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0:00 intro
1:55 Nicky Rod Gets Better Every Day
3:37 Sponsors
4:50 Should The Simple Men Get Hedaphones?
6:19 Jim Went To Train At B Team For The First Time
8:21 Competing too much, is it bad?
11:23 When Haisam Joined B Team
12:50 Old Simple Man Merch Issues
13:43 Ethans Brother After Injury
14:20 New Rules in BJJ?
18:30 Spicy Boys
21:10 Scary Movies
24:00 Inbred People
25:00 Damien is Color Blind
26:00 Damien on Gaming & NickyRod Used To Play The Tuba
27:25 What Would You Tell Your Pass Self?
33:00 Extreme Outdoor Activites
1:02:07 Histrian on the Podcast? (The Pyramids)
1:13:30 Simple Men Love Life
1:19:00 Motorcycle Riding
1:21:50 Carne Jerky
1:23:00 Natty King on Being Natty
1:31:58 Only One Jiu Jitsu Technique For Street Fighting?
1:36:18 Best/Worst Parts About PR (Again)
2:01:11 Ethans Nationality
2:02:20 Are Sardines Bad? and Nicky Rods Old Eatting Habbits
2:08:10 JayRod Has Never Tried Titty Milk
2:13:40 Humans & Monkeys
2:18:00 VR Life
2:21:20 Mysterys of the world? (O Reillys Belt)
2:26:49 How Jewish is Ethan?
2:28:40 Does Your Test Drop When You Stop Training?
2:32:20 World Gang Bang Record
2:35:25 Hows Damiens Striking Going?
2:38:00 Your Mind,Your Body
2:44:40 Water Powered Cars
2:47:05 Water Vaper & Rainbows
2:51:30 Outro
You’re listening to the simple man with Ethan KR Nikki rodam Anderson stay a while if you know about the Jujitsu if you don’t you can come To guys I was watching sorry it’s like subject change hard here but I was watching one of one of our first episodes probably our first episode and it’s really first episode it’s really funny to see how we speak and interact with each other is this substantially different it is
Substantially different Damian will like ask you a question or ask me a question and we’ll go like yeah and then then we’ll like sit back and be like well what else do we talk about now [ __ ] yeah so we’ve come a long way and uh yeah we’re we’re good we’re flying we’re
Like 2our episodes easy we have to like remind ourselves to shut the [ __ ] up those epes you know people like them that’s how you know we’re getting better CU it’s lengthier well well people like them but also I feel like it’s not difficult for us to talk for two hours
Like I especially you you could just put you by you by yourself you got a lot to say h Bobby especially Bobby’s man no silence Bobby in the room Bobby panics when he silence his internal monologue starts to [ __ ] be like am I Bobby just won I’m
This he’s killing it well I I kind of I had a feeling he was going to win to be honest oh I say that to Tony and Joe Cox and yeah anyone else in the tournament that’s [ __ ] up well that’s [ __ ] up well I think Tony’s very good but Tony
Just doesn’t compete that often I was like Tony is Tony’s first Bobby’s competing twice a week you guys think you get rusty when you don’t compete I think think so I think it’s natural n i oh I compete every day here we go please elaborate well throughout training right
We train year round and I pick specific rounds to treat those rounds are competition and the specific rounds are every round yeah I mean sometimes but no sometimes I I focus on skill development you know it can’t always be yeah who can’t went over knee bars today KNE
Bar to bar good [ __ ] I think it’s good [ __ ] I think like combin you can be really good at that yeah I think me to knee bar I think with your with your toe hold or hooks I think they’ll they’ll line up yeah just don’t ever do an
Outside heel hook ever again that’s that’s my mentality right now they don’t work they work you’re talking to you’re you’re what was what was I doing wrong why why couldn’t I prevent this guy from walking on our last match yeah there’s a few things so you had a good high grip
But but there wasn’t any rotation in your lower body so my knees were supposed to be pointing the opposite direction of my upper body twisting so yes you want them to rotate against each other and it’s like it looked like you had the high grip and you’re bridging
Which is very still strong but like you need to point those knees away from you like you need to point them like this while you rotate exactly dude you a [ __ ] Tor man and you didn’t buy his instructional I know you if you buy it what instructional tell everyone DJJ
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R n e j e r k y we’re uh debating getting headphones I we said this quite a bit but some some of the things I’m I’m not sure if they’re there’s pros and cons but look some of the clips we post I think it’s more entertaining when we’re all kind of
Like like the chip thing you’re like I farted and then we all laugh and blah blah blah like we wouldn’t get as Lively into it if we like suddenly like everyone’s talking we’re like going to be quiet or something what do you think I I think anything I think a yeah but if
Everyone’s talking like well the only difference is that like I won’t hear you here I’ll hear straight to my ear it’s the same [ __ ] the same [ __ ] I did I did a podcast and I heard myself and I like I couldn’t talk well you can you can you
Can put that down but like I lost all the way so I couldn’t hear myself anymore if we don’t need the mic maybe we just get uh headphones for Jim well it’s more I think it’s more for our like our speaking because here is much different than being right here yeah
Well that’s what we were talking about so my so my uh uh business partner told me that we should get a brick wall limiter and that’s supposed to help out with everything so that like there’s no brick walls in here if we yell it it
Doesn’t allow it to go over and then if you if you’re whispering it’ll bring it up to like similar level whatever so like like Jo like Rogan’s podcast has like a brick wall limit or whatever so it’s like there’s no big fluctuations in in the audio so that’s like sensive that
We’ll do no no no apparently it’s it’s just with whatever software that that we use yeah so you download it I don’t know how to do it you guys trained with Jim when he came in I trained with Jim I was the first person train with him yeah I I
TR trying to kick my ass oh we didn’t got got heart got heart he was getting gas but he was going he he was working our man behind the cameras he tried he tried to to like do a cart wheel like pass my guard he like
Jumped I was like oh [ __ ] here we go what’ he say baseball choke too oh yeah he tried it on me too he tried it on me so like he was trying it I shot up it it was choking me for a little bit he
Got it I shot like a I came up on a double he was still going I stepped over into Mount and he was still going for M I’m like and then he lets go my first competition I put some sleep with it yeah yeah no no it’s it’s real damn no
No uh noi you know who also [ __ ] does it Liam Z they got that [ __ ] Liam Z I saw him sub a few guys at B team with it I was like oh my God this is a little kid from Jersey right yeah yeah yeah okay okay he’s probably
Getting bigger now I haven’t seen him in a few months but when uh he was maybe a bit taller than me actually may hurt in wrestling or something yeah yeah we talked about it in one of the podcast he uh he dislocated his kneecap so he
Was all [ __ ] up he went to get an x-ray and they did a like a side-by-side comparison to his other kneecap and it turned out his other kneecap was also fractured and they’re like what the [ __ ] he’s like he I thought I had btis he was
Like wearing a knee he like it hurts every time I shoot he’s like it Hur so much pain think it’s btis precise precise it’s precise my dad said it’s precise it’s it’s like it’s like one of the situations he comes into school with a black like I fell down the stairs btis
Vertis like how’d you get this fractured kneecap I have no idea my dad didn’t hit me I don’t know but I thought I had dad’s like around the corter they’re not [ __ ] snitch you guys both went through like wrestling Seasons right yeah so when it comes on
You suddenly you’re just in like you’re constantly cutting you’re constantly in I’m getting ready for this event that event this duel that duel I don’t know I kind of like having multiple uh comps like stacked just cuz when I’m when I’m done getting ready for one I’m me I’m
Ready for multiple I don’t have to like you’re already like up in your best shape King I I can just carry that Peak on you know I I dislike that I’d rather compete like one match year few months later one match a year no one match year
One match year and then few months later compete again so you’d rather like no offseason just like a constant somewhat busy schedule throughout the year consistent I think I agree with Jay like I think it’s like you once you get it out of the way then you can relax then
You get back into the [ __ ] but then so like then you’re going to what you’re going to Peak get like do your assault bike do your conditioning do your training everything and you compete and then you keep ramping it up that hard the entire way through to the next one
You take a little time off and then you go back up yeah yeah the thing is that I mean if you get injured it gives you time to like recuperate whatever my training as well training is like [ __ ] like we train really hard already so it’s like we’re not when
We’re not in Camp we’re still like still training pretty hard we’re still training hard not me well we are I don’t know what this you don’t train hard not me I guess you don’t yeah not me I like wait really you don’t you chill uh it
Depends if if there’s like a comp around the corner then like I’m really looking to [ __ ] or somebody pisses me off but for the most part like I’ll let the [ __ ] guys like pass my guard I’ll reg guard I kind of always just go hard like
One speed I’m not really like are you saying you just let people pass you guard cuz you’re just you need excuse for getting your guard pass no no I just let them pass my guard I got to work on I got to work on my [ __ ] guard retention skill it’s called skill
Development but if you’re working on guard retention and you let somebody pass your guard then you have you’ve unaccomplished a retaining part of the Guard no I I well you’re reging you’re working on reging reging reging yeah damn so or just learn how to Buggy I I
Don’t think I can I don’t think my body will threaten it and as they pull out like maybe they won’t know that I can’t do it yeah I’ll go really hard nothing there you should tell him like I’m going to Buggy you and see how he reacts they Rush what you’re right
There you can whisper in their ear Hey little mama let me whisper you know who tried uh to Buggy me roic W tried to he’s flexible I feel like yeah Chris W uh he tried to bug me pass with I think a body lock or
Whatever and I went right into a buggy I was oh [ __ ] Panic pull out lucky I was able to slip look I don’t know if it’s the right way to train but I feel like if I go into the gym I’m gonna have rounds where I go
Like I near Red Line for sure at the bare minimum I’m getting I I still have those rounds for sure for sure all right we should have Heim on yeah we should that’ be a sick one we going have to get a smaller change of background I didn’t say it you said it
You said no you can’t prove that in the court of law wait we’re all white today yeah oh [ __ ] that’s funny that’s funny yeah he uh what an addition of the team holy [ __ ] here did we talk about that on the podcast no part of the team newest edition to B Team yeah
Great athlete good good learner seems like he’s picking it up he’s dedicated you super explosive good good training partner for you and big guy for you and a nice guy as well super nice super nice guy man yeah such a dope dude yes he’s uh actually no I I don’t know when he’s
Competing next I don’t know he might be in this there’s like a UFC event J June 29th or July 29th I don’t know there’s like an absolute uh thing same same as the last one something like that it’s an absolute what you said oh Andy verella
Is he coming Andy verella is coming to train with us oh uh I messaged him but he he never responded he left you on scene yeah uh I think it just delivered I don’t know um but I definitely just delivered yeah it’s just delivered he had asked um what time we train on
Monday so can I use this cup oh no be good cup yes is that clean yeah there clean sure Simple Man mugs by the uh huh some people haven’t gotten their order for their shirts uh oh specifically marel they did order marel ordered and she was like randomly she’s like I
Didn’t get my shirt but we also didn’t check the mailbox but I don’t know if you guys ordered shirts and didn’t get them just let let us know yeah probably shoot us a DM on the Instagram right just say it back to the video now that you’re watching and we’ll hear it we’ll
Yeah say say it to your screen okay okay I got it yeah all right I’ll take is there something on that camera am I crazy do you see this oh no that not I’m crazy you’re crazy y crazy nothing I don’t want to talk about it your
Reflection is it you no it’s honestly so stupid what I thought it was wow all right a reflection Liam’s uh coming back to life and uh yeah he’s uh his knee is functioning against slowly when he comes here he’ll uh give his his rendition of the poop story oh great when’s he coming
We don’t know we don’t know yet yeah the original one of the original stories um no he’ll maybe in like a few months he’s still pretty early into the rehab process but what’s going on in the world right now is there any news Whiz Khalifa is doing
Jiu-Jitsu whiz khif has been doing Muay Thai yeah but I think he’s like saw something he’s doing the high rollers I think I think he’s going to have a match on high rollers in the ghe that’s crazy [ __ ] wish I know I guess Holly spank uh interesting name Holly is that a real
Name sounds I have only fans the spank sounds like it Holly spank she has a question for the podcast um I don’t even know we I might have asked this asked these before but um if you could create a new rule for Jiu-Jitsu competitions what would it
Be okay I have one the first one that comes to mind is like the uh like a step back rule like you’re not allowed a certain number of steps back uh so if you’re like up on points and you take like one step two step three steps back that’s like you’re hit
With something and then you have to I don’t know something like that to avoid stalling same for a guard passer versus guard player if the guard passer takes like too many steps back something yep some kind of thing like that I completely agree I think that would be a
Good I think negative should be a way more common in college wrestling they’re like they hit him with negatives right away I can enforce the guy to get a negative just by pushing him forward that’s like huge no I think that I think that’s a that’s actually really big I
Think it’s a big I’m a genius I’m a genius I like that I think um huge part for combat Jiu-Jitsu this is going to go against uh a lot of people’s opinions I think for combat Jiu-Jitsu it should be closed fist I’m serious you’re on the ground I’m on the
Ground yeah so people say like well then why not just make it MMA because it’s like if you do it MMA you still have to learn striking like on the feet uh with combat Jiu-Jitsu you do it on the ground but you have close fist the only reason
Is a palm strike as well as a fist can do the the same amount of damage but now when you I think you you’ll cut a guy up with your fist you can cut a you can cut a guy up with your fist um but you can
Also I cut a guy with my palm like so it’s like it can it’s so much it’s so much worse for your wrist I think that’s the thing my wrist my wrist but I feel like you’ll also just break your hand if you go that with that amount of Force
Dude I my wrists are still hurt from combat Jiu-Jitsu in January I’m not lying you are fragile man dude well I’m beating the [ __ ] out of these [ __ ] he was head your hand you weren’t doing anything like no I was dude the first guy I was trying to rip his arms off I
Couldn’t [ __ ] cut let’s not talk about you yeah Jesus I was beating the [ __ ] out of these guys and wrist locking myself every time I hit him every time I hit him [ __ ] wrist locking Myself by accident imagine he’s trying to like catch yeah he was just he was just
Catching it trying to wrist lock me actually he was timing it he’s timing the can you hit him with your feet no you mean you mean kick can you punch with the SS of your feet yeah I mean if you can apply pressure with some heels that’d be that’d be sick
If he like pulls guard you stomp a face that would be insane but that’s not combat that’s not Jiu-Jitsu that’s like [ __ ] man somebody pulls guard then you can start striking I think I think I think punches with with 4 oz gloves I think that’s fine so
No gloves gloves you the all right you don’t add gloves it’s going to be very very bad it’s too close to MMA then it’s too you’re wearing gloves and you’re only allowed to wrestle standing as soon as we’re down we’re hitting it’s like yeah yeah cuz then you don’t have to learn
The whole martial art of of striking it ends up two guys grappling with gloves is very different though I think you’re going to see a lot of just standing they’re not going to be able to take each other down and [ __ ] they’re going to be there’s a get down rule for a minute
Imagine imagine you roll pass right there’s close hand close fish strikes so match starts and both guys just pull to both to two knees and they’re they’re boxing from the knees that’s that would technically be legal that would and we we can still do it with slaps the person
That you can do that now but the person the first guy to decide to get up also is going shoot a double I well no if okay we’re both on our knees if I just stand up I could still hit you and you’re just on your knees so you got get
That heisting game but both just going to stand up like okay okay I don’t know um what’s the most unusual place you ever rolled or trained Jiu-Jitsu oh well we did next to spicy boys we like spicy boys that was cool wow yeah was I was there for that that was very
Packed I was like I’m not going that was sick that was such a fun day you missed out that was awesome that was that when you took that spicy Wing or whatever I convinced Steven to get a tattoo spicy voice tattoo yep he gets like discount in chicken
Yeah I know they took away this guy this guy Stephen panilla he vage right he uh he got spicy Boy logo tattooed on his body right on his leg and he’s supposed to be he’s supposed to get a discount off of spicy boys for life about like a
Couple months after the tattoo they’re just like yeah we’re not going to honor anymore and he has a [ __ ] tattoo you need a contract or something I mean for one how many people have tattoos that they’re like all right we have to stop giv like apparently a lot of people got
The tattoo that’s what so there’s a few things and again I I do think they should but in their defense he was trying to go there and he would buy like 10 sandwiches for a bunch of other people oh my God he was trying to just like spread the discount was
Sandwi was buying it and selling it at full price huge discount like yeah yeah he opens up a new Tru he’s out with a bag full of full of spicy people yeah spicy girls right next door yeah exactly yeah um no so then they like they go back they’re like you you can’t
Do this so we’re going to limit you to like a couple a day or something and then he would go every day so they’re like look we got to stop this and uh okay that’s warranted then I didn’t know that I thought they just screwed him I
Still think they should honor it like they should had some fine print T bro the thing is all you know Friday the 13th apparently Friday the 13th is a huge day to get tattooed at All Saints actually this is across all tattoo shops there I don’t know why but you get like
Flash sheets and there are lines that that people wait in for like 3 to 4 hours like they camp out there they have [ __ ] coolers to get their [ __ ] tattoo is it a specific tattoo uh no so like each each artist just has like these they have a flash sheet or
Whatever and then like you go in and it’s like a $10 or $20 tattoo oh what discount it’s discounted but people are waiting for [ __ ] 4 hours whatever for it and it’s like there’s a lot of people that just will get stupid tattoos so
It’s like it’s not I I can see how a lot coming up or something is that why you’re or is that just something no it’s just something that I know I mean I think it was a month or two ago before you like horror movies I love horror
Movies actually the thing is the new horror movies they don’t they’re not that scary anymore I feel like or maybe I’m just [ __ ] old there’s some that are good there’s some directors that are really good they always I I prefer the movies now so before I used to like
Movies that were like about demons cuz I thought that [ __ ] would scare the crap like as a kid cuz it’s like you can’t [ __ ] kill a demon like there’s it’s really scary but now as I get older I like like spe for yourself yeah they’re dead they’re losing they’re already dead
They’re uh but um I feel like now the only thing that really scares me are like the pop outs like that’s when I’ll get genuinely like holy [ __ ] so it’s like it’s not that but it’s only it’s good movies get you in that frame of mind where you’re ready to be scared by
A popup like you can’t just you know random scene and popup you’re just like oh what the [ __ ] was that but if they like get you suspense like edge of your seat and then boom they hit you that’s that’s good that’s what’s a good what’s a good scary movie that that you guys
Have watchit really good one you guys I haven’t seen that in a while I’ve seen the clips that it looks really good I haven’t seen in a while it get out get out I didn’t think that was that scary though [ __ ] I think it hey have you guys ever seen uh one wrong
Turn [ __ ] oh cuz a never mind have you ever seen one wrong was it last as uh Wrong Turn Wrong Turn yeah one wrong turn there’s like one through three wrong turns so the no no there’s well if they took three there’s not one wrong turn there was actually M if they take
Three of the same wrong turns they would have ended up it’s a circle that’s a right that’s not that’s a triangle technically but may we’re talking about roads that’s going to be going back the right way technically anyway sorry so the I think the premise is like uh one
Of them is like that’s one right turn then three wrong three wrong turns the right make a right make a right turn yeah so the premise of yeah so the premise the premise is pretty much um it’s like a group of prisoners get are like getting transported their bus
Breaks down they get out the bus and they’re like they try to escape where do we go exactly they took a wrong turn exactly they’re they’re trying to escape and they’re walking through the woods and there’s these like these hillbillies that are that end up hunting and eating
These people but the hillbillies are like Hills Have Eyes no simar that’s a good that’s also scary but the hillbillies are they’re like inbred so they’re they fa weird stuff yeah and they they got a little snar little snar to them you know but yeah interesting
Movie that’s that’s a good I would watch that The Hills Have Eyes I haven’t seen that in a while but that [ __ ] was [ __ ] nuts when I was younger yeah yeah that’s a good one radiation [ __ ] them up oh was the radiation I don’t know I thought it was like inbreds also
Probably I think I think there were inbr like hate with you ever see the real inbreds the real family in yeah the blue people yeah they’re blue are they actually they’re from near where I went to college in Virginia [ __ ] disgusting they’re like all Fu up they
There’s like [ __ ] in the corner of their house oh man one it’s a vice thing on YouTube is there one that just barks I forget maybe there’s one that just no I’m getting Avatar go on YouTube go on YouTube go on YouTube Type in Vice inbred people VI i c inbred
People they’re called the Whitakers the Whitakers yes oh the Whitakers like they called the gym Whitakers I mean they just Whitakers just Whitakers yeah the the fugates of Kentucky Bazi serious do you have YouTube no it’s the Whitakers you know there’s it no no there it is it’s real life Avatar blue
People existed thanks to years of in breeding thanks to bro look at these [ __ ] success look at this [ __ ] yeah wow I mean that’s more than just blue that’s a lot there’s a lot going they’re just they’re like looking but um and they just have sex with each
Other and keep [ __ ] you know this is black and white you know this so in Jersey wait wait wait wait did you know that what do you think you think I thought it was in color yeah I’m not that color blind you idiot how do we know huh Define that
Color blind what by the way that was in color I got so basically I see colors but like red and green or shades of red and green can be flipped like this looks green to me you could do a flip like wow I can flip it in my mind but you know
What color is this oh see that I think is red but that could for some reason also be like uh it looks red or purple maybe or or brown oh that what is that it could be red brown or purple this is red it’s like a maroon
Bread like red and brown bread yeah bread it’s bread it’s in bread yeah yeah I don’t know how what’s another question um [ __ ] you that’s the statement that’s a question [ __ ] you [ __ ] me [ __ ] you [ __ ] me you stop playing video games yeah it’s too addicting man it’s
Too addicting I go through like little phases but man I just don’t have enough time in the day it’s like I have [ __ ] to do for for the gym and then occasionally some stuff to do for the podcast but me like the gym then Instagram and stuff
And then I have to train Muay Thai Jiu-Jitsu and then it’s like got a lot going on it’s it’s too much I don’t know it’s it’s too unproductive I feel like you ever play an instrument no go no no no actually listen that’s good you play the
Tuba correct I played the tuba in Middle School you have rhythm bro I have rhythm swag all that bro get get a tuba start Pick It come on it’s very loud so you have a house there’s only a couple notes I mean it’s heavy too it’s a workout I
Mean I might as well no it’s it’s heavy for you you [ __ ] B you [ __ ] up you are mortal we see your Human Side Oh here here um if you could not heav any other questions he’s going to walk away from from this body be like I shouldn’t
Have said it was Heavy stupid stupid not heavy go bicep Curly it’s not [ __ ] heavy at all how much two two tubas tuas make it a forba a forba w that was [ __ ] all right uh [ __ ] I lost it well oh here okay if you
Can go back and if you can go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice what would it be give up start counting start Jiu-Jitsu earlier yeah 100% ah yes yes start wrestling I for me do wrest just start wrestling you’re going to need it yeah I probably
Wouldn’t listen to myself I’d be like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I think I would study more marketing like strategies to build strategies to build like an e-commerce business and things like that cuz I think I see value in that yep another one another good good one would be start making YouTube videos just
Start like no matter how shitty it is like [ __ ] Vlog day it would have been imagine if you let him finish a sentence sorry yeah what are you me huh that’s how it feels Am I who am I go on sorry no that’s it really okay but imagine henzo Gracie
Times henzo Gracie times if we just recorded that [ __ ] I know it was prime time we would travel [ __ ] an hour and a half to go train then there’ll be like GSP Chris Weidman Jake Shields all these [ __ ] aljo like all these it was it was
Crazy if it was just edited properly it could be made to be a very interesting life but it actually was quite mundane was it yeah we just go in dude yeah it’s not it’s not like a rockstar lifestyle but like it can be edited to be really
Cool and that’s what people want cool what are you talking about see my my thoughts it was actually a rockar like it was [ __ ] sick you’re like think about honestly rock stars travel do Rockstar [ __ ] we were traveling competing teaching Jiu-Jitsu coming back living with the same team then we go
Train with other other people that trying to beat us and whatnot it was intense dude it it was the mecca we had so many pro pro like MMA fighters coming to it was cool I’m sorry I’m sorry it was cool my life was cool okay really
Don’t want bro we would go to [ __ ] Jersey and train we go to [ __ ] get food after and then we’d go get coffee and then we go back to training cool stuff that’s life exactly how many people can actually do that cooler if we were like millionaires bajillionaires
But honestly it is cool it is cool you look at TV shows like uh take it back now it’s not cool it’s [ __ ] lame you look at like reality shows on like MTV and stuff it’s just those people doing normal [ __ ] that’s what we do we do you
Know ship but it’s like more entertaining it’s also out it’s not that normal this is not the lifestyle we live is not normal no it’s not normal what I’m saying is what I’m saying is it’s a routine it’s the same thing every day and it’s
Like if you look at it a on a the grand scheme like big picture you zoom out it’s like train eat train Sleep Train blah blah blah and commute commute commute but like there are little Sparks of things that happen and if you edit it together you chop it up over the day
Over the week you can make really cool Vlogs you make really cool content so my advice to my self would be even though in in my opinion it was like it was cool but it wasn’t like I’m flying on helicopters and Yachts and like a rockstar is way cooler come on there’s
More they got more money they got more money they got more people they got more eyes more this more that it’s crazy their own every day is different for rockar [ __ ] doing crazy [ __ ] the thing is even rockstars will say that their [ __ ] lifestyle is not that crazy cuz
They’re traveling on a bus [ __ ] driving 10 hours wrong that is they’re doing drugs [ __ ] like no they’re doing the drugs that make them go the opposite that’s at night maybe maybe I don’t know anyway I would tell myself to Vlog what I’m doing and get better at wrestling and learn about
E-commerce and I knowing myself I’d probably ignore all those things and just [ __ ] do whatever I was doing so it’s useless anyway what’s your advice to yourself man you may be should you should listen to your future self right now do you think your future will tell you listen
Sh Fu you you’re a [ __ ] quit now you [ __ ] no I don’t know I don’t know I mean don’t mountain bike I would tell the same thing to myself man maybe I should have gotten a uh a dirt bike instead or something that sounds like seems like a bad idea that
Sounds like a good idea we’re is that sarcastic yes okay good we’re we know what we’re doing on dirt bikes are you more confident on a dirt bike than a regular bicycle I have significantly more time on dirt bikes wow but if you crash on a dirt bike I mean you’re how
Big are the drums you’re oh I wasn’t really doing jumps like that okay you’re just ripping it like ripping through the [ __ ] in style yeah it’s a lot more fun um just be you can be on the ground and have still have a lot of fun um so
You wouldn’t do jumps on dirt bike yeah no probably not okay so yeah for sure cuz on a bike you’re like [ __ ] it’s not dangerous I could do jumps and lo and behold it’s still dangerous like I have like scars all over my hands from [ __ ] hitting trees major injes
Nothing crazy no no I I think the their bike is safer for us also because because we have more experience right um in addition like you said you can go faster have more fun on the ground without leaving the ground you need less like d dangerous risk to enjoy it the
Risk is probably when you’re in the air right that’s when like the real danger there’s definitely Yeah the more the most risk is in the air um but bro when you’re flying it is you a bird you a bird bird he’s a foot in the air he’s
Like he’s in the air he’s like I’m a majestic butterfly dude it’s like [ __ ] 6 in off the ground dude see that [ __ ] you see that soaring through the he there was there was a track uh like 30 40 minutes away from our house back in Jersey and this was like a Prof
Prof a professional track a professional track and uh some of the guys would like how high were they going no lie guys are guys are going like 30 30 foot in the air whipping it coming back down these guys were like flying in you guys ever
Uh snowboard I went once yeah dude I I used to snowboard like pretty much every day and then um there was like a what’ you say I grew up doing that as well yeah yeah and like we would hit [ __ ] jumps and like there’s uh like 20 20
Footer like 30-footer and then uh every now and then they’d make like a 40ft like a uh jum jump or a halfpipe ever uh there was a halfpipe uh two or quarter pipe at one of them I never I never did a half pipe but like there was a quarter
I just go down the middle I just I’m I’m soaring but dude I I did uh The 40-footer Once and um I kind of pussied out like before like CU you got to get some speed right right um so uh what what go so you got to get some
Speed and I kind of I kind of pussied out like right at the bottom always I got a little bit scared so I slowed it down a little bit and then I hit the jump and then I’m in the air so it’s like there’s like the jump and then it
It goes down here but it’s flat for 40t so you try to clear it and I [ __ ] you have to get on the spot I get in the air and then I uh I didn’t get enough [ __ ] momentum cuz I pussied out I hit
The [ __ ] I hit the uh the flat part I like my knees like basically hit hit me in the face you elevator dude it’s [ __ ] nuts it sucks I’d always do that on every jump ski snowboard like I’d be like I’m gonna do it I’m going to do it
No no too fast too fast and then you just go like right over the top your like I I was in the air I slam down my knees [ __ ] come up and then I like spring forward essentially when I was when I was learning how to jump like a
Motocross bike on a motocross track um there is a a sense of like full commitment that you have to have when you’re doing it because like got send it so exactly so I do a few runup tries before my first like time actually jumping a dirt bike and I’ll like just
Coast off the lip land and let me start off with this actually so I could I would jump um tabletops which is you know tabletop you have the top where you can land it’s not a gap oh it’s like a little thing like that exactly that’s
There’s not like a dip in the middle if you hit that you’re [ __ ] exactly so so I would do those constantly uh but then when I stepped up and I was like all right I’m going to start hitting a double which is a gap just Gap there
Like two ramps like that yeah exactly one one where you take off one where you land so I remember like the first time I actually hit a double and jump with a gap I was I was coasting on the bike I’m I’m like oh body’s in position I’m
Keeping regular speed and you know there’s a point where where you either back out or you like fully like the last chance to bail exactly and in my mind and the words I said I was like [ __ ] it I’m going to you know and just and just
Send it and that was only that was only was two little bricks of dirt you’re like [ __ ] send it you’re Like sorry it’s all right straight heroin when you’re jumping I’m sure it’s [ __ ] Bliss I’ll never I don’t think I’ll ever do that I think it’s too late I don’t know about what about dirt biking but when you’re snowboarding I’ll kill myself if I do that [ __ ] bro it’s
Too late um I don’t know about uh dirt biking but when you’re snowboarding and like you send it and you’re able to go down it’s like the most graceful when you hit the when when you hit the like uh like that slope down it’s like Just
So Graceful it goes from like an like an effort field ride and then once you hit a certain point of technique you’re just flow so flowy you’re hitting you’re Landing you’re just coasting yeah that sounds Majestic it is very Majestic dude I would I make me want to do it one of
My favorite things to do as well end up like a full body cast next Motocross is way more dangerous than fing one of my favorite things as well is jumping things like uh jet skis cuz if you [ __ ] up you just fall in the water never jump jet skis you jet like
Ramps and [ __ ] off the we you hit a especially in in uh North Jersey we have the Atlantic Ocean right there it’s it’s a lot of lot of right there yeah it is saying it’s close close by right it’s right there right there so there’s a spot in South Jersey bringing right there
It say something wrong no go no anyway uh yeah would hit we go to like the sandb bars where the where the waves are and just get after and then and that’s like a safer way to get up in the air but if you don’t land it’s quite risky
Yeah yeah that’s probably actually the most it has to be like the safest to to jump jet skis hard when they get high enough yeah feel like if you land on a wave like flat like that you’ll probably you get [ __ ] yeah but would you rather
Land on a [ __ ] no I’d rather that I’d rather that than Earth the Earth’s crust a belly flop until a pool done one you guys ever go like Cliff chop cliff jumping yes yeah but not like real Cliffs like little jumping like a pool you know you didn’t go cliff jumping
Puerto Rico bro I did like a 50-footer in Puerto Rico and it was terrifying bro yep oh my God it’s horrible so so I don’t like that feeling falling to your death and then hitting water so we we uh we get to this [ __ ] cliff jump and
It’s actually supposed to be like you know uh it’s around like 15 to 20t is the cliff so that’s [ __ ] high High still so like so we have to climb behind this thing and what’s kind of scary first is that uh the rocks are all wet
Cuz other guys are jumping off of it and you have to jump further like you have to jump out because you could see there’s big rocks right straight down so you have to jump over the rocks and if you bail last minute there you just kind
Of break your leg and [ __ ] and the thing is also um uh it’s uh the water’s not clear it’s like it’s like there’s algae in it’s like fresh water so there’s a rock you don’t really know but like you know everyone jumps in the middle and
Like this is a safe place you’re like all right [ __ ] it so you jump jump jump whatever jumping for like maybe an hour or so and then um I look up or no everybody starts like [ __ ] screaming they’re like oh [ __ ] whatever pointing pointing and I look up and then there’s
This there’s Puerto Rican dude just uh just standing like this right at this [ __ ] 50 foot jump and I’m like what the [ __ ] is he doing he’s about to do the most majestic graceful bro he jumps Swan Dives and we’re all like he jumps he [ __ ] Dives he comes up like maybe
[ __ ] a 10 seconds later cuz he goes so deep and then [ __ ] has to swim up and um he’s probably done that so many times so yeah it it was it was so nuts and then we’re about to leave and actually yanis was there it was me and
Yannis and then I was like I I really feel like I I want to do that like I don’t want to you can’t you don’t know how to do it I was like I want I want [ __ ] do that like I can’t how can I do he’s like he’s like bro like
Like I’ll [ __ ] do it if you do it and I was like I was like I don’t know bro you don’t that takes so much practice it was crazy Swan Dive perfectly like I didn’t Swan Dive but so I was like I asked the guy I was like hey man can you
Cuz you have to climb behind this [ __ ] Mountain thing this big ass Rock and I was like can you show me how to get up there so so then he start we start going around this [ __ ] thing then there’s we have to climb a little bit like clim like Mountain climb
Essentially and then there’s a point where you have to jump right you have to jump and anchor yourself up and then you throw a leg over and then you you uh um you climb on top of this exactly onto this ledge and then you walk up you know
Another [ __ ] maybe 10 15 feet up and uh when you get over there I was there at the entire time I’d be like you can still not do this you do this well the thing is once you get once you do that jump part and you look back you’re like
Oh dude I can’t actually really go down like you’ll [ __ ] end up slipping and falling going down you have to jump in the water yeah so then I start going up and then bro I’m I’m standing at the edge of this thing and I’m like you have
To tell me where to jump cuz you see the rocks it looks it looks way smaller when you’re up there like where you can actually jump I’m like bro where do I go so he’s like I’ll show you jump right where I’m at so he goes he does the
[ __ ] Swan Dive again and I’m up there and I’m I’m shaking now I’m like [ __ ] dude am I really g i I can really hurt myself I like this is it was honestly very terrifying and then um like I I eventually just say [ __ ] it and I jump
Dive or just jump Fe jump feet first and I go like this and I’m like if something hits my feet bro like I’m just dead man you’re so high up I [ __ ] just even if your foot like bumps off a rock in the water you’ll just like fracture your
[ __ ] hurt so bad and I really thought I was going to die you were fine I was fine I swam up I was like and I was like holy sh adrenaline it was [ __ ] nuts it was nuts and then yanis so then we’re about to leave and yanan’s like I don’t
Think I can do it so we’re like all right so we’re about to leave push it out then we get there he’s like like man should I do it I’m like bro it’s it was the [ __ ] craziest thing that I’ve ever done and then he’s like he’s like
[ __ ] okay okay I’ll do it so then he turns back around we go back and then uh he jumps it too and then what’s crazy with him so yanise is uh super like monotone right like he doesn’t really like get too excited or whatever and he’s like he’s like he jumps and he
Comes over he’s like man that was the I felt so [ __ ] crazy I’m so [ __ ] like high right now like this is [ __ ] nuts but he’s like the same monotone yeah he’s like I’ve never felt so alive I’m like really really bro dude I went to this uh this Quarry in like Montreal
And this like uh Native Reserve and there were like like levels like you know a quarry works there’s like a level for and each level is like where they I don’t know how a quaries work I just so it’s like a thing like this like a reverse Mayan pyramid into the Earth
Right so trucks can like drive on whatever fill up with water abandoned so it was like oh okay okay a site for for uh cliff diving and [ __ ] like they used to dig rocks in there yeah they excavated I don’t know a mineral and then they just left it and rain water
Filled it up and so yeah uh my friends from uh high school they’re like native on the kanag reserve or something they’re so hardcore man they’re just like a tough [ __ ] people they’re Native Americans native Canadians Canadians but uh like Canadian Indians is that what you guys call them what do
You guys call Indian Canadians no not the native people the natives we call them na Native American Native Canadian yeah but but we say like oh yeah you’re right you’re right yeah no we say we say sometimes American Indians so maybe Canadian Indians no just natives they natives but he’s like they’re full
Native like [ __ ] maybe have long hair now some of them do yeah yeah yeah they have like crazy Ponting Tales they have like powow where this that’s what it’s called powow it’s called the powwow that’s where it comes from it comes from the natives I guess is that a wow like
Like in America sometimes you be like oh yeah having a little powwow that’s where that they do fire and one guy dances and you you all it’s like a cookout wow you never heard of a powwow no now you have yeah it’s cuz you [ __ ] don’t hang out with
Friends it’s okay friends areay inside overrated it’s overrated so anyway this guy’s [ __ ] we’re jumping like I don’t know feet like meters okay how many meters like TW like 10 10 m then 20 there’s one like a 50 m [ __ ] thing yeah that’s like 100t Lal Cliff face
Yeah what and uh I’m like this that’s [ __ ] nuts this is no like you didn’t do it you could do it no [ __ ] hell no I take one look and I’m like oh I’m just going to die like it’s like I don’t want to I don’t want to kill myself gu
Guaranteed death yeah and uh they’re like yeah our buddy did this the other week and he broke both his legs I’m like why do you guys do this it’s fun it’s pretty cool and uh I’m like well that’s how that’s how they sound that’s how yeah how we sound hey that it’s pretty
Cool and uh anyway so that was I did like a few maybe it was like around 30 feet maybe one was still dude it’s still exhilarating terrifying any any jump it’s still exhilarating you said earlier like you’re falling for 3 seconds that’s a long [ __ ] time to fall like one two
Three of full speed fast dude and you accelerate so fast yes it’s like yeah oh man I did one uh in the remember the cenotes we went to in in Mexico yeah yeah yeah we went to one where we could jump in and there’s like a rope off a
You have to like climb up a tree no you have to climb well like up Rock and then up a tree that’s like overhanging the thing and you have to like monkey crawl to the end and then you either swing off the Rope or you just let go did you guys
Do the sorry go on no that’s it go what did you guys do the the Rope sing at Zilker ever on that bridge you guys ever jump off the bridge I was concerned about the rope swing being able to carry my did you jump off the bridge ever no
But I’ve seen it I’ve walked on the bridge I’ve seen you won’t jump off of it it’s not that high it’s what 25 foot it doesn’t seem that high yeah I don’t know that high I don’t know but people do it I don’t think the water’s that
Deep though you hit the bottom you can hit the bottom yeah I’m heavy [ __ ] that yeah yeah you’re just [ __ ] you get into like a cannonball position I’m twice the size of these little ticktockers that are jumping off that little what what they ticktockers ticktockers I heard got something about
Tick divers or something you got something against them no no you just you can disperse the body weight though you don’t have to go as deep hit the water and go yeah yeah that’s what you do I actually hit I I jumped like a like a 30 foot Bridge before into water and
Uh when I did I went pencil dive and as soon as as soon as I hit the water I pull my arms out and it hurt my shoulder a big time yeah whip your arms up you got like do it at the right time just stay like compact yeah then go deeper
Yeah yeah it is scary you ever do it no jumping is there another question there or we um there was but do you guys ever go skydiving yes how was that it’s was fun you did it yeah you did attach to somebody tand them I had to yeah yeah
They how was that we we like like front the back 69ing you pay extra yeah I asked for I got it like upside down good to go we got to clip that can we clip that that’s G oh my God imagine you open up like a Skydive business it’s like special
You you have to be in the 69 position you’re like do you guys sit on the plane in the 69 position take we just [Laughter] like all right no so the experience it was that’s actually a pretty fun story pretty pleasant too yeah it’s actually quite nice relaxing never felt such a
Infection all right so it was we drove from Montreal to Vermont which was like there all in the air no we’re driving from Montreal to Vermont cuz the Skydive place was in Vermont right it’s like right over the border and uh we thought it would be a good idea to do it high
Because you’re like high smoking weed no Edibles so yeah let me hold on so I I I thought you were saying it’s a good idea to skydive high sk that’s of jump when you’re low sucks so that’s why we thought like he’s like two stories up yeah I just hit
The ground and the shoot ow [ __ ] this sucks why did we do this it’s all considered the sky you know so yeah we’re in the sky right now it’s the atmosphere so go on goe so we [ __ ] we drive and we’re approaching the border
And then we’re like I I think I was like 17 18 and we’re like [ __ ] they’re going to search us we have to eat the brownies now and uh we’re all like yeah this we’re on board immediately this a great idea cuz if we eat it they can’t find it
So we all [ __ ] eat the brownies and first of all like way too much like a full brownie Jesus Christ took me so long to learn the lesson that like one unit of edible is never the right amount it’s not the same of oh well it depends I don’t whatever we got
[ __ ] way too high we make it over the border and uh we approach we finally drive up to the the spot and we’re all like [ __ ] cooked like just destroyed and we get out of the car and we’re like where do we go where’s the office we’re like [ __ ] stumbling
Around finally someone like waves us over we go through this whole course you know they say like this is how you wear the suit you get an upside down and this is how you wear the suit blah blah blah and we’re just like in Another Universe finally it guesss to the time where
We’re going to go up in the plane and we start to like sober up we figure it out and uh then it was it was pretty normal is super cool you get strapped to a guy who’s like big spooning you you get in line you go into the airplane and then
You [ __ ] thing takes off and you go up and then it doesn’t really hit you that you’re about to jump out of this plane until the door of the plane opens up and like oh [ __ ] this is real yeah it’s like oh we’re going to [ __ ] jump
Out it’s so immediately loud so [ __ ] loud you wearing these like Goggles do you wear do you wear earplugs or no or like headphon like there’s nothing um nothing like it’s just goggles like air goggles and like a a jumpsuit like a jean jumpsuit okay okay and it’s so
[ __ ] loud this guy’s right here and I’m like looking at him and he’s screaming and I just hear like I’m like okay okay he’s like pointing there he’s like you there and I’m like oh [ __ ] okay it’s my turn you climb out onto the rafter of the plane
It was like you know [ __ ] Wing what’s a rafter I I don’t know if that’s the right word for it but the the pipes that hold up the wing you know like the is there double it’s like Double Wing like no no not Double Wing it’s just like
Normal wing and then like two pipes that go out and you climb out onto those pipes and you like hold on to the little things oh okay okay okay okay then you just [ __ ] let go oh my God against all of your instincts dude the SC really
The scariest God is looking down like yo you better hold you better let go get back in that plane and land you [ __ ] millions of years of evolution are just like do not let go of this the the scariest part actually was yeah when you climb out onto the plane and they’re all
Like just don’t look down and you won’t be scared I’m like okay just like bro it’s you just see the soing this it’s so like everything is so far and so small I’m like oh [ __ ] imagine you thought was like a simulation or something and you’re like you’re like I
Can’t oh my God [ __ ] hell and then I’m like gripping for dear life like he’s like hitting my hand he’s like we have to the longer he’s like not holding on and you’re like yeah he was like he was like 1 2 three go and I felt him I’m
Like wait I’m not ready I’m not ready in my head I’m like no wait let me accept this for a sec we accept death real quick like this [ __ ] E’s like the like it [ __ ] up the plane cuz as soon as we go out there’s you create
So much drag with your bodies that the plane starts to do this oh my God so like wow they’re I remember the pilot was like looking back and like your fault okay and then so you you let go and you do like [ __ ] 85 back
Flips the Earth is FPS yeah yeah you you they tell you to from what I remembered being high as a goddamn kite in that [ __ ] like tutorial of how to skydive and not die you tuck into a ball with your big spoon guy on the back like
Holding on to you like your in love and you just [ __ ] tumble like this for I don’t know felt like a hundred times and you just see the Earth go like that like just the Horizon going like in front of your field of vision and then you open up and you like freef
Fall for maybe 8 seconds at most just any longer than that you [ __ ] hit the ground or something anyway then you like take it and you have to punch the shoot you don’t like you do it they allow you to do it if you can but like I I was
Just like ah where is it it was like blowing around I’m like I don’t just [ __ ] wait for it he’s like hey yo we’re getting close yeah there’s like a meter thing on your wrist and they say look at the meter and hit it when it goes to this thing it’s like flipping
Around my wrist I’m like I don’t know what’s going bro he’s looking at the wrong wrist he’s like he’s like no if if they allow you to skydive without someone everyone would die I really think like there’s you need you need x amount I forget how many hours or or Dives hundred something
Like over over 100 anyway the guy pulls the shoot it’s like it punches you in the chest you go it feels like you go flying back but you really just slow down fast and uh yeah then it was just once you hit the shoot then it’s like a
Leisurely descent you can a guy on behind you yeah he’s like pull this side and see what happens so you you pull one string and like it releases like a little flap that lets air release out of maybe that one I guess so you like no it
Release Air out of that one so you dip that side so you could like you could steer the parachute and you could spin around really fast but it was the whole thing sounds dangerous it’s so yeah dude it’s [ __ ] dangerous that’s crazy man I would I would do it again I would do
It once I wonder if it’s I’ve seen enough like where they cuz sometimes they spin around I’ve seen some just on my Instagram where they they spin and then they a wind a gust of winds come and hits them twist up the parachute or if you fall into the parachute you you
Free fall and you’re in a bag of ropes dude yeah [ __ ] that that’s what I’m saying it could like I’m not going to I don’t need it that badly to [ __ ] I’m good what were you going to say or I saw something uh this lady was parachuting
Uh parachute didn’t pull she hit the ground on something she just hit she hit the ground on some something poisonous I think and uh wait wait she died no she did not die she did not die or like something was wrong with the parach Sho
And she [ __ ] up uh uh she hit the ground and she hit something poisonous uh and it like made some chemical like defensive chemical in her body and it like kept her alive alive for a little bit longer so she [ __ ] survived a like an adrenaline thing something I
Don’t [ __ ] know what like a trampoline maybe you guys remember what Jacob said about uh he almost died skydiving Jacob Jacob uh uh [ __ ] um Mar Jacob big Jacob no I don’t remember the story so he was telling us a story so like they would just like uh one of
Our buddies is like uh in the Marines like uh Force Recon or special ops whatever and he would what he’s up to now he’s in New York I think he’s uh training a little bit at henzo I think but um he uh he was jumping from this
Plane because like they always have to do like jumps or whatever and uh he had like this 500lb like like Barrel or something attached to him when they were doing this jump so you throw the you throw the barrel or whatever and then he says it goes you and then you fall and
You open up your parachute whatever um some for some reason there was there there’s something called Like a Phoenix phenomenon where like where the barrel you and the parach phix phenomenon yeah yeah it’s when you it’s just all spiraling down towards the [ __ ] Earth essentially so you’re saying you are you
And the you and the parachute are parallel like horizontal horal relative to the Earth horizontal spinning and exact cuz it’s like yeah yeah cuz Barrel’s pulling you but now like something happened with the wind and now you’re [ __ ] just circling when I would pull on one side if you pull too
Hard for too long you start spinning and it starts like you feel like centrifugal force like you start [ __ ] I was like whoa that’s like it’s really feels heavy suddenly so I don’t know I’ve never jumped but he was saying so when that happened right so he was technically
Inside of the like um it’s like the tur like when you open up your parachute you’re supposed it’s like fatal there or whatever oh like whatever that is like if you own up like too high or something too low like so so he’s [ __ ] so he uh uh he he’s spinning
Right he has to cut off this [ __ ] satch or the sa whatever the the barrel go flare through it no but anyway it goes It goes [ __ ] flying whatever he’s trying to get his his uh his uh uh parachute to straighten back up it doesn’t it doesn’t work so he has to cut
That he opens up like the second parachute but it’s inside of that that like terminal [ __ ] space whereever [ __ ] die apparently still survived it right and then he’s like sitting in this [ __ ] field just sitting and he’s like waiting for the guys to get him and he’s
Just like I almost [ __ ] died and then they have to go get the uh get the barrel that like landed up on the highway or something and then they have to go back to training wow and it’s just like crazy does he know why that happened um not sure I didn’t ask I
Don’t know it’s like yeah some [ __ ] that could happen with the wind and [ __ ] how it’s I wonder if parachuting uh was developed specifically for military cuz like why why what other reason is there to jump out of a plane I mean really it was probably invented
After planes were invented right yeah I know but like you military starts using actually I mean there’s there’s base jumping like my my idea would be was that before yeah yeah but I’m saying my idea would be um you know their military gets planes they start using them
Implementing them in war and then they’re like oh this is a great way to drop off troops yeah we need to practice this yeah I wonder if they uh just idea came from from wow what parachutes were invented 4,000 years ago I mean it’s it’s a lot simpler of an invention than
The airplane the airplane that they use it out of right how about this look up the who who started who was the first person to jump out of a plane John a parachute it’s his name could be could be what is it storm oh it is windy today
Yeah sounds 1912 Captain Albert Barry made the first parachute jump from an airplane okay so airplane oh he was a military guy Captain yeah that’s 1912 yeah oh so what damn I’m never wrong what time what do you mean that’s not it’s right o’ huh I said I said it was
Invention for the military you said parachutes were I’m saying yeah Chinese invented it 4,000 years ago no no I’m saying parachute jumping out of planes parachute from a plane you didn’t say that you said you said parachutes were invented probably for the military you have to listen to what I was talking
About the the story was about I was like I wonder once this military start using planes if they the military specifically decided to start jumping out of planes cuz yeah people were parachuting off of what paragliding maybe then parachuting parag it was intended it was intended as
An escape device to allow people to jump from burning buildings isn’t paragliding the [ __ ] squirrel suit suit thing paragliding oh no paragliding is different but the squirrel suit pretty cool yeah the little the little like human powered airplane you just run off a cliff and yeah you know who does that
You remember erson from Coosa yeah he does that yeah he does that super into it he almost died too I mean yeah these are all things You’ like common I would think so basically so I was like you know actually um so uh you can ride the
Um with the with paragliding you can ride the like the air the heat waves or whatever so it’s like like when you you jump off this cliff whatever you’re you’re flying whatever you can glide over like this part where where uh the hot air starts to rise it
Start yeah yeah then you you can keep gliding so you can continuously you ever see birds of prey like circle like that apparently they’re oh that’s what they’re doing I think yeah they like cuz heat rises in a spiral right so I’ve seen like I don’t know if that’s why
They Circle but I think they they just ride the heat columns wow wow that’s actually pretty cool I would love so because the because it’s hotter uh the air is moving the air rises the air RIS Rises but it’s also moving more so you can catch more air as opposed if it’s
Cold then you probably it’s probably harder to catch air because it’s moving slow well it is technically moving I wonder if the molecules like shrink too like just there’s more space between them because there’s more movement so it expands and then it’s lighter than the other air that sinks under it so it
That’s why it rises yeah it takes up more volume I guess guys if you know anybody that we should have like anybody smart that we could learn something from that we should have on the podcast yeah so anybody that we should have on the podcast um preferably lives like in
Austin area hit our DM supplement podcast inam tag us tag them yeah t tag us tag them to be like hey you should hop on the podcast whatever because we would like I mean like we’re we’re interested like I would love to learn more about health more about history
More about history we should get a [ __ ] historian yeah like like an ancient just like an old person yes yes are there any if you guys know of any historians online have social media hit us up yeah we it would be great if we actually learned things what if we
Got oh that would be he’s not going he’s so famous though gr Han bro I’m So Into like those videos right now I don’t know I’m going through like a little phase um should we go to like UT and and get like some dude we should we should let’s
Let’s just go there and ask students who’s smart sure we could just go who is your leader go go on Google and be like take me to your leader you could be like go go Google go go Google yeah we could go on Google and uh figure out UT UT uh
Historian head of head of History something like that the leader of History who shoot him a message would be good yeah I agree leader of History guys guys so listen to some of this [ __ ] man so like pyramids like we were talking about how the pyramids built and [ __ ]
Like that it it’s it’s insane what [ __ ] Graham now granted some of the Graham Hancock’s things I think are a bit too bit out there bit too out there who is this Graham Han Graham Hancock he gr Han he on Joe G like graham cracker like g r a h a m
Graham hanock he’s on Joe Rogan but um delicious dip him in milk yes coffee a had s’mores he he believes that like the ancient civiliz or ancient Egypt like there was an ancient civilization that was way more intelligent than we give them credit for now and like one example
Is like Egypt so like the pyramids like we don’t really know how they were built because like these stone blocks that weigh like [ __ ] like 40 tons are being lifted 3004 no explanation for that we just like with mechanical like enough like levers pulleys cuz you can you can decrease how
Much force you isn’t there some kind of mathematical thing like so the thing is is like [ __ ] like that you so they apparently ancient Egypt was in the Bronze Age right it was in the Bronze Age what is that what’s bronze Bronze in the third place I mean we have like we
Have way way hard to do with like the the technology to uh to make tools was only you’re only able to make tools using bronze bronze like that was the hardest metal that they could there was no steel yet there’s iron no iron no steel yeah cuz iron you get yeah know
You get steel from Iron it’s like oxid iron right the Iron Age came next I guess and then steel and then [ __ ] now there’s like [ __ ] harder metals that we can can um use the thing is is like so apparently for each block of stone to saw through using bronze it’s like an
Inch per hour right that they can that they can do but there’s millions of the there’s millions of these stones and these are actually millions of yes I think it’s like three million stones and the thing is the nearest Quarry is 500 miles away and it’s an inch per hour and
Some of these some of these Stones weigh like up to 40 tons and they’re raising it 300t in the air it’s like it’s it’s like uh it’s like Skyscraper level essentially it’s like how did these people with no electricity no you know Jews are smart well strong it’s [ __ ]
Nuts back so so some people say like they they they uh play volleyball with them some people say that they they used ramps but then Graham hanock was like they’re doing jumps off them he like dude you can’t even like how’s the terrain like is it flat straight from
The Quarry to this sand desert so it’s it’s though so that they could they could essentially pull some get some logs and put the put the get the slide it that was one thing another thing uh I heard this theory that they would like float them down the river they like put
Logs and then they flip upside down and they they float under the water there something there were some things about rivers but then also on like the opposite side of like the river there are also these these obelisks that also are like [ __ ] like up River like yes
Like it’s like huge like humongous it’s like it doesn’t make sense how they move they found one of those one of those blocks and it’s 500 mil away 500 mil I wonder if they found one of those blocks in the river cuz they’re bound to have
One or two mistakes you know what I mean they drop one in the river yeah if one is in there then that’s like a good evidence that unless they have scuba gear they could get it out even even if they bring it to that place it’s like
How do you so then not only that that’s one feet actually getting the blocks there but now apparently the the faces of the pyramid are aligned with true north south East West within 360th 60ths of a degree how do they remember they when they explained the Mind pyramid how they used the sun
Shadow insane outside we’re going to be able to hear I wonder yeah I TN I looked up uh soundproofing and half the vus said it they like didn’t work yeah oh well well anywayss anyways guys come on okay how [ __ ] nuts I’m going through like a whole rabbit hole with this [ __ ]
It’s do you have what’s your theory then do you have a person I think I think these guys were actually way more more intelligent I don’t know like as if as if maybe they were way more intelligent why don’t why didn’t they have technology that well so the thing so
This is what Graham Hancock proposes and he he’s found a lot of evidence for this he actually believes that there was a cataclysmic event about 12,000 years ago where all where this intelligent Society was essentially extinct or like not extinct but the so say flood of some
Sort that yeah yeah stand on top of the pyramid you Bill well the thing is Imagine imagine there’s a huge cataclysmic event in America I got all the solutions right now all they had Jay around they’d still be here listen listen so if there was a cataclysmic
Event we’ll just say in America not even the world just America right and all the majority of Americans died the Elon like Elon Musk Steve Jobs the Nerds essentially of society that actually produce they’re they’re going to die off there’s no way they’re going to be able to take food from us right
The brutes the dumb brutes so it’s like don’t take food from us like so that’s essentially what he thinks happened he said cuz like there’s um there’s evidence first of this cataclysmic event that he calls the younger d uh age 12,000 years ago where there was a a
Cataclysmic event and um he thinks that that killed off this very intelligent society and the only people that survived were hunter gatherer societies that knew how to survive off of nature like they weren’t using agriculture does he know what this event was Yeah so basically he had found evidence all
Across the world right right essentially um there’s this one layer that he call I think it’s the younger D water water mark across uh it’s it’s uh there there’s there’s specks I think of diamond in this sediment and that this can this amount of uh uh force can only be can
Only be created or whatever through um like asteroids or meteors like hitting the Earth pressure to to actually burn diamonds or something I think it was diamonds maybe Platinum there’s like that makes sense cuz pressure makes diamonds that’s why you’re Diamond but no I don’t I think it was diamond or
Maybe Platinum I forget what it was there’s some some substance that’s across uh all like multiple continents at the same time or whatever and uh he believes that’s from this this uh meteor or whatever and like there’re just I mean I don’t know I went through down [ __ ] Rabbit Hole clearly it’s
Affecting you yeah mental health is is is struggling I don’t know much about this [ __ ] but um you guys believe in God real quick yeah tell me how crazy that is think about it so America crazy America is like less than 400 years old and now we’re talking something about
Like 12,000 years ago yeah that’s insane we think about people 200 years ago or 300 years ago and like thatting radar 400 is not that long ago Generations few Generations like my great great yeah that’s it great great yeah great great that’s it right no great great great great I don’t know it’s
Four I think two if you talk 100 100 400 years yeah but you’re saying Your Great Grandma had their yeah but your great great grandma my grand my great grandma but anyway guys it’s crazy 12,000 years ago crazy nuts I want it to be def like proven like I want to find
Some [ __ ] I could latch on to that I could be like okay you know also um what not that I don’t believe it yes yes so uh the stuff that we have now actually too so um the only thing so what he says also it’s difficult to
Find Hard Evidence given like you know tens of thousands of years or whatever also because a lot like a lot of the [ __ ] now that we make like if there’s a cataclysmic event and um you know we die in like 10,000 years ago this phone is
Going to be destroyed it’s going to be sanded there’s really not going to be any true evidence of this they’ll be fossils they’ll be that’s actually pretty interesting they’ll be remnants of [ __ ] like houses majority of the things so if you just leave that phone in the dirt and you come back 10,000
Years from now it’ll probably be just dust it’s going to be like yeah it’s going to be dest you don’t think some of the like little intricate Hardwares like the wires and the soldering it’s plastic it’s metals like all it’s all elements you know it’s going to dig be destroyed
Maybe not 10,000 years but give it like 50,000 years going be [ __ ] it’s going to so the only thing the only things that that can stand the test of time really are like these this Stone like the stone like Granite this hard ass [ __ ] material these things aren’t
That hard you know it’s like they they get destroyed not like me I’m always hard yeah and also like we lost 25 million square miles of coastal area so it’s like most people most civilizations we usually um um settle like around coastal areas or waterways so we can we
Have access to trade exactly and he says that um uh there the sea levels have Rose or risen 400 feet the past uh I think maybe 10 20,000 years so even things on the coast we wouldn’t be able toy yeah they’re destroyed by title W salt water kills salt water destroy [ __ ]
Exactly restarts so um yeah I don’t know that’s my rant well you heard it here daman’s take he’s clearly very interested tastes like gra really well you guys uh how’s your love life huh how you want to know I think the people would be interested in know it does this is literally grapefruit
Right it’s orange mango but it’s that’s [ __ ] grapefruit it’s grapefruit maybe that is orange mango that’s what a grapefruit is yeah anyway yeah you think um I have a girlfriend my girlfriend lives with me interesting I have have a I have a girlfriend she is uh going to
Live with me she does Motocross right she used to oh yeah blond Rider [ __ ] cool she probably beat you guys in Motocross I don’t know about that sound pretty good I’ll stay in the trails she does she does like Enduro she doesn’t do the the really yeah yeah oh [ __ ] she’ll
Beat you yeah really what is uro Enduro [ __ ] crazy what’s Enduro what’s it’s like it’s not like a normal like RAC trck it’s like uh they got obstacle course for you you need immense control what do you mean obstacle course like what are you doing so like uh example would be like
They’ll they’ll lay a bunch of logs and you have to go up and over the logs using your bike maybe have maybe you have to um maybe she’s better do I think so yeah maybe there’s to post videosfuck sorry no no go [Laughter] ahead I just saying Ethan maybe there’s some uh wait
Wait he’s going to kill you get [ __ ] welcome to the Damian show go on go on that was it ruin it’s ruined no no no it’s not ruining it you got to stay focused come on what if WWE there’s some piece of [ __ ] come on he can’t control his
Emotions he’s gonna kill you I’m I’m in control I’m in control that was it you apologize come on I’m sorry come on oh it’s all right I was just saying what I was saying earlier uh that there be some logs that she can go over there
Some Boulders that she’ll be on able to ride on top things like that obstacle course for the bike what what’s it called when they do like um I don’t think it’s like laps but it’s still like not on a track it’s it’s out in the wilderness kind of [ __ ]
Wilderness I’ve seen videos of that where they’re like racing through like a [ __ ] desert and there’s like no track really it’s like next to a road basically that’s just [ __ ] and then there’s like uh there’s like different sections like [ __ ] like big like rocks they got to
Go through and then like [ __ ] like be Nimbo through like like a tree I think that’s called hard uro Hard Enduro Hard Enduro just called hard uro cuz it’s like a obstacle course but it’s not like in in an arena where it’s short short it’s out in nature maybe it’s like a a
Marathon style you have to do like 50 miles or something like that be very you guys have your motorbikes here no but we’ll buy them dude I would I’m not going to do if I don’t do jumps I won’t get injured yes yes your your your ability to your probability of of getting
Injured lowers drastically this somebody that had crashed the experience though yeah now I know now he has experience yeah exactly you guys fell on bikes tole why I hurt my shoulder a little bit a month you know a month all right all right so when she comes down we’ll get bikes and we’ll
[ __ ] we you going to keep n Rod’s house yeah right here could put him in your apartment yeah it’s F that’s a great view that is a great beautiful look at that thing every day yeah I’ll put them on my enormous balcony well doesn’t she have dirt bikes why don’t
You just bring them she uh I think she sold she had a Honda CR CRV CRV uh CR 150 maybe is that a thing yeah CR CR 250 I don’t know cr50 and uh 250 two Tre 250 250 was that 250 cc’s is that what that means that’s what I
Wanted I had a I had a uh maybe I had a uh TTR 230 which was like U DTR really good uh like trail bike uh but we started going on on uh like the racetrack and stuff and I I wanted a u 250 but I like that’s when Nick charu so
What does 250 mean MC I know it’s just like a little bit C it’s like faster a bigger bike hardcore engine [ __ ] yeah thank you like Carney jerky yeah um but the bike is just so much like uh oh my gosh there’s so much better 250 also there’s fourstroke and two
Stroke I had my first bike was how many cylinders are in the engine or no I have no clue all I know is two-stroke got the big big old pipe and then fourstroke has a small pipe fourstroke is more reliable two-stroke isn’t it more powerful more
Uh I would think two-stroke has a power band is what it’s called so you’ll be like you say you’re in like second or third gear you’re gunning it once you hit like a certain speed you get like an extra boost it is [ __ ] wild wow it’s it’s awesome I definitely think I’m
Going to hurt myself doing this most most bikes you’ll buy especially maintenance wise should be yeah don’t get a two stroke i i b I blew mine up yeah dude there was one tiny bike that my friend had um and I was just ripping it in the street and I
Don’t know how fast I was going but I felt like I was going a million miles hour and I was like I feel like I’m going to hit a pothole and just eat [ __ ] like you got to get like good suspension and stuff I think about dirt bike shake
They they’ll eat the potholes like no well I know about no yah what about like guys that like so they have um you know the the Ducatis or whatever like like [ __ ] actual street bikes whatever and they’re ripping they’re on the high what happened like the the bike just eats it
They’re not worried about it at all well they have suspension depending how big the pothole is but like um yeah I mean can pothole like [ __ ] you up for sure a pothole could [ __ ] you a rock in the road dude what what if a car hits up a
Rock smashes your helmet like what do you or even your chest yeah that’s a projectile the riding in the road is so much more dangerous than uh dirt biking sure dud I got two cracks in my windshield right now from [ __ ] rocks from like trucks and [ __ ] hit your
Throwing it up face dude yeah and you don’t have to wear a helmet in Texas either imagine that I’ve seen people not wear M people don’t wear don’t wear helmet I’m like [ __ ] the thing is I think you’re bound if you have a motorcycle it’s not about if you fall I
Think I think you’ll always fall it’s when same thing with like athletes getting injured it’s like motorcyclists are watching this now thinking like it was [ __ ] there’s and to both having a helmet and not not having a helmet what’s the cons of having a helmet can’t see Vision yeah Vision pereral per
Peripheral vision and also hearing hearing isn’t the best um so you can kind of like have sight is most important sight can’t sense a car on your how you judge your peripheral how far you see helmet really like affects that yeaha isn’t it like we should people who ride bikes and don’t
Wear a helmet are watching this thinking like wow those guys are [ __ ] no I think I think they’re dumb I’m not lying I don’t agree with it but I see it looks really cool the reasons why but feels way better that’s the only reason why
Cuz they think it’s cool oh I mean I guess but there’s other people like like my teacher R ride or my old teacher would ride bikes and he said the moment he would like cross the state line from like Jersey to like Delaware or something he would just take his helmet
Off because it’s like he felt unsafe not being aware of the people around him the cars around him you can’t see or doesn’t matter somebody from behind you’re dead I mean I agree with this see you have mirrors you go check your blind spot it’s not that like when you think about
Neck when when motor when you watch Motocross they’re wearing the helmets and they’re they’re constantly they’re not worried about cars but they’re they’re racing all around them and they have their Peres I think it’s more I think it’s more so of a trying to pick up some
Ladies or something my bike without a helmet that that 50-year-old dude is picking up ladies yeah that’s well he’s showing his bike off dude this caret jerk is really good the spicy one oh thanks for the shout out the L lemon pepper my favorite lemon pepper is also
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Stuff uh we’re doing shipping now we’re just like having people DM us and we’ll ship it out through there um but the website is in development right now and uh once we get it they’ll get it is that Carney yep carne Jer what is this yeah
Just my jerky company I’m uh I’m a fan of the jerky I finally found something that you’re a jerker I spread the jerk how often do you jerk I mean a lot of people like to jerk so I got to jerk from them I like to jerk when I’m hungry after practice
Yeah I jerk on the go I I juice up my jerk yeah no I just had one got to moisturize your jerk for yeah you got to moisturize your jerk gets too dry yes spice spicy jerk yes it’s because I’m I’m the Natty King we put a syringe in
There full of spicy F funny man spicy jerky I can’t believe you completely clean that’s a huge man when we were you I can’t believe you either I can’t believe you either sorry sorry dude when we were all in uh in Jersey and uh well hzo
Jersey uh we would like yeah yo do you ever you ever juice blah blah blah and you’re like no no but we didn’t really know you so we’re just like okay he’s [ __ ] lying to us like yeah get the [ __ ] out of here and uh yeah I remember
Like everyone’s like I don’t know why he’s lying to us like he doesn’t want to tell us I guess something like that and [ __ ] lo and behold here we are NY crazy NY gang you never like considered it like really you’re like a [ __ ] maybe I’ll [ __ ] most definitely I’ve had
What was your the closest you got um well mentally I was like uh there was like a six-month period in in when we were training in New York where I felt like I was having a really hard time seeing progress and I was just like Co
Era not Co era before before covid and I was just I was just like after 2019 ADCC yeah after yeah I’m just trying to get bettering about when is the cuz like remember we were in in henzo and we would like Nikki Rod started coming in
More and more he was clearly a part of the team and we’re like bro you ever [ __ ] look you’re insane your physique whatever you ever do steroids and he’s like no I did not believe him at all that’s what I was saying un like all of
Us were like okay sure bro and then we’d like [ __ ] after we’d be like okay he clearly just doesn’t want to tell us or something but [ __ ] come on yeah Gordon also convinced me that like he’s like if you think he’s Natty you’re you’re stupid I’m like well I don’t want
To be I’m not stupid he’s St yeah I know I’m smart so I asked him what his closest like the closest he considered doing it and I’m surprised after 2019 cuz you killed it 2019 you broke out you’re like wouldn’t you think like oh this shit’s working I don’t need to
[ __ ] well bro I was so he’s saying sorry he’s saying after 2019 one day you or one well you ask me what’s the closest I ever came to like so like mentally thinking about it I had like a six-month uh period where I felt like I was having a really hard time
Seeing progress and I was just having hard rounds every day with like Gordon and Craig and just caught in this Loop and um yeah exactly and uh no I was just contemplating it um especially like like uh just a recovery aspect cuz we were we were training every day hard and bro
Before I got like good technique like all I could do was try harder you feel me like I was just doing the same [ __ ] over and over like I was at a higher speed exactly I was like all right if I just don’t stop moving I’ll I’ll get out
You know what I mean and eventually I would get out but it it Tak more more get out Force every time like you’re before I was I was I shut the eego down and I was like all right I’m going to learn something I was just like all
Right try harder just just keep going here eventually you’re like I I got to change up this game plan I’m getting exhausted I can’t sustain this going to burn out bro honestly it was hard for me sometimes to ask questions like if I was having a problem with like Gordon and
Mount or something like that I it was hard for me to ask questions cuz I was just like I didn’t want to let him know that I I needed help I’ll figure it out myself need help CU as soon as you you ask them a question about this it means
You’re struggling with that so it’s like yeah like they know my weakness they know I’m struggling but yeah I really had to once I start asking like a lot of questions I got I got good what what’s crazy to be honest is like so when you feel guys that
You’ve trained with Natty and then they go on gear and you continue training with them it is insane like the difference that you like Jay Jay came in one day for example and like he was still just as weak as [Laughter] he no K Jay’s [ __ ] man get connect
Hands he’s [ __ ] strong but yeah he’s Natty though he’s Natty but like guys in the gym that uh go on and then you train with them it’s like it happens fast too it’s [ __ ] crazy it’s like overnight man one of my I guess I won’t say his
Name but one of my main training partners he he told me like two days before he hopped on like a specific thing and I was like I don’t know what that is but okay yeah yeah and then like two days later he’s just like [ __ ] me
And I’m like tell wa who is it is it bro I was dumbfounded how fre how quick and drastic of a change especially when you go you train with them every day so you really get a feel what positions they’re strong in what happens here blah blah blah XYZ then like the
Next day the same position same scramble Suddenly It’s like a car is on top you like oh my goodness the thing also is like so when you’re training with the same people it’s like you guys are also progressing like the the rounds might get tougher but you guys are progressing
At the same rate then now you add on layers of w [ __ ] this is [ __ ] crazy yeah um another reason I was like contemplating uh like just steroids in general um when when I was going through that six-month stretch I would see specific guy I was training with like go
From being a really really tough round and then I’d be like then I would like get the better of him for like a few days or maybe a week or so at a time and I realized then it was like him going from a peak to like maybe a bit lower
Than than his Peak and I was like damn it makes this much of a difference and me like I’m consistent every day you know what I mean to but to see him you’re just like you’re at a constant you fluctuate but not as much as someone who’s Jing they’re going to fluctuate
Like [ __ ] crazy exactly to see this training partner that me like have like do really really good with him and then him hit the peak and be like it’d be much harder for me I was like [ __ ] like it makes that much of a difference dude
The uh I really hope this is true I’m going to say it anyway but I I recall hearing that like the difference between a man and a woman in terms of testosterone levels let’s say it’s like I don’t know [ __ ] X difference the difference between a a man on steroids
And a man natural is like 10x difference it’s like you’re they’re to to us a girl like you feel how weak they are that’s like 10 times what they feel you get what I’m saying it changes your your skin your your your body like it makes your bones denser ites Bone Des it’s
Actually a treatment for Osteo maybe osteoporosis whatever yeah that that’s crazy women women’s normal test levels range from 15 to 70 that’s crazy it might be a different like scale I’m looking at like women sea slugs never mind like it like it it does 900 for
Them for us mean the same 900 for a women you know what I mean milligrams to grams whatever there’s like a tornado outside right now we had a tornado warning yeah there is Texas tornadoes man yeah yeah no 15 to 70 wow sheesh and a mail 300 to a th000
So oh 300 is I wonder what mine is 300 is low a thousand is like higher level I think even being at like the upper range of normal like a thousand like that’s substantially better than like 800 500 yeah I mean from what I know the higher
The better right the more there is the better did you talk to Derek at all when you guys had that back and forth like ask any questions about it you know think we ever got into that uh I I didn’t really chat with Eric much like I
I go did I did the test and then I was like hey let me know if you have any questions he was like all right no problem and then after video I was like hey thanks for the for the content you know what I mean I I appreciate you yeah
I mean yeah um be video call him or something but okay so you never like like went in like hey is what does this mean what does that mean like you’re well I mean he kind of broke it all down on BR on the channel on the channel yeah
I me he answered pretty much all the questions I could I could have yeah and also like I wish I got I wish I got to tell him like Hey I hey I wasn’t really fasting like full I I didn’t do the 12-hour fast he thinks you’re like
Diabetic or something yeah so I mean definitely high cholesterol but like then the other the other ins insulin might be [ __ ] up huh yeah yeah well no I’m saying insulin is definitely not it’s good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because you you weren’t actually fasting yeah yeah that Mak
Sense yeah that I don’t know I should get my blood work done I guess I’m like concerned how much CU I’ve been going to In-N-Out with you guys every time so I’m like [ __ ] maybe I’m I don’t know what you’re talking about yeah yeah I’m just I’m just more adamant now about eating
Um fiber with my meals avocado right so like if I have a bunch of protein uh previous I would just have meat and like maybe a little bit of carbs and some some fruit like that’s about that’s about it but me I’m being more adamant about eating veggies with my food so I
Think that’ll make a substantial difference somebody asked um if you had to choose one Jiu-Jitsu technique to defend yourself in a street fight what would it be and why buggy Guillotine cuz you could like choke them standing Guillotine and and you’re looking around watch your back you know okay yeah a
Really good Guillotine oh that could be yeah that’s not bad that’s not bad um like one submission or one one technique just one technique I don’t know the technique that’s the answer I don’t know I didn’t good [ __ ] double leg Yeah but double leg and probably like try try
To let him go drop him on the head yeah Ethan’s good at that yeah great move that’s what he’s practicing I’ve been doing it way safer lately dude Roman Roman uh uh picked you up and dropped you yesterday yeah karma for all his f [ __ ] well it’s karma against you
Yeah that’s why I’m saying yeah karma for all you [ __ ] [ __ ] call no for you for you it’s car yeah to me for all you karma that’s why you got dropped no you’re saying for you [ __ ] no how does he get this and you don’t come on the simple brains over there
Yeah we’re on the same wavelength yeah down here yes down here no no no it’s karma for you my enemies who call me the spaz it’s karma for you you get the Good Karma one one technique double calm down double I guess not bad I like the guillotine actually that I like
Definitely like standing uh one of the Diaz brothers uh choked out like Paul’s double right wait Lan double it’s actually like a stunt double or something that guy’s a boxer apparently I don’t know who he is he’s a boxer boxer I think I don’t know I don’t know
Apparently he is he’s a pro boxer maybe like a I don’t know but they they put the charges out uh like against Nate and then I think I saw a video of like the when it happened the dude was like walking up to him in his face and in his
Face and then like puts his hands up and then Nate chokes him out and then the camera goes like this and then back and it’s just conscious and Nate I don’t know the thing is I feel like from the video like people are like all team Nate
And like don’t get me wrong I like I’m teamate I agree with I don’t think like it’s going to look bad cuz he he has his hands up like I don’t knowes look bad but the guy the guy was closing distance walks up to you with his hands like this
That’s not you would back up he’s like he’s like he’s like bro like like I don’t know I don’t know [ __ ] the guy’s coming at you with his hands up [ __ ] that like I’m GNA get you yeah like no back up if you’re not int intending to fight me don’t walk to me
Like this there’s fights going on and he’s walking up to him hands out doesn’t matter hands out the [ __ ] really come me like I can see I can see somebody like else being like like coming towards you be like hey bro like calm down it’s okay
It’s okay what no no no no no no no no I almost did it I can’t let you get close I can’t let you get close um yeah I don’t know I think I think Nate might be [ __ ] like not [ __ ] that bad but he’s gonna the camera didn’t even see what
Happened I know and it’s going to be worse for Nate I think well I think he could just be like oh this guy [ __ ] he tried to jab me he tried to punch me while he and then I walked away and he went for a nap cuz like cuz strangling somebody
Unconscious although we know it’s not that dangerous well it’s dangerous cuz he dropped drop his head yeah yeah like that is that is like lethal Force now dude and he he could have died like there there’s a lot of times that people have like smashed their head on the on
The concrete and died yeah so it’s like Nate Nate might team Nate all the way I mean I don’t know I don’t know the story I don’t know what happened I don’t know who’s in the right or wrong Mei the video I’m not going to learn about it
Yeah don’t give a [ __ ] we’ll be ignorant to it [ __ ] it Whiz Khalifa is doing Jiu-Jitsu right I never saw that but interesting I saw he tweeted it he tweeted like I guess I’m a do Jiu jit something like right yeah I think he’s hopping on high rollers really he has a
Match on high rollers I could have swore we just talked about this 40 minutes ago I was going to say I think we did you have [ __ ] I think we did I thought we talked about that in the kitchen that’s why yeah I also think we talked about in
The kitchen but we have we have a a message you guys what were your fa parts of living and your least fav part of living in Puerto Rico uh well going there and then leaving three days later yeah Jay had his own experience with Puerto Rico send
It to Jim um oh yeah best part best part well we had best part was being in the Ritz that was by far the the Highlight for sure that’s going to be my best part yeah being in the Ritz all your buddies uh that one time we played tag on the
Beach like grown ass men freeze tag freeze tag I wasn’t there for that actually no I remember yeah we played for like a big group of us that was so [ __ ] I was exhausted I was like oh my God I was G I like I went back and took
A break I’m like I can’t running in the sand hard exhaust the sand is actually good workout it’s good it’s good workout my my highlight was living at Mo’s house for two months that was the worst what’s the worst living at Puerto Rico in Gordon’s house for two several months uh
D we we would just after practice get go to go to lensia get some steak laia La Balenciaga say different one changes every time shalama F the flamingo yeah we get some Stakes we cook it up in Mo and then they clean it for us they do
Everything we just go eat that was the best yeah my I think like the Highlight overall the the two months at Moe was the best obviously but the very brief window where we were riding the motorb that was the the peak of Mo I remember like I wake up no just I don’t
Want coffee and I want breakfast where’s that [ __ ] mot I started up I’m like I’ll see you in a few hours got complaints like the next day IMM there some Hooligans making noise doesn’t come to practice he just yes we had already the team had split so
Like we didn’t even have a time to train so I’m like what am I going to [ __ ] do yeah we couldn’t use uh combat 360 anymore yeah we went there at night time we went there at night so I had the whole day W [ __ ] going to go tear up
The golf course I wasn’t trading with you guys then wow yeah I was I was still on the team boy no were you in you were in Puerto Rico yeah I was there I was there you guys were training the day like professional athletes we ter we
Were we had our our session going I had to come in my car you to what ship my truck to back to the US you shat in your truck no ship it oh yeah that was cool I remember like I would walk Roma you would walk Leo I’m going be like what
The [ __ ] going on man actually Le wasn’t there yet yeah was crazy another time he was just walking like a ghost what were you doing yeah there was a window where it was it was really odd and interesting it was like so okay so that was to answer the guy’s question
That was the highlight Mo the golf the [ __ ] motorbikes and the golf course super highlight but then there was like a a weird part where it was like oh are are they not our teammates anymore like what just happened and suddenly we didn’t train at the gym during the day
We were like hey bro can we train at night like very soon we found out we were like oh we’re not well at all really they didn’t let you at all bro real quick that’s true yeah at some point we’re like in a group chat and uh
It it was like kind of broken telephone we were like one guy like Gordon would tell one would tell Fernando and Fernando would tell us like yeah they don’t want you here bro can’t come here anymore but it’s not it wasn’t their gym oh they’re they decided were not welcome
Oh oh no no no Gordon says this he’s like if they come there’s going to be a fight yeah and we’re like well I don’t think he wants that but we won’t go you know [ __ ] so yeah he said that I remember um I think when Niki round was
Fighting Dante uhan yeah we were all in Austin yeah all you guys were in Austin so I was babysitting or dogit sitting Leo puer Ric Puerto Rico I must have been in Puerto Rico then I don’t know I I I was there with Taza like I we would
Actually like [ __ ] wrestle in the park for like 30 minutes or so I didn’t know that he was very nice to me oh wow I didn’t know that but uh I yeah I was there for a few days uh couldn’t train with the [ __ ] whatever the [ __ ] uh
But one of the times I was walking Leo at night in your guy’s like like apartment complex there was like these cats um yes there’s and they cat they would hunt Leo what they would hunt Leo Leo’s a prime slab a wagu for them like look at those little fatg B
Get nice marbling in there you know not a lot of exercise all right I was uh that boyys a bit like a ribey a walking ribey I I I’m walking him we turn the corner like I just get get out the door turn the corner I turn around and there’s
This like cat following us and I’m like biting like as soon as you start your walk you open the door no I I like I get downstairs and I turn like one one corner like I turn the corner of a bush and there I turn around and there’s like
A [ __ ] cat I’m like a cat Okay uh I continue the walk around around the complex about halfway through the cat is still following us and I’m like it’s like getting so close to Leo and I’m like Leo’s not going to be able to defend himself I start like kicking at
The cat like just to like shoot it away and it would like it would the cat would move from like there’s like obstacles and the cat would like literally like track the yeah it was it was hunting Leo but like hiding in the bushes and [ __ ]
Yeah think you can’t see it it’s like I am the night I am uh but uh yeah the closest it got was like I I literally had it like shoot away K I kicked at it I didn’t I didn’t touch it but I like kicked it away um and then the
The uh I make it back to the room Leo is unscathed uh and then we go to sleep I wake up next morning uh I go to let Leo out again and we’re on like the third floor of of the apartment complex I open up the door and the cat is is sitting
There like watching the door like I know you live it’s not even like uh it’s not even like sitting like in it’s like it’s trying to be sneaky like that like this is the corner the corner of the staircase and the cat’s like this and it’s like been watching us watching the
Door wow wow yeah we got we got hunted pretty much every night that I walked Leo that there was a yeah prow cow was out do you guys you guys went to like the private beach so um you know like when You’ leave our complex you’d walk
Down you make a right and then a left you go through like a little pathway between so leave the complex make a right go down the hill then you make a right onto the street and left so there’s like a little private beach there um and you go through like yeah
That that trail it’s just private cuz it’s like between two broken buildings yeah yeah it’s not like a private beach orever it’s just like like there’s so many beaches it’s a [ __ ] Island so like yeah included there’s a bunch of different beaches that you can Cho is this one by the like
Abandoned like uh there’s like a big abandoned building yes I think so yeah it’s like a broken down with like blackish walls and I don’t know it’s like a Cove essentially it’s like a little Cove but um so there was like a pack of dogs there once and I would
Bring Roma like to the beach with me every like for the most part every time and I [ __ ] would usually just like let Roma out and then like walk to the walk to the water and [ __ ] well dude these [ __ ] these [ __ ] dogs like start like really eyeing her down and
Like [ __ ] kind of getting close and like I was like worried that they’re going to like try to [ __ ] like attack Roma so I had a [ __ ] knife with me I literally said to me I about to fight these [ __ ] dogs I would have killed
Those dogs I’m a dog were they kind of like uh grayish pits p i they were gray I think so yeah yeah it’s like you see them everywhere like these this [ __ ] family of dogs essentially these packs so many straight dogs have enormous nipples oh it’s the it’s the
Women because they the moms they breathe they’re all yeah they’re all they or like they have kids or they have puppies or whatever then [ __ ] spaghetti out of there spaghetti yeah there was this one mama dog there’s there’s one mama dog living next next to
A cliff in Puerto Rico and one time I saw her she had like eight babies I come back she had like four then like one I was like [ __ ] that’s how it goes man oh like they what they didn’t make it I would think so they didn’t make it they were all
They should feeding or they get lost you know like [ __ ] it a lot of the dogs were cool though a lot of dogs were pretty chill yeah yeah like I would I would [ __ ] pet some of his dogs dog us when I had Leo he was a snack with him you
Know what I mean they look at him like not with a dog not when you have a dog but like if you’re by yourself or whatever like I feel like they’re pretty friendly I don’t I don’t think they’d attack a human I think they’d attack another dog for sure though yeah yeah
Yeah they see they really see humans as like I can get food from this person yeah like I’d be nice to this person it was really kind of sad to see how many dogs there were out on Puerto Rico so many straight do well dude honestly there’s some there’s there’s straight
Dogs out here in Texas I don’t know if you guys but it’s it’s like I feel like some of those dogs were probably born in the wild and uh that’s different than being born in a house and like this lady get making it to like six months like ah
[ __ ] this dog you know I feel like that happens a lot here people just drop off dog I feel like it’s worse here I feel like if the dog way more dog I think there’s more dogs in Puerto R but I think they grow up in the wild or
Whatever like it’s fine yeah versus CU they learn how to grow in the wild that’s like their normal but they have but they have like a family of dogs that they’re [ __ ] playing around with it’s like allart right this this dog now grew up for six months now they’re downtown
Austin like what the [ __ ] do down they’re like damn where’s my [ __ ] packmate like my packmate just left me dude there was a super sad video of this guy dropping a husky off he gets in his [ __ ] truck drives away and the Husky tries to chase down the [ __ ] the
[ __ ] tries to abandon the Husky and it’s like chasing him down those sad man fuing killed man sad put it in a if you can’t like ask post it on social media somebody will [ __ ] take it give it to a family member my dog used to hunt squirrels and
Bring them back to us yeah my I had two Terriers that [ __ ] break their neck and like drop it on the door and’s a gift here’s a gift for you we give him snacks we eat like we eat good tonight my dog’s like we’re going to eat
To tonight he’s like where the [ __ ] did you put the squirrel you idiot I kind of like that though having a a dog that can like be self-sufficient cuz like yeah I mean it’s not if he if he can hunt it gives me hope yes Hope for what that I
I’m just saying I’m just saying if you’re if you’re in a situation right zombies come you probably a good dog can help you out yes yeah it’s it’s an asset not a liability I Am Legend you guys see that movie oh yeah yeah they killed the
Dog yeah yeah they killed that dog kill that dog can I that dog can I that dog you know what’s so funny is that um so I forget what the gas prices were but the gas prices like last year were higher than in in uh I Am Legend like cuz I Am
Legend is like an apocalyptic like whatever and you sign somewhere it’s you see the sign the gas prices were [ __ ] so high they’re higher now they were higher yeah I don’t know about now but um I definitely uh last year what year was that movie set in maybe
2023 you know uh iroot 2020 yeah good movie I think it’s a great movie I think it’s supposed to be set in like 2020 something like not that far off AI is not not that far away you to your AI yet no I don’t have an AI you have one
You download an app well I have I have Snapchat and Snapchat gives you an AI so you just like chat to your AI yeah is that your friend is that why you don’t I’m very lonely yes no I I I needed um I actually needed uh inspiration for for
My DVD that I was uh making so I was like Hey dude hey bro what’s going on I never talked I never talked to wait did we answer his question what so what’s your the best and worst parts of Puerto Rica I guess we answered it there was
Like a weird part where we were on different teams briefly I think the best part for me were the beaches the beaches was Mo’s house living like I was a gajillionaire that was sick yeah mean that’s definitely super cool but it’s like I don’t know I really like the fact
Of just going to the beach after training like I really enjoyed that part worst part was um I just I think worst part for me was the lack of English like really yeah I thought I thought it wasn’t that bad it just point to [ __ ] no it was just
Super annoying like I mean granted my Spanish did get better like just living in Puerto Rico obviously but it was like I got by with English I didn’t really I do I did every time I would come back here I’d be like ah everyone understands
Me and just so much easier I don’t like well so like I had a car and I had to like get the car fixed right I’m I’m trying to talk to the guy about [ __ ] alignment Insurance like tire alignment Insurance like what are you a wizard like why the F no insurance down
There well yeah there’s not why you even get that you in the jungle well listen so I’m I’m and Granton I’m talking to this guy in Spanish right and then I’m like I need my truck tires aligned whatever and then how do you say in Spanish I don’t [ __ ] know I don’t
Remember I’m just explaining this and then he’s like uh he tells me he’s like okay it’s going to be x amount um do you want alignment insurance and then I’m like why and then he starts explaining to me that um he’ll align well listen he’ll
Align my tires but if they if they Mis align again within the next year we do it for free so I’m like so if I [ __ ] drive away after it gets aligned and it goes back it week later I have to bring it back and pay the full amount and he’s
Like yes and I was like okay well I guess I have to get the [ __ ] alignment Insurance then cuz it’s like it’s all sketchy they just [ __ ] it up they just [ __ ] it up whatever they just try to SC no regulations that you could park anywhere
You’re not going to get a [ __ ] ticket you could speak no you will I’ve gotten a ticket you just don’t pay it you remember when they bought that jeep for day I got scammed for a Jeep you got scam from but like look what’s what’s going to happen if you that parking
Ticket did you did you ever did well yeah I mean it’s registered to [ __ ] Me Maybe I’m maybe I’m too willy-nilly with yeah you did a good job in Puerto Rico going around not taking the toll roads um I did take TOs and I had to pay
It you had to pay it how’ you have to pay it uh cuz my license plate for the longest time was attached to Juan’s wife’s account oh yes she didn’t want to get them bunch of tickets and [ __ ] well she would get it and have to pay it so
I’ have to pay them back you never got the tag the little you get it at the gas station it’s it is a tag like there was already a tag on it or whatever and then [ __ ] I tried like I when I tried to get a new one they were like this is
Already registered to someone and I’m like what the [ __ ] I see it was like super annoying um well I don’t know it was everyday life was [ __ ] annoying if you have to do [ __ ] like you didn’t have a car right did you have a car in Puerto
Rico me and Nikki just shipped uh that one the super yeah and we didn’t do [ __ ] literally if it drove I’m I’m like it’s fine fine [ __ ] I had I had a the engine works I had to go to like DMV or whatever the Puerto Rican DMV and that’s
Always closed every [ __ ] whenever none of that whatever yeah and the thing is is like since it’s a Puerto Rican car it’s like all like the license plate and everything it can be tracked it can be followed so that’s why I had to pay the
Ticket I had to it was it was attached to a dead person yeah wow yeah so we’re [ __ ] fine honestly wow it’s true yeah I had no no like registration or license over there Insurance actually I guess actually no insurance was super cheap actually insurance was crazy out there
Expensive no it was like [ __ ] 10 bucks a month yeah cuz they’re probably not going to help you at all exactly well that’s how I knew it was as soon as I found out that I’m like oh no one gives a [ __ ] out here it’s like they
Just invented laws it’s [ __ ] fine bro honestly it was so amazing out there cuz like I love that aspect I I really that was probably the best actually like so the roads are so tiny right I have a big Ford F-150 I’m playing bumper cars essentially for sure but like
People do drive fast as hell there they don’t stop they’re like yo don’t stop at the red lights here like stop sign it’s you just like slow it down it’s aend sure you’re not going to crash and you’re good to go yeah dude like people would [ __ ] hit my truck or whatever
I’m like it’s whatever like I I just didn’t matter it didn’t matter to me like that’s I definitely missed that that their cars would get messed up on the road just driving cuz like you’d see these big work trucks driving and they they’d be full and they wouldn’t have
Anything coming top top of the Rocks dust Rocks coming everybody’s car was dented scratched up [ __ ] up and there’s like a truck on fire just like it’s fine it’s like smoking it’s crazy too that like driving around Puerto Rico it made it normal to see like you’d be
On the highway and you look over there’s a horse on the highway too you get bro you go to like a CVS there might be a guy bringing their horse to CVS filling up with gas the a mechanical horse dude you guys remember the smell though there would be sometimes where
Like the sewage would [ __ ] overflow or something and it would actually smell like [ __ ] real po actual human lital human Kaka yeah yeah that was that was definitely disgusting there was point where you drive in Dorado to to get out and um there’s like a waste treatment facility
And any time you drove by it just smell like [ __ ] and there’s a bar right next I’m like who the [ __ ] would want to go to that bar it’s like oh man that was so nasty dude the bars would be packed like Wednesday to Sunday over there yeah yeah
Yeah yeah Wednesday Wednesday to Sunday was drinking day everyone’s there all year all day Wednesday to Sunday music Monday Tuesday it’s closed though Monday Tuesday they’re not wow yeah Wednesday or Sunday yeah it was like it was a party every most days there yeah it was
Just chill it I taught the police once a seminar remember I don’t know if you guys remember heard about that remember it was like right uh no it was supposed to be in it was supposed to be in the police academy thing and they’re like no covid
We can’t it was still like Mega Co era so we just did like a act 360 I just remembered actually yeah when we first move there um we had to wear masks still there was there was I don’t know if you guys remember but there was a mandatory
Lockdown at like 600 p.m. or 7 p.m. curfew yeah yeah curfew at like 600 p.m. or 700 p.m. and Sundays was an all day curfew I don’t know if you guys I remember I was trained every day I don’t know there was people on the highway and
[ __ ] too no no yeah yeah we would we would still train on Sundays but um at night for the curfew uh people people there were cops driving around to make sure that nobody was [ __ ] uh you know out as if the night would be safer how
How was that I don’t understand it was insane in Montreal I just remembered the times I would go back to Montreal and visit during the height of Co if you were out past like something like that like 600 p.m. whatever something uh you get fined like up to like $2500 Canadian
Dollars you get find something like that which is like seven quarters something like that yes a lot of money I really I’m for sure butchering this I don’t even know if it’s [ __ ] true or not but it was something like that you get find a crazy amount it was nut it was
Like like I don’t want to really anyway it was it was quite uh too much too much too much much live through that I can’t believe that was like a real thing that happened in our life where people were people were actively like despising you if you decided to hang out with your
Friends like you are an irresponsible like [ __ ] I can’t believe you that’s just nuts people remember would train at henzo and you and Nikki we stayed in Jersey would be like nope it’s dirty we’re not going well I thought I was going to die I’m not lying for about
Like for about 3 weeks maybe 3 weeks I thought zombie apocalypse that it was life was over I was like I don’t know what what’s going on um no I I genuinely thought it was done I was like competition doesn’t [ __ ] matter what the hell am I going to do and then um
Nikki had his he was living with his mom he’s like his mom doesn’t want to get Co SM and and um so then me Andrew and Nikki just did our own sessions at at G weren’t allowed I was like if I’m training in the city can I come you’re
Like like no like [ __ ] that just going to be a circle dude it was honestly so crazy we would just play video games all day train go back and play more video games it made it simpler like our goal already was just like train and then
Come back and then Co made it like you that’s all you can do that’s [ __ ] it and you have to do it quietly and you don’t film it it make going to the grocery store so inconvenient because they would they would outside they make your wait outside they would only let a
They would only let a certain amount of people inside the store to go shopping it was like it was ridiculous absolutely ridiculous the day that like they finally said okay fine it was like Glory like I would go in there no mask would be like I’m [ __ ] vaccinated [ __ ] you
[ __ ] getting groceries deliver to you though is a baller move it is it’s not even that much more expensive I cannot go into a grocery store I’ll go I’ll go sometimes I like picking up are you allow in is that why I don’t know I
Didn’t say that you said that no I I despise lines I will not go into a shopping mall I won’t go to I’ll go into a CVS there’s normal people there well I can’t go when there’s lines if it’s in and out then it’s I’m chilling but it’s like if
I’m waiting in a line for groceries I don’t want the groceries bad I will get just get them delivered to your house that’s Amazon’s so good [ __ ] you can is Mone that’s what I’m saying man like I’m not spending if you go to a mall back in the day it’s like minimum an
Hour I do despise like walking around buying stuff H if it’s like a couple things I’m all right can you go I can’t go with a with with my girl with with marela I cannot do it they they do a part of they’re like hey let’s spend
Time together and you I’m just going to go spend your money and uh is going to watch me yes that’s fun she has spent her money but yeah not my money no I think that’s true like a grocery store is like a little outing and like it’s
Like a mutual like I do need food so if we’re going to do something let’s get something I also want okay you know but yeah I’d much rather just do it on my phone than [ __ ] do something else with the day you know it’s it’s a long
Process and to be honest I’m not even that good at ordering food online I just the order food online you go to a grocery store you’ll see [ __ ] you’re like oh I do need this and then you have a a better variety of [ __ ] in your fridge I think it’s easier to get
Diabetic though when you do that cuz you’re like [ __ ] Oreos look real good and they have frion they have frion frion I’ve never heard of frion but onion R freaking onions no onions freaking onions you got it I know you got it no he didn’t get it
Until he just said it I got it I got not off not off the bat not off the bat okay you got off the bat I’m done talking about this how dare you question my intelligence for the fourth time I am an intellectual for the how dare you question my
Intellectual what do you guys think is that it no no no we got more we got more in the CH K our guy asked we gay we you gay we we gay no you gay no you gay our guy asked a question what’s your top and
Bottom Puerto Rico I think like I think we answered it three times but like we really hey yo with Khalifa did you CH do I have like minor [ __ ] Alzheimer’s [ __ ] I got to eat more zinc is that the thing to zinc M I think we entered it three
Times I just want to make sure our our uh cover viewers don’t get like I sent them a question and they skimmed over it you know sometimes we we get distracted with other uh we answered essay form that’s right top bottom you did any college not enough apparently yeah cjp
CIP like is an Acron it is an acur Central Central Egypt I’m Egyptian are you really I’m Egyptian yeah my grandmother Black you’re African yeah whoa no you’re African Egypt is in Africa it is the top the tibidy top he’s Egypt that’s why I’m so [ __ ] ejected
Cuz I carry those bricks on my back and it ain’t whack heart attack oh [ __ ] make a stack pyramid okay anyway yeah uh my grandmother uh on my mother’s side they like had this whole business in Cairo they were like out there doing [ __ ] I think like Dentistry or something
In Cairo yeah the capital I can’t find anym whatever happened to those sardines oh they were there D that’s not even that bad of a challenge eat sardines all the time I said that too like they’re in the fridge oh yeah dude honestly eat with some rice eating with some rice is
Pretty good small fish smoke yeah yeah you put them you eat the moones and stuff yeah eat that [ __ ] eat all of it they’re they’re tiny enough you pick out the moones no they’re so little no they’re so tiny you chew right through them [ __ ] Salty
Fish e no no it’s like a Spanish thing it’s a I think it’s a cod fish cod but like we would eat it and it would have the bones in there yeah it was like uh this a Spanish dish I I forget what it’s called but might be b or something
Something similar but it’s it’s like onions and the super super Salty Fish so salty that you have to like soak it in water a few separate times Salt out and it’s still super salty and uh not anchovies no no a bigger fish bigger fish I think it’s a Cod actually yeah
Salty Cod but yeah um what was your question about that I’m just saying we would eat the bones in that [ __ ] I mean I’ll spit it out if I felt it not the the sard I I’ll spit out if I feel it but I also just you can chew right
Through it they’re like so [ __ ] tiny do you guys eat fish on the reg on the regular uh okay yeah maybe once a week once we got fish I honestly I eat mainly red meat which might not be good but as do I eat mainly ground beef steak we
Pieces of [ __ ] I never said your pieces of [ __ ] at all your heart your hearts are pieces of [ __ ] with how much you were eating it I mean I eat as a whole lot eat less food now I honestly thought that if I was if I stopped eating like a
Bodybuilder like a gramar protein shriv I was convinced that I was going to lose muscle get smaller and it’s just not happen if you really go like vegan I think that will happen but you’re not you’re you’re still eating meat it’s just a more dis variety and I don’t eat
As much cuz I’m not building muscle necessarily it’s different for cardiovascular probably get full sooner like a lot of St well I don’t know if that adds well I get full from like uh like this will fill me up I can eat much more steak I can eat a p fi more fiber
Fiber it physically stretches your stomach a pound of steak much easier than I could eat a pound of avocado pound before the cholesterol thing happened with his blood work I had asked him I was like don’t you think we should eat other things like fish and like
Ground turkey or just like for variety because I I had heard uh someone saying something about like oh like if you eat the same thing over and over again your body gets used to these nutrients and you’re going get kind of plateau a little bit and also deficient in in
Other things as well so I was like don’t you think it would be good to like like TR things to see how we feel and he’s like nah I love red meats so much it’s honestly the best it is my favorite is my favorite like I’ll have ground beef
Steak and pork chops I I don’t know if you guys eat pork but I love pork chops haven’t had a while like steak just like a perfectly cooked steak is my favorite food yesterday what what did you what you cook at you cook a lot yeah all the
Time you but you air fry chicken usually no uh yeah steak I’ll barbecue downstairs and how often a week like how many how many times a week are you eating red meat like every day for sure okay okay I I eat lately actually no like I’ll go through Cycles like lately
It’s been more chicken but like dark meat chicken I don’t think it’s I think it’s just not as good to me no agre I hate chicken I don’t hate it like it’s edible but I would prefer to never eat it in my entire life ever again it’s edible but
It makes me vomit and I love red meat man I don’t know why yeah whenever I eat anything besides red meat I’m like I wish I was having red meat yeah I also have this thing where like if I don’t eat some kind of meat with my meal I
Feel like I didn’t even eat I’m not full like that’s I think it’s a mental thing cuz you are definitely getting no what about protein I feel like I need prote there’s protein in in like a lot of stuff not these pastas not enough like
If you have a bowl of pasta I if there’s no meatballs there’s no chicken in there like where’s the substance eating this is [ __ ] the extra stuff the real like I feel like carbs is [ __ ] I not [ __ ] but it’s like protein is the most important foundation yeah that’s the most important Mac
Building block building block what are you guys ancestor I’m Egyptian Russian what are you guysin Puerto Ric Puerto Rican that’s what they tell me but I I need to get my 23 me done okay okay you know where your like uh parents on side familyes both from both sides are from
Puerto Rico Puerto Rico yeah but like that’s a Melting Pot kind of right a bunch of different mostly like Latin American Mexican Spanish Spanish Spanish from Spain yeah I don’t think it’s really that big of a Melting Pot okay no I’m serious I’m serious I don’t think so
Well it’s like a it’s it’s a Melting Pot of like the Latin people like Mexicans South Americans don’t think Mexicans really went to Puerto Rico though it was hard to find tacos out there maybe I’m wrong I don’t think I’ve said so much wrong [ __ ] on this thing I just like
Everything I say I’m like I’m in my head I’m like SE out there knows more about this and they’re going to think I’m a [ __ ] idiot everything I say I’m like I’m going to get fact checked [ __ ] I don’t know but I think like like Spain colonized that’s why they speak Spanish
And it’s mainly like Spaniards like I don’t think no one really else uh maybe America but it’s like no one really it’s not a true pretty big for a Spaniard a lot of people in Island were fairly small fragile yeah how are what the [ __ ] actually yeah
How are you you guys are not you guys are something else that’s what I’m saying we had we had something import Melting Pot yeah imported one of the Shipmates [ __ ] what was uh uh one of dad’s sisters saying something about us being Italian or something said something about being
Adopted his both his parents are like short Puerto Ricans or like you guys how wait how tall is your dad your dad’s not that tall that’s big 61 okay okay yeah no 6’2 how tall are you how tall are you I’m like five 5’11 I’m telling you I I
Get Mommy’s milk oh what you [ __ ] I didn’t get milk from the T you didn’t get Mommy’s milk did you get Mommy’s milk from the Titi from the that’s what I’m saying I was nutr I am 100% sure were you c as a child you never decided
To ask why word you never decided to ask why I I mean I forget why oh she was just like you could still do it yeah it’s not the same though I needed those nutrients when I was kid no no no I could I know keep
Trying stop it he just play that no the same man I try I’ve been trying I’ve been trying you know my mom that’s why I’m here now Jay’s coming back to visit I the [ __ ] out of here why you you go I need to get bigger you wear like a
Bib and like oh my God oh my God watches this don’t you better watch your mouth this is too deep into the podcast these things all the time yeah God yeah you guys are something else I don’t know what you are but how old is
Too old to breastfeed like 20 of like uh maybe like I don’t know like I’d say I’d say about [ __ ] I’d say about 144 months one of those parents [ __ ] hell I don’t know like four I think as soon as they were what I knew I was going to I was like what
Number is going to get the least absurd reaction I guess I [ __ ] up is that too old or too young I thought that was too old I think I think I think as soon as they remember I think it’s done though yeah two two and under yeah yeah yeah
That’s what I meant to say get those numbers miixed you got to count the teeth and then what happens yeah I’m just saying if you got too many teeth it’s probably well how much is too many I can’t get those five wait so so yeah what’s the well I’m
Just saying if he’s got too many teeth it’s probably going to be t count but what is too many five well there’s not even like like there’s like [ __ ] Pumpers like they’ll put [ __ ] suck the milk so the teeth doesn’t matter so what’s the two two well if if
The teeth doesn’t matter the action of getting it then you might as well just keep going yeah well you know you know um mothers can continue producing milk like forever humans yep they can as long as you suck it out it keeps going exactly exactly yeah yeah you you keep going
Yeah like uh but when you stop it [ __ ] like dries up essentially I wonder if you could sell like you can no no you can sell titty milk titty milk imagine you’re like a you’re like imagine you’re this you’re smoking hot female right you have like a million
Subscribers on Instagram and you’re like [ __ ] I really don’t want to do only fans cuz I’m having a kid soon so I’ll so I’ll sell titty milk that’s this is genius bet like a really popular only fans they oh my God pasturize some titty milk have with your Morning cereal bro
You make Bank no you know uh bodybuilders buy it bodybuilders buy titty milk it’s there’s a lot of growth hormone in it or whatever it’s a real thing when you guys get married and you have kids are you are you guys going to do it you guys H dude I think we should
I think you should sell you should sell titty milk dude it’s it’s [ __ ] tit my drink it you got like 10 [ __ ] all milk I started a farm dude we can become Andrew Tate Andrew Tate for titty milk we have them hooked up in a barn we like ah they’re producing this season
Huh I do want to try great commercials that’s great I do want to try titty milk once though well I mean obviously tried yeah true you don’t remember it yeah yeah I do you guys don’t remember it right yeah yeah I don’t remember yeah for sure when you’re you like heard kids
Your kids like out of the way Sandy I think I could be wrong that’s unappealing I he s Sandy I could be wrong I could be wrong I think it is I think it’s like gritty or something why interesting there’s sand in there it’s got a little bit
Bacteria maybe maybe it’s a the beach maybe I know so we’ve yet to have raw milk every time we go to 10 Planet Eddie Bravo’s or Eddie Bravo um Ben benetti he’s like oh no fat globules in milk you had to drink the raw milk I heard a lot
Of people get sick from raw milk I mean I think we’re strong enough no I think you get sick at first like you get a little basically like a lactose intolerance reaction and then you get used to it if you have the enzyme to get used to
It you’ll be would I be [ __ ] [ __ ] you’ll get mega [ __ ] yeah if you’re intolerant to it raw milk will I feel like I’ve heard the opposite where raw milk would be better for I heard that because raw milk has the lactase in it
And it I see I’m R again [ __ ] hell no I I didn’t I this is the problem see someone told me that once and they were just bullshitting and I’m like I will remember this and use it one day without fact cheing without backing up so I regurgitate this information this
[ __ ] information it look like a [ __ ] we need better sources we do not just people yeah we should definitely get a historian on here yeah they’ll know about raw milk the history of it yeah it’s all started I don’t know why are you on your phone are you looking for something bro
I I watched uh I’ve been watching um chimp Empire chimpanzee Empire empire oh I want to watch that on Netflix it’s on Netflix and the more I watch it the more I realize how similar we are yeah we are quite similar and it’s crazy that there’s not a huge there’s not like like
There’s monkeys now and then there’s humans but there’s nothing alive that was like oh like differ used to be this Missing Link that’s the whole like that’s the whole Frontier question there right yeah like if there was a catastrophic event why did the monkeys live but are ancestors maybe didn’t well
That’s that’s you know the in between between uh monkey and man and yeah because a cataclysm I think because a a cataclysmic event will wipe out people who rely so much on like things that will get destroyed by that whereas like monkeys they’ll the forest isn’t going
To [ __ ] if we go back to the what’s it human homage or whatever like the in between the Neanderthals or whatever yeah you would think that they’re they’re Hunters gatherers and they’re using tools that they would have the most advantage in in probably surviving this cataclysmic event so there’s
Another that became us we survived it and there there’s another theory where it was like aliens what I I go down this Rabbit Hole too like so there’s aliens that essentially took primates right bred them with the with themselves that’s my theory I think it’s called
Um you came to the same you came to the same conclusion with your findings listen after I after I heard about yeah with your research with my research after I heard about he’s like you know what I came to the same conclusion after so I kind of I listened to the Andrew
Tay podcast and uh I’m sorry not Andrew T um and no Andrew Schultz podcast where he had this historian on that was where he had this histori historian on that was talking about Egypt right and he was like yeah kind of the same thing you
Were saying like oh it was hard it must have been really hard for them or they must have been much more developed and advanced to be able to complete the the temples right and I was like all right what if what if the aliens came down and
Bred the monkeys and that’s that’s kind of the thing that well you know in the Bible they there is they they do talk about that actually like where things came down like the Nephilim or whatever came down and bred with with uh came down and came in yeah
I don’t know but then there’s also this other theory that like so um you know Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden or whatever is actually an old story about how this alien civilization or aliens um like the garden of Ed Eden was actually just uh a laboratory like a
Greenhouse lab that they they used to um to grow humans or whatever and then until humans were actually made and then they they brought them back to CU we we are like the only we’re one of the you guys know so many theories about conspiracy a lot of animals like once
They’re born they can they need help from the mom but they can they can survive you know what I mean like an elephant’s born like yeah they figure it out quick we need a lot of time a lot of time 18 years so the first human needed
That mommy’s milk who’s who’s doing that you know what I mean wait what what’s your question wait wait wait okay first the first I want to answer this the first human that was born was probably probably was born from a chimp mother yeah this is what this is what I think
Right alien alien dad alien dad was probably like look at these fing monkeys they got a [ __ ] in the back let me get in there pretty good yeah exactly so my friends AR looking i’ smash so the alien smashes smashes the chimp they make a baby and I think the
First baby that was a that was a human right and maybe maybe throughout them banging The Chimps they found these different breeds of humans that were like you know they neanderthals and whatnot until eventually they were like all right Mikey keeps banging this champion and keeps making this cool
Human let’s keep let’s keep Mikey’s DNA okay okay yeah and then that became us that potentially potentially I am monkey o ooh ah you know what’s also crazy the whole idea of like simulation Theory ah right what is that oh like we’re all in a simulation ah it’s to you
Guys I think that’s too farfetched we’re far from this well bunch of HOA if you think about the past five years or not five like 50 years we went from like the evolution of video games like fromal growth like pong to now yes in 50 years yes but have you seen V
VR yeah yeah doesn’t look like real life not yet it looks it looks like a video game yeah not yet but imagine we went from a DOT on the screen as a video game to now that in 50 years imagine 10,000 years more expensive video games it’s
Going to become like I bet there’s going to be some like super high tech VR thing but I don’t think that we’re in this now I mean it’s it’s getting pretty high level I’m sure it looks just like reality but we’re not I don’t think
We’re in that now yeah yeah real V oh my God I love VR so much it’s fun it’s very immersive I the one game I I’ve been playing it’s like $40 but it’s really worth it $40 is expensive for a VR game it is the biggest VR game I’ve ever
Played it’s called what do you mean big like the world is big big like open pretty open World um there’s there’s a a story and there’s just a lot of [ __ ] to do um um there’s monsters whatever it’s post post-apocalyptic um but uh it’s so dense and basically you just like [ __ ] find
You remember the loot room I showed you I was like hey look at my loot oh that’s the game that’s the game yeah I had you like go back to your [ __ ] room and you [ __ ] have all this [ __ ] I’m I love doesn’t organize it for you no I do
All the organizing D his room is organized organiz I got all my guns in one section you pay your taxes instead of organizing your [ __ ] VR room huh dude it is much more important to me than paying tax he organized a room in Virtual Reality but for meanwhile he has
Responsibilities out of this there’s like there’s like 15 grenades here the guns are lined up the [ __ ] the other boots are here or whatever like the shovels here wearing the thing in his room he’s like there’s like papers like emails piling up like [ __ ] that [ __ ] he’s like sweeping the floor in the
VR tweezer like if you find a gun like out in the open world you can bring it back and you can clean it up so you got like WD40 spray your WD40 on it you grab your toothbrush that you found out in buff [ __ ] you clean it up and you got
Like a rod you put some toilet paper on the end you clean the inside of it it’s going to get crazy when you when the technology is so good that you can’t tell the difference yeah that’s going that’s soon man soon that’s what you’re saying is is now we’re in this now we
Already I’m not saying I’m not saying now but it could be like like the Matrix we could be plugged into the Matrix we like our real bodies are just in a [ __ ] orb and this is just virtual reality now and it we’re indistinguishable like the whole idea
With Matrix was that like you know Ali or not aliens but um the machine AI took over and they realized they need humans to use as batteries so then we’re growing in a Cell but now we’re augmented into this reality and like we can’t tell the difference
Yeah who knows who knows yeah but that’s what like the Matrix Matrix is they’re just giving us the shittier version of VR so can suffer now to make us think this is VR this is the the peak this is what we got they are not to VR this is
The best or maybe they’re just breaking us in Easy Like used to this we’ll level up see I see I see guys if you had the ability to get Rocket shipped off to another society and you just learn about them to to message back to Earth but you can’t come back to earth
No I’m not doing that no what’s I don’t care about them I care about what I’m doing right now yeah I want to be here I think the best way to live life is just to have try to one more of these yeah yeah for sure bro this is addicting
There like chips I think the I think the best way to live life is to just focus on um you know setting up your future but also enjoying every day if you spend too much thinking about what happens when I die or what what’s because when I
Walk in my dog at night and I look up at the stars I’m like what the [ __ ] is going on right now there’s dots everywhere there’s shining lights going on dude it’s mindboggling you look up there’s no electricity up there but there’s there’s no electricity but
There’s star power most of them are dead already most of them had exploded disappeared already bro that’s insane that’s the light just travels how do they know that so that so those lights are czy they’re so far away yeah when you look at the when you look at that
Like u belt or whatever when there’s like a you know Orion’s what’s it called Orion Orion’s Bel Osirus yeah Orion Orion Orion’s Belt right right um so are they technically moving right they’re not still they’re just moving well everything is moving well everything’s expanding apparently away everything’s expanding away everything’s expanding
Away from one from one another but yeah the thing is when they go in reverse that’s why they think it’s like the big bang the Big Bang so you think like uh when Mr Columbus was going from there to here right he’s he’s uh crossing the treacherous ocean probably following the
Stars starts navig you think the stars look slightly different than they look right now very very very slightly but yes yes seriously it’s true slightly very slightly yeah some they even I think I’m pretty sure they can track some stars that have been like major stars that have like dimmed and vanished
And that’s it that’s like we’re you saw like the end of that one [ __ ] star out there out of like 100 the constellations were different though um back then than they were today slightly different like uh our actual position position comparative to like so the entire solar system is is moving as well
Like it’s you know the sun is orbiting the center of the Milky Way and everything yeah yeah I know I know I know that for sure yeah yeah I know that for sure bro you want to know something crazy I’m aorist listen to this listen to this so um
1800 uh world map or whatever uh in the 1800s they didn’t have Antarctica mapped out right because we didn’t know that Antarctica existed however the map from like 1500 had it pretty much accurately mapped out and Antarctica was bigger back then or was bigger on the map than
It is today however Antarctica would be bigger back then so it’s like more water water Rising you like more ice exactly exactly oh more ice ice oh it have more so it’s melting so but is that necessarily a bad thing cuz we went from he went from the The Ice Age that’s not
The point yeah is not the point he’s not done he’s not done there’s the thing the thing is is like so somehow that he’s like yeah [ __ ] so so somehow the uh we lost that that knowledge that Antarctica existed 1500 we used previous maps and they were
Able to map that out and then 1800 world map just doesn’t have it it just who’s who’s we though cuz like maybe they know it over there but they didn’t know it here well like like uh human world map like there was Scholars that would travel across different countries to
They sa the coast and like this just for how do you forget something like that well I don’t understand that what you mean the whole whole thing it like when you look at world maps at from like the 1500s they have Antarctica mapped out and then the 180000 it’s it’s not mapped
Out it didn’t exist yeah like that Antarctica was not a real place so it was so they traveled to that location where they thought it should be and they were like [ __ ] it’s underwater or maybe the guy was like yeah I’m just going to tell him that I’m not going to make that
[ __ ] trip and they were like I’m just going to tell him he’s not there well think about it also it’s like how did these guys so first these these guys with no electricity they had to use [ __ ] um navigation or like uh uh they’re sailing they’re sailing using
The Stars whatever but now they’re going to go to this icy [ __ ] place they’re probably just like yeah I’m not it’s not there it’s not there forget about it [ __ ] that I’m not doing that it’s gone magic all right just get the [ __ ] back to that the [ __ ] yo forget about Antarctica bro
Go to North Pole north pole north pole is super close s it’s in Canada it’s it’s part of Canada I think it’s further in its own continent I think it’s part I think it’s like part of the Northern Territories of Canadia is there any people from North Pole no I don’t think
So really no people live there non inhabitable for humans they sto Santa he’s the only guy yeah yeah the whole Santa thing is we the whole Santa thing is weird that like you why don’t they allow Jews to believe in Santa huh all my friends Christmas
You guys have saints in in uh no we have rabbis rabbis that’s a saint I guess I guess it would be the equivalent you how how much study like a priest maybe how much studying of uh your Judaism Judaism have you done no not a lot I had to do a
Bar mitzvah where I had to like sing you got a bunch of M got some good money of kipa yeah wait what’s the difference between yam and same thing but yamaka is like a weird stupid name in my opinion oh called it keep it’s also kind of
Weird keepa your Bal spot covered keep keep your it’s your connection to God I listen to this one like comedy clip he was talking about the how Jews probably just came up with the yamaka so they could cover their bolts it’s a great idea okay let’s just put it
Here God told me to put God told me to put it that’s a good idea let’s go the one guy with the full head of hair is like that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] can’t we just like wear a bracelet or something it’s no get out of here imagine all Jews just
Bald in the same area a lot of them are it’s like are you going to go bald I hope not how’s your dad’s got hair right but not your dad what about it’s a spot what about what about your your um mom’s dad is your mom’s dad bald yes then you’re
[ __ ] usually it’s usually day I’m getting this mullet in while it’s still actually but dude you’re go like this no no no is it is it receding bring it down bring it down I no he looks good that’s fine that’s fine got the Widows Peak yeah W Widows
Peak makes a big big difference yeah what do you mean like a big difference given it still is receding but the Widow like your hairlines are cheating I think so say so you have bald balding in your family I don’t steroids makes your hair hair yeah
Yeah it must be the all the years of steroid abuse yeah I don’t know just it’s crazy how you stop training like you never got pimples before and you stop training and immediately you get body acne yeah I think it was from explain this to you guys but I think it
Was from just like my body being used to he’s holding a while say so I think it was my body being used to uh being used to like constantly sweating sweating or like my hormones just being on definitely good for your skin to constantly sweat shower I was constantly
Just same routine well here’s a bro what about this what if so first definitely you’re you’re showering more but you’re also like you’re sweating a lot so it’s kind of like cleaning right but exfoliating also Technically when you work out your test does decrease a little bit Ah so now you’re chilling but
Now when you’re chilling you’re you’re just ramped up with test and not using it so maybe that’s why I don’t know really no science to this no sence also also like you went from training every single day now you’re now you’re recover in so your testosterone is probably
Higher than it usually is so that also works your theory you just said that I just said myad sometimes I turn my ears off dude yeah he he was just like how do I say this thought how do I say this thought mean well like aha or what about thisa
May be melted and that’s why now what I meant to say is I agree with you yes yes yes yes that could be it could be a thing it was crazy cuz I are you nutting like crazy these days nut yeah I’d say it’s about the same it’s not like you know
More me when I don’t train I it’s like you nothing more it’s really yeah when I lift weights uh like more juice yeah oh more juice more juice more juice juice juice when I lift weights consist when I lift weights consistently I get more juice as well yeah when I
Don’t do jiujitsu if I have like a weird injury and I just lift and chill [ __ ] more oh wow I wonder what the speed with the speed velocity too like everything I wonder I wonder he’s timing it that was a fast one you hit it with a with a
Speed gun I have like I have like a like a laser a laser trap yeah they give it a ticket officer I do this weird thing by myself he shot into the wall like I caught you going 95 you got come over it’s like there’s loads every speed traps you know those
You know in like the slow motion videos where they have like the black and white thing like that you know what I’m talking about black and white you know what I’m talking about I I think I know what you’re talking about what is the black and white so you could see it how
Fast you wouldn’t know call L doesn’t matter stupid [ __ ] joke anyway all right that’s yeah there’s got to be one guy that has the fastest com in the world and he doesn’t even know and he he’ll never know he’s like closing doors with it hits the door shuts
It it’s like there’s recoil like oh my God you know what I found out guess what the world the world record world record who’s got the biggest oh wait what no no penis go sorry this chick bang the most dudes in one day yeah ah what what was
The number we’re going to find out right now someone’s I don’t know if should I cut my all right all right so I don’t like how it touches my ears if you cut the size and grow grow the top out wait guys can you guess this I don’t know how
Many like wait wait what what’s the metric like a nut inside I think just weener sticks sexual partners yeah most sexual partners in one day so just she’s like one two three 4 45 75 yeah like is it like there’s a line of them or she
Has to seduce them first like what is it no just the world record World they probably go uh [ __ ] me I’m breaking a record of guess it guess it 105 it was at an event called the annual World gang bang championship in p a thing the a
Wgbc [ __ ] [ __ ] wow wow average are there’s an average of 45 seconds with each man Dam I wonder if she goes 45 seconds they lasted 45 seconds or uh it was just an average like I don’t know she probably goes mouth [ __ ] [ __ ] gone is that like any kind of orifice penetration vag
Vaginal oh wow 45s might as well fill them all up 45 45 seconds long she was competing against two other women uh who who had the world record as well just tap out like cuz because it hurts I guess I guess yeah so what is the number you guys think you said 105
105 two 200 200 okay let’s let’s think here 45 seconds how many could you do [Laughter] I mean 45 seconds a long time right long I mean that’s I mean it’s like that’s at least 45 seconds longer than I last yeah minimum all right all right at least 45
Pumps my guess is 500 500 yeah okay all you guys are wrong 919 I was the closest I was how many hours is she getting [ __ ] for it’s like a whole day event probably yeah damn I wonder if she what does she change positions or she just sits like
To toes to the mat like just imagine if they have to jump into it they’re like all right one they’re oh they’re on the diving board they’re diving into it I mean yeah it would be able to dive into after that many good aim that’s a lot of STDs probably yeah
If they’re doing that at like a like an event like that they’re probably like all tested I would hope so tested or or they she Lubes up with like a hand sanitizer yeah [ __ ] oh that would burn both parties you could take pain if you’re doing it Jesus yeah but 45
Seconds pel pel pel pel this is you be real clean let me see let me see she looks like she got space for itay she is proud of it huh 919 damn that’s someone’s daughter look looks like she gained a pound with each each man her I wonder who her child is going
To be huh Lisa Sparks is she like a porn star or something or she just Lisa Sparks sounds like a porn star name but I don’t know wow well I feel bad Castro apparently 35,000 women who sent us a message today wasn’t it something Spanx something Sparks Holly Spanx Hol spank
That’s close I don’t know close yeah Sparks pretty how’s your striking going going well man I strike pretty much every day not today though do you feel like you’re losing brain cells no I think we SP we we Spar pretty intelligently I don’t Spar that hard too
Often oh no I don’t do so yeah no no I don’t I mean granted every little bump I guess will kill some brain how how many times are you are you taking a bump like in in one day bump I’ve never had like a headache from from sparring that’s like
The that you remember of yeah not that I remember yeah dude well well sparring back at New Wave I would have mild headaches for sure oh really like Gary yeah you guys are go hard as [ __ ] I see I didn’t realize and I didn’t realize how hard we were really going until I
Saw other people sparing cuz like I remember like I’d be driving and be like do I have a headache I can’t really tell then I remembered I was sitting on my couch like no I don’t have a headache I guess I guess I’m not I guess I’m not driving I guess I
Parked who’s house is this yeah no um I would have mild headaches for sure and um I haven’t had a headache this this time [ __ ] you guys bro I remember GSP was telling us about uh the car is like in his living room yeah wait what happened uh [ __ ] yeah GSP
Like after the uh Hendrick fight um he did like you know he retired for a little bit and he would tell us stories about how he would be driving to somewhere like you know like a you know your drive to the gym you like you know what off by
Heart so well you think about other [ __ ] you go automatically so he would do this and forget where he’s driving and end up in random places like he would end up he’d zone out while driving and end up like at [ __ ] TriStar when he’s supposed to go to some other place oh
Well he would he would forget or he’d Zone outz I have definitely done that before you might be in the same category no but you you guys never done that like you’re driving like like you’re just on autopilot like [ __ ] driving like far and he’d be like wow I’m like 30 minutes
Away from my house right now and I was like in the wrong yeah all right that’s like scary man you get [ __ ] up your brain yeah imagine you your your brain is you like if that stops working you don’t even know you just like you’re there just [ __ ] up and you don’t even
Know no you’re just like well I think um disconnected from reality Wow that’s scary that’s that’s definitely really your brain so people say like you know your souls you what I really think like if you take someone that’s you you you get to give them CTE or whatever they’re
A different person now so it’s like your brain is definitely you but imagine we get to a place sorry to keep going back to this subject but like we alien we evolve cuz like we can evolve out of our bodies think about this pyramids think about this like guys please think about
It sorry you’ve had no time to talk this whole podcast we evolve we evolve out of our bodies into essentially robots like our brains go into uh things cuz like imagine like we have uh uh we have situations where we can take like rat brain cells and put them like snitches
What you guys got it I didn’t even understand what you said you know what I mean yes rats he’s a rat snitches oh yes yes [ __ ] so take like you take R rat brain cells and you put them on a little robot and now that little robot can
Drive around imagine we get to a situation where we can evolve our CU our brains are ourselves but our our bodies are weak like maybe my body you’re weak like speak for yourself like we can we can move into bodies that lift [ __ ] 10,000 LBS or whatever you want to live
Forever forever there’s going to be one one point where where you’re like you’re the last of the last like [ __ ] this [ __ ] is G I don’t think we can be downloaded I don’t think we can be downloaded what if well that’s what you’re saying that’s what you’re saying download to the rats
It’s still well downloaded is different I think we literally take our brains cuz our brains are just attached to our bodies right like our spinal cord and that’s what’s connecting to I don’t think it’s I don’t think it’s the brain that that does it all I think it is what
Okay what if the brain in combination with the Beating Heart makes the spirit what is what if it’s brain solo is nothing heart solo nothing but in combination that that that actually is true so your your heart does actually apparently have memory like it does there’s like 40,000 cells or whatever
That build a like a neural connection to each other that’s separate from your brain actually another little brain you guys know the the like influencer uh powerlifter uh CT Fletcher yeah so he had some heart issues and he’s got CTE Fletcher he got like a he got like a a
Asian he got an Asian woman’s heart he had a heart replacing he started crying all the time no listen he had heart he had an Asian woman’s heart and he said he said he he said he would get memories of like math he would listen he would
Get memories of like like past life and he would wake up and he would have like a I want to say agent accent but that’s false but um yeah he would have past memories of like her life what yeah but imagine waking up like he said this he
Said this he he said this that he would have like feelings and done a lot of drugs oh did he but I mean if if it’s true that your heart holds memory and you get you get replacement and you get a replacement and that replacement was
From an Asian lady you might have some of that life in you could be you know your eyes start off as part of your brain in the embryo oh yes part we are these are just jelly shoots they’re jelly shoots the opic nerve is just
Like crazy so if you get if you get an eye poke they’re poing poking your brain poking your brain yeah yeah J Jones brain poker dude that’s [ __ ] that’s that’s cool to think of I we’re just nervous systems with this like space suit of a of a body well that’s the
Whole thing it’s like like so your brains like your bodies just meant to keep your brain alive exactly and your your brain just connects at different points of your spinal column exactly and now we can do this so it’s like if we can just take our our if we just take a
Robot we make the same connections we can make a better body well I don’t know about this one this one’s about how do you feel about us being Tethered to this planet like do you think if we find a another planet listen do you think if we find another planet that’s like like
Similar to Earth um that we could we could adapt there because think about how many like different different like diseases and stuff are here I feel like something substantially uh there could be a lot of other ones out there well that would mean there there’s different
Life out there I think there’s for sure life out there what do you guys think well I think it’s crazy we haven’t found life on Mars yet but that’s in our own DNA that’s that’s the likelihood of that crazy like out there entirety of the universe yes yes no I definitely think
There is life but imagine like the whole thing is that like are we can we go to another planet the next planet that we’d have to go to First is Mars and there’s no life there so like theoretically we can find another Earth there’s no real they found other habitable planets we
Can’t get there we can’t get there yet yeah too what too far too far right now yeah too far we can see light we can see light we found like hundreds of them yeah hundreds yeah could they have trees and [ __ ] like that well has that would
Mean they found if they found trees that’s a major Discovery they haven’t found life on see trees you can’t see trees but you can see like there’s enough vegetation you can see it from it’s vegetation I actually don’t know if that’s what’s life though is life is DNA
So H so h2l has no DNA no wait what what what what h2l water water car everything is carbon based everything even even AR we know as far as you know there could be silicone based aliens so water is H water is life Bas if it’s
Carbon in water yeah yeah it’s H2O is hydrogen uh and two hydrogens one oxygen that’s H2O h no carbon but like for life all life needs carbon we we’re carbon based [ __ ] life forms I don’t need anything yes you do but the thing is so theoretically theoretically um so carbon
The reason that carbon is great for life or whatever is like um apparently it’s like easy for for other molecules to attach to It Whatever whatever but silicone offers the same kind of structure so theoretically could be silicone based life there yeah silicone based life but now um I forgot what
We’re going can we oh I think humans are so good at adapting I think we could actually live uh on Mars how would I wonder how a silicone based life form would look that would be so i’ be so interested to see could look like anything look like it would almost look
Like plasticky maybe right translucent we don’t know we don’t well it could carbon based like jellyfish carbon based that’s that’s clear what what when you when you burn something and it releases carbon right when you C can you catch carbon like it’s the the black that
Black [ __ ] car so we have that in that kind of chemical inside of us so the silicone uh has can you burn silicone can you catch that as well I don’t know I don’t know actually I’m sure you could combust certain temperature yeah but what I saw that Porsche I believe
Porsche is making water fueled something like that yes hydrogen powered we had this already yes had this already no no no not on the podcast we had this we’ve had an engine that could run on water but if it explodes it’s uh an extraordinarily destructive bomb uh well same thing same
Thing with with because they separate well no it’s a hydrogen bomb hydrogen bomb oh I heard that I heard that we had that I could be wrong some version of that I think there’s like some kind of like the reason it was halted it’s extremely dang
Let’s say a two like I don’t know a [ __ ] hydrogen engine crashes and it fails and explodes maybe there’s fail safes right now at this point to make it safer but they I think they do something similar to a hydrogen bomb like they separate the something I don’t know I’m
Not going to [ __ ] mutilate this hydrogen engine or is it is it a water engine H it’s water but it’s hydrogen it’s the main fuel source so it’s it’s water you know it’s runs on gas Stanley Meer gas like hydrogen is a gas hydrogen could be a gas he apparently came up
With his water powerered car and got killed this is different what por like the CIA put a hit on on him like they think like the conspiracies that like Ford companies like these huge companies were like [ __ ] you like oil cuz whole country runs on oil a big part of hey yo
If Jack Links come at me if Jack Links come at me you know what’s up we know we running them down um no Porsche is taking um uh what do cars emit what is it carbon car carbon monoxide so they take that por is able
To take that and uh they found a way to convert it back to uh creating fuel so like a a some some scientific ships it’s like a circular like a circular way of doing it so they’re able to uh close loop yeah close the loop so they’re
Reusing the old old carbon um and creating new gas with it so uh it just runs on a a normal engine uh the only thing is they have to find out how to make a sustainable cuz it’s really expensive right now you know a fight tonight no it’s too late now sorry bud
You need to rest anyway guys yeah for your brain that’s spart tomorrow anyway um n yeah 911 was successfully fueled with new synthetic fuel created out of thin air and water you know everything that burns releases heat and water yeah isn’t that crazy everything that burns releases heat and water yeah then how
Water no yep water vapor yep no how oh yeah it’s sizzling oh we just we’re just it’s sizzl you know what I agree sizzles if it sizzles it has water yes yes well I mean it makes it sense fire fire kills the moisture so everything about the sun the sun probably Fire Sun
Is white sun is not yellow sun is white why so why do we see it as yellow because it passes through our atmosphere and then the blue is scattered off and it hits us with a yellow but then the thing is is as it so from space it looks
Different it looks white it’s white light white white yeah but then when when it when it angles when it angles you know all more more uh light is scattered off the atmosphere and that’s why we see it as like an orangey reddish yellowish how do we get rainbows you
Know refraction prism white off water vapor from the Sun yeah water vapor from here and the sunlight there and it gets refracted into that [ __ ] Pink Floyd [ __ ] you see a rainbow you know all Rainbows are circles but you only see on Arc really have you ever seen um you so
In in high school usually they’ll take like white light they put it through a prism do you ever you ever do that turns rainbow I never did this no we got our school’s budget Public School System we don’t know about no photons could pris the pris expensive I think Einstein did
It I could also be butchering that I think it was Einstein Einstein you know who’s Jewish Einstein maybe it was Newton Newton Newton no no it must have been [ __ ] Einstein I bet someone did it way before and got no credit for it I bet some guy out there like took a piece
Of glass broke it and went like and like no one gives a [ __ ] and he like did all this [ __ ] and no credit no credit nothing gone to history and I’m saying this and like his soul is out there wandering he’s and no one will know and a [ __ ] Einstein Newton these the
Big boys coming in [ __ ] getting credit I forget I think um yeah he’s like so you know you know there’s uh obviously there’s visible light but then there’s like uh uh other electromagnetic radiation we can’t see invisible like infrared x-ray microwave actually xray microwaves radio waves whatever
Ultraviolet yeah so um I think Einstein so we shot the [ __ ] he shot the white light through the prism right that turns into the rainbow then he decided to uh take the temperature of each individual um oh and there was a higher temperature in The Invisible area and he’s well he
Realized that the temperatures were also different outside of the control group that outside of that prism there was also a raised temperature so that’s how he figured out that there’s a um there was this invisible light that we couldn’t see so basically all wait so the pyramid refracted like the infrared
Light which was hotter than the others all the light it like when you shoot white light it’s like all this light all the light spectrum right exactly yeah yeah in a sense yes yes from the Sun that’s white light from light well white light that’s also the sun yes okay yes
Okay okay go on yeah um so that way that’s how we found out that that’s how we found out um about uh like that there was an in he I don’t know if he distinguished the different invisible uh electromagnetic radiations like waves but that’s how he did find out that
There is something that we can’t see on boths on both ends we can’t see the full spectrum of yes we cannot see and we don’t even feel UV radiation we only feel I think infrared radiation feel it this heat yes yes that’s that’s heat I think UV that’s definitely infrared
Infrared is definitely the heat but I don’t think we feel anything else like microwaves I don’t think we feel x-rays radio waves we don’t feel radio waves go through us right now I think I think radio waves are going through us right now and we can’t feel it you think
That’s unhealthy it causes cancer uh no I don’t think so radiation well the thing is like the sun gives us radio waves the sun like there’s radio waves everywhere well the Sun causes cancer enough yes it does yes is this a three-hour podcast dud [ __ ] yeah
Jim’s like I got to go back to my [ __ ] wife okay Jesus Christ you guys talking about [ __ ] rainbows [ __ ] he’s like this is what I’m here for about rainbows we done for those listeners and viewers made it to the very end I applaud you thank you for listening and
Probably losing brain cells as Damen does when he spars wow uh yeah you’ve been very simplified on this one holy [ __ ] 3our podcast if you guys stuck in wow we appreciate you as fans and thank you very much
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Y'all should have Dr. Mike Isertell on to talk about sport science
Ya'all talkin bout henzo's is fucking funny. Ethan and Nicky Rod fucking make a riot at moments. 28:00 – Ethan is like FINE it was the coolest thing EVER! We got coffee and food and then trained, it was epic.
Rod owes people a lot money after that sloppy performance especially talking like that during the interviews
Damian really said that elon musk and mark zuckerberg are the ones that produce.
Tied for most iconic podcast intro with TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN BY NIGHT, ALL DAY.
Wow Ethan’s mullet grew back fast.
ethan hair grow fast
Back to the future ass pod
When’s the b team white belt instructional dropping
A hydrogen bomb is 3 bombs actually. The first is a chemical bomb which triggers a fission bomb (splitting either plutonium or uranium atoms) which triggers the final bomb which is two hydrogen atoms fused together into one helium.
One dude discovered prisms make a rainbow when you shine white light through it. Another dude thought “cool I wonder which color is the hottest” so he set up his prism and set a thermometer in each color along with one thermometer to the right of the red band as a “control thermometer”, bc he thought it was removed from the rainbow and would record the room temperature, but in actuality he placed the “control thermometer” was in the infrared band causing it to heat up the quickest and get the hottest. Turns out everything that has a temperature emits infrared radiation (blackbody radiation), and boom night vision a couple hundred years later.
Ethan is fuckin hilarious actually
By far the best historian to bring: Roel Konijnendijk. He is specialized in ancient warfare. He has a couple of videos reacting to movies warfare that are hilarious. I don't think he lives in the US, but it's worth a try.
Excellent science guys
11.48 hours for that lady to get world record 🤮. Skydiving 🪂 story hilarious.
Ty for the entertainment
This is from after Nicky rods pena match?
Man…after this episode i realize why j rod left and doing his own pod. Insecure Ethan interrupting everyone from the beginning makes its so hard to listen to. Ethan ask your parents why they didnt give you enough attention. Ethan and Damien never give the rod bros a chance to speak lol, no wonder all the fans want the rod bros to do their own and not many people are going to listen to Ethan aka So hard on the ears.
3 hour podcast was the way to go. Flowed the whole time 👏🏼
Nah Damien unacceptable bro way too much yapping and interrupting love yall but please
You didn’t give us an emoji to post, so take a ✈️ cuz that skydiving story was hilarious.
Paul Saladino goes sometimes to Austin. He could talk about red meat.