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dude my [ __ ] looks so my [ __ ] looks so [ __ ] up and greasy why do I look so [ __ ] greasy why the [ __ ] do I look so greasy bro why is this totally off here we go on my dog’s toys in the back prime prime [ __ ] Prime [ __ ] okay bro the amount of work I just got done for work in a matter of [ __ ] absolutely no time was incredible uh [Music] feel like my heart’s gonna [ __ ] burst dude does my [ __ ] look my shit’s so [ __ ] up I’m just so [ __ ] ugly small [ __ ] McGee that’s your boy he’s here it’s skinny pen hey BR what’s up let’s not have your heartburst dude the like so today I went in for not really a job interview I already kind of had it um but I went in to do just like some orientation type stuff for new gig I’m getting not new gig new job I got to stop saying gig that’s the filmmaker and me talking uh new job I’m getting so I did that today which means I didn’t get to do a lot of FanDuel stuff and when I came back the amount of [ __ ] work I don’t think I’ve ever seen them send me so much [ __ ] in my life until I wasn’t available like this whole week has been the slowest thing I’ve done like one edit every day leading up until today today I had like nine edits to do and I wanted to stream and I can’t stream later so I was like holy [ __ ] um I got a lot of work to do so I like all the [ __ ] that I did leading up to this I should have not been able to get done in in 3 hours that’s why you’ll see me roll over to um to this uh this computer to my side to just post them but they’re already done I got them done I just have have to post them it was [ __ ] my my heart is literally palpitating so hard um I’m so ready for you to fight the next main boss you could see why I’m getting a tattoo of him damn yeah I’m literally like I think I have more limited time today so I’m gonna start popping it up all those edits wild dude it it’s like so Monday um what’s the day the 10th yeah Monday one edit sent to me the entire day Tuesday one edit sent to me the entire day today like nine edits and they were sent at like 8:30 and I saw them at 12:30 which if you know you know anything about social edits they kind of got to be out pretty quick so I was like [ __ ] man um so I’m sure there’s like you know grammar errors in there and everything like that no no I’m actually really good at at not making those so um so they’ll they’ll be fine everything will be good but but dude I’m I can’t believe I’m here I can’t believe I made it at 3:30 because nine edits in in in um uh like 3 hours is that [ __ ] ain’t easy but hey they’re done at least I thank god dude thank God I don’t want to I don’t want to do anymore get me out of there oh wait I didn’t even send this out in the Discord damn you got here so fast I got laid off a couple weeks ago and I’ve had like 20 interviews oh [ __ ] damn I just saw wind’s uh when say in the Discord I didn’t know I didn’t know he got laid off done like 20 interviews in the past week God damn I know they’re so interviews are so [ __ ] lame dude they’re so lame like everything is the same [ __ ] thing bro all right so we have five main bosses left to beat the game oo so I am pretty close is what you’re saying well I I mean I consider that close a little bit okay so I know what I needed to do um actually did I clear everything here so the okay the god skin Duo kind of easy peasy kind of easy peasy I think we beat him in three tries the god skin Duo so we are not mad about that um I can’t remember how to progress through this though it’s funny too A lot of people uh a lot of people in here were like dude I was stuck on that [ __ ] for like a week I was stuck on this for oh already another Grace I mean I’ll take it um I was stuck on this [ __ ] for a week man this [ __ ] had me in shambles and I [ __ ] went in there and I clapped I clapped but you know what it feels good to finally be like at the right level probably is what the what the whole deal is I can’t fit through that right does that NATO move oh it’s okay it’s actually moving around while it’s spinning what um very close but then you also have Millennium Moog and two other remembrance bosses yeah so I understand that this is still a bit of a grind but um I think we’re moving it’s your damage bro I set you up good yes you did you set me up good and on top of that dude um I’ve now been seeing videos of you know little Tik toks that are like these are the best builds in Elden ring y yada which some of them look really cool by the way but a lot of them talk about my build like the one that you hooked me up with first off well done do I go this way now or this way okay well oh yeah maybe this way oh you got a little light in [ __ ] on your blade buddy like look at that jump attack alone that jump attack is so crazy oh [ __ ] I didn’t know he actually threw that [ __ ] but yeah you set me up good I’ve been I’ve been seeing this build on a lot of those like you know five bills that are the best in the game whatever I changed my Mak character to kickboxer build with bleed and I’m loving it kickboxer [ __ ] a make me a kickboxer that sounds sick wait so it’s a like a melee build with um see left oh perfect like it’s a melee build that does oh [ __ ] that does bleed bro I hate when my [ __ ] swings over wonderful wonderful it’s l throwing hands and kicks bro that sounds so sick actually I always wonder oh you have hand toand combat in the DLC dude I’m doing it I’m doing it I don’t even care literally that’s we’re we’re doing that build fat coin purse ahead for real oh [ __ ] oh wait is that five of them daddy bro five of those [ __ ] behold dog where’s the dog or is that oh this is the dog got it dude yeah I want to throw hands that sounds pretty sick is it literally just your fists or do you have to rock like a type of um like you know something on your hands to do that be worry of trap why is that back there though corpse wait did I already kill this guy oh I didn’t kill this guy oh [ __ ] you are actually alive I don’t know why I thought he was a dead your fist and feet dude that actually sounds kind of hard I want to do it I want to do it bro my wris from editing also [ __ ] kind of kind of killing me right now holy [ __ ] look at all these Twisters bro wait what what am I looking at oh I’m looking at The Cauldron from here oh that’s sick that’s sick legit do three kicks with my ash of war and then bleed whoa bro that sounds pretty tight oh we both are idiots here sorry buddy oh is this where I just was oh no it’s not he’s going to see me sorry just don’t don’t hear your buddy he’s got to yeah sorry hey the [ __ ] brother good morning I would say the drip is whack because I made it a glass Cannon build so I have armor on the Boost damage but makes me oh makes me take more damage oh okay well I was uh I was was doing a glass Cannon build for uh for a second as well I didn’t even know it oh no I don’t have enough or I don’t have anything Sage well drip is like drip is kind of important in this game so unfortunately that’s not really an option for me anymore actually also you have talsman that boost consecutive attacks and boost kick SL hand moves oh okay okay that’s cool that’s a cool thing to add I’ve seen I’ve seen a few of the weapons whoops I need to go up here I’ve seen a few of the weapons that they added and um and a lot of people doing some crazy ass builds with them wait this is this is a this is [ __ ] up wait do I have to actually get on this thing God they’re really really [ __ ] testing me with that know dude swing over everything bro dumb animal ooh certain AAL war on the build I got 5K damage with one single strike Jesus it was wild I love the hand hand combat it’s just so sick it’s it’s [ __ ] it sounds pretty different so did I make my am I going the right way here wait do I there’s no way I got to jump there right wait do I actually have to jump to that can I even make that let’s see oh we’re good get me the [ __ ] off that ledge though I hate wait oh this is where I was bro oh [ __ ] oh son of a beach so I have to go the other way I love it because of damage and how every attack interrupts in the enemy’s attack so I can just Spam my [ __ ] yeah it sounds dope um I got to go that way I think jump off cliffs there’s war portals all right don’t listen to win I would never listen to win you you already know that there’s no shot I’m going to do anything that guy says I got to go all the way around from outside from where I was or I go all the 35,000 jez so um also wi I just saw I just saw your Discord message man I’m I’m sorry that um I’m sorry that all that happened dude I’m also looking for a job and and it’s like the interview process is [ __ ] it’s so stupid dude it’s actually the worst nope just got to jump straight down stop yeah those stairs you saw outside lead to the next main boss but you have to take a trip around the area to get over there okay okay so trip outside or inside though that’s what I’m curious about oh my God makeing noise make a noise oh a bit of both oh [ __ ] I forgot that these guys are back hey what up Jesse some Aras are outside that lead inside yeah this place is confusing the living [ __ ] out of me all right let’s try to get our bearing straight here okay so when I went out there oh oh damn so I got to do all these things again oh thank well thank God I was uh dude no please stop Jesus Christ okay I see where I have to go saw my message from Discord bro I did I did I saw like when you sent your name yeah I saw it it’s confusing but it looks sick as [ __ ] it does look sick now he sees it it I do I do I was already there and now I’m sad I have to do all this over again he actually hits that this time don’t throw it thank you also now I’m on Millenia with hand toand combat I was losing my mind before I left for work [ __ ] yeah still not excited about that whole experience I’m about to have oh okay so I was already up there damn fighting melenia with [ __ ] hand to hand com F bro come on that’s crazy let me just heal this up hopefully I’ll find a Grace there there it is where does this go though oh I passed through here I just didn’t make the turn there so when you walk past the dragon statues there’s a door to the left yeah this is it though right yeah that’s the way I got to go somebody’s looking at me oh these guys are just leaving money around ain’t no way brother first time bro first time that you you chatt in the Discord you didn’t wake up where is like living encyclopedia for this game it’s dude it’s great it’s great especially for like a first time player you know what I kind of want to do though it Oh I thought that was the boss um oh [ __ ] oh is that the spellcaster oh [ __ ] they so mad he really is though my ADHD ADHD is way too much for me to memorize stuff like that I mean I wouldn’t be able actually you know what no i’ I’d probably be able to be able to remember this game a bit in some aspects like any any secret [ __ ] n but first off suffering this guy doesn’t look so bad I mean is this worth even popping like yeah cuz he’s a crucible Knight right oh dude yeah no [ __ ] this guy this guy’s trash Oh Q it when this guy shits on me it’s happening it’s happening he’s going to [ __ ] on me oh no oh my God [ __ ] I’m dead oh I’m dead s i really oh my God I almost hey I need a Grace Brethren anybody know where I can find that first off dog head anything up here probably not my ADHD let lets me Hyper focus on and memorize it ours Works different ways shiting St trade me neuro disorders for yours is better than mine I needed that bread almost choked it dude I got real cocky real fast bab can can buy that charging cable right there I L I can’t hear you hold on on yes I mean when you get off yes when I have both versions I can hyperfocus or be mid boss fight and die because I saw a butterfly [ __ ] God I hate I hate the [ __ ] Birds bro oh dude you were a victim of a stupid decision wait is he attacking all all the way over here try ladder there a no ladder bro well wind says it’s fine so I should just be able to jump in there right jumping required a head what I’m not jumping around [Music] that do dude [Music] stop I see he’s just going to be annoying all right get it over with [Music] I got a way bigger bird to worry about Brother come [Music] on damn I going to have to fight that guy anyway dude no I can’t get up the [ __ ] ledge oh [ __ ] [Music] oh bro you’re so annoying you have to fight him I don’t really want to fight him please dude how are yall sleeping to that brother dude [Music] or I’m going to try to at least I don’t know if they’re going to really let me do that [ __ ] you stupid birds [Music] no no why would you why would you do it there I got to go no no what okay [ __ ] Jesus Christ what am I playing [ __ ] chain together again dude what what’s going on here is this the actual Right Way Let There Be Boss oh wait it says Grace ahead and then let there be boss group ahead be wor of right what the [ __ ] is right how do you know thank [ __ ] Christ no item it’s a perfect place shortcut ahead and then Grace am I missing where there’s supposed to be a Grace God I hope not it’s got to be up here right realistically hard how hard is that dragon is see that bad oh here we go all right how much am I losing if I go into this battle ooh 54,000 huh yikes uh how close can I get pretty close hopefully there’s some enemies before this there’s not [ __ ] oh no it’s a tree Sentinel [ __ ] me man God damn it there’s no [ __ ] way I got to fight another one of these nerds oh no is that guy [ __ ] no oh that was [ __ ] all right I remember how to beat this guy but but he just pee [ __ ] cheek my [ __ ] right there this is the guy I beat with quite literally like one Health on my health bar so this should go extremely well I guess there’s a world where right off rip I can actually just go and use use my FP attack on this guy I can also run past him I do understand that is a potential a [ __ ] dude I can never Dodge that [ __ ] attack [ __ ] all right I’m going to just I guess I could just run past the guy right pick up my runes run past the dude okay I’m back work [ __ ] no you’re you’re good dude yeah I mean I’m just I’m just going to run past him and go in the [ __ ] boss room and this is the next boss that everybody’s like I want to get tattooed and [ __ ] yeah cuz [ __ ] this guy he’s so annoying okay he’s going to do his thing no shot y’all see that [ __ ] wait this is my boy though death I will not have it stol oh that’s that that ain’t that cool of a okay woo no okay [ __ ] that’s going to be a lot of fun I can’t believe that guy got a hit on me as soon as I hard as possible my opinion Hardis has a badass he’s cool can I like I can’t even get on my [ __ ] horse dude yeah this is um is this the same guy you feed the death rout to you got to close the gap to me [Music] [Music] a bro oh oh he’s not the Death Eater kind of guy well unless his Phase 2 is [ __ ] up also if you kill that tree SLE you get his armor oh I kind of want it oh God what what is that oh death become my blade once more what you see the Tad I want yeah that’s sick oh my God I know that you should be working no dude I I finished all my videos no this guy yeah no what the [ __ ] oh my god brother in Christ what the [ __ ] is that oh this is okay oh okay well I died immediately on this guy cool cool Co cool cool Co cool cool okay so this is malakith yeah this guy looks [ __ ] mean I’ve heard about this guy being one of the uh one of the hardest bosses right definitely the hardest main story boss for difficulty cool cool cool cool also the same guy you give death route to yeah eat eat those foot cheese what please don’t don’t [ __ ] shoot out a fireball my God I beg of you oh dude if I got hit by that I would have squealed I can’t Dodge that bro I swear to God I [ __ ] Dodge that it I could I could already tell you right now I am maybe not made for [Music] this MTH is the half brother of America she gave him part of the Rune to protect he now wields the power to kill anything tarnished demigod god with one touch of his sword sword yep yep he’s not great he’s not great I do want the street Sentinels armor though dude’s a rock sniper yeah dude’s a [ __ ] oh dude God I lost all my runes I’m [ __ ] pissed I’m [ __ ] so pissed I’m so I’m so [ __ ] pissed I had I had like [ __ ] 60,000 or something oh my God I’m I’m going to probably end up coming back to this guy there’s no way I’m going to spend you know I don’t have a long stream today there’s no way I’m [ __ ] spending it on this douche [Music] dude oh my [ __ ] god [Music] dude why is it that I get hit on that [ __ ] oh I thought it was the rock bro oh my God I mean he is a next main story boss you could explore the main area more if you want I can already tell you right now this guy is going to piss me off like actually piss me off this this [ __ ] makes me way more horrified for Millennia because like these guys just feel so [ __ ] impossible dude come on run your [ __ ] horse over here and just get a hit on me for free what the [ __ ] man come on un [ __ ] real [Music] like I’m legitimately not even getting [ __ ] hits on the guy I I can’t [ __ ] leave it doesn’t matter it’s not it’s not even it’s not even the damage it’s not the health it’s I am stupid God oh [ __ ] me sideways brother oh I can just split that what am I doing bro oh jeez I’m pretty glad you missed that one buddy [Music] dude I [ __ ] no please dog he could shoot that through the [ __ ] pillar oh [ __ ] didn’t know he did that dude oh my God the damage you’re doing him is great I can’t even hit him in the second phase though dude my [ __ ] god let’s beat our Gizzy together then if you get pissed okay it’s going to make me more mad Curtis it’s going to make me more more mad [ __ ] dude what’s up V you came in at a great time that’s sarcasm you came in at a bad time I’m legitimately just saving everything for oh dude you’re so [ __ ] annoying you’re so [ __ ] annoying you’re so [ __ ] annoying so when in phase two if he hits you then you lose Max HP till it wears off and you are in fire wait what so in fighting the dog I see a dude he sucks he [ __ ] sucks um when a phase two if he hits you then you lose Max HP till it wears off and you are in fire losing HP I genuinely struggle with this first phase more than the second I’m going to try I mean I’ll keep trying dude I I don’t know the the things I would do if I was able to [ __ ] just like block and attack bro oh my God and the fact that this guy gets some random hits on me is like literally killing my [ __ ] soul like I think he’s probably he’s going to get an attack [Music] dude oh my God dude suck my [ __ ] ass this guy moves so quick [Music] I have not seen that attack yet [Music] a oh I see and I’m in a bleed if I get hit one [ __ ] time good god dude oh oh guys so basically you are on fire losing HP and your max HP has a lower cap till you are no longer on fire oh my God but the second phase has more followup combos how could that be easier beats I I don’t know Curtis I don’t even know I’m not even living long enough to learn what the second phase is even all about like the he’s just [ __ ] crushing me dude use your ashes I know I know I forget that all the time please don’t be a [ __ ] dude please don’t be a [ __ ] last thing I need is for you to be a [ __ ] he will earn yeah I just don’t really want to oh God he’s going to kill me god dude he just [ __ ] kicks my ass bro [Music] [Music] [Music] bro come on see one more hit on him no oh my God okay well that’s not great I I can’t get out of the [ __ ] so what he throws death frisbees from the air it’s easier to dodge towards them I wish I could just see you know I just can’t see anything that’s going on like I’m I’m not even kidding my dep perception when that thing when all that happens is non-existent I just can’t see it all right I’m not going to do blood flame [ __ ] it I’ll just you know we’ll just go up to the guy and we’ll see what the [ __ ] he’s all about I’m literally always going to get hit by that okay cool no bro come on I’m just going to pop this again I guess oh you’re so annoying dude I [ __ ] so annoying that attack [Music] dude I with it you should finish Alexander’s quest for that guy so you can get Shard of Alexander 50% Ash damage boost it’s huge let me see what the [ __ ] I got hold on let me add to my [ __ ] stupid death counter hi F didn’t know you were Al yeah wait so I I don’t have um CH of Alexander goes in here get rid of ragon thing it sucks L game this does oh yeah I guess it kind of does it does kind of [ __ ] you up now yeah because everything hits hard as [ __ ] um I have on on these are the ones I have Godfree icon what’s Godfree icon [Music] helps of damage okay all right well let’s see how the damage difference is then um I will only try this until uh I don’t know just shy of like 5:00 or something like that 5:00 p.m. um doctor’s offices some of them are so [ __ ] dumb I agree I’ve had un unpleasant experiences so I’m I’m not going to worry about like oh you’re such a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude oh my God I’m going to get so pissed oh why did I do that there bro come on [Music] man I did even mean to do another [ __ ] attack bro going back to five flashs anyway [Music] yay bro why oh I jumped over that one time before man here we go here goes [ __ ] [ __ ] slam McGee dude of course yeah I’m uh I’m not going to fight him right now I’m not doing it here’s the problem right I understand what you guys were saying about more attack damage whatever I get one shot by him anyway it literally does not matter like about that actually matters like it’s a one shot or I get one shot but I have a different Talisman on you know but either way I get one shot god that guy made that guy made me so [ __ ] mad he made me so [ __ ] mad all right where do I go to get to this [ __ ] other area though um big help for that fight would be to run at him as soon as possible as phase two starts and get a free jump heavy yeah good news is his Poise is dog [ __ ] but mans is The Flash yeah I mean we’ll see if I can get good attacks on him but I’m just I’m not I’m not down to try that right now beside the Great Bridge is where I need to go back I mean I’ll try him when it comes to the end of stream again but he’s a glass cannon that dude [ __ ] shreds me um so Shard of Alexander all right I forgot where I need to go do you I mean I don’t even know if I’m like progressing that Quest quest line or anything hold on oh the vid is in DMS okay I got to post video for work hold on I’m already done with it I just got to upload it you’ll have to scroll up a bit and the posture is awesome I just Tri has a volcano location that he needs um oh I don’t need to do the whole quest line although I’m not sure if he can continue his quest because he burned the tree [ __ ] well let’s find out shall we okay you did it after burning okay so I can do it let me let me find Alexander’s quest line and then we’ll uh we’ll do that I imagine this is not going to help me a ton but but we will do it anyway you can complete the goat’s Quest also got married to a doll mans is up um okay so I helped him out of his thing and [Music] then it’ll make your lies Cloud Do dummy damage okay so after redon wait after r Wait what the [ __ ] dude where the [ __ ] is that jar buug [ __ ] is jar buug honestly if you get some better armor you can just Spam ashor and Tre through Mal can I really survive that dude’s hits like that like what what Armor gets me it so that’s another thing right like I use jump attacks a lot yeah and and they’re great would putting on better armor right now though versus malakith be better like I imagine the armor I have on right now is not like incredible I also lost 50,000 runes back there and I’m so [ __ ] mad about it it would but also waited I have a lot of endurance though I I could probably do it he’s he is like I mean wait so he’s already out of oh wait a second so if I’ve already hold on I’m so I’m already lost [Music] dude is this wait he’s already missing from here though I don’t know why oh okay I can okay so go to the he said the volcano oh no he said the decus uh so if he isn’t there go to the volcano area in the video okay [Music] brother I like you really don’t want to [ __ ] with me right now hold on wait wait I didn’t see where I Fu this guy win dude I’m chill bro holy [Music] [ __ ] okay so I keep going I keep going I keep going okay that’s that’s fine L keep on what stop I straight up don’t know no I think I’m [ __ ] so lost here oh no he goes up here oh I think he goes up here I don’t I don’t [ __ ] know dude I’m I’m lost malakith had me in a [ __ ] blend dude like my brain is just broken the [ __ ] wait do I need to kill this guy well I don’t need to but Jesus what what guys hit box is [ __ ] weird bro oh brother I’m dead [ __ ] pissed so pissed this guy is literally [ __ ] yapping at me right now oh today today is not is not it on Elden ring brother not [Music] it all right come here you so this worm is so [ __ ] ugly America’s tits okay cool dude you get no that’s still toally cool why do that okay there’s a reason that’s not hitting right I’m not [ __ ] bugging out a oh my God I don’t think I added to death for that last one by the way I don’t think I did I’m just going to do it out of courtesy I guess right after the crit the bosses have immunity till they start getting back up what that’s stupid oh Mountain of Fire that’s concerning ah good lady what business might you have in such a place as this I hardly think you’re here to temper yourself with flame he’s a good lady considering that fleshly form of yours your timing though is impeccable as ever I’ve been making just a thing for you on my journey here take it I’m sure it’ll suit you to a tea okay so I got a jar that’s cool it’s hardly more than lukewarm here I won’t be able to temper my body such that it’ll never crack again perhaps I’ll head Eastward there’s an old saying I’ve caught wind of above the lofty clouds the icy Giants Peak doth saw here lith the flame of Ruin which ever burning WS perhaps I’ll head Eastward as an old above the okay so then he goes I love the charm more than I love myself stop where’s he going I think I already have this one oh I got the Church of repose oh I got that [ __ ] put the jar on or I turn off stream let me solo her as back for the DLC this time mauling Mesmer wait so that’s the helmet let me solo her used what does that even mean what the [ __ ] you guys want me to rock this [ __ ] this is what you guys want to look at [ __ ] maybe I love this CH more than I love you what what’s up Derek um okay so I already killed this guy okay East oh east of that got it you could skip the fire giant part if you killed him oh oh okay it’s a goat in eldering community mans beats Millennia over 2,000 times beat the game when every enemy was Millenia what the [ __ ] oh so I got to beat the fire giant which I already did he’s a piece of [ __ ] Dragon Temple alter okay so now I go back to this [ __ ] spot let me solo her has Millenia on a leash kinky Jesus you can skip the fire giant part if you kill them yeah fire giant step is not required cool and then he goes this way oh so I already did all this [ __ ] wait actually legitim don’t know where he went oh he’s down here okay cool ow and then he went up the stairs oh wait I need a [ __ ] stone sword key ladies and gents hold on I got a dude I have to have a [ __ ] key man I don’t have one cuz he opens that okay I need two oh dude all right well um do I just go to all these Merchants to see if they got them oh wait this is not a merchant I don’t think uh I got to pick up some shelving for my garage after work I was going oh yeah sorry you are not a merchant sorry I got to go there we go um I was going to ask Gucci if his manager discount worked at Home Depot in Canada but it turns out managers at Home Depot don’t get discounts I I think that’s [ __ ] unbelievable I can’t believe wait well you’re back I can’t believe that those [ __ ] don’t get anything bro goodbye for now like come on dude works like 18 hour days and doesn’t get a [ __ ] [Music] discount um so go on the map and check Emer okay right what’s up AJ what’s popping hey how’d the job interview go in go by some that’s what I did she’s acting like she’s missing an arm or something man saw a woman die and said [ __ ] you I didn’t say [ __ ] you I did not say [ __ ] you I just was in the wrong place and so I dick bro please one of you guys like any of you guys have to have this right oh wait could he potentially have it EG or whatever his name is he might have it she’s acting like she’s missing an arm it’s just yeah it’s unbelievable dude the world does not revolve around you have you heard oh my God I actually thought that was in the game oh you don’t got [ __ ] dog you don’t got [ __ ] I’ve spoken with him after he has been at the store for 36 hours straight for his boss to inspect it and homie still pays full price for his two my fors well yeah but the good thing Dereck is that Jesus Christ um yeah the good thing though Derek is that uh he never buys 2x4s because he doesn’t build anything or knows how to really well I explained it in the Discord oh did you nice nice okay where the [ __ ] am I going to find these things and if I can’t find them then I’m chocked right the [ __ ] death sound unusual fell I got to lower that why is it [ __ ] a thousand bro AG all right next Merchant I will literally kiss on the mouth if they have it oh you got to give him that HW to and spit on that thing you get me literally do not play that while I’m fighting malakith I will unless I’m going to beat his ass do not play that when I’m finding Malaki I swear on everything I’m Banning everyone in here if I hear that sound one time did I already go here what do you looking for I’m looking for stone sword keys from vendors cuz I need them I need two I guess in order to finish this quest which is whack as hell nut nut all right dude I’ll literally kiss you on the mouth if you have [Music] him he’s not getting kissed he’s not getting kissed I would give Malik the hu to of course you would dude of course you would who am I missing like hi hi did I already go here I mean he has Rune arcs yeah I have a lot of Rune arcs too that I literally keep forgetting the pop please I don’t think I to this guy yet all right dude there’s still a kiss up for grabs okay that’s one I need two uh what about this guy I have a good feeling about this actually oh I forgot to give that guy a kiss unusual I was here this a I was here when brand got one oh there’s three of them let’s [ __ ] go [ __ ] a safe journey yipp [Music] yippe okay all right cool game the haot to let’s get out of here so I need to go where the [ __ ] was I going oh over here and then I got to go year both both Merchants are getting [ __ ] sloppy dude come on now there not where I needed to go oh no it is they’re both getting that uh they’re both getting that absolute Dynamite hu to you know sorry sir I am I am in a rush this is not even the right way I don’t think oh this is the right way sorry puppy I got [ __ ] I got oh you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude this Chris Kyle the [ __ ] American Sniper Jesus Christ okay where does this guy go again I I I can’t remember where the spot was oh I go up the stairs brother [ __ ] you Auto corat yeah that Merchant’s getting that dirty dirty this [Music] way I don’t even think it’s over here sorry sir you’re dying for no reason it’s over there are you going to be really annoying or can I put this thing in y okay you’re going to be [ __ ] annoying huh I literally gave this guy a chance you guys heard me you guys legitimately heard me the guac guac double hand MC twisty extra sloppy grapefruit technique how did you know I knew that what okay so I got this one I’m in your walls that’s how God damn it get out of my walls an N tree what oh [ __ ] hey I legitimately do not know where this guy went oh he’s over here I died I died I died mother [ __ ] dude up the up the counter up the [ __ ] counter dude son of a [ __ ] okay where the [ __ ] did this guy go did I just literally he made he just made the jump okay there there’s there’s a skill issue there there’s a major [ __ ] skill issue here I see I’m just going to blame my sword for being too heavy it it seems like a pretty legitimate excuse 14 falling deaths by the way yep and I’m you know what and I’m I’m proud of every single one of them all right Alexander you [ __ ] you dirty [ __ ] ah I see you finally made it here yourself the city hanging in the air is slowly crumbling what an incredible place we find ourselves but that aside I can’t believe you f that giant yeah he wasn’t that bad practically a God I doubt there’s another soul out there who could have done the same of course I count myself take a compliment among many which means I’ve but one thing to ask of you would you kindly undertake my ordeal come and tell me when you’re ready I’ve been longing to fight a warrior as accomplished as you you are ready then then let us begin I am the great JW Warrior oh [ __ ] I didn’t know he [ __ ] to be strength let us become one Champion oh my God all right Alexander I’m sorry buddy but you you like you can’t do that [ __ ] man do I have to kill him cuz I just murdered the [ __ ] out of this guy hopefully I have to kill him no God that wasn’t right Victory no God please no no this vessel was found lacking no was that not good okay no God no God please no no no no my thanks I knew you were the Stu of champion it was a marvelous battle I implore you take what I bequeath from inside me all vessels are destined to one day break but the gra Al alander lived as a warrior to his last damn Alexander’s lit oh Alexander’s just combusted I got his innards I I literally got Alexander’s innards bro cly Boosty attack power of skills hell yeah oh 50k o I don’t know if I’m going to pop that though cuz I don’t think I can get enough okay sick I mean do we just try it again bro am I going to die on this guy four million times hold on I’m sorry I I know you guys want me to use the jar and all that [ __ ] but this this literally increases my strength by two so I do need the FP for my ashes yeah I guess you’re right but so do I wear the pot jar bust [ __ ] man I guess you’re kind of right okay what do I put it on for though I put it over the Godfree one right um oh am I nearing the end AJ uh I think I am nearing the end I have like five bosses left or something like that uh where is it where is it right here I’ll do it with the jar bro if you need the pointy hat to win then you don’t deserve the pointy hat I I won that I won that pointy hat myself what are you talking about I’ll keep the turtle cuz I do like my stamina and I need it so I think that’s kind of the move okay so use my ash of war and go Pew PE you wait let me hold on let me do quick maths really quick before I go and fight this guy um 87,000 okay how much in total do I have though oh I’ll have enough yeah I’ll have enough okay cool if I kill the tree Sentinel first does he respawn cuz I could definitely kill that guy but if he respawns I’m not I’m not [ __ ] with that he does not respond oh [ __ ] okay um all right then maybe maybe we got okay then I’ll wait I’m just going to pop this off rip then and then I’ll go I’ll go kill this guy I’m I’m going to PE Pew this guy so hard right right now it’s so lit it’s so lit oh my God yeah wait this is sick so is it worth right now having this over oh my god oh but I’m heavy reload ugliest armor ever really you think so actually yeah it’s pretty ugly it’s pretty [ __ ] ugly go naked light roll on his ass guys I might have to okay I’m medium load with that and then I do kind of look stupid keep Raptor’s feathers on so then I should do you guys want me to do with the [ __ ] jar so I I’ll I’ll do it with the [ __ ] jar right actually the jar is nuts wait why is the jar the jar is so oh it’s so tanky though okay we’ll do with the jar [ __ ] it style over stats drip over damage okay well I look so I look pretty stupid so that’s great okay so he doesn’t spawn back so I can just go back here get my flashback and I’m good what’s up [Music] ly okay well style over uh stats I’m I’m with I mean guy in top right looks stupid too I I’m you know I’m not even what’s the use of beating the game if your character looks ugly well you know if I had my choice you guys want me to beat it with the [ __ ] if I had my choice this is what I’d be rocking right here de waiting do another speed Ro attempt the last one got completely [ __ ] by fire Giants so I gave up LLY I kind of cheek that fire giant down I’ll be honest with you but I but I see how like the speedrun [ __ ] that up so you were like crushing and tell him now the fire Giant and uh the godkin duo were semi underwhelming yeah I I I no I totally get that dude but you’re also you know you’re [ __ ] doing speedruns so wait so can I jump over [Music] those dude oh my God what a waste brother oh [ __ ] I might die here [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] he that’s that’s kind of a I don’t even know why I [ __ ] actually they don’t really do a ton of damage so they sort of face through oh my God [Music] oh no dude yeah see here’s the problem right it’s cool run up to him get that attack off cool great I can’t hit him I can’t hit this guy Godin Doo was a joke I don’t get how people get stuck on that fight yeah I mean I didn’t either but I I was able to like break their stance consistently so I literally got him down to 1 HP and died I felt so defeated that’s tragic I swear this game rolls a dice and three bosses in the game are going to be harder than normal and three are going to be easier than normal homie looks like a tardigrade mixed with Scarecrow mixed with the Scarecrow did I say that name right I don’t even know if I did I need to avoid using the first flask on that F I can use blood flame blade but I’m not going to I’m not going to use oh wait my death counter you guys got to keep me accountable for that I think I’m going to go I’m going to go out and say this fight feels like the hardest fight in the game for me because I can’t did I did I add it wait Did I add it the death Oh I thought I was going to [ __ ] beat that bro I’m dead I’m dead oh and I’m going to die from the Rocks anyway yeah I already I already knew that I didn’t get my runes either so if there’s like [ __ ] 40,000 down the drain cool um malakith is stupidly mobile he does a couple big attacks and doesn’t stick around for long after but there are a couple attacks you can strafe to get your damage in he like dude he he he’s he’s feeling like the hardest boss by a landslide like he’s actually feeling like the hardest boss and with most of them I feel like I see a vision of beating him and this guy I’m not really seeing the Finish Line cuz I’ve hit him one single time I think out of have I already done 10 attempts on this guy like I think I’ve legitimately done 10 attempts on this guy already [Music] that literally that attack is so [ __ ] hard to to dodge man bro I get it you can [ __ ] cool man you pick up rocks and [ __ ] like that’s so so dope I I literally love that for you so much that Dodge is so [ __ ] Kaka poo poo You’re [ __ ] upu dude dude see that [ __ ] like that bro yeah sorry guys I hey I don’t know how the [ __ ] I’m going to kill this guy I don’t I can’t even take one hit I struggle with him on occasion there’s one attack in particular that completely [ __ ] me every time which one feel like I’ve only seen two I have more trouble with him than I do with Millennia great got to roll towards the claw I I tried like I I push him on the claws but oh God I’m going to hit [ __ ] 300 death on malth bro cool oh God I am off at 6 p.m. so I’m off in 40 minutes I have 40 minutes of ATT 10 if I don’t get more than like four attacks on this guy I’m going to lose my [ __ ] I don’t know if you’ve seen it yet I won’t spoil it probably haven’t okay I’m going to let him do a slurry of attacks right there he just has so many like crazy [ __ ] counters okay you’re right you’re right you’re right about that you’re right about that I got it damn it I rolled too [ __ ] early I had my opportunities oh [ __ ] I I see you know that one looks kind of the same as the other one [Music] brother please brother [Music] please I’m actually just oh [ __ ] wait that was a waste that was literally a waste of that uh look [Music] for death counter thank you Derek 290 about to hit the big 300 guys man’s be fire Giant in three tries he can do it this this ain’t fire giant man this guy is so much worse than fire giant it is insane when he lifts up to do that vertical slam you have enough time uh for a full charge attack as long as you’re essentially humping his leg when he starts it oh like the one the one at the beginning also now you know three death frisbees means he Dives around you yeah I know I’d like to just kind of Master this one you know what I’m saying I just ran oh my god dude I’m going to lose my mind this is what happens dude I start to get [ __ ] really annoyed and then I play like [ __ ] I mean dude just hey he cool how about I just get by every attack I never get hit by brother please please man seriously [ __ ] ay [ __ ] Christ all right I’m doing my Strat I’m not going to go hit him off the rip I’m literally going over here so I can literally pop this and not die immediately okay so much better cool [Music] I don’t here’s the here’s the problem right this is the biggest issue I’m having I if I make make it to the second phase which like cool cool I can get there even though I get my cheeks clapped anyway it doesn’t really matter um when I get to the second phase I can’t learn anything because I die immediately thank you um once a day you finish or oh one day after you finish the the game of DLC I want to try to walk you through a speedrun I’m never playing this game again LLY uh yeah dude no that that that’d be cool that’d be cool all right let’s go you stupid [ __ ] I’m not even going to P my [ __ ] thingol I just kind of want to take the hits you know what I’m saying dude this is just the frustration kicking in now that’s literally what it is bro come on dude you’re so [ __ ] annoying you’re so annoying [Music] dude holy [ __ ] Christ man [Music] brother in [ __ ] Christ dude I spam your ashes I I know I know I want to I really want to but I can’t I can’t I feel like I don’t have time very satisfying to look back at my first playthrough that took me 90 hours and realize I can do it in less than three hours now [ __ ] I’m about to be way over 90 hours but to be fair I’m like chatting and doing yeah it’s it’s actually very different um and it only took me 500 hours of practice in between Jesus Christ take a break come back with a clear head some other time yeah with the great sword your rolling attack is probably your best since um oh it’s a quick attack poke I’ve never played a Souls game but I think you should try and get hit by the boss less I hate you death counter thank you honestly at this point I’m about to literally just blow all my FP on the first actually I could just I could do that and then I can I could just flask I guess summon me no I’m not I’m not going to I’m not using summons I’m not summoning anything I will beat this guy and it will literally [ __ ] ruin me until the ends of the Earth until I do it smile you know what i’ do Derek I would recommend not playing the game all right I literally hate you dude hey [Music] oh you’re such a [ __ ] for that one no he was about to [ __ ] he’s about to go pew pew on my ass no dude stop all right let’s create a little bit of [ __ ] disc oh my God oh dude I can’t even reach him with it [Music] well best attempt but guess what dude got no FP [ __ ] sick dude he w’t even notice me it’ll be like I’m not even there God damn dude if you think this is hard you should try Dark Souls plan on it in my opinion ELD ring is much harder than any of the previous Souls games bosses don’t move as fast and don’t react to you at all that’s what I feel like is probably the thing though right is like maybe Dark Souls is pretty difficult but I don’t know Elder ring is super hard without without summons feel like this guy without summons would get [ __ ] [ __ ] on theyi in this game is crazy all right Maliki is actually kind of getting me to rage quit this game so I’m going to give it a couple more attempts and then I’m off I was going to get off at six anyway but this guy this guy’s killing me right now is there anything I can do in the cisic flask that would help me got to compare apples to apples here he’s not using summons in this all right come on you ugly [ __ ] I always [ __ ] that up Jesus Christ I kind of want to just stop this off here I guess of course dude oh no my God a cool dude you know yep I’ll just take this up the ass it’s not a big deal really how do you even [ __ ] hit this guy man all right I’m over it um cool I don’t I’m not I’m not [ __ ] fighting this guy anymore no no way what I would do to be able to block a [ __ ] attack from this dude um yeah it does that mimic tier but bosses react faster actually punish you for healing by using range attacked do it for gzy well gzy is going to be real upset with me holy mother [ __ ] is there literally anything else I can do makes tax more likely to break enemy stances significantly negates damage great the last few bosses in this game are [ __ ] mean God damn bro oh my God you know godri was a was a very different story godri I was still kind of new at the game he had delayed attacks you know delayed attacks were tough and I spent way too much time on him um uh but malakith how many hours I have in this game now granted yes again I I’m I read chat and [ __ ] like that 52 hours in the game right bro this [ __ ] guy feels Impossible on that second phase literally feels impossible well every time you go for that cisic pop he always uses that autolock multiple slice move yeah and and sometimes I feel like I can get away with it and sometimes I can’t but he seen has he seen you you know what yet something that took me forever to learn is that your attack openings are also the only safe openings you have to heal yeah I know I know I know what’s up luck um I don’t know who who uh he shall shall not be named or He Who Shall Not Be Named is oh yeah luck you you came in right after yeah he’s um yeah he’s killing me inside literally killing me inside I kept getting my hits in and trying to heal afterwards only to get clowned on yeah it’s so tough let’s just talk for the remaining time you know oh my [ __ ] god he has me shambles this is the first time in this game that I almost wanted to throw my controller across the [ __ ] room dude crazy I say call today reset and rest for next stream come back with a vengeance God oh man you good dude no I know AJ it’s you know what’s crazy is like it I don’t I don’t ever really get this way about games Elden ring brought it out stop [ __ ] [ __ ] Elden ring really brought it out of me um and or sorry not Elden ring not Elden ring because because on um godri I did not feel like this um it’s malakith is getting me this this [ __ ] hot yeah he is a giant wall for a lot of people you’re going to get into Dark Souls after this and understand just how hard this game really is I am um I am like after I played I’m telling you this right now by the way guys I know there might be other like single player games that you’d be interested in watching um I’m going to do I think I made a decision that I want to do is it I don’t know how to say it sakiro or SEO people say it different ways I’ve heard but I want to play sakiro that I think that’s the one I’m going to play everybody says it’s like one of the best experiences they’ve had playing a Souls game and it I think it looks the coolest aside from Elden ring such a good game you feel you feel immersed yeah um yeah I think I’m I’m think I’m going to play that one I’ve already kind of made up my mind and if I’m playing uh if I’m already on the souls Journey I’m I’m just going I’m going in on it and I want to play that one next because a lot like a lot of people especially on like the socials and stuff like that always talk about how that game feels the best or or was the best experience for them and it’s like not even close in terms of like um in terms of I guess like comment wise and how many people have said things about it it’s it’s not close that’s like the game they all say is awesome so I defin want to play that but it’s crazy that I’m talking like I’m going to literally live long enough to do it because this guy’s going to beat my [ __ ] and then the DLC I don’t if the DLC is harder than malakith guess what dude I’m using summons and I’m summoning every Everything American truck simulator simulator simulator dude um American Truck Simulator is like $3 on Steam I hear it’s a Souls the souls like of driving games you know what’s crazy I remember when you used to just play that right was it you that played it or Hayden that played it a bunch it was you right I’d probably like that game I’d actually probably like it the summons are in the game for a reason every boss was made with the intention of a player using them you’re legitimately making the game harder for yourself since a boss is uh we’re we’re built to handle multiple targets I think it’s more fun the way or I think it’s more fun that way so I never summon but it’s less of a pride thing and more of a fun thing I can’t I I cannot go this long over 50 hours in the game and and use summons that that would be like the most painful well sorry the DLC may change that and it probably will and that’s fine I’ll do it for the DLC cuz I’ve heard it’s just impossible without it or feels impossible without it um but I cannot like I just can’t do that I think now you know minus marget yeah minus marget which which like to be fair you know I fought maret two other times and one of them was a harder version of him um and he’s not hard so whatever it doesn’t really like it doesn’t really play much of a factor in in that um and I kind of wish I didn’t beat him with with with summons but you know it’s whatever um if you want to use summons by all means dude no I can’t uh Dark Souls 2 is a Dark Souls of Dark Souls that’s so I’ve heard I played snowrunner offro Trucking okay that’s ridiculous this is what I don’t understand about souls games and Gamers why torture yourself um okay let me let me explain my point of view here um because I don’t know why others would do it if they’ve played if they’ like played the game because like why not just do it um I wanted to do it from the beginning granted I [ __ ] it up a little bit but I I wanted to do it because I thought it would have been cool to progress through this game without using one of the major mechanics as a new player like as a player that’s never touched a Dark Souls game so for me it was like let’s let’s like really get a true Challenge and just see how much I can do um and it feels good every time I kill a boss and every time I kill like a a powerful enemy or something like that it feels really [ __ ] good and so you know and and and I guess to add to that I haven’t played a game like this in a long time to where it was like super challenging this isn’t even super challenging where it literally felt near impossible at times um and so it just feels good I guess it is kind of like a pride thing a little bit but but that feeling when a boss does die is like it feels really good with no summons um it’s a great question though wind gaming is supposed to be a fun escape I think that’s the part that is fun though is the challenge you know because you don’t really get that a lot with games anymore what I want to see is after you beat the game do a tier list of bosses oh my God [ __ ] great idea great idea I wait I love that um dude I’m writing that down right now tier list of Elden ring bosses dude that’s an that’s an amazing idea um Dark Souls Community I will always find something to clown on you for so do what’s fun for you yeah they do and I’m not even kidding dude I don’t care about the people that come in here and say [ __ ] because I remember when I was first um when I first was was I think it was like I remember when it was first couple streams everyone came in and the first thing they [ __ ] said is are you doing a no something’s on that was the first [ __ ] thing they said they’re like trying to find something to to [ __ ] about or just like you know nag about and it’s probably because they did it without it and they they [ __ ] lied because they don’t stream and they don’t have proof but um but it’s it’s so much of like come on dude really go into a stream and the first thing you want to know is if this it literally says first time playing like first time player play through and they’re like are you using [ __ ] sum dude you not in a sexy way you’re flexing your gamer skills a little bit that’s that’s I guess kind of what it is doe mean from beating a hard boss I love the story I get to feel like I’m struggling on my way to basically become God it’s a power fantasy thing start from the bottom and then get up yeah I mean it does feel a lot like that to list of bosses but only on how smexy they are just a list of attractiveness bosses um which next B uh no I have to get off AJ um I I’ve been trying to just be consistent but they’re like consistently small streams which by the way have to talk to you guys about something soon I don’t know if it’s a thing or not and I don’t really know how it’s going to affect the stream but I do have to talk to you guys about something soon um which I will do maybe maybe Friday or something um or how good their feet are I will do a feet tier list and a challenge tier list at the end of this BR is pregnant no no I can I can confirm that is not true we do have a little baby but it’s uh she’s the baby’s missing currently we’ve already lost our our puppy baby how are we going to be parents uh no that’s not the news um you down for lethal company on Friday or are you locked in Elden ring I will let you know um I’ll let you know I feel like when I get hard stuck on something I don’t want to do anything else I just want to beat it so I I may or may not I don’t I don’t know LLY I’ll let you know it’s the best kind of power fantasy uh oh you’re way weaker than the enemy and you still win yeah it that’s that feels it feels good but I mean it’s a solid question because like yeah why do I [ __ ] want to I want to just just punch a child right now if it has to be done it must be done because I am more powerful than the child I grew up playing SNES and hardest games ever made like Zelda and Link to the Past and ninja ninja gayen so I get it but after a long day I don’t want to snap my controller in half yeah yeah yeah I it’s it’s a type of patience too where like it’s really training you to be patient like today was the first day I think I’ve ever gotten to this point on Elden ring which is great so you know it’s it’s just it’s it is what it is but um yeah I that feeling of of impossibl I’ve never had an any other game ever so like never so I I think that’s that elevates the whole like emotional part more and that’s why it like gets to where it is Ellen ring tell Mal dies well I hope that’s in the first hour or 30 minutes I’ll take I get a dude I literally threw my head at the final boss of the DLC for 8 hours straight finally killed him at like 7: a.m. yeah I mean I I know if anybody gets a you understand that that it’s like it’s it’s leaving something unfinished and knowing that I mean you like I at least get to the second phase and then nothing so it’s it’s just I want to get over that hump so badly so but I I’ll let you know about lethal company pull aai into a 161 hour stream Jesus wait he beat the game in 161 hours like as his first playthrough under 161 hours damn that was a long ass time well I’m doing better than kai so that’s good I’m doing much better than uh than kai well I was also looking cuz I was curious about averages of um I was curious about averages in terms of where people are at at certain points so I looked up um I looked up average deaths when I got to fire giant that’s what it was when I got to fire giant there are people with thousands of deaths that they were saying they had a fire giant like leading up to that point thousands of deaths bro what how like I’m I’m so sad I I dropped like 30 deaths of godrick he’s ass but I knew that that was a me thing not a him thing he was legit ass like a blind baby could do better godamn but the Redemption Arc was crazy good I liked watching his uh I like watching his clips from that stream though everyone is doing better than kai even blind people and people that can’t move so how many death did he end up with 161 hours bro holy [ __ ] that’s unreal yeah Kai uh Hey man he may be the worst but he got a sick ass statue sent to him from uh from soft or whoever sent it to him okay um 1700 deaths oh my [ __ ] god what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ Kai 1700 oh my God I mean when you are playing the game straight you know it’s like I guess it gets a little funky and he probably played long sessions so his brain was just rot 100 or 1,700 man come on that’s [ __ ] insane you think 161 hours of Elden ring is bad try 135 hours of PL up plate up that’ll put some hair on your chest that’s a game we all got to play soon we talked about playing overcooked on stream too so we could do that but um that’s enough to break a man yeah Sid and I have been playing overcooked a littleit it uh and it’s I mean we’re kind of crushing but we haven’t gotten to like the um the fourstar levels yet so we haven’t actually like beaten the game because I always play it with a bunch of people and then we restart we restart but we’ve playing a little bit um I’ve been broken and remade into a perfect shaft and and play uh played up is uh that whole game is probably harder than malakith right I know it is but um yeah maybe we’ll play that soon uh I have to go coming up on my end here um you know that was a good stream regardless if I wanted to just roundhouse kick any child in sight that I saw it was a good stream a child was spared today um oh thank you Brie those are the um those are the socials we’ve been crushing and we are dude we’re less than 20 subscribers away from a thousand Subs so thanks guys you’re [ __ ] amazing for helping out on that um if you’ve shared it commented liked it whatever just watching it is is awesome but um we are less than 20 away from a thousand and I already got a video being edited by rogle that’s going to be coming out so we got to get our watch hours up and then we can be monetized and then yay we can make money off of it yay making money yay uh trying to cook steaks to the right level any little [ __ ] boss in the yeah you can’t [ __ ] that up um all right guys I app appreciate make sure to follow the socials and join the Discord I may be on again for day one tomorrow I’m not sure I’ll let you guys know in there but appreciate you all malit suck my [ __ ] ass okay m
