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Gentleman we’re not supposed to be Here what you doing this is a closed course welcome back episode five of Clos course by pins and Aces we’re man short today be man down J Mage uh feeling a little under the weather said he’s got an eye infection an ear infection hives we don’t want that around here yeah he
Did he got hi I don’t know what’s going he said he was at a wedding so knowing maage you probably parted too hard now he’s got an ear infection eye infection hives he’s in an absolute state so we don’t want that podcast where was he at though he was in Texas Texas
Everything’s biger Texas everything is bigger in Texas I’m I’m just mad bailed on Arizona cuz what a time that was oh Waste Management recap you want to kick it off hot like that yeah so the last time or the last episode right after that we we got in
The car and drove down to the Waste Management um little trip uh good times we were definitely shooting some products shooting some of our new stuff coming out most importantly though we were there for the giveaway winners so if you follow us on social we were doing
An epic Scottdale giveaway uh to uh one random person and a guest so two people total we randomly picked it uh we grabbed somebody from Illinois our Boy George George George and toin George and Tobin and it was they had a they had a
Blast so we out to Arizona we put him up in a nice hotel we got him tickets to the waste management we uh I don’t know we went out with them we had dinner I mean we we had we had a tea time to go actually play golf and it was pissing
Rain on uh Thursday bro I know like last week was like nice sunny like 70s 80s it’s back to Sunny there this week yeah this the week we went it was literally cloudy pissing rain all week well I was happy because they were like super cool
Guys when we told them like hey the tea times got cancelled we in a putting World they could have been dicks you know cuz that’s worse it’s obvious I mean it was still fun but it’s not as fun as golfing for 4 hours and they could have been dicks about it but they
Were super cool I mean it wasn’t our fault so still you could get someone who’s like that that weather was bizarre I mean I you guys didn’t play Wednesday what were you doing Wednesday oh you met with Shady Rays you’re doing bus working what were you doing yeah golfing so
That’s what I’m going to it’s the Prelude to this is I was golfing Wednesday and it was nicer weather than Thursday luckily we didn’t play I mean at the end of the day Wednesday all of us were just freezing cold it was raining the whole time the course was
Soaking wet you got muddy you were hitting a shot and it was windy so you’d hit a shot out of the Fairway in casual water you couldn’t get any relief and then all of it would come back onto you and just cover you you saw my black hat
Just covered in mud you look pathetic yeah you showed up I was like thank God I didn’t go golf going to like on his it was a scene so that was Wednesday Thursday would have been an absolute no-go but we did go to putting world if you haven’t checked out putting World
Putting world is pretty cool it’s in Arizona it’s like an indoor not mini golf it’s like real putting like it’s all astr Turf right but it’s all it’s actually it’s like putting practice putting practice that’s a good way to put it yeah so that was and then there’s
18 holes so we were able to do that with them they’ve got a full bar and Kitchen restaurant they carry some of our product so that was cool they had a good time with that putting world did not pay us for that plug by the way no that was
Just all natural and then Friday so then after that we went back to the house we drank we cooked dinner it was a great time then Friday you guys talk about it you went to the people’s brand for the people’s open we did the waste management the right way we didn’t get
Some box some sweet you guys got up at 3:30 in the morning and went there well me and Stu were talking about it and we had no idea what time to actually show up we tried to talk to some people some people are like yeah I’ve showed up at 1
I showed up at 5 yeah someone on Saturday said they got there at 11:00 the night before that’s and they were the first ones probably man well anyway so we like so basically what I’m trying to say we had no idea what time we were supposed to show up yeah I don’t know
We thought we were like 4: a let’s be there and we’re like oh no we’ll probably be the first one oh yeah we’ll be the first one so we got the Uber from the house we scheduled it it left the house at 3:30 we were there in line at
3:50 in the morning and we like pulled up and I was expecting to see nobody but as we got closer and closer to TPC you saw guys like walking and some weird costumes and stuff so then we got to the main gate and what there was probably
150 other people there at least it was a wide gate though so like the gate was probably like 50 yards across so we were only like 10 people back like four on right side four or five section yeah four or five sections so then we got
There at like 4 and then basically just had to stand in line for an hour and a half or an hour 15 at 5:15 they opened the first gate and the lady kept coming up trying to speak into like the megaphone she was like Hey guys don’t
Storm the security gates what I repeat do not storm the security gates we’re going to walk to the next checkpoint keep it slow and everyone’s like [ __ ] walking we’re going to run and then she was was like no no no we are walking to the next security point do not storm the
Security gates or you will be apprehended so everyone was just kind of like looking at each other and there’s like people in line they’re like what did she say and they’re like H she just said to walk and they’re like [ __ ] that and some people like wait what did she
Say and they’re like I don’t know she said run and be super violent on the way to the next checkpoint so they opened it at 5:15 and like a few at first probably like the first 5 Seconds people were walking through the security and it would beep and that person would just
Take off and then like 5 seconds in people were just storming the security guard so like two things to the left they had the beepers one of them got knocked over people just kept running like everyone single file sing and then everyone’s just storming but you’re still not running to your seats
Yet at this point you’re still just running to get through into another gate to wait Wai but we didn’t know because they never told us like hey you’re running to this point and you’re waiting and I uh the videos I had seen you run to the bridge you know where the bridge
Is at the main gate that’s where you stopped so we start sprinting we take a a right take another right come running down the hill and I see people going under the bridge and then going left yeah and I’m like oh [ __ ] so I was like
Oh [ __ ] we’re about to run the whole mile it’s a mile from the start point so I was like oh [ __ ] and then everyone in front of me started slowing down like guys it’s going to be a marathon like pick your pace and then like we started
Slowing down a little bit and then once we got to the top of the hill then they stopped us and put us in like a tiny tiny area I like a cage I felt like honestly I’ve never felt more like a caged animal than what I was like right
Really I felt like cattle it was literally cattle in a barn being hted because I was behind you and we didn’t know that you guys gotten stopped by a gate so we just kep going forward I thought I was like right when we patched the gates I was like all right [ __ ] it
We go got to make up ground like quick cuz like this is it like it’s like a mile to the hole like we’re going so I like took off started passing people and then like They Se when you turned left they like sectioned it off so like you
Didn’t have the whole pathway no it was like a tiny little gate it was probably 10t wide tiny so I was like oh [ __ ] this is tight like no way I’m passing people and then like we stopped then we stopped and I was like I was probably like one
Two three like four rows back from the very front yeah so I was like there’s like there were like 20 30 kids in front of me and we all got separated because it was absolute chaos and I gave Stewie my phone because his ticket was on my
Phone so this is where I could interject because I wake up at this point is what 6:30 yes probably 6 yeah it was like 6 a.m. 6 a.m. 6 a.m. and I remember I was waking up at this point yeah and I woke up and I texted Liam nothing nothing
Called him nothing call Stewie nothing and I’m like [ __ ] these two idiots got arrested they brought in why is that your we brought in beer li like SLE you were bringing in beer sleeves and hats we like had like two full beer sleeves and like a fireball and [ __ ] so like
When we got through the first gate we’re like [ __ ] we can’t bring this in like we drink it all now so we’re pounding could you have gotten it through or no probably and people weren’t getting sto me and Le are like we like shotgun like three beers like each at like 600 a.m.
Or like 5m. yeah it was 5 yeah literally just before they open the first game and so like there’s just a bunch of Frat Boys there like there’s like a frat from USC like all dressed in banana costumes and [ __ ] and like we like literally during that first run it’s probably like
2 miles yeah like we get we get up there and everyone’s like oh God I’m going to yak and then like everyone starts going to the side and like throwing up and stuff were throwing L throwing up in the line bro we were waiting there I was l
Waiting in line literally just with my hands to my sides just just like this and did not move standing straight up for 3 hours and then I bumped into the giveaway winners I was trying to find Stewie couldn’t see him couldn’t see will I thought will was dead and then
And then I like kind of turned and the giveaway winners were like two people behind me so they jumped up in line next to me yeah and they were like where’s your phone and I was like well Stewie has it so I’m just going to have to
Stand here for the next 4 hours with no phone I stood there too with no phone but you had two phones I had two phones but I didn’t use them but that’s your own fault I was just standing there with my thought he could felt it vibrating and been like oh you know
Something luckily Tobin uh the giveaway winner had Will’s number and will was texting Tobin like hey Nick’s worried that Stewie and Li are dead do you have eyes on them yeah and I was like [ __ ] I was like tell Will to send us Nick’s number I’ll call him from Tobin’s phone
So that’s what I did and Nick was like hey this is Nick and I was like hey it’s Liam we’re alive like we’re in line I just don’t have my phone and it was fine but so you get through the your you wait so for people who are doing this next
Year you kind of get into a big herd then you got to go through security then you everyone’s running being stupid but you’re going to wait anyways okay so you get there at 4:00 4:00 a.m. let’s call it and then you get through security and by the time you’re in this cattle herd
With you know 10 10 ft wide at the gate so small time it was as wide as a table so we got so we got to that second gate at like 520 cuz it was like a couple minute run and then they told us at 7 they’re letting you guys run to your
Seats so we were like all right hour and a half hour and 40 like that’s not awful I was like I can stay in here with no phone for then until then 7:00 comes and they’re the gates aren’t opening and then we people are going on Twitter
Around me and they’re like oh no play was at 8 or play was at 7:30 now it’s pushed back to 8:30 so that’s another hour so instead of seven they’re leading Us in at 8 but it wasn’t cuz we saw people on like the 14 Grand or like some
We like we saw guys playing nobody was telling us anything so we were just all completely in the dark like so we’re like I’m like in the front so like I can hear what they’re all telling us in the front and there’s just like cops and they’re just like waiting they’re like
All right we’re going to go 700 no like we can’t do we’re going to go 7:30 and we’re all like why and they like wouldn’t say anything and like all right we’ll go 8 and like finally it was like 8:15 and they’re like guys like we’re
Making you wait cuz we needed the sun to come out to like melt the frost off the stairs on the stairs and I’m like bro people are going to get hurt like who cares if it’s yeah bet it would be slippery I heard him like yelling when
You were running it’s icy it’s iy slow down slow down I’m like shut up so then like 7:30 came didn’t let us in 8:00 came and everyone’s like all right 8:00 it’s got to be it’s got to be now it’s been 2 and a half hours still didn’t lit
Us in it lit Us in at 8:35 people with like uh like they like they like had the news cameras there like all the time like people like asking like big news cameras like ask like like oh like let’s get the crowd going like blah like and
All the guys were just like [ __ ] you like let us in like just like wouldn’t say anything we’re just like [ __ ] on them we had three beers but there was like guys next to us who brought in like full bottles of Fireball like handles and they were just in around to each
Other just taking like massive swigs bro we were standing in line for 3 hours there was literally a kid next to me he’s like bro I got to piss just literally started pissing standing up just where everyone’s standing where everyone’s standing just literally started pissing that was everywhere like
We need piss cup they were like can we get some piss cups like let’s get some piss cups people literally brought them cups like a literally a cup this big the kid would literally the kids would start pissing in the cup like like throw it on
The ground like pinch it off and like re like do it again toss it on the ground I did that it was bro you know I have to pee 100 times yeah you have a scroll BL so I jumped over the gate one time cuz
There was like a kind of like a cement banner I guess that was like 5T tall what thing like you know the cement thing on the left side that was then there was a fence on the other side I jumped between this big uh wall in the
Fence be between that twice and then like cops were starting to come in so it was like getting sketchy to jump back and forth so I just was I asked the Frat guys I was like hey can you guys just like stand around me real quick so I
Just had to piss in a bottle like three different times luckily I mean luckily for you no one’s going to see what what you’re doing there thousands of people yeah you need a you need a magnify yeah for sure but so so you get in so you get in they open
The gate they finally open the gate yeah finally open and you’re like 30th in line yeah and now you’re like Ste was like 15th yeah well okay you’re you’re up there there they’re probably 20 kids ahead of me yeah so there’s 20 kids ahead of you they open the gate and then
Everyone’s sprinting be and you’re super fast so you’re like like oh [ __ ] I got to and then then you realiz GoPro footage like not even cuz like when I was when we were standing in line all the frag guys from like USC they were like all dressed in banana costumes you
Know and he was like all the fast bananas like get to the front of the line like you know what to do and like the one and like he said to one kid like whatever his name is let’s just say his name is Cam he’s like cam like you’re
The fastest like get up there save a seats like you better be first and the kid’s like bro like I got this like I can run 2 miles in 20 minutes I’m like it’s [ __ ] terrible that’s horrible and like it’s like a mile to the so I’m
Like I just like honestly heard that was just like chuckled and I was like wow you guys are trash and like there’s like a girl behind us too and she’s like are you guys all like pretty athletic and fast and the kid’s like yeah yeah yeah we’re all like pretty decently athletic
And I’m like and they’re all like drunk and fat and shap guys look at this guy speaking of look at who you’re pushing I’m like get out of my way yeah so this was Stewie this was like right at the start so they’re like all right
Gat open I’m we I’m wear to gopr my chest so this is what it was like bro the one kid in front there a people in front of you yeah bro the one kid in front like literally took off on a beine dead Sprint so like I’m just like
Running and I’m like I’m probably like a 60% paas right now there was a few guys in front of me who were like guys we’ve done this before it is not a Sprint like this it’s a steady he was number one and now he’s out right just like wind I’m
Like trying to talk to him I’m like bro do you know where to go cuz I don’t know where to go I was like you know where this shit’s at and he like wasn’t saying anything so I had to keep asking him cuz he wasn’t responsive and we we had to
Cut this video down but it was like 4 and 1/2 minute run and you were like at a good pace for 4 and 1/2 minutes you were probably like what 6 and 1/2 mil i ran. n miles in like 5 minutes yeah it was pretty far how did you know where to
Go cuz there’s so many different we didn’t really I didn’t the kid was just like yeah just keep running straight and I was like all right see it I just ran past it really yeah but like they finally like gated it on and there was
All those guys in the costumes and I was probably like 60 people back maybe at the start yeah yeah and good job you won yeah good job you won what do you have to say this dumb girl was like how does it feel how does it feel to be number
One p baby you can’t tell it does look kind of icy Frost Frost for sure it’s just like wet the best part I think kind of sad but I was running down the cart path and it gets like steep so everyone’s kind of like slowing down I
Was like oh [ __ ] this is the time to speed up going down the hill and some guy must have thought the same thing and took like a weird step in a hot dog outfit pulled his hamstring I see him pulling up like hopping on one leg pulling his hamstring and I was running
By him cuz I was talking to that guy in line I was like no hot dog pulled his hand dog down yeah there’s like a few hot dogs and like in line like they’re like the bananas would be like yeah [ __ ] the hot dogs and they be like whoa whoa
Starting [ __ ] back just like stirring the pot it was pretty hilarious but it was kind of [ __ ] because I got there Stewie was one I was probably like 30 there wasn’t that many people who got there before 20 something like that but uh and I knew Stewie I was like Stewie
Just get there first like I’m not going to Sprint all the way out just save a seats I pulled in I’m like Stewie like where’s our seats and he was just looking at me he’s like bro the front row is already taken they sell those for VIPs yeah that’s the dumbest of [ __ ]
Like we’re waiting in line since 3 a how you guys get the second row I mean like we I was just like at that point I’m like this is dumb I’ll just wait for Le like it does and then we just waited for the giveway the second row like 10 so
Then we’re like so means originally we were like three rows back yeah and then will text us like hey we have two seats come hang out with us and we’re like yeah let’s just hang out with the winners doesn’t matter third row and the 10th row also like surrounded by all the
Bananas all the US like the there was probably 20 of them 20 25 30 of them there were so many but they’re being so obnoxious bro oh my God and like the guy would just be like there’s like there’s like pledges there and stuff and like
The guys would be like yo pledge like give me your shoe and the kid would be like what he’s like yeah give me your shoe like someone pissed on mine so the pledge like literally gave him his shoe and like he was just like screaming being so obnoxious this is how ear like
This is how early it is you see where I was standing in line like this is just waiting in line yeah this is waiting in line this is probably like 5:00 a.m. yeah those were the cops telling them like hey 10 minutes 15 more minutes and
Just kept going up and up you know those cops don’t want to be there de all these drunk degenerates no I felt bad for them but bananas are being so obnoxious people started like they were they were selling bananas like just like like the two pieces of food they were selling
Were bananas and hot dogs like so it’s the weird the people in the banana costumes no the concessions con oh you could buy them waiting in line got to the and everyone was starving so everyone was obviously buying hot dogs and bananas so everyone was buying bananas and then throwing them at the
Guys in banana so me and Stewie were sitting next to the bananas and we just kept seeing like banana peels flying over our heads and we’re like bro let’s go sit I will and them like let’s hang out with them first of all second of all
I’m not trying to get hit by a banana and the whole day we were there they were just getting [ __ ] chucked at him empty Fireball Shooters like beer cans cups bananas hot dogs one person threw a full hot dog not even eaten they paid $8
For a hot dog and shooked it through it I red it out his head love the hot dog guy yeah no at the banana banana the banana so the whole day we were like thank God we moved away from those guys cuz we would have gotten hit in the
Cross if you’re that frat at USC you guys are really hated honestly people hate you guys the wa man they were fun they were funny I mean it was I think next year when we do it again we could definitely show up at like five 515 and
Just still make it oh yeah cuz it doesn’t matter if you’re on the second row or the 20th row it’s still a fun time it’s actually better if you’re in the 20th row cuz everyone throw the balls in the crowd that’s where they’re going they don’t in the front yeah yeah you
Guys caught two balls right yeah George caught a ball shout out Sam Burns threw his ball you don’t know Ste assaulted some girl to get you literally saw bro in the video you literally see Liam Ys watch for the bounce back literally exactly what happened she went up to try
And catch it I knew she wasn’t going to catch it I didn’t catch it then like rolled onto the stance and then I just like grabbed it like from like right there it was literally I didn’t shove anybody there’s video proof cuz it was going right over our heads and I knew
There was there was a group of girls behind us like Stewie loose ball and I knew they were going to drop it and of course they did and I got it I don’t know whose ball I think I mean if I were you yeah it’s cool it’s good content but
Like you did I don’t know I I guess next year the content per piece is is really cool I don’t know if I I don’t know if you do it again and we’ve talked about like doing something I’m not going to get those VIP seats but um and this is
How Wild it is like I would do it again because it was so much fun being in that group yeah it was so much fun being like in the front yeah that was when I was when we were chugging beers Winn so this was the first gate yeah and then we ran
To the second one Georgia absolute Trooper shotgun in a beard at 5 a.m. yeah pretty that’s that’s how tiny the the thing was very wrangled us into yeah just yeah that was and it was crazy because we talked to some guys later well the PJ tour posted a video like the
First people running to the 16 and that was that was not the first people so once we got in there they shut off behind us so they lit in probably like a thousand people into the left where we were like in the cattle area and then
They moved the gates back like 200 yards and then all those people ran because you saw the video under the bridge that wasn’t the first people like 9 10:00 yeah and I was talking to those guys and they were like how did you guys get such
Good seats I was like well we went around the left to the corner and they’re like oh really they wouldn’t lit us go around and I was like yeah well they lit the people who were there at like 4:00 a.m. get a little bit of a
Head start and then they shut off the gate which was kind of nice but but it’s still like my CU my brother like took a picture oh is this you in the front and I’m like what that was behind like what video I do I remember see I was
Wondering that cuz it’s like those weren’t the guys I didn’t see the banana guys I’m like that’s not even anything I was like we already we were already in before that yeah see look fumble fumble and then look Ste he punched that girl right in the head punch her bro I didn’t
Even touch her he salted her and this was the beer snake bro was so funny crazy it was massive so like it was super Rowdy until like 11:00 and then people started they started throwing them on the course oh dude yeah just wait people started dying down at like
11:00 cuz like the lines for the alcohol was so long people were getting tired there was like an hour wait for the next group of golfers for some reason long yeah the next round cuz they were finishing the first so there was a long wait and like The Vibes definitely
Started dying and then for some reason I don’t know what happened they showed they showed another cup they showed another cup snake on the big screen that was smaller way smaller that was like smaller and everyone in our group was like get the [ __ ] cops and everyone
Just started like some guy started it and then literally people started hurling cups like just throwing all in that direction doesn’t even matter like they’re throwing cups and then they built that whole beer snake that went like the whole length of the crowd and then everyone started chanting on the
Green on the green so that was that video will got of them literally throwing all the cups onto the green people just start throwing like hot dogs and Fireball Shooters while we’re making the cup snake we’re like chanting USA like USA USA just comedy like the people in Europe could not even comprehend
What’s happening what’s funny about this and and and you saw some uh I commented a couple times if you follow pins and ASA on Instagram got a coule couple of top comments but like you saw first off the waste management and the tour absolutely love this because it’s huge
PR there’s obviously 700,000 people that are going to this event that’s ridiculous and when you’re throwing the stuff on the ground it’s great publicity for the waste management they’re picking up trash come out with their trash can come out with trash can and it’s on camera so you know secretly they love
This secondly is it secondly second whatever yeah secretly yes they love it second yeah okay uh Zach Johnson lost his mind uh on like a fan and then he came out today and said I’ve been playing on the tour for 21 years it’s been this bad every ever since I started
It’s like well bro don’t play in the event number one what the banter he’s talking about just the tournament in general too rowdy he’s like and he’s just bitching about that it’s too rowdy no and I I commented and just said soft AF which it was and then like you get I
Just get like a bunch of people like yeah like this is what I came here to say and then other people are like oh bro like pins and Aces like your brand sucks and you know it’s like you’re a keyboard Warrior like people were saying that to the pins account like on some
Keyboard Warrior Warrior I’m like bro the comment below was John Peterson a former Tour player played at LSU one in ncaaa uh took fourth in the US Open he he commented soft and he’s been on the PGA Tour and it’s like it is soft it this you know this event if you don’t
Like this type of event Zach Johnson has millions of dollars he’s been a great player he’s won two majors just don’t show up don’t do you need do you need it do you need the money or or do you want the stuff that they say in the crowd
Where we’re at is Criminal yeah it was funny like they’re booing the [ __ ] out of them like just they’re saying some criminal stuff I I get that and like some of that is a little okay whatever but at the end of the day it is the waste management it’s it’s college kids
You know you’re getting paid millions of dollars to play golf a year if I was in that position I’d be like bro bring it on like last year Joel Damon like taking his shirt off on the part three that’s the value you want it’s funny because
You can tell some of the guys like play into it like Ricky Fowler like when he was putting everyone got quiet and he like stepped off the Putt and he went like this and was like come on to the crowd like let’s go exactly so like and
Then like some people hate it but it’s like if you hate it that much just don’t play in the event or honestly just got to suck it up for four rounds suck it up for four rounds I mean what other sport like can you not get Rowdy like even like we saw like
Like I didn’t see one person not like playing 16 like even the guy would hit it to like 20 ft or like Miss the green and like all of them walking up like we would boo him but like they would just start laughing like they loved it I mean
It’s it’s obvious like everyone in that crowd is probably an awful golfer it’s just jokes they’re booing you for being 20 feet from the pin it’s clearly a joke they don’t think you’re a shitty golf clear I mean c like it’s still a good shot people would be like 25t from the
Pin and getting booed and then people like why don’t take that to heart it’s a joke clearly and then they sink a pot for birdie and everyone go nuts or like a put and then we would go nuts and would be like ball ball ball ball like
Asking for the what was the movie that they were that it was likeo was like Finding Nemo yeah like all those all those birds they say yeah yeah what do those what do they say what what do they say mine mine just like shiring is that
I think they’re asking mine what is that CP finding and everyone just started going when they’re trying to get the fish yeah they’re trying to get the fish yeah yeah and every go ball yeah and everyone was doing it in the voice and it was just like all over 16 ball ball
Ball ball it was so I definitely do it again but I think we could show up at 5 515 and just be middle of the second just Finding Nemo yeah oh it is mine what are they saying mine like to the fish like they’re saying the fish is mine I guess yeah you
Don’t have to pull it up Evan it’s fine hilar um but it is yeah they’re just like asking for it but yeah overall I think uh a really good uh a trip uh it’s good to like I actually love driving down it’s a good drive don’t drive home
Two years in a row where I’ve flown home so I’m not we had to do the drive yeah we had to drive man it’s a great trip you drive there I fly back yeah only some it’s fun you’re excited you get down there um we did the photo [ __ ] down
There though that was good dud yeah I mean if I think it makes sense for our brand as well like it was kind of funny seeing other brands like in boxes being away from all the people yeah like it was cool for us to be in the crowd
Talking to people giving stuff away like giving out gift cards people love that we brought like taking pictures for people whatever will was like filming like random people and taking pictures for them it just felt like more like you know P Andes in theow with people who buy our
[ __ ] which is kind of what we’re about I think next year too it’s like we should come with way more hats we’re going to hire an inter more things he’s going to show up at 2 a.m. and just we’ll give him 2,000 hats and he’ll sit
In line and just hand out hats yeah yeah just give everyone a hat everyone that’s going there it was fun um and then Rafa texted me too you know Rafa finished 20th at uh at the farmers but he didn’t get into this event and he’s like bro
Next year I’m going to get into that event get a good season he gets into the event cuz it’s an elevated event he’s got his full tour card but the tour card thing is really weird I still don’t fully understand it doesn’t mean you get in every single all the stuff you get
For winning that event oh it’s crazy that’s ridiculous you win any PGA Tour event but especially an elevated event it’s like two-year full exemption every elevated event all majors players it’s great and a million and a half dollars but Rafa was like bro next year if I’m
In that event I’m going to bring like give me a 100 polos give me 200 hat he’ll start going around swinging them and I’m like dude we’ll get you like five dozen balls sign them and throw them into the crowd throw bags into the crowd how funny that
Be Rand [ __ ] or goodie bags I think Windam Clark throw threw a few goodie bags in there I saw that after the fact I didn’t see that live but I saw on Instagram he had like little goodie bags and was like he tossed like three in
There we should do that for Rafa oh yeah is that what the guy was struggling to thr out there yeah he kep like eight times to throw it up no one could catch it really yeah it was awful it was really horrible um but yeah something
Like that like that’d be dope you know uh Rafa’s winning it next year here first Rafa compos you see his caddy with like a a giant backpack plus his golf bag just for the 16th hole carrying all hopefully he’s like teing off on the back nine or something that day but and
Some guys were playing into it I can’t remember who it was but some guy put on a a brown Jers Browns jersey he played whole 16 wearing a Browns jersey bro Ricky played in a Motocross shirt yeah he the next day and granted he bogied
The hole he was dog sh a lot of guys did that the year before I don’t know if they did it this year because you can add like a layer like last year don’t you remember like all the Kobe jerseys and all the you know jerseys but it was
So cold that they’re already wearing like four layers and then to put something El on I think it affects their swing but if you’re just wearing a polo you can hit one shot in a putt in a like a Lakers jersey or whatever I think this
Year was a little different but um he like bogey threw his Mall in the crowd everyone’s like throw it back throw it yeah oh really yeah whenever someone would make worse than par they’d like throw the ball in they’d catch it and Chuck it right back on the green yeah
And like some guy would catch it yeah they’ start going throw it back and if you didn’t throw it back everyone was booing the [ __ ] out of you if I’m playing in that and I make a bogey I’m not throwing my I would know that was
Coming you just kind of laugh like I mean it’s just funny who really cares yeah I’d run back on the green and throw it back again yeah there was some guy who like three putted from like 4 feet and like lipped out twice and he made
Like a double bogey and he was just getting ripped and then he started laughing and like being like yeah I suck yeah and then people would cheer it people literally would start cheering yeah it’s just funny that’s the way to do it own that’s the best part about it
So obviously there was a lot of fun but kind of going into the business side we do we did do some business stuff down there as well it wasn’t just for fun you want to talk about some of that stuff we did down there yeah so one of the um
Things we work with a a company called veritiv so the pins and Aces brand obviously you see it online the social media facing um all of those good things but we do a lot of of custom products so if you’re a business and you want to do
You know you have an event or a fundraiser a golf tournament we can do custom head covers custom polos custom ball markers everything we can custom make we do it all do it all and so there’s a company called veritiv and they are PGA Tour sponsor they’re like a
Packaging company and at every Tour event this year they have a like a elite VIP and you you saw I mean we were down there we went to a golf tournament for like the influencer thing there’s an event like every night there’s like 20 things going on where if you’re like in
The golf industry or if you’re just like a you know a packaging company or a dental firm like you’re usually having an event there’s something going on and when we were at the one of our customers invited us to their Suite or actually our attorney you saw all the different
Boxes like lifted trucks.com and the lawyer and the some random ones door company and the flooring company I think a lot of the people especially down there use it as a an opportunity for like their Christmas party oh yeah you know so instead of a Christmas party hey
We’re going to get a site it’s all you can drink and eat for I mean that’s not a bad bad deal you know if you’re down there so we should do we do that so they they get all their staff down there but one of the companies was veritiv so we
Did a custom head cover towel and beer sleeve and that’s for all their events uh all the PJ tour events that they have an event at and then Louisiana hot sauce we uh did a custom polo for them they gave it away it’s on their socials we
Shared it um so that was a custom Waste Management X Louisiana hot sauce X pins and Asus Polo it’s not for sale um you had to be at the waste management to get it but I think they opened it up um exclusive because they only had a you
Know a few hundred of them and like not everyone who follows Louisiana hot sauce is at the yeah Waste Management so I think they opened that up a little bit but we were there with them um as well decent looking Polo it was great Polo
Yeah it was pretty fun um we went down to I mean putting world as well we dropped off me and Stewie dropped off a massive order at putting World met David Wallace David Wallace dude we didn’t really meet him but like well any any office you yeah did you yeah yeah you
Say said hi to him hey David Wallace right after the guy hey David Wallace so who’s the curler pull up the Olympic gold metal Metalist curling Champion he’s got long hair um he’s a big dude he was a big dude I thought he was like a
At first I was like oh this guy’s a long drive guy so he was I did too I didn’t know who he was but Rory blackroy was there with him um Rory’s like a influencer um Creator and he was down there Creator right that’s what they call themselves now influencers creator
So um he was down there with this guy I can’t remember you could probably pull him up and yeah the guy in the middle the long guy yeah middle left yeah I don’t know who uh who that is but meet him we’re going to meet the team well it
Was funny because we were just sitting having the lunch before we started Matt Hamilton I think click on his Instagram I’m pretty sure his name was Matt Hamilton yep yeah that’s definitely him yeah that was him so he’s uh so he’s an Olympic gold medalist curler and I met
Him down there with Roy blackroy and then David Wallace came up to him yeah so David Wallace the guy who plays I think it’s Andy Buckhorn or Buckman ory something like that something like that you can search David Wallace uh real name the office yeah but David Wallace
From the office if you’ve seen the show he was there and he came up to this curler and was like Hey man huge fan and the curler was like David oh David Wallace how are you like he called him David Wallace and then he like laughed
No he laughed and he’s like hey do you have any uh hookups on refrigerators from Vance Refrigeration can you and then that’s when I was like hey you know David Wallace he had like a bunch what other movies is he in like he’s in a bunch of the other guys he’s in the
Other guys like I know I think he’s in Always Sunny for some episodes yeah he’s in a lot of good stuff but it was funny cuz I texted some of my friends yeah Andy Buckley but what else is he in he’s in other stuff man for sure he’s in Jurassic world bridesmaids
Oh bridesmaid I’m just reading the title man yeah but it was funny cuz I was texting some of my friends like hey David Wallace is here because they’re big office fans and he’s like send a video so I was taking like a selfie video of like my face and I kind of like
Turned it to the side just so not in zooming in on David Wallace’s face and he turned and looked right at the camera did he really I sent it to my friends and they were like yeah he just clearly saw you like bro it looks less weird if
You just literally take a photo of him but instead he like yeah was like trying to like scope it up I was trying to hide it she just kind of he seemed like a cool guy but he was at putting world so we did hung out of butting world that
Was fun um but yeah overall I think a pretty good pretty good traing forward to next feel like my pting got better after putting world did you guys lost to Tobin and George we let him win yeah you had to give giveway win good I didn’t
Really put my best would have been a good story for them if they didn’t win be like oh we got [ __ ] on at putting world you know real golf got cancelled so if they would have gone a putting world and lost what a shitty day that is
For them what a real shitty day so we had to give the win think about them you’re welcome for not nicely done yeah very nice guys St he is nicely done yeah very shitty putting I guess the next business thing that kind of takes me to
Last time we talked a lot about the beer sleeve and kind of how that got developed um how that was one of our first big projects but then it kind of took me to the liquor stick so whose idea was the liquor stick how did that
Come up because I know we have some you know varing opinions on how the liquor stick on how the lior stick be zero discrepancies there’s not a single person in this office who had can take any credit for either products pointing at himself like it was
His idea now is saying Christ well do you honestly believe that you remember I brought the pump that you with The Jug and I bought those pumps I can go look at the date I bought those pumps and brought them into the office so this is
All I said we should make your own personal t for the golf course I’ll look up the email look up the email but I think I I uh sent will I talked to will about the idea then he maybe found the pump the the original one that we were looking at uh
Regardless we’re like okay we’ve got to have the next evolution of product I think it’s important when people are starting a business to differentiate between a product and a business if you sell one product it’s not a bad thing but you have a product you don’t have a
Business so you need to be able to scale and have other offerings so you can get more people into the funnel and you might have someone who is never going to buy this but they might buy the liquor stick or vice versa so we had a really
Solid product with a beer sleeve but we knew it was saturated we’ve sold millions of those things and people ripped that off too and people were ripping it off I remember we first dropped it we were golfing in Arizona I remember and that was like the first day
And like we were on the T box at some whole I don’t know we’re playing but we were like there’s 10,000 ords in the system like Al called us and he’s like there’s like 10,000 or the system yeah yeah the next day we dropped it yeah
Yeah it was crazy so what’s the next product okay it’s the liquor stick and we need to be thinking about the next product that we’re going to come out with cuz we like uh you know elevating the brand and having better materials great polos that’s great we’re going to
Continue to do that but we want to also invent new products so with this this one we needed to say okay what can we be protected on IP wise so we’ve got patent pendings on both those that should be clearing some point this year um utility
And design but we came up with the liquor stick idea um and I’ll give you know the whole team credit it’s certainly not Derek I’m not giving Dereck any credit for that but um you know you come up with hey what can the biggest problem with the the beer sleeve
Is it didn’t fit in every bag it doesn’t fit in every bag so people somehow well there’s people who use a 14 way bag I mean people like swear by them and love them they’re awful I hate a 14 way bag you’re weird um I don’t hate them I I do
I just I just don’t like them I don’t think they’re they’re just kind of lame and and plus like I’m always putting my clubs like you know back in just wherever at the end of the round I’ll organize them but anyways um don’t like the 14 W but the
Beer sleeve a lot of people do like them the beer sleeve does not fit in that however we are coming out with a 14 way bag and it will be able to fit a beer sleeve we’re not going to sell a bag that doesn’t fit a beer sleeve so we’ve
Got something kind of unique with that uh but the um the liquor stick the next product needed to fit in every golf bag and so we said okay we got something that transports beer how about alcohol saw the pump you know idea and made it
Into a tube and you know went to the races from that kind of design got some CAD drawings prototyped it a bunch sampled it we came out with the liquor stick um that did phen omally well at the end of 22 we came out with that and
Then uh we came out with 2.0 kind of at the end of 23 which just improves you know every time you have version one version two it’s like the iPhone the first iPhone to now there’s just what does it do well you can still get email and calls and browse the internet but
Now there’s other features it’s faster it’s better compare the liquor stick to an iPhone I mean they’re very similar categories you know technological revolutionary ad advancement we’ll look back in 100 Years it’ll be phone and liquor stick with the big advances that’s what really took us off one two
So uh that product came out and uh people did not like it as well I mean just like the beer sleeve people hated it what like the liquor stick what do you mean like how like bringing the alcohol in the courn oh I think you’re going to get those haters man though
Talk about keyboard Warriors they hate us cuz they Ain us those guys are key keyboard Warriors but I’ll tell you I think maybe you made the comment the first the people who are first to comment and say oh the beard sleeve you’re sneaking alcohol are literally
The guys who are sneaking in Bush light and a bottle of Evan Williams in their bag you know I mean so come on and the thing I love about the liquor sck is just how much engagement it gets like if you look at our Tik Tok like we have
Like four five seven million views on some videos of the liquor stick most of them are positive like hey this is a fun idea but some of them are just absolutely [ __ ] on it which is funny because it just gives us so many they’re like who let these frat idiots like make
I get good ideas and make [ __ ] but they say that and yeah and they’re the ones who have a bottle in their bag that’s getting all warm I mean they’re like wow they’re like wow this invention is so College yeah here yeah yeah here we go [ __ ] losers are ruining the sport
With these things I love to have my beers and get hammed okay if you say hammed just honestly just go sit in the hole all right and get hammed up too but I also like to play 18 and under four hours these tool bag 45 handicappers
Buying this and taking shots on every te box just ruining public golf every season right purpled memes is the guy [ __ ] on all I’ll bring I’ll bring my liquor stick I’ll give you five aside and I will play an under five hours or under four hours [ __ ] kick
Rocks so we still like to play real Golf and have you know good pace of play but have a good time and the funny thing is is like we don’t even use the liquor stick every round it’s like clearly for a Saturday when you want to have fun
Thisy think does this guy think pressing a button for one two three is going to make us not have a 4H hour round yeah honestly you do it like when someone else is on the tea box yeah like come on man use your just turn your brain on
Purple people just hate turn yourin on people hate on ideas that aren’t the scumbag yeah purple memes you’re a scumbag so that’s uh no we love it purpled memes I hope you bought one um that would be great but you’re a trolled meme account I hope your Fireball is
Warm as [ __ ] in your bad I mean honestly so but if you have any good ideas uh email us and if we like it we’ll use it and give you no credit yeah just like Nick gives me no credit for the liquor stick cuz that was
My idea yeah right you were still in your mother’s womb when I developed that yeah you weren’t even thinking about work but no it’s it’s actually funny you say that do cuz there’s people who submit five times a week like all all got the next great idea we sign an NDA
We do not like accept any uh any any product ideas or any ndas because who knows if there’s something like overlapping that you know you could come out with very unlikely from some of the products that we’ve seen um but if you submit a product request probably unlikely we’re going to
Make it it’s just not going to happen because some of them are shockingly bad but and most of guys IDE are and again back to it if you think youve got if you’ve got a great idea go make it yeah just go make it yourself yeah you know Steve
Jobs that’s Apple guy right yes Jesus created cre talk created Apple in his garage okay if he can do that you can go make whatever dumb idea you have yeah just like how I created the liquor stick anyone can do it at du at school yeah at
Private multiple things at once you know hey man it’s not that to you yeah exactly ucation anyone got to go to the bathroom bathroom break bathroom break are you kidding I need another drink though so you know I can’t last take a quick we’ll be back in and we’re back um
Had to get a drink and a pee so where where were we they had to get a drink and a pee I didn’t pee Papa can hold his bladder I can’t do hey Stewie had half a cider that’s a big that’s a big day for him it’s it’s actually probably half
Yeah yeah all right well now let’s get into the sport Sports you know a lot happened we got Super Bowl oh our recap yeah we got Super Bowl we got Waste Management I was close on all of mine yeah so all Stewie had a three- leg
Parlay none of the legs hit okay none of you guys yours didn’t never none of yours so let’s let’s start with yours your first bet for the waste management was Jordan spe top five he finished six close try I mean it’s not you know it’s
Not unlucky and then I you know my bet was close too Windom yeah yeah he was really good man 20th yeah he did made the cut yeah M Ricky I don’t think Ricky made the cut or Max hom didn’t make the cut that so you and joh I thought John’s
Bet was going to be a good one you and John clown Max always chokes man those guys struggled over the weekend so fedus although one of our guys Spade Kings on Instagram was that him yeah I think so I think it was him spaded Kings and he he
Was like when we posted this he was like Nick Taylor top five you know whatever like he and he like posted like how you know his insights were was it like Sunday or Saturday no he said that last week like Wednesday or Thursday tournament oh [ __ ] he was like yeah you
Know I think Nick Taylor’s a decent bet for top 10 he played well last year maybe even top five like plus 2,800 damn if that guy if that guy if you put money on that bet props you man I hope you put money on that did honestly that was a
Good bet but we watched the playoff together last night that was pretty wild that was yeah that was good I like uh Charlie Hoffman that’s dumb though playing that’s dumb playing 18 like four times in a row that’s stupid I don’t know it’s a tough hole you want to have
A hole when they do it you want to have a hole where it brings a lot of things into play so like if you just played 16 it’s just a chip wedge that’s easy that’s boring it’s not going to do anything 18 was just driver and a wedge
But there’s water left there’s bunkers right and if you go over the water which I think those guys can cuz Charlie hit it into that bunker yeah uh over the water which is a pretty big carry but um what about 17 though cuz that’s a drivable hole so that makes it like
Entertaining like eagles are 17 would have been good 17 would have been fun cuz it’s like if you yeah that’s the ho I would have liked to watch yeah but like what if they tied after 18 tied four times on 18 what would they have done I don’t know what
They do they either choose a different hole there’s there’s some they would ran out daylight for sure yeah they would well the commentator were saying he like we probably have time for one maybe two more holes and then there was the next hole that had ended yeah but I mean that
Would have been epic shout out Nick Taylor bringing home the dub so then our Super Bowl bets let’s start with you would you remember them or do I need to recap okay what were they NFL’s rigs so it’s TR it is uh a Niners money line
Which L was this was all parlayed by the way which was not looking terrible um but then I had Travis Kel first TD which did not happen I don’t think he was and he touched the ball like three times no he play good and uh I hit the over at 47
And a half you did not hit the over at 47 I mean like that’s what I bet on like I that’s what I hit but no it did over three so I for three and the close on all of them yeah but should just faded
That bet I I don’t know why I just didn’t fade that absolute fade the whole thing just do the opposite my bet for the Super Bowl was Chief’s money line i h that was the biggest bet I hammered all year long I truly believe the NFL is
Rigged I don’t think they were going to let Mr fizer and Taylor Swift lose during an election year just my thoughts um and it came in and we were watching this game and I’m like bro here’s what’s going to happen going to get into the Red Zone you said going happen because
You were watching the live DraftKings that was that was like 10 minutes into the fourth quarter you’re right the last 3 minutes I didn’t have DraftKings out and I said he’s going to get to the Red Zone it’s going to be the two-minute warning they’re going to score a
Touchdown no no they’re not going to do it there’s like that fourth and one and Nick’s like bro like you already know what’s going to happen yeah I wasn’t even nervous I kept hammering ingame the Chiefs they were giving me plus 200 odds on money line I’m like okay I’ll throw
Another 100 on this because I know it’s going to hit and so my bet Chiefs money line hit well I did the same bet mine hit yeah so we’re all square I did the same bet mine hit no yours was just awful trash the thing that really I’m
Never watching a Super Bowl with Nick again no it’s it’s horrible or I’m taking your phone away from it was so goddamn annoying it’s like just in the fourth quarter no it yeah it’s the most important part of the game oh three like uh three and 17 bro they they got a
First down how do you know that it’s because I’m Andre afking bro what would happen it’s like third and five and I’m like oh [ __ ] this could be the game right here Nick’s like n they converted cuz he keeps refreshing it on draft Gam 10 seconds later they’d convert I’m like
Oh thanks a lot man that’s really fun to watch like he ruining the game bro they were two they were too uh two downs off like if it was F first down on TV it was third down on the app well just get off draft just sitting there refreshing yeah go ahead
Sneeze [ __ ] just watch the game we weren’t there to watch draftking because I was I’m not there to hear your call outs I was making money okay well then keep hammering the CH it was funny kep pissing him off [ __ ] so annoying trying to I was trying to watch the game
It doesn’t matter they converted speak it doesn’t matter threw a pick oh thanks man this is fun to watch a live football game wasn’t live technically speaking of that though how awful were the commercials I didn’t I thought the Super Bowl Halftime Lil John kind of rescued
Uh I Usher honestly I thought that was trash but the did you guys know Alicia ke was married yeah I didn’t know that I kept seen all these memes like imagine like imagine your yeah and she just get gred on by Usher I was putting my kids
To bed at that first part of it so I didn’t see that but I heard it was awful man I heard she dressed up as a red challenge flag sorry what’s up she was dressed up as like a challenge flag the coach’s challenge flag I didn’t know
That’s they’re making fun cuz she was wearing like some big long red dress like oh yeah yeah yeah I mean it was all right I mean like I understood the joke but CH are just saying like anything that’s red and long looks like a challenge flag that was
Just the memes online man well that’s a stupid I used to love oh there we go bro look at him and look at him grinding up honor look at him that’s hilarious oh yeah yeah I used to love you went like full arm I used to love the
Commercials because they used to be funny I don’t remember one funny commercial Doritos used to always have funny commercial they wer they had no commercials you could count on one funny Doritos commercial yeah and there was nothing all [ __ ] Light commercial you showed us from like 10 years ago that
Was hilarious can you pull that up we got to watch that again the Kors light twins commercial yeah where it’s just like the Bros like I like going out on Friday night drinking with the boys and Twins and twins hot Twins and they’re just like hot chicks and you know like
They’re you know cheerleading man people are soft you don’t get thatmore at least there was uh 10 different fizer commercials dude yeah let’s [ __ ] go another reason why you think they’re you think fizer paying the NFL probably 50 million in ads for the Super Bowl and they pay Travis Kelce you don’t think
It’s rigged of course it’s rigged this commercial was banned probably bro here’s a good this is a good commerci this was a Super Bowl commercial got to wait for the why does it do just hit skip Evan no hey get off it man bottom right Evan bottom right I
Can’t see the lights keep going oh skip skip skip but this is a great commercial this is how the commercial hit skip right [ __ ] he doesn’t he doesn’t how to work YouTube Christ he’s running the podcast it is yeah start this over and give us some volume Evan yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh it was working when you were playing on Instagram like just why are they why are they all I didn’t laugh everything’s woke yeah it’s really bad man it was why can’t you just have like a funny commercial fun what’s wrong with that make it funny I don’t get it all
Woke yeah football grillin oh well Evan I don’t know what one this is it’s just fast forwarding to the twins bar here’s the football that’s what it is isn’t it like here’s the football yeah that one 31 seconds yeah that’s a good one yeah bro it’s absolute comy love playing two eating way
Tooing team win with the Twins it’s catchy man look how they used to play way more aggressive skir short skirts short skirts girls TNS twins theall what a cracked commercial I be like I want a CO’s light I want a c’s light go let’s go get a c’s light that would have got me hyped up would like
Bro falling asleep with those commercials honestly I the best thing I think Bud Light could have done is just like immediately when all that stuff came out just been like hey they are bad huh do they have a commercial they had a couple last night but I’m just saying
When this whole Dylan mulany thing went down is just like immediately say like we’re sorry and then come out with a runchy go back to like mini skirt hot hot chicks all the dudes who were like 30 and over be like okay cool yeah okay cool we’re good with it they’re back
We’re good yeah like now like they signed Shane Gillis they have post Malone which is cool but it’s almost too late yeah it’s like too far and Dana White yeah Dana White the UFC thing is pretty cool Shane thinks they’re going to come back though we’re good H we’ll
See we’ll see well he’s getting paid to say that literally yeah he is getting ni do you want explain exactly how you think the NFL scripted because you wouldn’t shut up about it last night you not f up I mean I get some points what you’re saying but can you just like give
The full yes explanation on how you think it’s scried we won’t interrupt just give us like a minute recap why you think it’s but you do you so I think for every NFL game I don’t think it’s fully scripted where every player is in on the
Script and I don’t even know if so I I I think in past cases there’s definitely been players who are in on it but I truly believe the NFL is registered as a business not it’s entertainment it’s not Sports the NBA golf soccer it’s all registered as Sports the NFL is
Registered as an entertainment business so they do not have to follow the same rules they could script it and there’ be no legal ramifications so how I think it’s scripted is you saw last night how many holding calls did we see on that final drive where they weren’t called they’re
Not called the refs are in on it and there’s clearly a hold on Bosa clear hold that would put them back and the ref don’t call it so in that situation I think they’re letting Flags go and then on other cases like on the Niners and
Depending how the game goes it’s it’s a close game Pat Mahomes is no doubt one of the greatest quarterbacks um so they’re going to let that game play out but if it was getting a little bit out more out of control you’re going to see them call pass interference penalties on
The ners you’re going to see them call holding penalties on the ners and it’s going to give a little bit bit of an advantage it’s just like Blackjack when you’re playing Blackjack you could technically beat the casino by counting cards it gives you a slight Advantage
You’re not going to win every hand but you’re going to have a slight advantage and if you do that to a good team both those teams are good I think that it gives them the upper hand and that final drive I just knew it and proven that they didn’t call the holding penalties
They drove down there you got Pat Mahomes great gamer um and they go get the dub well I mean I agree clearly the money maker is Mahomes wins Travis Kelce wins Taylor Swift goes on the field but so are you saying that they’re paying the referees or they’re just trying to
Get you think they’re actually ref on it yeah you think they’re getting paid Ser Roger a scumbag yes and he’s paying referees to not call fouls or whatever penalties yeah yeah that’s wild man 100% then like why wouldn’t Kyle shanan be like that’s a whole challenge you can’t
Challenge penalties no it’s there they didn’t call it yes so you can’t challenge it yeah so he can’t how how the [ __ ] would he challenge some stupid man honestly honestly you can’t challenge a penalty if it wasn’t called uh but yeah so I think yes the the refs
Are but if I was I’d be like fuming then I’d be like that’s a because man he doesn’t want to say it or else they’re going to put him on The Black List and they’re never going to let him win yeah bro he’s got to be a pawn in the game so
You think Casey’s going to win next year it depends it’s probably not it’s not an election year uh fizer is not going to be spending 50 million on Super Bowl ads next year is my guess uh but this year they got a spokesperson they got Taylor Swift who’s generated
What $350 million to the NFL just the last six weeks I don’t get that is that just from like viewer like viewership yeah viewership her fans are now watching the NFL and it you know equal it’s equivalent to 350 million in Revenue new watch just go away fizer
Signs Travis Kelce right before he starts dating Taylor Swift that was hilarious then fizer starts advertising on the NFL they have five Super Bowl ads I mean bro it’s an entertainment business if I was running it’s genius it’s perfect now look at all the benefit they’re going to get Travis Kelce wins
All you see is I got to give her a ring now blah blah blah pyramid scheme no no it’s not a pyramid scheme do you know what a pyramid scheme is explain to us in 30 seconds what you think a pyramid scheme is pyramid scheme is this isn’t a
Spelling me just repeat the word no it’s like Salesforce man that’s what we kept [ __ ] on it no but what is it is it pyramid scheme is like when you say like uh I’m trying to find the words you know what I mean I’m going to explain it but pyramid schemes like
You’re convincing somebody to like do something or use something that really has no benefit to them yes no no no I feel like it’s pretty accurate No look at the Evan look at the definition of no you want me to explain it or do you want to explain you guys actually know what
It is yes of course man let say don’t have course me like that like you’re super mar K is a pyramid scheme I don’t know what that is it’s called a multi-level marketing okay so you got a guy at the top it’s a it’s shaped like a
Pyramid Stewie so you got a guy at the top who says I’m gonna sell Mary Kay products or whatever the widget is I’m G to sell this drink you get people under you to sell like World Ventures this is one when I was they oh that’s what uh
And you get people under you and then you get credit for every person that’s under you and then so on and so forth and you get paid a little bit every time someone under you sells something they’re not illegal they actually I mean work for people at the top but you try
And get people you there’s actually a girl at our uh our our Golf Course uh that’s in on it and she’s making a [ __ ] ton of money so you’re saying she’s ripping people up I don’t know I was thinking of something else I don’t know what I was thinking of what’s the one
Drew Brees uh worked for Drew Brees worked for p you can Google Drew Drew Brees pyramid scheme John know pyramid scheme is bad and it’s like a health supplement no no they sell no this company sells legit Mary Kay sells legit makeup and whatever I don’t know what
Mary Kay is it’s like a women’s makeup line or something and they have door door um ad AdvoCare it was uh what was the one that owned that I could have sworn no Ponzi scheme’s bad I thought pyramid scheme was bad as well Tupperware long necessarily bad well I
Thought I thought pyramid scheme was like just bad yeah not necessarily what is the headline on that when I heard to pay 150 million yeah so some of it maybe it is but sometimes there are actual products that you’re selling the products but what they’re trying to do
Is get you to then sell the product but they say you can use a discount and you can get better percentages off if you join my group and then you sign people up and you sign people and you sign people and it turns into a pyramid why call schem is a negative
Term I thinking it’s a scheme yeah I mean kind of they call it pyramid plan I think now they call it multi-level marketing there’s a good office clip with the multi-level Marram yeah around it yeah pretty the only thing that really made me mad at the Super Bowl it’s not even really
Taylor Swift’s fault but just how many times they show her on the goddamn TV oh I know so we are in fact saying that it’s not a pyramid game no you just said that word out of literally nowhere had nothing to do with anything could have sworn you might be thinking Ponzi scheme
I was I maybe that’s another thing you’re robbing Peter to pay Paul do you know what a Ponzi scheme is I do know what a Ponzi scheme is yes I do do you want to try that one I just told you literally tricking investors and then
Like you don’t yeah yeah yeah okay okay I mean like you’re getting people to invest but using that money to buy some other [ __ ] and not pay your invest yeah you’re robbing Peter to pay Paul you keep getting more Investments who the I who PA man huh I don’t give a [ __ ] about
Peter and Paul you’ve never heard the saying you rob Peter to pay Paul why would I have heard that term it’s in the Bible it’s a biblical term and there’s a story in the Bible of robbing Peter to but I was telling Stu I was like why aren’t they showing clips
Of like Andy Reed uh Shanahan because it’s R Ed mcaffrey she’s driving Revenue they got they got holy [ __ ] Evan said her sister his sister counted and they showed her 21 times last night on on the T why Wow give it a few times I mean like maybe
When Travis Kelsey makes a polite Shir show one like three times I’d say it’s fine they showed her like chug and liquor too she was like yeah shotgun and a beer degenerate drunk yeah I love it who cares like after the game literally they did not show like K Shanahan they didn’t
Show chrisan mcaffrey they didn’t they barely showed Brock like they didn’t show anybody and like they were showing Taylor running up to Travis and and just like awful yeah well again my point is it’s being rigged I think we establish that Baseline Pyramid game all right
Well let’s get in a fair of fraud let’s get off this oh yeah I don’t want to talk about her anymore what all right no I don’t want to talk to her about it I don’t even like I mean her old stuff was good don’t get me wrong I like her old
Stuff country Taylor country Taylor was cracked and if you’re like new Taylor you’re weird yeah all right so here’s our only segment we talk about this is fair or if it’s fraud I like this let’s get into it let’s go talking [ __ ] to players at the waste management very
Specific you guys handle this I’m saying that’s 100% Fair bro that’s what the waste management is it’s banter it’s Rowdy like you’re going to say some [ __ ] if you don’t like it don’t play in it or if you don’t like it and you have to play in the tournament then just suck it
Up for four rounds or two rounds cuz you’re probably sucker and get cut if I was playing and didn’t like it I would just like rip like one of those like off the te tell him [ __ ] you back to him it’s just banter just abs like no one
Cares I hate thatf since this says at WM at any other event I would say yeah probably fraud this is just a very unique event yeah don’t do it at like the Genesis yeah it’s it’s fair at the waste management yeah don’t do or like the Masters like definitely don’t do no
Agreed but this is all all fair game Waste Management Phoenix Open yes Fair yes free game yes yeah we can agree on that y yep y all right next one what we got next all right getting too rowdy at the waste management like when I’m saying getting too rowdy
I’m thinking I’m not going to say like getting arrested I’m just going to be saying like getting really drunk throwing some cups on the green maybe yelling at players for me that’s completely fair I don’t know about getting throwing cups what’s too rowdy I think two Rowdy would be like you’re
Degenerate you’re stumbling you’re throwing [ __ ] on the green I’m not I’m okay with that in one exception if someone gets a hole in one people go crazy fine they expect it but just throwing random stuff on the green no I’m not I think that’s fraud I I
Wouldn’t it was hilarious I mean we watched it happen whole cup snake people just toss it I would say like nothing happened before that point everyone was just like thr another G yeah I mean once you get like to fighting and doing that kind of stuff it’s too much but I think
You can get this is a one tournament I think you can get that one guy there’s like a video of that one girl hopping on one guy’s shoulders and he literally like got like a running start and like dolphin dive and like slid down a hill
On I’m good with Rowdy not too rowdy yeah don’t get too rowdy so but to Rowdy is like you’re getting carded off yeah escorted out yeah no that’s weird don’t do that do that don’t do that up until then it’s fair game yeah up until then
Yeah next one what we got all right here’s just one for General golf never fixing your divots on the course Fair fraud fraud I think it’s fraud I just don’t get it just like fix it like but I’m GNA I’m going to take this up a notch I hate when people grab
The divot and put it back you like that no why because it never grows back if you have no other option it’s like a respect thing but that’s dying that’s dead it’s not going to grow back the roots go like you four in well it’s common knowledge really but the the
Roots go like four to six inches so your divot is just cutting the roots in half and it’s just never going to grow back and you going to get a bald spot so the best thing to do is put sand or seed on the divot and then it has a chance to
Grow back we usually always sand them yeah I mean I don’t even take divots so don’t beber I chunk some a little I take some beavers yeah but yours is like a chunk and when Nick takes a divot it’s like a good beaver tail still a good
Shot when Zoo takes a divot I take good don’t do that I yards and ruin the course it goes the divot goes straight left he’s come across the top of his swing so hard fixed I’ve I’ve fixed the over the top have you yeah we saw it
Last week at the you versus Nick oh yeah I didn’t slice anything it was not bad I just didn’t make putts what about hold two or three when you hit two houses back that’s that hybrid I’m never hitting that club again ever that’s the hybrid I’m never ever hit every other
Club I hit was good I don’t know every other club I hit was above average I never the hybrid I was on a hill it wasn’t level it was weird Evan was talking to me whole time it was like a bird chirping I don’t even know there’s a dog barking ran into the
Bush I don’t know I know truly sad it was sad truly sad you’re blaming out next one Evan all right not giving your buddy a three-foot gimme Fair very fair very fair it depends it depends there’s no such thing as a three- foot gimme if I’m
Already won the hole sure pick up your 20 foot but I am never giving a three-foot footer in any circumstance 3et that matters 3et like how big 3et 3et like 3et it’s 3et talk about that it’s 3 feet like as long as my arm probably a
Little bit longer 36 in yeah it’s about the length of a putter the whole length of a putter not in the grip the whole length the putter is about 35 to 36 in so what if you’re not playing for money I mean if you’re just screwing around
Who plays that way though I don’t play that way if you’re just having a good time and you want to make you know tell yourself you made that fine but I like if like we’re just playing though like I’ll like for nothing I’ll just give you
A I don’t give a [ __ ] yeah I’ll give most putts unless it’s like this is going to decide yeah if we’re like planing for something yeah then I’ll be like I’m not going so what will was talking about is I was playing Daniel and we were playing a $100 NASA so $100
Front $100 back $100 total and $50 presses so a press is if like like I’m two down going into five I could press the remaining front nine is worth another $50 you guys have so much money yeah no we just play for you know it’s it’s a lot but anyways we were playing
For that and I’m down I’m down one going into eight so I press him so now I’m down one but now eight and nine are starting at zero we’re even and it’s $50 so I’m down and going to eight and he’s got uh he he hits front of the green
Leaves it like 12T short so that’s one putt second putt he left 3T short and I’m like not good and he’s like really not good like no misses it and four putts oh he’s not a good Putter and so he got all pissy and I don’t want to
Talk to you and then I win nine so I won the front and then I won the back in total so I won 100 100 100 and then the $50 press so he lost 350 bucks change the momentum of the round he’s pissed he didn’t give the putt but the most ironic
Thing thing is is if you miss the putt that proves that you should not be given the putt yeah I guess that’s true if you miss it it’s not my fault you missed it this is why I didn’t give it to you what about okay hear me out what if it’s like
They they say like okay I’ll give you that but then they go putt it and Miss as soon as you say it’s good I’m pretty sure it’s good doesn’t matter yeah you go miss it and yeah if it’s good [ __ ] like that too all the time yeah as soon
As you say it’s good it’s over yeah I think that’s it right Evan also tell your tell your buddy Trevor to shut his mouth yeah Trevor doesn’t like you on the Pod tell him to I’ll sh shave that pedo stash buddy or come say it to my
Face if start chatting all right pal he listen to the Pod so I’m sure he will good uh it’s a good time to get uh a little discount in I was just going to say I got a little uh Easter egg wait can I say Easter egg discount for you
Guys yeah I got one it is uh CC head cover and that will get you a free head cover from pines.com so going into the new spring season you know people need need new head covers what you use the discount code Jesus so stupid use the
Discount code CC head cover for a free head cover spell head cover what some people don’t know how to spell it man one word h e a d c o v e r CC head cover all one word CC head cover one word do you have to buy something to get it yeah
Yeah no no so you could just go in and you could add any head cover to your cart enter the code CC head cover and you’re going to get I think the sh ipping you might have to pay for $5 shipping sorry for that because if it’s
Under $50 it’s going to be shipping but if you buy a polo and then you want a free head cover you can certainly use that code um that’s going to be what for the first 200 yeah first 200 people go ahead and get yourself a free head C
That we did that went out in like close course 50 they took it like 20 minutes it went out pretty close what we do 200 yeah 200 yeah I think it was 200 so yeah go take advantage of that appreciate you listening c c h e a d c v r head covers
That was a tough one for him that was a tough one that was a tough one you saw the wheel spinning he’s just proving Trevor’s point in the last minute right after he said shave that stti come to my V proves his point Trevor honestly just
Go sit in the hole man all right what’s our bets of the week I know we don’t have John so but we can get our bets in yeah yeah well no no football not a lot of sports left yeah I mean there’s Genesis right that’s just this weekend
I’m going UFC I like my boy volkanovski I’m taking him money line why do you think he’s why do you think he’s a good bet what do you mean just why why do you like him he’s the goat he’s your boy so why do you like him but
Like what about him he’s scary cool he’s what do you mean he’s a good rler his jiu-jitsu’s good like what do you mean he’s good Striker that’s fine that’s all I wanted to know he’s correct he’s a good fighter so what are the odds Mone
CH he’s the champ right now so what are the odds on money line likeus 130 I think okay so the Challenger has good ads he’s got to check itus 120 sorry minus 120 yeah okay so you like that guy yeah okay I’m going to the Genesis open
This weekend um you’re going no no no my that’s oh [ __ ] this is where I’m going with my pick man uh I I think I’m taking Eric Cole I’ve got him top 20 plus 150 for Eric Cole he’s had a a pretty good season he was rookie of the year last
Year he had a decent showing at the way management so far this season good consistent player Eric actually uh Rocks Our Thin Blue Line covers oh really yeah so he does um so I’m going Eric Cole plus 150 top 20 I like that bet top 20 I
Can see that mhm I also did take him top 10 for plus 450 but I did get the top 20 I’m going to I’m going to keep it UFC I’m going to do the volkanovski fight I’m going to go over three and a half rounds I think it’s minus 120 on
DraftKings I’m going to go over three and a half rounds five round fight if it’s a title fight it’s always going to full rounds yeah seems like it always I hope so I mean the last like three of Ben we’ll see who was it the Colby fight
Yeah uh I think for that reason right now I’m going to take the under I’m not betting it so I know I just I if if they’ve gone that way I think they want a good knockout but again is the UFC rig do they want more viewership do they want the five round
Don’t do that to Dan I don’t think I don’t think so don’t do that to Dana but the scary thing is that volcanos got knocked out like three or four months ago so like it’s pretty people are saying it’s a fresh turnaround to go back into a UFC fight your brain could
Still be yeah pretty dodgy that is a fresh from that yeah no doubt three months ago four months ago was the last it’s pretty quick especially getting knocked out like bad true yeah um all right so we did get some questions again this week the first one was from Jacob
Are you guys going to go to the waste management again next year and if so what’s your plan for it yes of course we got to go back that was too good of a time not to um not sure the plan we’ve got a whole year to decide that I think
We’re going to go a little bit bigger and better probably do another giveaway yeah should do multiple giveaways we’ll do especially if we get like VIP tickets or some sort of sponsorship and we get multiple tickets per day we should give those away for sure for sure mhm I think
That would be fun okay um next guy Mike ask what’s your next big giveaway Mike great question I don’t know what our next giveaway is kind it I we usually come up with those on the Fly we do I mean we got some big collections coming
Out like spring a gusta so usually for spring we do things like Rangefinder giveaways or clubs you know stuff like that that whole weekend it could be cool like send someone to the Masters or something like that yeah um but I don’t think we have anything planned yet right
So I guess if anyone has any ideas for giveaways yeah yeah let us know let us know in email info or no close course at so when ni does it it’s it’s fine was a big F I didn’t go close course info I literally did exactly what you did like
You’re an idiot man no you Stewie was like email in info@ close course that’s heo biggest embellishers I’ve ever met in my entire we check tape it was info at closed course tape look even Mr Sweden’s on our side please God check tape because it will never it was did not go
Down like that it was info at close course what I was giving off the socials and I was like also email info@ close actually don’t do that what is it yeah that you just did the same what’s the email right now say it right now what’s theem pen.com okay there we go that’s
The email email us your information at close Course pens.com St there buddy no I was making it clear for the followers yeah for sure all right we do have one more question um someone said I watched behind this Spade last night when can we expect the next episode shout out behind
The Spade so if you’re not familiar we haven’t really said too much about it behind the Spade is kind of our I guess it’s like a reality TV show we’re trying to make it it shows kind of the behind the scenes of the business the golf
Everyone here you know who works here so the first episode was kind of about um the PGA show me and Nick in Minnesota it’s very very raw behind the scenes um but yeah so that came out on Saturday haven’t posted much about it but obviously you know this guy watched it
It’s pretty sweet so I think the next episode is probably going to be the waste management we got a lot of super cool content about the waste management that whole trip so we’re already kind of working on putting that together hopefully we can see that maybe end of
This week or next week and let us know you know some other behind the scenes stuff you guys want to see you guys want to see yeah we’ll do it all I’m all for it Stewie wants to do anything you guys want Stewie will do remember that one
Video what was that one what were we doing what was that video it was the end of the year video when we were taking in the office up there yeah and see we couldn’t speak he’s like we will do anything you want tell us what you want
Us to do and we’ll do it we’ll sell anything’ll do anything just just tell us we’ll do it all right that’s it for questions anyone else got anything else no I don’t think so appreciate everybody tuning in uh stay tuned for the next closed course episode next week and
Appreciate it see you guys thanks Guys all right good
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