JOE BURROW TELLS US HOW OPEN JA’MARR CHASE IS + MOUNT RUSHMORE OF MEAT

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0:00 Intro
3:37 NBA News
11:57 Baseball Talk
31:41 Who’s Back Of The Week
57:44 Joe Burrow
1:48:21 Mount Rushmore Of Meat

The boys are back in studio and we’re catching up on everything from the past week including Bronny James, MLB All Star Snubs, do people in Greece pay taxes? Rubin’s white party and more. Who’s back of the week including a guy who ended up in the news for having diarrhea in Gwyneth Paltrow’s house and a recap of our day at NASCAR Chicago. Joe Burrow joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, his fashion trip to Paris, how open is Jamarr Chase, LSU and tons more. We finish with the Mt Rushmore of meat

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life is golf synonymous for you living living is golf if you can’t golf you screwed that up and yeah I don’t think if you can’t play golf you said life living and you meant to say golf like you said it’s about living so you’re like if I can’t golf then I die yeah true on today’s part of my take we have our good friend Joe burrow back on the podcast we are also back in studio after a week off uh we’re going to do the Mount Rushmore of me meat probably should have done that before July 4th but we’re going to do it anyway meat it is grilling season so we’re going to do the Mount Rushmore meat we’re going to catch up on everything that is going on in the World of Sports and it’s all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings it’s finally here best ball week at DraftKings here’s why it’s a big deal DraftKings best ball millionaire contest is their biggest fantasy contest ever we’re talking 15 million guaranteed prize pool with two that’s right two millionaires being crowned for first and 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who enter the NFL best ball 15 million millionaire contest to get a bonus ticket and get a shot at being crowned one of two millionaires it’s best ball week only on DraftKings today is Monday July 8th and the boys are back in town we’re back in town I think we I think we picked a decent week to take the vacation because the one thing that you have to always be on the lookout for the week of the Fourth of July is the the Friday afternoon news dump yeah and we didn’t even get really one of those no it was like Biden might not run for president I did I don’t I don’t want to get political but I did that that tweet I don’t know if you you guys saw I quote treated the other day someone was like it’s telling that all these people who love politics have just never been through a coach being fired before and it was the most apt analogy ever because it is we’re we we we are one of the things that I think we do better than anyone is we can tell you when a coach is on the hot seat when he gets that sad look at the podium and they are literally doing the like like he’s going to give up the offensive play calling just so he can coach the whole team well pretty much uh what what’s going on is the DNC is saying Joe Biden is our candidate yeah yeah we have full we have a full vote of confidence in Joe Biden right now right so they’re just you know doing all the moves everything’s going to be fine um but we are back it feels good to be back what do you guys want to talk about you guys want to talk about bronnie so we could talk bronnie right you want to do that right off the bat let’s [ __ ] talk about bronnie the dude I don’t know if you saw but bronnie biggest four points in NBA history dude he hit uh a layup in transition holy [ __ ] yeah and and LeBron Watson said damn that’s tough this is great I hope there’s I hope there’s some Bengals fans that are tuning in for the first time and they’re like what is this it’s about bronnie this podcast is about bronnie we’re just a a bronny James and Charlie Woods podcast can I say something about bronnie I really don’t like the fact that he’s going by bronny why not his name’s LeBron James Jr just go LeBron James Jr I don’t like calling like it’s even in the Box cours B James yeah I don’t like that I agree with her name is LeBron James Jr I I I wasn’t sure where you’re going until he told me the box score thing yeah that’s weird to go it’s annoying it should just be just go by Junior and also it would be cool if he ever got in a game and it was L James and L James Jr right next to each other remember when he wouldn’t he said he wouldn’t wear his dad’s number because he doesn’t want people to know who he is yeah now he’s just they’re doing so that’s probably why he doesn’t want people to maybe he they’ll think that he’s not LeBron James J because his name’s bronny not LeBron he’s they’re now they’re just literally doing 69 now he’s a guy that would just go out there and you’d be like why is that guy on the team is he like LeBron James son or something yeah no that’s bronnie just oh it’s bronnie yeah it’s could can’t be his son they should do the Brazilian method and just go uh Lebron Nino yeah o I like that yeah I I got to take about bronnie I actually kind of am addicted to how mad bronnie is making everyone well because it’s like the updates on ESPN are like bronnie bronny has a transition layup bronnie has an assist watch LeBron James Jr uh it’s not watch bronnie watch LeBron react to Bron’s uh two points yeah it’s an ecosystem and everyone’s getting so mad and it’s very funny because I like this is how I consume sports like I I also was like this is ridiculous by LeBron it’s a very egotistical play yeah it’s cool they’re playing together and then as soon as everyone got very upset I was like actually I kind of like this because it’s a [ __ ] NBA Summer League and they know what they’re doing how do they do All-Star voting is there a fan vote uh yeah so what we should do next year is just we should try to get try to get bronnie into the All-Star Game yeah people getting mad about contract yeah it’s great well fully guaranteed well that was a big time uh ball knowers and I I did not know ball until I looked it up but that is also part of the new CBA so the new CBA has different contracts for Second Round Guys Tyler KCK uh who is a Nick went to Marquette also very funny when Josh Hart uh just Celtic what Tyler KCK from Marquette oh New York who’ you think he was thinking Sam Hower not everything’s about you the other white guy yeah that was that was crazy we talking we talking Celtics I are you thinking of bayy shyan yep just another Big East guy white Big East guy completely different player okay uh back anyway Tyler KCK uh there was like a fake uh Twitter troll started a rumor that Tyler K couldn’t read this happened last year during during Big East play and Josh Hart on his podcast with Jaylen Brunson was like can he read like I legit was like I don’t know if he can read or not yeah so every time somebody gets ball sacked out there yeah there’s always like 5% people that never realize that it was a joke right they just keep going around with it right so anyway Tyler Kik uh did break the record for I think most money for a second round pick um so he got uh what was his exact contract he had uh guaranteed money 6.6 million so bronny probably didn’t deserve a non- two-way contract but the new CBA does have very different contracts for second round picks so people were like this guy five years ago got paid uh for blueberries and bronnie gets 7.9 million that is partially the new CBA I do I don’t hate maybe I will become a bronnie stand I don’t know I I think that uh maybe LeBron pulled this move just so he can write $2 million out of his son’s inheritance yes he’s like that’s just 2 million less than I you’re getting this up front yeah well there was there was the BR LeBron took 3 million less than the actual Max he could have had he did do that was like oh he was just stashing away for bronnie but but I also think that in his in his new contract if he gets traded he gets like an extra kicker that that goes in he does have a no trade clause but he can accept a trade and then I think he would make like $3 million yeah he’s uh he he said he’d take less he then took the max or $3 million less than the Max uh Bron sexuals are saying well he said he’d take less for the right free agent uh which then boxes them in the corner no free agent in the right mind wants to go to whatever this iteration of the Lakers are going to be yeah Demar de rozan didn’t yeah he was signed and trade yeah he was signed and trade but he was probably the last good player that was out there yeah well he yeah he wanted Clay uh valent chunis and they got nothing uh yeah demard d r rozan is now a Sacramento king and the Bulls yet again uh mistimed an asset but they’re kind of on the right direction of trying to be bad well Demar de rozan he he want wanted to leave the Bulls after the Josh giddy trade after the Caruso for giddy trade somewhat similar to our rule that we have in our dingers only League where he’s like I’m allowed to exit this team because I must say that it’s the NBA did investigate I don’t want to defend Josh giddy but he’s a bull now they didn’t find anything the F when Big Cat told me that that that he jumped on just to talk about the Josh giddy trade the only thing I could think of was Caruso for giddy is a real life version of pervert or Italian oh man and I love Alex cruso yeah the Bulls uh Demar d r Roan’s gone they’re trying they’re trying to blow it up they mistimed everything I saw a crazy Demar D rozan stat okay and I didn’t verify it I didn’t look it up to see if it’s true those are the best stats I think he scored almost as many points as Steph Curry um okay in his entire career let’s find out let’s find out all right I saw that I was like whoa career point is that stat real I’ll just talk to the boys okay he has yes 23,5 I mean he’s played longer and he’s he’s played a lot a lot of games uh and he was the number one option on not yeah he’s scored he has scored 150 less than Steph Curry that’s pretty cool that is pretty cool and he’s done it the hard way y with twos not threes yep that’s right the showboating old fashioned or you could say seph Curry is probably insanely more efficient no I would just say Demar Demar D rozan is the Working Man Steph Curry yeah but yeah this is the the Bulls are going to blow it up for the next year until uh the Rin dorfs are like hey let’s win 40 games again that’ be nice go back to that uh what other we we also had in NBA news Uh Kevin Durant who got hurt I guess during uh Olympic scrimmage also shout out to Anthony Edwards who said the team has to everyone has to do it around him yep it’s not a fit in they have to fit in with me not the other way around he’s just a bulldog um but Kevin Durant did a sit down article with Yahoo sports and was essentially like uh everyone just does the SM smash is the Kevin Durant could be traded button for clicks we should get that button yeah I mean I listen that definitely happens Uh Kevin Durant is someone who’s very online you you of all people should know that happens but also you have been on a good amount of teams the last few years he’s been on four teams right yeah and he’s well he’s been on four teams and he’s been on what uh three teams in the last four five years yeah so uh but yeah he he said yes it’s a button what else is going to get people going around this times oh the journeyman is leaving again that story is always going to hit I did now I did hear that Kevin Durant was unhappy and wanted to be traded yes and so I think that if you’re Kevin Durant and you’re on those Sons you want to leave right tune in to Wednesday’s part of my take where we actually will have the inside scoop on Kevin Durant possibly being traded I hear he’s unhappy people are gonna think we have him on the show we do not have him on the show I think that’s I think that ship is sailed yeah LeBron would want to be trayed to the Suns well he wants he wants all the Suns yeah he wants them all and he he wanted that was the one team that bronny was uh allowed to go to oh really yeah it was the sons of the Lakers would they have to change the spelling of the name I don’t know but he uh he’s ended up on the Lakers it’s crazy yeah I I uh what what other we’ve got uh All-Star Game snubs yes now if I’m a baseball player and I get snubbed for the All-Star game I’m secretly excited about it because at least you get to go have like three days where you don’t have to work yeah although it’s probably pretty cool I mean it’s it’s such a I always think with the allstar game in baseball it’s a short enough time that you’d probably just rather be in the All-Star game because it is three days you know if it was a full week i’ like yeah stum me every time um we have a problem because Christian Yelich might be returning to form and he is in the All-Star game which makes me very nervous that he’s going to potentially compete in the Home Run Derby and he’s got to a to grind no one drafted him and where is the All-Star Game this year I know but I’m asking Max cuz he loves I was about to say it so yeah I’ll just let Max say yeah you were you were about to say it Hank obviously yeah um Boston it is it’s not Boston come on it is in um max can’t even Google it Max I thought you knew it you don’t know where it is Max this is embarrassing dude everything’s bigger there it’s oh it’s in Texas yep Globe Life is it in Globe Life yep okay okay uh we’ll have to look and see how that does for lefties yeah listen he’s hit what three home runs in the last couple games yeah so it’s just it’s a small sample size well he might have taken it personally that he wasn’t drafted in dingers well he can suck my ass yeah we might have to tune in tune in soon uh we’ll have to stream that that will be quite something streaming eating each other’s asses no watching Christian Yelich potentially making us do a stream where we eat each other’s asses yeah this is gonna suck I’m conf I’m confident he was washed he still is washed I like I like Christian Yelich a lot he’s a friend of the program been a friend of the program for a long time but dude don’t do it you’re going to get hurt again your back’s going to hurt oh is Pete Alonzo going to be in it Pete Alonzo with the Home Run Derby is the worst the most he is The Biggest Loser in sports when the Home Run Derby comes around it’s one of my my all time alltime meatball uh Sports brain takes that when Pete Alonzo gets talked about potentially for being on the Cubs I’m like I don’t want him he cares too much about the Home Run Derby he dude he gets laser focused he meditates backstage he he goes into like a little Panic Room by himself in between rounds and just focuses and visualize home runs that’s and the Home Run Derby isn’t even that fun anymore no they’re changed it they made it fun they made it fun they refunded they refund it are they doing what are they doing they are doing uh I think it’s swings now right or it’s no it’s the same way initially I think it’s still like two and a half minutes but it’s not head tohe head either but then they get F I think it’s four extra outs after they do the we we need to look we got to look it up I’m pretty sure that’s I’m pretty sure that’s look it up Home Run Derby rules I’m pretty the Home Run Derby used to be like the best night of of the summer yeah it was so awesome I loved watching the Home Run Derby the old rules made it so you the problem with a New Home Run Derby is you don’t get to appreciate each Dinger because the next Dinger is already hit while the last dinger’s in the air then you have to watch the the score bug to see if the last Dinger went out or not yeah all right uh it they didn’t really change it I I disagree with my own statement it’s still three uh it’s still three minutes yeah I don’t like that I’m pretty sure they get additional outs though yeah but who cares about additional outs yeah that’s not our problem we want I wanted to go back to I want to go back to 10 outs and guys taking balls over and over and what the 10th the 10th ball was worth too yeah you could just sit there and just marinade in it watch The dingers Fly not oh who can hit the most dingers that oh this one lands before the next one or this one doesn’t land before the next one’s even hit Josh Hamilton Bobby Abu there are no uh there are they did change it’s not head-to-head until the final until the semi-finals which I do like that that’s better that’s a little bit better so just be the top four uh three minute round 40 pitches one timeout three bonus outs yeah the bonus outs don’t do anything now was it three minutes with 40 pitches last year uh or was it just three minutes or oh yeah you might be right you might be right cuz that’s I think that’s better this some good podcasting I feel like we’re getting back in uh it’s like training camp for us we took one week off off I know personally I spent an entire week uh just saying put your shoes on and then watching Paw Patrol so my brain is mushed I haven’t talked to like adults for like a real meaningful conversation in a while but uh yeah I feel like in you’re sick PFT I’m sick I also spit the last week uh just negotiating with Street vendors oh my friend best press my friend yeah in gree I love Greece they don’t pay taxes Greece they don’t no that’s why why their whole economy the taxes in Greece and this is this could I paid a lot of taxes while I was this could be totally made up but as far as I know and this is based on a Twitter threat I read few years ago in Greece taxes are optional and then their economy just crumbles every like 10 15 years they’re like hey we should probably start paying taxes their soccer their club soccer teams should be a lot better then if you don’t have to pay taxes that’s how that’s how you get all the good players I think they might charge foreigners taxes but the actual grean uh they don’t they just it’s a it’s kind of like a leave a tip or not yeah they’re like oh should I do my taxes this year no I’m not going to do it this year I I love Greece it was a great place but I just kept thinking about stavi when I was over there yeah also shout out stavi gave me a great recommendation to go get a Euro in Athens and I showed up and I was 10 minutes late and it closed oh no so very bummed out about that oh how do they close the Euro shops in that well well let me let me tell you a little story about how how grease Works nothing opens until like 11:00 a.m. because everyone stays out until like 2:30 a.m. yeah and then they open for lunch for like 2 and half hours and then they don’t open again until like 7 or 800 p.m. I also had a guy tell me yeah you you’ll make it there by about 7 in the afternoon yeah oh that was weird yeah that is weird all right I looked I just I just Googled it yes uh currently more than half of Greek households are exempt from any personal income tax okay that rocks that feels like a lot and it you can also yeah how do you get on the bad 50% I don’t know you got to make a lot of money probably I think it’s a cultural thing like earn your stripes well it’s I don’t know if it’s cultural or not I think it’s just seniority I don’t know I don’t know no I think it’s a I think it’s a cultural thing because I just this is a very funny headline did Greeks fail to pay 89.5% of taxes they’re just like if that’s actually genius if they say what if we just all didn’t pay taxes they can’t audit everybody right that’s I think it’s cultural yeah that’s good yeah all right Stick it to the Man yeah yeah they they just a lot of them just they do it as optional I think we should probably take that yep uh where were we oh doing that for years Le from the front great tangent great tangent MLB allstar game allstar game yeah that’s it always happens when we talk about like non-f football sports well in this in this we but time stamp this as baseball talk in this week of sports it’s always like the All-Star snubs which the reason I wouldn’t mind being an All-Star snub is because they would say you you get your own day where people are just mad and they’re lobbying on your behalf so you get that shine it’s like an afternoon and you also get you have to be the number one stum I know that the Mets fans are mad because Nemo and Lindor my guy Christian Walker dingers only Legend he went back-to-back nights hitting two home runs both nights uh he got snubbed Christopher Sanchez Jordan Westberg shout out the O’s who who got who got snub there Max Christopher Sanchez even though the pH like the entire pitching is the Phillies pitching someone asked me um to ask you Max have the Phillies won a Series against the Braves this year they’ve played twice they playing they were playing tonight they were were they going to win tonight I want you to ask that person the last time the Braves beat the Phillies in a playoff series okay I will also since we’re talking baseball how did the how did the team pug end up ah we got Slaughter ruled in the playoffs we only had a lot of our team was traveling for the Fourth of July so we had to scrape but everyone who’s in town went right everyone except for Max Max went to 12 baseball games last week and couldn’t miss the game on Tuesday because he had to go on Monday Wednesday Thursday and Friday Max is doing load management Slaughter ruled well Hank didn’t even show up to the start of the game I was I started the game oh no man where were you you let the boys down I let the I told the boys I wasn’t going to be there you told you gave him a notice that you going to let him down I think Garett stubs recognized me do we oh already I we did I think I think we mentioned it yep cut this wait what we didn’t talk about I think we did Max Max yelled at some Phillies said let’s go Phil no no no this is something different oh right that’s what we talked about yeah yeah this is different Max had got a wink from The Dugout okay nice so so we’re on show number two in a row of Max screaming at Phillies and maybe they recognized I didn’t scream at him this time did he or did he not did they or did they not recognize Max honest this is now two shows in a row cuz he looked at me gave me a nod winked and then he and then he started going like this and saying Drive the boat or like are you driving the boat and I was like what I I couldn’t picture what that boat yes he thought you were Hank yeah I think he thought I was Hank he thought duckboat or maybe the duck or or I thought yeah or I thought maybe he was referencing the story of the of the Beer Olympics ah got it I don’t I don’t know I think he was saying it’d be a real shame if you crashed your boat yeah maybe which was not you yeah yeah which so the Phillies think that you’re Hank that’s cool that that hurts is that win for Hank huge win for Hank yeah and smart by them they’re like they see a guy and they’re like that guy’s somehow related to PMT oh it’s Hank yeah wow your hair grew back real fast Hank yeah that’s that’s tough and you’re sitting with a little baby bib in the booth right now having to go through because you texted me very excited you said we’re back well yeah I didn’t understand was getting slaughtered Max was getting Winks that were for Hank Kinda Yeah who from the Phillies is in the All-Star game uh it is Bryce Harper Trey Turner Ranger Suarez Zack Wheeler Matt Strom no castanos castanos is not casianos in the Home Run Derby would be awesome because it’d be just tragedy after tragedy after tragedy happening so yeah Alec B also Hoffman what’s that Hank be like a bombing somewhere yeah yeah it yeah it would be it would just be the worst ter a terrorist attack happens a terrorist attack SL like tornado like World War shark Nat happens all these things happen at the same time uh okay what else that was great MLB talk boys it was really good I I really Dinger only’s go going hot and heavy right now we’re we’re off and running NHL free agency sure I said my piece I think the Blackhawks did a good job uh I think that’s my take caps did a wonderful job as well Flyers uh celebrini he’s doing stuff I think he signed his contract yep that’s cool also hockey hockey should just go away for like a month no that wasn’t GNA be my take I was thinking about it there are some jerseys and I like the jersey in general but the San Jose Sharks like they had a picture of him in the Sharks Jersey I was like this isn’t a real franchise looks kind of like a a 1990s video game yeah it’s like let’s make a let’s make a franchise I don’t know you just put on the well the ducks the ducks kind of had that Vibe going for him when they were the the uh Anheim Mighty Ducks yeah and then they just switched it up and now they look like a real hockey team yeah so good luck to celebrini he’s going to be great um yeah I’m trying to think what other what other uh big stories with Michael rubin’s White party that was cool yeah we were there for no one except the people there we were definitely there so sick that was so sick ah man Joe burrow was there was he yeah he had uh he had sleeve a sleeveless uh like white button-down shirt good for Joe and we’ll get into this with Joe when we talk to him but going into the interview I was a little worried that Joe’s gone Hollywood on us yeah you said that to me before yeah I was a little bit worried I can confirm that uh Joe burrow is still as cool as he ever was yeah he’s not Hollywood he’s so cool Tom Brady got picked off by Demar hlin on the beach oh really okay let’s cuz we’re we’re doing some loose podcasting right now there’s not a lot going on uh in the Sports World come back player of the year next year for dear well we’re feeling our way back into the podcasting game how how long is dear Hamlin going to get invited to these things I think if he plays his cards right for a long time forever yeah okay good for him I’m not judging him it’s just like I saw him pick off Brady I was like oh [ __ ] is that tomarrow Hamlin oh he’s there okay and Grant Williams is my favorite like just pops up at all these parties I don’t know how that he just he must like wash the dishes or something after like he helps out around the house I have no idea he doesn’t get a straight invite he’s like Ru like Ruben’s like oh yeah Grant you can come can you can you like just park a couple cars before and then you’re you’re welcome to come in someone’s plus one yeah yeah who’s he dating I don’t know yeah he didn’t even get a tribute video he’s getting a white party invite everybody at the white party should be somebody that gets a tribute video but I like I like that Grant Williams is there just because it’s very funny to see him pop up and Demar good for him just keep keep doing it you think Tom let him pick that off I don’t know I feel like Tom Brady was pissed yeah because I feel like anytime Tom Brady has a football in his hand he’s like am I back yeah like am I am I going to do this um the fake punt those are the of The Players Association so maybe he’s just a a great who people person I don’t know Grant Williams Oh is he yeah oh okay so that might be why yeah um wait so who’s the president is that Chris Paul I think so no it’s C.J mccom I think oh yeah that’s right that’s right that’s right that’s right uh yeah that that white party that was cool that was that was really really cool so in all honesty I think this was the first time that the white party happened that I thought to myself I I never ever want to be there no I cuz it was also like what you’d if we were in that we would know some people but I think we’d get a lot of people being like those guys are way too ugly to be here yeah I would definitely stick out I would probably be asked to leave the second I stepped in yeah and I’d spill I’d spill on myself instantly yeah and it’s a white party right so there’s there’s no chance that you would be able to say was embid there oh yeah oh of course Nick Mill was there holding the uh trophy Drake looked sad I saw one picture kind of looks sad yeah he’s got to he’s he’s got to have going for worst summer ever Drake yeah well he had the video uh Kendrick Lamar’s video for not like us came out and then while he was at while he was at the white party which is and then everyone’s watching the video while he’s at the white party and then DeMar rosen came out when the when the Kings introduced him to not like us so it’s just gonna that song’s just going to be around for the entire summer probably much longer than that yeah so I don’t I don’t know what he’s going to do about this yeah good for the white party I don’t think embiid was there I don’t think so either because he should be yeah he he’s been but like Kevin Durant and Devon Booker were there Kevin Durant got hurt what I I know the white party happened before he got hurt oh [ __ ] so when did you think they did the White Party N I don’t know um we do speaking speaking of white parties we’ve got an update here from Chad Hanks oh yes white boy summer was created to be fun playful and a celebration of fly white boys who love Beautiful Queens of every race anything else that it has been Twisted into to support any kind of hate or big tree against any group of people is deplorable and I condemn it I hope that we can all spread love to each other and treat each other with kindness and dignity love Chet Hanks oh you know he’s serious when he ends it with Chad Hanks not Chad Hayes yeah so don’t get it twisted people trying to co co-opt white party yeah white boy summer was supposed to be postive white white white boy summer yeah that’s yeah don’t don’t take it away um I don’t think I be was there anymore okay was Tatum there oh yeah he brought the trophy he did because he doesn’t have Aura if he doesn’t have the trophy got to bring yeah that’s actually sad like the fact that he brought that as a hank you have to admit the fact that he brings the trophy with him everywhere he goes he’s like yeah hockey players would never it’s me that’s different the the Stanley Cup is different he’s like a guy who gets a puppy trying to get a chick yeah I mean if you guys want NBA championship you do the same thing it’s me remember NBA champ never I would never bring the trophy anywhere ever yeah you wouldn’t like follow the trophy around that’s the Stanley Cup big difference also you can drink that’s the best trophy in sports can drink out of the Stanley Cup what do you use the NBA the Larry O’Brien for a giant dildo you think anyone’s ever brought around the Lombardi trophy people don’t just bring that around absolutely that’s not like a traveling trophy the Stanley Cup is the only traveling trophy that’s a fact I also don’t think that you guys are arguing that you guys have Aura like if if the argument is Ora bigat or Jason Tatum that is not a good sign for Jason Tatum yeah and also I but the fact that you that you’re walking into a party with the NBA championship trophy it’s like hey remember me guys yeah hey to finish off the baseball talk there is no worse trophy than than the World Series that trophy stinks yeah it’s a bad trophy that trophy is just literally like hey how can we make a trophy that looks like it’s going to break at any moment the coolest part about that trophy was when George castanza dragged around the parking lot and it broke everywhere I was like yes that’s what I want to see that trophy do it really is it’s it’s really a blowout when you go from like the Stanley C to the World Series like the World Series trophy the problem with it is it it looks cool if it’s in a glass container but to actually celebrate with it you can’t celebrate with it right you can’t do anything you’re GNA fall down and hurt yourself with it break one of those flags I would say the crystal ball that they used to have for uh for college football yep great trophy that was a great bring that trophy back that was a great trophy I’d put that at power ranking number two actually we should do a Mount Rushmore I think we have of trophies yeah but just be like you get one pick okay you want to do impr to okay all right I’ll go first Stanley Cup uh Lombardi Larry O’Brien low man oh [ __ ] oh good Pander pick that was a good Pander pick yeah that was a good Pander pick memes memes is panicking world you World Series still there memes World Series still there memes would a gold medal work no not a trophy not a trophy cup what about like a rivalry trophy like Paul bun yep that’s a good pick oh we could actually do this AVN all right we’ll do this we’ll do this at some point yeah no we absolutely could do this uh okay anything else before we do who’s back of the week I think we covered all the sports I think we got everything caught up yeah uh all right let’s do who’s back of the week who’s back the weeks brought to 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last Central Division white sock last AL Central uh three 79 combined winning percentage interesting they don’t have the draft order on there though that’s true number one pick BS had the 11th Blackhawks had the second Hank are you going to address the necklace oh yeah I got my uh my Jaylen Brown necklace it uh I’m bio streaming chemicals into my you know insides without having the side effects of things like caffeine so I get all the effects of them you don’t like coffee it uses small uh musical frequencies to activate the cells is that the buzzing we hear it’s Nanobots no okay but yeah it’s awesome all right so you should get one p love it I do want one very much can I can I get a hit of it you want some streams you look like honestly it looks cool it looks stylish kind of like a dog shot collar though mhm yeah dog shot collar uh yeah looks like some type of um I keep thinking it’s a visor that you’re going to put on the in the picture on the thing like they had in the brochure they had a lady that wor like this I don’t know how you tighten it but she had it around her head like a visor oh your hair grows fast ha do y let me get ahead let me get a all right so what’s your stat it’s not the insult stat yes I got I saw everyone Tagg me saying don’t let me see this I saw it many times for the last three years each winner of the John Deere classic has stayed in the same rental home in Illinois whoa it’s officially the Trophy House Davis Thompson sep straa JT Pon how do you get this over your head well in the same in the same exact place same rental home holy [ __ ] that’s wild right that is wild big tournament lot of Big Field pretty random golfers that was about life what you said it was about life the stat I said wild wild I said golf oh golf so how much is that oh I think you said life and but you meant to say golf I think you said living I think you said living and you meant to say golf or living in the house I don’t know no I I think you life is golf synonymous for you living living is golf if you can’t golf you screwed that up and yeah I don’t think if you can’t play golf you said life living and you meant to say golf you said like you said it’s about living so you’re like if I can’t golf then I die yeah true uh but yeah it’s wild that that is wild how much do you think they’re going to be able to sell that house for next year I mean yeah how I don’t know how the bidding process goes for getting that house but if you’re playing in the John Deere and you’re not you should try to get it right now TR whatever you can to get in that house you could win it you could win John yeah rent rent it right now for next year man I’m [ __ ] up off this necklace I’ll look into it yeah it’s good stuff right you’re probably feeling much better yeah I’m feeling how excited are you for this uh golf tournament we’re going to on my balls now to be sick I’m very excited also we’re not golfing I had to break that to Hank today no I thought you were no this was about a video I thought at one point you were golfing I knew I wasn’t I thought you were golfing and we were filming so the the Tahoe the chill week uh we’ve always wanted to go to this tournament there’s like a ton of people we want to interview it’s going to be awesome um but so when we were setting this whole thing up the American Sentry uh Celebrity Golf Tournament people have been super super nice we’re like so pumped to be out there they asked us if we wanted to play in the proam and they’re like what are your handicaps and I think we made the right decision we’re like this is a bad idea because there’s going to be a lot of people standing around and we might kill someone yeah that that was our big nervous moment we were thinking think about doing the proam thing with Brooks last year at the Liv tour where there are going to be people that are potentially standing on the sides of the T boxes yes and that’s bad yeah so we’re not golfing but we will be there I think we’re caddying for a couple of the guys we’re going to do some videos we’re going to get some awesome interviews for the awl some like really awesome ones I’m very excited about a bunch of them are we allowed to take like celebrity shots maybe we can ask for the celebrities we can ask I think I’ve seen I’ve seen people do it well the problem is I I don’t know what the vibe like I think guys really want to win this like our I thought the stuff you guys were doing is like the practice round day is not like it’s not like want to win but Blake Griffin takes golf very seriously yeah I don’t think he wants oh did you guys see um I saw a Tik Tok account They’re bringing back honking in people’s back swings and it’s so [ __ ] oh I love that yeah jackass jackass when they bring the air horn up to the golf course the best I love it so much watched an hour of these Tik toks the other night just guys getting so angry of and they would just they would honk in the back swing and then someone else from the forsome would stand up and they would just like kind of fake him out and they would still honk in their back swing and then they drive off I used to do that when I was just driving by the golf course in my hometown when I was like a teenager just got my car I would just drive by the golf course and every hole I would just lean on the horn cuz what are they going to do they can’t they can’t chase you you don’t think it’s funny Hank no don’t which sucks because it is it’s so funny it’s so funny like why can’t baseball players they swing when people are like honking and and making noise and whistling in their back swing all the time why can’t a golfer do it I think people were cheering the whole time that’d be one thing you can get used to but the the silence oh this is so you are probably the same guy that said it’s not cool when people post videos of them running over their friends with a golf cart those videos are funny those are very funny right honky and a back swing is funny yeah yeah yeah I Hees he still he doesn’t think it’s funny it’s funny but I don’t want to say it’s funny than it you know it happens to you it’s not funny because you don’t think it’s no if it happened to me it’d be funny it’d be like remember when I was shooting free throws and and and uh the kid just yelled at the window heck that whatever Patriots [ __ ] suck yeah I missed my free throw and it was funny yeah it was that was a very funny moment yeah okay PFT your who’s back my who’s back of the week is Archie Manning yeah Archie Manning’s back uh this was I Believe on Tuesday of last week Wednesday of last week the uh claron Ledger posted an article and a tweet and it said Archie Manning Miss football legend dad of Eli pton grandfather of arch is 75 yeah everybody thought that Archie Manning was dead I 100% did when you read that headline you think is dead at 75 and then you go back and you reread the headline and you don’t know what the [ __ ] they’re talking about with this art like why is this an article yeah you have to assume that Arch’s 75th birthday is today no when you read that plot twist it’s not even his birthday he turned 75 on May 19th yeah so for some reason they just decided to write an article about his age his best life accomplishments how you know him and then just ended the sentence they I guess they’ve been doing this oh this this one newspaper yeah and then Florio uh like took him to task big time like Spider-Man meme yeah so uh Florio has never pronounced anybody dead Mike Florio announced that Terry Bradshaw died 12 years ago listen it’s a Kevin Durant clickbait game it is what are you gonna do you got to get the clicks so but it was a very it was a very funny headline because everybody thought that Archie Manning was dead for a second 100% thought he and he’s not dead and listen I don’t want to get into talking about John Cena he did announce that he was retiring from wrestling in the ring um but it would be cool if you were Archie Manning just you’d probably get some people saying nice things about you and they’re like oh [ __ ] he’s still alive yeah I stand by that take do you think that if we had John Cena on at some point in the next year which I think he’s doing a year-long retirement uh ceremony if we’re like hey like you think LeBron will retire he would say that’s not funny to me I some people just retired recently I’m going through that myself do we want to get him back on the show sure John Cena absolutely absolutely I I think John Cena is one of those uh guests that we have on every like four years just enough time passes that he just forgets that we exist and then he comes back on he’s like oh these guys if he comes back on we will definitely ask him how cool it was when people thought that you were dead for a second yes that is a problem run it back we’ll run it back and we’ll see what his re it might be totally different yeah because he well unless he has someone die yeah we got to make sure that everyone around him is safe yeah but I definitely want John Cena back on because yeah he is he’s in that list of like I don’t think he has any idea a who we are although that one time he did want to [ __ ] my belly button yeah um but it’s enough time passes where he’s like yeah I’ll do this podcast and he doesn’t realize till he’s in the interview where he’s like [ __ ] these guys again he does so much media too that there’s a good chance that he might just forget okay we’re gonna try to get John Cena on talk about his retirement come on the show John Cena Yeah uh okay my who’s back of the week I have two one is Joey Chestnut still the goat so on July 4th I don’t know if you guys watched I did not the Nathan I did I did not they didn’t have it on in Greece for some reason um the winner uh who listen I feel bad for the guy because he basically like he didn’t ask for this he just went and won uh he had he ate 58 hot dogs Joey Chestnut in 10 minutes Joey Chestnut did a uh an event with the troops he ate 57 hot dogs in five minutes that’s that’s pretty good that’s pretty impressive there’s an asteris around it was a bretony that one yeah I think so yeah big Asis yeah I feel bad for him like he that’s not his fault he just went and competed it does show us but it sucks because everyone’s like dude that’s not real like Joey Chestnut is is the biggest thief of Joy we’ve talked about the the Tom Brady’s of the world the uh Patrick mahomes’s that have taken Joy away from so many different good quarterbacks and good fan bases Joey Chestnut is like that for anybody that’s ever eaten anything yes like you’ll never these these other guys are great eaters in their own right and they’ll never be known because they’re not Joey Chestnut yeah no it’s a fact um all right then my other who’s back is uh I guess blowing up spots I don’t know if you guys saw this headline but the Daily Mail on July 4th I’ll read a headline we’ll read a headline together meet Derek Blasberg Hollywood socialite accused of fleeing Gwyneth palro Hampton’s home after catastrophic diarrhea who counts Jeff Bezos and Demi mois Pals so basically Gwyneth palro got on the phone with a daily mail after this guy left and said I want you to put an article about how bad his diarrhea was so I don’t know if it was gwenneth palro because the whole article based says this guy is so connected but he’s not like a A-list people don’t really know who he is and apparently this the diarrhea was so bad the story just like Word of Mouth got back to the Daily Mail it’s crazy but he got yeah look uh he first of all he blamed he tried to blame OIC which is so funny that he’s like oh I had OIC diarrhea the internet was whipped into a frenzy last week when a blind item in a popular gossip newsletter claimed that goop founder Alro had been faced with cleaning up someone’s OIC induced diarrhea at her home insiders later told Daily Mail Blasberg once described as one of chiz’s most well-connected men was the culprit and that he had conveniently blamed the incident on the popular weight loss wonder drug before allegedly fleeing the property and then it goes on to say uh it’s not OIC that’s just what he told everyone The Insider said before revealing how the secret made it way through the Hampton set ready for this mhm gwynth told Oprah Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld and Larry David it went from there somehow Through the Grapevine to so this guy’s diarrhea was the Talk of the Town this is crazy so this guy Derek Blasberg he has he has interacted with gwth palro in the past online they’re friends they’re friends and he’s saying they’re saying now it was not OIC related no they’re saying it’s not oepic related and then it basically became the Talk of the Town in the Hamptons and then finally it ended up on the front page of the Daily Mail on July 4th just blowing up this guy’s spot uh yeah he the guy is the the guy’s weird that they talked about uh gwth palro meeting him for the first time and paltro admitted she had questioned if Blasberg was simply a professional hanger on when I first met him I was a little dubious I was like are you a professional best friend of celebrities and why are you everywhere at once What’s your deal after 10 seconds I fell completely in love with him sounds like she just fell for for the professional hanger on she admitted she’s like this guy is a professional best friend of celebrities oh my God I love him please don’t diarrhea in my house this guy’s got 245,000 Twitter followers I would assume and now he’s just diarrhea guy now he’s diarrhea guy like you could do everything you could you could have all these friends you could write I think he’s a journalist you could write a book but you do one bad diarrhea in gwenneth pal’s house you’re diarrhea guy derck Blasberg diarrhea maybe if this Derrick Blasberg guy is such a good friend to celebrities maybe it was somebody else diarrhea and he’s putting his hand up and taking the blame for it you know what I’m saying like I don’t know man like if what if it’s gwyneth’s diarrhea and he’s such a good pal he’s like just tell Oprah it was mine but I think I think he is the exact guy like that would be a normal thing for a regular person to do but if his job is to be a professional hanger on you you have to be like diarrhea could ruin my whole career you don’t want to be known as the guy that you can’t invite over to your house he’s got diarrhea and now he’s diarrhea guy like forever has he made any comment about this no but I really want him to because I was thinking about it more this sounds like a Notes app I think there are definitely some crimes that you could come back from faster than diarrhea in gwenneth pal’s house yeah I mean Marian Barry was arrested for smoking crack and then he got elected mayor of DC any like Dr small drug paraphernalia yeah um don’t drink and drive but a DUI like Justin Tiber lake is that that’s gonna be a blip on the radar he’s not GNA be DUI guy uh I’d even say robbing a bank is kind of cool tax fraud yeah all these things you can definitely bounce back faster than diary in gwenneth pal’s house and she had to clean it up she had to clean it up herself I’m going to go to his founder gwenneth palro I’m going to go to his website and see what he adverti us here I mean if I were him I would just put on my own website which is Dereck Blasberg decom I do not have diarrhea right not I the diarrhea is fake news there was no diarrhea and if there were diar it was OIC diarrhea cuz that CU it’s clear he’s ashamed of it if he’s blaming OIC this this sounds like this is also just kind of a [ __ ] think about that it’s like a [ __ ] up just comment on our society that the guy was like oh it was he’s not even overweight and he’s like yeah it’s the weight loss drug I’m taking that caused the diarrhea and no one was like hey why are you doing that they’re just like no dude that was your diarrhea this guy also might be paid by mjara true say that OIC gives such bad diarrhea that wi palra will tell Oprah about it true and it’s it’s pretty [ __ ] up this story cuz then they just had like pictures of him and his partner and like their two kids being like Blas blackburg welcomed his two children a couple years ago and it’s the name of his kids and in the diarrhea article you can also have diarrhea and then not make somebody else clean it up that’s that’s the bad part yeah are we thinking just real bad stained porcelain like got I assumed that it was in the bed that he [ __ ] the bed I think he [ __ ] the bed I don’t think this was a a bathroom thing I think this was a a bed thing he crapped in the bed and then gwynth had to clean it up all the way to the bathroom and then he just left he hight tailed it out of there man dere come on the show yeah please come on the show we won’t call you we’ll introduce you as diarrhea guy will not call you diarrhea guy after that we’ll call you DG uh Max do you have a who’s back uh not really Caleb Martin NASCAR Caleb Martin also Anthony Anthony Edwards being being the best yeah yeah the clip where he said he’s the number one optiona team NASCAR is back though we went to the race it was awesome it did rain um also had one of the weirdest uh interactions Hank and I did so we were at this thing beforehand PFT that was like a bunch of like athletes celebrities whatever uh and which are always fun when it’s random like Super Bowl party when bumping into people it was random like we bumped into like Dana White was there I was like can we go to the toone of chaos yeah um but anyway we see step ketti from lagona Beach Fame and we’re like we got to go we got to go say what’s up yeah I got excited before we could even say what’s up he went up to Hank and was like hey Hank that’s cool so he’s a PMT listener oh shout out him sorry he was a PMT listener until I went up to him and and I was like hey what’s up man he’s like hey big cat and I was like hey just so you know I’m a Jay guy and he was like okay that like I I dated Chris and cavalary like 20 years before and I was like yeah but I wanted that that clear that I’m a Jay guy from the GetGo and it was so awkward he was a good sport about it but uh it was awkward that was uh that was such a moment in time yeah the lagona beach era I just listen I’m loyal I’m a loyal guy yeah loyal to my guys that I mean obviously there’s a lot of interactions we a lot of famous people but it’s always the people that you know when I was younger like when I watched Laguna Beach I was like 11 so walking past him and him being like what’s up Hank yeah I literally thought it was a different person I thought this was Stephen but it the fact that he’s talking to me means it can’t be Stephen Stephen if you’re listening to this right now I apologize uh I had to do that I have no regrets but I apologize for making it awkward thank you for listening you’re a cool guy you’re also a very good-look guy we also were told this is not our finest moment uh someone told us that uh CT of challenge Fame was there and Hank and I both just started like going around like like like [ __ ] drug dogs we just looking for him everywhere where is he where is he didn’t find him no couldn’t find him couldn’t find him I kept hoping like I was walking being like I is he the guy that got backpacked he no back come P I don’t know I I never watch sick he’s sick he’s sick I never watched The Challenge he’s sick did CT get back no CT backpacked Johnny Bananas Oh I thought Johnny Bananas and he tried to eat Adam’s brains Oh I thought that I thought Johnny Bananas backpacked CT there one there was one season I got ball sa there was one season where CT was just he clearly I I don’t think it was in right head space he didn’t want to be there and he just beat the [ __ ] out of the smallest guy within like the first five minutes of the season and got kicked out he’s like I’mma eat your brains you know what would be good Mount Rushmore is Mount Rushmore of uh like celebrities that you had when you were younger that are just definitely not really celebrities to most people yeah no so CT is yeah CT for sure is a celebrity that the the beer games made me think about that show and how like what we did for the beer games was similar to those shows where they would just get [ __ ] up but like it would just all play out yeah they like imagine like cuz those fights and like you know those scenes where you’re watching like how are these guys saying this and how is this happening every night they’re getting thrown in the pool and fly with alcohol yeah yeah and they’re just like they’re they basically put W up and go do a challenge they put him in house get drunk again no phones no TV unlimited alcohol go it’s a pretty easy formula it works every time no board games they never they’re never playing like Scrabble in the last uh interaction we had uh the beef with Joey Logano is still on good yeah Joy loano yeah so I went up to him and I was like hey we you block me on Twitter uh will you unblock me he’s like well what’s your pitch for unblocking me I was like I actually don’t have a pitch if you unblock me I’m just going to Tweet you Joey Sano are you still block I don’t I don’t take Theo thing I am Denny I’m a Denny guy so if you feel like you need to not unblock no I don’t really care I’m just more asking but I’m not going to take it back he do but he doesn’t care but you came but if you well if you were to if you unblock me if you unblock me I’m going to call you s like inst you know what you do what are you going to do yeah that’s it okay so I’m not going to unblock you I was like that’s fair who was the NASCAR driver that came to the studio uh like a month and a half ago was it Chase yeah that sounds right was it Chase he just won the cup yeah Chase yeah so we were playing golf with him in the simulator and I don’t really know that much about NASCAR so make it small talk I was like you know Joey Lano he’s like yeah I was like how much of a dick is he in real life and he like chuckled I was like I hate that guy that’s his like closest teammate yeah oops hand up they are but he is slow he is SL the thing about Joey Logano slowy he’s [ __ ] slow blay Ryan BL and I told him I said to him I was like Hey when you’re in your car today just think about how slow you are slano he is slow and he was dead last for a while cuz he’s slow cuz he was think he was like damn I am slow that that that B that big cat guy was probably right he probably doesn’t know my name but that guy who came up to me and asked me to unblock him he was right he’s slow he’s very slow but shout out NASCAR we had a great time we got to walk around the The Pit Row uh they’re they do a great great job and they were very welcoming what you going say Hank no it was just a cool it was a cool big event in in the city it was like yeah it was awesome M they were driving the same streets we drive yeah they were I was driving the street on Friday and I was like look I saw the the fences on the you doing were you doing turns I was like I think I’m on the NASCAR track yeah it is fun to pretend that you’re driving NASCAR oh talking to people in the pit also news that I got we have apparently we have two race simulators in this office that are yet to be built what yeah I thought that we couldn’t have simulators in this office Hank I yeah I thought they were too big I thought we were getting one I think we’re getting one might deliver yeah we might be getting one back what the [ __ ] two spider was like we got to build it but I’m so excited for it if we get a massive if like you know the US Air Force wants to do a partnership with bar stool then we will build an I I will I will sign up yeah I’ll enlist in the Air Force if they if they install take that back right now take that back no no I want to be very clear about what I’m saying if they install like a a real world F22 Raptor uh flight simulator in this office I will enlist in the Air Force take that back right now are you what are you then going to are drop out I’m going to yeah I’m going to go aall enough am I what oh yeah you might be too old I don’t know what the rules are [ __ ] I’ll try to enlist I’m tall enough I don’t know yeah I don’t know if you’re I think we might be too old I don’t think they’d take us anymore that’s kind of why would they yeah why would they because I’m an excent pilot oh this is weird on my flight back from Greece we land and then the the pilot gets on the speaker right and he goes uh I want you guys to notice that awesome Landing that was just pulled off by our uh our cap our co- captain on this flight he’s my son this was our first Father’s son flight it was like a little LeBron bronny yeah little nepotism Oh no you’re you got three years okay there we go if we get an F22 Raptor flight simulator in this office I wouldn’t list in the Air Force has to be full they take 39y olds 17 to 42 Air Force [ __ ] yeah Army 17 to 35 Coast Guard 17 to 41 yeah I’ll dude if it flies it dies okay let’s get a simulator yeah we have a we have a racing simulator coming up marinees 17 to 28 that makes that makes sense that makes sense um okay let’s get to our interview with Joe burrow this interview is brought to you by body armor sports drinks real hydration real ingredients packed with electrolytes vitamins and nothing artificial body armor sports drinks has all your hydration needs covered sports drinks light zero sugar flash IV and of course sport water body armor sports drinks are available at all major retailers Walmart Amazon Etc go get body armor right now it’s the greatest drink ever created okay we now welcome on a very very very special guest one of our good friends you can’t tell this uh history of pardon my take without this man it is Joe burrow Cincinnati Bengals uh quarterback back first of all great to see you Joe it’s been too long I actually want to compliment you at first because uh I think it’s I think we haven’t had you on since 2022 so before we do interviews I always try to like look and see if someone’s on another podcast you basically only do this podcast you did one other I done I’ve done one other podcast yeah but I have gone off the podcast train for a while yeah you’re right or die I think I’ve done your guys podcast this would be the third time this be the third time um and I think I’ve done a total of four okay so I just want to say I see it and I I appreciate it very much welcome home yes absolutely also I want to compliment you I don’t know if the cameras caught this but right when the interview started Joe fixed his hair and then and then that the thing fell down naturally does your does your hair thing fall down naturally it does yeah get out of the shower I push it all back and then that thing goes right there it goes Rogue that’s very cool uh so we were going to interview Orlando Brown before you we didn’t get a chance to do that so I’m gonna ask you the first question I was gonna ask to Brown good this a goodw trick yeah uh has Joe gotten to Hollywood now they’s in fashion shows in Paris um some might say I’ve gone Hollywood I went Hollywood for a week and now it’s time to lock in for football so I think I’m allowed one week of Hollywood if that’s yeah I think so I actually respected your answer when you said I’m trying to get out of my comfort zone a little bit yeah try something new it’s definitely out of my comfort zone does that just mean that that isn’t Paris that’s just wearing suits with no back is that what that is that’s all the above man that’s all the above are the bro’s going to be wearing backless suits this I think backless suits are in good I’m in I’ll wear one I think you guys should wear backless suits yeah for some whatever event you guys have next the Takis if yeah maybe the Takis sounds good it doesn’t even have to be it can you just cut it back out of a suit you don’t even have to like make it just cut it it is showing your range that you were what was that was it Paris f week it was it was Vogue World fashion show yeah and now to part my take two of the the highest of high class High societ wait so what happened when you showed did you know you were wearing a backless suit I showed up and they gave it to me and I said sure okay that’s that’s cool yeah have have you uh been roasted any group chats with the boys I’ve been roasted in just about every group chat I could possibly be roasted in yeah but you did look cool when you did it I did look cool and I was fully prepared for all of the criticism and roasting I knew it was coming my way listen I I’m just going to throw this out there if you ever need us like we could be like a tag team partner you tag Us in you just throw us in your group chat for like a day and we just roast back and then you can kick us out I’m all for it yeah yeah you don’t even have to say who it is just like bring in a new number and then let that person go to town until they kick us out yeah like backless suits are in I don’t know if you guys are losers for not realizing that I’m with that big time um all right so I read a a report uh that you are that that you are bigger and stronger than in years past correct you are yes how much bigger and stronger um 10 15 pounds is okay and stronger stronger how do we quantif yeah you tell me how do you want me to quantify you look so strong how many push-ups can you do I haven’t done any push-ups with my wrist this year okay all right all right Fair bad question by me squats squats um yeah I could squat a little more how much stronger do you feel I feel a lot stronger like if you were were 100% strong two years ago what are you now 120% strong that’s good Jo bur so that’s a headline right there Joe bur feels 120% strong there you go that’s good yeah there was there was a moment a couple months ago when I feel like half the internet got tricked and they thought that you had really long hair I know I wish I had that hair I don’t have the patience for that hair yeah I was like do these people not see pictures of Joe burrow where they know that his hair was never in like that in between phase I think he just showed up one day with a with like a Beatles haircut yeah I would have I could have got some extensions I guess but that was a pretty sick mullet yeah it was it it did look good on was it the Star Wars haircut yeah yeah yeah it was good but I was also shocked by how dumb people online were to get everyone felt like legitimate news breaking NFL accounts were like wow look at new look lots of lies about me out there I would say yeah what do you think the biggest lie about you is um well I had a bunch of people hit me up this week asking me if I was turning 30 this year uh oh and that’s just not even close how how old are you 27 okay yeah cuz this happens to us people call us 40 and we’re actually 39 and a half it’s completely different so it’s way it’s crazy people would do that to you I wonder how that rumor got started did you know that Joe burrow is 30 yeah I don’t know I probably it’s probably a rival fan base because I’ve been thinking about uh like Jordan love I I obviously hate the Packers but I’ve been thinking about just saying Jordan love is about to turn 30 because he’s like he’s about I think he’s in his fourth year he’s in my class yeah right so I I think I could get away with that just being like yeah if you want to sign a guy about be turn 30 you can get away with just about anything on Twitter these days I well also he’s he went to school in Utah in the state so some people might be like oh he probably went on his mission overseas he’s 32 years old right okay yeah Jordan love is actually 32 years old wait so you’re 27 when’s your birthday December okay so yeah you’re going to be 27 for the majority of the Season yeah yeah that’s pretty good you’re still and quarterbacks come on 27 is I got a good 1015 I would say left in me is that is that the plan like 15 years 1542 see how the see how the career plays out until then yeah so I I uh saw an interview of you where you said that you were thinking about maybe trying to join the USA flag football olymp be sick wouldn’t it we need you because we just lost to Japan who what the US lost to Japan in flag football today foot no we didn’t I think it was real football it was was it real football I think it might have been real football so the world’s catching up so I think it was like 41 to 20 they they kicked our ass wow yeah so we that’s real that’s real I think so okay we also could using in handball if you want to do that I’ll stick to the football the football shaped okay because handball you dominate yeah I don’t know the rules of handball but confident I could pick it up you throw it’s water polo without and and we have a long Feud with the handball Community because they’re like you no chance could us win I’m like dude yes Joe Bro could could be an awesome handball player yeah if if all the best athletes just trained handball from when they were five exactly like LeBron LeBron and yeah KD and Miles Garrett playing handball they actually call traveling in handball so LeBron maybe not but yeah miles Garrett I feel like that dude could do just about any sport oh I got I got the biggest lie told about you um people use you as the NBA to NFL NFL to NBA debate they’re like Joe burrow could drop 20 because I think you might have said that um I could spot up in the corner and hit some threes yeah okay I’m not guarding those guys and I’m not dribbling and they’re going to steal it from me but I could play with LeBron and stand in the corner shoot a couple yeah so if you have to bring the ball up it might be a problem that would be a problem defense I mean I could play great team defense okay individual I’m very confident in your defense yeah like I’ll get everybody situated in the two three Zone but call out picks yes like I’ll be standing in the corner guarding the guy in the corner and then I’ll go to the other corner and do my thing in that corner I’ll just go corner to corner yeah I did notice that you got a small look in your eye when you when you found out that we lost to Japan like I think you really want to play Thinkin I really want to play for the Olympic flag football team yeah it’s going to be awesome like me Jamar Justin now you’re just naming your friends yeah me and my friends out there playing football well it’s funny because if Joe is a guy that could be like yeah me and like my best friends could beat anybody in the world in football that’s true which is a cool thing to say that’s a very cool thing say I think it’ be really cool yeah yeah I think you can do it I mean I I we can’t lose we can’t lose the gold medal the first time that we have that in the Olympics it just can’t happen yeah you that would be embarrassing uh I I had another question for Orlando here uh Orlando who’s the best quarterback that you’ve ever played for so he’s played for Lamar um Joe and Patrick and Joe time will tell yeah it’s a fair answer I like that answer are do you think do you think people have forgotten about Joe burrow I believe that yeah that’s what happens when you get hurt though you don’t play football people forget about you yeah which I kind of I like the spot you’re in right now because I feel like I love the spot I’m yeah like AFC everyone’s like oh well you know you know Josh Lamar and Patrick CJ strads like you’re forgetting one guy yeah I I agree yeah but again that’s part of the game you don’t if you’re not out there and people aren’t watching you then there’s nothing to talk about yeah so I’m going to give people to talk about something to talk about this year we I’m excited about it I feel like the spot that you were in last year must have been tough for you because you I don’t know how involved you were with a team as you’re on the sidelines but being in that situation where your team’s playing meaningful games and you just want to be out there and you’re just like chomping at the bit unable to be there I feel like that has to take a small toll mentally at least right yeah very difficult but I would say you know this injury was different than my previous ones because you know it was my wrist so I was like I couldn’t throw and I couldn’t do my job but I could still grind in the weight room and get all my workouts in and so my offseason started you know 10 to 12 weeks earlier than everybody else’s and so I think that gives me kind of a leg up on the year but definitely watching your guys go out there and play meaningful football is tough but uh I was excited for Jake because great family great move by you give your sweet up so that that was a great girlf not using it so why would I not give it to him you did America a favor that was one of those moments where we forget that we actually have a big podcast because we we complimented Jake’s uh lovely girlfriend and then I was like I wonder if he’s a fan and then and I he I saw he followed us I was like hey man great game and he’s like yeah I’m a listener day one I was okay no we were we were very nice we very polite appropriate okay but that was nice of you to give him the sweet I’m sure yeah yeah why not so um we we talked about this before we sat down but uh this is the day after Beer Olympics me and big cat are sweating out Kors light right now we’re replenishing with body armor which is great body we’re getting very hydrated um but every time we interview it feels like we are at death store the first time we definitely were well maybe not quite because I was still feeling pretty good from the night before yeah but we weren’t yes you remember pft’s question that went nowhere I was actually trying to remember that on the way over and I was like how awesome was it that this year you just like beat every team and you just you just destroyed every team but in the true Spirit of that uh I asked Hank to write a question for this interview because he hurting Hank is like a hundred times worse than we are right now and it took Hank an hour and a half I had to remind him constantly like hey you got to get a question to me took him an hour and a half and this is the question that he came up with and it’s not even a question it’s just like Joe burrow likes to sit chriscross applesauce yeah it’s comfortable so that’s that’s Han that’s Han’s question comment yeah so you like crisscross applesauce I’m Pro yeah I that’s how I’ve always kind of sat it’s just my external hip rotation is probably better than most I don’t even know what that means chriscross applesauce is comfortable for me so like when we’re sitting like this does this mean that we have good external oh yeah you’re probably crisscross apples sace guy I could be I just sit like this because I want you don’t look like a crisscross apples I just want people think I have big balls so I can’t sit like this but I can sit like this so you can I just let everyone know what do you think about that guy right there Max yeah that’s how he sits cross he looks like a sumo wrestler he’s our little big baby looks great uh I what I said at the start though was true the the we can’t tell the the story a Parton my take without Joe bro because that was I would say one of the funnest interviews we’ve ever done and one of those moments that like we point to him as we go through our history and we’re like that was a big break that was a big break but getting to interview the Heisman Trophy winner National Champion six hours after you won a title yeah something so I want to thank you and also would you do the same if you ever win a Super Bowl yeah lock nice work that was good I got I got that I got that yeah I did love how how in that interview Coach O was still in coach mode and he was like walking around the hotel lobby like screaming at players that they’re going to miss the bus yeah and like we don’t care if we miss this bus was not letting anybody miss the bus yeah do you still keep in touch oh hell yeah yeah he’s down in he he’s living in Miami right now doing his thing yeah but uh yeah we stay in touch he’s great friend by the way I did a bad job of asking that question will you come on pardon my take the morning after when you win a Super Bowl sure yes okay I said if yeah yeah when you win a Super Bowl yeah when you winner Super Bowl sounds better I feel like maybe this year we’ll just pencil that in we’ll say that you don’t have to say that we could stay an extra day oh New Orleans Jose he’s oh my God it’s perfect I don’t even know if that’s the right word what a story line yeah uh yeah so I I was also trying to think because we need to we need to figure out how to recover better as human beings um from nights like last night and I remember reading something that you go to bed every night at 8:00 p.m. during the season during the season season so in the offseason you stay up later as a treat yeah wa you don’t watch Monday Night Football I do watch Monday Night Football but I’m in bed oh oh so you go to bed but you don’t go to sleep I don’t I don’t watch the full game I’ll watch like the first half but I I am I sleep probably by 9:30 yeah okay yeah cuz in the fall that would make more sense I was thinking that in the springtime it’s like it’s fully light outside you can’t go to bed I me I’m I’m up I’ve got some gaming nights that I have yeah offseason I’m enjoying life a little more for sure I’m always jealous of people who can go to bed early it’s like a superow I mean I’m pretty dang tired during the season I say but still it is a superpower because even if I’m tired of like I got to squeeze the last hour out of this day doing nothing yeah and then it hurts me on the other side it definitely hurts you in the morning football season’s tough for us too yeah we can’t go to bed early so it’s probably harder on us than it is on you way harder um what would you say to Ohio State fans that try to claim you um I didn’t play football there I mean I practiced football there but you did a lot of practicing I did a lot of practicing and lifting you graduated I graduated I I would say I usually tell people that I went to school at Ohio State and I played football at LSU that’s good I like that I got a lot better from practicing at Ohio State but I didn’t get to play so I don’t really say that I played there I think that’s a fair answer I still have relationships there that to this day that I care about um in that building but I didn’t play there yeah LSU is your playing home yeah yeah do you feel anything when when Michigan plays Ohio State not not as much as the LSU rivalries I would say yeah you never lost to Michigan right no we were we were three and0 when I was there yeah so interesting very interesting never lost to Michigan but that maybe that’s what Ohio State fans you can’t claim Joe burrow but you could say we never lost with Joe bur that’s true yeah uh is Jamar Chase open right now he’s always open always open yeah always open are you is there ever a moment where he’s like dude I’m open you’re like I got it I got I understand please stop telling me I get it no I love when receivers come and telling me that they’re open because if they’re open that usually means they are so I’m G to try to throw them the ball yeah yeah yeah but he is so he’s always open I mean yeah for the most part yeah if if he’s coming to the sideline and tell me something I’m going to listen to that guy and I’m going to throw him the ball yeah because it usually works yeah yeah that’s how we work on this podcast I’m like big cat’s always open so I can I can kick it right now to Big Cat and I could be like yeah Hey Joe remember when you said that uh players should taunt I agree with you why can’t I don’t really understand always open I think if you’re getting paid to play football you can taunt I’m all for not taunting in college and high school but once you get paid to play I think we should be able to taunt and nobody’s going to get their feelings hurt like we’re all big boys mhm we’re going to be okay yeah and if you’re in the locker room and you hear the stuff we say to each other and there it is a million times worse than like pointing at a guy and being like H first down you know that’s the part I think a lot of the media misses is like a lock room when you go through the the trials and tribulations of a football season like it’s it’s not a regular you’re not going to a nine-to-five work job yeah and I always get upset with the anti- taunters where I’m like you’re asking these guys to put their bodies on the line play a super physical game an emotional game and none of these guys know how long their career is going to be why can’t they get the most out of it in every way I agree and there you don’t see all like the little interactions that you have with other players throughout the game that can kind of build tension and so like people are talking [ __ ] the whole game that you don’t see and so when you make a play on that guy just like if you’re playing backyard basketball and somebody’s talking [ __ ] to you you’re going to taunt that guy if you score on him like I’m going to taunt somebody if he’s talking [ __ ] and then I go make a good play and I’ll give you quick story so when we won we beat the Chiefs in 2021 in the AFC Championship I posted a picture card glasses I won’t even peek at you L baby shout out little baby and then the next year Chris Jones gets a sack to basically clinch the game and he runs up to me after and yells cardio glasses I won’t even peek at you and I was I just smiled and like dapped him up I was like you got me like that’s great I love that [ __ ] right like why not it and take it when Angel re did that to Caitlyn Clark that you can’t see me when you use somebody’s own taunt against them that’s good that’s awesome yeah yeah that’s what sports is all about what sports is all about right that’s why going to Texas sucks because everyone just going to Horns down you just open yourself up I don’t know why they get so offended it only makes it worse yeah it only makes it worse it makes us want to do it even more this bothers me okay horns down again they they like had the big 12 write it specifically into their rulebook you can’t do horns down that’s weird doing horns down and we played them yeah and I feel like in the SEC I I have an idea that the SEC is not going to cater everything towards Texas football Big 12 used to corre I sure hope they don’t ban horns down in yeah now when a receiver spins the ball after making a catch now that’s taunting arrest that guy throw him out of the game that was the funniest when Roger G was like the spinning of the ball is now a 15 yard pen like dude shut the [ __ ] up that was when was that uh it was I feel like 10 years ago time ago okay remember when uh Randy Moss fake mooned the crowd about that to this day that Jo oh yeah oh yeah he gets mad at us when we bring it up dis yeah disgusting he admits that that was like his his biggest misstep in the booth he really regrets saying that but it’s very funny that his biggest regret is like making fun of a guy taking his pants off I think I might maybe if I get a rushing touchdown this year I might bring back the fake Moon that would be awesome it’s got to be on the road though that would be awesome yeah yeah yeah do it against Pittsburgh okay oh do it against Pittsburgh speaking of Pittsburgh well yeah hold on I had one question about the the taunting real quick I heard you say once that you don’t you won’t start the [ __ ] talking but if someone [ __ ] talks to you you’ll you’ll go back at them yeah I don’t usually start it have there been games where there just no one ever [ __ ] talk you yeah definitely does that not like do you do you find yourself missing like a little Edge yeah it’s not quite as fun without [ __ ] talk I we shouldn’t have done this because now people are going to just never [ __ ] talk you you might have to change your policy you might have to start [ __ ] talking thing is I don’t sometimes I don’t know what to say first like I’m not great at like coming up with [ __ ] talk to say on the fly but if somebody says to me then I can I get my wheels turning a little bit yeah yeah yeah I mean and at what point does the line cross between just like saying oh yeah after a play and then [ __ ] talk yeah well if if I start it and then they don’t say anything back to me I kind of just feel like dick yeah and because it’s got to be a two-way street I can’t just be out there like spouting nonsense to the world yeah I would say yeah I got a very important question for you do you have Aura I don’t know that means yep that means you the perfect answer to it Joe bur got the you have the aura okay yeah whatever you say yeah you say I got it I got it you’re doing it more this is even more Aura you’re spitting out Aura at us right now stop that’s too much Aura yeah no I think I think Joe’s one guy that you can say in the NFL that’s an aura guy you know it when you see it Jaden Daniels Aura yeah I would agree yeah you like Jane Daniels going be a good quarterback I think he’s gonna be really good I like his motion oh I like that did you see his elbow though there was a picture of his elbow he had um I don’t know if it was berstis or whatever it was like all funky look but I’m excited to have him because I always I always go back to a uh Miami Dolphins Washington football team two-point conversion back the year before you were drafted yeah and if we had lost that game we would have drafted Joe burrow to the Washington commanders and that’s a big sliding my life would have been so awesome your life maybe not so great um just I know you don’t like that field I got hurt on that field yeah yeah and I don’t that field has been the sight of a lot of major injuries is what are your thoughts on that uh the field needs to go yeah I’m anti that remember the grass being great so the grass is good but sometimes they do this thing where they just spray uh kitty litter down on it and then they spray paint the kitty litter yeah they do that in Pittsburgh because all right Jerry come on over pit sometimes pant the college team Pittsburgh plays on Saturday and then we get there on Sunday and we’re like what is all this and right yeah I guess it’s kitty litter I hope it’s not low class low class field low class organization Jerry I said it but if you’re ever interested in coming to Washington we we would love to have you all right Jerry so Jersey Jerry Die Hard Steelers fan he said he has two questions he said the third question he couldn’t ask yeah I’m not going to ask the third one okay I just don’t think it’ll fly okay let me read it do you have it I delet oh you deleted it okay you can type it when you go back you’re whisper it to me whisper it to me real quick Trump no you can’t ask that question okay ask me ask me after I’m protecting you yeah yeah all right here we go and thank you PFT and Big C for flying me out here for this when you play you were with us yesterday we didn’t fly you specifically went home yesterday I know but you were with us we flew them out yeah all right Joe when you play the Steelers can you feel TJ watt’s presence on the outside and if so what does it feel like yeah I can definitely feel TJ is a unique player in this league there’s no other defensive lineman that I have to treat like a DB like I have to be conscious about where he’s at because he’s just going to jump up and catch it yeah and there’s nobody else that can do that so would you say he’s like is he more of a threat Than Miles Garrett you would say I mean I’m not going to I’m not going to fair fair he just around mil it’s just a different you have to be alert for him in the past game which is very unique I would say take the compliment I love Jerry’s question was literally what’s it like feeling TJ watt behind you yeah yes yes sure and my last question is that’s actually a good question I think okay would you rather win the Super Bowl this year you play like [ __ ] in it but you never play football again or go to the Super Bowl for the next five years you lose every time in the Super Bowl but you win five straight MVP awards o wait he can’t can’t play football after he wins the done I’m one and done that’s it that’s [ __ ] up but it’s the next five years and then I can continue to play after that no no no no no you’re saying he’s done playing football done playing football for good but you go out win the Super Bowl wait it’s not like nothing happened but if I win five straight MVPs and then I could go out the sixth year and win the Super Bowl yes tough that is tough it’s basically guaranteed Super Bowl have to retire at 28 or 31 no but he doesn’t have to retire he doesn’t have to retire a Super’s I’m going to I’m going to bet on myself in that sixth year and take the I love that I love that good answer thank you that’s a good answer oh do you want to do you want to game with him at what games do you play what game yeah we play call Dy game in no I don’t play Call of Duty come oner too many there’s too many like I’ll hop on there I’m a right Shield guy oh my God those are the worst guys so I can’t I can’t shoot with anybody on that game because I’ll hop on like once every couple weeks and every already grinded like 38 straight hours and I get they know all the camping spots and they know all the head glitches and so I get killed like I get spawn killed and then I just get demoralized and I don’t play but I haven’t been playing this one because I got to level 55 and then there’s an unlock challenge to unlock the riot shield yes and I can’t do the unlock challenge to unlock the riot shield so then I gave up fair but would you game with Jerry if you guys would you game yeah g with you all right love that all right you you’d game with him yeah 100% okay so I asked that specifically because before we got here I said uh are you going to ask Joe if you if he’d game with you and and Jerry said I’ll never I’ll never game with a Bengal no and then the minute he’s in front of your face he’s like he’s like oh yeah I’ll game with you it’s it’s that tune changed very quickly he was like adamant like I’ll never game with Jo BR what what other games do you play um really the only game I’m playing right now is we my friends and from home play pro clubs on FIFA okay um Star Wars Battlefront 2 I’ve been playing a little bit that’s kind of it yeah is that like what you do to unwind used to be not much anymore yeah are you getting more comfortable being famous I am I would say so as difficult yeah sometimes but I’m starting to just like not really give a [ __ ] anymore which I think is good um and it’s just a very odd life and so I’m starting to just starting to be a little more open because it came it became exhausting to try to keep as many things private as I wanted to yeah uh so I’m getting better at it yeah I mean I I I can sense that you are it’s also I always like appreciated that you kind of were open you’re like yeah being famous is weird because a lot of people are famous like this is the best thing ever it’s like it can’t be the best thing ever so I wear sunglasses indoors because I’m a people Watcher yep and now when I people watch everybody’s looking at me so I make eye contact with everybody in the room and that is just the weirdest thing like every time you look around you get that like jump in your stomach of theying at yeah that’s why we’re too yeah we get we get the PE people watch us I we we have you have infinite more Fame than us ours is more like what’s that freak doing in he should not be here the best way I ever described it is every bar we ever walk into is a gay bar just for us that’s it yeah every dude turns around and every girl’s like who the [ __ ] I I I do I do empathize with women and understand what they must go through sometimes I’ve say the same thing I sometimes feel like a hot chick when I go out because guys just looking at me oh Jo br’s here yeah you’re like yeah but in that equation you’re like a New York 10 we’re like a Indianapolis 5 sure whatever you say and the girls in our situation are like who are these losers I would imagine the girls in your situation like Joe broi marry me yeah a little different yeah it is weird though when you talk about Fame I don’t think that the human brain was ever set up to have millions of other people have opinions about you no right so there’s nothing in in human history where millions of people could even know your name and now you’ve got like enemies you’ve got haters you got people that love you that have never met you and it’s it can be very very overwhelming to be able to process that and the fact that you’ve reached the point where you real you understand I don’t have to give a [ __ ] about any of this is a big thing I it’s a it’s a cool step to make also you’re not that active on social media I don’t think yeah I don’t helps really enjoy that part I’m starting to be a little more active I would say because I was pretty active back in the day like in high school I would make some like funny tweets or some funny vines when Cleveland Cav Jersey yeah like something like that that’s a great picture um and so I’m starting to do a little more of that because I kind of enjoyed that but I just stopped because like social media is weird when you’re in position yeah um cuzz no matter what you say everyone’s be like oh that’s like there’ll be a group of people like yeah what the [ __ ] yes but uh I would also say I can tell or I can see why some people go crazy yeah MH uh especially like people that get famous when they’re like 12 or like 13 or 14 yes and I empathize with that yeah I mean I think that also your perspective is probably a lot based on your path because you went to oh State you weren’t the starter and you got to live that and then you you know obviously blew up at LSU but you got to see both sides where if you had gone to Ohio State and was a Heisman Trophy winner your first year you might have a different perspective 100% yeah I wouldn’t be the person I am today that’s for sure uh I got to live the backup quarterback lifestyle back then and that was fun um got that out of my system and then I was able to lock in yeah yeah starting is a lot more fun I would lot more fun I would love to be backup though I would seems I mean it was pretty fun for I’d like to be a third string you don’t have to be that prepared yeah right cuz you’re really like if if you get to the third string everyone’s like well we’re g to suck anyway yeah I wouldn’t say I was super happy yeah but I did have fun yeah I would say yes yeah yes and so when you say that you’ve been getting more active on social media I saw that you you did your first dump yes your first photo dump yeah uh which is a big yeah that would be fun like I’m going to get more active on social media let people see my personality here’s the [ __ ] that I took after eating that would be a dude’s Rock moment I’ll just say you don’t have to do it but I if you do it I’ll support it 100% yeah but doing the photo photo dump is very powerful yeah I like we make the excuse where we say like oh I got to unload some memory on my phone so here are all the pictures where I look the best that I’m going to put online exactly that’s exactly what it was in that first picture I was playing chess with a random guy on the street in France and I had him on the ropes and then I blundered my queen away and he dismantled me after that and there was an international chess master that was watching us right there mhm and every move that I make he’d be no good he didn’t speak and then I tried like the first time I tried to ask him he’s like no English and so he was just no chirping me in my ear no good every time it was tough and you couldn’t [ __ ] talk him back no I couldn’t do it didn’t understand me is there anyone else who plays chess in the Bengals locker room uh my friend Cheeto he just went to to Tennessee okay he was he was always pretty good we used to play oh no is that going to is that like a storyline we need to grab on to like Joe bur lost his chess partner yeah I did lose my chess partner that’s bad you got to find a new chess partner I do have to find a new CH that would be a great way to have like that uh the Matthew Stafford Cooper cup connection where they do breakfast every day like somebody on the team that wants maybe more receptions should learn how to play chess every morning me and Joe play chess you developed its bond together I’m I’m with that I like that yeah that’s that’s a good way to do it uh do you have any do you have any Heroes right now cuz I remember when you were in college one of your Heroes was Deli which I always appreciate about you Matthew delova but as you’re at this level do you have like guys that you look up to in other sports still I mean I respect people’s skills and what they do I wouldn’t say have Heroes though I think my perspective on that has changed a little bit now that I’ve met a lot of those people that were my heroes and they’re just people mhm and so I would say my perspective on that has changed over the last several years yeah M yeah hey can pop quiz can you name who this person is Zack Taylor okay yes he knows his football coach I do know my coach there’s probably a lot of people who don’t I sure hope no I’m saying not not Bengals but uh oh I feel like he’s got an unassuming look that yeah I would agree with that when when like the national like public football fans like I know that guy’s a coach Zack Taylor he’s a great Co I maybe that’s a part of the reason he doesn’t get the respect that I agree I agree he needs a thing a thing that makes him stand out like I don’t know an earring or maybe like a top hat or like a suit on the sideline he should swap names with his brother press cuz that would be a thing yeah like oh [ __ ] this guy’s name’s press yeah like I remember the first time I met press I was like what what do you mean your name’s press yeah that’s an interest interesting that his their parents went Zach and then press you’re like I didn’t like that name let’s do this one let’s go crazy they were warming up I think they didn’t have the confidence after you get one rep in then you’re like okay yeah we can get a little bit crazier with a play calling in the second quarter PR Taylor is a great dude but also a crazy name I agree yeah uh what do you think the perfect football schedule is in terms of weeks and bi-weeks how many games are we playing you tell me 18 18 got to have two by weeks like and I think it’ be cool to do I’ve said this before in an interview like six games or like normal bi-week schedule that it is now like have it spread out but then like week 13 do like the Pro Bowl break where you’re doing like the seven on seven and all the skills challenges like the like the NBA does because I think that would get more ratings for the Pro Bowl yes and then it would also give everybody that by week going into like the last six games of the year my my big idea is uh especially now with the expanded college football playoff you do the week before Christmas no NFL college football playoffs give everyone a break to go do their shopping yeah I’m with that yeah and then you get everyone reset the whole league is on a Level Playing Field for the yeah and then you have guys that are injured that would be able to potentially come back and you want your best players yes out there as a league you want them in the last six weeks of the Season you want your best players on the field so I think that would be a smart idea I think we fix football I think then you get the you get the uh President’s Day Monday after the Super Bowl off is that would that that’s what I was going to ask would when would that Super Bowl then cuz that would be a challenge but that would be perfect perfect I also think that’d be just good for fans where uh you can just like take a weekend to be a normal human being and not have to sit on your couch for 12 hours yeah we just we have to like do like a p maybe like an amber alert out to everyone being like uh just remember you don’t have to say there’s no football like I would just tell my wife I’d be like I’m GNA skip the games this week yeah no games I love you idea I like that yeah she’d figured out in I love I love you so much more than football so no football today no I’m going to I’m going to give it up you pretend to check your phone all the time to look at the scores oh no I’ll put this away I’ll put this away yeah exactly like prop it up in the corner and like just play like YouTube videos or something yeah right right um we also have a big idea uh in terms of outfits so you started do some cooler outfits going to the game do you bring a losing outfit yes okay good because that was we’ve always had this problem where if you’re going to wear something crazy the game love it go for it if you lose the game you got to get into sweats yeah you can’t show up to the presser in the right in the outfit if you play like [ __ ] and you lose the game would say Okay I I like this yeah like Cam Newton who we like but he used to show up in the top hat after a loss like maybe don’t do that I think it depends on what I walk in with um I wouldn’t there’s definitely some that I wouldn’t wear to the postgame losing presser I would show up in my depressed sweatpants yeah what’s what’s the craziest thing you have I mean you probably haven’t planned any out but like what’s the one that you’ve done that you’re like that was I went out of my comfort zone I wore a this wasn’t into the tunnel but it was on the plane when we were playing Vegas in 21 I wore like a sweatsuit that had all these colors and crisscross lines on them with a thunder Mifflin blue beanie and red and pulled it off I did pull it off yeah you did here’s a crazy one you could do and this is like crazy fashioned because I obviously wore the backless suit what if one week you just wore a t-shirt that just had me and pft’s face on it with no back no back I’m with that that that get it made that could actually be that could be the losing shirt yeah yeah save for the losing Walk of Shame backless t-shirt yeah with your guys face that would be an alltime clip if you have to answer a bunch of like hard questions after a heartbreaking loss then you stand up and walk out it’s like you not have a back on yeah oh what if you did backless pants now we’re talking CH yeah you think you get maybe a fine from the NFL for that yeah I would hope so yeah yeah that’d be worth it it’s like remember when LeBron stood up from that press conference and he was in those shorts suit shorts he had like a suit on but it was like shoot suit shorts and everyone’s like whoa that was what you were wearing dude interesting yeah leg reveal for LeBron uh do you have does Evan mcferson have your number yet Evan mcferson has my number okay he didn’t he definitely had my number I texted him on draft night okay okay he said that he didn’t he would and we lie we gave him the business about that and he seemed like he was very insecure I’m sure he was lying so how how quickly after a guy gets drafted do you reach out I try to reach out within a day is there is it undrafted guys too used to okay okay so you got to be what like what about a seventh round are we reaching out yeah I try to okay okay undrafted guys get a burner burner cell phone unded I just got my second phone so I’m just now getting into the burner oh nice that was smart yeah the undrafted guys yeah they have to they have to kind of stick around for a week or two before you can yeah as I’m getting older you know guys are coming in and out so much um it’s definitely harder to to remember everybody’s names as you’re getting older I would say yeah is the window open was that mean you know what that means you’re that badass quote man it’s always open there it is you’re like Yeah The window’s open if I’m here yeah I was like that is awesome if you don’t feel like that then why are you playing football right right now that’s also one of those honest answers that then people be like oh he’s so cocky he’s like no he’s honestly showing you his confidence I mean what do you want me to say like ah we got two years left and after that we’re going to suck and the Cap’s going to get tough and we got restructure we’re going to have to make some hard decision you should say that be like ah secondary’s getting older we’re gonna have to move some money around yeah it it would be funny if when you uh you gave like an undrafted guy your burner cell phone number and then instead of doing like at at College where they do the scholarship reveals you just reveal to him your actual number when he makes the roster yeah congratulations freaking out on the last cut day like go up and ride it on the board like there you go everybody yeah that’s it yeah there’s the number oh congrats on beating the Browns by the way that was in 2022 we haven’t seen you yeah and it was the only time you beat them that was the only time I’ve beaten them yeah what is it about the Browns they’re good man they got good players they’re not that good and then they they just kind of have your number they got our number yeah miles I mean miles Garrett plays a big part of that yeah their DBS are really good they got Denzel Greg Nome uh Emerson over there then their safeties are really good they got really talented players I’m happy you beat them though because that that’s like the one thing and this is a fans perspective I know you don’t give a [ __ ] but you never want to have like a quirky weird stat like follow you around for a while I need we needed to get that one I’m hoping we get two more this year right it’s like Payton Manning won two Super Bowls never beat Florida really yeah never you I I I you could say that anytime like never beat Florida did he start four years yeah remember never beat Florida Alex Smith went like a year and a half without throwing a touchdown pass to a wide receiver remember that you got to get rid of those so you you did that you got rid of the quirky people are going to use those against you for sure they just throw it out there they never beat the Browns which team do you like beating the most I mean any division team yeah any division team yeah steers being the Chiefs is fun yeah broad yeah do you like that Nick name I mean I’m going to ride or die with my guys so if they’re saying it like I’m going to go with it but I would not say I would say that yeah but you would you would nod if I said burad no you’re not on my team we can’t Sayad we can’t say burad it’s lowkey facts we’re not allowed to say burad okay um I think it’s burad I I didn’t even this just popped in my head and we’ve had you know Josh Allen we actually had Joe Buck on after this but how long did it take after the Demar Hamlin thing for you to like for everyone to be like okay we’re good we can play football again cuz that it was definitely weird yeah I mean it got late in that week and I was like guys we we’re playing football still right because like you don’t think about you obviously the story is the bills and Demar and it kind of gets lost that you’re also on that field and and dealing with similar things yeah it was definitely a challenge I would say but fortunately he was all good and you know he’s doing his thing now and I’m seeing him at all these events and always happy to see him cuz he’s a great guy but that was that was a scary moment for sure yeah and I it was like you and Josh that really let everybody know like don’t let’s not play football right what did Josh say yes Josh said it was you and him I wouldn’t I think it was more so our coaches that kind of made that decision but once we left the field I think it was a collaborative both teams were like what are we doing we’re not going back out there Common Sense prevailed thankfully yes y um all right so uh I got a couple last questions it’s been awesome it’s great catching up with you how’s your brother doing my brothers are doing great he’s a big time PMT fan big time yeah he’s actually like he’s the one that put me on to you guys back in the day he would we’ be he would come to Baton Rouge and we would like drive to New Orleans or wherever you were driving he’d throw you guys on whenever we were driving Dan right Dan yeah that guy shout out Dan Dan burrow is the man yes he’s the the the connector of all this we have to thank Dan that’s right yeah he’s listening to us right now Dan thank you can’t tell the story PM open your eyes you’re driving stop he just got lost there for a second uh Joe I got I got a product idea that maybe I know that you’re getting into Brands recently okay um is this going to be one of your good business ideas or one of your bad business I don’t like the tone you just used there they’re all best one yet name one bad business idea I’ve ever had I mean the last time I was on I think we had a pretty bad one what was that you told me to go to XFL oh no no the UFL or what ever yeah no that was a a private conversation Joe and I had I I was I was working the I was working the phones before the XFL uh back in 2020 and I was like I I think I can get you like 50 mil guaranteed to go to thef you should do that that was that was my worst business let me come to the support of of my co-host here uh the fact that you remember that means it probably wasn’t that bad because it’s left to Mark or the really bad ones do leave a mark as well no the really no anyone that sticks around you’re like damn maybe there was some truth in that well that yeah that League lasted several weeks yeah you’d be as rich as you are today for sure I was going I was going to tie it into to body armor okay so I’ve been trying to invent this product for like 10 years called Brin and it’s recovery drink and it’s got protein in it but it also has alcohol in it so you drink it after the gym as your pregame to go out so it e the good and the bad even out it’s a neutral it’s just too good you think alcohol is bad alcohol is good oh they’re both good things how do you guys feel today I got a excellent terrible I retired I retired yesterday so so on the way over here I was thinking about Brin and I was like you know what I do feel terrible right now so what if we eliminated the uh the alcohol it would be a good hangover remedy yes because a little hair of the dog with some protein that’s true yeah if you do that in the morning afterwards I think it’d be good but then I was like what if nobody makes like sleep protein nobody nobody’s weaponized sleep yet if we market like aggressive sleep and you drink a a protein drink that also has maybe alcohol but maybe like melatonin in it knocks you out overnight your body recovers I like this right now everyone’s wasting their sleep they’re not getting better when they’re sleeping casine Protein that’s what you drink before bed what is it casine it’s the the slow absorbing stuff right so yeah you put that in there with whatever’s a NyQuil and maybe some booze yes you fall asleep and you wake up stronger every day what you’re pitching me like I’m like I’m well you you got some money I do have some money and you got body armor on your shirt yeah you’re an entrepreneur I am not I don’t think I have you got money you can just you don’t have to be an entrepreneur you just have to say you’re an entrepreneur oh really yeah Bill B’s girlfriend she’s an entrepreneur philosopher yeah you could just say you’re an entrepreneur like I’m an entrepreneur okay CEO of Life yeah so what do you think you taking it I mean probably not I would have to see like a little business plan we’ll let we’ll let body armor sort that out you hear you hear the word probably there yeah that wasn’t a no it’s not a no that was a probably I think it’s got legs but we’ll see if not you can always join the XFL again okay probably not all right I have one last question it’s rowback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzip polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code take also thank you to body armor for getting us here uh we love body armor which the only water we drink uh only drinks we drink in in the office and everywhere uh I’ve seen you at UFC fights are you tell me your top two fighters right now I love that you’re a UFC fan um Alex Pereira he’s fighting this weekend he’s we’re gonna air this after so give us a prediction very fun to watch he’s going to I think he’s going to win okay this will suck if he loses yeah are you going no I’m not going I’m my friendship was my traveling for the next month and now I’m good I’m locked in okay and then uh sugar okay Shan Ali he’s electric he’s fun he’s electric we’ve uh hung out a couple times he’s a good guy oh nice yeah have you ever been in the tunnel of chaos what does that mean uh should we tell him about the tunnel of chaos uh I don’t know if we can talk about it’s a place in Las Vegas that you go and then you tell them how much money you want to win and then you win that amount of money oh well that sounds like a great time it’s great and the real reason is you’re just gambling with Dana White’s money oh well then Dana bring me to the tunnel of chaos please yes yes we I mean he literally sits there and he’s like I’ve heard stories of his legendary gambling yeah yeah he just gives you money he’s like okay now that you lost all your money here just double it next time and most places are like got you got to go if you keep doing that at Blackjack but since Dana I think runs that casino he’s like here double it again Dana probably owns Vegas at this point yeah he’s doing okay yeah he’s doing okay um are you any last questions no I think my last question was the business uh opportunity that he is probably going to accept yeah oh wait Jerry come back for one last question I want I want you to uh not the third question not the third question not the third question but I know I know because this Jerry’s always been thinking about he just walked right in front of the camera sorry you could you can ask him what what you think about what what he thinks about uh your guy go ahead yeah MH honest opinion you’re a quarterback Russy does he still have some left in the tank yeah yeah I think so there you go you sure because I say division rival I know but I say it to everybody and they call me crazy like Jerry you’re you’re crazy it’s over russy’s you know stop calling him Russy why call Russy Rusty’s not going to be good anymore time will tell I think he’s gonna be really good oh no [ __ ] but like but you guys make me feel like oh Jerry like you’re crazy that’s the great thing about football is you find you going to find out in September who has it yeah true yeah prediction though prediction can you give me a prediction I think he’ll be good oh no this is a separate question you can put you can put your your your team first if you were to predict right now the AFC North you can pick Bengals first who do you think how do you think the other three fall Bengals first and then I don’t care yeah that’s the answer good answer good see right now Jerry knows you’re a winner and he’s upset about that yeah winning the aura is getting to you mhm there’s too much or suck yeah I I’ll be honest and I don’t I don’t want I’m gonna be honest I never liked you but but I’m sitting in the chair and I’m like [ __ ] he’s cool yeah I know best so now I got to if the Steelers aren’t in it I’ll root for you okay but the Steelers are in it I can’t okay that’s all good be cool yeah my man loves all the Jo be’s yeah yeah all right Joe thank you as always you’re the best and uh best of luck this year yeah thanks okay let’s do the Mount Rushmore of meat meat meat me me meat meat it’s brought to you again by our friends at CS light we’re starting chill week before 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say for who’s back I I forgot I had a third who’s back uh blooper just terrorizing children did you guys see that article today that basically was like uh a kid was crying so bad because blooper scared him he looks like a giant booger he’s the worst he’s the worst that fat [ __ ] uh okay meat meat meat meat me your first pick I believe big cat does okay right do I not how many of we done three four three we can look this up look that up let’s get it right let’s look this up uh well Max is looking that up quick uh Charlotte the stingray update she died oh yeah allegedly I don’t think she’s dead I think I think the aquarium they just got too much [ __ ] they got caught in their live by certain podcasters and they after they said that she’s not really pregnant then they had to pretend like she died okay so I was second last week the last one we did I was second so I’m first right yes okay yep and it goes clockwise yep so I’m last snakes back around okay I will go meat steak it’s a good pick one one I love steak so much did you guys have any steak this past week I did a lot of steak I had a lot of steak today at NASCAR yeah you had you had daytime steak it’s the steak is just always there for you yeah it’s like and it’s we’ll get into more meat there’s a lot of great Meats but steak is that meat that I don’t know if you guys feel the same way you say like oh I’m eating a big steak tonight yes like that’s a that’s a get ready plan steak dinner let’s have Let’s do let’s do a steak dinner in Tahoe yeah let’s do one let’s [ __ ] do one the boys so you get all Stakes with that I think RI F man we were saying it we could do a Mount Rushmore of just steak another time yeah um but yeah we were saying like hamburger does not count obviously as steak correct yeah you’re not taking beef you’re not taking cow you’re taking steak steak steak flank steak steak skirt steak skirt steak oh yeah skirt steak little marinade Hank we’re about steak tips yeah oh yeah steak tips Hank Did you are you seem shocked that I would take steak one no I’m not shocked I I thought I had the first pick that was an obvious 1-1 so now going to I’m yeah I’m I’m and I’m not doing great this year you’re fine oh you not I’m a little in my head um I want to go chicken wings that’s a good pick [ __ ] that’s good way good pick good I had them one1 don’t overthink it yeah don’t overthink okay good pck that’s like you eat I think you probably eat chicken wings more than steak Yeah Yeah I mean it’s not it’s yeah but that’s no I know I mean everyone probably eats chicken more than steak chicken wings is my favorite actually healthier it is it’s shouldn’t eat too much steak it is the best food I would take it one one in a food draft or actually you should probably eat more steak because it’s low carbs yeah uh Burgers good pick good pick good pick Max all right also had some burgers this weekend I’m gonna go bacon good bacon I feel like that’s a that’s a good fourth pick and then I’m going to follow it up with hot dogs hot dogs you don’t like hot dogs I like hot dogs now as a meat though the quality of meat in a hot dog is not good PFT uh in Chicago it is it I love hot dogs so I have problem with this but I was hoping I was going to get burgers and hot dogs that would have looked good on a graphic Hank does it taste good yeah it’s good meat then I don’t care if it’s lips [ __ ] whatever they put into it I don’t want to know it tastes good and I used to I used to be like a hot dog not a hater but I used to kind of put hot dogs to the side but then you have a good hot dog and you’re like holy [ __ ] this is actually good meat trust tree I grilled a lot this week uh for my family and every single time I grilled the grill was like kind of we we were on vacation the grill was kind of like out of view of the kitchen area every single time I grilled I just ate an entire hot dog or sausage while grilling and then came back and I was like dinner’s ready oh I’m hungry hot dogs are great just sitting there eating it and just not letting it you know just way to go shouldn’t have consider the Mount Rushmore Meats be something you don’t need condiments for I don’t need a condiment for I need some sport Peppers wait Hank you don’t need any sauce in your chicken wings no listen we’ll let we had dry Wings tonight dry wings no seasoning those have a little seasoning I believe on them yeah I don’t think it’s just yeah Hank you walked into that one yeah but you don’t eat hot dogs without a bun what I guess hamburgers too all right there a bad bad point by Hank for the record I think no I think it’s a good point I think I think a real real metian would say that the best meat you don’t need anything else for like the great the best Ste you’ve ever had I don’t think you’re a real meat Rider because I think that I think that hot dogs now it’s getting personal yeah I love hot dogs I also I love hot dogs I eat them raw but most people don’t can we put them as glizzies raw dogs no I think they have to be hot dogs two buns two buns no I used to do that but okay what Max Chaser bun uh I’ll take Fried Chicken that’s a good pick Max good pick I also had that on there okay strong start by Max Hank I am going to go with come on Hank better be a good one all right should I go with option one or two two one I don’t know just pick ribs [ __ ] it’s a good pick Dam it HEK let me ask you do you put any condiments on your rib oh was the other one no sauce don’t worry about it so I agree Hank that like ribs should go over hot dogs yes I love Hot Dogs ribs should have gone over hot dogs I had ribs higher on my list I just went with hot dogs ah [ __ ] a man damn it is great pick [ __ ] that was going to be my pick I thought for some reason I was going to get all the way back ribs would have been okay I’ll go with my pick come on you hey don’t don’t don’t don’t do that don’t do that don’t do that I didn’t do that to you I didn’t do that to you my friend I will go with duck that’s a good pick Duck’s a great meat why no explain your face as a bougie pick uh no what yeah duck is B bie meat Duck’s not a bougie pick what it’s the Mount Rushmore of meats listen I in all honesty duck the best meats you get are a bougie places that’s true duck is is fantastic duck is in my top three foods no yeah all right fine I’ll go I’ll go back listen this no no I have duck I’m saying this is the beauty of me as a person not Max little [ __ ] hamburgers and chicken tenders over there I went duck and then the next pick I’m going to go with his sausage cuz sausage is [ __ ] that was my that was my yeah so I can do it all [ __ ] how you like them apples how you like them sa apple sausage sausage or hot dog for the rest of your life oh man sausage easy there’s so many different options for sausage pizza you can get yeah you get breakfast sausage you get dry sausage Italian sausage with with pasta It’s sausage Italian sausage peppers and onions hot dogs too hot I don’t know that’s a rest your life it’s not even close think of all the cookouts that you would have to go to notat anything but think of all the time no what are you talking about yeah like i’ would go hot dogs it’s sausage sausages are so good man they’re so good okay I’m gonna go I can’t believe you took ribs what was your other one yeah tell us your other one brisket okay good pick good pick I’m happy I got it back uh yeah probably I probably like brisket more than ribs I just knew I wasn’t going to get ribs but brisket is my favorite favorite Barb food absolutely delicious no seasoning noce I knew how to if I knew how to make one I would do it all the time smoking Meats we’re smoking a bunch of meats okay this is going to be a good this is a good Mount Rushmore uh I’ll go pull pork yep had it on there had it on there good pick you were going to go sausage I [ __ ] love sa oh yeah I mean I just started giving you all of my Arguments for why sausage is yeah I mean it’s the best It’s s it’s such a versatile meat I ate so hot Italian sausages breakfast lunch and dinner it can be the main of every of every meal great point great point about my pick I love your pick all right my next pick I’m going to go Dino nuggies I’m going to go with lobster damn Lobster uh is fish is fish me on there Max what do they call it claw meat tail meat I don’t know Good Friday Good Friday you can eat lobster you can’t eat meat okay well we’re not doing it’s a it’s a meat 100% I I thought I thought for some reason I should have given you guys more credit that you weren’t going to go there but no I had it on the list I had it on the list absolutely Max is just to his his [ __ ] caveman well I just didn’t think duck and lobster on the no I just don’t think fish is I think fish is a different category should we ask the pope if he approves is a lobster a fish it’s Seafood it’s not a fish a fish fish is also meat yes there is also I disagree I know what are you talking I would take meat I grew I grew up saying that meat is different than fish like you could eat meat you you grew up in a dumb hous can eat seafood on on Good Friday Friday’s and L your dad also eat soup Good Friday isn’t a a meat draft Good Friday you can’t eat meat memes back me up were you allowed were you were you allowed to eat fish on Fridays and lent yeah fish fish on Fish friy yeah yeah fish fries because you can’t eat meat I understand you can eat lobster Lobster yes you can eat lobster on Fridays in Lent because you can’t eat meat but if you’re a vegetarian that there’s well no but like there’s pescatarians say they don’t eat meat but I eat fish but if you say you’re say if you say you’re a vegetarian I don’t eat meat that person is not going to eat lobster but the pescatarian would say I don’t that’s different that’s they would say I don’t eat meat I eat fish yeah those people suck yes Lobster meat is considered meat because it is a crustation and a type of seafood I actually might hate the pescetarians more than I do vegetarians cuz at least stand on something like if you’re not going to eat steak and sausage and ribs and all these things don’t then also eat like lobster stand on something just be no meat we haven’t had a contentious Rushmore yet this is good there’s and there’s a lot on the boards still I like this it’s usually you’re scraping at the bottom of the barrel this is like a lobster okay you have another pick yeah my last pick titties what titties is meat great choice Thanks Max okay I think titties are meat when was the last time you ate titties you suck on them yeah but that’s not eating them I think titties counts as meat it so are you saying that you’re a cannibal no just just saying titties okay you can look at them I don’t know I mean that’s okay we do have a lot of meats left I think titties there’s so many Meats left I’m like really struggling for what to go with here well we have to deal with PFT just saying T yeah I mean that just took him out of the no I would actually say that’s a p pick no I I love titties that’s a Pander pick if you put titties on any graphic that’s that wins you like that’s and titties that’s not a meat I which one do you like more guys I think this makes his significantly worse but is titties of meat no I think that you could take chicken breast titties is meat what in what way we’re talking about meat that you eat is it the Mount Rushmore meat that you eat oh my God Factor fiction what I don’t think I’ve ever heard you like swim meat yeah what when if titties ever been referred to as meat good question like a [ __ ] has been referred to as a meat yep titties have never I’ve never heard someone say look at that those meat look at those meaty titties no what no I don’t want to look at those I say that all the time maybe like pepperoni gets thrown in somewhere there but okay all right listen if if you guys if you guys don’t want titties on that list because I think I think just not a meat it’s not a meat that’s the only problem explain how titties is a meat and we can slide make us a pitch on what on on on on the spirit of this draft titties being a meat they’re made out of they’re made out of meat made out of milk and fat no they’re not made out of milk so you’re a cannibal no I’ve never eaten them but okay then how would it get on your Mount Rushmore because you can I enjoy looking at the meat okay I’ll I’ll take it off the list I’ll take it I’ll take it off the list if this if this is is going to be a big thing no it’s not you keep it on I want you to keep it on SS I think it makes your list worse it’s not it just doesn’t it doesn’t make any sense with what we’re putting titties on any list is going to make it pop off I but I think then when you see them stacked up against each other of like f it’s going to be like oh why did he just say titties it’s a curious P yeah okay I’ll take it off I’ll what what do you think mes you be the judge I was so confused when he said it I’ll take it off the list no you can keep it on I I want him to keep it on no no I I I’m taking off the list is he keeping it on it’s been under protest let’s do pull how many people do we have I I vote him I want him to keep it on it makes his list worse I vote no I vote Yes memes I don’t think it should count okay because I I just don’t get it okay I yeah all right go something else then memes will be the the Arbiter of these memes you’re the judge now going forward because you’re the only one who’s not done that pick here so he commissioner memes has to be the guy now okay right should we all enact him yep commissioner memes commissioner memes yes now you can you admit that was that you were trying to get cute with it I’m getting cute with it yeah yeah I mean that was I was never arguing that I wasn’t getting cute so I guess instead I will do uh smoked turkey leg okay that’s a good pick Turkey Leg I had it on there walk snack had it on my list it’s a good pick that’s a good pick me yeah uh I’m going to go meatballs oo okay I didn’t even think of you like the big ones or the little ones I just like like a nice homemade meatball think about the meatballs if you go to an Italian restaurant you got a meat you got a couple meatballs for the table to start the meal really judge how an Italian place is MH and I had others that I that I thought of but meatballs is is is the true answer to myself and I went and I went true to myself instead of pandering to the public h no I mean the public loves meatballs yeah the public loves meatballs everyone loves everything on this list it’s meat it’s going to be a close list it’s GNA be a close list and I I think my only concern is like I would probably put a fish here but I also think there’s going to be a lot of people who when they see the list are going to be like fish shouldn’t count as a meat I disagree with those people I disagree with those people too but like lobster was a very good pick I age but want to then add a different fish to it I’m just going to go like Max with my gut salami good pick I I could eat a whole yeah multiple rolls in a day I got a question about um a technicality ass no no I also had ass on my list I I thought about a technicality pick as well but I just went went away with it what was your technicality one I thought about saying prime rib but I thought it was too close to steak that is steak yeah yeah okay here’s my technicality uh um question uh chicken parm it’s Fried Chicken yeah is it okay yeah it is but it isn’t it is but it isn’t but okay that’s fine I mean it’s steak if that that’s if we’re doing that F yeah yeah no no that’s fine that’s why I asked that’s why I asked so it’s a specific it’s a specific type of meal but but the the main ingredient is fried chicken breast that’s why I asked um okay [ __ ] now H now Max in my head about being bougie he’s in my head about being bougie go bie Max I do have sausage on there let and I can’t believe this one lasted lamb fine lamb is good y I like lamb L’s good is good it’s a good occasion yes I should have gone pepperoni there’s so many good ones still out there would uh would Euro meat have counted I mean turkey I was going to do turkey but then P kind of just a specific turkey so I didn’t think that would count alligator Pudo ham ham ham Pudo uh pepperoni I almost went full Italian there was a part of me that was wanted to do chicken cutlets meatball prute salami uh crab crab’s good blue crab is awesome tuna tuna fish like but the actual tuna shrimp like tuna steak oyster oh shrimp is a great one I with the oysters of Canada’s meat yeah I mean if we’re adding Seafood it’s all seafood’s on the table Yeah soetta scalla Yeah gab gabag was on my Italian list bison but then it started to get competitive at first so I was like all right I I I should pamy Pam’s good corn beef there’s a lot of good meats out there there’s a lot of good meats pork roll I going to go turkey before you said Turkey Leg so turkey I just going to do turkey in general very very thin though yeah yeah real thin very very thin meatloaf yeah good meatloaf you a good meatloaf is good yeah yeah good anything is good true also true most meaf is bad I would say most I would take almost everything on our list over meatloaf yeah yeah absolutely if you’re like hey who what do you want for dinner all 12 of our 12 yes I mean was great 16 of our PI would go before meatloaf uh chicken tenders kind of fried chicken yeah cutlet Fried Chicken yeah chicken nuggets W go have counted yeah regular chicken didn’t go huh just chicken chicken breast yeah or like gr chicken well and chicken wings Chen WIS did go yeah yeah that’s right chicken breast can be dry though would wagu have counted I should no cuz that’s that’s steak that’s steak yeah yeah that really [ __ ] you up you thought you had one one but you came back with ribs ribs wanted ribs ribs is good I thought I was getting Lobster at the end that would Tak me home I slept on ribs I should not have done I should not have done hot dogs hot dogs hot dog would have been hot dogs is how you got titties great third yeah but I think hot dogs led to titties I think if I got hot hot dogs it would have played because it would have gone Burgers then dogs on the list so the combo of the two would have been like oh that’s that’s a strong start yeah okay good look good good job boys um we got anything else let’s go to chill week so we’ll be in Tahoe we’re going to we’ll be live from Tahoe on Wednesday and Friday got some big interviews planned why do you keep you guys have clean laundry uh no because I I just got back so I’ve got a suitcase that I was planning on just putting directly into the washing I do that every time I actually don’t ever not have a suitcase that’s full of clothes yeah it’s either full of dirty clothes that has just been sitting waiting to go in the laundry the day before I travel or for their clean clothes cuz I’m going to travel yeah I just looked at my suitcase and I thought if it was good enough for Greece it’s good enough for Tahoe so I’ll just run it back yeah it’s GNA haven’t looked at the weather it’s gonna be hot it’s gonna be hot out there but uh yeah I’m excited for Tahoe Shane’s here shout out Shane yo Shane Shane how was your week hello what how how was your week it was great how was yours it was great did you do anything uh fun uh went home visited the family yeah uh did you go out yeah what’ you wearth of July what did you wear when you went out on the boat no like did you go out after yeah we uh I saw Shane do a double Gainer off the boat oh [ __ ] yes first time on a boat right yes what did what did you wear um I wore some nice nice khaki color pants and a a new vintage charger shirt oh nice like car just got off depop it was a SE shirt it was a sick shirt but it’s just very funny because I made up the lie like two months ago that Shane only when he goes out he just puts on his best charger shirt and then Max sent me a picture from July 4th Shane just risen it up with his best charger shirt on well to be fair I didn’t have a charger shirt before I got this charger shirt so it is my only Char charger every day I only have sweatshirts I have no charger shirts I have sweatshirts and I have jerseys those are you got your shirt this is my only shirt I’d like to see that charger shirt in Tahoe I will wear it in Tahoe it would also be cool if the charger sent me more shirts oh are you listening Chargers he’s a he’s a double XL I’ll how about this Shane I’ll I’ll fund your chargers first thing Shane’s ever said on the show is let me get let me get some Chargers mer Shane I’ll give you a full shopping spree in Chargers merch if you promise and you have to give this promise that every first date you go on for the next year is Chargers what does that mean like a Chargers game or no what are you talking about you said every first date has to be charger that’s what you wear yeah that’s what you wear to a first date yeah so like even if you go like oh we’re going to a classy spot Chargers Polo I don’t know all right just the offers out there I just want to be clear I didn’t ask for I just said it would be cool yeah but I’m telling you if the Chargers don’t come through I will come through with that one stipulation that you go Chargers on every first date can I think about it yeah absolutely you have as much time as you want perfect hey Shane I got a question for you what’s your decision by the way I need some more time this is [ __ ] you know okay Shane I have a question yes sir are titties meat would you consider titties meat me has just like are we talking about consumption or just no just meat yeah yes I think it’s more fatty tissue but I I guess by the technical I like that I like that I guess technically have you ever eaten a titty I don’t think so okay so you’re not a cannibal that’s pretty good correct yeah I want I want I want your Char like dude we can get some sick Chargers that’s what I’m saying like we’ll find I might even buy you a suit that’s just Chargers get the uh the the Donnie does Suzie yeah you can get a a suit Jersey I want you in charger stuff all the time every date I’d be happy to wear it okay so you you made your decision you snuck that in at the end I don’t I don’t know yet okay give me a day okay fine but I want my answer within the next five minutes okay let’s do [Laughter] numbers numbers 20 56 three 19 21 oh 67 love you guys