right up my ass yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get up you [ __ ] I’m just got a Need for Speed wa drive you [ __ ] oh there’s the a of f Baker open the DRS oh we like him TI now we can I can just hear the screams of the Phantom Garett get off my [ __ ] trick you bold [ __ ] that’s what you said I I’m just translating what the instructors just said I wonder if anyone can even hear me on these mics should I just smash into the back of Bowden I really want to shall I do him a fancy him he does not he does not look happy oh yeah that one felt good in the BM hole go ch ch Cher Cher dir [ __ ] thany boys we are here shag your women drink your beer get up boy [ __ ] look at re here hor a [ __ ] yeah P I think I’ve pulled a muscle look at a state re look at reath what’s matter I missed the wood and I pulled it I think I pulled my hip flexor you haven’t is he okay woo Lou should we do archery now yeah sh over and Shang going to get bang bang Jord girl’s going to get banged tell you what man that was proper rch that was that was [ __ ] mint Lake yeah that was good was re finish it at least your hoodie clean that’s mental that’s I can’t well you knew you had to have a change of clothes so why do you wear a white jumper I tell you what I can’t wear to get to a nice hotel have a shower get change of clothes we’re in a hotel right you have a lot more faith than me we are in a hotel aren’t we what do you need do come here bu why have you got the Diddy one I don’t know no Lou if you’re a bad man like you are don’t wear one you’re so cool and hard else was wearing one then I don’t want to die little sheep are you little sheepy you know what is actually cool safety I can demonstrate do you mean to guys demonstrate how to do it yeah yeah go on with a big four riding on this we had to get the practice in the sticks were high double gold yeah double gold you know come on call me Robin Baker or Hood Kiss Carly catch okay square that way did you see how I did it oh my God going that’s going on oh my see ler why he shaking why would you not just aim of the Target right this is light work don’t do that buad that’s all right you hit the board one time no he hold it at the tip you [ __ ] no hold the tip yeah Jesus Oh My God Is there a rule about bullying on here as well no come on then re let’s see how you do son oh got strong post oh you got matching hat matching Bow Man you look so cute you look a little cutie patootie come on bang oh hey they you also on competition you know imagine there’s a line going across your arrow all the way there see oh God my God what did I tell you something be doing the four thing son do you don’t know you haven’t done all yours right oh my he’s rubish he’s rubish [Music] say you can’t even hit theall a a little bit right oh not yourself let’s start the competition right let’s start the competition now all right so the competition is you will get Five Arrows each we’re changing the rules up a little bit we’re going gold five any red ring is four any blue ring is three any black ring is two any white ring is one anything else is zero we’ll have to do four arrows four it’s going to be four each got four oh pressure is on nervous it should be nervous you can still easily choke this don’t chalk ooh he just he just pulls and fires draw oh oh you may you rushed that yeah know cuz I’m nervous yeah you could be Caesar and I could be Maximus decius merid father to a murdered son father to a murdered wife father to a murdered wife who married his daughter father to a murdered son my God he’s a pet come on then that is way he’s Jing you can’t pull the Gladiator speech out I know but you made me laugh you need you need gold here for honestly Le I probably don’t he could miss the board and he still beats you yeah all right let’s have a look then all right so that third one when I was laughing halfway through not great 5 9 13 15 he’s a big game player you know re the Fletcher oh it’s a three oh Jesus leaving the door open sh might have to decide on that oh good shot oh let’s go have a look oh can we get an adjudicator on this one I think that’s red I think that’s that is red it broke the line nah that hasn’t broken the line there you decide I don’t know about can’t oh there you go turn wimbl in mate right come on then Tom all right Big Balls pressure is all on you he you can’t bottle it no bottling oh it’s a go see we could be the losers g a big game player we could be join losers here l is [ __ ] himself oh no B that three I think Tom this one’s for Grace cuz you fancier and she fancy to you and you’re destined to be together forever and ever yeah that a low release mate a low release come on Big Five to take the lead here Tom come you got this come on TG gold is gold oh oh he finishes on 14 can we double check that blue one it is a blue one right black oh [ __ ] so actually don’t all right so don’t don’t tell leis don’t tell Le that I was black we’re not saying 14 but you don’t say the score he just thinks it’s 14 so he’s actually 13 see what I mean we’ll set him off what was it oo interesting 14 don’t boys just take your shots you freak uh score to be is 14 I’m a big game player yeah look how you’re standing mate you know we’re going for the board at the front not the net of the back yet oh my God oh my God imagine he just wins why are you drawing it with a finger above that’s weird why do you look socks he’s not even hit the board oh how about we give Le 10 hour Ro be that’s good here he comes that’s good he’s cently on six points if you if you keep this rate up you still lose make it in every time oh my god well I think you lost hey you and it all was riding on this I needed gold to draw a level oh my God oh my God what now oh my God wait you got 13 you guys got to do another playoff told you did you not did you not know he actually had 13 we lied to you he got 13 not 14 yeah he was a black he didn’t lose we we didn’t want to tell you so enough we have one Arrow player one Arrow Theodore one Arrow win oh oh he has left the door open nice try Ron oh he’s done it he’s done it this is this right here is a big game player Oh Tom Tom Tom Tom I’m not firing it so not going to fire off is it like this all right Tom put down a benchmark oh my God it’s a three red or better I’m so happy don’t don’t get cook you not won yet you not won yet you [ __ ] lost watch him not even you lost I swear to God if you lose now I have to I’m not I’m not losing oh he’s done it he’s done it oh my God yes what the for the forfeit is well do you remember that one live stream that we did where I was all black and white face P for oh no way so um you’re going to be a real good supporter for the big hearty pill tonight Tom don’t worry we’ll get on to that later oh no not like you did I’m not doing that a little bit not the whole face bro you mean just you can put whatever you want on just don’t I’m not doing that whole thing it’s not negotiation it’s I don’t think you realize this is a for this is I’ll get physical then got do it phys physical what do I get for winning H you get a firm hand shaking well done sir [ __ ] it know actually no you do get something for winning oh sorry I forgot oh that would do then no you do should I do that again what do I get for winning what you get is you get the good room in the hotel yes gr the hotel why why didn’t you tell us but we were comp how we feed boys I love life one well we’ve had a bit our tree we’ got a bit of quiet bacon there’s one more thing we need and what’s that don’t you worry L because I’m taking you to Durham saw the home of the best restaurant the Northeast has to offer great weather spoons now let’s get some scrun let’s get the Vibes going because we have another challenge to complete while we here as well SP your [ __ ] Bab I I’m the Dr be father don’t wear Gucci don’t wear brother right boys welcome to Durham I’ve that is that is beautiful yeah it is oh mate this is unre that see wow that is [ __ ] cool I think I’m getting some good points here oh there’s little passageways through here cuz it’s a very had my first kiss it’s ancient last weak and he was called Brian my dad’s called Brian provide us with some cultural information what’s that about so thisp this is the big horse I’ll B that [ __ ] all right boys welcome to the greatest Food Spot in the Northeast it’s weather spoons turns into a club in the night what is want is it really yeah so down it no look at that man that’s pretty cool pretty cool Jesus CR queing shut up you WR it you need a d you need to put it in your mouth and then he eats [ __ ] out I was waiting for that close my eyes no this is just no stop teasing me man this is reminding me of that N Video wasn’t if you go to the bar get me be mother Fletcher you there wi-fi there Wii shut up we should really dot have one mate if you want one have one I’m really full up though that’s the issue so don’t have one then no also Tom my tummy is one thing but my mouth is another your brain doesn’t control what you want to eat your mouth does my mouth does yeah it’s not taste nice I can’t stop eating it like a snake I lick it lick it [Music] first lick it first show me show me look at me when you do it hey touch it you might like it come on touch it yeah is that good is it come here that’s no you have to be weird didn’t you to be weird you’re going to have a sugar rush it’s sting me already I can feel the suar into my brain hone ball you are so strange yeah you want the you want the ice scam oh you [ __ ] child right lad do you want to hear what we’re doing next yeah go I want to say Le I thoroughly enjoyed my weather spoons weather has been a problem because our next thing’s been canceled nice I like that what that’s it yeah we were going to go climb the cathedral over there but it’s not low but we can still visit it and have a look around sure mate um I’m going to show you where the Avengers was filmed where Harry Potter was filmed the score’s going right down the C it’s a cath everyone seen a cathed this is a world Wonder thank you very much is he to be fair we can see it from a distance oh wow table tennis can’t play for free oh yeah that’s pretty cool anyone Fantasy [Music] game oh that was really should we get a p what when you so so cups on so we left weather spoon come for another Pub thanks to the and Tom we got slightly distracted and played some pool grabbed some beers with 50 Quid on the line I had a shot to win it want me to look at you in the yeah yeah did you call cold oh [Music] no what you what right boys next up is Hogwart that’s true next up is Hogwarts boys and this is something that you can’t get down south that’s where Ron [ __ ] come here you Ginger C oh my God how much I get this number that’s a man that’s an old man the B mov sh sh no actually shut up now this is actually serious you got to be respectful no actually behave B can you smell the history can smell your breath dby is free no don’t sit on that GP didn’t he score that free kick in the afcon anyone fancy a point of me do you want to go see the Harry Potter bit yeah oh my God WR on the grass you’re now you’re now in Hogwarts cing me Hogwarts Hogwarts pogw this is pogw so down here Harry and Ronnie were Ronnie Coleman Harry and Ron were up to no good just stood there laughing every goes up L Harry walks over he goes who are you he goes really picking guys I’m going to go visit the uh uh the the griffindor was it the Griff I’m going to go find the room of requirement only opens if you need it you get through to Turkey wa what you Potter huh what Potter what are you doing there what you got in there Potter that’s Dr mouth he said did he and he went I just a one mate what you got there what’s that what’s that R what’s that R get your rat out poter get your [ __ ] rat out now Louis can you shut the stop being so disrespect should we just kiss what’s he doing Potter where are th Potter no oh John [ __ ] turn the temperature up I wondered how long it before we get everybody got [Music] gay I mean Hello re welcome to I even yeah sure re War boys how Northern are you feeling fing late ladies and gentlemen you’ve got a little private showing coming up right now what it’s going to be your mic rolling oh god of course it isight Matthew I’m going to be a bing and I feel the love is dead ladies and gentlemen this is J 2024 Angels instead and down Micha I would [ __ ] love right now for the bust put on he go [ __ ] fly that would be we have a secret stash what you say six eyes he’s [ __ ] out on John well ladies and gentlemen we have made it three qus through the T have news for you right now tell me Daddy we are at the most important yeah I’m on you are coming to my H Town well I thought we already were no no it’s fish these I don’t live at any of these places how do we feel a little bit fish bir God hear you say about W I have a request from someone in the audience who wants to dedicate something to express how he feels about this fantastic day introducing to every time touch every time SW fly [Music] oh yeah take the rest of it all oh [ __ ] hell Every Time We Touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I can fly can’t you touch my heart big [ __ ] I want you to suck [Music] and then every time you suck I swear I can come thank you thank you yeah you dirty [ __ ] give them what they want 1 2 3 4 you getting late and early tonight that’s why somebody gets caught on it keep going keep swall keep swallowing keep going swow you SL you might as well finish it you might as well finish it this is fishbird no can you not no listen it’s very important all right say it again say again where where are we say again yeah you so we’re in fish bird now this is a fantastic [ __ ] I’m going to have to stop this bus stop and I’m going to run home or walk home you are joking it’s like minutes supposed to be I don’t think get not allowing us to go you can come near if you want to come near come near n just hurry up not going to lie Lads at this point things are just completely went off the rails so whilst I popped off home Tom kept himself entertained sucking on my big just keep it in my little ass guitar solo while you pump me for be no way Daddy B it’s Daddy B is done Daddy Crush Tom Tom [ __ ] hell Daddy Daddy I was nearly [ __ ] [ __ ] got hit there near he died then Daddy bden looks welome yeah he’s [Music] cool [ __ ] now hey Lou your dad’s a stud mate oh you’re dad’s [ __ ] fit yeah you’re adopted you look so manly you going to put June on then but get CH on get [ __ ] CH on you just be a baby now you [ __ ] ugly [ __ ] and just take me take you away me from this bad dream going down down down and I just can’t believe you are suck my little ass my oh yes they all go on mate myant my life is brilliant my life is brilliant yeah my life is pure I can feel it you’re beautiful what are you you’re beautiful but I’ll never be with you I miss my [Music] ex the doctor just finished telling me there no could be the en and I do the things that I be again it’s killing me oh yes get those trousers off little boy it’s time to rip this [ __ ] off you just got to the oh oh yes baby girl no D you look so F girl I want to make you m I really want to get with [Music] you he’s down on his too what are you saying [Applause] we’re it’s song it’s song You [ __ ] Get Out of My Le wa never down again ladies and gentlemen it has been a journey today for the Northeast home tour Grand Tour Tom get off your phone otherwise to be grounded why the [ __ ] is bun Joie giving it loads know I’m going to laugh at that no sound that’s nice ladies and gentlemen I want to welcome you to the greatest City on the earth JK it’s [ __ ] it’s hary pill though JK you just say JK out loud boys do you know where we’re going I would like to welcome you to Harley pill yeah where where’s the hotel mate this way just want to know where our hotel is is it five is right here what oh no wait Louis what star is it are you sure this is it oh my God Hotel oh my God it sh I’m glad I got the best room Lou was there not like a Hilton we could stay in hi this is L B can we come in s’s really old hi this is Lou can we come in isn’t this nice fancy yeah what a light he’s [ __ ] buzzed by I’m not Buzz I’m just trying to find the bu don’t know where we are someone’s house hello we have all ready a one Wicked thank you so much boys you want to have a look at this what you could have won oh my God this is huge it’s lovely got a living room to yourself yeah yeah not bad to yourself that’s what you get for being good at archery bro I know for a fact there was better hotels than this [ __ ] I look good you look like [ __ ] cuz you’re a who is it well welcome Thomas sit yourself down sir foxy we you run you let yeah you can have that oh touchy touchy Thomas are we trying to you’re trying to exude your your scariness onto me are you scariness I want to go out after so you’ll be right you’ll be right and if you any of you touch my air you’ll be right come here boy sit down again right popy all right so I’m going to do a line and then I’m going might be quite a weird sensation no no no not that much do stries you’re like going really hard I promise you I promise you I’m not I promise you I’m not you like Reeves doing I am Central don’t touch my hair sorry how am I going to I’m look like a [ __ ] sailor you actually do a sweaty forehead you want me to do can you can you use your sleeve and dab his forehead quickly yeah cuz jump as [ __ ] get him away from me cuz I’ll get angry would me and re [ __ ] you yes I feel like that line on the eye isn’t matched up I’m trying to make sure you look good yeah he right to be I’m trying to make sure you look good that you’re like that genuinely genu genuinely you look nice it’s not that bad is it say oh Sal this on Sunday see it’s not ni I know you’d like it you know think as it’s Louis’s day not a chance I think Lou should get a face pain there you go there’s lisis on the head and then hat you FC no should we do the beard let’s do the beard we’ll do the beard like you said ready Tom you’re laughing like look I do this to join you these two are good at this I actually have got a bit of a bit of a talent you know I did this for you Tom how’s it turned into this how’s it turned into this do you want high points or not you want high points or what they are look they did a good job on me I’m just making sure you’re not alone I don’t care about being alone we sure it’s here to UFC cuz otherwise I look like I right no H HC that I don’t even lose right let’s go no need to look at anything there come on let’s go you can’t see he’s blind well you know which contributions was s you [ __ ] leave that you [ __ ] I’m have a piss it’s a war we yeah just use my toilet done that to yourself was it hfc how long’s that piece you [ __ ] tiny the [ __ ] are you doing D you look so good stop being air put the on your head there you go that’s good that’s good that’s [ __ ] class all let’s go what are you doing light we got the game then we got on the tun man then we got TIG TIG so Tom Tom’s the one that got the forfeit and somehow looks the best Som looks the best realisticly though that’s just the stand of of our group at the minute take them pose off there go to the bushes [ __ ] it’s like being in firing the car po back here where are you poting that light today I’m [ __ ] pool man you like my face pain up the pool man you’re going to get a pie you’re a beer who gives a [ __ ] do you think I’ll give a [ __ ] what I’ll look like get away come you know I’m still better looking than everyone here man [ __ ] you a bit wet like okay okay anyone remember to spit on those gloves that’s extra grip finally we had made it to the match and of course the got the food in and Tom got the beers in then we could check out beer up so we headed off and took our seats to watch The Mighty Harley pool face off against kinster oh the Harley pool he’s really into it brought my foot even proper [ __ ] foot someone has Farted Again by the way [ __ ] not me it’s not why would it why would I lie you got Flash coming out of your mouth and ey right L let’s give it a minute one man can I borrow your glasses really hurt my eyes by the way I like that terrible oh mate this standard’s not great is it this is not a good standard oh [ __ ] [ __ ] your [ __ ] mate never play football again why don’t you scream Bo boom boom shut up you speing he’s got to play it oh oh my way the god feel sake oh Jesus over that oh oh I said draw first half then win hard the pill second oh you’re so cool it’s looking good a cool you’re such a badass bro bad [Music] ass [ __ ] he [ __ ] pulled him down there’s the wer in the black The Wager in the black you are the bad smell of P you’re the bad smell that hangs around B podcast sorry manate 18 game over going get it’s a superstar look at him monkey you right there to be fair like you can’t play like the view we have from the stand it’s like it’s class you get a really good view at these sort of games next time you see tell oh one have we come all the way to Heart bottom of the table kiding go one n up Fu me now play off your get him off send the DD get off send that dirty get off send him off be gone Sho it’s not funny when he does it protect it man we got four minutes to go it’s the Oneil ker it’s been a terrible no way that was the chance in the [ __ ] 0th minute after a day of laughter Adventure singing drinking partying on a bus it was time to finally get the lad scores [Music] leis Bowden what a man if I’m being honest the day was class he put on a good time literally due to the party BS the score’s been taken up the game itself was terrible but again he can’t he can’t control that love the quad bikes for me I’m going to give Lewis Bowden an overall score of seven and leis I want you to know I had a great time great job pal started off rough leis your choice of Transport 500 a.m. train from London to Newcastle left much to be desired but you pulled through mate I really enjoyed today I didn’t get on quite as well with the quad bking as I thought I would archery Sun him splater I mean come on uh and then Durham was amazing for me though the day overall probably doesn’t Beat Theo so I’m going to give it a seven every fiber of my being wants to ruin this man in here I want to give him a zero however I have had a really good day quad biking was sick weather spoons archery had a few beers and for that reason give him an eight it’s been a long day been a long day it took a lot of planning But ultimately I think any less than a 9.8 out of 10 is daylight robbery [ __ ] tired though as well oh they’re going to Mark me down for the early morning if they do that then they can p the [ __ ] extra 00 Trin fee I think we’re [Music] done got