Jersey Jerry and Ryan cannot leave the Chicago Barstool office until they break a very specific world record. The record is for the longest time controlling a balloon in the air between two people at 3 hours 58 minutes and 44 seconds. They must alternate each hit and the balloon must not hit the ground.
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um me and Ryan are going to are going to
do this challenge tonight I think the
record is 3 hours move close to that mic
in front of you
relax 3 hours 58
minutes 4 something
seconds we’re going to attempt to break
this record tonight so pretty much we
got to do is keep this balloon
up for 4
hours which sounds
easy and then I watched a few videos of
people attempting it for that
long and I’m kind of nervous but we’re
going to we stretched out before we’re
not going to get stiff I’m hydrated
which could possibly a bad thing because
we didn’t work out piss brakes yet but
Lucas do we have a
timer yes all right we got time so on
the first hit we’ll start
right yes all right let’s get this show
on the road if all goes smooth 4
hours it’s going to go smooth yeah no
100% all right ready Lucas let’s do this
go ahead here we go here we go and it’s
a real Balloon by the
way it’s a real balloon see come
on start the clock
it’s not bad no is that too tough is
that too hard for you you do whatever
you want clock running
Lucas 15 seconds
in I’ll tell you what there’s going to
be some close
calls oh my bad my bad my bad that’s on
me that’s on me that’s
okay listen
is that bad was that bad right all right
it’s a float that’s all the bad
right I got a feeling something bad’s
going to
happen I just hope it
doesn’t the
chck doing that a
lot all right no no no [ __ ] no
[ __ ] no [ __ ] we can [ __ ] around
for like 15 minutes yeah we get to an
hour or 2 hours we can’t can’t I got can
I be honest I’m already
bored I’m just being honest but we’re
breaking records over here that’s what
we’re
doing stay mentally walked in
here we need to go softer softer
yeah stud your time
that was close that was close
call that was a good one my bad my bad
my
bad those ones up in the air as long as
it doesn’t hit the light yeah gives us
time to adjust to it PL
time 2 minutes in listen no
updates every half hour I want an update
I want no updat between
them super chats you got to read super
chats anybody that doesn’t get a Super
Chat red let me
know my neck’s getting sore
oh the uh on
my went
out you want to spin you like that you
want to switch side so you can see yeah
I’ll switch side so I can see the
chat somebody said EBT chair welfare FR
hey it wasn’t fr wasn’t
frog that was that was short
ride what are we doing
here not like this this side yeah it’s a
good
one my bad my bad my
bad that’s bad
one hope the balloon Pops at 357 that’s
me I don’t see the balloon
popping are these waited for a certain
uh certain amount of
hits
no sent back s back yeah get back get
back get back I I don’t like what we’re
doing here come on come on come
back $5 Jerry do it behind the back hit
all
oh [ __ ] it’s on me it’s on me it’s on me
that’s on me all right all right all
right all I can’t listen to
nobody I’m not listening to
nobody that was bad that was bad okay
there’s a rule here we’re not going to
listen to
nobody that’s on me that’s on me okay
I’m my bad that’s on
me all all right Lucas know you yep all
right start the start the
clock ready after your first hit here we
go that was [ __ ] up minutes
going at least minutes I know $5 Jerry
want to refer me for junior AE roll bar
just open an
ny I don’t know what that is $5 any
chance Jerry can do a live poo dog in
between hitting the balloon
no Jerry see somebody said Jerry this is
boring listen it is boring but we’re
trying to accomplish a a goal here
trying to break a
record sometimes boring records got to
be broken
too $5 take the sweatshirt off now Jerry
it’s going to be too much an hour in too
much an hour in
why maybe they’re saying you’re going to
get
sweaty maybe $5 what happens if you need
to piss I don’t know we didn’t think
about that
$5 if you’re a real man Jerry you’ll
pull a piss dog half
in half in
what that’s a good hit
there $5 Jerry Hood hoodie is a bad
fashioned choice you will sweat like
Frank the Tank after 2 hours better take
it off early I wear hoodies all year
round dud
my I ain’t going to
lie this is this is
boring but we got to do
it got to do
it I just don’t know if I have the
mental capacity to look at this for 4
hours yeah you’re big right
yeah buy I just looked this up and it’s
not even a record yeah it is 2 minutes
in I can guarantee you kids uh seniors
from Avon High School oh really where’s
Avon Indiana
oh
ah how you didn’t how you getting
injured from the balloon
is
the my bad that’s a bad hit who do you
want as a wide receiv receiver you
guys I want that fast guy that what it
word worth oh
okay yeah people say it’s
not we said of course this was set by a
couple of kids in Avon Indiana why is
that like a Waring count or something I
have no idea to
honest $5 jeremi Nona was having some
teeth made before her dentist foreclosed
can she swing by and grab them after the
stream yeah
I’ll tell you what the LED lights are
starting to bother me I’m
not they’re starting to bother me they
bright $5 Jerry who do you want the
Steelers to take in the first round we
can talk Steelers all night to keep you
distracted tackle want a
tackle I want that tackle from Georgia
$5 hit the balloon underand so arm
doesn’t get tired as
easy got wait in here
dude we definitely uh definitely try
to $5 it’s me again can’t wait to ask
you to do behind the back again 2 hours
in
no that now good thing we got that out
the way early I mean five minutes in I
guess yes that’s
fine 20 minutes well I’ll kind
of Jerry are we reading super chats that
are promos for other
podcast uh yeah sure $5 subscribe to the
look at you go pod if you’re jer no no
no not not not no I mean bar barcel
podcast yes not other people podcast
that’d be illegal I get in trouble it $5
Jerry lost his fast
ball lost my fast
ball
that $5 is Conelly streaming I might
switch over to that go ahead he ain’t
streaming listen I’ve come to the
realization it don’t matter what we do
everybody
so we’re we’re going to start breaking
recs and now is going to feel good
though
yes there’s no that accomplish
my bad it’s all
good so start moving towards
my
we Rico said he was a a problem in this
game when I was on the phone with him
earlier said back in his uh high school
days he used to play this a lot he was a
prop
that I
know said
bulky buddy I pay my taxes like I do
every
year don’t you worry about yourself
$5 free Jerry fragrance let’s go low for
a little bit yeah for a little bit let’s
just go
low yeah yeah yeah
yeah go low less stress less
strain $5 it takes about 3 seconds for
the balloon to go back and forth so
Jerry will hit the balloon almost 5,000
times
it’s a lot of
times $5 Connelly would pre-record and
scam us let’s go
Jerry connell’s a bad guy he’s a bad
guy actually kind of happy that his
ex-girlfriend cheated on
him I like this I like this I we got
something here it’s easy it’s calm we’re
relaxed we don’t got a [ __ ] stress
we’re in the zone not running around
anyway well I don’t understand what
people’s obsession with my
hairs I
understand $10 nice hair plugs
Jerry yeah I don’t understand
why Hey listen I’ll do something for the
guys how many followers we got on Rumble
right now
Lucas one second
8000
8,000 we
get we get to 50K
tonight if we if we get to 50,000
followers on
Rumble
tonight no I’m not going to say no no
never mind cuz I there’s a chance that
crazy chance we might have it’s a lot
it’s a lot yeah but it’s also it could
be a bad idea to say something I was
going to say say I’ll start over oh that
could be bad that could be bad that
could be
bad you don’t want to regret that no no
no I’m not going to regret I hear what
you mean
that yeah who’s who’s who’s doing that
what’s that most consecutive live stream
what’s that is that a hashtag
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people said there’s
1.7k
followers
no Jerry $5 can my boy Gino dolphin get
a shout out can
I $5 Jerry absolutely no energy this
early on what happened also you’re going
to get hotter than a rattlesnake’s Tain
with that
buddy buddy this isn’t this is this is
this is I got to say focused dude cuz
last time I got unfocused the balloon
Dro listening to you guys $5 Jerry I
really hope you don’t have to go to the
bathroom don’t think about waterfalls
fire hoses or dripping faucets
next tram will be a fact if somebody
says $5 I started this challenge at the
same time my record will stand 2 minutes
after you are done I will be
K $5 for one minute go headers only chat
says
so no because go no no no listen no no
no we’re not we’re not we’re that that
wasn’t part of the
deal you guys didn’t want to make a deal
last week so I had to make my own deal
$5 Jerry I’m going on a third date
tomorrow with a nice girl could be the
one any advice should I wear cargo pants
thanks and Advance yeah we’re Caro pants
I love Caro pants
$5 every hour remove one appendage from
play what do that mean arm
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leg $5 let’s get a Ryan backstory since
we’re going to be here a while like a
live podcast just with a balloon live
podcast with
balloon hey Bobo Bobo one week what
buddy you don’t got to be here bud go to
back
we’re getting high away next problem
next
problem Jerry next challenge should be
if you can pass second
grade I think I can pass second
gr what do they do in second grade
C
more all right Let’s do let’s do some
trivia jaat got any questions
let’s do some
trip Cheeto
Bandido give that guy a 5 minute B cuz I
said so
we have 15 minutes
yet
14 you
Friday no Friday yeah what’s
Friday Coke Fest oh what film fest yeah
I think our movie is great I think our
movie is great who’s your
director
um how much did you slow down the bowl
last
week
listen we we might have slowed the B we
might have
not that’s here nor there
trivia what is the biggest
dog biggest
dog [ __ ] biggest
doll it’s not a
pit biggest 15 minutes I would say the
biggest dog would
be so what was B told
what kind of dog was
that no maybe it came toward so maybe
that made my final
answer where you going what are you
doing out here I mve the light closer oh
oh not bad bad hit bad hit bad
hit $5 Jerry what’s your favorite PE Hub
category what’s that oh
porno I don’t know Latino
maybe not a big PE guy
we’re not going to we’re not going to
talk about 911 on this show $5 first
stream favorite NY bagel shop and
Diner
uh I I only been to one bagel shop in
New York honestly really yeah it was the
one that was across the street I forget
what it’s called
wh why is this guy worried about me
sweating I don’t
understand
fine is real or we’re not talking about
that $10 Jerry got a first dat tomorrow
any recommendations on what cologne I
should put on well if your first dat
small you’re going to have to probably
go to the mall put on that one million
well Taco ran 1 million that would be a
good
one what tree does an acorn acorn come
from I don’t know acorn
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tree is that even a thing acorn
tree I like when you’re sweaty that’s
gay $5 Jerry if you hit the balloon
behind your back I’ll name my soon to be
son Milo Jerry red believe I don’t
believe
that $5 Jerry sit down and hit
it uh we’re going to we’re we we’ll see
this we’ll see this we’ll play We yeah
we’ll play this out we’re we’re in we’re
in a good spot right now $5 my bank and
Arizona refused to let me cash out my
savings today what do I
do
[ __ ] is Jerry Muslim no I’m not
Muslim I used to get confused with a
Muslim friend I had Adam back in the day
though shout out to Adam at the Hooka
Lounge I haven’t seen him in
years $10 sorry for the illegal pod
shout out just a huge fan my cousin
Mariana was a huge fan your Walmart
video thanks
Maran no I’m not
Jewish $5 what percentage of your money
is currently hidden underneath your
floorboards zero
$5 any advice for my boy Colin hottie
who has small meat
syndrome no no advice well I think they
sell penis
pumps can try a penis
pump $5 should have filled those pant
Pockets full of tots for refueling
purposes oh my God that’s such a good
idea be a bad idea I know
I
know
I $5 $50 sit down and hit the wow 50
spot thank you for the 50 that’s big he
said sit down and hit the
balloon sit but but that makes it worse
listen we’re only going to do that for
for not a lot of time I’ll do it for a
couple of times
why do they want me to no no no no no no
no no no no no n so [ __ ] this is
[ __ ] bro I can’t listen to these guys
man no this these guys are [ __ ]
up $5 set a minimum distance green line
to green line or half listen buddy don’t
tell us how to do the stream bud this is
the this is what we’re doing okay these
guys are trying to make us mess
up we’re not doing
that $10 when did you realize you were
like [ __ ] I got motion
twin
per that’s that’s like a line that’s
just like the best line
ever that line can never be like done
ever again so
good since since
birth who’s your least favorite Steeler
of all time
ooh
wow
[ __ ] probably Ry
Burns cornerback terrible from Miami one
of the worst draft picks I’ve ever seen
lius sued was really
bad Jerry have you ever ate a booger I
mean yeah when I was
little terrible stream again yet you’re
still here bud what what
like I don’t know what to tell
you don’t don’t watch F now you’re
getting me off my
game $5 Jerry hit if you hit the balloon
in the air you’re a Biden
supporter that’s not come on we’re not
bringing politics into this tonight
that’s a fake
comment $5 Jerry my girlfriend is stuck
in the washing machine do you have any
idea how to get her she’s not she’s not
what does this guy do that’s what
they’re saying yeah his girlfriend is
randomly stuck in a washing machine why
don’t you help him out instead of making
fun of her open up the washing machine
that’s that first a
start how much time we at
30 23 oh my God
$5 is Ryan allowed to speak tell us
about your life dude what did you do
before bar school he I what you to suck
his
dick Ryan Ryan used to work for the Big
10 Network
yeah big 10 University of Iowa ESPN Fox
ESPN Fox wow that’s
good I was doing a lot of like runin
utility stuff with them with a lot of
the football
games theam ban that guy permanent ban
producer Lucas won ban him now permanent
ban permanent
B There You
Go $5 Ryan I’ll Veno you $100 to pop the
balloon oh hell no there ain’t a price
that’s crazy there ain’t no price
tonight listen somebody sends a 10 ,000
no no no we’re not doing anything like
that no no no
no cuz this this is I don’t trust these
guys on the on the
chat as much as it would go a long way
with my student loans yeah I can’t do it
canot do
it I would have done it for 100 bucks
that’s
crazy
that’s five
Jerry have you stopped listing the
future in solidarity with qb1 r yes yes
yes I have go bills 123 Jerry sucks well
Bill suck how’s
that
Bub oh I like the fist a little bit fist
in it’s
good don’t
[ __ ] favorite J Truck what’s that
D no I didn’t know Mike Mickey Lee
growing up no I don’t know what that
is Mickey Lee Mikey
Leach what’s a fire breathing lizard
called I don’t know dragon
$5 if I donate $1,000 would you do the
whole stream with your feet
only I I don’t think so I don’t think so
no
no that was on
you draging these nuts oh man you got me
great
job $10 tell Jerry he has to say Mark
Pope was a good hire for Kentucky
basketball why do I have to say
that I don’t even know who Mark Pope
is $5 Jerry if you don’t drop the
balloon TJ watt will tear his ACL this
year balls in your court if I don’t drop
the
balloon
perfect buddy this is his stream this is
his stream okay this ain’t no Delight
this is the
stream my bad that’s on me that’s on me
that’s on
me Jerry is Mark Titus a douche I don’t
think so no nice
guy give us one he all right how’s that
you like that you like
that buddy yeah ban that guy for 5
minutes saying I’m close with d
oh man this is this is this is brutal
but sometimes you got to got to break
wet records got to break
records look at Kaylin Clark shatter
you she sold more Revenue in jerseys
than the whole I believe I
believe that was a good comment Jerry
plays balloon like a girl I like that
why does everybody get mad when I wear
cargo pants I don’t
understand $10 what happened with Kevin
Connelly or did you get paid to sign an
MDA
what never signed an NBA
stole stole [ __ ] money from
it $7 Jerry would now be a good time to
ask you to do the dishes or no dishes
nothing when’s the next steel here
podcast uh actually we’re going to do
one maybe uh tomorrow drop it tomorrow
maybe do like a pre-draft one then maybe
post-draft that would be a good one
I’ll be honest my eyes are starting to
go my eyes are starting to
go it’s the
LEDs Connelly told me in DMS you were
lying yeah I’m lying I know I know I
know I know
get you got to R me back in when it
start to get [ __ ] crazy I mean they
will work I’m not going to take you off
flow and you’re still getting all that I
why are people obsessed with my hair on
this app every every [ __ ]
week $5 Jerry where’d you get your hair
plugs I want ones just as good as
[ __ ] good hair my bad my bad it’s
okay save it buddy how about how about
you suck how about that how about
that $5 Jerry you hit the balloon like a
school girl do a
trick no because last time I did a trick
the balloon
dropped 30 minutes
woo it’s our first Milestone here
it’s big it’s
big it’s our first
Milestone $100 bounce the balloon off
your butt one
time somebody sent $100 for that
Ser no it was
$5 like 100 damn that’s pretty
good now I see why Connelly didn’t want
to pay for your content buddy okay
these people they just never seem to
amaze me they never seem to amaze
me dude I can I can put out one 30
second video and get
[ __ ] more interaction than Kevin
coling has had in the last 10 years
but shout out to Kevin Conley’s X for
cheating on them we love
you shout out Erica new
business new Endeavors we miss
you will Ryan be fired if he drops the
balloon
no how are you reading the comments
while doing the balloons well we have a
big screen with that shows all the
comments
Jerry I like the content I watch every
week thanks buddy means a
lot Erica had the I nicest Stompers oh
yeah well no I’m not saying anything
about bring it back bring it back bring
it back bring it back
that $10 would you rather have unlimited
bacon but no more video games or Games
Unlimited games but no more games
what give me the
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games I got
this
yeah vol
when jinc stream I can’t get in touch
with that guy he’s too [ __ ]
massive how much of a tip do you need to
drop the balloon
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50,000 50 spot
spot we ain’t droing the balloon Biden
just backed out of what
sketch isn’t listen I love sketch sketch
isn’t bigger than
jinxy yet he might one day yes but jinxy
is way bigger than sketch right
now but sketch has a chance to become
bigger than jinxie for sure
all right one kick one
kick that’s it that’s it no
more how you going to cheat this week
unfortunately this week we can’t get out
of
this sketch is pretty huge right now
yeah he’s very big right now but jinxy
is way bigger than
that no I didn’t see what sketch said
about
me Jerry might
I it’s moving too fast shout out three
years sober love that love
that sketch is a clout
Chaser I mean I don’t think so
but $5 what happens if one of you guys
has to take a [ __ ] halfway through I
don’t know I don’t
know that be tough
when are you having your kid I’m I’m not
pregnant buddy $5 hi Jerry I’m a
photographer at a local news station can
I come get some video of this also can I
have my $5 back well
notable $10 when are you having sketch
back you were the first to bring him
into the
mainstream I don’t know if sketch would
come back
that would be awesome if we
did a fun sh we
had oh
that’s how many we got watching
Lucas six nice that’s
good $10 Jersey Jerry promotions set me
up firsts Nate at Ru and rowy
Nate I don’t know if Nate will want to
Jerry is a loser thanks
bro appreciate
that b
what I mean p dog definitely is on the
table tonight maybe towards the end so I
don’t have to pee right now
$5 Jerry did you go to Turkey lately I
want to get hair plugs just like
you I don’t even know I’ll just say
anymore that’s a good one for the for
the VAP you see the vapor view
Lucas yes what if I just make the
segment puff
Jared somebody said
that T CH
$5 who are the Steelers first and second
round draft picks in your
opinion I don’t
know sketch is too big for you now JJ I
mean probably
Jerry did you see what TJ wat tweeted
about the stream no I didn’t
see sometimes he does once in a
blue Tick Tock band just passed the
Senate yeah so did 95 I think billion or
million in Ukraine
too B
$5 we need Jerry and Dr disrespect golf
stream
what doc Jerry and Dr disrespect golf
stream I’ve seen a couple of that guy’s
clips and stuff they’re pretty
good he’s a nice guy it seems like like
seems like he’ be cool like real black
yeah he used
CL
sh then
up Jerry got to be tired you’ve been
working for almost 40
minutes that’s a good one no my ACT my
eyes are going bad on me though cuz the
lights what’s up Max did you guys win y
big wow
congrats anybody get any home
runs
nice that’s great boms love
that two for three two B Max and the
boys had a softball game tonight they
won they’re one
and0 Jerry do you feel bad taking Super
Chat money that should be going to
Ukraine well we don’t see any of the
super chats so
that’s you know we’re we don’t get super
chats I mean it goes to Bar yes but like
we don’t see it
Jerry have you ever had corn the long
way
what oh
like that’s
crazy that’s
crazy boner boy 09 fake news
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me $5 balloon is on a string and can’t
touch the ground Ryan set it up before
the stream prove to me you’re not
cheating we already did 5 minutes into
the Stream
yeah what happens if the balloon pops we
blow up a new balloon and start from
what the time is how’s that
sound $5 Jerry do you think Ryan or
Lucas would win in a
fight uh probably Ryan I
guess tell you what both you guys
definitely beat up me that’s for
just got
that buddy somebody say stepped over the
line I it doesn’t matter we’re at step
there’s no line there is no line got the
whole basketball cour
some me said look behind me nobody was
there oh
God ah that almost one the wind flow my
bad my bad it’s on
me dude there is no healing we BW this
stuff with our
mouth Stu
I wish it
was be a lot honestly a lot easier to
float we have 40 yet
Lucas
43 nice all right we’re we’re moving
we’re
moving something light 4
hours 7 F talking the chat
$5 hair is Faker than the
balloon what is this guy what is this
guy talking about look pull my hair
nothing coming out this guy talking
about I haven’t had a haircut in [ __ ]
weeks balloon definitely on a
stream my sho’s not on tight I checked
already
who’s your favorite barcel employee
besides big
cat I don’t
know favorite barcel employee
oh Rico I like messing around
witho Frank the
Tank $5 Jerry someone I know with deep
connection said it’s all going down
tomorrow just passing the word along
yeah
maybe I wouldn’t doubt
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it what about least favorite
one I don’t
know I mean I probably shouldn’t say
that
$5 what’s your favorite Arnold
schwarzeneger on ner I’ll be back
I’m not commenting on the least favorite
that would be that’d be not good of a
coworker what your favorite dick size
dude where do you guys come up with
these questions
bro my favorite dick size yeah I have a
favorite dick size
flying down I don’t even got a fly on
his
pants $5 Jerry’s arms are starting to
burn no not
yet how tight is the balloon knot it’s
pretty tight
ah it
interesting back right back we can’t
[ __ ]
around I a little nervous because of the
[ __ ] that sprinkler head sh that
sprinkler had a sharp yeah Shar it’s
sharp right I
know that was bad call that was the only
thing I doubt notic
about is it
true have you ever had a normal
conversation with Frank the 10 not
really no
dude you guys got to stop commenting bad
stuff like that it’s not
fun sorry
go Jerry drinks Bud Light no I don’t I
don’t even drink alcohol
alcohol see that guy go viral for like
saying alcohol a weird way
alcohol Jerry are you an inbred
yeah 50 minutes Lucas nope
48 yep that was a good guess
$5 you can only save one from a fire
Miss peaches or TJ watt who would you
save Ah that’s
tough I can’t I’m not answering that
stuff
dude that’s that’s inhumane yeah that’s
we’re not talking about death and
stuff $5 Jerry idea for next week live
stream of watching grass
grow I mean that would take a long time
you see that gamut this spee has got
yeah very nice G
that’s oh smiling the whole
video Jerry can you spitball some future
Jerry after dark
ideas well I don’t really have any ideas
they just kind of come up
randomly $5 odds on Ryan painting
tonight that was crazy I thought you
were dead yeah s a lot of white like a
ghost I thought you took like a pill or
a Molly or something and just overdose
or something that was scary no no just
locked up locked up my
knees oh we’ll be good Chad not
tonight only in VES
$5 JJ’s Justin Fields
Elite no
$5 Bears or Steelers finishing better
this year Steelers like they do every
year season finale of Jerry after dark
yeah Jerry no I
didn’t escape room would be fun that’d
be a good one
I like that
idea had to get up there for a little
series finale hopefully that’s from Greg
311 but you’re watching buddy that’s all
that
matters people stop watching then it’s a
problem $5 I see greatness in you Jared
I see greatness in myself
too thank you brother
$50 can we get a Jerry Trump
2024 love
that he’s asking you to say Trump 2024 I
think oh Trump 2024
do a do a permanent ban on boner
boy I want to see that permanent B on
that
guy will you kill someone for Trump
we’re not talking about
that no
Jerry do you regret voting for Biden
never voted for
Biden I didn’t even look at that
one I’ll tell you what an hour went by
kind
of fast kind of fast not an hour yet oh
whatever 52 minutes 55 minutes where I
think it helps with the the questions
and L just get the chat eyes closed for
two minutes that would be automatic drop
yeah that’s
crazy $5 next stream Jerry vers chat
in-person
challenges that’s gooda
$5 when is KB making his Jerry after
dark debut I don’t
know $5 Jerry how tall are you 55 I
think 5’6 maybe on a good
day $5 Jerry double hit where’s Double
hit they’re saying you hit the ball
twice
what $5 hard watch or watching hard
watching
hard I love how people get mad but then
they stay and
watch that doesn’t make any sense
treatment
war zone custom Lobby would be a cool
stream I don’t know if you could do that
can you do that I think so that’d be
cool we should do like a
uh like a war zone competition or
something that’d be
cool I think there are
matches
yeah know down and get some water ride
yeah
$5 would hate to see big cat come in and
[ __ ] the
balloon can that be a
disaster
easy give me $5 F Mary kill TJ watt Dave
and Miss peaches we’re not doing that
trying to get me
cancel $5 what flavor
Vape the one that I did the vapor view
on $5 geoguesser with KB would be
fire yeah that’d be
cool it’s pretty good at that
Stu $5 Jerry do you endorse William
football or the establishment candidate
in the
primary support
Bill 5 when you come does it feel like
you’re peeing asking for a friend no
do people like video game streams in the
chat
like is there a cool video game that I
could
stream a good
one how is Vape
cheating oh boom boom boom boom
boom We like streams where you’re
suffering yeah I don’t like those
streams
brutal well that’s bad hit bad hit bad
hit bad hit on me on me on me on me on
me on me it’s it’s that if what if you
hit that little ball I know
yeah d Human Centipede no I never seen
that see that guy likes it more balloon
streams this guy said this will be the
last balloon stream
why is Rumble always so like Twitter is
always so much like
uh oh can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait
it’s going to be great it’s going to be
great and then once we get
to the chat it’s like oh this is
terrible this is terrible this is
terrible terrible terrible terrible 1
hour oh my
God that’s big so J how much more time
we got it’s huge 3 hours 58 minutes or 2
hours 58 minutes 2 hours was 58 minutes
that’s big that’s great that’s
great that wasn’t so bad an
hour was now we’re in the zone where
it’s like it’s it’s getting it’s over
now now we now we we have to we can’t
[ __ ] around
no we own
you you definitely don’t $5 Jerry what’s
your realistic expectations for Russ
this year say he starts all 18 games
what’s your prediction for record
touchdowns interceptions M I think he’ll
throw for
probably 31
touchdowns I think Steelers will
win 10 or 11 games
interceptions 12 14 somewhere around
there
maybe $5 let’s get another Trump 2024
Jerry
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no because we got some crazy Libs in the
chat so we’ll let them we’ll let them
live for a little
bit do you go back and watch your
streams Jerry no not
really come this way little
yeah $5 do you remember a John mcandrew
from Jersey no I
don’t I
don’t $5 would you rather always have
wet socks or always have a popcorn
kernel stuck in your teeth oh that’s
tough probably a popcorn kernel
though that’s tough wet socks for
me $5 Lucas can’t get a third date cuz
his is Tiny Street 41 it shows you how
much you know about football when you
say Steelers finish in last place why
don’t you go Google when’s the last time
the Steelers were last place in the
division you don’t know [ __ ] about
football
Buddy easy R
easy yeah Steelers finished in last
place shut up dude you don’t know [ __ ]
I think this guy’s right this is the
second time he comments it wow my bad my
bad my bad that was close he said the
balloon’s getting smaller it is I
thought so too but I it is right I think
it might be it might be getting small I
am I am getting a little nervous for
that yeah this is something’s going on
with this we got to hit it like like so
can this go down to nothing I think it
oh I think I don’t know I doubt it’s to
nothing I think it’ll just be like
really small yeah a smaller one but
it’ll be heavier Browns Ravens and
Bengals all on the Steelers why don’t
you go do some research buddy and see
when the last time the Ravens beat the
Steelers and what’s Lamar’s record
against the Steelers why don’t you start
there Lamar never beats the
Steelers right here I think it’s getting
smaller it is we just can’t hit it like
too hard too hard
for uh I mean genuinely just a lot just
because the air will come out
of my bad my bad my
bad someone keeps saying Ryan’s going to
faint
I there’s something going on with this
balloon right now I’m not I’m not I’m
not going to lie to you $10 gender is a
lot like the Twin Towers there used to
be two of them but now it’s a sensitive
subject $5 Red Dead Redemption 2 full
playthrough stream I heard that game is
pretty good
$5 hey bud it’s me again time for that
behind the back you owe
us $5 Jerry do you consider granola to
be serial
no granola is pretty good in the Y
though $5 hey balloon buddy Jerry who
you got Holloway or toor
$10 what weighs more Jerry a pound of
bricks or a pound of feathers
bricks are you sure about
that I mean that’s stupid
question how is it a stupid question say
what weighs more bricks or feathers yeah
what weighs more a p bricks or a kind of
feathers bricks
idiot okay
Fus up the
trucks I’m getting we got a backup
balloon I’m starting to get nervous
about this balloon
dude it looks like it’s getting
misshaped I gu like pink one back up oh
what that the other one the one
it does look
Sherry $5 hey Jerry hit the balloon if
you’ve been on Epstein’s
Island czy it’s
crazy I’m going to go this way I want to
SN my water real
quick what are you doing s my water show
you hold on hold on you sure hold hi
hold on good yeah I’m good are you
sure you good okay no
look this is a deflate gate
$5 keep investing in yourself Jerry your
greatest moments lie
ahead
thank I’ve been doing since
20 15 $5 is there any chance Dave does a
deal with Sketch he has no ads right now
and it could be a good deal for barcol
to get younger people I don’t know
message Dave
asking $5 balloon is losing air quickly
much heavier
now balloon is definitely losing air I
will say that I don’t know if it’s like
I think we got let’s let’s focus for the
next while just going really light yeah
yeah yeah
I never played this golf
no Jerry is as stupid as a
brick I mean
maybe I did get good grades in in school
though that was always like a b
B+ hey St
is it possible for this balloon Lucas to
to just completely run out of
air I’m not sure can you Google
it sure but I’m not sure I’m going to
find a
response maybe Google like hey how many
hits till balloon runs out of air
favorite
juice I like this juice the raspberry
lemonade that simply
makes it’s a good
one $10 I can’t tell who’s who can y’all
do shirts for
skins oh
headers is that too much for you or no
no you sure yeah all right I’m done I’m
done I’m done I’m
done $5 baseball home run stream and
Target challenge fishing stream I that’s
what I I I did want to do a fishing
stream I also want to do a uh magnet
stream PFT has a cool magnet when the
weather breaks oh that’d be a cool one
to
do do some night magnet thing that’d be
cool yeah that’d be
awesome football kicking hitting the
upright challenge par five under 1
minute challenge what’s par five under
one
minute $5 if it goes flat are you
starting over or
quitting it ain’t going
flat what the [ __ ] is a night magnet
thing oh it’s this magnet you ever see
the magnets got that get thrown into
like the rivers and stuff like that he
has like a really powerful
one yeah the problem is we don’t really
have the technology
to do outside streams I want to though
I’d rather do outside streams than in
here
$5 Jerry will you let this chicklet boys
release their sandbagger with K Kevin
Connelly dude I never even said they had
to take it down that’s on them if they
wanted to take it down I care less
with at the 2hour Mark Lucas can play
defense for a
minute Disc Golf in one
what’s
that stream Dark Souls it’s a very hard
game that does pretty good viewer
numbers when streams do a clor and be
stuck in a room until you beat it dark
souls that’s the game never heard of
it what are you going to do when you
inevitably have to go to the
bathroom
uh I don’t know
$10 Jerry what weighs more a one lb
balloon or a one lb wrench
wrench you sure about
that I’m not
answering what do you mean you’re not
answering it dude it’s not you’re trying
to [ __ ] trick me I’m
not you say
so Jerry blow some of that flavored air
you’re drinking into the
balloon flavored air what are you
talking
me Jerry why did you eat all the extra
food at the office today big cat do no
extra food at the office bro there was
no extra food at the office we didn’t
order food
today $5 Jerry how many pizza rolls do
you think you could eat in one sitting I
don’t
know 45 55
60 five $5 shout out Erica shout out
Erica in the chat I’ll tell you what I
did look at um Erica’s
[Music]
new job or with the company she works
for they got some cool stuff they really
do they got some cool
[ __ ] Jerry is a dumbass no you’re a dumb
ass
$5 that [ __ ] b a
pop
oh $5 Jerry what was your initiation for
the Latin
canes $20 Jerry another Trump trump 2024
do not let these Libs censor you
I never been
censored I they tried to censor me back
in
2020 or 20 is that 2020 2019 somewhere
around there that’s where Nation came
from me that’s the r
Nation does Jerry have diabetes for real
yeah bro you didn’t know
that $10 why are we promoting malis raw
dogging his dog his ugly dog
$10 the only way you should be able to
stop a Jerry after dark stream early is
if you [ __ ] your pants on
purpose
[Laughter]
not ah
I’m
I’m Jerry do you know where I’m I’m from
Lakewood New Jersey yeah there’s a lot
of Jewish people in Lakewood New Jersey
I don’t know if you’re Jewish or not but
boom
boom Jerry smokes crack thank you
bro one hit wonder stream yeah you’re
here 35 streams
later who’s zinski who’s Jerry zinsky
who’s that
ah
you no more that was close I don’t want
to do
that love the steel here podcast hey
thanks so much
Jerry if you’re sober why do you
vape I don’t
know something to do when there’s
something to do nothing to
do $10 Micah is 10 times better than TJ
sorry yeah Micah just like I own his
little [ __ ] ass on
Twitter I I I crumpled him on Twitter
crumpled ra his ass twice
twice
twice $ Jerry will you be permanent on
Sports advisors this year you make the
show I don’t know I don’t nobody told me
anything yet about
advisers I might just maybe fill in when
Dave’s not around or something
I do want I think I think for advisers
we should do like a we should do like
a a
parl like
with like I like betting props you know
like touchdown scores and
[ __ ] you still do
that no one saw it yeah that’s why it
had like a couple million [ __ ] views
on it
Jerry where were you Jan 6 2021 and why
were you in ny’s
office oh
man Jerry makes 350 Grand a year to
calls a balloon around I don’t make 350
Grand
you thank you think
that a lot less than
that hey Jerry I think they can build a
Walmart Superstore on your forehead what
why I don’t even have that big of a
forehead
JJ get Bobby Burger for one of these
yeah we want I want to do like a night
golf with Bobby but once again we need
like
the certain type of things to do
uh like IRL
stream buddy how many times you going to
Tweet vaping and addiction no [ __ ]
Trevis weed thanks for being a monthly
supporter thank you thank you thank
you oh
[ __ ] Jerry you make 200 Grand a year to
throw balloon around I don’t make 200
Grand a year buddy
thank you
though what a spin on that
one all
no favorite hockey team I don’t really
watch
hockey I don’t watch no
hockey $5 apparently I’d never been on
on live television
before what does that
mean hell does that
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mean I love supporting an uper upper
middle class guy tossing a balloon
around while the rest of us have to do a
real job sorry
buddy life sucks sometimes is what it
is if you don’t want to go to your job
then go get a different job there’s a
lot of jobs
I should probably stop drinking this
water
right stop
yourself with it
somebody said why don’t you just hold
the
balloon give a few prop bets every week
on advisors I’m going to need to see a
little more research out of the kid this
season yeah I want to do some prop bets
I like the prop bets those are
fun Jerry what is your net
worth what is it what does net worth
mean like how much you’re worth how much
money well what is net describe net so
your house your car cancels out by any
debt you
have how much money you have saved
stocks well I don’t have any debt
besides a
house I pay off my credit
cards I don’t
know Jerry why don’t you just hold the
balloon didn’t cuz then I’d be illegal
when are you going to start doing better
streams next
week $20 oh Ryan you almost did a double
hit you almost did a double hit you got
to watch out that was bad was
bad $2 I heard TJ sucks Micah’s pecker
to stay in the league Jerry is this true
no
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I got to be honest I’m starting to lose
a lot of concentration
here just got to walked in J Lo in
starting to lose a lot of concentration
here we had an hour and a half
no
no no where we at an hour 25
Nock we’re not even halfway through this
thing stay focused Jerry stay focused $5
Jerry who has the second best hair plugs
behind you at the
company you want to sit down nah I don’t
want to sit down sitting down was bad I
think it wasn’t it was just my initial
hey we we bowling stream was was very
hard I initi was not easy you crushed
that too that was that was that was a
crush
yeah I didn’t say a racial slur on the
wee balling stream
Jerry if I give my two weeks could I
come work for you sounds better than
teaching High School no I think teaching
is
better power five and under a minute
idea is a relay race to get the ball in
the hole under a certain time period
it’s a reasonable
challenge so you just got to like like
run after you hit it stuff yes uh there
also suggesting poker stream tough rock
climbing stream go-kart Daytona 500 and
in parentheses can Lucas have a
rids I don’t go over Lucas’s sound it’s
not I don’t even know what it is I don’t
go over
it Jerry do you ever speak at treatment
centers and or would you also did you
rock your key tags on your keychain in
your first year don’t cap yeah I speak
at treat
I only carry around
a a
24hour
chip J would your life be better or
worse if you would have bought
Gustavo [ __ ] is
Gustavo I don’t know
there are people fighting fires and
chasing criminals and Jerry bounces a
balloon buddy go go go go find a fire
then go be a cop I don’t have to tell
you this is how my life panned out it is
what it is
people [ __ ] complaining $5 do you own
an air fryer what’s your favorite thing
to cook in it I recently went to Turkey
too and got hair plugs Mustafa sends his
regards nice people
man imagine worrying about how much
another guy
makes terrible
stop being a
[Laughter]
bump why are you hiding an extra balloon
in your
hoodie oh that was
me UAW 1216 watching from break room
Union strong
Gustavo is the 4-year-old horse you were
going to train to
sarota what I don’t know what this guys
talking
about an hour 30 in there we go now
we’re moving now we’re moving so at the
2hour Mark we’ll be halfway because the
stream is 3 hours 58 minutes
yeah that’s good that’s
good that’s
good you guys good do you need any water
do you have to pee or anything no well
we can’t we can’t go
pee what are you talking about I’m just
making sure just in case people like try
to send comments trying to make you
think about having to pee I would not
read them for
you I mean being is the last thing I’m
worried about right now yeah
my bad my bad that’s on me that’s on me
that’s on me what’s the first thing
you’re worried about then what do you
mean you said peing is the last thing
you’re worried about what’s the first
thing you’re worried about keeping this
thing from hitting the
floor what you talking
about $10 TJ gets the Biden treatment
when he wins Awards sad
did Jerry just say he hates
firefighters my buddy’s a
firefighter what’s this guy talking
about I’m the same two notes what what
what two
notes what is he talking about
you do a little hum that’s like
the
oh that
one
yes I do it every day in my
life Jerry four twers teams fastest team
to build a dog house donate all to
charity
I play that game with
myself like I start off slow and then he
waits for the end where it’s like he
goes
crazy you should do a dark stream can’t
leave until you put three in the center
harder than it
sounds what three pull eyes in a row
Dave said this is boring and is shutting
the stream down a minute before the
record is
broken I don’t think that’s true I want
to see
that I mean maybe if so I mean it’s his
true he’s a boss but I don’t think he do
that just a
boss Jerry hairline is natural as the
sour dop breed from brilliantly dumb
show brilliantly dum show proves real
hair F Kevin Connelly paid Rob and not
JJ $5 Jerry did you have to praise a law
after getting a hair plug in Turkey was
that part of the procedure SL
deal no
bom
oh
God it’s not stay focused yet I know
it’s just
[ __ ] I got it I got it I got it
[ __ ] you’re
oh I like that
one hide and go seek it’s a good
one somebody was talking about that
today actually I think it was Chuck n
boom on me that’s on me
sorry
W VAP challenge that doesn’t sound
sounds
bad like IM you got to finish a whole
Vape that
suck you feel like
[ __ ]
way
boom practice the alphabet
backwards damn
zyx I don’t
know Z YX a b c d e f g h q s Tu U
V zyx
W what no I can’t do that I can’t even
no
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that’s a crazy chat
man that’s a crazy
[Music]
chat it’s a bad one crazy
[Music]
his name was
Jerry he was a
snowman if you’re traveling 80 M an
hour how long does it take you to go 80
miles traveling 80 M an hour
how long does it take you to go 80
miles 1
hour right is that right yeah is it
right I’m pretty damn
sure right is that right just say it
again if you’re driving 80 M an hour how
long does it take you to go 80 miles 1
hour right good
job that’s the first math question we’ve
got right
I almost
said [ __ ] 8
minutes said an hour 8
minutes well I don’t know there was
eight in there you
be
flying you got to read that chat Lucas
people saying you’re not reading the
chat yeah it’s a very graphic chat
that
no it’s on Lucas not on me you want me
to read it then I mean if somebody’s
complaining about a chat I Lucas just
want to profess how I feel about Ryan
Ryan I want to cover your butthole in
hot honey and lick it all up what the
there’s still more do you want me to
keep going uh no I’ll I’ll I’ll take the
EXE decision to have that’s what I
thought why is your number seven favor
number 17 how does that guy know
that that’s on me that was on me that
was on
me I hit off my fingertips it just
slipped away see that’s the scary stuff
that could happen we got to focus
CCP Ryan what the [ __ ] is that
[Music]
man fire Lucas fire
Lucas
buddy you can’t fire
Lucas that’s all we
got thanks for the
endorsement favorite rapper J
[ __ ] I like con
West $10 Jerry hasn’t defended TJ in my
last two super chats fake fan coward
buddy you’re not even TJ
one $5 Libs have Jerry’s balls crying
laughing emoji
$5 Jerry would you have lunch with Jesse
Smet at Morton steak house if he
paid no
new stream
idea you and mincy have to feed 400
random people it’ll be hard with you
trying to eat it all and mincy not
knowing how to cook that’s a good
one Jerry has been losing weight lately
little by little try my
best once my once my sa is fully
done I’ll be in a good space
Jerry people in the chat are requesting
you shout out your female fans I don’t
have any female
fans at least I don’t think I do maybe
like two or three but I don’t know who
they are shout them out well I don’t
know their
names what you talking about shout out
shout out female
fans what does that
mean
ah
ah ah
Jerry would you fire Dave if you were
the owner of bar no why that’s crazy you
can’t do 24 hours in the SAA you can die
like
that I am actually very excited to have
a indoor sauna yeah it’s going to be
very nice that be cool very nice be
really
nice be
fun my wife not a fan yeah she’s a fan
she’s probably part of the to that I
have my
mom my mom’s actually not a fan to be
honest with
you my
mom my mom actually doesn’t like my
job she’s still mad that I
left is my wife in chat no she’s not in
chat
for $5 would you rather fight in a rang
tang with a sword once a year or fight a
chicken every time you get in your
car wait say it again I’m actually I’m
very passionate about this question
would you rather fight in orangutang
with a sword once a year or fight a
chicken every time you get in your
car probably rang
tank it’s only once a year and you could
just kill them with the sword right I
don’t want to talk about killing animals
though [ __ ]
I think that’s the right answer but
everyone always says fight a chicken
every time you get in your I me that’s
annoying feathers will be all over the
place I don’t know and then it’s you’re
guaranteed to have to fight a chicken
twice anytime you go
somewhere yeah [ __ ]
that rangit Tang you [ __ ] just cut
him with a
sword think they are pretty strong
though
my bad my bad my bad sorry oh what I hot
you’re annoy you’re annoyed huh are you
bothered by this are you still okay yeah
I’m fine I mean obviously it’s you know
it’s it is what it is at this point but
y just did deep did you guys are almost
halfway done where are you so far Jerry
surprise NFL team what are we at Lucas
147 all right sooss
145 surprise NFL
team can’t really say the Texas anymore
I don’t think they’re a surprise any I
think they’re expected think yeah
um
Falcons it honestly I feel like it maybe
depending on I mean they have a really
good
defense JJ looks like the type of guy to
ask your recommendation at a restaurant
and get something completely
different I mean you know Kirk and
Atlanta I mean I don’t know they’re a
good defense got some
weapons Jerry Bin Laden Jerry jongon the
dictator of won’t let anybody Express
themselves and be
horny sobody said Ryan banged my cousin
back in
2019 did you have sex in 2019
Ryan
where there may or may not have been
multiple states that
year soor
$5 do you think Lucas will ever get a
third date why doesn’t he have success
with women is it the skinny pants or the
tayor out ons I don’t
know Trump
2024 read the chat
Jerry will Justin Fields be steal
starting quarterback at some point in
2024
no so
no I think the Steelers are just all in
on what’s one thing you miss about
working at
psng probably all my friends from there
Jerry why didn’t you hire sketch buddy I
don’t make the rules
here talking
about
ah
ah no Ryan no no no no I can do it you
can’t do
it no more from me no more from
me dream Jerry after dark idea I I would
like to do a a ho in one but in but in
real life but we would have to find a
course that would like let us stay there
for as long as it takes which might be a
little hard but that I would like to do
that that be
[Music]
boom how’s the golf game looking Jerry
honestly I haven’t been out this year
this Saturday will be the first time I
get out there it’s probably not good
you’re doing a wet or dry Sonic dry I
think I’m pretty
sure Jarry did you ever head back to
more AA meetings yeah
you should do a stream what’s that say
Lucas Lucas you up yeah is it one of the
super chats no
you should do a stream where you have to
beat all the different kinds of rigged
carnival games also Lucas and Ryan need
clown
costumes that’d be kind of
funny I like
that odds the Chiefs hit a
threee it’s probably pretty good
whatever happened to raset rites
this is he going to play it’s a huge
suspension oh big suspension yeah I mean
right for your for
sure
yeah somebody said there’s another Super
Chat Lucas Jerry if J saw from the Saw
movies booby trapped the gym and the
only way to get out alive was to have an
Eiffel Tower with Ryan and Lucas who
would you choose to be in the middle and
why this this gu
great Jerry currently edging waiting for
the balloon to hit the
[Laughter]
floor uh
have you ever been overseas if yes when
and where exactly in Turkey have you
been was it Dr M mustafa’s clinic in
Istanbul I mean do no you just need to
address whether or not you have hair
plugs no dude I did that a million times
but they don’t believe you for whatever
reason I don’t know why do I have a
great hairline I don’t
understand maybe they’re saying you need
hair plugs oh maybe
my bad my bad that’s on me all
right Jerry thoughts on a survival
stream 24 to 48
hours listen I I want to do out of out
of the office streams it’s just I don’t
think we have the technology to do it we
need like a backpack
thing you know
you lied about Jona 500 no we didn’t we
don’t have the [ __ ] vehicles to do it
still in the
work you never use the Oculus anymore I
know I got to get back on the Oculus I
know I
know buddy I just commented on it we
don’t have the vehicle to do it we’re
supposed to get them from this
sponsor the segue people segue if you’re
listening give us the vehicles that do
it
camping is fun I like
camping the the cleaning gu looking at
us
crazy my bad my bad my bad that’s on me
right you all right
Lucas yeah what’s
up I’m just saying what’s I’m just
saying what’s
up the
[ __ ] I don’t know you you don’t usually
do
that well I mean they we’re [ __ ]
putting a balloon in the air for [ __ ]
4
hours why don’t you put a little more
effort in than that we’re doing the F
what are you talking about we [ __ ]
haven’t let it drop no I’m just saying
if you really want to know what’s up
you’d ask
me what’s
up not much what do you up
to there
Jerry what animal did your hair plug
come from a monkey’s dumper or a
terrorists shut up with that bro say the
same [ __ ] every
week use only your feet for 5 minutes no
how about how about how about how about
no how about we want to complete this
bu Messi
naked in the freight I used to love that
show no didy I loved it though it’s a
great
show Jerry do you support Billy
football’s run for Congress yeah of
course Billy’s a good gu Billy’s
cool would you ever get plastic surgery
what would you change on your body hair
plugs don’t count since you already got
that
no I wouldn’t get plastic surgery it’s
how [ __ ] Oprah
di not Oprah [ __ ] uh what her
name oh my God who’s the lady that died
Oprah’s dead no the other the other lady
Whit not Whitney bet white Whitney not
Whitney not Whitney uh Kanye’s
mom she died from a plastic surgery [ __ ]
I think
Jerry Wayne gasy balloon
boy that’s crazy that guy was a bad
guy Jerry is a douchebag why am I
douchebag probably one of the nicest
people ever
Joan Rivers died too but they didn’t she
died for other
reasons she died because she had the
script
sorry untangled the cord challenge do
they make
like Tangled cords
or Lucas what’s up
time is
it 2
hours Let’s Go J oh my
God scared the [ __ ] out of me I don’t
know how I missed that initial one
that’s insane just whiffed you can’t
whiff like that dude we just hit two
hours all right all right all right lock
in come on now
Jesus there are some chats saying you
double hit the balloon I miss what’s a
no earlier um Jerry hit one when the
ball went over his back like this like
that yeah but that’s not a violation
that’s not violation that’s crazy that’s
just a one hit yeah I looked at the tape
you didn’t hit it twice
no
got I
know said they said Ryan double hit
dude this this was we’re only doing back
and forth I don’t know what people are
mad
about that mean volleyball players get
charged touch then K they said you
touched no I wh I wh like
that my
back all right’s man we got to lock in
now we’re getting loopy now we’re
getting the chat chat get into our head
we just got a lock in Jer again ly we’re
almost there we are half more than
halfway halfway in
halfway somebody said chat
challenge ch
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just Jerry out to
there probably simar similar height now
think he’s a bit taller is he I think
so what if balloon breaks balloon’s not
going to
break we ain’t breaking this balloon
it seems like it hasn’t gotten flatter
though since we initially talked about
it so that’s
proms people saying Ryan touched it with
my
foot I thought you miss it I did I
why what fingernail pops it I mean I
have no fingernails at all so I got
it
I
right oh that my
neck my neck is straining you oh yeah oh
you want to take a seat no no no we’re
good we’re
good we’re
good people saying double hit after
review Lucas what do you what did you
see
anything I’m getting a review of Ryan’s
hit but I think it was clean I wish you
can review it you review that we got
multip multiple
cameras that
any guests lined up in the near
future no no guests
can they pump can they pump some fake
crowd
noise Lucas you can do the confetti
$5 where were you when were you in
Turkey for the hair plugs was Rico with
you to get his belly fat removed yeah
yeah yeah
yeah do some Impressions Homer Simpson
Peter Griffin Rico BOS Elmo miny Obama
Stinky from Hey Arnold Frank the Tank
aoo or Brandon Walker
Hey Arnold’s a great
[Laughter]
show
yes staring a little bit that
one sorry Jerry would you rather have
dinner with P Diddy or hey hey would you
blow me
don’t
answer I’m not I’m not not answering
that one what ways more a pound of
bricks or a pound of feathers dude this
[ __ ] guy dumb
question I think I think AB the CTN
thing I think he did release Le the uh
Texans uniforms I think before they were
official I
think thoughts on the Giants this year I
don’t I don’t know who are they going to
is Danny dimes their guy or what’s going
on PID him all that
money we got any snacks Lucas
yeah what do you want I don’t know what
there
is we got goldfish
cheit Doritos cheese it work
Lucas if we have them all right one
second
don’t don’t ask Jerry’s opinion on
football he doesn’t know anything about
football that would be true if I lost
gambling on football but I’ve been up
since I’ve been at
Baron I actually I actually do pretty
good at
football I do good in March another
successful March this year
what’s up thank you
Rick what up
Rick you can just end it is it
open is it open I can open all
good Mak life
easier I like UFC UFC’s
Fu come on boys
sorry cheeses are good
right here [ __ ] hah
Lu is the audio okay
yes somebody said audio was good $10
thanks for all you do Jerry as a
recovering addict with the trade I
appreciate your honesty and transparency
no problem
buddy $5 Jerry I really like your show
don’t listen to the haters I watch every
week and enjoy it keep up the good work
P.S where did you get your hair plugs
okay oh
no nice
recovery come back
do a stream where you have to get
punched in the face by a 10-year-old
until you’re knocked out no why would I
do that it’s
crazy no
way actually I lied the audio was a
little messed up you guys were in
Spanish for a
little jario
Z I don’t think I would ever take
that Jerry Republican at bar school
maybe Snickers and a and chips at the
same
time I don’t know if that’d be good that
might be good actually though
buddy why why do you care how much I eat
when I
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eat I’m said tank is p
ex yellow balls [ __ ] yeah uh I uh
it’s kind of th the same thing
just trying to want see settings better
want to try it I
mean oh my God that
bad I mean I don’t know I think it’s
going to be a lot harder get in place
though
yeah I don’t know if we should do this I
don’t know I don’t know I don’t know
you’re
I don’t
know I don’t
know I don’t know about
this it feels does it feel easier or
harder
um I don’t know honestly I don’t know I
yeah let’s get up let’s get up let’s get
up I don’t like it I don’t like it I
don’t like it I don’t like
it is all got me off my
game said read the Super Chat
Lucas we should have had a tap count on
here $10 when will Jerry fly with the
balloons I don’t think that’s possible
$5 Ryan we thought you were a man of
honor and integrity the balloon is
literally on tape changing direction
from you touching it right before you
kick it admit what you did or live with
the
consequences I looked at the tape it
doesn’t the ball the balloon doesn’t
move I don’t know
why would I lie about
that Jerry win any bets today no I
didn’t bet today $5 so was it priced per
plug per square in per Scout asking for
a friend Lucas you’re not reading no
more plug stuff no more hair plug
stuff it’s just it’s just crazy I mean
just it just doesn’t happen $5 the
balloon hit his hand in his chest at 154
that is a double touch and won’t be
accepted by Guinness or Chad I mean
unfortunately Guinness doesn’t matter at
this point because they’re like $20,000
just to [ __ ] show up yeah that’s
[ __ ]
[ __ ] it’s like a scam
that’s just a get that’s not even or
anything two and a half
Lucas two and a quarter what’s the
quarter 25
15 true I guess so yeah
quarter Jerry did you see Jordan Burrows
lose yeah
he’s old now is he like 35 years old
it’s
tough I think Guinness like they show up
but they charge like a crazy amount of
money I think it’s like 16 yeah it’s
like $20,000 just to show up I think
yeah just to show up yeah you
know I don’t know where they’re located
but I think they got people all over
got Jerry Steelers will be below 500
this
year I mean they never do so I doubt I
think you guys a great chance
against I
think I think they’ll be pretty solid I
the defense will be good
bo bo
bo sorry that’s on me that’s on
me $5 great stream jents good luck for
the final hour 60 Minutes to
history well we’re not 60 minutes
away right
no my eyes are starting to
go dude why would I why would I pay
20,000 get
got
him
b
b
bu bu
how’s your movie
jar I think it’s good I think it’s going
to be
good I think uh HS did a great job
everybody PS PS yeah did a great job
everybody acting did pretty good I think
it’s going to be a good one
$5 Jerry can fly with balloons he’ll
need some help though
these people are going crazy man about
the double Ed said
why does our screen keep doing that it
like blacks out for like does it yeah I
don’t know if that’s D or like blacks
out $5 hi Ryan show us your hair would
you ever go overseas to get it
fixed people are like obsessed about
her Jerry if a plane crashed on the
border of Canada and America where do
you bury the
survivors
uh I don’t know Canada
I have a guest
Canada sarry to feel
[ __ ] I’m with
you I’m with you just got to stay
locked stay locked
in what did I gu say I donated five
pathetic dollars what does that mean
ah that guy’s right you don’t bury
survivors that’s
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right trick question I
need way over
my I like vanilla ice
cream $5 Ryan didn’t miss first couch
sped up the SP in the
balloon I don’t know what to tell him I
mean my my Fang have nerves to them to
where I would feel me touching the
balloon sadly I don’t think Ryan has the
capability to
lie I I thought he missed too but I mean
I’ll have to view my own tape after
after we’re done here I’m not watching
the
stream $5 next stream Jerry has to kiss
dudes in silly until he starts being
attracted to them
no I don’t think I I don’t think I have
the capability of be attracted to a
guy they do say though you never know
till you
try I don’t plan on trying though
my back it’s all right it’s on me it’s
on me it’s
okay 240
Lucas not 2:30 yet we’re not at 230 yet
I I thought was at 225 oh my God this is
[ __ ] bananas what what do we have
with
this
225 holy
[ __ ] they say time goes by when you’re
having
fun time ain’t going by though you fun
yet are you sprinkles or no sprinkles if
I get it from an ice cream truck I’m the
sprinkles guy
oh I
almost well it doesn’t matter you I mean
you could do this doesn’t matter oh set
okay just
[ __ ] CH py what we do
oh
[ __ ] wish I had a back scratcher
trying to come
closer right there right good spot good
spot good
spot
Don I mean I could have sworn we were at
[ __ ] like 2:45 no yeah
I think the time’s going by slower
now there not a lot of chat interaction
hey Jerry my fat ass is 300 lb and I
would race you anytime
anywhere I’m actually deceivingly not
slow could run a little bit but I could
do like short sprints
I mean people are freaking out about
this listen I will say this if I go
back and I see that there was a double
hit I’d be upset at run I will but but I
really think you’re not lying I really
think you
miss $5 did Kevin Connelly pay you yet
Lucas see you in the funny
papers no he’s never going to pay
me only 95 minutes left boys at your
current rate that’s only 2,820 boobs
each it’s not
bad so yeah we got 90 minutes left
Lucas yeah
Jerry for Memorial Day you should do the
murf challenge S I don’t know I’ll look
it
up the
murf what’s the
murf the murf workout is a crossfit
workout where you run one mile do 100
pull-ups 200 push-ups 300 body weight
squats and then run another mile wearing
a lb vest sounds like I’ll die I don’t
think it’s that hard I mean I don’t
think I can do a pullup though I could
probably do maybe a couple
maybe 100 a
row $10 hey Jerry my fat ass is 300 lb
and I want to race your fat ass anytime
anywhere
all over under 1,500 balloons to lift
Jerry 5 ft off the floor in the lawn
chair
I don’t
know $10 you both can quit now I’m sure
you’ve broken the record for length of
time balloon volum with one person
double hitting the balloon one time
congrats $5 Biden has more Integrity
than this
stream zero
if a rooster sits on a roof facing south
in what direction do his eggs roll when
he lays them
South because they’re going to roll off
the roof right are you sure well they’re
going to roll off the
roof $5 what pay what weighs more a
pound of bricks or a pound of
feathers stop answering that asking that
question
just reading the super
chats $5 double hit all 42 people in the
chat
agree what you put like a full
no what do we have we have 42 on
Rumble no it was a
joke Jerry what’s your weight loss
secret well I I don’t have a secret
secret cuz I’m not like losing a lot of
weight this is deflate gate
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2.0 I will say the the the balloon looks
it’s defl it is deflated I mean but but
it’s held up though I up for hour
yeah need a first basement for my
softball team Jerry you
in
no my bad it’s on me on
me oh my bad it’s all right
[Music]
$5 double hit fake
record I’m very interested to go back in
take oh this
crazy I know I know it almost hit the
floor it was very close to the floor I
know that I yes for sure but for them to
the accusations are
wild Jerry’s
light $10 outstanding work keeping this
balloon in air without issue also chat a
bunch of Dork
losers we’ve only had like two may say
two close calls this round
the first one was the first one I
definitely [ __ ] up on when I tried to
yeah that was a close
[Music]
one he used two hands three times we you
know you can you can use two hands it’s
all $5 fly Jerry with balloons let him
play Among the Stars I’d be scared
[ __ ] if I did somehow get picked up
that I wouldn’t come back down
shot
you song I know
what’s the uh clock time Lucas not not
the
uh
10:42
oh
11
11 my bad
shoulder neck is I’m going to feel it
tomorrow I’ll tell you
that oh yeah it’s like you know like
have you ever gone to a movie theater
and you
sat yeah
we 3 hours in
Lucas you’re 2 hours and 35 minutes in
oh my
God Jesus
Christ imagine if this thing was like 8
hours oh I I’m surprised nobody is like
went to do it like way
longer yeah I wonder I don’t know how
the record that is dude you can hit it
what’s this guy talking about you can
hit it you can hit it like this what’s
this guy talking about I don’t know what
the record or how the people like lost
the I guess ability to stop or to not
keep going yeah I don’t know
show my back scratcher
very disappointed in Ryan be a man of
Honor because you hit it
twice listen Chad I I I don’t know what
to tell you I I don’t
know it’s not even a close call that’s
why the chat is mad if you watch on 25
speed there is 100% chance the rate of
the balloon rotation change when Ryan
touched it I I I like I said I’m
interested I’m intrigued to we back to
watch it but I also think the the
balloon can
change with wind right with with like
swiping and Miss maybe I don’t
know like like going underneath it by
yeah maybe I don’t
know I’ll pay your trip to Colorado to
film a Jerry after dark goes backpacking
into the Rocky Mountains 8 mil in total
I think I would I think I might die from
like animal or
something is that coyotes or something
[Music]
D if you were in a race and passed the
person in third place What place would
you be in also how much do you
[Music]
weigh read that question again if I was
in a race if you were in a race and you
passed the person in third place What
place would you be
in second place
[Music]
you still have only one correct math
question what if you in a race and you
passed the person in third place yeah
you’d be in second place no you would
not What place would you be in you would
be in third
place you passed the person in third
place there’s still two people in yeah
yeah yeah got it got it I’m done with
these I’m done with those questions $5
what weighs more a pound of feathers or
a pound of bricks I’m done with this guy
I said don’t answer ask that
[Music]
question can you answer it bricks why do
you say bricks bricks weigh more than
feathers dummy it’s a pound of bricks
and a pound of feathers bricks
dude if you get a brick and you get a
feather the brick will weigh more than
the
feather I guess so right you’ve been
arguing that the
entire second time third
time that’s just a trick question
they’re all trick
questions they’re all trick questions
why do tense players make that sound
every time they
hit they think it like releases more
power out of them oh really sometimes
like I’ve only done it like twice and it
was
involuntary oh really yeah I just like
hit it and it just you us you did you
used to play tennis
yes yeah I don’t
know I always thought it was weird and
then it happened to me for the first
time and I was like
okay I don’t know I never I I like
pingpong I don’t I don’t really like
Tenn my buddy had a uh I think his mom
owned a vacation house in Seaside and
there was a tennis court across the
street played couple times that was the
last time I played tennis
though [ __ ] 15
years 15 years Jerry spelled red r e d I
ain’t l s r $5 how much to get you to
the Jerry after dark survives the Rocky
[Music]
Mountains and I’m just not interested in
going to Colorado
[Music]
my bad on me on me on
me on me
[Music]
3 hours
Lucas 2 hours and 41
minutes so how much time is left about
an hour and 20 yes not too
bad not too
shabby
oh you think this would have been more
difficult in that in that room
Lucas no but I think you would have lost
your minds quicker in the in why in the
smaller room yeah cuz it’s just plain
yeah probably
there’s there’s definitely less like air
as
yeah say how is there numerous double
hits we’re allowed you’re allowed to hit
it with two hands guy talking about
[Music]
the thing is Al alternating
shots I can hit it like that
oh it’s for dinner
tomorrow no free shout outs but I got a
great butcher around the corner from my
house yeah so good really good great
meat great meat
my bad my
bad I don’t have blisters I don’t think
you get blisters from my
[Music]
scared that was bad that should oh
little little heart drop there I
[Music]
can’t especially when this far just like
you can’t
yeah I mean disaster
now it’ be a disaster
I don’t think somebody said Ryan
stressing I don’t think Ryan stressing
at
all I’m loopy I’m [ __ ] tired I’m
definitely loopy from this [ __ ]
yellow the
best to keep
someone who the hell are Nike PR what’s
that
$5 went to school with Ryan and all he
did was Lie his nickname was lying Ryan
that’s kind of
funny Lucas didn’t read my Super Chat
what is his
punishment you you you almost went in
the hle your head
that’s my delirium right there though
that I’ll be honest I do have to pee
really bad oh no yeah really really
bad that’s not good I
know Jerry it’s your cousin Alex I’ll be
in Chicago this summer let’s Golf and
send me this $5 back [ __ ] off Alex that
I think that is my cousin
my bad my bad my
bad you said you have to pee I do should
s I’m trying to hold it
in hold it in I’m going to hold it
in
[ __ ] hey
what’s chicken
soup I do like chicken soup chicken
soup’s pretty
good whip it out on the stream nothing
be can’t second
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good you’re good you’re good you’re
good I don’t think I think that’s a
myth I think that’s a myth
[Music]
[Music]
Lucas that’s so funny
dude thank you
[Music]
damn I thought that one behind
me just let us snow when we’re 3 hours
in
Lucas sorry
you
heard
Lucas took us took a
nap Lucas let us know when we’re 3 hours
in you got 12 minutes oh not bad all
right let us know when we 3 hours
[Music]
chill chill chill chill chill chill
chill chill chill chill chill chill
chill chill chill chill chill chill got
wake up a little bit yeah I’m getting
tired I can’t lie well we got about less
than an hour no we have
no like an hour
10 there
[Music]
ah I might play some war zone tonight I
might make a comeback Call of
Duty $5 quit Madden stream turn down B
to Kids Carousel speed double HIIT
balloon because Lucas is too lazy to
stay later Jerry after dark has jumped
the shark what was that mean jumped the
shark
$5 you piss yourself we forgive Lon
Ryan I don’t believe anything this chat
says I’ve I’ve had
worse High School is a tree
on
me I’ve got a I got a very important
message yeah from
a from a source all right you can go
ahead that was a double hit was it yeah
oh wow I mean it was as clear as day I I
know ry’s tried his best but he hit his
hand and then he hit his foot wow okay F
so I don’t know what you want to do if
you want to I mean I I would personally
be okay with you going back to that
moment and starting from there but I
also think the chat might say that you
have to start over but it was a double
hit
so you did hit it then Ryan I
didn’t I Ryan I don’t think you you
obviously didn’t mean to but it hit your
hand you can see the balloon move heads
up heads up heads up well just just just
make the clock from just how what time
did it hit
at 2
hours so what are we at now 2 hours 15
minutes
oh so I mean I think you got it’s either
that or start all the way over I think
we I think we’ll we’ll just start from
after no no no like like I’m saying how
much time are we in right now 2 hours
and 50 yeah so it started at
50 right cuz that makes sense right yeah
I mean I don’t know the chat’s going to
be mad that you’re not starting over but
I’m just telling you no we we I mean we
we are starting over if he hit it at 2
hours we’re at8 minutes is a restart a
double hit is a restart but I you guys
you guys if you feel confident about
doing starting in two two and you feel
good about that no we’re we’re we’re not
we’re not start we’re not starting at
two we’re starting at whatever time is
after he’s saying he’s saying 50 minutes
because they’ve been hitting it for 15
minutes since then yeah I know but I’m
saying oh oh you’re starting in 50
minutes yeah because we’re at 50
something that’s fair that’s totally
fair that’s totally fair all right so so
the restart started it’s it’s a whole
new fresh one from the double hit but
you get to count these 50 minutes yeah
of course yeah yeah Fair that’s a fair
that I think that’s completely fair for
everyone I think the chat the chat
should absolutely agree with that
because he’s not saying that we’re start
again in 2 minutes he or two hours he’s
saying that the the the the attempt
ended when when Ryan Double H exactly
yeah but the 50 minutes they’ve been
doing right now should count yeah of
course it should count yeah that’s fair
yeah of course it’s fair all right
thanks all right it was it was 100% a
double hit I’m sorry Ryan no I that I
that’s that’s I I just I genuinely I
genuinely did not feel anything on my
fingertip when I initially swiped at it
so I just I instinctively just went to
go kick it but I mean that yeah I can’t
I can’t do against video groups so we’re
we’re almost at an hour now I’ll be I’ll
be up for another hour we got to do PMP
still so if there’s any other issues
I’ll review all right brother thank you
again okay all right see you guys see
sorry [ __ ] I mean I don’t want to see
the video because I’m scared I’m going
to drop it right now I’ll I’ll look at
it later honestly
what up Max I just it there’s no what
you going to do it is what it
is so we got like we got like 3 hours
left then right yeah all right what that
sucks what you’re going to do it is what
it is what happened Ryan double hit
double
hit I double
hit that sucks I didn’t feel it and I
just I I don’t know I st itively just
went to go kick it after cuz I swiped at
it and I didn’t feel nothing I went to
go kick it to keep it going and the
video video shows that made the
challenge ah probably the chat how did
you like realize that you doubleit did
you know did you know right away we
didn’t find out till now like genuinely
like none of us have with that video
proof of it or any of that so what it
was chat was just telling you it was
essentially yeah it was essentially they
they went and there was a challenge yeah
and you saw the video the video oh yeah
we didn’t see the video but big cat just
called in he saw it he said that I did
double touch it I that’s the least
trustworthy
guy I I can’t go against video proof I
mean it’s SE a video I seen video yeah
that sounds like so a big
I don’t I no I I don’t know man we
regroup we regroup oh it’s mentally
draining what are you going to do it is
what it
is I don’t know how the
[ __ ] all right regroup got to stay
focused got to stay
focused
Lucas what’s up order a pizza
where do you want it from doesn’t matter
I don’t give a [ __ ] just use my
card up
up do you want to break do you want to
like sit down for a little bit no no
we’re good I’m good at least are you
good I’m okay yeah I mean I’m a little
woozy for sure no for sure
oh
man damn we were
close [ __ ] we had like an hour
left I would have stopped this right
there I
like is what it
is I mean I would I wouldn’t be able to
know if the balloon changed
anyway but I thought you missed it cuz
you Ked I do too yeah just you going to
do what it is
destroy I’m taking a
break
[Music]
break hey
Lucas what’s up
cancel the
pizza got
it Johnny D Johnny d
what time is it Lucas like 11:
11:07 so if we do this all one shot what
time would we be out of
here
two all
right but now you guys run a very tough
risk of piss
dog oh [ __ ] it’s right
yeah I didn’t think about that
that kind of
stinks $5 Jerry can you hold your piss
for three more hours I don’t think
so cuz I still kind of have to
go so I don’t think
so that would suck to be
like 2 hours left and [ __ ] have to
play with piss in your pants the whole
time that would suck that would
suck oh
I saw the T Big C was ready double hit
easy double H wow I I have to apologize
not least trustworthy guy he was right
double what you going to do is
hey
Rick Lucas you could tell Rick he can he
can he can go
home you heard
Lucas yeah I’m sure he heard you too
okay what’s up you can go home
Rick you can go
home getting late and [ __ ] you know
white Bo Rick some
rest Jerry do you think Lucas would be
the
dude 13
step I don’t think
so
d d
chestnuts on an open
fire Jack Frost nipping your
nose do you want to sit right no you
sure
yeah it’s not
bad are you sure you don’t want the
pizza it might be funny to watch you eat
that while you thinking about it and I I
don’t want to I really don’t want to
risk anything I can feed it to you if
you need me to no I don’t want to go
forbid I I I just I don’t want to risk
anything bad happening you know what I
mean that’d be that’d be pretty
bad if we were to [ __ ]
up you know are we at an hour
yet an hour and 2
minutes all right so we got uh 2 hours
and 58 minutes left
right
yes man that’s going to be something
that’ll be
something hey Lucas are you able to put
the video on the big board or no
yeah give me a
second come
back ah
[ __ ] never mind Lucas cuz then you’re
going to have to switch the the chat and
stuff you know I can switch
[Music]
that you guys keep asking about the time
sorry if the stream is getting in the
way of the 8 hours a week you all work
buddy this isn’t like the only thing we
do I don’t know like why you think
that actually
Lucas just bring my phone I’m sure
somebody like tagged it
it’s going to be hard to do this yeah
after you hit it on hit
play oh my
God sorry
I hold on hold
on
so I’m not going to be able to tell I’m
too nervous it’s all right just leave
it oh man you want the replay of the
Double H
huh I really want to see it I it was
moving too quick for
me I don’t want to rest [ __ ] [ __ ]
let’s [ __ ] Hammer this thing
[Music]
home I mean we’ve been doing this for
this long it’s
like we should be able to do it you know
yeah I mean it’s just that that one
moment
I don’t know even know I I I didn’t
check my toss maybe my toss was bad I
don’t
know CH nuts Roasting on Open fr
Jack
Frost $5 we need a public apology and it
cost me five bucks for you idiots
whoever wants to start calling start
first for calling us
Liars well I would I’ll apologize first
considering that was my hand
I I I still am very intrigued into
seeing this replay obviously cuz I
genuinely didn’t feel [ __ ] I I won’t
apologize I’ll say
that I will also not
apologize well hold on hold on is it
Lucas Lucas you might need to
apologize cuz did you watch the replay
or no I don’t remember I watched the
full speed replay and I didn’t see
anything and I put it away cuz I’m doing
other stuff back here I didn’t and watch
the slowed down one ah okay gotcha
gotcha gotcha gotcha
gotcha so that’s slow down one you could
see
it yes got it got it got it got it got
it his name was
Jerry he was a my bad snow
man oh my eyes I’m going to need some of
those uh uh
V bubble bubble bubble
[Music]
it’s on me it’s on me
right let me know if you need any
entertain for me I can read you guys a
story or something if you get bored I
mean I’ve been bored this whole time I’m
just going to stay
bored $5 not my proudest nut but thanks
Jerry for helping me get it
out
sure $5 no apologies necessary we just
want Jerry to fly with balloons
bubble
[Music]
bubble oh man
you come from where did you
go oh man oh man oh man oh man oh
man right can you go to your right just
a little bit
great 8,000
CH your nose
$5 Lucas
Pinocchio [ __ ] we were almost
there it’s all right it’s all right it’s
all right as long as we don’t lose focus
of this
round
still I mean we’re not in we’re not in a
great spot right now but I mean
when we hit that 2hour Mark it was like
oh [ __ ] we’re good feel a lot nicer huh
it would feel a lot nicer for sure
yeah oh man
TRS drugs which ones yeah
uh
yeah no I mean except for like
ad no never never taken that uh I’ve
done that a couple times in college been
shs couple
times um but never
like I have time to do anything
my eyes are
bad will we at hour and 15
Lucas in 2 minutes
oh $5 I don’t mean to be a dick but
nobody will consider it a record if you
don’t start from zero
I mean technically we did start from
zero started at the time that he the
double hit Happ $5 went to high school
with Ryan he was always Noble and
admitted when he was wrong his nickname
was righteous
Ryan right
oh man oh man oh man how many people
watching this thing Lucas 4,000
3,000
five chests
fire Jack
Fross you know it would be devastating
right
now
D even
imagine I like Kyrie
every Jersey
Boy my bad about that you good you good
you good you
good let me get it
higher when did Lucas admitted that he
lied what is this guy talking about
at least we’ll have a good amount of
views on this one
Lucas right cuz like the longer it goes
more views yes that’s good $5 some
months have 31 days others have 30 days
but how many have 28
days is that to
me yes
uh
one February right
no February has 28
days some months have 31 days other have
30 days but how many have 28
days there’s only one month with 28 days
po February all of them have 28 days
I whatever I thought you meant exact
whatever
sure
question this one guy just coming after
you he’s not
stop good
good $5 explain how technically you
started at zero after you called us
Liars for 50 minutes and not until Daddy
Dan said something did we restart buddy
we didn’t watch the replay that’s number
one number two we technically did start
at zero because at the time that he hit
it we just went we didn’t go we didn’t
it’s not like we started at 2 hours we
started at we accumulated 50 something
minutes during that time
$10 Jerry after dark is such an
inspiring idea simple guys completing
astounding task but the boys had the
hesty to restart I live in New York but
I would pack my car right now to work
for Jerry after dark oh thank you so
much you know what’s happening right now
the balloon if you look close it looks
just like a plate like a yellow plate if
you look close at it
right okay you know what I mean you see
what I’m saying it looks black I always
don’t want like a food plate yeah yeah
it’s like if you like look at it the way
that like yeah it just looks like a yeah
it’s weird my eyes are
watering not watching the replays of f
dude how am I going to watch a replay
doing this non-stop how does that make
sense $5 no wonder Lucas can’t get a
third date women hate liars and really
hate men who can’t admit when they’re
wrong maybe she’s
right L you want to grab my phone I just
want
to text my girl that Fe back kind of
late um in the gambling cave somewhere
Jerry is a pathetic
[ __ ] thank you bro appreciate that
means a
lot you get scared that
what the hell
[Music]
[Music]
uh don’t know don’t
know don’t
[Music]
oh [ __ ] S
no you want to sit ride uh think B soon
yeah you should just uh just go back and
forth like 45 minutes you know you want
to start going that way I’ll hit it that
way oh oh
[ __ ] ah
[ __ ] all right all right put you back in
your
chest all
right all right coming by me
here we go are you
comfy you
comfy $5 can we get a Jerry summary of
how we finer eulogy yes that went great
$10 there will be an asterisk next to
this one when you completed because
you’re using a women’s
balloon
yep ASC by all
of it’s more comforting more calm
so Lucas you got to get the exact time
that
happened you know what I
mean cuz it was the 2hour mark
right make sure you have the exact time
it happened though yeah I reset the
timer already so the exact time when
that happened yes all right what are we
at now hour 23
[ __ ]
Jesus all right all
right so we get no more mess ups we in a
good
[Music]
spot
that I’m not going to be really looking
at the chat much so if there’s any super
chats Lucas just
just read them you
know $5 air from Ryan’s wi could have
actually made the balloon change its
direction need another angle # balloon
gate yeah I mean I don’t
know it it was hard to tell I mean just
being on the ground just
cuz I thought he whiffed
but if five cats catch five mice in 5
minutes how how long will it take one
cat to catch one
Mouse 1
minute
no five
cats catch five
mice in 5 minutes is that
it is what it if five cats catch five
mice in 5
minutes what’s the next part how long
how long will it take one cat to catch
one
Mouse one minute
right what’s the answer 5
minutes I don’t get that
but all
[Music]
right oh Lord
oh my God
that’s who knows I could have messed up
around the 3-hour
mark sh
you know what I used to eat a lot as a
kid hungry mans’s TV dinner oh boneless
chicken
one dessert mashed potatoes corn and a
brownie oh
brownie hungry mans
good they were
good you
know what does that mean restart JJ off
camera what does that
mean ah
you’re good
excited for our trailer to come
out yeah
excited I don’t know when they’re
uh putting it
out you know
B on
Christ almighty Christ
almighty oh man
Jerry do you have a favorite modern-day
pirate the obvious would be McCutchen
anyone besides
that uh I don’t really watch much
baseball $5 I don’t mean to get sappy
but what happened to the old version of
JJ the guy who wore Steeler sweatbands
everywhere the guy always talking about
the signs the I still wear my steer
sweatpants I wear to Steeler sweatpants
I got to remember to
[Music]
Blink we should get we should get it
this
time an hour
30
nice that was that felt
[Music]
so what do we have left two 2 and 1/2
hours
yes so
picture what takes two and a half hours
Lucas baseball
game
yeah are you from New Jersey Lucas yes
so that would be
[Music]
like a little little bit quicker
than a drive from North Jersey to
Atlantic
City that sounds about right
yeah all right I
mean bad but not the worst it’s a plane
ride from
Florida to New
Jersey yeah when you think about it like
that yeah right wow it makes it seem
worse
oh
[ __ ] so we’re just are we are we
boarding yet or not
yet I I think you’re sitting on the
plane all right so we’re sitting on the
plane right
now let us know when we take
them let you know let me know we take
off
oh
[ __ ] what airline are we flying if it’s
Spirit it might be a while no we’re
flying
United I think all these Airlines suck
anyway I actually don’t think spe’s that
bad hey Tom were you editing your
trailer yeah
the full film oh oh the full film yeah
oh you see your trailer drops tomorrow
right yes sir nice dude I’m
excited I’m
excited I know Brian
Mendes [ __ ] that’s
funny yeah if anybody’s uh I think
trailers are dropping tomorrow for the
film fest that’ll be fun
that’ll be a fun
watch there we
go right there how’s that
right happy with
that somebody has a super chat Locus
never mind somebody said don’t send
stuff like that if you don’t want him to
read it or something was it
bad yes how
bad I mean I’m I feel like I do a pretty
good job policing
these I know people uh I mean they
sometimes they get mad if you don’t read
something
but really not supposed to read really
bad stuff
what was the uh Lucas what was the
scores in some of the games can you tell
us NBA NBA yeah I’ll look it up
I like this we a good
SP the Timberwolves won 105 to 93
against the Suns
wow Pacers beat the Bucks 125 to 108
holy [ __ ] bucks lost yeah they’re tied
111 now yeah uh the Mavs are up 90 to 81
on the Clippers with a minute 30 left
wow you want to just uh pass some time
read us some stats from the t- Wolves
game Kevin Durant 41 minutes 18 points
oh my God that’s
terrible Grayson Allen uh three points
three points yeah it was like the first
three of the game holy
[ __ ] the highest point score on the Suns
was only 20
[Music]
points who was that F uh
Booker the Timberwolves had six guys
scored double digits how many did
Edwards score 15 that’s it they still
won the highest scorer was Jaden
McDaniels of 25
wow Lillard put up 34
with uh yanis
out Lucas are you allowed to play
um like a Mike Tomlin interview or
anything like
that like is that legal or
no I think it’s fine
but I’m not 100% sure
[Music]
anything else you want to hear about I
mean I would like to hear like some
Steelers draft
stuff I’m just thinking of stuff to pass
the time a little bit you
know $5 my name is Lucas and I’m a liar
who likes to get ped and that’s why I
can’t get a third date
crazy you think I’m revealing that
information on a second
date
sorry I mean we’re doing good with super
chats
tonight
right I would say so yeah probably got a
couple hund super
chats Tire right yeah I think my stand
up
this latest ESPN mock draft has the
Steelers taking Grand
Barton Center guard out of
Duke I don’t think they’re going to go
Center first
round no no
no the committee has ruled restart
what balloon off screen I’m not in
charge of the cameras bro I can care
less where these cameras
are the balloon should be on the screen
there a camera right
there are you positive we can’t listen
to like a podcast or
something I’m sure you could listen to a
podcast oh so
I mean the chat might not like it
but
whoa you know Alex kazora is Lucas
yes wait
let’s put on one of his
podcasts
why have you ever heard him
talk we had him on steel ear once right
yeah
did let’s put up let’s put up his latest
uh Steelers podcast Lucas okay all right
let let me
[Music]
check oh man
[Music]
you want to stay right there or you want
to go somewhere else uh I’ll it’s up to
you wherever you feel
comfortable chat chose the Pod no how
about I’m choosing
p i don’t
[Music]
had to lose viewers 101 hey luas I mean
this isn’t really about viewers getting
are you able to get me a
uh sugar
body a what a punch zero Su yeah
[Music]
got
you I got
you I got
[Music]
you almost 2 hours
probably oh my God I saved you I saved
you
again Jesus wake up wake up okay I need
that drink
ASAP I almost to Jerry out of the seat
he almost got
me that was a close
one
[ __ ]
yeah I’m
sorry thank you you actually want me to
put on one podcast
it looks like it’s only two minutes two
minutes two
minutes that’s what I thought it was
trailer what do you mean questionable BR
bro shut up oh that
no come on now
just you can do whatever you want I
don’t
care Ryan I think you got to sit that
back down they we were vibing nice yeah
we were we were we’re getting sloppy now
we were getting sloppy now we were
vibing
nice we were getting like you know we
were in a Groove we were just
relaxing try
toay dos on Steelers taking a wide
receiver in the
first I kind of want them to they don’t
usually Draft receivers in the first
round know but Omar Khan he’s he’s
different so you never know I think the
Steelers had a really good offseason
though
Lucas people are saying the balloon’s
not on the screen is that
true no it’s on the screen it might have
been off for a second one of the times
that went out there but oh okay
[Music]
play play alexor I want to hear his
voice all right one
second it’s like 2 minutes long
[Music]
right oh no he has some that are like 2
hours no don’t play those
can we like listen to a movie or
something
or welcome to the terrible take a daily
segment telling Ste station what’s on
our mind come alexora Steelers could be
looking for their own Jordan Miata it
comes with one of their final pre-draft
visits bringing in the United Kingdom’s
Travis plan for a pre-draft visit
earlier this week
off
man we had two hours
Lucas an hour
45 [ __ ] we still
got two two
15 pretty
much Russell Wilson being a stealer what
read that chat look because I can’t see
it Russell Russell Wilson being a
stealer plays perfectly with cockboy
Jerry being a fan they both watch their
others get it
fan of the Steelers you mean
c me
[Music]
lucus what’s up read me the movie script
from Donnie
Brasco got
you that’s a great
movie Johny br there movie great movie
great movie great movie
[Music]
[Music]
do you actually want me to read the
script started off reading it I’ll tell
you when to
stop in aerial view of the nation’s
capital moving in on the lime Limestone
box of FBI
[Music]
headquarters leau it’s going down
tonight Jewels says who a [ __ ] liar
leau a reliable wire jwes a fiction
right a fiction
writer Marshall is that the 209 sir leau
there’s going to be a war between Sunny
red and sunny black it’s all over the
streets jeweles Clarence you couldn’t
find the streets with an asphalt
detector Marshall Sunny Black Goes
everyone with him goes
jewels that doesn’t mean it’s tonight
leau even if it’s not tonight and I’m
not saying it’s not tonight it could
still be tonight because it could be any
night
I movie scripts suck when you read them
yeah what about the be
movie
um I need something to be entertained
yeah do you know how many curse words
are in the movie Good
Fellas I’ll say
2600 there’s 300 f-words in a movie
that’s 150 minutes
long so there’s only 300 CSE words
that’s just [ __ ]
all right so my guess was
2600 that’s wrong how much I don’t know
what why’ you ask the question it’s only
showing me FWS on the Google
search but that’s less
than that’s one every 30 seconds
you want to read me or play something
Lucas I don’t know let’s do capitals
read me do do me a
state capitals of the United
States Alabama
Birmingham
no
Montgomery
[Music]
Alaska start starts look like a
g j j Juno yes
Arizona um
Arizona it’s not Phoenix is
it hold on don’t tell me don’t tell
me not not Scottdale it’s not
Phoenix Tucson
Phoenix I said Phoenix first and then
you said it wasn’t there all right
next
Arkansas Little
Rock
California Los
Angeles
Sacramento Colorado
wait wait are you going to what oh
Sacramento was California yes okay
Colorado
Denver yes
Connecticut
connetic
Bristol
Hartford
Delaware
as Florida
Miami
Tass
Georgia
Athens
Atlanta Atlanta’s a state or city city
oh Atlanta was for Georgia yes got it
Hawaii
an
aulu correct
Idaho
Boise
Illinois Chicago Springfield Springfield
Illinois yep that’s the capital wow
learn something new every day I’m not
good with capitals you’ve gotten
majority of these I think I missed out
on a buch though Indiana
Indiana why are people saying double hit
Ryan again where
where you didn’t double hit right
promise where all right all right I
don’t know I’m not looking I’m not
looking at
you I Lucas didn’t you there’s I see $5
can we take this time to learn about
Ryan Jerry do the Ryan interview people
want to know if he faints through the
interview then we can go to Lucas also
does Mr pear make the office stink no Mr
PE does a smell yeah why don’t you guys
why don’t you guys chop keep going with
the stage I want to [ __ ] do this all
fine
Indiana Chapel
Hill
Indianapolis
Iowa oh
um it’s like a weird one right it’s like
a weird name
yeah de Mo yes
Kansas
Kansas
Kansas I don’t know pass Topeka ah I
knew that one
Kentucky pass
Frankfurt uh
Louisiana B Rouge
did I get that right yes
main
Portland Augusta Georgia nope that was
that was the capital oh
me
Maryland I don’t
know when Dude is it did you really
double hit I where like genu Jerry’s
double hitting with his index finger and
thumb who gives a [ __ ] [ __ ] like I I
I don’t think I don’t think I don’t
think you did I don’t think you did I I
I don’t know where I put a double I
don’t think you
did I’ve never attempted for a double
hit that’s the
thing did you get Maryland yet uh no
pass Annapolis it was wow Massachusetts
Boston
Michigan um
cazo
Lancing Minnesota
Minneapolis It’s s Paul I’m struggling
now
Mississippi
Mississippi Birmingham
Jackson Missouri
pass it was Jefferson City
Montana no
clue it was Helena Helena I knew that
one
Nebraska all right I’m done with
States give
me give me more trivia beyond the
country oh my god I didn’t even that was
a no
look all right Mason hay where where
where find the find the clip again and
send it yeah send the clip send the
C all right no more reading the Chat
lock in
here it’s crazy let’s do like uh
I don’t know Lucas give me some like
trivia on the
country I’m
looking I off some questions
name one of the two astronauts to walk
on the moon in July of
1969 B
Al
yes at the time of his death who was the
fourth person to have been assassinated
or fourth president to have been
assassinated he was the fourth
one the the question is who is the
fourth
John F Kennedy
[Music]
yes is that all you got these questions
are dumb I’m finding a better one all
right
[Music]
who is the first European to land in the
United
States oh um he’s from
Spain was he
Spanish I don’t know I don’t think
so I thought he was
Spanish could first European yeah who
was it the name is in Spanish though I
don’t think
so Christopher Columbus Leaf Ericson no
never mind I thought it was a Spanish
guy all right give me another
one what was the name of one of the
Pilgrim’s most famous
ships oh it starts with the the the
the I don’t want to it starts with an M
don’t tell me it’s either
the I don’t I don’t want to say this
wrong the
Mayflower
correct I almost said merry
wether what year was the Boston Tea
Party
1968 what
1968 1868
1773 how many people were killed during
the Boston
Massacre what was the Boston Massacre it
was around the same time as the Boston
Tea Party it was like a Revolt was that
the the bombing with the race nope it
was in 177 in the 1770s back then
um
150,000 five five people isn’t that
insane they called it the Boston
Massacre was five people that’s
crazy what year was the Declaration of
Independence sign
1776 right yes
boom how many children did George
Washington have he didn’t have kids
correct
who was the Confederate president during
the Civil
War Abraham
Lincoln no Jefferson Davis
[ __ ] what country gifted the United
States the Statue of Liberty
country
yes England
no who France [ __ ] I knew that
one where did America’s first subway
system open New York City
Boston in 1903 the United States doubled
in size after which
event doubled in size after which event
yes so was it a war
no an event yeah it was an event it was
not part of a war
uh I mean I’m going to take a wild guess
probably
wrong doubled in
size something to do with segregation
blacks and the whites came
together the Louisiana Purchase gotta
they bought like all of the west of the
US from I don’t know
who is the first US president to be
impeached
impeached
yes a
pass it was Andrew Johnson ah okay which
was the first president to not own
slaves Abraham Lincoln John Adams so
Abraham Lincoln own slaves no John Adams
is like two or three oh
I got to find a new quiz do you want a
different topic why we start we let’s do
this let’s go through like let’s start
at kindergarten and let’s work our way
you know to to like college you know
what I mean let’s go through school
here want to do that
Lucas yes all right let’s do that
bad
right I mean I feel like I’m going to
fly by K through six pretty easy
Stay Focus FOC
FOC what what you you look look in your
eyes looks like you want to spike it
no no not not not that not that all
right all
right where you at
Lucas I’m looking for a good quiz one
sec all right all right all right
[Music]
are we doing multiple choice what are we
doing just regular
[ __ ] all right I’m giving you a
kindergarten science quiz all
right it’s just one question
right 10 questions all right so what
what do I have to get on
these um you should have to get 70% in
the all right 70 7 let’s do 7 no we’ll
do 80 we’ll do 80 all right go ahead
what does a caterpillar change into
butterfly is that right yes okay about
how many eggs does a queen be lay a 1 to
that is not kindergarten a 1 to 2 B
1,000 to 3,000 C over
10,000 I’m going to go
B
correct that two for two come
on I can’t believe that’s a kindergarten
question how fast do be’s wings beat
dude this is not kindergarten
bro 5 times per second 50 times per
second 180 times per second 200 times
per second 200 times per
second 180 times per second you got one
wrong that’s
crazy I that there’s no way this is
kidding question what is the name of the
gas in the air that keeps Us Alive
oxygen what happens if you melt a solid
such as ice turns to a
liquid correct that’s
right doubt myself how many planets are
there in our solar
system oh man 9 8 10 or
12 you know how I know this my son is a
big planet guy and the song is there are
eight planets eight planets in the solar
system eight final answer
yes what is the largest continent on
Earth
um [ __ ] what it hold on it’s all the way
down below
Antarctica wrong what Asia
ah you can’t get anymore wrong how many
more questions three oh my God what is
the hottest planet in our solar
system oh my God hold
on [ __ ] Jupiter Mercury Venus or Saturn
I think I think I’m going to go with
Jupiter you just failed
kindergart no way there’s no
way it was Venus oh all right go to
first grade well let’s finish this qu
these questions out how many hearts do
octopuses have three four five bro this
is not kindergarten I promise you it’s
kindergarten yeah in kindergarten I
learn about octopus Hearts [ __ ] out of
here bro I learned about it when I was
in kindergarten [ __ ] out of here no way
I I remember dud kindergarten is like
ABC 2 three no and one two three hearts
in an octopus
three where are kangaroos normally found
[ __ ] Australia good job first grade
get me out of this [ __ ]
grade dude shut up with the back to zero
double hit double
hit we had 2 hours
yet 2 hours and 10 minutes oh nice right
more to go you’re all right right yeah
we didn’t come this far to only come
this far come on
are we at first grade
yet dude you’re probably looking up
[ __ ] genius level [ __ ] bro I’m doing
something hold on what do you do what
could you possibly be doing I’m trying
to do it so maybe the chat can see the
questions they hear the questions what
are you talking
about just free to [ __ ]
questions do you want a math quiz a
language arts quiz or a science quiz
what’s language arts what’s that like
English yeah we’re going to do
that I thought you meant like [ __ ]
art
classs go ahead
there are three words identify the
compound word from the given options
Cricket grasshopper elephant
elephant compound would be something
that doesn’t fit
right that doesn’t go with the other
ones oh never mind it’s not going that
was an example question well that the
count click on the compound word used in
this sentence the girl was brokenhearted
when her dog ran
away
was as a compound sentence a compound
word say that again the girl was
brokenhearted R ran ran ran
ran
no no what is it was
brokenhearted next
click the compound word in the sentence
you can design a web page about your
favorite
subject I don’t want to do I don’t want
to do language
arts do science
okay this one’s 15 question questions
it’s labeled IQ test for grade one all
right two added to four equals what
six good
job $10 Super Chat Jerry rank your top
five alltime Steeler
players right after this quiz I
will the sound made by a horse is what
nay nay good job if you were given seven
chocolates and then you gave two to your
friend and two to your mother how many
do you have remaining
three right
yes if you have a pound of bricks and a
pound of feathers what weighs more they
both weigh the
same I made that
one on if I had six apples then I ate
three how many do I have
left
three what are baby cats
called
kittens after lunch I eat
blank
dinner which one has the sweetest taste
out of the following hot dog Burger
honey ice cream
honey
yes which one feels cold
ice grass ice cream cone water
ice what sport uses sticks to hit the
ball
hockey baseball what hockey us a
stick what are baby dogs called puppies
what what comes after 12
13 how many days are there in a week
seven I crushed this
quiz what comes after Monday Sunday
Tuesday Sunday
Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday how many months
are there in a year 12
what who is called the king of the
jungle
lion what’s wrong you right you’re going
to pass out just tired you got to wake
up dude we got two hours
bro we got we got you got I don’t know
if you got can stand
up no oh my God we were doing good we’ll
go back’ll go back you know give me a
[ __ ] give me a give me a high school
IQ
matter of fact let’s go Middle School
first what did I get on that one perfect
almost yes
exactly [ __ ] crushed that you’re
right I
did I would hope you crushed the first
grade IQ test let’s do to [ __ ] middle
school now
the word race car is spelled the same
forwards and backwards true or
false
true two of the following numbers add up
to 17 true or false 6 13 2 12 7 14
what was the number 17 say that
again two of them add up to 17 true or
false 6 13 2 12 7 14
none none add up to 17 was that right um
it’s not giving me right answer right
now but yes it was which one of the five
is least like the other four shark deer
cow dog
lion
shark also the top five Steelers to the
guy who
donated uh TJ watt tro
palalo Big
Ben
AB
Martavis Martavis Bryan a
PLL the black circle res that you might
not be able to answer this
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one I answered it for you cuz it was a
picture don’t worry it’s right if you
rearrange the letters a n i
CH you would have the name of a country
Ocean State City or animal a n i c h
yes a n i c
h a n i c
h a n i c
h an ocean a country or
what country ocean state city or animal
animal wrong
I’m not sure I think it’s
wrong Ralph travels four blocks north
then two blocks East then three blocks
south and finally two blocks west how
many blocks is Ralph from his starting
Place zero he’s back at it
the answer is one two three or four
blocks one
block the entire following sentence
makes sense if the
word I’m out I’m I’m out on this quiz
I’m out on this quiz okay let’s do
uh let’s do uh
I don’t
know something
else let’s do countries or something I
ah
you want to do spelling let’s do a
spelling
be let’s do a spelling
be we have a
message
R don’t tell me he don’t tell me he did
it again listen listen I I I I was about
to go to sleep we just finished PMT I’ve
been alerted at the the 1 hour and 15
Mark no I’m just [ __ ] with you guys I’m
oh my God good luck for rest of the
night see you oh my I was going to say
Ryan you’re a dead
man I I would have genuinely just left
CU my Integrity would have get
destroyed I don’t know what else what
else I could have done at this point I
would have just got let’s do a spelling
be let’s do a spelling be spelling be
yeah I’m I’m I’m I’m actually a very
good
spell I don’t want to
brat I don’t want to brag but I am a
very good speller what grade do you want
let’s start off let’s do five questions
from each grade five words from each
grade let’s start with middle school all
right sixth grade all right
go over the
loudspeaker man that would have been bad
I I I would have wanted to just stop
everything be like where where did I
this at what at what point in time did I
this so we essentially if we’ complete
this we’ve been doing this for six
hours is CRA it’s just so
stupid no way in hell Jerry is good at
spelling you’re about to see
Pop I am a good
speller the only word I can’t spell is
onam on AEL so that word doesn’t count
on the double Lucas I’m working on
it speaking of
double double double sounds good right
now from
inel I do like a five guys though Five
Guys they they’re good they got a good
bur over at Five
Guys r Robin they fell off big time they
used to be good back in the
day oh really I’m sure
[Music]
probably Lucas all you got to do is
Google sixth grade words seventh grade
words eighth grade
words your first word is gallon g a l l
o n
gallon correct told you I’m a good
speller announcement
[Music]
announcement
announcement a
NN o u n c e m n t
announcement
[Music]
correct what level are we at
still sixth grade ah
career c a r
r no
sorry c a
r e e r career yes
[Music]
electricity electricity e l e c TR
r
i CI Ty y look
TR yes told you I’m a good
speller go to [ __ ] high school let’s
skip this not this shit’s a breeze for
me go to high
school
glacial what
glacial different
word glacial a different
word nobody knows what a [ __ ] glacial
is
loaves
loaves loaves
loaves
yes can you use it in a sentence like
loaves of I have given Jerry the word
loaves for the spelling
being l o a v s
loaves yes
yeah that was high
school now you got one two more sixth
grade
a
diagram d i
a g r a n
diagram asteroid a s t e r o i d
asteroid
[Music]
can we go to high school yeah I’m
pulling up this is a breeze for
me told you I could spell a good spell
the chat saying you can’t spell glacial
though
glacial yes well that doesn’t that
nobody knows what that means nobody even
knows I know Glacier not
glacial glacial relating to resulting
from or Den noting the presence or
agency of ice especially in the form of
glaciers so g l a c i a l yes
[Music]
stay calm stay calm we got
this go to high school I’m finding a
good one hold
on fingers in my
butthole first time we
at glacial period of 2 hours and 28
minutes
discipline o d i
s c
i p l i n e
discipline correct efficient e FF
e
c e FF e
c e i n
t wrong ah what was it e f f i c i n t e
f what I you said
e I’m not a good I’m not good with
that go to
college matter of fact [ __ ] the spelling
I’m done
spelling what about well we did capitals
parallel I’m done I’m done with I’m done
I’m done with spelling me why you done
spelling me I don’t want to do it no
more capitals I was bad at spelling I’m
done 2 hours and 30 minutes
how much longer is
it less than an hour 30 hour 30
wish we were play like [ __ ] a video
game or
something just nuts
roasting
what people saying double hit
Pizza would have been a good idea there
was a double hit where I’ll show you the
video oh my God you
who no way on
who are you serious or [ __ ] around
not serious it was you oh
when like 3 minutes
ago
when watch at 39
seconds
watch what at 39 and 40 seconds where’s
39 watch so now the next time you hit
it I mean it got like stuck on my hand
your light got stuck on the hand
time’s it right
now
12:41 so You’ be done by
4
4:41 it went like
this like like
that like this like that
you want see yours
now oh
dude here’s yours here’s
yours
slow
oh I can’t my brain is not even like
function right now yeah but you the
thing is like you can’t I know r mine’s
is a lot mine is like you can actually
see it this one like you
know see that’s what I saw that’s where
I was like
oh
yeah my
eyes if you want to go I’ll do it myself
right I’m
okay I’ll do it myself but I’m probably
not going to be able to do any trivia
to
do I can want to
switch you sure yeah let’s go back here
quick Jer entertain in the
chat well that
stinks thought we were doing good
thought we were going to do good
oh chestnuts
roasting on an open
fire Frost nipping
yourse yeah maybe have Ryan just like
uh give them a rest like
uh in the back or something
ah [ __ ] we got so
far
[ __ ] I mean this
is whatever is what it
is is what it
[Music]
is good idea piss break
nice piss break
in I’ll be back going to go take a piss
probably finish this with
Lucas Ryan’s you know pretty tired right
now so I’m going to go take a
piss and uh be back might as well get it
out
now oh [ __ ] sucks
oh
brick bre
my all
ch
oh
[ __ ] for
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[ __ ] all right so I come to terms
with no more trivia no more
music just can’t afford to look at the
chat or
anything got to stay locked in at all
the times
I’m not talking about
anything I think Lucas is uh using the
restroom right
now I got to wait on him think Ryan’s
going to take a break
yeah I’m just uh Ryan’s going to be in
the
back I’m go there here
yeah good you ready
Ryan yeah we’re
ready so started on the hit
he’s a broken man he’s tired oh he’s
broken just don’t talk to me during this
don’t talk to
you I don’t want to say another word
just hit the
this is the worst thing I’ve ever heard
this is so bad Ryan I’ll be
honest Ryan I’ll be
honest I hate to do this I don’t know if
I can do this with
look I’m I’m already
done this is
awful Dude tell me now if you can’t do
it tell me
now that’s this dude don’t [ __ ] with me
Lucas I got this if you don’t if you
can’t do it let me know I I no oh I
thought you’re talking to Ryan no I got
this it’s just just don’t I don’t want
to hear your voice don’t talk at
all just don’t say a word
[Music]
I think reality just said in that I’m
very very mad right now
[Music]
can you stop trying to get fancy just
trying to hit it right
too I mean the rule should have been
like keep the balloon off the
ground like that’s that’s the that’s the
record is keeping the balloon off the
ground it shouldn’t matter double hit
like the record is keep it off the
ground not [ __ ] double hit this
double hit that the record should be is
keeping it off the ground what’s the
record [ __ ] [ __ ]
bro where does it spec hold on on time
out we’re going to still go where does
it specify you can’t double
hit it doesn’t specify so why what are
we doing here that just makes sense no
it never double specify are you kidding
me what wait wait H hold on it doesn’t
it doesn’t specify double hit that’s
crazy the do the rules say double hit no
there’s no like so what are we listening
to that for this is
crazy the like our rules or Guinness
rules our rules our rules say double hit
our rules they say double hit they say
double hit where
where Ryan if you hit on singular get
off your phone bro I’m not going to [ __ ]
it
up Ryan you can put the rules on screen
too what do the rules say read the rules
Ryan the balloon cannot touch the ground
dude let him read it shut the [ __ ] up
okay Jerry and Ryan canot leave until
they break the record for the longest
this guy can’t even
read
Glory i r my phone and reading it on
singular is super blurry all right all
right it’s all right just
leaveing this is [ __ ] miserable
so we’re here to five minimum right yeah
right cuz 4 hours
yeah we really should just tank until
like people start waking up in the
morning that’s what we should
do no [ __ ]
that we ain’t
tanking I think this might never happen
if I’m going to be honest but I know
like it it was so like such a simple
mind L and you didn’t even realize or no
one even thought of it you know
[Music]
yeah I think this is my most hated
stream so
far it was getting fun though it was
getting fun like yeah the spelled me I
was having a good time but this just
turned miserable so fast two 2hour mess
ups is
hey pancake boy nobody gives a [ __ ]
about me
bro we were two toour mess ups that’s
I’m saying that’s bad that’s
bad that’s
bad no no no no no
no
Ryan what’s up shut down the big screen
Read Super
chats as they come in if they come
in sounds good thank you
brother thank you
brother you
know wish we could make this place
darker I know people just kept telling
me I should turn off the
lights yeah the lights the lights [ __ ]
you up I when I came out here the first
time you guys’s eyes were so so gloss
like
[ __ ] thank you brother leave somebody
said leaving the stream running for the
views we like it we like
it we like
it oh Rick didn’t go home no he did
that’s why I missed yeah I was I told
him to go home he getting late for him
he’s grinding
his name was Jerry how many uh alexo
podcasts do we have
left
um
800 we might have to listen to something
cuz I don’t really want to hear your
voice I don’t want to hear my voice
either we might have to listen to
something what can we listen to tail
show Alum no can’t listen to music you
put it in airpods no
um we can listen to the intro song for 4
hours an audio
book
no I wonder if movie audio is
copyrighted probably is
right this
sucks think about we got we couldn’t
even get haven’t got past two hours what
time no that happened more than two
hours that was 2 hours and 30 minutes
that was technically longer than the
first one
yeah do those do those type of hits
you’re pissing me off I was trying to
hit a hi sorry that was
bad I would
love why wouldn’t you word the challenge
why would why wouldn’t you word it keep
the balloon off the ground we would have
been home hours ago hold on uh
Jerry and Ryan cannot leave until they
break the record for the longest time
keeping a balloon in the air between two
people it does also say at the end they
must alternate hats of the
B great word you prove redit
great great wording great proof reading
I shouldn’t have I shouldn’t have to
proof reading what do you
mean you want to say in the challenges
you got to proof for that you got to
make the final call Ryan you got no
juice left I’m just you know you know
why you don’t like me because I tell you
what you don’t want to hear I tell you
the [ __ ]
truth that’s why cuz I won’t I won’t
suck
up my head is just a
right now it’s all right ran relax be
all
right how much time we
have 10
minutes all right 3 hours and 48 minutes
to go $5 what’s the capital of Thailand
Bangkok
yes Lucas you’re going so fast bro you
got a slow me and Ryan had a good
movement going
just hit it with the back of your hand
dude so we don’t have no [ __ ] double
[ __ ] yeah just focus on back of the hand
so we don’t have we don’t run into no
[ __ ]
doubles on an
open Jack Frost nipping
ater oh I’m going to
crumbled not I’m actually not
sleep what dude you’re going away from
the plan bro I had I had to back up holy
[ __ ] didn’t you stop bitching about how
I hit a [ __ ] balloon you’re hitting
line drives at me Ryan was getting
floaters you guys have had practice for
[ __ ] like 6 hours
ni if you got to stand up you got to
stand up
remember sometimes that’s
needed what does alternating shots mean
back and forth yeah how is a double hit
not an alternate
I don’t know I think there’s an argue to
be made that if it’s not intentional it
shouldn’t
matter
it it is what it is like Ryan’s first
one like yeah okay fine if you think
that’s double hit been good but that one
you just mine was clear though mine was
clear I think yours was more of like an
argument to be made because you like
it’s not like you had to or you were
trying to just kind of happened I don’t
know oh fist might be good cuz fist
totally Avo
doubles right you like fist you like
fisting or no I don’t particularly enjoy
fisting I think it’s working out good
sorry that was
[Music]
[Music]
how many people are watching Ryan
about
four for
[Music]
38 cows in the field 28 chickens how
many did
it say it
again 30 cows in the field 28 chickens
how many
didn’t I
that’s you do that move your your your
you what what move this move whatever
you’re doing with this like you’re doing
that yeah that’s you got to be careful
cuz that can get a double hit that’s
what I was doing that one where I got
the double head
this is this is this is this is
something
else this is something else
that’s
[ __ ] so bad why did you have FL I have
to I’ll Sho pants here
[Music]
be careful I’m not show I’m not I’m
trying to make it I’m trying to make it
interesting for myself [ __ ] make it
interesting no [ __ ] not making it
interesting I’m not going to double hit
[Music]
it we’re close to a half hour Ryan
uh 17 RS
[Music]
[Music]
I wonder where the Extreme’s good for 12
hours 12
hours but that’s just like the video St
Live on YouTube or something so it’s not
get C
[Music]
oh my God I got a wrist
injury shut it
down just turned it into be at that
point
I’m almost better off just having a
heart attack right
[Music]
now what what percentage you actually
believes
that
like how much of you actually believes
that would be
better
[Music]
95% I just feel like this is It’s one
think keeping it off the ground that’s
easy we could have did that first
try maybe not first try cuz I did the
spit but anytime
out but the
um just something’s bound to go wrong in
4
hours like if I had to guess something’s
going to happen in around the 2our
market
here for
showbo I’m not showbo you showbo f how
the [ __ ] am I going to showbo hit in a
[Music]
balloon every H’s got to be
concentrated
[Music]
[Music]
for for
[Music]
[Music]
think we’re the first people left on
too for
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
people are arguing in chat that because
my name was on there not Lu just is this
is just a practice now yeah it’ll be a
practice round that’s fine we’ll do a
practice three
hours we’ll run it back tomorrow
[Music]
evil get mad about that yeah this guy
named baddies has sent about uh four
super chats uh all saying that the rules
uh state that Jerry and Ryan not Jerry
and L
see brother pretty wild thanks for the
money yeah thanks for $20 baddies
respectfully we don’t see the money
though get a hobby DP dp’s money dp’s
money that’s generational hating right
there though I respect
it a lot of
haters they love the uh pound of brick
kind of feathers
[Applause]
on I’ll be honest my eyes might start
going like miny by the ‘s challenge is
done might have mincy eyes after this
one that first yawn it’ll be good though
are you tired at all or are you okay I’m
good yeah my contacts might start giving
me issues later but what’s that what
does that mean no like it’ll just like
make my eyes hurt kind of like how yours
are but cuz like you’re only supposed to
have hours I’m
wait as long as I keep vaping I’ll be
good V keeps me up really doesn’t have
anything to do that though right
which implies that he didn’t read a
single one of them until the last
one
God I’ll be honest I feel like this is
we’re going to mess up no you don’t
think so should be positive
yeah it sucks but you
know I just want to get to the three-h
hour no yeah there’s we could have way
worse jobs than hitting a [ __ ] your
balloon at 2 in the morning you
know I know it’s not the best thing in
here
but know that’s a good job Wonder to
know my favorite job was what bagging
groceries really the safe for you no
problem that why baging groceries CU
it’s you meet with people every day
get your
regulars but is it more of the simple
life you had at that age
or the job
itself lady double bag I want double
bags plastic or paper
plastic any don’t ever say paper I’m a
paper guy
do you have to pay for paper bags here
no
okay I like doing
paper you fit more in the paper bag than
you do the plastic bag I feel like it
depends on what you get too like if you
want to eat something way sturdier you
got to go paper yeah I buy a lot of
milk I thought you hated milk I don’t
drink milk my son
oh I’m a chalky milk kind of guy don’t
ever I’m a chalky milk kind of guy long
hard day at work and crack open a beer
ch
right did she make that in
first what it
was 1025 1150 something
we had a half hour yet
Ry so so so listen we also might run
into this problem on a minute
away so so Ryan hear me out okay real
quick if there’s a
point where you’re on the verge of
falling
asleep you got we got to know because we
got to set timers on our end well we can
look at the
string I’m good with being awake it’s
just my head is just pounding right now
all right all right all good all good
all right cuz there was a bit there was
a big delay in
that he’s totally F it’s okay it’s okay
no there’s not a lot of s
you know what’s a good idea we could
time it out on our
phones let us know when we’re at the 30
minute Mark Ryan
we just hit 30 we just hit 30 what time
is it on the clock sorry that 1:19 a.m.
1:19 a.m. so that means we’ll have to go
till what
time call it
520 somewhere around there wow no
no no way minus 30 so
450 posi he did four hours from right
now we’re already
30es baddi’s with the five said big cat
tweeted if you need a reer he can come
lock in
Lucas she showone again three finger
show that
smart I’m just trying not to do with my
thumb my thumb’s giving
me I your thumb’s giving you a problem
it’s giving me weird
Vibes here
my hand just went oh no oh
no oh no hold on Turn the Lights this is
bad turn the lights turn the lights
on actually might be better this way no
it’s not why your eyes are going to feel
better
no yeah no no the dark was dark would
that was scary that was
scary thank you Ryan I don’t know why
didn’t realize that’s happening in the
bathro he’s
tired I’ve been in the bathroom a couple
times here why you
Whispering oh I think you know what they
probably got automatic sensor at certain
time or
[Music]
something I was stuck in stall and it
wouldn’t turn back on so someone walked
in and just me sit in Stall the
dark is just creepy I smoke my I smoke
my most crack in a
stall I was a big St
B his back
guy a lot of
rocks that the type of hit or yeah that
don’t do that like up in the air feel
like
yeah but you can’t hit liners you got to
hit them
sorry sorry sorry
sorry Fu come on
man [ __ ] around bro I was trying to
hit it up for you goit your chair go
your chair
look your
[Music]
chair
rock
[ __ ] come on come on straight up to
yourself dude I’m going to [ __ ] okay get
your chair get your chair get your chair
bro get your chair it’s not a joke I’m
joking this ain’t no [ __ ]
joke
for me and Ryan never had these problems
thisly you did not this
early not this early you’re in it like 6
hours
you already had two missets missets yeah
you hit off the fingertips dude I’m
sorry I’m not a balloon hitting
[Music]
expert keep trying to tell me how to hit
the balloon just
[Music]
[ __ ] got take home
after no
[Music]
name was
Jerry he was a pork job
know lollipop lollipop l l l lollipop
[Music]
a good idea too you said Thank
[Music]
[Music]
you sets in what I’m actually doing
right
now I can’t laugh
I’m just worried about like a 3:00
Mark got to get there
first that was
bad
yes you’re showbo I’m not showbo and you
keep telling me to use my [ __ ] fist
and whenever I use the fist I [ __ ] it
up let my
you hit yours I’ll hit
mine start calling predicament
maybe if we double hit this out one
we’ll see
com me
[Music]
[Music]
can you listen the what about like could
you listen to like dead artists or no no
still copyright record label
still like which is like a weird thing
cuz um [ __ ] one of the guys I don’t want
I don’t want to get wrong the losy ver
maybe no [ __ ] juice world you mean juice
world yeah sorry
um like people are pissed because the
his record label is like putting out
like all of his F released music like
years and years after he
died just to like make more money off of
it you twox
no what’s the
theory I don’t want to get
we have 45 yet
Ry
4130 once we hit that hour
mark we’ll uh
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all right
$5 from PPS for all the chat when I say
it’s fine if Lucas and Jerry complete
the
challenge um someone said said $5 I
think I see for the chat when I said J
luas the challenge is that guy still
going I don’t know is he still going
Ryan no he donated saying that he he’s
okay with you is the other guy still
like bitching about it oh yes yes they
uh
yeah has he sent any more money no uh
just talking to each other on uh on chat
right now though give him give him a
quick five
minutes see what that does to his mental
mental I bring it back
worse buddy do you know how to do that
Ryan yeah I
do bring him back to
put a b time
out stand in the corner facing I’ll tell
you what it is it is a little addicting
giv a five minute
pans YouTube is even funnier they have
one minute bands and stuff if they’re
talking minut rumbles rumbles 5 minutes
for this live stream or forever
YouTube’s like 1 minute 5 minute 10
minute an hour 24 hours forever the one
minute one one minute vo it’s like one
minute B for
it’s reminding me of the ho in one
stream when Ryan and I were up at like
3: in the morning and he had taken the
control and I was just in the chat
beefing with people what you beefing I
don’t even remember what they were mad
about they’re like this is so easyit
like that
what you why you going off the side so
because you’re keep side
like we’re fting pretty
good same day I donated another $10
saying that Tipper doesn’t speaked for
the rest of us we demand Jerry and Ryan
complete
this oh
man did did you get was that after the 5
minute
pan
yes that’s incredible that’s
incredible give another five
[Laughter]
minutes give five one minute
P that’s dedication at like 2: in the
morning know you got to respect it
$5 the fact that you guys are laughing
at the rules and you idiots made being
followed is actually wild keep laughing
at the chat Jerry Putin turned off I
guess what same
guy they’re mad that we’re
laughing I’m sure it was the same guy
not the same guy oh it was it different
guy that teaming up with him though oh
wow he’s on a team now yeah it’s like a
group of three over
here
incredible we have a lot of uh hate
Watchers on our Channel I pay to see
what those three guys look
like look like a bunch of you no I’m not
I your view on internet trolls must be
very skewed if they think people like me
I don’t even know what inter would look
like what would they look like
try compare him to somebody that I would
know
yeah $5 interview Lucas or you can play
stepen Chase celebrity Gess here pretty
much Ryan can pick any random person in
the world thans uh and he can think of
two
uh to know uh to pretty much tell you
guys hotter or colder yeah I’m not I’m
not taking any chances doing
anything because that’s when we get
sloppy that’s when [ __ ] gets [ __ ] up I
celebrity gu fun I I don’t want to risk
me [ __ ] up or you [ __ ] up so we’re
just supposed to
nothing dude I’d rather R we’ve tried
[ __ ] do just use your fist use your
fist Ryan pick a celebrity don’t Ryan
who pick a celebrity Ryan I swear don’t
look how he’s getting sloppy do better
just uh I will not it’s for the better
trust me it’s not for the better it’s
not for the better it’s you will thank
me later [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] now yeah
you think so yeah you want to spike it
yeah I’ll [ __ ] spike it yeah I want
to see you right pick a celebrity spike
it holding this thing hostage
are we in an hour
yet 9 minutes till
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on and
open why that
s Matt’s Prime says can we just address
why he ignores super chats when he’s
running the stre I don’t ignore super
chats
I filter them of your vile disgusting
comments how many times have I read that
I should get
fired five do us chat took a recess and
came to the conclusion that Lucas and
Jerry is fine for this competition W
stram these haters make slow right
turns $5 would you rather be allergic to
sugar or prot
you can’t you can’t [ __ ] CH yeah
never
mind at least shut bad for you
too Erica nardini we miss you
my eyes are starting
to try some water that help
deed do from B says as a representative
of the Jersey Jerry Army Cong conation
we won’t be silenced Jerry and Ryan must
complete this uh my cons my constituents
concur for
more hours of this is that crazy I know
that’s
crazy what did these guys do during this
time come on sorry sorry sorry sorry I
was thinking um that’s why we can’t talk
yeah we can rather that than just
[ __ ] hit the ball um in the picture
number
wow JJ big fan I know you and Lucas can
do this but keep this keep shooting for
this hot and cold would have been fine
just something for audio anyways you got
this we believe Positive Vibes
only I just don’t want take a risk I’m
just so curious what the [ __ ] SL
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R get get a little on
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we have 58 minutes
Ryan yep 5830
exactly
hours you like that or no I don’t like I
think it’s worse for us cuz we put our
it’s bad it’s
not that good I know we’re hting it more
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but hi
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the other day I was yelling so
hard that my jaw got
stuck my actual jaw got stuck [ __ ] I had
to like move it around bring it back to
life I don’t know I have
spasm how many people watching
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R about
30100
3500 on the
rumble
combined about 1,000 on 800 on Rumble
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I’m almost positive there’ll probably be
I’d say at
least at least two to three guys that
fell
asleep they’ll probably go back tomorrow
and rewatch every second make to make
sure there was no double hits in the
my bad my bad my
bad it’s right
here $5 what is worse than ants in your
pants $5 at baddy you and your
constituents can suck shaft JJ can
finish this Challenge and with anyone he
needs to from me B
157 some beef in the chat wow love that
turn on each other don’t turn on
US Civil War in the
chat it’s for some hands in the pants
all right we’re at an hour right
Ryan yes we’re officially at an hour and
uh 2 minutes nice nice nice
why don’t we order something for us like
the reward what do you mean order like
we just get like food or something so
something to look forward to who’s going
to
order can order
I how are we going to eat food is the
thing like that’s what I’m getting
scared about we got like a blizzard milk
shers is any pizza open
Ryan Uber Eats
it’s all about breaking it up into like
smaller time
Domino I
a couple hundred,
maybe
no
100 maybe
100K that is worse than
100K T huh say we can tank in the
morning no we don’t want to tank there
no nowh we’re [ __ ] an hour in bro no
I’m just saying if it like obviously
we’re both wanting this today but if it
didn’t
wor you can just read us options on Uber
Eats too Ryan doesn’t yeah it looks like
only Papa
John’s and a a place called posit Pizza
is there only two options Papa joh don’t
sound
bad you like Papa John Lucas ever had
Papa John I mean it’s not good but I
mean it’s not it’s edible what what’s
this other does this other place look
like a chain
Ry I think the pizza posle place yeah I
think pop John might be safer than that
place really
probably maybe just do two two cheese
pizzas for all of
us sounds good what’s the delivery time
on that
says it’s about 15 to 30 minutes Ronnie
perfect you know way he said two cheese
pizza was so
tie hey make sure they got that garlic
salt I just want to [ __ ] smash this
[ __ ]
balloon I’m going to be very nervous to
eat this
pizza wa you might just have to look at
it yeah you know it’s there yeah you
just got imagine what it tastes
like 12 in 14
in whatever don’t 12 two 12s maybe I
don’t know what’s a 12 a 12 is a
what it doesn’t matter Ryan whatever you
think I got you do priority
[Laughter]
too got that
treat
yourself hey Dave we’re going to expense
this all right we’re going to expense
this DP
I got a onon
it
on sloppy
let’s get back to the
basics [ __ ] are the basics Basics is
that see much Bas
basic it’s that lead
time Lucas lock it look I’m I’m I’m fine
I’m fine don’t worry about me worry
about yourself I’m
awake I’m not I know worry about
yourself I’m I’ll be fine TR to get my
ins is that a joke what I thought it was
a joke sorry
this got to be the dumbest [ __ ] this got
to be the dumbest [ __ ] ever that’s what
I’m saying every couple minutes I
realized what the [ __ ] we’re doing and I
have to stop myself from laughing
the worst part about it is we’re not
even going to get a record cuz there’s
no Guinness
here yeah but we
have doesn’t matter we have video proof
they need to be on site I get that but
we have video
proof we’re going to we’re going to
cream those kids from Avon
Indiana burrito that the one of the kids
wear it short shorter shorts than me
it’s that lead time
right uh the estimated arrival is 220
how we got now so we got about uh 23
minutes you did priority yes the garlic
sauce yep I got four of them you ever
had the garlic
sauce roommate used to talk about it
though n if you don’t want your green
pepper let me get it
they gave you a little [ __ ] pepper W
I
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think I used to uh when I smoked crack I
was there was a papa johnas right there
I used to get it when I’m hungry enough
to
eat does it ruin your appetite yeah you
don’t really eat for a couple days a
couple days yeah
Jesus my last time smoking crack
I robbed a drug
dealer and I had probably enough
crack to last for probably
about a
week smoked I think a day and a half oh
wow is that when you were like I’m
done
uh I mean I wasn’t done I didn’t want to
stoping my mind I took that I’ll tell
you what one
time I got a crazy
story I checked myself into a
cyc I wasn’t going crazy yeah I checked
myself in cuz I I wanted somewhere to
sleep and then what they do is they put
you on this thing called oneon-one which
is a nurse or somebody always has to be
by your side no matter what yeah God
forbid you know
and I was I checked myself in I got
in and uh I think it’s a mandatory
like 4 48 hour type of stay no matter
what you can’t get out of it yeah I was
there for over a week wow because they
thought I was crazy because I was
telling them the story like hey I only
check myself in here because I
[ __ ] I didn’t have nowhere to sleep
you know and they thought I was going
crazy and just making up this all this
this whole story oh thought you were
lying about why yeah yeah they thought I
was lying and they were like yeah we’re
put keeping a close eye on this guy real
close like damn listen I’m just a drug
addict I’m not I’m not going crazy it
took a substance abuse like counseling
class in
college but that’s nothing
like when I got to social work like that
was a field we could have specialized in
social work’s a good field you don’t
make a lot of money but it’s a rewarding
field yeah I I I didn’t not go through
with it
because like I didn’t think it would be
rewarding I just
the cour workk for it was yeah like it
felt like I was doing
like like they were just giving me
papers to do just to like say say I
could get a degree you know it felt like
pointless but yeah no they make nothing
it’s it’s sad
yo
Ry what’s up jar you you got a girl or
you like you single I’m single right now
you looking or no yeah you know I’m uh
not like forcing anything there but uh
whatever whatever comes about comes
about you know how often does something
come about you say uh depends where I’m
at but also it depends like how how
intent I’m trying to get at someone if
that makes any sense I [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
sorry ain’t a [ __ ] game
dude [ __ ]
Christ bro blood
P
game all right I’m going hit this up
high
all right we’re back [ __ ] [ __ ] we’re
back we’re
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back that just killed like a minute
didn’t kill nothing not even at a
[ __ ] hour and a
half probably had an hour and [ __ ] 8
minutes ran don’t tell us what time it
is but tell us if he’s
wrong it is not going to be here in 8
minutes wait he was he wasn’t listen to
us check out not the piz are we over a
minute and 15 an hour and
15 almost oh my God okay so it wasn’t an
hour8 sorry you’re good you’re good they
locked
in yeah I’m about to shoot myself are
you [ __ ] kidding [ __ ] this pizza is
going to [ __ ] me I don’t think this is a
good
idea is your a way to put cameras in the
bathroom or
no [ __ ] Pizza is a bad idea but I mean
[ __ ] it I mean I’ll [ __ ] myself I’m not
I’m not it is what it is I mean I got no
choice I I wanted to get adult
diapers would you have put one in
$5 that’s say go to your feet for 10
minutes and if you survive you can
continue
what what do he say next mistake that’s
mistake feed only for 10 minutes and if
you survive
continue mistake buddy we already made a
million mistakes we’re not risking
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Chris conin thanks for the
time Chris Conley’s in the chat con
conine sometimes there’s not a message
with them sometimes they just send money
just to send it he send another saying
get my info Jerry I’ll boot pppy on
stream or Ru and Ry who’s pppy it’s a
another guy in the chat who’s uh he’s on
our side I would say
you know that’ be an interesting
stream J Dark people fight each other
Jer after dark the whole chat just
fighting each other better not it’s like
Mr Beast like the squid games thing it’s
just fighting 100 people fighting each
other imagine if we ever did a Jerry
after dark meet meet and greet like meet
up we probably
die I don’t trust them
would you ever go to a meet and
Creek like for me to meet somebody yes
for me to do one
oh my list would be very small if people
that I go
for
y Ryan
rolds
um organ m
I’d like to meet probably Beetle Juice
oh that would
ni Nate Diaz
that was
dangerous the way my head or your head
oh at what time would you say when we
hit if we hit it would be
good 4
hours if we break if we do should we
just keep going just to see
um it’s up to you you probably won’t
feel that way when we get there but
um I actually was worried when we
tweeted it out that someone would be
like to people would be crazy enough to
be like okay we’re going to extend This
Record
longer I think if we hit 3 hours and 15
minutes probably good we’ll yeah we’ll
be like okay this don’t
paying attention every still how’s that
pizza looking
pop 225 current
ETA which is about 18 minutes you moving
slow that
Pap how many [ __ ] pizzas are they
making right now just ours you got two
pies yes two cheese
Pies Two cheese
P like the [ __ ] is ordering this right
now they’re definitely open
right’s the worst invention ever worst
for
society
so I bre is up there
how much [ __ ] extra money I spend
just because I can ra [ __ ]
now it’s a joke I can’t stop
this
just get home from work on a car I’m too
lazy to [ __ ] walk somewhere why you
should start
cooking cuz I just get off of work and
the last time I is
cook no problem
but then I make that and I eat it one
day and the next day I’m like yeah I
want eat it and the next day I don’t eat
and
I was wrong with that that was low dude
maybe it
was I’m giving you perfect balls every
[ __ ]
time give me [ __ ] low St balls that’s
the issue the line
drives this
is Cole Matthews with $10 uh hello Jerry
hey uh Hey
l oh Cole Matthews is that the wrestler
from Pittsburgh oh what’s up what’s he
doing up this late my guy is he still
still a pck the [ __ ] does he know you
man I’m [ __ ] Pittsburgh oh that’s
right you did meet him you did meet him
did you forget were you at the cigar
place with us yeah dude that place
killed my sinuses I haven’t gotten a
cigar bar
since that’s where the Pirates yeah
Cole’s a good D nice I think fou is
doing the um NFL draft show really yeah
just for Steelers I only go on for the
Steelers
pck I think the NFL draft is the most
overrated sporting why what are you
talking about it’s so long who cares and
it’s like so cool to get new players
what are you talking
about actually it’s a horrible take no
no it’s boring you sit around waiting
hours and hours dude you get to see what
other teams pick and [ __ ] I think it’s
great yeah how many of those picks
actually pay
now I don’t know I don’t a percentage
it’s it’s more of it’s less of the event
and more of the hype it gets from people
like people hype yeah but the thing is
sixth rounders could be good you never
know yes but do you watch the moment not
yeah no exactly in I watch every pick
really every
pick can’t do it like I don’t just watch
one two and three I watch overall yeah I
mean I usually watch till the Steelers B
and they never pick the
guy I’m surprised [ __ ] back blown out
right now dude surpris you like it that
much you don’t watch that much college
football college football no I don’t
care that’s why I think like the most
people that like the NFL draft love
college football they’re like oh where
are these guys go
you’re getting [ __ ] sloppy that was
that
wasad why must I have to reel you back
in all the time
dude what is going on is still in the
air
dude get it
back [ __ ] Christ man ah we should
have seen if the security guard was here
yeah he told me after the first that he
was going to stay he left
yeah I mean he’s a good dude should
asked if he want something oh that’s oh
F I forgot he was
the D in
route what the [ __ ] is Papa John doing
man currently pitching up the order oh
my God who’s our Uber Drive read us
their stats
name a guy named Howard in a Toyota
Corolla is 99% thumbs up wow that’s
pretty decent I love that it’s pretty
good he’s made
1682 deliveries wow good
himount I think we should give him
thumbs down just to keep him
humble no don’t do that it’s [ __ ]
up I almost crying my Uber rating went
down from five you had an Uber oh your
passenger
yeah why what happened you play music
too loud no I don’t remember what
happened I wouldn’t be surprised if went
down again uh the other night I was
playing the new tail down in the back
seat no
headphones I
probably they hit that
one you ever heard the thing where it’s
like there’s like a one in like 14
billion chance
that you can like put your hand through
like a wall and all the molecules have
you ever heard that I I don’t know what
you’re saying I don’t give a
f he will be here in about 9 minutes I
love that I love that
now the problem is how are we going to
eat our mouths
I feel like underhands dangerous oh
yeah what else is the chat saying right
now Ry besides a Super Chat anything
good um yeah uh just got a $5 Dono from
from Rico 13 bricko Ry loves to suck did
12 three I’m part of the JJ Army I’ll
build him up while you suck Kevin
Conley’s dick you [ __ ] now go back to
your mom’s basement you dog water
looking [ __ ] PS you got this
JJ other than that uh
no no what there’s not not not a whole
lot not a whole lot yeah yeah that’s
probably yeah mean it’s about that time
yeah 330 something East Coast maybe
right now 3:30 East
Co heast coaster or Central Time Yeah
Central way better so much sports are so
much
better first football games in half
three was amazing oh so
good 7 I killed him as a kid I would
have had to go to that ear
do we got a wind coming
in we got a wind coming in I think it
got colder or something yeah I feel the
breeze
[ __ ] oh my
God subscribe follow the
dream people said you were be
sweating freezing yeah was going to
say every 20 minutes I just forget to
hit it
getting
sloppy what do you mean yeah just
agreeing with you yes yes yeah stop yeah
no I’m saying you’re right you were
getting sloppy Dam yeah
beat up all
night oh my God I almost missed that
you I get scared we have to dive on the
floor [ __ ] no
electric hell no tripping bro trying to
lose
this
nice what are you doing the P side me
hit you were like this what was that I
did not do
that oh that felt weird yeah no I didn’t
do that I had to make sure I didn’t
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look imagine please
we got to flight to
Florida we never took off
the we never got off the pl remember
[ __ ] you guys surpass hour 30 [ __ ] all
right so that’s uh how much
time we’re bored in the plate we’re born
in the plate we’re probably on the plan
are we on the plane yet or no
I got about an
hour you got to have two and a
half no we don’t need two oh yeah we do
need
two [ __ ] do we need two [ __ ] I couldn’t
these guys go for [ __ ] three [ __ ]
20 I just want to fly Florida
[ __ ] messaging me
man had a pie
no time
really getting nervous with that type of
stop getting so short
then your backck
hurt nothing hurts
just what that was bad that was so bad I
had to [ __ ] speed over there
back was not what’s the what’s the what
the what’s the what’s Fernando’s
etn don’t to get the pizza right now he
just got here fando he just got here
yeah it’s
Howard like whest sa
ever come me come sit down and eat
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him have you how many times have you
switched the camera since you been back
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there why you’re supposed to switch the
camera no like I me
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are you going to be able to multitask
with the eating [ __ ] yeah you think so
we have
to be courteous of what side we’re
hitting the Ballon to so like if I’m
eating with my left hand you got to hit
to my right side you know vice versa for
you what do you mean whatever
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be so nice to slam it just H
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though see what I mean the AC yeah
[ __ ] brick in here
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bro was beat C
sorry
[ __ ] a
[ __ ] sure about that
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yeah why that why that
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your favorite time of the year
true is it true I said what’s your
favorite time
Christmas now that up here it’s cold in
the winter I’ll say summer that’s my
favorite Christmas
my
presents giv a good present hot
coco
marshmallow like thinking about it is
better than the actual time though if
that makes
sense F decides about it then when it’s
here it’s gone like
instantly got a [ __ ] in your ear
telling you you can’t celebrate it’s
after November or after
Thanksgiving I need to
ref Christmas tree is still up yours
yep is it a real tree or fake
tree didn’t come in a box to like
repackage it in you got
get what
really why half cheese half pepperoni
only one gar SAU did they give two
pizzas only one pizza what the [ __ ] oh
my
God
[ __ ]
yeah hell yeah get your money back that
guy probably took our pizza I I asked
him and showed he showed me that it was
only he only I
trust which was crazy sucks cuz I have I
receiv
like do get your money take a picture of
it make sure records just in case what
it is I mean I can [ __ ] up some pepperon
personally
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why don’t you like
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sand I know how did that startop I don’t
like the way it
feels you want Star
Wars one person in chat
take take your slices Ry whatever you
need what do you mean you’re not hungry
the [ __ ] you mean you’re not hungry eat
some pizza
bro okay you’re not going to faint right
no can you can you can you can put the
box over
here you want me to the table just give
me a we might hit the
table
Yeah it further I hit it up I up I up
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and
Dismount I think Howard took our
[ __ ] I ain’t going to lie I I trust
Howard I don’t trust Howard it was
a wow he was right Howard is a sus name
no it’s not Howard how how is such an
unassuming hey you Ain
try this is horrible that’s I was about
to say it looks like [ __ ]
sh I don’t know to do this it’s okay
grab your pizza I’m about to hit it
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now take
do let’s stand up you let’s stand up you
you got to stand
up this pie is
horrible all right I’m going to hit up
really high you hit up really
high oh
no dude this is not
playe this is like
Alfredo oh this is ass oh my
God they just [ __ ] us oh not
wow completely this is really bad wow
that’s
awful
stand
man how BR I just don’t [ __ ] without bro
sauce that’s what this is right I think
it’s not it’s not it’s not it’s not
cheese dude yeah well it’s cheese but
the sauce is not call Papa
John just [ __ ] you want me to I’ll do it
this has got to be one of the worst
things Papa John’s has ever
done I can’t I can’t think of anything
I’ll do you want me to yeah
stand up by you stand up by
you this is bad bro yeah that that that
b
ired this ain’t
cheese kind of look like a
c
stop they com on pizza
need that just
boneless oh okay I thought you were
you going sit down
yeah going be one of the worst pizzas
I’ve ever had in my
life yours didn’t look like regular
cheese mine had pepperonis on it but it
also didn’t our pizza is the same Pizza
yeah just mine had pepperonis on it
yeah you may
Rock we might have to see this
right bring the phone out bring the
phone
out
we that absolves Howard though sorry
that back fo that absolves Howard
because they just [ __ ]
up probably some [ __ ] 17-year-old kid
behind the counter doesn’t give
[ __ ] [ __ ] ruin somebody’s night does
he know our night’s been ruined for 8
hours
now he get much [ __ ] worse
buddy I mean maybe if you dip in the
garlic sauce might be a little bit
better for you I don’t know saved mine a
little
bit I’ll pick the pepperonis off one
by no you got to be careful about the
grease from the pepperonis oh [ __ ] you
I think about when we have 2 hours we
still got another two
hours how crazy is
that we still we’re not you know we’re
not we’re not halfway done yet I know
there’s something about this which is
crazy yeah this [ __ ] balloon thing
that time is
just go Papa
John don’t they [ __ ] our [ __ ] up
B what kind of pizzas are they slinging
over there bro [ __ ] bubble gum Pizza
Chum
Pizza take a
pick what are we get afraid of us
bro it says
yeah we’re not right
at we got the wrong
Pizza we need two cheese
pizzas I I don’t know how the
that give us ra a dress Pizza sry
maybe someone else was ordering a pizza
right
now I got right where I’m
confus that’s a good point wow also how
sham on Howard for not realizing [ __ ]
Howard was in two boxes
crazy now we should give him a thumbs
down I was right
do you guys want them to send out a new
order yeah send us our two cheese pizzas
yeah you don’t mind
s like two minutes can you ask on
Pizza where’s the pizza at M
we we might be taking off soon what do
you mean to
Florida how long’s the flight like two
hours God you got to you got to move
quicker than that you got to realize it
why should I have to re like why I move
when you hit it outside of my range dude
but but but but I don’t hit it outside
of your range you do get outside my
range I just get
to you’re being [ __ ] way over there bro
you look at this see look you did it too
but I had to do it though is what I’m
saying come on Lucas in’t a [ __ ] game
bro literally is a
game I think the AC is I think his
balloon is starting to go [ __ ]
different ways it’s just my eyes I it’s
just your eyes when you said it look
like a plate
look at your ball your ball is spinning
dud ball look see why is mine perfectly
straight
boom boom you’re just going that
way $5 from Omar Jerry name one MLB on
the top of your head a one MLB player on
the top of your head that pisses you off
the no we’re here to listen
I don’t know I really have I’m not a big
M
guy
um pissed me off the most I mean I’ve
never been pissed off at an MLB player
oh maybe the dude from the
Indians can’t say that anymore whatever
Guardians what guy his name Josh Naylor
or something that why
him being last year to
me two years
ago I was at a Yan game he was
told
oh interesting how is he
taunting
out hey
Rod what’s up what’s that lead on that
pizza uh I on the phone with the manager
right now who is in contact with Uber to
get new driver okay well they’re sending
two cheese pizzas right correct what
kind of what kind of pizzas were these
so on the side of the box it was half
and half and it said alfredo sauce and
something else that’s crazy yeah
pepperoni or something who the [ __ ] is
ordering Alfredo pizza Ray F Ray F you
should be in [ __ ] PR bro apparently
they thought Ray was Ryan somehow I
don’t know how that gets up you know
this guy’s going to do he’s going to
come back and he’s going to say hey we
can’t get a
driver that’s what I would say he ain’t
on the phone you think this guy’s on the
phone with Uber e at [ __ ] 3:00 in the
morning oh shot that’s that’s what he’s
telling me I’m I’m on hold right now
so this guy’s [ __ ] slinging pies bro
he a he don’t give a [ __ ] how far is the
Papa John 1.4
miles about 10 minutes
away tell tell him to personally
deliver this guy’s ordering alfredo
sauce with pepperoni it’s half and half
it’s nuts that means there’s got to be
at least another person with him that
also wanted the same Pizza
yeah
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both isn’t actually that bad and the
Ballo we’re not at 2 hours yet right
no about uh 11 minutes exactly away from
12: or from 2 I thought it
was 30 we seen the videos of people like
locking themselves in the room trying to
like get out exactly at an hour see if
they can figure it
out it’s very interesting like to the
minute or the second the minute like
just seeing how close you can get with
like no clock no clock yeah that’s a
good that’s that’s a good one no son
it’s similar to that those Cup
videos that’s pretty
cool 24 would be 24 hours yeah I saw
like a Mr Beast thing one time it’s like
he put a guy in a coffin buing him and
he said you can get out whenever you
want but if you make it past 3 days you
get the money or whatever but there was
no clock or anything so he had to like
shut your based off
in 3 days what did he do how many days I
think he I think he beat it but magic
you’re in there for a week you only need
to do 3 days yeah that’s that’s the
thing but then it’s like if you leave
too soon like if you sleep you [ __ ]
yourself over that’s like what CL do
sleeping and [ __ ] himself over he lost
actually no he knew
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but now we have two more
pizz alleged we allegedly have two more
pizzas
coming and then by the time those are
there we’ll only have an hour and a half
left let us know when you got an update
r no rush we’ll do you’re still on hold
John while you’re holding we’re
talkinging
y this guy a get that to us he he
[ __ ] buried us this
guy he [ __ ] buried us bro square cut
is also crazy s
bro squiring
sucks you like to eat dish not the
biggest Fair I’ll eat it it ain’t
terrible their Pizza is just so
different here even the [ __ ] New York
style my my friend lives at TP and like
a week or two ago he said his pizza spot
got ruined cuz Dave red it and gave it a
good score oh now he can’t really get sh
yeah and now they’re out of pizzas that
sucks
how many people we got
watching
500 more than when YouTube went
down [ __ ] last week
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$5 from Omar I wish California had more
pizza joints like the East Coast
gentlemen nonexistent over here dog I
really I rely on low Caesars Etc
absolutely uping
bananas any any word from Papa
John’s they just got back and they
confirmed my order number to get the
receipt essentially from Uber so it
seems on Pace to be getting it soon oh
that’s pretty good right is that good
good news
yes all right let us know when we’re at
2 hours
right we’ll do
maybe you shouldn’t tell us that makes
it worse I don’t think so I don’t know
what time it is right now three I
want know right now no I don’t think I
want them 242
okay I’ve been in the
balloon since
8 6 hours 40 minutes
we got good
viewers about 29
three that would be a lot course by
now you’re heading the game
Lucas rest my
head I think we did pretty good with
super chats tonight H yeah when I can
when I don’t have as much to do back
there and I can like actually read them
off and I’m not interrupting you like
the more I read it the more we get it
you know and yeah did good over, bucks
for sure oh
she’s not
always as much attention to as
I [ __ ] not that have
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week that’s just
concerning how long you think like does
it feel that you’ve been doing
this honestly it doesn’t feel like 2
hours
hour I’d say like 45 minutes it feels
like I’ve been doing this for
20 yeah your yours is different
but feels like
45 my knuckles got black and blues all
over this
guy hey
red bre like a fat one so the [ __ ] are
you doing ordering pizza on Tuesday
night good job I
fried I would be too embarrassed dumb
fried right
now it’s not embarrassing for us cuz
we’re not fried
man like I just seen some walk
over
ghost who’s that stop stop what stop
saying [ __ ] like that what are you
scared of
ghosts no if you’re a
ghost come out and play with us
come on don’t don’t Lucas don’t [ __ ]
around you’re [ __ ] around talking
about some [ __ ] ghost
there’s no way this guy R meant to order
alfredo sauce yes you think so yeah my
roomate is what I don’t know if it was
from
Pap that was so close that was so close
great save Jesus great save great
save we got to stop talking we got to
stop talking let’s get back to the
basics holy [ __ ] raise a [ __ ] piece
of [ __ ] [ __ ] this guy right [ __ ] get
your chair start sitting down and you
sit first you sit first it works better
when you sit
first all
right I’m good all right
I’m that was so
close Ryan did you see that that was
incredible
yeah pull pull the tapes
chat see where that [ __ ] that was so
close I thought we were done for really
yeah what would I don’t even know what I
would done why is it always at the 2hour
Mark all right let’s let’s fist it no
double let’s get to three let’s get to
yeah let’s get the [ __ ] 3 hours then
we can we had two hours yet Ry
where’s your
fist we’re getting sloppy come
on that was kind of fun though not
really Let’s Get Closer Let’s Get Closer
not super close but you know
close so we’re not really
this is like two mons you think so no
just like
mentally it feels too
intimate what I cuz I know for I know
we’re going to [ __ ] we’re not going to
[ __ ] I know we are use your fist use
your fist you use your
fist what they say the Bob John
thead on thead on the
pizza he’s over
it any super chats
anything I fell
asleep good friend
wonder if we
like not necessarily Pull A Min but like
did something where we have to shut the
street
no
cancel but not not something that we get
cancell like what
if
I tell you what it’s going to feel good
when we got an hour left is it
no is it ever going to feel B we at 2
hours we are officially 2
hours what the lead on the pizza though
sorry yeah this [ __ ] so essentially
poy John’s [ __ ] us uh they’re making
me call uh Uber Eats now to essentially
either get a reimbursement
or uh try and order it
again Ryan quite literally just shifted
from one shitty job to an Shaker job
it’s up to you guys what you want to do
that’s up to you guys I’m not I’m not
hungry at all so it’s up to to what do
you want to do so it’s up to me
yeah I can care what this to you you
want to get I’ll be honest I’m kind of
hungry all right Lucas is hungry if it’s
if it’s too much of a hassle in like 5
minutes like you’re still doing it hang
up all right I’ll keep you upd
it get sloppy get it in the air I like
it sloppy
so we got two hours
left why am I rolling my chair right now
why get back in the
game this come
on
two this is balls it seems like the
balls just not going as
anymore actually just stop calling a
ball not [ __ ] ball let’s try to go
slow what are you doing dude what do you
mean what am I doing can we just hit the
ball stop trying to do [ __ ] with this
get it in the air though I am getting in
the air no you’re not look at it dying I
want keep yeah probably cuz it’s out of
a was there a
leak see what I mean it’s dying quick
also just
bar we’re going to get this thing going
down soon no it’s not know I can feel it
I already feel it it’s literally not
even
smaller Rick’s doing right now
sleep just wake up mincy today yep is it
yep time’s he going I don’t know your
mind
right is it all by himself now oh really
yeah what do you mean by himself he
produces it by himself yeah when he
switches cameras it’s funny just to get
up and switch him
himself why does he do it by himself
because um they would have to send
control the person every day like way
earlier just set it
up yeah so they’re trying
to cuz Moody is a producer that was for
it like could only come like every few
weeks or so like the on and off [ __ ]
that’s just
like the does your balloon definitely
lost there yeah I think so which is
going to make it way more difficult for
us no it hasn’t lost air since we’ve
been doing it probably lost a little but
it’s definitely lost air
since youve hit it since you
started but that also happened earlier
when you did just lose
there Shane Bard thanks for the five
Trevor Nash keep up the hard work
boys is this hard work
what a [ __ ]
joke this [ __ ]
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sorry that’s
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hopefully this doesn’t happen but how
fun would this
if we were just sitting here like
tomorrow during the act just
sit would be kind of
funny be able to laugh at
no you know how many bad things would
have had to happen for us to be there to
not laugh at it we had to mess up like
two more
times we’re more than halfway done so
like
[Music]
that we’re in the
[Music]
air careful almost did a double there
almost
[Music]
that’s
Ryan yep what’s the lead on the
pizza still on hold with the with Uber
people yeah just just try and get a
refund if you can don’t worry about
ordering I
got
disaster soad
[ __ ] tell them they ruined our
night stop getting SLA your hand
[Music]
sorry that’s
low be more attentive though yeah I know
I don’t like this it’s not bad
[Music]
how long you guys do this stand H how
long did you go before you start sitting
down
[Music]
[Music]
we’re at 3 hours yet H we’re at 3 hours
yet what oh shot we’re probably not even
at 2 hours and 20
[Music]
minutes what time you got to be in Tom
Mall
Ryan I will I’ll have to ask something
about
that I think Steph would be okay I think
I hope so we’ll see we’ll see
that little laugh so at this point
probably about 7
[Music]
hours it’s uh 3 3:00 a.m.
currently the [ __ ] would a highlight
video for this we
nothing
John me
I’ll be I’ll
be I got a question
so is [ __ ] ever too
wet like say you have a girlfriend or
whatever is there ever a time where it’s
too
wet I’m going to say yes and no
[Music]
I don’t think
so I think yes when you’re physically
down
there you know what I mean I think I’m
kind to mess
[Music]
out what do you think Ryan ever too
wet helping
debate yo R we’s lead on that pach
so it’s fallen into uh unfortunate
circumstances are people still chatting
or the chat’s pretty much dead now no
people are still chatting here now you
ask the chat if they think it’s ever too
wet chat thoughts on [ __ ] being too wet
[Music]
[Music]
we at 215 yet Ry or no you have stop
asking for the
time about 2 minutes
[Music]
away these next 45 minutes are
crucial I a having to hit that little
DB oh man
[Music]
getting a little sloppy over
there lock
in it’s wor this or the
[Music]
head sorry that was really
bad be wor
his scks
his
worst we get 100,000 on Rumble I’ll I’ll
uh I’ll do this again so we’ll start it
from scratch we get K on Rumble you
started from scratch you in the
beginning being too scared to say 50,000
on Rumble and we only have 80 it was so
funny I don’t know if I can
do
really we the fourth highest f
know that who’s high it’s Dave
then um one
by and then
[Music]
Baron they they they they third highest
close probably like 9 or 10 oh okay
we’re close Dave probably
yeah
15K wow
[Music]
I don’t know what to do with
it got to get away from that though
you’re going to do that going to I just
don’t hit up so it doesn’t do
anything Mak to keep my head up
[Music]
[Music]
all right let’s lock it lock it lock
lock is it 230 yet I’m just kidding that
was a joke that was a joke
we just spiked it that 3 minutes no 3
hours8 minutes 43
looking
at just to give myself something for
[Music]
more with the five he says haunted house
live
stream
oh
PL the ball is pink
right a little
Shane Bard with the five he said you
need a hook up for the real life part
three all
night yeah uh or an all nighter fishing
I got a spot for your boy on brother
yeah that’ be cool all night
fishing uh should we put this light on
or no I don’t know I think it’s [ __ ]
mad
more what with it off yeah yeah R can we
get these lights on thanks
brother Ryan could you grab an
unrustable for
foror could you grab an uncrustable
thank you
are good the Nutella
really I’ve actually remember I’ve never
had
Nutella my sister
must at least when we get to 3 hours we
know we just home
yeah we stand up
that oh my
B I
got yeah that would be amusing
getting sloppy now getting
sloppy
it that
you got to eat
man what talking me yeah feel like my
flow got [ __ ] up yeah I got to [ __ ]
eat kind of question is that
and no arm
left just break
[Music]
accid careful
that one come on man just finish your
[ __ ]
sand can’t perform on the
Freshman question
what was more brick or
feathers
about we got 2 and 1/2 yet
Ry about 8 minutes till
8 minutes I need you I need you to stop
asking so we’re way off yes we’re way we
got we got a lot of time
yeah we got we got a lot of time ice
cream slap right
now CH
milk don’t want to do this anymore
[Music]
be weary of the double Taps just focus
on one
[Music]
thing
recorded I’ll be honest if there was a
number another double
tap I don’t know what I would do I don’t
know if you can see me again
sell a house go back to New
Jersey you threat to become a pipe th
again like every
week oh man that was
close that was on
me CU I ain’t seen the ball man I’m
seeing like three balls right
now three more than you should
Omar with the five said moistness is
beautiful if the oyster is not moist or
saturated in your [ __ ] up big
[Music]
time oh I
forgot wet too
wet can you read it
again moistness is beautiful if the
oyster is not moist or satura you’re
[ __ ] up big
time it’s beautiful that’s a interesting
way to describe
[Music]
it honestly I don’t think Ryan
did Ryan I don’t
know I think sometimes it just stops the
way it’s
spinning they said it went in a
different Direction I didn’t see
that we should have had a camera angle
this way too we had that one but they
don’t record someone said oh what if you
just look at that camera angle but it
doesn’t
record
like what we’re on
[Music]
live let’s get back to Basics come
on you see 3 minutes to 2
[Music]
and stand
up just stand
that’s way too
high like a lot
[Music]
t feel like that guy from uping R
fighter legs just kept going on
I just I just look at you you look like
a million times smaller than normal and
I know I’m not like actually tall
but it’s like the way you’re
out little side
of Might
sit what the time Ry stop don’t answer
please I’m begging you I’m begging you
please director please 227 come on I
have a spine so we got an hour and a
half left dude relax I don’t want to
know that we’re [ __ ] halfway tell you
in 3 minutes anyways we’re halfway to
Florida right no we’re like we just
finished
ascending yeah we’re halfway that’s not
halfway we still have like 45 2 and hour
we have an hour in the air and then 30
minutes to descend so we have an hour
with no seat belts right now that’s
where we’re at the flight is 2 and 1/2
hours yes we we just took off our seat
belts all right he right but then
there’s going to be some turbulence with
Bel
back and then I got stuck with an old
lady in the aisle she’s not going to get
up so I can
hit what I KNE to even out l
[Music]
I never had under him again no yeah no I
trust I don’t want to accidentally like
miss it you know double hit it yeah
[ __ ] be
honest I kind of got a piss
C where used
you got to fall over sit back down sit
back down sit back down
it’s the longest we ever done so far
right 2:30
exactly 2:30 exactly now yes uh yes I
believe this is the longest as
well an hour and a half believe 227 was
the time that we
uh had uh the kner before so we’re going
to watch a uh an hour and a half what’s
what was it an hour and a half let’s
forget about the
flight let’s lock it on something else
hour and a half we’re going to we’re
going to watch the act right now I want
to watch the act right now we’re going
to watch the act just just came on it’s
the ACT it’s the what are they talking
about
today oh sometimes the ACT runs later
can’t
be shorter
I’m trying to
think what the chat saying
right is there even chat anymore the be
movie maybe how long’s the be
movie I’ll put the jampack down if you
want to
[Music]
can you piss on YouTube
[Music]
we got we got
time that’s
bad leftand
F need to go by the
mic oh
we’re about a
[Music]
[Music]
mic your son nobody he wants to be when
he grows
up no
we are back over by the mic
100K on Rumble we we restart yeah if we
hit 100K follows on Rumble we
restart it’s a promise
too you imagine we just hit
it we should just keep that for like
ever like once once we hit 100K on run
hole restart the balloon
stream forever
remember the guy was so mad you didn’t
die your hair
blue I’d be careful with that
all right this is this is lock in
time we got a half hour to we we got
more than that but we got to lock
in I just want to get to like 3:30 and
then then we can we can [ __ ] like we
know we can get you know
Ryan yes what’s the lead on the
pizza uh it’s uh getting reimbursed no
it’s all
congrats said sucks but yeah Rando what
up King appreciate
you trying to keep those eyes
glued have the meny eyes going I can’t
even [ __ ] I don’t even know what I’m
looking at right now
I thought this ended up being a pretty
good stream now all jokes aside I mean I
know it’s
definitely not
like I think this stream is designed if
you’re going to watch you got to watch
everything
yeah cuz you don’t know when a mistake
is going to happen
boy with those people watching
everything who’s phenol do you know who
that guy is yeah he’s the
mod why oh he was texting you yeah
where’s where’s he mod from house where
does he
live what’s his nationality you
know what I don’t know I’m asking I I
don’t know much about the guy I going to
get to know the guy I don’t I don’t know
whole lot he’s Rudy’s guy Rudy loves him
yeah he’s a good guy he does a great job
he’ll send me what’s going on in the
chat when I can’t always read
it yeah I know we got over an hour left
we know we know we know
now people are going to wish they were
here for
this oh they always quit all the
streams you should have been there for
the balloon
oh that’s great come
on
sorry we were in a good roll there
should be bending down dude oh my God
cry when’s the last time you bent over
bro the [ __ ] I had to save the
game I don’t to bend over line drives at
me I I had to reach for it can’t be
expected to pop it up pretty in the air
for
you I’m rolling around i’ I’ve been
rolling around the whole [ __ ] time
let’s stop with the bitching on the
hits just we just hit it
go
Fen phenol said he’s
Latino that’s on me I mean I I haven’t I
want it be
Latino you say Latino you said Latino
I feel like yeah I feel like oh is
dudes is he in the rumble
chat it’s a
fake Ryan don’t tell don’t tell us any
time until we’re
like exactly 1 hour away job me that
what are we at right now
you want me to tell you no you would
have failed the test yeah I was going to
say that it sounds like the test but see
even having him do that you know every
second he doesn’t say anything you’re
not at that time you know so that makes
it just as
long mean back back s don’t dance we
just put up the fants Little
Rock how I end up over here go back
over
say seven game series who wins it’s
Tigra or lion lion
bro tiger tigers don’t win that you
[ __ ] dumbass lies don’t do [ __ ]
[ __ ] they’re don’t do [ __ ] bro you don’t
know [ __ ] about L they just got a
[ __ ] stupid ass hair on their stupid
ass head
there’s only one thing Lions don’t [ __ ]
with you know who that is Tigers the
elephant
dumbass elephants don’t get [ __ ] can
you stop moving me over here all right
so go over there man you you keep
hitting the ball over there forget it
dude I don’t give I’ll Spike this [ __ ]
dude spike it I dare
you I’ll bet 10
bucks
bro stop [ __ ] around you want to dude
you lose your job bro with this [ __ ] if
I [ __ ] it would you get me fired or
would you try I don’t think you’d be
fired you’d be off the team
though’ be funny though not
really little
bit ain’t no m2f watching this what does
that mean what’s
m2f I don’t know it’s not like a
[ __ ] is
it for
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male to
female oh he’s a
transgender sorry that was really short
um
[Music]
C be at least
one I don’t know if we have any
transgender fans for J maybe a couple we
do our
[Music]
DMS they’ve completed more passes and
Kenny picking will all season well news
flash
buddy canny pick it’s not a Steeler
so J don’t
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fly they traded up for bar
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what if I didn’t say they were going to
that will never happen what that’s not
the craziest thing that’s the craziest
thing you said how is that the craziest
thing I the Steelers at 20 are going to
go pick up morvin Harrison J they’re
going to trade up together yeah why
not why wouldn’t that be dude they have
to give up so much for that give the
first round maybe first run in mg and
something
else yeah
you got any hockey scores for us BR
Ry you say hockey stores
yeah devil win
tonight let me
check Predators played
today what a dumb name huh lightning
played Rangers took a two game series
against
capitals uh Panthers took a two game
series against the lightning and
overtime uh ABS tied it up against the
Jets they beat them 5 to2 and then
Predators tied it up against Kut speed
on 41
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wow it’s
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great
ringtone my the ringtone was uh Walk It
Out Walk It Out you remember that song I
don’t know that one what oh you don’t
know that one you know that song right
it’s
classic Walk It Out walk it
out I recorded my ringtone my like flip
phone like off the YouTube video was
moves like Jagger by room
five we had 3 hours yet br
245 I said not to tell the time God damn
it test that I honestly thought he said
250 five
4 all right all right we’re we’re we’re
we’re [ __ ] let’s doing all right we
do it all right got
B it’s an hour we’ll last an
hour no we’re not there 15
minut to be how I would like break up my
shift Oran theater used to stand at the
ticket stand and just RI
tickets i’ I’d write down on the back of
my Showtime list like so if I got in at
4:00 and I was leaving at 8 I’d write in
15 minute increments from 4 to 8 and
cross it off every time half it so
[ __ ] boring
you guys have one choice what would you
rather encounter face to face grizzly
bear or a silver bat
gorilla oh
gly shout sh what’s his name
raom harambe
harambe I thought it was
rambe shout out rest in peace we love
you they did it dirty right or no yeah
i k deserved it don’t jump in the
[ __ ] eight pit the Kid die no right
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no out
oh F the you pump out
[Music]
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in Tru of
thoughts tell me to punch the [ __ ] out
of this
[Music]
rappers
[Music]
D why couldn’t the record be 3
hours I’m surprised it was as low as it
was
I mean like
actually I take
that
this it’s a long time to be doing I
know the problem is those kids in Aon
Indiana didn’t have people watching for
Double
Days think the Guinness World Record
Book guy took a harl [ __ ] them
little
kids they were
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kids seniors in high school yeah they
look like early high schoolers it looked
very young though
yeah the the one kid’s name
is almost a
slur yes you can you got this
lock it in lock it
in none none of this I’m tired nonsense
you’re not tired oh my God that broke my
back you’re not
tired I’m losing it no you’re not right
tell us we’re at 3
hours just say it
not that means we’re 10 minutes
away correct yeah honestly yeah you said
five away no
so we got an hour and 10 minutes
left on everybody just go to sleep
everybody call T night just trust us
just trust us we’re going to finish this
you know
that go to bed it’s late guys got work
tomorrow and stuff Lucas stop [ __ ]
around I was said [ __ ] around not
every Miss [ __ ] around let’s go to
bed we’re going to finish this you know
that
know we finished the bull and that no
one thought we would finish that yeah we
finished the bull remember the bull last
week we did
that we did
that remember the 10,000 calories did
that one too that was that was that
was somebody said I’m unemployed
CH yeah but you got to wake up you got
to have breakfast in the morning get the
mine right yeah you need to be
ready for wake up
mincy that bull ride was going fast at
the end you seen
that my eyes are
watering Lo don’t think about that you
deal with that
after he said I don’t need
breakfast this is half of my ride from
college to home an
hour we’re not at an hour yet man stop
talking about
times you’ve been talking about times
the whole [ __ ]
time I’ll be honest I almost [ __ ] up
there that was really what’ you do that
would have been brutal I almost missed
it
oh don’t do that
Jerry I think 95% of the stream fell
asleep at their computers at this point
probably honestly how many people are
watching right now
Ryan about 2600 there’s no shot there’s
probably I’d
say 400 people watching
like actually watch
it yeah we got the pizza
refunded stop getting sloppy I’m not
getting sloppy this is your job that’s
on the line come on lock
in oh let me say
that come on stop [ __ ] around saying
a [ __ ] spring sh what are you doing you
want to stand
up you sure I think you should stand up
just tring want to get
closer yeah chat not active I know I
know is what it is you
know they’ll wake up tomorrow and
they’re just going to be like oh yeah
this is this this was
R I really hope there’s a bunch of
people on Twitter that are like oh it
wasn’t Ry it doesn’t count that’ be so
funny why does this guy keep putting his
noise cancelling headphones in I don’t
know Ryan can you uh yeah what just like
block them from the live stream someone
else put like a Google docket thing on
are you’re not supposed to do that I
just it could be a [ __ ] fake link you
know ruin someone’s computer oh true
true
true sorry
we at 3
hours stop asking
Sor 5 minutes out stop asking making
words [ __ ]
man hour and 5
minutes come on sorry sorry sorry I went
play
I got a feeling within the next 20 hits
something hit use your
fist oh that bad [ __ ] over wait this
this is not this is not
it this might not be the
Run what the
rapper what the rapper I got suck on it
I can’t read the chat right now I’m
locked out every time I try and look at
the chat I get a panic attack the get
ground
yeah Le or Boston for tonight J what
Lees or Boston Boston Toronto Maple
Leaves or Boston maple leaves
I don’t know [ __ ] about
hockey what do you know [ __ ] about I
said I don’t know [ __ ] about hockey I
said what do you know [ __ ]
about in the
balloon what do you think you know the
most
about like the most knowledge about yeah
like that you can confidently talk the
most about in like a professional
setting
really you had nothing legit no
he said Lucas eats popcorn with no
hands how the [ __ ] would you eat the
popcorn I actually tried the top piece
of the drink my tongue it’s my
f my tongue is comically
small $5 from Omar Lucas would you take
a full body shot from a prime iron mic
for 10K no medical insurance is covered
walk out with the cash PS I got work in
5
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hours I don’t know if 10K is enough yeah
cuz I feel like I see the the guys wear
like the padding on their chest I feel
like I saw aan Ross do that and he got
punched by real boxer and it still hurt
him I’d probably die he’d probably snap
me in half of one punch do you guys have
any sponsors for tonight stream
now we don’t got
sponsors
balloon just the balloon sh the
balloon we had 3 hours yet R got to be
right 2
minutes that was the longest 3 minutes
ever I’m
done Ryan see how long it takes him to
ask next
I’m right now do you want me to tell you
when it’s 3 hours or not no
yeah stop getting sloppy you got sloppy
you hit it [ __ ] 50 yard away from
me start slurring my words there
sloppy I hope someone breaks This Record
tomorrow 3
hours chat said 3 hours left not yet
to you about 48 seconds to
ask thank
you all no more asking let’s let’s let’s
uh just tell us when it’s 3 hours and
then we’ll go from
there is it 3 hours
yet he’s going to be silent 3
hours some said hey I’m ryf I heard you
fat [ __ ] ate my pizza we eat that
[ __ ]
garbage it’s lock in let’s not L 3 hours
fck right so 58 minutes left right
correct 58 minutes 45 seconds you want
to hit 4 hours
though yeah
sure stop getting sloppy no dude stop
[ __ ] around Lucas this ain’t a joke
man
this whole [ __ ] thing is a
joke
dude bro I’m going to kick you in the
face just as long as you don’t hit the
ball twice balloon
twice why is it so easy to call a ball
what it is ball
Im Just the beach
ball yeah dude he’s right revamp PT he
said Jerry get this man lcas in line
he’s dishing you up garbage and you’re
floating it right to I know I know trust
me who gives a [ __ ] no one’s analyzing
the the balloon yeah people are right
people are right it’s one guy he’s right
look at that dish me out here I need a
chest that’s because I make your bad
hits seem normal with how I get to them
you make my bad hit seem like the
[ __ ] worst what the ideal shoe size
for me female or men female
female 6 and 1 half seven six or seven I
I it doesn’t yeah six or seven SIU are
you I don’t
know stay on the mission he’s right he’s
right he’s
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right did you actually get hair
no bro like even a while ago Dude
no are you
sure
bro somebody said hoping you [ __ ]
up thanks I’m sure a lot of people are
right now I mean personally I whoever’s
watching yeah whoever’s watching does
not want us to finish no of course not
they want us to
fa but I mean I can’t blame them that’s
not them hating that’s just like you
know I mean if if we were to fail right
now I don’t know what I would do I might
have a nervous
breakdown I could not keep I laugh it
earlier as soon as you start laughing I
was good but I felt so bad
Jerry do believe in
Bigfoot I do
actually see this guy said chat has the
analytics up Jerry’s spin rate and
location has been topnotch meanwhile
Lucas is given C almost another four
hours every time he touches the
the if Lucas sabotage and spike the ball
with one minute left to go what would
you do to him he would be immediately
off Jerry after dark that’s that’s all I
can do I can’t fire the guy or anything
like
that you would be you you would have a
permanent ban on Jerry the dark that’s a
fact Ryan would take
over how you liking the the the sticks
back there
Ry doing
right how’s the
eyes eyes are good head is still ringing
come on how’s your head ring your head’s
ringing yeah the lights [ __ ] with my
head so bad yeah I’m in a [ __ ] I feel
like I’m in a [ __ ] crack Bender right
now just staring up at the lights for
six plus hours I can’t even imagine how
you’re feeling yeah I’m all [ __ ]
up Ryan what time is it time is it 3:53
a.m. what what’s wrong with
that you ain’t built for this come on
your bill for this I’m chilling just
think about
tomorrow Jerry how much money would it
it take for you to start over right
now I don’t know
100,000 if that you had 50,000 in front
of you you’d still say yeah 50,000 i’
taken 10 yeah
sure five
no I think the lowest i’
go 20
bucks yeah I pissed tonight yeah I did
when uh when we had that first I
think debacle with uh Ryan I went to
piss
or the last one maybe I’m not sure the
last one I saw you last one last
one got favorite board game Monopoly I
got a custom Chicago Monopoly really
yeah I got a great Barrel that’s awesome
love Jerry what’s your brand favorite
brand of water I’m glad you asked body
armor tried to trick me there I actually
is my
favorite those tiny bottles are the best
I know body armor if you’re
listening I need a refill on on the on
the little bottles every Tuesday you’re
just going to they went
quick every Tuesday is just you talking
to your supplier
roof Ducks nowhere to be found probably
got to eaten by an owl or
something there owls
here it is custom you don’t have Chicago
Monopoly like I got Chicago Monopoly I
got from crate
Barrel that thing was expensive was like
120
bucks my parents had an NFL Monopoly for
like the 8S that was sealed and I opened
it when I was like 12 really want to
play it they pretty bad at me
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anybody I’m selling an earling
Holland soccer
car out of 15 autograph onard
Auto let me know how
[Music]
much so you’re not really selling it
yeah try
[Music]
my bad my bad my bad my bad I got
got all right there we go we’re
back oh man get be a [ __ ] out of
here what are you doing why are you what
are we doing F okay let’s stand up let
stand let’s stand up come on I thought
you [ __ ] around now man I thought you
fell over in the chair [ __ ] how was it
boy if I fell over we would have been
done you would have had to get
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up somebody didn’t say get SL yet no we
got to bring it real back in this is so
stupid best experience on drugs or crap
what I was probably the worst person in
the world to do drugs with I just got
stuck I just stayed stuck you mean stuck
I wasn’t an active crap okay I was like
a stayed stuck like froze up it was
paranoid paranoid sucks
[Music]
this guy’s been right this whole night
saying you’re giving me crazy balls cry
about it I almost fell back I [ __ ]
saved your ass so many times stop what
call for a ruling of
what no [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking about
bro we haven’t even came close to it D
rule these
nuts some one of those fake fake links
where the guy with his dick out
battle r
notle
c barely
spell you no you can spell as per the
spelling be yeah you can’t spell with
you text no why that text you’re the
worst text I’ve ever texted yeah spell
by a long shot why one you never answer
but that’s regardless I don’t answer you
know
why go ahead I don’t
know but no you text like be careful
with that be careful with that relax I’m
locked in you’re not stop hit me like
that stop what do you mean you hear like
that huh
huh Tex like
a Jeffy what’s your favorite strain of
crap TRS
no favorite candy
bar candy
[Music]
sponsors I don’t know
my no I’m not a Hershey guy rees’s kit
Kat’s very underrated Kat they’re very
underrated Twix is underrated Twix yes
Twix is a good one what’s the worst one
[ __ ] Almond Joy Almond Joy for
sure come on come on come on come on
come on
come R we have 50 minutes left
stop stop please don’t answer please I’m
begging you I’m begging you that’s I
will go on my knees and hit this L then
yeah come on that’s good if we want I
won’t tell you ex that but you no that’s
good that’s good it’s going to be like
[ __ ] 49 minutes so you’re going be
like oh it’s l than and then it like
five how much how much no don’t say
don’t say don’t say give me that please
please I’m that’s an order no [ __ ] his
order yeah thank you what thank you 48
come on you’re such a you got no [ __ ]
spot you’re you’re a guinea pig you’re a
[ __ ]
sheepit F 48 minutes I think Twix is
pretty good
no crunch is crunch gets too much
hate crunch is good you know what I get
for
Halloween I I don’t live in the rich
section of my town but the rich section
is very very close I walked over there
for the they out the [ __ ] cing do
people really do that yeah that feels
like such a
stereotype do you guys put your
chocolate in the fridge or freezer or do
you guys keep it out that room 10 room T
um yeah just because when I buy it I eat
it right
away I got we got to get this out
of I almost Fu
up get over here get over here get over
here what are you
doing don’t touch that get over
here bro what are you doing nothing dude
stop [ __ ] around
Lucas come on stop playing dude dude
it’s a a [ __ ] joke
bro I’ll send you right back to [ __ ]
PF
chain gladly I’ll take man I have ch
yesterday
awesome brok
arm Papa John’s Biggest Loser of the
night that’s right [ __ ] Papa John [ __ ]
Papa John’s Mr Beast bars are actually
pretty good I never had
one I people are like how can it be
better than Hershey I think it’s like on
par but like you know unless you’re a
chocolate snob you’re not going to tell
difference that’s crazy though what’s
what’s Hershey’s competitor like in just
like
chocolate like does anyone else make
milk chocolate bar something like that’s
just
that they might have a [ __ ]
monop
Dove but they don’t do bars Nowa Gia
whatever it is
all right listen this this next half
hour is super important dude we’re not
even at the [ __ ] half hour but I’m
saying the next half hour is super
important have you ever been to Hershey
Park yeah you like it or
not should we sit back down should we
sit back down I think we’re getting
sloppy
dude should we sit back there Lucas dude
I ain’t [ __ ] around bro all right
fine we me sit back you sit first no you
sit first that’s how we do it look at
I’m going this way that’s my chair what
do you mean it’s your chair that’s my
chair oh we’re going to switch no you
got that
chair this pizza looks just
ter your
eyes what you got your bug eyes right
now no [ __ ] I got bug eyes trying to
stay focused B
dude sit down sit
down sit down I’m working on come this
way I hit the plate oh [ __ ] watch watch
oh we got garlic sauce so we got to stay
this way
listen Focus up Focus up it’s not a joke
bro stay [ __ ] a joke St
for what did you do for work
today
hours $5 from Omar Jerry top five
colons top five top five number one
that’s nothing no
number one would be for
me Tom Ford oudwood
what’s so funny Lucas that’s the nothing
go ahead do do your do your think now
forget no do your five no he paid five
bucks for it do
it Tom Ford oudwood
two Creed
aventus Three
Tom
Ford tobacco
vanilla
four bakar Rock
540
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five this is the this is a this
is Creed Irish
tweet food wood was the one where you
said it smell like crack
no oh that’s what I thought it was going
that GAR sauce smells
terrible I’ve never wanted to smell of
colog more than I saw that review for
the did you get smell it no I saw that
me I’m I actually don’t
own a single thing so I got
a you bad no I’ll give you a couple
top five cities with the best CRA what
you know funny story after the the one
the purple bottle one like a month after
um my ex’s like Uncle his we found his
girlfriend that one the purple one yeah
I was like oh my God that’s that’s the
one that made
dick it’s sloppy that that was sloppy on
you cuz you [ __ ] I took
accountability
you said
we that’s not kind I said getting sloppy
yeah that’s implying that it’s both of
us it’s the
opposite Do You Want to Build a
Snowman top five favorite
genders
female what you female or male
first I can’t comment on
that let’s get some more top
fives I’ll do realistic top fives I
can’t be doing top five
[ __ ] we can do top threes too I’m
opening top threes too top three chers
no no not top three ched though
don’t do underhand I’m noticing
underhand we’re getting
sloppy Jerry how limited is the Jerry
after dark budget can we sneak in some
longer shorts for
Lucas budget’s tight I say
that the [ __ ] balloon right now top
five [ __ ] what’s
that that’s what you said you’re like
not doing no top five
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[ __ ] I’ll never get [ __ ] shorter
shs or longer shs top five barcal
employees we okay come on be a yeah come
on we can’t do that can’t do it’s so
overblown top five balloon
colors
white black black never got black wounds
is it a FAL
[ __ ] else you do with black Bon white
black
red orange
blue white blue red gold top five
Chicago
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hookers top five jar of dark I will say
I think I think this will be the top
five of the Jer
gly moments I thought I thought this
stream was pretty
good I mean sure there’s a lot of dull
moments and [ __ ] but there is some
exciting
moments the fuckups were
[Music]
funny to five races
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my bad my bad my bad my bad
relax I could set call think we got 38
minutes left is that right
Ryan
39 home stretch baby 40-minute drive
where we going
we’re going back home baby this is my
ride home
now
walk I listen to
music going to walk home tonight good
[Music]
ide
see Jerry do you have any thoughts on
the saage uh Colum
yeah the
saage Dior is just everybody has
Savage Omar was saying uh overrated yeah
everybody has
it do you want to build a blow
job if you could build your own blow job
how would you build
[Music]
it Lucas my [ __ ]
rib what are you doing dude what do you
mean what am I doing you need quicker
reaction times it’s not on me when it
takes you a whole 3 seconds to process
what the [ __ ] is happening buddy I’ve
been doing this for [ __ ] 8 hours I
don’t care I’ve also been doing it that
long no you haven’t GRE I do the same
thing you’re not I’m I’m I’m as [ __ ] sit
down I’m not sitting down just cuz you
said that no now now I need to wait 5
seconds so I feel like I did on my own
accord [ __ ] getting close dude dude
if that happen dude got
bet stop doing top five
crap Jesus Christ you’re have been so
for like 9
years [ __ ] [ __ ]
was Cherry has a reaction time of a SL
yes you [ __ ] watch it fall and then
you’re like oh [ __ ] I hit
that somebody said we’re breaking them
we’re breaking I think they are
no what the [ __ ] Lucas that was bad that
was bad we got to lock in you know we’re
going back to the original back to the
original sit over move over no no we’re
rning
this back to the original plan it’s
[ __ ] up
man oh my
God lock in dude come on we’re at the
home stretch 30 minutes man
I don’t want to hear a word just lock it
it’s G [ __ ]
that I like these no because then I got
to look and I’m going reaction someone
ask me top five down someone put that in
the
chat they’re probably just right nobody
double hit bro
[Music]
animals top three
Jerry’s Jersey Jerry you can’t you come
by yourself I really what you talking
about top five sex
positions I don’t know
you’re just doing one
anyway what do you mean doing you only
do one a
joke not last I like different
Ang you can only ask someone to move so
many times in 30
seconds this guy’s right this GT guy is
right what the Analytics
[ __ ] is he wrri about no he said [ __ ]
I’m convinced Lucas doesn’t have the
ability to lock in JJ’s locked you’re
not locked I’m the most
locked no see what’s going on is the
chat is doing these top five constantly
cuz they want me to
look no it’s because we asked them to do
it no they know what they’re doing dude
you think these guys are dumb they know
the give us more top fives we don’t want
more more top we want more top fives do
top twos we’ll do top twos three
three no two is so D shut up [ __ ] them
the opposite shut
up missed it she almost missed
it all right now we’re
not so about keeping each other
accountable
fisting let us know when it’s their half
hour update
R got it how far away are we done
3 minutes till
30 somebody said now you can stop
practicing and let Ride
three that’s crazy this is a good
practice
Run come on man lookas we at the home
stress at least we know it’s possible I
need you to not ask anything about the
time you want me to ask about the I
don’t want you to ask
if you ask the next time you ask if it’s
less than
23 minutes until we’re done I’m smashing
this mon to you trust me you are not
built for now I will you are not
going we’re in a good spot and stay
Jerry what about the D and G the one EDP
it’s
[Music]
beautiful I don’t
know I couldn’t hear I think you might
be referring to a clone I didn’t he I
didn’t
hear dng the one EDP oh the one yeah the
one is good one I think that comes in a
uh Blue Bottle why was it 1 million on
there top five you love that top two
gend
is how people
watching
2600 oh they’re going to they’re going
to be glad they’re
here fist stop getting [ __ ]
sloppy dude put your arm back down
[Music]
feel like I can’t be accurate like how
how was how are we so
accurate spiked a balloom with 4 seconds
to go and I’ll send a $1,500 Dono
immediately that’s not worth
it appreciated uh generosity but it’s
just not working this
that’s me that’s me that’s me that’s me
that’s me that’s
me Lo back in
easy easy easy light light everything is
light I hav like that I hate the under
so don’t do underhand dude [ __ ] just
[ __ ] get your [ __ ] together my [ __ ]
is together you get your [ __ ] together
I’m [ __ ] I’ve been stuck here I’m
doing good I’m
chill get with that that Big
B what time did it Bank
some Bank
depending on where you go it’s 8 or 9:00
a.m. what what that wasn’t locked
was see that’s your reaction time fall
actually maybe
Lucas I need you just
adjust don’t towards the end don’t do
nothing stupid bro I want to stay in the
same
spot I want stop
you nervous at all yeah I’m starting to
get very
nervous just act like we don’t even have
a
time stoping for
times crazy Omar with another five he
said Prime for Prime seven game series
Sophia b vergera or Sal Hayek I don’t
know what Sophia varara
you know from Modern
Family oh she’s the Colombian one yes
and then Salay I’ll do the colia the one
who in like a bunch of my girlfriend
likes that that
lady
sop
family that’s all me that’s on me that’s
all
me see how I call out when it’s on me
[ __ ] I’m not Bishop you can have a Miss
hit stop open hand no open hand more
open hand open hand chat’s right you’re
going to [ __ ] up and do a double chat’s
not right no more open hand you
fist what so
stupid no [ __ ] we we’re almost done now
dude just it
what it’s just a funny concept like this
balloon is controlling our lives right
now how we hit this balloon and where
this balloon
lands determines whether we can go home
[Music]
going go home what what what were you
what the [ __ ] were you doing he said you
were going to be home at [ __ ]
12:30 said the
balloon the balloon didn’t want to
cooperate actually you and Ryan didn’t
want to
cooperate yeah we each had to
eyes
F I can’t even itch
dude let’s not [ __ ] I had an itch [ __ ]
your
inch Chad somebody said the nipple of
the balloon has not been in no I don’t
try to hit it I’ve hit it that’s what
they want us to doy to hit it I’ve hit
it and it’s very uncomfortable
you just trying to hit it and don’t try
to hit it don’t try to hit it you stop
trying to hit it that’s what you need to
get out of your head you’re trying to
hit it all right that’s what they want
stop don’t hit it I’m not stop thinking
about it I’m not you are Lucas shut the
[ __ ] up I can see it in your [ __ ]
eyes you want to hit I didn’t lock in
you need to talk to your [ __ ] self
I’m locked in you’re not buddy I’m
[ __ ] hitting him [ __ ] smooth right
back to you
[ __ ]
Sky stay
focused stay focused
you want to know
what
R let’s get a time
check about 23 minutes left come on that
was right at the Mark I said
23 minutes 10 seconds it’s at come on so
what are you doing where where are we
driving to right now we just ordered
Papa Johns yeah let’s order Papa Johns
let order R get get reads on the phone
what’s the lead on
that if you want I’ll do it no no
[ __ ] hey this wasn’t easy that’s for
sure I don’t even want to do it another
20 minutes this was not easy oh we have
no I’ll just Photoshop the the
rec me on
me slow it down slow it down slow it
down get in the
a lot of guys really gave up on
this and girls too girls
too somebody said top three Bo top three
CHS Rens number
one Lucas
dude put your arm back into place after
you hit bro you [ __ ] little twerk
stop come on dude stop [ __ ]
[Music]
around as
[Music]
F to God I H the [ __ ] up so
bad new spash buddy please up the ground
don’t don’t chase it don’t chase don’t
[Music]
I didn’t see what that was
leave lock
[Music]
I want that time
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arms
going arms going bigger it’s like
shoulder
raises still
[Music]
I went the help I went I
went that’s on me I’ll take
accountability come on man Ryan how much
time about 19
[Music]
dude Luc stop stop just St come on I I
don’t want to we can stand up for 20
minutes I have to PE more when I stand
up that’s my ISS bro you’re doing fine
sitting down this is too much work no
it’s not too much work dude we got 20
minutes of
this calm down at least if we’re up in
the air we have a chance to make a quick
we have a chance to make a quick when’re
sitting down I have a chance to make a
quick bro just [ __ ] stand up and shut
up no I will not
stay stand here right now but
[Music]
should
tried you should have tried to
that
AG fist always avoids the
D it will always Avo my bad
[Music]
turning into this was this the same
thing it’s
been right right call call
how much of it are you hitting with your
arm for since like into it
I sure
don’t take your hand out of face
[Music]
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D we really doing this right
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now we really doing this
[Music]
hey come
[Music]
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on get back to the no I plac it oh we
like this way you’re getting so
[Music]
close that was sketchy oh
[Music]
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I two I wonder how many hit we
actually someone said I should have a
that one
[Music]
insane I Bic be C like once few
seconds 15 minutes
[Music]
R uh 14 and2 to to 4 hours or to the
mark till 4
hours are you
posing yes
[Music]
I need a back scratcher so
bad
ran back
scratcher when you grab that one by the
g g there’s a back scratch I don’t want
to make no [ __ ] my joke was that you
were the back
[Music]
scratching all SS
[Music]
come on we’re good bro come on this is
[ __ ] nothing this is cake work right
now what if my neck is what I’m like
looking
up we got [ __ ] 14 minutes left dude
that’s [ __ ] nothing babbe 13
now 13 yeah [ __ ] this is nothing
[Music]
bro Remember When
hour one remember I remember when we
were at [ __ ] [ __ ] 9
minutes we had 30 minutes
[Music]
yet what s biking back home after this
my chance
biking I like biking and so you’re going
to get
wrong me feel better on my bik it’s a
bike that was my that was my
activity like every day
I that [ __ ] one minute
left Ryan don’t don’t forget the
confetti don’t forget that it’s very
important I got you is it yeah the chat
loves when I do stuff like
that maybe the fire too if you’re
feeling but that’s optional
[Music]
[Music]
no no I think we’re at 10 maybe but
let’s let
what what’s something the last 10
minutes what’s something the last 10
minutes there’s so much
blood H
[Music]
thing Rachel
like you might
like why do this guy keep saying double
he want us to
question and then stop every wants
rest that’s why it’s like even if we put
up a poll on whether like let’s say it
wasn’t a double hit Ry you know the one
that was the original Ru people still
would have voted to restart because they
want to
see fist
F I have
for less than 10 r
yes where we at
8 uh 10 9 minutes and 40 seconds
okay by like 15
seconds yeah it wasn’t
much have a good night guys are breaking
record you both jinx jinx and and
JJ is it
jinx this is [ __ ]
up let’s just let those kids
it’s like the should let her should we
let should we just shut it down now and
let have
the [ __ ] that [ __ ] those kids in their
[ __ ] burrito these guys These Guys
these guys are [ __ ] they’re [ __ ]
Whatchamacallit
BS yeah I did my double tap off
cam double tap wow he double
tapped Ryan don’t listen to the
chat don’t listen to the chat
they’re making up stories what they
say but they’re all [ __ ]
around you guys be serious for once
thoughts I’m just kiding that was a
joke nothing serious
2
hours
solidy hours Lucas come on lock in
dude want get all
okay fist just keep it in a fist I’m
[ __ ] doing
flavor that
uh
beach
beach get me away from this
plate get me away from this plate
man I know I know I know I
know lock back in you lock in you’re the
one you’re the one making noises and
without your p
I would hope we’re less than 8 minutes
just say 8
minutes right please stop this they
don’t want it so
bad that was
far it’s too
high too high you want
that what do you want just right there
yeah actually get much time
Ryan 5 and 1/2
minutes 5 and A2 5 and A2 [ __ ] [ __ ] a
lot of time [ __ ] Jing us 7 and a half
until 4
hours you have about three or so minutes
until the record yeah [ __ ] the record
[ __ ]
[ __ ] kid were
Jeffy start getting Lucas over in the
plate stop you
are
stop stop [ __ ] around stop [ __ ]
around come on stop stop [ __ ] I’ll stop
[ __ ] around stop
people are conat people are
congratulating
now Lucas did clutch up he did I’ll give
him that he clutched
up come on stop doing that don’t do
that did we break the record yet
not yet close though right about 2
minutes 15 seconds
we 3 minutes rather all right all right
no more [ __ ] I’m I move you away from
the pl cuz I was
pushing come on come on come on come on
come on come on come on come on come on
come
on after we break the record we should
do it where we just hit it like [ __ ]
idiots to see who loses the
rec come on stop that was on purpose
just are so bad are so mad did so mad
Jerry you’re still riding the Kia yeah
Kia
[Music]
board where’s the record
Ryan 2 minutes to the record or 4 hours
to the record what the [ __ ] I only 15
seconds wa 3 minutes and 8 seconds until
the 4 Hour
he he gas are you
lying no 3 minutes exactly until 4
hours so minute
6 wow it’s almost 5 a.m. it’s crazy
446 sorry
that’s come on stop [ __ ] around
that’s even harder
what’s your bird you
everybody says F
stream yeah
[ __ ] what are we doing what we can break
the record no not
no don’t forget the confetti W congrats
boys you have officially be it let’s go
it’s
big just chill for a couple
hours4
hours how close 3 to 4
hours
congratulations 45 seconds
tell you what that was kind of hard $5
from Rico whose name goes on the world
record bir
first DJ because it’s a show or L just
because he’s never dropped the balloon
congrats to both on breaking the record
I’ll let you be nice we’re just real I
mean in this hypothetical scenario is
I’ll be the biger person you can be
first
I might be the go of
ballooning Rico was wrong he’s going to
run for money sh nasty
this
good we
just we should just end the stream like
I was just still hitting
it for all this people eding thanks for
everybody who tuned into the stream and
stick and stuck around now you guys are
the real
MVPs appreciate you guys shout out Ryan
shout out
Lucas guys guys killed it you guys
killed it appreciate you guys um next
week we’ll be back but to the people who
really stuck it out tonight you guys are
awesome meant a lot to have some uh
people listening and watching at the end
of the stream so that was
great um who else going to say
oh next week we don’t even know next
week yet we’re going to do the dating
show yeah we going we were going to we
might do this dating thing with Lucas we
don’t know yet but that’s what I was
going to say it might be in the works uh
Ryan good effort tonight thanks for
taking over the sticks Lucas you did
your thing came in took a lot longer
than it should have but know we have
some
fuckups see you guys in the funny papers
see you next
week e
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Jerry Handouts
How do people enjoy watching these? Jerry just cry’s all fucking stream 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Not the best stream, but JJ is the man
Gerry Guiness
Jerry Pickett
This show SUCKS
Impressive….but terribly boring
#boring
If you watched even half of this stream that should be pre-crime and you belong in prison
Congrats jerry!
I dont understand what happened to this show. It went from must watch tv the first few weeks, to Jerry moping around every week barely wanting to do 2 hours of the stream.
Does he prefer construction or whatever BS he was doing before? 😂😂
Jerry should just move back to NYC. This garbage content belongs there.
This took 4 hours longer than it shoulda a
I love BS. But I dont think this helps the brand in any ways. Actully embarissing
Jerry the 🐐.. I would’ve stopped after 15 seconds
What a shit show. People only watch this to make fun or talk shit to fatty. Nice hires Dave! These guys got some creativity 😂😂😂😂
Big cats idea on the rundown the other day was spot on!! Jerry should be a host and they should get more creative and maybe get new people around Jerry
Jerry acts so entitled. 40 year old man child. Get someone else who might Appreciate this job. These comps lately been a joke amongst yhe internet.
Jerry Pelosi blocked me on Twitter. Typical lib
Highlight of the stream was papa John's screwing up the order by sending them 1 pizza and 1 dip.
Jerry, I love you dog but you gotta at least pretend to have fun, or make being miserable entertaining lol just not a great look this week man. Picking a time based thing that takes 4 hours, you gotta go in expecting to fail once or twice 2 hours in, if you had have one shot it it would have been even more boring
the hate this channel gets is annoying, if you don’t like don’t watch. Acting like he can do a 2 day stream every week like the hole in one
I’m disappointed in this series now. You have failed us Jerry Biden
Jerry’s constant berating of Lucas is just not fun to watch.
This might be worse then klemmer sleep stream 🤦♂️
This was so boring to watch. Need better ideas like the Clark show or mini golf
2:10:27 did he hit it with his hand????!!!
This is your bright idea?
You literally work 1 day a week and this is what you come up with?
Dave needs to hurry up and cancel this show….its pathetic..
Jerry fell off hard
All this stream needs is a humiliation wheel. Every time Jerry fails to complete said task spin the wheel.
Awesome 👏 👏