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All right we got fan mail episode three last episode was crazy um I was sent this I can’t even open it up to see I can’t even show you what it is because that’s not allowed on Twitch if you want to see what it is it’s on my Twitter that was

Probably the craziest thing I got but let’s get episode three going right now we got a lot of boxes let’s see what we got man we got a lot of boxes fan mail number one this is from Ethan Ethan thank you for the fan mail let’s see what we got fan mail number

One please don’t tell me you with that guys can we just can we can we can we have one normal fan mail session as I’ve told you guys before I live with my mom what do you think she’s going to think when she sees a gigantic tub of lotion in paper

Towels come on guys I I guarantee you he’s used that too cuz he crudely put the rapper on so Ethan find God item number one wow oh I got a note he sent a note too so not only did he send lotion and paper towels he sent a [ __ ]

Note hey jinxie I’ll just let you guys read hey jinxie I’m sure these will be of use to you as you tug your Johnson PS do you wipe or who in their right mind would let it crust tell me right the now who in their right mind would let it

Crust only on diarrhea sometimes all right Ethan thank you for the lotion next item number two this is a heavy one my God this one is heavy this one is heavy I have no idea what’s going to be in this this is from TL wait he sent me a picture

Frame yo he sent me a photo frame made in China he sent me a photo frame chat that’s actually kind of cool he sent me more stuff candy stallion world’s C King siiz Candy did he send a note okay he sent a note he did send a note eat it in front of

Me why let’s see how it tastes bro this actually could be good bro it looks like a box of cigarettes why does he want me to eat it in front of him I’m getting the picture [ __ ] it that tasted pretty good next thank you TL okay the next one is from r

Next gift is from Ry let’s see it Ry bro this a big ass box stuffed animal thank you Ry is there a note hey jinxie enjoy your gift I’ve been a bad owner and want you to take care of him also put him next to you when you’re streaming

Thanks this guy’s named after a beer can thank you for the stuffed edible what the [ __ ] is happening tonight next thank you bro she next fan mail let’s see what we got coming in next fisted ban that guy let’s see what we got this one is from

Jared oh it’s a gift and a note from Jared keep your gift a surprise unwrap your present before opening this envelope so you want me to open the present first okay this guy got me two gifts yo W mans I just got two gifts from this guy let’s see what we got

God it’s really in there good Chad am I like acoustic I can’t I don’t know what’s in here bro it’s like in really good come on [ __ ] got it my [ __ ] guy my [ __ ] guy to word on drug I can sing every song here jet lag I just got it I just got

It astronauts me and Ju astronauts Fine China shorty like a, play F all right you guys get it this is actually the coolest gift I’ve gotten Jared thank you bro there’s another one too let me make sure I got everything out of there Jared actually thank you bro that is [ __ ]

Amazing should I open it bro no [ __ ] way yo listen if you are ever in a you get out of a breakup bro if a girl ever [ __ ] Did You Wrong dude if you ever came home one day you got a text and you found out that your girlfriend is

Plowing the entire football team listen to this album right here there’s more bro this album too yo this the best this is the best bro this is the best present I’ve gotten bro actually thank you I will I will bro thank you bro and there’s another gift too I got another gift yo

Can I get some W Jareds in the chat W Jared my man all right next gift let’s see what we got boys Jared did send one more gift Jared did send one more gift I don’t know what this is glasses yo these are comp wait yo J yo actually [ __ ] it Jared

You’re getting mod hi visce get this guy on The Mod Squad W Jared in the [ __ ] chat my [ __ ] dog it’s got we got to get the goat album up front my [ __ ] dog Jared Welcome to The Mod Squad dude W you Jared in the chat best fan mail of the

Day oh and he sent a note and he sent a note hey junko came a long way I’m proud of what you’ve accomplished continue to make the world a better place by being you sincerely the big jar bear I don’t want to show his name sincerely the big jar bear W Jared

In the [ __ ] Chat best clip of the day I’m gonna be honest bro this guy actually knows me bro this is the type of [ __ ] I like man greatest album ever man I don’t care bro greatest album ever all right Jared dead ass thank you that was wholesome as

[ __ ] bro Jared thank you bro Jared that was wholesome as [ __ ] W Jared in the chat boys that was wholesome bro that was wholesome next we got a big box here boys we got it here should I unzoom it a little bit it’s a little too zoomed in you guys can

Almost see my bulge okay I’m unzoom it a little bit a chat next fan mail to cing in I don’t want to show that um there’s actually no name on this one there’s actually no name on this yo W man’s he sent me the black ice gfuel nah W man’s

I don’t work at [ __ ] McDonald’s hi I ban anybody ordering nuggets there’s no what yo hey a [ __ ] Ronald McDonald suit fine I’ll put it on Chad I do not work at McDonald’s this guy spent money on this so I’m gonna put it on bro this is actually [ __ ]

Crazy a [ __ ] Ronald McDonald suit seriously dude I got to get my legs in am I too thick [ __ ] be thick but I’m thicker [ __ ] be rich but I’m rich oh I broke it oh my God I broke it I tore it I [ __ ] tore it there’s more what the

F bro what am I even supposed to do with this I’m not putting this on he spent money on it come on chat I am not Ronald McDonald there’s [ __ ] more yo Chad I am not rald McDonald dude all right guys listen it up I don’t work at McDonald’s he sent more

[ __ ] ban that guy what’s your name hi Vis hi VI ban kale what’s up junko I like your fan mail lol I just wanted to say I’ve been watching you for some time now I enjoy your streams you are stupidly funny and entertaining keep doing your thing

Kale kale thank you for the kind words kale thank you for the kind words but I do not need small pcker condoms kale seriously dude I don’t work at [ __ ] McDonald’s kale I don’t work at McDonald’s and I don’t need little condoms mod kale is anyone in this chat serious

Guys I don’t work at McDonald’s holy [ __ ] I broke the whole thing I’m too fat like we won’t get up any higher next next fan coming in next fan mail coming in from let’s see holy [ __ ] we got a lot this is all fan mail bro all right this is From there’s not even a name on this I don’t see a name on this how much can you see with those shoting gun of yours give this guy mod dude give this guy mod that is W fan mail that is W fan mail did he send a note bro this [ __ ] is

Tight from Zach uh Zach never mind hiis do not mod him I am not putting this on my titties high do not mod him Jesus Murphy all right so guys when we send uh nice stuff don’t ask me to put it on my nipples next all right next fan mail is

From it doesn’t even say Tampa Bay Buccaneers toothbrush that’s what the [ __ ] I’m talking about that’s what the [ __ ] I’m talking about hey chunko you can finally use this as an excuse to I already have toothbrushes chat to your guys’ surprise I do brush my teeth but thank you for another

Toothbrush that’s all he sent thank you ether why is there a glove on still ether thank you for the toothbrush bro next all right we got a lot of stuff here two more packages got a package covered in from covered in from Nick I’m not reading this like chat I don’t need

Help bro like come on what else did he send hope this helps you get some bro hope this yo guys listen I don’t need help getting laid okay chat a news flash this guy gets a lot of action okay it might be my right hand but that’s

Neither here nor there okay Chad I do get ass thank you for the book though I might actually read this next bro I got to take off this humiliating like McDonald’s shirt this [ __ ] is so humiliating I don’t work at McDonald’s guys this [ __ ] is so humiliating not that there’s anything

Wrong with working at McDonald I just don’t work there and I’m not Ronald McDonald next cancel didn’t mean it like that I meant to say I not Ronald McDonald okay this is from Ruth all right Ruth let’s see what you got yo this guy sent a shirt this guy sent a

Shirt let’s see what it is bro finally people sent me clothes because I actually do need clothes what size is the this will never fit me bro come on dude come on guys that will not fit what the [ __ ] this will never fit bro I’m not putting it up fine I’ll try

It on I’ll try it on I’ll try it on I’ll try it on bro fine bro like do you guys see how big this shirt is guys like yo I am not a sumo wrestler guys if you’re going to send me shirts my size is adult medium

Maybe adult large when I have a lot of McDonald’s this is like triple XL come on guys that [ __ ] is not GNA fit all right next fan mail next fan mail let’s see what we got okay we got another box we got another box from coming in

From Cody Cody let’s see what she said bro bro South Park he sent me a South Park OS bro this is bro I’m sponsored by you’s W Cody hey the jinxy you’s is dropping in like I think in a couple days let’s see how this one looks wait this is so

Valid wait this is actually valid bro jinxy you is dropping on Saturday yo Cody thank you bro Cody thank you my boy chat y’all want to see the yout that I have Chad look at mine Chad look at my OS look at this this is the official

Jinxy you it says G it’s got the flip flops it’s even got the [ __ ] water bottles on the floor very accur accurate the this Jinx of you is dropping on Saturday yo Cody on God thank you bro this is a good ass gift thank you I actually [ __ ] with South Park too W

Mats good gift really good gift really good gift wait I should probably take it out right let’s see how it looks dude this is valid bro that is clean dude that is [ __ ] clean hey appreciate it man dead ass that is a good ass gift appreciate it my

Boy thank you bro I’ll keep that W Cody yo we’ve actually got in hella good mail today I’m not even gonna lie today is been a good mail day like last episode was really scarring so today’s episode has been really good got some fan mail coming in I don’t actually know what this

Is who is this from giac yo this guy sent me a pulse keychain bro what is the note what is the note hey junko what did let you know that your bro W kind words junk I want to let you know that your hard work has come a long

Way all these [ __ ] [ __ ] on you or in chat Jo I love you man hey W Lando bro no but Lando I mean w chat bro like at the end of the day bro chat is just [ __ ] trolling hey I [ __ ] with hey I would [ __ ] I [ __ ] with all the

[ __ ] in chat man they just be [ __ ] trolling bro W Lando pulse keychain I’m actually GNA put that on my [ __ ] keychain too bro actually a good mail session bro we have not gotten any weird mail what the chat we have not gotten any weird mail we literally have not gotten any

Weird mail besides the um the extra small condoms honestly we’ve gotten nothing but normal mail who’s this from got a note on it too chat I’m not going to use this use it so ungrateful dude I played Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege at the highest competitive

Level what the [ __ ] do you expect me to do with a headset that doesn’t have a left earphone if an enemy combatant’s flanking me on the left I’m just up dead what do you want me to do it thank you for the headset I’m not ungrateful thank you for the

Headset did he even send a note bro I don’t think he sent a note oh beat every rank using this headset from Mike wait he gave me a challenge beat every rank using this headset wait this is kind of a Content idea 1 V one vers every rank using a

McDonald’s headset Chad is this this could be a future stream Mike I’m gonna hold on to this that’s a good idea Mike honestly that’s not even a bad content idea Chad is that a good content idea let me take off this shirt bro I’m not this chat I do not weigh this much

Chad that’s actually a pretty good conent idea next okay this guy this guy addressed it to Nicholas Stewie address it to jinxy guys I don’t know how many bro they’re gonna start sending these back it’s a miracle how this one made it through if you guys want me to read the

Fan mail address it to jinxy and don’t put condoms in it I got a book yo is this death note that is not Death Note what the [ __ ] he sent me sunglasses sunglasses oh these look dope wait I’m going to actually get [ __ ] see with this I could take anyone’s [ __ ] with

This bro look at these sunglasses what’s good shorty is it raining outside is that why your pants are wet dude these are the riest sunglasses I’ve ever seen he sent dude he sent more oh no that’s everything yo appreciate the um appreciate the book next all right we got some more fan mail

Cing in we got some more fan mail coming in let’s see what we got this is from Brandon all right Brandon oh it feels like a shirt yo he sent me a shirt what manly bug he said a note dear jinxie my my name is Brandon

Founder of manly bug I’ve been a fan of your stream for months now and despite this era of fast media your content has survived and it’s for a reason you are a positive and refreshing impact on streaming and I have enjoyed countless nights relaxing to your streams please

Enjoy this shirt I made I hope a large Works Brandon a large is going to work okay I don’t need an extra large and please if you enjoy the shirt consider stopping by my website keep up the streams yo dude W manly bug bro this is the

First time somebody sent me their merch Chad I got to throw it on this is the first time somebody sent me their merch chat if there is anybody out there bro if you have a cool ass product that you want to [ __ ] promote bro just

Send it in fan mail I got you bro yo this is cool as [ __ ] appreciate it it kind of looks like my pis it curves at the like left appreciate it twin all right chat what do we got next bro we got like six or seven left

Bro chat I’m going to be honest compared to last session this has been a way better session okay this is from Mitch all the way in Illinois bro my um grandparents are from Illinois great state man great [ __ ] state jinxie he sent a note should I read the note

First hey junko it’s Mitch AKA EPS wanted to say I love your videos and your passion for the game and Community I’ve been playing since season 1 when it first released took a break and you got me back in I sent you my favorite Jagger hoodie

Wait give my buddy Mark AKA girthquake a shout out why is that Mark’s name W message bro rip ban that AOK yo don’t tell me this guy actually sent me a jagger hoodie wait wait wait wait this is tough Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad this is tough Jagger just let

Me know when grenades start wait this is T what does it say on the back Chad this is tough Chad this is tough a jagger hoodie bro it’s hot as [ __ ] and I live in Florida um but December I got this [ __ ] W mans W mans W [ __ ] mans oh [ __ ] Annie sent

Yo dude and I got more keychains yo and I got more keychains yo these are valid chat on God these are valid bro I have the pulse keychain too bro can we get W mail session in the chat we’re not even close to finished but bro this has been the most W mail

Session ever can we get w mail session in the chat bro this has been the most W mail session ever bro aside from the first guy seriously dude okay this one feels weird this one feels weird I don’t know I don’t know why but this one feels weird Fizz power

Candy what the [ __ ] does that even mean bro what the [ __ ] does what do Fizz candy me it just looks like regular candy wait that actually actually tastes good as [ __ ] dude it like nuts in your mouth that actually tastes good as [ __ ] W gift my boy that actually tastes good as [ __ ]

Bro all right next gift coming in from Karen is is that a lady oh a shirt thank you man what the okay I know he spent his money Chad I know I know put it on like this is crazy this is just insane chat this is actually insane Karen thank you

Bro all right chat we got another gift got another gift man covering in from cover in from I don’t even know the name there’s no [ __ ] way W mans yo he actually sent me a webcam bro there’s no [ __ ] way yo he actually sent me a webcam

Yo that’s [ __ ] lit that is [ __ ] lit yo oh my God we’re getting good ass mail today boys chat okay now we just got letters yo this guy yo we got a bunch of letters okay let’s read some letters bro hopefully some of these letters are like wholesome okay first letter coming in

From Zach from WV hooville W jinxy charm this is going to be wholesome this is going to be a wholesome letter thank you I know 85% of your chat is Weir weird but there are people out there that can look forward to your streams I am one of them there is never

A dull moment you make me laugh in my darkest yo bro Zach I love you dog but you are literally writing diagonal right now he is literally writing diagonal but there is never a dull moment you make me laugh in my darkest times and you got me back into Siege my

Favorite streams are when you play horror games such as Five Nights at Freddy’s bro yeah I like the horror games too bro but Five Nights at Freddy’s is literal oh night s is just crazy and I think it’s hilarious when you say dead to chica or dead to Bonnie sorry for the

Word tilt oh he did apologize for it here he said sorry for the world till P.S I’m proud of you for everything you have accomplished and you deserve all of it chat stop saying glazing wait no way he pre-fired it no way he pre-fired it what where did my face cam go

Yep he pre-fired it n he actually pre-fired it dude he actually pre-fired it Chad was saying glazing yo he actually pre-fired it that’s [ __ ] crazy bro PS you’re very tall and normal weight why’ you have to add that in though like I know I’m normal weight yo the letters are wholesome

All right we got another letter we got another letter coming in from I don’t see a name on here okay he sent me hey CCO I was inspired by Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege so I’m going to do it in real life do not do that yell do not do that

Bro bro what the [ __ ] bro do not do that next okay this one is from Jaden he’s in high school for his business class okay Jaden let’s see what you got man Jaden let’s see what you got hey J see my name is Jaden I am a

Freshman at I’m not going to say it I am writing to you because you are my favorite twitch streamer I’m a big fan of you and what you do I like your streams because you’re funny and put a lot of work into your content you never miss

Your mark with your jokes and always find a way to make me laugh your content is never boring and makes me happy while making my day you have the best content of all platforms and I’ve never failed my expectations I know you’re probably very busy with the streams and content

But I would love to hear from you still you might my favorite streamer would make me extremely happy if you could get back to me by March 1st so I can show my friends and classmates thank you very much and keep up with the good work thank you for your time Jaden

F w [ __ ] mans Jaden I appreciate the kind words my boy um W Jaden and shout out to Miss T Miss T’s business class W Jaden shout out Miss T okay that was kind of bro that was another wholesome ass [ __ ] note this is maybe the worst handwriting I’ve ever seen in my

Life from Ohio that checks out this is probably the worst handwriting wait yo this guy’s a legend two jinxie from a fan in Ohio twitch name is roasted clap hello jinxy slash Nicholas Stewart you are the streamer I look up to after EV after a long day of school you

Get disrespected and I don’t like chat for that you are a great w charm streamer and I’m aware I have a smile on my face and I always have a smile on my face when I watch bro this is nice bro yo this is Yo W

Mans yo W fan in Ohio named Cross clap crosseyed clap cross clap I don’t know what his username is something clap W clap okay chat we are we got another letter from Darren all right Darren let’s see what we got can you send me a note this guy invited me to his

Wedding wait I don’t think I can even show that I don’t want to show the building kindly join us for the marriage celebration this guy invited me to his wedding Chad should I go hey jinxie bad R just kidding you’re inspiration to all I wanted a excuse to

Send you a message I’m sub to all your YouTube channels and have your charm my fiance hears quotes you say for me all the time thank you for being the light in this Dark World much love yo I actually got invited to their wedding bro I don’t want to like show

The building but actually got invited to their wedding yo that is [ __ ] crazy Chad should I go dude I actually got invited to their wedding now that is insane okay we got another mail coming in from har jinxy twitch guy okay what the what is this what’s up jinxy or Nick whatever I

Have no reason to write you except for the fact I like to write letters and you posted your PO box one day I only found out that you exist very recently so I apologize for not knowing a single thing about you with the exception of your height 5′ 10 weight

160 and what underwear and what your under where looks like I also have never even played R six once in my life so not sure how I got here but your stream schedule lines up with my work schedule I work at something and you’re fun to watch nine

Out of 10 times I like the Cockiness and I also like the insanity so keep it up I’m tempted to drop my Discord at here but unfortunately I’m not that delusional thanks for keeping me company when I’m off work write me back or don’t I’ll still watch PS I know how to fix

Holes in drywall let me know if you need advice yeah I do need to fix that hole XO Holly wait that was a girl Chad oh [ __ ] I just fell chat what was the part where they said I don’t know what a single thing looks like except

Your 510 160 and what your underwear looks like chat there’s no way people know what my under oh wait I do pull down my pants a lot thank you Holly appreciate it and I’m glad uh you enjoy the streams while you’re working all right I think that’s everything I think that is everything

Chat wait we might have some more let me make sure that that’s everything we got one more we got one more mail last mail of the day I knew we had one more in the bag bro last mail of the day lighter than our smallest box W what could be lightweight

I don’t know what this is It’s a bag bro I actually have no idea what this is It’s like a really small bag please put on these panties and open a Johnson pack on stream for me hope they aren’t too tight on your Gat enjoy your and extra large panties for

Tonight’s special moment from Connor a man just sent me panties this is just [ __ ] crazy I’m not chat I have some dignity I’m not putting this on I me I could put it on over my pant bro fine how do you even work work this thing there’s like a bunch of like

Holes how did it even work this bro oh I got it oh broke it I think I’m too fat I don’t I don’t know how to put on panties bro Chad I only know how to take off panties this singer just kidding I’ve never gotten laid all right Chad

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  1. I love how he tells his mods to ban people off their first name only, like there is any possible way of finding them in the stream with only their first name lmao

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