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00:00 Intro
04:22 Timberwolves/Nuggets
10:08 Other NBA Playoffs
18:18 Pat Bev
28:22 Bruins Advance
33:41 Kentucky Derby
43:38 Who’s Back Of The Week
01:00:34 Paul Bissonnette
01:47:15 Jerry O’Connell
02:06:32 Tom Brady Roast

Packed sports weekend and we start with Anthony Edwards taking a leap and electrifying the NBA Playoffs. The Clippers are the saddest organization in the NBA. We talk Game 7’s in the NHL and the Kentucky Derby. Who’s back of the week including Drake vs Kendrick Lamar’s rap beef goes supernova. Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk hockey playoffs, another leafs collapse and more. Jerry O’Connell joins the show to talk about his Knicks, Bing Bong, and his yellow shirt. We finish with a recap of the Tom Brady roast. 

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yeah I’m I’m back home I I had to come back home but I had to tell my wife uh that I had a work uh oh man a work Zoom just came up so I drove to a park I this is like a mile away from my house this is this is a park that I’m in I had to come to a park and she was like a zoom like a war zoom on Sunday and I was like it’s crazy I missed it I was I was in New York bing bang Maxi and today’s part of my take we have a packed Monday show for the people crazy weekend in sports we have the Kentucky Derby we have NBA playoffs we have hockey talk with Biz we have our good friend J on the show uh we’re going to talk about Brady’s roast after Biz and Joc we got a lot to get to so much we have a lot to get to great great show coming your way and it’s all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings the NBA playoffs are heating up and so is the action at draftking Sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the NBA teams are knocking on the door of the Conference Final and DraftKings Sportsbook 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Parton my take presented by Kings download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now use code take that’s code take for new customers to get $150 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks only on DraftKings the crown is yours today is Monday May 6th and boys I don’t even know where to start because we have so much things to talk about so many things happening in the Sports World let’s see NBA NHL horse boxing boxing F1 well the prices at F1 you want start with the prices at F1 start the price but everyone tuned in for this podcast this is what people want to hear cuz I got personally offended on behalf of of America yes with these prices I don’t I don’t know if they were priced in Euro dollars or whatever someone’s going to be so mad tuning in Monday morning they’re talking F1 this is what I’m mad about we’re not going to talk a single bit about F1 no we’re going to talk about the concession stand prices main lobster rules how much you think those run I saw it so $280 yeah yellow fent tuna Pokey $170 prawn $290 the fruit refresher in the fruit refresher it’s got pineapple watermelon stone fruit some things I can’t pronounce kiwi and coconut $190 uh do you know what the craziest part about this is the the the menu that you just listed with those prices it was $1,000 to even get into that spot yeah so $1,000 cover to get a fruit refresher for $200 the fruit refresher was the wor sweet though yeah it’s crazy yeah it’s nuts so uh the wings $190 how many how many wings do you think you get for 190 bucks I’m guessing I’m guessing eight I think they give you eight cuz they don’t want to give you six cuz that looks like a half order yeah they give you eight to 10 and it’s 190 bucks those better be the best wings ever I’d actually pay that for Wing nuts Wing nuts yeah yeah I Would by the way I would love to see Ed and Alicia down at Miami F1 just cooking it up in the kitchen they’d probably get a winning car yeah get it gassed up uh all right so the the biggest story in my mind and there’s a ton we’re going to talk about is Anthony Edwards and what he did on Saturday night in Denver against the defending Champion nuggets in game one obviously a lot of series left but Anthony Edwards is appointment television Anthony Edwards is him Anthony Edwards is the next upcoming superstar in the NBA I know we talked about superstars when it came to Jaylen Brunson I think the playoffs is when you start to see like Jaylen Brunson is doing something these playoffs that will get him to Super Star level if he continues to do it Anthony Edwards is 22 years old and what he’s doing uh through the first five games in these playoffs for him have been just out of this world yeah he’s awesome he’s dunking on people he’s hitting the mid-range jump shots he’s bringing a lot of energy too also the team that he’s on around him he’s like the perfect piece that he’s developed into on that team as their star when you got goar and then you’ve got na Nas Reed who we had the nas Reed game yeah on Saturday at the end of the game everything he’s he’s in the the jelly fam yeah NZ Reed he him and uh jelly Walker go like way back the day he was awesome to watch he was awesome um yeah you mentioned that uh and no offense to Carl Anthony towns he’s a very good basketball player he does foul a lot and he gets fouled out a lot uh I think he actually didn’t get fouled out in this game but he was close he was like like all right let’s just put him on the bench then maybe we’ll bring him back in at the end but no offense Carl Anthony towns he’s he’s a good very good basketball player one quote afterwards and I understand what he was doing he was trying to be a good teammate but he said uh everybody talks about the big three the me Rudy and ant combo but we really have a big 15 very nice sentiment he’s talking about the team I don’t think anyone’s talking about the big three in in Minnesota they’re talking about Anthony Edwards yeah I don’t it’s Anthony Edwards cat is like he’s he’s developed he’s the rare superstar that by he was like a star when he got into the league yeah he might just fade out into being a great piece yeah some big time BOS energy from him big three uh but yeah Anthony Edwards has been just absolutely incredible and people you know he was he was good the last two years it’s not like this is uh he just has like all of a sudden shown up but what he’s doing is taking the next step and I said this a couple weeks ago watching a guy take that next step like while you’re watching it and you can just point to it and be like oh my God this is different than the last couple years is one of the the most like enjoyable experiences in sports so I went back looked for his first two years numbers were good but he was averaging 26 uh points per game three three and a half assists and four rebounds in in his playoff games 46% shooting this year through five games he’s averaging 33 five and eight with 53% shooting it is this next step like he is going to another level that seems like he is taking the NBA by storm again the nuggets are the defending champs I think this is going to be long long series but he has no fear and he’s an absolute killer and people are throwing around the MJ comparison and like it’s not it doesn’t feel forced it’s not crazy no it doesn’t feel forced you know what I mean he’s got a lot he’s got a lot to do he’s he has to win one ring first but of course he’s 22 yeah he’s got that like killer mentality tone the the player the list of players that have scored uh 35 Plus in three straight playoff games at age 22 or younger uh Lu alender uh you might know know him he is uh Kem ofd Jabar uh Kobe Bryant LeBron James Anthony Edwards pretty crazy list there that Anthony Edwards is now on and uh yeah it’s it’s it’s awesome to watch it’s and Minnesota we’ve talked at at lengths about Minnesota sports tragedy it’s one of if not the number one city in terms of shitty things always seem to happen in Minnesota where their teams are always good but they’re never great and they like you know the twins with they’re losing what what they lose 15 games in a row or something crazy crazy they that that it lasted like decades yeah the Vikings we know their history The Wolves the fact that they had Kevin Garnett they won they went to one Western Conference Final they didn’t win a series since th this year it’s nice that though this fan base gets to like wrap their arms around a 22-year-old upand cominging superstar in Anthony Edwards sadly we have to put to bed the narrative that the Lakers gave the nuggets the best matchup yes we I think we can officially say my point the whole time not true not true Mike Greenberg I know that we liked watching The Sweep and then the gentleman sweep and we like damn these games are fun turns out the temp Ru was a little bit better than the Lakers as a basketball team yeah kind of feel a little Vindicated I know that they they did fire Darin ham which Lakers fans wanted him to be fired I totally understand that he wasn’t a good coach but going back to the original point I never thought the Lakers were the second best team in the NBA only behind the Denver Nuggets also the cel yeah well no but people were saying they were the like if the if the Lakers just didn’t have to play the Nuggets they would have won the last two titles Celtics are by far the best team in the NBA there’s no chance that they lose thanks got his Cockiness back but yeah that was a crazy game one like it was a to see them punch them in the mouth and even the way it started it was like 18 to4 before you could even blink and then the Nuggets came back and the Nuggets were up late and then it was just Nas Reed and Anthony Edwards uh no fear yeah these young wolves and I love when the Wolves I love the Wolves colors like I feel like they’ve done a good job of doing the Retro current Jersey mix yeah they don’t do the muted colors you get the bright greens the bright Blues yeah it feels it feels good it feels fun uh we also had James Harden Legacy game yeah over the weekend so the Clippers the Clippers uh James Harden went out there and he had he went five for 16 from the field minus 6 plus minus 16 points dropped 16 on them and they lost yeah the the the Clippers um good thing for James Harden and Paul George uh and we’ll get to this in who’s back that I think this was the night that Drake released one song and then Kendrick Lamar released like two on top of his head yeah um because the Clippers just went out sad on Friday night and then we had all these Sports on Saturday and Sunday and people just kind of forgot oh yeah the Clippers are one of the biggest uh Sports disasters they’re they are a disaster franchise I think Charles Barkley said I’ve been Rich I’ve been poor yes I’ve been skinny I’ve been fat but the Clippers have always sucked put perfectly that’s it I mean that’s exactly right like the the Clippers just can’t get out of their own way ever some’s never Chang yeah it’s comforting a little bit it is and and and the Mavs look awesome and I I mean I I think the Thunder are still in the playoffs they haven’t played in so long yeah they’re still around they’re they’re hanging I I mean I like watching the Thunder they’re very fun they’re very young but uh that this feels like the the fact that they beat the Pelicans so fast and it was like not even eventful games I even treat I was like are the Thunder going to ever play again like because it feels like we’ve T we haven’t seen them in forever but the Mavs I mean Kyrie seems happy Kye seems awesome he seems loved yeah I I think that’s G to be a great series though I I I think I think the Thunder are going to win but the Mavs I mean they they they they have I feel like they’ played the Clippers a bunch and uh Luca even said like this was personal so just taking out the Clippers not having to worry about will kawhai play for the rest of the playoffs which I’m happy to have that discourse out yeah I’m just happy to be done with the Clippers [ __ ] yeah right can we officially say like this is the end of the Clippers [ __ ] that we have to deal with I was I was happy to be done with them their [ __ ] what like five years ago I think I’m done with their [ __ ] I think the next iteration of the Clippers it’ll take a while for us to get over their [ __ ] too but like this team as it’s currently formed and the expectations that came along with it I think we’re officially done with the [ __ ] and we could go we could go back six years and I think that exact same thing remember when Blake yeah that was awkward yeah Blake I was like I think I’m done with the their [ __ ] that iteration of thepp [ __ ] that’s that’s basically the every Clippers iteration is just like they’re fun for a little bit and then you just get tired and you’re like okay that’s it yeah was Baron Davis that was one of the eras maybe yeah it’s just I was done with their [ __ ] then we’re done with their [ __ ] um Hank are you ready for round two now that the we should talk about game seven magic Cavs uh this series was maybe the most disrespected Series game game series in NBA history because they played every game on NBA TV I think they played I think they played three 1:00 games uh because game one game four and game seven were all 1:00 on the on the weekend they played game seven at 1:00 Eastern on Sunday afternoon why did they do that why did they move it back just a out of respect I think it was because of F1 I think F1 was on ABC so they took it away uh but the Cavs did survive they this is one of those series that it was it as the series went on it felt like the magic are young they’re fun well they’re funish palo’s very fun uh the rest of the team can’t really shoot that well but they’re they’re they’re going to be heard from later on in like the next few years the Cavs were desperately they need to win this series because if you remember the Cavs tanked to get this match up so if they lost this series it would have been a disaster for them they go down huge in the first half they come back and win uh Evan Mo Mobley had like 16 rebounds uh the Cavs are I feel like the Cavs are actually better whenever Jared Allen or Evan Moy is out and they have one true Center and they don’t have to play this two Center thing what is your level of uh worry for the Cleveland Cavaliers LeBron James not walking through that door yeah probably 0.01 yes cocky they’ll probably maybe win one game and and have like a historic shooting night like the Heat or something but there should be a 41 or 40 you do the Heat the heat do live rentree in your brain like anytime a game goes bad for the Celtics you’re like oh it’s the heat all over again no but the Cavs the Cavs aren’t a threat the fans were chanting we want Boston that that you don’t want Boston that especially after tanking to get the magic and then having to go seven games with them I would say they should have Lo like maybe they shouldn’t have lost this game but it took in other worldly performance for Mitchell in the second half they were down what 18 points yeah the very slow start they were down 18 points and then our buddy Wagner France fron fron had a not not his best night not his best night shooting couldn’t really make any or excuse me best afternoon shooting I think he’s been injured okay yeah we’ll go with that I was well I was going deep into magic uh trying to to do my research I remember before the series started reading up about it and it was like he he got injured a couple months ago and his shot has been very flat since so he hasn’t been able to get the same lift so we’ll go with that because he’s a friend of the program I would say Hank yeah one game that Mitchell goes like nuclear and maybe because the Celtics do have the tendency to maybe take their foot off the gas for a game here there uh but yeah come on it’s the Cavs it’s come on 4-1 they did go they went further than LeBron that’s true this is a duve for Cavs fans first series that Dan Gilbert’s ever won as an owner without LeBron James yeah so this is probably it goes back to pre- LeBron that the Cavs have gone this far without LeBron yeah so it’s not even come on so LeBron’s never LeBron’s never been out of the playoffs before the Cleveland Cavaliers until this moment correct correct correct that’s a that’s a win hang the banner Cleveland yeah as as long as he’s been playing yes that’s a fact um yeah this is come on blood bath blood bath what is a blood bath is that a wiing we’re talking five games Max five games Max Point differential is going to be like triple digits couple couple triple digits trip do the math on that so that means you’re going to win a game you have to win a game by like 40 yeah 30 30 30 30 so that’s 120 so you can win three four games by 30 yeah I don’t know what the math will be but yeah it’ll be combined the four wins Wonder triple digits triple digits blood bath is worse than wiing in my opinion yeah blood bath is triple digits is a hell of a that’s a hell of a call what are you going to do if you don’t get it nothing um yeah yeah I I don’t I don’t think I think you guys are are are are safe I Cavs fans even our our guy Ohio State said that he said it perfectly he was like I’m not going to get excited about one win I’ll only let myself believe if we win two games and then he was like but if we win game one then that changes but I I don’t you the Cavs have to win two games for me to to be like oh okay something’s going on here and not a lot of rest either for them no yeah how have you guys played against him this year uh better that we we lost magic twice so I was I was rooting for the Cavs oh and the whole Florida thing maybe it’s just a it’s not the heat it’s it’s Florida it’s not the heat it’s humidity yeah so yeah I I want to believe Hank I want to lean into the whole like triple digit series Victory but also this would be just such great tape if they beat you like looking back on everything you’ve just said yeah I mean there’s just no way yeah you’re right yeah it’s cocky Hank you’re right we have to embrace we ask cocky Hank to come back so when cocky Hank makes a proclamation we have to be like credit to you Hank’s right it’s the Cavs yeah it’s the Cavs dude you got this porzingis is probably fine just don’t even don’t even play him let him let him get healthy well he’s going to miss a minimum of several games yeah yeah minimum a minimum of several games um the other thing we should probably talk about and we’re gonna we have Jerry oconnell coming on to uh talk about his Knicks but we didn’t talk about it on Thursday because we had a lot of stuff going on and we also we were taping before the full uh the everything that came out after uh but Pat beev had a pretty bad Thursday night he is a cooworker of ours we love Pat pev um I we’ll start with the the reporter thing I didn’t think it was that bad people were reporters love defending reporters y p has been doing this all year subscribe to the Pod it’s very easy to hit one button uh people making it like a uh misogynistic thing crazy he’s been doing it to guys too the original tweet said said this to a female reporter it it singled it out which like in the the short video clip that you saw it looked bad yeah but if you know that he says that to every single reporter he’s been saying it all year and you can you can say that that’s Bush League that’s fine but he is an eccentric guy who’s been saying that all year I have no problem with it I it what happened was the snowball of people being like now I have to talk about this reporter uh like she was just hit by a bus and being like she’s the finest reporter we’ve ever had I can’t believe Pat Bev would do this this is disgusting whatever I I just didn’t think he’s been doing it all year like it’s it’s he just subscribed to the pod it’s very easy he probably should have thrown a basketball at a person that’s what I think really set off the went after a female reporter he went after he threw the ball I think the first one was at a female fan yeah and then the second one hit the guy next and by the way great catch the guy that got it the second time you shouldn’t have given the ball back yeah that was your mistake and then he threw it again um that that lent itself to all sorts of digging into what Pat was up to that night yeah and that was a mistake it was it was a mistake he’s probably going to face some sort of discipline for it the reporter thing I I think that it’s definitely fair for somebody to be like I don’t like that he says this to every reporter age it gets old you can have that take yeah not going to argue with you but I don’t think it was like targeted to that one person right but you can’t go out losing a playoff series like that and then throwing a ball out of fan a couple times he would probably tell you yeah I [ __ ] that up and then uh my favorite is Draymond talking about Pat Bev on his pod being like I can’t believe like Pat’s one of those guys you got to watch out for it’s like you’re you’re literally Draymond Green tweet of the week was uh I I’m sorry for not saying this person’s handle because I don’t have it in front of me but he was like this is like Osama Bin Laden breaking down ISIS tape yeah Draymond talking about B no class yeah the uh yeah I think he probably shouldn’t have thrown that ball I I’ll say it I’ll go as far as to say that uh you probably shouldn’t throw things at fans because it opens up a a pretty bad Pandora’s Box when it comes to uh fan player like back and forth and he’s going to get fined he probably get suspended uh but it was also like it was telling how many people were just like ready to to retire Pat Bev and just totally kick him when he’s down it’s like okay you can do that that’s fine he’s a friend of ours we’re not going to kick a friend when he’s when he had a moment that’s very regrettable uh but people were lining up to to go after pat B well they had like a long list of receipts about everything they hate about Pat B it’s like now I get to unload the clip okay Pat not everybody likes Pat Bev I’d say that the majority of the NBA probably doesn’t like Pat Bev unless he’s on their team right and then they [ __ ] love the guy right and I I like I like Pat Bev now I’ll stand up and say I like Pat Bev Pat Bev’s on our team if Pat Bev was on bleach report oh we would have a to we’d be singing a totally different tune Al I still don’t think I’d have a problem with the reporter thing I I would I I would stay true to what we’re saying is don’t throw balls at uh fans yeah but what happens is when you throw balls at fans then everything becomes fair game yeah and the way that you conduct yourself in the locker room afterwards then it’s like oh that’s that’s also weird here’s the thing next time we have pat p Von we we’ll ask him this to his face uh I don’t think he’s a great loser he doesn’t really lose well no no wait now if he if he had won then that’s a good thing though yeah show me a good loser I’ll show you a loser if if he had won that game then the narrative would be he was simply giving a souvenir to a fan twice in her face yeah the second one was to a guy is I think he missed I think he was aiming and okay I’ll say this shouldn’t have thrown it at the woman uh that was bad because I don’t even think she was looking the second toss when the guy threw it back to him Pat Bev chucked it at him that guy was uh I believe wearing a jersey with no sleeves underneath I think that’s fair game cuz you think he might be a player well just any yeah I mean any any guy who goes no sleeves Jersey like you’re kind of saying hey I’m in the mix I thought you were I thought it I thought it was Pat conon you’re hoping if you go to a game with no J with a Jersey no no t-shirt underneath you’re hoping the coach accidentally put you in the game Pat Bev was just like here let’s try it out buddy also shout out to the guy that was standing next to the girl that got hit with the ball the one that didn’t catch the second one because that guy was ready to fight after the second ball was thrown he’s like I’m going to act like that almost hit me and take it personally and go try to charge Pat pev there also was a weird story that he was like banned from ESPN after which was not true uh again it was weird CU it was like everyone was I I get it pev is not liked by a lot of people and everyone’s just trying to kick him while he’s down um just don’t throw throw don’t throw balls at people Jake as our resident nerd reporter how disgusted Were You by Pat pev saying subscribe to the Pod uh not disgusted at all I think the only part where I had a little bit of an issue is he pushed the mic away oh never touch never touch a mic never touch a mic don’t do that that mic’s not yours that M’s ESPN property yeah but no ISS the Pod do you subscribe to the Pod yes I do okay all right good then you can answer we actually next time we should next time we have Pat pev on we should unsubscribe in his face and see if he ends the interview he probably throw something yeah that would actually be great actually I I refuse to interview Pat Bev until he subscribes to part of my take that’s facts that’s what ESPN should do Fight Fire with Fire just be like you’re not coming on our show unless you subscribe to our entire network yeah espm plus every single thing that Stephen Smith is on you have to subscribe to until you have tried to watch a game and been logged out six times [ __ ] that I hate it I I fought that battle earlier today I fought it Saturday I fought it Friday I fight that every day my my life revolves now around me waking up coming to work doing this show and then when I’m trying to watch a game on my phone fighting with the ESPN website for two hours trying to get logged in through my cable subscri I have no problem paying so much money to watch live sports just let me watch it I would pay double to ESPN if it just work I do CU I think I pay my cable and my oh yeah yeah for sure but I definitely paid I would pay more on the app just if it worked right every time right now I feel like I’m almost getting a bargain because I paid $9.99 a month or whatever to not be able to watch it I’m just like oh that’s the cost of doing business and there’s some random games that just won’t no matter what won’t even play yeah oh if you don’t want to watch this well here’s a second division wels rugby game that’s on now that one works just fine yeah yeah you want to watch some you want to watch some uh like Max softball I actually kind of do sometimes yeah hey sometimes I just want to see a ball move across the screen I noticed that you’re trying to watch the Cavs Magic on your phone instead would you care to tune in for bass fishing yeah hey we have this Sam Houston State basketball game from December you want to watch that again you know what if Pat if Pat Bev had just said to the producer from ESPN I’m not answering your question cuz your app [ __ ] sucks yeah I think we there would be a ground swell of support for Pat be let’s go Pat um but yeah I I subscribe to his pot because we’ll see what he has to say I don’t think he’s I don’t think they’ve done a new episode with rone yet but also shouldn’t have thrown either ball second ball I’m okay with just because the guy didn’t have sleeves he caught it should have should have thrown the first ball first ball no not good and then he may or may not have should have touched the should have touched the mic fine with that Rudy goar touched all those mics and then the world shut down you never know facts you talking about Rudy goar big three big three yeah big three of The Big Three F of the big three Fame uh yeah so we did have to talk about that because uh we like I said we didn’t see the we recorded before the microphone thing we did see the Bas I actually there were two clips going around because I saw just the one where he got it back and threw it at the guy yeah you didn’t see what happened before I didn’t see the woman when I saw the woman one after we taped I was like oh that’s that’s not good you shouldn’t do that the first time I saw it we were watching the game live and and I thought I saw something streak across the the screen and so I texted Liam uh Blutman and I was like hey can you find this clip I think something got thrown he sent back to me it was just Pat chucking the ball at the guy with those sleeves and I was like oh yeah uh thanks for sending that not going to post it okay yeah thank you appreciate that um okay Hank you were in the house game seven on the ice I was in the house shout out to game time best best ticketing oh let me do the game time ad real quick yeah so you used game time I did where did you sit I sat in the low section okay so if you’re trying to go to a game if you’re going to a playoff game you’re going to NBA NHL baseball game game time the official ticketing partner 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hockey fans are the best there’s there’s no better atmosphere than did you just compliment yourself well yeah but you know being when you’re in a a stadium when it’s just hockey fans game seven tension’s High people are going nuts you love that uh pasta got called out after game six said pasta needs to show up and and him hitting the the game winner and overtime was beautiful to see people are not giving us any chance against the uh the Panthers I don’t know why but I think it’s good it’s going to be good Revenge from last year like they have that top of mind they blew that series they’re they’re The Underdogs the scrappy underdogs it’s just great time to be a Boston sports fans it’s alternating alternating nights this week brewing and Celtics brewi and Celtics brew and Celtics that’s pretty good for you seven days straight you’re going to love that did you see the stat about the Maple Leafs of uh the teams that have never played an NHL game in the month of June the Kraken they’ve been around for what two three years three years uh the wild okay the Blue Jackets they have Anthony Edwards uh the Arizona Coyotes aren even a team anymore and then the Toronto Maple Leafs those that’s the full list of teams that have never played in June before 1967 they won 11 of them or something before that yeah they’ve got a lot of banners they got a lot of banners um that the gamean and the stats the the goalie stats of swayan series well wo got hurt he didn’t play turned out to be true he was the he was the Difference Maker he was the key to the series nailed it wo getting hurt uh in a meaningless goal in the last play last second of game six was so Maple Leafs the other thing was so Maple Leafs was them scoring in the third period and being like this time’s different and then the Bruins scoring like 60 seconds later like no it’s not this is not different at all and then that that the game-winning goal that pass was insane was beautiful I I all the way down the ice AC off the board right to Pasta finishes it I have to imagine that they know their Rank and they know where the different parts of the ice where where it bends around like okay there might be a spot that’s different in each Arena that might carry him off different ways that was intentional completely intentional it’s like old Italians playing bachchi yeah they know the court yeah yeah uh I asked for lease fans to uh tell me how they’re feeling after the game I’ll just read a couple um that I thought were good uh Preston said it’s like when you buy 50/50 tickets you know you have no chance but can’t help but think maybe this time is different it’s never different never that’s a pretty good uh explanation this one was good Bren karthy said imagine getting your balls kicked in so much that it eventually kind of feels right that’s what it feels like sickos where it’s like oh I can’t get off unless I get my balls kicked in and then uh it’s uh the Nacho Man said it’s the same thing every year deep down we all knew we were going to come back just to lose in the most heartbreaking fashion possible and the last one uh Baron’s loose helmet said we are so numb you could bottle our blood and use it as prescription painkiller yeah you have to wonder if if Tonto fans just secretly hate the spring yeah like hate hate the month of May hate the month of April because they associate it so closely with losing hockey games like everybody else is pumped for April and May it’s one of the best times of year it’s like Summer’s basically here yeah it feels good not Maple Leaf’s fans they’re like oh yeah when it’s 70 like 72 degrees outside that’s when I actually feel the worst in my entire life yeah and if it felt like especially last year the Bruins going up 3-1 and losing like this was you the least finally had the team like the ruins have been fading still you just can’t same result same result now you’re going against uh the Panthers Hank Revenge Revenge underdogs we also had the stars and knights which was an incredible series go to seven uh Stars win in game seven I’m addicted to betting unders in game sevens I’ll just say that because teams feel each other out too much they just don’t score uh but you don’t want to make the first mistake that was our guys uh Whitney and and Biz and ra they they are they know their Puck because I remember having the conversation with with wit like two weeks ago by the way congratulations he just had his third child uh he was like the stars and knights will be an absolute bloodbath of a series uh and either team could win the Stanley Cup but they have to face each other in the first round and when the knights went up 20 in Dallas I was like oh he doesn’t know Puck and then it was exactly what he said it was just an absolute War four of a series and both teams are really good but the stars were a little bit better yeah it’s like the the ABS and then these two teams the favorites to win out of the West so the St the Dallas is doing the same thing Hank both your Cities Dallas is has got the Mavs and the stars going every other night New York yeah New York New York too the Rangers look good yeah the rangers they look really a Boston New York hockey and basketball the same finals would be incredible just going back and forth between the two cities night after night after night and Colorado and Colorado’s got it as well yeah yeah damn Rich keep getting richer that’ be pretty fun it’s such it’s a time lapse season it is oh I love a good time lapse so many options they put the wood down then they put the ice down then the wood down again then they speed it up that [ __ ] gets me going big time time lapse um what else we got Kentucky Derby yeah the horses we had a great time on Saturday had a great time remember spudster the horse spudster the horse spudster the horse right fun mes memes remembers that too yeah sper the horse hey don’t use the crop on them oh [ __ ] that’s from pf’s party me you guys wouldn’t get it Jak memes Hank and Max Shane pug we were all there was a great host great host Jake pug pug shut the party down pug and Shane stayed up till the we hours of the morning they were spuds through the horse they were SP they they were spting you guys wouldn’t get it it’s inside joke yeah sounds awesome yeah was great I’m happy for you guys sounds like you had a great time fantastic time you were there yeah I was there and you know what I showed up with my daughter had her dressed to the nine she had a hat on a purse [ __ ] great she she came to pft’s house and she just goes can we look at all the rooms and I was like okay and then we just went and opened every door in his house she was like Dwight at the at the house party episode going around testing structural Integrity we looked at every room it was [ __ ] nuts I was dressed as a horse I didn’t expect anybody else to show up in costume Titus was the first went over and he came over dressed as a jockey and we looked like the slowest jockey horse combination ever he was like twice my height that would never work I I don’t know if you ate the cupcakes we brought but I’m going to need them back yeah uh I did okay they’re all gone yeah because we bought we brought cupcakes and then we didn’t eat any and my daughter woke up this morning she was like where are cupcakes I was like no we brought them to a party she’s like but what why why don’t we have the cupcakes now yeah um but yeah uh spun of the horse yeah we’ll always have that you guys want do you guys want us to tell you the inside jokes spuds to the horse it’s at one of the two of your expenses yeah but you have to guess which one it’s me no he actually didn’t talk about you guys at all yeah no I texted uh these guys before I was like I’m just gonna say spuds are the horse we didn’t come up with an inside joke damn but it hurt for a second didn’t it no I was curious yeah I I was thinking about it I we did have a moment where it was just the it was me Jake memes pug PFT Shane and were just like Isn’t it nice not having Hank and Max here it was nice The Vibes were good yeah there was no secret hatred in there good time I bet it was worse yeah I missed you guys a lot I actually did uh but yeah so the Kentucky Derby was thrilling um imagine having one of your favorite guests in Randy Moss on the show asking him for Long Shots him saying oh this horse that actually has the same name as myself uh you should maybe think about it and then not betting it yeah it was tough itough Dan was you just can’t I I was just so I never win the Derby but to have it be Mystic Dan and just sit there and and people were tweeting me being like Mystic Dan you must have bet it nope not even thinking about betting it fierceness with an all-time choke job H that was an awesome finish it was great three-way photo finish yeah crazy crazy Mystic Dan uh I felt bad for our guy rapole he strong Italian but uh yeah I really wish I had bet that horse what did they do before the photo finish was there just a guy up in the booth with binoculars and he was like I think this horse was fast I think the photo finish was like that was the first photo ever it’s like people always make the mistake of saying that porn is the is the seed that grows like every single bit of video technology it’s actually gambling and horse racing hor racing it’s like we got to figure out a way to tell who won this horse race and then a guy invented a camera yeah pretty much what you going to say Max Jason worth looked incredible he did look cool with his hair incredible I was by the way Max I put so much money on his horse door knock to finish in second just uh a Philadelphia horse coming in second would have been amazing I mean he’s also a Nat yeah but you know he’s a He’s a Philly he didn’t even like being a Nat when he was a is a Philly it was a great it was it was a great event great party Kentucky Derby is the beginning of of Summer it feels like unbelievable race Mystic Dan [ __ ] so now is the conversation like could he win the Triple Crown now you have to immediately pivot to that no cuz he’s got to go up against bafford yeah that’s right baer’s going to steal the show I hope bafford wins two-thirds of it yeah no and it’s always big ass yeah we’ll have Randy Moss back on and I’m gonna for like we wrote down he did win the Oaks yeah he won he gave us the the uh first and second place in the Oaks yeah so people who listen they know that Randy Moss knows his horses but the fact that he did say Mystic Dan and then I was basically uh what’s his name Kieran Mulan from from succession just looking at the rocket blow up and putting my phone back in my pocket Miss Dan one and I just looked at it and was like everyone’s tweeting me that I not only did yeah not only did Randy Moss tell us but his name is Dan I just put my phone in my pocket I was like all right I’m just going to go about the rest of my day yeah I mean it does feel like an easy win that you should have had there was a horse name the easiest there was a horse named Hank Hank definitely would have bet on it no matter what well there was a horse named Hank he was one of the worst horses ever Dave named one of his horse’s handsome Hank was he good he [ __ ] sucked did remember that one race that he he it actually was still running it was it was like 25 seconds before he finished did they put it down afterwards did they pull like a it a French horse a crick at the dog and just shoot it yeah it didn’t last much longer after that no he was a bad horse handsome Hank was tough uh okay anything else from Sports weekend before we do Who’s Back Canelo fight was awesome it was Brooks [ __ ] oh did Brooks Brooks won yeah Brook won yeah we can steal the who’s back sing he won but it was uh it was a stacked field as far as a live tour goes the leaderboard looked good that this is the first weekend where I’ve looked at a live leader board and then looked at the PGA leaderboard and been like well this just isn’t even close yeah um but this would burn also my who’s back but Hank uh would you as the number one Liv head here um would you like to have a statement about them using fake Tweets in the broadcast yeah not not great I don’t know why why they would do that maybe you know just because of the the time difference there wasn’t a lot of people tweeting about Liv so they had to just come up with something but they used a real Twitter account JJM Habs and they posted a tweet saying let’s go smash GC get on that Podium make it happen BK and then when you look up his uh Twitter account he’s a Die Hard Vikings fan and he’s never tweeted anything like that did he respond to it I don’t I’ll look yeah check out his timeline see if he addressed it but yeah what are you doing Hank you got to give you got to get your guy you need to tweet yeah you should be the only one that’s featured on those like you you need to set a reminder for yourself to tweet every single time live is playing um all I know is we would never do this over at PGA Tour live no no we wouldn’t yeah while Fargo this week uh Brooks won his fourth event that’s a record by the way alltime record uh tour last last tweet from JJM Habs is from 2023 talking about jiren Hall yep so probably not him yeah probably not him that did this uh yeah it’s uh that’s a bad look it’s a bad look when you have to astr Turf social media just cut the segment entirely or just like create don’t even put like create a fake like app that you’re posting it from there’s a million there’s a million social media apps you can just be like this person said this like what who knows if it’s Twitter Tik Tok like where they said it from what Muhammad bin Salon should do is just literally pay people to tweet about Hank anyone to tweet about you just schedule one right now tournament like loving the action yeah you let you let live down cuz you Hank Hank people don’t know this about Hank he loves Liv so much we’ll be sitting in the gambling cave and he’ll make someone change the TV and they’ll just be like oh there’s a tournament going on in the middle like we were watching horse what were we watching on Thursday oh we were watching we were watching game six Nick six Sixers and all of a sudden it looked like uh a video game popped up on the TV it was Hank watching live golf yeah we got six TVs if it’s on I’m gonna I’m G to throw it on he actually did that he took off Bruins Leafs game six cuz he wanted he wanted that to be a loss I just wanted to be a loss he didn’t want to see them win put on live yeah so you should you should really really consider tweeting about Liv and get that bag Hank it all worked out in the end see Phil melson’s threat that he has no he’s pretty much on behalf of everybody else that’s on the live tour Phil mikkelson is threatening a boycott of major tournaments if they don’t go ahead and make exemptions for the best players on the live tour because those exempt they’re running out so if you won a PGA Championship three years ago that doesn’t necessarily last for a lifetime I don’t know what the different rules are for specific Majors but Phils like what would it look like if just none of us showed up at the next one and all protested I don’t think that Phil ran that by everybody I think that’s just Phil shooting from the hip Carl Anthony big three Vibes yeah he’s like yeah me Brooks me Brooks Bryson John ROM we’re just not going to show up all of us can you imagine you couldn’t even call that a championship I I mean he’s trying to make something happen now without Lefty I think Phil is just because he he had the whole live controversy a couple years ago he’s just looking for his next thing well he’s just he he kind of enjoyed being the bad guy right and he’s like yeah I’ll be a [ __ ] bad guy like he bought the leather jacket he’s what what is he gonna return that leather jacket He’s the bad guy he’s a bad guy you can’t go back you can’t face turn right uh okay slice it anything 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out there that he a 11-year-old daughter Kendrick took the bait said it but does Drake have any sort of receipt for that that he planted that you would think that if you’re pulling he said it sort of like Mastermind scheme that you would have like here’s the evidence of how I planted it right now I need I need a I need someone to battle rap PFT and talk about Chris [ __ ] that [ __ ] you don’t want that smoke I’ll just put Chris on the track I’ll put Chris on the track and [ __ ] destroy you but uh with with the pedophile thing on Friday night when Kendrick responded said uh you’ve got an 11-year-old daughter plus your pedophile then Drake just posted on Instagram I’m definitely not the father of an 11-year-old daughter uh did not address the did not address he also yeah he said in in he put out a song tonight the Heart part six where he said if I was a pedophile i’ would have already been arrested which you know there’s definitely pedophiles you never want to say if I was no he spent like three qus of the response just being like like I am not a pedophile I’m so much not a p at one point I think he said I’m too famous to be a pedophile oh which is I don’t know if Drake reads the news no if he’s much of a newshound no and studies what happens in in modern day politics and entertainment yeah no famous pedophiles ever yeah he also brought up Millie Bobby Brown by name even though Kendrick Haden that’s just like an internet thing that oh so he yeah they kind of said like it’s weird like your guys relationship is weird what’s going on here so so Kendrick was like you’re and Drake was like no I’m not I’m just friends with Millie Bobby Brown when she was 17 he was like it’s not no that wasn’t pedophilia uh I just liked her as a friend nothing happened I did see one guy who’s uh Drake Stan be like uh all you idiots need to look up the age of consent in uh Canada which is good that’s good good defense don’t do that yeah don’t that’s one thing you don’t want to Google what plan in vacation don’t do that all right so I have a question um because I’m admittedly washed old uh but I’ve seen everyone talking about it and I’ve at least tried to keep up also I’ll say quickly before Drake his first song he put out Friday had subtitles which was great oh yeah for all for all rap songs is it he should just write letters back to each other they should just they should just tweeted each other so when when I I know what you’re saying Hank because it does it does take you some time to like listen back back back rehear every single line being able to read it real time is definitely easier to understand all the like double on tandas but also isn’t that kind of a try hard move to like spell out what you’re saying so that people can read it I don’t know isn’t half the fun like digging in on your own and and listening back to it like write spelling it out that’s great for people like me that like to listen to Drake on mute and don’t actually enjoy his music that much but doing that feels like you’re put it like you’re you’re really rubbing it in everyone’s face as opposed to letting people do the work for themselves it’s someone who does subtitles for every show I watch I I appreciate it well it’s not peaky blinders it’s a Dis Track well but it’s still hard to follow everything for me personally anything um that that one line the you’re trying to strike a cord and it’s probably a minor a minor that’s pretty good that was good that’s good all right so I have a question you should have said D sus that’s another chord I have a question for you and anyone could answer this i’ so I’ve I’ve tried to follow along tell me if this is the like too long didn’t read for people of my age and stupidity and also washed and not understanding any of this essentially from what I understand everyone or most people in the rap World kind of don’t like Drake and Kendrick Lamar is just the first craziest most accomplished person to finally just say it out loud and everyone’s like yeah dude we’ve been thinking this for a long time well it started with the the Metro boom in Future album right which was BAS basically just a dis album and that was the first feature that was the first Kendrick Lamar feature that kind of broke everything open uh but yeah it seems like everyone’s coming out Rick Ross all the rappers right like it feels like Drake is losing this even though they’re obviously your diard Drake fans and be like no he’s he’s doing great but it it feels like Kendrick Lamar is Drake is responding to Kendrick Lamar but Kendrick Lamar is the way he’s uh dropping these things is basically he’s speaking for a lot more people that just haven’t said anything to Drake in a long time which has to be the worst feeling ever to be like someone’s dropping a a diss track at you and it’s essentially talking for a bunch of people being like we’ve been saying this [ __ ] behind your back and now we’re saying it out loud and then Drake can only come back at Kendrick Lamar but it’s like wait does everyone hate me that’s got to suck I think Kendrick’s like your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper right and Drake is the thing that Drake always has over everybody is like I’m way more successful right in terms of money in terms of charts in terms of songs that are played in clubs that people listen to Drake will always point to that and again I am very new to this too so I’m just beginning to wrap my head around the history of the two of these guys going back and forth but I feel like any time you make a song that’s in response to somebody calling you a pedophile and your response is nuh-uh I think you kind of lost right and the and also the smartest person the real winner of this entire beef is J Cole because J jcole was in it and then he went on stage and he was like no I’m kind of a [ __ ] so I don’t want to do this and then everyone was like this guy’s a [ __ ] so he’s my he’s my new goat he’s the goat he’s the goat for recognizing that he did not want to be anywhere involved involved in this is that is my assessment accurate is that CUO then if what I’m saying is somewhat accurate how is how is anyone saying that Drake is winning just just the Drake stands because again there can’t be a worse feeling than having someone drop a diss track against you and essentially be like the whole world is saying this but I’m finally the guy who can say it because I have Kendrick Lamar has enough status power crazy enough all those things to finally say it and everyone’s like yeah he’s right you lost he lost it’s it’s basically everyone’s like everyone kind of hates you and we’re finally going to say it that sucks the one the one thing you can point to that Drake did a Flawless execution of on Friday night he just kept calling him short yeah that’s that’s that’s it’s a good bar that’s worse than pedophile you can’t come back from your short because he has receipts of you being short right they’re called pictures right and no matter what I could I could break somebody down and then if they just respond with yeah but you’re short I’m like [ __ ] yeah how’ he know yeah and then you lose Kendrick should probably uh so Drake faked an 11-year-old so that Kendrick would talk about it Kendrick should fake like a murderer pedophilia so that he’ll stop talking about him being short it’s true it’s way more preferable just get it that way yeah you’re a pedophile well at least I’m not short that’s what Drake should have said yeah what you going to save Max I there it’s interesting that that’s the thing that you you took from that what the short obviously I’m joking about the short thing okay I just wanted to make sure but you can always we don’t think being short is wor than being a pedophile Max is this your first show Max nope okay uh all right so how does this end somebody’s got to die yeah I don’t think anyone’s goingon to die knock on wood um I knocked on it for you I feel like Kendrick’s going to release another song and it’s probably going to be I don’t know even more [ __ ] that people don’t like about Drake I hope he keeps doing it I hope this is now Kendrick Lamar’s entire career where just like every week he has a new song about Drake being a pedophile is is is this going to like affect Drake’s like Legacy future it feels like we’re getting to the point where people are turning on him again I’m very much not in the know but it just like reading a little bit of the tea leaves people are coming out and being like yeah what he’s saying everyone has thought this for a long time yeah but he lost you know push a te push a t bodied him too back in the day and that didn’t really affect so if he just keeps doing hits putting on music yeah still going to be the biggest the biggest guy he’s going to an eight pack he’s going to have even better ABS he’s just not going to have as many features he’s definitely walking around his house right now not happy no very upset yeah and it feels like Kendrick’s walking around his house being like I’ve got him got him got him well Drake’s whole thing is that Kendrick’s manager is actually the father of his child so that’s probably not the best oh that one hurts that hurts yeah yeah that definitely hurts but you can also just lie that’s what’s great about rap beefs is you can just make something up and if you say it then was like oh [ __ ] that’s not his kid okay that would be wild if Drake had cuz that was the LA was the push of T1 when Drake’s first child hiding a child Adonis got it man so that’s PMT gets beefy with it yeah also tough yeah the one of Kendrick’s dist tracks was just like an entire verse talking to his child being like your dad’s piece of [ __ ] damn like I’m sorry your dad is your dad I think there were multiple verses Dad it was like was one was to each kid and then one was to his mom being like I’m sorry that your son sucks oh my God it it’s pretty bad again jcole winner yeah winner and I I I think I I I’m gonna say Kendrick Lamar is winning right now for sure yeah yeah I think in in the song he put out that Drake put out on Friday he said like this will be my last response because I’m going on vacation so pretty much like out of office this most recent one was like an out of office reply that he sent yeah in the last one didn’t he say like are We Done Yet yeah are we done I think this is over I think we can all agree we both won yeah co-winners Drake’s just waiting for someone to break this fight up I mean the the cover art that he had on the most recent one which is just a picture of Drake’s house with all the sex offender tags if you’re on the sex offender registry looking at it it’s tough it’s pretty bad okay pretty bad all right well thank you Hank appreciate it uh PFT year who’s back my who’s back of the week is baby grank oh yeah because he releases top 30 teams that he might go to uh I don’t know if he has any actual offers I’m going to guess that he doesn’t right he it’s probably way more than 30 probably like 60 so we narrowed it down from 60 to 30 and it’s just every good football team out there so baby gr’s dad wants to know where you think baby grank is GNA go I could see him just I could see baby gron going to uh like an Alabama or a Georgia or a Texas but his dad just like pays for his tuition and then he tells his son to try to walk on and then it’s like baby gr’s first practice and he never actually plays football yeah he just shows up and like baby grank giving giving water to the tight ends I like GE Georgia Tech made it on there that’s a big dub for Georgia you got to throw a couple in there I was actually expecting like a Vandy yeah you always got to throw Vandy in there maybe his grades are good enough yeah but besides that yeah it seems like Georgia Tech big big win for uh South Carolina being featured on this list too okay that’s pretty cool Michigan State y that’s good for that program I mean if you’re if you’re Georgia Tech you should probably offer Baby grun a contract yeah why not right like that’s probably going to be the one that he chooses one of we what like a school should offer him right now Nebraska’s on there that’s good will probably be like that’s worth a couple my guy yeah um all right my uh who’s back of the week is baseball umps back again uh we had on Saturday the white sock and the Cardinals played uh through they had a threeh hour rain delay to come back for the bottom of the 10th Bases Loaded two outs and the UMP saw four pitches including a strike three called the end of the game that was not a strike and was essentially like I want to get the [ __ ] out of here but they waited three hours for the UMP to do that uh umps rule umps are awesome umps rule they they’ve had a banner year in umpiring so far they really have the fast ejections they’re back they’re all the way back Aaron boom getting kicked out for something a fan said yeah Angel Cabrera just doing Angel Cabrera things non-stop Angel Hernandez oh yeah yeah for I always screw that one up C Buckner was the name of this uh was this ump it ruled uh Jake your who’s back of the week my who’s back of the week is JJ Watt he’s hinting at a possible return He said at his charity softball game I told Deo last year don’t call unless you absolutely need it but if you ever do call I’ll be there and knows not to call unless he absolutely needs it but this is the last year I’ll tell him that do you think they absolutely needed it against the Ravens maybe maybe didn’t get the call then I don’t know what’s going maybe if like Will Anderson gets hurt they call JJ and he comes in halfway through the season I don’t know if I like this because it’s like he’s basically saying that uh don’t call unless I can be the hero yeah if you need if you need somebody to save you you can reach out JJ hasn’t played in a while I don’t think he’s going to be that good in defense of JJ so I don’t really love the like oh I’ll do it only if I’m the hero here but if I were a JJ Watt or Tom Brady I would definitely spend three or four years hinting at comebacks because that’s fun he said that this is the last year he’s gonna train to be in shape like that that’s fun though to just be like well I could just so that people could tell like I it’s a it’s an egocentric move but I think I think you kind of have to do it if you’re that good he should have done it with the Steelers last year filled in for TJ yeah yeah so he might come back to the Texans I guess so maybe what if what if it’s just for literally a one-day contract yeah retire retire as a Texan it would rock though if he came back for a playoff game and like had three sacks wow then Rell wouldn’t have done that thing for his last game oh that’s true oh yeah cut off all the special needs kids good point yeah yep yeah yeah uh okay good who’s back let’s uh let’s do our interviews we got Biz talking hockey and then we have our great friend Jerry oconnell who I mean you’ll just have to listen because it was alltime Jerry oconnell talking bing bong bing bong lot of ping bong uh before we do that PF you have a couple ads yeah the show is sponsored by better help we all carry around different stressors some big some small when we keep them all bottled up it can start to affect us negatively therapy is a safe space to get things off your chest and to figure out how to work through whatever is weighing you down if you’re thinking about starting therapy give better help a try it’s entirely online it’s designed to be convenient flexible suited to your schedule just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and you can switch therapists at any time time for no additional charge get it off your chest with betterhelp visit betterhelp.com PMT today to get 10% off your first month that’s betterhelp.com PMT and now here’s Paul Bisset okay we now welcome on uh one of our favorite guests recurring guests why did you hesitate when you said it I was going to say good friend uh or or like best friend but I did that for Jerry okono who’s coming on after you um so that felt redundant it is late Biz is for people who say Biz doesn’t work it’s 1 1:40 where he is right now he just got finished doing game seven TNT yeah staring at tits I was staring at tits behind the Dallas Stars head coach all night you guys see those yeah some Honkers those tities yeah those are those are nice tits and then you did chicklets go listen to chicklets and now you’re you’re you’re doing this with us um I guess I wanted to start with um your wonder wall Jacob wall CA after all you’re my Joseph Joseph yeah sorry do you think you cursed the leafes singing that song before game seven and then having him not play in game seven and also how are you feeling as a leaf fan yet again you look like a fool and your season it just evaporates in the most embarrassing sad fashion yes I feel like I cursed them I feel like I’m a mush I feel like I should separate myself from the team and then maybe they’ll have some success but now I say that they haven’t had much success for a very very very long time including against the Boston Bruins who they haven’t beat in a playoff series since 1959 um it’s crazy because Toronto is also the most valuable franchise so not to say they can just go spend more money on the cap but they have all these resources and to and try to make M themselves better and they just haven’t been able to find a way to do it and they’re cursed yeah and and the goalie getting hurt did he actually get hurt in the last 0.1 second of game six they haven’t came out and announced it but I would assume that’s where he injured himself which is crazy because like what if they don’t go up to nothing then maybe they don’t get sloppy in the last 15 seconds to allow an easy back door play and then maybe he’s not sprawling out to try to preserve the shut up out well in that case he still would have but I don’t think they would have been as lazad isical is the word that is the word it was six on five in the dying minute and it felt like they were kind of [ __ ] around a little bit because William neander had made it two nothing whereas if it was one nothing you you have to bear down you got to block shots and St in the lane where there probably would have been a defenseman there so just the fact that they went up two and then broke down defensively on the six on five he has to sprawl out he must have pulled something not a word was talked about this by the way um and then all of a sudden an hour and a half before puck drop Merl’s comes in our group text and says wool’s not playing I just heard from an agent that he he pulled something and got injured in game six and I’m like shut the [ __ ] up M you stir in the pot so he was pretty adamant about it so I took to Twitter and I said I just heard the worst [ __ ] rumor going but I’m not even going to give it the oxygen just to kind of Stir It Up a little bit well all of a sudden all these insiders start texting me they’re like you heard about wall and I’m like they just haven’t dropped the bomb yet because they haven’t gotten the clearance so as soon as they come out for warmup is the first guy would have been samsonov where people been been like the [ __ ] is Joseph wall why isn’t wall walking out of the tunnel but now because I’m tweeting all that they probably got pressure and then Elliot Freedman finally drops the bomb that all three goalies were on the first bus for the Toronto Maple Leafs to dress and potentially take warm-up so the minute that that hit the Airways all of a sudden it just people became aware that their starting goalie who played out of his mind and who has ice in his veins was not going to play game seven after that [ __ ] sprawl out where the shutout was broke with 0.01 seconds left that’s how long we’re talking here but considering game seven played out the way it did it wasn’t a goal tending issue it was the [ __ ] the a one big dog in particular in my opinion laying a big egg who makes uh 11 million bucks and then obviously all the other [ __ ] soap opera [ __ ] that went on through the first round with the tono Maple they William neander who is a 100o player for the Toronto Maple Leafs plays all 82 games coming into playoffs all of a sudden he’s not available for game one he missed the first three games of the series cuz I I guess he got like hit a certain way and he was dealing with like migraines and [ __ ] he couldn’t see properly so the fact that he didn’t sit out the last couple games after what had happened had happened just to be cautious right no played the full 82 he was also trying to get his 100 point he ended up with 99 and also Austin Matthews was on the 70 goal Chase which hasn’t happened in how many other years so I felt like Mo some of the maybe the personal achievements were taking priority at the end you don’t which you don’t want anyway they lose William neander first three games and then all of a sudden he’s back game four all right awesome marner’s been playing like [ __ ] he’s going to [ __ ] wake up we got Willie back we got Austin Matthews obviously and then halfway through that game Austin Matthews down the tunnel they’re the 69 goal scorer giggity this whole season is now down the tunnel and then he misses the next two games cuz I think that he ended up they haven’t came out with it yet but it looked like he fell down with uh with McAvoy and probably a first or second degree MCL KN sprain so he ended up playing game seven but he came through with a big assist William neander got the goal when William neander played he played great but Mitch mder didn’t show up he makes too much money I think he’s gone and I think that they might let the coach go so I know I just went long-winded about this [ __ ] show but they should have I think if they’re fully healthy the whole series they win it and uh now it’s just going to be a it’s going to be a [ __ ] Gong Show and you you talked about the two nothing lead uh it’s interesting because we’ve always said on the show two nothing most dangerous lead in hockey that’s what you always say growing up I heard I think week he said this he said that uh 3 to one was actually the most dangerous lead so in your opinion what’s worse well I you [ __ ] you’re trying to trick me just did two goals you’re now you’re trying to say is like a a two nothing lead uh better than having a 3-1 lead yeah which which is the most both they’re both two goals I I thought you were trying to [ __ ] with me there uh I would probably say the 3-1 because the other team already has a cookie like maybe their offensive player already got one so they’re feeling it whereas yeah two nothing like everybody’s dry nobody’s got any confidence built up so I like the three the 3-1 yeah yeah the 3-1 is a worst lead to have okay so what last thing on the Leafs because I want to talk about some other series and we have the second round now fully set um what like do you just as a lease fan you just expect this every year like is there any fix is there ever going to be a different outcome yeah I think that uh I think they have to build for for hockey playoffs any team that’s in the playoffs right now big cat you look at like how their back ends built and you know how how deep their forward lines are like at the end of the day buddy I don’t know if there’s like a soccer team or a basketball team to compare it to but we’re in a hard cap system and they got four guys who are making a lot of [ __ ] money right and one of them is John tares he was the captain they brought back and got back from the Islanders remember that was that was big drama yeah he’s sleeping in the uh in in the Maple Leaf’s uh bed yeah that was a picture that came out but he’s from Toronto he wanted to play for the leafes and he didn’t tell the Islanders at the end of his contract that he wanted to move on he’s like no and they assumed he was going to stay long story short they signed him as a free agent and he’s making 11 million bucks I think on a Stanley Cup team he’s a third line Center so they got these four guys making half of what the cap is and Buddy they how many times you think they scored three goals this series and they’re known as this offensive team with these [ __ ] offensive powerhouses right hockey hockey gets hard in playoffs you need that money to spend on big big defensemen who are gonna [ __ ] hold guy hold people away from your net it’s a physical game and these guys fizzle out every [ __ ] time come playoffs one [ __ ] power play goal big cat that’s crazy one in in 23 to 25 chances the Oilers the Oilers do that rolling out of bed bro the [ __ ] Oilers could send four guys out there and have a better power play Oilers went the Oilers over the first round Series against the LA Kings the last three years have had a 50% power play that’s insane 50% clip rate best power best power play playoff or best playoff power play we’ve ever seen insane so lethal so all right so talking about it you got Shaq Heyman the net front guy in the power play for the Oilers sha Heyman baby the uh the other game seven we watch and I I gave you guys credit earlier in in the show that we just taped uh because you and wit said this they like the knights and the Stars could both win the Stanley Cup but they have to play each other in the first round it’s going to be a war and it was a war it looked like it was going to be easy for the nights and it was a war and the Stars end up winning uh so two two questions one is how is this going to be like for the stars in the next round was that a beat up series where it’s going to be tough against a team like the Avalanche and then I also want you to explain to us your rivalry with the glass Banger all right let’s go on to the hockey first and then we’ll talk about glass Banger I love it um uh Dallas yes that’s going to take a lot of wind out of their sales that was a big boy series both teams built to win the Stanley Cup and then Vegas even loaded up at the deadline I called them the cap circumcisers cuz that Mark Stone their Captain who’s an unreal playoff player he’s their heart and soul guy good 200 foot game crafty in front of the net where the going to the netfront and taking punishment that’s where you’re going to score your goals come playoff time he’s the last three years went on long-term IR so then that money doesn’t count against the cap for the end of the season so they’re able to go make these deadline moves to add these big pieces so by the time the the playoffs roll around they got like a hundred to over $100 million in cap money on the ice but because they snuck them in with the ltir money anyway they found a way to manipulate the system and it just so happens that Mark Stone ended up getting injured on the same time the last few years and then Boom game one he’s ready to go for playoffs so anyway so Dallas had to go up against these guys who ended up getting the eight seed Dallas had home ICE they dropped the first two games of the series to the defending Stanley Cup champions who are built like a wagon they go on the road they and then they ended up winning the next three so at the end of the day they had to [ __ ] power through this very physical Series where it was hard to get to the net front hard to create anything and they they found a way to grind through it with a few young studs in their lineup the stank Hoven kid and then I think a superstar has been born in Wyatt Johnson he’s just this young kid on an entry level contract and I think that he helped them pull through the series he ended up getting a clutch one in game seven but now they got to go face Colorado I got Dallas in seven again but that’s why I don’t think Dallas who is a Stanley Cup team can get to the finals because they got to go through the Juggernaut which was the Vegas gold Knights they squeak one out 2-1 in game seven now they got to go against the highflying offense of of the Colorado Avalanche whose third Line’s playing unbelievable their goal tenders figured out they got an awesome backend with kale Mar the the the modernday Bobby or and then Nathan McKinnon this guy is a he’s worth the price of admission boys I think that he’s just as exciting to watch as uh McDavid and anytime they’re on the ice even if you don’t know the game you’re like that guy’s just better than everyone why does he just kind of take it from his own end and go to the other end and just do whatever the [ __ ] he wants and it’s it’s going to be an unreal series against Dallas well earned who are built strong in every position they’re deep but that’s going to it’s going to be a wagon of a series too what about the glass Banger though he’s just this obnoxious fan who when the play is in the end like there he was on ESPN he has this same a sign that’s a big white sign that says bang on it and he holds it up against the glass and he stands up and he’s in a full white suit and if the play comes near him he’ll start [ __ ] body checking the glass and he bangs on the glass and there’s other people behind him in the section that are trying to enjoy the game and every time it’s going on he’s making it about him he’s the GL he’s a pigeon he’s it’s pigeon Behavior like the fans around him don’t like it and then he brings a hooker to every game brand new hook like last game he the game five I think he brought a girl 9k he said he spent on it I saw that he’ll come on your podcast and talk about it listen we would we would never platform a guy that sits in the front row and brings prostitutes again he makes it all about himself that’s not what this that’s not what part of my so that’s why I’m I’m going after him but you know maybe they gain Steam from him you know maybe he’s that fan that they like and he’s in the away goalie maybe he’s distracting the away goalies yeah so some people have strong opinions about them other people uh uh you know see my side of it but but I don’t know it’s just crazy to me and yeah that yeah I mean I love the Rivalry you you go back and forth them I just see it it’s just like you know you just it’s it’s one of those things you click on the tweets to see where it’s started and you’ll just go back like 10 tweets you like they’ve been fighting all day yeah there’s allegations that I think you made that he doesn’t actually pay for his tickets do we know about that no there’s yeah he’s a trust fund baby so there’s an old man seat so he’s spending all his old man money bringing prostitutes to game spending 9k a pop and like and then tweeting me out pictures with her like with a middle finger in her mouth at me like after the game say h [ __ ] H I respect both sides in this beef it’s a great rivalry it is a great rivalry uh all right so now that we got it set let’s start with the West we get the final four in the west uh who do you have coming out and like you you watch every single game uh you’re you’re plugged in you’re on TV you’re doing a great job what has been like the surprising X Factor so far you can name any of the four teams um so I think that uh I think that Dallas is going to come out of that series we just talked about with Colorado and then I think that Edmonton is going to steam rule Vancouver where Vancouver has lost their starting goal tter Thatcher Demco who’s an Allstar um I talked to another goalie guy um Brian bue and he compared him to like the McDavid of goalies of how big he is and how he can move so athletically but he pulled something which I’m hearing was at the in the last 10 seconds of a game where they’d already won so kind of similar to what we just talked about about Joseph wall he’s probably going to miss this next round maybe he’s going to be back halfway through another one of Vancouver stars is not playing very well he’s kind of buckling under the pressure of playoffs much like uh who I talked about on on with the Leafs and uh they just don’t have enough weapons to go against Edmonton Edmonton is a [ __ ] they’re power play is ridiculous they have a a solid D their goal tender is is H very competent but then their first two lines like right now they’ve separated Conor McDavid and Leon dyle and drle is actually performing just as good as McDavid like he’s actually better in playoffs not only his numbers show that but when you watch him out there it’s just sheer dominance so they have two lines two first lines right now going full head of steam and Vancouver’s only got one and that other guy it’s been a disappearing act and I also like their bottom two lines better than Vancouver so just I think it’s going to be a five-game series and then it’s going to be McDavid against McKinnon again round two no you said the stars are going to win or or sorry if if that ends up happening if that ends up happening yes sorry yes but now there’s like I might there’s other people who are picking Colorado to win this that Series right like they might even be uh like uh statistically favored in the series but Dallas has home ice and that’s why I went with Dallas and seven yeah okay so so Edmonton is the best chance for the cup to come home to Canada it is and they also have we talked about the punishment you take especially going against the now I got to go against Vegas now Colorado they breeed by La five games and I think they’re going to do five games against Vancouver way easier matchup than any of those two other teams they’ll be rest yeah and and then I just think uh I think that Ed your mic just went out wait that no I heard it too yeah I’m back y you’re back you’re back we’ll keep that in that just shows how gritty you are right now um but because of that path and I think that yeah Edmonton moves on it’ll I think that’s awesome for for Canada and that that easy path helps yeah and then out of the East uh the Rangers look like they’re Unstoppable right now I don’t know how much of it was the cap stinking in the first round but game one against Carolina they look their power play looks just as good as Edmonton they look like it’s insane I think they scored in like 10 seconds on a power play today it just seemed too easy for him like yeah nice set plays their power play was and penalty kill were lethal all season I want to say they were top five in both categories and laviolet has really taught them how to uh to adapt to what the game is and to be way better defensively where they outnumber you on pucks they got big outside of Adam Fox who’s a stud he’s like a little magician out there he helps run their power play like he’s a power play one guy and the when the puck goes to him at the point it doesn’t go to die it goes to another quality play being made the other five guys are just these big brutes kind of like we talked about with Vegas with Dallas with like Florida who’s a juggernaut too they can box you out of the net front let shuren see his business and if shurkin seeing it he’s stopping it and he’s out of his mind in his own right he’s one of the best goalies in the world this Russian kid eigor shurkin they love him they love him there so so they’re not to gazes this year is what you’re saying they’re not no no they’re the ferales I think they’re going to beat Carolina in six games and uh uh they’re yeah like we talked about their P their offensive movement is really nice and it matches well and bodess well against Carolina who they’re playing against who they play man-on-man defense one of the only teams in the league if not the only team to play true man-on-man so basically you get in the dzone and you lock up with your guy so the all of them are so athletic and they’re long and they’re good with sticks and they’re all they all time themselves properly with the other guys they they are so good in their dzone they allow a league low 20 average 26 shots against per game unreal PK but but the way that the New York Rangers move and how they kind of set pick plays and they’re able to create separation and skillful enough where they can make a move and beat a guy I think that that plays well against the Carolina Hurrican so they got him in a lot of different areas power play their penalty kill which scored two goals in itself against your [ __ ] capitals that AHL team and they just have everything going for them I think that they’re a stronger team and they got bigger weapons and uh Carolina’s got to win game two yeah if not because they already Lo they already dropped game one and and also Anderson LED in that shaky goal so the goal tending Edge definitely goes to to to the Rangers and then go into that other series if you guys want to transfer over yeah long series for Boston uh Florida is built to win a Stanley Cup they got goal tending their D are awesome they’re deep they got unreal uh uh scoring and uh and they’re physical too so I think they’re they’ll probably beat up on Boston uh I actually had it going to seven just to give Boston the credit but Boston’s just not deep enough down the middle they got Charlie Coyle and the zaka none of them had a goal in the first series and Max doy got put at Center ice and he was [ __ ] beating them on draws like crazy so the centerman for for I for Florida I think will eat those guys up and uh yeah and then it’ll be Florida Florida against New York I got Florida and I don’t need to go into y wow okay I like that and then what about what about the Stanley Cup so I think that it will be Edmonton Florida that would be my guess that’s is that the longest is that the longest flight uh Canucks probably yeah be Canucks Canucks but Edmonton have to go well we shouldn’t do geography with with you no don’t do that is Florida the South Florida’s the South boys okay I think Florida’s I think Florida’s just Florida is Vancouver the South no Vancouver’s uh that’s Pacific Northwest but it’s the south of Canada n yeah I think yeah no Lally on the border as far as well Toronto is probably all of it’s on the border yeah true there’s no Northerners in Canada right were you just [ __ ] around or were you being serious that was kind of a Biz comment big cat well I mean Edmonton and Calgary aren’t so I live in the summer like I’ll eventually retire in Victoria and that’s actually crosses over so I’d be curious to know if Victoria is the lowest point of Canada so you consider at the southern tip is that uh is it just all NHL players there there are Jamie Benz from there who plays for the Dallas Stars uh Tyson Barry is from there no but I’m saying like in the summer like is it just everyone goes there no uh Vancouver would be more of the hot spot that’s where I do hang out more of my time now but Victoria will be where I retire it’s a little bit quieter Pace I got the golf club there I’m just I’m I’m a pretty simple guy well like in in NBA terms when a team gets bounce it’s like okay Cancun on three see you guys see you guys in Mexico that’s what we used to do we used to go on an end of the year trip all the single guys it was awesome was it Cancun no I’ve never been to Cancun I do a Cabo yeah one yeah I like going there it was a quick flight uh Vegas was kind of my spot cuz it was Phoenix Vegas and I was in my Vegas days I was obnoxious still am but but really obnoxious like going to clubs and like doing bottle service and all that [ __ ] it’s I guess I guess all kids maybe do it the this time or in this stage that stage in their life yeah you you’re you’re busy guy so we understand you probably aren’t listening to uh PMT right now um but we did have yans on on Friday he’s the best um would you like to uh talk about a story he told about the one where I went and met the girl and she had the boyfriend there yeah yeah what happened I mean I hope I could do it justice retelling it um I did I did so on the P like a lot of this time I’m trying to process it and I got to talk about it like the next day where i’m like yo I just went to like have a drink with a girl and next thing you know I thought like maybe her [ __ ] boyfriend was going to have a gun to my head you know like you’re just trying to go through every scenario in your brain so I’d been like i’ like followed this girl on Instagram and we’d been talking a little bit and like we exchanged numbers and you know we’ve been communicating for six months nothing back and forth I’m a horrible text to begin with but kind of like hey like I might be coming a Florida soon like let’s get together and like oh okay cool I think we’d facetimed a couple times so like you know you kind of run it through your crazy text she wasn’t hitting me up all the time either like she wasn’t respond like she would never be like hey you’re not paying attention to me so anyway six months to go by I finally go down there to film yanling business a show that we do for TNT yeah fun and I get to hang out with the Ys we get to do it with Matthew kachuck and I was I was going to invite her to dinner but I I didn’t and I told them about ah no she’s not going to come but I’m going to go meet her later for a drink so finally she’s like okay here here’s the pin I’m at the tin roof and after I was done having dinner with him I went and met this girl and I walked in didn’t see her at first I go to the bathroom I come back over over and I can see her at the bar and I walk over I say hey how you doing and then and then she’s like hand in hand with this guy like I kind of didn’t catch it as early as maybe I should have and I was like oh hey and you could tell the look in his face I look back to to her I’m like oh like like is this your boyfriend and no no and then like he walks away we’re getting a water and I’m like hey like you’re just holding hands with the guy like if it’s your boyfriend like you you you know all good and she’s like no no no no so we go outside sit down and I was like Hey listen you don’t owe me anything like if that’s your boyfriend like we could all just chill and I can leave soon and then she’s like no no he walks over and I’m like kind of stunned again and I’m like is this your girlfriend and he’s like yeah and I’m like oh so they start kind of talking and then we kind of start making small talk and then it’s so uncomfortable my heart’s racing like crazy and he walks away and I’m like I’m like what the [ __ ] is going on I’m like uh it’s a it’s pretty bizarre when one person’s saying that you’re dating and the other isn’t like what what am I getting myself into here and then she goes we’re not dating like and kind of starts making some excuse and then like after a few more minutes he walks back over I get talking with the table beside me because I’m like hi and like this is an insane situation and she like walks off with them yeah and just like and then like I I just kind of sat there and finished the rest of my joint and then walked out uh to get an Uber and then as I’m waiting for my Uber they both walk by and I was like hand in hand like out of the bar like probably to go [ __ ] and I’m like hey all right see you later guys have a great night good meeting you and then just get in my cab and go home it might just be like a pinky thing that they have where she she wants to make him jealous so she hits Biz up and then next thing you know the the romance is rekindled that that’s one Theory that’s one Theory yeah um somebody said that maybe it was like one of those ones where the guy wants to be in the corner cranking it off while off on his old lady and and then and then like when the guy gets there they call the audible or something and like yeah we don’t want yeah like you didn’t you didn’t meet the swinger yeah yeah he’s a lot better looking on TV and I could see the Bulge in his pants and I don’t look impressed um then then what were the other theories like um that I thought maybe that he had showed up um like unbeknown in the midst of my travel where she got she got jammed up where maybe he had to like find my phone or whatever came over and it’s just like oh [ __ ] like Perfect Storm um but yeah my there were there were tons of theories going around about as to how I walked myself into this but like I guess it’s like well then don’t go [ __ ] meeting girls on on you know on Instagram yeah come on but but I don’t I don’t go out a lot anymore I got this Rya app fired up there’s there there’s some good-looking girls on there but I just you know why you laughing because you you talk about Riot every time we hang out yeah well and also you have when did when did we last hang out and when did we last talk about it you were talking about R the last time you were in the office yeah you’re like are you you probably asked me what you got what you got going on I’m probably like oh later I’m going to meet up with a rioot and you got me trying to do detective work for you oh my God that girl got me going the the cheeks Miss Cheeks from the rough and rowdy what you call texted me a screenshot of a rough and rowdy ring girl he’s like find her for me I was like dude I don’t know I tried I texted I made a text I was like you guys are you guys are co-workers so I figured maybe you guys would have intera oh yeah you’re not saying what’s up to Sandy Cheeks Sandy Cheeks if you’re listening Biz would like to take you out on a date okay that’s fair yeah but I was like and then you the best was you just you like did she win the competition a best ring girl I I think she did but then like three days 3 days Afters was a joke days that thing was a joke three days after you text me out of the blue you go anything on this yeah yeah I’ll give her half my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Biz you’re the best all right I got one last question because it is late that’s it I kind of like chatting with you all right we could keep chatting I got I got another question for yeah we just keep chatting I I didn’t want who’s been the who’s been the best ring girl who’s the who’s the goat ring girl for Ru and Rowdy Sandy cheese is up there she’s she’s in the she’s on the the mount Rush more of Hot Wheels has fought and been a ring girl yeah who Hot Wheels Hot Wheels who’s that she does she does both she she’s a ring girl and then she fights and she beats the [ __ ] out of people no [ __ ] hey wow she’s a we call those in hockey the Swiss Army knives yeah oh [ __ ] guy kills penalties he plays power play guy blocks shots he wins the wall battles guy does it all the Swiss army knife yeah she’s no she’s the goat um I I want to ask you though about body checking Shaq when you put him in to the wall in the in the TNT Studio yeah did he know that was coming uh yeah sha kimman knew that was coming I told him don’t be skating through my neutral zone or I’m going to hit I’m gonna clog you up like the Dallas Stars are going to clog you up buddy because I I I was impressed when you checked him he looked at you like that was harder than I thought it was going to be he said he he asked me go hey we’re going to do a little video here and I said you want me coming through the middle put you right through the gauntlet sha and I think that we broke a few studs in the wall and then the the ceiling started breaking so he uh he’s a big man I think Hank was in the in the in the [ __ ] and he he felt this big thing he thought there was an earth earthquake at the studio what uh hey uh how pissed are people going to be if the Blackhawks win the lottery on Tuesday night oh my God I actually hope they do for that reason I love like I like the Patriots dynasty like I loved how everybody was the flake gate like they people lose it like I have like I don’t care that much I care more about the script writers in the NHL continuing to hit this out of the park because there’s been it was an insane regular season for hockey right like the amount of I think there was eight teams down the stretch fighting for the president’s trophy like all these crazy records that had not been broken or done in a while like coov and McDavid hitting 100 assists and then all the off I [ __ ] like the [ __ ] like you name it every two weeks there was something going on we kicked it off we kicked it off with the Babcock stuff meanwhile uh unreal quote from uh uh Jim Montgomery after they won game seven he said that he got a call from I forget who uh as like a pep talk and then Babcock as well to give him advice about how to go again Babcock was the coach who got fired yeah and he used to coach the Leafs so he must they were talking on the phone he was getting like uh Intel from so I said I go well I ended Babcock’s season and then he helped end mine so I guess we we’re even yeah yeah who would you say is the best coach that’s still around in these playoffs oh God that’s a great question great question thank you you guys always ask great questions thanks and I appreciate you guys allowing me to be long-winded early about describing these teams right because I bet you a lot of your listeners don’t know [ __ ] all about hockey so I try to get in the Weeds about what we talk about how how they win and and how to do it um coaches uh uh Paul Maurice with Florida he’s like a [ __ ] poet like every time he hits the desk like it’s like he just Nails it he’s so well spoken uh he knows how to like manage his group and he’s a good Puppeteer and he’s good with challenging the their mentals like challenging knowing what what buttons to push and when and how to motivate the group and how to use the media to do so I think Jim Montgomery is a great coach I think it was wild to see such a good coach I think as far as winning percentage in your first two seasons with a team his might be the best ever with Boston and how much they like him and respect him in the locker room and how he’s you know a able to motivate them they lost their two best centers and still like almost won their division and finished with well over a 100 points this year but he almost costed it against the the like he almost lost to the Leafs in that 3-1 fashion again he could have easily just been fired next week where now he’s off to the second round but he’s a good coach uh Pete dor who just won for Dallas is 8-0 in game sevens in stanle Cup playoffs 8 and0 buddy this guy is as cool as a cucumber I actually lost to him and Junior in the second round when I was playing with the Owens sound attack he went on to win I believe a couple uh OHL championships but Memorial Cup with Mike Richards as a captain with the kitchen Rangers and he’s always had the same assistant coach spotter so they’ve worked well together where they’ve gotten to the NHL here’s another crazy [ __ ] one for you I want to say every game seven that the Vegas golden knights have been a part of uh he’s been involved in because he was with them when they first started and then he got axed which I thought was a bad call they fired him too early and then he was in San Jose or maybe he was in San Jose first I might be getting the teams wrong but he was involved against the series against the Vegas golden knights and then now he’s in Dallas he was with them against them again wow but he’s survived all these crazy game sevens and he’s 8 and0 and he’s had some amazing groups um and he’s just an unreal coach He’s just never won his cup he’s never got his cup so he has he’s gota I think I feel like he deserves it and I feel like hey it could be his year with that group that he has uh no Block’s a young coach who doesn’t have any NHL experience with the Edmonton Oilers but it was mcdavid’s junor coach so when all that drama was happening at the beginning of the year all of the sudden they fire their coach and then they bring in his Junior coach like it kind of put him in a bad spot where maybe he did have something to do with it and had a saying it but he said that he didn’t and but everyone’s like oh yeah the best player in the world’s Junior coach gets hired with no NHL experience and you didn’t but since then he had the best record in the NHL to finish the season and he’s handled himself awesome with adjustments that he’s made so he’s kind of this new Young Blood uh head coach um very of him what do you mean I mean LeBron just like handpicks coaches like he’ll get a coach fired and then bring in a new one I think that uh I think their GM there um oh God Biz think of it he was with the Detroit Red Wings forever you got this Steve Eiserman no no no he’s there now I know I know Sergey federov Mike Babcock is it Ken Holland Ken Holland Ken Holland yeah so he won all those cups as a GM with u I’ll tell you a cool story about ask me about the Dallas Scouts after but he’s over in Edmonton now because he’s already form these unbelievable groups and knows what it takes so I feel like he’s done a good job of picking mcdavid’s brain from an like not too much like McDavid ain’t running show but understanding what they need in order to win I think he’s done a good job of of communicating with them so he’s done some of the trades and moves that he’s made too like bringing over over eckol and how he’s he got a Vander Kane who’s a big piece he’s only making like I think four and a half million bucks it was a risk bringing him in brought in Corey Perry so um love him but like this is all NHL drama [ __ ] where when he was having all of his success in Detroit I think contract time came up for the uh the Detroit scouting SC staff who had been pulling diamonds out of their ass in these late rounds where they were getting these generational players like datsuk Zetterberg the listco goes on of deep picks that they got that went on to be Hall of Famers and generational Talent where contract time was up and I don’t think they paid him or they they weren’t GI offering the scouts what they were worth based on how they were like they were finding them [ __ ] gems right so boom they they came back I mean think eventually with an offer and they said too bad too late and he went over to D they all went over to Dallas with Jim nil and Dallas drafting is [ __ ] unbelievable they they picked off ainger Robinson and uh hinan in the same [ __ ] draft in the first like 35 picks bo bo boom they got [ __ ] Wyatt Johnson Boom they got the stankoven kid boom they don’t [ __ ] miss these guys uh Thomas Harley out of nowhere like he’s like a fifth rounder boom Another one all guys in their lineup so I just love the behind the weed [ __ ] finding up I don’t I don’t dig for it I’m just kind of the like the goof who like now cuz I got like the podcast people that kind of just open up and tell me these stories where I’m like what that’s kind of crazy why would he just have paid him like he was picking them off all these gems like now Jim nil’s getting all these treats where in a hard cap era having guys on entry-level deals making 900 Grand Point like Wyatt Johnson that’s how you win cups look at when Chicago did it when they had Patty Kane and in Taves on that’s how they got their first one I think those guys were still on entry level yeah and no I mean you’re what you’re saying is like it is the interesting part of sports the the construction of a championship team is awesome to watch everything so many Dynamics it’s crazy how hard it is to win yeah and there’s so many talented people in hockey and that’s what makes it awesome and uh as far as all all the other coaches to have gotten where they got to now like Rob brymore in Carolina he um he won a Stanley Cup as a player and when I say that this guy didn’t cheat the game he he won’t even eat a carb he’s like the guy from globo gym like you know he is he shows up every day from like in a military sense he did as a player and he does it as a coach and he’s instilled such a winning culture in Carolina that it bleeds through his players it’s wild how like how teams take on the identity of their coach and I think that from what I’m hearing behind the scenes Ron Francis who I think he won a cup with in Carolina and who is like he’s a Hall of Famer he went to see Seattle I heard that they were trying to pick them off cuz Carolina is known as a bit of a cheap organization and a head coach like Rob bremore would make five I let’s say baru doesn’t sign with the Leafs I bet you they’d be prepared to pay him five and a half six million a year so I heard that as a head coach and they woo whooo yeah pay the scouts yeah pay the scouts so there was rumors that he was gonna pick them off in Seattle and I think those have been shot down because basically it’s coming to a point where Carolina’s gonna hand over whatever he kind of wants and they should they’d be idiots not to so the the list kind of goes on with these awesome head coaches yeah yeah and oh oh oh oh oh oh Rick toet Rick tett was on the panel with me with TNT I can’t forget my boy Rick toet that was a shattered culture in in with in kanuck land and they have these um they had good pieces so he got in there at the end of last year and turned them in from a non-playoff team and figured out the issues and bringing in other Amor Co amazing coaches like Adam foot who won a Stanley Cup with Colorado he’s his D coach uh he’s got uh Mike yo there who’s been around a long time he’s got the sadine brothers helping out as well as Sergey gonar so he assembled this awesome staff to come in and help work with all these players and fix all these problems and they went on to win the Pacific Division now they’re off to the the the the second round and but they’re going up against McDavid and a Juggernaut in the Oilers I don’t think they’re going to beat him but he did a masterful job in helping reestablish the culture as a head coach in such a short amount of time and he’s going to win the Jack Adams in my opinion and should for how he went and fixed the problem to win a division that has Vegas in it and Edmonton in it yeah so I I think it was the second hardest division to win and he and he won it and it’s a reason that they got an easier opponent in the first round and he did a great job in the first round as coach and I think he’s going to win coach of the year GL and forget my boy and he’s best boys with wo and he helped kind of with the friendship and they extended their arms to me and and I feel forever indebted to be able to like work on the panel and get to have work with them and then hear all these incredible behind the scenes crazy stories of of how it all works and how it all worked in the past yeah Biz what is a Canuck uh well they got a they got the it’s like a whale on the crest but uh I think well lingo it’s just like a Canadian oh there’s a knu ah he’s a kanuck yeah yeah K although uh not to be um insensitive to to like um Aboriginal like or what’s the the term the proper IND indigenous Community it might be a word from their Community because their logo does have an indigenous ties to it got it I believe so I don’t want to I don’t want to get it dead wrong that’s more of a a research question for Jake all right La last question Biz and and you are the best for is two 2:3 where you are right now so rack question R you know what though I’m so happy right now because I get to fly home for three days and I’m going to go see my dog Lloyd and I get to get to unplug a little bit man we’re always I mean look at you guys you’re dialed in all the time phones shout out uh roback shout out us roback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qips polos hoodies joggers shorts also very comfortable shirts roback.com promo code take all right my last question was a two a quick two-parter one did Wht uh podcast tonight uh wit podcasted and I okay good cuz he just had a baby today I was just going to bring that up congratulations man I just want to make sure he’s hockey tough cuz I podcasted the day my kids were born yeah I mean yes he’s a beauty he was unbelievable he had tons of energy and he only had two hours of sleep he’s a he’s a dog a dog like you but and then the last question um we do a thing during the playoffs on this podcast we have a period of the week do you have a nominee for period of the week I would say the third period in the in the leas Bruins game seven was my period of the week but you watched the most hockey I had overtime in that game you had overtime so what’s your period of the week as in what I thought the best period was yeah best period in the entire week yeah I would probably say uh uh Boston Toronto uh third period okay team scored it was yeah it was down to the wire uh there was the most chances I think of any period and yeah it was good good hockey and just so tense all the drama leading in yeah great period so much drama period of the week decided yeah all right well Biz you’re the best we’re gonna have you back on before the Stanley Cup you are the best we love you so much um I love you guys too enjoy your three days off you deserve it the only part of the story I forgot to tell about that girl though is Shawn Paul came on over the speaker and I go this guy’s Canadian and she goes no he’s not and I go yeah he is and then I leaned over to the table that’s how the table the other table conversation started and I said hey did you guys know Shawn Paul was Canadian and they all shook their head and agreed with me but he turns out he’s Jamaican so when she heard that I think she decided I don’t think I’m G to bang him sweetie and you’re not going to be cranking your [ __ ] off in the corner to him either let’s get the [ __ ] out of here this guy’s a dead beat um does it I love you guys all right see your days off Paul miss the net was brought to you by proper 12 here’s a proper Springtime pick proper 12 Irish Apple it’s a delicious blend of proper award-winning Irish whiskey with crisp fresh notes of Irish Apple it’s perfect neat or with a little ginger ale there’s no better Springtime sip pour the Roar with proper 12 pick up a bottle try it for yourself original rich and smooth proper 12 Irish whiskey or you can try crisp and fresh Irish Apple smooth to the core I love the Irish Apple great sipping whiskey if you like to pass the bottle around 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a Chevy truck and now here is Jerry oconnell okay we now welcome on uh one of our best friends in the whole world it is Jerry oconnell very very very very very very very special guest we tried to call you Jerry on Thursday night you didn’t pick up so now we have you in your Nicks Jersey in front of your uh Mason Anthony Mason rest in peace Anthony Mason rest in peace in front of your car what kind of car is that this is a delt 88 it’s in oldmobile in 1966 this is how we roll in New York bing bang Maxie yeah I just got a couple things I want to say to Maxi okay hey Maxi Tobias Harris had like two points down the stretch in every game he had more zero points last game then he had points bing bang yeah oh yeah casual six said gonna want to trade to buy Harris for one of those crumble cookies Bing Maxie how you feeling Maxie B it was a good win big off season for the Sixers big offseason for the Sixers we’re on to the off seon Jerry Jerry has I’m trolling him he’s like my baby reindeer Bing Bong Maxi yeah Jerry what where you’re you’re calling us from uh New York City right no I’m actually um I came back I was in New York yesterday uh Cal class yeah I’m I’m back home I I had to come back home but I had to tell my wife uh that I had a work uh oh man a work Zoom just came up so I drove to a park I this is like a mile away from my house this is this is a park that I’m in I had to come to a park and she was like a zoo like a war zoom on Sunday and I was like it’s crazy I missed it I was I was in New York bing bang Maxi J did you put your jersey on hey Maxi hey Maxi uh Maxi I want to say way to go and having Bing do big big Dom not getting banned from wels bgo Arena he was just there doing his job protecting protecting the new guys Cooper de Jean yeah yeah it was he didn’t touch any he didn’t touch any of the players way to go probably should have Jer Jerry when you left your house today and this sorry about that important Zoom meeting did did you put the Jersey on on your way out and you’re like sorry Bab no no I no no no I uh I’ll show you what I did I wore this I wore this on the way out and I snuck I snuck the jersey in my pocket hey sorry about that 900 p.m. start time there Maxi that was a little late maybe you should have had a couple sodas and stayed up Bing b i i i watch did watch the game yeah a couple sodas kept me up Jerry by the way question question for you Maxi uh how many of those 2,000 tickets ended up on the game time map for Nicks fans to find their seats Bing those were for First Responders those were for First Responders in Philadelphia Jerry I there’s we love First Responders we love First Responders we love First Responders and also prayers toor even if they sell their tickets on the game time app more power to them yeah and First Responders Jerry Jerry you got to remember First Responders saved Hamlin’s life facts absolutely absolutely absolutely shout out to First Responders but also shout out to Maxi’s Villanova for being the entire New York Nick Squad bing bang Maxi Jerry I bing Jerry you mentioned hocky Jerry you mention hocky Jerry right Hank Bing Bong Drake May has no footwork Hank he has no footwork bing bang hanky yeah he’s coming for you Hank he’s coming for you the Pacers first yeah Jerry Jerry you mentioned game let me ask you something Maxi back to Maxi hold on a second back to Maxi if the owners give away 2,000 tickets does that like is that like mess with the inflation just like a bomic or something Bing b First Responders First Responders if if you if you don’t like the 2,000 tickets you don’t like First Responders how’d that brick and for chicken work out for you B yeah this is a raising kan’s podcast Bing Bong Raising Kane Jerry I you mentioned game time you mentioned Raising Canes nothing makes me laugh harder than Jerry o Connell going harder for our sponsors than most of our employees you were tweeting about DK horse yesterday I couldn’t appreci I appreciate it so much you know I got to tell you full full disclose uh all awls and how is everybody and and Maxi I I do want to say um that series could have gone anyway I mean it was like down to the last couple seconds and it was uh listen as a Knicks fan it really is quite shocking that we made it out of that I mean it’s just not how it goes we’re we’re like we’re like the the Maple Leafs uh congrats cocky Hank thank you we’re like the Maple Leafs of the first round so we don’t even do it but it’s so funny about that DK horse app I mentioned earlier I was in New York my dad who is uh a man of a particular age loves the ponies loves the horses we’ve been to the Kentucky Derby a number of times and yesterday he was laid up in hospital and we were watching the Derby and I gotta tell you man being in awl I was like Dad uh there’s this app called DK horse and we can bet this and yesterday he was laid up this is not a joke he was hooked up to a heart monitor okay and he won a couple of races and you could see on the heart monitor as the horses were coming down the stretch it was like and that’s why I posted that thing about DK horse and blood flow you by the way DK horse saved my father’s life yeah how about that a fact that’s a fact it kept him going J what I also love about you is is how you uh you always talk about you know if your team is playing against like Hank’s team or against Max’s team you’re you’re on the talk and you do like a little sidebar to your audience and you’re like everybody say hi to Philly may say hi to Maxi I’m curious to know like how your how your audience reacts to that because you’re you’re trying to Hype him up for it do they know who Max is and if not how do you explain it to him okay so a lot of awls will not know this because they don’t have um uh what do they call it like regular TV like um St like cable what do you call regular TV yeah like cable yeah yeah um uh broadcast television you know um unless you’re Max and then your Direct TV goes out with two minutes left in the game in game six couldn’t get any any points in the last two minutes and you couldn’t get Direct TV bing bong Maxi um no um uh so no one knows what um part of my take is or the fact that I’m on there so when I shout out uh Max ailan dent and his Sixers they have no clue what I’m saying I mean it’s like it doesn’t mean anything to them yeah what Jerry when I congratulated Jerry on his hole-in one uh they were like oh your friend Jerry got a hole-in one they had no clue what I was talking about speaking of that show um can we talk through the yellow shirt I mean when I the yellow shirt yellow shirt yeah I wore a uh I wore a yellow shirt and um I posted about it did I what about the yellow shirt well it was just a it was a really bad shirt and you’re a good-look guy what were you trying to do were you trying to maybe bring yourself down so us mortals can be like oh we could look like Jerry okono if we just put on the worst yellow shirt possible um I um I have to have 150 I do 150 episodes a year so I have to get like 150 shirts and some of them I just order online and when they come in I mean I’m just I’m out of clean clothes you know yeah yeah it was the color of like a like a peep like a marshmallow peep yeah hey Maxi I see you let’s going on you crying just like Nick serani at the national an Bing we’re on the offseason it’s gonna be a big off seon Jerry are you hey question I got a question for Maxi Bing Bong hey Maxi coach serani he’s not calling defense he’s not calling offense what is his role Bing b uh he’s going to be a leader of men we just we got to see what happens this year I’m back in on birds back in on the serani train leader of men oh by the way um um oh God I didn’t tag Max in that uh Dove kimman posted that workout video of The Eagles I mean they look pretty good yeah still need a defense strong yeah first team to lift in the off season Jerry are you nervous at all about the Pacers because we really wanted to be we wanted to be you vers Hank and we want you to come and watch a game with us I do um I uh I’m very nervous about the pace there’s uh history there I was actually believe it or not this is not a bit I was at that Reggie Miller game at the choke game um and um it was a uh it actually shaped me it um it uh it made me put Sports in perspective um I was depressed for months after that and still to this day it’s it was like a traumatic experience it was a nightmare so I mean I I gotta say I I think the Pacers actually I know this is terrible to say as a Nick Anan and Nick ANS are going to come for me but I think we just get The Yips when we’re around them you know it’s a bummer it’s like uh it’s like uh it’s like the sixes or the Phillies or the Eagles in the final game bing bang Phillies best baseball yeah are the best so Jerry you’re not overlooking the Pacers is what you’re saying um not only am I not overlooking the Pacers Hey listen guys we’ve also come this far without Julius Randall I mean this is like this is incredible this has been a lot of fun not exciting time to be in New York’s van Rangers are clicking it’s like 94 all over again but um I listen uh you guys are also fans of franchises that have been through it I I don’t get my hopes up there’s a great New York bar here in Los Angeles I got to give it a shout out it’s called 33 Taps if you are a New York fan you got to come to it it is I’ve never seen the only place I’ve seen more Nicks fans is at the Garden itself it was so electric to just be in a different town and go to your home hometown bar it’s such a fun time it’s such a friendly Vibe there’s no there’s no there’s no fighting or anything it’s great what what uh are are you kneeling in the dirt right now yeah I am I was getting a cramp in my legs because I was trying to show my car off and I was squatting and I got like a sick cramp in the back of my leg in my uh my meat Flappers what did you call them Maxi Bing Bong what’ you call them your meat curtains big hang big hang clackers big meaty clankers big mey clackers big me Bing yeah so Jerry were you at MSG you know what I got to tell you something Bing Bong fiction boy you should put it inside it feels much better Bing b yeah put it in feel those Sugar Walls enough with that fraktion bing bang Max I see you did you go to a game did you go to MSG no I didn’t um I I have kids I have a wife I mean I can barely make this Zoom I had to lie about this Zoom I’m like hiding in a park people probably think I’m a predator it’s um I’m kneeling on my hands and knees in a public park you look so uncomfortable crazy yeah I hope your wife has like a a private detective that’s folling around she’s like I think he’s lying about where he’s going can you follow him and see what he’s up to and he’s just parking his car at an angle in a park and then getting on his knees screaming into a phone I think he’s on uh I think he’s on only fans yeah you you do look like you’re doing a weird photo shoot right now for by yourself if you’re if you walked by you’d be like why is this guy doing a photo shoot with his car I’m I’m a uh I’m an influencer in the wild um what else Max it was it was a good series Max I mean I’m kind of I’m kind of ribbing you it really could have gone either way it was always down to the last couple seconds I I I I I will say this um because my buddy um Ryan who’s the boss I don’t know if you’re remember last time I was on here he’s a big boss so we can’t say his last name Ryan did help me out with some of these uh Phillies facts um the guy I said the guy from don’t say what company he works for don’t please like I’m not even kidding because I’m talking about like meat Flappers and everything and I don’t want to coming back to him he’s like got stockholders to deal with and stuff right but um he’s he’s got a real job for a real place um he um he he helped me write some of he’s he’s like such a huge Philly fan and I got to tell you I do have such respect for those Philly fans they really they um they’re just such Rider d they they really are I mean then it’s it’s an it’s it’s an incredible town to play for which is why I gotta tell you which is why I I think that Tobias really screwed you guys I don’t think he is really a good fit in Philadelphia at all he’ll never play as a sixer ever again so that’s good yeah and and he and he shouldn’t you know it’s pretty easy if you play in a town like Philly and you show respect the town will respect you back yeah you know what I’m saying even if you’re going through tough times and um it uh I I I believe it cost you the series with the Knicks personally yeah you’re not wrong you’re not wrong Jerry so are you uh how do you feel about the return a cocky Hank and it might be Nick’s Celtics in the Eastern Conference Final yeah he should be cocky I mean I know you guys are talking about the NBA but this is a football podcast remember that this is a football podcast first and foremost and Drake may I don’t know I wouldn’t be too cocky with that footwork Bing Bong yeah yeah don’t get too cocky Hank this is a football podcast he’s right he’s right um all right Cherry I have I have one last question because I know you got to go uh watch a movie with your is it a rback question it’s a roback question I a roback I I know you got to go watch r h o b a c k r h o b a u k c e roback however they spell it by the way of all your sponsors that I shout out that Robo spelling that’s the weirdest what’s the deal with that Bing Bong roback the roback question RH o bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzip polos hoodies joggers I know you have to go like a spelling be I know you have to go watch uh the Ryan Gosling movie with your supermodel wife um know and we don’t yes yeah you do have to go do that but I had one question and listen not a former supermodel once a supermodel always a supermodel I don’t want to hear any of that former supermodel stuff you said that to me just to let you know how cool big cat is everybody he wrote that your said I got to go see this Ryan gos movie I bought tickets and like my whole family’s excited and I have to go sit there and make like I’m into it and then I lied and said I had a work Zoom that I had to come do but uh I said I gotta go see this movie with my um he said with your super bottle wife and I wrot for supermodel and Dan cat’s Dan big cat wrote um what supermodel always a supermodel it really made me laugh that’s facts that’s facts put some respect on her name um my last question is you so we have a side text me you and PFT and you’ll send us stuff uh that you see on Instagram and the last like three or four things youve sent us on Instagram have been uh luxury condos in Chicago are you are you are you thinking about moving and maybe maybe joining Powers maybe Avengers like you you come to the office every day oh man I gotta tell you um it’s just uh that Gold Coast area of Chicago for some reason it’s in my algorithm right now uh just like um anything going on with Sixers or or Drake M’s footwork um it just comes into my feed all the time and some of those apartments look gorgeous I mean I would love it yeah I mean listen I’m here in La everybody else is leaving yeah yeah they call it the Viagra Triangle yeah right well we should we should maybe just get you an apartment and annoy are Nicks fans for that I want to apologize to the rest of the league and like Nicks fans just yelling Bing Bong all the time it’s so annoying no but you guys haven’t won anything in such a long time enjoy know we we got another seven days of it then it’ll be over trust me and then we’ll be uh and then we’ll be humble Hank again yeah [ __ ] I got such a cramp on my legs Jesus all right Jerry you’re the best go go go enjoy the movie put your shirt put your civilian clothes back on you’re the best and we’ll when it gets to Nick Celtics we’ll have you back on yeah thanks a lot uh good luck in the um postseason Hank you see you Jerry bye Jerry bye 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part of it I respected that he didn’t want any part of it he had to go up there but he did he did the bare minimum uh but tell us how how’ you feel I loved it I thought it was it was very funny it was good to see you know the boys back together having a good time laughing with each other grank busting balls bich being there was great I thought he actually did really well considering you know he’s Bill bich he’s not the the most outgoing guy garious yeah his his joke about uh the uh how it’s the roast of Tom Brady if you miss the roast of Bill Bel it was called the Dynasty on uh Apple TV was great and amandola like am and DOA took some shots at him in the Dynasty and he he made sure to get back at him being like you know you had 200 yards next year 250 yards yep yeah I think that’s the reason Bill showed up was just to roast Danny amandola that hurt am yeah you could tell that hurt him yeah also grank was awesome the best groon was awesome because grank very obviously wrote his own material yeah which is the most grank thing ever and all his material was like Kevin Hart is here he’s gay uh Julian you’re gay Tom you’re gay too Julian you’re really gay remember when Tom went to Tampa and then he had a 1300 mile dick to [ __ ] Bill bich well Julian spit on it yeah Julian was that was gay lubing it up cuz Julian you’re really gay and Tom you were so gay that was and he also grank just I said afterwards I would pay money for an inside the NFL uh type show of Just grank miked up throughout that entire roast ISO cam on him because no one in the world has ever had a better I don’t know why I’m laughing but I think this is funny face than Rob gronowski he would look around at everybody while he was laughing to see if somebody was going to interpret the joke for him right say but he he does seem like the best guy to go to a roast with ever Jules crushed it Jules was really good yeah Jules was awesome um I thought Nicki Glazer was the best because anytime you have a roast like the professional comedians you can just see why they’re professional comedians their delivery is just different uh she was fantastic I thought Ben Affleck was the weirdest and worst it was really strange he was like you you [ __ ] at home have the nerve to comment on Tom Brady it was a Tom Brady roast and he spent 10 minutes yelling about like an anonymous Bills fan yeah it was so bizarre I don’t know what that was he was he was definitely the VP rooster um surprised would know Bill Burr yeah Bill Burr would have been good would have been great he probably respected Tom too much to do it that was the that was the weird thing is like there was a bunch of comedians there that didn’t really have connection I know you have to fill it with comedians but yeah Bill Burr would have been great um yeah uh Tom Brady I think had the best joke of the night though which one Kim Kardashian in the front row oh yeah he’s like she’s uncomfortable to be here yeah because her kids at are at home with her dad yeah and she was like why the [ __ ] did you say that that that’s a good joke though she kind of looked but she kind of looked yeah she kind of was like we were GNA [ __ ] I I also like how they just booed they booed the [ __ ] out of [ __ ] out of her yeah the um yeah bledo was actually bledo was probably the best non-c comedian non- Julian edelin roster Ro Jules were G to give number one uh non-c comedian uh I also cuz his Alex Guerrero line was good too uh I also Randy Moss redneck yeah uh I also loved that bill belich got up there and for no reason just started roasting his offensive lineman yeah like they no one was talking about Matt Light and he was just like let me get some in on Matt Light he did a solid five minutes it’s like he just got back into coaching yeah it was great it was great just like breaking down film you I had to tell you to shut the [ __ ] up so many times yeah I I was surprised no one did a Willie mcginness uh fight joke that was weird yeah uh but they probably didn’t want to get beat up I I could actually see Tom Brady taking this as like all the criticism all the jokes to heart and being like I [ __ ] hate everybody now yeah like I despise all you guys there was a couple moments where I was like is he gonna it felt uncomfortable in the room they made one Robert Craft massage joke and Tom said stop shut down I I don’t know if that was a bit or if that was real might have been real cuz they didn’t make another one yeah and uh yeah there was a couple there’s a couple divorce jokes the who did the one someone talked about uh karate and instructor I can’t remember how it went but it was beating your ass while eating your wife yeah eating your wife’s ass yeah that’s right I think that was Nicki Glazer right yeah I think it was she was she [ __ ] rocked and right off the bat I think Kevin Hart at the start made the first karate instructor jokeing he was like yeah you thought didn’t think anything was weird when she she’s been a white belt for five years the I I’m just happy because it feels like roast might be back like that was a legitimately very good roast yeah it was a little long and there was a couple people that probably uh didn’t need to go up there but for the most part like we watched the whole thing we were laughing the whole time yeah it was good I thought it was very good and hopefully roast her back roast her back I would have liked to see Eli come out instead of pton that would have been good I there’s a reason Nick fos wasn’t invited yeah he hates Nick F of the documentary they he probably told people because any excuse me anytime they brought up the Eagles it was about the Eagles team nobody said Nick folos yeah Brady was like there’s two things you can’t joke about Robert Craft’s massage therapy and then don’t say the [ __ ] words Nick Foles yeah and then and the someone did make some Philadelphia joke I think Brady made some Philadelphia jokes at the end and Max was just like terrible they were pretty funny he didn’t you didn’t get the one about Kevin Hart whatever yeah it was a Kevin Hart joke and Brady did a 911 joke he did yeah it was a Drew bledo joke but it was yeah two Jets hitting through bledo yeah which is that the whole reason Brady got in was because that game was delayed because of 911 it restarted bled so gets hurt now we have Tom Brady yeah I bet you that was pretty cathartic for Drew bledo oh yeah just sit there and watch everyone roast him he was like he was like I [ __ ] hate you like you’re like yeah he probably does yeah probably really does hate him uh so overall pretty good yeah I thought it was great it was and fights fights there our guy fights was there what do you think about Tom Brady’s look now you think he looks good I think he looks great he looks like um the Fox Graphics when they do the animations of the players the cartoon ones but he’s that all the time yeah somebody put it perfectly he looks like gay Tom Brady yeah it’s a little weird I think it looks great okay I mean yeah it’s a little weird what I think it’s pretty cool that about half the roasters were have been on the show yeah there were a lot there were a lot of them I would have liked to see Shane go uplet yeah that’s true we have a ton of those guys Shane would let’s think oh uh Jewel obviously gr Willie Ross never had Tom yeah we need to get Randy well we’ve had Randy Moss the other we’ve had Randy Moss on the show yes it would have been great if Randy Moss our Randy Moss was there Andrew right y Andrew Schultz yep yeah we’ve had Dan Dana yeah yeah he did he got his 60 seconds um Payton yeah Rich Eisen who got rich definitely was like make sure the camera on me lot of camera time yeah uh but yeah good good roast roast are back I’ll have Kim on the show too I will have Kim on the show as well yeah we won’t make any jokes about Kanye but we but maybe we will because that was such a hot look he gave Tom Brady we also might talk about Taylor Swift yeah that was a hot look she definitely was like we’re [ __ ] later and I’m going to be angry about it and I’d like to watch a lot of OJ jokes too a lot of OJ jokes OJ caught a few Strays yeah Dam and Aaron Hernandez oh Aon got roasted I the the biggest stray of the night was Antonio karti when Tom was like my my career has lasted this long when I started this happened and Antonio karti only had one kid and you you have to I I think like Antonio karti kid jokes you have to really be an NFL fan yeah it was a room of a lot of comedians who were like huh kar’s at home with a living room of of 10 kids and he just he’s watching this think like this is awesome everyone’s making fun of Tom Brady yeah and then he just takes a stray and all kids like was it me or the about me yeah uh all right good show boys we got a very special guest coming Wednesday by the way very spe legend of the game uh someone we talked about Masters week a lot uh okay Max have you ever gotten this no Shane and pug how awesome was Shane and pug how awesome was the uh was the party it was awesome without Max and Hank There party was awesome p P’s house is awesome pug pug pft’s house is awesome again I went I went to every single room P pug is the man pug was pug was the guest of honor by far there yeah Shane was trying all new stuff having a margarita yeah he had tequila for the first time I made a Mita Shane’s not a real human being he’s he’s basically like he he’s in Ceno man he’s never had McDonald’s he’s not a real human being he never had Chipotle until like two years ago or a year ago yeah isn’t that weird he doesn’t have Chinese food what was he what were you picking Shane what what was Shane picking out of his food the other day he was picking something out of his food what don’t you like you you didn’t like something you’re just picking it all out can it’s like rice or something I don’t know your the day what food I I can’t remember you’re just picking was it the Costa Rican yeah maybe like peppers and stuff yeah you didn’t he didn’t like peppers were Peppers it was bell peppers and like sauteed onions he’s like I don’t like yeah uh okay numbers eight 26 three 18 let’s go 12 for Tom Brady 99 pug 21 Max you ever gotten this I already answered this question what was the answer you can go back and check what was the answer I let’s pretend that I just tuned in what was the answer no he’s saying no right now he’s never gotten it two two two love you guys

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  1. We need to a dialogue for the JOC GOAT debate he’s running laps around the field right now, these guys only come around once in a generation. As fans of the sport we need to appreciate his greatness while he’s still playing.

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