A little Old Lady Walking Down The Street

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her one of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk noticing this a policeman stopped her and said ma’am there are $20 notes falling out of

That bag oh really darn it said the little old lady I’d better go back and see if I can find them thanks for telling me officer well now not so fast said the cop where did you get all that money you didn’t steal it did you oh no

No said the old lady you see my back Garden is right next to a golf course a lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence right into my flower garden it used to really tick me off kills the flowers you know then I

Thought why not make the best of it so now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole real quiet with my hedge clippers every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence I surprise him grab hold of it and say okay mate give me $20

Or off it comes well that seems only fair said the cop laughing okay good luck oh by the way what’s in the other bag not everybody pays