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Right one of the worst shots this show has ever Seen ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome back this is Bob dust Sports we’re happy to be here fat Perez is happy to be here Joey d is certainly happy to be here today we have our 2v one fat Perez going up against me and

Joey D in a scramble you know the drill now first of five wins the series loser we’ll do a five minute comedy set I would say at a comedy club that decides to have us I guess you could say if they do but FP currently up 4 to one right

Now in series first to five Joey D backs against the wall how do you feel today pal not good but uh I never feel good in these things so maybe we’ll pull the one out F PR how do you feel today got nothing to lose dude no you don’t I got

Some I got some games to give up so I got that going for games and he’s got some jokes too if need be ladies and Gentlemen let’s get down to business where did I come left she going brought the back up let’s get us out there Joseph my apologies sir you see

Yourself why did I take an iron that’s further left than yours dude good God by the way can we not talk about vetos as I’m swinging we should not be talking about vetos mid swing with that being said what are you getting tonight I don’t

Know dead I’m such an idot we got to find can you check my alignment when I swing I still think I’m lining up you don’t want me being the guy but I will say you were lined up that way I know I was so some could say it was a good ball

It was a terrible B right but according to where you were lined up the flag was [ __ ] in the canyon ladies and gentlemen our first comic coming to the stage tonight Joseph Peter Demar they call him Joey col now what’s the deal with traffic why do we have to

Sit in traffic traffic more like Asic what’s the deal with airplane food why do you park in a driveway but drive in a Parkway what’s the deal with that I I saw lob shot I was like that I’ve never seen a ball that far left on

This hole and Joey D just goes hold my beard lot of Pricks out there in this world Joseph am I a prick kind of no you can be all right good you piece of [ __ ] hit that ball you [ __ ] where’s tick hold on wait for the tea come on now

Dick oh he just gave you some side Eye Pal he’s a he just gave you some side eye tickets oh my God [ __ ] let’s start preparing our routine here DH oh oh 117 up the hill just need to hit the green these guys are in tough Shape it’s little short probably just a hair short but I like we might have to start working out some routines Joe this is not the start we needed man no no and we’re not even like we put ourselves such a bang job yeah we do we do it’s a

Uh I mean go OB both of us out of the gate just it just gives him hole all right Ys uh we got to put in the cup so just not the start anybody was looking for have to find a more start and what oh

Too much I mean good shot though that is a conceited hole um we’re going to go back to our cart regroup tough start all right what up early early early quick little regroup okay you and me yeah we got to we got to buckle up here my

Putter is in the who you had that to lose that oh my God that would have been horrific this guy almost lost more than he bargained for it’s so funny our Callaway rep yesterday go gave you an extra head of the driver goes well now

If you you break another one you got to spare I gotten to that point that was kind of a bang I respected that but I I didn’t need that where are you going to hide these boys bodies when you [ __ ] like where do you dispose the body I’m

Not so worried I think I can get rid of Bob pretty easily D’s going to be the tough one yeah go that’s a big boy okay hey hold TW is on hole Yeah listen we win this hole we’re right back all square and I’ll feel good yeah that hole

Was just kind of just that did wash it’s a wash yeah it’s a wash go back it’s like a bad appetizer you know yes that’s a bad precedent but if the if the meal slaps you’re still fine we’re entree guys yeah we’re double entree let’s go

Get that Entre let’s get a family feast get a family feast let’s go get that arre time for that Entre do mean it’s a fairway that’s a sign of a bad strike yeah Joseph okay that brings us back to life really freaking hard bang roia how

You doing I’m doing good yeah like all right yeah could oh I don’t shouldn’t say well could be better it always could be better but it also could always be worse man it did not do you any favors usually don’t but it starts now it does start

Now you know what I should have trusted that driver on the first hole I trusted on this hole that’s right and we’re in a good spot here it’s okay to not be okay that’s right if I’ve learned anything 88 plan 93 that doesn’t look like 9 downwind I know it looks shorter 70

Yeah oh my could be one of those days t yeah it’s a great shot I mean maybe 5T 6 feet little pissed off tick today eh yeah little pouty poppy three under on my ball oh head up head up Jesus Christ it’s so far over his head it’s not even

Close I knew it was never going to be right at him it was like 15 ft High okay maybe if he was dmbe Matumbo he had to work I would have called it otherwise yo it was directly over his head you got to call it either way 20t 20 ft High yo he

Almost killed it goty so far over his head it was he was okay got that ENT get up there yeah I got the entree and then I [ __ ] spoiled my dinner with with a bad batch of ice cream that’s what happened you’re trying to kill me out

There it’s always better to be safe than sorry out here if you if you were LeBron James maybe trying to kill me out here no no it was it was way over your head telling you I I always scream if it’s coming to to you it it was way over your

Head if you wearing Air Maxes it would have hit you okay we we got a shot we’re going to have a little dialogue here good run why didn’t you yell four dude wasn’t even close your putt almost hit him you’re so full of shirt did he bubble oh oh all right

We’re in for par this could really put us behind the aall here all right put to go two up up an early Euro it’s dead center we got some work to do Joseph through two holes press up two holes we’re down and we’re down bad bang

Job FP is four under through the amount of holes that we’ve played that probably makes no yeah probably makes no sense including the round that we just played yeah I mean listen if we’re losing on pars we got problems SP um yeah so maybe it’s not us well that one maybe not the

First one we handed him the hole which is just not necessary that one’s us um this is this is not good man we are we are we we have not even sniffed you know the part the part of the problem is is when we used to play PR he was at least

Considerate that there’s a chance he might lose like he was a little nervous he’s not even sweating now so good that looked really nice got that ring up on my finger nice Jo wow look at this special be a real shame if you just yed us right up

I could da on the other stuff for you right now as far as Fairways go they’re hard for me to find well I just found two in a row I know that’s what I’m saying you just we just have to ying and yang here that’s what to do the fact

That we that we lost that last hole really bites us because if we were down one I’d still be like okay we’re all right but being down two now that’s a problem this is soft and I’ll will admit it’s soft and 235 out big Ravine it’s a

Very skinny green and I’m too up likely if I hit this into the [ __ ] I’m giving them the hole so I’m going to trust my my wedge game I’m going to go just a little layup here and leave myself like 100 yards yeah just get it down the Fairway

All right we’re going to follow that exact same thing up same swing same tempo yep very very nice Bob okay beautiful so Bob put us in a good spot we have got to desperately win a hole I got nothing to lose here except for a golf ball who where did that go

H it might be over on the other side nice than I understand it’s soft but if I had if I was with someone I would do it it’ll get us out here out of your fast yeah wow look at you guys I’m giving it away if I if I don’t get it

Done I ain’t trying to get this hole way bro 113 that’s a full gap wedge but if I hit it there it’s going to zip so I got to drive a pitch and wedge in really good [ __ ] maybe just a bit short but that’s solid yes yeah funnel down oh funnel

Funnel funnel funnel nice Bob oh whoa oh play the Contour how’d you do that play the Contour Josephine now let’s get him that funnel yeah good shot we’re all in there going to be interesting now bet you you made an Illuminati triangle in there bet you

Did you Bill Gates Sten Hawking if it gets down to a put off you think we have a better chance two one yeah you would think although he’s much better than both of us combined as a putter but two chances are better than one at least Poppy’s just parking awareness has got

To be B this guy just he’s really struggling today man you want to have should you have a conversation with him I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt this time that if happens again I think we have to we have to have that discussion three golf shots shooters

Shooters poppy bark job’s got to be better um it’s a strike it’s a little slap on the wrist if it happens again we’re going to have some big issues absolutely ridiculous I mean either I drive up and I’m late to the green because I’m getting right on these guys

Ass or I wait behind and then I get banged by these guys about like oh poppy you can’t park the car can’t park the car poppy ridiculous that rips look at that thing go okay Joe we got a fighting shot here pal a lot it’s childish that looks great really good

Joseph oh hands oh really good oh my God man oh I loved it yums hard putt here to have that veto’s order called in we’ll do one meatball hero two slices pineapple slice might be judged for that and a chicken Caesar Sal Bob here just letting you folks know that this episode

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The bad bad news bad bad news we’re down 2 after 3 yep the good news is we didn’t go down that hole Yeah and here’s the really good news first hole conceded second hole lost third hole pushed trending that is a trending situation did you [ __ ] yourself justart did you

Smell it that it smells like [ __ ] Chernobyl it’s weos dud I thought myup was in the cup I thought mine might have gone in the cup too listen here’s the situation um we win one hole we’re right there at this point we just got a scratching claw

We can’t we can’t just roll over and die I haven’t eaten anything fine I had a wrap I had a wrap I had a I had a full wrap with R Us forgot about it other than that I haven’t eat anything I had a three course meal look I I haven’t eaten

Anything besides my three course meal I I had a full lunch but other than that I haven’t eaten yo I get 160 142 at slope now now we’re back to 145 128 now 145 128 with slope yo why does it always get me I’m doing it every time like what am I doing

Wrong I’m gunning the flag getting the flag yeah I’m hitting right on it 145 plane 126 see B can I say something yeah it’s teed up too too high it’s too much that good keep yeah come down come down down go towards the pin move go go go go go

Move all right we’re okay Joseph is that our moment that’s right now can be sure okay all right fellas I think we got to get you a Twitter Joseph yeah I got a lot of things to say and I feel like a lot of people would like to hear

Yeah I I well not don’t say too much you know what I mean like I the way that I see the world you know what I think you need what would really help you what uh somebody from PR I don’t I’m not big enough to have a PR oh you’re Big N I

Ain’t I ain’t big I mean I’m big if you’re talking about being big onig that voice goes a long way it’s a powerful voice I was way sure how you feeling yam good you feel better if we just lost so you could go home yeah all right well

We’re well on our way big moment Joseph big moment J get off the bouns Jim to style Joe give me three of your favorite first basem K griffy Jr um I’m going to go Mark McGuire and Albert puos well yeah Kang J is not a first base I would

Have gone uh I don’t know I don’t know Albert poos is a first base and Mark McGuire is a first are they both John tell me what you sure the helmet poppy yeah tell me what you know about Doug mavich he caught the last out for the

Red Sox in the world series on their first World Series back look at that fun fact are you sure yeah positive in 03 uh in 04 right Oh you mean the ground ball that went back to Keith folk he still has the ball he won’t give it back wow

Peter oh oh oh that’s got to sit it did not hit that hard I hit it hard from left nice oh come on in come on in come on in oh all right put here to go three up good Pace that came way too [ __ ] close man

I’m not going to lie over to stby sty gets under it and sty fumbles one for the first time in Boba Sports history cuz a losing everything feels like the sun going down on I would say Adam Sandler maybe is like the great like has the best life

Ever I don’t know you know nobody really knows everybody’s life but he from from from from from the outside I would pick him dream life the guy loves pickup ball he loves ball dude he loves ball and he loves [ __ ] fashion you ever see uncut gems I haven’t actually you have not no

Oh digging up them hoes yeah you got to go digging up them hes feels like the sun going down on our contest you going to do some stand up with a canoli I mean that’s one way to do it perfect yeah you find a fairway here you’re doing something

Right kind of going at that bunker it’s coming in that good is that where you want teas to hit like that that’s good spread do you want to take a driver now no I see it left yeah where is it Hill on the left bunnies and rabbits are the same

Thing yeah yeah bunni is just like it’s like a cute way to say rabbit uhhuh bunny rabbit all right I’ll stick with rabbit all right like soda pop there’s soda pop there’s soda and there’s pop yeah you call him bunny rabbit you call Bunny you call it rabbit yeah how about B rabbit

Flins down s boy M nice [ __ ] shot Joseph that was really nice Maney diesel we got to win a hole man we got to win a hole it’s 300 just hit a fivewood and maybe see if it’ll if it’ll [ __ ] run up there God that looks good

That’s it’s rip as good as I can hit it did it is should kind of go yeah it looked a little less I don’t it’s not going to get there cuz I’m 300 out 303 hold it down b s 81 playing 75 Bob this my wheelhouse so I guess we’re about to

Find out y all right well move on that will go down as one of the worst shots this show has ever seen not this show it went sideways dude whoa sit down there no just give some pot that will go down as one of the

Worst shots I don’t yo I don’t think I could give you worse than thate that was a dead [ __ ] that I didn’t give us much there dude I needed to give us more we got a long putt now what kind of comment is that to make I just [ __ ] I

Just I’m trying not to make you think about it oh forget about that Joe I just what the [ __ ] was I I don’t know it didn’t happen as far as I’m concerned it was a direct oh well I don’t know it was directly to the right it didn’t go

Forward at all did it go into it went so far right into that ship that’s tough all right Eagle chip here got to Nestle it up close Oh I thought it was going to checky check there’s been some bad shots in this program’s history jet wow it was

Like if I started on my left nut sack I went to my right nut sack yeah yeah uh yeah dude these things are flying I barely hit that come on Bob [ __ ] me [ __ ] got away from me birdie here so in the hole oh all right Joe we got to hit to

Tie yeah we and we have got to tie that’s bad you got to get up and down from there you just have to all right Joseph Peter for the T nice Joseph is that a boy that a boy that a boy that a start winning holes though man we’re just hanging on here

We’re down two and we’re starting to lose holes got to win a hole hey Poppy yeah I love you huh fck you have a good day bye go get him pop later poppy time part three poppy time whenever there’s a part three poppy hustles on down to that

Green there and it’s what we call Poppy time it’s his office it’s his office oh no it you’re opening boys I think that’s the first shot I’ve missed today yeah oh come on that’s well struck uh short of the I wanted Birdie on the last to go to 5 under oh

It’s just on the GRE just we’re potting though that’s the main thing I would have loved to been a little bit closer so we listen we got to make par here we just got to keep pushing the envelope he finally missed a shot he’s going to have

To go up and down smells like [ __ ] Dam smells like a bar smells like my golf game dude let’s talk about what the best Christmas gift you got this year was um aside from doing hood rat [ __ ] with friends hood rat [ __ ] with my friends

Friends uh routine that up to so I say your jacket no Jack the jacket right there is the jacket up there jacket’s terrif wow what did what did what did Mom and Pop get you we don’t do Christmas gifts really anymore no actually you know what they got me

What what they they don’t know that I had already just got a wallet but they got me a wallet that has a air tag in it so that I sto losing my wallet that’s a brilliant gift yeah my mom was so pumped about it little do they know that Bobby got a salvatory

Leather C absolute fire piece out of Milan it come on I want to tell me what she said sit that was foot to the left that’s in the hole Yeah face come On Sunday a Sunday hold it you got a chance Bob put it in the cup Joe simple game better him than me oh oh no dude damn you’re absolutely [ __ ] to down I got arrested just horrific it’s like I got arrested but the cop got into a car

Accident and my door just popped open good God Joseph that’s the easiest partt we’ve had all day I mean it was literally like a two-footer we make that we’re down one with three to play I did like that jacket he gave me too glad to

Hear Bob I really like that J bro I feel like you would have hit comedy hard though comedy I know you would have done it to the next week thing oh it’s kid yeah what if like you get on stage one of them gets on stage and they [ __ ]

Crush it they leave the show and we’re all [ __ ] the jacket back no jacket’s yours it always has been thank you help God damn man that might be in trouble too I think that’s gone too why did I take the most aggressive [ __ ] line of all time I might get four slices of

Pizza that’s the fight oh oh y why does this place is there a stable yeah back over there we’re in a bad spot we got to play some hero ball right now who better who better better looks pretty damn good that looks really good over the woods through the trees

Hold sit oh boy I think it’s gone that’s gone yours good though yeah I’m okay but I don’t think it’s going to be enough there poppy who better really is who better do better pop pop all he almost got him I was right at him dude all right that’s not great but

It’s Fine’s your top five greatest athletes of all time in any sport Michael Jordan is one okay two Tom Brady all right damn what a great question I’ve never really SE thought about it co [ __ ] me dude I got one Kobe you given Wayne Gretzky oh Wayne grety Wayne Gretzky yeah for sure

Okay I got to get back to them what about like uh like at Deion Sanders Bo Jackson do you give them any love in that situation Vinnie test oh oh my nice shot I mean not that close but I’m very happy with that tired of losing can’t keep

Getting away with this what joke are you going to lead with I’m a fraud so what’s the deal with Hollywood and fraudulence oh oh I mean dude these screens I had to go for it we have to make this in order to try and half the hole not the place

We want to be start to finish stay up that’s should do it just needs to two putt all right two putts gets me that dub oh boy oh oh good God that was fast uh lot faster than I expected sure did just bring them up

Just to bring down you didn’t have to do us that way like to say well fought but it wasn’t it was terrible um we got a comy skit to [ __ ] we got to find a comedy lounge or whoever the heck would take us 5 minutes each is what we’re

Looking for LA area could be the Jupiter area you guys stink tick tickle be boo and for sure jokes ready fat Perez wins the series that’s been another Edition Bob to sports and we’ll see you next time folks you see Angels in the Outfield yeah what do you think of that movie

Gordon uh we’re the nachos I like nachos I’m saving them for labor yeah

48 Comments

  1. When Jet and FP were talking about top 5 greatest athletes… gotta throw Michael Phelps in there 🏊🏼🥇😎

  2. Watching Cutsy trying to catch is shocking. Any person, man, woman, child, grandparent who has played Cricket shakes their head. He can crush a drive and has the odd brilliant shot. Soft hands when catching seems to be his Kryptonite.

  3. I'm confused. You guys tied 7 and were 2 down. That left 8 and 9. Explain how perez won?

  4. Joey, you need to learn how to swing slower and hit your marks. Then you can pick up speed

  5. VIDEO IDEA: Bring in a swing coach/ sports psychology guy to help bob and cold cuts. Only shot those two have against perez.

  6. I move that the intro song for this video be used to open ALL Bob Does Sports videos. Fits the channel perfectly and gets me jacked up every time

  7. I have to say, if you stand this close to the ball? The chance of shanking the ball get's pretty big… big facts Bob✌️

  8. Can we please have someone replace Joey. He has to be the worst, most unentertaining, golfer alive. He’s def the guy that thinks he’s really cool, that the ladies love him, but in all actuality people can’t stand him.

  9. Does bob ever hit the range? lol dude hasn't improved one bit since this channel started. Might've gotten worse 😂😂😂

  10. I think I can speak for everyone when I say a 1v1 of Ben yams vs Tick would be the ultimate showdown!

  11. Huge follower of ya’lls content, I LOVE IT. It would be so interesting to watch Bob and Joey actually take a few lessons and know their swings a little better. I think they would have a ton more confidence going forward. Poor Guys dont stand a chance.

  12. Joe's backswing on putts is like a surprise party – no one knows when it's gonna end!" 😂🏌️‍♂️

  13. The PR person for Joey before he goes on Twitter is a good idea. You don’t want to get the brand canceled😂

  14. I just refuse to believe that the first teams that came to bob’s head were the Cleveland guardians and Oklahoma City thunder. Just a sick sick man

  15. You guys make me laugh every time I watch these videos, knowing I am not the worst golf player on the course. Thank you for giving me the courage to hit the course every weekend and play like a complete Jackass; again, Thank you from the bottom of my heart. FP, this is absolutely no reflection on you.

  16. The mutual respect between FP & the jet 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 love their relationship 🔥

  17. am I the only one who realized that bob and joey d still could've made par to halve the last hole and keep the match going?

  18. I've been away from "BDS" for several months and when I come back to the channel for some laughs, I'm not disappointed! That first swing and the ball shooting off straight into the right ruff is why I enjoy BDS! "Have A Day!"

  19. The problem w Bob/Joey’s game, when it’s bad, is they get all caught up in the “acidic above the shoulders mustard shit”. They need to have @speedgolfrob coach them. Otherwise they will only play well when they are ZAPPED.

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