Nikki Glaser Tells Some Of The Jokes That Were Cut From The Roast Of Tom Brady | Pat McAfee Show

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there was a roast that happened over the weekend Sunday night actually Saturday would have been cool but you know Sunday night we all stayed up for it because Tom Brady was involved the Patriots were involved uh some Tampa Bay Buccaneers were looking as they were being looked at by the entire world of the sh and then there was a lineup of comedians okay obviously Jeffrey Ross who’s the roast master was there but then there was a lineup of these comedians that were absolute dogs absolute Savages and my wife was a massive fan of one of them I hadn’t really got a chance to enjoy her work yet but after the roast I’m in Forever yep ladies and gentlemen the host of [ __ ] boy and [ __ ] girl Island the host of the Nikki Glazer podcast she’s been in plenty of movies and she won the greatest roast of all time Nikki Glazer Nikki hi Nikki how are than for having me that’s so nice that your wife is a fan um that’s so sweet thank you yeah I think she uh yeah similar personality from what I just from what I watched you know uh on the greatest of all time and then you got into the algo you know you got into the algo after I said your name and my wife had a conversation about it got seen a lot of Clips hey you’re a [ __ ] beast Nikki huge a huge fan you got a huge fan of me forever no problem oh my God that’s so nice I have an HBO special coming out on Saturday night so I hope you watch it it’s called someday you’ll die so check that out but um that it’s it’s been insane I mean the fact that I’m on the show there wasn’t a chance I’d be on the show had it not been for the roast this is uh such an honor to be here and uh the exposure has been immense thanks for the shout out on the show I mean it’s been crazy Todd BS is a fan of mine I just found out who he is um you know these are just it’s it’s a new world that’s opening up to me but it’s been so awesome uh just yeah it’s it’s it’s all new to me but this has been so fun isn’t it wild Nikki Glazer and Taylor Swift yeah you know just winning over the football community in about one night about one night that’s amazing thing Nikki you and Tay for that comparison yeah yeah that really means a lot to me I was thinking um if I could uh give you guys some jokes like I didn’t use on the show that didn’t like fit in my set and just run them by you and think what you what what you think about them yeah we’d be very very thankful for that uh is that happening right now what’s like the language restriction here like am I is this like Go Let it Fly yep whatever you need to do Nikki really yeah oh that’s exciting okay well um these are just all ones that got cut because either they were similar to other things I was doing or just didn’t fit in the flow of it but let’s slow some out um oh my gosh I just in talking about Tom Brady and all my friends doing research for this event I learned that so many people want to suck Tom Brady’s dick and and a couple of them are women okay all right how how it hey that would have been good that would have been good near the lottery ticket gun to the Head uh the boyfriend yeah yeah you’re that’s where it used to be and I took it out last second but um and I I want to let Julian know that Tom is going last tonight so you’re GNA have to wait a second um what do Tom Brady and a SpongeBob um Eli Manning owns them both okay okay love it there was a lot of Eli jokes in there Brady you lost to a guy who makes grank feel cultured CTE gets diagnosed with Eli [Music] Manning let’s see oh just the way he looks I mean I I feel like we didn’t like really get into that enough though how crazy Tom Brady looks right now um but you know like I wanted to put a knife through him to make sure he wasn’t cake uh I was going to ask him like I was going to call him out on being you just an anorexic Adonis I was gonna say Hey you g eat something tonight you know like it’s a cheat day I brought some [ __ ] if you want any blueberries in it before the night began just to fit your weird diet but then I looked at Jeff Ross and they dried up so I don’t know if you’d be into that uh Tom will you stop getting work done unless scientists F out a personality transplant you look like a movie poster for smile oh you look like you [ __ ] coconut water you look like a cyclops with two eyes nck nikk hold on n n hold on ni nikk hold on one second how long so how long had you been preparing for Tom Brady wrote I mean how long what’s that no honestly I I probably found out a month out and that’s when you start just watching all the documentaries and cuz I you know I knew about him but I didn’t know a ton and that’s where you just started imers ing yourself and talking to everyone you can think think of about their opinions of him looking at pictures of him all day and then the LA the two weeks beforehand is really intensely working with a team to to write all day and then go out at night and run the set around town like five different times I was you know a week out I was running the set skipping from Club to Club telling people like okay so here’s who’s going to be here tonight I’m setting the stage Drew bledo here’s the story behind Drew Uh Kevin Hart’s gonna you know and then doing the jokes and it’s kind of risky because with a crowd that it’s not the roast you the jokes can work or they can’t work but you really don’t know what it’s going to be like the night of so it was such a relief that it actually worked yeah did anybody in the arena uh other presenters or Roasters did any of them hear any of the jokes before they were live you know uh I heard Julian caught wind I heard on his podcast Julian Edelman heard that I was going to call him Gay and so he was ready to go I guess make himself seem even gayer I think he was just like I’ll go in on that even more I’ll just because I I he didn’t really have a retort to me he just like proved my point so that was kind of fun but yeah we’re all like you got to check because Jeff Ross and I are and and Tony hinchcliff and Andrew SCH all the comics are going from Club to Club trying stuff out so if I would run into Jeff Ross I’d stay out of the room because you really want to respect what they’re doing but then you know there’s some overlap you you also wonder what’s the line like I heard someone was doing an Aaron Hernandez joke and I go I didn’t even know that was on limits you know so then it changes everything when you find out like oh we’re going there okay well let’s let’s see now my whole set changes because that raises the bar quite a bit yeah there’s a lot to pull from there I’d assume the brain you know wants to explore the space over there um let’s talk about what was potentially off limits we I read a quote from your Howard Stern interview about how you and the comics kind of uh agreed like Hey we’re not going to do any kids stuff cuz they didn’t sign up for this and then there was that moment with Jeff Ross and Tom at the beginning I assume you’ve already had to talk about this 10 times I apologize for not hearing your answer and I think Andrew Schultz said uh that they were told like hey Robert Craft stuff really the happy ending stuff we not really going to do that was that just like conversation among Comics was were you told about stuff you couldn’t talk about like what were the guidelines and when were you told them it pat it’s really interesting because there are no guidelines you have an interview with the producers beforehand and I go okay what can we make fun of because to me the only thing I knew about Tom Brady was that kiss like as someone who didn’t get into football as I said in the the the roast until Taylor Swift said it was okay I’m kind of like new to this world so I knew about him kissing his son that was like the funniest thing to me and that’s just such a place that I went to I wrote so many jokes about it and then we all were like you know what actually it’s not really good to go there I don’t think it’s not fair to the kid so we pulled that but it was honestly like hey we’ve kind of agreed to not do that but it is live and you’re just going to have to feel it out and do whatever you want to do so I think in that moment I think we we did also I think I caught wind it was never set in stone there was never an email there was never like a mandate of don’t talk about Robert Craft and and the massages but it was just a Vibe of like Robert Craft is kind of like having Tom’s dad there and it’s just not the person you want to go after and it to me I go I’m not going to go after that because I feel like if if it’s open at all and the jokes are going to be done to death about Happy Endings about just like yeah having a good arm like just like anything that could be done about it so I was surprised when Jeff went there because Jeff is the most careful to not like hurt anyone’s feelings you know and um and I think Tom really was like hey man no and then Jeff was like oh I I I almost forgot not to go there I think it’s just compulsive for Jeff to to go there so that was a real moment there were so many real moments like I was just rewatching it how great were grun and Edelman and and and Drew bledo they they people don’t realize yes of course the comedians are going to crush on this but these guys are not going out to the clubs every night to try it out this is really they maybe do one rehearsal they are so nervous they’ve never done this before they killed like just watching and how his moments of like hey coach and and then going like wait and then the you know Bill bich gives him the whistle and he goes actually I’m going to tell that one again like he had so and then being proud of himself for being like I actually wrote that one like he watching it so proud because I know how hard this is for someone who’s never done it before and they absolutely killed I were you impressed as as I was yes I was so nervous I was so nervous whenever they I got like uncomfortable just as somebody who you know I have a lot of football friends who are funny like who are funny people and would be considered great personalities walking up to a podium in front of an entire arena with like delivery and everything I got like real UNC I was very uncomfortable as there walk Julian killed it I thought Drew bledo obviously started night and grank I mean he was getting crushed by everybody and for him to walk up there I’m creative even though everybody thinks I’m some big dumb dip [ __ ] like you could tell that was in the moment he was like [ __ ] everybody like I can’t believe this it was really cool hey you’re me know hey you’re grank saying even me know that no money or whatever know that not real money yeah yeah thank you it was so fun yeah that’s like it’s it’s it’s all about the delivery and those guys I really am just like I was emotional watching it because I know the level of difficulty and I talked to grank beforehand he came I met him for the first time in my dressing room and he seemed so calm and I was not calm and I go why what what is this I go are you nervous at all he goes no I’m freaked out like I’m so nervous I I’m sh I I feel like it’s the Super Bowl like it feels like that kind of energy to me and so it was so nice to see him just get up there and and kill it because I I do know that everyone was so nervous it was live and some of these jokes like if they don’t go we saw it happen you know you stick to a premise and you really commit and it doesn’t go well she’s talkinging about dun King you’re talking about the dun King yeah yeah we know who you’re talking about yeah we we all were there yeah we don’t need yeah we all yeah yeah I mean it but that could have happened to any of us you know like it was just a matter of being very lucky and Nikki I don’t know much about you I don’t think that would have happened to you go ahead AJ go ahead AJ Nikki I’m curious your expectations coming into this thing like when you first heard that you were going to do it and you heard what the deis was and there was going to be these these football players like this is I thought hey this could be really bad if it’s live we don’t know like this is not their natural environment did you think that they would do as well as they did and like in the moment did you know hey this is something special this this is going to be really really good well I I knew these guys were car Matic I knew that they um what I knew about some of them I knew that they could pull it off but they also you guys that have played at this level you just know how to prepare and you know how to kill it and you know you know how to work hard and that’s what this really takes so you know the guys that worked hard on this the guys that did well are the ones that took it seriously and worked the hardest Brady Bron bledo Edelman like and then all the comic like the comics that killed we it’s about the hard work so I think that athletes really wasn’t nervous about that and I’ve done so many of these roasts where you go Martha Stewart’s doing this roast like how is she going to deliver a joke and then she does has the best set I mean these people I I’m always shocked at how much better of comedians normal people not normal but you know non-c comedians can be so but I was I think this was next level and I think this sets a precedent for like the next roast like let’s keep having athletes in because this is they can perform at this level and it’s really just a different place to see them in and you know unlike actors or personalities or celebrity chefs like you athletes have this kind of dark dirty sense of humor already from locker rooms yeah you know yes exactly and so it was it’s already embedded in them and man was it Unleashed like it was so cool to see it just come Full Throttle out it was it they were they were perfect for this so I think this is the precedent like now these are going to be the the the greatest roasts of all time the grows it’s going to be it’s going to be athletes now and it and it should be because this is a competitive Endeavor for comedians which there is no other competitive um they comp there’s no other comedian competition you know out there we all perform on the road on our own we’re not comparing each other but this is the only time I’ve ever done anything and afterwards they’re like there’s a winner of the night there’s an MVP I’ve never done anything like that and it’s because of uh the nature of what and who was there it it made it feel athletic it was the coolest thing I’ve ever done hey congrats Michael Jordan okay can’t wait to see you come Serena wood Serena Woods Tiger Woods can’t wait to see you let’s do do you think they’ll be down to do this like what’s your guys’ perception of it because I I don’t really know what to make of like how Tom responded how he’s coming out looking in this do you think other GRS go goats will sign up for this so Nikki here’s the thing like Tom one of his traits that he’s been known for for being good is he could take hard coaching okay like Bill bich was able to coach him tough he was able to yell at him even whenever he was already considered the goat like that was a part of the Tom Brady lore in New England you can get coached hard why because Tom Brady’s getting chewed out on a Monday even in his 17th year or whatever it is so Tom has like naturally I think for it yes I don’t think everybody else is like that bill wouldn’t even throw him any love during the RO like there was it was still he was still just withholding it was insane so okay so you don’t you don’t think tiger would be be down for this no wow I mean for for the good of society I hope you know I hope you guys get a shot I hope you guys get an opportunity not only like the red on Sunday and then everything I mean just the amount of obviously everything but these brains oh my God a month she had on a month worth nobody signed up for that [ __ ] Nikki I don’t I don’t I don’t know if any but with that being said it was a huge night for I think Society tone has a question for you Nikki yeah Nikki you were talking about when you heard uh Aaron Hernandez you’re like oh we can go there and then what you said about Julian do you think um and it feels like we are and it felt like the roast maybe helped with this that we are past cancel culture and we could get back to what comedy is supposed to be you know I I think this really broke it open I think people this is the response I’ve had from this people are like it was a catharsis people are so excited that something went so dirty so filthy so dark and and and offensive it it feels like people are jubilant about it it’s not like people are actually offended in any way I haven’t sensed that at all the only kind of push back has been seeing headlines that jizelle is disappointed Boo and fair enough I would be too if I were her like she wanted no part of this you know like that’s the only kind of negative response coming out of this so I think people are so excited to have this kind of breach of we can say anything again but I will say that this is kind of the only night that that’s allowed where I really took it as like I can’t get canceled tonight no matter what I say because I could always fall back on the fact that this is a roast and this is what you asked for this is what I’m being paid to do and I don’t know that that is it definitely would help the conversation but I think this is truly the one special place where you really can say anything the only place well people are laughing though which is good you know even yeah yeah in the arena there was big pops for a lot of things that I think a lot of us who uh you know who live on the internet and see how things go get a little bit of fear like wait a minute so there is no line between humor and hate in some things because we have to be able to keep laughing and pointing at things and I think if everybody’s getting targeted that’s better for society as well like if you’re telling the truth it’s you you have that defense like the things most of the jokes that really hit were just the things that we all think that are being not that aren’t being said that t you know like when those moments where you know uh grank is just like and edman are like man you’re weird Tom like you’re just weird like there were these moments of like truth like you’re a good guy but you’re a weird guy like those were the moments I really liked which is like oh that’s just a truism that doesn’t even have a joke wrapped around it but I think people are just craving honesty