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boy I need voice meter up voice meter is up and then uh oh Discord then and oh hi F you are early you can’t oh my god dude holy [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me that actually scared the [ __ ] out of me um no dude you uh I am here but at work oh yeah that’s right you’re doing the overnights when are you off again B Grande I’m currently about to load into Sims nice sounds fine how’s everybody’s day been damn I love my PC oh yeah Fay how um how has that been it’s been good big as [ __ ] really nice that’s cool where’d you end up putting it on your desk below your desk what was your um yeah what was your uh what was your choice I can’t remember if you said or not I don’t think you did though uh Discord you told me to put it on my desk nice very cool very very cool um yeah it’s it’s super um it’s it’s cool on the desk if you if you have room for it I honestly would have probably put mine on there if I did but I don’t so um wasn’t able to uh we are live everyone so now uh yeah I would have put it on my desk if I had room because I think it’s cool to just look at um I’m assuming you do you have a glass panel on one side of the actual PC Fay so you can see inside of it it’s nice if if in the future unless it’s already comes with it you have like RGB lights in it as well because my PC is super super satisfying to look at um because the fans are RGB and my graphics card is also RGB like changing or color changing so it’s really really cool um but I you know it’s facing the opposite direction to me so I cannot see it like the RGB lights are in the front panel um and then I can’t really see the graphics card from here and just the the bands on the top are red so it’s kind of cool from this angle it’s all right but when you see it inside it looks [ __ ] awesome I’m gonna have to put my monitor on the wall if I get oh if you get a second monitor um oh well yeah that kind of makes sense I guess right because usually yeah you can’t really fit to I suppose um but that’s cool um it’s very cool and it changes colors nice RGB satisfying man like I really kind of see why they you know I see why it’s appealing to most people and and it’s I guess a little more costly I got the omen PC I remember you saying that you you linked it in here it seemed like a pretty good PC I have slowly figured out that I need a new uh processor for my PC which really kind of blows um so I think what’s going to happen is I’m going to be building another PC well not building another PC sorry I have one I just need people to help me set it up so I’m going to have two PCS and we’ll do the two PC setup everything will be good ideally I will not lag on games anymore because playing Destiny on stream is not fun for you guys I mean the game runs fine on my end just not fun for you guys so so you know which kind of sucks because I wish I could like I wish I was able to stream Destiny for you guys because I want to play that game a ton um I am currently on the last boss of that Campaign which is dope it is very fun but you know unfortunately it’s not the case it is what it is and that’s just how it goes but but hopefully by I mean in in a I don’t know in a couple weeks I will have um I will have a second PC set up to just run stream and then I’ll have one the one I’m working on now to actually play the games everything will be good so I could play Apex on this balers gate oh yeah I mean that’s great dude F you’re G to love balers gate I don’t really know the state of Apex I don’t really play it a ton but you’re going to love balers gate I was on Hogwarts Legacy and putting in my mods and it runs perfectly that’s great too dude everything hey everything is going to look better than you know it’s going to look better than what you were what you were rocking so it’ be really good um uh I could my poor laptop yeah yeah true well laptops are you can get a really good laptop but they’re just not really optimized for gaming you know like I mean I know people do it but they’re just not I mean it’s not made for that I had a buddy that edited off of a gaming P or gaming laptop and it was good but again it’s just not really like it’s not built for it realistically everything’s so compact it’s it’s just going to get hot and the fans are going to run loud his PC he always used to say he was was at coffee shops and it just sounded like a [ __ ] rocket was like he was so embarrassed having the like having the laptop anywhere in public so it’s uh definitely probably you know it’s nice to to go to something that’s made for it uh and now I and now I just use it for watching my my chat movies said great great that’s always nice to have I I mean I always have like my iPad iPad to the side just to see how I streams running and see you know if anything pops up chat wise but um but yeah so by the way Brandon I’m meant to ask you what kind of speakers do you recommend so I have um I have these speakers that I’ve had for a very long time and I love them so much I do not know the model of it so let me see if I can find it and I will link it in chat they are the m audio M Audio you mean like actual like speakers on like that you can put on your desk right um M Audio uh speakers let me see uh these are not them those are not them I don’t think these are really that expensive the ones I have either I think they sound great um my audio comes from my monitor which isn’t that great oh yeah definitely not okay back had a truck come in as soon as I got here oh I was asking you uh how late do you how late do you work for Grande I I can’t remember what you said hold on I got to ad Justice here we go uh also I’ve I’ve almost beat every boss in the game so catch up with me nerd well that’s [ __ ] up wait you almost beat every boss in in Elden ring and but wasn’t there an update that dropped or DLC or it’s about to there’s a boss out there you haven’t beat yet right because it hasn’t been released [ __ ] nerd I recommend subwoofers yeah I mean I I do too but honestly dude like I can’t find him if I find them I’ll send them to you I can’t find them right now um I’ll send them to you if I do find them but I I have not been able to see him um they’re M they’re M Audio speakers though and I love them I think they are pretty killer I’ve used them for a long time but I only really use these to edit and do everything on um they’re pretty shitty headphones but they sound great I don’t know I don’t know my dad got it one day for free and was like you want them I said sure never went back also thanks to internet restrictions at work I have to watch I have to watch from YouTube which I’m fine with hey I’ll take the hours on YouTube guys I need hours to get monetized on YouTube so let’s uh get over there and uh get with it heyo LLY what’s up baby for Works 10 P pm. to 6 a.m. holy [ __ ] you know his schedule better than SCH better than he does I kind of want to get a 27 in second monitor or 24 uh I like 27 especially for a second monitor I love 27 I’d get a 27 today is 10 to 6 my full starts Wednesday these hours are or those hours are 6 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. Wednesday through Saturday Okay okay so oh okay okay that makes sense it’s not it’s not like a it’s not a bad shift to be honest I always pull the stream up on YouTube regardless well I appreciate it dude I appreciate it um I always will the oh yeah there we go I already read that um 24 inch yeah F I would just like I’m a massive fan so I have a curved monitor for my left screen which is the 27 inch it’s it’s a a a scepter um curved monitor I really like it I think it fits all my stuff on it pretty nicely um and then the one I actually gave on actually this one is this one’s new it’s an omen monitor it’s I think it’s a 27 inch as well which I love It’s [ __ ] amazing dude amazing uh I got final ship today finally caved let’s go baby so what step are you on out of the 34 I am currently on the final boss of the campaign and I know that because my buddy beat it like a few days ago when I was on with him and he told me this is like the final step we were figh the boss we failed it a few times and then I had to get off I had like a heart out so I didn’t get to kill the boss so I I just I literally have him to kill for the campaign I’m done with the campaign already and we I mean a buddy of mine I was on I was on I think 10 out of 34 and my friend and I we played from let’s see I got on it like one um seven eight hours and we got we got to the last boss so we kind of we [ __ ] cooked um but mind you we’re like Destiny nerds so we you know that that [ __ ] we just kind of Flo through it but uh it was um yeah it wasn’t that bad it was super quick and the campaign is [ __ ] incredible the cinematics are amazing like everything about final shape has been amazing except the first time when I couldn’t actually progress because of the DLC uh but I’m glad you got a ly because um I I hope the group stays I hope people stay on the game long enough to raid and do things with it because every time it’s just me Derek and Jordan in the end it’s all it ever really is all the [ __ ] time and it’s and I I just I want a group that can raid consistently I really do wow not me knowing his training schedule I know for real also the DLC comes out on the 21st which if you are loving Elden ring I will buy for you oh P you don’t have you don’t have to man but to for the first part I am loving Elden ring so [ __ ] much I’m actually GNA boot it up right now while I’m talking um I love this [ __ ] game it is so good the fighting is so fun um I don’t know much about the story so I can’t really like you know comment on the story but I love it I see replay value in it I see um I see what I’m like what I’m moving towards being far more challenging far more uh entertaining and just I like everything about it is great I actually have really no complaints about it I do I do I lied I think the controls are a little weird and it’s very hard to get used to and the game makes it borderline impossible to switch through other games because it’s so vastly different but I could put that all aside because it’s great so [ __ ] amazing but dude you you don’t need to buy anything for me I have a curve septer 30 inch that’s a great size then great size I’ve only done the first mission planning on playing it with the boys so I’m currently doing random [ __ ] uh oh to up my light level well I would okay okay so I see what you’re doing what I will say lowy is is the best way to up your light level is to just finish the campaign um the only way you’ll get into [ __ ] shots you just feel that power I just felt powerful um the the the quickest way to up your light level is actually to do the campaign uh at the end of The Campaign and make sure to do it on legendary I think you’re going to get a set of like all 1970 gear or something like that I don’t know what it was but it’s the quickest way to do it so you know but if you’re waiting for the boys I guess I get it who are you going to be playing with oh my God God that’s so [ __ ] loud uh I feel like I always ask you or bande for PC stuff I always feel bad I mean don’t feel bad you know if we know it we’ll we’ll of course answer it I never ask ly I mean I don’t I don’t know but um but yeah I mean you don’t have to feel bad for asking that like you know if I have an answer for it and and it’s a quick answer and I can I can give you that knowledge like I’m not opposed to it uh I’m not on training Fay I’ve been here for over a year just been part-time so I fill in whenever for hours right personally Elden ring my favorite game of all time it if it if this trajectory stays like this dude it’s GNA be tough I mean my favorite game of all time I don’t know my it’s that’s actually really [ __ ] tough It’s probably Skyrim to be honest it’s probably Skyrim but I like this game in this style and it could it could compete but I think Skyrim I’ve replayed so many times that I don’t know if anything will ever beat it which is fine uh I figured you’d either love it or hate it seems like there’s never an in between oh yeah yeah for oh you’re talking for elen ring yeah yeah I I love it I love it story is very confusing and convoluted uh don’t worry no one knows the story except people in Mental Hospitals wait dumble oh dumb luck dude I was reading that as dumble [ __ ] I don’t know why uh yeah I mean that I guess that makes sense right when I got El the ring the first time on Console I watch so many lore videos I have that [ __ ] memorized like the back of my hand then you will help me um playing it with Bryon Tucker even though they ditched the clan yesterday what like they left chis oh there’s no [ __ ] shot they left chies oh there’s no [ __ ] shot they left the chies are like you’re not bullshitting they left the clan in Destiny not to mention the music in Elden ring chef’s kiss it’s so good dude it’s so good my favorite game of all time is let me guess F Sims I was gonna say Sims too to be honest um they left genis I was heartbroken dude what the [ __ ] hey Bryce are you in here or just like lurking what the [ __ ] dude there ain’t no way oh brother I’m gonna mess message him right now why why would you do that though who who are they joining are they playing with other people I mean I guess that makes sense but wow dude can’t can’t even do can’t even do a CL can’t even do a clan raid uh uh [ __ ] weekly Quest now wow I just messaged him I said you left the cheaties there no shot dude all no shot four to be exact it’s not actually really don’t make no damn sense make no damn sense brother I’m actually so sad that if you like elen ring you should play their previous games like Dark Souls 1 and three not two too oh wait why not too I um uh so okay actually I guess I’ll just you know I’ll quickly say this again um because I’ve said it a few times to to people that pop in but my knowledge goes uh my knowledge of souls games goes as far as Downing one boss in like Dark Souls 3 and then I just um never played it again but um but yeah I’m I’m really liking it and I’d like to go back I’d Wonder though does it feel dated at all hold on oh okay I’m in here okay sorry I’m gonna I’m gonna change it now and we’ll play we’ll chat it probably is the tutorial but honestly yeah it could very well be what does that even mean hey thanks for the sub gmr e gamer gamer gamer I don’t know I actually didn’t know that no ific even came up on screen dude I got to fix that I think that’s from YouTube or something like that no it’s the same gameplay okay cool actually um I I dig that cuz I I think the game play is super fun I don’t this is just to oh do I got to fight these [ __ ] Birds dude almost one for one uh oh except you oh you can’t jump oh God this area is going to be fun to watch I want you to know dude these birds [ __ ] me up that’s [ __ ] chalk does he come up here is he going to come up here oh [ __ ] he does come up here I got to be honest I forgot how to pop my flask there go uh it’s the Irish Birds what does that even mean how do these guys die how did you die oh you just ran past the bird Irish knife Bird yeah these guys are duel in this [ __ ] it’s so [ __ ] mean oh flaming Barrel there oh no you literally call the boss of [ __ ] then got destroyed by a bird next area did I did dude I did okay watch this though watch this I got a plan I got a plan I got a plan you [ __ ] suck bird you’re a [ __ ] oh there’s okay all right there’s another bird there’s another bird but I can just oh I don’t have do I have um do I have [ __ ] arrows though how do I see how many arrows I have in this [ __ ] I don’t have any [ __ ] man tempted to buy a bird strap knives do a to and see what happens dude [ __ ] okay all right all there’s going to be no way to dodge this right I should go [ __ ] buy arrows though if this is going to be a problem all right get [ __ ] on bird you’re a [ __ ] no bro all right whatever who cares all right so I can at least Dodge it I got to pick these guys up um [ __ ] you’re so ugly you’re so ugly Pur no oh oh Mr sassy pants too quick with it I’ll be honest with you guys try down oh wait really I’m not going to I’m not doing that [ __ ] you have to equip the arrows oh do I really do I have them then oh oh no those are bolts though I don’t have any I don’t have any arrows right oh yeah I don’t think I have any oh I do I have those arrows okay actually thank you for that I don’t want to call you dumb I don’t want to say thanks for that dumb I’ll just call you I’m going to call you luck I I don’t want to call you dumb it feels you just like help me and I don’t want to crap ahead okay wait did I miss this one be wory of explosion thank you I I see the million barrels already so now if I go to my bow I will have okay I got 10 okay that’s sick let’s just pop those now uh I meant to use BS actually wait I don’t think I did that too I had a giant butthole fire o fire there a [ __ ] guy that’s just looking at this [ __ ] oh that ain’t going to work oh wait oh what the [ __ ] is this guy doing oh this is for me I aggroed him at some point I don’t think I’m I don’t think I’m honestly worried about this at the moment try magic oh [ __ ] wait he is here for me oh wait this is going to be tricky I think oh they Patrol back like that [ __ ] God please tell me you Patrol far please for the love of God how loud is this too is this going to be oh God it takes me so long to go down a ladder no we’ll be fine we’ll be fine they’re not going to oh God he’s going to patrol back okay R [Music] ahead oh is he actually ah nice to meet you the pleasure’s mine rer is the name a sorcerer as you might have guessed I’m looking for a little something Bry what’s up my friend when I’m not hot footing it from the troops that is but enough about me what are you doing here in storm Vil Castle I’m trying to kill everything is bristling with tarnish Hunters you know they sacri oh my God oh my God for for Grand not exactly a place 5 months just subscribed for 5 months dude thank you I appreciate that BR do I just tell them what I’m actually here to do yeah [ __ ] it I see here to challenge godri and lay your hands upon a great run take my money dude I appreciate it thank you dud months let’s go the guidance of Grace there we go well enjoy it while you can I’m tarnished like you but unlike like you I’ve seen neither hide nor hair of this guidance for the longest time still I won’t forget how it felt Bry I got a bone to pick with you dude I got a bone to pick with you a few magical battle Arts would you care to learn one as a fellow tarnished once Guided by Grace I’d love to help you out if it please I’m on my oh my wait so I’m on my phone on Twitch YouTube connection was asked for a second Oh no you’re good dude you’re good usable on swords as well as po arms capable of thrusting trans Affinity skills so what does it do uh one small medium swords axes I don’t think I want to really dabble in Magic to be honest I appreciate it brother but that’s not happening listen man nah dude n man no no no no Bryce it’s over for you man it’s over for you dude oh [ __ ] wait I I didn’t even notice these dudes just sitting down there what the [ __ ] right a quick question have you leveled up your weapon at all um leveled up my oh no not with like blacksmithing stuff for Grande not with like blacksmithing stuff I go I go assassinate this guy and then I kill big Knight guy okay big n guy looks real [ __ ] mean got that Stevie Wonder aim bro that was bad brother hey brother we honestly don’t hey there’s no reason to be upset at what’s going on here oh mother [ __ ] can I hit him with this oh [ __ ] wait oh no that’s not what I want to do actually oh you’re a [ __ ] dog um yeah I know I have to uh I know I have to go to like the blacksmith to level it up be wary of pathetic sort raise the victory yes sir I’m already using too many flasks man why is it so dark bro why is it so dark why is it always treasure chests r oh oh this guy doesn’t even know oh he knows did they hear that wasn’t that loud right really funny seeing a first time play through of the Souls game because you can see what goes through other people’s minds for encounters that I normally never think about too much yeah I think that’s like a general consensus of most people that watch it which I I find is probably pretty cool for a lot of uh a lot of more like you know expert Souls players see right I want to kill this guy though who remembers him random dies 27 times on the tree Sentinel he’s come so far I feel like 27 was not too bad for a tree Sentinel though no well they’re saying choose hold on I got to take off this paddle High Road oh this guy you’re about to be assassinated bro chacho yeah I you know what I feel like um you know what I feel like I do I definitely play a bit slower I play a little bit like Assassin’s Creed style slow sometimes um which you know I I don’t really mind it’s kind of cool to play a little bit stealthier I guess but oh yeah what do we got in this room actually actually oh that’s a chest oh I’m going to kill that guy I’m not [ __ ] hold on a second no I’m going to kill that guy yeah I and also like I mean oh can I get back though I can another thing I imagine though is when I play like you know the expert Souls players are just [ __ ] yelling at me to do something or I’m missing something just it is what it is oh that’s my last one that’s that’s going to be a rip oh my God no dude no no no no it wasn’t even me it wasn’t even me it honestly wasn’t even me I wasn’t even there holy oh this guy’s washed this guy ain’t guarding [ __ ] Bro there’s no way oh man guy has a lot of Health huh we’re just going to kill him right now right oh my god oh dude chill literally it is not that [ __ ] serious it is not that serious oh he had no Health oh my God thought he was [ __ ] dead dog ahead the [ __ ] is a dog liar ahead what do you mean dog much further you should try online mechanics like invading oh I accidentally think I did that and I got rocked you play more careful which is fair it makes sense that you are not uh used to souls games yeah what do we get uh what does it do mimics Veil uh wait was that like a I don’t know what mimik veil was this Veil is so fun where where do I uh equip it like where does it go not a weapon oh it’s it’s legs what oh like I got to put it on legs I lied where the [ __ ] does this thing go oh here it is use FP to mimic nearby objects oh it’s reusable too so how do you okay I’m just going to try it oh dude this is [ __ ] hilarious yeah this doesn’t look suspicious at all how do I get out of it oh I can just walk around as a oh dude yeah this is pretty golden right here how do I get out of it though oh that’s [ __ ] hard hard I like that a lot that’s sick okay cool oh dogs ahead like look I need Grace so bad is that open okay uh let’s see oh my God I’m sorry sir I just oh they’re not they’re mad they’re mad they’re mad they’re mad they’re mad that’s why I’ve been hearing talking bro you need to touch gas touch touch ass oh he patrols like super close oh okay well we’ll just wait what are the odds he sees me hit [ __ ] on oh dude you’re [ __ ] washed buddy oh don’t aggro everybody though when you run back oh thank God just you and me brother you and me homie what the [ __ ] is that thing back there I am so I am so not what the [ __ ] is that guy you can press X on I’m to learn more about what it does okay why’ you become Mickey Mouse when you said that dude I don’t even know CU I just went to Disneyland that’s probably why no dude why would you why would you get up I’m just going to kill your buddy oh there’s three of you guys come up here why would you why would you do that to me idiots this is a mini boss I know it’s a mini boss but I really need uh I need to find like Grace instead of fighting this guy this guy looks [ __ ] terrifying assuming Grace is going to be past him so that’s going to be really fun when I [ __ ] die I I can’t even heal dude raise the fire no Elden ring tells its players they are maiden lless and to touch grass well looks like I’m uh becoming that so oh dude is it like two guys on top of each other what’s happening oh dude wa wait can I just run past to see if I can find Grace first and come back and kill this guy this guy looks [ __ ] what is that thing dude oh god well there’s my answer dude guess I can’t cuz he’s [ __ ] mad at me now got a lot more swords than I thought oh my God no okay cool we’ll just start over it’s all good we’ll just we’ll just start all over you don’t need heals just get good her suck my ass remember the first boss in the torial area dude wait I am so [ __ ] far oh my god oh that that actually is the same boss ah [ __ ] um wow okay I need to go all the way back to get my [ __ ] too and I cannot die all right all right all right all right fine it’s a monster I should say great great fantastic all right oh man all my [ __ ] runes are over there too this is just that’s awesome that’s so fun why are they both over here dude oh my God that’s so chocked come over here you bird [ __ ] [ __ ] TR just get good and you become invincible yeah I I guess so I guess that’s how it goes all right well we got good there so that’s good nothing I got to do there um that I don’t need to do that’s fine I’m really tempted to just avoid these guys because I don’t need to fight him and I don’t think I’m going to so I’m just literally going to wait oh [ __ ] no wait it said what you do please don’t tell me that is somebody really cool to talk to I’m gonna be so mad if anyone says that that guy was going to be dope [ __ ] [ __ ] oh dude what did he say when he was falling no no oh you’re kidding dude I oh my God you said that was the most important NPC in the game and I was so sad holy [ __ ] my heart when it said talk and I was already swinging the blade at his back God damn it he’s not important okay oh my dude I am so sad though don’t worry about it okay cool all right [ __ ] still going to be sad about it anyway but at least he’s not [Laughter] important BR you need to think before you swing please dude I just swing man I don’t ask questions I just [ __ ] swing yeah I I yeah I I guess skipping enemies is is I got to get better at that I don’t really need to take every fight but I think cuz I’m like I’m new I just want to I feel this um I feel there’s a need to do it well these guys don’t really know what the [ __ ] going on right now that is so funny though dude holy [ __ ] oh wait I can’t sneak past these guys right oh wait I can I’d have to climb the ladder again I forgot I wasn’t supposed to go this way oh I guess I could the timing’s got to be really [ __ ] good on this one yeah I guess I could I just have to like I kind of got to move quick I forgot I wasn’t supposed to go that way we let’s go up the ladder again Brandon is going to find someone dying in a corner asking for help and just laugh in their face and cut them down probably dude probably God damn do I can I go through all of this [ __ ] this is insane you’re probably not wrong dude I can’t believe that I and I hated too because I feel like I really want to know everything about at least every character what the [ __ ] going on and I just I just [ __ ] slashed that guy into no I didn’t slash them into pieces I legitimately these guys are going to turn around as soon as I [ __ ] get down here I already know it all right I got to I got to kill him then fine whatever dude I don’t care I don’t know why I have to crouch up here that [ __ ] is so funny to me dude go is a Assad anyway good I’ll wait till they come around again well uh what did he say when I um what did he say when I murdered him and he fell did he say wait wait or something pretty sure the guy you killed is a [ __ ] anyway while in this Castle he takes 30% of the runes you earn you can kill him at any point to get those runes back from him oh oh dude then then that’s a massive W on my part I made a very good decision right oh well that’s stupid no wait no no what happened oh that me I just lost all my [ __ ] on a shield on a oh dude come on you [ __ ] bird [ __ ] dud I’m so mad I’m so mad come on just throw it whatever dude throw it you’re an idiot you’re a [ __ ] idiot bird yeah you’re stupid too dude all right let’s I’m [ __ ] oh dude I’m I’m dude I’m so mad I’m so mad well give me your [ __ ] feathers dude I don’t care but for PVP we use him as a bank because he gives back all runes on death extra oh that’s kind of cool actually wait can I make that jump there’s something down there I want how do I get back up though is this um oh my gosh oh my God combat pro thank you for the follow I appreciate it follow is this the faster way oh wait oh this is the faster way oh dude I’m so angry that I didn’t do this so wait is this the uh oh [ __ ] yeah dude all right well let me try this again in a second dude God I’m so that is so annoying so annoying oh but faster way back to to the main I mean this is a faster way oh I meant to the mini boss um let me explore a little bit is it is it at least after these guys or can I skip these dudes I need to kill this guy for my sanity though just like just to know and then we’ll be good that pissed me off so wait how many like what am I what am I at dude oh it’s near the grace oh [ __ ] okay well let me [ __ ] murder this guy so I explore if you die then I can explain it all right I’m not even dying anymore oh my God he he almost just did it again wait can I just like fully just like nope no he’s so [ __ ] mad put your shield on you’re you’re stupid an ugly dude oh my God please sir please I really didn’t want to use any of these on you man I just [ __ ] died you need a death counter that would be lit how did I just like I hand I just handled this guy the first time and this it’s just [ __ ] annoying me now all right let me explore before I even [ __ ] dude that’s so annoying like making that jump is that the jump can I make that enemies will only follow to a certain points if you run by them more than likely they will not catch up okay it took me 10 times trying to get past these enemies dude I mean they’re so [ __ ] annoying you yes to make that jump oh bro I feel like this is about to be not great [Music] what do you mean I jumped too soon I [ __ ] I I jumped at the it’s an easy jump no you’re trolling I tried like five times that leads to the faster way oh wait I can get my runes right here oh it literally says try jumping you can make it I literally made it every time there’s no cue the [ __ ] music cue it from the music uh uh from Toy Story when Buzz is jumping through the window and it’s like I will go sailing home or some [ __ ] no I mean if I get my rooms back here that’s fine I’ll try it again like go run too [Music] early I you can’t tell me I didn’t jump early enough am I losing my runes now from this [ __ ] am I justo I’m a broy I’m a broy you got to hit it from a different angle to the edge of it the edge of it oh like that edge there’s there’s no way dude oh they’re right here I I don’t know what sorry I got to go back to my [ __ ] thing and do that okay hold on sorry Mis I was put my paddle in I mean that could work got to work I I don’t [ __ ] have a you know okay I got my [ __ ] back yeah yeah dude that’s what I’m talking about right there I see the paddle it’s a little bit harder on [ __ ] controller you know and then I can just jump down here I mean I guess I can no you right you right you right you right suck my dick combat said what the [ __ ] sure everything’s fine everything’s fine okay now I can make it okay with the paddle I’ll make it every time is this a guy this jump was shown in the oh gameplay preview uh back in the back in 2022 so it was def intended okay I’ll follow the roof to the right well damn sorry okay I’ll do it next time if I need it um I can probably ignore that y’all stop [ __ ] making noise and [ __ ] I guess I could probably make I’m going ignore that guy and then this one didn’t I don’t think this leads to anything right oh no it’s the oh it says the high road or something right but why did I not take this oh because I wanted the chest I left I mean we’ll try it we’re uh we’re trying a new way here I could jump there am I on top of where the mini boss was though think I have to try there I guess can I jump attack this guy like if I just jumped off and [ __ ] I’m I’m just going to try it oh that wasn’t the jump sick rolling jump attack dude oh my god oh no oh no oh oh that’s where the dogs are at um okay he doesn’t know right knows thbell is such a good dungeon I’m liking it so far dude it’s [ __ ] dope oh [ __ ] brother no it’s fine I can’t help but feel like if I like if I a or if I kill that guy aggro I don’t aggro okay some sword key so is that I don’t know where that goes figure it out later is this your first Souls game it is I have never played Souls game wow a pickle turtleneck great is that actually a thing well I’m guessing I can’t use it but it’s to open fog doors that other oh oh that’s kind of sick oh I’ve had a couple of them temporarily boost stamina recovery boost forun acquisition for a short time that’s cool amazing item that’s still oh that guy just oh no so sad all right so um oh the boss is there okay sure I’m going to keep exploring first actually I don’t really oh no I don’t think I can go anywhere else I could open that and assassinate him again am I going to aggro all these guys if I jump on this boss though I probably am right nah okay how many oh so I still got five of these too dude that’s [ __ ] so sick actually oh he knows he knows you don’t you don’t have to be mad dude you don’t got to be mad you really oh he he [ __ ] dude he didn’t even bite for that [ __ ] sick dude so cool dude why you on so late um I don’t know I had I had some time so they will not aggro unless you go next to them even so boss will more likely kill them all right well guys the great news is we can make this oh wait I have to make this jump though every time now [ __ ] [ __ ] brand hitting a brick wall right now I’m in [ __ ] shambles dude oh my God I almost [ __ ] okay oh they’re not even here it’s lit just don’t miss [ __ ] the great news is you’re streaming the bad news is I need to put my child asleep so good night oh oh wait wait you H dude oh my God Axel I [ __ ] congratulations I totally forgot oh wait I needed to not jump down here for that though I’m gonna go around like this I didn’t have the baby but she’s kicking the hell out oh okay dude I was like wait what the [ __ ] did I miss a massive chapter in life here um okay good good good well yeah you get some sleep Axel you get some sleep I appreciate you stopping by saying what’s up got four more months that okay that’s what I thought I was like oh like there’s no way I missed that she comes out now it’ll be a little peeved yeah I mean yeah I’d imagine this boss is going to be tough dude I like I am hitting a bit of a brick wall I don’t know why I keep rolling dude how many deaths did you have on Margate I actually so look let me tell you marget I kind of I handled him a little bit I’ll be honest with you um first first time I tried in my run I had um hold let me kill this guy really quick uh first run that I did I had [Music] um yeah yeah it was three or four I think it was four we’ll go with four because I I did have like a a handful of them first time I tried them and then I got off stream or I got off and I came back on stream one day uh played Destiny for a little bit then I got back on Elden ring because Destiny was [ __ ] up and I killed marget first try going back to him he was actually not that difficult you should go through the main entrance and Sprint for your life Oh you mean like when I spawn back at the grace uh that’s good he’s B Bally a test of your basic skills so that’s very good yeah I um here’s the thing I like marget was a marget was a fairly predictable boss I had a lot more trouble on the tree Sentinel and I understood the tree sentinel’s moves but it’s it’s a shield bash that kind of got me and and threw me in a blender for way too long marget was pretty predictable though um I got to get my runes though when I go and fight this guy though I’m going to wait till he patrols I’ll jump down again grab my run so at least if I [ __ ] die will he know when I land too like will he hear me oh [ __ ] wait can I just move then oh wait is there a Grace nearby though that I can just get to wait if I can figure out how to get to a grace before I fight him marget basically is there to test skill and help you learn to not panic roll because he has a lot of delayed attacks and Dodge catches yeah I mean yeah marget was just really not he was not that crazy um but but yeah I mean where the [ __ ] is this guy oh bro I need to gra dude bro it’s marget margar oh I mean he you know he’s fine he’s typing F he’s typing on his phone ah hole hey got arrows let’s go I’m at work bro give me a break yeah he’s he’s working T typing on his phone I fat finger all the time uh all right well um oh well this don’t look that fun wait this doesn’t look that fun I have sausage fingers it’s a struggle out here n you good brother a [ __ ] dude I mean even if I kill this boss what the [ __ ] is all this [ __ ] there’s got dude there’s got to be a Grace somewhere else right oh wait what does this say behold Ambush is it going to be [ __ ] oh my God it better not be behind the boss hold on let me just make sure I didn’t miss like a doorway back here NOP oh God boss kill is helpful and that’s all I will say so you’re so what you’re telling me is there’s a Grace but I got to kill the boss to get to it that’s what you’re saying huh um I I can’t remember mini bosses can I go and get a sneak attack off can I just get a confirmation I cannot remember if I can do that better not oh my God wait don’t look over here please I mean I want to kill him though I don’t really want to run past them no sneak attacks on mini boss okay well that okay that’s good to know then I don’t know where to go when I [ __ ] sneak pass this guy though can he see me behind this pillar he can right all right FR door Grace ahead oh lit brother oh I got to pull this lever and then get on it you can mimic Veil your way there true actually unless they are humanish they can’t be backstabbed got it can I not pull this [ __ ] lever dude oh I I swear to God I stepped on that [ __ ] and I did it before but wait this is was I already here no no oh my God hey dude hey dude I hate you want my answer if I like if I like Dark Souls games if if I like Elden ring I hate hate Elden ring so [ __ ] much dude but also I I had to take a moment to walk away um they don’t respond allowing you to use the elevator to get down whenever you want without fear yeah yeah that’s great um it’s uh there was fake there was fake blood on the sword but you guys see my sword you like my sword [ __ ] cool huh like a real deal thing a dude I got out of my fingers I tried to clean this [ __ ] God it’s nasty pretty small sword stop literally stop like you’re stop very nice sword thank you I appreciate it see fore take note that makes me so angry so angry so I dude dude dude I hated that all right let’s go this guy so I so if I kill the mini boss they don’t Spa allowing you to use elevator to get down whenever you want without fear take a notes be more rude to Brandon to balance the kindness of chat yeah that was that that was so incredibly annoying hold on okay okay hold on for What on elevators use as peral lock before you do this step on the elevator to send it up then get off oh so I can so you die you can just take it back down no he saw me that’s fine whatever dude I could kind of use these pillars a little bit which is which is nice I just oh I don’t lock on to him though that’s annoying oh you psycho [ __ ] oh dude his arms are way further than I thought oh no no no you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right all right this reach is crazy dude it doesn’t it doesn’t like visually look like he’s actually able to attack that far all right I’m going to dude that Spin Attack as [ __ ] okay I am so I am so mad at this but yeah Theo POG this right here it makes me so mad oh dude I hate I hate [Music] all right do this thing so I just got to bring the elevator back up so I can use it all right I’m going wait and get a little sneak attack off all right maybe inhere me out just don’t die you know what that was not a great that was not a great attempt oh no don’t don’t don’t don’t scream we don’t need to scream we don’t need to scream you wouldn’t break your tables right sorry okay so the pillars are oh dude see it [ __ ] it up like that though I can’t oh my god dude stop dude stop what is it even locking off to oh bro no please no dude that [ __ ] is crazy no bro no you [ __ ] all right I’m going to I’m going to cook this [ __ ] thing oh I don’t even know what this is I’m going to cook it though I like to call the kind of monster the Beyblade it really is okay all right all right I’m gonna cook I’m gonna [ __ ] I’m gonna cook this guy I I’m under I’m already understanding the opportunities here to get my um get my my like FP attack off so or Beyblade cuz smash low key dude sexy boss sexy boss uh what’s your play time I uh what level are you and what’s your play I I don’t know I mean I don’t know I don’t [ __ ] know here here’s my here’s my level 25 oh there you go 8 hours almost 8 hours oh send elevator up God you’re so [ __ ] sexy dude watch this watch this we’re just going to [ __ ] Vibe so hard right now oh I didn’t I didn’t Vibe hard I didn’t Vibe hard I got to go get my room so I just need to like kind of snake my way over oh my God no please do you mind if I just grab my runes is that going to be a problem to you oh see that attack is tough on this boss though already 50% Health though making progress quick here I hit the shield bro no oh that was a that was that was good that was good that was [Music] good dude the range is so [ __ ] annoying on this [ __ ] no no no no oh I got stuck in that [ __ ] oh dude why God you’re so ugly [Music] dude oh my god oh no oh no don’t cook me I literally didn’t mean anything I said oh I’m going to oh God this is ah oh [ __ ] suck my dick feel under leved you could always go explore uh lim grave more we go south to Lim grave don’t forget it’s open world World game yeah I know well honestly like when I when I fight something like this something like this um I mean I know I could beat this thing I’m not really worried about that I just it’s annoying the elevator [ __ ] is so obnoxious what are the odds what are the odds they see what are the odds think it’s all right here better try though I mean I could I could kill I can’t kill this thing send it up oh [ __ ] you right though well they’re going to see me now guess what [ __ ] it come on chica [ __ ] oh no oh that was this is this is a bad one this is a shot a shot that’s okay you know oh dude the attacks are so weird they’re so weird [ __ ] a man I should get a death counter though it’s you know you know what the death counter is going to do to me it’s going to piss me off and then it’s it’s it’s going to inspire me okay okay yes all remember send it up I’m I’m going to [ __ ] patience you yeah all right now what are the odds here cuz if I could go like if I could get a little little sneaky sneak attack here on the back side not not like a you know okay not bad we’ll take it like if I could if I could just hit this freaking hoe with oh my God oh my God you do oh my God you do that was great though we’ll take that damage dude ah doesn’t oh no no no see I hate when I get stuck in a thing like that no you don’t let me my [ __ ] off bro you’re so ugly oh you’re so ugly with that little jab huh I got really greedy I got so [ __ ] greedy dude okay that little sneaky sneak though kind of worked a little bit it was so good I know I [ __ ] got so much damage off of that first one all right it’s all good I I got it I got it I’m not going to let you guys down right now check this out check this out I’m going to wait I’m going to wait for the patrol back here and then I think I think going to see my sword though cuz I never really know what part of the body is not being right I would give the sloppiest of top if you make long form oh make long form from these streams I’ll talk to rogi um I’ll talk to R and see what’s up oh God no please please please I don’t need it I just need to get my room ruin really quick we’re good we’re good okay we can dude come on oh you’re such an annoying sloppy [ __ ] I’m trying to figure out how to get like like little mini attacks off dude dude like that [ __ ] is so annoy oh that’s a chalk run dude CH [ __ ] run B Watcher skip two hours oh dude oh I think a charge heavy from the sneak would be better than the special yeah I yeah cuz I can’t I can’t get that second um I can’t get that second attack off anyway so I yeah I’ll try that I’ll try that oh Jesus uh maybe not then maybe not cuz I didn’t do any damage from that oh please dude [ __ ] just railed already well I mean that’s not great this will be the run though right here check this out you’re so annoying [ __ ] though I could get like a like I could get [ __ ] bleeds on [ __ ] yeah we’re all mad about something okay oh you’re so annoying oh I just [ __ ] oh I failed failed dude yeah whatever maybe not she quick with it she hit them we wo def have also help a lot yeah I know I I think I just I her timing is weird you got this thank you thank you luck I appreciate it um I I mean I know I’m going to kill it dude I know I’m going to kill it okay so I’m going to start off with the I’m going start off with my ACT I start off with my special but I’m not going to go through the whole thing actually I wonder if a jumping like a jumping heavy off rip is probably better I could always try that I might even just try that pick up the runes and then we’ll just [ __ ] run and go what’s up AJ yeah I mean it’s not bad dude [ __ ] hit is so weird man I got greedy I got greedy I got greedy oh I’m getting I’m getting weirdly greedy right now it ain’t that serious dude okay that’s the attack I I usually get hit on I don’t know why do this I’m just going to do this for uh preventive measur oh please stop you [ __ ] weirdo oh you’re so weird you’re so weird for that oh dude come on [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] yeah man see how do we get it D have is an option yeah for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure won’t be needing it right Naro just remember people beat this game without leveling or not getting hit I’m not clinically insane so I can’t but others can yeah people people play this too much I I could you bro could you imagine playing this [ __ ] game and not getting hit what um okay so wait so when I kill her it thing that people’s spider um if I go to a Grace since that’s a mini boss that thing responds right oh that doesn’t respond oh okay sorry I thought cuz that’s a good question I just ran past it and didn’t look back dude I’m telling you I trust me I didn’t want to like trust me I did not I didn’t want it but I had to you know okay so damn how am I going to get past this next bar yet there’s a bunch of [ __ ] out there oh what [ __ ] you get nothing but at least it doesn’t respond so that’s my reward got it I’ll take it though I’ll take it all right well I’m a Brokey because I lost all my [ __ ] I think right yeah I am all right so now the thing is so if you die again other than small mobs easy way back up yeah yeah that’s true uh I think there’s a way I could actually just wait you can level up can’t you no I don’t think I can no I’m poor remember remember I lost all my runes on that fight I think I legitimately went down to zero I’m not even kidding now you died so much my bad expected better i burd r I think I hate you man it’s actually like yeah I think I hate you for sure you got the shortcut now which is a lifesaver yeah it feels good not even enough to level no bro I know I know thank you guys thank you don’t bring up um okay let’s go murder this guy up here and then I don’t know what I’m supposed to do for uh oh he’s over here um yeah I don’t know what I’m supposed to do for all that [ __ ] out there hey Brandon the shortcut is a lifesaver thanks man also my DD campaign is going amazing oh you did you guys do your first session what’s going on I feel lost um well just El ring things man can I bring these dudes in here by any chance they don’t uh they don’t see me what if I just oh wait is it is it it doesn’t cuz I don’t have F okay never mind never mind storm Bell gaming hear me I’ll just run are you guys [ __ ] trolling me why can’t I [Music] just where am I running what the [ __ ] is that guy doesn’t matter don’t care doesn’t matter don’t care doesn’t matter don’t care no oh my God there’s dogs hey hey hey yeah oh no no no uh please please please he killed his dog he killed your [ __ ] dog idiot you’re dumb you dumb in your [ __ ] you [ __ ] smell a you smell so bad dude oh there sleep barrels [ __ ] that ain’t going to do [ __ ] that dog got Michael ber stop H whatever dude I got the grace I don’t give a [ __ ] [ __ ] holler when he K look at that look at that perfect placement for my runes I’ll be taking those right the [ __ ] back please thank you I hate that dog and dude that shit’s so annoying I lever uh okay was going to probably do that anyway he just punted the wait where does this thing go that’s a golden Grace to find though oh wait no no no no oh God annoying you guys know to watch the elevator the medieval elevator simulator it may not work in buildings yeah it doesn’t it doesn’t work in here which is fine whatever oh wait I need to actually send this down right [ __ ] oh hell yeah I will take dude oh storm collar that sounds lit wait this is another Grace ah I failed still no head seek rump they hi to the jar boys they look [ __ ] annoying is what they look like oh already killed one of him oh I mean I don’t need to I really don’t need to kill this guy cuz I’ve already killed one of them so these messages make the game they’re [ __ ] amazing so all right um fight the boss [ __ ] [Music] can I can I just like wait ju just out of curiosity here hold on what do I turn into if I just like if I just use this now and what do they do do they even care and when I come out of it oh that’s [ __ ] sick what the [ __ ] that’s a big [ __ ] jar that’s a big [ __ ] jar that’s a b [ __ ] jar I can’t even get up quick enough it’s got legs all right [ __ ] it we’re going to the boss dude I don’t even give a [ __ ] I don’t even give a [ __ ] whatever oh wait I got to no I got to get my thing so I can’t hold on killed by a pot a new l oh I hate all right ladies and gentlemen here we go a new boss got flat mother jar boys I I hate that gang man Let There Be pickle I’m to get graft what you got this first try easy oh we get a little we get a little thing here oh we always do for bosses Mighty Dragon thir a true born air lend me thy strength oh Kindred deliver me unto Greater Heights well is this the guy I’ve been looking for in the castle that I’m trying to kill a lonely taret PL as a lord I command thee need I am the Lord of all that is golden this is God yeah buddy I got I’m supposed to kill you [Music] oh no he throws out [ __ ] Nat that a’t cool dog yeah that dude I think my God dirty little [ __ ] you crusty [Music] bro [Music] relax got [ __ ] out of [Music] please Daddy gotri gotri please be T not unfit even to graft I’m going to kill him kill him right now okay ready good luck say that Ry crusty graft personally I think this guy’s easier than marget so now you’re going to make me feel bad that can make me feel bad if I can’t absolutely beat the living cheeks off this guy all right come here come here [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] be tarnished no don’t fit even to [Music] craft forget what I said like a second ago I’m going to [ __ ] this guy up right now who’s got my who’s got my death counter come are you [ __ ] yeah you come over here so I can grab my easily how about that bucko you don’t you don’t have the [ __ ] gold take me on dude that’s that is a new attack I did not know what that h okay I’m getting greedy already I’m getting greedy already God he lets me heal though pretty bad see I W that is got is very [Music] oh my god father I have sinned he attacks pretty weird too [ __ ] to no I kill I killed him I just I’m redoing it AJ I might be time to upgrade your weapon level also grafting in this world at least I don’t know about iral iral sucks is taking parts from others such as humans and animals attach them to yourself to give yourself more power oh okay no summons oh dude my summons wait can I do that Kyle you you are so [ __ ] beautiful I need to get past him and then get my [ __ ] I okay [ __ ] that [Music] [Music] B grab some of my wolves go dude oh my God Crush we going Crush DPP the boys dipping the boys sorry I got a textone look way from the [ __ ] screen not my phone stly tarist not unfit even to graft yeah you get the chicken mix it with them pretty much tank most of the fight dead doggies die again oh I have the bar Park wolves okay hold on talk about yourselves I’m going to take my dog for last uh PE break before she goes to bed give me like four or five minutes I’m going to get my composure [Music] back e [Music] [Music] e e [Music] yeah sorry sorry okay um AJ I think you’d like the game it’s fun as [ __ ] man it’s really cool hard as [ __ ] but um hard as [ __ ] but fun as [ __ ] all right um I’m I’m going to I’m going to kick this guy’s ass we can’t hear oh no no I know I know I know sorry s syy Sy syy watch me beat this guy’s dick watch my Wes get one shot too I mean realistically someone like help all that much they doing insane kind of feel like [Music] um I want to say this dude is uh this dud is a little bit more difficult than or or this dude isn’t as difficult as aset but I don’t oh God this is it’s cuz I I went oh my God all right didn’t count literally did not count time [ __ ] I don’t care no I’m actually to be honest I’m not going to use the summons cuz I feel like they’re [ __ ] useless R past that troll to the left and into the room you can unlock an NPC who can summon to fight fight this with you your wolves will last a little longer well I um I Lally just forgot where the [ __ ] I died oh why did I [ __ ] miss that no I got stuck on the [ __ ] tombstones man kind of uh I hit this guy like a [ __ ] though hey you don’t got to be it’s not that how do how do Dodge those Nat like that though when I jump backwards I’m [ __ ] trash at dodging that [ __ ] whatever man raw dog maybe I’m a [ __ ] I don’t know all right let me go get my [ __ ] wait can I hold on can I leave this fight though like when I get my stuff can I dip out of it or am I in it oh that that [ __ ] is weirdest spot what you so mad at the world though a [ __ ] AE this [ __ ] just like 50% me every time oh he beat my ass bro beat my ass not leave as soon as you have to kill him to leave so if I lose my [ __ ] what Mike’s kind of quiet oh sorry wait is it actually my bad I don’t know why I didn’t change anything I don’t think also hello I’m back on YouTube oh hi um oh if I left the game but when I’m fighting him cuz I can’t just pick up my runes though and not like I literally have to abandon my runes in here going to leave that doesn’t make any sense right am I crazy is a bit quiet at least compared to the game I can fix hold on um I’m just going to move it I’m going to move it up a little bit like this there we go it’ll be better I don’t know how great it’ll be but it’ll be better uh my runs are back there you mind if I just uh quickly grab those all right he doesn’t give a [ __ ] sounds better okay cool cool cool cool the ruines are stuck in there unless you kill him and oh that’s so whack so it’s kind of oh my God he’s beating my dick he’s beating my dick oh dude he’s really just [ __ ] [ __ ] on [Music] me oh oh I couldn’t Dodge that [ __ ] man he be your dick sh call me God why is you too blind to him what do you mean wait so am I broke I have no [ __ ] runes though I’m wondering if this is worse just like actually leveling up everything and then [ __ ] do I so do I lose those runes if if I if I only die again or do I lose those runes if I go and rest at the grace as well because a part of me is like I I got to I think I have to farm to [ __ ] I I do kind of hit this guy like a [ __ ] if you grab the ruins quit the game when you come back it will spawn you outside the fog only if you die okay well I mean this [ __ ] pot’s going to beat my ass you can rest will be fine you’ll lose them if you die I mean it doesn’t matter if I if I just however you can beat him off yeah maybe I’ll just [ __ ] dude I’ll just abandon them at least L your weapon to plus two see I don’t that’s the thing I don’t know what that [ __ ] means is that like what I have to do at the blacksmith and stuff like that because that that whole part of the game confuses the [ __ ] out of me they’ll never know that I’m an enemy because I’m a cannon yeah fast travel to the round table quick I try kill in this pot first TR I just go k I appreciate the follow dude f93 just followed appreciate brother I’m going to try to kill I’m going to try to kill this pod first if I if I lose these ruins [ __ ] it dude whatever who cares we’re here for the long run who gives a [ __ ] you’re mad dude you’re mad you’re mad you’re mad I wish I didn’t aggro this [ __ ] small dude though oh bro he’s kicking my [ __ ] dick in brother yeah [ __ ] you can always find other bosses in uh Blom grave to kill friends and [ __ ] yeah I think I’m going to do that I’m going to do that actually I’ll be to look for smithing Stones no no no smithing Stones I don’t think unless yeah I mean that’s what they’re called just smithing Stones don’t got them oh why am I not locked on bro no oh my God the little guy’s beating my dick cuz I wasn’t locked oh switch tabs I got four five God damn my bad bro oh these are all [ __ ] oh hi [ __ ] up these pots then go to the round table so you can level okay you can upgrade plus okay it makes a huge difference yes let’s do it let’s do it because so I don’t know how to do this [ __ ] so this will be a good time to learn actually um so do I I mean oh I got to go to the smithing guy right where was that dude over here well I’ll took you now out your leveling your weapons gives you more damage yeah okay makes sense um so strengthen Armament oh this is what I’m doing right CU it need somber smithing Stone so damage is increased or FP cost is increased to oh physical damage 161 plus 50 and then okay this is cool and I don’t so I don’t have a somber smithing Stone and I need two of them for the next upgrade oh dope dude yeah okay that’s actually really easy to do then was I on the secluded I was here okay cool thank you guys for that I appreciate it see this is I I like I know you guys say like the eldering community is toxic but everybody that’s come in here has actually been like super helpful and um it’s been actually [ __ ] awesome so that’s cool so now I can obviously kill him right oh right they spawned again I don’t think there’s anything over there though don’t me required head and then try right oh okay this isn’t just like a normal jump right visions of joy item ahead but likely dung oh oh wow if you look at Mid right you can see what your weapon scales with best oh so if you level decks or strength it gives you more damage leveling decks gives you more damage per level than leveling got it I okay it’s only the new people that joined with Elden ring and some elitist that are toxic but most of us are chill I like that oh [ __ ] it’s one of these [ __ ] Knights dude and a bird the birds are pretty easy you think the bird will let me assassinate his his [ __ ] friendo right here though he does oh bro chill please birdie boy [ __ ] me up oh my God no you [ __ ] prick I I get a little too I get a little too greedy in this game sometimes a little too greedy basically the better uh better letter means more damage with that stat okay okay got it so when I upgraded those it didn’t go up a letter though right but it will in the future cuz it said c to C and D to D for for those stats oh it did go up a letter oh okay sorry I saw it Go C to see in D Tod but but I’ll have to look at it again I probably was looking at it wrong oh it has sublet so even if it didn’t move a letter it’s still being okay cuz it it’s showing blue so it it works anyway oh no dude I [ __ ] that up so bad he’s going to kill me oh my God he’s going to kill me no why is you’re not looking at the guy oh no dude come on if it’s blue okay blue means better red means worse got it so what’s the objective um well uh the entire objective of the actual game is to become an Elden Lord uh what I’m doing currently is getting runes to um buy things so I can pew pew quicker [ __ ] clearly I’m not going to pew pew quicker if I can’t make jumps it’s a lot like AJ it’s a lot more in depth than that but that’s like you know that’s that’s it what luck said also you can find another somber smithing Zone somewhere Bel love your sword again so that could be worth um yeah I mean actually I mean I just need to kill these guys and then I’ll be happy oh no dude please please please Daddy these [ __ ] guys together are so annoying dude yeah there should be a somber too somewhere around here do I find them on the floor or do I have to kill enemies to get it I’m going to try to assassinate that [ __ ] bird you can find them on the floor okay at least I don’t have to walk a [ __ ] mile to get to these things this be a secret that a new one swear to God that one was not there before I really I really want this bird dead but I guess I can just no can I assassinate the bird [ __ ] he’s one shot that sucks actually oh no please bro he can go so far with his [ __ ] man there we go I should not have been that hard sadness cool I got a lump of Flesh that’s fun uh you could also occasionally buy them from some Merchants okay so those are big things to look for got it really nothing I can’t I can’t just like use these [ __ ] use these giant swords these birds use for [ __ ] Talons man the staggers are so satisfying in this game though okay so that was not what I wanted want it to happen could this be a ladder H could it I don’t know oh that’s cool I’m on the top here first off well done thank you oh yo look at that some smithing Stones gu I should bu you farm the bird oh if you farm the bird you can get the sword oh personally I like heavy weapons like I found a colossal sword slow as [ __ ] with your boy oh yeah dude I kind of I’ll be honest with you I think I like my heavy sword too be wary of right by the way precious item [Applause] C bash thanks for the thanks for the follow dude I appreciate it uh what does the flower do let’s see where the here it is material used for crafting items exceedingly rare to find o unfortunately you need somber smithing Stones you think that’s a big sword no uh no no not not this one that I have um yeah no not this one that I have but I like um I like the heavy sword I had prior to this I still have it but it’s not like um uh it’s not that useful compared to what I have now if you like the heavier swords you’re going to want to level strength and Stam because leveling Stam as the way you can carry I need to start leveling that I’m leveling strength a little bit um but this being an ambush prob right well I am going to try right because this guy’s not looking so I can do that you guys don’t even know you guys don’t even [Music] know dude he doesn’t even know stop throwing [ __ ] rocks at me you’re so stupid oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] sleeping on the job dude I’m enjoying my Sims time I love that F also saying in the community I’m in probably that is known by a lot of people more big more better cuz that’s Health right oh [ __ ] oh you threw a rock at me you prick free runes yeah I’ll take it dude oh dude hell yeah I press this item and then if I only had love going to get a slice piece of BRB bye bye bye bye what the [ __ ] dude where’d you come from my health bar is like halfway across the screen yeah dude I mean yep level big you’re going to need it yeah I’m kind of realizing that really would you see go somewhere close by this guy have it more smithing Stones like to see if there’s any Ledges nearby or some [ __ ] I mean I can climb on those can I get anywhere with that oh I I mean I can how did you how did you die oh you jumped by the end game like that 50 to 60 oh my God Castle ahead thank you you could go full glass Canon build level whatever you’re using and just say [ __ ] Health but that would be very very hard yeah I’m starting to understand that like when I get hit um oh oh I see it was a little bit of a troll there um but I’m noticing when I get hit by a boss I’m losing like 50% of my health bar and I am not loving it at all why can’t I use all of them first off left and then seek shortcut oh the [ __ ] Rainbow Stone I didn’t find this area until my fourth playthrough oh really oh [ __ ] okay more is more damage you can take more is better yeah had this guy die how’d you die dude please tell me show me you you just you jumped oh you tried to do some weird [ __ ] okay what do we got in here I don’t know we’re going to fight out though I’ll be honest didn’t know this existed back at it again hey what’s up George good to see you brother wait this is do I have this one wait oh man what the [ __ ] man okay this looks a little tricky I’m not going to make fun of the guy for for you know trying this out here oh [ __ ] yo suck my dick how about you wait till I finish my jumping puzzle and then we can talk um wait is he going to like bro don’t be weirdo stupid bad boy where you trying to go um I’m just getting runes right now George um oh my god I didn’t even see you bro weirdo uh yeah I’m just trying to get runes right now cuz I need to level up my um or I just need to level up and then I’m also just trying to find some smithing Stones uh time to go deeper that’s yeah so nothing too crazy right now I’m trying to um yeah just level up for the next boss I miss anything before I go down no way I fell under that yeah you you kind of did well then therefore seek down okay why is it always a trap this looks [ __ ] oh wait no are those oh like oh they’re big rats oh dude I hate that this guy looks insane that’s in front of me what the [ __ ] this a good item here oh this looks like my ass after Taco oh man we are the rats yeah you guys are the [ __ ] rats dude be wor have taking on all at once well I think I have a [Laughter] plan can I just go past them all with this cannon you can use your bow shoot one to Agro only one I was already thinking about that but um but can I just do this and walk by him like how did the disguises work in this game are they going to see a cannon walking by and they don’t give a [ __ ] is that a thing you can try I mean do they care or do they react to movement so if I literally just stayed here he doesn’t look all that pissed they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know and I just took them all at once I just took them all at once wait are they going to have like poison [ __ ] too I don’t even think about this dude I’m about to die from this little [ __ ] I can’t even get back up oh suck me suck me Daddy oh dude seriously it’s not even that big of a deal it’s really not oh you kind of suck dude oh you’re [ __ ] washed buddy I use the mimic and I just turn into a testicle every time that was a big ass rat Dam that’s a New York rat brother I know about myself I just use a big sword uh oh a big sword use Roar buff and swing sideways testicles like the default mimic Veil Jesus uh okay well that wasn’t that bad oh these rats were so bad wait what did I just walk over oh blood okay he died from the big rat I’m assuming Ratt or rat yep precious item ahead love that something is uh oh that looks [ __ ] pretty cool wait is that like a what is that summons vental spirits that chase down foes oh it’s sorcery though so it takes elect oh death spells POG wait really it it’s good even if I don’t have like intellect both faith and intelligence I mean I don’t know whether to be excited about that or not I don’t really know what that does this out H oh it’s sad but really funny both Fire and Ice damage I’m just going to jump down here dude like who cares right what did this guy do he looks like he’s having a pretty he looks like he’s doing fine hold on hold on surely there’s like somewhere I can go that’s not going to I don’t think there’s a way I can get back up though [ __ ] jump down [ __ ] I’m not a [ __ ] bro I’m just like I’m just searching for you know maybe a safety net if I need it can I climb up some [ __ ] like this oh I can oh dude look at me go too high up huh is that always brief for spite um Good Luck I hate this [ __ ] man CU like have fun that side at the edge is a meme of when she says it’s her first time oh all right well whatever dude guard pter require a head there’s no [ __ ] shot what a what am I supposed to [ __ ] do also dude I have to kill the [ __ ] actually I don’t really have to dude I could just like skate by the [ __ ] bats at least or do they chase me all the way down here please don’t tell me they [ __ ] chase me dude okay we’re fine so Brandon that is an her tree spirit and bad camera time let’s go I have to kill the big rat now the two biggest enemies oh in a from soft game is the camera and gravity you guys are [ __ ] washed but where’s your stupid rat friend oh dude we’re [ __ ] GG’s on that one yeah the cameras when you fight the Earth tree Spirits is so ass I don’t even know what’s happening like did did I get picked up by visions of fleeing like I don’t even know how to dodge it dude is this an enemy I can run by oh I just got [ __ ] clapped by his oh my God take that as a no going to take that as a maybe I could get by it right it locks on to the worst Parts you can never tell what they’re doing dude oh my God you can but it’s risky I feel like fighting that thing’s risky like I got to beat that [ __ ] guy I mean I recommend to not Target lock and just move your camera oh oh oh man I got [ __ ] hit by these losers what do you do to [ __ ] bro how do I kill this [ __ ] thing there’s no way there’s no way it moves so [ __ ] fast what is it doing what the [ __ ] is that oh my God please dude please brother in Christ can I do this wait can I do this no no no no no please please please please sir sir it’s literally not even worth it it’s not even worth it no it’s not even worth it this is a really tall ladder this is a really tall ladder what the [ __ ] dude I saw the face bro I feel like I gotta a dude if I died now though it’s all the way [ __ ] up here I know I know trust me I too high up oh dude there no I need I need to know if there’s a [ __ ] Grace man something incredible ahead I’ll be to slide down ladders oh good pointer [ __ ] so okay wait actually hold on this will this will allow me to um this will allow me to decide what I’m going to do with that boss he doesn’t respond if I go to a Grace you can also well be the climb ladders faster slightly oh [ __ ] this would have been nice to know if he doesn’t respond I will go and kill him he responds I might just go and figure out where this goes dude I got no [ __ ] potions though you will not respond when killed snake ahead resignation I can maybe sneak up on this guy though plus you have items anything anything I can [ __ ] use man I got to actually use something like this that face is high as [ __ ] and dead it looks like a like a weird Kraken Kraken ass kind of character all right let’s see if we can sneak up on this [ __ ] guy does this ta count as a [ __ ] spot to hit dude it does oh he’s so [ __ ] mad why did I do this okay that’s okay that’s okay that’s fine that’s a lot of ruins though that is a lot of ruins if I don’t get to them I literally killed this guy I actually legitimately kill this guy right now what the run’s pretty far back there you kill this guy then [ __ ] on daddy godric then you win the game easy PE stuff me like with your pain dude dude what the that’s not that’s not a great start that’s not a great start oh dude his hit box is so much further than I [Music] thought he uh I probably should have been further that way cuz I [ __ ] that up so bad dude I put the runes so far into the room so far [ __ ] [ __ ] why did I do that dude that’s bad BR just [ __ ] himself so hard oh God yeah I know and I got hit right there that’s actually so annoying [ __ ] the live 4K HD dude why I put them so far back all right dude this is that’s tragic oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I’m going to die here I’m going to die here I’m going to i’ had like 4,000 runes dude wait why didn’t I level up why didn’t I just level them up ah dude I should have [ __ ] used him oh dude that was such a killer and I got hit by the [ __ ] oh my God this is so annoying oh I didn’t use my heavy attack please don’t don’t okay oh God he put [ __ ] he put me in a corner and just beat my ass oh my God you suck dude you [ __ ] suck oh my God I hate you oh I’m [ __ ] so dead here wait no I’m not oh wait that’s the [ __ ] move right there bro oh God that hurts so bad dude his hip box is so [ __ ] weird man oh Jesus Christ oh there’s just no way I kill this guy there’s just no [ __ ] way I kill this guy oh my God it should be wor working but I’m watching stream oh god oh yeah if an enemy breeds fire get in their face it will miss and you can land free hits you got this you’re greater than your wood I kind of want to just try my [ __ ] you I I know brande I know I I just I I’m so sold on killing him now I just can not do it it would just help the farming you want to do yeah I know right now the bigger sword does less damage but if you kill this guy You Can level the big sword so it does more damage can’t wait for the DLC it’s adding eight new weapon types and 10 plus new bosses holy [ __ ] that’s actually [ __ ] nuts dude I didn’t get oh my God this bck box is [ __ ] weird man oh I’m going to I’m going to [ __ ] lose my mind I’m going to lose my mind on this guy I’m going to actually lose my mind for for Okay shh watch this just watch hold on [Music] damn bro I thought it was close enough [Music] don’t please please oh why did it why did it even do that bro oh my God I hate that so much I’m going to all right you know what [ __ ] kill me kill me I don’t even care dude kill me I kind of feel like I should just die to this rat but I don’t know I I need that I needed that really badly right now really [ __ ] badly just to get anused anused by the rats before the actual [ __ ] boss oh well that’s an easier way to go down at least so cool we figured out something how do I dodge that can I even Dodge that attack oh I [ __ ] did that way too early bro I feel like that thing is so rangy though I don’t know got pretty far that time yeah that was the best attempt that was the best attempt the only good thing about being completely out of runes is I don’t have to care about picking up the runes you please just Agro so I don’t have to think about this of course you got to hit off you annoying rat take a hole and hide that’s how my great-grandfather avoided explosions of world war to also yes they bleed for sure my eyes are starting to bleed that’s what’s bleeding I’m sort of understanding some of his abilities oh look I can get some of them back yay 500 yay I [ __ ] up yay he’s so annoying yay I hate this guy he did it through a wall you could stagger that thing it’s big yeah big crit if you could stagger I wish I could I wish I could can I just run past this rat I’m going to try this really quick I don’t want to try to [ __ ] kill him every time well that’s a lot better it saves me a little bit of time right they will follow me over here bro come on dude bro I [ __ ] was absolutely crushing that guy too don’t worry we all hate these things oh God yeah these things suck only issue with this guy his big boss small area so almost seeing he does almost almost impossible yeah yeah I feel like getting him to like 50% health is a big win but if I like the consistency is so annoying with this guy oh [ __ ] I almost [ __ ] oh God I almost fell you were deleting that health bar I know I had it figured out it it’s certain abilities are easy to like yeah certain abilities are super easy but there’s some I just I can’t figure out man he moves weird some sometimes and I just can’t like I can’t figure him out [ __ ] I got oh God I got too eager man I got to [ __ ] eager oh I was just about to say I’m impressed you haven’t fell on the way down yet yeah I fell there a few times yeah I don’t know I just kind of not thinking about it cuz I got something else to worry about I know I’ve just been kind of autop piloting this uh this J jum down like I’ll be honest dude I think without a doubt this has been like the hardest this has been the hardest boss for me this is harder than godric I swear godri is Miles cooler though yeah this is this is way harder than godri I I agree like dude that [ __ ] he just has so many weird [ __ ] combinations bro I like I don’t know dude I I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know dude I don’t know I mean says I got no money dude [Music] a test th unfit even to CL the most giant giant F beond difficult because she can barely see what they’re doing all right the damage difference is pretty good though hold up [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh why did I do that bro th UNF even to C darf did the Las one of recommendation I will say is dodging towards them for better counterattacks and most their attacks will miss this in general not specifically for God trick yeah that’s I think that’s one thing I got to be much better at actually is dodging toward him oh I’m just I got [ __ ] I got the [ __ ] beaten out of my ass literally this [ __ ] beaten out of my ass my [ __ ] is my [ __ ] is is just absolutely pruned to the brim like I don’t even know I don’t even know dude I don’t even [ __ ] know I don’t know I think he’s going to die here though that’s crazy right dude some of his attacks I just don’t [ __ ] understand even to CFT they’re just so L you got kicked like that dog from earlier all right dude I got like maybe one or two more attempts at godri and then I’m I’m getting off my eyes are bleeding and I’m going to cry I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight I have done that I haven’t done that in a long time oh wait why I I [ __ ] forgot a composit attack there’s so weird to it’s the weirdest [ __ ] to dodge man those attacks dude see those ones I cannot figure out bro I get that one either I oh my god dude you got to wait 3 to five bu States for that attack he delays dude he does bro oh my God it’s so annoying you can jump oh shock waves when he does that wind attack is more likely to do the garbage range attack further and easier oh why did it autocorrect his to go rocks I I know what you meant to that’s crazy if okay this is probably my last attempt or something dude next time I get on I am going to well next time I get on I’m going to level my weapons up because I think I’m a little bit in over my head here um and I got to do other mini bosses and and whatnot maybe a Dungeon Crawl I don’t know but I got to I got to get my bread up I have to level my weapons and all that ah you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] bro why does it take you so long to [ __ ] swing your [ __ ] man no no that was actually a really good attempt that was a good attempt that I [ __ ] up man yeah I’d uh recommend the rest of lim grave when are you going to stream next because I can I can help show you Dungeons and [ __ ] um I know I had I know I know I had a good [ __ ] all right one more time one more time one more time um I’m going to stream on Monday I’m going to stream on Monday at [ __ ] 6 and I’m going to [ __ ] probably play this and beat his ass oh I [ __ ] that up oh dude I’m okay well this one’s [ __ ] probably ched on [Music] oh no why did I go truest of dragons don’t you [ __ ] do it don’t you [ __ ] do it oh my God don’t you [ __ ] do it me th strength [Music] [Music] all well let’s just heal that Health up huh great Gody it’s this e h all [Music] [Music] [Music] stly tarnished th un fit even to graft all right all right I’m I’m done I’m done man H dude hi Olivia hi [Music] dude he said the Elden ring depression stage bro I I was so close I wish they showed percentage like percentage on his health bar because I was so [ __ ] close dude I wanted to kill him so bad good stream thank you luck I dude I appreciate you hanging out man and helping that was that was cool as [ __ ] wish I could have um wish I could have given y’all what you deserve did i k wait did I kill a boss today I can’t even remember what I did for the last you know three hours and 20 minutes but um dude gets us all at some points yeah he did really good in Phase 2 for having no idea what was about to happen I was so close dude I thought I was going to kill I really [ __ ] did man I really did it’s all right it’s all right um You Killed the spider mini boss that’s good we’ll take it we’ll take it oh jeez the controller’s falling um all right dude I gotta I gotta get off that was a good stream though I’m I’m not mad about it I feel like upgrading the weapon was was huge I think next stream which by the way will be on Monday um I I need to level up some [ __ ] more I also need to get more health I think I can’t be hit by a boss and then go to 50% it’s just not it’s just not fun it’s not uh so yeah I got to do that I got to get more runes so I just got to do like mini dungeon runs and [ __ ] like that but uh godri godri got me tonight godric won tonight yeah but next time I’m gonna [ __ ] I’m gonna [ __ ] godric in the throat dude and then I’m gonna oh yeah I’m gonna beat his ass I swear Willam grafton’s Bad Dragon at least you got a list of things to do I do I got to beat the [ __ ] stupid ugly veiny [ __ ] that comes out of the ground and I got to beat godrick and mainly godrick honestly godrick he’s got to go dude he’s got to [ __ ] go see you Monday Bro can’t wait to be there I appreciate you bro Grande dude like Honestly though I’m I am a little defeated um I’m a little defeated I’ll be honest because I thought I was going to get godrick tonight I really did but I’m not I’m not mad because this you know it’s my first time playing a game like this and it’s a lot to learn and I still make mistakes but I’m getting the hang of it a little bit and it’s getting fun as [ __ ] and I just can’t stop playing it because I [ __ ] love this game but you know uh wait oh wait you you don’t even have the psy wait cic cisic flasks yet I didn’t even notice you don’t have position oh physic physic auto correct [ __ ] you there oh um I don’t know what that is so yeah I mean I don’t have it I don’t know probably get help me a lot though right that’s what happens in this game though I mean I died on him a lot but I know when I get like an extra item or I get an upgrade or something I’m going to go in there and I’m going to just clap his cheeks and everything’s going to be good in the world but krick’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] too hate this guy I’ve already died on him more than I’ve died on marget though I don’t know I mean I guess I guess it’s Different Strokes for different folks but I feel like this guy’s easier than marget I just don’t know why I can’t I can’t figure this guy out all the time I’m glad I got it for you br Grande I’ll tell you every single time man thank you for that that means a lot I will show you [ __ ] on Monday I will take it um but but I’m I’m G to hop off y’all uh you will [ __ ] him up I I know I will thank you for everybody who’s been hanging out I think doing these Elder Elder Scrolls dude I’m so fried right now um doing these Elden ring streams has brought in a lot of new people and y’all are cool as [ __ ] I appreciate all the help man um we got we got a handful of new followers today which is cool glad you guys are liking the Elden ring stuff I’m liking streaming it I think it’s fun I like to do the single player games I don’t I don’t really do them a lot do a lot of multiplayer stuff but it’s really cool to uh like I’ve been meeting a lot of people through this so it’s been a lot of fun um AJ thank you luck thank you thank you for all the follows Subs uh sleep well see you Monday appreciate it um let me uh guys make sure I have a Discord where I post um uh where I post when I go live and [ __ ] like that so um I will shoot that out with godric is easier he just waits till the till the heat of death of the universe to attack dude he’s so annoying he’s so [ __ ] annoying why why does he hold that [ __ ] for 40 years before he strikes so obnoxious dude um I can’t do it because I’m banned from in on my internet no you’re good dude you’re good um I’m I’m putting it in the chats right now uh actually did did YouTube get that Discord link that don’t work here Brandon damn I did it through [ __ ] restream hold on hold on so I know we got a I know we got new peeps in here so I want to make sure I uh I want to make sure I drop that I have to copy and paste it from twitch what dude that’s lame I can’t even oh cuz I don’t have the command that’s so annoying dude all right hold on hold on I I got you guys I got you guys hold up so I know we got a lot a lot of new peeps in here so I want to make sure you guys know when I go live copy link and send the link here oh that’s what you do oh okay um all right that should work let me double check could work yeah that’ll work okay so um that’s the link to my uh my Discord uh that’s why I will say if I go live and what time I go live I don’t really have a schedule so it’s kind of whenever but uh I will be on Monday for sure and we’re gonna kill that dude so it’s happening but um but yeah dude I hey thank you guys for hanging out here um thanks to the link man of course AJ yeah um make sure to do that I’m gonna put out like when I go live probably Monday morning or something like that uh so see you tomorrow night Brandon ah no no godrick got me in shambles I gotta just I gotta be off I gotta be off but uh yep it worked okay cool I’m great great I love I love to see it um so thank you guys for hanging out I’m hopping off now appreciate y’all and I will see you Monday I’ll be chatting in the Discord tomorrow a little bit just telling you guys what’s up but um appreciate y’all I will see you on Monday bye bye LLY bye
