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All right we got our E9 here a little fun with Steve Marino um we’ve been mixing this up a little bit we’ll ask you you’re a single man celebrity crush oo uh I used to be a a munist but I don’t it’s tough to Margot Robbie and uh

Wolf of Wall Street I mean that’s a pretty good one I mean I think golfers and all males in general kind of have maro’s got a strangle hold on this thing right now for some reason I can’t crack it oh man Margo yeah that’s a good one

Got some competition for it uh but it’s a good I know I know is she single if you want her to be in your mind sure I mean if you take a stab at her you know what I mean she comes single real quick if Stevie’s asking about it uh all right

You started to get into this a little earlier we shut you down but I’m going to give it to you now your old caddy GW cable wasn’t afraid of a dare he would do some crazy stuff for money on a bet what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen him do um

The most the craziest thing I’ve ever seen him do I might start dry heaving talking about it to you guys but we’re on the way to the British Open and there was a beer bottle that was like about half full and about half of it was old

Beer and the other half of it was dip Spit with the tobacco like you know ejected in there like somebody was spitting in it and then took their dip out and put it back in the bottle so you could see like the the tobacco in there too

It was me Anthony Kim Charlie Hoffman was involved anyway we scrunched up about $3,000 and uh my God yeah dude if you’ve ever chewed you’ve accidentally taken a swig of a spitter in your life so you everyone knows the feeling that’s been there he just he took that thing down oh man he

10 years ago he’s I’m not kidding you I get queasy every time I talk about it and just slam the beer bottle down afterwards like it was nothing and I get I think I when I think about it I almost throw up and he they paid it was about 33500 bucks that you

Know we had pulled up for him to do that and he he did it no problem and I was like that’s a different kind of dude right there oh it wasn’t that’s not enough spit oh God what was the aftermath of that how how many days how many days till you get

Leveled out after something like that I don’t know well then he continued on later that trip I played a practice round with VJ and like back in the day there like player dining was like I don’t know it was kind of a tent and you know we’re in Europe so you can smoke

Sigs wherever you want and there’s a cigarette butt on the floor and I just finished you know telling VJ about the story of him drinking the dip spit he offered him you know 500 bucks to eat a cigarette butt off the floor Jesus so so I mean I we were playing

Good the guy wasn’t short on money I don’t know what the hell was going on but uh he ate that and he said that was the worst thing he said he was burping up cigarette for the rest of the week oh his intestines got to be just ruined

Ruined the spitter Story I Heard I was like no not doable oh dude I was sitting right there oh that’s tough but that guy’s a legend great friend of mine great cat great dude father of two now two beautiful young daughters he’s he’s doing great so shout

Out to G he’s got a guy he’s caddying for uh Jacob Bridgeman caddied for all year last year on corn fairy and they’re starting this week I think in Hawaii yeah they’re down in Hawaii I actually was texting with luck to them I was texting with him earlier I was like I

Need I was texting with him earlier I was like I need some stories he goes we’re on the golf course right now trying to Monday qualify let me text you later oh damn they’re not in hopefully hopefully they get in yeah uh all right next oh by the way speaking of dip spit

So a good buddy of yours as well ruji Ma we’re down in Panama corn fairy I’m playing Blackjack and he’s standing behind me watching and he just got his cup and I was like what are you drinking he’s like crown and ginger you want some I’m like yeah sure uh wasn’t crown and

Ginger wrong to do yes that is wrong to do on purpose that’s criminal CU it’s the worst it’s happened to everyone that chews at some point like on accident you got like a Coke and SP know it immediately if you’re a chewer and you can kind of get it out like you won’t

Swallow it like you know something’s wrong col M did you did it go down no uh yeah I went down I was not happy with Lui oh I’m sure you’ve been and you didn’t talk this out if you could find the guy where where did he disappear to

He just started dying laughing and walked away I’m like you are so sorry but I was on a heater on the blackjack table I couldn’t leave that’s tough tough look dedication all right next one what do you brt job and Scott McCarron have in common oh that’s a very good

Question I have no idea do you you are all three members of the beta fraternity oh I did not know that tell me about this let me tell you tell me about this being a frat guy up at Virginia um it was okay ours was weird like my

Frat was it was all it wasn’t on uh Rugby Road where most of the other fats were like they had gotten in trouble like a few years earlier so we had a kind of like an off campus house um I wasn’t like much of like a frat frat guy

You know I wasn’t I never lived in the house I didn’t go to the parties but you know a bunch of friends of mine that uh I was in school with uh they did it I did it there’s a bunch of athletes in the fraternity too no no other golfers

But um it wasn’t like what you’re thinking though you know what I mean it it was uh I wasn’t like super Super Frat guy I wasn’t like hazing people I did go through a hell week and that sucked it was awful I can imagine some of the

Stuff I hear from those I’m like do they get people pay people pay money to do this like some of it seems the worst they had us doing like crazy dangerous stuff like they had us doing high lows so half the half of the pledge class was

On like one side of this mattress and half was on the other side and you couldn’t see each other and you had a brother on each side and like you had to run and dive either in the bottom or the top and then like last minute they would

Tell you like go high or go low and then you know you’re hoping on the other side the guy not be going the same way as you it was like crazy stuff like that sounds terrible that was hell weak at like 4:30 in the morning yeah that’s

Good is it Virginia where they wear like the ties to the games and stuff now we like yeah a lot of fraternities a lot of the fraternities did like we mine wasn’t really we didn’t do that okay I don’t know if they do that anymore though I

Don’t know if they do that anymore but when I was there dude like everybody wore a shirt and tie at the game I’m like seemed like the most uncomfortable thing ever it’s like 9 not sty no yeah not really no not really yeah it looks like a board meeting over there in the

Students section well those people are probably you know solving the world’s problems or creating them today some of those probably a little bit of both Fair probably a little bit both uh I’ll give you one here have you have you ever LED people to believe that you were related

To Dan Marino down in South Florida in order to get preferential treatment yes yes yes smart my ninth grade English teacher uh she hated me um but I somehow ended up Charming her and and we kind of got into conversation I told her Dan Marino was my

Uncle um and she know she didn’t believe me at first but then I got some other my my other buddies to kind of be like yeah yeah yeah you know he doesn’t talk about it much but yeah it’s his uncle and then I actually brought her uh I looked up

His autograph and stuff and forged it and brought her a signed football and gave it to her under the pretense that it really really was Dan Marino that signed it and uh I think I got a in the class at the end of the year so yes I

Have done that yeah that’s great that’s smart going back to ninth grade too crafty yeah love crafty um you know you said you’re possibly looking for another job where would you say being a boat captain would would rank imp possibility for you have having that’s willly ma bud that’s

Willie Mack I I have a boat if my boat broke down in the middle of the ocean we’d be in big trouble um but if Willie Mack was on the boat we’d be good I think Willie Mack should be the boat captain he’s a great fisherman uh he knows what’s going on

With boats and um I think that’d be a great job for him for me no no no I wouldn’t want to do that although go ahead what’s I you know if you get a nice uh boat to Captain down here you can make a nice living yes you can he

Told me DJ DJ’s DJ’s Captain does pretty good A good gig who that works for DJ doesn’t do well nowaday very few yeah yeah Willie Mack did tell me you almost gave him a heart attack once when he was um he let you in charge of his boat oh

Man oh yeah it’s it’s going to be it’s almost one of those things if you had to be there basically uh we we took a trip down to the Keys and we took uh we usually would take a this one boat that was out here but and

Instead we took a boat that will shared with this golf Coach Jeff leechman it was a smaller boat I’d never driven it so we drive down there and uh it was uh Bry be and myself Willie Mack and another guy Jamie near and we had rented

A house for the week Bry brought his boat so he was in the other boat uh we launched the boat and I was we’re in the keys and we’re in like kind of a little neighborhood it’s not real wide there’s uh bulkheads on each side the throttle

Was sticking I couldn’t I could I couldn’t get it to go finally I got it to go and it went full blast it threw me backwards I fell backwards on the way down I slammed it back into full reverse and it went like and went up like this

And the seaw walls right here it went up and down and did not hit the seaw wall I was going to be in somebody’s backyard you know had I not went down and did that and he was so mad at me will because before this he’s like Steve

You better not mess up the boat I’m like but I got it dude like don’t worry about it it’s all good you’re in good hands well he witnessed that and he was not happy about it so he drove the boat the rest of the week I would have been at someone’s

Backyard relax it’s fine D there was people outside hanging out like and all of a sudden this little you know you know piece of waterway that where these houses were it was like a wave pool because of all my wake that I was creating there’s people outside

Going what in the hell is this guy doing out here so that would have been an expensive mistake too um side that and I think go ahead go ahead bu no I was GNA say sidebar to that not being a boat captain would you say right now in your

Current form you’re better at beer pong or golf oo played some beer pong actually on New Year’s Eve um you still got it wasn’t as sharp as I would have liked to have been but I think I went like five and one you know I had a bunch of different

Partners uh in the professional golf world I know it’s tight it’s it’s close you know I break par pretty much every time I play you know um yeah but you’re a shark on the beer pong table okay I am sharp I’m sharp on beer pong and

Cornhole yeah who would you say is like your biggest Challenger in the in the professional golf world and beer pong or cornhole well Dustin is pretty good at cornhole I can’t really like there’s not really any uh Denny McCarthy is good at a lot of things like that actually really Denny

McCarthy is sneaky sneaky athlete very good hand eye and that’s why he’s a great putter he he’s good at pingpong cornhole beer pong uh like stuff like that like little hand eye coordination game so Denny’s real good uh Dustin and I used to play you know those games in battle and and

And we were fairly similar in ability I love it yeah then W that three-point shooting contest they had whever it was last year he made a shitload of them by the way yeah went around some dude from the Wizards like he outshot like shooting guards like he was nice I any

Idea he could shoot no no Denny Denny’s a sneaky little a sneaky little athlete you know what I mean like he’ll he’ll surprise you with stuff like that yeah just a little assassin all right well that Segways nicely into the next one because we may have already hit it right

Now but a lot of your friends Matt everyy especially he’s like dude this guy Steve he’s he’s just a freak athlete like he’s good at a lot of stuff he could shoot you know all the games we just mentioned but if you had to say a sport or activity that you’re best at

Outside of golf what would it be ping pong I heard you’re real nice at ping too I’m nice at ping pong uh uh you know what I’ve actually been playing a lot of recently because I got a lot of time on my hands is uh Billiards pool

I’m gotten pretty good at that actually got pretty good yeah yeah I got a ledger with one of my buddies we play all the time it’s going good for me so um Co and you know what I’m a pretty good cornhole player I think I would throw myself up

There with a lot of people so basically like a bar Olympics if you had like pretty much like you know all little niche you can’t get paid to do real well I’m good at all of those horseshoes I’m pretty good at horseshoes like I haven’t really I’m good at horseshoes I loveart

Anything you can do while you drink darts darts I’m good at yeah I’m very good yeah I’m good at Dart all the drinking games I like that yep y that 16-year-old over in Europe’s taking over the dart world yeah yeah there’s some super new guy in town challenging that

Van Gerwin guy yeah 16 years old just fleeing everyone yeah yeah you can’t be was like 180 every time mhm yeah all right next one I have to change one of the guys because I know Willie Mack would be the answer now so I’m going to

Change it to Matt Evy Spencer LaVine and Daniel Berger are stranded on a deserted island who do you have the most confidence in surviving and making it home safely oh man yeah it’ probably be a toss up between Matt and Daniel because Spencer’s too nice they’d probably eat him

First they’d be hungry though there ain’t much there um and then they both of those two dudes be trying to like you know figure out a way to get it done I’m gonna have to go with the older crafty veteran would make his way off the

Island uh Matthew Evy I like it there you go bone Survivor Matt Evy I think so I think I think that I think I think I’m gonna go with that but you know Daniel he you know he like I said he’s a fierce competitor you never know yeah Bo Bo’s

Crafty crafty dude he is he the crafty that he is uh very crafty all right last one with me this comes back to your caddy we talked about GW cable for a while there there was the makings of like a fight like a boxing match between

Y’all two he what what ever happened to that that was like real y’all were doing like interviews about it nothing ever happened it would have been unbelievable if we actually did it yeah uh how did that start I think because TW and I we’ve known each other for a long time

And we were you know good friends before he started catting for me so we maintained that you know we were always like friends before you know caddy player so you know we’d get into arguments as friends do from time to time and you know we would talk trash to

Each other and somehow that idea came up and um you know he was telling me that how bad he he would work me and I’m like you’re out of your mind and uh so we decided to maybe try to do it and then I don’t even know what happened to it it

Just kind of went away but um it would have been it would have been very amusing I wish we I wish we would have done it gw’s a scary dude he get he can get angry so it would have been it would have been a brawl I think that’d be a

Good pay-per-view player vers caddy fight incred that the whole tour would show you could just do it on site at an event and everyone show up and I know for that 100% maybe that’s the new gig you could be a fight promoter on the PJ tour that’d be sick I could kinging

Beefs like solving beefs players you know yeah just making fights players caddies like you know rules officials they we could even get them involved you know yes oh lined up few people would line up with stepen Cox no doubt about that oh my God are you kidding me are

You kidding me yeah that would be no relief from the P Cash Cow right there yeah see you Monday we got to get GW on the Pod he is fantastic got so many great stories all right last one okay good friend of yours Dustin Johnson yes sir all right we’re gon we’re filming

This right now on the a few hours before the start of the national championship game and I know you’ll be tuned in tonight watching Michigan and who the hell are they playing Washington go at it who like by the way who like no that’s what I’m gonna ask you who you

Like but I need you to do it in Dustin Johnson’s voice oh yeah no bro I think Michigan is going to win because they’re just bigger and they’ll pound the ball and uh you know they’re just gonna they’re going to control the possession and and they’re going to win the

Game that is so good pretty good the whole interview as DJ let’s ask some more [ __ ] about DJ hey how’s your game right now I mean Michael pinnix Michael pinx he’s he’s pretty good bro but I mean Michigan they’re just they’re bigger uh that just made the day right

There we’re going to run that audio as our promo like DJ’s on the Pod talking about football oh that’s awesome man well on a serious note obviously this is going to come out after the national championship game I know I personally because I have one guy out there that’s an annoying

Washington fan so I’m rooting for Michigan so I’m laying the Five Points taking Michigan man I just I I I dislike Michigan I don’t know why like Harbaugh just gets on my nerves but I think they’re so good uh I don’t believe in karma if I did I would probably bet

Washington but no I think they’re going to win I just I mean they’re just kind of destined for it doesn’t I mean after all this stuff they’ve gone through and I don’t know it’s I think it’s gonna be a good game though I mean I don’t think

It’s going to be a high-scoring game it’s gonna be like a 2118 Affair or something like that so in that case Mig not cover C that would be great I’m heavily invested in the under I think I think I pretty much align with everything DJ just said I want

Washington by the way cuz like no one hates Washington really good gam we can all three look like [ __ ] after this game’s over uh when by the time this thing airs but that’s good breakdown from DJ he knows his ball

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