On this week’s episode of GOLF’s Subpar, LIV Golf’s Carlos Ortiz joins Colt Knost and Drew Stoltz for an exclusive interview.
The Emergency 9 is our weekly segment featuring fun questions that allow our listeners to get to know that week’s guest a little bit better. We’re switching it up this week and doing Emergency SIX with Carlos Ortiz.
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As you know Carlos you’re you’re fan of the show we do the emergency 9 but s came up with something different for you this time yeah we’re going to do the emergency six you know what I mean it’s like basically three4 of emergency 9 more or less give or take the math you
Play three fours of a normal tournament so yeah perfect this [ __ ] it’s better yeah all right I’ll start you off here yeah um have have you figured out who Mike oxlong is yet but it it was one of those tricky question right it was they as it was something that for the people
That don’t know you were on Netflix when they were doing Meo pereira’s episode and they come over and one of the kids said Carlos say Mike oxlong really fast and it took you a little while to figure it out oh yeah it was something about your Dicky long or something something
Like that right I mean they that kid did get me he did get me with that thing he like and like right now I I guess it’s just a phrase maybe from here from the US and might be a cultural difference but I couldn’t get it I
Couldn’t get it in the moment I kept saying it I was like what the hell and then obviously he was just making fun of me who’s whose kid was that whose kid was that I don’t know Mark tulo I think is oh my God I love that kid a friend a
Friend of me to yeah I love that that was one I forgot I forgot about that that was one my favorite parts of that whole series it was just you said my co my [ __ ] long over and over yeah so all right you live and you learn all
Right this actually comes my first one from that video you posted of you getting in the cold plune and uh so I have to ask it are you the only dude nicknamed the princess who also has a chess tattoo because by the way I thought it was just a big patch of hair
On your chest turns out it’s not I was like dude there’s no way there’s no way he has a chest hat but you do yeah I do I do have a tattoo and that that was I I honestly would have never imagined in my my La that I was going to
Get at the two and somehow I have now two what’s the other one two what’s the other I have one in my leg it’s right it’s right here and it’s pretty big too I don’t know I it’s something I I I I actually that’s actually pretty cool like I my wife
Liked them she never really got them so she went to this place in Mexico it’s in the middle of nowhere when I say in the middle of nowhere it’s a town There’s No police no nothing it just they have their own thing you have to f AKA and
You go to this guy and it’s you don’t even know what you’re getting you have to send him it’s like a form where you send what you wanted to rep it’s a really spiritual experience and then it’s like a journey you go there and you don’t really know what you’re going to
Get until he shows to you and then you can pick where to put it and but it has a lot of different meanings and it’s I mean I would have never gone a tattoo if he was not something like that so everything that this one has it represents everything that it would be
Always important for me that’s awesome I like that did you cry how painful it was ter like these one both of them have been really painful terrible I mean more painful than I imagine but I mean I don’t have any I don’t have any skin still old rips here
So just keep hitting this place and it was bad but I guess it’s part of the experience God bless you I was shocked shocked when I saw it so I told SL about the chest T and he screenshotted me a picture he said are you sure it’s not
Just chest hair I’m like that’d be the most awkward little sliver of chest hair ever so I had to message your wife to confirm that you do have a chest tat no I I I do I do have a I don’t have a tattoo right here in chest and you and I
You and you and Austin ecro might be the only two professional golfers with chess tats yeah I don’t think there’s that many not the two I would have picked out either but good on honestly I I honestly I’m still so subconscious you know like about because I grew up in a place where
Tattoos were like justed for cream you know like I don’t know that that’s kind of what I grew up like it was not a good thing if I ever got a tattoo when I was leing at home they would have kicked me out that’s how they were Prett it was
Not that strict but it was not look good so but my favorite place he was almost like right here it’s just I cannot get myself to do it I just still feel too subconscious you know like I’m that everybody’s going to see it and they start asking questions or something but
I mean one of my favor placees here but there’s not a single golfer that has a full sleeve of tattoos you know I just there’s none you could be the first I agree with that you could be the first no tattoo no tattoos over here for me all right next
One um let’s see where should I go with this all right you mentioned earlier obviously four beautiful daughters at home is it true the real reason you actually signed with Liv is because you realized eventually you’re gonna have to pay for Four Weddings please don’t say don’t don’t
Don’t tell everybody about the real reason but yes I mean I’m GNA have to play for four wedding you have to pay for Four Weddings are you kidding me I know I know and I I I just hope that Le they marry rich people because I don’t want
To start I don’t want to maintain I don’t want to you know keep up and and pay the whole bills for like the whole family of my daughters either you know here you go here’s an idea one of your newest Live members this John ROM sign
For quite a bit of money he’s got two sons I know and those those always tells me about his those thing tell me always about his kids but I I don’t you know I feel like they could I don’t know um we’ll see they they’ll have they’ll have
To choose but I it is definitely something is on my mind I’m going to have to play for Four Weddings four college for everything yeah I know that for private school tuitions too I think by the time that fourth wedding comes around your hair is gonna look like mine yeah
Non-existent exactly just stay away from Sammy spe all right that’s already been arranged everyone else’s fair game just stay away from Sammy that’s already been pre- brokered on my end I’m marrying F free at least on my first one um all right carito uh I know you’re a Cowboys
Fan tough times for you right now but as a Cowboys fan obviously you’re just brought up to hate the Eagles right that’s just kind of who you hate they hate each other give me if the if tqu is the Cowboys who are the Eagles for this coming season who’s like the big rival
Got to beat him I think I think it’s going to be I mean I think it’s going to be fireable two Latin teams you know they’re rival each other I mean even though we’re friends I think it’s going to be natural that we we we we’re going to be competing against Detroit even
Harder that uh David PGE just joined Whisper rock his and his CAD his CAD is awesome Alberto he’s he’s Elio he beautiful yeah yeah he’s one of my he’s one of my favorite out there he’s great Bey man he likes to have a good time I’m a big fan
Of him all right uh my last one you and I used to play a lot of golf together okay so what is one thing you’ve said to me on the golf course that my wife will never say to me in my life ever where’s the wind she definitely won’t say that no
She definitely won’t say that I thought you would get this one right off the top but I used to try to hit one hard and you’d be like you be big one CT oh yeah she’ll never say that remember because you used to you used to smash it
And I they always go to the middle they all look the same for me so I just went was it a big one called you like no it was a normal yeah I remember youed to ask you about all that all time Natalie’s never asked me that
Yeah I I do miss playing with you it was it was fun when you live here in Dallas I we had a good time man yes we did always back in Dallas we had a good time can reunite the kids moving all over the place which leads me to my final
Question I was going to phrase it differently but I’m just going to ask you like can I be a real estate agent I’ll give up everything else that I’m doing in the world if I could just be a real estate agent seems like pretty good gig you yeah I’ll learn why would you
Because you move every six months dude into nice places I feel like it’s a nice gig I just work once every six months stacks of checks be done I mean I feel like you have a good gig right now or or not I do I do I
Could probably do it on the side too I just basically want to be your real estate agent do you think we could do that I got a couple spots in mind for you you def you would definitely maybe one or two sales a year so it would be not bad
That’s my lately that’s what I’m saying how many different in the last five years how many houses have you been in here we go one in Dallas two in Dallas one in Mexico one in Florida five I didn’t even know you moved to Florida yeah I was in Florida
For 12 minutes me I’m still building in Florida because I told us where it was going to leave oh you’re still building a house there yes because that was the plan we rented for a year and we we were building but then um we had change of plans and we back in
Dallas by we you mean the five girls said we’re moving back to the house yeah we’re moving our asses back I I did get a text from my wife when I was over in playing that balama and London tournaments she was just pretty much said mean it was a you can imagine the
She wrote uh it was just summing it up it was um we we left Florida either we’re gonna leave in Mexico or Dallas you choose at least she gave you options fair enough literally while we still have our hat house in the in Florida building and you said I live
Florida H we’re not going back so you choose we’re going to leave in Dallas or Mexico that that was the text you know pretty much and I was okay I guess we’re going back to Dallas she did not come back to Florida good time to leave right in the middle
Of a build this is why I’m going to be a h of an agent for you bud I got a few places I’ll email them to you you’re going to be so happy
