Ep. 88 – Trained Dogs

Adam Hawk and Ryan Engle discuss Ahskay Bhatia’s choke job, the stupid debate, and dog piss all over the office.

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[Music] you’ve heard the old saying folks never kick a goofball when he’s down we will get to that but before we do welcome to the fellowship my name is Adam Hawk I am joined Always by Ryan Engel and together we own and operate Nation Golf and we thank each and every one of you for listening especially those listening on YouTube where we actually get paid per listen money money money money money where oh where to start OE batia AKA goof goof went choke choke at the rocket mortgage Joe Biden and Donald Trump proved two Universal truths at their first and hopefully last debate I saw probably one of the most famous people in the world on Saturday and we are overdue for a progress report on your new little white pocket dog Coco pocket dog give me a break sorry purse dog your little computer fingers can’t even pick her up I bet for one you’d be scared to do it and two she’d be a little too heavy my back we’ll let the listeners decide just how well she is doing but first I want to play a little game do you like to play do I have a choice you do not that’s what I thought I’m going to describe a certain kind of person and you have to guess who I’m talking about to be clear this is not a a specific person but a kind of person meaning I’m not talking about an individual but rather a type of individual here are the descriptors between now and July 10th I will make your neighborhood a nightmare I am loud selfish don’t care about your bedtime your kids sleeping or your pets well-being I am the dictionary definition of a douchebag I set off alarms when it getss dark I disturb the peace I am a nuisance and a bother I never stop and the cops won’t do anything about me I make the world a worst place and I have a first class ticket to hell when I die who am I haven’t grown up yet firework guy ding ding ding ding ding I am guy who lights off fireworks relentlessly before the 4th of July and up to a week after yeah we have juvenile firework guy on our street what’s great about him is he’s got the Harley too right at nap time on Sunday without fail he’s got to like rev it up the street to get every car alarm to go off drives it all fast in and out so he’s also that guy and then what’s funny is those guys are also the guys who spend the most time in their driveways and in their garage with the garage door open with their buddies hanging out and they’re the first guy to like squawk at you if you’re driving a little over parade speed so you’re like isn’t it funny how you know when you’re on your cute little motorcycle that makes the bubbly noises out the exhaust pipe with your leather jacket on is this a New York accent I don’t know dude it’s always that guy now you’re slow down guy you can’t be annoying firework guy and hey slow down on my street guy you got to pick a side here buddy I understand at the age of 36 that I have carved out this weird fetish for get off my lawn takes I am very aware that I am the guy who legitimately hates Christmas Valentine’s Day Mother’s Day dogs kids over the age of 12 who trick-or treat and people that drive fast through the neighborhoods but I cannot deny who I am and you can add this to the CVS sized receipt people that light off fireworks before and after the fourth are at the top of my hit list I fancy myself as a professional Wordsmith I’m going on almost 20 years as being someone congratulations thank you I’m going on 20 years as someone who has been paid to write but I honestly cannot put into words how much I hate people who light off fireworks on any other day than the fourth and New Year’s because and I think this is fair you tell me if this is fair they hate me and everyone else the amount of hate you have to have in your heart for other people to light off fireworks scare the [ __ ] out of animals set off car alarms ruin the sleep of workingclass Americans and little kids is on such a sick and selfish level that I have no choice but to hate you back so here’s where I will leave it if you’re Lighting on fireworks before and after the fourth and turning a neighborhood into a weekl long war zone of noise and disturbances I hope you blow off your fingers on your lighter hand and can’t do it anymore I really do and I think that’s fair in the words of Forest Gump that’s all I got to say about that and that’s all I had to say about that okay okay okay okay no one can deny how annoying those guys are and for what you know they spent a boatload of money on these things it’s so stupid goof g FF goof we are a goof show kind of sort of sometimes really so let’s quickly talk some gal did you watch the rocket mortgage classic contested in Detroit Michigan I’ll answer that of course you didn’t didn’t see a swing who would the PGA Tour doesn’t even expect you to watch because they have fragmented their product so badly with these elevated events that they’ve turned everything else into corn fairy plus as I believe you put it eloquently a few months ago that said I’m a sicko I love me some Pro goof and after a weekend on the road with zero cellular telephone service and being unable to keep up with the golf I found myself at the house on Sunday in the top dog chair with the back nine of the rocket mortgage Classic on what else would you do after being away from your family for a couple days I took my family on that trip so how’s that and left them in the hotel room left them in the hotel room that’s a really interesting way to spin it because here’s what I said to them hey guys I’m going on a work trip this weekend all expenses paid would you like to get out of the Fullerton summer heat and come to a hoto pool while I go to the golf course and do my job so yeah I left them at the hotel room quality time with Adam Hawk we’re live thanks for calling it’s quality time with Father Hawk here are three quick takes on the rocket mortgage number one every time I see the overhead blimp shot of mansions lining the fairways of country clubs at all these golf courses on TV I always think to myself must be nice but that it’ll never be me I could never afford that I wasn’t born into the right family born at the right time I certainly do not have the right college degree I could work 80 hours a week for the rest of my life and never get close to a down payment on one of those prestigious pile of bricks however when you’re looking at Fairway Mansions from overhead in Detroit completely different story that’s the one time all year where I’m actually thinking yeah I could buy that I wouldn’t want to but I could because it’s Detroit I’m probably paying more in rent for 8,000 square fet in Southern California than anyone is paying for their mortgage on their palacial country club estate in Detroit but isn’t it funny how I would rather live in a shoe box in California than live in a golf course mansion in Detroit what a reputation that city has would you live in Detroit not for all of the mom spaghetti in the world mom spaghetti that’s our first Eminem reference on the podcast well done take number two cbs’s television coverage of progolf has gotten a free pass for too long and that ends today I’m guilty of it too I have always had this preconceived notion in my head that because CBS does the Masters they’re actually good at doing golf they might be good at doing the Masters but I’m not even really sure of that anymore I think the Masters is just so damn good at being the Masters and Augusta National feels like we’re watching closed circuit security cameras of Heaven that all of that covers for CBS but whether or not CBS does a good job with the Masters doesn’t matter because they suck at everything else I’m telling you right now and pay attention to this next time you watch golf on CBS they don’t show golf they do not show golf they show the final group and maybe one other player from another group who’s right there there but they don’t show anything or anyone else CBS would rather show you Amanda rener smiling ear to ear and laughing at things that aren’t funny interviewing someone who just finished playing golf and doesn’t have a chance to win then show you actual Golf and I’ve got news for you those interviews suck too pro golfers talking about Pro Golf is the least entertaining thing you could possibly put on a television screen yet CBS does it 8 to 10 times a broadcast C and if that’s not enough they always have some corporate big wig come up into the 18th Tower oh yeah and spin some press release jar gun about all the great charity work the title sponsor is doing in the community and we all know that’s a bunch of hogwash you all right no I need some more euan let’s take a break okay [Music] [Music] and we’re back they Trot out these suits to exaggerate about all the good they’re doing in the community and what I have to say to that is freck off and Jog on Jog on here’s why I really don’t like it rocket mortgage makes its billions by giving out High interest loans to soon Tobe debt riddled homeowners it’s a predator business it’s a middleman company that makes money on charging astronomical fees to borrow their money they’re closer to evil than charitable and now I got to hear from their CEO about how great they are yeah get bent get bent but beyond the interviews of players who just want to get on their private jets and go home and CEOs who are lying for money there’s the fact that CBS will show you five replays of one swing instead of five other swings happening in real time at other parts of the golf course next time you watch really Zone in on how little golf they show they show so much walking of the leaders between to and from their golf shots but never show actual shots from the rest of the field it’s bogna or is it pronounced balone tomato demato horrible announcers dumb interviews loads of commercials and very little golf shown CBS no more free pass for me okay okay and how much longer is Amanda rener going to go by Amanda rener that’s not for us to speculate are her and Rory an item stop would you stop please please take number three OE batia your boy the goofball that keeps on giving unfortunately for OE what he gave yesterday besides incredible content to us was a golf tournament away and a whole lot of money some of it straight into our friend’s pocket more on that in just a second but this poor goofy looking goofball absolutely gagged on 17 and 18 and quite frankly folks you hate to see it yeah I said it you hate to see it I might be on record roasting this dude’s look every chance I get but that doesn’t mean I’m rooting against him this is golf not late night at the Apollo we aren’t booing people off the stage here it’s a gentleman’s game I don’t want to see a guy with a 5ft birdie on 17 and then three Jack from 30 ft with of the most flaccid putts you’ll ever see that’s not in the spirit of this great game but that’s exactly what oet did Total gag job spread across two holes and he went from a lock to win to a lock for a playoff to finished in a tie for second in a matter of minutes brutal to watch even more brutal to math out follow along with me here by blowing that tournament yesterday OE lost one million $1 million guy went from a giant cardboard check of $16 million to 600k for those wondering and I know you are that is 20,000 pairs of ankle hugging joggers so you know that really hurt o oh yeah plus he’s got to get them tailored cuz they’re too baggy dude it’s got to bring them in a little bit they’re a little loose on the ankle if you know what I’m saying I don’t root against anyone either and I don’t want this to sound malicious because when I am rooting against this thing it’s not the person I’m rooting against I just root against every long putter missing that putt when I see anybody grabbing that thing under their [ __ ] chin I just go miss it you [ __ ] Yahoo so I guess it is a guy too but what are you gonna do Hawk I just hate those [ __ ] things dude don’t you I have that in my notes as well I couldn’t agree with you more I’ll get that there but I also want to note that he left 350 FedEx Cup points on the table and let me for a second pretend to know what that means yeah right yeah make it to the Tour Championship that nobody watches if he ends up not making the Tour Championship this year I guess we will all know exactly where to look for why he didn’t get to East Lake that’s my extent of how much I know about FedEx Cup points but he left a lot on the table yesterday with that three Jack y I agree great take now he did help out our buddy Mr Joseph Eder and you love to hear that our dear friend our Steakhouse stalwart America’s greatest Looper because Joe eder’s boss Davis Thompson was tied for third when OE was on 18 tied for first when goof goof went choke choke he moved down into a very improbable four-way tie for second a four-way tie that Davis Thompson now moved up into Davis Thompson was all set to split T3 prize pool money three ways for 488k but after oxe gagged and moved Davis Thompson up into a four-way tie for second Thompson’s payout went up to 616k meaning Davis Thompson made $128,000 on Ox shaves 3 Putt and Joe Eder if he’s getting the standard 10% caddy payout well you do the math made 13 extra th000 for a total of nearly 62,000 now normally I would never count another man’s money especially are friends but this is pro sports and all of that information is public in the PGA Tour even reward guys for topping the money list so tracking dollars and cents in golf is part of the pro game always has been always will be and most caddies do get something around 10% of their boss’s winnings that said I honestly don’t know what the agreement is with Joe Eder and Davis Thompson I just know that these guys have had an amazing couple of weeks going top 10 at the US Open for half a million and going T2 yesterday for over 600k so congratulations to the good guys who really made out nice yesterday when oake couldn’t get the ball in the hole and congrats on a hell of a run it is truly awesome to be really close to a guy who’s having big time success out on the tour you love to see it and as you mentioned this was a massive big win for anti- broomstick putter nation which you and I are President and Vice President of that the only thing more ridiculous than three putting from 30 ft with the tournament on the line is doing it with a damn near anchored telephone pole yeah what are he a guy in in Italy just pushing your boat around the canals while while you have a couple in striped shirts smooching your stick so long it touches the bottom you’re not paddling you’re [Laughter] pushing you cover golf pretty well for a guy that doesn’t watch it yeah who’s watching that tournament besides you that tournament probably had live numbers dude this past Thursday Donald Trump and Joe Biden had a debate and I have never in my life been happier to have been in the car without selfservice never been so excited to miss something never been so in agreement with the ageold adage that ignorance is truly Bliss that said we live in a time where it’s impossible to truly ignore something yeah you’re going to get the highlights no matter what because as soon as I got self-service my phone had 40 texts about the debate specifically the part where the two of them argued over who’s the better golfer and Trump said he won two Club championships because he’s really smart and hits the ball a long way I just won two Club championships not even senior two regular Club championships to do that you have to be quite smart and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way and I do it and Biden said he was a six handicap when he was vice president I got my handicap which when I was vice president down to a six that is not paraphrased those are direct quotes said at a debate between two presidential candidates in 2024 who are a combined 159 years old Biden also said that he can outd drive Trump and if he ever wants to have that contest let him know and he doesn’t even think he could carry a bag and but by the way I told you before I’m happy to play golf with if you carry your own bag think you can do it look I get it Trump is an [ __ ] he’s a New York Real Estate Mogul what do you expect him to be like we know what he is I am not sticking up for saying anything about that guy I will just say this Joe Biden I would love to see him try to play 18 holes of golf you think you can do it give me a [ __ ] break people I was waiting for Vince McMahon to jump out somewhere and see Stone called Steve Austin in in the Rock come out of retirement this is just pro wrestling Joe Biden come on that guy can’t golf are you kidding me he can’t hit a ball 50 yards Trump’s like love him or hate him you can see him right now as his swing beautiful no but there is evidence of him playing probably yesterday hitting like a 240 yard drive or something you know you have to be able to hit the ball a long way and I do it he plays golf Biden doesn’t play golf he can’t even ride a [ __ ] bike I got my handicap which when I was vice president down to a six I’m surprised Biden didn’t have a helmet on that stage honestly that is elderly abuse propping that guy up beyond the text messages I received golf Instagram did what golf Instagram does oh yeah I got the same thing and I said great time to log out and what golf Instagram does is Rush in as fast as they can to tell the same three jokes Capital One match for the presidency yeah if Biden is a six handicap then I’m on tour yeah next debate at toop golf it’s not that these jokes are lame and repetitive which they are but it’s that they prove something I have long wondered about and will attempt to articulate right now uhoh social media has turned this world into trained dogs we bark on command roll over on command fetch on command we see a cultural event and our first thought is I have to comment on that I have to take on that I have to joke on that I have to be the first on that that’s the Instinct and that comes from training and social media offers these trained dogs the prospect of a reward if they obey the command and the command is this come populate our platform with your thoughts and you will get attention it might be some likes some shares some retweets hell you might even go viral for 15 minutes if you get the attention you’ll want to chase it and do it again if you don’t get the attention you’ll want to try again either way here you are a trained dog rushing to your phone to thumb out the first thing that comes to your mind I was once told a long time ago when I was writing material for someone that if I think of something quickly odds are a lot of other people have thought of it too so dig deeper take the time to find the angle that everyone else is missing and be original that kind of guidance and thought process does not exist with social media ESP especially golf Instagram it’s a mad dash to be first to say the initial thing that popped into your head and to show up to a room where millions of people are making noise and consciously say to yourself I too want to add to this noise it’s truly the behavior of a trained dog because the real winner here are the platforms that Host this nonsense they don’t care what you say or how unfunny and unoriginal and repetitive it is they just want you there there populating it because if you’re there doing your job as a trained dog incapable of sitting out any conversation then they get to deepen your narcissistic addiction to their app and they sell your addiction to advertisers who pay these platforms gaggles of money to get their message in front of you and guess what these advertisers know everything about you because you’re playing poker with your cards face up and the apps are taking all of your habits and selling them for massive profits and all they have to do to keep selling you is have a like button and a share button and a retweet button that makes you feel really good about what you’re saying when those buttons start to rack up engagement you are a mark a commodity something and someone being sold and you don’t even realize it in fact what’s worse is you keep doing it you are a trained dog who goes on command to their phone to make a joke that everyone else is making and social media will Pat you on the head and throw you a bone in the form of likes and shares and retweets and that’s what happened during the debate golf Instagram fell over themselves to post the same thing and didn’t think twice about why they’re doing it and never considered how much of a trained dog they all are now does anyone listening remember life before social media life before everyone was given a platform to say whatever they wanted whenever they wanted to we act this way now because we’ve been enabled to do so my parents and grandparents their generation they never saw something on TV like the Super Bowl or the presidential debate and thought to themselves I have to let the world know what I think about this right now I have to keep checking back to see if the world liked what I thought about it hell these people had an unspoken rule throughout America that they wouldn’t even call each other past dinner time my generation is on their phone during dinner and on the can and in the car and just dying to make noise 24/7 in a room full of noise 24/7 we’re trained dogs and that debate really hammered that home for me and it made me long for a time where if you saw that debate the only person you could talk to about it would have to be sitting right next to you so I mentioned at the top that the debate proved two Universal truths one that social media has turned us into trained dogs and the second this is the most United we’ve been since September 11th 2001 right now because I have never seen so much agreement that no one wants either of these guys as our president I think the bigger guy his half I think are still pretty fired up but I think what you’re seeing is because you’re probably listening to mostly the other side is people are finally coming clean that they’re like I don’t know about Biden dude I’m not listening to either side I’m merely going off of every conversation I’ve have had with people and I don’t partake in them I just listened and the conversation is I really wish we had someone else to choose from my point is is that I don’t think you have any conservative friends I’m looking at one right now you don’t listen to what I say you just tune out I’m like your work wife dude not heard around here who is the most famous celebrity you have ever seen I would say Arnold Palmer and then maybe right below him uh Magic Johnson did you talk to either of them take a picture with either of them ask for an autograph shake hands with either of them yeah Magic Johnson I got autograph and a photo same with Mr Palmer and then I gave Kobe a fist bump at Javier’s in lagona back in the day walked by his table and said Mamba just kept walking I think he appreciated that like I kept it real short and just walked right by him you know he’s got to appreciate the nature of that interaction action one you kept it moving two fist bump way less intrusive than a handshake no conversation no request for a photo or autograph that’s great it’s going to be impossible for me not to sound like a worldclass Chach when I say this but I have seen and been around a number of famous people because of my background in radio most of them athletes and broadcast personalities Tom Brady skip bis Jim Rome Donovan McNab Doc Rivers but living in La for 10 years there was always the occasional run in with the Hollywood folk like Tom Hanks down at the Third Street prominade sea Penn at my neighborhood coffee shop Jered Leto at a rave who’s Jared Leto you don’t know Jared Leto no Dallas Buyers Club recre him for a dream yeah he’s kind of famous keep going Russell Brand at the movie theaters and I delivered groceries to Don Cheeto once and I saw a lot of musicians when I worked for Jack FM because we shared a building with krock I saw Lady Gaga Skrillex dead mouse Brandon Boyd I say all that to say this I’m pretty sure of all of my sightings meetings and brief interactions with celebrities I think I just had an encounter with the most famous person I’ve ever been around I’m not saying they’re the most famous person of all time but in terms of people I’ve ever been around definitely the most famous and it was legitimately startling I’ve never been startled or lost for words around famous people people but this person did that to me I will give you some hints and let’s see how many hints I have to give before you can guess who it is you ready okay I don’t know if this helps but I ran into this person at Sherwood Country Club a place where this person is a member and a place that is home to Wayne Gretzky and Reggie Bush but it wasn’t either of them do you know who it could be after that hint Sherwood Country Club Thousand Oaks California Caitlyn Jenner holy sh did I get it yeah damn it dude yeah did that ruin your bit yes awesome notice how I got her name right too damn it you know Caitlyn’s a she’s a great conservative here are the remaining hints that I was excited to get to I cannot believe you just did that [ __ ] dude hint number two the person is 74 years old hint number three you voted for them in the 2021 Governor recall election hint number four Olympic gold medalist hint number five former longtime reality TV star hint number six play girl cover model and the final hint hint number seven used to go by Bruce from 1949 to 201 who wouldn’t have got that one that’s why it was the final hint damn you one of the strangest Encounters in my life I was out at Sherwood country Club in Thousand Oaks California covering the prestigious 113th playing of the California state amateur championship and shout out to Kaden fierron who outlasted 155 other players over six days and became just the 12th person ever to win the scga am and the calam but in between seven green and 8 TX Caitlyn Jenner pulls up on our group gets out of her golf cart leans on mine and watches the players tea off I’m in the driver’s seat and she was posted up leaning on my side of the golf cart for a solid 2 minutes then after they hit she leans in right up in my grill and says who’s winning I don’t even remember what I said because I was in shock but I think I got out the words Ferron is five up with 11 to play and then she said a lot of golf left and then smiled and left did you shake her hand I did not oh I was going to ask if she had a strong grip I don’t want to get canceled so just sit the rest of this conversation out I’m telling you right now celebrity encounters never freak me out but this one did and no it has nothing to do with Jenner being a transperson it just had to do with seeing a unicorn in the wild and having that unicorn post up on your hip and that voice I’ve heard that voice my entire life and it is so distinct now there are famous people and then there’s Jenner an American hero from the Olympics a reality TV star with the most famous family of all time the most public gender transformation ever a beacon of inspiration to some a laughing stock to others the very definition of polarizing it was wickedly uncomfortable just being in that orbit even for 2 minutes of someone that famous who by sheer osmosis I know everything about out who is extremely Kardashian adjacent and I had nothing to say at all my mind was just completely blank waiting for her to go away because I was so awkward and for that to happen in a sleepy corner of a golf course out in the middle of nowhere was extra weird I mean it’s one thing to run into a celebrity at a book signing or a mall or an event but to have Caitlyn Jenner roll up on you in the middle of a wide open grass field in the mountains of Oaks where it’s so remote you don’t even get a bar of cell service that was bizarre crazy you know I’ve always heard when people say crazy at the end of stories it means okay I wasn’t listening and that wasn’t entertaining move on really Coco your little white dog Public Enemy Number One of the internet I think we are overdue for a progress report because when this dog came into your life a couple of months ago we had a very awkward conversation about how the internet hates little crusty white dogs with Blood Stained fur and I don’t think you liked hearing that and then I read you an article that laid out why everyone hates these dogs and one of the reasons was because they are all named Bella or coco and of course your little white dog is named Coco Coco so since that wasn’t awkward enough let’s do a progress report as most of the listeners know I’m not a dog guy never been a dog guy but I actually took a real genuine liking to your snower Arie one might even call it love love the guy arie’s a good boy then this little white dog Coco shows up and she’s in the office every day I’m not a fan at first I wouldn’t even touch the thing didn’t even want to look at the thing then you called me racist for not liking white dogs yeah one of the most bizarre takes of all time really then I warmed up a bit to her and hell I might even actually say I kind of sort of like her I mean it’s not hate it’s not even dislike I’m neutral leaning towards kind of like but and it must be said she’s got some issues namely she pisses in our office multiple times a day and the piss smells because dog piss smells and this office has carpet and it’s 50 sare ft with no windows so it is pungent in here no it’s not dude you’re such a [ __ ] liar but she almost hit for the doggy bodily fluid cycle last week when on the same day she pissed in the office five times bled and then [ __ ] in the showroom piss blood [ __ ] all she needed to do was Yak for the cycle and I’m a little disappointed that she did didn’t I will say this I will take all the dog piss dog blood and dog [ __ ] in the world over one cockroach and we haven’t seen a cockroach in a long time as your cooworker who shares this office with you and works two jobs from a desk inside the room that is getting wrecked by this dog I have to ask you very kindly I might add very humbly do you think we will ever see a day where the dog stops using our shared office floor as a port to John the issue here is there’s no doggy door so at home she can go out the thing and she’s doing good she’s learning I disagree with your over emotional characterization of the events but yeah whatever you need to do to try to be funny but I’m glad you spent some time last night planning your humor that’s humorous to me what’s also great is I don’t buy it or believe your characterizations of it so do you disagree with my assessment that she will use the restroom multiple times a day in here yeah you do yeah multiple means two or more you’re making it sound like she five times purposely went to the bathroom on the carpet in here I never said purposefully well there’s a difference between having an accident because someone comes in and gets her excited when they first walk in and then like having to go and just [ __ ] pop in a squat because she wants to there’s a difference between those two things you get that go ahead and sensationalize you want to entertain those listeners so write your little cute takes and try trying to make me look bad I’m not trying to make you look bad I’m having a conversation I think the audience is due a progress report because we initially spoke of this dog when it first got here and so I’m just giving a progress yeah no she’s getting better I think for me it peaked the other day when I mentioned she almost hit for the doggy bodily fluid cycle she had diarrhea dude we had to take her to the vet she got into something I also think that Lars Lewis got the worst of it well yeah okay that’s what you get for having white pants so Lars no grown man should have white pants unless you’re on vacation in the Caribbean and it’s a white linen suit if you own any other kind of white pants burn them our friend Lars Lewis I’ve had enough I am tired of this God damn it popped into the office on his way down to Dove Canyon for a round of golf Lars Lewis I believe sleeps in his golf outfit tucked in shirt shoes and all never seen him in anything other than golf clothes specifically shoes okay he wears golf shoes to the movie theater he wears golf shoes to drive okay he wears golf shoes to the beach okay he wears golf shoes to jog okay he wears golf shoes bowling okay he wears golf shoes here at the office okay he comes in dressed for golf white pants sits down on one of the chairs in the office stands up dog blood on his backside okay then had to go play around to golf with dog Blood on the seat of his pants the seat of his white pants they should not have him in that office tomorrow I did notice that you did not offer anything to remedy the situation I looked for some stain remover we didn’t have any perhaps maybe offer to go get him a pair of pants at Walmart hey you came into my office and sat down on my dog’s chair there’s clearly a dog blanket on there he sat while she was on it still did you notice that it’s his fault so you prioritize dogs over human beings well when I have to watch them didn’t offer an apology either I said sorry what are you talking about did you I offered to clean it and said sorry oh where were you right here you don’t listen to anything freaking out in my head watching the most awkward situation of all time okay okay how was your [Music] weekend really really all right we’re out of here thank you so much for listening to the fellowship we will catch you next Monday we’ll see you next week a [Music]