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[Music] so now okay we’re live for a couple [Music] hours and um done there this will go over here and then this will go [Music] here um I’m missing something what am I missing oh oh oh that’s I’m missing I am here on my way to work oh sh oh right right you about to start your shift what yeah oh you said noise cancelling not noise cancelling enough honey buttons um okay well get off your phone while you’re driving or unless you’re not driving don’t be typing while you’re driving I’ll roundhouse kick your your dick off your body um all right we are uh yeah we’re doing we’re doing some midday Elden ring here for your boy because I I am hooked [Music] brother I just pulled up the work so I’m fine okay good good well then I’m happy to have you uh I’m booting this game up and we’re getting into it am I close to another boss I wonder I don’t know um how’s everybody doing everybody doing good everybody chilling everybody having a good [Music] time why am I just white screened here I don’t always text but when I do I drive that’s good that’s good you know what [ __ ] do live life on the edge do whatever you want you know I’m doing good man I’m doing super good um my job currently is about to go on a bit of a Hiatus so I’m going to have a lot more time which is great because that means more Clips more you know more streams probably not late streams I actually probably do more day streams like this uh maybe early morning streams too which I actually would prefer to do if I can um so oh my God [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] um but yeah I’m doing good I got like a uh I got a little soft promotion for work so I’ve been kind of getting railed a bit which um is not a bad thing it’s a good thing but I uh could really use this break so I’m feeling good I’m feeling really good but yeah more hopefully more time to do like more time to do smaller streams would be the ideal thing here so I finally beat Elden ring all 165 bosses defeated now I’m waiting for that DLC wow dude how many people have that achievement like how many people beat all of it okay so last thing I did is I got the flask right yeah I got the flask of wondrous uh sis only took me 66 hours of ingame time that’s pretty good considering I am already how how many hours am I in this game 11 hours 11 hours but also new player and I re chat a lot and [ __ ] like that so it’s probably not that bad so that’s as far south as I think I can go there’s a lot more to explore I kind of just want to hit this I actually kind of want to hit the southern area I think dude I was so Brie I was watching people like I don’t know it’s probably because the DLC is getting released but um everybody’s playing Elden ring at least that I watch right now and they’re like these dudes really what the [ __ ] is this guy no wait oh am I going to lose him now hold on I got to try this who the [ __ ] is this guy yo yo what the [ __ ] can I get his horse dude can I get the he’s a [ __ ] boss oh my God okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on no no sir stop brother oh this is going to be hard to fight this guy not on Horseback right oh [ __ ] no you suck I knew you were going to do it I knew you were going to do it dude why did I just [ __ ] logged in and I got this [ __ ] [ __ ] please sir I had to eat that I had to eat it I had to eat it I had to take his horse out I had to take a horse out [Music] okay his mount’s getting a little low here Chief no come here oh [ __ ] boy inflicted a bleed on your ass oh God no no I got to get dude off his horse no bro you’re such a you’re a bad person no no you’re a bad person you’re a bad person you’re [ __ ] dude whoa wait yeah like everyone is playing El ring right now yeah so I was watching a lot of these dudes like like Nick MKS Tim the T man bro your boy’s not doing so bad though they’re using summons they’re getting which I didn’t know there was like these little allies you can get and [ __ ] like that they can get [ __ ] allies to help you fight bosses I didn’t [ __ ] know that no oh Knights Calvary spawn in certain areas only at night you can get their armor if you kill them what wait so he’s not going to come back here [ __ ] dude his armor was sick oh I’m sad man I’m so sad you get fight in my horseback I suck at horseback dude I I know you said it was or somebody said it was user on controller I refuse to believe that hello oh [ __ ] I didn’t even see these [ __ ] guys if you go to the grace you can pass time till night and go fight him again oh true true that’s actually not a bad gig maybe I’ll do that actually i d i just spawn into that [ __ ] R ahead be war of Madness try Target lock oh W it’s not a bad idea there are lots of knights Cavalry fights you need to Kill Them All to get the AR oh you need to Kill Them All to get the armor not really so enticed to go and just do that now but oh oh rip oh [ __ ] yo why you all like that I’m a little uninterested in fighting all these guys actually okay yeah I’m not I mean it’s a boss Rune so I do it for levels that’s true and like I could already beat this guy so it’s a bad day brother it’s a bad day brother I am a little bit like curious about this entire uh area though so I got to do this first because now I’m kind of in it so yeah but they were like all these all these streamers using all these summons and [ __ ] man come on come on like I think Tim got maret and [ __ ] I don’t know less than 10 tries but also hey dude summons in an ally he had a [ __ ] jellyfish I don’t even know where to get a jellyfish hi I’m awake for stream now hi Marissa you are you know what’s funny I do always think I always think about you Marissa when I do a day stream I like Marissa is going to be stoked about this oh I’m not going to use a shield but what are what are y’all praying to over here you mind if I just like oh do they not like they don’t really They Don’t Really Care huh they’re just kind of that is very true you also need to decide do you want to use this oh this sword or big heavy swords ah dude I feel like this sword is nice though you know is there like a way I can get down here somewhere actually I kind of want to use like kind of do want to use heavies tier ahead giant sword ahead fck now there’s a giant sword oh big rat big rat boy what the [ __ ] I need you to pull get out of my way you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] dude there’s no way you’re going to put baby in a corner right that is very true yeah good good I’m glad the flame of frenzy oh a lot of people doing first time playthroughs are using summons uh I’m like do what you want but don’t youare talk down to those who are struggling and not using summons yeah wait so it said wait I thought it said sword ahead no I’m just kidding I don’t dude I honestly I I don’t care what people do you know I think it’s a pride thing for me over over anything that I just don’t want to do it so I could say I didn’t do without summons it doesn’t mean anything though and if anything I’m just kind of wasting my time by not using them but I it feels really good good when I don’t have to and I’m only talking mainly on bosses I actually should use it a lot more when I’m in the open world like this didn’t this say sword ahead like big sword ahead am I missing something giant sword ahead oh my God oh my God wine Styles just subscri very early for you wow wi thanks yeah I know um I’m you know I’m trying to get some early streams in I’m G to be doing this a lot more I think all right well I mean I don’t think I got to unless that was a sword was that the sword I wi how you doing that wasn’t it right no it wasn’t it um I don’t know bande I don’t know I kind of want to use like I do kind of want to use heavy like big big swords Big Boy swords [Music] wait did I forget this guy oh I’m so sorry it was a pride thing for me too I used only the Morning Star mace the spiky ball on the top and it flick bleed the whole playthrough was a struggle for some bosses but I loved it yeah it and I don’t know dude like I’m not a [ __ ] gamer by any means like I can I can handle it I just um this game is a little bit tough to get used to but once I get used to it it’s it’s solid where’s bande mod check oh bande is on uh he’s on the YouTube side right now wait where’s this there’s got to be a way if they’re showing this building I can get in here right the church over here I got to I got to go explore oh little rat he’s trying to get my watch time up so I can get paid so then I can quit my job and stream for you guys full-time thoughts thoughts full-time streamer we’re getting close to the th000 subs on YouTube though which is one of the prere for doing it oh that was the church I’m an idiot so this is just a big Village am I done clearing this out I guess I probably am okay running to YouTube link it oh um let me link it for you hold on oh yeah uh oh there you go I’m a dum mean yeah you can just do that uh what did you say B said uh I only say you should choose soon because it’s going to be hard to Pivot from a DEX Build to a strength build although after the next major boss you’ll be able to respect your character yeah I also do think think I mean I think you’re right in the sense that it also um it’s also going to be tricky to to do it just like play style in general so like right now I know I can swing fast and I can play a certain style uh and I feel like switching to a heavy sword is going to be really really tough but I actually don’t know if feel like rocket a heavy is also trickier I don’t know if that should oh my God I almost [ __ ] just sent it off the cliff how do I get down here I don’t think I can oh good W you also got a cigarette here so make sure to level up that flask at a gray site yeah yeah I’m about to do it right now I’m a big girl I can do it myself good good good good good good good he’s a sec tier oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what do we got we have five and one still yeah that’s good um where do I want to go I need to get down on this road ooh ooh wait yeah how how the [ __ ] do I get down maybe over hi wow Hi Marissa hi YouTube Marissa what’s popping there’s a Grace down there do I die here is that Brandon Star Struck oh stop oh stop do I die I die from this fall right I have to go all all the way around here bro that’s why that’s why I’m like a DEX Build would be good for you fast swings you want you canas and other things oh my God what the [ __ ] that thing is ugly uh if you want to use katas and other things basically you can inflict so much uh status bleed poison rot Etc with Dex blades yeah it’s probably better for me right I think we’re coming to the conclusion that I I just I need to stay Dex Dex builds you know and that’s fine dude God I didn’t know this game was going to go hard mode on me right now can’t find my way down there we go is that Brandon I will murder you oh this is where I was I just needed to swing over to the left oh my God is this where the party is at hey I don’t know who sub because I can’t figure out how to show the subs but thanks for the sub on the YouTubes and yes this is exactly where the party is at another subie oh oh my God wait there’s a shut up shut up shut up shut up shut wow thanks for the other subie whoever did that cuz I can’t see it cuz your boy doesn’t know how to set that up oh no this is on top of the [ __ ] Mountain I guess I really do have to go around huh stay deck uh strength build then level viig and other [ __ ] if you find a blade you really want to use you can always do spect for yeah and I got a little bit of um I got a small bit of knowledge on how to use heavy stuff so oh I have 6,000 let me see Bren is wild he didn’t know there was a Grace whatever do don’t bring it up what’s up Brandon Marissa [ __ ] you’re dead you’re dead to me what was I do oh oh we’re just going to keep going Vigor then all right so I got to just follow this road Brendan dude Lind I hate you dude I hate you stop no dude I know brandan totally different not even the same not even oh this is the grace I had to get oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah more big more better Brendan Brendon Brendon dude I [ __ ] hate you come on man if I spelled my name like that dude cringy no no no oh my God bro I was beating your ass brondon running ahead are you ready yes oh wait I running ahead from what bridge time for bridge what could this be danger I don’t know you guys said Running Oh another little tip if you see any caves I recommend doing them they can give you uh so many useful Talisman and [ __ ] oh okay cool did I walk by one is that why you’re saying it also wait I did get something um I think it was an equipment piece maybe a Talisman I don’t know what it was it was like a flame thing or something H I don’t know dude stop I hate I hate uh let’s go to this little Labyrinth thing to the right this sounds pretty cool unless there’s something tucked away back here all these different variations of of Brandon makes me hure which is correct I start reading him and I’m like wait how is my name actually spelled oh you look kind of this guy looks kind of crazy you look crazy bro and you’re dead as [ __ ] so lonely I don’t even okay cool I don’t feel that lonely no but same yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh it’s the [ __ ] flower [ __ ] again man oh I like what we’re running into here this looks good this looks healthy it’s it’s not spelled with an O so it’s wrong stop dude my parents I know my parents were [ __ ] they were weird well yeah they were yeah they were [ __ ] and they made me and that’s weird let’s just go this way we need to sneak we need to sneak Brandon yeah that that that spelling is pain dude hey what are you all going to right now just curious can I just take all you out one fell swo okay you get better nerds [ __ ] nerds dude why do they ragd doll so crazy when you bag them wait they don’t they don’t let you they don’t let you bag though yeah dude get [ __ ] on I’m an adult let me get the grace before this guy royally [ __ ] me weezing brondon bro you [ __ ] this is ridiculous bro prows cradling the soulless Dem God oh America Queen Eternal here’s your Onana child Hiding Place ahead Hiding Place ahead something came out of the ground didn’t it oh it’s a bunch of things coming out of the ground oh you’re you’re a [ __ ] I wasn’t even ready for you yet wait what’s happening oh it wasn’t even dead oh they come back to life that’s [ __ ] man that’s so [ __ ] oh y’all got two lives and [ __ ] that ain’t right dude that ain’t right necessary item oh necessary item where’s a necessary item I know there’s one in the maum at the beginning so I will get that but do they mean something else oh oh well not the shield right skeleton skeleton oh another sacred tier www I do this every sacred tier oh and I got to talk to um Molina use a sa T to increase amount of I don’t know why I had to read that like I don’t know what that does what do you got for me homie spoken Echoes of Queen Mar linger here as well shall I share them with you I’m interested America’s own words then after thy death I will give back what I once claimed returned to the lands between wage war and brandish the Elder ring grow strong in the face of death Warriors of my lord lord Godfrey anyone else is here the name Godfrey and and just like immediately hate that character because of game Thrones I forgot you dudes are back how do I get down oh maybe I got to do that wispy [ __ ] wispy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh oh sick wasn’t even worried bro what the [ __ ] y’all chill dude o demium Dude hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on everybody [ __ ] calm yourselves a little bit here let me just let me just that was [ __ ] all right oh [ __ ] you’re still here bro why you hiding behind the tree man oh you’re so annoying oh [ __ ] yo you’re kind of a big boy shouldn’t have jumped should have jumped give me a second how long you planning on streaming today uh I will be on at least until uh 600 p.m. Pacific Standard Time Dem human go fight them [ __ ] I am going to go fight him I just needed other guys not on my ass I could aggro this guy though first right how about I do that dots he [ __ ] hated that he [ __ ] hated that oh my God how many are you oh he’s so mad he’s so mad oh I missed you dude chill chill chill chill chill chill it’s fine oh my God he’s breaking [ __ ] this guys’s got a [ __ ] attitude problem yeah your boys your boys are chocked buddy oh [ __ ] oh he’s got hella spells and [ __ ] man uh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh my God okay okay all right all right all right all right oh you guys you guys are oh you guys are [ __ ] annoying okay get your ugly asses out here please hey tell your boy to hold up holy [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are you all coming from oh my God stop that was that was very annoying all right all right all right all right now you’re on a [ __ ] tree stump there ain’t no way bro oh he’s not that bad he’s not that bad he’s not that bad right in your dick buddy oh my God he hated that he hated that right in his right in his [ __ ] CAC I’m just going to go for it oh God thank [ __ ] Heavens bro oh Crystal burst a magic spell wow and string wow this Demi human’s name is definitely bronan dude it’s not I gu was pretty easy actually uh behold fear and let there be loyalty what do leaf do oh just okay just incredibly rare to find got it try strong Foe and then try friendship wait what wait was I not supposed to kill him likely enemy I just did I just pick up [ __ ] wait did I just pick up what did that say gold gold trimmed excrement what did that just say did I just pick up [ __ ] gold tinged excrement I just picked up [ __ ] why did I what the [ __ ] how much do I sell for though a lot of money leave to crafting yeah yeah okay uh oo hey hundy that was actually an NPC you were supposed to talk to and you killed him this is a joke I promise okay Jesus Christ I was like not he like I swear to God he was mad from the get-go uh okay so I did that let’s [Music] go I feel like we got to hit this entire area so might as well do [Music] it still a little bum that said uh I said large sword ahead and I didn’t get anything will this bring me all the way back up oh my [ __ ] God I know I did that feel like I got to kill this I don’t know this flower’s kind of screaming at me here I don’t have any flame arrows I think that’s that’s how they said to kill these things too [Music] right you’re so mad I need you to bleed I need you to bleed are you going to do like a pollen thing I don’t really know yeah you are yeah you fly to the moon with those dude that was [ __ ] nuts this guy’s actually getting [ __ ] on so never mind do I just wait this out I don’t really know how to oh I guess I just waited out you’re not my dad so B your your job your job you’re just kind of you’re chilling at huh that’s kind of [ __ ] sweet dude sir I like thank you cuz I’m just going to just you know all right I drop some powder o what’s this oh I think that’s a pretty rare item [ __ ] if I know there’s no better way to get there right I’m just chilling over right now I drove in wait I drove in two hours but that’s just walking around so wait you I it Dro Coke snort it from oh snorted for a power boost oh no [ __ ] that’s cool just I didn’t even question what you just said that was crazy that was crazy dude those heavy hits take forever to swing on the horse though also I think I got runes that I got to pop yes sir that was a joke oh okay yeah and me reacting to it was a joke too tombs Ward ruins I like this I like this a lot oh you didn’t hear me rolling on my horse I didn’t even I didn’t [ __ ] see this guy dude I didn’t [ __ ] see him we are definitely doing that after I collect all of these oh this is lit behold flower and then sleep oh sleep what oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait containers you need crack pots or other containers to craft certain items wait I what is that wait what is this what’s happening over here I’ll remember that way down oh oh my Christ brother it’s a walking building dude holy [ __ ] oh my God the Bell is like it’s nut sack oh my God the Bell is a nut sack that is not a boss so what is it cuz I’m interested also where’s this shiny thing I heard it but I can’t see it am I missing something here doesn’t this mean there’s one of those uh um like scarabs around or something or am I bugging out maybe I’m bugging out I don’t know so that is the thing you need to duplicate bosses remembrances boss oh that’s cool [ __ ] I like that all right uh where was this way down again right here ranged battle ahead well that’s going to be really tricky PA ahead therefore try luring out oh well I can at least do I even have enough arrows to [ __ ] do this again I do oh wait do I not have any more ah [ __ ] I don’t have anym [ __ ] wait does he not oh he doesn’t even care oh I ran right into your [ __ ] [ __ ] boy if you go close look around at his uh feed SE see if anything stands out okay I will uh do that right after [Music] this damn you reload that fast as [ __ ] Treasure Chest ahead wow going I get rid of that okay I will go look at his fees in just a moment wow oh damn oh damn I saw d holy [ __ ] wait is this a [ __ ] causes blood loss buildup so is wait is a scythe similar to a katana or no this is more of like a heavy um oh wait hold on SL slash oh slash oh I need 24 faith for that oh damn never never mind oh it’s so cool though dude it’s so [ __ ] cool that’s a [ __ ] bummer man that [ __ ] went so hard all right this whole like this thing is bugging the [ __ ] out of me [Music] I don’t know where that is similar but requires Faith which is very unfortunate is that thing goed though weapons of the game are so [ __ ] cool dude I I peeped some armor from the from the dudes I was watching for a little bit and um that [ __ ] goes hard dude I can’t wait to get new armor oh my God they have no heads try attacking seek skeleton giant sword ahead it’s so [ __ ] loud huh so that’s cute uh there’s faces it’s faces but it kind of looks like Barnacle buildup or some [ __ ] oh my God I I can’t [ __ ] hear I can’t hear anything I can’t [ __ ] hear anything dude oh my god get that thing out of the game please for the love of God I know it’s so I’m underneath a [ __ ] belt so I can’t do anything with this guy so hit skeletons [Music] oh it’ll try to step on me are these the skellies I mean I mean I guess they got to be SK skellies right or no I I don’t know they have no heads and their bodies are covered so I can’t really tell what the [ __ ] they are oh hit the skeletons on its feet that makes a lot more sense I was like these dudes do not look like skeletons to me [Music] no no no no no please I’m doing you a service these are crusty bro you got the crustiest feet in the game dude stop I’m literally trying to help you these are dusty ass feet oh my god oh no no no no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah brother at least you got clean toes nice how do people figure the [ __ ] out man oh um hello oh so what would it take to do it [Music] um so no head okay cool cool so that’s I like that this where I go if I need if I need them it’s just free oh cool I like that a lot I like that I like that a lot so do I have to do that again to get him down every time to go down on him every time [Music] what let’s just keep going or is he already he already he’s just going to be Perma Perma down like that [Music] oh cool that was so incredibly loud [Music] dude [ __ ] yeah bro we got another Grace bro and a guy that sells me [ __ ] bro well there been an age how can I help well let me see what you got buddy I feel like I actually need to buy more arrows um 15 of these can I just choose how many of these to buy D these are kind of expens huh let’s just get 15 of these [ __ ] actually no just do 30 of them [ __ ] [Music] it and then I’ll sell um some oh that’s the UN sheath one wild strikes usable on axes and Hammer as as well as curve swords and grade swords May well I mean this one’s the one I have is going to be great right storm collar sounds dope cable of slashing axis hammers pull arm small coloss weapons is it worth like trying these out wait do they have one use I can’t remember uh if you want to explore just looking at the map and anywhere that is a dark circle is a boss and anything that looks like a building is worth exploring oh yes I wanted to actually do the boss that I um uh that I saw uh which one is I don’t think I need I’m not going to use this just get give get rid of that I’m not going to use the whip either uh I don’t think I’m ever going to use staffs get rid of that Shields I’m for sure not going to use cuz I don’t give a flying [ __ ] have a safe journey thank you um all right yeah I wanted to do wait there was a dark circle I totally just ignored it was right here that’s what I wanted to do let me just get a little quick resty poo here we go oh so that’s what he does wait who what’s up anano hi see animato spelled my name right thank you animato for being a good person I keep all ashes of War because when added to a weapon you can choose what kind you want so when you add Ash of War you can make the weapon light meaning it’s scales better with decks oh meaning it scale better with strength you out afflictions to it oh that okay got it um well then I’ll just way I mean mine’s great anyway on the sword but I don’t really like care I just kind of wanted to try the other ones but I guess it’s fine Braun Dune nah dude you’re get you’re getting that that one that one doesn’t even make sense none of them made sense that one that makes zero sense so just in case you want to Pivot weapons and change ashore can help a lot with damage got it first off dashing through and then try jump attack striking all right wish me luck y’all wish me [ __ ] luck the Imp seals in effect oh this guy do I just like what do I do wait I can’t do anything now oh there we go yeah why is this why am I being prompted like this there we [Music] go I like this new feature oh my God wish me luck Brothers where does this guy spawn where I’m looking okay God damn this [ __ ] looks crazy come on [ __ ] that’s that’s [ __ ] up that’s actually hacking this dude is literally hacking oh [ __ ] you you acrobatic as [ __ ] [Music] ow [Music] ow oh you’re so annoying dude I have an itch hold on well that’s what happens when neither one of us [ __ ] attacks all right dude oh you think you’re [ __ ] better than me huh you’re better you’re better you’re better no don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it what are you doing what are you doing God you’re so pretty oh my [ __ ] oh my god oh you’re better you’re better you’re better you’re better better give me a chance dude please no no you suck you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I didn’t mean to do all that I thought I could maybe not get hit by that but I sure [Music] did please no frostbite what that do though God I hate when they Dodge that [ __ ] oh my God you’re so lucky you dirty skank that should have been a one-time dude Frost fight is basically Cal bleed [ __ ] that that’s annoying as [ __ ] all right well I kill this fool now honestly much much easier than um the dude I had to fight to get this [ __ ] SW I’m using now yeah idiot oh [ __ ] oh I didn’t really capitalize on it like I thought I was I know what that does now [Music] yeah oh [ __ ] you’re mad you’re so mad you’re so mad why do I stand in front oh I [ __ ] up so bad dude oh I didn’t mean to pop too oh my god dude I am [Music] choking oh I’m annoyed I should have been able to [ __ ] that one’s tough to get away from man oh I [ __ ] up yeah [ __ ] from frost can also slow your character down see fat roll more often we’re get the accuracy of Derek car on the Saints right now oh dude that guy got [ __ ] on okay let’s be honest here I’m on the verge of dying please please get me out of here and add a [ __ ] Grace thank you that tesman is so good put on right now all right I have 11,000 oh my God I’m spending money right now uh equipment over what raises attributes but also increases damage taken oh sure I I I don’t care that’s not that’s not bad at all should I do it with the raises vitality one or the chain attack one like the chain attack one isn’t that great right wait so what does it go to so I would say take off TR look how much to raise the stats wait yeah I can’t tell hold on oh okay so 20 oh oh wait what was my oh what 23 oh my god oh hell yeah dude dude what the [ __ ] oh brother that’s a fat du that was a good kill then huh uh so we’re going to do Vigor and then oh everything else is going to cost generally the same okay never mind so we’ll just do Viger again cuz my deck just went up a bunch why not get more health let’s see let’s see my health bar where my health bar be at a yeah that’s hard all right I like those little mini bosses though we got any more of those around [Music] here think we do there are two of those talsman so most people run both of them uh if they find them yeah that sounds insane I mean I just got a huge boost of my stats that was a big W um you know what let’s just there might be some of missing but I’m going to keep on oh there’s one far right of the island oh this wait like this is one how the [ __ ] did I get up there again I don’t think it’s here but I can try me don’t know um oh yeah I could just go up here but I recommend checking out buildings and [ __ ] for runes and other items that will help out yeah that’s true that’s why I kind of just wanted to continue exploring more but I guess that makes sense if I if I already see them on the map I could just do them oh well I mean wait is that another one or is that showing up oh that’s close to me okay however you could always go to Li linia place you go after Killing Daddy godric what is this what is this guy he wouldn’t let me just roll up on him right wait what are y’all what are y’all protecting what yeah what are y’all over here protecting huh oh no why did it CH oh my God hey y’all wolves are not not the business honestly little to no effort seek three wise beasts three wise beasts oh this guy okay uh is that one oh it’s not going blue anymore are they around here [Music] do they just kind of Spawn ah yes those beasts [Music] um those are the beasts okay I mean I’m assuming they just spawn around here behold dog Sage ahead weak foe had try attacking oh this way there ain’t nothing over here so watch out for planes near the oh near the towers okay so they’re just around got it so they might not be around here but read the message that drop something wait really oh like do I have it in my inventory oh this is what it was amidst burst of yellow flame a frenzy in your eyes I don’t know it said read message right after you killed the poor tortoise are you monster anywhere around this Tower those Turtles can spawn okay oh it said read I I see what you’re saying try right and then seek Lake maybe that lake or this seek Lake I’m not a monster you know he was he was a Celestial tortoise he probably come back in another life right and then seek Lake the turtles are the are are the three beasts okay and trust me you want to oh you want to get in there [ __ ] all right whoa what the [ __ ] going on over here though did I just get distracted oh no no no no no no now are they just around here it’s around just these this large area it says seek a lake um I mean I could try this Lake but is that too far or is it going to be right here like in this area what I would say is run around the tower looking for messages from other players okay so it’s going to be around the tower ooh Starlight shards dude I’m kind of going of tempted to go a little magical actually I mean I guess I’m a little late for it I’ll do it in another build let’s just see what’s up here this is really attractive to me precious item ahead jumping required ahead try jumping and then jumping [ __ ] which one do I jump on how the [ __ ] am I going to get there is it this one nope nope nope horse oh horse jumping [ __ ] man I have to kill the tortoise again I better not have to kill the tortoise again are my runes okay they’re up here thank God almost went off the ledge but I got a horse jump on those tiny things oh this guy but do I have to go all the way down here here first and then jump up Superman lead oh bitching dude bitching brother great a turtle shell is a shield oh warming Stone’s cute though first you kill the turtle then take a shell yep just the kind of guy I am oh you could scale this Tower that’s probably a good uh good thing to try right oh [ __ ] hi puppy sorry just know it’s for the greater good all right all right let’s read these messages again here seek left so they say Seek [Music] left oh I’ve seen this on sh no you can’t scale on Shield but when it’s seal well that’s just stupid it says seek left how far left though defo monster you know animato it’s again it’s for the greater good I trly believe that what’s this why does this look like oh maybe too far left I don’t [ __ ] know I feel like this should not be this difficult am I like crazy basically to the edge of the cliffs where you got that turtle shell what the [ __ ] are you Turtle holy [Music] [ __ ] it’s in this perimeter really I don’t [ __ ] see this guy are they like actually that elusive are they hiding in bushes and [ __ ] or what also I can’t wait to find out I just [ __ ] like walk past it I have to kill these wolves too I’ll probably walk past it right where the [ __ ] is this turtle I’m just going to do the entire edge of the cliff I guess I don’t have to kill them in any particular order right dude what the [ __ ] I I have no I have no idea do I have to read this thing again please don’t tell me I had to like read it though right I’m going be so mad if that was the reason I can’t see him tricky little [ __ ] rat bastard tricky little rat bastard oh is he not dead oh he not dead yet wait he’s dead though right sir you got to you got to die I can’t like this can’t glitch right um I mean I found him I need one more but he is not currently actually dead wait so maybe they’re all all [ __ ] invisible then hold on he counts as dead okay good because this message does say uh seek left oh my God he’s been in the [ __ ] plant the entire time I am so mad at this game I’m so mad that’s so annoying I did it great dude wait why is it always a snake same thing happened to me you have one left yeah dude I’m so [ __ ] I’m so mad I sometimes this game just makes me [ __ ] angry [ __ ] God I hate the tortoises you are blind and bad and dumb and named Brandon dude I hate you I hate you I hate you and I hate you [Music] praise the tree okay I don’t know I just want this chest a memory Stone but I thought you can get to the top of this thing can you not no don’t do it oh what the f and f was the memory Stone oops where did this thing go oh increases memory slots memory stones allow for more spells or incitation slots spells but for Less magic oh okay so I don’t really need it now though right oh wait increases Talisman Talisman equip slots why wouldn’t I use this or can I not use this numbers held one out of three oh oh cuz I already have it to get to never mind I thought I had to off the rip but I don’t okay cool am I crazy though I thought I could get on U um I could get on this building inations on builds like yours are mainly used to buff yourself oh okay so it’s pretty good all right I dude honestly I have 5,000 runes if buildings don’t have this logo does that mean I haven’t actually um I need more caves here I need more caves let’s get you another good item go to the round table hold real quick okay when I port to this I’m going to go get a I’m going to go get a bevy I could so I can buy I can buy this item that you’re it’s the twin finger seal or some [ __ ] bu it from the husk was the husk the uh is that that lady not this guy right of a challenger no no no no it’s it’s yeah is that is that the [ __ ] um is that the lady twin finger seal or some [ __ ] I can never remember where to go to get to this chick oh here we go this chick now go for receive power from remembrance oh the lady with two heads go forth wait this is not the lady there we go th this thing the finger seal sacred seal strike guarded damage negation I need 10 faith what does it do do I need it need it so I have to spend a point faith I just want to know what it uh so that will let you cast certain incantations to buff yourself okay do I need to equip this thing it’s so worth oh wait let me use these look at that got half my money’s back where do I uh I have to equip it or no oh I do but I can do it in place of my bow oh but I I don’t need it right now because I can’t like I don’t have any incantations certain Buffs can make you do more damage take more damage add fire damage to your weapon deal more bleed per hit Etc okay cool you have to equip to use it I don’t have any incantations right my name is Rod I should have told you sooner isn’t this place impressive though the round table hold Co quarters of the two fingers and Gathering Place of Champions who V to become Elder Lord I never knew the guidance bestowed upon us tarnish had such fantastic Roots although it’s all a bit much for me in truth same I’m still looking for my own purpose you don’t have any at the moment but when you find him worth okay cool it’s all a bit much I’m still looking okay well let me hey dude let me know when you find your purpose all right how about that I’m super late I didn’t know you were going live oh well it’s all good luck yeah I posted it in the Discord but if you don’t see it’s all good it’s all good um I damn this whole area I have like no [ __ ] Grace is in I could just start farming that area dude the urge to not just go like like main story and then um so I do su next oh Next Level goes into Faith okay I don’t mind it I don’t mind it we can do it we can do it huh I just see oh you already okay uh which direction wait there looks like there’s like a Kass I can go through here ain’t no way I can just go around right I guess I can’t go how the [ __ ] do I get it might be better to go here and then go up and around how the [ __ ] maybe it’s easier to just go here and go all the way that way I can pass through there [ __ ] it dude we’ll do it what’s up luck how’s your day going so far I kind of hate this place bro it’s always so goddamn windy I missed anything important yeah he beat the whole game already I [ __ ] wish brother no I killed um what what do you call it what do you call it mande the the boss I killed I don’t even know what you call him it’s one where you have to like go to the circles and then you port in there help me I’m stuck hello wait what hello anyone [Music] hello can you hear me help me I’m stuck hold on hold on let me see if this dog’s going to be annoying first and then we kill the mini boss uh oh yeah there you go ever goal I’m going to help the jar I just want to make sure the boss or this [ __ ] dog is being so annoying can you hear me help oh my stars I’m so happy to see you I am Alexander also known as the Iron Fist and as you can see I’m stuck here please can you help me out of this my thanks a thousand thanks just give me a good smack oh I was going to help him with something nice and big oh a good smack clean out I’m sure don’t D there’s no need to fret give it all I say all right I can’t even lock on this guy don’t stop now friend just keep clobbering put those doubts to rest oh my God clobbering your all I say hold on man wait this is this is yeah man try two-handing butthole nice hell yeah dude well played lady well played though that Mighty wallet of yours almost spel the end of me yeah dude I hit him I hit that dude from the back well I’m out now and that’s what counts I thank you and as a token of my appreciation I’d like you to have this okay cool anything else you need once again pleasure is mine oh Alexander am Iron Fist ex alexanderon fist whoa that’s tight I Journey to the east where I intend to further my education in the ways of War cool and upon their southern Edge is red M Castle in which a festival of combat is being held oh I want in I’d heard Whispers of such festivities before doesn’t the notion set your breast a flatter yeah my breasts are a fluttering brother AJ what’s up baby I I want red Castle yeah red M Castle I I want to in on that [ __ ] so the he’s going this way which is where I’m going anyway dude at some point by the way I I got to rewatch my [ __ ] videos and I need a death counter so bad like I I kind of want to keep one and I [ __ ] up and the further I get the worse it gets and I’m so mad that I didn’t just start it from the get-go I know you said or somebody said something about it and I should have kept it but or I should have done it then I still want to have to keep updating it though I wish there was an easier way to do it head required ahead I’m just going to go pass this guy I’ve already killed this guy before he’s kind of an easy enemy I don’t really think I need to kill him smithing Stone W are you beating a boss uh no I beat a mini boss one of those ever ever ever gal ever gos ever ghouls I’ll be one of those bosses if you know what that is AJ but um but no currently I’m just exploring trying to get more runes to level up although I would like to attempt the boss today um I’m assuming I have to go more Northwest for that and continue on exploring where The Graces are telling me to go yeah the ancient hero of Zamora ever ghoul there you go ever ever ever gal it’s not ghoul it’s spelled like coal oh this looks sick dude’s on a boat it’s an Old English way of spelling jail oh okay cool all right already knew it I already [ __ ] knew it buddy I can’t lock on to you oh right right you got two lives I forgot annoying so now it’s ever really wait no you’re [ __ ] with me right there’s no way that’s how it’s pronounced is it actually is it actually are you guys trolling with me you guys are [ __ ] trolling me I’m going to just roll up on this guy big dick style oh [ __ ] where’d he go oh there he is I didn’t know he’s going to be a [ __ ] boss no oh I’m so mad I’m so mad is this what he does does he does he just summon dudes my God bro oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I need you out of my way dude you two please where did boat boy go give me boat boy B boy is quite literally summoning things and I don’t know where the [ __ ] he is [Applause] dude where are you hey anybody see the dude in the [ __ ] boat oh there he is ain’t no thing really no you come over here you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] is wrong with you man that I I’m not even kidding the shittiest boss in the game like the shittiest it’s actually pronounced ever jail you will see from Quest I may ask you to do for lore purposes this is actually the first boss most people beat if they skip the tree oh that’s why he sucks tree Sentinel was way harder than this dude it was my first as well don’t don’t take that out of context not taking it out of context don’t worry um it was actually your first boss that dude was much easier I feel like well I guess for your first boss probably not but no bad okay so it’s actually ever jail that’s that’s really fascinating to me keep looking around here I plan on it behind ahead behind a head oh behind a head behind ahead maybe behind here or just I mean there’s an item right there so it’s probably the item right there oh another smithing Stone got it visions of precious item but behold item there’s a way down I think to a goated talsman okay want to use my whole run oh damn they give you a go to talsman at the beginning here crazy crazy all right I find it I find it give me a second [Music] um wait what did this say first off well done great thank you me too for most rounds really damn they really give it to you that early huh it’s probably not here I just want to make sure this like stairs aren’t here or anything like that so how many times have you um how many new games have you done I guess everybody in here weak fo ahead yeah he’s he’s dead oh look at this [ __ ] behold teacher now the temptation is to go and murder the [ __ ] out of these guys but this note really makes me feel like I could talk to them so I I’mma walk up and talk to him I [ __ ] dude why do I even try bro i i s I thought I in teacher ass and like it’s going to teach me [Music] something I hate this game try pickle oh try pickle wait I have a pickle right wait I don’t get why do I why would I use the pickle though why would I use the pickle makes no sense okay I don’t think it’s here I believe I’ve used every save slot holy [ __ ] that is impressive can you just break do I oh nice do I dare ask how many safe slots there are is it just is it an unlawful amount hi Turtles Dog House something incredible behold dog yes I do I want I want I want be wary of strong long foe great fantastic behold mushroom beautiful just come just [ __ ] pop up already dude I don’t even care Talman ahead wait what I just figured out something they are calling Turtles dogs I thought it was actually dogs but it’s not all of these messages have been calling Turtles dogs is that what I’m getting oh my God they’re calling Turtles dogs what the [ __ ] this makes sense [Music] now dude God I love I love the people that played this game there is no turtle in the messages so we use dog oh you can’t just type oh my God that makes so much sense now my mind is actually blown holy [ __ ] okay cool cool cool cool that’s funny man that is actually so funny okay so we have this other Talis man and you guys said you used it a ton raises stamina recovery speed so [Music] feel like I don’t really have stamina issues but you guys say you use it a lot so I’ll I’ll I’ll go with it I’m hearing noises I’m hearing noises I like noises no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no necessary item ahead wait what what was [Music] that oh they just okay this a lot of [ __ ] I can pick up praise the Sleep tarnished or Thief oh I mean these guys don’t need their money they’re dead and surely they’re not going to get mad when I just yoink all the money right oh my God that’s a lot of ruins oh my God [ __ ] W you br why are the words feet pickle and finger in the select of selectable words but Turtle isn’t yeah I like wait so what does um okay so what does pickle mean I I can’t figure out what pickle means CU it says use pickle I don’t know what that maybe I’m missing something here that I shouldn’t be um can I make it up if I go around here I sure hope I can I’m trying to get my Elden ring lingo down but I don’t know if I’m doing so hot with it nothing is just a reference to Dark Souls 2 well I’m just I got to go [ __ ] myself now I guess o what the [ __ ] does this do doggy grants affinities and skills to an Armament oh wa never mind what does it do CER blade grants armaments attacks holy Essence and fires off a golden blade projectile the Armament wait retains its holy Essence for a while [Music] oh whips oh accept it oh oh accept Okay your boy needs a Grace I was just going to ask you why he jumped off the cliff yeah I when I when I hear shiny things you know I I go to shiny things time for Target lock why lovable sword ahead dog behold dog this target lock ahead I never know which way they’re like what exactly am I locking on to over here I don’t think anything I really don’t but I don’t I don’t know something incredible ahead do it ahead magic but hole ahead wait where does that take me travel to another loc I’m going to I’m going to find a Grace and then I will do that there’s got to be a Grace here right nice Big W have you tried to write your own messages because you’ll understand why the messages are so weird I have not actually oh I got 9,000 yo I need to do this because I just got that thing that allows me to to cast uh like an incantation or something like that and I need to have 10 Faith so I’m just going to spend a point in that right now cuz oh it helps a little bit with defensive [ __ ] so I guess it’s not a big deal have you tried to write your uh no so sorry I have not um I don’t even know how to do it lover ahead therefore seek Golden Ring praise the praise the God and then let there be light no [ __ ] not doing it precious item ahead oh it’s the opposite way I was like no there’s there’s [ __ ] nothing um I think we’re going to try this I don’t know if I should but I mean I cannot fight the urge to touch this thing so we’re going to go and touch [Music] it where the [ __ ] where did I go is it just a random location and I’m going to get so mad when it puts me in [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no it’s not oh my God wait is that thing move oh dog what the [ __ ] oh no is this supposed to be like a troll dude is that a bird AJ I don’t know what the [ __ ] that is I don’t really want to find out though because if I lose my runes here I would be so so mad did he get the turtle Talisman I did I did get it it’s it’s on currently and then I just I I poured somewhere and [ __ ] this guy’s here and I kind of feel like this is supposed to be a troll but can I go in here oh I can go in here is there a Grace thank [ __ ] God first off death try sorcery oh Tri sorcery on this guy well this guy doesn’t this do look so bad right oh I can’t even lock on to him oh didn’t expect dog if only I had a death oh hand over death route do not talk to that guy or do up to you didn’t expect toxic butthole right and then this says left great you know this is what I would do so I’m going to do it because it’s what I would do I smell it death feeded me tarnished bring more deaths I shall Grant Thee I and Claw Feed me more didn’t seem so bad no I didn’t seem bad at all he got me items this all seems pretty good where do those items Go Beast eye said to tremble when close to death oh the murky Violet Iris Withers as if alive I’m not oh sick okay and then I forgot what else did it give me did you give me two things maybe that was it that’s sick though I like that so I wonder how that works Brandon you’re my hero Danny you are my hero so if you find Death rout come back here got it okay sick okay well I have a [ __ ] Grace over there but I need to I kind of want to see the next boss though like maybe well there’s got to be something over here yeah let me let me just continue like on the main path here which I think is going to be this and see where I go plus I can at least unlock the map up there cuz I see a pillar I can get like a map fragment I can at least grab that and then yeah from there we gu bus down rly brother let me tell you hey the is my game broken oh man it crashed my stream still up hello the next BX is cool but confusing to get to oh so it’s going to take too long hopefully oh dude hopefully I didn’t just lose progress by the way if I [ __ ] lost progress I’m going to be so mad stream is still up yeah it looks like the Game just crashed I I hope I didn’t okay cool I hope I didn’t lose progress dude oh my God wait I’m going to be so mad want to be so mad this has been a great little run I’ve been on dude I got so much good [ __ ] too but this game saves a lot right so we’ll see going to prompt me with this message again I think yeah I know I didn’t do it you have to start over from the beginning of the game dude oh my if if I respond and I was at the start of the game dude I think I wouldn’t play it uh okay if I have the eye okay we gu we gu we gu and then all my runes are consumed we’re so gu brother we are in the GU all right don’t crash when I do this again blame it on easy anti-che because it’s garbage and very easy to turn off what’s up mimo nerd [ __ ] scrub I’m just kiding how you doing baby how you doing baby oh yeah Big W oh hey on man why the long face you’re tonish aren’t you then perhaps you could spare want to get my gu believe it or not if you allow man The Academy of R lucaria for a small donation I’d be happy to share my knowledge 10 runes have my money dude I’m Rich I’m rich in this game Saint my name is TOS presuming you’re interested I can teach you sorceries as promised only none of them are particularly great I mean I don’t use sorcery but you got incantations buddy brenon would be great I go down on men because he got he got head to give yes sir I hate you yes yes my first time here I’m afraid my meager sorceries are no match all right I can tell you what I know about this place yes it will help seen that structure to the north towering over the water that’s the Academy of Rea lucaria where we study Glenstone sorceries only its doors have been closed for quite some time now after they declared they wouldn’t interfere with the shattering the cast repelling seals on the East Gate leading to the capital and the south gate leading here as you might have guessed I I did I did making entry to the academy impossible without so you want me to here okay a fledgling sorc I see what you want me to do buddy with little chance of acquiring a key when they cast The Seals I just popped out and now I’m uprooted from my place of learning why not find yourself without one through the academy the capital and if you find an extra once you’ve tied up all your loose end consider but still yeah maybe maybe buddy I’ll let you know what else have you done so I know to stay quiet about um I got myself this uh turtle Talisman I got this um uh this Talisman and then I got that’s really it I’ve kind of just done minor things around to get runes and [ __ ] leveled up a bit um I’m trying to get to the next boss but I kind of feel like I shouldn’t worry about it because I don’t have too much longer on here but I haven’t done a ton um oh and then I killed the the the oh never mind that’s where the talisman’s from I was going to say I killed the dude in the boat but forgot that’s where it’s from you mean dog Talisman yes sorry I also just figured out that’s what people have been calling Turtles this entire time because your boy didn’t know that you can’t WR dog in the [ __ ] uh in the [Music] messages also I hate I can’t lock on immediately Academy scroll give to a learn sorcerer to acquire new sorcerer [Music] oh I love Toof he’s he’s great not as go as Alexander the Iron Fist Warrior jar but so goated dude that guy’s lit I need to go and fight at that I want to join can I do that ligma of the Lakes time I don’t know what that means man oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ um you have two options for next main boss but you got a ways for either yeah I’m I’m definitely not going to worry about it you know what I am you know what I’m going to do actually I’m not going to worry about this right now I’m going to continue just exploring um a little bit of East right now because there’s a lot to do let’s just ping like I guess whoops this General spot if you want the location I can send it at any point no it’s fine I do think like it’s better for me to just explore because then I’m going to find [ __ ] on the way instead of having a more linear path you can do that the fight is required for the story um it’s also my second favorite fight and fight aesthetic in the game Oh you mean in this direction there’s the fight I’m doing there’s some good [ __ ] in is it like is it leria am I saying that right leria um yeah I’m what I’m what I’m trying my best to do mimo is I’m try why do I have to get off of my thing um I’m trying to to stay a little bit true to how I would probably go about it if I wasn’t like streaming and stuff like that so my brain’s telling me Oh Leia okay Leia oh my God wait you [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on dude I didn’t even [ __ ] know you were here bro yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah don’t [ __ ] around with me brother or sister I don’t know I don’t know what you are oh god oh no you’re so annoying no she wasn’t dead oh you’re talking about the okay dude that is so [ __ ] annoying does that person come back that’s like actually the like easiest [ __ ] fight and I just choked it dude wait does that person come back get it back get it back get it back now but for best thing to do first time is explore yeah they do come back good get them [ __ ] back here dude I’m pissed fool rolled up behind me if you walk out in the front yes good where the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] I have to go back in come here you ugly skank oh my God wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I was kidding I literally was joking she kind of swings that thing fast guys I only need to chill that was a big attack but then I just got [ __ ] railed by that [Music] one no oh you’re a you’re a tricky little [ __ ] huh dude why are you so like why are you doing that you plan on playing DLC too dude I am uh I am [ __ ] pretty hooked so yeah I think I’m game for that [ __ ] um I question though if I go to the grace right now do they respa again I mean I guess I don’t need to kill them again if they do but but yeah dude I want to play the DLC so bad I just have to get to the point where I can unlock it anyway right so I got a little bit to do I mean yeah I guess I don’t need to fight him again so I don’t think they’ll come back oh you got your character ready nice dude nice wait sorry uh remind me when they will not respond once the Vaders are done they are gone forever good good so she [ __ ] rolled up on me bro that’s so annoying you’re ugly hey you got you got a lot to do to get it I know what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] that ain’t keeping anybody out dude that ain’t keeping anybody out I know I got a lot to do but honestly dude I am like I’m game for it I am what the [ __ ] welcome to Brazil Brandon good luck this ain’t Brazil right this ain’t Brazil Brazil is prettier than this everything rotting Scarlet H they have Raptor in the game but they don’t have [ __ ] uh okay cool great lovely this is Brazil because it’s an ass area you’re going to love this area I’m already lagging this area offer precious item then let there be good fortune yeah hit the BB all right I’m going to hit this yeah I feel like I’m to like this area I already like the aesthetic of it best F in the card ahead hold on oh [ __ ] my bad dog I no I didn’t mean to like I didn’t mean to [ __ ] disturb you or anything like that oh this dude actually has a lot of Health be wor of oh well yeah it would have been nice to read that earlier all right let’s hit the B oh try fingers okay I’ll try fingers I put it right through his [ __ ] head look look look look look oh there we go [Applause] this [ __ ] bird that can’t fly dog you’re going to be that big and you can’t even fly oh there’s multiple oh dude this is stupid I didn’t try the fingers yet this guy’s bro I can’t believe these dudes can’t fly that’s so annoying how do I I like offer an item to the well though try weld them wait did you try fingers but bird cannot fly go pet him no dude [ __ ] that guy but he is scary no he’s stupid it’s a it’s a giant bird like that that can’t fly dude he’s [ __ ] useless oh it’s a little slime guy coming to my grace the fingers are not needed I was just doing an elen ring meme oh oh okay um wait do I actually do something here though like what do I [ __ ] do how do I how do I like how do I offer a precious item or can I not do it are they just trolling me I’m going to explore while you guys tell me if that actually is a thing or not he let me solo her as a legend see I don’t know any of these I got to I got to get with it nothing you do there you’re getting trolled I hate this game you know how [ __ ] dude if if I didn’t have stream I would be going back to that [ __ ] and trying to figure it out oh that’s annoying why would they do that oh you’re such a [ __ ] oh my God where the [ __ ] did you guys come from kill him oh he doesn’t do any damage to those guys that’s whack as [ __ ] I hate I hate no stop oh wait I just got murdered yeah I would have been on YouTube trying to figure out how to [ __ ] give [ __ ] to the well let solo her is a random guy that became a legend because he helped thousands of people kill oh Millennia oh I’d like to get my runes back please where do they all come from though welcome to Scarlet rot yeah Scarlet rot dude maybe [ __ ] this place actually thoughts what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ um that’s funny as that’s funny as hell so he’s he’s a legend like uh like Leroy Jenkins and wow is that is that the same general idea only wearing a pot and nothing else that’s that makes it way funnier that actually makes it so much funnier and nothing but undies a jar on his head and two katanas the Millennium no hit for oh my god did he cheese it though was it a cheese or no try range battle with the tree oh I don’t I don’t know man I mean I mean I guess I can try wait is that guy I can’t even get low enough oh here we go I I don’t know is this what they mean oh I just hit a rock he’s not even going to I don’t have enough arrows to do this yeah ly is like mastering that [ __ ] boss no cheese just skill jeez yeah but no hit is still hard yeah no hit sounds [ __ ] tough um I think I’m going to kill this guy and then that’ll be my my end to this let’s see feel like I’m getting confident right I’m getting real confident e did not cheese no summons no nothing just bleeding Frost and his [ __ ] undies bro hell yeah good on him oh my God wait there’s a lot of you [ __ ] these guys kind of look cool as [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I didn’t even see you bro oh my God he almost hit me off the [ __ ] Edge bro are y’all serious right now I’m really about to waste a flask on these idiots oh my God I might die I actually might die on these idiots all right I might have to just kill them on the way or something I don’t know how far they aggro um so those statues show you where oh where dungeons are oh with the upscale because he is a summon so the heal is okay if you follow the blue light no I know I know ber shot him with an arrow that’s why I want to get down there uh no I know I could Sprint pass also mimo thank you for the lurk I’m I’m going to get off in like five minutes or so I just kind of want to make this the last thing I do um but but I I want to go fight that boss though are they going to keep they going to keep trying to tussle you shot the tree looking thing yes is that the you’re talking about if so that was a boss yes I shot the tree looking thing yeah I mean the health bar came up so I knew it was a boss but how far how far do I like that’s my thing though oh oh he doesn’t even care those tree bosses will give you more cisic items cool I will take it then oh this guy’s actually mad no you’re so annoying bro oh y’all are annoying too for real wait are you guys really jumping off that [ __ ] there’s no way right I can’t believe I’m going to have to pop a [ __ ] goddamn flask CU he idiots uh I’m so sad I missed the first hour of the stream because I was busy with no you’re good you’re good you’re good I mean I’m going to be doing this a lot more I was just telling um some Grande earlier that I I mean I’m on a little Hiatus from work um our shows kind of go like they’re offline for uh for a little bit of time so I might be able to do a little more of these I I won’t do like late night ones often um because it’s a little bit more tricky for me to do late night ones but um I will uh try to do a little more of these early day ones well I mean I’ll just pop a dude and [ __ ] it you know we’re going to kill this guy first time right all right dude I can’t even see I can’t see this angle is [ __ ] dumb oh wow he hits really hard huh oh that’s a slow hit got it oh my God yo oh I don’t know Chief I feel like this one’s closer oh they’re all going to respawn it’s got to be a way to aggro those guys when you replay the older games you might recognize some of the move sets because a lot of them side boss the tree guys are slightly modified version of the classic boss okay no I mean it’s super doable that’s what I mean that’s tough I got to go get my runes at least right wait can I just jump down here or is this certain death oh [ __ ] yeah let me just let me just [ __ ] get my runes dude oh so those okay cuz I thought like I mean I wasn’t like super close to the boss I want to see something though does he come back here and those guys don’t does he not come back here at all oh he doesn’t even come back here at all oh that’s sick okay so really there’s no way I can scale down this what the [ __ ] is that guy oh [ __ ] he’s mad he’s mad Last of Us looking ass all right he’s our um he’s going to be our next kill When We Get on um I’m going to do I’m going to do the same thing tomorrow by the way guys so um hold on let me let me get out of here uh you can use the roots oh okay well then that’s easy yeah are you sure yeah one sec one sec hold on I might be staying on a little bit longer one sec e um okay I’m probably going to play 30 30 45 minutes um yes I need to pee um I’m going to take my dog to pee really quick and then um and then I’m going to pee and then I’m going to play for like 30 45 minutes extra and then I’m off uh so give me a second I should put a message up here give me a sec text boom be right back walking dog yeah that works or let me do I got a p so bad taking dog out boom okay sit there uh I’ll be right back um boom Elder School stream at its greatest uh be right back for [Music] for e all right I should just say pissing in all caps that’s funny um so really quick what I was going to say um I’m g go play for a little bit longer still but um uh but tomorrow I’m going to do the same thing and I’ll probably be generally trying to do this more often because it’s just easier for you know it’s easier for the pup and stuff like that so I can you know be present not a dead beat dog dad you know and I think my I think the late night streams uh honestly so much fun here someone just joins and sees pissing um and I think it’s better for like a lot of people in the Stream because I know we have a lot of like East Coast Peeps and whatnot so I think it would probably help I I even kind of tend to like it better too but all right I’m going to kill this boss though that’s my that’s my goal right now did I get my runes I did oh wait I could level up okay I’ll be sure uh to not miss the next stream no you’re good you’re good ultimatum you stream until you beat the boss or you hit 45 minutes whichever comes first I’m going to be the boss right now uh level up let’s just do I know we have to do Faith but just for the sake of wait I need to 10 Faith though right bur Grande for this thing I think I did going need 10 for this thing I don’t remember where it [Music] was wait where is this thing did I [ __ ] oh here it is uh oh yeah I need 10 Faith yeah I’m in Eastern time so it was like 2: to 3: when your stream ends oh [ __ ] yeah hey look I appreciate you and and all my East Coast peeps that hang out here I know there’s more of those than West Coast Peeps and all my European peeps basically nobody is like Pacific Standard time so yeah am yeah I know I know um so I need 10 Faith uh let’s just do it now actually [ __ ] it whatever so do the faith now it also gives us a little bit of oh this is going to give us it’s cool I’ll take it [ __ ] it okay so now I can use that whenever I do get incantations yeah that’s I mean I don’t know how y’all do it and I I appreciate it a ton dude YouTube lag was too bad I am now on Twitch okay no worries no worries no worries I just got my 10 Faith per Grande so we Gucci to use the uh the the finger boy whenever I do get incantations I can use yeah so I if I just like properly land on that route I didn’t properly land on the route I didn’t land on the it is what it is oh please sir wait where are my [ __ ] runs at hold on [ __ ] dude where are they I’m not throwing for Content It’s Kind let me my runes bro wait are they up there where the [ __ ] are they dude they’re up ugly that is so so ugly ironically when I stream most of my viewers were UK yeah I don’t know what it is I get a lot of you I just [ __ ] hold on I ripped my headphones out um I got a lot of uh a lot of a lot of UK yeah it’s actually um that is a big one and I just have a primarily East Coast but obviously like most of the people I game with and whatnot are are you know either friends and life or people I’ve met that happen to be on the west coast so well here’s what I’m going to do cuz I know that I can run past these guys I’m not even going to you know what no no no no no I’m doing it I’m doing it because I need to just I’m not throwing for Content okay this is dead serious bro this is Brandon versus the branches and I’m better than the branches can’t even find the roots anymore where the [ __ ] are they all right here we go I’m going to try this one now I’m so [ __ ] good at this game dude I’m so good [ __ ] I don’t I don’t care dude I don’t care anymore we’re we’re [ __ ] no I didn’t do it I lost half my health I’m just running past him I don’t care that is that is annoying just kidding he is ass bro he’s [ __ ] oh almost got a little bit of my horse’s ass Jesus Christ also I saw this door back here too I’m going to have to uh figure out where that goes in a little bit after I kick this guy’s teeth in I [ __ ] hate this game I hate this game I hate this game so much this was a waste of time this was a waste of time all that work and he has a ranged attack that I never knew about oh that’s what it is oh no oh dude that attack is [ __ ] tragic come on ugly I [ __ ] hate this guy oh I didn’t know that was his long attack I thought it was something else [Music] no he’s not going to do it again bro there’s no way oh my God he’s doing it again bro you didn’t do you didn’t even do that attack last time I hate you dude hey maybe I’m just ass at this game thoughts oh my God I’m getting torched I’m ass dude I’m ass no I’m actually I’m actually bad at this game I think stop stop no don’t oh I’m dead now this guy’s [ __ ] dog [ __ ] you got to make your way over here during call of sports ball season yeah it that’d be really fun dude that’d be a lot of fun ugly they modeled this after after me how dare you uh you’re getting better you can see a ton of improvements on the first stream yeah that’s what’s great luck is I actually um I do see it and I’m feeling better at the game but I think there’s a lot of things like delayed attacks still get me a lot uh and yeah there there’s there’s a good amount of things that that still get me though I mean dude oh no I didn’t have it oh there we go dude I don’t know why I didn’t actually see that like oh my God I oh my God no no no no no no no oh that was so dude see that one got me and it shouldn’t have [Music] oh dude I ate that why did I eat that holy [ __ ] I thought that was the tree oh my god oh you’re not really going to do it again right dude you’re not really going to do it again though right holy [ __ ] chill dude get another [ __ ] ability oh that’s a that’s a choke by me no oh oh dude I I choked it I choked it bro no way I can still do it he’s so easy dude like he’s so easy I just made the dumbest decisions and I got caught up on [ __ ] roots and [ __ ] like5 mil miles I hate you this guy [ __ ] dies right now I don’t care I was that was so annoying you know what’s crazy too I do think about this if I use summons all of this would be so easy dude uh uh wow I I uh uh see I shouldn’t have even taken that first hit that’s like that’s a big choke I probably shouldn’t have taken that either wait wait wait how do I hit that all the time I don’t really know how to hit that all the time oh I hate this ability so [ __ ] much man oh I [ __ ] that up I [ __ ] that up oh my God he almost [ __ ] on me that ability is actually so [ __ ] lame dude see that [ __ ] is so that ability is stupid it’s so dumb no no no [Music] oh I get hit by this I get hit by this a lot ah that was not probably worth you know what I noticed dude he does these [ __ ] he does those abilities like oh that almost sniped me did twice what a nerd bro oh this guy is so lame he’s so cheeky dude don’t do it again [Music] this guy is so cringe dude why do you do that bro you’re so annoying damn boy I almost got me I get hit by this oh my God okay not a lot not a lot that’s fine that’s [Music] fine he dies here he dies here yeah get [ __ ] bagged boy Greenberg’s Crystal tier oh wow oh stay close to a oh my god well I didn’t know that I thought it would track me if I was like by his feet however this version of the boss uh he drops rods so he got run yeah true these gold things that shoot out you can just Sprint to the side to dodge yeah I was doing it but I felt like the last ones kind of caught me also remember the door here yeah that’s true and I still got some time um wait does he spawn back really quick that was a that was a good kill honestly that boss was easy and I just played it a little scared but that boss was easy um temporar boost stamina recovery speed and mixed ciss oh that’s cool what do I have I have restores half of total oh dude I honestly forgot I had that flask that’s going to be that’s going to be this whole damn [Music] thing he doesn’t spawn back oh yeah he wouldn’t that doesn’t make any sense okay let me get my [ __ ] back and I’m going to go in that door if they drops up they don’t respond that is a great rule of thumb luck I actually never really thought of that also when you get a stagger go to the front of the enemy of the glowing part and hit a light attack for the crit that’s what I did I was I was doing I thought I was doing light attacks to the front but maybe I wasn’t fully in front of him I thought I was though that might be too far I don’t know I’m not wasting time except trash mobs what the hell my cat just CAU oh just caught a mouse what the [ __ ] oh if you are a mid attack string it won’t work you need to cancel the attack string oh [ __ ] that makes a lot of sense then sometimes you got to be all right up in the glowing part for it to register the mid attack string that does make a lot of sense underground Tom ahead underground tomb underground tomb underground Tom ahead oh I to get a Grace here too let’s go we could probably clear these uh probably clear this cacom pretty quick right although catacombs always have traps oh sh oh wait it’s these [ __ ] guys these guys annoy the piss out of me dude they actually annoy the piss out of me hold on I got to at least try not to get hit a million times of that guy what I like to see though is I like to see I am getting used to a lot of the bosses movements cuz that guy was really [ __ ] easy think a stagger crits like a stealth blow you got to be right up in there [ __ ] I thought I was man but maybe not get me in there I also got to be less fearful of using like heavy attacks and [ __ ] like that how far is it up do I need to send the elevator back I guess it doesn’t really matter first off lift and then down ahead oh wait I’m sorry hold on what first off lift so to speak try down oh [ __ ] oh I took it from him but it scared the hell out of me yeah that’s [ __ ] crazy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I’m good I’m good we’ll go down oh [ __ ] yeah these little dudes sometimes [ __ ] me up man no joy ahead ah what do you mean [ __ ] I’m not going to know where to go hold on I got to read that message man God they’re they’re just so slow time is [ __ ] ticking brother please for the love of God first off right and then rushing in required ahead what there’s nothing right oh my God dude no that was so [ __ ] disturbing Oh no I got oh man locked by some contraption [Music] oh it makes the effects oh that’s [ __ ] up am I [ __ ] here I didn’t know rolling made it worse I want to read this sir what Contraption is a stuck by I guess I got to go back anyway what the [ __ ] is blocking it I I probably have to go back up though right did I [ __ ] myself here I don’t even know what that is I’m about to run out of flask so with rotten poison it takes more Health per tick also makes rock well that’s my last one so I’m I’m dead though right well if I’m dead here goes nothing oh I didn’t even see that dude I’m a dumb Dum I’m a dummy I’m still dead though I’m just going to yo that first page of pink balls will cure rot okay I thought it was the I didn’t see the second right door opening um first page pink balls got it okay okay good good good good good okay so I can do and then we got to do y y hey hey blue balls cure sleep just like in real life oh what the [ __ ] oh wait I didn’t go here last time I went under I’m like this is different none of this makes sense to me the balls are bubble gum pink yeah I know I saw them I saw them I saw them that [ __ ] ball that dropped on my damn head was so annoying dude or the blob not the ball I have 1,000 runes what am I doing look at sword ahead oh you cheeky Bugger I mean this has probably got to be a trap of some sorts right got 40 little dudes that pop up right now there’s one of them don’t throw your rock don’t throw your rock please BR just had balls on his mind can’t stop thinking about him honestly um wait is this a helmet cuz like hey dude uh that was [ __ ] pretty dope looking yeah let’s [ __ ] go dude this thing is sick dude he doesn’t even know he doesn’t even know oh he knows he knows he knows ay please oh see and Valhalla you’re really going to be that dude you’re going to be that mad F ahead no hidden path ahead all right dude the new helmet goes [ __ ] hard huh so now I double back and I guess I got to go back down and there’s [ __ ] crabs everywhere down here so I’m just going to leave can I roll past them nope all right well I guess I’ll kill the [ __ ] crabs while I’m here you guys are Innocent but [ __ ] you oh wait I still have the rod my bad I know I actually had it still new helmet is like me hard yeah yeah yeah yeah your streams definitely help with the wait for the DLC because it’s been two years since it’s released game of the year most of the Dark Souls games has spoff only took about a year hey I’m glad dude I’m glad did they not come up here wait are they really stuck in the doorway can I can I not get through that I could jump over him I guess oh I almost left four smithing Stones okay so I did right um is there not a lever to get this thing back down so I got to continue okay yeah I keep forgetting not to roll in it I’m making I’m making big boo boos so [ __ ] man do I have to go to the grace now I’m kind of confused I don’t want it I don’t want it yeah but I’m assuming the lever is how did this guy die yeah but I have to get back up oh wait I’m a dummy [Music] you are a dummy I know I know I don’t know why I don’t see I don’t know how this Gets You Through till the DC did I didn’t want to say it but I was like hey dude there’s a [ __ ] ladder oh wait but this doesn’t oh no no this this is fine never mind uh and then when I jump down there I don’t know where I go so let’s just go straight I guess have ever played Devil May Cry I I played Devil May Cry 4 um that’s the only one I ever played smelly [ __ ] okay so here’s a way to jump down so let’s continue this way first Dev May CB is super dope you don’t even know you don’t even know don’t throw your rocks oh my God oh no I didn’t have any stamina I never played devil make cry because I already make the devil cry you make me cry did you find the Elden ring you know I think I’m about to hit that actually Danny I think right through this tunnel is where the Elden ring is oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] actually I think I am the elen ring is what I’m getting from this I [ __ ] hate that I hate I hated that so much yeah I like I like the Devil May Cry thought it was cool somewhere a heavy door is opened all right that’s nice you found the Elden Le yeah see I’m the only an Elden Lord can grab the Elden lever is my understanding maybe the Elden ring was the friends we made along the way nah dude friendship is about showing up and I’m running this campaign alone excuse me friends allegedly this door has been opened for me oh nice thank you you all are too kind oh [ __ ] me sideways and there’s no Grace try Crystal and then something incredible what oh dude suck me there’s no [ __ ] Grace what the [ __ ] N I lo I lose all my runes here my 15 [ __ ] thousand of them I can’t leave right I literally have to be perfect right please [ __ ] it I’m doing it dude I’m doing it I don’t care I’m putting the [ __ ] Gambit my wolves are just dying immediately anyway oh my God oh my God I’m getting torched by this [ __ ] cat oh oh there’s a statue there oh my god oh oh my God or a steak sorry oh dude dude that this is tragic this is [ __ ] tragic oh thank god dude thank God I have to kill him though right these guys [ __ ] suck ah I did it again these are the weirdest [ __ ] things ever man I hate you guys damn it my rooms are right under their [ __ ] ass they ass they coochie but if I lose these I’m literally not streaming again I swear to [ __ ] God reward isn’t even good don’t say that luck how about this lie to me straight to my face just lie excuse me sir I am in desperate need of those things right by you just need just need to grab these thank you it is now under the other one’s [ __ ] currently under their butt hold now dude butthole under there butthole butthole butthole butthole oh wait oh no they’re over there oh my God they were not under his butthole why why did they do that what dude please you guys are so [Music] annoying so if you do have to end your runes will still be there if you exit the game you don’t got one of them return Stones um I don’t think so I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know bro [ __ ] you man oh take inventory after this fight if you have a return Stone you can you can get your runes and get out I will look for a return Stone CU I’m running out of time and I don’t have time to kill these [ __ ] idiot looking cat [ __ ] where the [ __ ] am where’s my stone what if I just use a big night guy what if I just use this return Stone drops the Stone instead of ruines when you die I don’t oh my God no I don’t know most of the caves and dungeons are ass who so very rarely do them oh my heavenly father I have sinned if I exit the game I’ll still have him like even if I’m in this dungeon if I just quickly exit the game because I got to go I gotta [ __ ] go or if I just kill him right thoughts I Could Just Kill Them mainly summons and [ __ ] for rewards but runes are nice I’m put the big night guy he’s going to get [ __ ] rocked right this guy’s going to get just pissed on I can’t even summon them I don’t have enough they will stay there but you’ll have to pick them up [ __ ] that’s kind of annoying actually cuz I feel like I’m going to forget that if I get on all right I just kill him right now okay how about that thought watch this well go puppies hit them for [ __ ] two damage oh I’m trash at this game I hate this guy oh you guys suck you guys are weird oh it will respond me with okay all right I’m just going to get him I because I gotta go otherwise I’d [ __ ] be here and the dude these guys are gonna make me [ __ ] angry like so angry it’s so toxic dude it’s so toxic how you play this game how you [ __ ] how you [ __ ] play the game right there dude get [ __ ] [ __ ] on holy [ __ ] that was hard backcock gaming all right guys listen up thank you for hanging out um I know it was a shorter stream actually it was like three hours and 23 I mean that’s pretty short whatever um guys I’m going to do the same thing tomorrow so I’ll probably be on around like 3:30 4ish and I’ll play in until about 7 so another like 3 hour stream um mainly because like usually I’d go longer late night Friday uh but just because I have family coming over because I got to grab my dad from the airport late at night I’m not GNA be able to stream so tomorrow we’re gonna do the same thing is today okay um discord’s right there if you guys need to know when I go live I make sure to Ping it um so pay attention but yeah generally 3:30 4:00 Pacific Standard time uh I will be here and we are going to going to kill those [ __ ] cats I don’t care if it’s a bad reward or not we’re going to kill them cuz I’m pissed at them and I’m mad uh but this is a good stream dude I feel like we got a good amount done I have a [ __ ] ton of rooms right now I have a [ __ ] ton of runs and I should have spent it way earlier but I didn’t I didn’t notice uh make sure to follow the socials we’re kind of crushing on there um post it on both thank you br Grande yeah we’re crushing on the socials I’m going to put out a lot more Elden ring content we have a ton of stuff to make um that’ll be really cool but but yeah appreciate you guys I will be back back tomorrow um and then we’ll do also maybe maybe a weekend stream um maybe we’ll see I’ll let you guys know in the Discord all right appreciate you guys a ton for hanging out and helping thank you and I’ll be back man
