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on my way [Music] where it’s a party it’s a party uh it text me to play responded text went offline when I got online um oh um dude what is going on with my [ __ ] already um you are late by two minutes stop I know I actually was paying attention and I was like you know kind of like it’s kind of my thing though right hi luck hi um hold on I’m messaging a bud he is asking about something to make sure everything’s good I’m actually here this time you are you are here this time hell yeah I’ll kick this off in a moment I to make sure everything’s good here oh looks like it’s good here I don’t okay um well hi hi everyone yeah look I’m super glad you uh I’m super glad you’re here dude Brandon is lying he doesn’t have buddies yeah I’m just I’m I’m messing around with you guys I actually do not I’m messaging uh Chad GPT and I’m just having a conversation with Chad GPT and if you guys ask then I’m not going to show it no it was a buddy of mine asking where another person was so so the buddy is in Canada and then he’s asking where one of my best friends is who lives close to me but I was like I don’t [ __ ] know he talking to the girlfriend AI dude I got fiance real though I got I got that fiance real real though um okay let me just let me just lay down the actual Piper right now okay so today got some things going on y’all ready for this [ __ ] um uh what you streaming today uh one sec sorry are you ready for this [ __ ] you ready for this [ __ ] give me that [ __ ] um dude my brother in Christ okay I will start with this that’s what I was about to type um it my computer is on the verge of completely combusting right it it’s very old I’ve had these parts for a long time only thing I’ve ever changed is the graphics card the RAM and the PSU everything else is the same okay I got like a a Asus b36m Prime motherboard which is dated to [ __ ] um I have a dated CPU dude I still have an uh a [ __ ] um oh my God what generation is it um I think it’s only a I know a guy who can build you one shut up um uh dude what the oh oh it’s a nine series ninth series one I think they’re on like 14 um and so like my computer is on the verge of combusting consistently and it is very annoying so what I’m getting at is I was looking at some of the like VOD because I was clipping up some [ __ ] today and it the VOD doesn’t look great I’m playing the game on low Graphics it still looks fine I hope it looks good on your guys’ end cuz I think it looks all right um what’s up AJ uh and I don’t want to do that so I’m trying to figure out a way financially it ain’t gonna work right because um uh because shit’s expensive and if I upgrade a motherboard um or if I upgrade a c a CPU I gotta upgrade the motherboard and then I might as well upgrade the RAM I don’t know people went through this whole thing with me so so I’m not going to do that what I am going to do though is I do have a Mini PC um and I’m going to try to do a dual PC setup which is probably going to be fine however going to try to do it Sunday which means when I stream next week things might go a little wonky so I’m just just giving you guys a heads up you know bear with me a little bit it’s time to for an update brother I hey I wish I wish I could um why is this not working um um um let’s see uh okay uh looks okay all right streamer doesn’t have highend computer I know dude I [ __ ] wish I did uh looks fine on Rend okay okay that’s cool um you want my PC I would love your PC send it over here dude no I’ll take anything over my PC [ __ ] to be honest so that’s first thing I’ll trade you if you keep all your accounts signed in and card information on it oh man yeah I can do that let me I’m going to send it over to you with my social security card tape to the top of it as well if you need that make sure to log out of all your accounts though just so it’s fair what’s actually going on with it main thing ly is even if I’m not playing games everything runs so slow now very very slow and when I stream I have to play every single game on low because games run so [ __ ] heavy now that or or the load the load’s heavy uh that I my computer just can’t run it uh my computer gets too hot which I got plenty of fans but [ __ ] doesn’t matter dude suck my ass um and uh yeah so that’s that’s the gist like for example ly if I even just wi as far as recording our D andd campaign on my end now it’s going to every now and then hit speed bumps so that’s kind of the issue but I’m trying to figure it out I again I have a small PC that’s like super super not powerful but just enough um and I’m going to do the Dual PC setup cuz I I mean twitch will run fine off of it YouTube will run fine off of that Mini PC and then I can run the games off of this one because this one’s not like it’s not a horrible PC I just I can’t stream and play games that makes sense I’m using an HP stream from like uh 2016 so I’m worse off than you yeah but luck do you I mean do you stream too because it’s probably a lot easier hey C what’s up baby so baby um I got take a look with you could be storage being too close to full by the PC ‘s trying to use storage as virtual Ram oh that’s actually the first time I’ve heard that uh because a lot of people were just saying ride off rip it’s got to be my like my CPU because it’s super dated which I know is actually true and also my core count is not that High um so so yeah but you know what I need upgrades I’m going to try to save up I don’t know well the mod actually showing up is wild he’s not even a mod in YouTube either he’s a mod on Twitch dude he’s like half a mod bro Curtis is so busy though like kudos to Curtis that dude that D be rubbing shoulders with some Elite people um sounds good I’ll hit you up later later gator so yeah um that that’s kind of what’s going on there with the PC thing uh second thing today we’re [ __ ] crushing Olden ring for a for a bit um I’m going to be on till probably around 8:00 p.m. my time so we got a good stream ahead of us uh third suck my ass I got no third that was it I’m full-time mod Kurt is parttime but Kurt is a busy man so I respect it hey I mean you’re a busy man too you just like I don’t know how you do it and and you do it for multiple streams and you watch multiple people and mod for two I don’t know but I have a couple of hours a week to Ste [ __ ] on you that could also be it best bet uh just run task manager something similar while playing games and streaming to see what’s holding you back yeah yeah I think it’s um actually might do that today that’s not a bad idea um you should tackle the well today I don’t even know what that means I don’t know what it means but I’m I’m with it I’m with that [ __ ] give me that [ __ ] my favorite clip from Ninja is when he goes um uh what the [ __ ] you say little [ __ ] he’s like playing pubg or something hey wait it’s pubg or some other dude it’s so [ __ ] hilarious God ninja was so good you’re so good oh H1Z1 that’s what it is yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m on for five people most stream at different times at different days so it’s not bad well that’s good so a lot of time BR not easy for you no no it’s not I mean it’s it’s definitely not I actually like B I respect the [ __ ] out of it man you I um wait the well you found couple two streams hold on I’ll get to that in a second luck um listen I like me personally I can’t even sit in a stream and watch people nowadays like period that’s it there’s nothing to it I just can’t it’s just not I have to be like doing something so so like we mean this and I mean me as like all the people that say thank you br but like thank you like we [ __ ] really mean that it’s not an easy thing um okay so the well I found a like two streams ago in Lim gray Forest I’ve done so much on Elden ring already I don’t know I’m on for one person I I barely even do that wait are you talking about Nick is is that what you’re talking about it’s hard dude it’s hard you got to just like be around all the time and [ __ ] I don’t know man my favorite clip of ninja is the one in fortnite when he goes I just hit that man from behind wait that’s sus I meant when I came from behind wait I mean when I shot on his back dude ninja was so [ __ ] funny man I haven’t watched that dude in a long time how’s how’s how’s ninja doing you guys [ __ ] hear that you’re he the drums of War brother that’s a line I’m dropping when I kill a boss I’m just going to go what the [ __ ] you say you little [ __ ] then I’m going to spit on them when I support people or a group I do my all for them you’re you’re the [ __ ] you’re the guy dude you know what’s cool BR Grande hold on my God it’s so loud though it’s so loud it it yeah it goes so hard LLY but it’s so so [ __ ] loud all right I’m I’m going to come back to these [ __ ] losers I don’t think I’m going to kill them yet we’ll get to that in a second I got to change the screen hold on I know um the what luck is talking about is the one with the uh oh Stars right I do remember that I like descended into the [ __ ] underd dark this music always gets me so hard as I as a rock no no no you said this music always gets me hard as rock hi as rock what was I [ __ ] talking about I don’t know yeah how’s ninja doing is he is anybody watching his content I haven’t watched that dude in a minute okay so if you guys don’t remember let me give you a little recap we are at the the twin cat boss um I’m kind of not digging it to be honest and I’m willing to just come back at a later time and kill them because oh something about you yeah no dude you’re you’re a good dude for that you’re a good dude for that and we appreciate it a ton um then you got ADHD I I I shouldn’t even be like streaming oh I can’t even Port out of here yeah I’m not going to do the cat bosses because honestly they’re going to piss me off start a stream and I’m not going to get pissed off start a stream oh I forgot this dude is [ __ ] oh I need to go around to the right that’s what it was oh yeah spend runes thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you yeah I guess that’s another reason I want to get the [ __ ] out of here right can I C oh I’ve been meaning to grab that flower for so long now bendon dude bendon can I be honest dude it’s kind of funny you guys coming up with creative ass ways to say Brandon cuz like I I mean I like I I don’t know how y’all do it you you fools ain’t running out that’s for damn sure B Bandon is the best I think B is is [ __ ] pretty sick you’re an [ __ ] for that one buddy are you [ __ ] serious chump yeah God this sounds so much louder right now why we also need to have you find more caves and Lim grave for easy bosses and somber smithing Stones so you can level up your sword yes please do I miss to stream yesterday but now I’m here hi Fay welcome welcome welcome my Bren my Bren bun drawing is coming along oh my God wait are you you’re actually doing it no why does he always fall like that whatever I don’t I don’t really need I just need to get out of here oh I have to go down again though right I do I do I do I do excuse me little [ __ ] and there’s a lever wait can I not can I not pull the lever crunk that [ __ ] oh I CH I dude I [ __ ] just ignore it ignore [Music] it Bandon Brandon Brandon bendon y I was serious you could pull the wait I supposed to prompt you’re trolling right I really missed the prompt oh dude it’s I thought I was facing it yeah shit’s kind of funny dude well well luck I’m a fan of the drawings and I’m excited to see it does he not know I’m here the [ __ ] is wrong with you dude dude why can’t I actually hit him up there all right [ __ ] that guy the [ __ ] you say you little [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he’s better than me I never noticed how much stamina I use all right we got a lot of [ __ ] runes brother new helmet goes hard as [ __ ] dude I love it I I want to get new gear too man I actually kind of hate the [ __ ] I’m in it’s all the basic stuff get it because it’s made of stone I’m a genius oh you’re so smart damn I can only do it one time it’s cuz my stats are so [ __ ] hot um actually what else I already have a c for that I need 40 oh God yeah these are way like I got to get rid of these two things I don’t know why I still have them [ __ ] this [ __ ] am out oh I totally forgot this is where I was just murdering that dude all right cool so um let’s just keep on keeping on I say I’m going to explore this area first cuz I actually really like it oh that wait sorry sorry that was the other thing I was actually going to ask you guys um y’all like the new like do you y’all like the time that I get on now is it better for a lot of you why would you go why would you literally [ __ ] oh my God how bad are these guys about to be oh they’re not so bad oh my God oh my God he hit his buddy though ah yeah you guys are stupid dude yo these dudes are so [ __ ] creepy I actually hate it yall are so creepy dude where did my Beatles go dude they just [ __ ] rolled away God so annoying you get to reach that if you don’t like your build after killing the boss in the academy so don’t worry if you don’t like your build yeah I don’t mind it I’m at work which sucks but like C streams YouTube watch it anyway T-Rex doggos Brandon brenon as a dog and El ring okay I hate you dude that’s the clip that’s the clip today is what he a special bird there’s usually chests on the back of these things here a great sword could this be a stomach stomach okay yeah that’s the clip is me uh uh figuring out that oh [ __ ] oh my God relax dude I wasn’t even bugging you bro are you serious God you’re so ugly why do you stand like that bro oh I’m going to get yeah got rail by that boy oh my God he’s going to murder me you’re so annoying you [ __ ] bird oh you’re a [ __ ] bro God don’t put me up against a [ __ ] bird boss I think it’s beating my cheeks wait that’s the goated sword really you like that [ __ ] oh this thing kind of hits pretty how 31 oh my [ __ ] god compensating for something dude I just okay is there a way though that I can do um is there a way that I can do like deck and strength so if I find a heavy sword I can do that and then if I find a katana I can also use a katana or do I kind of have to lean one over the other cuz I like I found myself really enjoying kind of both of them but I think it’s like a truck ooh even better than the other one I have uh let’s get back to the road here excuse me doggo oh a Grace look at that you can level WTH equally which is the best because most weapons require strength and deex okay got to learn one way or the other quality builds are pretty mid in the damage department so it’s it’ll help me if I kind of lean towards one but I do have the capability of doing both if I want to sir did you know you’re on fire oh oh no you just murdered yourself [Music] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that oh my God no no no no no no no no no no no oh I didn’t know you were a boss I didn’t know you were a boss are you not even a boss you’re just oh you’re oh you’re a [ __ ] weirdo oh my god oh there’s a little dude back here oh [ __ ] hell yeah I know there a little dude driving this thing are you drinking dude are you drinking and driving there’s no [ __ ] way right oh my god oh you’re a [ __ ] dick oh my god dude yes it hit so hard get a ton of stagger plus you can level it right now to a higher level than your sword oh so uh I’m meant to ask last stream why are you in oh um I am currently here just to explore I got no real uh real reason also I do think the um the jar what’s his name can’t remember the jar guy he um I don’t know he said something about a [ __ ] tournament or some [ __ ] and I was interested but I don’t even know if it’s here however I actually was going to um I kind of want to stay a little more Alexander there you go um I thought he said there was something over here and I was I was pretty intrigued by it but I was kind of interested in just going or I guess um I mean I still got to explore a lot of [ __ ] over over here to answer your question I don’t know really I just [ __ ] am here doing my thing you know there’s a lot to do and I don’t really know where to go um also hey Bryce what’s up Papa I mean I could just like hey baby girl how you liking Destiny I ask because uh kid is not the next location you’re meant to go to hence why yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s what uh I think that’s what others were kind of telling me anyway I know this is the area I’m supposed to go in to find the boss right you know that’s that’s that’s me and open World Games you know I also didn’t another help was different maybe that’s why I was having trouble with those [ __ ] cat bosses dude I felt like I was hitting them like dog [ __ ] oh I need the let me just go get the map fragment after I explore this cuz I get distracted oh my God wait wait hold up dude hold on why are you so tanky oh I forgot he [ __ ] comes back bro [Music] I did it therefore good luck likely fruit no that’s a warming Stone wait any points this way oh I don’t know that’s great new uh new class items are sick really okay that’s cool I I forgot they released it cuz they were going to release it after somebody beat the raid or it was just like a certain week after or something like that I’m might play some tonight off stream CU I I cannot stream that game it’s too heavy on my system um but I might I might uh hop on it for a little bit tonight I ain’t got no obligations I played very little of Destiny 2 but a many hours on my 360 copy of one uh do you think Destiny 2 is in a stable spot for returning players to have a good time I’m going to answer this very honestly um they do a horrible job at catching you up with anything so if you’re interested in the story um it is so far from being in a uh great position to catch you up however I think the game currently is in one of the best states it’s seen in a very long time how do I get down here this way um so that’s that’s my opinion on it yeah I think that you know it’s tough dude like I’d love to say go play Destiny but how the [ __ ] do I oh there’s a road way up here yeah I’d love to say go play it but I mean it’s just if you care about the L it’s just such a tough It’s so tough the week after when the season started ah okay I mean it’s not like like they removed the base campaign all the way up to the Forsaken with nothing but a small timeline feature to catch up or catch you up on that and immediately throw you into the first mission of the newest expansion as soon as you lock on It’s Tricky man it’s it’s a tricky one because that would be terrible oh dude I just want to get to a road oh there’s a road up here should have been watching your back buddy oh oh [ __ ] I got to kill your fam dog dirty play by me that’s messed up seems familiar therefore visions of Ambush I’m sorry [ __ ] I I couldn’t [ __ ] dude I couldn’t shake the urge man oh dude how am I getting to this [ __ ] road yeah it’s uh it’s tough to it’s tough to get back into that game as a new player but but it’s fun as [ __ ] though it is fun as [ __ ] enemy ahead what here is he oh is the other way the road or the enemy maybe you’re just blind wait really did I [ __ ] miss it I just want a Grace brother oh [ __ ] what’s up don’t do it don’t do it you [ __ ] little idiot dude what the f and f [ __ ] that’s so annoying out of my way you [ __ ] weirdos this is a dope little pass though I like this so I was just literally like that’s that’s a prompt for people coming up this way I hate that dude that that actually that is so annoying okay I am back logged into my computer nice well let’s have a good shift all right make sure really dialed into it yeah di then while sitting here for 4 hours how the [ __ ] so do I have to go down there to do I have to go all the way around here and go there there’s an easier way to do this but but whatever n [ __ ] that dude I’m trying something else there’s two pass down one to your right with the gravestone oh wait is there really why did I think I had to go there to actually do it what are you sure dude are you sure man ask asking a guy who’s played this game a lot are you sure I don’t think you [ __ ] know what you’re talking about dude I don’t think you know [ __ ] about this game you’re saying there’s a path somewhere [ __ ] off these mountains there’s two pass down one to the right with the gravestones one to the left with the grace you’re saying this is the one down oh I saw those I saw those I didn’t know if they got me all the way down though yeah I know what you’re talking about yeah those things okay I didn’t know if that was my only way down your thing is fully charged thanks honey there’s a path over by the skeletons yeah but this looks promising you guys have seen me drop before it went [ __ ] miraculously right nope no no problems here dude look at that I have to do I have to [ __ ] Run and Jump on this one I’m just going to just going to hop and hope this is fine you [ __ ] trolling me right now LLY oh never mind oh this is a GG’s right here look at that [ __ ] have you try I don’t know getting glasses you guys just suck my ass dude I [ __ ] figured that out myself what are you guys doing over here anything interesting uh you guys look bored as [ __ ] another are they pulling a cart oh he’s like oh no he’s just chained okay uh your boy needs a Grace so I will go find that first there we go that’s an offer I’m taking it no hey you might just [ __ ] off how about that what do that do oh you guys you guys [ __ ] oh my God you guys are firing off at me okay I’ll leave hi Porky what up baby how you doing howdy music L going to make dinner I love it what are we making tonight what are we making tonight one of these days I’m going to go through vods and clip and clips from Nicks and yours channels and make a sus compilation it’s going to be real easy brother got some steaks taters and broccoli damn [ __ ] I I’m going to order some stuff for the fiance and myself so um oh you said this is like to a dungeon right tarnished ahead no tarnished ahead well make up your God damn mind may be like 40 plus minutes stop yeah we’re ordering some stuff so I don’t know maybe we’ll maybe we’ll go something something around that vein Ambush ahead dude try me what if I Ambush the people trying to Ambush me thoughts what the [ __ ] oh dude I did not know it was like that y y’all tiny as [ __ ] oh oh my God oh my God no please sir please dude they’re so tiny got to be a dungeon down here tuck somewhere right on tonight’s menu is roasted godrick yeah [ __ ] that guy I’m killing another boss tonight guys swearing everything yeah you got bad aim brother maybe they plan to Ambush somebody that’s trying to oh my God you’re so dude I’m ass what does that do it doesn’t seem to be affecting me are these like aesthetic guys can I jump over this no kave the head try horse ah I was already nice nice nice oh it’s lit anything nearby maybe they plan to Ambush somebody that’s trying to Ambush their Ambush I just ambushed the people’s Ambush that are trying to Ambush but if you want to do or if you want to Pivot into that great sword You Can level it a good amount you’ll have to make it to the academy in the swamp then I’m kind of tempted though I don’t know all right let’s spend these runes before I lose them all um I mean right now I’m not going to worry about it I’m actually going to go into exp B in the academy which is so confusing oh I see what you’re saying have to make it to the academy okay all right well we I mean we got a little bit of time tonight so um maybe we’ll tackle that we’ll see you need to go back to school Bandit yeah I’m [ __ ] it I’m stupid why is it always here again time for confusion that’s so annoying that’s that’s actually the last message I want going into one of these [ __ ] places wait try up so I should have went back up this guy’s not going to know what [ __ ] hit him when I turn this corner need to buy a torch or something I think I legit have one don’t I have no I’m pretty sure I have one yeah I got a torch right here like go down there [ __ ] that dude that scary as [ __ ] A you psycho [ __ ] you psycho [ __ ] yeah it’s like the same I mean I guess I have to this is so much darker though so wait if I equip here we go well that’s death can’t do that be wor of enemy right oh I wish I would have read that before thanks guys they are trolling okay I was like there’s a there is surely nothing oh it’s going to be the same concept right locked by a Contraption great been here done that you wor have Ambush the [ __ ] you SC D you scared the [ __ ] out of me buddy that’s [ __ ] up what you did back there find that lever cron wrong lever behold the illen creature therefore praise praise the sniping spot oh oh konai where the [ __ ] you sp no I think that was good that’s such a great movie trap ahead and then enemy well what if I just I’m reading these messages too late anyway they’re not even helping me seek finger butthole still no head that trap’s going to hit me on the way back though guarantee watch monstrosity head try luring out is he laughing I’ll go back up the stairs you see that statue that’s what you need to get to oh my God he’s laughing what a [ __ ] psychopath no I know I need to get there but I have to go around to get it right I can’t like make the jump there y’all hear this guy this chuckle [ __ ] oh oh oh just so you know what to look for no I appreciate it I appreciate it sir is that the thing oh what the [ __ ] are you can he see me oh he’s sleeping oh he’s sleeping look at this guy oh he’s like laughing but he’s sleeping hi buddy oh no I didn’t know that’s what it did he’s so mad I didn’t know my torch did that bro there’s no way yeah [ __ ] please no I need you to die [ __ ] oh my God he almost [ __ ] slapped me around nobody told me I could just blow fire for my [ __ ] torch like anybody here could to say hey dude you know if you have your torch out you can [ __ ] blow fire from it you can [ __ ] you know y’all are you guys are [ __ ] cancelled you guys are canceled no no you guys are cancelled there ain’t no way there ain’t no [ __ ] way dude why is there another one to be fair the name of the weapon skill is fire breather how would I know that also how does this guy not see the [ __ ] plane hey you’re ugly oh [ __ ] oh you’re a [ __ ] you’re rude man you’re a Rude Dude oh you’re so ugly you’re so ugly I need you to die I need you to die thank you Jesus Christ oh that’s un it’s a unique scale of my torch does it literally say it fire breather blow into torch Flames spreading flames in a wide frontward Arc the Flames of the ground will continue to burn for a short time well link that’s just great ain’t that just great can you guys [ __ ] relax please oh you oh that’s just that’s tragic hold on oh wait you fell down and now you smell like [ __ ] good I didn’t even see that actually so if you face any plant- like enemies he that torch will be POG okay that’s you know what what I was thinking be wary of surface armor ahead in short head I want armor oh I don’t have one suck my nuts wait so how did I do it though I had it in my hand and [Music] then oh it uses FP got it got it got it got got okay now that you’re down the from soft Rabbit Hole you are required to play all the other damn I I’d be down though I’d be down I don’t know surprise attack ahead did he step on it or was that me I think that was [ __ ] did I step on you oh he [ __ ] stepped oh no I think I did I did [ __ ] [ __ ] Ken poror brother I need a Grace Cuz I Got No more healing potions oh cuz there’s just holes dude all right holes dude I’m just like in the [ __ ] ass of these catacombs damn now I’m above it [ __ ] off man oh [ __ ] what’s up brother I’ll help you get down grab my hand quick grab my hand I’ll help you get down they all behind oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] you’re throwing for Content I’m really not I trust me I don’t want to I own all them except Demon Souls because you need a PS3 no you can’t play on PS4 or PS5 for the Remake Demon Souls there’s a demon souls I’ve literally never heard that that’s a plate that I’d prefer not to step on oh no [Music] idiots dude I need I need Demon Souls is is a game I really want so you can only play you can only play it on PS3 when was the first Dark Souls game wait so oh that’s the first one blueprint for Dark Souls just without Sony’s uh hand zoning it because it’s technically a new IP got it oh so you can play it on PS5 dog I I mean I do have this still that I can pop for a little bit of Health I think I can’t jump anywhere right okay so I cleared that out I don’t want to go too fast cuz I want to miss these plates there’s one there it’s going to waltz on by I I miss it did I miss anything here I don’t think I missed anything here even Souls Dark Souls Dark Souls 2 bloodborne oh dude bloodborne looked sick too that was the first time I kind of like it pequ my interest playing a game like this was dark or uh bloodborne that [ __ ] looked insane Dark Souls 3 seciro and then oh dude yeah seciro looks great too [ __ ] man damn so I got to go all the way back did I miss something I guess I got to go oh wait can I that’s the dude I was supposed to snipe though right whoa I just noticed that fat piece of [ __ ] yeah I do miss something am I missing like a lever or something like I’m so did I do all that for no reason cuz I didn’t like pick up anything I hate that how many arrows do I have wait can I put in more like like can I put my bow here and then how would I get to that do I have to do this twice oh no I guess it doesn’t really matter I’d have to change the slot for it I think right oh left on the dpad oh so I can put it here and then left on the d-pad okay oh okay oh oh it shows right there so those are my oh I mean dude I don’t really have a lot of [ __ ] Health brother is this like boss boss man or what I mean surely he ain’t going to jump up here right I’m going to hit the [ __ ] [Music] Hey listen I might I might have to do this I don’t really have a lot of Health to [ __ ] with this guy shot him right in the [ __ ] eyeball oh baby oh every is every head shot a little crit this is why I got to buy [ __ ] arrows bro oh juked me the [ __ ] out brother no don’t loss me come back come back come back thank you dude he oh Jes me out with that [ __ ] bro what are my arrows at my last [ __ ] Arrow this is not boss boss man yeah I figured I just uh all right well uh no come come back out I need you to come back out where the [ __ ] is he going oh no [ __ ] there was two there was two of them oh [ __ ] am I really oh my God I am [ __ ] dude dude okay how do I get do I just can I drop something what can I do just drop something get rid of it or what the [ __ ] do I do broh un I was wondering why I thought it was the [ __ ] bushes bro okay yeah can I just drop something like this [ __ ] oh yeah unequip the bow oh cuz I have it on my there we go okay thank you that’s so [ __ ] annoying oh [ __ ] I forgot about that guy already hey buddy listen I need my [ __ ] runes back dude that is so dumb actually you know what your load only counts to what you have equipped okay that’s good to know you know what’s actually good about this though is I do not have to do all of that again because yeah I don’t have to do all that again oh my God that boy hit me with a nasty yeah cuz I just jumped down I jumped down earlier I forgot where these [ __ ] are oh yeah I could just jump down right over there the [ __ ] dude that’s so obnoxious okay so I what I actually need to do though is I need to um I’m just going to take that off and put that there wait why can’t I didn’t mean to do that oh because I didn’t have it there already okay got it got it got it got it got it oh I don’t get my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that’s like the least fun thing I’ve ever seen in my life bro those my runes glowing they are what the [ __ ] what an idiot oh but he’s down there now that’s actually so annoying okay let’s at least get the runs back first oh I could go back here oh okay [ __ ] shouldn’t have done it sir hit each other please oh my God oh my God no oh oh my God are you [ __ ] you’re kidding right [Music] oh you guys are so mad at the world who are you dude please think carefully ahead great can I think with no [ __ ] uh no [ __ ] health potions [Music] oh my God don’t you you Patrol though right that [ __ ] patrols right no how long does this thing last Again by the way do I just get it wait how how long is this try just run by him I was going to do that actually you [ __ ] piece of poop go go go go go [ __ ] go [ __ ] oh my God he [ __ ] climbs wait wait you y’all didn’t say he [ __ ] climbs nobody told me he oh my God nobody told me he [ __ ] climbs wait why can’t I [ __ ] attack oh my God I had the prompt I’m getting stressed I’m getting stressed what dude nobody told me he [ __ ] climb yeah but the ladder is made out of wood and that dude’s what is this guy sitting at [ __ ] 500 lb okay so I could jump there cuz the door is yeah the door’s down okay so I don’t need to I just got to go back to the to the Norm Norm if I can climb a wood ladder he can that was so oh [ __ ] wait I wasn’t here oh my god oh no no no wait I’m actually throwing for the culture baby I mean I hope I [ __ ] pulled the lever I thought I pulled the lever wait is a door up that lift actually can’t remember I mean I could do it again if not but if not I’m going die laughter I’m going I’m going to just die yeah we good we [ __ ] Gucci dog no summoning ahead well this is annoying dude I literally have to go in right now ah it’s one of them [Music] oh dude yeah this is [ __ ] so chocked they use these guys a lot for the side dungeons well you know what really sucks about all of that I really struggle with these dudes I really struggle a lot I already [ __ ] forgot about that guy oh I’m choking side dungeon are the worst part of this game dude this is [ __ ] annoying Le I don’t get to run through this whole [ __ ] again though pick up my runes and beat this stupid idiot’s ass at least I have health potions this time I [ __ ] rolled you’re a [ __ ] oh he had a [ __ ] ow I’m so annoyed [Music] what the [ __ ] there ain’t no way dog a tree or a rump you’re thump that means The Stance has been broken okay yeah dude I don’t [ __ ] yeah a rump dude congratulations on getting a trash reward that’s yeah that’s all stupid call me a stupid idiot okay literally so free yeah that I mean it’s easy when it’s one of them but when it’s two I get kind of [ __ ] up a little bit and those guys are a lot more powerful okay so I’m done here hey you what no you can kind of tell return to send there cool get [ __ ] on um let’s go spend some I could have just walked back in but whatever the rest in spend yeah yeah yeah I’m about to go spend them right now thanks for holding me accountable since I’m doing a deck build is leveling deck still fine for damage I feel like actually Vigor is always pretty good but just so I know for future if I spend it in decks like that’s just going to help my damage overall oh yeah I guess that answered my question right here I might just do Vigor though because honestly I’m going do figure Dex is fine for damage for this weapon at least okay um three more damage versus like 50 more Health yeah but also endurance would be nice for more weight and more Stam I’m going to have to start figuring out what I’m going to do with all that I think I need to start dis spending into it also should I be um oh wait I have hella hold on a second before I get too far here I got a bunch of I got a bunch of runes I think I got to use yeah dude I got oh my God hold on I might be able to do something else oh yeah I think I think I’m going to be able to this the big one I think that’s enough I can’t remember it’s an uh enough just enough too um yeah I’m going to do endurance actually why not and so if I do that um am I too heavy I put my torch in here now still medium load right yeah yeah buddy all right cool I like that then that was perfect God this is so cute I remember when I started my playthrough and was also upset with losing 5K runes now I lose 20K and I’m like eh not worth getting back dude I get some [ __ ] angry when I lose my [ __ ] I don’t care if it’s like a couple thousand bro I get pissed I know right 5K seems like so much 5K legitimately feels like the end of the world to me where’s this thing oh I just ran right by it y only going to let me grab it though are you can you guys come over here really quick like super fast a lot faster than what you’re doing currently damn I look dope like this though thanks Jens we’ll be [ __ ] seeing you what the [ __ ] is that oh my God there’s no shot it’s a lobster oh dude it’s a [ __ ] Lobster just put in perspective I need 180,000 runes for one level at the moment dog nah Ah that’s fine that’s fine [ __ ] that all right nice oh my God this map gets so much big holy [ __ ] that’s how it works oh let’s check out he loses his [ __ ] when he loses his [ __ ] that’s how it goes around here it’s so big what all of these are going to come alive probably right my assumption that’s just such a Dark Souls thing to do damn y’all look busy I’ll let you do your thing holy [ __ ] they’re like spectral beings why you so mad dude actually maybe I fight this I’m good I’m solid actually okay you know what I want to do though actually I [ __ ] want to go and do that well so where was it um sorcerer ahead therefore try rushing in oh I have no idea where that wall was oh wait was this is the icon on the map by the tree oh what is this I’m not even kidding am I getting runes from just standing here oh this is so sick this is so sick this is how you farm runes in Elden ring right here you let that guy kill people and you just go AFK all right let’s go do the well so the well is where like my next bosses are or are they just that’s where some bosses are oh wait you know what I need to do though where is this is like the worst Farm in the game [Music] that’s the only Farm I know all right that’s oops uh where the [ __ ] is the guy that I [Music] found holy [ __ ] dude how do I get that how do I like get the oh no that’s an actual creature dude I thought that was a piece of armor trade again let me sell all of this [ __ ] cuz I’m not into it uh I don’t want any of these no point as War apply to this if you sell this side of no just keep it [ __ ] it this is my weakest sword I think oh yeah these are way more powerful so I’m just going to get rid of these guys um you get me by the forest oh there was a guy there for this too I’m never going to use a [ __ ] Shield uh get rid of that guy I don’t care oh the wolf guy you can meet by the W oh really okay that’s cool um I don’t know I guess I’ll just keep all that and then I want to buy a [ __ ] ton of arrows how much I got I mean honestly let me just how much do these these weigh anything oh you can do plus 10 like that my bad let’s just do 50 [ __ ] it wait the mallion has is nice oh oh well [ __ ] does this [ __ ] change or has he always had that you know me I’ll take more HP dog oh we always have that each mer has the same stock at all times okay good then we’ll uh we’ll go back if we need to turn to Sender every merchand has their own stock that never changes if that makes yeah no that makes total sense I no I get that I get that all right here we go well time baby well time baby let’s get it I’m [ __ ] hyped for this place though like one guy has a lantern that is so nice I think I’ve seen that hi hi hi hi gzy yeah she’s uh can you see the position she’s in like on her back and she’s just chilling dude Sid got a new bed for her so oh wait hold on I got to I got to turn on put cam bigger hold on can’t really see with the text but you open your map every gold tree you see will have that tree boss that you before they all have things for your uh sisic and get oh good runs I’ll check those out at some point oh okay it’s every go so it’s every gold tree she’s the cutest she really is [ __ ] so adorable I already got this put the dog full screen move the game to the top right where your face is now I’m sure there’s a lot of people that would like that which arrows are equipped do I have to equip C oh these are all equipped I see and how oh it already was I thought it said five never mind what do Brandon and his dog have in common both are in love with glizzies all right dude all right anybody else want to mod damn I’m just Ying money right off rip here agreed luring out ahead oh am I fat rolling still um no no cuz I upgraded my um endurance and it was just enough I mean wait why would I need to lure out it sure looks like I could just murder these guys they’re so slow but if you want a heavy load hit me up oh my God the lure out these guys they’re [ __ ] so slow I’m going to I’m going to lose [ __ ] just ages of my life waiting for this [ __ ] I’m trying to line them up so I can hit both of them no that didn’t work is this really how like this is how slow they move this is crushing my soul dude Jesus Christ you know me I don’t do great with delayed attacks guys it does like no damage they take forever to lock in it too this is like the strangest enemy in the game and somehow I’m getting hit by him you know I don’t know they have range attacks they mainly using group oh in a group so it can [ __ ] you harder than Johnny Sins ah okay I’m do work Halls now I am finishing all my notes nice theay attacker basically invented around Dark Souls 3 because people were getting good at dodging yeah I mean they [ __ ] me up dude they [ __ ] me up I just ate that I’m eating all these yeah I mean delayed attacks definitely uh they get me dude so do you think if I went and play the older games would be a little bit easier what do you guys think is the hardest like the hardest Dark Souls game Ambush ahead well let’s do this first yeah delayed attacks are my nightmare dude I see I see you I see you oh this one got a lot of Health [Music] I don’t know man delay attacks are actually my [ __ ] nightmare and she take my oh [ __ ] I didn’t even see y’all dudes oh that’s the sorcerer guy all you’re [ __ ] ass bro I’m [ __ ] ass bro well look at how slow it moves oh my God no no no oh my God no no I’m ass I’m ass I’m running past the other clay guys bloodborne DLC or Dark Souls 2 because it’s trash or SC because of how different it is wait why am I oh right I spawn out here cuz it’s [ __ ] man that’s so far dude holy [ __ ] that’s far bloodborne always looked sick to me I don’t know if I can play this game though and go super far back oh what the [ __ ] wait why is this saying oh because it’s underground dude I was so confused hardest Dark Souls game I’ve heard KIRO and Elden ring I’ve also heard El ring can be the hardest and or easiest depending on how you play [Music] it oh actually oh I’m so sad dude I’m so sad that’s not going to lose my runes all right is that uh Millennia is the hardest Souls boss ever I mean dude I have I am so ready thank you for that Burg Grande all right I’m just running past those dudes ah the Ambush there’s a lot of you [ __ ] guys man they do make you play them kind of weird though at least you can kind of line them up a little bit oh my God yeah that was tragic they not really stab each other though don’t get mad at me brother oh my God I went right into his [ __ ] pole arm special place in my black oh uh okay no problem I went halfway through the game hold on I want to I want to read this I don’t want to leave it unread I don’t know how to make this chat box bigger by the way so hold on I got to Tab out so I can scroll up uh Dark Souls 2 was made with a different Dev team and had a rocky development so it was kind of the worst game ever made but I love it even though it’s trash as a special place in my black heart okay so why and did it go back to Dark Souls 3 afterwards like to the same developers no problem I went halfway through the game you went halfway through the game without oh [ __ ] I mean I’d probably do the same but [ __ ] imagine taking talking [ __ ] about these enemies only to die to them tragic I couldn’t imagine couldn’t be me I knew they were dangerous can I go under the waterfall or about to drown right now yes Dark Souls II is pagers okay basically for every good mechanic that Dark Souls 2 made There is five bad ones and also terrible hit boxes and rolling when frames are based oh off a stat oh yeah that’s kind of nasty is this thing in the bush again it is in the bush again wait come here you [ __ ] [Music] idiot there are some waterfalls of secrets so it’s always worth the check behind them that’s always my thing in games man if I see a waterfall I just assume something’s behind it okay holy Jesus Christ still no pick visions of tale be wary of crab and then be wary of Archer jumping ahead what secret ahead I just looked under the waterfall though there’s no secret that’s a troll right we should still play it make your own opinions because I love even though I talk trash about it still an interesting game to try I’d love to play all of them only I had a fire only oh I see no I’d love to try it don’t get me wrong I’m definitely like luck that like I’m not one of those guys that if somebody has like you know somebody does have a bad bad opinion about a game therefore praise this message sure uh if somebody has a bad opinion about a game I will still yeah I’m definitely willing to form my own I appreciate you saying that though cuz I think more people have to be like that no door [Music] head try right try left all right I hate you guys did I say I like the the community of Elder Elden ring I want to keep saying Elder Scrolls dude there’s going to be big crabs to come out of here right dude I move way too [ __ ] fast on this Mount be wary of crab oh my God holy [ __ ] you killed your son you killed your son oh my God dude that scared the [ __ ] out of me man who the this be a tree yes it is a tree item ahead try climbable spot nice Dark Souls doesn’t have a very good serious Community but it does have my favorite ship post Community oh reddit reddit shitty Dark Souls nice I feel like this game this game is a solid memed game yeah I’ll this [ __ ] cuz honestly dude this is this is insane I know my computer is squealing right now dude hey we got a Grace I I like the Dark Souls community so far I don’t know I mean I already found some people I mean including you dude found some found some peeps that are cool and like trust me as a streamer it is hard as [ __ ] to find people that are uh like stick around and are cool as [ __ ] to talk to um holy [ __ ] I hate ads well there’s one way hey there’s one way to get rid of ads thanks for the sub true and guess what you don’t have to watch any ads oh [ __ ] hi true what’s up oh you kind of weak though you weak buddy I’m going going to go assassinate your friend stop making noise that’s how they get you yeah and they I mean true it’s brutal huh like how long were they too they were [ __ ] pretty long right Armor’s cookbook hey Brandon it’s hot it’s hot of [ __ ] outside hey not in La actually yeah in La is pretty hot it is notot as [ __ ] I lied I took lizzard to the park earlier and it was pretty [ __ ] hot but I in like comparison to what you got to go through I ain’t jealous of it what what is it what is it actually I’m going to be out there tomorrow what is that right now wait what the [ __ ] 101 that’s disgusting dude that’s [ __ ] disgusting this area is so beautiful I dig it a ton what are you coming out here for uh I’m celebrating like Father’s Day a little bit earlier a day earlier I think I think it’s on Sunday but gzy and I are making a trip out there oh [ __ ] what’s up big boy do think lizy is getting anything that’s actually a great question Liz you get me anything just tell me I hate surprises you just got to let me know oh my god oh what’s this you’re not going to like don’t [ __ ] with me all right light flame sure weit don’t don’t say no to anything I don’t know what did that do do I have to light all them to do something like those if you see those light them trust I mean hey I was going to do it so I’m glad oh wait so there’s one over here too then right oh my God hey thank you oh [ __ ] off Man true oh here we go you got to light all of them for they to be a boss oh well let me just do that really quick after I beat the living cakes off this [Music] crab I need you to [Music] [Music] spit ow oh my God all right all right all [Music] right thank you guys for the Bitties thank you guys for the B no you’re you’re fine you’re fine you’re fine you’re fine thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you than you than you than thank you all right light all eight of them so I was only two though right did I already [ __ ] miss something then I want to be so mad if I missed some I magically moved to Twitch whoa look at that welcome to the twitch side of things oh [ __ ] B oh my God Berg thank you for the [ __ ] five gifties y’all spoiling me on a Friday that guy just rammed his ass into my ass how do you like the twitch side of things ohe one true come on oh and and you gave it to luck or sorry oh no no yeah you did give it the luck I just open my phone to gift feel special hey dude y’ y’all know I appreciate that oh last time I did this it was not great I’m not going to do it again thank you guys for that seriously I’m not used to Twitch it’s a different Beast right there you usually watch your streamers on um or do you usually watch streams on YouTube I find myself watching on Twitch a lot more but yeah thank you guys seriously BR you’re you’re a [ __ ] beast for that dude buying the game gifting Subs come on man I don’t deserve deserve it don’t say you agree and they thank you TR thank you fa for the for the Bitties you guys are great I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up I pissed them off bits why was it autocorrected assist oh dude I was kind of like what are you what are you talking about thank you sister true all right that’s three of them uh let’s go kill this Archer dude this is a big [ __ ] area but do deserve it and I’m buying you the DLC you can’t stop me of course you are of course you are and I know I can’t stop you I appre appreciate it dude I like I’m I am very excited to attempt to kill every boss in this game and then complete the DLC or not in that particular order of course but you know what I mean okay so there’s three there I can’t see the map under here so I kind of just have to go are you feeling well I’m feeling I’m feeling well that’s what that [ __ ] does oh it’s the Caster type I’m need you to not dog God these enemies look so cool uh yeah I’m feeling I’m feeling good though true are are you asking like as in do I have Co I don’t have Co I feel amazing and Sid feels good too so all is good all is good in the world also I know you can’t see me since I’m on YouTube but hello Fay true and TW twitch chat B Grande says hi from YouTube yeah cuz I I haven’t combined um wait you guys can’t see it in the feed right I pr to the DLC the day it was possible you’re [ __ ] stoked for it I can tell I’m I’m stoked for it too okay wait so I got that one that one’s lit I’m lit we’re all lit oh does it light up the oh okay so this tells me how many I’ve done I like that and the boss is going to be up there that’s cool is it not combined anymore though in the feed I swear to God I combine that [ __ ] maybe I didn’t though I don’t know uh let’s go this way so the DLC gives an extra how many bosses and that is where the boss is pretty cool boss I love I love I would say a good goal before the DLC comes out is kill all remembrance bosses okay cool cool cool cool that’s actually helpful too I might have to push that later not including cave bosses or at least 10 new main bosses that’s tight that’s a good amount actually yeah I’m not feeling any symptoms thankfully but you never know yeah no I I get that I get that and I appreciate you looking out for us joy required ahead oh oh my God I started running please oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I was not expecting this nonclinic Kate bosses okay so there might be more bosses oh yo this is sick yeah 10 new bosses top of the 165 boss in the base game holy [ __ ] dude I mean that is pretty [ __ ] crazy oh if I choke this jump I’m going to be so mad have I always had a double jump oh my god I’m an idiot I never knew I had a double jump oh hey true wait so the chat’s not connected is this actually a dead end oh I’m sad there’s a guy over there yeah I didn’t know I even had to [ __ ] double jump dude that’s so sad I [ __ ] up I’m dead I’m so dead no I’m [ __ ] dead right I literally have to die I don’t think I can jump that high I’m dead oh my God I’m I’m [ __ ] if they put my runes on the other side of that jump I’m going to [ __ ] CR dude oh yeah I could have done that couldn’t I rip honestly it kind of happens to the best of us you know just going to go back get him it’s all going to be good everything’s going to be fine they’re not going to put them on the other side cuz they’re really nice oh why would they do this eight new weapon types including light grade swords uh backhanded swords great katanas oh my God Beast Claws and bunch more that’s [ __ ] dope stly hot here is mainly the bugs that sucks dude it’s [ __ ] I mean it’s where true where TR is from scorcher I bet they said 100 plus weapons and eight new weapon types so I’m guessing about 10 each and then some for older weapon types that’s [ __ ] sick dude I like that I like if people drop a DLC and it feels like it’s really it feels truly worth it like that’s how I feel about the destiny DLC is I feel like it actually is truly worth it oh that scared the [ __ ] out of me that bird let’s just go assassinate one of these dudes and then we’ll kill the others oh you’re you’re you’re an [ __ ] oh I’m an idiot dude I dude I don’t even know why the [ __ ] I I rolled into that stupid [ __ ] who new up like sick but also there’s a giant uh boss that is on fire and looks like a cauldron it’s so cool that’s dope That’s So Dope From soft is always at the top when it comes to treating its consumers right that’s good that’s good cuz there’s too many devs that don’t do that they’re just like quick [ __ ] money grab bullets shits it’s annoying thugs can can make like Brandon and blow me I hate you get my [ __ ] runes back now [ __ ] you guys I don’t even care anymore suck my ass going to like this [ __ ] and get out of here uh what should I um what am I ordering for dinner guys you’re not going to do that right oh my God chill dude you got you got to [ __ ] you got to put another B in there or another arrow in there so my mother wanted to take me out tomorrow before my concert wait you got a concert going on or you going to see somebody what you going to see it’s all Seafood Feast oh you’re in F you’re about to [ __ ] go in you’re you’re about to be in heaven dude you’re a [ __ ] oh my God you’re a [ __ ] fine I’ll come back I’m I’ll come back not that way though nice [ __ ] order pizza um yeah uh what do you want to eat yeah you’re pain hey says hi ask ask glitzy what’s for dinner I took her to the park today so she’s absolutely destroyed right now I think we’re going to maybe put her on on a slow like a put her in a Crock poot um she’s in the puppy stage of uh she doesn’t want to [ __ ] listen so she’s definitely not going to answer us technically it’s a Disney 18 plus concert what a barbecue Gizzy I don’t drink anymore outside too many weirdos what would make it 18 plus alcohol oh oh um somebody said Pizza no somebody said Pizza to eat no we got to know on Pizza okay we’re going no no that’s a no on Pizza any other re reck any other Reck Chinese could be down actually I sound about may maybe we’ll do some Thai food thai food could be the move sushi Italian in and out we got we got a no on Italian but I’m not really that opposed to I’m not really that opposed to Sushi [ __ ] get off my ass oh we both clashed tips at the same time what I ass she like two days ago got a free roll nice Tai is good might do tai actually kind of [ __ ] with Tai what’s happening over here [Music] if only I had love okay Pokey um I’m not really much of a pokey person to be honest but I’m thinking I don’t really like raw fish so if I if I do sushi I got to do gourmet grilled cheese is what Derek said you talking about like that cheese with the gold flakes and it and [ __ ] like that yeah actually I mean yeah Derek here’s the thing if it like a gourmet grilled cheese is actually not a bad gig yeah the tomato soup and grilled cheese at Disneyland is not too bad I’m make spaghetti today nice nice do you want logo Banner Over like n [ __ ] hey Eliza [ __ ] out of here dude we don’t do [ __ ] we don’t do [ __ ] to this stream see he doesn’t like raw how dare Brandon not like sushi raw no I don’t I don’t it’s got to be cooked I think we’re going to do Tha food how many pillars was that was it I lost count was that five shrimp shrimp GTI shrimp spaghetti shrimp pagetti question is do you eat wasabi absolutely [ __ ] not I we don’t even know what that is oh we can do [Music] Indonesian oh yeah yeah that’s pretty good um tomorrow night I’m going to see if the fireworks I’ve had in my drawer for 2 years are any good well I [ __ ] hope they’re not not good Wasabi isn’t even hot uh yes it is you’re wrong you’re wrong it’s pretty [ __ ] hot hey Derrick did Jordan ever reply to you or oh rats little rat [ __ ] man no did my game Crash oh dude I was going to be so [ __ ] mad no why is keep lagging there’s a place near me that that does only grill cheese and poutine so good but I only do it in the dead of winter because it makes me feel so sluggish doesn’t fit the summertime Vibes here what’s summer do you though Derek chill rats chill rats oh he dodged it idiot um then again I eat ghost pepper almost every day yeah no I don’t [ __ ] with that [ __ ] I don’t [ __ ] with spicy dog ain’t my thing Chief it’s salt spicy to you bread dude I’m like my yeah my my my pallet is [ __ ] not impressive in the spice category let me tell you I think Sal the spicy for Brandon yeah true true true NOS like true knows I don’t I don’t [ __ ] with that he has to water down the salt just drink I drink salt water yeah I don’t [ __ ] with that spicy sniper head and then suffering the [ __ ] does that mean yeah he got busy with Jenny we are playing D2 later tonight also summer is a brief 2 months can’t waste it being too full of gravy and cheese yeah oh we got busy okay oh he got busy with Jenny got it got it yeah I might hop on later tonight off stream but like it’ll be later later so I can’t [ __ ] run it on stream so I’d be interested in catching some Vibes as long as the pup is chilling though you know I got to make sure pup’s chilling first oh dude I [ __ ] up my great aunt uh used to make me eat spicy stuff at 8 all the time well that’s that’s why like you you got some training you know sorry rat oh [ __ ] oh my God this Gauntlet I got to go through is [ __ ] right now I have a [ __ ] giant arrow in my God damn body bro I [ __ ] hate I hate the rats they’re so annoying you don’t even know dude this guy’s an idiot read this message first and I’ll put it up his ass oh Revenge yeah yeah yeah you smell like [ __ ] man no going live or nothing [ __ ] oh did I not do it [ __ ] did I not do it dude I thought I did it [ __ ] y that’s actually my bad I I did not know that that I that I didn’t [ __ ] my bad I always feel bad because there’s people that legitimately ask me to do that and I forget [ __ ] my bad my bad it’s all good I know I know but like it does suck cuz I also want everybody to be here when I start and I feel bad when I don’t do it seek checkpoint or Grace that’s what I’m trying to do I’m going just be over here getting [ __ ] on myself uh what what are you rocking right now or well where are you at with your uh with your run mimo I need a Grace oh found it oh fate that is nothing to do with my age my memory B bad doggy okay wait I have to scroll back I have to scroll back hold on hold on sorry it’s going to tap out for a second actually it didn’t tap out for a second um Eliza we appreciate the offer but it’s not needed please do not self PR others in chat we appreciate your patience another violation will result in a Timeout oh dude I think it’s a bot bande you could just just [ __ ] see a [ __ ] you know I don’t really care um my great oh okay and one of my brother’s ex’s use to send me Wasabi Kit Kats oh I’ve seen those is that good like spicy Kit Kats I DM you the elen ring DLC trailer if you want to look at that too oo I like that I like that I actually get upset when I go to like seafood restaurants and they always like our sauce is a spices I try it I’m like not even hot hey not couldn’t be me Fay literally could not be me the day that DLC releases is my last day of summer school because I failed English because I’ve been doing nothing but thinking about Elon break no shut so I get to play the DLC for the rest of the summer that’s a great time for it to drop though but you fail there’s you got to [ __ ] not you got to not fail English though you you got to get your [ __ ] right you got to get your [ __ ] right or you’re [ __ ] banished here okay I’m about to be dad um so okay you’re getting oh yeah I already read that guy I have the notification on so I didn’t miss it good good sometimes they don’t work though um the notifications that’s why I find that tweeting it out is or sorry discording it out is better I’m a little over halfway through main bosses but preparing to go fight main DLC entrance boss got a few upgrades to grab and then a main story boss to be to be ready for DLC are you [ __ ] are you hyped dude I don’t I’m hold on hold on I’m only 16 hours into the game and your boy he um he’s excited for the DLC dude and I don’t even I have 16 hours in this game it’s okay I’m pass it in the extra classes okay good but still what else I need July 19th off I’m so [ __ ] hype lowkey might take the 21st off at work wait so oh I don’t have enough I got 154 hours in the game jeez okay let me see something I’m looking at um what up AJ what up baby 21 uh next Friday oh dude okay hold on so if I okay what do I what do I have to get to unlock the DLC because that Friday was going to be the first Friday I do like a long stream and I don’t have work only 50 hours behind me catch up Brandon I’m trying D see playable 5:00 pm CST on the 20th though oh took it took a nap but what did I miss um you didn’t miss a whole lot we’re exploring this [ __ ] dopee ass place um that’s it we’re exploring uh this place called The Well of something something something something time for regret I don’t have one so I can’t even do this right a sad man sad you want to call me on uh discy and I could tell you what you need for the DLC um yeah actually let let me also recommended level 100 the [ __ ] am I at oh 39 that’s not bad it’s two lay bosses one L game so oh dude I saw a poster of this redon guy by the way or I I don’t know what his [ __ ] name is really but um heard he was a [ __ ] heard that dude [ __ ] sucks all right let’s go see how many pillars I still need we got a lot to explore we can’t do this they don’t hit these I don’t hit these no please oh that’s where I need to go also I uh added everyone for you in the disc oh thanks oh yeah yeah I saw that BR thank you dude I appreciate that you’re [ __ ] on top of it man but yeah I can give you the scoop on how to get both yeah mimo hop in let’s do this this will be quick though so I can get back to it he could be a pain he’s a gigachad of Elden ring [ __ ] you have my Discord memo you do have my Discord oh there you are you’re in the waiting room okay mimo baby yo what up hear mey yeah I can hear you all right yeah wait hold up I gotta mute your stream Oh no you’re good no okay so um I think for d required for story purposes okay but um I won’t tell you why okay but he’s in PID and in order for his fight to be be available you have to go to Altus which you can do one of two ways you can you need either both Deus Medallion halves which I can tell you where to get those mhm or you can scale a mountain and fight a boss and then get to Altus without the decus halves okay is that something to like unlock Something I’m assuming or um so the the Deus has you have to beat rala well I don’t think you have to beat rala first but you get one in Lim grave and one in kin mhm and then you you’re able if you have the glint Stone Key you can enter Ria lucaria or whatever the castle is in learnia and then take a path off the side of that to go to the lift to get into Altus or like pull up your map okay have you got the learia map yet um yeah uh is that oh yeah I kind of got some of it uh so go to like the top left okay so you need another half of the map okay but if if you kind of Follow That Lake up there should there’ll be like another map fragment and if um you see like a go like a circle outlined in kind of like orange like on the map that’s a cave entrance M okay like go go up I that like on it right now see that orange see that orange c yeah so like that’s a cave entrance but if you go a little bit further up there’s another one which that way you can like scale the cliff and then there’s there’s a boss there you can fight it’s a little bit north of that one I think yeah no that might actually be it okay um but you can scale up the mountain there and get to this after you beat a different boss but whenever you rest the whenever you rest to the side of Grace and Altus foron becomes available okay and then there’s two ways to get to Moog which is the like where after you beat them is where the DLC entrance will be and to get to Moog you can either finish V’s quest which chees the NPC right at the beginning of the game if you go to that if you go to that very first sight of Grace in limb grave you started at you can talk to him there um I think it’s called the first first step or something oh yeah the first step yeah if if there’s still a guy standing right to the left of that Grace you can either you can talk to him and exhaust his dialog and then he shows up in Leia and you could talk to him there at kind of the middle leftish of the lake and he’ll have you complete some tasks there and he’ll give you like a seal that takes you to the area moges in or you can progress to almost end game and there’s like a gate that will take you to okay okay so so those two are like the ones I absolutely need and then and then Moog for sure but I’ve also heard redon’s Sneed because there’s some story stuff behind redon that has to deal with like kind of the main character Arc the DLC is about okay okay uh I know for sure most is required redon might be but if you don’t beat rala who’s the one in learia you have to beat redon to progress to the boss in alus okay so so if that makes sense no no I I mean I’m gonna definitely need this again but but it like I’m getting what you’re saying I feel like I I know what I have to do which is nice because I do feel like I have time to do this before the DLC drops which is good but you also said level 100 is like recommended well yeah well there’s like a different scaling system for DLC but it’s like you from the people that have gotten to play test it they’ve said that if you’re below level 100 you might have a bad time starting it got it as as far as like bosses go okay well I mean I’m definitely like I still have a bit to do so I mean I got to 39 I mean I think there’s like as as like I’m getting better at the game I feel like things are moving a little more like fluidly so I think leveling is only going to you know progress a little bit faster um so I think like it’s not so far out of the cards I mean I got I got a whole week to to try to bang this out and I think that’s plenty of time so I mean yeah I mean I’m I’m sitting at level 67 on my DLC character and I’m like yeah well [ __ ] man maybe not I don’t know it it’s not too bad but um I would also look at soft caps on levels cuz there are there’s soft caps on levels at certain areas where like say you get to level 30 and like decks for example from 30 to like say 50 something it will be a very minuscule boost in stat so it’s worth leveling like some other stuff okay until you get like a second pile of runes where you can go straight from like 30 to like whatever the next cap is and like decks or whatever skill you’re trying to level if that makes okay I mean it’s a it’s more it’s more like optimization crap but sure sure um also it the game doesn’t explain like Arcane very well so like your the weapon you have has blood loss yeah and if you if you level Arcane it will increase the amount of status effect your weapon gives to like stuff you fight so like if you have a badass like Arcane level that blood loss will go up from 55 oh okay and it will rock that thing fast fter oh okay so that’s that’s a little hidden Hidden Gem then huh cuz like for example like my Arcane is 106 on one of my weapons so I basically like instantly inflict frostbite like whenever I attack with like my weapon holy [ __ ] okay yeah my uh my arcane’s eight so it’s looking pretty good and then ALS so like so if if you go to the um the Smith and round T mhm or like to a side of Grace and go to like ashes of War if you find the different wet blades um you can change like the I I don’t know exactly what it’s called you can change like the tuning on your weapon so like if you go to I don’t know if you’re somewhere important or not well I’m going to do this like I’m I’m in this well place right now that I’m going to do first before anything yeah um yeah so like it whenever you rest at a sight of Grace or go back to Round Table if you go to like ashes of war and go to your weapon you can depending on the wet blades you have in your inventory you can change the tuning upon your weapon and certain ones stack with different levels like if you have the just like reg the iron wet blade which I think you get it uh storm Veil you can put Keen which increases your deck scaling oh okay to okay make it heavier lighter and add another alignment like okay yeah or which the game does very poorly explain dude it [ __ ] doesn’t do [ __ ] to explain anything uh but like uh say like you I wouldn’t replace blood hounds Ash but if you get some of the other weapons um you can like put different ashes War to get different like skill Buffs basically and then if you apply the weapon Attunement that corresponds to the skill you’re leveling you can like greatly increase what the weapon damage is based on what skill or Attunement you put on okay like if you’re like if you’re mainly a strength build and put the heavy atunement on with an ash of war the weapon will scale extremely with strength opposed to like whatever its normal scaling is okay well dude I this is a lot of [ __ ] information I I’m going to literally need you to repeat all of this again in the future cuz I just Lear a ton it’s taken me hundreds of like literally 100 hours before I figured some of the [ __ ] out dude I’m like I’m like I got to kill these bosses but I got to scale them out and use [ __ ] W I’m like dude I don’t know what’s going on right now um no but okay okay well well I I have like on my radar these these specific bosses I got to kill anyway so I’ll make sure to like get that done at the least so so B basically like you’re you can already get to redon at this point okay aside from like you have to go to Altus and sit at side of Grace first okay um Moog you’ll have to beat either redon or rala first and then you have to beat um do you do you want to know the two bosses or do you want those to still be a surprise um honestly I’m game with the surprise for now but if I get closer to like DLC drop date and I’m like all right no it ain’t happening so let me just Fu in like then then I’ll ask but B basically plan on like doing redon like now and then you’ll have two two bosses to go before you can get to the entrance of Moog or you can do redon and do the quest line and go go straight to Moog without doing the other two kind of depends on how much you want to level in between okay but you’ll you’ll definit like even if you did redon and went straight to Moog you’ll probably need levels cuz he’s kind of a [ __ ] all right well I mean I’m I’m doing I’m doing the well and I’m just going to figure out how to get the [ __ ] redon then that’s that’s that’s what’s popping right now yeah there there’s some there’s some good stuff in the well down there all right all right dude well [ __ ] I I appreciate it man hit hit me up if you if you need some more advice or anything no of course dude no I I appreciate that a ton oh anytime all right mimo good chat we we’ll chat soon all right I I I’ll be lurking while I’m over here dying hell yeah bro all right man later all right freaking love Meo love that guy what did you say up here Derek you talking [ __ ] dog you might not be able to bang out the rest of Elden ring in a week homie but don’t worry I will bang you out for a week if you want the [ __ ] you talking about web blades let you change the tuning on your weapon to make it heavier lighter oh yeah yeah I read that uh like if you make it heavy it scales with strength light scales okay I’m getting that I’m getting that I understood that part actually all St uh status say like bleed will do more damage if you level Arcane uh would say is kill all remance bosses Shard be bar bar bosses bear bosses you can get get into Rod without getting to Altus you just got to get through the castle all right well we will cross that bridge when we get there let’s let me finish this well area y’all are ugly dude I hate rat so much bro those are so [ __ ] annoying yo y’all are so annoying first got to do this while yeah yeah let me do this wall first and then we’ll worry about those those bosses too but that was good information though so the ult Attunement gives best Arcane scaling okay which is with a black wet blade all right okay is this guy not hearing [ __ ] right now these guys are weak brother I did not mean to pop that I don’t know why I did that okay so um um you ever any locations for anything like main quest or anything like sounds cool like Xander the Iron Fist Warrior chart let me know I will send videos I have a whole playlist set up for these since I did nearly everything possible in my most recent playr okay great great great yeah I’ll probably just end up taking a video to find out how to get to redon God I heard he was a [ __ ] man I just heard he’s a [ __ ] too high up but hope is ahead Elden ring nice it’s a [ __ ] wall but hope is ahead can I get here behold something there’s nothing are they talking about the message that’s so annoying [ __ ] peut to the throat nuts to the throat oh and stay on a horse you said like my my least favorite thing to hear dude I uh I hate fighting on Horseback oh wait the golden seed is dope cuz I can go to a Grace and get another flasky thingy right yeah I legit hate fighting on my [ __ ] horse dude I saw a poster of that dude um hey he just look he looks so [ __ ] terrifying raid boss foron is what I call great that’s also not what I want to hear all right let’s see how many of these I have got to go back to the main area cuz I don’t know where I’m sitting at with these just give you an idea of how bad ason is and L he is literally holding the stars in place out of pure spite the [ __ ] there’s several NPC summons you can use for him I might need it I haven’t used I don’t think I’ve used a single NPC summon yet wait did I oh oh never mind there we go wait not enough golden seeds any more a bur said that’s crazy I think there’s one I didn’t light back there he’s skateboarding a horse while holding back the Stars killing every person he meets while dying from Scarlet rot wow great fantastic he sounds like he’s going to be so much fun oh I need one more it’s the one I Road pass though I think right the NPC summons for R are so amazing also his lore is so sick I’m very excited for this [ __ ] guy I think the one I needed was like I rode past it because of these little lightning boys the first El Ring trailer you see him and oh Millennia about to square up ooh oh yeah I didn’t like that one nice it’s not that serious they to get super in the lore watch v viia v viia oh that’s why that place is all R messed up because of him yo it ends in A drw millenia almost loses to him damn that’s [ __ ] nuts actually okay wait uh send me that video mimo that’d be cool to watch oh she nuked the [ __ ] out of it sorry oh she nukes it got it okay damn she really she’s really like that though there’s like 15 videos okay never mind maybe just send me a message of his name just don’t watch any until you beat the game because of spoilers yeah I won’t I won’t is this where the boss is oh y want to see some [ __ ] right now y want to see some [ __ ] I’m about to die by this boy guaranteed brother I will watch an alimo but um can you can you DM that to me did you light them all I I did they’re all wait yeah I think they’re all lit me I can’t do anything I can’t even lock on to this guy did I just hit him oh touched horn remains swing on everything I should have learned from last time oh oh [ __ ] that’s a that’s a big it’s a big old door right there I don’t know why I just got chills a little bit I can’t I can’t s my horse dog ancestor Spirit huh what the [ __ ] is up brother nah no no no no no no no no no no no no no this ain’t my thing this ain’t my [Music] thing oh my God oh my God no this ain’t it this ain’t it this I’m not even going to get a [ __ ] hit on this [ __ ] idiot why you dodging everything bro no nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope [ __ ] you ber Grande I’m I’m trying over here dude yeah this guy’s [ __ ] washed huh this guy sucks it’s not that serious not that serious [Music] no I missed my [ __ ] attacks bro oh you’re so annoying his hitbox is weird bro [Music] I just ran into a [ __ ] horse kick [Applause] [Music] [Music] don’t do it they’re so mad [Music] no it does suck that that happens [Music] oh I got oh yeah I just ran into that [ __ ] [Music] isn’t that ain’t that crazy dude ain’t that the [ __ ] I go in there and I get smacked around dude I don’t even get a hit off on the guy and then I come back and I let him know what’s up you know have you been getting somber Stones uh I think so you’re still ass Shut up this place is so big is there actually anything or do I have to uh is it worth running all the way back can I [ __ ] I can’t even use my horse dude um oh I have one if you have any somber you should upgrade so I go to the blacksmith at the table right should I okay can you guys save me the time should I explore this whole thing or no there’s nothing but but you can fast travel out okay good good good good good is that is that really what I was trying to do here like can I leave this and be happy guy I mean like the well was this all I’m really trying to do in the well or is there more I should do that’s all you can do here for now at least okay good get me the fnf out of here oh there’s a second boss [ __ ] oh the second boss I don’t have a um I don’t have a key for it to unlock the thing though I think that’s what you’re talking about I always forget where the [ __ ] everybody is here there’s a second boss if you want but it’s lighting more fire it is a remebrance boss though forgiv the road is yet long a God is not easily fail oh it’s the same boss I just one day without fail you will have your wish so please if it’s not important for the DLC then I’m I’m I’m good here is it I didn’t notice I’ll be doing my J just lay out your own so what do I do this or what am I [ __ ] do it again both our achievement bosses I believe oh okay well hold on completely op uh both are completely optional though okay well then I’ll I’ll probably just not right now okay so somber smithing Stone so I can do this and I’m to do that and then can I oh I need I don’t have a somber smithing Stone got it okay okay so now it’s a plus two nice so you need somber smithing Stone oh three now you look out for a somber three okay okay all right I I don’t know if I’m going to be able to beat him in this time but who what’s next order business here let’s try it let’s get there I got a heart out at APM so hour and 30 there’s no [ __ ] shot that I do this but I’ll try weon Okay so just send me a video because it makes it a little bit easier for me of how to get to this guy you can go to rala the Moon Queen now or Ron should I do oh shoot let’s see on [ __ ] it can’t wait to get my ass beat for my last hour of [ __ ] streaming you know I have to fight that guy on the horse though oh dude or it’s better on a horse that’s pretty annoying I will say I’m not I’m not like super stoked about it but I’ll do it so I’m going to need to anyway I could just do rala I don’t I could do rala um get Glenstone key then take path to alus instead of going into Academy it also requires both decus Habs or climb cliff and beater then sit at Grace and go to right on holy [ __ ] classic streams first it was godrick then the Watchdogs in the cave um hold on a sec um the short video for Ron just do rala if you’re getting if you’re getting the key I could share my screen and show where decus halves are you know what the Ron sounds pretty difficult right now to figure out so yeah let’s do rala cuz she like I could just let’s do Ron can you guys get just send me a video DM short video for Ron I will watch that next time but let’s just do um I can just look it up I guess um yeah let’s do rala even with Ral only both Deus Hales oh really [ __ ] well mimo don’t share your screen cuz the yeah the Glenstone key is easy to get okay I’d rather watch a video on it cuz I think it’s going to be easier than looking at like your screen and then me doing it um so sobody got DM video okay God you’re so [ __ ] hot okay let me see all right this guy looks way cooler than me why do I not like this cool they said right here but there’s a dragon guarding it bruh or does beating rala trigger the festival bro I need so much of this [ __ ] map unlocked right now okay so it’s literally like I mean it’s [ __ ] somewhere over here but I got to go here anyway just run past the dragon to grab the key then run like hell okay oh I can run by the dragon great great great great yeah cuz [ __ ] dragons Last Dragon I messed with dude he he [ __ ] he hated me man you get to Ron without getting alus alus does you skip the castle festival always active oh by the way look this was the way down that I never found that you were calling out ha cuz I’m stupid uh let’s just go actually would it have been beneficial to go not directly through a [ __ ] camp time to touch grass um I want to go here though whoops [ __ ] that up you finally found the normal way down dude yeah it only took me till I didn’t really need it that much to [ __ ] find it so a whatever dude whatever [ __ ] get me out of here I don’t care I don’t know if it’s better to be up here or not talk to that Merchant also spend runes before you go just in case you die I got a lot of [ __ ] runes you are right you are right thank you for that holy [ __ ] your boy was is about to be so mad well let’s just do Vigor cuz I’m probably going to need it you’re you are surprised you found me in my little Nook no matter you why don’t you oh don’t ask me how I got oh well I just bought my uh oh attach to the waste to illuminate surroundings oh sick hell yeah so can I so I could just take off um probably eliminates a smaller area right but that’s fine so if I just I mean I don’t I don’t really need that on how do I attach it to my waist brother is it already there it’s like a torch you don’t need to hold so you can two hand that goes in the same slot as your heels oh it goes in the same I always forget how to [ __ ] put it in there though wait really so he just moved I dude I’m not even kidding I always [ __ ] forget how to do this [ __ ] I’m not even joking I just can’t remember how to do it so you just move to hit hit X like you would when you heal and it’s lights I thought I did it through [ __ ] um whoops no yeah I I know but I I can’t remember how to put [ __ ] there I thought I had to do it here this [ __ ] confuses the [ __ ] Enemy by the way oh I’m a [ __ ] genius I’m a genius brother I I just I just look past the item yeah brother let’s [ __ ] go it’s a GG’s hey I can beat a moose boss second try but I can’t [ __ ] put on a lantern bro name another streamer name another streamer you couldn’t couldn’t do it I’m not like the rest of them it’s that noise why are they why are they making that noise oh no no no wait no no no no no no no no no no oh you’re you’re [ __ ] annoying m is on the way I don’t even see it yet can’t spell now you see why I failed English oh give me a Grace please what the [ __ ] is it dude also there’s really no Grace is this like going to hurt me oh no it’s not like that all right yes I hear the jingle yes I’m actually just going to run past it bro I am like in this [ __ ] another small tip when you see something you can pick up if the light is white it is bit oh my God that makes a lot of sense [ __ ] okay that does make a ton of sense dog I I just really I need to find a grace before I do anything further thank you for answering my prayers okay that’s a great tip I did not know that am I missing like where this map fragment might be I legitimately just have not seen it uh I don’t think I feel like I’m looking over it but maybe I’m not oh it’s further north but I can see it on this map I can’t or I can’t see it on this map cuz I’m [ __ ] losing my mind looking for this thing right now sometimes the [ __ ] Blends too I would say if you’re running through enemies see a blue thing let pick up especially since you need somber smithing Stones okay cool hey babe want to order sushi let’s do it you got to come get my phone I’m not seeing this thing so I’m just going to okay here hold on no so I am okay so I I’m really close to where I’m supposed to be it’s hidden by the clouds on the map that’s so [ __ ] stupid that’s what that is oh here sorry uh find a spot I don’t know just keep running North clear the fog oh was that what I actually do oh I didn’t know that’s what it did yes no nope you got you got it okay I didn’t know C the fog ah dude okay that makes sense holy [ __ ] what’s that place we got from before uh good what the [ __ ] oh my God a Grace I need all right let’s see uh it’s right by me oh it’s right here right [Music] yeah oh all right so I can clear this one I I had to go way further than I thought yeah yeah sometimes it’s howo this place is sick dude I actually want to um God I want to explore this way more there’s like a part of me that is a little uh dying inside cuz my exploratory mind just wants to go and [ __ ] hit things and watch or look at cities now we are cooking with nuclear fusion holy [ __ ] that isn’t this is Helm’s Deep or no not Helms Deep sorry this is Minister give me a Grace brother this is the Academy I think I can’t look at the map when I have aggro that’s annoying I’m a mobile on a small screen no you’re good you’re good whoa oh thank God I don’t want to travel all the way over here and get [ __ ] railed by a random first off evening therefore beautiful first off circling around and then see key those quarters battle wait can I knock all of these down I this looks like the [ __ ] gold mine dude oh [ __ ] oh my God wait all these come down where the key is so w oh yeah okay um don’t F the dragon you’ll die I don’t plan to I don’t know where the key actually is I Sid’s got my phone so I’m just going to run behind the dragon see what’s up there it is bye [ __ ] by [ __ ] sucks the suck about it is you want your [ __ ] key I don’t have Discord on here now you just enter the academy oh my God he’s being he’s being annoying isn’t he there we go okay oh now I just enter the academy okay uh simple enough simple enough am I actually going to the entrance here Academy Gate Town okay this is seems promising oh sick yep you’re going to the right place okay now I just enter the academy well can I just run past these guys actually let me try to find a there’s got to be a Grace around here somewhere right probing on the phone is hard no you both are mobile it’s all good I would like to find a grace before I move on but W wait did I did I actually oh yeah yeah I’m not even far holy [ __ ] good call dude I’ve been running around so much I had no idea where I like I double back here oh my God no no no no that is so depressing on every [ __ ] level man well guess I’m [ __ ] going back to the Grave is my thought my trusty Steed was dead bro um I got stuck in [ __ ] I’m going to get so lost in here by the way just running in here yeah I I know that I know that now I know that scared the [ __ ] out of me but I played it off nicely right oh there’s a Grace here thank God I know hold on all right hold on [ __ ] out of my Lobby [ __ ] nice thank you the spam bot show that you’re famous oh is this it just is it a small one oh never mind never mind I [Music] didn’t I’m ordering food guys hold on holy [ __ ] they got a lot oh here we go baked here we go big big oh they don’t have a big lobster they got big salmon though that’s pretty du we’re going to add that uh what the hell is that and then can I get let’s see if you want while you eat you can watch the Elden ring trailers oh this won’t even get here by the time I’m off I’m sure but like the original ones for the games release in the DLC trailer oh yeah that’s not a bad idea um oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I got a baked salmon roll and Japanese Fried Chicken oh and then throw some rice in that be I think there’s like sides um okay so we’re at this door seek Dragon seek Lake oh I already did that seek gesturing and then seek Dragon seek something okay oh I already did that though you found a simple map check inventory do I need this though oh mine is so bad too luck it’s like it’s [ __ ] terrible man oh sorry it didn’t give me the prompt immediately I was like what’s going on here all right I thought it was making me do something first that’s why a this place looks sick okay so I still don’t know where I’m going though because um I don’t have the video up what’s up yeah it’s fine uh take the elevator then now if you want to explore go ahead if you want to go directly to boss the video will show you where to go WTH required ahead that’s F why that’s fine I mean but don’t don’t don’t like half of me or anything just like a little little bit tiny bit that’s fine but but just do just do tiny bit um okay so well I need that because I need to freaking see this video bro you won’t need the video this dungeon is much more linear than storm Bale oh so I can just start following this I have to send this down I’m just going to do it anyway carry on my wayward s who yed over there welcome to the academy this place is great this place looks [ __ ] sweet dude what the [ __ ] oh my God do they ever stop please bird could this be a dog I know what this means now the building is [ __ ] yeah that’s oh this place is full of them oh my God this is like Hogwarts oh oh all right I [ __ ] you up brother oh you weren’t even Dead Brother wait for it wait for it I bet you get put in Hufflepuff wait Dereck how’ you [ __ ] know what dud I actually did that’s crazy man why the [ __ ] you say that yeah these guys are oh [ __ ] this guy is a cage around his body bro this in lore is the most prestigious Magic School in the land between oh run by rala okay that’s [ __ ] dope I like that yeah this place looks very yeah looks very wizard wizardy somber somber Smith itself so boys here we go let’s get it exactly what we needed exactly what we needed try left I like that I like that I’ll take a Grace anywhere I can get it when you get to her after the boss fight I will explain some more lore you you’re really confident I’m going to beat her dude I I feel like I feel really wow I feel respected I don’t have any of that uh how much monies do I have not a lot of monies bird therefore try seed okay now fast travel back to the round table level sword oh you think that’s definitely worth okay I think you I think you’re right though I think you’re right that’s got to be worth since you can fast Trav back here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh dude I’m excited for this [ __ ] boss I’ve needed a little a little bit of a toughy and a you know I haven’t had a tough boss in a minute so I always go the wrong way man well I’ll take you for that matter it’s lay out your arms then lay out your arms then yes brother let’s go okay so now I need four main Academy Gate Church of Church of Kaku there bir got a face too chur of K fruit weak fo ahead therefore try rolling I got very lucky cuz I uh I didn’t really understand what they were trying to tell me here oh my god oh you’re so annoying oh wow oh my God wait no I didn’t even [ __ ] I [Music] aha I behind what why does a school have a graveyard and it’s an American School detour ahead did you level sword my internet C out uh yes yes I did try down um okay be wary of right wait what oh oh I took a different way down behold death oh my God he shoots out a bunch holy [ __ ] well done thank you oh that’s cool areas in this game are so amazing and beautiful dude they’re so [ __ ] cool man this game is so cool and it just froze oh my God okay I thought I lagged out I was about to be so sad oh dude I didn’t even know I wasn’t bro what would I literally do without you guys likely jumping off oh that thing stop said it before I’ll say it again this is why I’m glad you bro it’s so [ __ ] good man oh you ran into the blade brother oh my God oh my God wait I’m getting I’m getting just just just [ __ ] oh no wait I didn’t mean to do that sorry I thought I had my thing ready what are you doing bro when you said you’ve never played other ring I was like hold on let’s fix that and on top of that never played a Souls game so that’s uh also something a little new this is why I level that sword look at that damage yeah that’s [ __ ] insane try left all right there’s a reason they’re saying that be wary of left seek right huh mushroom mushroom that was it or is this he was putting his hands in the air cuz you just don’t care don’t hate yeah that’s actually a me thing armor where is this guy pointing hold on the [ __ ] are you pointing dog that’s literally okay great dude are you ready Tranquility what’s over here you worry of enemy it works great in both ways you get a challenging with amazing in my opinion best game ever made uh as a viewer we get see you struggle and help out I I do be struggling every now and then wait but I kind of want to oh it’s on the ledge [ __ ] I’m a dummy bro wait what oh I jump down there oh wait also sorry I forgot something dude does this look cool on me oh hey hell no man nope nope oh wait wait I like I had this one on hell no Sons out guns out baby sons out guns out hey what are y’all doing your boy your boys only know what’s happening right now oh yo [Music] oh yeah buddy that’s pretty fat that’s pretty fat I look a little stupid with the headpiece boots with the fur oh my God no no no no no you you see my legs that that ain’t it that ain’t it I’m keeping the [ __ ] Stone head though dude I’m heavy now ah [ __ ] am I really [ __ ] all right let’s take out the gloves we don’t need the gloves still heavy all right we don’t need the [ __ ] boots fine fine [ __ ] Armor’s tight though can I get back up oh I can oh this is where I was before okay I mean do I fight this enemy I feel like I have to right is not what I was expecting to come out of there oh oh bro you weak as [ __ ] dog oh God you hit hard as [Music] [ __ ] gravity well that’s pretty [ __ ] dope guess I’ll have the level Stam so you can wear the gloves yeah oh somber smithing Stone worth try jumping all already did thank you li ahead okay yeah I probably do have to level a bit more of my stamina cuz I feel like I do struggle with that lately all right now we go up this is insane dude uh uh uh uh running required ahead item ahead happy Friday baddy Daddy hey Baha kabash it is a happy Friday Got Sushi on the way eating good tonight playing a little bit of Elden d d d ding what’s up boys no God holy [ __ ] dude please no no no wait Grace ahead where this way Place pretty cool for real but Annoying no I love this place actually I’m like this is one of my favorites already then wish had some sushi on the way hint hint hint hint hint brother why is it always death um I don’t know maybe it shouldn’t be mean grace ahe where dude oh yeah just got to progress a little bit you know saying next graci you gate and go back level the sword again oh yeah you right you right you right all right let’s let’s get the odds um right back I got to hit the Postmates [Music] hey hey um it’s this way it’s this way right this way this way he doesn’t have four he need some oh I need some oh I need four wait did I not pick up six took you for no matter out your arms then oh [ __ ] oh I need a four not a three I I see I see well [ __ ] all right it’s all good uh where the [ __ ] was I at I have to go back here and then go oh I was underground technically so I got to wait can I was I was I in a dungeon I was right I took an elevator do I have to run all this again what was the what was the grace called though if it isn’t the same area you were just in TP it’s not the classroom different grade oh it was a Schoolhouse oh okay oh I guess it was the schoolhouse Close Quarters battle required ahead I’m about to beat this guy’s ass man the [ __ ] damn the urge to rock those [ __ ] robes kind of cracked but can’t do it won’t do it be warry of left oh does that jar just come alive is that why it does I [ __ ] knew it dude dude this game’s too predictable I love the Burger King looking hats they have that’s what it reminds me of BK dude oh it even boosts intellect oh did you go back in the ground you stupid dummy wait I thought it hits I thought it hits the guy I thought I thought I hit him I I was oh you’re such a [ __ ] I like my buddy better your ass oh [ __ ] what’s up BK boys oh [ __ ] BK boys mad they Mad God they’re so [ __ ] annoying dude toct all man has been fighting living plants I also been like jump scared in this game multiple times why is it always you don’t have have the right what try playing offline if you think it’s too predictable wait what do you mean try playing offline I thought it was offline be wor of up I I don’t I don’t know I don’t know what that means though oh oh it’s just the guy up above okay yeah sorry sorry my Bizzle oh [ __ ] yall just stay over there okay hidden path ahead keep moving ahead oh they don’t even care anymore that’s actually pretty lit oh here we [ __ ] go oh if you’re offline you get no messages yo that’s actually [ __ ] N I kind of need that we don’t we don’t play that way I I like my messages roll into that wall with the messages oh sneaky [Music] sneaky Talisman ahead nice visions of Angel and then time for sorcery so how is Magic wielding in this game like doing purely magic is that fun I feel like that’d be fun as [ __ ] in this game oh lit I needed that these are hidden all over the game in every fromsoft game really okay so I got to be a little uh little more mindful jumping ahead no hidden path ahead feel like I should probably just pop this oh Magic is broken it’s op you should roll into all the walls that seem sus or have messages on them okay good to know the [ __ ] oh wait this is a like this is an actual enemy though right is this something too super op magic is always been broken really okay cuz I feel like it’d be really fun I mean I would do it after I do like obviously one playthrough I wouldn’t do a switch up to it and if it’s op then uh it doesn’t doesn’t seem that great but um but I would like to try it cuz I feel like it seems fun as [ __ ] so what is this Talisman do oh [ __ ] what’s up boy be wor of Ambush I already killed them all I already killed them all it’s all good though thanks though which one was it it was the oh okay so nothing I can do unless I switch to my magic build oh okay so that was a door so I came from there now I got to go I go I go back up here oh and now we got by okay we got boss so is this is this but there be Victory oh unless you resp it a magic no no I won’t do it I won’t especially if it’s like op all right takes lots of setup so magic builds are much better for second playthroughs okay oh my God oh my my god oh my god dude just conjured up a [ __ ] sword with his mouth oh please daddy daddy doggy please daddy do doy please oh daddy doggy oh I did that guy [ __ ] suck they gave Red Wolf no health for some reason yeah dude’s ass bro I got a lot of oh my God I’m rich I’m rich okay so let’s do since my sword be hitting hard AF let’s just do that right now and then maybe oh I could do one in Arcane yeah let’s do it [ __ ] it man say it’s predictable fights a red wolf that can summon a sword from his mouth dude I saw it bro I saw it coming from a mile away though like actually it’s too easy oh God I’m going to [ __ ] this up no oh endurance I should have but that’s okay that’s fine damn I was going to say endurance for more weight I know I know that’s all right that’s all right well done and then praise the message okay yeah I know I know it’s all right though right right Ahad so to speak hidden path ahead ladder ahead try jumping in then seek precious item I’m looking cooler though that’s for sure I just didn’t want like the chest piece to be super early area armor it looks so [ __ ] lame this area is Crazy by the way no way I make it on this thing this is [ __ ] stupid I’m not doing it I don’t give a [ __ ] oh Crystal bud no secret ahead running attack ahead I mean they’re lying right okay I just want to make sure just want to make sure you worry of something incredible something incredible ahead o what’ that do oh I should have used these at the um I might go back actually because I I totally forgot I had all these let me see how much money I get depending on how much I have oh I’m definitely going to be able to upgrade something else I might as well do it right this is a uh required item for magic builds okay so I don’t really need to worry about it there is a wall in a certain area of the game that players found out took 50 hits to open what the [ __ ] who’s got that time uh I’m going to oh they patched it it was a bug oh this is where I was just at right it was just at this one yeah I think I can level up something else too one boss away from DLC wo woo let’s go nice okay endurance boom okay let’s see if I can at least put on like the uh the boots I don’t really mind let me see if I can put on the these little hand pieces though I can can I put on the boots too let’s [ __ ] go baby w w w okay now we got to go back and then we are going to I’m assuming we’re getting close to the boss right I don’t have a lot of time to try her today but the Imp mask is so much easier to to draw thank you wait are you oh oh you’re drawing it God that’s so SI look that shit’s by the way it’s super cool that you do that stuff [ __ ] awesome wor have left I mean I’m going to go kill this guy anyway [Music] now more gold runes D I am just rich brother this does not look fun don’t make noise you made Noise Okay we’re good don’t tell your buddy just don’t tell your buddy oh your buddy’s alive still oh my God he’s alive God endurance might be a big play cuz I feel like I run out of stamina so much now super close to boss let’s go way of group can I just jump down here I think I’m going to jump down here did I big brain this still no Warrior friend ahead first off tear oh wait this it isn’t this where the [ __ ] I just was I’m so mad I didn’t know this was where I was okay so I took that shortcut I got it first off right oh that’s the [ __ ] dude okay I had a blond I did have a blonde moment dude [ __ ] little doggo uh let’s just stealth as much as we can around these peeps um oh what the [ __ ] is that thing wait is that the boss is that the [ __ ] boss that’s not even the boss dude that [ __ ] looks crazy hi bsp how you doing Papa that’s just an enemy oh look at that [Music] so if you want to go to the boss ASAP no Rocky stick right on the cliff and follow till you see the way to get to the bridge oh oh I’m okay okay hold on hold on why did I do this why did I do this dude okay so I need to go I know what you guys are saying hold on let me let me I’m going to go back and use this uh the bridge is with the bridge on the left is your destination taking that [ __ ] suck my ass I wanted to sleep e okay let me go back actually maybe there’s another Grace though yeah thoughts wait so for clarification uh this what I’m looking at or this way towards Scythe lady or this way away from Scythe lady or sorry like pendulum [ __ ] lady [ __ ] roller derby lady I don’t know what is she on right now I TR to make sure I’m not going the oh toward s lady okay the big bridge by okay cool I’m just going to be fully honest with you I am not [ __ ] touching her you go to the right of the fountain and I’m trying to get on those things to get to that walkway all right if that’s the case the Virgin abductor well well then I will never get captured by her let me just go here anyway uh because re up my [ __ ] and then I can’t do anything with uh okay cuz I only have one golden seed okay you guys remember how [ __ ] I was at doing this before oh she’s [ __ ] going to be so mad when she sees me doing this what’ I do oh my God no no it keeps coming down [ __ ] you guys didn’t tell me there was a [ __ ] ball dude I hate all of you bad coin purse ahead good by the way your favorite thing balls come down a staircase cannot open from this side suck me dude hey there some big balls that drop down the bridge thank you Nemo thank you a little late little late but uh giant dog ahead I’m not I’m not [ __ ] taking that [ __ ] last time I took that [ __ ] it put me in a bad spot actually no it didn’t it put me to the guy that wanted death route or something some [ __ ] like that is this the boss bro what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you’re [ __ ] washed buddy yeah you suck dick oh that Shield’s kind of dope though might start using Shields guys take it it takes you to the best NPC for this boss like like I mean I’m not taking it NBC has killed so many people underground tomb this way or not this way elevator or not elev oh [ __ ] my bad dog I didn’t mean to piss you off I’ll leave y’all tell me elevator or no elevator take the elevator to get the boss dude I have so much to explore around here though right like that is a lot of [ __ ] I can explore boss is up the elevator but that way is a door so you can skip the stairs the main areas are so good to explore this place looks insane I want to like really really explore this place wait is that a [ __ ] joke are they just going to let me roll into a wall I know I’m just checking all the messages you never know right I know I know I got to open the door I just Proby summoning if you kill her I already have a drawing for the victory no shot really my god let’s [ __ ] go man get me in there oh we get a little Sim simic Sim okay sh [Music] what oh hush little Calver I’ll soon biry a new a Sweeting fresh and pure dude dude holy [ __ ] oh my God they’re actually all existing [Music] I know y’all are tossing books at me are you [ __ ] out of your mind dude this is [ __ ] already likely fleeing oh my [Music] God why is that floating why is that floating kill the ones with the gold circles got it oh my God the music in this [ __ ] [ __ ] is crazy I don’t see glowing [Music] [Music] anymore oh dude this is like a [ __ ] fever dream oh my God what is happening dude oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] come sweet time what’s happening what’s happening oh it’s the one singing that that was [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] wait this it come sweet time to be B stop throwing books at me [ __ ] [Music] this is incredibly creepy I see you singing over there ain’t no singing in my library chica stop please easiest F of my life dude wait is that it that’s it my beloved have no fear I will hold thee patience ye will be countless born forever and ever who’s this upon my name is rannie the witch mother’s Rich Slumber shall not be disturbed by thee foul trespasser send word far and wide what’s what’s happening here why are we we’re in complete darkness of the last queen of Kia rala of the full moo oh this is [ __ ] nuts and the Majesty of the night she conjure oh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my God [Music] oh you think you’re [ __ ] funny huh oh you think you’re [ __ ] under my [Music] moon please please don’t tell me that I start at phase one [Music] oh [Music] no so you remember the blue chick who gave you the Bel to summons this is her mom oh Ronnie the blue witch set this thing up in case anyone would try to fight rala that’s the lore okay I have to do the boulder again wait I didn’t have anything closer I’ll wait send out your [ __ ] ball you do start a phase one but it’s easier fight no no no honestly it this feels easy and I just didn’t attack her um wa do you have to do this every time too oh thank [ __ ] Christ yeah I I do feel like she’s much easier than godric you deci to his one especially with her weapon and you said she has very low poison is weak to bleed good good something I do especially yeah oh okay yeah I’m I’m only going to try this boss a couple more times 801 is our delivery for food I know I know unless you like balls in your face there’s no way to oh wait there oh there is a way to stop the balls [Music] got to get my runes so it’s still only three right and then she’ll fall okay great great love that [Music] oh dude why did I not move away bro okay lady stop time to be B stop with your annoying ass books dude I don’t know where this one is by the way [Music] [Music] guys this is my last attempt of the Night by the way I hate to throw it on you like this but this is it right here I don’t even know okay that was I don’t know what that does no dude oh my [Music] god oh no [Music] there’s no way she’s like oh my God there’s no way right can I just straight up run to her I have to oh I have to kill it I haven’t even fought this [ __ ] Dragon yet dude oh dude oh my God I didn’t know it was this far we got to do it for the culture I I hate to do it but we got to do it for the culture oh I for real just had to live oh [ __ ] she summoned the Wolves oh I shouldn’t have done this I’m not going to I’m not going to feel good about this no I’m [Music] [Music] my [ __ ] I can’t dude I can’t I can’t I can’t dude I can’t I H I have a heart out I gotta I got to respect it dude can’t on that car I dude I have to I got I got responsibilities man I can’t I can’t [ __ ] I got responsibilities I do literally easiest [ __ ] boss in the game and I choked the last like 5% of her health bar dude oh my God she sucks [ __ ] dick she is so easy bro and I choked it because I went for the dragon do you want to know the problem dude I went for the dragon because when I was locked on I couldn’t I couldn’t whip it over to her so I thought she was like immune to damage at that point so I I didn’t know if I had to fight the dragon or not so I [ __ ] I focused the dragon and I couldn’t I I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t know how many RS did I lose by the way dude it is trash sometimes bro oh my God that is so annoying all right oh yeah dude I mean she’s [ __ ] cake I don’t know how many runs I’m about to lose by logging out but whatever it doesn’t even matter I I got to spend a lot and I know I’m going to like oh my God she’s so easy if I can ignore my responsibilities you can ignore yours I can’t dude I can’t I can’t I can’t but um hey dude guys thank you for the the subs the bits and everything this [ __ ] was so fun um I think this is this is so far my favorite elen ring stream I think we got a lot done and she should have died and I can’t believe she didn’t and I’m sad but um oh the runes will stay okay next stream will start with a banger it will it will I’m sorry I don’t I don’t want to go on it but I don’t want to leave on that but but again responsibilities um dude I appre you guys so much for the Bitties the subs um all of that love just hanging out I think this Elden ring shit’s been super fun I’m going to have a blast uh and when is next stream oh um could be early Sunday look at look out for early Sunday little a little bit on Saturday maybe but early Sunday we’ll do we’ll do one for early Sunday we’re at least going to kill her Sunday I don’t give a [ __ ] um so yeah look out for early Sunday all right guys okay appreciate you all thank you for all the love seriously means the world um don’t forget to carry the two what I don’t know what that means I don’t know I don’t know what that means am I forgetting something already all right guys follow the socials thank you B for that by the way um follow the socials the Discord to make sure you know when I go live and um yeah I appreciate you guys a ton see you guys
