My First Vlog

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My First Vlog

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What’s good Gamers welcome to a day in the life of jinxy it is currently 12:43 in the afternoon let’s get our day started all right time for the outfit of the day I was thinking of rocking with like a cardiac Johnson a varsity jacket but now if we’re going to be out in

About it’s Monclair season I don’t know how to get the hook off um oh there we go all right let’s head to McDonald’s we’re at MC GS dude we’re about to we’re about to hop in the Drive-Thru of Mick Donald’s the greatest like this is what

America is right here this is why we have the worst like Health ever it’s this place right here I’m surprised they’ve haven’t been like sued but we’re in the Drive-Thru okay I’m going to roll down my window hello oh we’re not we’re not in the order line yet we uh we

Jumped the gun on that one okay can this idiot order his food this guy’s been here for 5 minutes oh did he hear me oh my God oh my God oh my God he looked back okay I’m sorry okay hello how’s your day going hello oh uh it’s all

Right how about you good man um I’m here to get some good old American fast food all right what are you using no sir I’m going to use I’m going to use my credit card uh I’m going to do 40 nuggets two large fries and a water wait is it March

Not yet do you guys do you guys have Shamrock Shakes yes we do we actually started them early this year yes okay I’ll do two Shamrock Shakes and then for sauces in the sauce Department we’ll pingpong between sweet and sour barbecue we’re going to ping pong between half

Sweet and sour half honey barbecue honey mustard sorry oh what size do you want shro the most diabetes I can get thanks for murdering my ears bro I’m sorry um okay and that should be everything brother thank you brother oh we need two Shamrocks sorry okay got

You we want all the health problems all right let’s do it brother yo this guy’s cool as he was laughing his ass off bro God I love McDonald’s so much this place has brought me so much happiness nothing like a good old like doesn’t even taste like chicken like

You’re just eating literal you know McDonald’s is the worst place ever when like if you wait 20 minutes to eat it it’s already ruined large fries and large Shamrock Shakes yes ma’am correcto Monday thank you want your receipt no thank you can hate receipts why do people think who the [ __ ] wants a

Receipt uh we almost drove into the store to bro good man got the one with the Sham yes sir shakes right here for awesome this is going to clog the [ __ ] out of my arteries I thought he closed the window BR thank you man just lay on what are the odds

They tell us to pull ahead I I’ll [ __ ] start I’ll start banging right there down the B thank you brother thanks man have a good one so I’m going to be honest the Nuggets look good they taste like absolute cat piss so oh my God nothing a little sweet and sour

Can’t save but yeah no YouTube This is the first Vlog we’ve ever done if you guys are horny type one in the YouTube comments was like going to say oh yeah so we’re going to go to the mall today we’re going to go probably shirt shopping might interact with some fine

Folks over there nothing better than a Florida mall and then I think we may hit up a top golf if we got time probably not but YouTube if you guys want more of these Vlogs just click the like button click the Subscribe we can probably post one

Of these a week but yeah this McDonald’s literally could not taste any worse I’m going to wash it down with some diabetes oh God how many calories is a shamrock shake like 10,000 I mean like over under 1,000 calories it’s probably over that’s good that’ll get you right in that

Hospital bed McDonald’s is really [ __ ] up because these guys are like not even trillionaires they’re zillionaires and basically they like just ruin America’s like Health like where would fast food be without McDonald’s you go to [ __ ] Sweden there’s no McDonald’s in Sweden they’re like oh no we cook our food

America bro I wake up door Dash give me 40 [ __ ] nuggets G you know what I’m saying Sweden they’re like bro we cook our food and eat Health bro it’s like when you go go to like these other countries it’s just they have like a culture they have a

Vibe it’s the reason why they’re healthier than America um we just love uh we love food right then and there mhm Americans love laziness right we love the door Dash we love the drive-thru is there even a McDonald’s in Sweden probably not bro those guys get it

They’re like hey let’s take care of our body because that’s all we [ __ ] got in life you can have $25 million in your bank account but if you can’t get out of bed without like being in pain you’re losing there’s like 10 McDonald’s in the capital city of Sweden all right never

Mind we’re all [ __ ] so what countries like don’t have McDonald’s like probably like North Korea right they do have McDonald’s oh no they probably don’t so like any of those like dictatorships probably yeah I don’t know ask Siri hey Alexa oh hey Siri hey [ __ ] hey Siri what countries don’t have

McDonald’s Bermuda Bolivia Iceland Iran Macedonia Macedonia Macadam something North Korea Yemen and Zimbabwe wait there’s only eight countries in the world that don’t have McDonald’s and it doesn’t say they don’t have it it says list of countries where McDonald’s is illegal so if you open up a McDonald’s

You just get choked out like I mean bro this this just can’t this can’t this can’t turn out well oh fries bro what would you say is the best thing on McDonald’s menu they’re fries I think I would agree like I said though McDonald’s has a historical 20-minute window anything after that 20-minute

Window like you need to eat this [ __ ] hot ideal Peak McDonald’s this is Peak 3 in the morning morning it’s dark outside you’re absolutely hammered like you could not be any more drunk obviously you’re not the one driving your sober friend is driving you’re in the side seat you’re [ __ ] Sauced you’re like

Give me S nuggets fries and you just start [ __ ] housing that [ __ ] that is when McDonald’s at its peak all right next up is the mall click the like button see you at the mall ladies and gentlemen we’ve arrived at the mall let’s hop on a dick o Michael Jordan $

58 [ __ ] dollar for a kid’s Jersey I may as well just start grabbing money and burning it oh my God bro this is literally the best part of dicks this is the best part of the dick Guy this is the best part of Dick Sporting Goods where’s the balls there’s no balls here

You guys have a ball uh I’m okay if you want to putt but I can’t have you filming here oh we can’t film okay no problem man dude apparently when people drink like lean Codine promethazine this is like the best mixer for it I don’t drink lean but I’ll ask Aiden about it

GameStop GameStop still afloat I’m ready I’m ready to go ready yes ma’am all right it goes up and down oh [ __ ] can I switch to the spin table am I allowed to move on it this is intense bro come Here this is the worst $5 I’ve ever spent I’ve never wasted money better or worse this is like the G I need to wash my hands like right now oh my god get me off this thing I need to wash my hands dude dude my hands all

Sweaty I regret everything this is so bad bro i’ had like 40 people look at me dude what am I doing doing with my life I’m 22 years old riding a [ __ ] Carousel around on a Tuesday afternoon I need to find God I’m sorry to yeah this

Is discovered a new store today Elevate fun it looks like one of those like game stores wait for everybody that’s saying I’m 5’1 let’s get in here this sucks dick dude it’s time to get a [ __ ] shirt guest is not cutting it these days we’re heading in dispensers

Boom yep loving it already ooh this girl looks hot holy [ __ ] I thought it was a girl I like this hoodie a lot um let me get this and this should do it all right I shot everything man thank you much switching my attire up a little

Bit as you should exactly I’m in my sleigh era you see Mean Girls by the way I have not seen the new one I really need the OG one though right yeah the OG one Timeless yeah one more I’m sorry I think that one suits you better

This my personal favorite I got to cop one I need this for stream tonight greatest rapper of all time there will never be anybody better cuz I’m a blunt blowing Polo draw show have a good one okay where’s the nearest bathroom I need

To get my I need to put my [ __ ] on all right I’m feeling a little bloated so I’m going to get starved but I’ll probably get a cappuccino yeah we’re in we’re actually on YouTube right now YouTube what’s up man appreciate it brother yeah yeah yeah yeah no problem

Appreciate it boss thank you all right man have a good one all right let’s get starbs up can I get a can I get a cappuccino sure well you look like that one YouTuber oh yeah I’ve heard that the jinxy kid yeah are you sure you’re not

Him oh no I’m not him you said a cappuccino yeah uh vanilla’s good what size for you uh medium I’m trying to work on my figure you know what I mean mhm right can I have your name uh chunko chunko c h u n KO o it’s going to be

672 okay what’ you get your heard from I like um Spencers they had like a sale a flash sale it’s going hard dude I like I’ve got I’ve never gotten more looks in my life bro this is horrible this is the worst thing I’ve ever done I’m just

Waiting on my [ __ ] cappuccino and getting the [ __ ] out of this mall thanks boss have a good one all right let’s get impression on let’s get the [ __ ] out of here I feel like I have Aura twins he gave me the dude I will punch you in the [ __ ] face right now look

Smells good in here holy [ __ ] this is bad they like dude I’m not talking to you we made it YouTube that was probably the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life so if you laughed at least one time drop a like click the Subscribe button

We’re almost at 3 million and if you want weekly Vlogs let me know this was pretty [ __ ] fun why’d you look at my bulge