New Kid Goes Brrr In Elden Ring Pt. (who even knows anymore)

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is this what the [ __ ] dude this is so loud hello hello hello hello hello hello oh that was about to be so tragic hi Gizzy carer Bank bank um [Music] all right it’s discorded out so we got that one done small [ __ ] gaming what’s up bir tell me can hold on it’s going to be you guys probably hear that too honestly is that louder or is this loud oh my God that’s louder okay okay okay okay okay we’re going to try like right here here this whole thing is [ __ ] up all right um do I sound like I’m peeking or can you hear a fan in the background anything at all let going to say Mike is loud but you got it is it better now because I feel like I’m hearing I don’t know what I was recording a video it’s better okay does it sound the same though like as usual because it um I don’t know why but last no fan in the background for a second you had so much base on your voice yeah I think my input is a little [ __ ] up I was recording a video last night for rogle to edit and at random times my [ __ ] was just Bowman dude like it was equivalent to when you’re going through puberty and your voice becomes incredibly deep but I did that at the age of 30 you know that’s how it felt yesterday so I don’t know what the mic is a little messed up I’m going to try not to like move it a ton would know I did PE in Reverse your voice just got higher you became a squeaker do people still call like kid that in games I know there was a big halo thing or maybe a big Cod thing but they called kids squeakers and I thought that [ __ ] was funny and I only heard about it when I was a kid and so I didn’t really know if I was a squeaker or not but also it sounds kind of weird saying it now I I I I don’t know if people still use that term all right brother I got to get a new chair bro mine is so bad it’s so bad and I it’s so hot it’s always so [ __ ] hot um okay so today we’re obviously playing Elden ring um shocker we’re playing Elden ring again [ __ ] who would have guessed I’m addicted to that [ __ ] game um I was going to react to some stuff but I’m going to save that because tomorrow I don’t know I don’t know I might not be streaming tomorrow I was going to try just get a little streams in every day this week because I am currently semi in the process of getting um like a second job because I kind of need it um I don’t think it’s going to take away from the stream so much because I stream during the day but I’m kind of unsure um so we’re playing that by year but but that being said I was going to do reactions today probably going to do them on Friday because I think I start the job maybe next week like as early as next week so potential I will have a little bit less time as I’m figuring out like how I’m going to maneuver the schedule with with two jobs so we’ll see um because I still have FanDuel stuff I do in the morning this one is going to take maybe afternoons or evening I think I can choose which means the streams will actually probably later streams but then if I take there’s like a 7:00 p.m. to 2 a. shift that I can potentially take and that’s always an option as well um so I can still stream during the day maybe do that but I got to find time to to hang out with Sid in the pup so so we’ll figure all that out but um in High School freshman year I was a base base one sophomore year I was a baritone Junior I was a 10 or two then Senior Year I was a 10 or one hitting Alon notes oh man you had your high school sucked dude your high school year sucked uh stream tomorrow or the sniper I have on you takes the shot it’s kind it’s it’s scary you say that because there’s like there’s a few there’s a few places that that your sniper could be posted up honestly but you guys would know where I live I actually live on a remote plane of land and it is in a um it’s in uh uh Indiana and and it’s guarded by military grade Sentry turrets so it’s basically impossible to get anywhere near me and sophomore year I was the only dude in a seven person choir wait is that true though actually did you do choir I know you have one window on your right that he is looking through well it’s on my left so if you made it through the window on the right you would be firing through about 25 apartments from their window and that would be even more impressive to be honest get me on this [ __ ] game get me on this [ __ ] game I have many awards require wait actually well you’ve told me this though because you you did tell me that um yeah actually you did tell me this I’m remembering conversation about it way back when but I didn’t know that so the only dude in a s person choir so what did you have to do like did you have to be the base or were any of the women able to do it I’m only saying that cuz like it’s naturally your voice is probably deeper but I don’t know maybe not because you were squeaker I what to stay all state did Honor Choir where the teacher chooses you to represent the school [ __ ] wait Branda you can bell all [ __ ] right dude all [ __ ] right look at you go I can sing in the car I can sing in the car that’s actually cool though dude that’s really cool oh you know what we did talk about this because we talked about how um we talked about why you didn’t pursue um uh like like that as a career or something like that if I remember correctly that was a big change a lot of the notes she wanted me to hit were higher notes so I was pretty much forced to sing higher more often which brought my voice up so okay that’s that’s one thing I guess I can ask you as like somebody who understands how to like train your vocals for things cuz I I mean I was in bands growing up but I ever had proper training like only thing I ever learned and was like properly trained on was the alto saxs and the um the guitar so nothing in terms of like vocal training or anything like that it can any anybody can train their voice to get to any well maybe not any pitch but you’re capable of training your voice to get to certain pitches within like I guess within your abilities I don’t know how that really works cuz I’m assuming there’s no I don’t know I maybe you could like I I can’t imagine me tackling fatty falsettos all day you know what I’m saying oh this ain’t no emony oh wait hold on hey yo what what are you doing dude are you pointing at the [Music] tree okay good teacher yeah okay sure be worry seems familiar [Music] yes you can train your voice to be more flexible it just takes consistency and doing a song at the max at your range and doing it over and over and over until the max range becomes your normal range interesting also don’t drink milk that [ __ ] tightens her vocal Cordes well dude guess what growing up brother that’s all I drank I was a [ __ ] fiend dude now if I consume too much Dairy like coffee is about it and a little bit of creamer but if I consume too much Dairy oh brother it’s it’s [ __ ] up but I think I just became I probably became more lactose over time anyway [ __ ] ye sorry buddy did I explore this one I don’t think I did um yeah the milk thing I figured it’s it’s like it’s a lot of the uh thick consistencies right that are just probably not great anyway oh these were all the [ __ ] crazy ladies are at hey stop dude my [ __ ] is like a little it’s like consistently laggy right now I haven’t had multiple scholarships to Big schools for choir I got a scholarship to Iowa [ __ ] state for choir bro Iowa State they like insane like basketball program insane football program why’d you go to Iowa state did you just fall in love with it but I went to Community College to save money and because they also gave me a football and acting scholarship oh it was the football thing that’s what it is I’m M good morning said just took a nap um she uh she pull and she peed and your methods were miracle workers uh almost not not like a full full but almost but I played with her when we got back too and she’s she she’s pretty dead so she tried to but she dropped it immediately yeah so she did really good that’s what it was B Grande it was the uh the football scholarship thing did you did you fall in love with that or or or we talked about we talked about you wanting to play football and then it was [Applause] like that you kind of fell out of love with what is this area cuz I I did not go to that area if I went to Iowa State I would be a backup if I busted my ass for it facts dude Iowa State that’s a tough program man that is a tough program then Co happened okay [Music] right it’s crazy how much you know I mean obviously Co you know shut down the world and everything like that but it it is kind of nuts to just think about how like without it I’m not here we don’t know each other I don’t know a lot of people in the community like it’s just a lot of things happen that were you know it’s really kind of maybe shitty to say but a lot of like positive things did come out of [Music] it I prefer you not to do that dude okay I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it poison people’s everywhere cool actually I can do a video from 2019 in my College Choir singing in a church it was beautiful dude hell yeah hey dude I I find myself getting um I just ran through it and got poison um I’m a big fan of that [ __ ] [Music] I mean you dude you could ask um the buddy I filmed a ton of [ __ ] with like we always we both kind of had a dream of of shooting like really be like beautifully shot and elegant vocal covers so we we tried to lock in a lot of um like a lot of vocalist to do it and we just never really we never really got to the point of actually shooting it cuz it was hard to find somebody that can SN super well around us um but we’ve always wanted to do that so like I appreciate that [ __ ] a ton Jesus Christ oh strong foe ahead oh he’s dead though Omen killer yeah I do it dude i’ I’d love to see it sorry I had to for the culture hey am I am I going to get whatever this is that these fools have or actually they have what I have it’s like the bubble tier effect that’s a Facebook video damn did you just age yourself dude Facebook [Music] Ew even though I just started posting on Facebook [Music] again damn do it uh I even got oh you even got to close up in the video oh perfumer cookbook whatever do we tank the poison it ain’t no thing [Music] really I feel like there’s got oh okay this is good this is promising oh [ __ ] I even no this this guy that’s what I needed so when you watch the video guess which one is me I’ve already I think I’ve seen feel like I’ve seen your face already all right do you look do you look drastically different in high school or would I actually be able to to or you look similar no danger head liar it’s the only place where I post it Mr MSN Messenger old head dude I don’t even use that [ __ ] bro I like the exact same just less hats and I’ve lost like 50 lbs [Music] okay this was a [ __ ] GG’s brothers so wait what does a Talisman do raises potency of Arts oh employing perfume okay got it and then skills okay what does that do I wish they gave you a little preview of like how it worked brother in Christ um okay so I mean what’s the what’s the verdict here do I just continue on the main story uh and it’s really good for the DLC like there is a build you can do with perfume bottles that basically oneshot most DLC bosses with so my buddy Hayden who comes in here every now and then he was telling me a little bit about the perfume bottle build and he uses it a ton and I was actually kind of curious about it but I feel like I mean I’m definitely down to try it uh do campaign [ __ ] oh actually well yeah I want to do campaign um so you know cuz this game is really good at telling me where the [ __ ] I’m supposed to go to do everything uh where the [ __ ] am I supposed to go am I supposed to be in the snow area okay sow area okay well let me explore a lot of this [ __ ] too cuz I didn’t do [ __ ] and I was getting my ass kicked I got to go I got to go to [ __ ] shabiri the grape guy I think Sid and I are going to name our kid shabiri what okay yeah cuz last time I was here these guys [ __ ] beat my ass find fire giant I don’t want to how about that I’m looking into finishing my sleeve with an Elden ring tattoo ooh what do you think you’re to getting oh he knows he knows he [ __ ] knows okay well already doesn’t hit nearly as hard so that’s good bye buddy that’s kind of sick there’s a lot of really cool ideas you can do with that and I’m actually really curious which uh which you’re thinking of it’s above [Music] lame you should uh get a tattoo of my character that should that’s my opinion I already did these ruins though right there’s nothing else here I feel like I have to though hold on I’ll read that in a second be oh see I don’t like that they see I don’t like that they Patrol together I don’t have any [ __ ] arrows oh yeah I do oh does this bow take different arrows that’s chocked how do I know what it takes it [ __ ] does right that’s why it hit so goddamn hard oh [ __ ] he’s going to know how will they know he’s [ __ ] he’s so mad I need you I need you in here I need you in here buddy thank you sir different arrows yeah rip uh so there’s a boss that you could fight today if you do enough main story today but I want oh I want to do him with this fire has a trans transition into his Blade with this quote around it the quote is death become my blade once more [ __ ] you sure I want to fight that guy look at me lead that guy come on now oh thank God I thought I actually wasn’t even going to hit that oh you’re still alive that’s dope though dude that’s actually really dope just want to make sure I get everything here and I might as well kill this for uh some monies anyway but I think I did actually you guys already kind of told me I did so I don’t really need to do this well Canon can dude I will I will never be able to say that word by the way he’s the only being in this world who has a blade that if he touches you it’s instant death which means can’t and Nicky our characters didn’t get touched once by him oh okay now does his fight also work like that a little bit okay so this place is fine let’s go fire Giant’s probably going to be over there oh really so I can’t we can’t get hit by him at all like his blade once I sure hope he does something other than swing with this [ __ ] blade then huh okay so I do want to make sure I kind of got everything there well no I mean you can get hit but it’s his ability oh if it hits you is wild okay so he has like one of those things like the um Crucible Knight I fought just recently [Music] um like his little golden uh okay no no no no I’m okay I mean I think it’s pretty clear that all this is good and I think I probably know which directions to the fire giant so cool cool cool [Music] oh right this a bird’s eye thing I’d be able to see him if he was around here though right like I don’t fight him on these [ __ ] this plane right here dude my game is so laggy right now so the main reason I want you to go to fire giant is after you have oh is after you have a huge moment in the story okay does something come out of this I feel like this is a whole lot of nothing dude this little [ __ ] quick holy [ __ ] God damn brother oh ashore SAU who the [ __ ] using that wait not out of it just saugu is actually really good out of the sky oh it boosts the [ __ ] out of your damage so what I just stab myself and start ripping across my intestines and that’s good damage not quite getting that concept skill ahead but no skill ahead oh it’s talking about the okay I already got it sorry well something falls from the sky I don’t know what it’s going to be probably a dragon oh it’s getting increasingly harder to see oh dude that scared the [ __ ] out of me wait this is so hard to see hold on dude get dude what the [ __ ] I can’t see [ __ ] how do I get to the [ __ ] road bro basically take your health by using a bleed proc you get 20% increased damage that’s pretty good actually that’s really good do I have one I do I need to make sure I buy more too of these things the spirit collar cave that sounds that goes hard so wait I legitim I legitimately stab myself and I get increased damage no can I stab myself heal my damage or heal the damage I took um oh okay um heal the damage back up and then still get the damage buff wor of hole is there another [Music] hole be worry of hole but that’s over here oh I’m supposed to go over there got it oh do they all attack now all these Spirits they do oh [ __ ] I didn’t actually know that was even a [ __ ] wolf dude oh you lucky [ __ ] oh you’re such a lucky [ __ ] brother why dude I can’t like flip quick enough to get away from these [ __ ] guys like I actually can’t dude I legitimately cannot like oh wait dude I see what’s going on here brother it’s the [ __ ] snail dude excuse me guys oh they all die um yes you stab yourself heal and then get the buff but it doesn’t stack with itself you can’t stab yourself heal then do it again for 40% damage dude that’s actually not bad I kind of like that wait should I use that or is that not worth hold on I’m just going to go back and do that again oh not worth my build you need a small sword or Katana to do it oh okay I didn’t know these guys died with like killing the snail oh [ __ ] that up oh I was like why are you still alive is that going to be annoying mechanic here cuz if you spook it with the sword that big you’re a split in half actually you make a really good point first off left just a little worried about holes y’all damn okay actually give me one second be be [Music] [Music] sorry emergency [ __ ] um okay [Music] um keep on keeping on watch out for holes visions of underground tomb okay emergency [ __ ] dib zombie in the toilet okay bro dude you’re going have to pay a lot of money to be that toilet first off slug where is he oh oh he doesn’t die though oh this one oh no he’s not dead no holy [ __ ] bro I thought he he died in one go this place is going to make me so rich though my God but was it actually like an emergency [ __ ] yes we don’t have to ask these questions dude just know it is what it is try stealth I was actually going to do that anyway Slug ahe and then slug ahead two slugs huh two slugs do they Patrol back they do now do they see me I’m too [ __ ] good at this game dude oh but this [ __ ] guy’s going to know I’m already shoving glizzies up my ass to keep you safe so like so there this plugs behind that big boy they know he knows he knows he knows the [ __ ] the [ __ ] puppy knows all right we’re going emergency Big Boy mode [Music] please all righty then ooh ooh I kind of like that it’s it’s a bit of a semi L that you can’t um that you can’t transmog armor I don’t know precious item ahead oh I already got it Well Done snake no slug ahead therefore seek boss oh okay you know what else is in all this game playay I hate you bye I’m rich or not in game not in person very polar opposite in person uh all right well let’s just uh do the old and then we’ll do that two-handed and we’ll go through [Music] is this literally just like the guy I faced [Music] before oh I’m sorry buddy you’re going to have a bad [ __ ] day oh you’re going to have a really bad day oh I’m so dude I’m so sorry I I yikes my tax is your entire paycheck buddy wait what what the [ __ ] not this [ __ ] guy oh thank God okay wait I I don’t like this one I don’t like this one I’m sorry what I said to your [ __ ] homie I’m literally so sorry I’m literally so [Music] sorry I’m not sorry anymore [ __ ] is there another one I think there’s only two I faced [Music] no what the [ __ ] I hate this oh my God you called me porn I was summoned as a boss why do they keep doing these character models after you man is this where I came in this where I came in okay I kind of clapped though I’ll be honest with you didn’t expect slug I did not expect slug didn’t die boo I’m just famous you know ever since that death counter went up on the screen I’ll be honest with you I’m playing a little different playing a little different okay now we’re going to level up and then we’ll move on don’t worry wind we’re going to be um we’re going to be facing the fire giant soon so uh you’re probably going to get your wish in due time here oh I already have enough to level up and then I think I can level up again again I’m just famous you know yeah that’s what it is they put you in the game cuz you’re popular cuz you got a scholarship re choir why they put you in the game um I’ll go into endurance cuz I feel like I was running out in that battle when I was starting to use a bunch of my [ __ ] and then we’ll do that one one I need like 40,000 [Music] more hi F hi they put me in the game because they needed sex appeal I get that I get that and also they just want to like you know um you know all body types are important so they they had to add yours am I even going to reach this dude I’m might have to kill a couple things before I go and lose this all of the fire giant if I’m even close to finding him I need like 71,000 and some change I don’t think I’m going to get there hi f howdy howdy howdy howdy I’m in I’m in such good shape a circle is a shape that’s was funny I’m not going to get there it’s going to be so close brother I’m like I’m just it’s right there oh wait cool sick uh I think I actually need to pop this one though I think it was a little bit more but I’ll just pop it anyway W now I don’t know about endurance or strength I think I’m actually just going to go strength again cuz I feel like your boy’s kind of hitting right now it is crazy though once the death counter did go up on screen I I did start playing this game a little different because I just I really don’t want to add another uh I don’t want to add to that already pretty substantially large number wait so is there a way I can get I don’t feel like I’m just going to fall off of a cliff at any moment here I’m not understanding how this is working I mean I guess I just have to go this way anyway he saw 30 Death of godric and said okay lock in man [ __ ] godrick H himit and the tree Sentinel I wish I can get back the tree Sentinel is super easy I mean I guess not as like a fresh player that’s kind of why they stick him there but but he’s super easy and honestly dude [ __ ] [ __ ] dude [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that yo [ __ ] that yo I can’t see [ __ ] yo I can’t see [ __ ] Borealis the freezing fog you can suck my [Music] ass Jesus Christ seek right and you can find a path up okay I found it I found it and there’s more runes there I’m just going to like get this [ __ ] puppy off me are you really going to all right dude all uh I need a ping in on the map that’s what I got to do I want to go home then Edge jeez excuse me puppies you mind if I uh wait let me assassinate your buddy and then we can have our own problems oh oh I didn’t even see your [ __ ] boy right there nice dude I’m getting rich also I’m I’m hopping in the shower so I will have you on my on my speaker oh you’re good dude you’re bringing me in the shower with you bro you going ask me on a first date holy [ __ ] bande chill no you’re good dude take a shower you got to work today right or wait is it Wednesday is Wednesday to Sunday I forgot you don’t think answer that you’re probably naked so lonely except ah Bird Okay bird up wait what that looks [ __ ] up oh Wednesday to Saturday okay right yeah first dat show me your [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] I kind of hate these enemy types dude yeah I actually didn’t expect them oh [ __ ] what’s up God damn chill dude I’m trying to get a map fragment you mind of course we’re going to put it in here I do see the chain yeah that’s the fire giant you have to cross there that’s what I thought that’s what I was afraid of maybe I don’t have to cross [ __ ] dude maybe you got to cross those chains before the [ __ ] is the map oh God I know oh of course of course I’m just going to kill everything CU I’m about to fight these annoying guys when you get over there you have a Cadron cauldron on top of the mountain you go towards that right okay literally you don’t know anything you don’t know anything stop okay I mean I guess I’m probably going to make my way up there at some point and they’re all just looking at that cauldron is that because the fire Giants up there and they know that [ __ ] anyway I’m but booty naked so I’m a shower now all right dude go do you thing that is correct okay what’s up [ __ ] I’m going need you to just die cuz it’s just going to make my life a whole lot easier if you do fire mon Graves that’s all I get um there’s going to be a Grace around so I’m actually just going to use yeah there there’s going to be a Grace somewhere around here [ __ ] it let me use this [ __ ] cuz I’m so [ __ ] scared right now brother chill chill chill Jesus Christ woman oh my [ __ ] God I actually say dude add it to the tally bro great there you go wind and I’m all the way back here cuz I didn’t find another [ __ ] Grace so I got to go do a driveby with a stupid ass Dragon again sick dude yeah I know I know you’re [ __ ] mad you’re mad you’re mad you’re mad you’re mad got it and he just m he just murdered [ __ ] innocent creatures man you know what oh [ __ ] brother I I don’t have any problems with lobsters it’s [ __ ] dragons I have issues [Music] with holy [ __ ] well there you go wind I’m glad you got your uh glad you got your deaths you know I’m only trying to appeal to the masses right don’t do it you [ __ ] ugly you’re so ugly dude stop there’s a Grace right here and I walked past it all right here’s what I’m doing y’all are so busy doing your thing I’m just going to go pick up my runes really quick if you guys don’t mind just going to ye these take my sweet ass over to this Grace excuse me that I somehow some way missed and I’m just going to reset I’m going to reset this and we’re going to do it again oh okay this works too I guess we’re almost there the flame of Ruin lies just ahead I’m glad it was you I traveled with I must tender my thanks to torrent too thank you torrent please continue to lend your Aid till the end we’ll do who said it was a sweet ass all right dude you know I just know it is bye oh you know what I can do I could probably aggro those uh yeah I could probably aggro them without actually pulling the other guy that might even be the [Music] move please don’t do that yeah I don’t know why I didn’t just think of [ __ ] doing that maybe because I’m I’m a dummy could that be it head shot is this good he’s [ __ ] pissed God damn it okay that doesn’t work he’s just so mad though he’s so mad oh wait he doesn’t even care never mind dude he paid no mind to that is it because he just doesn’t see me oh he doesn’t even see me oh dude he sucks got to have the confidence of a 10 even if you’re a four you know that four is very generous win I do appreciate that cuz [ __ ] it we’re just going to go on a massacre can I actually get an assassination on this guy though not sure if I actually can oh oh hell yeah chill I’m just going to roll up on you and [ __ ] beat your [ __ ] up now there we go oh I will take I will take oh [ __ ] I’m wait she’s alive oh you’re going to have to figure that out yourself dude ay my problem homie oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] dude stupid decisions I never officially stated what you were you you are whatever you believe wow wow oh that actually did not work bro I don’t want to have to fight that guy again I mean I guess I don’t really have to can I just literally run through grab my runes again and then get the [ __ ] away from this guy excuse me I’m I’m so sorry I just have to I have to grab these really quick thank you so much okay I need to drop Agro and then I’m just going to sneak inside CU I don’t think I need really need anything on the outside anyway having Christmas in my Sims game right now my God you’re celebrating Christmas so early surely he won come so far right all right I got the runes back it’s all that matters we ain’t going to worry about big guy we already killed him okay I’m back hearing you die twice was funny it was they were [ __ ] tragic deaths to be honest they literally [ __ ] like just shitty enemies just stupid enemies she doesn’t even need to know she doesn’t even need to know why does she care try stealth [ __ ] plan on it dude thanks I’m so sorry God I’m so sorry um is there a way that I can just maybe I guess I could probably go around also from the east of your grace there’s a church with a sacred tear in it if you want that since you heal so much uh since you get hit so much since you are ass all right dude you there’s a a couple things in there I don’t think you needed to add really don’t do that bro I yeah I think there were a couple things you didn’t really need to you know that flame Guardian was ass bro oh [ __ ] I’m making a lot of noise try ladder ladder’s this way oh I did not even know there was a [ __ ] rat right there oh wait but there’s but there’s loot oh yeah I forgot to throw in dog [ __ ] trash gam play like a dumpster fire not all dumpster fires are bad right right first off not here yeah but but I want but I want the but I want the loot doesn’t even need to know doesn’t even need to know probably won’t ever know oh yeah you don’t know [ __ ] dude you suck your awareness is ass am I going to get to know the reason why there is a um like a flame giant uh in a snow area am I going to get know the lore of that CU that makes no sense to me why he has this whole flame Brigade out here and it’s uh yeah it’s just snowing dude my why this [ __ ] blade swing so goddamn High I will explain after you kill him okay so you really think I’m going to kill him wow sorry if you kill oh [ __ ] knew that was coming okay so I actually don’t think that I think I do maybe jump around oh you got to give him that oh Jesus Christ and spit on that thing when that thing first starts it kind of get it like it’s like a little jump scare bro feel like I hear things in that Tower wait I can’t can’t get on Old horsey bro um that would be a way to do it I have faith in you sorry others don’t you know what oh [ __ ] you shouldn’t no it’s it’s a good thing you do I think I got to go around but now that I can’t summon my horse can I make that jump or maybe I could just go around I have faith in the fire Giant I have to go out here to summon this that I is kind of I feel like I could just get up these towers somehow some way but I don’t know how oh wait oh oh that’s how Okay likely death um well I’m not going to I mean you know I’m not going to do it so I’m really feeling like I’m going to oneshot the fire giant you know just make make sure to this for later so actually don’t really think it’s going to be much of a problem excuse me sir oh you’re really slow getting off that horse brother oh my God does he have a ranged attack ah there we go that is actually okay this one is what the [ __ ] is that oh my God wait are those all oh my God they’re all oh my God the [ __ ] is that [Music] does this break no nothing okay oh [ __ ] brother you cast spells and use a [ __ ] Shield oh [ __ ] no sad yes I clipped it good going to need it for later he died idiot oh man dude this game this game’s easy this game is actually [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] this guy [ __ ] Bamboozled wait is that like an actual AI thing did he know I was going to come back around that’s [ __ ] up this game has it out for me all right let’s try this again that was all just uh I mean where did he did he jump off here brother where’s your body that really sucks okay this is what I like right here ooh give to a learned cleric to acquire new incantations okay do I only have one of these but okay where do I find my stone sword keys where do those go not here crafting material I mean I don’t think it’s a crafting material oh here we go so I do only have one H okay I need to get more of those due to your damage I think fire giant will only take three to five tries depending on if you find his weak spots okay well let’s hope so uh I think I’m just going to I’m done here now yeah I think I’m done here and the map is the map fragment oh it’s past the chain okay so I got to go walk over that chain then I’m just going to go back to the grace that’s what I’ll do [Music] I have 44,000 runes and I have okay so need to do a bit more killing sorry buddy yeah this this doesn’t feel sketch at all this feels completely fine chains in Frozen usually hold up pretty good over time remember the sacred tier oh yeah that was on the other side well now that I have this I can at least see the map oops okay so you were saying the church um I just clear I just clear out this you’re talking over here [Music] okay let me Mark it and then I go I really do hate that these are the enemies that are in this place cuz I [ __ ] I despise these dudes also can I see that Dragon clear as day now oh sick okay so it’s just a freebie uh anything else that I could have messed with oh yeah I mean Jesus Christ if he’s not there I don’t know where else he’d be [Music] um well I need to kill a few things so I can get more runes really quick so I want to do another level up wait is that the fire giant who the [ __ ] is that guy I feel like I’ve paid no attention to that oh he’s not there you’re lying oh wait this one I’m sorry you know what though I think I do I think I do never mind that’s fine a DLC furnace the hell is a DLC furnace wa I got to talk to her spoken Echoes of Queen Mara linger here as well shall I share them with you in marica’s own words hark brave warriors hark my Lord Godfrey we commend your Deeds guidance hath delivered you literally do not talk about Godfrey around me please the place ye stand put the Giants to the sword and confine the flame oh that’s godri not Godfrey let a look how triggered I just got too an Epoch glistening with life brandish the Elden ring for the age of the ER [Music] tree all right let’s pop off a few more kills and get a level up I think I’m going to need like 72 73,000 or something like that so let’s do that could this be a bird it is a bird thank you can I break this though can’t break it cool I can’t wait for you to see this boss [ __ ] I I don’t like he’s horrifying wait actually oh you guys are still alive guys I just need [Music] money this is just an easy way of getting up here so we’ll just do it oh [ __ ] oh I haven’t been here here oh okay Lord Contender wait did I do oh no I just explored okay he is horrifying he’s like you but more handsome dude that’s [ __ ] up man look look at my look at my little puppy at least she’s here okay let’s pop uh year and then let’s pop y two hand that [ __ ] put that there and let’s get this [ __ ] N I ain’t gay but you a handsome dude [ __ ] Mora you just you just know how to talk to a boy for’s flirting with me oh [ __ ] oh [Music] [ __ ] you [ __ ] healed you slimy little bastard [Music] oh dude see sometimes I move super slow like that I hate it oh [ __ ] no I actually [ __ ] choked it dude that’s a big L dude that’s a pretty big L that guy was ass thanks wind I I appreciate it [ __ ] so this is viky on the cover of the game didn’t I already kill this [ __ ] guy get me back in there I don’t even care dude I got too cocky I got to cocky all right let me let me [ __ ] live all right let’s just play it smart let’s play it smart oh [ __ ] what does he do when he gets like that [ __ ] dude oh my God [Music] [Music] [Music] okay dude that [ __ ] beats my [ __ ] ass holy [ __ ] also this guy does not get [ __ ] stunned I actually thought I was going to just cheek the [ __ ] out of this kid so story is a little different than yours bit [ __ ] I hate this guy all right I’m not going to pop my flask yet at the beginning of it that guy’s so ugly bro he’s so ugly oh well already [ __ ] missed that opportunity cool dude what is he do what is he doing [Music] bro oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Boy Hits hard Boy Hits hard he hits real hard dude mother [ __ ] he one shots me holy [ __ ] dude he legitimately one shot me that’s crazy oh my God there’s no way I can’t break this guy’s [ __ ] stance there’s no way wait where’s my [ __ ] oh uh L for Vi he was only tarnished to make it to the fire giant when when it came to uh take the next step he refused to sacrifice his maiden and instead of becoming Elden Lord he gave into the madness all to save his Maiden I don’t talk to ugly people good um but you are Maiden list so his story is different than yours will be he was tarnished before you I was going to become Elden Lord so yeah he is pretty powerful dude holy [ __ ] man but he’s not even like a it’s the it’s the one ability that like beats my ass everything else is like not a big deal oh my God he actually Dodges that bro [Music] chill oh my God oh my God [Music] [Music] finally dude that should have never been that hard honestly just dodge it I hate you I hate you I should have actually never been that [ __ ] hard oh I get his Dragon Ball oh and I got his gear and I got so much money oh my God I literally like I should have never [ __ ] died on that guy so easy how’s this dude’s helmet look does it look stupid it looks pretty dumb I know I just fought him but is this actually like a holy [ __ ] that’s dude I’m literally wearing it I’m legitimately thinking I’m going to wear that hold on dude what the [ __ ] I don’t know why I never thought I like oh my god dude that’s kind of that’s kind of gold right there right yeah dude I’m [ __ ] wearing the oh you got to give him that Fu to and spit on that what’s up Danny dude I look sick with that like from the backside I kind of look dope I kind of look a little sick from the backside if you’re hitting it from the back what nut nut nut that’s all about the backside dude I look [ __ ] so stupid I kind of look very like cthulu like I gotta change my uh I mean these are the best in terms of damage negation but I I don’t I mean you guys said it really doesn’t even matter should I just wear a [ __ ] dress I don’t know oh those those look horrible honestly [ __ ] it dude I barely ever see my legs anyway it’s all about the back side always is about the backside nut nut uh let’s do strength so we can go pew pew more and then I’m at 49,000 so wear a dress who are you Caleb Williams I’m better than Caleb Williams bro look at me I’m so [ __ ] ugly I’ve want to oh wait I died so I got to pop this [ __ ] so what do I sit out with that 58 and then damn so I’m I’m I’m kind of I’m kind of thick with it a little bit right nut so 5,000 I imagine I just should pop it so I’m going to kill these guys up here anyway and I won’t be too far from another level up sometimes I do feel a little guilty not using the summons because there’s some cool ass summons I’d like to see I mean I guess I could use them on like little ads like this to see how they look but I feel like I’m too far removed now okay we’ll clear right side and then I’ll clear all of the middle so they’re all just Giants [Music] huh ow you know I actually don’t even remember where the [ __ ] to go for his like oh I’m going to get [ __ ] on I think it’s when he falls it’s got to be his face right something like that I don’t see how many runes I got for that kill either Ripon can I get in this nothing secret oh God I [ __ ] hate these things bro that’s his face okay they’re literally just like dude they’re bringing all my least favorite enemies in this [ __ ] game man to this snow area and it’s so annoying um oh wait is this a cave up here oh no I would say summons in the DLC would POG I I’m going to try it without obviously but I have heard even from like ly Bryce all them you um that it’s definitely uh definitely not frowned upon to use them the [ __ ] is your problem oh damn this is crazy looking holy [ __ ] was the first time I use summons all game damn and and you felt like you needed them too like it just was necessary how crazy is the Nerf though cuz they totally like like Bry was telling me that they um I mean that they nerfed it pretty hard but that it’s still I mean it’s still incredibly difficult [Music] but regardless I’m trying it without anyway and then I will see I did because I didn’t get the oh you didn’t get the fragments oh okay oh you’re you’re a little they B the early level of script fragment so you can deal and take more damage okay that makes sense then ooh that looks um looks pretty appealing oh that looks appealing to all right oh [ __ ] scared the piss out of me [ __ ] scared the piss out of me is a boss just going to fall from the sky or something like what’s what’s what’s the kicker here no boss falling from the sky huh dog ahead why is it always suffering good luck ahead well um I’m going to just heal all the way up here and then we’ll see what we see in here oh okay I mean I don’t know if I don’t know if I love this at the moment oh I was rotating okay I kind of felt like I was it’s like that felt weird giant conquering Hero’s grave I need to go buy more [ __ ] stone sword keys I think it’s the last one I have oh okay so I can pop my things and level up one more time dude I’d love to rock his [ __ ] though oh wait I don’t oh that’s so annoying actually I don’t know if this is a boss fight or not but I’m going to I need to go kill like a couple more things just to get this level up I I don’t want to risk losing all these runes if this was Brandon like six or seven sessions ago I would have just I would have risked it all but you know we’re changed now we’re different do these give me runin I can’t even kill him there’s a boss in there that’s what I figured I mean let’s just go kill a hand or something and then I should be good look at this guy let’s go kill this one that thinks he’s all slick Jesus Christ oh brother you don’t mean it Jesus Christ dude chill oh my God okay I think that was literally already enough oh it’s cuz I’m [ __ ] one-h handing again annoying um all I needed time to hopefully not get [ __ ] on by a boss yay I think I’m going to go more strength anyway hey we’re level 110 let’s go likely bug praise the backstepping fire ahead all right last key fire ahead oh like this guy’s going to explode when can I grab this thing oh could this be Grace Lally one outside [ __ ] I hate these dudes [Music] nice I like opportunity ahead I can’t even [ __ ] see I just jump risk at all oh is he actually a Oh I thought he was actually a what the [ __ ] dude what wait oh can I not hit him oh [ __ ] how do I like I don’t want to step on that but I feel like I have to [ __ ] step on that oh my God no [ __ ] dude that’s a uh that’s a shitty [ __ ] death man all because of that annoying [ __ ] didn’t ah dude how do I kill it how do I kill it if I’m being honest this place is only good for runes well still going to do it anyway I just don’t know how to kill the [ __ ] ghostly looking dudes dude oh my [ __ ] god idiot idiot oh they need to be brought to the Middle Light makes sense idiot sick damn so I going to make it up all that [ __ ] I look dope with that fire behind me though twitch streamer Brandon ponchy bullies fire m oh [ __ ] I don’t even see you I actually thought he was going to get maybe hit by that fire I probably didn’t need to take that hit oh I don’t even have another one to do this damn that’s a shame those are clearly wor the money then right I thought they were all about to spawn first I was like [ __ ] secret passage required ahead oh it’s underneath so is this not even worth try confidence I see a a sword Stone Key and a merchant I buy them immediately yeah I need to start doing that oh yeah I don’t I don’t [ __ ] with that oh that illuminates that that’s [ __ ] cool dude and then I pull this and then I could probably get under yeah sick you have to kill that guy to progress oh no not this [ __ ] guy step in the light please oh my God thank God have so much [ __ ] Health man Jesus Christ there’s another one come on Kitty let’s go kitty oh my god let’s jump Heavies into Dodger beautiful you have come so far that one was a little more rhythmic you know I like the ones that are rhythmics and I can I can get into a flow first off East then then seek ladder oh so go okay go east first and then seek ladder got it try Crystal and short confusion where does this this a secret yeah come so far and I have come so far I’m impressed the [ __ ] cute that puppy is oh [ __ ] I’m just walking out here uh okay where the [ __ ] is this strong fo ahead first off right short precious item or precious item oh okay that’s fine we we’ve [ __ ] with these guys before Order ahead still no up can I just get the item though he going to see me I mean I could probably kill him pretty quick anyway right that answers my question cuz I hit so godamn oh that was a little cheeky steth 100 could kill him for runes I mean he easy [Music] peasy worry of edge oh okay so that goes around to that so this is this feels sort of unimportant unless I’m missing something I guess oh it’s cuz I got the giant seal and I’m assuming what does this do oh it’s just a [ __ ] it’s a dumb dumbb weapon you’re doing so well maybe you first try fire giant I [ __ ] hope so I hope so I mean I hit hard as [ __ ] which is nice well this will be the easy uh I guess this will be the thing that makes the most sense here or the thing that’ll um determine if it’s going to be an easy time does he get is he easy to break his stance or no probably not I’m assuming not I don’t do horrible against Giants not yeah um I don’t do horrible against Giants but well sometimes they be doing they’d be doing quick attacks that [ __ ] me up oh this is that boy but I got to bring the elevator back up which I can actually just I can do over here right is it this one it is this one when you find his weak spot which after a death I will tell you his weak spot is it his sweet little toes it’s probably a sweet little toes right try luring out well yeah I can’t [ __ ] kill the guy hey what’s up man right wait no I already [ __ ] got him dude he’s [ __ ] pissed oh my [Music] God is he stuck in the door no he’s not [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] I just I I didn’t even heal dude I didn’t heal and I should have [ __ ] oh God I didn’t heal I didn’t heal and I should have [ __ ] healed those deaths I can’t even be mad at cuz you know what like my fault oh God I got to do it all again oh wait I don’t have to do it all again I can just do I just need to kill him to get to the door so it doesn’t really matter I don’t got to do the [ __ ] cats anymore or anything like that so that’s that’s not the worst thing in the world I guess wait okay wrong way I don’t have to do this one right go this way and jump down that’s what it was oh they okay they know regardless got it he doesn’t even know get [ __ ] on little Savage as [ __ ] get [ __ ] on I just can’t remember do I take this down I remember if I take this down or not I do okay and then I have to send it back up right why the [ __ ] not right get your [ __ ] [ __ ] ass up here I get it you’re [ __ ] really mad man no Jesus [ __ ] man I almost choked that again okay it says somewhere doors open so that was the trylight short oh yeah um [ __ ] where’s that door I can’t remember oh oh it’s right here duh Oh yay Oh yay that’s where the giant was oh yeah yeah I was kind of stoopy right there didn’t expect horseback [Music] battle mini Mo dude I’d literally [ __ ] I’d cry bro a [ __ ] what are you doing what are you doing oh [ __ ] that’s what you’re were doing got it oh my god dude please [ __ ] dude I [ __ ] let him cast that [ __ ] for 4,000 years you know what’s crazy dude these are such easy [ __ ] fights they’re such easy fights yeah for real I just like I find a real easy way to choke them all the [ __ ] time hey I’m here what’s happened so far um [Music] oo there we go please don’t do that again thank you oh wait the mask oh I like the bug but that Mas goes [ __ ] hard actually no the bug goes way harder also what’s up luck so be the game is cleaning up bosses to get an ideal level for DLC wait I beat the game what worst ending ever no I know I was like what the [ __ ] um I’m in the snow area currently luck and I am on my way to the fire Giant and and I’m going to oneshot him that’s that’s the thing I’m going to oneshot him so hey how much monies did he give me oh yes okay cool that’s what’s going to happen he’s about to [ __ ] fire Giant in his tight little fingers is that his crit spot his fingers oh what’s up BL how you doing I mean I mean do we just go pew pew harder I mean I I think we just got to go pew pew harder right if you could reach them yeah totally how big is this [ __ ] guy okay so now we going to go we’ll do this top level after so you know the giant you just fought five times his size I mean that’s [ __ ] kind of rude right is that kind of rude oh wait I can’t I have to go around to get up there so go I guess I’m clearing out middle first yeah that’s incredibly rude actually um I [ __ ] hate birds man I hate birds so much oh [ __ ] dude I don’t know why I thought they were [ __ ] fighting each other I legitimately want nothing to do with you guys they got to beat up his incredibly detailed feet you trying to say he’s got [ __ ] up bunions bro there’s no way the fire giant has [ __ ] up bunions right give them a sniff if you want attacked I was already planning on it so that’s perfect you mention it oh wait they are fighting oh also wait I just got kicked off my horse I didn’t even Ah that’s why oh you’re oh you’re [ __ ] crazy wait wait wait who whoa whoa oh my God what the flying [ __ ] did I just run into dude I’m just getting my death count up for the DLC it’s no big deal holy [ __ ] this dude is [ __ ] eating my ass so that NPC has the best bleed weapon in the game you don’t [ __ ] say you don’t say murdered me in two seconds also that dude feels like the most agile [ __ ] NPC in the game oh chocked literally called the rivers of blood my God see that’s what I kind of wish was the thing about like um my weapon in particular I really wish I do really wish that like I had a different weapon I can go and use later on in the game like that’s cool that this is the best um like that’s the best bleed weapon in the game oh [ __ ] well that’s chock cuz I do feel like uh God he’s so Shifty um I just feel like it’s uh please get my get my one [ __ ] swing that I need [Music] off why are you so like into [ __ ] me up right now bro I thought we I mean we’re just chilling right Jesus Christ don’t come back dude holy [ __ ] oh I got his mask that’s kind of tight yeah I just wish there was a weapon that I could look forward to like getting or some [ __ ] that’s a pretty cool mask I like that we shorten it name to Rob oh his mask boost bleed oh raises dexterity as a lowers Focus oh slightly increases the recovery effects of the flask asant tears but increases damage taken why am I using that increases intelligence and strength to the detriment of FP oh so this actually increases strength and I lose a little bit of FP how much do I lose oh it gives me two strength and I lose 8 FP that’s not a big deal that’s actually kind of BR saw Bugg and said [ __ ] it dude I didn’t even read any of this [ __ ] strengthens aspects of The Crucible okay so that doesn’t matter okay so this one was actually going one to use holy [ __ ] oh my God he’s literally [ __ ] up that giant holy [ __ ] this is a crazy battle Yeah hats sometimes have effects most others don’t that’s okay cuz I actually like this look this look kind of fits a little better I can’t believe that okay I was literally rocking a ass it’s just going to like not help me at all so that’s cool that’s actually super super dope love that for me and the game I already get hit incredibly hard at I made it even worse get hits once by hand runs away you were taking more damage from the helmet and your soreal yeah look at meig go dude do you guys know how much damage extra that is it’s probably not like a super substantial amount but only I had a giant pickle okay offer fingers a this is cozy um buddy boy that is a hell of a fight between that bird I think together it’s like 10% maybe a bit less yeah I don’t really want that 10% happening so I think it’s better we uh it’s better we caught that ahead of [Music] time called to the right [ __ ] it’s huge holy [ __ ] it is and I’m slowly making my way there wait did I really Mi did I miss anything I don’t oh I didn’t I don’t think I went up there oh my God he [ __ ] dude chill that’s my [ __ ] horse you’re hurting brother is that your buddy throwing [ __ ] better tell him to [ __ ] stop Bon oh my God hey tell your buddy to stop throwing [ __ ] you serious dude what is he throwing he’s throwing full on cauldrons when you’re ready to go fire giant TP to that Grace you just touched okay is this another sleeping boy hi sleeping guy jeez wait I can’t even get to his [ __ ] I can’t I’m stuck in his arms ow oh my God no dude he chucked the [ __ ] I hate how [ __ ] random that is that is so annoying oh my God bro let me kill your friends in peace I hate when I dude when I die to [ __ ] like that new Strat Arthur dies first yeah yeah no I won’t forget to see I’m actually I’m going to pick it up now I’m going to get my runes and I’m going to beat that dude’s [ __ ] ass is this him oh my God no it’s not it’s that [ __ ] nerd over there get me up there get me up there how do I get up there come on okay around the other way how the [ __ ] do I get up to this guy the [ __ ] are you running dog oh my God wait I’m trolling per usual oh the camera is so buggy I literally can’t [ __ ] I can’t see anything with this guy that was so weird there’s one more jar thrower giant sword against a giant and you’re still whiffing dude the hitbox is so weird all right well [ __ ] that guy was he protecting over here anything special a message wait where is that me message oh Revenge yes oh dude they know they all know everybody gets it can I scale this guy or am I probably probably can’t um oh these are their bodies look at their little butt cheeks they got a little butt cheek PS the [ __ ] uh all right well I mean what is he doing dude stop rolling around you freak um I think that’s probably it those are fire giant bodies oh is he bigger than those ones no I see they were impaled but about the same size maybe bigger that looks uh looks pretty big from being honest with you all right uh let me go climb this [ __ ] chain bro fire giant is a little bigger great fantastic that’s what I really that’s honestly what I love to hear I don’t know if this is the way to the fire Dr or not but I’m going up the chains anyway oh you know you know Dark Shadow [ __ ] out of here dude [ __ ] out of here dude let’s go left first let’s clear this out God damn that thing is Big N yeah not dark shadow you’re not as nice as the other bot wait is that him this this him [ __ ] out of my chat get him out of here get him the [ __ ] out of here is this the guy this looks like the [ __ ] guy oh [ __ ] it’s the [ __ ] guy holy [ __ ] he’s big oh oh brother dog oh my god did I say I’m going to kill him first time I think I I think I lied I think I straight up lied I think I for sure [ __ ] lied can I just go up here oh you [Music] [ __ ] all right we’re going to have to close the gap at some point right [ __ ] that is a whole lot of AOE or sorry um that is a whole lot of uh whole lot of damage hold on I died I forgot I didn’t even [ __ ] put a counter up or didn’t even up the counter um that’s a whole lot of area that he hits do I have to fight this guy on Horseback you shouldn’t have watched that clip that was uh that that uh AI shit’s getting out of hand dude it’s getting out of [ __ ] pocket um okay so yeah it was Ai and edited exactly yeah I mean we got to go in and keep learning right so here we go where are my runes at were they outside I just didn’t get him [ __ ] I think I just lost 52,000 holy [ __ ] dude okay I got to close the gap here that’s what it is [Music] oh close the gap close the gap close the gap horse oh my God [ __ ] me man [ __ ] me wait no yes no dude come on I’m just going to pop two [ __ ] it [ __ ] it who cares okay push it push it push it push it here we go dude why is the targeting so [ __ ] stupid on this [ __ ] my God oh my God oh dude I never knew that I [ __ ] hate fighting horseback that’s like one of my least liked things about this [ __ ] game dude like fighting horse pack is so [ __ ] annoying and it’s like a shitty mechanic and it feels kind of shitty but there’s no way I’m fighting this guy without [ __ ] horseback right there’s no way also I can’t lock onto his ankle I was trying to but I legitimately like I feel like I can’t lock onto his [ __ ] [Music] [Music] ankle I can dodge this attack right oh dude like see this [ __ ] [ __ ] is so lame dude of course you’re annoying [ __ ] me Jesus Christ if this is legitimately um if this has to be a [ __ ] there’s no way this is a fight on Horseback right there’s just no way sure whatever I’m going to I’m going to try it off dude who cares oh my God how am I [Music] alive hey not a whole lot of room to move buddy damn it I [ __ ] saw it coming I didn’t stop it oh oh I thought I was supposed to break the shackle on the [ __ ] other one so I got to attack the okay well [ __ ] so you guys were just [ __ ] punching your faces watching me do that okay so legitimately just uh leg legi okay so I can fight him off he’s got his terrain is so annoying [Music] dude all right I got to I got to [ __ ] dude I oh my God [ __ ] oh it’s so much better on this side you’re right please no I’m so shitty shackle side weak side okay yes the boss room being on a slope when he’s 100t tall is awful it [ __ ] sucks dude oh it sucks I rolled into the fire okay how many tries was that was that my fourth try or something my third fourth try on this guy [ __ ] a man also because I binded my horse to a [ __ ] different button I can’t like I don’t know how to do the jump attack of it now I think it’s worth actually popping this off the rip and then putting this on off the rip as [Music] well please no please no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was [ __ ] up man God bless dude suck my [ __ ] ass okay we’re off we’re off the horse again oh that’s [ __ ] up too that’s [ __ ] up too where’s this where’s this spot where’s this [ __ ] spot [ __ ] man give me your feet okay phase two oh his leg is oh his oh [ __ ] his leg is broken I broke his [ __ ] leg is he going to oh he’s not going to use it of course he’s going to use it of course he’s going to use it this is [ __ ] insane oh sick dude sick dude ugly what’s better to hit is [ __ ] stud [ __ ] [Music] you’re annoying you’re literally so annoying actually I follow you no no well okay what’s this guy’s [ __ ] weak spot on the second phase does he have a weak spot or is it just like that’s the damage I’m going to do I’m going to save my uh cisic flask for uh for that second phase actually second phase is his arms and his eye oh like when he slams his arms down oh so I was not okay oh yeah I have to [ __ ] did I do my death counter on that I don’t know if I did so we’ll just put it there okay he’s not that bad of a boss though to be honest yeah we use um blood flame blade on the beginning phase and then we’ll use my cisic flask on the other one [Music] dude literally what the [ __ ] Richard that’s crazy that he’s really going to do this right yeah [ __ ] your [ __ ] buddy I I literally don’t know where this guy’s weak spot is on this [ __ ] ooh yikes wait did I [ __ ] he oh dude I [ __ ] no shot [Music] [Music] yeah [ __ ] it I need my Steed I need my Steed you’re such a [ __ ] suck dude it’s so hard to get to his [ __ ] hand sometimes oh you’re so [Music] annoying I knew he was going to [ __ ] roll under me what a piece of [ __ ] garbage no I’m I’m I’m going to kill him I’m fine but it’s just annoying [Music] [Music] no dude that’s the [ __ ] thing that pisses me off why does he [ __ ] do that now bro oh I’m going to die here oh I’m dead here I just have to pop this thank God [Music] dude no shot there’s actually no [ __ ] way dude [Music] okay so you guys are saying get off of the oh my God give me your hands [ __ ] oh that was huge yeah [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] I got a little cocky oh no I didn’t even move right [Applause] there please fire giant dad oh dude you suck no stop moving your [ __ ] hands you suck yeah [ __ ] I’m running out of stamina [Music] no [ __ ] [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] let’s go God damn it this a chance for the eye oh I could crit the eyeball God he was such [ __ ] dog [ __ ] and I died him so many times dude he legit had one bro uh okay you know what’s really shitty that’s a really easy boss and I just like the second phasee man I just made stupid mistakes also my binds are weird um so like I I have to hit a button that goes to the the alternate menu and then get off the horse so I actually don’t even know if I can do my jump attack off the horse anymore I don’t think at least as far as I know o one strength one endurance pew pew imagine dying when he had one HP left I would have probably just uh probably logged off right there like I’m I’m I’m actually uh oh frenzy flame ending I think I do know I think um yeah I think somebody told me about it I was here it’s it is like super upsetting to be honest he just I don’t think he was hard man like getting to that second phase was so [ __ ] easy Forge of the Giants the [ __ ] is this so many people on Reddit used to wh about how difficult he was dude he’s not like like okay the only thing really quick before I move on here only thing that was semi difficult is if he hit me with that first ability where he grabs his shield um and fires off his [ __ ] snow [ __ ] right that’s the only thing and sometimes he did it at the beginning of the phase and sometimes he didn’t and when he didn’t it made it easier to push him to his second yet the trash can lid it’s [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Trash Can Lid um can I make this jump how about I just don’t try um and so if that was it I already had to pop a um flask and then I couldn’t get like that first bit of damage off to him but he’s not easy or he’s sorry he’s not hard he’s actually really easy but I made a lot of like small errors there but it was just again that first [ __ ] it was that first [ __ ] thing that he does that he changed up throughout all of my attempts actually and also I mean I I broke his stance a couple times which is actually huge and I didn’t even know the eyeball was the crit so that uh that was pretty chock is this saying the next Grace is that way wait why can’t I oh okay I have long observed the lands between this world is in dire need of repair and death indiscriminate are you prepared to commit a cardinal sin well I mean I mean listen there’s just I’ve been really thinking about this right and I just don’t know if I really care all that much you know I I just don’t know I think again just going through the Notions here very well my hand rest upon you for but a moment I just feel like it has to be this way all right here we go she’s killed me no God no God please no no that was the best time to play that luck no God no God please no no no no L’s in chat for Molina for the sake of the new Lord have in chat thank you for guiding me here [Music] well now they’re making me like feel you know like the music and [ __ ] is kind of it’s making me feel a little bad but also like Bo got to become Elden Lord at some point right [Music] FL shall one day meet the road of destined death this is so cool actually Goodbye Oh damn damn that’s true that is true and she she let she gave me the choice use kindling to set the her tree of flame the fire giant just back oh my God hello welcome to Utah where the [ __ ] am I is this the Coliseum is this floating Italy holy [ __ ] oh my God this looks crazy [Music] no I I better not see a single [ __ ] thing in chat I I want chat silent I want chat silent everybody literally I need chat silent not a s not luck you you you you just you just did what I said don’t do you just did it thank you thank you guys for for that thank you take it slow take it slow there we go and we’re going to make this jump okay welcome to my backyard oh dude imagine this just [ __ ] sucks me out out of stamina oh out of stamina holy mother [ __ ] storm ahead therefore try Close Quarters battle I did add one oh wait yeah I did uh 7 plan oh no imagine oh imagine what yeah sorry wait is this actually going to like seek God look at these guys okay these guys kind of look [ __ ] up oh they don’t even know oh you guys don’t even know your buddy just got [ __ ] on how do you guys know no head ahead therefore try behind what y’all are really the least interested in this [ __ ] he was telling you to try buto hold no I get it no I got it try St be where you have left oh [ __ ] hey hey hey hey hey you are not you should not be allowed to do that I mean the music is kind of nice in here though never mind it just got bad H okay what happens if I jump in it anything in particular oh Grace I will take it around the world around the world how much um 32,000 so I need 880,000 now Jesus what happens if you jump in a tornado hey it’s Elden ring luck you never really know right could this be a boss Dragon ahead why is it always Dragon a [ __ ] I don’t like that is it actually a dragon draging ahead of course it is brother brother in Christ wait I don’t need to kill this Dragon right I I don’t need to kill it I think you get an ancient dragon smithing Stone if you kill it Dragon D is that’s I hate you [ __ ] um do I [ __ ] need to kill it can upgrade it I’m going to be real with you dude I don’t I don’t really uh I don’t really want it where does he come from sorry buddy I’m just I’m just I’m just so not interested in you right now legitimately also sorry sorry v i I didn’t say what’s up to you how you doing I know I think you I think you came in during the fire giant fight so I just got all sorts of discombobulated all right around the world around the world he doesn’t even know I made [ __ ] noise will they see me if I’m literally standing right here oh this guy’s so dumb oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it’s cuz this buddy [ __ ] saw me I’m all breaking [ __ ] I joined in the middle of the fight okay okay hey what’s up my friend how you doing so the next main boss is the one I want to get a tat of oh golly oh golly G wait try right but why why can’t I just go here first off left and then try up better be a good reason y’all are telling me this the [ __ ] um we go this way there’s an item over here why not around the world around the world just going to I should kill these guys first actually are they all going to hear me if I do that though did y’all hear that oh oh okay so you guys heard it it’s all good though well beat your ass too bucko oh this dude is spellcasting [ __ ] I’ll be real with you homie I ain’t down with that magic [ __ ] thank you the hell does this thing do oh strengthen Ashes to plus 10 what do you mean next remembrance boss maybe he means next remem boss or something I don’t know uh all right let’s go murder this guy he making a lot of noise I am so sorry uh oh Wier weapons level cool I also plan on getting a tad of him his sword precisely wait so this next boss is like he looks [ __ ] legit he’s cool um it is plus 17 I actually should level that up a lot more cuz I think I can let me cruise through this really quick and wait so I go up first and then I can actually just probably go back down right nothing else here I need oh the boss after next boss we forgot about the next boss this place I’m in by the way is incredibly intimidating oh [ __ ] that’s crazy dude please don’t okay sometimes I think it swings over the [ __ ] um next bosses irrelevant the other map yes I’m assuming I need to get all the way around here uh what’s around I mean I’m doing it anyway just cuz I want to see him even if it’s a filler first off left what do you mean first off left there’s only left God that sound will never get old though time for Revenge [Music] does he come all the way up here oh he actually hit me that’s kind of whack actually I’m almost done with the DLC but I’m definitely not beating the final boss at my current building level that seems to be the common uh issue for most people it’s like that last boss is insanely tough don’t say who it is please um but yeah this seems to be the the major issue for a lot of people right now damn try jumping what that’s a troll right I ain’t doing that [ __ ] stealthy stealthy stealthy stealthy be wary of group oh I see him how does he [ __ ] know bro all right y’all need to come up here though DLC is tough in general I didn’t beat a single boss without my mimic tier damn that’s also what I’ve been uh oh [ __ ] yeah i’ I’ve been being told the the same exact honestly do get another ability ooh I like oh juky dude oh I will take I will take oh my God this area is so sick it is so sick look what what is that uh what is that emo you’re using is it like it’s tiny so I can’t see it is it like [ __ ] is it it’s a Yu-Gi-Oh card you’re lying doesn’t even look like a wait what did you not do Alexander’s quest line I thought I finished it oh I got to P my Runar too oh okay somebody sub OTE got it so I know like before I get off I do have to go in um I need to go back to the round table and I need to do my remembrance stuff and then I also need to level up my weapon wait so is that other way not way I need to go actually since I wait where is this place located oh [ __ ] okay did you meet him on one of those lava pools oh I don’t think so maybe I didn’t finish it them but I I feel like like I’ve done so much I I don’t know um okay damn I did not know I was out here let me go to the round table actually now since I got money for this all right you can go back to the Godwin corpse and deep root depths for a boss now oh and deep Ro deep Ro depths there’s like a new boss hey what is this oh oh oh oh oh I see take a look around the round table hold is burn right right raised to the ground don’t worry I don’t blame you I’ll continue Spirit tuning just the same as for which is why I need your help persuading Master huk to leave his roots are so not basically it’s impossible to do every NPC Quest okay last much longer if he stays here his shackles have broken High time he put the round table behind what is spirit tuning oh you can strengthen your okay oh wow okay um yeah uh hey at least you at least you’re here man you know that’s this is honestly what’s important right here my blacksmith is alive and he’s well and he’s he’s feeling good okay plus 20 that’s huge I like that ask him a question wait I got a br when you listening as I’ve always said you can to challenge the demigods and their God to slay them and as long as you do I will always Smith your weapons loyalty it is what I wish to Smith a weapon for you to slay a God yeah [ __ ] yeah he knows what’s up never doubted his loyalty once you know okay uh where are the fies fies fies f over here hey sorry everything’s burned to the ground I see what use do you have for me now I am a finger reader I will remain here until their dialogue ends and the finger speak again do as you please take whatever course seems most worthy to you now you may go you for is tired Harden oh so it’s not okay so wait what is this giant reds uh giant red braid damn that’s cool and then this is a burn of flame raise a series of flame pillers around the Caster damn I can’t wait to do a [ __ ] magic playthrough dude obviously he doesn’t have any armor so oh this s looks sick who’s is this is this the uh oh it’s that guy in the castle I killed right that’s a pretty dope helmet okay so it doesn’t do anything though okay well I’m going to keep it have go so um so I could either keep doing this or go to the Deep rot depths Commander lightning [ __ ] Commander lightning [ __ ] was tough Commander lightning [ __ ] I thought was tougher than the fire giant if I’m being honest with you I’m pretty sure he uh put me to the Grave far far more often than the fire giant did so maybe he was tough for me I don’t know but carefully the old friend can dragonate a friend bro only required ah head or try range battle do I die by jumping off this I’m about to take a lot of damage aren’t I oh everything’s good oh oh no I’m not going to hit the t i oh God okay feel like wearing some uh wait they look slightly different though oh [ __ ] guys I’m trying to L the [ __ ] oh I really thought I killed him I actually thought I killed this guy God I hate when they’re on the edge like this oh I didn’t kill you they are beastman skellies oh beastman skellies okay they look kind of cool though I think I dig the beastman skellies likely Dragon wait there’s actually an item down there oh I can get down there at some point I was like bruh oh and they okay well you know let’s let’s make this jumping not not choking huh some point I I I don’t I don’t like the smile after some point I feel like I feel like uh it’s a not a great thing if I end up down there oh I got to go down here right oh Jesus Christ yeah I know I I prefer if you just didn’t do any of that be a lot better for your boy here I think oh [ __ ] well I mean we’re going to have to oh [ __ ] oh my God this guy’s actually kind of hit hard what the [ __ ] where bro oh up there Jesus Christ sniper on the roof dude it’s [ __ ] Chris Kyle the American Sniper oh I forgot a little light him up there sad 62,000 runes Ian might as well pop it so I can get there as quickly as I can before a boss and then also I definitely need to be popping these mucho better oh wa you don’t like magically come back to life right thank God I’m actually really liking this place this next main fight before the one I want to get a tad of is going to be hard so fair warning I’m probably going to get it first time like the fire giant right time for [ __ ] stain and thumbtack where the [ __ ] is [ __ ] stain and thumbtack you wouldn’t though right you you don’t have the [ __ ] you don’t have the gold dude he does mad Kudos mad Kudos I I also need to like [ __ ] kill enough to spend my damn money I hate traveling around with this many ruins why is this like I this long hallway is not I’m not feeling great about this okay we’re fine we’re fine why are there just like never ending amounts of dragons here oh almost swung my [ __ ] right off there how much do they give me 3,000 is that enough to level up yet I don’t remember how much I need and I really don’t want to walk around with all this [ __ ] uh I’m going to go back around actually oh wait oh I can just jump down there but do I want to no I’m have to level up anyway so let me go back I’m going to pick off one more enemy and then I’m going to level up and then I’ll do this again there was the other way there was downstairs so I could always just do this really quick I don’t know why this place is making me super nervous is that a [ __ ] boss room okay I can at least kill this guy I think he’ll be enough sure so I have to do I’ll have to do all of the those other dudes but that’s fine I think it’s worth Perfect all right I only need 880,000 too um let’s do 145 um fer we’re trying to do massive damage here I’m really glad you did not attack me dude I feel very blessed I can’t believe this [ __ ] does increases intelligence and strength and all I do is lose FP dude that’s actually so [ __ ] good oh so I do have to go around that way anyway good to know no clear sky ahead be worry of Despair that be a boss fight right is that thing I feel like I’m susing out a boss fight I mean I’m just not going to kill him cuz I don’t need to right dude my jump attacks are so [ __ ] insane oh [ __ ] [Music] bye like I’d very much like to uh maybe find a Grace first before I try this try range lock oh for those guys I’ll don’t give a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that is a that is not supposed to happen all right well should I just [ __ ] peel off the Band-Aid to spare ahead this is going to be a boss fight right come on obviously is oh [ __ ] well that was a waste of that dude it’s both of them that’s [ __ ] up [Music] I should I shouldn’t have uh ooh ooh I should have I should have gone for the kill or I should have gone for the kill I should have taken that stun is like a uh the four skin Duo um damn okay okay that’s not that bad okay now that I know where they spawn we’ll be fine oh [ __ ] sorry I’m really [ __ ] this one up huh El dude oh he doesn’t even know it’s fine use the stairs for the boss door so you don’t go all the way around oh death counter thank you thank okay thank you V you are the goat for that actually wait why can’t oh is that what you were saying oh that’s why you’re saying it so why the [ __ ] do they oh cuz it’s up got it [Music] I feel like big boy is always more problematic Jesus Christ dude a I got a little greedy can’t sent her through the you melted his health though dude I [ __ ] shredded that guy uh okay okay wait these guys aren’t actually that bad um if I actually get them to move that way that’s not terrible um I got greedy again [ __ ] peruse Brandon doing Brandon things but yeah I I [ __ ] that guy up don’t get mad don’t get mad why he’s getting mad [Music] Lo [Music] [ __ ] why is it only half Health someone explain to me why this is only half [Music] Health [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] dude please I got to push him to get this kill there we [Music] go you go let me get a heal off you sure about that [Music] are you not entertained they [ __ ] sucked yo that [ __ ] was easy bro I shouldn’t even lost in the second honestly I should have beaten them the first time if I knew where they came from I didn’t even pick up this [ __ ] oh I’m so rich tore their Force off dude they were not that bad actually super easy um okay we tore right off um ooh my friend quit the game over them really huh yeah I don’t know I kind of [ __ ] them up I didn’t even used my um um my Lion’s claw either and realistically I had plenty of times to but yeah I spent over half a day on them [ __ ] it’s it’s because I was able to stagger them super easily to be honest and and I could I could predict when it happen CU if I got through all my flurries or like my um like my three hits then I knew he was is going to get stunned especially after one jump attack so that wasn’t that bad but um I might have to because I was going to get off at 7even so I think that’s probably a good place hey AJ what’s up dog what’s up dude um sorry AJ I think I’m about to hop off but hold on I’ll I’ll do I’ll do some chitter chats before um yeah I uh I don’t know man I I thought that was uh I thought that wasn’t half bad to be honest and and I I should have had him on the second try the only issue is I got super [ __ ] greedy and I tried to go for the kill on chubby guy and for that reason I I took a massive L but um yeah that was okay we had a good ass stream today again in 3 hours and 40 minutes we killed fire giant Gods can Duo um did I kill anybody else major I don’t think I did but I cleared out a lot of the snow area um actually that’s what I want to see really quick okay so I have this area still um yeah I cleared out a good amount of the snow area we uh sacrifice Molina which is great um I think I already checked over here too rip yeah but it was a beautiful uh it was a beautiful ending so you know um no this is good this is good I’m actually super stoked about that uh I’m actually really happy you guys said that was tough and I [ __ ] melted those guys so we’re level 116 in um 50 hours I mean I don’t know if for new player if that’s good or not but we are there anyway so um oh don’t want to quick game I want to get out of it okay dude um another great day stream I’m loving it well for me I don’t know how it is for you guys but uh but yeah again successful one in under four hours we got two good boss fights done and you guys are saying there’s one coming up for me that’s a um that’s a big boss fight as well so that’ be cool one that you guys are all like really interested in getting tattooed on you so I’m curious how he looks or who he is but um yeah super good stream uh thank you guys for hanging out and and always um always chatting it up uh how do I type these into I don’t even really know how to type them in but um socials are crushing we are very close to th Subs on YouTube which is very exciting so I appreciate you guys as always um glad you guys are chatting it up in the Discord and loving that as well I like your guys’s uh I like your guys’s um music recommendations by the way those things are out but um yeah great stream so close I know yeah and I’m pretty close to the end of the game too which is actually really cool so we’re getting there but um yeah thank you guys appreciate it uh just you know I’ll let you know in the Discord what I what I’m popping on I don’t really know so um I’ll let you know in there but appreciate it as always guys I’ll see you next time bye