#623 – Matt Lodge’s Trip To Turkey, Ebanie Bridges’ Only Fans & ANZAC Day 2 Up Strategies

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00:00 – Vale Terry Hill
5:25 – Undies
9:17 – Hyundai
23:56 – Arj Barker
40:05 – ANZAC Day
46:50 – Matt Lodge’s Hair
1:01:07 – Bulldog’s Lawsuit
1:08:44 – Josh Schuster
1:14:22 – Ebanie Bridges
1:24:35 – Dribbles

you are listening to the hall sport
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podcast what’s up punters and dribblers
welcome
back just going to say to about even
it’s the H sport podcast it’s the home
unqualified opinion on wavering bias sad
news just come across our desk Terry
Hill manly Legend Premiership winner
rugby league Legend passed away in the
Philippines I believe age of 50
Something sorry mate let’s put that down
re it’s a habit I know don’t interrupt
me Terry Hill thing I know which that’s
what Terry I mean you probably could
have just dealt with it until the tesar
chart was finished you know what I mean
no well you’ve disrespected him uh
coming from the man sad incessant
playing with the well listen that’s just
a that’s a that’s a tick that’s a tick I
have and now you’re attacking people
with ticks so you’re a real piece of
[ __ ] to start the podcast sorry everyone
um yeah Terry Hill 4 origins 4 origins
Premiership with Manley 250ish games or
around there
um [ __ ] 100,000 phenomenal ads for
lows that was his best work almost he uh
he said that that
lisp seriously low prices you know what
I mean it’s not bad listen I can I can
drop into aisp if I have to um I
actually worked with this daughter back
in the day like I didn’t know her super
well but she was always very lovely um
and he’s young as [ __ ] dude it’s
sad in his 50s I think Will said and and
um I think
he oh May been over in the Philippines
like doing charity work or something
like just a terrible news thoughts and
thoughts and prayers with the family yep
uh we’ve lost a winner lost a great a
Premiership winner that’s right the New
South Wales great is it him and gardy
that photo where they’re right up in
each other’s [ __ ] face in origin
yep that’s a ripper that’s one of the
great origin shots it is and those those
Lo ads I mean let’s just not gloss over
no no they were like they were iconic
Australian tv ads can you just fine
please tuer if you haven’t already when
we stop watching them when you just stop
seeing them it’ll just be they they you
know they’re still around they’re still
around now but like you know by I know
that but I’m saying when when they’re
gone that’ll
really well but like I mean [ __ ] put
your put your put your reasonably priced
[ __ ] fleeces out for Terry Hill you
know what I mean
put your competitively priced [ __ ]
flanos out if you’ve got a 10xl laying
around a big fle yeah you know probably
had to kill 60 or 70 Lambs to to get the
job done I’d be shocked if there’s any
real wool in there um Terry Hill and
Bill haran Bill was in there as well
shout out to Bill friend of the show Big
Man big man come on Billy we couldn’t
miss the long weekend sale L peep of
track pants slash to 9.95 50% off P of
fleece slash to 9.95 Fresh undies every
day seven pack $4.95 a five pack will do
me up to 50% off all sports Coke slash
to 99 bucks save five bucks on bizly
Countryman shirt slash to
$24.95 washing W TRS is only 25 bucks
where big darl getting 30% off all big
men at better hook on the trailer Bill
[ __ ] Terry Terry good act that he was
performative there he was in a great way
you give those on
you give those those lines to a your
modern day rugby league player and they
suck now they gave Terry every [ __ ]
word with an s in it there to play off
his yeah but he stands up and delivers
he goes I don’t care make fun of me Lis
be bro I don’t give a [ __ ] re watchable
B sh PS no [ __ ] that’s tough that’s a
tough carry having your mouth do that
every time you try to say yes
like what was it reable me I’m your
[ __ ] SP Rew wasable me sh pants
[Music]
Lo’s [ __ ] shout out to Lowe’s for
going shout out let’s get the guy with
the speech impediment and get him to
[ __ ] rip I tell you what though $25
slacks sports jacket $99 dude dude
that’s [ __ ] what are we talking about
I know it’s 2004 but still inflation
Sports coost you’re still getting a deal
yeah yeah you’re still getting a deal
that’s a that’s a smart Sports Cod 10
pack of Bill haran did not say five yeah
Bill didn’t have a [ __ ] word with an
s in it that whole thing yeah I know
well they were stitching up Terry no
they not even stitching him up they know
what works mate that’s half the no joke
dude that’s half the reason Those ads
[ __ ] were so good was that you had
one of the great lisps in Australian TV
history just lisping all just lisping
for for days and you had
characters you know rugby league
identities yeah Terry H one of those
very sad very sad sorry to his family
it’s [ __ ] awful
um what do you do what do you do um um
anyway shout to Terry shout out to Li
yeah shout out
to put out your [ __ ] reasonably
priced rewash slacks yeah put them out
put out your sports coats for $9 put
your $99 Sports coats put out your 10
pack of undies yeah I only need
five no I don’t know about that at Le at
no I won’t I’m already [ __ ] you know
my 50 pack of undies I got they’re
already starting to like disappear on me
they’re not falling apart the ones that
are still with us but like they’re dis
appearing
now just to let you peek behind the
curtain of my life with my wife Steph
who my mother-in-law was like you tell
too much about your life on there uh did
she listen she she listened to when I
was on that Dad the two doting dad’s
podcast yeah and I was telling the story
about the bines [ __ ] when she dumped
me before bar which is an old Goldie
she’ just seen it on Instagram and she’s
like you’re tell stories about her
dumping you I’m like yeah she [ __ ]
dumped me bro she’s getting it and
anyway I was the ass all there um where
was I andies she does the washing the
clothes washing we’ve got like
designated rolls in the house I’m
kitchen man kitchen clean come to me
dishes bench tops stoves at Al so it’s
not misogynistic of me to say that when
my undies aren’t there there’s only one
person to
blame yep cuz there’s rolls and now I’m
just trying to work out my und’s going
missing or is Steph not doing the
washing
I can’t you
know listen if she’s an efficient woman
she’s a phenomenally efficient woman so
I don’t think that it would be the case
of her not doing it I’m I’m going to
back her in she’s also a uh hard worker
she’s got a fuckload on a plate that’s
by The Bu I’m just I’m just calling it
as I said it in terms of efficiency and
is she the sort of woman that’s going to
keep rolling out load after load I think
she is she is that’s what I think no she
is so now we have to ask the question
where are the undies going because we
know the loads are getting put on
yep are you putting them somewhere buddy
are you just throwing them into the
[ __ ] corner where she can’t find them
there’s a there’s every chance have you
got have you got someone nicking him off
the line his old mate next door nicking
him Hans Hans wouldn’t do that I’m a
much what about the other side I don’t
think Kate’s doing it or War sorry I
don’t think he’s doing it I’m too big
for them anyway
you know what I mean they they stiffing
them
well they could be that’s probably the
only realistic or the other the other
explanation I was going to provide
outside of keor was a sniffing him
is that unies and socks do just get the
[ __ ] up and go yeah they do be and I’ve
always thought that if you were to put
yourself into the mind of a sock or an
undy that’s one of the tough carries on
the human body you’re either settle up
against a nut sack you’re you’re getting
you’re getting you know skitted out the
ass or you got to be on some bl’s
stinking feet for like what 12 hours a
day and jammed into a shoe if you were a
claustrophobic sock life would be tough
oh my God forget Guantanamo no dude GMO
you put a [ __ ] you put a you put a a
sock with a bad case of claustrophobia
into a shoe for the entire day into a
into a into a man that sweat so he’s
moist the sock he’s he’s claustrophobic
locked away in a tight cell and just
ring all day long yeah it’s no it’s no
surprise that they [ __ ] is it any
wonder they get up and [ __ ] off is it
any Wonder no no it’s not because socks
do disappear that’s a fact of life socks
worse than undies socks are [ __ ]
ridiculously
bad I hope they’re wherever they are
wherever they’ve snuck off to some unies
unies will hang around they a lot more
than the sock for sure socks will [ __ ]
off yeah unbelievable so listen I hope
that answers your question yeah I look I
don’t even know what the question was
but I’m sure that it would have it would
have answered something somewhere look
quick quick little thing as well not an
ad but I just have to shout
out uh High UND die who have come in
[ __ ] clutch for for a man without a
car
and it’s real
like you know I’m not I’m I’m not going
to lie to Y it’s a nice it’s a nice perk
that I’ve never experienced before but
they’ve come in and they’ve [ __ ] lent
daddy a an electric car an EV an EV dude
never really driven one driven I think a
[ __ ] uh Tesla or whatever
once Maddy and the and the team at
Hyandai yep which one mcari Park their
head office yep mty in the team Matty in
the team good people in there [ __ ] mate
I uh good people in at high I wigged out
that I’ve already I may have already run
a red light I’ve had it for like 20
minutes well you and it’s double Dem
merits it wouldn’t be double Dem merits
yet would it was on the roads they were
saying double Dem merits everywhere
fingers crossed I may have already run a
red light yeah from today till Sunday
double dezes today till Sunday [ __ ] can
I ask you saying y did you make it or
not cuz you know you always know I think
I’m okay you always know you don’t
always you do the thing is I don’t know
I don’t know what the threshold is all
the time like cuz usually if if this is
my threshold if you’re not over the line
and it’s if you’re not over the line and
it goes from Orange to Red if I’m over
but if I’m over the line you’re fine you
think I’m all right [ __ ] O Okay 100%
okay well I hope to Christ cuz that
wouldn’t be a good look and then I think
you do get a pinch more leeway on top of
that just having assessed people run red
lights before and and the cameras go off
they they they’re pretty deep they’re
pretty deep into it this the the the the
split decision camera I think always
goes with the uh benefit of the doubt to
the attacker yeah benefit of the doubt
to the attacker that’s right I mean if
you went upstairs and really had a Ganda
maybe you’re in trouble but I reckon if
you even if you got half the car over
the line it goes red you good to good
you you good go thank God there’s no
video referees box it off traffic light
because they don’t make great decisions
well there sort of is because you can
you can you can get up the photo and see
where you are I mean in the
moment yeah in the moment head cuz I’m
partial to running an orange which is
technically stop or at least slow down
like a late orange prepare to stop isn’t
it prepare to stop but you’re not
supposed to speed up for an orange I
listen I’m not encouraging dangerous
driving I will and I think we all do at
times and this is a place of honesty
here sometimes speed up for an hour
orange how dialed do you think
your orange light to distance to the
speed you’re going at how well do you
think you’ve got them dialed I think I’m
pretty good in terms of like can I make
this light yeah I’m pretty good I I said
it in a in a weirder way but you know
what I’m talking about can I make this
cuz cuz you’re going a certain speed
it’s on a certain Road you know you’ve
got a certain distance to to make it
sometimes a lot of it has to do with the
mood you’re in as well like if I’m in a
[ __ ] bad mood I’m trying to make
every light also it can it can depend
what sort of Road you’re on because what
I find Tom is that Red’s
Cascade so once you hit one they’ll
start coming through you’re get stuck
you’re going to get stuck and you’re
going to [ __ ] feel it whereas if you
you make that first orange if you make
that first orange and then give us some
then you’ll start to make a few more and
then all of a sudden you the problem
sometimes as well when you’re like oh I
can make this and the car in front of
you and you’re now trying to assess is
the car in front of me a giant [ __ ]
who’s not going to make this have they
got the balls yeah and not about doing
something illegal here but just more
about like can you cuz sometimes people
are like the second they see an orange
they’ll stop immediately yeah like
that’s not how it that’s not how it
works well maybe it is but I don’t
you’re not supposed to speed up to the
orange no which I’m not condone I’m not
and I listen now that I am a you know a
friend of the Hy Andi people the great
people at Honda mcari Park I won’t be
speeding up to Orange lights either I
just want that known spit up to an
orange I want that on the public record
no neither I I do however have I think a
well lubricated sense for when a light
will turn red yeah well there it’s I
mean it would really [ __ ] you if if all
the times were different well that would
be silly right that wouldn’t help people
I wonder what it is can we look up that
what do you reckon it is let’s
guess so once it starts to go once it
starts orange to when it goes to Red how
long do you reckon that is 5 to 10 one
misses Missippi
Mississippi Orin
five four four and a half seconds
four and it’s different sitting here in
the seat when you’re not out there on
the road vibing it
yeah it’s pretty good Four’s not that
much either no it’s not but it’s a bit
more than you might think but it’s also
good to know see if it was three Havoc
but you go okay I’ve got four good
owners to stray in seconds here not to
push it but just before it goes red yeah
that’s based on like a 60 like roads up
to 60k an hour if it’s any quicker the
orange light is um longer I’m just
really excited now I’m an EV guy to just
[ __ ] take a little bit of [ __ ] the
carbon footprint off you know what I
mean I’m just starting to trying to do
my bit for the environment you know what
I mean yeah it’s good of you man just
trying to you know just a bit you know
we the big pack C the big the big
indicator will be what you get next cuz
if you go AV next you care for the
environment but if you rock up in a big
[ __ ] thirsty truck thirsty MK you
know sh to Thirsty M’s greatest export
export I’ll wear
that no it’s David pegy anyway uh yeah
that’ll be the that’ll be the because
you can sit here and talk as much
[ __ ] [ __ ] as you want but you’ve been
given a car whilst you’re in limbo it’s
how you act next I listen all I’m saying
is it’s nice to be able to the
environment’s given me so much right
like I had fruit for breakfast given you
everything like you know it’s giving me
apples it’s giving me bananas and what
hasn’t mother given you she’s given you
I am now wanting to give a little bit
back to mother to Mother yeah I’m not
talking Taylor Swift so that it’s a nice
that’s like a nice thing that I’m did
she get called Mother by her fans yeah
is that right yeah which is [ __ ]
weird I didn’t know that sort of etch
and creepy yeah no it is it’s etch and
creepy and weird how about her [ __ ]
releasing a 30 song album what a
psychopath Have you listened to any of
them I only listen to that one where
it’s apparently [ __ ] on Kim
Kardashian didn’t like it I mean I’m not
a Taylor Swift fan so I’m not yeah but
like some some of her songs are like
yeah that’s I don’t yeah but I mean like
some songs are meant to be like you know
uh [ __ ] pop bangers and then someone
more like I’m just making a statement
she seems to [ __ ] just [ __ ] on people
in all their songs and I don’t care like
that’s the same as Like Rappers dis
tracks and [ __ ] who they all seem to be
doing a lot of and I don’t truly
understand but like she just seems to sh
like if you [ __ ] double cross T Swift
like you’re in trouble there seems to be
a lot of beef out there yeah in the
world now I was under the impression she
was going after Kim cuz
Kim edited a voicemail and released it
to TMZ yeah that was very [ __ ] up that
was very [ __ ] up
behavior um and the title has like her
letters the capital only capital
capitalized very sneaky thank you thank
you Amy I think and then it says Kim
capitalize very UNS subtle uh huge beef
David porno is pumped up well he is El
pre [ __ ] loves Taylor Swift big
Swifty huge Taylor Swift Guy where are
we we’re just me we’re [ __ ] we’re
sitting inside like that ship at the sea
we’re sitting here on a podcast enjoying
each other’s company on a Wednesday
ahead of Anzac Day
we’ll get we’ll get to Anzac I just
wanted to just wanted to tick something
off with you you see that ship there yep
you see those big ships on Shogun at the
start do you ever feel an urge when you
watch movies like that Pirates of the
Caribbean uh maybe that movie with
Russell crow in it Master and
Commander do you ever do you ever feel
like just being on one of those ships
just for a moment like I don’t need to I
don’t only a moment I don’t need to go
from England to Australia I’m saying
that and I don’t need to be fighting
pirates in the [ __ ] Caribbean
but I am also I sometimes think about
sitting up the back with the captain
having some huge face drinking rum like
at se oh you want to just get [ __ ] up
on a boat right okay you know I mean see
how it goes they got those boats in
Sydney har you can go and get maggot on
a boat I’m sure I’m sure you can do that
no but I don’t want to go see like a
museum version I’m talking about back
then authentic yeah I uh you know you
got you got [ __ ] laying around with
scurvy and want to see that I don’t
don’t want to be on the scurvy boat I
reckon again you just you just dropped
in for a moment yeah but that’s like
anything right drop me back for
dinosaurs for a moment like that boat on
Shogun looked like a [ __ ] awful time
cuz they didn’t know how to sale at the
end at the start at the start it would
have been pretty good yeah right sure
listen I get it I’d like to do a lot of
things in the past if you can just make
one that’s up to to to code not up to to
code up to standard of like uh the time
I’ll just get on
that and we can go for a little
paddle and you can [ __ ] smash a bunch
of rums with the captain and maybe we’ll
get someone with scy on wear big hats
with feathers in them yeah and we’ll get
someone we’ll get a couple of people
with scurvy on there just for the we had
shingle pretty close is it scurvy and
shingles I always saw as brother and
sister I think that the scurvy
malnutrition shingles is like [ __ ]
chickenpox man nutrition yeah but it’s
chickenpox I don’t know I’m not saying
you’re wrong either I’m just I thought
that scurvy was like genuine
malnutrition mine’s a bit more mine when
I had it was more chickenpox related I
don’t know though jeez that was Grim
wasn’t it shingles is like a viral
infection that causes a rash and scures
from a lack of um vitamin C specifically
but malnutrition and is that why like
that I always found it strange why would
you just bring a [ __ ] shitload of
orange juice right so
I almost answered I almost
answered I almost get I was close to
biting there didn’t they used to take
like keeps of lemons and limes and [ __ ]
isn’t that sort of the thing that like
would help scurvy well oranges would go
off after [ __ ] a week well they all
would right you know but is there
something that
would is that why Papa had spinach I
thought he had Papa cuz he wanted to be
big and strong yeah but maybe he was
maybe because was suuck on limes and
stuff um especially for their
gums brush your teeth yeah right get
some Colgate on pirate
ship yeah running water on a pirate ship
yeah so dumb dude how much water would
you have to bring on a [ __ ] [ __ ] like
that would be most of what you’re
bringing right but they’re also bringing
cows and [ __ ] they’re bringing animals
bro they’re bringing all kinds of
[ __ ] [ __ ] on I understand but like
water you cannot survive without
see would they be growing crops and [ __ ]
up on the deck no way why not I don’t
know and listen usually when I tell you
you’re a [ __ ] idiot for these sorts
of things you end up being right it just
doesn’t feel like that was their motorer
randai well how long would it take to
get to Australia 9 months or something
yeah I know if you’re not growing some
[ __ ] yeah maybe a little bit but like
the Salty Sea a would it kill it yeah
the salt water yeah yeah you couldn’t
grow anything no that Seb over there
helping us for people who are wondering
because Cody totes does have a mic now
doesn’t seem like he’s happy with the m
he just sits back and doesn’t [ __ ]
the mic’s not even on he’s sit back and
so he’s you know even near your mic
what’s going on I don’t want to come in
too hard too early look I’m not even
saying come in but I mean like your M
you could have your mic sitting next to
you just look like you’re enthusiastic
it seems like you don’t really want to
be here it’s all you need to do mat just
be enthusiastic you know I’ll be better
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there was this yarn that came across my
desk the other day of comedian arj
Barker um doing a show in Melbourne
Melbourne Comedy Festival and the
headline was like comedian kicks [ __ ]
mother and baby out of comedy show and
obviously these days in media it’s
always about the salacious headline but
also
like some [ __ ] comedian doing
something bad to a mom or whatever like
anyway as the stories progress can you
please try and find this Mother’s
interview on the
project this mom’s come into a [ __ ]
comedy show with a 9-month-old
baby seven
seven who like at that what are you
looking at you right just looking at my
Palms yeah right you good you happy with
them I am okay so far yeah yeah um
Public’s quaking
not even a sweat brother even
sweating well he sweats he like he
naturally sweats so that’s oh I run hot
but it’s got nothing to do with the
plants I’m not
worried sure please continue I don’t
want to I mean if there’s any more Palm
stuff you want to get to I know that you
know you like to yeah they’ been out in
the Su day yeah and they had a drink
they had a drink boys are thirsty you
just is it just straight water you put
any sort of like mixture in there no
just water for now but uh there might be
some liquid fertilizer on the way oh
yeah okay how many weeks are we in one
just one okay good send these boys to
[ __ ] Mars dou what do you mean this
liquid n this liquid fertilizer going
send to Mars well we haven’t terraform
Mars you think that’s going to be good
for him you could though with this
liquid fertilizer we have to just nuke
the [ __ ] ice caps my P
is that it yeah oh [ __ ] [ __ ] page of
piss man read a
book just nuke the yeah well you get all
that you get all that [ __ ] uh that
liquid in the atmosphere there’s [ __ ]
shitloads of water down there yeah get
up there get into it was
frozen not for much longer no no not if
you nuk the bastard those bastards how
long does it take to get in nuked the
[ __ ] Mars that’s the problem six
months six
months so not long not that long not if
you send it now Galactic terms well but
you send it now it’s said by [ __ ]
chist Galactic tours not long no not
long at all no
[ __ ] not long
no are there nukes in space is that a
bit Punchy flying [ __ ] nukes up to
space Oh well listen mate America’s got
a space call so you’d have to ask them
but they’ve got oh as in like uh not a
reactor up there you mean like a no as
in like you know there’s the Navy
there’s space
force space force yeah right y um
there’s BLS up there with guns and oh
[Music]
yeah no they’ have [ __ ] that’ have
that would have uh [ __ ]
up space weapons already up there you
reckon f a nuke to space is pretty
[ __ ] Punchy like if it if the plane
fluck [ __ ] well I can’t I can’t say for
sure that there’s a n c
there uh anyway anyway arj Barker kicks
his mom out of a [ __ ] comedy show and
she goes on like a meteor offensive
being like cu the kid wouldn’t shut the
[ __ ] up in this comedy show and he’s
like listen you got to go she’s gone to
all these [ __ ] like current affair
project pissing and moaning about the
fact she’s been kicked out apparently
the so the the simple facts are she
takes a seven-month old kid into a
comedy who doesn’t need to be there not
breastfeeding and will not shut up kid
won’t stop winging and on the ticket she
and she stays in there no she T well
yeah she stays in there when the kid’s
being noisy that’s on the ticket mortify
on the ticket it’s like no one under 15
should be in here and she’s going well
[ __ ] that I’m that’s mortifying to me to
be to to exist in a space for that long
when I can get the [ __ ] out of it with a
scramming kid is not me having a
screaming having children myself
screaming children are the [ __ ] worst
when you’re in a scenario where it’s
like like on a plane or anywhere where
you’re like oh God I’m severely like
impacting people’s way like ability to
enjoy this themselves what medor Outlets
took this bird
on obviously Lefty hour Channel 10
Channel n the project
yes now there was a the funny thing was
on the project have you got it yeah on
the project they’re like oh are you okay
they’re so [ __ ] up their mom’s doing
the interview with the kid and the kid
won’t shut the [ __ ] up and they ask the
[ __ ] kid to [ __ ] off in the interview
[ __ ] shut up oh the irony dude oh that’s
so good and what they’re s sitting there
codling her the whole time I haven’t
seen this
dude tell take some scrolling it’s like
a six minute interview but we’ll
can you find it and just tell us when
you found it yeah so they’re sitting
there going you poor thing and then they
ask the kid to go in exactly the same
circumstances they go on on both
interviews apparently this kid wouldn’t
shut the [ __ ] up and then thankfully
because you know the way the world is
these days sometimes I just think that
like and allow me to get my [ __ ] Sky
News hat on here um allow me to get my
my father’s hat on um but you know the
way the is sometimes you just see the
reactions of people and you don’t it
doesn’t make sense to you like how the
[ __ ] so I fully expected that there was
going to be like a ground s support for
this mother but it’s been overwhelmingly
like that is the most entitled [ __ ] I’ve
ever heard in my life why would Dave say
to this I wonder Dior yeah he probably
hates kids that’s the only thing I could
think like this is a tough one for me
trying to predict where he’d go with
that yeah cuz he seems like someone who
would be intolerant of children but
tolerant but be like you
know what they need is a good
oldfashioned parents room like they used
to have at the theater at the pictures
at the theater at the pictures no no no
no Eddie no what it is is do not come if
you have a child unless unless there is
a little room no did you see the
Articles where they were trying to say
it was because she was breastfeeding
that she was kicked out yeah which is
not true and he didn’t even know that
she was breastfeeding right but also was
on solid so doesn’t need breast milk now
obviously you do both at some stage of
their life but it’s I like there’s
nothing more offensive than when a
mother gets asked to put a titty away in
a cafe or some [ __ ] right where there’s
like those really ignorant [ __ ] hey
can you not breast you hear those
stories and you’re like you hear you
hear them but I can’t I can’t ever
envisage a world where that happens but
they do happen and those people are
[ __ ] dead shits but if you’re going
to a comedy show don’t bring your kid
doesn’t just don’t bring
him seems
reasonable pull your titties out
wherever you want you can pull your
titties out in the comedy show if you
want if you want to pull your tit out
pull your tit out it doesn’t bother me
no free the nipple big supporter over
here of that movement and the wonderful
work they’re doing
but kids are annoying if they’re [ __ ]
crying they just are and also not the
there’s situations where you just got to
grin and bear it like uh if you’re on a
plane and a family’s trying to get their
kids somewhere and they’re in hell you
maybe just bite your tongue and just get
on with it it’s not ideal but what can
you do right whereas if you have
intentionally gone to a comedy night
with your kid which is [ __ ] up to
begin with then you get asked to leave
then you go on a huge tour yeah media
tour media tour like you are not a good
person are you
you got the video he’s not a good person
he does not yeah the [ __ ] TV’s been
oh TV’s not working that’s shocked well
while you’re trying to get it to TV some
positive news around the internet in
this
building huge day here at Shane Keith
Productions huge day a red letter day
whatever that means no idea what a red
letter Day means other than that it’s a
good day yeah you could even say red
panty day you could red panty night uh
so we have been from the moment we moved
in here we were told by the real estate
agent who I will not name that we don’t
have Internet in here there’s no way
that was confir that was confirmed with
a call to a couple of providers dodo
Telstra Etc who all said the same thing
you don’t have it in the building y we
have as we’ve grown as more bodies as
more people have come into the studio
the internet’s gotten worse and worse
there more people using [ __ ] stupid D
yeah there’s bods it’s just a way it’s
what I like to refer it was a weight of
bod weight of bods um so it got worse
and worse
wob to the point where we had to pull
the streams not kill the streams but
pull the streams we didn’t kill them
until we could get this internet sorted
now Flash Forward to today when a very
spritely young red redheaded gentleman
rolls into town from what company
opticom opticom whatever that is he
discovered that we’ve had internet this
whole time and just no one told us
no one told us no one told us but just
above Edward’s head there you can’t see
it you can’t see it there is a power box
and inside that box hidden tucked away
is an internet cable that we didn’t know
existed so now you could be like what in
your diad check in there well the reason
we didn’t check in there is because a we
were told by toi we didn’t have it inet
they days doto said we didn’t have it
the landlord said we didn’t have it real
estate agents said we didn’t have it and
when the electrician moved the box from
behind me to above me nothing was
mentioned of no so you can forgive
us we’ve already forgiven ourselves just
exactly we I like to take people at
their word I’m a very I’m a trusting man
and I trusted the opinion of multiple
people tobler
however who I’m told through the
motivation of will that’s what they’re
saying that’s what will say what will
say they’re saying will and to in will
and tobler in a real [ __ ] punch on at
the moment about how because there’s a
pay rise attached to it yeah there is
not but tobler has gone the big lift and
he’s got it sorted we are we are but
days away really from Glory I think
super close I think by next week next
week so streams will be back we’ll all
be touching each other again
and it’ll be long live the internet yeah
for sure now have we got the project has
to be one of the shittiest shows on TV
right it’s an easy watch it’s is it an
easy watch as in like you can put it on
in the back room when you’re cooking
dinner yeah well you certainly can do
that you could also you can put anything
on there really couldn’t you um W Ali is
a contrarian though they’re all can I
tell you one of his takes he’s like I
don’t want sport on E I don’t want sport
on Anzac I don’t want sport I’m
like but you’d be the same person who
wants politics and Sport you’d be the
same person who wants like place to take
political stances about race religion
[ __ ] equality all that sort of [ __ ]
and I’m not saying I’m anti it but you’d
be bending over and sucking yourself off
for all those things but then not on
anac day shout out to him um can we
watch this yeah they get um they lose
out on doing things that they’ve always
enjoyed um going to expose myself um
yeah so I just
so it’d be really nice to do something
that I hadn’t done in a while um and
just sort of get back to sort of a
pre-baby me yeah she super cranky right
now okay maybe she can go to Dad just
for a quick second my
God and it says baby booted out as she
says
it oh my
God I think everyone can sympathize with
you know what you wanted to do and and
how much you needed given that how did
you feel when you asked to leave right
yeah that’s enough say enough seing more
than enough let’s let’s just cuddle
[ __ ] stupidity yeah yeah that’s
cuddle stupidity but in the and in the
attempt of cuddling stupidity just
displaying it ourselves pathetic oh can
we just get that baby to shut the [ __ ]
up cuz it’s really [ __ ] loud we’re
trying to do something while we’re
trying to do something putting everyone
off and not in that moment realizing the
[ __ ] heavy stench of irony that just
[ __ ] through the room I can’t tell
and of [ __ ] contrarian Fame just sits
there and goes so that would have been
really hard to us about that it’s like
[ __ ] off [ __ ] you [ __ ] you’re upset
about everything you’re upset about the
whole world mate like just ridiculous
pathetic love it anyway I love it you
that’s like just that’s that’s also like
the 7:00 news I it’s not the news but
like the project like what’s going on in
the world if like that would SP if arj
Barker was a like put it this way if arj
Barker was a minority comedian this
isn’t this isn’t well you could argue he
is kind of but he’s not real but I mean
like not enough I more think that still
male I I like well that’s true if it was
uh who’s the who’s nette who’s that
chick oh Hannah Hannah Gad Hannah gadsby
different story or if it was a man in
there with his [ __ ]
child breastfeeding his child anyway
we’re just taking the piss now a don’t a
no um anyway listen shout out to her
it’s not her fault but it is um I just
thought that was insane and apparently
they got lit up in the comments Channel
10 can you check if those comments on
the video on YouTube yeah Channel 10 oh
they turn comments off yeah they turn
comments off of course they did but then
there’s like articles coming out about
the [ __ ] up stupid that was it’s just
who’s the producer needs to I don’t even
know it’s the producer you can’t plan
for that there’s just like that you
can’t plan for them to be like he can
you actually [ __ ] that child off that
would like the babie no doing the whole
thing is ridiculous the whole thing and
again a waste of time in terms of like
now you mean where the project I assume
it’s MO is like news right like that’s
what it is right it’s news but different
something news current affair but like
you watch that show and it’s
like so there’s a war going on in Israel
and Palestine and that’s like uh and
it’s like uh like a 30 second maybe they
mention it and then it’s like Peter H
they don’t but the people that that’s
why the project exists cuz people want
farts that’s all it is dude you [ __ ]
you get Tommy Little in a microphone
right to his bumo and he just people
outrage and farts but just the amount of
time that they’ll spend on an outrage
story which is sales mom brings [ __ ]
nine-month-old to Comedy Show asked to
leave because nemon old was shut the
[ __ ] up but then like anything actual
news no but then let’s spin in our favor
breastfeeding mom ask to leave public
place yeah humiliated and bullied out of
the [ __ ] V okay well now I’m
interested now I’m
in anyway shout out to farts shout out
to fluffs yeah this is pet Helia get him
get him
Ed wait Pete Pete tell us a bit about P
tell us about Israel and
Palestine oh put
[Laughter]
I actually think he’s left the show okay
so I don’t sorry P I was just going with
the name pun and DB when you listen to
this it’ll be Anzac day just wanted to
shout out the Anzac the Anzac yep wanted
to shout out our uh someone at the door
there uh but I just want to shout out
the Anzac Anzac Day tomorrow one of my
favorite days of the year not my
favorite it’s an absolute [ __ ]
Ripper two up Tom we went we were hot
last year we were hot last year I don’t
think goby um phone call you got any
plans mate or what uh mate don’t know
obviously there’s a chance I’m going to
be you know tapping you on the [ __ ]
bum for a members ticket but I’m
actually I don’t know if I’m going to
get to the game to be honest hanging out
with my children because then we’re
going to the goldie on the weekend you
and I so I’m like should I spend some
time with my
children yeah it is anac day is day did
you have grandparents anzacs my Grandad
was Anzac uh y my grandfather was an
Anzac pry War prisoner of war yeah yeah
he was captured in CR I think and there
was a prisoner of war in Italy for year
two or three years no way yeah wow did
you know him uh he died when I was two
so no not really hectic that’s why we
moved that’s why the our family’s in New
Zealand cuz you got PTSD and one day was
like we’re moving to
Australia just upped and left didn’t
tell anyone wild stuff but he would spin
Yarns apparently to my Dad’s cousin he
would never tell his own children these
stories but that that would go out to be
to go and work and you know they’d get
sent somewhere to work from these camps
and they’d just [ __ ] off they’d Escape
all the time they’d always get
recaptured and they were like next door
with where the Soviets and the [ __ ]
you know Jews and Gypsies and [ __ ] were
and they were treated pretty poorly so
the yarn goes Fu wow and lost and lost
he he both his brothers died actually as
well in the war y hectic my granddad was
in the uh in World War II so he fought
for the KE so anx anx you go my old man
his dad Australian I don’t know much he
died before I was born when Dad was like
in his 20s but big Burly [ __ ]
like you think I’m big and thick and
Barrel chested you are Barrel chested I
am but then you see it’s funny CU then
you see him and you’re like that’s where
I get it from cuz even my old man he’s a
bit Burly now but Dad in his like 30s I
love that I’ve turned down Z day into
how I look
uh cuz you’re Bly right like you know
I’m Bly I’m a big [ __ ] Chester dude
like my granddad whereas WAMU and and
Bill spelt gentlemen but this guy I just
the only photos I’ve seen of him in his
army gear he just looks like the biggest
[ __ ] [ __ ] I’ve ever seen in my life
um love that but again hectic sort of I
know that that like he went through it
love his thickness I mean no of course
but like my old man like said he didn’t
really like he didn’t really talk about
it no which I can understand completely
well I can’t understand but I can
understand well I can understand why
they didn’t talk about it yeah I can’t
understand be what they don’t want to
talk about exactly right um but again we
got three games of footy tomorrow
punters and dribblers or today if you’re
listening which is
just you know I think want a gift from
the gods and I
I’m if you’re fighting for Freedom right
yeah three games of rugby league in my
opinion is freedom freedom yeah not on a
Saturday getting on the piss with your
mates on a Thursday playing two up till
the C CS come home you know what I mean
ripping and tearing watching three games
of rugby league hanging out with family
and friends that’s freedom in my opinion
it’s all like I guarantee tomorrow will
be a rip a
day let me just check the
weather uh sunny all day top of 21 like
it’s just it’s always just [ __ ] that
temperature glorious that’s a
temperature you HD light tomorrow will
be flooding y this great City have you
got two up plans what’s your I’m going
to two up probably I’m going to two up
and then I’m going to Footy two up and
footy where you going two up you got any
plans don’t know yet probably somewhere
in the in the vicinity P I’d say I think
so and then where did we go last year we
had but I went I I don’t think I lost at
the Nelson no we had like a got six or
seven in a row we had one of the great
runs at the Nelson unbelievable I think
I got six or seven in a row and then
[ __ ] off yeah I was doing hundreds too
no no by the end of it we were going we
were we were we had a strategy and it
worked ttes Fs in New South WS was that
the strategy I think it was and then it
was double it if you
lose yeah but I didn’t lose so it didn’t
matter didn’t need
to well maybe we can drag you away from
your children Tom I completely
understand if you need to be with them
listen they need to know Daddy’s an
Anzac well I’m a descendant of an Anzac
have you got a uh two up strategy tobler
it’s coming up to a year from when he uh
didn’t get us Mitchell
Stark serious seriously still waiting
for him to hit me back how you messing
Rin I wouldn’t I’d probably go through
your phone and I’m giv him the sil tra
giving him the
silenta um my strategy is always buy
into a streak because I’ve seen some big
like nine in a row streaks so if it goes
two in a row I’ll buy
in and then just keep going until you
lose and if your mate’s flipping ask him
before usually it’s always heads and
then just buy into every streak what do
you mean if your mate’s flipping ask him
ask him what he reckons cuz usually The
Flipper has a good intuition on what is
going to come up okay whether it be
heads or tails but if you’re in the
streak don’t keep trying to double cuz
the streak will end so just keep same
stake in the streak I’ve thought about
it I’ve thought about it I think we can
all agree that made [ __ ] all sense
that’s a man with
absolutely [ __ ] no plan who’s making
a plan up on the
spot oh God you somehow understood that
good luck
to winnings that was a man in the like
just stream of Consciousness giv us a
plan then you should ask then you should
ask this guy cuz he always knows the to
if it’s a streak don’t get into it if
it’s more but the streak will yeah but
also there’s a streak get into it but
then don’t double it will
in which is it pretty clear sense to me
clip that
up guaranteed yeah yeah how to guarantee
you win on [ __ ] two up with Tommy
tobl thanks to Tommy tobler Matt
Lodge Matthew Lodge Matthew Lodge Manley
seagull Legend um obviously a man with
uh a rugby league history as it were
he’s added to the Wikipedia page of
sorts um with what I can only assume is
a Turkish hair
transplant that was spotted by Cooper
Jones was it Andrew fora put up a good
post on Instagram Cooper put up a post
on his Instagram as well did he you’re a
stories yeah I just need to get the
photo like it’s funny I saw him with
hair for Manley
and something deep in my Sarah Bellum
registered it but then I didn’t really
like what are we doing and Matt Lodge so
so Andrew F put some up congrats on the
greatest comeback since Daren loia uh it
was good to see you back and also at
footy as well and this is a four four
tiled photo of Matt Lodge baled as a
badger and then now with a [ __ ] nice
little bit of hair he’s then commented
if chicks can get their lips done fakies
Etc the boys can get their hair back
play on on laugh faces he has so he’s
acknowledging it respect to at how in
the [ __ ] could he ignore it Tom well
Darren has has Darren been put has it
been put to Darren like Andrew for Fe
Darren loia has I remember when Darren’s
changed Darren was bold as [ __ ] and then
it was just like one preseason like the
game started again and and he has hair
all I’m saying is he’s been tagged in
this right he’s obviously friends with
Andrew he got no hair in two photos and
he’s got hair in the others I know so he
can’t ignore it no I know I know you
can’t ignore it he was so bold I just am
trying to work out like is it a wig well
that’s where I was I was going to ask
you you’re pretty good at this sort of
thing I know I do pride myself on it it
doesn’t look like there’s enough of it
to be a wig like it’s almost like if you
were going to do a wig wouldn’t you give
yourself like we might be a bit
obvious it’s obvious sure but if you
come in with the grease lightning it
might be a bit too much true I don’t
know if you necessarily do the uh what
was his
name kikki I don’t know if you do the
Kiki Kiki reminds me of H Street of
course because H Street played Kiki in
Greece in high school and [ __ ] it was
like the role he was born to play except
he was probably upset that he wasn’t is
it Danny Zuko
Zoro sorry guys do you have you seen
Greece no that’s a little more
understanding we’ve actually it’s just a
p behind the curtain here at
doesn’t watch anything Cody totes has
never seen anything there’s not he has
not there’s not a movie he’s seen it’s
not a TV show he’s
seen apparently watches a couple
episodes of like Dawson’s Creek or
something and that’s basically it he’s
never had a yoga mix in his life he
doesn’t like shapes you know he doesn’t
eat KFC he doesn’t eat I don’t know what
he eats I don’t know what he watches I
don’t know where he goes no there a
chance I me is there a chance that he’s
an NPC like he’s not actually he just
exists in the
studio you or is he like he exists when
you look at him he’s real oh no he’s
almost like a glitch in the mag when you
look away he ceases to exist he’s not
there he’s like it’s it’s uh it’s it’s
like the old
saying if a tree falls in the forest
doesn’t make a sound now make it Mak
sense with
him unless you’re looking at him is he
really there
yeah like Shing his cat correct like yes
I don’t know who that is well look it up
do you know who it is or you just yeah
know it’s an experiment that’s cuz I
seen what is it trading a cat is like if
if then they [ __ ] put it in a box or
something and if it’s
[ __ ] toer it’s an experiment yeah
doesn’t they you put it didn’t they kill
it or something having a cat in a box
and like you don’t know if it’s alive or
dead unless you look at it yeah so it
could be both dead or alive and it can
be and he’s saying well it’s both I
think he argues it’s [ __ ] weird
hippie [ __ ] not hippie but like weird
Quantum stuff it’s both yeah like they
can be it could either be dead or alive
until you look at it and then you know
but up until that point Cody could exist
or not exist until we look at him coding
is cat Shing is
Cody Toody Cod shring his tote Cody
toads is is is any of this making sense
NPC
no no so this is all because I haven’t
seen
Grace no not Grace you haven’t seen
Titanic you haven’t seen Greece you
haven’t seen Game of Thrones you haven’t
se SE Crush wedding crushes course you
haven’t haven’t seen s of the
Lambs he said who’s hannable Lector
that’s what he said is huh Lord of the
Rings Lord of the Ring oh yeah and you
didn’t like it he doesn’t eat Yogo
mixers like what do you do I love Yogo
Dude where’s that come from have you had
a Yogo mix ever of course manate how on
the ever day what’s your favorite flavor
the &em thank God thank God he lives he
just he is real he lives did I just
watch footy and hang out with my mates I
guess I just don’t watch movies you know
oh will do you see do you see Matt Lodge
here
right and
think I’m going to Turkey he’s no [ __ ]
no why not waste of money what do you
mean though well to go Bal to begin with
it’s a it’s a hormone imbalance right
why is it that’s my I mean that’s what
happens why hair falls out out what do
you mean what’s the imbalance I think
it’s a I don’t know maybe do all this to
but I’ve always been told that it’s like
a heighten testosterone so could you
would there my feeling would be if I you
spend all that money to go over to
Turkey get these plugs done what’s going
to stop from just falling out
again well is it even real hair yeah cuz
they take it from the back and the sides
and they plug it in the top I tell you
who’s got one as well there’s a few I
mean as as Lodie says if chicks can get
their lips done fakies ET
um uh like Josh Reynolds has had it done
you go look at a photo of Josh Reynolds
power to him uh Bronson Cherry’s had one
of the great njs of all time this might
just be the the the modernization of the
Australian rugby league footballer this
is a modern man yeah again sensitive New
Age rugby league footballer exactly you
as a man now you can get your hair done
you can get your nose done you can get
your pecs done glutes done cars done
nuts done [ __ ] done you know again as
the great Matt Lodge says if chicks can
get their lips done fakies ET the boys
can get their hair back play on play on
laughing that’s potentially one of the
great Rugby League quotes but he’s not
he’s not wrong women they’re getting
faked up no well well fakies Etc I get
it like that’s lips done they’re getting
their eyes done they getting [ __ ] lip
tips what are they called lip tucks lip
flips nip tucks lip flips lip flips
cheek cheek bones [ __ ] eye eyebrows
tatted on eyebrows tatted
on Brazilian buttlifts that’s right can
you please go get the list of like uh
the top [ __ ] 10 female cosmetic
procedures and the top 10 male cosmetic
procedures the top one would have to be
four women what’s it called lips what’s
it called bowi Bowie Bowie be number one
lips number two yeah I saw a photo of
the Great and Powerful Victoria Beckham
of Posh Spice Fame at her 50th birthday
they were putting them all over the
ground I her face does not move at all
she’s St with like Tom Cruz smiling
she’s
like she maintains she does that for
fashion but I think it’s what gets BOTOX
for fashion no was in like doesn’t move
a fast
[ __ ] um lipo suction that’s okay
that
dominates breast augmentation tummy tuck
because cuz I’d say that that’s not
Bowie may it be plastic surgery true uh
breast augmentation so that’s fakies
Etc yes abdominal abdomino plasty tummy
tuck breast lift that’s just a resizing
a recalibration it’s a master pexi for
for starters um and then removal
replacement breast implants is fifth
what’s a breast augmentation no that’s
removal of fakey getting fakey fakey Etc
in fakey ET right so I didn’t need these
hes so for men rhinoplasty so a nose job
then eyelid surgery which is removing
excess skin from the top of your eyelids
who who the [ __ ] getting that done can
improve your vision apparently can what
and make your eyes appear younger and
more well that’s exactly that’s the the
The Improv your vision is what you tell
your were you were you aware that people
are out there getting their eyelids done
I only saw on fighter in the kid a few
years ago when I used to watch that show
Brian Ken got his Lids done did he get
his Lids done so people out there
getting Lids done I can’t believe it
like it’s [ __ ] ridiculous that’s
outrageous he sat on the podcast after
he got it done with just like completely
swollen over eyes he’s wearing glasses
and [ __ ] like it was the dumbest thing
ever but like I guess getting your Lids
done is a is
cool so is he had him on the left or
right I think the left is pre sorry
right’s
pre has to be oh so he had a leue photo
does look like you need to get your Lids
done
there if he’s had his Lids done on the
left then that’s a tough yeah or on the
right rather that’s tough that’s
tough so number one
rhinoplasty AK the Bronson cherry and
number two surgery then lipos suction at
three uh gynecomastia surgery which is
the male breast
reduction and then reduction male boo
reduction wow is that right is that a is
that would
be is that a is that
cosmetic would there be a reason for
doing that itd have to be cosmetic
wouldn’t it well you can men gets breast
cancer they don’t yeah but that’s not
that’s that’s in the myectomy if you
were cutting male tits off I would
assume and if you’ve got an imbalance of
like estrogen and testosterone like your
breast can grow is that right oh really
yeah if you have more estrogen you can
get titties that’ be tough like is that
common uh looking at how common it is
but you’ve got tits I got fat person
boobs you know what I mean like I’m just
a fat I’m just have you ever thought
about getting a reduction n you don’t
get a reduction for these mate is there
any surgery to remove back
hair you can do that anym oh really is
that cosmetic or is it a good old I know
they have laser I’m pretty sure I’ve
heard of laser I’ll look into a surgery
what number is that what about a waxon
where’s a good where’s a good onest
[ __ ] weekly wax
time well I in I’m asking you yeah but
I’m telling you you wouldn’t do that was
wax over
you waste your time [ __ ] 50 to 65% of
boys and men get affected by the um the
male breast
disorder 65% of men [ __ ] likeing
degrees but that’s four in this
room one two you but like breast dude
yeah like yeah but like they’re not
obiously titties so you’re saying that
you’ve all got you two have got breasts
I’m definitely not saying that to mights
just from like but that’s like that’s
like a weight thing dude that’s like if
you get fat you are going to like but if
you don’t if you lose you trying to say
tobler that it’s not weight related and
that people just get
this you
wouldn’t one of the great loads of [ __ ]
of all you overweight you wouldn’t have
tits yeah that’s a good point
well I’m not saying I’ve got it I’m not
say exactly what you just
said got tit to [ __ ] boob club
dude oh the boob Club yeah Jesus Seb are
you in
that same but you I mean no are you in
the boob club that tobler
starting well to to has tits and he’s
trying to rope in anyone who’s just like
not what do you reckon
toads yeah I reckon it’s toas boob
Club well we’re always we’re we’re
always open for new members oh tobler’s
boob Club bobler bobler Tommy Boer and
not Bo not
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website the Y I wanted to talk about was
uh that Bulldogs player who’s looking to
sue the dogs for 4 million
dollars what’s his name something T
toine topan it’s not
tarp Jack toine for like corporal
punishment he’s saying it is now again
without having the full view of what
happened there if I can give a
completely unqualified opinion on
it you have to be one of the great
[ __ ] all time to sue your club for
being like for like bullying like oh
they made me tackle heaps of players
like you rocked up late like I just
don’t think is that was that was that
the issue that happened last year yeah
he’s now suing them he’s suing them for
$4 million saying I could have earned
400,000 a year and now no one wants me
why don’t they want you and
uh so 10 year 10 year career 400 Grand 4
million
wow and that’s going before the courts I
believe so or is he looking for a rugby
league settlement yeah could be a good
on his [ __ ] a good on surrender yeah
that’s they filed a suit against the
dogs yeah I reckon that’s soft you were
late mate and you got made a tackle
[ __ ] like how bad could it have been
listen it might not have been easy but
like that’s a f yeah but yeah but
neither’s a 1K urg you know what I mean
or a 2K urg or a 10K they’re not easy
but you’re not suing the [ __ ] roow
perfect are you you’re not suing the
bloody concept too no you’re not the
[ __ ] uh Echo Echo Bike yeah like I
wanted of course I’d love to sew an
assault bik yeah why do you think it’s
got the word assault in it cuz it
assaults you it assaults the senses it’s
[ __ ] awful it’s so unpleasant it
causes uh lack itic acid poisoning now
like maybe uh yeah um what no well just
I mean you were just soft like it’s it’s
a real thing no I know it’s a real thing
I don’t think you had it um happened to
Jeff the other day no it happened to
Jeff who was vomiting in the [ __ ]
thing you weren’t vomiting I think you
were just tired instead of splitting
headache it wouldn’t go away for what
you call I’d say just cuz you don’t have
a crack cuz you’re weak mate it’s cuz
you’re weak you have a crack cuz you’re
weak um and have a crack you beat me by
2 seconds and you’re fitter than me so
really I had way more of a crack what
was the last thing you be me I had way
more a crack when was the last time you
beat me son deadlifts [ __ ] dead out
deadlifted You by [ __ ] yeah but we
weren’t tting well you just asked me
what the next thing well what do you
mean you said the last thing I beat you
dead pull up deadlift deadlift the last
thing I out deadlifted you [ __ ] out
deadlifted at Tommy
deadlift Tommy Dead Tommy deadlifts last
thing I beat in Tommy [ __ ]
deadlifts obviously you don’t have
strong glutes or legs and that’s okay
but it’s got a salt in the title so
you’re assuming you’re going to get
assaulted if you’re going to play rugby
league you’re assuming that you’re going
to have to do some hard yaka and there’s
all that [ __ ] built into like you rock
up late something happens training that
uh you know
like I just can’t cut out rug leag I
can’t I
don’t you having to make tackles to win
m matches you know when you get in your
line assaulted at 79th minute you’re up
by two you got to make big tackles big
moments you don’t really want the BL
next year who’s going to sue the club
for getting punished for rocking up has
has anyone come out in not necessarily
support of this guy but in support of
like your potentially being too hectic
um I can’t remember how what Kemp’s take
was last year I bet he said it was
probably really tough he said it happens
all the time I thought he was maybe
going to sit on the old
fence he wasn’t obviously there so he
can’t say for sure but my memory was
that this sort of [ __ ] happens all the
time but for tella Mar marinina raised
like they that a lot of the few of the
players had issues with all the training
the hardcore training regime at the dogs
and then he left the
club oh so FAL Marina complained he
complained raised it with management
before later leaving the club well
that’s not the but was it not directly
with this Jackson to Pine issue but like
in general with all the training
left the club or was no he was [ __ ]
off but you could
argue they’re doing good now and maybe
that’s like you know like without
obviously like not having been a
professional athlete Edward you all
right like if you’re getting into rugby
league football there’s an expectation
that you’re going to have to [ __ ] get
in there get down get dirty and like get
fogged and M the Ben the great Beno does
not reflect with you know a smile on his
face about those Army Camps they went on
sounded [ __ ] horrific n as Cy mate
they would get they they had just split
up [ __ ] they just split rice black
rice brown rice and and white rice and
then go in there and wrestle BS and get
choked out 50 times in a row I just
can’t see and they want to I can’t see
how that’s worlds away from what
happened to Old M yeah and like when
they like oh when it’s got to be similar
but like when you hear of players
complaining about the toughness of it
and they’re sort of doing it one out now
maybe he was the figurehead and no one
else said anything but
like there are the best clubs you don’t
seem to see people you don’t hear
players winging about how hard they got
a train no no you don’t now were I being
put through those drills would I
complain absolutely but I’m not trying
to be a rugby league footballer would
you sue though
no would you Sue I wouldn’t that’s a
litigation generally is such a big day I
don’t like that’s you got to be really
[ __ ] yeah I don’t I’m not a litigious
type I’m not litigious litigiously ha
Pell I’m not litigious by Nature I don’t
I don’t look favorably on those that
love to
sue you there’s obviously there’s
there’s moments where you can where it’s
warranted to sue but suing generally in
my opinions that’s yank [ __ ] they’ll Sue
anyone over anything at any [ __ ] time
they don’t give a [ __ ]
whereas here you’ve got to you got to
have a really good honest reason to Sue
and to say that your 10-year career was
ruined because of this one moment is
complete horseshit the average the
average career length is 48 games which
is two
years who’s to say that Jackson toine
was going to play for
10 well statistics would say but like
but Al you just talk about like [ __ ]
yourself no club’s going to sign you
right like that feels like again you
know you hope he’s all good right like
you don’t wish ill on anyone especially
because we have nothing to do with it
but like yeah hope he’s all good in his
own head and his own mind but like this
just seems like a bit of a bit of
[ __ ] rugby league
weakness not Rugby League
week VI rugby league we but like if he
successfully sues these [ __ ] guys
like that’s the more Terri well that
would that that opens uh Pandora’s Box
does it opens something it opens i’ like
I’d say it opens Pandora’s Box who was
Pandora I don’t know but she like didn’t
like opening a
box or when she did bad things
happen keni and the boys
reckon that Josh shuster’s deal now that
he’s officially departing the club worse
in the history of the
game I did I did see I was sent that
clip by a friend of the show Toby lock
thank you very much Toby like I didn’t
see it myself you suck a [ __ ] um shout
out to to shout out one of the Great Men
yes he is
I can’t think of a worse one off the top
of the dome but I’m sure there is one
like signing promising Juniors on
shitloads of money maybe like that never
that’s kind of what they’ve done with SH
but you know how the other day we were
quite excited about Al latu doing pretty
well as well yeah uh overtaking Bud
Sullivan in the in the pecking Auto
going to be started to move and Shake
yeah not the point not the point not the
point Josh I
was originally I was like okay so we’re
out of this sort of tricky situation all
the best to Josh hope you ripping ter
elsewhere BR but from a financial
perspective what’s best for the club we
were able to get out of the deal but
then when you read a million dollars
over four
years
literally
burnt it’s it’s a pretty bad [ __ ]
deal it’s a that’s a hard load to
swallow yeah it is and then like you
know we we are we’re definitely a uh
we’re in Camp swallow a load that’s a
hard load to swallow don’t spit swallow
but you know some not all loads are
built different uh no not all loads are
created equal no they’re not I listen
it’s pretty close to the worst one I can
it’s worst one I can remember I can’t
think of a worst one and the way they
were describing they like no one else
was trying to get him it was was all
like ducks and Dres that was really
really really difficult to read where
Manley was bidding against itself
y oh all right 200
higher all right give me a sec we can do
400 higher all
right um let me just go back to the
board 600 last offer 600 absolute last
offer need some more we’re here in the
Tigers want me okay uh Target is that
official no comment okay um right let’s
do s um 700
then
wow why are you grunting it’s a lot of
money well acted there listen it was a
[ __ ] deal it’s a problem for the club
but now it’s done it’s you got to Lance
the boil and I’m not calling him a boil
the situation with if you’ve got a ball
does that mean putting a lance through
it yeah Lance get when you pop it and
you get all the puss out so it got
nothing to do with Lance
Armstrong would he suck on boils is that
I don’t know if he did where’s the name
Lance come from other than like Jousting
is that what it is was like H guard no
you used to say that jousting like
you’re did you used to go honard ah with
your fat little
mates I don’t know whether you did say
on guard I think maybe like a referee
might have said on guard and that’s like
get you know prepare
yourself but I don’t remember saying on
God cuz why would I be tell is there is
there any footage of that I don’t think
so enough is he lying I I [ __ ] I was
I dominated [ __ ] I’d love there to be
footage there I was good at sword
fighting sorry you Reon you could still
do it well what do you mean could I
still do it like I know how to do it to
a degree I’d be doing I’m asking at a
9-year-old level yeah yeah that’s all
right I could [ __ ] tail up a
9-year-old maybe what do you mean some
of the are there be 9year olds that are
like some of the best in the world at
chess it doesn’t don’t be agist well
that’s different cuz that’s like a mind
tactical thing I could just go in there
and obliterate a nine-year-old with a
sword right do you reckon or is it
technique they’d see you on the way in
and just yeah look they’d be’ be they
just point you up no there’d be some
quality nyear olds out there like of
course it would there’s [ __ ] High
Caliber nines out there but like I’m
saying you give me a [ __ ] sword sword
where we’re planing for Keeps I think
I’d take down a 9-year-old I think we
all do except maybe tobler booby
Club booby Club president extra big
chest plate yeah yeah battle Yeah your
armor doesn’t fit your tits you just get
your [ __ ] breast hanging out the
front some side boob yeah you get a aect
be quickmart momy not vasectomy
whatever anyway I don’t know where we
are um no no let me
guess on guard it’s on fighting y but
like where how’s that get
here um uh
Shuster okay sure so we’ve got to pay
him 250 grand for the next three years
each year so 750 in the hole yeah oh so
it’s not although we next three years up
like 550 each year in the cap that’s all
right well it’s still was it CU we’re
painting this year as well [ __ ] I wish
we hung on to that L
kid you know that gun yeah no dude
there’s a Jamie humph coming through I’m
I’m I’m high on Jamie Humphrey Supply
right I don’t know why though now listen
that’s all that’s I’m I’m a positivity
guy for Manley now sh to gone all the
best to you bar hope you’re well hope
you’re good be soon Jamie humre comes in
all
good ebony Bridges Australian boxer
sorry dude are you right just had that
[ __ ] Fishbowl before it was coming
back at me it was coming back it was
talking back to me uh give it a whack I
just had to let a little bit of it out
to be honest it had it had its way with
me there um plus I’m still getting top
of me gut health eony Bridges Australian
female former boxing world champion uh
you want to talk about fakies Etc
um I think that’s who uh I think that’s
who Matt Lodge might be referring to uh
she’s also
Conor McGregor like forged Irish Stout
girl promo chick right uh and she’s also
got an only fans which to’s about to
sign up to using the company credit card
he’s a premium guy well to yeah use your
account um just sign in Tu just sign the
work one just sign in have we still got
that work count we should uh I’ll check
we signed up when Tomic got on there uh
and we paid like 90 bucks to see him
slap old mate’s ass yeah and then she
threatened she put us on put us on blast
on her Instagram that’s right we got why
did we get blasted because we watched
the video on the podcast but we blurred
it out oh she didn’t like they were
putting out paid content yeah but it was
blurred
out it was blurred out yeah she she
played had she played the misogynous
card well she did yeah she played the
misog oh no no no she actually played
the uh revenge
porn I think she that’s what it was she
played the Revenge por scared the [ __ ]
out of us did [ __ ] put the fear of
God through us even though you couldn’t
see a goddamn thing we were merely
reviewing something cuz it was in the
news and I stand by that I was [ __ ]
my pants um and then I can’t remember
how I was like I
whatever that’s was the last time I
think we were on only fans ebony Bridges
Australian ornament to Australian boxing
yep she after Ryan Garcia’s win was like
yo let’s [ __ ] collab on only
fans D got here and her now I’m just
trying to work out do you [ __ ] on only
fans I can’t tell if it’s changed can
you can kind of do whatever you want
definitely [ __ ] I thought you couldn’t
do that they but then I I I think
thought they walked it back I think they
tried to do that but then they realized
that the only reason people use that is
for naughty stuff so they walked it back
then walked it back again mate only if
you can’t [ __ ] on there and suck and
[ __ ] you know get up to know good
then it’s just Instagram it’s just it’s
just Tik
Tok that’s opinion voyerism and all that
sort of [ __ ] is what get makes that go
around you can’t like if you look at the
only fans create is the money they’re
making they’re not making money off just
sitting on a
bloody on the side of a road you know
what I mean they’re sitting on
C but isn’t the king isn’t curios on
there yeah but he was on there for for
so we’ve looked this up before we’ve
been here before on a Thursday the King
was believe a brief ambassador to
promote the fact that not only fans
isn’t just about rooting we looked it up
and it’s in the 9 is the amount of
content that is sexual by Nature what
are you doing there
titties okay uh what’s in my wallet uh
it’s the it’s the
old it’s the comand card that’s more
worn than the others that doesn’t have
other uh only fans we are discovering
doesn’t take AMX why does some places
not take AMX what’s the point of that
higher service fee but I reckon they
should just I don’t know why then they
just pass it on if you want to use AMX
you just got to pay a you just got to
pay a fee [ __ ] annoying what is the
service fee though surely the the the
the system is exactly the same no
American Express is always a higher fee
why though cuz they cuz the MX must
charge a higher fee to that’s it that’s
just the point of consumption
mate so what’s what’s the you know
what’s the go here with this with this
only
fans doesn’t seem like full mood can’t
say
anything okay like I cut him off saying
it doesn’t seem like full
nude come and see beyond the boxing ibf
bantamweight world champion in a bio
former or is this one of those things
where you to P have we got
messages ni
curious wishing you guys a Happy New
Year sure he c i believe it okay then
who’s the other
one
wifey [ __ ] who’s sending us these
[ __ ]
messages who
wifey 29 bucks skinny dipping in the
pool what is she sending us someone’s
spamming us for [ __ ] right I was just
looking at the subscriptions and that is
an expired one that might be oh that
might
be no tomic’s one yeah that must be
that’s tomic’s CH yeah and that’s EXP
does and we no longer subscribe or I
don’t think she does it or maybe we
don’t no no longer subscribe oh so you
subscribe for 20 bucks a month [ __ ] H
right isn’t that what do we what do you
pay for this already so ebony Bridges is
like 15 bucks for the first 30 days and
then it’s 30 bucks a month can you see
how many Subs she’s got or
no
um 200 no so what are we looking at here
I’m just trying to get a lay of the land
here like so this is this like I’m so
excited to have this page for fans to
see beyond the boxing lots of content
you can’t see anywhere else behind the
scenes of training and the Avail ability
to chat to me oneon-one okay so this is
that’s it and then if you go to all the
like media post
it’s that’s it okay right well so what
the [ __ ] would you be doing with Ryan
Garcia just boxing a bit more than
boxing wouldn’t
it well I don’t know Edward it doesn’t
seem who’s paying 30 bucks a month for
this that’s what I mean that’s no
disrespect to ebony like it’s all good
it’s fine it’s more just that like this
is online everywhere not necessarily of
her but just like that sort of I just
don’t understand 30 bucks a month for
this 1350 mate no but it goes up to 30 a
month that’s an introduct offer oh oh
listen yeah yeah sure you want to see a
bit more than that for 30 bucks if
assuming that’s what you’re expecting to
get here so that’s gone nowhere well I
just don’t know what Ryan Garcia is
getting into here did you see he put 2
million on himself to win yeah 112 y
someone asked me why they allowed to do
that boxers you put yourself on to win
not to lose right but you know in like a
lot of sports you just can’t gamble on
your
sport I think that in the in if he’s
betting on himself to win that’s [ __ ]
absolutely fine yeah but you can’t in
NBA you can’t bet on your team to win
and [ __ ] rugby league you can’t bet
on you
like I I
think it’s more in the NBA and so a guy
got actually got banned for life
recently for doing the player prop stuff
where he he was he took himself unders
on everything because he would go on the
court and then s himself off I think
that’s probably where the danger lies
for something like that well the NL took
that took player props out I think after
Ryan Tandy which is annoying cuz player
props are
fun I don’t if if a team if someone’s
betting on themselves to win I don’t
have a problem with that neither
but you can’t in [ __ ] almost anything
no it’s yeah but boxing is a weird one
dude it’s a weird sport like I don’t
think you’d be able to bet on yourself
in
MMA I don’t think you can in UFC anyway
yeah I’m
not no they can’t bet on any UFC fight
yeah there you go you it’s a weird one
mate it is it’s it’s very strange it’s
but it’s the it’s it’s boxing and racing
you know just as dodgy as each other you
can bet on your own horse you can bet on
yeah yeah not a problem well I guess of
course you can bet on your own horse
right yeah but you know boxing obviously
they don’t give a
[ __ ] probably because of the different
promotion thing you’re representing
yourself not beholding to anyone May
it’s cowboy stuff it is Cowboy [ __ ] um
do we dribble and then get the [ __ ] out
of here yeah cuz tobler wants to go
tobler’s got to go tobler’s like
scratching at the door but he but he’s
putting some light shifts mate he’s
putting in L the kid deserves some time
off to let him go no get those big old
titties I could be
cing getting out we got [ __ ] to do mate
we actually got an interview tonight
punters and
dribblers there are only what there’s
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thinking Cody totes is buy some that guy
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out of the blue and just goes mate had
your Ros the other day [ __ ] me it was
good so made his brought her Magnum
around and just thoroughly enjoyed it C
they were camping wh one out it was ice
cold he said they pounded it and we
don’t lie we don’t lie about our about
anything we do here and this was this
gentleman came up to was like 9:30 sort
of actually even no it wasn’t it was
like 10 it was like 10:45 at night when
all you want to do is get home and he
had such a elite experience with the
Rosé felt compelled
compelled by the Ros itself to say
something to us so there you go h. shop
KY tits wants to buy an SMP
belt you’ve got an S SMP belt or you
want to buy an S SMP
belt probably yeah I don’t know exactly
what you’re talking about but if you’re
talking about just the belt that goes
through the [ __ ] little metal clasps
yes I wear one of those like every day I
don’t have it on today granted you saw
my new belt that I got last week see Bel
didn’t you see yeah he showed us the
flame flames on it I got it out you were
filming it it arrived in a package and
you filmed it Jesus Christ I jesus are
you with us bro don’t remember it at all
the flame belt is the S&P one I think if
yeah that sort of a style yeah where did
you where didd you learn about those
belts I Willie told me about them this
morning no was in like when you got that
belt cuz it looked cool like obviously
you’re a you’re a [ __ ] you know an
erco troid I just saw the flames on it
and I thought it was sick so I bought it
I was in 10 on the weekend tote country
you are in tote country I’m I’m more of
an kville operator but yeah close enough
are they not close they’re [ __ ] right
next they’re the same thing right next
each that’s the most [ __ ] in West
thing wow well to Country would
officially be Kenville wouldn’t it NOCO
is tote country new town is how the [ __ ]
is New Town not tote country it’s very
much tote country I thought we talking
about Cody tote country well no Cody
I’ve never seen a trendy bunch of people
at the ca on the weekend [ __ ] great
where were you I did actually want to
ask what soulmate [ __ ] unbelievable
food shout out to her but everyone there
was like M how trendy are these people
like see sometimes trendy tips on the
over the edge of being cool and being
like you look like a [ __ ] no people
in there look like complete [ __ ] wits
but that that would well then I don’t
call that trendy like as trendy I said
trendy I see and I go like like I
couldn’t pull it off but you still look
cool you know then there’s like but no
okay let me let me reframe it they some
like a lot of people there would look
trendy okay but I would never wear it
but I couldn’t pull it off no whereas in
the East everyone’s walking around with
their wi cell bags on you know what I
mean and they’re like Prada or sunnies
and [ __ ] like it’s different very tacky
this was quite trendy oh easn sub is t t
City oh my God tackiest place on Earth
yeah faou in the extreme T Tac City so
tacky whereas these people at soulmate
on the weekend lot of trendy people
there okay okay lot of trendy
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people that’s
all right let CH to’s good to go so I’m
Eddie big night drib here um a bit
behind actually sorry boys but I’m on
620 and Tom’s blowing up about AFL being
on at the P
now don’t get me wrong people like their
sports but AFL are you [ __ ] Su C
anyway I work at a pub and I always get
people not always maybe once awake one
person can you put the AFL on you put
the on [ __ ] no C why yeah why the [ __ ]
are we changing it you’ve got a pub 150
C here that I watched in the footy and
you go good D I’m putting the one TV on
no [ __ ]
off [ __ ] off yep you get someone going
oh it’s Sunday afternoon let’s put the
AFL on it’s a [ __ ] nights game in
Newcastle sorry buddy keep walking
just started to implement the rule
telling everyone to go oh we don’t
actually have AFL in new sou
Wilds that generally works
so anyway boys AFL never and i r forever
be you soon yeah look that’s well said
from that guy this is the sort of BL the
yzx fought for yeah you know what I mean
well this is a guy who I’d like to run
our state the Nelson yep has [ __ ]
signs under their TV saying NRL priority
TV so when these [ __ ] losers come in
and go oh I want to say that like cross
play the [ __ ] freal Dockers yeah
right mate was you [ __ ] the enal the uh
sorry the the Nelson Tom and shout out
to it is a pubs Pub yep it’s
Unapologetic yep and it delivers in spad
shout out to this great young Australian
standing up for what’s right I think
that’s absolutely terrific absolutely
terrific if you want to watch AFL in our
state watch it on your [ __ ] phone and
shut up shut up um boys just a Monday
night dribbler here quick question 3:30
on the 1kg Eddie is a former roller of
note is that good heard tobler today did
a 410 2 minute 05 splits he said that
was good didn’t think it was that
impressive had to one up suck on it to
lot Chez 330 is good mate you should for
a 1K for 1K that’s good it’s quicker
than you did the other day I have no
idea what I did I’m just curious pretty
it’s pretty it’s it’s reasonable what
did I do what did I do 33 you’re like
337 or something yeah okay that’s not
that bad then so then mine’s not that
bad [ __ ] nice yeah but he beat you I
didn’t give a [ __ ] if he beat me I just
don’t know what I did I don’t remember
even doing that time uh mate that’s
that’s that’s pretty handy it’s not bad
at all the the reason I was shocked if
toet did 205 was because for 500 M or
410 rather was because wait for 500 or a
kilometer for a kilometer 205 time 2 is
14 the reason that I was surprised by
that is because it’s tobler
and the tits and
stuff yeah yeah well done good timing
great timing mate you should be proud of
yourself with a 3:30 it’s
good to be honest though dude if I got
3:30 something then is it that
good does this bloke strike you as like
an elite operator don’t know he sounds
like a [ __ ] dribbler who’s proud of a
time that he’s knocked out you know what
I mean give him a pet on the back I’m
not sure you’re saying it’s good I’m
trying to work
great well you said it was I’m trying to
work out cuz it’s I said it’s pretty
good that’s what I said I said it’s
pretty good what’s good what’s good like
what’s good good what do you push if you
did three minutes that’s [ __ ] good if
you were like yeah bro I did 3 minutes
like who
impressive 3 to 315 is very good like
Josh does like 306 or something and then
throws up in the gutter for like [ __ ]
4 hours yeah red lines it red lines it
but that’s
1K 2K different Beast if you’re don’t
sub six minutes in a 2K that’s
Elite like [ __ ] elate
Elite Jesus sub
six that’s 1 minute 30s splits for that
for that distance which is sickening
stuff that is sickening we red line on
130 and we’re doing it for like [ __ ]
he’s like 24 for like one strike and
then you’re like oh I’m [ __ ] I’m
completely dead all right let’s move on
hey boys how’s it going I got one for
Eddie on keeping that uh palm tree alive
just get a bucket big enough for the
plastic pot to fin in half fill it with
water and put the Palm in there leave it
soaked for a few hours take it out let
it drain and just do it every couple of
weeks and if it turns you on at a cap
full of seao or Charlie carp some [ __ ]
like that to it I do this to all our
indor plants and it even keeps those
[ __ ] fiddly figs
alive well for any more plant tips smoke
a peg cuz that’s all I’ve got bye okay
good to know good to know I’m shocked
all these people don’t want to see you
dye your hair though that is something
that’s insane like they’re I mean now
maybe these guys are just like I’m a
green thumb let me give you some advice
like I not that I have any gardening
tips but I just wouldn’t be giving them
to
because I’m like well because I don’t
care what the outcome is right so I
don’t want to I don’t want to like it’s
like what I am is ESS I’m David atra
well I’m sure they do I’m sure they do I
hope that’s why they’re giv advice no
but like I’m saying if you’re if you’re
David atra right when you go into the
jungle I’m sure David aten BR likes
Lions but you can’t interfere with the
natural order of things and what you
really want to happen is to see whatever
happens happen if a lion kills a sweet
cute baby [ __ ] calf then that’s what
has to happen if Eddie [ __ ] these plans
and needs to dye his hair jet black as
well as his beard for 3 weeks then
that’s what needs to happen if tobler
needs to get a tattoo of a dead [ __ ]
Palm on him then that’s what needs to
happen I just am shocked that oh well in
fence it’s only a couple of people but
I’m starting now to lean towards jet
black Eddie I think that’s more where
I’m going now cuz these people are
trying to help you
cheat mate tobler was getting
invis you know what I mean did he act on
it I don’t know if he was or not didn’t
do me any good right
okay do you how many times I saw you put
those Palms outside yeah like once once
yeah but you’ll never hear on Fridays
when we’d put them out oh right so once
a week’s enough should be there every
[ __ ] day I guarantee every day I’m
inia these boys will be out there
bathing we’ll see and that thus the B
might not be enough well we’ll see won’t
we cuz they look pretty [ __ ] good at
the
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moment I’m just [ __ ] out in BR here
baby I’m just seeing what
happens but I am now starting to lead
towards J jet black
Ed where’s to get in his tattoo do we
describe do we decide on that Cody to’s
got to draw it lower
back oh yeah on the body it’s on the leg
no it’s on your it’s on your it’s on
your oh is it just above his
[ __ ] I think it’s a [ __ ] stand
that’s what I said L back you back yeah
but then I moved it can’t change the the
bet now it’s too late where where do you
get it then on my leg right okay all
right let’s dble this one’s a followup
from uh a stalker call we had a couple
of weeks ago he’s called back with more
information um the guy who was 25 living
out of home giving his washing to his
mom oh his undies and socks were gone
and he woke up in the middle of the
night and she was watching him sleep oh
he’s called back with more what happened
to the guy whose EX is was getting a
facial in his mom’s kitchen we spoke to
him on the phone yeah we did oh that’s
right they all blend in together don’t
they yeah so this is a follow-up call
geez that’s Punchy even saying that
story is Punchy let alone liveing it
everybody just calling back um from my
sing dribble the other day um yeah sorry
for the vagueness in the last one uh so
basically first of all the the place I
was living in was like a pool house on a
28 28 acre property up in ad Hills
um so yeah there was no sort of key for
the door or anything um yes 26 year olds
should be doing their washing but I
didn’t actually have a laundry so Mom
was doing it um in terms of yeah so yeah
woke up she’s standing there took me a
second to be like who the [ __ ] is this
and then eventually realized which then
probably scared me a little bit
more um and then yeah went to go for my
phone to to call the cops um can’t find
my phone can’t find my car keys she’s
Hing all that stuff so it was like
freaking out by thinking you know what
the hell are you doing here and how am I
going to get out of this um so yeah
basically i’ like sit there and talk to
her for a couple hours and be like are
you okay what’s going on proba the like
come [ __ ] ke my phone um eventually
like she wouldn’t give me any of that
sort of stuff eventually I um just
started flipping the mattress in the bed
and cushions on the couch all that sort
of thing um found the car he on the
phone got in the car and sped the hell
out of there
um and then yeah in terms of uh legal
action that just had to go down the cops
get get a report gu do on the reports
like yeah okay buddy like you know
someone’s talking you you’re 6’2 and a
little bit chubby like doesn’t make any
sense um but then you get a report you
add sort of a person’s name to it if
they’ve got um pass up that will go um
on there and will come up and picked on
her name and almost fell off his chair
um it’s like oh I can’t say what’s on
here but all I can say is be bloody
careful um but then yeah I was sort of
going like how the hell did she find my
dress and so I’ve got a little Earth
moving business and was hiring a lot of
um like excavators and trucks at the
time so the Instagram page was always
tagging one high company um and the
owner of there would just give me a call
every now and then for a chat he called
me up about two weeks later he’s like oh
I haven’t heard from you what’s going on
I was like Matt you wouldn’t believe
what’s happened to me explain the story
to him he goes oh hey like you’ve got an
account um admin G don’t you I like no
he oh I’m so sorry I think I know how um
a few weeks ago we had a a girl call out
say that she was your count um admin and
had to check if postal and residential
um so yeah that’s how she got that so
was
from house that she was talking me um
but yeah not too sure what other
information you want but yeah can assure
you it is not nice feeling and it scares
ABS [ __ ] out but yeah if you anything
else give us a call well wow dude that’s
[ __ ]
etch you’ve got an account oh my God
that’s so [ __ ] is that is that any
similar at all to this [ __ ] show
you’re watching reindeer games whatever
the [ __ ] it’s called yeah yeah yeah
wower very hectic yeah well thanks for
the [ __ ] info I don’t think I need
any more that I don’t think so I think
case close case well yeah
guilty the way they find the address is
something like I wouldn’t think like
that you got to think like that you got
to think like a you got have sio in your
veins Tom you got to be you got to be
pure
sicko have we got one more mhm all right
and then we’ll let you go to run free
Tom di to uh sweet and S sauce dribble
here um I was just listening to old
mates dribble about the poo in the uh
vanity and it just reminded me have a
story on a foot Trip Away we’re all
sitting at a bar and one of the boys
whips out a wallet goes into the
bathroom takes a big old [ __ ] in the
wallet closes it up goes and throws it
out the front of the pub and for about
an hour and a half to two hours we just
sat there drank piss and watch people
pick up this wallet and check to see if
there was any money in don’t me to find
a giant
turd um yeah
anyways two it soon mainly never are you
lost I’m not lost I’m I’m amused I’m a
little bewildered by the uh the the the
game play there are you across what that
man was doing he was [ __ ] into a
wallet yeah but why that’s why I’m lost
well because he’s a [ __ ] dero and KN
it was him was his mate but like so but
whose wallet would that [ __ ] in that’s I
it sounds like they prepared with a
wallet just to poo into and then leave
it out there and watch people pick up a
poo wallet like oh so they would poo in
a wallet and La it out and when people
picked it up cuz they thought they’d
make money it was full of poo yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let’s put
that can we put that bit of audio into
like what any Media Kit we send out to
Brands and just be like so who’s your
audience this guy dude Pooh wallet I
actually like that I respect it it’s a
poo I respect it po
Vuitton yeah okay that’ll do I think
that’ll do us shout out to the Poo
wallet dribbler um definitely not the
sweet and sour Source dribbler yeah the
Poo wallet dribbler and that’s that we
will see you all later bye bye could you
do just not talk anymore