Dune Part Two Review – Toucher & Hardy

On Wednesday’s edition of Toucher & Hardy, they react to a movie review from producer Nick Gemelli and Bird about Dune Part Two

So uh Dune 2 is out and you figure it’s a sequel to a science fiction movie who would be better to uh review said film than our own bird bird who was so into movies that when he worked for the radio station our show answering phones he slowly meticulously bought brought in a

Home theater so during the show he could watch movies with headphones on while he was supposed to be answering phones the show was so boring he was like that uh that guy who would uh steal a Corvette from the uh the GM plant in Detroit just

Taking one part out at a time which you know never actually happened but it was a big radio stunt uh except he did it by building a home theater at work he’d bring in one component at a time so no one thought anything of it until he was

Back there we couldn’t figure out that he had speakers and now then headphones and a computer I’m not lying to you sound I’m not lying to you he brought in a whole system to he he would lug it in so he could watch movies during the show

And and it didn’t occur to him here’s how perfect his life is first of all we all get along with him he’s not he holds no resentment towards us and he just s we didn’t even fire him he got fired because of screwing around during covid and management got all nervous about it

Oh that’s right he put up social media posts of him out gallivanting at bars during Co and management got all weirded out by it it was like at the beginning of Co where everyone was acting perfect it was handled so well by all of us he was posting on door knob lick.com

Exactly and so he was like sco Co I gotta take got picture and it was like him and like 15 people and the management was just like no no they were very weirded out by it but uh you had to sift through this audio Hardy uh take us young Nicholas it was a

Premiere of Dune 2 young Nicholas and bird were out at the theater and you had to sit through this audio Yeah I mean it it just go goes on for there there are big chunks that I edited out that is mostly silence and mumbling and what really strikes me about both of these

Guys is Nick I say this with all the love of my heart you can’t speak like you’re you are sneaky bad at talking for somebody who works in the radio business no that’s why I mean that’s his his dream is to is to read books is to do

Audible books and there’s one thing at the end I slowed it down I I listened to it 10 times I have no idea what birds said say but Nick can understand it they speak each other’s language so the two mumbling stuttering Pricks known as Nick and bird talking about Dune 2 for 20

Minutes mercifully cut down by uh a factor of uh one quarter for you now all right what’s your name bird can’t is it okay to use this for the radio absolutely I’m going to ask uh right off the bat what do you think of the show I thought the movie was great

No I was talking about the show new show yeah the new show oh I am I am enjoying it you’re enjoying the show yes I am what’s your favorite moment of the new show I love it’s not exactly moment I love how Fred doesn’t let Hardy to talk

That much I think that’s hilarious that’s what that’s a bit we’ve been doing first of all can you just go back to the very beginning and and I’ve this has bugged me about squishy Nikki for years the first thing that he said all right what’s your name MD can’t is it

Okay to use this for the radio absolutely use this for the radio yeah use it for the radio the radio can you say the can you do th’s cuz he doesn’t I guess he does it conversation on the mic I guess he does it in conversation I

Don’t notice but when it when you go on mic and you’re recording something for the show wouldn’t you try and like speak a little bit better than you normally do I overthink it and then I screw up more nick uh the rain in Spain falls mainly

On the plane say it the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane what we say one more time sorry the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane the rain in Spain mainly I’m sorry all right the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane the the

Rain in Spain mainly rain no the the the rain in Spain the in Spain no don’t don’t talk over me let me say it and then use say it the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane now you know what now I’m screwing up now the rain in Spain

Main no hit all right again the rain in Spain fall no stop it Nick the rain in Spain Jesus you’re like a wet cat Nick take some Ridin let’s go the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane the rain in Spain mainly no the rain in Spain I’m

Done no Nicholas Nicholas you come back here we’re going to do this exercise it’s good for you no come back real quick come back Nicholas here we go you listen to me don’t get so nervous no one’s judging you I’m not I’m not nervous I’m okay well Nicholas don’t get frustrated we’re

Going to get through this the rain in Spain okay so we’re talking about the rain in Spain Y and how it falls from the sky the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane so the rain in Spain and now it’s falling on the plane the rain in Spain falls mainly

On the plane the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane see we did it and all I see how good a father I am that’s all we had to do young Nicholas see how we did it together yes all right now don’t get so frustrated

Next time buddy all right you sit down we’ll get back to it later do we know that from Gilligan’s Island that same I know it from like happy days or something like they were like someone was walking around with a book on their head it was like they were going to like

Training yeah but do you see how I parent you see how young Nicholas he was getting all frustrated he and I knew he wasn’t mad at me he was frustrated with himself and so you know what we did we didn’t raise our temp Voice or lose our

Temper and we talked him through it and he did it and he for some reason he gets frustrated and nervous talking on the radio even though he works on the radio all right what’s your name bird H can’t is it okay to use this for the radio

Absolutely I’m going to ask uh right off the bat or what do you think of the show I thought the movie was great no I was talking about our the show new show yeah the new show oh I am I am enjoying it you’re enjoying the show yes I am what’s

Your favorite moment of the new show I love it’s not exactly moment I love how Fred doesn’t let Hardy to talk that much I think that’s hilarious no I mean don’t don’t get me wrong Fred I love you you know I love you you go on

These Fred goes on these rants it just doesn’t stop it just doesn’t and Hardy can’t even get a word in and I know Fred’s going on vacation next week so hard’s got a PL time to talk he is a fan of the show he knows I’m going on

Vacation also uh you know I I haven’t wak me up in the morning now he has no problem doing it that he doesn’t work on the show he just I’m kidding John John’s look at me like really he calls you in the morning if you don’t know there was

A big blow up between the two of us on the air cuz I had the audacity to ask him to call me on his way in to make sure I was up which I thought was ridiculous at the time I don’t think it’s ridiculous anymore no it’s

Certainly not I wasn’t there was no ramifications if he didn’t it was just a kind of a favor between Bros I mean he was getting paid to watch movies and not Dune he was getting paid to watch movies during the show he was the show was so boring movies that he

Had probably already watched just wanted to have a screening of them again the man could not name a work of fiction I’m not exaggerating when we said can you he’s got a college degree I was there from Curry College oh boy you know realize even if one of my kids really

Wants to go to Curry College they can’t nope like I can’t do it like I’m not paying him I’m not giving Curry College money you gave a diploma to verd as much as you advertise on the stage you could advertise all day I’m not I can’t do it we have employees here

Now Milan and smart guy and they walk they walk around with curry College sweatshirts on and I always point to them and I go bird graduated from there and they have no idea what I’m talking about but it’s like I can’t stop myself it’s like I got like a like something

Wrong with me where I got to say it like every time I see Curry College I’m like they gave a degree to bird he bird too he didn’t know what fiction meant and then when he described what fiction meant to him he couldn’t name like conceptualize a book that was made up we

Even said bird it’s a book that’s not true it’s a bird that it’s a book that someone made up and he said the Bible and we went bird you clever bastard boy that’s true all right some favorite moments so far yeah yeah uh one hasn’t been birthed yet how about that none nothing

Nothing wow okay well that was uh it’s really hard to take considering he couldn’t name a book of fiction that he couldn’t think of something that happened on the show TJ go ahead yeah I just wanted to correct you going in on Nick there um for the rain in Spain there you’re not

Even saying it right you’re saying rain in Spain falls on the plane but it is stays in the flame with you my friend TJ is the don’t know what you’re talking about Fred come on buddy TJ is the point okay TJ is the point that I was saying the phrase wrong

Or that Nick couldn’t repeat what I was saying well there’s a little bit of both there but no there’s a lot of one and not much of the other TJ TJ you are just barreling through it doesn’t really matter there’s no conversation with you is there really TJ there’s just a lot of

You just blowing through people absolutely not Fred okay thank you TJ that’s what you picked up from this well I understand that it probably annoyed people I was saying it wrong so I just wanted it on the table I would say that guy is the only guy listing

That was annoyed by that you said it so many times and I never thought you were saying it wrong and I think you and I got it from the same TV show in our youth and Okay so from My Fair Lady TJ’s right it’s the rain in Spain stays

Mainly in the plane but I always heard it and recited as falls mainly on the plane maybe that’s because maybe that’s because that was the joke that we didn’t get from Gilligan’s Island regardless uh if I was saying it wrong I I want to go see dun too but I really

Don’t know what’s going on you’re un luck soon you will know what’s going on oh cool so what movie did we go see Dune part two at the dunes of the cape if you like make a love at me night come on guys why don’t you give me a

Recap of what happened in the first movie so in the first movie we have a young prince named Paul excuse me Duke his name is Paul and he’s huh There’s a young prince named Duke I mean Paul I mean his name is Duke his name is Matt but he’s a Duke he’s a kickass Duke he’s a Duke which is very important to remember he’s the Duke of poor Pines he’s a Duke of Everett he’s got the biggest porch you like

That’s a joke cuz you said D and the dunes of the cake if you like making love with the dunes of theine all right here we go so in the first movie we have a young prince named Paul excuse me Duke his name is Paul and he’s going through a transition his

Father’s trying to prepare him to be the next leader of his people and then they have to go to a planet to get spiced now spice is like I’ll compare it to oil because it’s very important it’s useful for everything in plants there’s ton of plants and universes out there there’s a

Ton of plants out there there’s a ton of plants PL plants univers is out there it’s kind of like sty Wars a little bit comes to that but the like all the plants in Star Wars very crucial to the story especially in the first one remember when they first meet we first

Meet Luke all those plants yeah PL plants there’s a lot of plants there now he planted hath yeah I don’t recall plants in anything but he’s a big Jedi guy cuz that’s when they went to the Jungle there’s a chance he’s saying planets but yeah I really didn’t know

That I had even thought of that planets and universes Oh I thought he said plants too wow I don’t want to spend too much time with this but let’s see if he is saying planets planets there ton of PLS and universes wa that is just ignoring

What a catch that was I mean he did spend 20 minutes there’s 20 minutes of this I mean who knows Untold hours wow he just said forget the second syllable we’re going plants yeah plants there’s ton of plants and universes out there it’s kind of like Star Wars a

Little bit comes to that but these people want the spice so bad it’s worth billions and trillions of dollars h m so in the first movie there was a little bit of backstabbing going on Paul’s dad passes away and he’s now with the rat people and the r he he basically just

Trains with them and grows with them and leads them to a prophecy which leads into the second movie no what yeah can repeat that real quick I don’t remember what I just said the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane all right here we go uh now now

You’re caught up on what happened in Dune thank goodness and this is just Bird’s feelings on the on what he just saw now we’re GNA now we’re going to talk about that Dune 2 yeah they just walked out of the movie now now no spoilers now remember there’s

Backstabbing in the first one okay all right so uh what happens what happens in this movie so Paul’s been trained we come to find out his mother’s pregnant which is weird there was a lot of it was creepy like I know I’m giving this away hopefully they blur it out but a talking

Fetus talking to you through like psyches it’s just weird it’s a weird movie oh Jesus why’d you leave that in now now everyone who wants to see Dune 2 is going to know what’s going on I should have blurt it for everyone watching on the radio so bird next time

I’ll do better PLS hi it’s Isaac asof and I here to talk about plant you know po PL talk Fe psyches is weird uh that us should be his movie review uh and there’s nick uh uh how do I say government issues the emperor and the other people were backstabbing each other backstabbing

Paul’s trying to lead these group of people who believe in him cuz they believe he’s a prophecy and trying to get the prophecy to come true and there’s a lot of hardships going on there’s a lot of battles great battles there was a great good battle

Nothing like Avengers or uh Lord of the Rings but it was up there i’ say it’s three out of those top the top three that’s number three if you ever made a video of this you could just spend an hour trying to figure out out how to list what he’s

Where would Lord of the Rings be in this whole Devil’s threesome uh Lord of the Rings but it was up there i’ say it’s three out of those top the top three that’s number three the battle fight and so this’s going to be a part three obviously battle fight everything good

Happens in threes part three three things Lord of the Rings good battle fight him and Z should do a show just called ug ug and the ug man I wonder if Zak like got his bif focals on he’s like indeed yes that is about plant in Universe you know Paul

Becomes This Magnificent Lita everyone follows him and his mother and other people is the dunes he not in the cape though it’s not the dunes of the cape yeah maybe I’ll St out back that maybe I’ll that up back maybe austral outb I don’t know I listened to it 20

Times I’ve heard maybe austral out back maybe austr out back what if like all of a sudden there was like Mass Carnage that was the that was the the sign to the rebels to finally rise up people of the Ukraine maybe Austria out backy that’s that’s going [Laughter] forward maybe I’ll out

Backy yeah that’s go to Outback do you know what he’s saying he’s saying let’s go to Outback o get a blo onion that’s what I I swear to God that’s all I can hear his Outback Australia Australia Outback Australia Outback and yeah I thought it was great all

Right all right do you want me to play both of these if I was going to play one of these what should I play Casting or ending oh casting oh we have you got to hear these you go to you got to hear cisc and Ebert talk about the uh the

Casting of this film let we’ll get to Bird’s future in a later time because Let’s uh let’s hear about let’s stick to Dune uh now here is bird and Nick uh now what are they doing here I haven’t heard this they’re talking about the casting of the film who’s in the film

Who okay they just saw the movie they just saw the movie they have phones that are computers in their hands and it is their job on this night bird is helping out but his Nick’s job for the two of them to review this movie I think you’re

Leaning us into that maybe this is a Nick problem okay it’s Nick two adult men one with a child both with college degrees you have a college degree Nick no okay I thought you did you an intern who’s in this movie is her name Selena she she played Mary Jane and Spider-Man

If that’s not real whatever I don’t care okay what Banger the hell is he talking he just talks so fast he doesn’t believe in second syllables that’s the problem what did he just say he said her name is Selena it’s not it’s Zena okay he was the president of Selena’s

Fan club did you know that oh is Cela the artist that was uh all gunned down by the president of the fan club yeah Tano uh Superstar Tano’s got too many two too many syllables it’s Tong yeah Tano not even T it’s like Lone Ranger and Tano Lone Ranger T that would would

Be T I’m dra blanks I’m drawing BL who’s the lead actor who who’s he’s a young kid I’ve seen him in other movies I can’t think of his name right now I hate when you ask me this question cuz I always Timothy not Timothy Olia that’s the other guy what tathy

Olympia it’s tathy Olympia what tathy Olympia what tathy Olympia Timothy shalam is shalam shalam shalam but but otherwise known asoy shalam the god otherwise know as tathy Olympia tathy Olympia ladies and gentlemen timathy Olympia Dave Batista there’s uh that Dave Batista of course were married with Children Dave Batista

There’s uh that pig girl P I can’t think of her name she was black widow sister you know what I’m talking about for uh Florence uh pew pew was close enough pagee pew pew stinky but donad donk ha who’s Thanos I can’t think Josh Brin

There we go Josh brin’s in it okay who stole the show you think the guy who played um old men in old men in Old Country something old men in old’s country this guy who watches movies every morning on the show it’s a guy from old men his old country that’s

Right how come I not know what he’s talking about the winner for best picture is in Old Country old country for no the guy who played um old men and old men in old’s country something old men and old’s country No Country for Old Men old country for no men yeah that the

Main villain guy he just said country for no men Josh Brin Josh Brin in no no in Old Country for no men he says everything wrong everything wrong his brain is a real situation they need to can you imagine the how much he has to fight to get

Things from his mind into his mouth just a fight through the day each day AI Maji it’s exhausting it’s a marathon every day is a marathon just communicate with people get from point A to point B consume information I think he can get the information in I’m not sure about that I

Do I think there’s a barrier somewhere I think that he can get the information in it’s getting the information out old men in Old Country old country no man all right it’s like getting a needle through a jar of mayonnaise just every day it’s just like forcing it slowly through the

Glob just tired at the end of the day no that’s why I can’t play the last clip because it’s just too much it’s like too much No Country for Old Men Old Country for Old Men yeah that the main villain guy he just said what oh remember he was

He’s running around like this being in his chest he was talking about the prophecy he’s the man who’s the one since uh there’s a lot of conversation about like spices and and whatnot from this movie yep who’s your favorite Spice Girl I liked I like sport I like Sporty Spice than was PAW

Spice I I can’t Baby Spice I like Baby Spice no sorry baby spice sport Sporty Spice was like kind of gross was she I can’t remember face in front of me very long holda and then you must have been a sporties place uh no I was not

And and as they were talking about this I thought about it my favorite was Scary Spice and then I thought that’s actually that was pretty racist because she was the only minority spice so that made her scary well she also had a relationship with Eddie Murphy yeah melb got pregnant

Right Eddie Murphy’s got like 25 kids yes got a lot of them but I I it started horribly the middle was torture the ending is bad but it just listening to Nick with the radio because I’ve been listening to him thank you very much all right uh hearing Nick with is

It okay to use this for the radio do you hear that the use this for the radio yes I do the radio I Can’t the radio the radio he us this for the radio all right I need to clean my brain it’s too much the Olympia God Birds never leaving that house his poor parents every but they probably could they probably understand it they probably just ignore him don’t you think

That now it’s just a matter of ignoring him I can’t believe that you know you were friends with him and he called you to wake you up and he worked on this show and now you’re speaking this way about him in the first movie there was a

Little bit of backstabbing going on yeah a lot of backstabbing going on here the emperor and the other people were backstabbing each other consume with the backstabbing that poor banana place that he had to chop the bananas at that’s right that was a gym right yeah

Yeah oh bird all right well thank you thanck