Round 7 sees the Dehlis meet the Pinheads. Enjoy a close game and some good commentary with a lot of spills along the way
Record hello hello hello and welcome to this the Olympic ice skating center here in Oakley Victoria in this sunny overcast stormy day you’re here with me figures I’ve got Stu Cen here in the Box Stewie how are you mate good thanks mate ready to abuse some people make their day a
Bit better that’s what we want that’s what we want um Matlin can you move the XL Spreadsheet out of the way just for a tick just so I can see not the other way the other way yeah there we go suy do you want to get give me a couple of bars
Spit some Rhymes just talk what the hell are you talking about just talk to me I’m talking to you are we all good is that good yeah we’re good we’re not peing that’s good we’re doing everything’s working well I’m peing we are here for the round seven of
KSL the second the second season number two electric Baloo we come to you from the lands the traditional lands of the Boon Waring people and we pay our respects to the elders past present and emerging and welcome everybody who is watching this after the fact cuz unfortunately
Because of the storms today we don’t have any Internet so we can’t live stream so uh wherever you are watching us from whether it be around the corner or around the globe we welcome you today couple of hours of hockey coming out time to uh put down your put down turn
Off the notifications on your phone and forget about the world for a bit we’re just going to have a bit of fun we’ve got the uh Deli bellies coming up against the pin heads now Stewie Cen who what do you who are you wanting to win
This one well I don’t really care I don’t like both teams I don’t like many of the players um I’d just like to firstly um say that anything that comes out of my mouth through this broadcast has nothing to do with uh KSL it’s purely my own um thoughts
That’s a good disclaimer right there yeah so I’m putting that in right now for example I can see Tommy Blackwell out there yeah now I think the last time we talked he was uh having some surgery done yeah yeah yeah or he had it done it
Didn’t turn out too well so yeah he he GED the nickname uh Kmart kempe yeah yeah he’s a sorry so really poor like while it’s not going I’m going to tell you a little bit about his surgery so he went in to fix his features which were
All you know I nearly feel sick looking at him now but he went in there to get his nose done to fix it up make himself a bit more presentable yeah and they said look we’re going to we’re going to have to take skin off your shaft but there’s not enough there so
We’re taking it off the ball sack the scrotum they put it on the prosus now he’s skating around out there like he’s eating a big slice of ham and eating the eyes out of it and slapped it on his face so keep an eye on him he’s just
Fresh out of a prosa surgery look at him look at him looking up here he knows we’re talking thanks for the uh thanks for the Medical Update there Stewie um PC is always um we’ve got down on your far right if you’re viewing this on the
Cameras we’ got Steve horv that uh and on your far left we’ve got Chris Hurley in the middle in the Zea Stripes we’ve got Costa who is who is our official this evening um rumors are that apparently he’s going to go pro as a uh
As a as a referee I tell you what that’s a halftime story all right all right we’ll save that for half time cost there’s something not right here we go he throws it down and cam Coots comes away with it in the Fasto boards throws it back to Phoebe Melvin who throws it
Back to cam Co who is offside to start us off and here is uh is that Tommy old H face look at him hamf Blackwell comes away with it on the far side boards he’s wearing the number of uh Scotty bangs and uh Steve Horvat blocks that up
Against the post hugging it like a Care Bear if you in case you wondering there are a couple of cones on the ice and that’s because uh there’s some holes I think well there was some issue with the ice because of the uh changing temperatures today so uh we do have a
Noo Zone near the deli belly’s bench oh and a thrown down low Tommy Blackwell let’s get a couple of these going Stewie can you manage those for me I don’t I don’t manage okay hang on no I’ll do it oh no we’ve got someone to do
It Dave Walters here up up with us as his uh Dave mland oswal mland Osborne not M mland Oswald not the uh original Disney character um we’ve got oh oh and a spinner armor move from number 95 I don’t know who that is cuz that was
In the face that’s that’s going to make no improvements to Cam’s face yeah that’s that’s a Jackson seum and here comes Jojo spino who’s that we’ve got bloody we’ve got sausage roll out there sausage roll bloody Sports cbles out there look at him what where is he down here number 23
Wearing is he wearing Jorge’s number look at him oh we’ve got a penalty sorry Costa we’re talking oh maybe no no no type in uh 20 22 please yeah 22 hit enter enter uh hit s then 22 22 enter here we go2 yeah there we go an S there we
Go oh here we go we’re we we’re we’re getting amongst it uh the lack of in the internet goes down and Society crumbles ladies and gentlemen it’s what we were fearing with Y2K and it’s come true about 23 24 years later um this is the this is how Society
Falls and that’s uh condos tic tacking away he throws it and Hur comes up with it in his glove whoa he just stood there and it landed Kos would be hating that oh oh good save there is that Josh Heidi that had the no that’s Chris
Cullen oh jeez oh boy the this is Colin so Chris cullin the number four with his Inside Out Jersey oh Chloe Parks comes away with it and there’s Steven the trash man Ward oh cullin threw it but uh horv that came up strong who’s number 95 I wonder yeah it’s wondering the same
Thing look at the green helmet I’ve don’t think I’ve ever seen a green helmet not not not a green of that color oh cullin oh loose Zar Dennis score Zara Dennis that’s a second of the season and it’s 20 minutes 33 thank you Costa so that’s Zara Dennis assisted by Chris cullin
That is not coming out of the PA system I now know how your girlfriend feels M you’re doing the job but it’s not satisfactory Jesus just just just going real highbrow there Stewie real early sorry sorry M this is the S o’ time slot this is still PG this is adults only hit
Hey matland you’re going to um jump onto the microphone for me for a second ladies and gentlemen matland Osborne hey guys it’s Matlin here also known as shut up Matlin yeah that’s not working is it Chris is that a that was a wait for Chriss cross to give us the
Uh Condors no one else reck gondos is aiming for an early hattick here I reckon he after last week he wants to get his three in nice and early we got JoJo taking it up like he’s giving him a bit of pressure oh he’s got it Ste Wards Jakey
Boy oh good the man with two first names just K G nland doesn’t matter number by Chris Chris [Laughter] cin Del belly is [Applause] go number 93 Chris [ __ ] Lo a professions out that needs to Beed as well oh [ __ ] [ __ ] technology man so uh can you not swear on the broadcast I did not swear you did you just dropped the f bomb technically oh you both did he can edit it out
Okay live and this is why we don’t go live when uh mland Osborne jumps on oh Lake toomi Takes a Tumble tripped over theks not even the Blue Line oh and a good pass from Nat condos up to Jojo trying to cond oh you oh you’ve turned the light
On on the uh on the on the thingy that really illuminates the situation Dave Walters with the comedy up here that’s the light button on the side Matlin doesn’t care he just wants me to keep commentating oh he he’s got the smoke screen visor on but Zara Dennis cuts that
Off Stuart what are we seeing early I’m seeing a lot of attacking by Deli bellies I mean by pin head sorry well we’re actually seeing a bit of Defense from the deli belly which is surprising I thought thought they didn’t know the meaning of the word let alone
How to how to enact it but is Johnny pockets’s playing uh he should be I’ve seen him around yeah surely he’s on the pin heads oh oh he gets it through the cones he went through the danger zone Paul Sports Campbell oh and he tried to
Receive that cross I pass look at him not passing he shocking well he passed it first and it didn’t work for him s but um so the time of that goal was 1853 is that correct for the Chris condos yeah that’ll do round then and here comes Richard armor oh he
Scores we got coule St in um yeah Del full of coupl wait what did he say that was uh it was armor from condos anyway armor from condos and what time was that was that 15 I can see Pockets out there has anyone ever like actually had a conversation
With pockets in the change rooms yes oh there’s a go oh who was that one oh ham face himself he’s very unattractive Man y came out from Steven Ward did he say Steve irn so uh Oh well that was a hot mess oh boy what happened there matland [ __ ] no what what happened there mlin that was a shocker Tong TI he couldn’t get out of which hand was to come out ah I see I don’t get it I don’t get oh cuz he’s Tasmanian I get it
That’s that’s a new an original joke right there oh JoJo he stand on the puck JoJo spinosi with the puck carries it round but it just it will exit the zone and as it goes to the danger zone oh is that jge no it’s Jakey boy and was that a
Goal no no no just saved by saved by Horvat oh Jake Adamson oh he’s amongst it today no are you just going to say no to everything yes okay so this 95 is perplexing me I don’t know who they are and it’s bugging me
Can can can I just I just want to get back to speaking with um yeah Johnny Pockets Johnny pockets in the chain room have you actually had a conversation yeah of course I have cuz he he looks at you there’s a glazed look have you ever
Seen fish in this um Fish Market the frozen fish after they’ve been caught and they just look at you oh my goodness paully Sports Campbell with a ripper of a Clapper from above the hash marks unassisted 12 he Sports scoring three from defense you reckon 100% he is heads go from PA Sports
Campbell unassisted nice sorer pass there from Chris condos yeah so there was a g a glazed look on his on his oh oh couldn’t come away with it oh throws it into the not not into the slot it was uh north of the slot condos collecting it from the danger
Zone oh and who’s who’s 86 oh it’ be really nice if people wor yeah it is is that 36 that he’s wearing or 86 86 yeah glaz look over it doesn’t matter let’s just no no no we’ve invested too much time into this now I need the
Conclusion you tell a story or you talk to him in the change rooms when you’re getting change and he gives you a glaze look you don’t know if anything’s sinking in it’s it’s and I’m sure he’s not on the Spectrum did you ever consider that maybe you’re just boring
100% 100% even on this broadcast people be going how’s his voice he sounds like [ __ ] Bert from oh sorry he sounds like Bert from Sesame Street oh boy I’m just looking at look how many couples there hang on we’ve got we’ve got condos and Nat we’ve got
Phoebe and Richard and Richard any any other cbles I I don’t know we’ve got depends on how much you pay no we’ve got another one we’ve got Ry in the first bloke he comes out of the shower going into the shower there oh my gosh you usually you’ll find Steven ward
In there in a bottle of Pantene oh my God all right back on we’re in the neutral zone what to say here he is actually SP Sor Dennis Sor Dennis throws it on and it gets stopped by Steve horat Steve horat covers that one up and they will
Touch up have you ever seen ry’s eyes light up when someone comes out of a shower it’s like the you know what he’s like the number five Light Tower at the MCG I think you did retire from playing no as you said people get sick of my very
Quickly what is happening right now yeah we better call the game here comes 95 passes it up jge had it in his skates but then he looked around and couldn’t see it so he over skated it who is 95 I don’t know what’s on the sheet it’s not
On they’re not on the sheet that’s it on our Facebook page I don’t know can somebody investigate it can we get some well apparently you got to answer to Matlin to get on to that investigative journalism what was that I’m not answering unless it’s 10 12 in the morning Chloe Parks looks completely
Past the puck no idea where it was but she comes away with it skates in pops it across to Zara Dennis but there was a Richard armor waiting and here comes Jojo gets around about three players after oh Hurley turns that away Chloe Parks across to the trash man the smoke show
Oh look at him he played it into the skates of his teammate and then came away with the puck anyway and here’s Zar Dennis she plays it in5 not on theist why does that not surprise me Richard armor manages to get it out 95 couldn’t get
It Good Year in music that ’95 uh what what was it 95 1895 uh 1895 yeah yeah yeah yeah that was a [ __ ] jumping jeos that Thomas uh with the hit single oh baby you’re my baby baby baby um which was actually covered by Justin Bieber so
True no have you heard the rumor that Bieber’s getting offered an NHL contract no that’s not true no seriously it’s true someone a punch living there’s a there’s a rumor going around that Justin Bieber might end up playing NHL after his performance at the Allstar Weekend that is ridiculous he was keeping up
With our best uh I also know of a couple of other rumors that have absolutely no base in reality so do I do well we we can’t we can’t say we can’t save them we we have to save them for off oh no no I’ll tell
You one oh shoot hang on we’ll wait cuz sorry Dennis oh she’s hungry for another one Stuart what chu us with a room well has anyone noticed Costa and his little mate Mitch oh no and and honestly they we noticed the other night how much they look like the crisscross rap that’s true
Right they do that they do look like they went into the office right had the music on we’re doing what we can only describe as a lesbian porn movie oh my God oh my God actually there’s a name for that movie too going to get out yeah
No it’s it’s the movie is called beavers and butt cheeks but what they were doing in there they would have to sanitize well I I got I got comment from Coster about what happened in there and his quote was we were just vibing yeah read into that as
You Zar Dennis oh she’s she she’s two on the way to a hatrick get the puppy book out he’s not going to be happy with that all that 6 615 look at your little crisscross coming over the microphone that’s a second of the night apparently not we’re not allowed
To abuse Costa cuz he’s the referee that’s what he said yeah that’s self-proclaim that makes me want to Abus you go from Zara Dennis assisted by Norman Yan so Norman Yan is on the board with an assist Dennis has two goals already and we’re we’ve still got five five and
A half minutes in this first period Horvat has l in four of 14 Deli bellies have seven shots on goal two goals doesn’t uh Fiona play for pin heads yeah she does she not on no not here you know where she is where you know she’s a rer for Street yeah you
Know yeah she’s a rer for Neighbors yeah she’s in Jared rebeck’s love cage right now Jared rebecky who’s that toadfish Tony you should just said toadfish or or he’s just driven her off a cliff he’s he’s the kind of guy that would have a secret dungeon like he would have a
Dungeon no Stewart he’s no El Stewart it’s it’s yeah but he would he would it’s the only reason she works and it’s why she’s not here so there you know put that in your RoR Mill godamn oh oh he’s going to oh I tell you what J put it right through the crease
Steve’s going to it was a wide open cage and Jorge just put it right across the open mouth of the goals what was that about open mounts I don’t know but I don’t know did I miss something I think I missed an opening yeah you missed an opening it was an
Open mouth wouldn’t be the first time here comes jaky boy Adamson he’s got it throws it down low but Chris condos providing a good defensive stick he Tic Tacs it and then passes it up to Richard Arma Richard Arma coming along the far side boards he’s got
Pressure from Steven Ward throws it on net but it just goes off the uh the knee roll of Chris Hurley an upstanding citizen if you will oh 95 putting some pressure on ham face there look at him ham face and he’s annoyed about something he just dropped
The f bomb threw it into the leg of 95 Chris Cullen has it ripped off him by Richard Arma who starts skating quickmart up the ice he’ll throw it he’ll throw it he holds it he didn’t throw it throws it into the slot but the skate he was going for Phoebe he was
Definitely going for Phoebe love tore their goal [Laughter] apart rich and armor with the puck nice Joy Division reference there that was beautiful Steven trash man smoke show passes it up to Chloe Parks Chloe Parks how are the advisers I swear to God they’re so they’re so gross
I hate them oh she’s freezes up condos oh she gets it pass put it in Chloe oh just went actually thought she got that in then just just went wide and uh is that seum passing that’s Pock no that’s Johnny pockets it’s old um heck we’ll call it pck frozen hack
Frozen hack all right Frozen she’s a dead fish what’s a hack a had a fish oh is it I don’t go fishing I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know what different types of fish are I know what a trout in the salmon is all right we’ll call him we’ll call him
Trout and and as anyone anyone seen the trout because I’m sure that oh here comes Chris cin on a breakway JoJo with him oh and he shoots it why I’d like to say that the trout uh video was on the questionnaire that was put out so it’s
Not me it’s not just you see The Godfather condos about that see I I am yet to receive access to the uh to the document that has uh all these responses um yeah I look honestly I thought mland wrote it so I didn’t respond to any of oh that’s gone in
That’s that’s who was that that’s an easy goal first condos was it Nat yeah it was Nat and it that was uh 1 minute 40 left in the period Nat condos a isn’t that cute yeah we we know push the first you got to push the button before you talk
Costa all that rap in the early 80s is D’s heading him Del Bell’s goal from it’s love we got what less than a minute left in this first period and here comes Chris cullin he wants to add to the deli belly score JoJo spinozi has something to say about that so he
Pressures him around the outside of the cage he’s still got it going around the track oh 95 good stick it was a bit like McCullen oh oh he gets it back to Colin who’s on a breakaway and he just throws it at the chest of Steve harvat oh what a wasted opportunity 31
Seconds and the pin heads have it again Paul Sports he’s already got one let’s see if he can get another one no he throws it up to jge or Jakey Adamson Zara Dennis at the point can she get her hattick before half time Norman Yan and and Dennis join up again
Join forces their powers combined and JoJo comes away with the puck and he’s oh good stick there by Norman Yan he’s they’ve got one second shoot shoot no that’s it that’ll do it for the period and at the end of the first period it’s the pin heads four
Goals to the deli belly three pin heads have 20 shots on goal to the deli Bell’s 11 who’s doing shots Dave really he’s a good man I just so you’re standing up e lower what down lower down no no no tell Paul Campbell to shove it we’re all about the vibe here at
KSL Saucy D coming in throwing his weight around look at him 28 so this next period will be 28 minutes long or short depending on whether you’re an optimist or a pessimist hey what was the story we’re going to say at half time oh Costa Costa had the genius idea recently
That uh he was he he was wondering how popcorn looked in a microwave so so hang on let me he comes in here with all his wisdom he gets me to look in One Direction drinks my drink yes puts it down which you weren’t happy about which listen
I’m going to get Greek herpes of him right then he tells us did he put a gr GoPro into the microwave and put it on cuz he wanted to see how popcorn yeah firstly he said it was a brilliant idea but it turned into
A bad idea and I was like at what point was that a good idea putting an electrical device in a microwave yep long story short he set the thing on fire and had to hide it from his mom well you know those batteries aren’t meant to be
Heated no they’re not meant to be put in the hands of they not meant to put anything metallic in the microwave I thought that was I thought that was grade two knowledge this is the guy who’s running our game yeah good luck to everyone out there so the pin heads have
It in their defensive Zone Steve H uh Ward not Steve Horvat Steve Horvat is now on the left hand side of your screen in goals and ssy DRS throwing on the Mand Jersey to go defense Chris Chris Hurley in the right hand end so the goalies have changed ends the teams do
Not here in the KSL we play 4v4 uh with the exception of some players who are just getting amongst it um so we Chuck them on as a plus one and here’s Nat condos she’s not a plus one she’s skating all the way low stance and Steve Horvat gloves it away
Into the far Corner picked up by uh h kempe face camp it’s just it’s a beautiful he’s not but it’s a beautiful thing Chris gondos takes it out of the uh offensive zone so the deli bellies will have to touch up oh good stick there from Steve Ward and Zara no that’s uh
Sikomi J Jackson tacomi threw it but it he threw it wide because of the pressure of Cam Coots a battle along the boards there battle battle battle they’re digging away and it comes out into the neutral zone where Ham face campe is passes it up to Chloe Parks Chloe Parks
She loses it off her stick and oh that was offside well that was offside definitely oh hak love that one that attempt of Jojo and the pin heads try to break it out trying to extend this one goal lead and sakom has just gone straight into the Zone way offside but they didn’t
Actually go offside cuz Chloe held it at the line that was a smart that was a smart offensive play by Parks a good cam Coots he brings it the statistician Legend but uh he had it blown off his stick by uh Steven Ward where’s Nick Lu doesn’t he
Play for one of these teams uh yeah he play for the delies must have had a hard day at the power plant crash ding the does he does he work at a power plant yeah yeah he’s probably drinking at Mo right now well that’s probably why that’s probably why
All the power is out across the state I see this is right we’ll blame him he was eating donuts and press the wrong button okay who’s this number 60 that’s is it 66 yes it is um for the deli bellies sorry just trying to find their name oh oh Frank oh that’s Frankie
Yeah okay the lady with a thousand Rings JoJo oh that looked a bit offside there it was was way too far behind to call it and Hurley uh sorry Horvat manages to block that one down as Zara Dennis a 95 battle and 95 loses a stick Zar Dennis
Has it can she get a third no she plays it right into the glove of hurly and paully sports Campbell has switched sides that he’s now he swing both ways he he’s he’s an AC DC right there yeah what’s what’s that uh what was that uh uh that that song I Like it
Both ways by uh it wasn’t by AC DC no it wasn’t by AC DC not good tune though now who’s that is that Zar Dennis again along oh she’s got the back checking PA sports cuts that off here he goes throws it low but Horvat gets it
Between his legs and squeezes the life out of it like an anaconda not the first time he’s had rubber between his legs holy cell look at him oh nor Yan Cuts him off keepon man Phoebe Melvin tried to throw it on it but Yan was in the
Way and Chris Cullen will circle around to try and keep it away from paully Sports Jake Adamson throws it off the back skate of cullin but cullin comes away with it anyway cuz Richard Arma couldn’t control it and here comes Jakey Adamson he’s got support from Zara Dan
As she gets it on the back hand throws it back down that’s a goal that’s a beautiful goal oh that was no lube straight in so that’s that was a 21 even I swear I bang my head about six times so uh what a what a oh what a
Great assist that was a great back and forth play between Dennis and Jakey boy and that’s Zara Dennis’s thirdd point of the evening really yep she’s smashing it two goals one assist look at Johnny Pockets the [ __ ] the hack the trout how many players they got on they
Got five on yeah but Chloe Parks is out there and so is phoe Jake nice one Dave I had to remember who the clear and efficient Chris condos oh and a good shoulder block by Steve Horvat there and it’s Richard armor back hands it around the
Around the bottom past his wife oh and the pin heads managed to come away with it but not for long cuz 95’s got it and he brings they whoever they are is that Linton wood no are you sure pretty sure cuz they’ve got they’ve got the um they’ve got the bandana thing and
They’ve got a green helmet no I don’t think it’s oh wow what a what a spin arm move Linton Woody pecker well Linton plays for the delies doesn’t he oh Sports backing nice one’s paully Sports Campell from troan Sports from who uh Richard armor ah himself what do you reckon goes longer
Do you reckon Chris condos shift or Nat condos story that’s a look it’s a really tough Question we’re doing deep philosophy in the Box oh God oh my God you thought Avatar was long woo we’re all getting fired by the way tomorrow we get fired that’s that’s I’m okay ste’s average shift length is about four and a half minutes so I don’t think
He can comment but he spends 2 minutes falling over on the blue line so listen the other two minutes are getting up off it takes me at least a minute and a half to get ready just get going yeah yeah yeah you got to you got to get warmed up
Near a high stick to the face there from cin we’re seeing a few High sticks in this game and just on high sticking my stick was not over High it wasn’t in that goal last week it wasn’t hey and and sunny sunny was in here and made his little comment you listen no
One likes blow he just making comments listen he got I thought you you were saying nobody likes a bloke and then you were going to continue with like who does something no you just nobody likes Sunny that’s what you’re saying listen no no there’s a history between I and sunny yeah I
Really hurt myself in Patrick’s Day on the pier and he laughed at me the whole day and I’ll never forgive him and his comments on my high sticking goal are just way out of the line and look I haven’t had a chance to um vent my frustrations frustrations well you you
Know what you know what the thing is up here we don’t have replays so we’re just going in the moment about what we see what we saw from up here stand it looked high no one likes him it looked high and also we’re not going to miss a chance to
Take the piss out of you all right that that’s fair enough I mean I don’t take the piss out of people no no you could say many things about you Stuart cow but taking the piss out of people is not one that’s my bread and butter
Wellbe in there oh it’s come to 95 95 through it can they get it in it’s loose it’s still loose Yan has it and he manages to get it around cam C oh the trout Johnny Pockets manages to get it out of the back pocket but JoJo comes in
He’s trying to get it around Yan gets it to cam Coots throws it down low Horvat covers that easily as it wobbles in on goal Norman Yan passing it backhanded across his own net that’s not something you want to be doing too often Here Comes Jakey boy he’s already got a goal
Can he get another oh he gets around him and throws it across the open that was beautiful it would have been goal of the night oh my gosh and Johnny Pockets with a shot from side on that almost went in jeez Jake he’ll be spitting chips about that
One oh good clear from 95 he drops his stick again look at sports Campbell on looking over there look being very judgmental it’s surprising he’s actually on that side of the boards when he comes off oh that’s in and h’s not happy puppy book he is not
Happy that just trickled in was that Melvin or 95 you know what I’d love to see how many it’s 95 95 got it how many jerseys Steve actually has I think has a New Jersey every week here we goed as in 95 95 as in hang on hang on hey hey Kos
I’m in Costa well apparently number 95’s name is Chris do we know what time the goal was it was 15 minutes and 20 seconds I have no Chris just say number 95 J Bell’s goal number 95 that’s what happens when you don’t update your team sheets we can’t say who
Got the goaly it’s better than commenting on the athenas games where no one has a number oh my God like who is that person you’re telling that’s cuz George runs it and speaking of George oh come on Zar Dennis she deserves a third a speaking of George and uh numbers yeah
On Saturday night he was wearing 97 which I was wearing McDavid and he’s wearing a 97 now y there’s no way a person should be wear a 97 when there’s a McDavid 97 on the ice just just all I’m saying well somebody somebody was
Wearing a 9 99 last week yeah and was a filling that was uh Gary yeah Gary Nat was wearing 99 and I questioned it at the time but the commissioner AKA uh Chris condos said it was okay cuz he ordered the jerseys so um usually for
Those of you who don’t know who are sitting at home being like why are they concerned about numbers uh Wayne Gretzky who is also known as the great one aka the greatest player to ever play the game in some people’s opinions uh his number has been retired pretty much
Across hockey you can’t wear it and not as a feeling no and certainly not as a feeling jeez it’s blaspheming oh Gary Gary and he just was oh Colin oh and Hurley swed that one away put that down as a shot on goal do you know how you
Say Gary if you don’t put it the r in his name guy anyway it’s like a pirate oh oh I can’t tell whether he got a little bit of that but the puck goes into away into the corner I think Corvette might have got a little bit of his leather on
That Chloe Parks oh it almost goes through but the deli bellies clear it out and it’s five all jeez I did not expect that yeah we’ve been up here chatting away and we haven’t even been paying attention to this this got 12 minutes 15 left on the clock 29 shots
From the pinheads 18 from the deli bellies but the scores are tied at at five goals a piece don’t ask me how Pi comes hand face himself oh and it goes off the toe oh Bogi B campai B Ham the B Christmas ham face I do feel
Sick looking I is that because you ate too much ham at Christmas I don’t and it’s just triggering you no no it’s just knowing where that extra fla of skin come from oh my God Jesus Christ why did you have the extra flap of skin in your
Mouth no one had it in their mouth oh and a backand from Jorge that almost got robbed but JoJo carries it into the offensive zone he hasn’t scored any yet has he no no goals from that is an abnormally quiet night from JoJo natos throws it across ice but the deli
Bellies have to touch up so nobody can touch it in the attacking Zone Norman Yan sprinting out from behind his cage throws it off the boards up to Jakey and he manages to get it over the line of seek managed to keep his skate on the blue line C Co break
Away oh Steve H that comes up strong and Norman Yang clears it out Jakey boy oh good keeping from JoJo oh man oh jeez 95 and Norman Yan had a big heavy Collision speaking of Norman Yan he comes in into possession of the puck plays it around
Jojo and then over the stick of 95 oh good keeping by cam Co at the Blue Line and JoJo keeps it in as well oh good deflection from Horvat with the blocker cam Coots up to Arma who plays it low Coots 95 it’s loose jeez Deli bellies are putting on an offensive
Show is that Jakey boy who cleared it out Richard armor dangling it around a couple of players until Phoebe his betroth could get it back over the Blue Line oh good glove save Steve Horvat you Ripper he’s betrothed yeah betrothed 10 minutes left on the clock five all 23 shots yeah
Why a okay Mr highbrow in the back he’s down on his medieval marriage law he knows it in and out okay ladies and gentlemen if you want to get married in the 12th century Dave Walters is your man yeah I can officiate back when Paul daners actually had
Ribbons oh Zara Dennis got brought down but managed to get the puck away but unfortunately Johnny Pockets couldn’t make it before Richard Arma took it out 95 oh smacked it into Steve the trash man Ward who just blocks it down and here he comes oh Sports brought it off
His stick oh backhanded from uh hamf face Blackwell POI POI we’ve got POI we’ve got de we’ve got uh it’s wine and meats C Wine and meats yeah yeah yeah Steve Ward so all we need is a soggy biscuit oh god well that who Could That
Be That Could Be oh don’t we’ll just move on we need we need somebody named arnet uh Chris condos tic tacking his way oh Richard armor you little Ripper had the McDavid Sally to what a beautiful deflection goal and what time of the goal was that was that 1830 no 84 8:45
Wow and Alex De Bly behind the camera going absolutely off it from Richard Trojan armor assisted by chrisos that was an incredible goal it came right off the shaft of his stick and Stuart cden has nothing for that he has nothing for that statement no no sorry I missed it you were dazing
It was it put you into paralysis for a moment there you were like dazing into another dimension I had a Pockets moment oh I like a frozen fish here’s Chris condos he passes it up to his wife except I’d be a sperm whale oh my God oh my God that condos had it
Stripped off her by Steve Ward Steve Ward’s got it after a bit of two and throw from uh Baki himself paully Sports Campbell for the delies carrying it into the defensive Zone with pressure from seeum but he yeets it up to Richard armor at the blue
Line but that gets Stripped by b b Christmas hams coming into the offensive zone and that’s well wide Chris Hurley didn’t need to worry about that he wasn’t even concerned at all he saw it on the stick of bakei and he was like I’m just going to chill out he’s going
To miss this easy cam Coots touches it up to Richard Arma after a long pass from in the defensive Zone Richard Arma looking for some more magic he comes off the outside of the cage throws it into the slot does Cam Coots but it’s picked
Off by a couple of pin heads pin heads throwing it across ice here’s Baki he brings it into the Zone but it’s stopped by Paul Sports Campbell bringing it in fakes The Slap Shot weaves around passes it to kamu throws it low but he didn’t get enough wood on it and Steve Horvat
Blocks that shot JoJo passing it across to condos condos the Chris variety he’s tic tacking looking for an option to camut who had to wiggle his stick and get it on the back hand JoJo down below to condos it’s in it trickles in over the blue line I tell you what it’s the
Red line it’s a formidable formidable yeah formidable formidable line that you had Sports yeah had JoJo condos and cam you’re going to have to repeat that push the button before you start talking thank you very much there’s something something real smart assy about that Costa Blake in there yeah
Have a look at him and he throws it Down so cam C with the assist we go from Chris assist by cam or as CO as Costa pronounces it cam cook I mean that’s how it’s spelled so I get it yeah that’s fair oh Zara Dennis tried to backhand it but it comes off the stick what did you
Just say mlin sorry um I got more pressing issues what did you just say Matlin I said that I thought it was initially pronounced as [ __ ] but uh I don’t think that’s what you said but anyway we’ll carry that was that was a more toned down version of what you said
No I said the word cockold somebody said cockold I think that’s a great name for him did you know that did you know that the reason why it’s called a cuckold is uh because it’s to do with the nesting of the cuckold bird in which a uh in
Which a bird will a [ __ ] hold will come in and uh steal the Egg of another bird listen you a bird person true story that’s that’s that’s truth I’m I’m starting to learn things in this box I think it’s time for me to leave I thought you were incapable of learning
Something got him got him you don’t need education Dennis you don’t need education looks like more yeah when’s your modeling career taking off you yeah yeah it’s coming I’ve seen him in front of the green screen he’s got a future he’s got some moves I know two BLS who do lesbian film
So I might have a word to Costa and Mitch you can get in the business yourself mate there’s people that are pay to see that ste’s only fans account coming soon oh that’s in that’s in Johnny Pockets take that to the fish market that wasn’t on ice poets from
Eight so that’s Zara Dennis’s fourth point of the night I want to see her get a hatti I want to see her get in a fight and then we can go for the uh the gy how hatrick well she’s already got two goals and two assists she needs to get into
Two of fights two fights two fights and then she can get two gy how hat tricks yeah you hear us Sara you hear us Sara get into two fights now I hope she takes on two minutes 30 left she just punches a piss out of Costa Jesus Johnny poet
Zaris so with 2 minutes 20 left on the clock we’ve got pin heads at 6 the deli bellies are at 7 we’ve got uh matland Osborne who’s updating you on the screen so you can keep track of what the score are he’s doing it he’s doing a great job oh Chloe
Parks can she dig it out from underneath Hurley no I stick him only oh there’s a penalty coming that I tell you hooking I tell you that is a love that is a love call that is a night in shining armor call my goodness and does that mean that oh
Really Costa oh really that was the hook oh wow hang on call call the shot here we go Chloe Parks oh comes and Costa looks like a fool after that with 1 minute 22 left on the clock hey hey hey he’s just trying to get an early Valentine’s Day present in
Tomorrow being the day of Love tomorrow is the tomor I already feel sick tomorrow is the day of St Valentine uh Happy Happy Valentine’s Day to everybody out there here’s uh Phoebe Melvin throwing it up to Paulie Sports the deli bellies have less than a minute until they can take this game out
Of the hands of the pin heads and they’re happy to just keep playing it oh I mean they can if they can get an insurance marker they’re going to take it and we got ham face on the ice let’s say he’s going to go all the way oh here
Comes stum he’s oh Rob by Paulie Sports Paulie Sports wanting to do it Steve Ward passes it to see SE try to get it away from sports but it gets dug out with 29 seconds still got time Chris cullin they need to make a break and to
Take a few shots on goal otherwise this is in the bag haven’t pulled the goal oh boy Richard armor no that was Chris condos oh look hand face here he comes he throws it on Hurley stops IT Phoebe Melvin tries to clear it but seeum keeps
It in it’s still in but Phoebe Melvin gets it out as she plays it down the end with 4 seconds left Steve H that comes out of his net trying to get some offense going but that’ll do it as we bring it to the end of the first game of
Round seven the pin heads lose to the deli bellies seven goals to six good call Stewie Cen you Ripper it was great to have you up here again mate all right mate I’ll be back in a couple of weeks all right I’ll hold you to it let me get
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15 minutes 20 minutes and that’ll be the athenas versus the shut up mands as matland and Dave Walters are you going down no I’m still on IR mate oh still on IR so Dave’s going to stay up here with me unless he’s taking over camera
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