Show Notes:
• “Letten”… not a word
• Gold Chain good look? Panda’s new look is questionable at best but he pulls anything off
• Improving hooks: Mr. Beast- we don’t have a Lamborghini to smash… yet.
• Ryder Cup Prep by Zach Johnson didn’t work, invited Keegan to play, Keegan goes low then invitation gets lost in mail? Cold!
• Boys have to punch a Ryder cup person in the face or their dog dies- who are we hitting?
• Burns, Fowler, Brooks, Harmon, Morikawa
• Ryder Cup: pairings, interesting wrinkles and we dive into the wrinkles
• Panda – snapped at Sheppard over what balls each pairings play
• Brooks Parring- he’s a unit
• Ian Poulter- meanest ever in Ryder Cup: Albi Fueling his jet with unleaded
New Segments: Panda’s stone cold locks, the Come Back, Panda Town, Shorties
daphne headcovers- is Daphne a “she”? Is she hot?
Sheppards den
Albi’s brain – new segment – enter the void and leave changed forever:
1. Does Charlie woods love his mom more or dad more . Windows vs doors. Legs vs eyes. Fantasy Football before me2. The come back and wrap
New Shirt Ideas: Nerd Herd, Who the F is Harry Cooper, Sam Sneed plays girls for money, Panda’s Chain on Ice, See You On The Next Tee
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show ideas and feedback for this episode:
Andrew Sanderson for show feedback, Brendan Ivers, Jacob Albramowitz / , Allie Slusarski
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Unfortunately we don’t have any sponsors yet but that’s coming real soon so it’ll be a short break and we’re back what’s your favorite story line of this particular Ridder Cup O um that’s good General discussion that is good General discussion I’d say my favorite storyline
Is probably the us trying to win for the first time on European soil since 93 is that right I think it is right I think it is I think you’re that’s the storyline okay us trying to win on European soil they’re bringing a dominant team over what about you panda and I think
That’s the story I think it’s going to be a massive disappointment if Team USA doesn’t win and everything’s going to get blown up and I think it’s yeah I think it’s a must- win for Team USA from a gambling perspective they’re relatively evenly ODed so they’re like
Evenly matched I think that the most interesting storyline is how America plays I think and how the captains picks play just really how America plays CU there’s a lot of interesting characters like Brian Harmon is there because he won the British Open William Clark is there because he won the US Open yep
It’s not necessarily that they’ve created a great body of work Justin Thomas is a controversial pick Sam Burns is controversial I think Sam Burns is the most controversial why I think it’s got to be Justin Thomas why Justin Thomas is the statistically the winningest USA rder C player of all time
He shot an 80 in multiple tournaments this year he’s got time to like there’s a lot of lay there’s a lot of layers to that onion he’s done well before he pairs really well with spe he seems like a good human being to like have on the team Burns is a controversal pick
Because he not nice he’s not a good human being no very openly that I’m not anti Sam Burns but yeah he’s just had an average year but he he was picked to play with Scotty Sheffer period and he well he won the M he won the match play he plays
Well at the match play I think he’s picked to play with sheffler would you punch him in the face like if you had given an opportunity is Sam burns the guy you’d punch if you had to punch one of the guys in the face that’s on the
Ridder Cup team who would you punch in the face oh wow uh uh who would I have to punch in the face you got to punch someone we you have to punch someone or dog dies full disclosure I want to punch Ricky because he would be not as mad as quickly
Because he’s a genuinely nice I was call morawa like hey dude I totally get it you had to punch someone or your dog was going to die so yeah I totally get it I would go morawa I feel for the same way he’s the least threatening so I wouldn’t
Do Ricky he’s got pretty of face Ricky would forgive me not more than Lea’s threatening Ricky would just be like I get it so I go I look at a couple different criteria time I got to punch someone in the face one of them’s going
To be like you know does he have a face that you don’t want to mess up because it’s nice Ricky does okay you’re going to punch his face it’s going to be all disfigured and frankly Rick’s a good-looking dude I’ll just say it secondly yeah he is nice I don’t want to
Punch nice people I’m going to punch dicks if Brooks takes you back he might kill you yeah I don’t think Brooks would be the right guy to mess with you’d punch him and he’d punch you back Brook is big I I don’t want to get Brook is so Brook is Burley frat boy
Brooks would all right I’ll punch Ricky used to dude Ricky used to race put a dip in Ricky used to race motorcycles competitively like that dude’s pretty I mean you could punch Brian har he’s like five yeah Ricky’s not very big all right that’s who I’d like to I’d like to punch
Brian Hartman right in the face uh okay stupid question sorry can you spell his name for me h r m h m an okay I said Hartman I know okay just checking um is it I think it’s m o n he said that man oh is it Harmon I don’t know it’s not
Hartman no I know it’s not Hartman come on how do you feel I know we’ve talked about it a little bit how do you feel about the the captain’s picks do you think I mean Panda your take on it is they should only have one Captain’s pick and then should the rest
All be like stat-wise or Stat um driven I said one or all and I’m happy to defend that argument whenever okay let’s do it now why would you interesting yeah what is your why would you want all of them I mean I’ve never heard of that all
Captain F all would be just chaos yeah it would be they would just go down I feel like they would go down the list to some capacity that’s what and and really the the ethos of that argument was it should be one or all I think that the
Current format is a little flawed I don’t like that I don’t like the current amount of picks I think that it should be one to two picks or everybody’s a pick I don’t like the current system are there different rules for where it’s played at are there different rules do
You know if um I should probably know but are there different rules if it’s played in the states compared if it’s play played in Europe no it is not but what the big factor in that is that the home course kind of gets to whatever
Team is home gets to kind of set the golf course up a little bit and that’s really where your advantage is but the rules are the same y okay the rider cup is run by the PG of America so I am obviously supposed to go to it that was
I think that it I like how the US does it currently with their six captains picks I think that’s smart they take the obviously the the next three they pretty much go down the list like there wasn’t much surprise there and then they get to take three guys that are in form or
Maybe not in form like JT but if they just went with one you know one pick maybe JT is that guy um if they go with all pick I still think that JT is that guy I think the team’s the same either way it changes much I think they pick the best team
They can if you go if you go none then it’s all just points so you can take whoever correct and I think if it’s if it’s no picks and it’s straight points I think that sets up the team to lose because you’re not factoring a lot of outside
Things you’re factoring just play during the course of the year you’re not factoring in previous experience you’re not factoring in who pairs well with who you’re not factoring in what the course setup is like you’re not factoring if someone’s everever even played the course there’s so many too many
Variables well they even brought Keegan Bradley over there and Keegan Bradley played with played Marco Simon with Zach Johnson scored incredibly well and played incredibly well and thought he was a done deal thought he was lock locked it up and they didn’t pick him okay so this is what this is what these
Are the stories we got to dive into that to me is super juicy like that’s interesting why would they why I mean they have to pick the best team they have to see what he played better was it just the gel the chemistry because he played good when nothing was on the line
Because he [ __ ] around with Zack Johnson he deserves play more more so I would have taken the only controversial pick in my opinion would have been I think I I would have chosen Keegan over Sam Burns but I don’t know the inner workings I don’t know the analytics I
Don’t know the people I don’t know who in the locker room if they didn’t want Keegan because he’s not one of the boys and it doesn’t gel well like there’s so many things that go ultimately it’s just a it’s a pick if you don’t get in on the
Points then you’re up to whatever the [ __ ] Zach Johnson wants you didn’t earn anything exactly you don’t deserve anything at that point you are up for a wild card I like the I like the current system with six captains picks I think it’s good USA has one live guy oh so so
The Europeans don’t have any no they’re they weren’t allowed to play wow I didn’t know that part okay unless they paid fines after they left DP world tour right is that what it was or they didn’t or they didn’t enough points or they weren’t popular enough or they weren’t a
Sergio tried to come back and say that he would pay fines and do all this stuff but they wouldn’t they wouldn’t reinstate him back in the DP World Tour therefore he can’t be on a Ryder Cup team um because you have to be you have to have good standing you have to have
Status there Alby do you want JT on the other team yes you do yeah I do because I think if you have to switch teams you want him on the other team this year I do yeah you want to trade him for Nicola hoard don’t know who that is but he
Sounds awesome what how about LV sounds like a great name who would you like to trade him for I’m going know any of these people I know lwood you want JT or Nicola hoard uh I like I’m going off names again here I think I want the L what’s the you want Nicola
Hoard over JT yeah I like that name I’m gonna go Jesus Christ how about Robert McIntyre or Justin Thomas which one do you want to win a tournament Rober MC Tire sounds Christ I Cann believe you’re not hand he I so hope I so hope in a
Week we have a podcast and JT just lights it the [ __ ] I do to I hope he actually plays to the way he played the rest of the year you’re putting the ball up your so you’re hoping he plays bad that’s not I thought you said you’re
Patriotic yeah I’m America I don’t think you’re patriotic at all we need to learn our lesson we’ve gone into these tournaments when it’s on their soil and lost how many in a row and that’s why we’re bringing JT Captain America mhm Captain America who shoots 82 I can
Shoot 82 Justin by the way if you want if you and actually I do shoot2 unable I might walk out if you want if you want to come on the podcast Justin by all means and you’re one of my favorite people um on you know besides
Chris Paul and Scott velt there we go got that shout out in you’re one of my favorite people in golf I mean I love love you on full swing I love I love Keegan why wouldn’t you have Keegan over him he played better that doesn’t that doesn’t make who wins the tournament
Better we want America to win this is our team we open that’s why I want a better golfer to be actually Justin Thomas won a major last year Keegan Bradley won a major insane Ridder Cup record okay and he pairs well with spe yeah unbeatable Duo they’re homies yeah
They’re homies um just like we used to be before before you decided that you you wouldn’t let me catch you if if you fell all right I said I just want to know what the surfaces so let me keep us on track here because uh it seems like
I’m the most organized here I’ll be rock hard from the rider cup till we’re done speaking of rock hard we’d like to take a sponsorship uh break right here this is for the seatt shed we’re still waiting on our sponsorship money DNE Rock we’re still waiting on our sponsorship money daffany please we
Believe in spirit animals I don’t know if you no Shephard Panda we’re not giving free pods anymore yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] that group veto all right um he pay to be on the Pod does anyone know team Europe well enough to have any uh pairing predictions oh they have a team Europe
Exactly no I think you know Ian polter’s gonna be tough this year um no I mean I just remember like in all seriousness like that dude was sick back in the day man like that guy you know he dressed a little goofy I love him he’s got so much personality and he’s just
Got that [ __ ] like ah like he’s going to [ __ ] eat you or something I love that should we get Ian polter on the Pod dude he would be a great yes him and daily oh my God we should have them in here oh you want them in person in
Person you want to fly inan polter he’s got a private jet I saw it on full swing he does he lives in Orlando yeah great that’ be a short trip you got to put gas in it in his in his jet you really think I’m putting UNL baby I’m not putting
Prium in that is going to walk into this no I don’t think we’re going anyone we’re going to get our buddies in here at best despite what you [ __ ] say I do love this country just like who who was the old school golfer that left to
Go fight while uh Sam Sneed was taking everybody including playing chicks uh Hogan Hogan yeah dude I’m [ __ ] Hogan here dude uh I don’t know what sne and not Hagen Byron Nelson stayed Byron Nelson oh he had a heart condition or something yeah it’s because you don’t
Have a big enough heart to fight for your country wow burn even though I didn’t serve think I felt bad about that yeah but anyway but no my point is is that we can deep dive into that I I that is not staying on track and I do want to
Dive on that that’s I wrote that down as a potential episode in the future cuz I do want to get to the bottom of why Sam sne played in the LPGA Tour event and make stole her money that could be oh wow I didn’t know that was a deep dive
We were going down that could be a whole episode I’m sure I thought you were going down a deep dive as to why you felt bad you didn’t serve yes I do feel bad all right I I would die listen I would slow us down that’s the reason
That’s what I tell myself I’m like we’re better you know and I think that was the case like I think during RC and stuff when I had an opportunity to kind of get into it they were like you know what we’re good we actually don’t even we
Don’t even need you like yeah yeah we’re good we’re going to uh we’re going to go in a different direction but I do think that like I I guess my question is is like who has that fiery like for Europe or for the US Rory John ROM I think yeah
A lot of them could yeah for sure spe and JT want to win like Justin Thomas really wants to be there I know you’re this is the yeah and he’s got emotion dude I like Justin Thomas I really do I feel bad for it doesn’t sound like it it
Really does like you know what I do like I like giving our country the best chance at a win in my opinion and I’m not what I’m not really like okay I get it I’m like my opinion who do you want above him I want the person that played
Better which would probably be the guy that they brought out and tried out and he shot really low Keegan Bradley that to me makes a lot more sense I don’t know I I take the you have a hot quarterback let’s just let me use an analogy that you’ll appreciate Panda
Since you’re by the way panda is also our in-house uh he knows everything about stats knows everything about gambling we’re going to do a segment I don’t know if you’re open to we’re actually going to do a segment the picks of the week coming up here pretty soon
With the NFL and colle stone code locks of the week exactly yeah write that down all right uh add it to the board can you come up with a couple off the top of your down for this week Stone code lock shot color yeah just let me look at
Sh whenever they say shot collar that’s basically them pretending I have a shot collar on and keeping me back on track yeah no just tell me when you want that all right we’re GNA bring that up soon good question aanda yes did no my question to you
Was what wasn’t my good question I don’t know if it was that good getting back to football something that we can kind of relate to if okay let’s just say for example the Jets go which they’re not going to by the way they suck without Aaron Rogers they sucked probably even before
Withot if they somehow get to the playoffs and Zach Wilson is just like just figured [ __ ] out somehow and all of a sudden Aaron Rogers like man this surgery was amazing they just did this experimental thing and now my [ __ ] ankle works and it’s crazy or Mike
Ailles do you put him man or do you put Zack Wilson that just won nine games in a row going into the playoffs that’s my question there’s not a scenario in which Zack Wilson wins nine games in a row I get it you got to think outside the you
Gotta use your imagination here okay because I know that’s not going to happen the guy looks like he’s 14 years old and a 32y old body it’s weird you go with whoever gives you the better chance to win okay and who do you think that is
The guy that was just had aill the experimental surgery but he’s one of the best quarterbacks ever or Zack Wilson just won you nine games in a row going in the playoffs I think the only people qual to give an answer on that would be the people inside the Jets Locker so this
Really comes back to do you trust Team USA and their ability to make picks or don’t you it’s Zach it’s it’s Zack Johnson it’s not just Zack Johnson I know they got Davis Love I know they’ve got every so do you trust their ability to make the best pick for Team USA don’t
You I I I I do and they Thomas they they do better than night I just think that I have a pretty legitimate argument here because oh they went back and forth on it for sure guarantee it I mean but they ended up with having all of the
Information and they made the pick that they feel was going to give them the best chance to win okay let’s hope so they hope they didn’t press you start Aaron Rogers do you really I do yeah if he’s if his leg is okay and he say and
He says he’s good to go you start Rogers even though they just won nine games in a row [ __ ] him what about the venue where is it it’s in R what’s it called what’s the course that I don’t I couldn’t tell you that it sounds like it’s some fancy Rome name it’s Marco
Simone it’s Marco Simone it’s not superim it’s not Simone I use the American pronunciation isri no they each team has an analytics team that has been doing like all the different you know scenarios and that’s why the course is set up relatively neutral because both teams have a lot of similar attributes
Whereas last time at the G National it was set up specifically four team Europe for their short straight hitters and it was super penel with rough like very very tight on the fairways to counter the long American hitters this course isn’t set up like that because the
Analytics doesn’t show that it needs to uh no I think Team USA their analytics team is called the nerd herd wow terrible put that on the poll is nerd herd the worst team name you’ve ever heard I mean it’s got to be up there it’s up there okay all right I
Might have just made that up so okay nerd herd that was a great name if uh we that’s going to be one of our shirts pick it up on did I tell you about a great shirt dama FM also Sam sne plays money for girls it’s another one that we
Just added to the repertoire my a couple of my buddies were listening in the pot and they were like dude are you going are you going to the Ridder cup and I was like no man no we’re not really going that was just I’ll go we can go
It’s too late it’s tomorrow it’s not tomorrow two days from now Timmy flies a plane for a living that doesn’t we can’t use it it though can we maybe if you have enough money yeah all right well we will as soon as Daphne sends us our head
Cover money and she still sounds hot are you sure Daphne is a she all right that’s a great question put that on the poll is Daphne first of all a she and if so is she hot I think Daphne’s group of men just resume it all right so what’s next
What’s next up on the agenda here let’s stick to the let’s stick to the board here that you guys created I love it that’s awesome which brings us to the listener’s favorite stump the Pandaa from a shed in Tempa com panda panda Panda’s got the fact he Second To None go trivia Panda man is always fun go history go with a Twist of TR try to the panda man if you dare from knowing go mom’s name and Min TOS too how Panda
Knows these answers man I got no clue War shots to if he gets it wrong if F 21 at home join alone stumble the panda is hard to do when it comes to golf history he’s our dud from a shed and Tempa let’s stump the panda stumping the panda can be hard to
Do from a sheding in Tampa coming straight to you stump the panda STP STP the panda we we don’t really need to do that we don’t have the equipment right now the Harlem Globe troter versus that idiot team of that would be me man I’m not afraid of words and then you
Promise after this I get my Obby brain segment I cannot wait for this let’s just get through this quick dude because I got so many good ones I’m gonna come back on like Saturday afternoon and then did you know that I just love random I think we need
To I think we might need to put a timer on Alby brain um all right what year what year did The rder Cup start what year did The rer Cup start Panda the r cup started in 1922 okay and and uh let me ask let me ask the judges here you’re the only judge in here do we does he have to get the exact year or can we give him a little bit I say I should probably get plusus five plus minus five and I’m going to say
1917 okay all right 1927 push so yeah you got it within five and that is a win ad P the cup thing I figured out how to not L the Ryder Cup started in 1927 as the US versus Great Britain in 73 Ireland was added do you know the
Record from that point forward like wins losses I think you need to kind of get yes so how are we counting if they just retain the cup win that’s a win it’s a w I love that rule I love retain that could be its own so you have the exact
Numbers I do can I ask just like a important question is are either of the numbers a half of a point no no no they’re all numbers okay so I’ll say 11 to9 team Europe wow that is impressive and true wow stump the shepher even is coming into play that’s some collaps we’re
Going to get some f off Bailey um I say you you butt chug a high noon just got to drive the kids to school tomorrow I say if we if we answer all of your questions right you have to butt chug a high noon not butt chugging anything like your like your real
Brother on Mondays um one more boy that Jagger went down a lot smoother than this stuff Dam what are you doing over there it’s Kings County hey and by the way Kings County if you want to sponsor this this is actually talked about that this is actually a
Delicious about we talked about that no more free ad yeah it’s Kings County Distillery who designed austa National Golf Course uh Bobby Jones and alist McKenzie [ __ ] you actually played this who designed the Royal Melbourne Golf Club yeah this is should be a qua there it was definitely on the scorecard yeah
I know I cannot um was my segment I’d go down the kangaroo path like would you eat a kangaroo would you do you know are they Australian yeah they they talk with an accent um they’re Australian or they talk with an accent I was talking about the kangaroos oh my God if they’re
Australian then it was Norman I don’t know if it was designed by an Australian um can I come back to it I I I I think it will come to me yeah most game shows let you come back to it uh um sure buddy all right what about who
Was the first professional golfer oh this is a great one who was the first professional golfer to design a golf course I love that question who was the first professional golfer to design a golf course do you know who they are do I know who they
Are yeah yeah I definitely know oh you do I mean this is a yes I do know Jack Nicholas no no Arnold Palmer no nice try uh Tom Morris yeah I guess that makes sense you’re right yeah I know Tommy that makes sense okay a couple more I actually I’m
Going to move away from the architect questions I think those are good you guys did really good there I’m surprised who is Roy M so this is going to frustrate you it’s the same person that helped design uh Augusta oh Alisha McKenzie M Mackenzie yeah that’s crazy I didn’t realize it
Was that old um all right so what about a couple more questions and we’re going to move on uh what’s the most expensive Golf Course ever built in the world oh some course in China or Japan pretty sure it’s carolwood country club based on the amount of money that someone paid
To build it or based on the money the amount of money that you have to pay to play there good okay good distinction this is what it costs to actually build it no idea erroneous it’s actually the course in and I’ve played it it is amazing it’s uh in Vegas it’s the Shadow done everything we can do 60 million ladies and gentlemen it’s time for a brand new segment that we found when we arrived at 8:15 and Alby didn’t start the podcast until 9:45 because he couldn’t figure [ __ ] out we started a day early and you forgot your record and it really threw
Me off we have come up with a new segment called Alby brain this is a segment where Alby gets to just talk about whatever comes to his brain Al’s brain I love everyone who knows me knows I love random questions I’m curious curiosity is a superpower be
Sure to use it did you know Panda this week that Apple released an update shout out to Andrew Sanderson my buddy who also provided this one this I thought was amazing um that they if you type the word [ __ ] into a text which I know you’ve done many times and what is it
Does it autoc correct to do you know that’s right it autocorrects to duck but no longer my friend with a new iOS update you’ll be able to send your text just as Intended I’ll pre Charlie Woods we’re calling him what are we calling him here koods koods you heard it here that’s going to be a shirt you can buy it quods ques quods we we think it’s quotes quids whatever Charlie come talk to us man this is the Pod for you shoots a
66 in a round this week what do y’all think of that I think we have a better chance of getting tiger on the Pod than Charlie it’s Al BR you just got to keep going no I’m just I would love to get your opinion on that like do you guys
Like Charlie love his swing love his demeanor I’m I’m a big Charlie Woods fan do you think he loves his mom more or do you think he loves tiger more if you were Charlie we are in Elie brain I just I’m curious I’d say right
Now he’s probably in the golf so this is a topic that was brought up by multiple fans of the show one named Brendan one named Jake and it really was one of the hottest topics leading into the Ridder Cup this past week in golf uh there was an Instagram that
Basically had this guy playing a scramble and he he had a buddy like they were playing a scramble he hit his putt missed his putt tapped it in his buddy still had a birdie Putt and when he tapped it in grabbed it no big deal his buddy made
The birdie Putt and then the guys they were playing with were like nice par and the gu was like no no we got a birdie there and he was like no you didn’t you tapped it you tapped in your Miss for a par I’ll hope he spray which is the rule
Right what’s your take on that the bar guys yeah yeah bar guys what’ you think of that what scramble rules if they were official scramble rules and they were stated that if the ball is hold that’s your score then that’s the score but if it was like a friendly scramble which we
All play in I don’t think that should count as a score if you just tap I were’re we put our marker down we have a 12T birdie putt I hit it I miss it you know by an inch I walk up there and just tap it in the hole before you get a
Chance at your birdie I don’t get a chance the hole’s over that’s what the opposing team was saying was that the hole’s open the team that did it was like oh come on it’s it’s a scramble like we get that was you know case for
It if there’s like money on the line or anything then the hole’s done see on the next T if we’re like playing for money and you do that on the panda then I’ll see you on the next te yeah the hle is done see you on the next T t-shirt I’ll be
Spray are there more eyes in the world or legs now you can take any animal you can take any being that’s alive are there more legs or more eyes on the planet I’m really struggling to think of animals insects that have multiple eyes yeah but I can
Think of multiple insects that have more than just two or four legs yeah or don’t ooh we’re not counting by the way we’re not counting fins what about I don’t think that’s a leg that’s a very good question put that on the pole those are tentacles I think those
Are legs though but put it put it on the pole are wings legs I don’t think they are they have legs birds have other legs legs Wing is a wing is definitely a no way ever a leg could maybe be an arm but it’s not a leg man that’s a hard
Question I’m going to say eyes I think and it’s not it’s not a definitive answer I think it’s a th% eyes oh it’s not a definitive answer no there is no answer because an opinion oh well I wouldn’t have thought so hard about it then yeah I went to chbt I tried I’ve
Been and by the way we’re going to tie this into our next segment but I need answers on this [ __ ] thing because it’s D it’s keeping me up at night now what about are there more windows or doors on the planet windows or doors windows no not even close I don’t think
So what I think it’s doors how many doors does the Empire State oh what are you talking about think about the interior welcome to Al’s brain but even like an like a corner office is going to have four Windows what are you talking about think about all the in inner Court
In the office think about all the doors crazy in here is it windows it’s kind of crazy conference room door windows Al’s bra bathroom door a stall door doesn’t count what are you talking about a stall door counts car doors bus do brain this is
The best I love it Windows a car has more windows than doors does it yeah I don’t know each door has a window and you have a windshield and a back windshield and the front definitely isn’t a door the back could be a door but the front definitely
Isn’t Ali who actually is a Alli is a customer of mine she’s the one that came up with these questions Oreo McFlurry oh what if the machine’s broken it always is [ __ ] broken it drives me [ __ ] nuts McDonald’s how hard is it to have your [ __ ] ice cream machine working
Every time I go there every Thursday [ __ ] night the ice cream machine’s broken and I swear to God it’s cuz the guy’s [ __ ] lazy and doesn’t want to make me a [ __ ] Oreo McFlurry it’s because they got to sanitize it a lot it’s so annoying I I can’t believe you brought
That up you jinx it it’s not going to be working I’m going to be [ __ ] of course I’m going to go but I’m going to be pissed that’s okay you’re an addict dude at this point so I’m a big fancy football guy I’m in five leagues I know
It sounds silly the only reason I’m in five leagues is because I love people I love my friends it’s a good way for me to keep in touch with distant friends that like I’ve kind of lost touch with but now I’m able to keep in touch with
Them I’m in one in particular that we take it serious anyway I won I won one year I think I may even finish like second one year they had to make a trophy now in this league you have to create a dirty team name that’s like the
That’s the thing you have to have like a dirty team name so my dirty team name that year if you guys remember Justin foret for the Baltimore Ravens he was a running back the guy was amazing uh so I was like all right so my team name was
For set down her throat uh no I’m not proud of that uh in that league and the guy that runs the league shout out to Nate dog if you’re listening um he actually had to call the trophy he got a call like you know when because we all
Get trophies and stuff the lady called Nate Dog and said hey um hi um hi Nate um this is Pam from you know trophies are us and just wanted to make sure before we create the uh the trophy is it for set down our throat or is it force
It down like she was trying to get the spelling we had one where you had to take a blowup doll on a date to Olive Garden and sit there and order for it okay that could be the best one I’ve ever heard of that’s amazing you had to
Be like the lady will have the steak with a completely straight face and we sat at the ball the hilarious that’s a great one we should borrow Patricia for that yes speaking of Shout Out w if you’re listening and our boy crane on our a friend of the show his his and I
Had to fill in one year so they have to eat all the other guys have to pick something absolutely disgusting that you have to eat and they go to a Chinese supermarket or Chinese like food market and it’s dude it’s been everything from this thing called a ballute I’m not to
Talk about it just look it up if you want it to or I’ve also seen video of them eating a live eel I’m out on that bite the head I’m I’m out on that are we ready for the the next uh segment really quick wrap it up really
Quick the last segment of the show is called The Comeback and and we ask a couple questions yep thank you we ask a couple questions to the audience get some participation going do we think Al’s shaft leans to the left or to the right at a dress of the golf
Ball yeah Panda should he be rocking the single chain or does he upgrade to the double chain this is a fan show as long as you’re not a glove putter or ball retriever we want you guys to help shape the show in fact more stories send us
Your best golf stories we’ll have you on the Pod and if you made it this far you did it we’ll catch yall next Time thanks for tuning in everyone don’t miss out on our upcoming golf giveaways and experiences they’re exclusive to our subscribers and all you got to do is subscribe and until next time golf’s easy think Fairways and Greens now
