Lucas Glover Quits Phoenix Open For Delicious Waffles 😂 Satirical News

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It’s the daily comedy news with your host Mark Pyers join us for breaking headlines and all kinds of Comedy Shenanigans brought to you by the beat seat Lucas Glover withdraws from the Waste Management Phoenix Open after missing his tea time Lucas you bumbling mofo you know what I

Mean like your one job is to show up on time so you could tee off yeah I’ll be there for an 88:18 tea time almost 82 826 tea time all right why don’t you get there at like 7:30 warm it up you’re going to warm it up you know yeah I’ll

Get there at 8:25 and 37 seconds all right Lucas Glover you keep working with that formula we’ll see how that goes for you he had to withdraw oh he had to withdraw guys see he had to withdraw he missed his tea time cuz he does the 825

Thing we’ve been talking about it for years and finally fin came back to haunt him you know the recurring dream where you realize you’ve missed your final exam Lucas Glover lived in the real world version of this nightmare on Thursday morning when he was forced to withdraw from the Waste Management

Phoenix Open after missing his tea time Glover was scheduled to tea off at 8:26 he showed up at 4:37 in the afternoon officials called him and learned he was still in his hotel room unaware that he was minutes away from being disqualified he was hanging out out guys banging it out eating

Waffles you know they got that special waffle maker at the hotel you just push a button 30 seconds you go turn around grab a little bit of fruit you got yourself a coffee you turn back around there’s a waffle sitting there piping hot piping hot waffle Lucas Glover is

Eating it he’s not playing though he’s he’s disqualifying he wants the waffle more you know sometimes you’re hungry he just like I don’t feel like playing golf tonight you know I okay he just M read his text messages I’m kicking myself but laughing at the same time the Glover of

The 2009 US Open Champion has enjoyed a bit of a career Renaissance lately he won the Windham championship and the FedEx St Judes Championship back toback weeks in a row to the top 30 in the official world rankings and then he fell asleep and had waffles missed the Waste

Management Phoenix Phoenix Open good job buddy the official rules of golf stipulated in section 5.3 which Lucas should have tattooed on his arm at at this point you know with this whole getting there 30 seconds before tea time thing I’m so good I won back-to-back tournaments this year I can show up

Whenever the freaking heck I want waffles oh no I’m on my way guys he’s got to get the waffles you know you got to respect the waffle intake it’s either tea time or some tasty fresh waffles made on the spot with a push button you

Know not a chef no we didn’t have a guy there who’s doing it like he’s there could I make you a waffle no I’m sorry Lucas Glover doesn’t get that hotel he gets the one with the push button $33,000 machine one push the button walk away come back it’s out there I’m

Throwing a little powdered sugar on top a little syrup we’re wrapping it up you know not Lucas he’s getting double 826 tea time no screw the tea time you got fresh waffles coming can we throw a little compot on my fresh waffles cuz you know I won backtack tournaments

When’s the last time you did that huh Derek I’ve never won anything that’s right Derek you suck hi I’m Lucas Glover I did uh missing a tea time is rare but not unprecedented Paul Casey nearly missed the opening round of the 2020 WGC Mexico Championship when he thought his

Tea time was 10 minutes later then it actually was same thing Paul Casey when the freaking heck are you doing showing up 10 minutes before tea time oh oh I got to go I got a tea time in 9 minutes and 37 seconds Paul Casey you almost

Lost it you almost had to withdraw do I have to withdraw what no no you you’re good you’re good it’s just Lucas Glover he’s the one who I did that Miguel Ray won the against Kean Bradley and Europe pulled off the miracle of Madina if you you guys remember the miracle of

Madina Jesus came down Mary they were there watching it was that good of a performance they wanted to be there to see it there was healing that day as well it’s in the book guys look it up you know I mean sometimes when you’re schooling everybody and you’re giving

Them the knowledge they didn’t even realize they needed that’s what happens thank you for watching please hit the like on the way out the door leave a comment and share I’m live at 9:00 a.m. and after 900 p.m. so join us this is the mark Inspire show