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We had so much fun doing our MOST CONTROVERSIAL PLAYERS OF ALL-TIME DRAFT earlier this month that we had to bring together a few of the boys who didn’t get a crack at the original for an even more epic PART 2!!! With none of the first episode’s players picked and no players allowed for on-pitch controversies, we went deep into the archives to pluck some absolute wrongens and build teams around them. SPECS GONZALEZ, PK HUMBLE and DAVID VUJANIC join MILES, STEVO, LIPPY, POET and TEGO from the first episode to make a classic.

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I had a story about miles basically like back in the day on Twitter right I’ve sted this for like 10 plus years oh wow nothing crazy punched up you know how I used to be very very active on socials before you got cancelled and then started leg swinging yeah I mean I was leg swinging before that but what did F get cancel didn’t he done he done he started friends with Jeremy Corbin he started a cult that’s something I thought about but no no no I back to back to the story uh I was dancing on a bus stop at a carnival and M was tweeting like I look at his attention Seer he’s annoying is he Oh my he still don’t help his [Music] friends there were a lot of people upset about uh the amount of research that went into our last draft on camera Googling I’m not saying I’m not the comments I will never be the comments I got my own rules what’s wrong with the comments they don’t have they don’t they’re not in charge of the rules so things wrong with the comments like they said that Miles had a bad game for N manua I disagree I think Miles had a 10 out of 10 let’s ask miles what you think no he’s not on this episode but we’re going back to the well we did something that we all had a lot of fun doing last time we did it pause I didn’t get to do it and that is the controversial draft that is all controversial players you’re going to build a team is you’re going to try and make it good but you’re also going to try and make it as controversial as possible so not not not not ability we’re talking about cont AB got to come into it you can’t you can you could pick you know someone who maybe got kicked out of Colchester for smashing stuff up but he did it at Colchester was he that good who knows no ability exactly no ability that your team might not be great if you pick that guy steo yo stars or ones ones Stars oh oh perfect okay so your one’s steo and your stars Lippy one star Jord living in the Stars it’s Stars you want go first or last that’s not how you do it in battle rap man you win the you sure it was 100% it doesn’t benefit me I feel like controversial you can make anything controversial first Pi is a bit strong wow come on go Jim his name is Kristoff met Zelda do you remember him boys it’s controversal I know Zelda let’s not go into the details let’s be very political this is I’m just going to say what’s written it’s B I’ve gone on Wikipedia there’s a list of prisoners that have been convicted of things prisoners footballers sorry that have been convicted of things it says Kristoff met Zelda it happened oh but he wasn’t a footballer when it happened though he’s a footballer it works it works he only got he got 10 months suspended sentence for what Lippy distribution of pornography was it dman yeah my specs miles your first draft pick um are you look going to confer yeah I’m going to go first um uh don’t cut to me after the Lippy thing but can I pick uh R9 for what what was controversial about R9 World Cup 98 apparently an UFO landing in these women no but this is something I read nope wrong wrong wrong wrong no it’s not wrong it’s still great though that is one of the theories so I think that makes it controversal this before fabriel Marini as well PK humble your first pick I’m going to go with something that’s re I’m going recenty bias n know tarez I saw him lips in a dog that is controversial and it was non-consensual cuz did you ask the dog the dog said woof the dog said woof yeah the dog didn’t the dog didn’t want it Jordy the guy I’m going to go for is a top scorer in jail in Paraguay won all the cups there oh yeah a treble winner multiple passports one of the best footballers I’ve ever seen ronaldino oh he’s in prison you seen have you seen that we didn’t pick him last time no have you seen that film when the guy’s in prison but he like people leave the prison and they go back in cat D no it’s not cat d v it was in Brazil I think no one’s watched that film my first my first my first pick is one of the most controversial football players of all time CU every day that passes he gets more and more controversial and and I think if you go on Dave Ran’s YouTube history he pops up a lot yeah he played in England for Northampton yeah he played for Oxford yeah he played he was actually signed as a kid to centry yeah he’s now selling out Arenas when they let him talking about lizards oh no way he was a weather man and he called himself the return of Jesus Christ is David Ike a oh what a pick that is such a ruge pick how did I think of that one obviously I’ve got a little bit of an in with Balan football so I’m going to go Umar sadik he’s a Nigerian Striker um B yeah he’s decent you know he plays for ala now I think uh he during a game in Serbia uh he got subbed off he sat on the fence where the where like the fans are and he just went on the phone spoke to his wife he had a phone on the bench yeah the wife asked him why have you been subbed off and he just told her like yeah I got subbed off early it’s all right it’s all good I’m I’ll be home soon oh there’s transcripts and look there’s there’s a fot you can you can find a phot online good pick because no one saw it coming poet your first pick Spec’s definitely reminded me of something that happened during covid that confused me um I love Jamaica as we know and Shout Out Mar has gone back there and Jamaica’s famous for so many things Bob Marley um PK and we when he wants to go there b Marley is a controversial footb player he is as and another controversial football player is Chris Smalling and I remember this story cuz I think my cousin hit me up Chris Smalling apparently saw a alien with his misses in Jamaica in 2021 but was too embarrassed to take his phone out as he was Gob smacked this is facts there are no aliens in Jamaica by the way as well I’ve seen Al Ali when I heard him speak Chris saw aliens in Jamaica no his his voice is controversial too that’s not controversial enough St the madman you got two picks got two picks right let me get this one out of the way this one is a player um and it’s controversial because he is the richest footballer currently playing right now oh great pick he is the son of the sulan of brunal and everyone hates himun brune yeah he can’t really play but he play he was playing for Leicester he didn’t deserve to be obviously it was paid so he plays for Port FC now people hate him yeah I’m going to put him in very controversial for who and his name is FC his name is faric Bola bka 61 rated on FIFA is it and what position does heif like two fifas um Striker Winger Winger left wing you got you got two picks Ste oh oh and then my second sorry my second controversial um did you notot put I asked you earlier did you notot put Roberto roer in the last draft goalkeeper yeah chillian yeah damn it he’s the one that murdered his no no okay what he this guy a flare came on the pitch they were losing and a flare came on the pitch um and he pretended to get hit and he pulled out a razor and sliced his face yeah yeah oh I remember that serious Roberto roer he’s got a Razer just there it’s Brazil what country is it um Chilean yeah South America poet your second pick my second Chris smallin not that controversial fair enough um this one’s crazy cuz he was rude to me oh I know it is yes he was rude to I know is my 90% of people that you’ve met uh no don’t live your life um Lucas podowski not my life it’s definitely not mine I got a lot of friends got no friends he was rude to me in 2018 but we can talk about him kicking a photographer allegedly in 2015 was playing for Galatasaray this is none other than the idiot himself Lucas podowski the IDI a photographer are you going to have that specs I’m not cuz you met podowski do you know what you’re right I apologize very despite the fact you told me she didn’t like me you shook hands we did she tried to hide cuz she saw you first Vincent stone cold I’m going to do is that friend of man actually you know him heed play for Crystal Palace his name Sasha churich yes Legend yeah heed play for Crystal Palace the guy he just lived a controversial life man um there was a photo of him driving a tractor in the middle of Serbia at the capital city is he far right no no he’s just having a good time and obviously in in England he played for Bolton as well but he was having too much of a fun time in general obviously the clubs the parties and the Antics he went on Big Brother in Serbia won it as wellow so and and the farm another uh reality TV show over there so he’s really cool when you meet I think on this show if you ever won him I’ll call him up bring him down he’s story you know who his best friend was in America got his Dennis Rodman oh yeah they’re crazy if you don’t want a story gu he doesn’t stop talking though he he doesn’t stop talking I’m going to pick a right back I’m going to pick a right back who uh when on Instagram live and said that his manager was an fword oh yeah he’s a good player A bit chaotic but he’s not been chaotic for a couple years keeping it calm he’s also assaulted a police officer but I prefer to think of him talking about Lauren Blanc being an FW he said something about with Zlatan Ibrahimovic both of them two together his name is Serge aier oh rudeway Rude Boy Rude Boy Jordy your next pick my Striker caused death by dangerous driving I know specs I didn’t cause death I just caused broken pelvis you’re EG did you broken pelvis you know how mad that is managed to get away with community service what I know but specs went down more than that and his son his son plays for Bournemouth today Patrick clav is he really I didn’t know that serious you got that from Reddit man that’s we have the same birthday reddit’s a good source PK on my list I’ve got a few names but the one I’m going to go with he’s actually come here before and I’m going to go with I was going to Pi Troy oh no was good I’m going to go with Trini not only because of what he was saying I think he’s got one of the strongest faces in football that are very controversial face is scrunched up it’s got squisher face mhm you call it squisher face did you did you did you tell him that when he was here no he’s got big hands brick layer hands and he said he was working since he was 12 years years old so and what’s the controversial thing he’s done his face is it it’s controversial he’s been to jail oh yeah and that spec Smiles me okay yeah now I’ve got your attention this football what what the hell been thinking about that for so long I couldn’t work out who was talking go yeah this this player I’m going to pick he’s um he boots cats boots and cats boots and cats boots and catat and I’m a cat lover you don’t know that man rip to bazel not anymore man that’s done St cat that’s done so specs we picking Kurt Zuma yeah he’s a cat lover but he boots cats next up Lippy joining Kristoff metela the wildest pick so far the wildest pick this one’s a bit calmer but I actually rate this one this is the kind of controversy that I like um this guy used to play for Bolton and he actually had a connection to the Danish hell’s Ang Angels gang wow and I think he has the best name one of the best names ever not even just footballers his name was Stig toughing oo stiff he’s got a stiff toughing you got two picks yeah no no let me go um UK up up front yeah man yeah um I know exactly where he’s po Bridget oh why don’t don’t do that no cuz I’m trying to win the game though no but I’m I’m picking him because he’s a good player but no now Ranger man good pick Lippy spec miles um remember we’re building a strong team and One mic it means one voice okay so it’s my pick I’m going to go with a um oh my box to box breath midfielder they said he had to wear basketball shorts in 1998 cuz his pipe was opposite to the guy my right circumcised twice he said far right and one of his teammates said it was like a horse Patrick V what controversal what horse you got a horse is p it’s not controversial how about you spatter n Ru no oh through the pipe of course remember when he punched the fan when he was Palace man oh yeah yeah I remember that no you can’t have a horse’s pipe as a human being um I’m going to go with a man that should have he probably failed every single medical and that’s why he’s controversial Craig Bellamy he’s got one of the worst physiques in history I don’t know what he’s got no shoulders High shoulders no neck no neck yeah he looks like he’s wearing NFL G I don’t even think he’s got a vertebrae I said his armor and he’s controversial because of his physique Golf Club Golf Club oh yeah he he he beat up J but John ARA said he won the fight so one of them’s lying did you tell joha that he got 99 shot power I don’t want to tell him that so two of our two of your picks are stories related to guests we’ve had just this and the guests realistically so now guest don’t want to come on cuz I’m going to diss them Jordy joining ronaldino and Patrick CL Barcelona players and mil both play for Barcelona and Milan Center back German garan oh yeah and you know what yeah I know I read assault but I know something else that I can’t confirm you know something else you can’t yeah yeah yeah we can’t confirm it he left he left a couple clubs because of it his name is Jerome baten what did he do uh I mean on paper he hit a girl I think he hit his M and um yeah man you look dig deeper if you want is that is that allow on the last controversial draft I picked my team was called father’s raise your sons so my pick is Dwight York ra gets like that is this what we doing guys yeah David yanic I’m going to go TB West what was controversal about him well I don’t know look I it’s not the hair that’s not controversial that’s good to hear no but the image oh no it got bad at the end actually yeah terrible just a couple bits sticking out yeah I don’t I don’t think it’s controversial but he did become a priest that’s not controversial that is someone viewed might be that as controversial what as a footballer priest as a footballer yeah right let’s just say he was a CT leader let’s not Center back and a some of these priest though boy that’s enough that’s enough to C leader is controversial he’s not a cold leader he’s a priest go again all right I’m not taking out I’m going to go this is like three players in one a situation that happened uh before the game but it’s four of them did it you could pick one just pick one of them all right cool then I will go Marco pelich he was a Serbia Striker Serbia Serbia against Germany 2010 World Cup he was caught with four other players drinking a beer and smoking cigarettes in a hotel room having a party before the game very good oh he’s and then you can pick the other three without 10 left true there’s three others that were there as well like his face as well man man p is a cool guy but I mean yeah that’s mad but we won the game poet everyone can you pick a victim of the controversy I think it’s all about context well he’s made up with the guy now I saw them I think it was the Champions League Champions League game they were they were chatting so I was like oh you’re cool now but seven eight years ago he slept with your girl Kevin De bruyer has made up with CIS you’re picking Kevin De Brer yeah cuz you need a good side big man I’ve got some ter play no you should pick CTO well then I’m picking C I thought you um already piic yeah c for sleeping with Kevin De br’s girl staying with her and then forcing Kevin BR and him to be friends is that alleged or is that facts that is facts he’s with the girl now they’ve made up it’s all cool Kevin De BR has got a new girlfriend new Family Life Is Life steveo The Mad Man life be life you’ve got two picks two picks first pick I’m going to go for is Center back I’m going to get some center backs in there and it’s an old western manager slavin bich why was he controversial he done a lot of things um he was a smoker during his playing days which at the time was controversial but that’s not it there was a time where he faked an injury against Lauren Blanc and he held his face and he oh course yeah and then Lauren Bron got sent off and then bich gets up and yeah ended up being very is that work on that yet possibly possibly possibly was around yeah yeah so that’s bit at Center back yeah well done up top I want to go with ANS uh missed the right if did we put him in the last one what’s he done he he went prison for two months when he was I suppose yeah and then he obviously he’s came out unpaid parking tickets and then um driving without insurance poet you’re back my guy man we’re going for a Dutch player that punished Arsenal once upon a time in a 3-0 win um he then went over to Everton don’t know why he went there and in his second season his misses hired a private detective to find out what is going on with this guy only to find out vaner MAA Vander MAA man he went into depression so that happened she found out he was cheating took the you ducked out and then his career was an absolute mess from there went into depression but he was having parties with loads of strippers I didn’t do nothing to the and probably Duncan Ferguson allegedly with that one he was on podcast this week Duncan Ferguson I heard what he said he said the story that I love to hear but yeah deid Vian you’re back up uh so I’m going to go it’s another man actually appreciate uh me and poet have I appreciate this man um he I just I just remember I said is it possibly need to hear the um he Dan Len yes he’s done a lot of things amazing man I’m going to go with cuz there was the one statement with being poet where he said he’s pretty much better than Sergio R um during the lockdown he was tweeting a lot of David ik stuff he was so you know I’m in solidar to my team yeah we’re going to blow we’re going to blur you this episode you know what we’re going to blur you it’s a lot of backing [ __ ] but um obviously you know this is why we don’t let white people on the show uh there was obviously the Jabs he was tweeting about the Jabs and he was uh I mean look who here is actually jabed to be honest I’m going to go to right back I’m going to pick a player who was responsible for three major injuries he’s having a bad time now so I feel bad for him um but he did some damage at a period in his life when he was driving his teammates for Derby County oh Richard Kio what why did I think it was wisdom that was driving Jordy you’re up he was um away with the England camp and decided to sneak off with a mate who I cannot name cuz he was on last week’s sorry i’ Pi I’ve picked two right back so I’m just going to put Rich at Center back and he took fin Finland girls Icelandic girls or something scan took him to the hotel and and had his way with them I love that situation I saw videos of them just chatting situ G self bait said I’m not going to look at you again sou B Phil Fen I’ve got I’ve got Chanel member what’s he done what they sent archaeologist to see him fake cage they done bone Mario testing they said that F he was there t is anything between 86 and 91 is that right remember he lied and he lied compulsively he had a fight yesterday he got caught he yeah he got caught he got caught when he was at Porto I think yeah Porto he had a fight with a ho in Morocco yesterday they done the bone test on him they done the bone test on him and he came out negative he bought bones he de the bones listen this player I’m going to pick next is a fantastic player he’s done it in all the leagues he’s gone to there’s two types of reason he could be in this controversial list but I’m going to pick the one that’s more relatable to me and other people in this in this room right now what position is he playing he’s number 10 thank you he’s he’s on number 10 he’s a creative player mhm um and uh uh he’s he’s he’s got a lot of political stances standing up for his people but you’re slow in the game he played a match you’re right okay he um was playing twitch while his team was playing live and they lost and he’s playing fortnite at home and they said to him why didn’t you turn up he faked an injury so he could play twitch all night M and he’s streaming he was ahead of the game facts he’s still streaming now facts it’s mza Özil Lippy you got two picks I want to pick the bro bro I’m gonna mash up spe one day I swear to God bro hey I how how you going to do that bro yeah I want to pick the the Scorpion Kick keeper Rene because he I don’t know if he went to prison for it it’s it’s a good thing that he done actually but it was illegal he had he was involved in the negotiation of someone returning in a kidnapping or something something okay big boys as well I think yeah I think he delivered the money he was the one that delivered the money the suitcase inside the suitcase inside perhaps suitcase the suitcase some in the suitcase in the films isn’t it yeah it’s not going to be to just do it is it then I will go was he picked last time did we pick was was there a lot of racist people picked last time there was a few just say any racist people that’s gone upstairs kind of recently or maybe not in Milan left footed free kick specialist he what he’s hit the stair mahovich yeah he’s died he’s say cooba yeah I found out today yeah I don’t think he was picked yeah now I have myov I found out to I was expecting him to pick him because he’s been talking about him all day okay so V you’re going to go hold him and the guy that bring the J doctor Paul Pogba is my Midfield Pogba o on and who Vieira take take a great Midfield that’s a great Midfield bro great you’re going to win too many games though as what what did do he punched the fan when he’s Palace manager and he has PK said is suspended by the way yes currently dolin I’m going with a man that um what did he do I don’t know he he had um are are you tired identity crisis no he had identity crisis he tried to do je res jeel resignation oh um I know this man n let him land please go on you don’t know this we ain’t got time for you to fin Jew resignation and it didn’t even work out for him imagine that almenia who’s alenia bro the goalkeeper Amun oh Amun what’s your resignation English to play for what’s controversial about Amun because you’re trying to change you got personality disorder you’re trying to change you you see how he’s making it I hear it ol you see what do you mean a man a man a man thought he was English the comments were for you he thought he was English because he was going to play and he wasn’t English rejected how Engish anyway how though if you go way back there is no England Marco Senna he’s Brazilian he plays for Spain yeah but it worked out for him this didn’t work out for him so controversial but he also he hid that he had a heart condition all right then yeah he hit that he had a heart condition he’s a compulsive liar Jord you’re up best right back in Prem history Gary Gary Neville Gary Neville what the DMR yeah well the guy’s just got in trouble he’s been getting in trouble oh did you pick him he got in trouble in lockdown yeah we picked him last episode yeah try again there’s another great right back who’s Danny Simpson he got picked he got picked picked him all right now I have to Freestyle I’ve got that but there’s there’s another right back go to the next best right back in the league re James no the other one Trent yeah Trent Trent what’s he done a brother you done it on your Turf on Snapchat dming the pregnant girl remember crazy you’re saying and will girl he did that from the changing room once you’re doing no jump against te man no everyone knows that that’s public information Andrew 22 can [Laughter] I good pick I’m going to pick a player who was uh you know Anthony Gordon in the face yeah and Anthony Gordon in the team he plays for and Anthony Gordon in the style of play okay I know who you’re going for there’s a Wingo used to play for Newcastle United who was accused of racism as a coach he’s a legendary player but Anthony Gordon in the face Peter Beardsley yes get him out V I’m going uh West it’s uh back in the Balkans uh red star grade actually this tweet went viral recently even though it happened a few years ago was a guo Kanga from Gabon who apparently was born before his mom and he had to prove it oh yeah I saw this one it but that was wrong it was false that wasn’t true but apparently the the Federation had to investigate that’s what I was reading that’s gu Kanga that’s a great pick what a player man and his current as well what a player really check out his goal against CR to yeah red star bade you’re up um what did I thing I’m getting it up get it up pause for real 2015 2015 uh good days man not for Ryan Babel he was being uh very rude to a woman on Twitter telling her that she should grow a pair of something else before speaking about football with him it’s crazy crazy that tweets did that man there was more tweets but I won’t go through all of them but yeah a lot of controversial sexist tweets from Ryan Babble in really Ryan Babble sorry I never rated him um Steve the mad man yes my man um I’m going to go [Music] to my right wing and this is a player played for Wales played for Cardiff fist good good Winger named David cotol and what did David C do what hasn’t he done recently he uh done a a story post saying that Obama is gay what yeah and he said uh also said Michelle Michelle Obama he a man yeah that’s not nice that’s not nice there’s legendary there’s scams that he’s done and all sorts man yeah he’s been on one recently but he was a very nippy Winger that’s my right wing please um and then I’m going to go in the middle of the park well to the to my one of my CMS yeah we play CMS right is Freddy lomberg and the reason I’m putting Freddy lber because you reminded me about his pipe I didn’t remind you about his when you when you said about him he reminded me of that and that he had put socks down there he had faked it forv kin kin it wasn’t real white man c pipe po it your back I’m struggling man Roy what did he do he was on we did last episode didn’t we yeah yes now Carlo Kini oh what’s he done now he actually had a massive already got a goalkeeper you got I wanted to pick can I pick Kevin De BR then Raj goalie Raj goalie no you can’t have both why when was that a rule you can’t have Kevin you have the victim and the perpetrator you don’t pick Chris Rock cuz Will Will Smith slapped him all right Ribery okay now you’re cooking Ribery obviously as you know I picked Bena you’ve already got all your forwards damn it I’m tring help you I know but I want you to have those I want it is it yeah have that one this is mad I got all my forwards does he get Jed Spence if he does JED Spence is controversial now yeah he isial let’s go with Jed Spence his cousin that’s not why he’s controversial C he didn’t do the charity thing allegedly I don’t know if I can pick this because I don’t know if it’s controversial but I’ve got a back up anyway I like Gabriel K’s pants because you wore that trackies not controversial but I like gab K’s pants as well what you wore trackies that’s not controversial it’s kind of a fashion wise controversial wear it in goal which keeper has worn gray tracksuits baggy ones you lot of property okay me but yeah that I feel like that’s controversial rejected I’m going Oscar Oscar what’s he done okay n come on man yeah Oscar and his sister are quite close oh is that right no T who Latin says they got pictures where he’s touching I’m not he’s not touching her booty his hand is quilian Oscar yeah they’re piping they’re piping each other I seen it NE we tried to be PC and there’s a photo of them in bed like kissing on the cheek like yeah that that’s that’s in that’s fine that’s not what Game of Thrones that’s Mash man you’re you’re a you’re a what’s it what they called L lann never seen it to go Lannister I’m going to pick a player who played for rexam Queens part Rangers pascar Crawley Town partic fistle Sparta Rotterdam TS Mano quidad ra laa Rail Racing Mercia Tabor suzan and bort he’s an international for guinea is he oh is he playing now and he tried to run up on his brother with a gang at juventus’s training ground Mattias Pogba that’s close wow Jordy see I want to move foden to the cam because I got a right wing is that allow I know you know what great question controversial draw anything right winger my right winger is um he’s done it all man Dutch he’s wrapped he’s sold he’s he’s stabbed yeah I didn’t want to say it cuz YouTube man I can’t believe he’s made it uh to back to me his name is Quincy promise oh man I’m mad yeah he got done on the end crew he’s got low concentration is he out now he’s out now right he plays in Russia Russia cuz they can’t get extradited he goes to the countries where it’s safe PK you’re out I got I got a lot of players I’m I’m spoit for choice right now and I’m going to go with a man that dad’s into dominatrix his dad likes to get tied up his Lis Diaz oh wow he does he does doesn’t he doesn’t like to get tied up that’s what you think how celebrated when he was free it was all act bro specs and Miles um this player here is very is very unfortunate his controversy because he was playing for his country and he loved his country Lippy what happened he was a captain at the World Cup mhm what else and uh he had a pressure penalty uhhuh okay and he took this penalty Lippy but he didn’t know it was going to be the last penalty ever take of his life what cuz he missed and once he missed his penalty the Colombian Mafia killed him him already him so therefore now that’s that was her own goal though is this one a penalty this one’s a penalty no that’s that one’s a I think he’s Mexican than my man and my one is Colombian his name’s called Andreas esar yeah it’s the same guy hey you’re it’s good it’s good you’re so your one was wrong a brother he your training is cool no but it was a good delivery though and your backup pick was oh well I’m going over for Sam allise Center back what corruption have you ever have you ever seen him play I like that pick no but he’s never seen Sam adiz play though no so youing most of us so who who’s the people that have seen Sam adiz play SE last play po saw was that his first youth FA Cup fa youth cup early that’s controversi itself put yeah Lippy I’m going to move I’ve been on transfer market it’s been speaking to the the scouts I’m going to move now to the left wing he can do it he can do he says it that’s what it says he can across the front what they say now he’s got Pace now Ranger left wing yeah you’re going to put him on the left trust that stinks that s now Ranger cannnot play left wing can man he had Pace when he when he mash up um Ashley Cole I’m sure he was on the wing he weren’t playing in the N but um I’m going to put Romario as my n because um he’s got pictures with guns and stuff he bangs Simeone in his face um yeah just an overall bad he parties a lot he like a bad boy Brazilian for my second pick I want to go Center mid I think I remember him kicking a chicken or something he’s done a lot there’s B videos of him fighting and that but um I want to go Center mid um English Wonder kid we all wondered why he fell off oh I know and then he said he’s been selling drugs since he was eight was he was eight on the corners oh him yeah it’s it’s it’s n it’s Ste Ali man specs you’re up I’m going to try this one so Campbell oh I had him as well in the last he Mar um can I pick Lucas frabby because in South Africa Lucas found me there was rumors he was moving to a club and the team didn’t like it so they showed up took a selfie with him and shot him in the leg that’s not funny but I’m going to laugh that’s not funny but I’m going to laugh and he only spoke about it last week it happened 20 years ago T why so long selfie 20 years ago is revolutionary PK I’m going to go with a man low concentration levels he likes to eat leftovers let’s just say kante he’s got JB’s wife ex-wife is it it’s that’s actually true and is that controversial alleged that is controversial allegedly true that is controversial you’re e man’s leftovers I’ve seen the report every everyone most people are someone’s left leftovers yeah no but not not not not not not someone that huh you sound very immature all right then you’re mature you be mature I’m not I’m immature I like it he’s rled yeah cuz I’m IM I’m immature I like it I’m going to say that to podowski I’m going to say that to pki if if you’re saying that you only deal with virgins you’re on the controversial list because they played for the same country no they didn’t J said play they wer teammates they played for the same country they play for the all right then so calm down bro about know they did all cool talk land land land bro you’re not even see you’re not in the show bro now put your land land land no no don’t bring it to me don’t bring it to me land don’t do that don’t no don’t you haven’t mastered it you haven’t mastered you haven’t mastered that land going to get you in trouble again sit back sit back I’m on the show all right boys boys do we agree with PK what happened to vote we used to vote that’s what I’m asking or should pick again no it’s not it’s not controversial not controversial all right then she doing she’s doing a do they have God God Ang K he’s a Kendall he’s a Kendall down there no Anga K got the snip so he can’t have you so that’s controversial what Ang K got the snip that’s my controversial oh PK pick again Anga kante got the snip you got one more chance one more guy all right then this I don’t even want to I don’t even want to pick this guy cuz it’s not fair uh oh what this is the PK we love Christen atsu all right do you know what you can have kante yeah you got onala K see this is what we we had to force out of him that is close Jordy yeah yeah yeah I’m I’m I’m going real Essex boy here the boy this boy is uh from Essex he got his assault charge in Essex he was outside Sugar Hut when he he assaulted a police officer oh that’s class and he got a seven Grand fine he got away with it love that his name is James Tomkins free him I ni freeze Boys in my Midfield I’m going to pick a player who I knew was controversial for one reason he was investigated as part of an underrage prostitution scandal in France Jesus is Lord he stop there you you win France is a n ends but he also attacked a restaurant owner following about of road rage oh Mars so Mar did that at number five he did he’s bad his name he played for sandlands he played for Fulham his name is yanan via all right I going to sign him we have him in the Wonder kid we done Wonder Kid episode Wonder yeah always L to Arsenal always yeah even when he was bad V looks confused but no no no um I’m picking Roy and dry oh what’s he done now Ro andr like he was playing football apparently toward Moy to off he’s controversially he said he was the best midfielder in the became a rapper became an actor don’t you remember he said he left Real Madrid CU he wanted to be like left wing right wing and apparently he was having 2 a.m. hot tub romps at Everton’s training ground oh yeah yeah he went he went to the he took G to the to the training room jacuzzi I mean fair play P it Pelle is a legend we can all agree and if you don’t go to his funeral I believe that’s quite controversial and one man that didn’t go is Kaka oh Kaka didn’t go to pelle’s funeral every other Brazilian player from why is he supposed to he had a link every play had a link he’s very religious Rel why didn’t he go he doesn’t reveal but but boys if I go and you don’t got a link you don’t have to come he maybe he knows something about Pelle we don’t know or maybe Pelle owes in peace maybe p is controversial remember spec set up that um Kaka cutback video he did the promo for that that was terrible was ity Mar or something like yeah and you got meged steo you got Center back left back right back midfielder midfielder all right I’m going to go I’m going to finish my Midfield first one I’m going to put his DM and his name actually he very controversial because when he became a manager um of a third division club might have been in the conference uh he used to drive to the training ground used to drive his car onto the training pitch park it on the hill watch the players in the cold train Edgar Davids he pick him last time someone pick him yeah I did feel like he got picked already yeah so bro yes Ste yes cool y yep yep yep yep um another midfielder I’m going to put in is don’t need to prepared um is a midfielder is a very good goal scoring midfielder and nothing was said when he played but after he’s played he’s made a lot of noise and his name is Matt was P we peed him but we didn’t say his name yeah you called him Matt the pig yeah Matt the pig all right course why I didn’t see didn’t want to get struck down on YouTube okay so then I’m going to put another footballer Jesus another midfielder um and this is very controversial even me saying it because he was I think he was maybe Wonder kid played for Arsenal um allegedly he something went missing from the dressing room um but apparently that was just said and it never really happened but was controversial anyway he went from Arsenal to Tottenham his name is Rowan rickets Rico this guy played right Midfield not Wing right Midfield but I want to put him tuck him in Center mid but it’s like an am going out wide RCM put him in the mid RCM yeah man he went to Newcastle from man united as part of the Andy Cal okay he is an addicted gambler but he comes out he talks about it um he’s got some crazy stories addicted um but he seems nice guy oh nice but he’s very controversial and his name is Keith kesp Keith kesie gei kesie yeah you done a book a whole book about it yeah good player in nor Island yeah man poet let’s keep it up to date um I’m going to go for a man that I saw last year apparently punched a player in the car park I only saw the interview on Sky Sports News um with the opposing manager who said that after what he said to valverdi on the field Val verie deserves to punch him in face and after the game valie punched some real real player in the ca so shout out Val is a g you know proper G he ain’t on it he ain’t on it he’s not about to say that he’s a bit F gazy I reckon the you must have been wet that he punched the man are doing The Selective bad boy thing good pick and vuj vuj we’re back in the mix oh yeah so the Keeper’s name was Vladimir stokovich Vladimir uh so yeah used to play for Red Star went to partisan eventually obviously that’s like a nogo in Serbia and he got attacked on a team bus serban national team bus but he survived and now he plays in Saudi Arabia Vladimir is a good name was the best Vladimir in the world now is it is Vladimir a common name Russia I think it is that’s like they John is it I’m GNA pick a player who sat at this table who’s controversial for so many reasons I know who you’re going to go I he been racially abused twice he’s had a by uh an England captain and once on International Duty for englands but that’s not why I’m picking him I’m picking King him because he tried to have a hardcore match with El [ __ ] J chairs were swinging butter knives were drawn swear down his name is Anton Ferdinand tried to you tried to onsite you I rate that and somebody and allegedly elh duu got tucked in in a nightclub and there was a lawsuit allegedly by somebody alleged yeah I’m going to cuz I wasn’t here for that episode who won the fight Anton f it ended in a club with a load of people allegedly tucking him ju started it andon finished it allegedly I um I’m going to get my left back now I found out that he got he’s got like a couple drink driving charges but this guy’s controversial anyway his name is Danny Rose yeah he wears that have you seen that Titanic um friller jacket that he wears as well and the sh f for this love hat yeah so I’m Danny Rose what you think steo decent thank you P humble I’m going to go with a man that probably medically cuz right now I’m really into biology so I’m really into my Medics and my science yeah but watch your hand watch your hand why what does that mean the Vieira right he he wishes bro that’s why he didn’t know what it means he know he didn’t know show sh like this so how do you show this [ __ ] how do you show this [ __ ] you don’t show this mean one stroke up and you’re finished are are you are you are you finished are you finished don’t worry about me man every day you want to talk about my pipes you’re jealous well don’t s me Vince you’re jealous don’t s me Vince then every day you want to talk about my pipes your jealous is sending me nudes for what I’m not sending you nudes sending me nudes for what I could never send you nudes never ever never I’m going to go with a man that as alapa John joh joh Shel what’s he done John Jo Shel is a good man John Joe Shel is a problem for for how he’s got alipa that’s my problem I’ve got issues with him I don’t like the fact that he doesn’t want to grow hair John Shelby he had beef with he had beef with um Steve Cooper bro grow hair bro I’ve never seen hair what do you mean grow here how can you be 1 Stone Cold put picture of Stone Cold he’s blond back in the Daya but he had beef with Steve Cooper yeah no but he grow here bro no he married Daisy Evans formerly of pop group S Club 8 is she black is she black and Jimmy car Jimmy cared at the marriage oh wow so what is that Jimmy was there when um Dave shelle got jumped on stage I saw Jimmy car on the left of the stage I was like what’s he doing there is she black did you say yeah no so it backs up my story is boski black sometimes over the phone though they think she’s white what is wrong with this [ __ ] we’re not having it well no one’s you are not allowing me to have joh joh Shelby oh you’re still picking there there’s a man from he’s a chair man of the club and he play but he actually plays as well he’s plays in South Africa Royal am I don’t know if it’s Royal am or am and his name is Andel misp he’s built like Jordy he got BBL fig F I told you you you poo with a toilet seat so you his bomb swallows his shorts that’s what I mean how you poo how spell his like a normal person how do you like a normal person you you can’t you’re the one that said your bum SW as your shorts last still touching the you said your bomb SW as your shorts last week you said that and up how do you spell Andel Miss’s name I I don’t know uh specs specs miles can I pick a pick that’s personal to me if it’s controversial based off my experience if it’s controversial David Beckham well yeah that’s controversial yeah well no Beckham Academy is one of the worst Investments no no no I’ve played there and they had fake pictures of fans you don’t have space there you’ve only got Wingers who the right wing are you want him on the right wing yeah fake pictures of that’s not controver how how you not giving him that that’s not controversial we know there’s other controverses around David Beckham I’m not going to go with the Fate other is do that one where he sent an email begging for a Knighthood me and David Beckham the same ho what what about caros and him do again no Rebeca loose is it yeah Rebecca loose no no I’m not doing Affairs I’m not doing Affairs yeah because I can’t laugh 1.4 million I can’t be I mean but I’m we say he begged forthood beckh madem T got closed down really quickly he dissed the queen no T Beckham macademy man that was terrible how many people played there Harry Kane and his Miss Lippy yes Beckham you got two Pi when the queen died he drump the que I’m going to go right wing um world cut winner played when everybody wore brown boots um Gara what’s he done now he the Grinch went on tour with his team bter f b Fogo buto on he they went on tour in Sweden and he he he breeded one of the local G he impregnated her that’s just that’s just biology no but he literally P think about it back then though like they thought the you was going to be another another like blonde man no it’s controversial that the Ute was not good at ball probably because we we don’t know where he is so he must have been [ __ ] so yeah fine and my other did did someone pick Tony last week no I have Tony Adams he went he went jail for he went as well yeah drove into a wall oh that is so clumsy yeah when he was drunk he was drunk he was drunk was an alcoholic and yeah first controversial miles specs um this player I’m picking is a good player can you tell me your position uh he’s a Defender um he tried to pursue a different career of the football one time mhm he tried had to do a prank with toy guns and he was frightened for his life him and his friends frighten back in the day who oh well done well done specs sorry sorry oh the player I’m picking specs specs it’s Kevin Kev Stevens you never told me that though bro let me land what are you talking about no you’re not it you see how you jumped in premature okay let me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he didn’t get it until he said Kevin Stevens it was about him and he didn’t get it listen you’re not listening you ruined it you did ruin it can I talk brother he told me he was going to pick someone else PK next pick and he done that why is he why is he tricking me because I because what is we’re together why is he tricking me brother you said right back I said yes chill hey you took my pick man that’s not you you said chill badly that’s not badly no we’re not doing that I said right but yes chill let me Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys PK he’s not good at this man I’m fantastic at this you’re suppos have told me you didn’t tell me to like like he said you jumped him but you got me you just got me let me do my Pi let me do how was your kids born PR you jumped in no no no no they weren’t premature my kids W premature how was how was your kids born how was you born where the last time you beat go let me here you even bed yet I’m going with um you P have you written your team down huh have you written your team down yeah I’m writing it down I’ve got a player missing from your team who I don’t know I’m I’m gonna go royman oh was that it was that weird player and ispin Missin I’m putting him in field or no I put him left back right back they hard to find yeah then where’s he play yeah all right then well who cares said he’s the chairman speak said yeah all right then yeah what was the lady from the immigration called again so the sella no top boy in home office in the NP Pretty P pretty Patel pretty Patel caused this man a lot of problems gave him big hiachi lerita he didn’t have his indefinite LIF to remain got too many attackers what Bo he’s congales he can play any Al Bango oh man I needed lerita you know I’m going to go with PA meren then makes sense he’s M he is a man that he trained he done oneto ones you know with Ivan Tony he trained him he built him up to be this prolific Mr 365 they do it m they even call it 365 cuz they do it every day of the week of the year sorry Paul meren and he does like a he does like a little Bevy double heny and Coke for me please is that right drugs Dr I don’t know about that one him and Tony Adams oh yeah definitely Jesus them two on night as a car crash fatalities you’re thinking of Rich Kia Tony Adams as well well I’m going to go for one of the best ginger humans in the world predicament I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a foot fetish to each their own but whose foot remember my foot you play with matters and there’s a picture of this guy dealing with his daughter’s foot Wicked his name is poor skulls y wow he calls his son son fat bro back bear back to his son who scores bear back to his son what what he look man he’s never going to come on the show now coming on anyway he’s got color problems you won’t be able to see the flag nah what did he do to his daughter’s you talking about he he bit off her he bites off her toenails yeah there you go you can suck a foot but you can’t bite a toenail off so what Paul skulls T Paul skulls great pick I am struggling it’s very hard man I’m struggling myself and I can’t find my glasses and I can’t see does anyone see my glasses is on the floor mes your jacket’s by your foot in front of you so is it in there I’m bringing one back to wait it’s you next is it it’s me next I just got to put someone in really chicken [Music] there who is that that is bring it back that’s Mojo I’m going to go to man them are struggling I see man are sweating on their noses I’m going to I’m going to play this guy at left back even though he’s definitely not actually no I’m I’m G put Richard Kio left back because he can play there and I’m gonna bring in Rich K strier not no and you’re thinking of Andy Kio uh and I’m gonna put uh fabrio canavaro who was dodging taxes you know what do you know what you know what’s crazy I was I was thinking about canavaro n and all these thinking someone had a story and it was canavaro man you remember his brother Pao canavaro y Verona leg you always us to buy him on FM by accident wrong one vou well TBO West what’s he done now well basically when he signed for Croatian side Rea apparently uh the doctor said he was aged 44 by his bones but he came in there and said he was 32 yeah yeah and for Paran the partisan chairman came out when he played for partisan Belgrade obviously against Newcastle Mar and Real Madrid in the champion3 uh he came out recently said that he was actually 40 and not some whatever age he said he was 28 so apparently there was the age issue Tero back you know he’s related to Kanye is it I love Tero but Kanye who Tero and Kanye are cousins but these all alleged obviously not proven proven my boy got SLE Kanye that’s you talking about how you know Kanye Kanye poet is it I thought I’m struggling te man oh it’s not easy it’s not easy it’s hard man this is difficult all right T look let’s just put Vander in Midfield let’s just do it you can’t do that Paul why you know po it’s controversial so you matter as well yeah thank you so much it’s controversial draft you can put anywhere that’s not controversal not anywhere that’s on Pitch but we’re letting you do it I appreciate that man I’m going to go for an Old English striker I think he play for West Brom used to celebrate like this and he went his name’s Lee Hughes why’d he go to prison I don’t know man how do I know Lee Hugh Striker yeah car crash killed someone in the other car passenger six years he got then and then he went he was a goal scorer though he retired like last two years ago what what happen had a Hugh Steven Hughes he’s a commentator now English left ball it was a baller not7 that’s what I don’t know about no an to 99 though steo yo you’re up I wouldn’t remembered I just I’m I remember black car I’m going to go I need a right back and Center back and left back left left you need oh right I I know it’s that right back I’m going to go for um an Arsenal right back his name is Emanuel embu embu U and you probably thinking why is he controversial and I remember when um Arsenal players met the queen all the players were shaking the hand and when he came to she came to embu he said um this M’s coming from forget the M forget yeah um he told the queen he wanted to quit football and he wanted to look after a dog and be a professional dog look her after her dog hand dog hand he also I believe was um telling his ex-wife that he was broke and was living on couches to avoid having to give her any money that as well um Andy speak South Korean and he tried to speak tried to speak South Korean on the pitch when gas won the league didn’t his wife clean him dry oh no he tried to no he tried to speak he tried to speak Turkish there you go very controversial he very he’s got a Lo and then at Center back one of my center backs I’m going to put a kid um he’s not a kid no more he’s actually 31 his name is James Pearson and he is the son of a guy called Nigel PE n Thailand um Center back Thailand wait was he the Thailand yes that’s all you know there you go I’ll just leave it there rim job the lady was licking his bum yes po it po it you’re right yeah I missed all the jokes I’m struggling didn’t even hear the jok no I’m stressed H last three picks I going to say names let me know Tony Adams it’s been I can’t choose Donan Ferguson my guy unless he could play center back um probably could I reckon he could he’s a great defender I’ll tell you that I think he got he got picked last time anyway he’s a great defender of things find someone find an Italian person Italians like to Prem Italians what did BCI do he was um that’s a great Center back I feel like he ganged up on someone Mo Keen he did yeah fantastic thank you yeah so my pick now to is bonucci I feel like he ganged up on someone Moy Ken he did Moy K I think a few of them got together racially or something there was something oh he didn’t back him was when the crowd were racist to him he didn’t back yeah I was that’s controversial though that’s controversial you got to back theand them you know what I’m saying thank you you back me do I need a seter back [Laughter] um have we done de Cano yeah modri no okay let’s do modri he wasn’t uh he was charged with per perjury perg of course he was yeah yeah because uh in his contract when he was leaving D Zagreb the president basically kind of illegally putting a thing in his contract where he gets like 80% or 50% of the transfer cuz that money laundering kind of thing yeah I remember that he didn’t go down for it but him and Len actually were both charged obviously I’ve got love R and I’ve got his mate modri in as well cold good pick I forgot about that that wasn’t that long agoold but he didn’t go so if you’ve been charged there wasn’t enough evidence to um convict him yeah uh I’m going to go with a former Everton Wonder kid we talked about an Everton Wonder kid in the group because there’s uh he Danny kadam Mar’s son plays for Sheffield Wednesday now it’s exciting uh and he could have been in this list but instead I’m going to go with someone who was supposed to be the next guy in England he fell off unfortunately failed a couple of drugs tests cocaine ecstasy cocaine his name’s Jose baar oh wow Everton yeah Everton yeah why do I feel like there was a big Prospect no I’m thinking he was though he was a big he was I’m going to pick someone who is very opinionated and his opinions often spark controversy you look can tell me if I I can have him or not he always has something to say about someone he’s got a problem with aubameyang he’s got a problem with gabri Vega for ganta Saudi and um there’s a picture of him slapping Drew bellingham’s hand for some reason Tony Cruz loves Robbie Williams always tweeting about him but there’s something he done Tony Cruz boys we’re stretching stretch it we’re stretching it well to onek what’s your next one what what what have I got I need thefield Center back um I’m going to go with andom bell oh yeah oh he’s a well right now he is a baby well if spec saw him in shage box Park he’ probably be going home is controversial cuz he’s put on weight nah no he’s controversial because everything he does is cont he was training on the should if you just go and watch him everything about him is demeanor he go he literally he does that thing like Africans do where they put their trainers like this doing right now he TRS all these trainers into slippers your is like that right now my dad done that with my ear to pull his ears I said you know how much he got bigger ears than yours what to SM your off oh we about thatz seen your dad I just let man know I don’t want anything to do with this we going to go left back we ain’t got left back have we no so we’re thinking about our team hard we said Özil needs his bedroom in case anything kicks off okay but will come and punch man up yeah facts they call him the tank no I’m going to pick someone that’s been picked then cuz he got picked last week who’s that what did he who no no I it was my pick sorry hold on he didn’t get picked had no one else I’ve got one I need that’s the onlyin and was he controversial cuz he had the fight he bad guys he bad guys with with helmet on and he and he ran away and he got chased by the Sha fans he’s controversially basically yeah you know why it’s controversial cuz you can’t punch up a man with helmets and then run away from you know fans in oh there’s numbers there a numbers game if I punch you up I’m I’m the hardest in the year can’t run my next week you know what I’m saying Ste you see it you listening yeah we’re listening this what have I got left Lippy requires a left back and a right back H I’m going to play this guy right back cuz I think he’s right footed that’s what his face is telling me just says he’s a Defender none of us know him but this is how we’re going to remember him it says meet him it says the controversial emba City Defender is said to have gone behind bck hole in Sunday’s Premier League match and push one of his fingers into the latter’s back side prompting angry Exchange exchanges between the duo was that not Roman rme Rael didn’t is that who he did it to no he’s this guy’s he’s played in the Tanzanian League oh it happened in Argentina you know is it yeah I just remember Juan Noosa he looks spec let me see let me see that’s like a strong yeah that’s me yeah I’m he’s going to play right back and left back he’s a controversial left back said they are hard to find Wayne Bridge his wife got I picked him I picked him yeah sveno didn’t he come Arsenal and that fake documents allegedly yeah that’s why he couldn’t that’s why he couldn’t play for us and that was the best thing to ever happen to Ashley Cole’s career yeah literally is that way he had to leave yeah no way we had we had to swap him for Van Broncos um spec miles have you written your team down no just remember we know goer we a goalkeeper you should only need one player no no yeah so we got two left yeah two you should only have one though yeah that don’t make sense I’ve only got one left cuz i’ we have we done inside forward in the left no but you but then you must have done a goalkeeper we ain’t done a goalkeeper we’ve done we’ve done we’ve done Ronaldo r n pick yeah you can’t do PI pick two now all right we yeah pick two now you need a goalkeeper and a forward both of you both of you one each okay well this we’re going to keep this one short and sweet uh this player me and this players got a lot more in common than I thought left Winger he likes BBWs like me he got caught in um C yeah he likes black women cold good player on the pitch he a Maverick off the pitch on and off it Jack greish we didn’t know that picture with him with the girl with a with a lovely s Sensational it’s not true obviously oh but but it’s fine still controversial it’s not true but but he looks like a player that black women what’s not true that photo doesn’t represent what you think it represents oh right but he likes black women you meant the picture’s fake what you trying to say what’s the picture is it not real with some it’s sounding like is someone it’s fabricated no maybe someone someone wasn’t no it’s just that’s not what they were there for okay but he likes black women and yeah we’ve got something in common and our keeper is um waset chzn smoking in the showers smoking in the showers man’s hot boxing it doesn’t that put does doesn’t that put out the cigarette you’d imagine so yeah now cuz people smoke in their when you smoke when you smoke in the in the you know when you smoke in the toilet or the oh right the hotel the hotel it’s the shower smoke allegedly it like the the no cuz you see the smoke like go goes towards the Ste but the smell still there that’s controversion itself yeah that Smoke’s good for for poo in that you know it’s basically photosynthesis if you steam up the bathroom and do a Poo n no trust Mee spreading spreading the m in the hotel they smell nothing I think poo and cigarette might be the worst smell in one room n not worse than red boy and cigarette red boy and cigarette smells worse than poo and cigarette my last pick is um uh Cent a center half I’m going to go with a man that done the same thing that spec done when he went to Joe he cried cried a lot I never cried never I heard I heard I heard a man cried his name is Ruben SEO I don’t know what team he played for but he played he’s I’m assuming he’s Portuguese of The Descent of bikina f or equatoria guina but yeah he cried when he went to jail let me tell you what he went to jail for he went to jail for I cried when I came an altercation in a bar in Valencia attempted murder I did right I need a keeper boys and um I remember watching the World Cup that sh gone Germany went out early so but players went on holiday in it while they waiting for their clubs to get back in Manuel Noya went on a ski trip and broke his leg do you remember yeah that is Clum that’s a good keeper and he was out for time and he’s only just come back the other day they signed two keepers got rid of both of them like Yan Su and someone else got rid of them both of them soon as no came back thank you m thank you you know do you know me and P talk about gy skiing this year as well don’t don’t don’t but there’s there’s a there’s a ski in I think in Finland but it’s like short so the slop is like just from like the light to the ground bro anyone can drop from there load of people been hurt in skiing you know I’m taking contracts you’re not allowed to do that a breach of contract scher’s paralyzed now yeah I think he actually got sued there’s go karting at Tottenham Stadium now who picked class that was you I that’s where the problem is 22 it’s on you went round it’s fine we’ll work out nothing for you all right EV way it’s fine uh I was just researching for ages trying to find a fullback and I found one and then I realized I need a midfielder so I’m going to pick this one sitting on alleged and give me the fullback yeah you can have the fullback this one’s a super alleged one but there’s some meat on the boat addicted to watching lamb shank former Manchester United midfielder oh damn it shank lamb has a brother who looks exactly like him oh damn it I don’t know how he made it this far we forget that and he’s not Paul Pogba yeah should yeah he allegedly would uh woo women bring them back to his room and have intercourse and then when they weren’t looking he would swap out with his brother wearing the exact same clothes with the exact same hair I heard about this his name allegedly is marowan Fellaini I just want I just I just want to say they got that from Sunset Beach no I got I got I got one I got one he’s uh played for Bosnia he was a center back but just just switch it around for his name is aan vanes how am I supposed to you have got the Eastern European region I I feel like I’m playing Pez yeah yeah v r a n j s yeah V he apparently um was the man who was shag not apparently I think shag who a player called DUS tosic used to play for bikash he was dating like a seria’s biggest pop star named y kala and he was the guy who broke up their marriage wow I see that but he also has a Ultra tattoo from ains because he got him with the Ultras in Ain he played for Bosnia but he’s a Serb ethnically which had a lot of controversies because some of his tattoos are you an ultra uh not really I like the culture of ultra um fandom but not cult Ultra sent old V is that vendos huh is that vendos or you what is it vosis what so two go poet your last pick is a left back a left back I was needing assistance I got loads of help but I’m going to go for a player that’s recent actually I found um and he done a PO post and it got him a lot of problems his name is zenko and he was Pro I won’t say what on Instagram oh and unfortunately for him it got him in a bit of problems or maybe not unfortunately for him Steve O the mad man your last pick as a left back yes um I had two left backs I know you been struggling for left backs I had two didn’t want to tell you um but I’m going to go with a guy called Bradley wood used to play for Lincoln United Lincoln City sorry um he was was banned for six years for Max match fixing and it was a time where match fixing around the lower leagues was rif you say the max was was the max supposed to be there did he do Max match fing no no no that’s match that’s match fing Oh you mean maximum maximum 38 games but he was he did get caught betting on 22 of his own games which is that’s a lot that’s a lot yeah his name is Bradley wood he’s a bad boy yeah isn’t that Woods his name yeah is RA that is wood that wood that Woody would make that woodsy would make the list as well though yeah definitely would could have used yeah oh yeah Woody uh we’re going to run through these teams now Lippy have you got a team name lost you don’t have to yeah that was the last pick well done steo uh Lippy your team in goal 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have 10 we got 12 that’s fine that’s fine we’ll do that so you have okay okay sorry this is going to be a hard edit and no no I’m just going I’m going to put rabby Lucas rabby we’re getting rid of big Sam and we’re putting Kevin Stevens at right back there we go all right let’s do your team from the from from the start from the start goalkeeper vo schz left back s kassin center backs Lucas rabby and Kurt Zuma right back Kevin Stevens in Midfield Paul Pogba Patrick Vieira Mesa Özil on forward positions David Beckham Ronaldo and Jack Gish I feel like you didn’t pick this team properly you picked it to try and this is like a normal draft team yeah notes they’ve got controversial this not interesting terrible te I know I know you crazy no Pogba is cool but Pat verier I don’t get it what it’s not 10 you know what pick your team name this is a bad this is the worst this is the worst yeah yeah boss um exactly someone tells me he’s going to pick a team name all agree yeah cuz yeah cuz they’re they’re bomb boys that’s why go um rame ourselves what’s that I see downstairs on the computer Willis and gmet one of my favorite shows ever PK your team is in goal Manuel mun left back narez center backs Ruben Sam and chancell and BBA right back andle mpin Midfield tangai and Dy Paul meren and gante forwards Craig Bellamy Troy and L Diaz that’s a wor that’s worse than in a way yeah in a way no he’s not my one’s my one’s called villains Ro Jordy yeah your team in goal Mamel Nea left back Danny Rose Center backs Dron burang and James Tomkins right back Trent Alexander Arnold Midfield Paul skulls Tony Cruz and Phil foden forwards ronaldino Patrick clav Quincy promise I feel like he did the same thing as them what humil EFC what i r out of ideas one Billy FC that’s mad all right me t team in goal David Ike I’ve already won left back Richard Kio I’ve already won center backs Anon Ferdinand Fabio canavaro right back ser Midfield yanan via Jose Baxter marowan Fellaini forwards Peter Beasley dght York and Mattias Pogba that’s rub the crowd the crowd are very young the crow the crowd ain’t G I I don’t I don’t know most of your players exactly but my my team’s called fathers raised your sons United again yeah because Dwight yor okay cool vuj your team and excuse me for pronunciations you’re gonna sneeze in goal Vladimir stokovich left back Roy andrena center backs Dean Len and too West right back ogan VZ Midfield Sasa churich guo Kanga and Oscar and your forwards because we had to fit him in Luca Modric Umar sadik and Marco pantelic red star hell G A that’s that’s crazy poet you ready for your team not really but let’s go for it in goal tibo ctoa left back Alexander zenchenko center backs Chris Smalling and Leonardo bonucci right back Jed Spence Midfield Federico Val Andy vanera and Kaka forwards Lucas Podolski Ryan bab and Lee Hughes play us play us that’s play us play us man you picked pki because he was rude to you okay Jordy P what’s your team called stay cheating stay cheat finish it finish iten what is the next L what you say how is it that was all breath Ste the mad man are you ready for your team in goal Roberto roas left back Bradley Woods Center back slavin bich and James Pearson right back Manuel bu Midfield kesie Ryan rickets and Freddy Lumberg forwards f b buia Ian Wright and David cotrol you vill they’re called The Hills I like that the hills King of the Hill great great great car k h Hills like back foot well boys crowd let us know if we forgotten anybody I think we might have done our last controversial draft I can’t think there’s any more players left and Abel Xavier I could have said the drug test and his hair his hair yeah and his his hair is controversial Phil f5.com subscribe YouTube If you haven’t subscribe audio platforms thanks for coming he in the pey blind [Music] problem