A naughty man was playing golf right behind a pretty lady he found the excuse to talk to her and he acted like he wasn’t sure which hole he was on so he walked to the hot lady and asked Excuse Me Miss do you know what hole I’m on the

Lady replied sure I’m on the seventh hole and you’re one hole behind me so you must be on the sixth hole the man thanked her and continued playing later he asked the same question again and the lady said I’m on the 14th hole you’re a

Hole behind me so you must be on the 13th hole the man thanked her again and finished his game in the club house he saw the lady and offered to buy her a drink they started talking and he asked what kind of work she did she said I

Sell something that is only for girls but you might laugh if I tell you what I sell the man blushed and assured her he wouldn’t laugh so she with a smile said I sell tampons the man burst into laughter and said don’t get mad I’m just laughing because I’m a toilet paper

Salesman so I’m still one hole behind you what goes up and down but doesn’t move

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