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To the pre- Los Vegas week on Hell spat home unqualified opinion W bias pre Vegas week one week out one week out one week out till we board the the plan to our destiny yep is that too much is Destiny over the top no I don’t think
It’s over the top Eddie just CU you know you can hold you can hear that can’t you what Destiny calling Destiny calling and that’s not the name of a stripper um who may also be calling um that means we’re talking about Destiny in the uh in the more poetic
Sense correct not to impune on Destiny’s work and not to impune on the work of Destiny’s Child no who also got into some early 2000s work they did they aren’t they didn’t sing scrub though did they that was TLC I believe but they did I can’t remember I
I would they did sing I am a survivor not I am I’m a I’m a a Survivor that’s I MA for those playing along at home I’m a Survivor y they also what were the other ones I did now I can’t even remember got [ __ ] Aaron hair floating floating on the old mic
There I don’t know not important we do have a date with Destiny this time next week we will be not on the plane but we’ll be [ __ ] giddy with excitement we’ll be thinking about getting on the plane yeah I’ll be I’ll be probably just starting to pack my bags good for you
But your rest is sorted so that’s exciting that is nice we’ got three we’ve got three V Esters that are primed and ready to squirt source so to so to speak yep y to quote to to Esters we got to Esters to quot the great quote one of
The great wman of all of all time markia uh mid origin Camp him and the boys the back of a cab voicemails looking to to get into some work now um yeah we will be going over to Vegas trucker nut you will notice we are wearing trucker hats
Nut trucker trucker Huts uh just so you know they’ll be available soon very limited numbers just so you know uh basically it details a a man or a trucker a trucker who’s Trucking a truck full of nut that’s stayen yeah truckload of nut and then obviously on the back I truck nut um
So keep your eyes peeled for those this Rugby League season um yeah I’m excited mate I’m excited my family uh not so much my wife she off it well she’s not off it cuz she knows you know Daddy’s got a date with Destiny but is she testy
No you look she’s pretty good again date with Destiny date with Destiny she understands that also like I am incredibly lucky to have such a supportive lady in my life clip this up tobler clip it up and send it over to her I am so lucky to have such a
Supportive and loving and caring wife but not just wife mother to my children children she’s an inspiration she’s a beacon of you know how young girls should look to be clip this up as well uh clip out the bit of me saying clip it up anything you’d like to say Eddie yeah
Listen I I’ll Echo those sentiments obviously I don’t have children but I just wanted to say a big shout out to my own wife Ella dumbrell um name change pending soon I’ve been promised the next passport changed like listen I don’t care a big deal doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter uh
She’s she’s also supportive um yeah she knows that I’ve got a date with Destiny I think more than anything she’s probably a little bit jealous yeah I think I think as well I think there might be jealousy flowing through her veins which I can respect especially
When I detail to her the itinery Tom which is filled up fast it’s now chock a block and squirt Source itself itinery you know Towing ready to squirt you know plenty of sauce it’s [ __ ] jam-packed the itinery one of the great itineries ever produced by man y or woman but you
Were just saying nice things about your wife I was uh she’s great she’s great um love you yeah thanks for doing what you do I just spit water on myself clip clip that up as well that up and send it over to that up send it send it to both of
Them um very lucky now that that’s out of the way yeah we’re [ __ ] horny and ready to go and you can expect a full dossier is that the right word well is dossier sort of what like School shooters or is that a Manifesto that’s a Manifesto I was going to say of content
It’s a collection of papers containing information on a particular event right so well it’s a dribblers dossier which isn’t papers it’s yeah it’s a digital dribbl dossier a DDD it’s you’re going to be drining in content so get your whistles wet yep um also while we’re talking content I know
We are in Vegas chat right now but if you want to go watch Eddie and I take each other on in a match play head over to Breaking The Yips on YouTube that went up last night 600 p.m. it did it’s a battle for the ages between two generational golfing talents that’s
Right that’s how I would have put it Tom basically Tom and I we don’t take a any step back when we we take each other on it’s it’s Fierce yeah Fierce contest fierce battle and one of Thorp and Hall yeah yeah and one’s Thorp and one’s Hall
That’s it like you can probably guess at home don’t be giving away any I’m saying you probably get that early confidence though maybe is leading him down the wrong path maybe Hall wins maybe Hall wins but does Hall win maybe does Hall win or does Hall get smashed like a
Guitar yeah just thought come after saying that he he’ll smash the Aussies like guitars but then Michael clim still sizzling behind the blocks breaks the world record in the first 100 thorpy comes over the top of Hall is that what happens who knows you’ll have to find
Out breaking the YouTube check it out the editing chef’s kiss it’s his best work sebo comfortably his best work best I’ve ever seen magnum opus this is his magnumopus not his Manifesto his magnumopus no no tobler’s got the manifesto haircut going on at the moment yeah yeah it’s slowly gr back out though
Where it’s starting to look a little bit it’s looking gray wa you’re going to start getting your roots done this yeah I might get a Rouch up before can guarantee that to gets a touch up before we go to Vegas probably strikes me’s that sort of guy well he’s
He’s he’s a blonde he’s he wants to be a blonde like he likes you should do your beard too why don’t you shave it I reckon it looks better if you shave shave it like proper shave Shady like shave it blonde cuz this like blond
Coffey it’s a bit much I love it well no I’m not not a fan you look like Michael Slater who’s hey he did it after me do we know that K you look like a mixture can you get these two photos up you look like Michael Slater uh
Of disgraced for Australian Open Fame I don’t know if that’s what you call him uh and Robin Williams from 1 hour photo where he’s like a murderer isn’t he or he well I think yeah he he’s up to no good I think he’s a murderer I don’t
Think it’s any more nefarious than that and I’m not hearing I’m not stalker he’s a stalker slash murderer I can’t remember many moons ago I watched that movie definitely a stalker definitely ET definitely plays with you’re the least etch of the three of those though but I
Would just like to see you sh you’re in that sort of company I think shave looks a bit tougher but he’s not a tough guy he’s too squidgy is that like a personality thing or more like personality squid you’re squidy like a squidy guy I was want to
Squid you I got tough in me bro okay if you say so hey I’ll why don’t if I shave my head for Vegas and go blonde again you want me to shave my head yeah well you said by the end of last year it’s not that it’s not like this crazy
Thing that like I’m happy to do it that’s not a problem we’ll do it I’ll do it for Vegas I’ll do it on Thursday there you go there you go okay so there’s Mich that’s Michael Slater AKA Tommy tobler gles that’s what you’re going to look like yeah that is that’s what you
Look like as well with it grown out like if you shave it you look a bit tougher could you also please go to it’s a weird phot William just let’s just stop and just take in this photo of Michael SL for open now SCC it’s a weird photo it’s
It’s [ __ ] strange I don’t like the face he pulling it’s very intimidating I think he’s been through some some hard times and he’s maybe trying to get his life back on track which I am all for but the photo is just play just let’s just let’s just unpack the photo on its
Merits it’s weird [ __ ] it’s weird [ __ ] yeah it is cuz it there’s not he’s not even smiling that sort of a and then okay and then followed by the compression inred on a cold plunging compression boots what a great start to the day doesn’t look like you’re having
A great start to the day Tom what would you what would you say if you were to walk into the gym and at the entry to said jimm I’m sitting in a chair in me compressions is that a weird look I don’t know that it’s a weird I used to
Have to do it back in the day the compressions before it was cool before it was like I used to have to do it for me kn at home on your own time or at the entrance they weren’t gyms then it was like you had to like borrow it from the
School I mean is this is this when you were trying to get back to the first shift well this is once I had to make it back from uh disting Mone KNE and uh getting knocked out thank you Josh Cohen once more who every time I see him like
Why do you bring that up that you that I knocked you out and I’m like because you did you knock me the [ __ ] out dude so thank you for that but that was on my my famous return uh from injury where I used those sure yeah sure and now can
You get up Rob from photo where like he’s trying to he’s trying to I’ve asked him like 400 times no I’m not we were staying on Michael um do your job y that’s that’s that’s you dude we need where of those glasses we’ve got some of might even have them Soo very similar
Have you got your Jeffrey Dharma glasses here okay no we’re just saying we’re saying tobler looks like [ __ ] Robin Williams from 1 Hour Photo [ __ ] he looks like my old man Robin Williams wigs me out every time I say it he does doesn’t he the mouth yeah
The mouth it’s the mouth it’s the mouth correct the Chilton mouth okay yeah okay you’ve got you lot of 1 Hour Photo about like I think you’ve wallpapered your house with people’s skin that’s what it looks like so will you shave yours and blond it yeah or you
Don’t want to shave it after these two comparisons I might even shave it tonight cuz I don’t mind the blond shave and Ray blonde yeah cuz we know you’re already going to read can you blonde it when it’s that short suppose kayin ponga does doesn’t he I guess you could but
You could always just blond it and then shave it the other way around that’s how you’d probably do it oh that’s probably smarter probably that’s probably smarter footy um um anyway that was sort of a longwind way of saying we don’t like how it looks now and we want to change it we
Need you to address it real longwind any other examples that you want to uh I tell you how you could look uh look up Bruce Willis I think it’s in Fifth Element when he had blonde hair this is what you could look like hope you’re doing well Bruce oh with the frosted
Tips may you that’s almost too long but that’s sort of how I imagine you look that’s very that’s very in sync late 90s yeah that well that is but there’s cooler images from the film than the one where he looks like he wants to [ __ ] you and it looks like he’s been
Airbrushed yeah Fifth Element for dribblers out there if you haven’t seen it is genuinely one of the greatest movies of all time comfortably I’ve not seen it dude it is so good and like not in the way that you might be like oh well like oppenheim is good it’s not
Like it’s some Oscar winning movie it’s like it’s just a [ __ ] amazing stylized like space [ __ ] movie but it’s like futuristic but it’s not it’s set in the future but then now it’s it was made in the ’90s so it’s like like Blade Runner yeah but Blade Runners
Again gritty and etch this has kind of like got a [ __ ] comedic tone to it as well sure I couldn’t recommend a movie highly enough like you yeah it’s classic dude sebo film guy film buff film buff how’s Bruce doing I don’t think he’s doing great I think he’s on the he got
Dementia yeah yeah terrible shout out to Bruce aasia I believe is what it’s called it’s a form of dementia um shout out to Bruce one of the alltime greats is Bruce oh comfortably comfortably he’s top run sort of guy you know also a guy that wasn’t afraid of going bald which I like
Like he like it he couldn’t give a [ __ ] but like to be honest I almost growing up looking at that hairline didn’t even know could know because he owned it every he owned every centimeter every inch every retiring inch of his [ __ ] hairline yeah he own retreating inch he
He owned it and it retreated further and further every film but he didn’t care no he didn’t give a [ __ ] like the fact that you’re growing that out like that’s that hair right there in Fifth Element is where like you know these days you see on Ashley and Martin they’re like Ravi
You loser you’ve got you’re going Bor like they they guilt you into feeling bad about it yeah oh geez I asked got asked to be the best man at my mate’s wedding and the first thing I thought was you can’t wear hats to a wedding that’s the ad I’m no you can’t
Wear this is so [ __ ] this is so Ed I always used to be the one taking the photos now I can be in the photos yeah see Ashley Martin what they do for you nothing let’s let’s let’s zero in on the the thing that you’re let’s try and make
You feel as insecure about something you have no control over at least like when you’re fat you can lose weight like correct no one’s hair’s coming back that’s only more Bruce Willis’s out there just letting it [ __ ] all hang out but but letting it Retreat on its
Own terms you know he wasn’t he wasn’t in the mood to speed it up or slow it down he just he just let it happen he’s just like listen dude if I want to grow it out a little bit for this film where I’m a you know I’m a [ __ ] space guy
Then I will and then if I want to shave it off I’ll also do that I can play both but you won’t tell me what to do no and I won’t be [ __ ] Ashley and Martin didn’t a [ __ ] try gr back God no he would have flogged Ashley and Martin oh
Yeah the [ __ ] out of [ __ ] o assuming assuming they’re both men Ashley is a male name as well I just want to I’m assuming that Ashley and Martin both men both men cuz Ashley can play both ways correct although I’ve always found it to be a little bit more feminine than ma
Masculine listen I think it’s and that’s no disrespect to all the Ashley out there listening it’s just how I’ve been read I’ve you’ve been Reed by a couple Ashley over your time well like where I like I growing up I think I knew more Ashley that were women than man I don’t
Know if know any Ashley that are dudes there’s my point listen can play both sides but it’s a dude that’s a chick’s name chick’s name but but can play Both Sides can play both but Bruce Bruce had beat the [ __ ] out of oh Bruce yeah I mean do you
See Bruce and die hard to and one and three but one and two particularly and four I think you probably did and five potentially potentially uh should we talk some sport uh maybe punters and dribbles the podcast this week podcast sorry I said that weirdly
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The sack as it were and I kicked things off on the weekend with some really nice same game multis I’m proud of you buddy I’m proud of you if if you were following me profile if you were following along in the group you would have seen it and you had an opportunity
To to do it you just would have seen what I was doing it’s same game multiseason yeah it’s time to get out there put on your belt buckle put on your jeans put on the big hat okay the Spurs and go and try to Wrangle a couple
Of boys that’s basically what I did and I don’t want to this isn’t like bragging season I’m just letting you know because on profiles on Neds or in the group about even on Neds we share all of our bets so you see what we’re up to accountability that you want to see what
We’re up to you would have seen that I went semi Val uh reys Walsh and Cobo anytime you would have seen that I was on Herby first TR scorer you would have seen the Rabbid o paying $2 and I got on you would have seen all of these things
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And I going to Vegas yeah we are uh Rand kind of watching the other day had his shirt off just want say that where did you run into him cuz I I I always get the vibe that he’s like he’ll wear he won’t wear a shirt most places he was in
Bond he didn’t have a shirt on just gorgeous just wanted that out there on the just walking around he was waiting for a coffee we had a good chat see that’s the that’s the dream right is to be so [ __ ] good looking that just waiting for a coffee I’ve never waited
For a coffee with my shirt off I don’t think maybe like a well that you’d be you’d be ruining days if you did that’s what I mean though I don’t want to ruin but I’d know that I’d be ruining my own days no but you’re self-aware correct
Some aren uh but I would like to be making people’s days yes like Connor would CU if I walk P kind of waiting for coffee I wouldn’t even NE I mean obviously I’d say good day but even if I didn’t say good day he would it would be
Like Day made there yeah well he was out they’re making D for sure either way manly Vegas Vegas manly manly have been told to stay off Tinder in Vegas I don’t like government overreach at the best of times no we you and I you know pretty open about the fact
That we think the government probably trying to medal in too many Affairs yeah getting their [ __ ] nose I I certainly draw the line in fact the line’s nowhere near this but if I were to draw a line I would be drawing it before allowing the
Boys to go out and put their pain in things yeah consensually of course of course consensually need to be but that’s the point right like if you are not that it Bears mentioning but if you were trying to advise them against you know anything that wasn’t 100% consensual like okay of
Course of course are you but what you can’t go and you can’t go and have [ __ ] sex are you telling me sucked and [ __ ] in Vegas are you telling me that you’re going to take 30 hot young horny strapping men not all that young but young relatively not all single so not
Everyone I’m talking the single ones here I’m talking the single ones obviously the boys that are in relationships would never [ __ ] they would never never play up I’m talking about the single boys here hot horny ready to go are you telling me that you’re going to leverage their talent
Their personality their Charisma their looks their character their looks and their Aura their talent Charisma aura looks looks to advance the game in the biggest Market on the planet and not allow them to go out and put their penises in [Laughter] Things by things I mean mouss bums V
Yeah and well just M’s bums V JS and holes I think cuz if you you don’t want to well glory holes glory holes yes um was that on the list well you actually I is there a Tinder hole for is there a Tinder for Glory hle maybe like you know how it’s
Like it’s like air for like for like holes you’re booking a hole oh come on M I had this book from [ __ ] 2:00 some Black’s in there can’t get it can’t get off and he’s [ __ ] hogging the hole well yeah exactly man can you [ __ ] hurry up here with the cleaners of
Arriv check out was 10:00 man check out 10:00 mate I got this thing booked um yes look I don’t know if there’s Tinder for holes um or like like an Airbnb for glory holes not the point no it’s not the point even if there is or there isn’t the boys should be
Allowed to use them yes they’re free citizens in a free Society in a free country yeah last time I checked last time I checked now you could you could you could make a case Tom and one I’d probably go along with that in the lead up to the
Game potentially they need to abstain you could well te I feel like scientifically that doesn’t actually it’s not true listen if you want if you wanted to if you wanted to say to me that you wanted the boys focused 100% on on playing good honest hard tough Rugby League
Football you could sway me either way I don’t really give a [ __ ] but to but to tell me that after the game the boys can’t go out and let their hair down so to speak is absurd put their Painis in some things yes some consensual things
Tom again bums mouths the JS hands hands F ears whatever pits tits slits and bits correct I think that’s absolutely [ __ ] disgraceful by Manley and I don’t think that that uh not my club not my club I don’t think it bodess well for the season well listen when you
Look at the [ __ ] way we went against the Roosters on the weekend I think our season’s looking pretty good maybe it’s also maybe they’re allowed to use twwiter Tinder but maybe it’s more about and this could actually be if I’m playing like you know the devil for the club
Here this could be one of those don’t use Tinder boys like we’ll say it because we have to say it outwardly why do they have to say well just maybe is it like AE from like a uh scen to be like scen to be yeah scen to
Be scen to be meddling that’s what I don’t like about this like let’s just circle back to the start this is this is this is government oversight yeah overreach overreach this is red tape yeah this is well this is this is uh freezing my bank accounts because I’m
Protesting sort of stuff that’s exactly what it is yeah that’s exactly what it is yeah this is this is [ __ ] social credit scores this is opposition leader in Russia sort of stuff yeah this is naali Rip r is that his name naali um I’m not happy with it I’m not
Happy with at all it’s a dangerous First Step I’ve been led to believe that when they’re over there it’s it’s as it’s as though it’s like a normal regular training week essentially like in back in Australia so the boys have got going to have free time it’s going to be tough
For him isn’t it the boys going to have free time and I think it’s absurd in the extreme for them not to be able to go out and taste some of the local Cuisine well but also listen but also to like put their their own mark on America right like you know
Not a permanent one I would no of course not a permanent Mark but well listen things happen well things happen and maybe you maybe you do father a child like that’s all right that happens too look it’s a children are a wonderful uh wonderful one of life’s wonderful
Gifts yes um be that accidental intentional or otherwise um so were one of them to father a child I’d support them they they’d have a friend in me yeah if they have they’d have a they’d have a uh a generous ear if they wanted to to to
Lean on me and ask me any questions uh now that’s maybe not the point and maybe that’s taking this thing for walk too far but I mean I just think if that’s what they want to do if that’s if that’s the path they want to walk then they
Should be allowed to do so I think we should be looking to raise uh cultured Progressive open-minded young men strong men Brave y vulnerable though as well yeah feel you know and and comfortable to to go out there and you know share intimate moments with people that’s
Exactly right whether it be behind a restaurant or in a uh or in a toilet on a casino floor or or 40 or 40 floors up in a in aite that they’ve actually booked separate to their own one just to get a bit of peace and quiet that’s
Right conjoining room sort of stuff that’s where growth is growth lies in getting a nut off and that’s not Eric growth or J junior or senior spelled the wrong way correct I’m talking about g o WTH sort of growth yeah yeah not oot correct so you can [ __ ] Park that [ __ ]
Man now Tom you and I I think spoke maybe not in our own podcast potentially on blocks last week around the fact that in our eyes in our minds the number one ticket holder status at the club is up for grab so to speak yeah obviously we’re going
Toe-to-toe with uh thespian Hugh Jackman yeah apparently he’s been invited to have dinner with the club I know I saw that has he taken up the offer and where the [ __ ] our offer yeah where’s our invite that’s what I’d like to listen who’s done more for the club in the last
Three years there’s a chance that that [ __ ] Scott Penn not a huge fan of Tom and Eddie surely he’s got over the bloody Chairman’s land inent that was years ago that was [ __ ] years ago Scott yeah sure we took it to you in front of a bunch of Aging you know
Greats of the club none of those people in the room would still be with us no they wouldn’t be that that whole night died with the people in that room and you best believe that most of them are dead the only Witnesses left Scotty you
And I yeah and and exactly it’s us it’s time to bury the hatchet and invite us to that [ __ ] dinner again let’s get faired income let’s get down to Brass tax who’s done more for the club in the last three or four years than Tom and I no one Hugh’s
Done [ __ ] all no offense and this isn’t about Hugh this is about what’s right and what’s wrong I also I you know what I actually don’t want it to become about USV Hugh because because H it’s not about it’s not about that Hugh’s an asset to the club and we want we you
Know like we want multiple assets we want multiple assets where we want to try and build a nice asset base to be honest yes a nice asset base we want to diversify our portfolio the club certainly it’s in their best interest to have a diverse portfolio of fans so Tom
And I hit the punter and the dribbler Hugh hitw he hits Hollywood the award show season ex not wearing much manly of the award shows though I will say that it’s all very you know suit and tie uh but he he could do more yeah sure but like he’s Broadways West and that’s
He’s boy from o that’s right he’s [ __ ] Deadpool sure he’s got some reach but look at his social media game he doesn’t even [ __ ] he’s never on there he’s never on there he’s got 20 [ __ ] million followers he’s not utilizing them is how many 13 plus jump
Has he sold hey is he is he putting any any highlights up of [ __ ] the boys getting after it has he ever [ __ ] dwu and said great game bro has he ever bought a PS5 for the boys because they were playing with old school crap and it
Made the club look like it was Bush League he made us look like the Tigers did he go and like think about it like Hugh Jackman could afford probably a billion ps5s we can’t afford a billion and we still we [ __ ] forked out of our own
Hard own Blood Sweat and Tears sort of [ __ ] PS5 for the club took six weeks to put the SK to get the skins on those stickers did not go on easy now sure you could say the stickers of yourselves that’s somewhat indulgent it was indulgent but it was important that we
Did it well cuz we made a promise we made a promise to the club that we would put our faces on that [ __ ] thing and give it to them it’s exactly right and we did and we delivered and all I’m saying is what has Hugh done who now
Again it’s not about us versus hu and I think that’s an important distinction to make Tom you you’re very clever in bringing that up clever not the right word doesn’t matter but I am clever it’s about what we offer the club what we’ve done for the club and it would be
Nice I think to be recognized from time to time I’m not but like recognition in the form of a [ __ ] steak and a beer with the boys I’m not asking for a [ __ ] rim job here but I’ll take it listen if remies are going I’d like to be both hands are up
You know can I yeah can I be a little bit of a greedy guts here and you know can I have more than one sir yeah can I have a steak and a Remy but if it but I’ll settle for a cutle of beers and a
Cutle of L with the boys before one of the biggest games of their career yeah I just don’t know how like it’s not even like you know cuz we used to be in club we did we used to be in we used to be in club we were we would come down to
Bloody team photos and then I don’t know what’s happened we used to we used to get invited to Awards nights Tom yeah that’s true suit sort of stuff yeah and something’s changed I don’t know what it is but I’d like it to be rectified get us to that
Dinner get us do we do we almost have to like campaign the club to players well well we can officially commence the campaign now consider this campaign started we’re on the campaign trial yeah we are should we be at the dinner Midway with you and the no it’s not a question
It’s not should we it’s get us to that [ __ ] dinner cuz should we is a question let’s be honest let’s all be [ __ ] fair to income and just ask yourselves a simple question when you think Manley do you think tomin edti yes you do I don’t think Hugh Jackman no
Offense uh listen it’s not about no no I’m just saying no I listen when I think Hugh Jackman I think lame is a Rob I think West End I think boy from I think Wolverine I think Broadway that’s what I think and then I also think h alsoo a
Noted manly fan and one that I respect greatly and have a love for but I am like I just wouldn’t mind a Stak with the boys as well and Hugh Jackman let’s all sit down and have a nice steak together medium rare preferably although I can go up to medium if required if
Required I feel it preferably not big Scotch filet guys we don’t like scotch fets and that’s mainly because my dad put it in our heads but I I do agree with we’ll also share a t if they going like we’re Happ to do that if you want
Tom I to share that’s fine we can do it if we have to share I just won’t share uh a drink no that I will not do we share a sigy or a vape though share a sigy or a vape um but not drink or a toothbrush or
Toothpaste we want to come back into into the club as in bring us back in yeah we want to be back we want to be a part of back under the wing yeah get us back under the wing dude cuz we’re out here flying solo obviously we’ve got
Each other and you know we we get it we get ourselves through the night so to speak but it we do but it’ be nice to come back in under wing yeah to use a bird term well considering they are birds that seems to make sense now I
Don’t know who upset yet prepared to not apologize for anything we’ve we won’t be apologizing but we are prepared to be allowed back in and invited to dinner yeah did you watch man take on the roosters I did Seaside almost won yeah yeah exactly that was out New South
Wales cupside Brandon wake at the helm you get the drift and uh the roosters but made what 60 Minutes in looked like we were going to win yeah is that the math The Roosters The Roosters that’s g off T The Roosters had Joey Manu Tedesco kryon [ __ ] Watson Conor Watson Sam
Walker Luke Ki Sai tupo like they had all the [ __ ] play first grade first grade side that’s which to me you know how and I don’t know whether we were talking about this the other way yeah look at that [ __ ] side dude Jesus Christ um and look at our Tri
Scores like you know there’s one of them that’s probably You could argue that not one of the people who scored tries for us a guaranteed a first grade spot Toof simply would be the one that I think should be but other than that would
Simply be in the S A you would think you would think even though he’s now been suspended for 3 weeks for a crush tackle uh I wonder if they still fly to Vegas no you wouldn’t bother how hard is it to change a ticket if they’ve paid for him
For business for like a flight well I think I think that the deal they’ve done and the reason that they’re going to VI uh FG and the fact that you would have seen FG airlines in the in goal or at least on the field if memory serves is
Because they’ve done a deal and I think the nature of such means that they could move [ __ ] around I don’t think they’re on like sale tickets but let’s say you couldn’t let’s say heaven forbid you couldn’t go to a [ __ ] you can move it around so you could just go a sweet
We’ll give it to codo there or transfer the T sure he could usually they just charge you a fe to do so yeah yeah like a transfer transfer but I think because I fj’s probably doing a deal they’ve done a deal with FJ airines shout out to him
Shout out to him look at the the tri scor for the roosters Walker young tupo tupenu tupo Watson pong p p pa PGA um they rolled out their best [ __ ] side and we basically had him beat we had him dead to RS Tom you know how we smashed the rabitos
The other day where it was like [ __ ] 60 to two 7 80 points right we had some good players playing in that game and they didn’t right it was a good win but that was like yeah you you want to beat the [ __ ] out of that team cuz they don’t
Have many players playing right like we wanted to we had if it was a [ __ ] 3622 game against Rabbid o we would have been disappointed correct the roosters should be disappointed with that one well the roosters are [ __ ] they are then they’ll do [ __ ] all this year I think we
All know that don’t we well we that’s what that’s what we that’s what we glowing from the performance a look at this side Tesco tupo Billy Smith Su Dom young Luke Ki Sam Walker that’s the backline do the [ __ ] math uh White Docker clay Collins tupua butcher Radley
Bench sand Smith Teran butcher Angus Kon okay so they got an Australian player on the bench that’s then they’ve got in reserves Joseph Manu Wong Conor Watson in this uh poer fellow so a pretty goodlooking rugby league side one that should have put 50 on us one that was
Basically beaten until we took our foot off the throat and you know just coasted to the Finish well listen we were just we were trying some stuff in other mly news congratulations Round of Applause to J choit yes great day for the club great day proud day for the club and Ruben the
Week before I don’t know if we’d already I don’t know if we shouted Ruben out keep the Applause gone for Ruben [Applause] gar that’s special stuff yeah loves in the air at the club well it’s a settled Club I think I think Jake goes to another level for me here yeah I think
Ruben does too when you’ve got when you’ve locked in a beautiful woman in their case yeah I just think you you set another foundation for yourself from which to build and grow well it’s the most important contract I’ll ever sign there’s no [ __ ] in that either there’s no [ __ ] well especially with
What you stand to lose if you break the contract correct you listen you lose half of [ __ ] every dollar you’ve made or earn or or own if you would break a contract in a r League sense no and I’m not I’m not here to nickel and Di would dispute the the the
Laws of marriage not my not my reckon and and in fact I support all the laws of a marriage Tom given I am married correct merely pointing out that this is clearly the most important contract that he’ll ever sign and I’m pumped for it well once now like now you’ve got you
Know it’s like the contract will take care of itself I just want to play good footy y now that he has you know he’s popped the quy he’s got the answer that he wants now you just leave it to basically the MS the future Ms and
Probably her mother to work out all the other [ __ ] and well he’s too he’s too busy he’s got to go there and play footb but you just wait for game day to perform and then we move on again he’s got he’s got a he’s got to perform for
Club State and Country so he’s got other things on his plate Tom Jake does not time to organize weddings I won’t allow it but congratulations to him and congratulations to Ruben one more thing on Manley before you know we potentially move on we may not not sure Cody was he was he mentioning
Something in the green room around the fact that Tom jaboi running the fastest he’s run in three years the uh the uh rugby league the NRL physio um did he he put up a video last week was it I think we may have missed it but
It was like a club worth going over now no no no no just just saying just saying something about Tommy being like he hasn’t run this quick for three years the only thing that I only have with that Eddie is drawing too much attention to it well no we don’t draw any
Attention to it seems like we are now but we’re not going out we’re not we’re not we’re not unpacking this with a fine tooth comb we’re merely pointing out something that’s already been reported are we are we going to watch it yeah yeah well you got it there we’re just
Watching it though we’re not we’re not doing no not do anything else just watching a piece of content that that’s already out there it’s already out there we’re not we we’re not making it’s a piece of content turbo that was obviously you’re moving moving pretty quick fast as You’
For a couple years I’m back in again on Tom trovich for like the sixth year in a row turo that was obviously moving pretty quick fast as for a couple years I’m back in on Tom trovich basically the trainer say it’s the fastest he’s run for a couple of years
Trainers words not ours how old is Tom 29 7 I think just check that one 29 27 27 [ __ ] that’s Prime he’s [ __ ] young as [ __ ] that’s prime years then what’s Jake 30 Jake wouldn’t be 30 would he 30 31 no 30 30 30 30
We listen you can get fooled by the fact that we’ve watched these two young footballers come up from [ __ ] you know SG ball Harold Matt sort of stuff and we’ve we’ve watched them come up through the ranks you can you can be forgiven for thinking they’re still 2021 I do I do
Often I do that regular but you and I not 2021 ourselves anymore no I’m 35 in a couple of months uh which is etch as it gets just back on manly quickly I know that we’ve [ __ ] that’s Punchy bro I know it is uh [ __ ] stop laughing over there
Um another manly player who’s coming through who looked hot in the little bits I was like sort of paying attention to humph Toby humph someone humph I started following on the gram can’t remember his name Jamie humph huh Jamie Jamie humph got a bit about him
This kid just a bit I don’t know if where he sat in gurus could be anything if he [ __ ] popped up at all but humph keep an eye out for that [ __ ] huh I think he’d be a 14 okay we we we get some 14s R we got some 14 has a
Kicking game on him as well I think he’s a halfback we got some 14s running around but like you know we’re going like where the [ __ ] so I think he was a halfback coming through the grades and now it’s sort of more like 14 is the way
That he’d be introduced into the the fold but you know sometimes when and not you and I specifically we’re Cal levelheaded measured but some people would maybe get a little bit uh frantic and maybe over welmed when you’re like what’s going to happen after DC we signed Brooks he needs a dominant
Halfway [ __ ] without him sort of thing what’s that’s not how we reacted um there’s always a plan there’s always someone you’re just not hearing about what about F Now where’s he gone maybe it’s this humph fellow can you please go to John H’s Instagram saw this the other day this thing was
[ __ ] this is some good [ __ ] I hope it hasn’t been taken down is this John hopp a in uh sorting out a BL who umed to Yeah so basically Ju Just get it up I want to read the caption but basically what I think is so when you
When you’re 68 and think your size can intimidate anyone you get out of your car and punch my mirror and swung at me during your road rage you get the [ __ ] slapped out of you and you start yelling help me rape then you run to the the
Cops like the little [ __ ] that you are and make a complain a complaint LOL doesn’t it suck that you got slapped and cried like a mut then ran and made a complaint and nothing is going to happen cuz you started at LOL # not everyone is scared of your size
Hashtag now if you listen to him here let’s just get the video and you listen to the great John uh so the guy is on his back up against a tree or a power power pole and Hopper is screaming in his face with his finger
Up to his face going don’t be a [ __ ] [ __ ] and then slaps him I think when the yeah he does this guy would have got the shock of his life when he starts trying to be a big tough CT and doesn’t realize he’s going after the great John Hoppa could you imagine that
Would be the the regret the instant regret that this BL would have felt when John hopped out of the car would have been so pure to watch what’s that like you must be wondering how I got here yeah and it’s just like getting out and folded against a power pole with your
Gut out getting slapped by John on a rainy day you’re laying on wet grass as well just to add insult to injury with your big fat tum popping out he looks like a huge big fat tubal lard this Blake on the ground and John hoba is still still looking at
Well listen John hob will every bit the rugby Le John hob will be able to kill people till the day he dies you know what I mean look at those pipes dude look at that don’t be a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God what a [ __ ] up that’s got to be the
Biggest [ __ ] up of the year so far this BL big fat Budgy loser who’s on the ground going don’t hit me like if you’re going to walk the walk and try to be a tough C trying to fight people in a road ra road rage incident then yeah he’s used to people
[ __ ] themselves at his 68 size John habad is like bro you think I give a [ __ ] I’m the most suspended man in the history of rugby league which is coming on 120 years long and the rest well 100 Years of 2008 so so so I’m right coming up they
Would have been playing it before the end you know well rugby league as we know it 120 so were they not playing any rugby league before 1908 that would have been I’m saying you know like Australia was Federation in 1900 right 1901 whatever you get my point right so
Australia was still here before then but it became a thing a fish you know a fish so rugby league as we know and love it coming up on 120 officially yeah no love it well as we know and love it officially yep as we officially know and
Love it shout out to this guy um and shout out to John hopp also scream I’ve actually I’ve actually missed JN we haven’t we haven’t been we haven’t enjoyed JN content for a little while now no I know but he’s always delivering the guy screaming you take
This off the screen please to it’s giving me the guy screaming rap making me sick is actually pathetic as well the guy was screaming raped like help me I’m getting raped yeah well he’s certainly not getting rap raped in the video no he’s not getting raped I just mean the fact
That he’s even yelling that like you want to talk about oh what’s that one with his hand what’s he done there sorry now I’m just in John hop Instagrams he took his cast off in his sleep okay his hands heavily stitched yeah sure all right I thought maybe it’
Tell me why your hands stitched maybe maybe then the next one his hands stitched in that next photo trying to cut a coconut when you try to cut coconut but put the knife straight through your hand and my wife now my wife thinks I did on purpose so I
Didn’t have to drive to Queens night for’s 21 I’m not ruling that out no I’m not ruling that out either is anyone ruling that out I don’t think you rule that out it’s a long drive luchano Le Lua now we were talking about it on the DMP the
Other day that’s the dirty merger podcast with the one and only Den grandpar podcasting camp and I think the yarn that he pulled up was that luchiano had been spotted walking to cogra we then obviously deduced that he’d been walking all the way from Townsville Townsville 18 days 20 hours something like that
Nonstop and you know dragons trying to get another you know dragons obviously haven’t signed anyone really of no no disrespect but they’re trying to get luchiano back we were worried about whether he was the clarity of his thoughts if he was considering going back there heard since then that he also
Now the Raiders are the favorites to get him which would just you know spit in the face of the Dragons which is nice but have you heard what his apparent asking price is at the Raiders or what asking generally speaking no I haven’t what do you reckon for the big
LGE what’s fair what’s reasonable yeah what’s fair and what’s reasonable you think he’d ask is he asking 800 nine really year four years that’s bold from luch it is that’s a lot of D me but like you could probably get that maybe well I don’t know if anyone would pay that to
Luch In fairness but you might be able to get it at like a lower Club but even then think of that Tigers no they wouldn’t cuz they’ve already got not anymore they they would certainly once upon a time they were in that s of um the dogs wouldn’t fish wouldn’t dragons
Would the dragons probably the only ones although I’ve heard that their salary Cap’s completely or maybe the Raiders actually would because it’s like they have to pay overs to get people to the club like they just have to you know how there’s a Sydney tax in the AFL if you
Live in Sydney you can pay pay more money because the cost of living’s higher that’s what they argue realistically there should be a camber tax where you can pay more cuz you got to get people to come down to an absolute [ __ ] on no offense yeah the the PO
Tax something like that like you know people that work in uh sewage for example danger pay they get they get paid more oh you want me to go and swim in a in a pile of [ __ ] or a pond of [ __ ] a puddle a puddle of [ __ ] I’d like more
Money yeah if that’s okay with you and that’s reasonable that’s fair to ask that also oh yeah are you um you know are you a a pearl diver are you diving for Abalone off the South Coast of Australia where you’re likely to get a limb taken off where you’re likely to
Lose a limb from a great white considering it’s literally great white shark territory and there seals everywhere and they basically want you to dress like a seal and go and get Abalone you get paid for that now I’m not saying that Liv in camber is dangerous unless you let TR Mitchell and
Jack whon um but it’s a [ __ ] hole and you should be remunerated accordingly what we’re saying is it’s not too dissimilar to working daytoday in a septic tank now dogs beat the storm I I mean these none of these games mean anything in terms score line listen if you if you
Think that the preseason challenge means anything you’re an idiot you’re an absolute idiot you’re a [ __ ] idiot you don’t get rugby league in fact I would argue that you’re better off not winning it yeah I’d avoid winning it at all costs yeah there’s no point in winning it there’s no point winning
There’s no value to winning the pre I mean no there is a literal monetary value but like that’s but if you don’t if you don’t try at all and you win like we did last year that’s fine but if you try like the roosters did and you win then
There’s also a thing that like if you don’t try you can never really fail correct so as it pertains to a preseason tournament you best not to try correct because then you don’t fail yeah whereas aost has tried and and they te technically they won but like that’s a
Failure You could argue they failed eels line through them tried and failed miserably see that’s the other thing if you try and you fail your season’s over yeah eels eels was it 38 Raiders uh eel 16 eels are done eel season is over before it’s even
Started I don’t think the eels make the eight no I don’t I’m and I’m not I was like I half liked the E when they made the Grand Final the other year in terms of the players listen you and I have never hated the Ys really well not the
Players not the players but all we’ve ever pointed out is that they’re not going to win the comp before the sun explodes and that’s not estimated to happen for you know 3 four 5 billion years so I think it’s five five billion recent estimates it’s five put it a five
There we go so I mean it’s it’s got nothing to do with how we feel about the Ys it’s more math it’s astrophysics yeah that’s all that is how long does the Sun how much energy does that have Sun uh does the Sun have correct well how much hydrogen remains
In the core of the Sun that it can be consumed to keep it at its current size before it [ __ ] goes Supernova basically that’s what we’re say that’s what we’re looking at but although it’s not actually can’t go super over it’s not big enough but basically we’ll go to
Like red giant expand eat the [ __ ] in planets you know you get the drift you get it you get it we can’t live here anymore we’ll have to say goodbye yeah uh we’ll leave the eels behind losing to the Raiders though in that fashion that’s that’s tough when you’re trying
As hard as they were why were they just playing at net stride to Jubilee uh I just don’t think anyone could be [ __ ] to go to Cambra and then but why not play it come back don’t know don’t you think it’s random that they went to cogra I mean
Yeah sure maybe because preseason challenge like did they hold any of these games at stum maybe they must have had heaps of game because they was back to about games at Gosford get your money’s worth i’ say that’s probably it um but look good you know good for the Raiders KO weeks getting
Over it’s about the only name I recognize there now quickly TOS TOS see this again [ __ ] game this is not where you want to be 1860 I don’t want to be there that’s a territory like that’s tough dude that’s tough had CES go solid how do you feel about your
Club’s performance generally in that game that’s that’s he said he thinks they’re going to win the comp for those listening at home Cody reckons that the tar is going to win the com I will I will preface that he has told us on multiple occasions that he’s a die hard
So and also that he doesn’t it’s like the hardest he he’s part of the standing o Brigade yeah he’s a standing o guy that’s how he that’s how he sort of presents as a human he gives standing o now do to get S off or simbin wow what a fan wow shocking wow
Shocking I know what he’s up to I won’t mention it yeah I won’t mention actually so do I yeah somebody usually gets up to we won mention every quiet weekend was it okay well sounds like it um shout out to Zion Mayu who clean [ __ ] took
Someone’s head off great name it is a great name that’s why I said it I don’t know if I’m pronouncing the last name correctly I I apologize greatly I think you had a crack you did have a crack people don’t get as upset about like the mispronunciation of like trabo or gvi as
They do if you [ __ ] accidentally pronounce another name wrong you know what I mean yeah someone dm’ me like [ __ ] pronounce this thing right I was like dude forgive me but like relax I’m not trying to offend you here sir or Madam or sir but Zion Mayu that’s a rugby leue [ __ ] say
Zion dude if you said to me who’s likely to get sent off in this game I’m probably going I’m probably starting with Zion I’m just getting that Vibe and that’s not to impune his work I’m merely suggesting that a name like Zion probably means that you correlate more
Highly with sending you know getting sent off for reckless endangerment yeah um you’re likely to go high but just a just a [ __ ] [ __ ] game yeah 18 16 Tigers this will be put in the famous win category I think for the season but also what happens here is two teams trying and both
Failing well did the Warriors try as hard as the Tigers I don’t know who can we go to the teams yeah see the tigers are trying you’re right the tigers are try look at this [ __ ] I don’t think Warriors are trying no Warriors no you’re right Warriors not
Trying the Tigers have rolled out in origin standard and like by Tiger standards origin standard if that makes sense well they put out their best side Tom yeah for a gripping twoo win again the best course of action in the preseason compound is dribbl is to not
Try because if you don’t try you won’t fail and I’m seeing too many TR teams trying and failing here that’s what I’m saying Broncos 4620 now you know what the easiest [ __ ] bet of all time was in this game what manate it was Walsh Cobo and semi
Val anytime bang thank you very much um obviously all those games were live and exclusive and AD FR care [ __ ] o they were they weren’t anywhere else um but in terms of like getting back into my my gambling on the weekend I did souths were paying 220 to win against the
Dragons they beat the [ __ ] human piss out of them can you just go back to those results please the dragon 220 they were paying 220 at one point 28 to6 286 the dra can we just go to that game $220 yeah that is absurd might have been
$2 by kick off but I I think I got him at 220 I’ll double check I at least got him at two bucks dragons were definitely favorites yeah dude ridiculous so I got I hit rabbit o just to win which was easy as piss I tell you
What I did make a mistake and I went a couple of [ __ ] overs and unders bets on a couple other games overs unders in Trials that’s [ __ ] stupid well it was Bal it was Bal one got close the other one was nowhere knew it uh but I also
Went unders which was that was bold I really thought you thought defense was going to win the day well I just I wasn’t I thought it might have been a lot of clunky [ __ ] which is true but there’s no defense no um absolutely pounded the rabbit o did
The dragons and the charity Shield I feel like they’ve I can’t remember last time they lost a charity Shield um but then I also got Herby farmworth first Tri SC just warming up the fingers dude warming up the fingers rabbito win into a [ __ ] Walsh Cobo Val into a Herby
Farmworth first try score at 1050 I think shout out to EDS obviously obviously not a great start to the season for our boy the Mad Dragon he was pumped before the game gave one of the biggest fire UPS I’ve seen out of him I think I could argue
Probably the biggest I’ve seen the problem is that tell what he does he’s a he’s a uh slips not tips sort of guy like I need him to I need to see how he is after the game yeah you know what I mean I want to I it’s all well and good
For you to just keep doing your fire UPS which I love more please into a pool but like I need to see your reaction straight after a game the moment the moment yeah I know do a podcast with like 50 other dragons fans I only care about you sir I want to
Hear what you say straight after the game the moment the whistle blows and you’ve lost another game that’s what I want to hear from you I want to hear from you when it’s raw emotion you’re [ __ ] furious and you want to just torch your Club that’s what I’m looking for yeah because
Oh as much as the fire ups are great they lose a little bit of Gusto when when you get hum when you get humped every week you know yeah look at his face he’s [ __ ] it’s a great outfit too look at that singlet hold on hold on start that
Again look at how tight I didn’t I’d miss this [ __ ] dude he’s he’s wearing he’s got like a size small dude I was trying to his singlet is almost like a chicks one or it’s like a Gold’s Gym like Anie [ __ ] you know Mr world it looks painted on no offense get out
Dragons fans it’s 2024 rugby league is back Georg Ora dragons are back and the Mad dragon is back 2024 is the year of the dragon’s white it is the year pause quick pause can you see his belly button the stain is that a stain where belly button belly
Button sweat I think that’s belly button sweat I think that’s belly button sweat he’s [ __ ] pumped this might be a second or third go at it oh I don’t think this is his first run I don’t look at that belly button sweat yeah that belly button’s working over
Time once more it starts today today you get your first insight into what the dragon’s way looks like the charity Shield against the old enemy the South cityne rabbit it doesn’t get any better than this so come on Dragon F Fire come on dude that hold on hold on that’s good
I just want to can we just press the him walking towards the camera again cuz we get our drag look at that belly button dude look at that belly button I love it I want one of those singlets can we buy him you want one of the what is he mad Dragon
Ones imagine if they came with the belly button sweat mark on them that would be funny there aren’t the singlets for sale there’s a bunch of other no I don’t want a dra I need a mad dragons what’s he got here flash berry stubby cooler Mazza League Legends look at that [ __ ]
T-shirt the Vulcan Ator what’s that I think it when they had Ronald vogan for like [ __ ] two days and then [ __ ] him off wow what’s send for the man right mundane okay Ricky Watford you can buy 2010 Grand Final shirts I think showcasing Mark Gazo when he scored a try is
That I love that dude I can’t really I need one of those singlets mad dragon please send the singlets we send your add oh we’ll pay for Freight no doubt about that uh this weekend punters and dribblers the second and final round of the preseason challenge cup whatever the
[ __ ] it’s called again all games live and exclusive on KO it’s been so nice to have him back it’s been good it’s been good to be back around R League football Friday 23rd of September 600 p.m. 23rd of February 6 p.m. R those roosters now this is going to be like bside bside
You’ assume so but again it’s good to see your well friend of the show friend of the show Connor Watson said they’re leaving on Wednesday so they won’t even be here so you would assume that well yeah then it’s the it’s the but this is kind of nice well it’s kind of
Interesting at least this is where Guru gets into his work because you get the next the next boy’s up the next boy’s up the tier below a rung below if you will um but then sharks doggies I wonder whether these games like the non Vegas team games will have a bit more like
Well this because they they got two weeks they got two weeks so I would assume they have a bit of a crack then you got storm nights kuber Kon said uh that he thinks that Jack coger of could be J Madden Fame just if you would to
Imagine the two in your head um but Jack Koga is should be the halfback for Knights over Hastings is that right Thunder interesting bit of Thunder overhead pun and D that was dramatic wasn’t it Dr yeah I don’t think it would what said wasn’t dramatic but it it it
Was made dramatic by the Thunder correct cuz you’re saying that Jack Koger might be halfback over Jackson Hastings based on what kuer Kong said sure but I was also watching some highlights today and jock Madden obviously playing for the Broncos and I’m like be the same person Warriors take on the
Dolphins uh fish Warriors again hopefully full strength right you get to see a bit more then we’ve got Manley Broncos that’ll be second tier City dragons Tigers damn C bow [ __ ] me dead 805 Maji Saturday night taking a g of the Bush we love that yeah that should be thrilling Raiders Cowboys
Cambian seph oal love it and last but not least least Titans ears suo so there’s another M outside action packed w can of rugby league football yeah outside of the um dragons Tigers game they’re all good games of rugby league football but even still dragons Tigers you watch yeah but a preseason
DMC bowl is a little bit hey going it’s a little bit Punchy it’s but it’s that’s it sort of creates its own little [ __ ] weird narrative maybe that’s the point you know what I mean like you know what you’re going to get and out of that something might may Blossom yeah it’s
Good point it could be such a [ __ ] show it could be really entertaining yeah does that make sense that’s that’s an optimistic take well I am an optimistic guy yeah you’re nothing if not optimistic that’s exactly right I’ve got no time for pessimist y um shout out to
Shout out to KO pump for these games um and shout out to [ __ ] k for actually having them on correct Tomy you aware of uh someone by the name of Shane Rose no I’d like to show you what Shane Rose got up to on the weekend Shane Rose a show
Jumper or dressage equestrian equestrian competes in the uh Eventing which I believe is jumping over the obstacles okay have a go at what Shane WR you you would you would obviously when you think of a question you think tight tights jackets pompus pompus braided horse uh fart sniffing
That’s right the not not an Olympic sport the aristocracy exactly well like Zara Tindle Jesus Thunder’s getting into its World some serious Thunder Zara Tindle of royal family Fame competing at the Olympics sort of stuff correct but you you imagine dress to the nines yeah have
A got what the big fellow got around in on the weekend this just this just got me going at an event yeah competes get [ __ ] New South Wes Olympic equestrian Shane Rose stood down for wearing a man cany D he’s wearing an Borat why do he stood down that’s what
He got around in yeah at the event is it well I I mean is there any footage of him actually competing I’d like to see him [ __ ] I mean that’s that’s leaving very little to protect the ball bag jumping over [ __ ] maybe he got maybe
He got DQ before his nuts hanging out is there any is there any footage of him in the event I haven’t been able to find any of him in the event cuz you can imagine going over the obstacle and Landing there’s quite a jarring that sent through the
Body surely his nuts fell out that’s well you’d have to assume they did fall out I’d be prepared to part with some hard-earned money to bet on the fact that they they popped all the way out but I don’t know I mean I feel like only
In a sport like equestrian would you be so uh upset put off by a bit of Borat action like pear clutching at its finest there who gives a [ __ ] why do you need to be dressed a certain way maybe this is what the sport needs a bit of a bit
Of like Happy Gilmore energy to it he’s just trying to uh loosen up the sport well when was the last time you and I spoke about competitive dressage well we haven’t I don’t think we may have we may have I’m not going to say for sure we Olympic years which it
Is Jesus Christ I think that is play all the way on that’s why he wears [ __ ] he wears funny stuff sometimes it was an event it was like a dress up event so they’re encouraged to dress up he was encouraged to dress up and he gets what suspended for wearing a manini
They’ve s him down from competing for a few days while they finished their internal investigation oh my God is this guy Olympic quality yeah he’s won three medals two Sil two Silvers and a bronze I love this guy in Beijing Tokyo supended him oh they’ve stood him down
For a couple of days he’s not suspended I don’t think but um why cuz he got his nuts out in front of people I think he looks pretty good I think he looks great you can’t even see his bum crack you can’t you can barely see his ass crack I
Haven’t seen a single testicle I do feel sorry for that Turkish towel that he’s sitting on third pitcher should be illegal someone said which one’s the third the one we’re looking at one oh is it yeah who said that beat it Beck mu well Beck might be having fun there we
Don’t know if Beck’s actually upset by that or if she’s just taking the piss England suffered their worst test defeat since World War II against India was are 435 runs yeah and the absolute just basball [ __ ] suery that’s come out of it where they’re like oh you
Know we’re not [ __ ] upser it’s just a you know like we’re not disappointed this is just what happens like it’s about how you play the next game it’s like Joe root played this shot where it was like okay we get basball and like it can be a fun watch but also sometimes
You need to just knuckle down and [ __ ] like play some Cricket yeah he did this like reverse sweep ramp [ __ ] I don’t even know what you call it scoop shot just straight to a slips and they’re basically calling like one of the worst shots ever played in test
Cricket and he’s like they’re like well Joe Root’s [ __ ] got 30 test tons what the [ __ ] would you know it’s like so did he get them all playing bad ball Joe Root’s like exactly do you know what I mean how many he how many he had under
The new system it would [ __ ] be the a minority of his [ __ ] total T but then they were like he even Jo Root’s like I’ve got out way more playing a [ __ ] conventional Ford defense and you’re like yeah right what’s your point because you probably played more
Of those Ben Ducket who I’m not even just look at Ben Ducket and tell me what you think that guy looks like a [ __ ] Oddball uh but he is like saying he like oh you know he feels like that England should get credit because other test teams are playing like aggressive test
Cricket now shut the [ __ ] up mate Ben Ducket and Scurry back to the hole you came out of where was the quote from Ben Stokes he made some like he was like quoted the other day basically implying that they W he wasn’t trying to make excuses whilst
Making excuses not a big excuses guy not a big excuses guy wasn’t looking to make excuses but was was happy to make him but it it it baffles me how low the that team and that country well not that country it’s probably a little bit broad but that team specifically is prepared
To to stoop when they’re talking or defending losses that’s the thing like just why don’t you just go you know what we weren’t up to it we lost it was maybe a bad performance or like we didn’t do it well enough why can’t you say that what
Happened to just going yeah we got our [ __ ] Rings pumped 435 runs biggest 3 434 rather biggest loss in World War II come out and just acknowledge defeat how are you trying to spin this in your favor you got pumped in Fant to B Ducket he did get 153 of 151 deliveries we’re
Not talking about that we’re talking about what he said just saying oh this him just wigging out like just having a winge about the [ __ ] this was him whatever it’s called this is him winging about hawy my personal opinion is if the ball is hitting the stumps it is hitting the
Stumps they should take away umpire’s call if I’m being perfectly honest I don’t want to get too much into it because it sounds like we are moaning and saying that is why we lost the Test match Ben Stokes I don’t think Ben Knows Why they’ve got Unis call I don’t think he
Understands because it’s there for margin of error because they can’t predict where the balls like they can’t predict 100% where the ball’s going to go just [ __ ] England dude I just am trying to work out like there’s a world where I’m like a are they trolling us are they trolling the
World like in terms of their uh purposely trying to get under our skin yeah like purposely trying to be whiny little [ __ ] like I for one enjoy basball as a style but it be like if Australia was doing basball I like this is sick but like when you need to
Knuckle down like knuckle the [ __ ] down it had piss me off being an English fan watching my side play like that because all they need to do is play situationally situation the situ if the situation calls to go and uh swim swing to the bloody to the hills to the hills
Then go out and swing uh but if you’re losing troops and you got to dig in for the nation then that’s what you got to do too look at this shot from Joe right oh my God 224 for two yeah what are you doing mate that’s a
Shocker that is a shocker why is it so easy to hate England [ __ ] I hate this they make it easy they make it so easy like you can’t and it’s saying you he must have got out for another for one before recently as well they’re like he’s got out again to
It reverse lap shot oh it’s disgusting it’s fail Jesus Christ pathetic stuff anyway that’s Cricket that’s England Edward Cutler biffs on yesterday M Cutler biffs on good card I enjoyed it thoroughly up until about round two of the main event yeah it was great until round two of the
Main event I just wanted to turn attention to uh morab d v guy’s an absolute psychopath he picked up cejudo you say and walked him around the ring just so he could so that he could find Zucker smash him in and then just [ __ ] boom just pounded his arm you
See cejudo’s arm his arm at the end of the fight was like huge [ __ ] thing on it just looks so he got the [ __ ] bashed out did sorry if you can hear rain I don’t we don’t usually bring it up anymore but it’s pissing down just so
You know that’s the noise anyway um should be right Mor Rob’s an animal he’ll be fighting uh he’ll be fighting for the title he’s dude he is one of the biggest bantamweights I’ve ever seen my life he’s [ __ ] enormous yeah he’s huge well at least they they look it
Until you he looks next to [ __ ] tank Jesus Christ but when he just literally walked him around the ring for what seemed like 30 seconds unbelievable St that’s when you know you’re in some serious trouble um was there anyone on before Hernandez or was that the Hernandez that
Was the start of the main card no no no yes that was the start of the main card yeah um um Justin T’s brother stepped in for him saw junor T stepped in for Justin taer day notice yeah he got [ __ ] it’s the shortest notice ever it was
Like a week and he got [ __ ] up they just booted his leg just kicked the still go to the second round though respect that no no listen he was you respect it just for going in but his leg just was getting chewed up anyway back
To the main card davish villy he got the win he’ll fight for the title next Ian Gary Beil I feel I feel sorry for him he hasn’t he was a bit of a fan fa not a fan favor people like liked him until
He just was pointed out to be a bit of a [ __ ] but he took his wife’s ex’s name yes that is cuck City I know it just is it is you don’t take your wife’s ex’s name no you don’t you shouldn’t that’s absurd it’s a bit it’s a bit
Much that into the book people just you know I get it you’re giving people too much ammo I know I feel sorry for him but he I thought that was I thought there was a good fight in the sense that he like it wasn’t a very good it wasn’t
Very entertaining but it was like it was entertaining in the sense that I thought he was [ __ ] pretty slick he was slick just some of it like as in that was a tough fight to have to deal with and he was there was slickness the knees he was
Throwing like’s [ __ ] rang keeping him at distance and again I’m talking about [ __ ] I don’t know had about six in on him keeping him at distance and just picking him apart well Jeff found it hard to get in to use another term that that we we don’t we don’t really get it
All I’m saying is the K hasn’t made it easy for himself uh and unfortunately for him a little bit of the luster a little bit of Shin’s come off 14 and0 though 14 and0 the next fight though this was so Bobby Knuckles Polo aosta was actually a [ __ ] doozy they didn’t
Even get a fight of the night bonus [ __ ] off that was the fight of the night it was unbelievable um and it was such a good fight it was very close I was kind of like I was thinking though like Robert Whitaker clearly won the first round and
Chile got his head kicked off but he but can I that’s where I want to [ __ ] get to and this St this was [ __ ] pissing me off John anik and who’s the other guy that does color bisbing was we’re basically saying because he landed the kick he won the round I’m like that’s
Not how scoring was no but I think that I think it I think potentially in a close round was no but it wasn’t that close it was close I think it was close but Rob was doing the better of the work he almost got knocked out but he didn’t
No if he fell to his feet uh to his If he if he’ Fallen to the ground yeah sure but he didn’t he didn’t drop but it was it was it was like you can steal around with a Tak down or with a [ __ ] like something if it’s if it’s equal to that
Point I thought it was equal enough for that to happen no I didn’t think so but outside the judges agreed with me well no I think it was like 2-1 yeah they probably gave the third to to they may have given the third to Costa no no no
No they whito Whit clearly won the second and I would say clearly won the third but I’m pretty sure I think from the judges scores it was like it was unanimous one of them had Rob win in all three though it was 21 21 3-0 yeah um in
Terms of rounds yeah but Rob’s just like Co cost’s good as well like I don’t think anyone’s stocks go down after that fight cost is a [ __ ] animal they were there both like willing but Costa didn’t do as much as I feel like was was it was
Sort of presented I I don’t know how he thought he wanted the fight at the end I was like he’s been pretty good afterwards you’re seeing all the stuff in the media he’s not too much like doesn’t think he’s robbed or anything oh he’s been posting a lot he posted
Comparing their faces yeah well that’s I mean listen I get that but he did that no no no no what I’m saying I’m saying to Costa I’m like I get it dude but Rob’s a [ __ ] animal Costa is the biggest middleweight I’ve ever seen he’s [ __ ] huge huge and Jack to [ __ ]
Whitaker when he came out looked ready to [ __ ] rock and roll it just show Almost not even seen him that pumped just with Robert Whitaker it’s like he was the champion and then he was the man you faced before you got a title shot and then he loses to and and most people
Didn’t beat him so it was like how the [ __ ] do we give anyone a title shot because they can’t get through Rob but Rob’s lost to Izzy twice so like what the [ __ ] do we do he then loses to dricus he got [ __ ] up but then it’s
Like okay back in there what’s going to happen now Costa another absolute [ __ ] animal and he just still does the job he’s an absolute Beast he’s such a beast Islam Islam left like put a tweet out or something he’s just like such a high fight IQ so like just just sucking
Him off and he just like yeah Whitaker the man suck the man off suck the man off suck that man suck that man now we get to the main event and vog V uh Ilia Toria i v looked great he know he looked good there’s no excuses there he just
Got [ __ ] absolutely he looked great until to use a term from commentary uh was was using angles World Tom yeah I was just I was ready to to start pulling my own penis after he would have gone up I thought 2 and0 in rounds well the
First round was tied as well I don’t know if it was a I but listen my bias will dictate that it goes to to vog to vog and then gets absolutely slep yeah crumpled crumpled folded in on himself like origami yeah or like the uh the the Titan
Submarine uh yeah yep probably not as dramatic I’d suggest but no no more dramatic but but it definitely there was implosion not explosion correct for sure because tore is like you look at all of his uh highlights leading up to this fight you look at all of his highlights
From his fights toori like or like a couple of his like knockout it’s like one punch just melting [ __ ] and it was so that was like always obviously a concern but then like vog got a chin although he did get his head kicked off recently does that matter like what
Happens but it was chapor has like the touch of Death In His Hands it but what was annoying is that he’d already set he he’d put featherweight World chairman in his buy stole the belt like all that [ __ ] I was like someone needs to shut this little [ __ ] up and
Unfortunately the little [ __ ] can fight yeah the [ __ ] can fight the [ __ ] can fight which is devastating vog had a beautiful run he’s he’s he’s four and a half years I think goat featherweight goat he’s he’s pumped everyone and eventually at a certain point someone younger and hot comes
Along that’s the way of the world he wants a rematch yes he does I will I’ll bet look whatever vog wants vog gets can I can I can I ask something of Alexander let’s have some time off yeah let’s have a bit of a breather let’s woo
Up and have a breather cuz you you you’ve been f a lot and regularly and taking fights at short notice and I think it’s time for a breather to have a [ __ ] spell I think it’s time for RNR get back to Wing dang chill the [ __ ] out
And we can look we can revisit this late in the year late in the year or early next maybe even give toore someone else he can fight someone else in between I’m not anti I’m not anti end of the year early next I’m not anti that I don’t
Want to see this [ __ ] done in June or something you know what I mean like no let’s W up in Chapo’s defense about being a mouthy little [ __ ] which he is which he is but he did walk the walk he walked the walk but he also when they
Were doing their face offs when vog was dressed as a grandpa which was fantastic obviously unfortunately now does an age well but it looked great but when they came to Face Off torei goes I respect you professionally and personally this is just my dream and I’m like that’s pretty nice it’s pretty cool
It’s pretty cool and he’s out there trying to sell the fight you know I can respect that needs to work on his English if he wants to be a star oh he can speak well enough and that’ll only get better I’m just saying it helps with your marketability it just does that
Knockout dude fold it origami style and poor old vog he just wasn’t aware of where he was when he woke up which is always a it’s not a great song well that’s usually what happens after you get knocked out shout out Josh Cohen knocked me out in your 12 twice this
Week for Josh Cohen there you go I don’t think you’ve mentioned him before no never did you run into him recently you going hard in the paint no well I just remembered that he knocked me out and I remember not knowing where I was when I got knocked out only time I’ve been
Knocked out probably hopefully the last touchwood uh the the 35-year-old curse continues in Earnest yep God I wish he didn’t take that Islam fight God I wish he’ given the win in Perth [ __ ] I know well but you know apparently why he took the Islam fight the second one no because he
Signed a new contract with UFC with a minimum guarantee fight purse for like another five fights so he’s like all right I’ll do it but I want to renegotiate my contract so that’s kind of why he did it right for Monday for cheddar yeah and also was I was like no
One would really begrudge him from losing if because of the circumstances the way he lost unfortunately not great no and people rightly or wrongly go they’re connected those Knockouts they’re connected they’re connected those Knockouts connected connected there he now lost three fights listen you could you could make that argue you
Could also argue as Tom’s pointed out that tooro is a heavy hitter yeah did he fight has he has he lost his last three fights vul was it Islam Islam tooro yeah no heg oh yeah he thought maybe he fought y sure he did yeah he would have he
Defin he definitely did Islam there you go there you go there you go so he’s one in four yeah that’s what decline looks like punters dribblers it’s not nice what I’m listen vul’s the [ __ ] featherweight goat like yeah you can argue he’s one of the greatest of it’s
No argument he is one of the greatest to ever do it we love volkanovski he’s he’s uh he’s a son of the nation but all I’m pointing out is he’s lost he’s won one of his last four fights that’s all I’m saying and while we’re on vul’s sad loss
And it was a sad loss I can’t help but blame Mark Zuckerberg’s presence in his Camp Mark the [ __ ] Zach like did you see that video of him like like walking out and people like trying to like they’re all passing around [ __ ] and he doesn’t know
What to do have you seen the video yeah I watched him I watched him walk out with it no but there’s a video can you please get it up it’s saved to be saved no Instagram there’s a video where when they walk out and they
Get to the ring and then you know like when they’re like taking their shirt off the rest there they doing [ __ ] and there’s him there watch that I You’ seen that yeah I saw that I watched the whole thing happen live yeah but this pointing
Out of him actually not doing a thing oh so this like this is on him and he’s he has no idea what he’s doing like it’s like what I’m trying to work out why he’s there like he’s obviously a friend I know they’ve done some [ __ ] before but
Like is this just more like a a flex well like a make a wish style like experience as opposed to like a value add to your team he’s really trying to Rebrand himself isn’t he Mark the KCK Zach like yeah he is look at this look at his hands here he
Doesn’t I know it’s so awkward him like noding no okay oh you need me do something there no okay oh he’s like oh should I hold this oh Jesus he’s just nodding he looks so he looks more nervous than [ __ ] vog to fight oh it was weird dude it was weird
Stuff just not good not good not good optics oh just get out of the way and just be happy to be there you know not good Optics why are you standing so far at the front you need to be up the back you need to be up the back like behind
His BJJ coach rather than in front of him you know what I mean he’s front and center he’s in front of everything yeah he’s [ __ ] wigging he that just it’s such nerd nerd terrot treat oh it’s very nerd and unfortunately Tom I can’t help but feel like he’s to
Blame I don’t want to blame him because obviously he has a lot of say and sway around algorithmic implications he’s our daddy so to speak yeah he’s our Tech daddy he’s our Tech daddy at least for part of it certainly for Instagram and puns and dribblers you
Could argue is that take well not argue you could [ __ ] he is well it’s not an argument it is what it is is so I’m not going to go I’m blaming tell you how I really think no I blame him but I you know we’re like it’s all good well so
I’m saying I’ll blame him I’ll leave it there but he just looks like he looks like a Billionaire’s child who’s been given like a an opportunity like is in like a do you want to go and have fun with the with the fighters him nodding
Along and stuff as he tries to take his stuff is very very very awkward watching look at him look at him it’s not the right energy it’s not the right energy it’s just not no this is the biggest fight of vul’s Life One of well the biggest is always the next mate that’s
Right and you’ve just got an awkward Mark Zucker part man part robot just nodding along bobbing along you see when he did ruing the vibe he did a potty with uh Lex fredman and as the intro Lex made him hold up one like held up uh one
Of those you know it’s like a pick pick every photo where there’s a uh there’s like traffic lights to prove you’re not a robot like Le made him do it good that’s a good tral I enjoy that that’s great stuff but he’s obviously Advanced AI so he’d be able to do it he’s
Seriously Advanced I didn’t like that as an omen for the fight worth pointing out no I don’t think anyone did what’s he doing stop stop stop anyway [ __ ] you Mark we take that back no no we don’t now they uh announced the main event for UFC 300 ah
Okay I just can you can you [ __ ] scratch your balls a bit harder are you Richie that does not get my dick hard at all no offense no it doesn’t really Alex Pera has gone in seven UFC fights he has become a champion in two weight divisions and he is now headlining UFC
300 everything else aside whether you give a [ __ ] about him fighting Jamal Hill for the uh light heavyweight title Jamal Hill a former Champion mind you um it never lost the title it doesn’t give off 300 energy does it no no that’s as simple as that but it will still you’d
Hope be a good fight I think it will still be a good fight but I’m with you doesn’t give up 300 energy and neither does wayy Jiang versus Yan z naor g holay does gayi hollow does for the BMF belt Ola uh suian does Prasco and raikage does Calvin kada Sterling does
Bo nickel and uh Cody Brundage does mainly because of Bo nickel figer Cody garbrandt does H holy home Kayla Harrison does sadik Yousef Diego Lopez doesn’t and that’s I’m casual I don’t know whatever you want to call me unfortunately Tom the co-main and the Main’s what’s that’s what carries the
Whole thing I think that the weak I think the Main’s good enough it’s not a 300 good but like it’s good enough given listen if it was 299 sure great cool perfect 300 it felt like it needed more although unfortunately for fortunately unfortunately not even it doesn’t even
Matter there’s just not many 300 fighters on the roster W there’s a handful it’s it just feels like it got away from him a bit this one feel like they left it late to start booking they think they left it late to start booking when is it 14th April [ __ ] I
Think they needed to put Connor on that card that’s just yeah but that’s that’s what is going on money apparently you like you can only believe part of what Dana says I think but he’s like mate the guy just like he’s too much money so he
Just wants more and more no it wasn’t even that he’s like he’s like to as a guy to work with he’s like the best business partner we’ve ever had the motivation is sort of I guess the inference it’s like he’s got so much money it’s like so basically Connor is talking [ __ ]
When he says I think I think he also said he’s got um he’s got uh promotional things for for his movie oh right timings sure maybe maybe anyway I I wouldn’t I wouldn’t mind seeing him fight again that’s all I’m saying no M I’m with you
Let’s go to a couple of dribbles before we get out of here what do you reckon let’s do that also very hot and horny and and ready for Jack M Del matalena at 299 299 yeah who’s he go 299 when’s 299 10th of March March Ali Maron Vera
Porier St Deni Kevin Holland Michael Venom pagee dude this card’s [ __ ] sick Gilbert Burns Jack Del melaner this card’s [ __ ] dope peteran and S Yong that is a great name s Yong Tom Eddie tobler mate it’s the Bly Pavilion dribbler here um mate I’ve just got a bit of a question now
I’ve got a good mate of eyes um that um was born on the Gold Coast was brought up as a Bronco supporter um now when obviously the Titans come into the comp he’s um he’s done it all Game of Thrones so he’s turned his back on a heel turn
For lack of a better term and now he he swears hatred against the Broncos um and he’ll um he’ll be pretty colorblind for the Titans so but I’m just seeing that’s pretty UNC because you know he’s got the family history there he’s he used to be
Um as a young boy a Bronco supporter but now he’s just all about that so um but he also has the uh you know the home turf Advantage here so look I’m just wondering what the go is there so um you know let us what you know thanks he’s a
Sick piece of [ __ ] that shouldn’t be trusted correct like if the barrel if Barrel got a [ __ ] team in the NRL or Duo like I’ve lived a life of supporting the mighty manly seagull the boys from the peninsula the insula Peninsula I believe we run white and
Have an eagle on my chest that sort of stuff you going to bring in a [ __ ] side just cuz that’s where I like and now he hates the the club he grew up loving like you can’t hate what the [ __ ] is wrong with what have they done to you
It’s what’s not the point point they were your team but to invoke hate yeah well it’s a very extreme feeling ha a Hate’s a strong feeling well yeah be wrong yeah if you and I mean I don’t I don’t condone this on any level but let’s just he’s done it now so whatever
But like to do it if you were to do it and then still be like but obviously I’ve still got a soft spot for the Broncos that is still disgraceful Behavior but like much better than being like oh now I hate them how the [ __ ] do you just hate them
That’s what I’m trying to say what have they done to you because to turn your back on someone who’s done nothing to you and hate them for it is absurd it’s UNC yeah that gu’s Ed that guys ET and I would be that’s watch that’s watch list stuff yeah well
It’s like friends close enemies closer though like I wouldn’t trust him as far as you can throw him you know you what you keep him close because he might bloody you know you see those like uh those Instagram videos where uh it’s that it’s that AI voice and he’s uh yeah
That guy annoys me [ __ ] annoying but it’s like you know from some like hustle motivator page of some [ __ ] it’s like there was this lady once she had a pet snake and then she realized the snake wasn’t eating dinner for weeks it wasn’t eating and she was feeling really
Bad about the fact the snake wasn’t eating and every night the snake would curl up in bed and lay next to her and she took the snake to the vet and it’s like this big python right and he’s like uh and the vet says uh has the snake
Been in uh has the snake been uh sleeping with you at night she goes yeah has it’s been laying alongside me like all the way he’s like well the vet says the snake was wasn’t uh wasn’t hungry it was sizing you up and preparing to eat
You it was waiting until it was big enough so that it could swallow you whole what’s the lesson in this story you don’t know what yeah you know like be aware the snakes are always close by or some [ __ ] and you’re like shut the [ __ ] up Jesus that’s that that’s that
Guy that’s that guy that’s that guy he’s lining you up to swallow your ho do not trust that guy don’t trust a turn code he also probably follows those sort of Hustler Pages yeah that guy that guy that big bald guy who’s like if you don’t have a [ __ ] sixpack you can’t
Work for me yeah yeah exactly that guy yeah dud yeah shiny dude he’s actually hilarious for he’s hilarious hope that’s answered your query yep Thomas Edward D punas Rivers it’s the same [ __ ] that called the other day asking about the 100 me question how many diad could you
Be anyway I’m a BST drer I’m walking home from the Oxford I’m sure you guys are very familiar with the ox it’s all the go to playing town I just wanted to I’m a 22y old male and I just wanted to get some perspective on how much better night life was in
Bis let’s say hour long ago you guys are here at the union this place [ __ ] sucks now it actually sucks so boys any ofice any recommendations I’m going to I’m going to bring the party back to BST you guys need to give me an advice how
Am I going to do it also I’ve walked home I’ve put my stri on I’m moving at about eight oh [ __ ] 8 Minute CS all the way back out to the [ __ ] other side of town got a 5K walk home um manly never brisban forever
Peace out home brys he what what day of the week was this was that sent through that was sent through on Sunday at 2: a.m. so so he’s gone out Saturday night first and foremost uh shout out to I believe Club Medusa yes that was at the
Ox shout out to Club Medusa a couple of sweaty nights in there mate if I was trying to bring back the nlife in first of all no BST BST rather I first of all I was I’d um I’d bring back the Eddie I’d probably get on the blower to a guy
Who sell sand yeah at at like quantity at quantity I’d be I’d be shipping in 10 15 20 30 35 40 45 50 tons of sand I’d be filling that [ __ ] to the brim the entire back Courtyard yep then I’ll be uh I’d be bringing in some stage some
Lighting some smoke machine some laser uh bubbles like those like the turn the bubbles everywhere I’d be I’d be bringing in DJ Havana Brown was she there was she there think was she the one that we that bumped us at parata for the high ball comp was she there or
Tiger L was there some we got bumped by one of them at the parata stadium as well I believe Flume may have been there as well FL went out there once uh early days pre flum being Flo well but he was flum though he called fling duck peing
Duck as well but before they were who they were correct but they were there I’d be getting some upand cominging talent and I’d be [ __ ] shipping them in and I’d be doing some sort of full moon party problem is though from what I understand there’s like no one really there
Anymore it’s like all distance and that makes it that makes it that makes it Towers is gone it is I think they’ve raised it we heard it would had been raised yeah it it’s definitely shut I’ve driven pasted it in the last 6 months or
A year and it was bought it up why do they call it raising when they’re flattening it’s a great point it’s a great point to raise something up is to raise it not erise anyway I think the [ __ ] you got your work cut out for you mate if
Everything I hear about bais is true is that it’s kind of just [ __ ] dead now you think it might be just a we of run sort of a volume thing might be like you know how they say well like you he in America California is sort of like falling
Off well s well San Francisco for example [ __ ] yeah la I mean La was never great IA but it’s come back though in terms of what it was like you couldn’t walk down a street without getting fees thrown at apparently they’ve cleaned it all up well that’s nice I’ve cleaned up some
Poo anyway I think baath is much like that now from a University party lifestyle Party Town lifestyle what how listen for it to go back to what it was you need people going down there with a bit of [ __ ] ticker and a bit of Gob bring back Bobby Burke bring back Bobby
Burke I you can probably chart the decline of the party life in ba is when Bobby Burke was can we just just find out whe accused yeah well black male or saying is he in is he in prison or is he just a disgraced former former town
Mayor uh I think he’s a Vader jail of course he has he was always a slippery [ __ ] he was slippery for the black m charge against their fellow counselor that’s correct that’s correct was he found guilty though he was found guilty of misconduct in public office by jury what about on a courtesy
Bus is any is there any charg any charg he was sentenced to 18 months in prison but will’ll be able to serve the time in the community I’ll look up the he’s a he’s a good Community man Bobby don’t look up the courtesy bus do not look up the courtesy bus there’s
Nothing don’t look that up um tell you what there’s probably part of it as well when they’re like if we could put him in jail but he could potentially pick a lock with his teeth too slippery you got to let a you got to let a slippery eel
Out and community service that’s that’s his bread and butter yeah but unless you’ve got goers around you’re [ __ ] it was a place where you went to sort of prolong your your youth a little bit whilst getting an education correct feels like now it’s all Education First youth prolonging second if if at all
Well the moment they moved to a distance model which is I mean listen I took some I sure I took some classes via distance but that’s cuz I didn’t want to go to with shoots I also took some classes but via distance but that was because I’d
Been there and years but I still but I still live there well I yeah so did I mate don’t you remember we used to take the we’d sign up via distance to heaps of class he didn’t have to go at all [ __ ] great yeah he just get on the
Pierce um but also but all well yeah and and then by the end of it I just left because everyone else was leaving and I felt like I was maybe pushing it you were pushing it you were old before you got there well we look back now I wasn’t
I was 21 not even contextually yeah there was 18y olds there you know what I mean yeah I mean I was a [ __ ] Grandpa contextually contextually so to stay another five or six years beyond that you would have been you know really well then you become like those uni guys who
Are there for like there used to be some of them oh yeah [ __ ] Earth there was I know them I remember was I remember their names you could name the old the guys where you’re like you’re still here uh hope we’ve answered your question mate yeah you got to get [ __ ] in there
With a bit of [ __ ] ticker and you got to fill the Eddie full of sand it’s pretty simple problem solve one more Dom Eddie and whoever is your long listed prod producers on the floor this week just got a quick yarn off the back of the trigger BFF M’s Bond Golf Course
Situation it reminded me of a yarn that I once heard and I think maybe this is the solution so years ago Kim Jong Hill previous head dictator of North Korea went out pyang and on his first ever Round Shot 38 under 11 Hall in one on a 700 7,700 yard championship course
11 think about it yeah well like he you know he’s telling the truth CU if he was lying he would have said 18 Hing ones correct he’s definitely he’s definitely telling the truth he’s just had a great day out some you have’t have you ever
Seen uh I think this sort of like it’s not a meme but it’s the videos of people tapping on a table because eventually they’re like if I tap on the table enough times maybe I’ll perfectly line it up so that the atoms in the table and
The atoms in my hand will separate and I can go through your hand will go through the table like you know if you if you things happen if you attire them enough times you know what I mean I’ve I’ve never heard that one have you you heard
It yeah it’s like this Tik Tok thing I saw point being maybe he caught fire he goes out there that day and the atoms Aline so to speak and he shoots a [ __ ] 38 under or whatever it was it is what it is yeah it is stranger things have happened when you’re going
Around the twist right like that’s just yeah have you heard the word about the boy in the spider bird and the spider wiggled and whatever I listen I do the lyrics wiggled and wiggled jiggled Insider something like that have you ever ever felt like this strange things happen got around the twist
Now that may make sense to some of you and no sense to also a lot of you given the broad demographic which we’re speaking to if you don’t get it shame on you to do you get it no [ __ ] you just it’s just wild to me 28 as well that’s
Wild that’s wild to me I swear you told me you were turning 28 turning 27 will you listen to me yeah so did you watch it he’s well but see you’re a bit Triple J yourself so like they both Triple J crowd you think that they would like almost watch it ironically these
Days it was ABC yeah I know so like the loyal to the yeah loyal to the station loyal to the Broadcasting Corporation wild stuff but toet didn’t even know who Michael Slater was yeah true once I saw the photo it all came didn’t no it no it did it came back AB
Did you know it was a crier when you saw the photo yeah no you already told you was a you’re a liar you’re a liar you don’t need a liar dude you say I don’t know who Michael Slater was you don’t know Rand of the twist you don’t know
Michael Slater what do you know how many test times did uh Matthew Hayden get seven oh my God Seven no I’m not too sure we know that we know that I’m not going to lie to you boys yeah it’s a couple more seven buddy yeah try 30 yep try greatest up we’ve ever
Produced I’m sure we’ve talked about this recently cuz when Warner was retiring we probably did some comparison work oh look we probably did do some comparison work I just don’t know whether toddler would beig Cricket guy which is okay he’s a rugby league guy he’s a manly man
Not a cricketer though no not a big Cricket guy not around the twist guy either he just said Matt Hayden got seven test T I was here no were you were you there for that I heard [ __ ] me dead um like that will he also doesn’t know
What round the twist is which I can’t get over yeah but I can I like I can kind of forgive that how because he’s 26 I don’t know if it was still going when he was a pup how does Cody know about it because he’s from Kenville and that’s like yeah
We didn’t get it on the Northern beaches no it’s more like no he’s mov from the beaches to workco but like I could see a lot of like people in know I used to live around there or at least I used to I can say people you know be sitting
Around a table doing k watching around the [Applause] T yes dude that’s kville breakfast yeah yeah that’s breakfast in urville exactly K them in and around the twist right I [ __ ] all right we’ll see you later bye you do just not talk anymore
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nobody cares about Manly, zzzzzzzzsnnore
Good luck with the tinder ban
I’m glad Ilia is now on the map. Been a fan for a long fucking time. But God I feel horrible for Volk. Easily in my top 5 all time.
Ashley Harrison of underrated backrower fame, snapping blokes
Manly fan since 2015 when I got into League. Will be at game in Vegas in 2 weeks.
Thanks for the 'Heavy Storm and Rain ASMR sounds' during the pod boys
Tobler is Sam Smith
Is the podcast recorded outdoors?
tobler use google mate, eddy was right it was a days notice ie junior replacing justin tafa
Edward Simpson of I got a bad itch fame😂
Kayo are shit house worst streaming service they are rubbish
Ex Bathurst dribbler as of 2020, experienced the final golden years. After covid the uni party life died, the eddy shut, other loose pubs changed hands to corporate pigs who hate dribble, yarn and playing up. 70% of CSU students are online, I believe there are only 2 residence open so there's no Tom, Dick, Harry or streetys getting around for provoking quality entertainment or simple excuses to get on the piss or the big day… oh and the club medusa is shutting in March so RIP Bathurst night life forever #2795 #Towers4ever