The crew hits the turn at beautiful Mesa Country Club and things escalate rather quickly. Joel does what pros do (shocker!) and the liquid courage is put to the test for The Bros as they fight until the very end. Cheers!
And we’re back turns out PGA Tour winner Joel Damon is pretty good at golf after a back and forth front n The Average Joe’s are one down at the turn same rules apply 3v1 scramble and when you lose a hole you chug an LD and the
Losers have to do a hatti yes like a shoy except we chug out of Joel’s sweaty bucket hat ew let’s see how this inevitably gets way worse for the good guys take it away Joel just a tin right of what I want good I think the door’s
Open it’s not really open all right the driver didn’t do too much talking on the front nine y but they call me the back nine bom oh sming actually a good angle and just fine don’t a great spot right we’ll see we’ll see we’ll see the K keep smoking
Them like that you never know what’s going to happen wow Aaron with the swing oil okay powered by long drink certainly Joel better I thought I thought you’d hit it past that bunker that was a great swing if the bunker wasn’t there yeah bomb down the
Right uh left ball is probably your bit good one off we go to the back nine back nine Hank out the play WoW w was that it was a little long drink talking Tor proo Joel damage run to get my ball in the bunker salt to the Earth I’m kind of
Drunk we just take a full shot over these trees oh my God we go left a little bit I’d rather be here than where Joel is yeah go it’s gone it’s gone 125 if not you where if not you then who if not now then when yeah it’s
Not it’s not what then who knows you know who honestly knows that looks really good pure how good slam dunk if not you then who if not now then when if not where we love downhill puts we love downhill Benders how far was this how far was this uh 125
125 yeah oh oh I thought to 140 do they have eyes I don’t know they have three long drinks in math just gone they’re not the counter Brothers okay that’s another one right at it oh it’s really good okay you love here’s the thing here’s the thing guys here’s the thing
Somebody had to do it you would assume this wouldn’t be in play I got something to say about that don’t go over there okay pretty good it honestly smells like a long drink for Joel bucket Joel is back how I have 15 you have 20 ft yeah just trying to you know say
Something get in his head I don’t know do that three long drink it’s not the it’s the chugging feel a little tipsy can’t really feel my arms y these might be taking over a little bit they might be saying hey how you doing I said this look like the Death Star this
Bunker and what did I do you just stared at me and then I got self-conscious and am I drunk I might be am I I’m drunk you might but kind of if there was a big btle in the middle a death star it would be there match takes a big turn if we
Have a fourth long drink right now yeah I’m not going to lie the LDS were talking to that shot oh no oh no goodby all right you can feel but though break break break break break break hey this this is like this it goes that was too bad that I’m I’m sad
That’s a lip out can we call that a lip out that’s too Li out yeah Mike not youing who it’s not stay stay up stay up stay up I was about to be we said if not here then we let’s go wow this quickly turned into an LD the other way didn’t let’s
See let’s go come on act like a pro golfer for 12 seconds y That’s smells it smells like an L it smells like one we’ll see what God I I I was driver seating you guys have made what three puts from the last guy now oh crap like yeah I guess
It kind of helps when you do have a couple reads the clutch return to the favor this is delicious it is delicious I lost that hole somehow that’s bull you guys got to go first cuz I can drink this good luck I hope you guys lose this
Hole then to win scoot up scoot up should be Scot up get a put off oh that’s an easy three with a chance at two that’s a great golf shot Nice Shot easy smooth seven it works all right do you have the Yip teing up the ball yes yeah I noed
Those the ld’s talking do they call it a chunky monkey there that right there isn’t going to do it oh my God didn’t need it we’re good didn’t need it the LDS are chat it’s when you you don’t feel it and then you just go still
Theall that was weird wao I got a back up here and hit a decent golf shot so yeah right in the middle right in the middle it’s going towards it dude oh my gosh he just cuts a good shot I don’t I don’t want to another one that
Was nice you guys you yeah you want touch me trying to maximize my touch W this this is getting fast and loose boys Joel’s very close he’s very good at putting and everything else all right it’s notak not breaking much come on watch it ball launch smells like an
Ld’s trying to get in her head he’s doing anything we’re not letting it happen yeah that’s the one oh that’s Del that’s the one oh double throw coming in see you see there’s going to be a difference about this one sit sit oh Too hard way too hard not way too hard n that wasn’t a bad part at all see you let it go come on he knows the course well I’m assuming our T box ourt box is over there but I don’t know it be wild if you missed it
Yeah after tossing three balls it’d be almost crazy if you didn’t hit this well I’ve never missed two in a row in my life okay well that’s why so quick to the hole I’ll get it guys I’ll do it I got got it I got it all all right that I
Got a long drink for you guys right over here good the faster we drive over the faster you guys get a drink it’s fun yeah we’ll be there in a moment sorry that’s do Joel just absolutely launched Aon ball just gone it’s gone that’s a good way to get in
The head though oh dude this kind of is like an LD no yeah it’s just like we’re holding up the good folks skin we’re we’re going to chug and go trying to keep our six pack check Joel hummed my ball from the last green not cool I’m
Going to make this make this driver do some talking low but good fairly low and fairly wrong so smooth all right yeah you want it it’s a smooth swing no that’s going to butternut squash hard everyone listen car crash coming three two one can you imagine if you just
Heard breakes right when you said one right need one all right that’s uh it’s called drunk driving you get it can’t arrest me for that though yeah oh my goodness great come on Very Yes wow I actually need dude cruising out dude we found it Che we found it he’s at
The perfect TR watch out out for that that’s illegal I just outd drove Joel Damon I probably will not shut up about this I’ll text all my friends all my loved ones my cousins my extended family and I will not shut up about this so is this one of those moments where you
About me well I think this is one of those moments where no kissing no kissing on the I heard you blew it past me yeah I see how I negotiated his bunker though properly Instagram bio just Chang was that on purpose sure uh well after this go shot when I’m 4T from
The hole and you guys are struggling you drink another long drink we can all discuss the length of our drive and if you want to discuss length on the drive let’s chat about next H it’s part five oh yeah we’re on in one I will actually
Right now challenge you to a long drive contest on the next toll loser chugs a long drink wow do it wow here I’m confident I’m confident I think I’m at cruising altitude right now should be a good number if I just stand up right and breath God that’s so pure
Dude it’s so disgusting right at the pit if I just if I just stand up and breathe if that’s not a trip then I don’t know what is yeah that was yeah if I just live for a little longer so I can hit the shot I’ll be
Good wait which one way further oh yo I think your Club made a divot that was pretty sweet that was fun guys not like a I’m not like a 024 I think I’m Jack Bower drunk okay Mike we have a case of the chunks remember we got three putts just
Get it on not you then who if not now then when if not here then [Applause] where get over give me some I think it’s over oh yeah okay okay certainly it wasn’t like the alltime grade but it was it was better than your team I’ll take
It the bunker is right there he’s got like 5T how do you let’s put some pressure on he’s going to make it shut the up dude what do you think we hit this one or no yep I dun Yeah nope Bight Bonk brother it’s fine I you think Mike’s got this or what yeah we do yes or no feeling it yes I am all right oh that’s pretty good mik that’s nice though Joel needs to miss we’re banking I mean he’s a pro he’s already hit so many good
Ones oh my God see I’m not going to lie I actually don’t like to see that that was absolutely bar so is this two in a row yeah and it’s about to be three no it’s not no it’s not no it’s not no it’s
Not it’s two in a row I just realized if I don’t win this long drive that’s three and if I don’t win this hole that’s four in probably 20 minut we going is this number five for us you’re back to Blue cuz you look like a Dying Breed you a
Little sugar in your life I don’t even know what he says anymore but it hurts I actually didn’t know what that meant but he also he’s like yeah you can Chuck too you got a full body well here he Guys these are also Delicious By the way delicious LD
Counter up I don’t have one you know why cuz I’ve won two in a row God Joel sucks think about this guys no great comeback ever started from the lead this dingdong my favorite pointer brother all right thank you you didn’t need to start it off like that cooked
You didn’t need to my day he out drove me on the last toll but then I hit to 3 feet and tapped in so he chose to talk about how past how far he drove past me so we decided we’re having a long drive competition so you’re this is back to
Back of them and you’re about to have another one we’re not if not you then who listen if not now then when if not here Mike where I don’t know I don’t think about that it’s right now just think about that all I have to do is once
Again basically breathe on this and it’s going to be past you all right you played golf a little bit huh just long enough to beat you guys uh Right Down the Hatch bone Appetit I’m not going to lie uh right there’s no chance you get that all right
Mike just go M go you got to go I’ll hold it I’ll hold it close your eyes just right on the teeth yeah I I I went yeah I took a divot so that’s not even close all right the other part of this is he swung so hard
That now he’s not in play and you guys are now just a Twan Team guys back nothing like taking a divot with your driver am I right you go bro melted right into the maintenance guy that’s all right it’s actually fine like as a team aspect that’s fine yeah
Your team player that’s who I am that’s what I do that’s cruising come I got to peie so bad dude I put all the piss behind that one no that was a good shot we up to the left a little a little bit right hella right I had to makeig backup going to
Eat the alcohol Sunday couple days ago be back after this hole I called the oh my God yeah you suck and wait till you have another one guys I’m sorry wait you’re two up right now I’m two up and I’m about to be three I have 200 up the hill the wind I
Got a five iron and this will be I feel like it’s a dagger moment in the day yeah dude bunkers on the right I feel like that’s lowkey crazy hard no not for me I laid up to the middle of the green guys go ah hair oh that’s short oh it’s way that’s
So short it going back jeez down on the road dude dud com back look at it look at it oh NOK dagger moment dag it’s on the road we’re back anybody’s ball game maybe a dagger to myself watch out we’re back we’re back at one point my ball was 3 ft off the
Green hard shot came all the way down here for a second shot arguably not good quick question was that on purpose you kind of caught me there didn’t you got him leaning towards it was not on purpose jumping high five got him that was pretty pure 60 yards cheddar
Biscuit he knows it he’s taking a page out of our bck that’s a ched 6 oh my gosh that’s a oh that’s a chuit that’s a CH deeper good Thumb Thumbs Up dude that’s a cheddar and guess what we’re due yeah we’re we’re we’re due we’re du it’s it’s
Our due date I’ll be honest it’s uh it’s do or die because I I do not want to drink another one long drink’s delicious I just don’t want to have one more this fast it’s 11:30 apparently Aaron I love Aaron Aaron I love that that’s fine fine Aon Aaron
I’ll take that’s too soft all right yo buddy with the old the old molasses I’ll take that I don’t know why they’re mad I’ll take that every time actually that’s great actually what the hell we’re going so soft no that’s not that’s not bad if you
Make this there’s a lot of heat on me Y is that your birdie PT too it is go left go left I beat the shorts off yeah I or way too far Dude no not now not today mother thank you not that guy just he’s just thinking that he’s thinking of the people appreciate that that’s huge hey we just play one more hole for Content you guys are great two up 14t you guys are uh approaching long drink destruction Yeah that’s good you guys are you guys are partially in trouble here all right you guys need a hot warm Biscuit Aon that guy how good is it a little long no it’s not long oh it’s a little short that’s so a little bit better than mine you might have got so you might have got so boned it might be in the bucker it’s on the edge or
It’s perfect I don’t know all right that Hur up you said I’m up little McMuffin fade C sh [Laughter] I’m sorry I’m on your team now make muffin fade inbound oh he hit it hey oh you’re in the Boneyard that’s called the Boneyard bro you
Big you were spilling muff and you st H it he has so much muff in his mouth perfectly executed W this round needs to end no we got to keep going guys Aaron’s about to shock the world and just put one in the hole watch this
It’s crazy that he’s going to put in the hole I’m from the future Aaron that’s Good I would have been nice if the pin was back like 30t that’s about as soft as I go I’m full flaccid right now yeah yeah Jesus to that that was there wow this is going you just like sniped to the lip just straight into
It oh how soft that was very soft that was very good left left all right good through we got to make this boys that’s not bad that is not bad oh no all right Good have another one boys all right how do you guys feel I feel a little drunk y all right well just feel a little more I’m feeling drunk Mesa has no idea it’s not even like a fun C anymore I don’t even have there you
Go are you four up three up how’s it taste three three how many holes do we have left three and four play oh I love that those are the odds that I like so you win this W it’s over correct yeah all right like right to the left
Yeah count that all right it’s all right so Joel is uh Joel’s heing off for two let’s see what he does hit me a second guys want a low or high uh High give me a uh give me a high one you want a high
One yeah I want to see a high Butternut crunch that was a high leaking also right down the middle that was the old Butternut crunch the old high canic corn there it is oh pretty good dude you were that awesome midd good swing really came from the dep there
All right your brothers got you all right rush it all right we got to win I might be absolutely on fire with the with the big stick okay you might be in trouble long drive next hole you might be in trouble so next hole is part three close do you
Want to go got Clos to the P or you want long drive on 17 I mean the big stick doing some talking in the uh two feet sounds like you’re also talking you are also chattering 17t 17t sh shotgun I will as well okay shotgun on on on the
Spot deal let’s do it all right this one all right let’s go okay I’m not a loser let’s go neither am I okay guys I’m just going to low it’s going to get over the bunker it’s going to run next to the hole Yeah that’s what you said you did
What you said you did say that is fair you just mind if I just borrow one of these just for like uh Giggles yeah join this he’s drinking Long drinks for fun that sucks ohoh please bite please B please bite this is a go oh no
Go oh I got is it my face oh on the face you got a little mudie right you’re Goods also not a not a terrible shot shot oh Oh Daddy is that the answer go sit sit not bad you side downhill putt I really I hit that and just felt
The explosion we’re doing okay we’re going to tap that in oh way better than I thought way closer than I thought these guys are trying to mount a comeback right now good for us you putt right I’m going to silence them do you guys want me to make it or you guys want
Me to like how about can you do one of those like 360s like use the entire cup yeah that’ be pretty cool actually I can that is unbelievable see that’s not what I asked for that is automatic that’s a little frustrating perfectly speed it went in how ther it went in
Like wasn’t it like that would have went in a thimble but it’s weird cuz you said you were going to go around the hole but you didn’t so you’re right I I did I didn’t hit it perfectly cuz I didn’t why you put it right the direct Center yeah
That was weird all one of us has to make it and then we’re three down with three to play if we miss it we have to chug long drinks out of that sweaty ass hat that’s fine we’ll hit this butt a little high all right made
It does that count or no I bet you said made it wel comes down to this this is it it’s for the match Mike this is big Here come on whoa I I I had already wrote you guys off on that when I made it the way I made it and it was so Majestic the way hole it was a great it was a great pot thank you thank you thank you that felt good wow W
Your brother slapped you arm wow that hurt ow wow that was a big butt guys we have to we have to win out and I think we’re going to do it we’re down three with three where she going to win part three part four part five we need to win
Them all or we’re done for we drop a DOT we can do it Part yeah I don’t even need to explain it we’re going to do it we’re going to do it next time you have 130 over the bunker it’s greasy this is the hardest pin [ __ ] do Jo want me to clean
A GL for you no what is that is dirty how do you clean your GL have you seen this you think the cad Splash little water on it oh you squeeze it in water I just have a guy named Gino yeah looks kind of like you but skinnier damn damn but I get
It oh I kned it spin spin never heard that that’s so good I think I just kned it me with 10t so oh I knifed it which means I cured it all right I should have won last soul but you guys did a nice F and now you guys are really Oh that is not going to cut it knifed it a little bit I wish he’s not that guy might not be that guy you’re was right stay right put you put a silencer on that b we have to chip that in got in it’s a formality that’s pretty much the mat but he’s
Hitting the Nerf golf ball yeah even if Joel misses it we would have to chip in we can’t push we can’t push we have to win still on the LD booster seat uh are you starting yours early no this is for my long drive I’m catching
Up you still have my God whoa what are you you still have wow yeah this is worse than I thought this is it we we need to Ho out and I’m not going to lie I think we’re going to do it I think there’s something magical about today oh
Shoot look at that we got a we got back stop wow wow that’s actually delicious open up the left one a little bit cuz you’re coming in from that side yeah yeah yeah there you go yeah Henry’s do Henry that’s awful his shoe is that’s huge oh my what direction are you going
It’s breaking hard legs yeah okay believe it or not that was not uh exactly where I wanted to hit it chances chances Aaron Aron that’s the line is harder oh baby oh dude dude damn that was a good run what did he say yeah y said that I’m
A automatic reasonable thanks for a great game for G you guys are fun guys I’m glad that I got a show that actually good at golf very good at golf yeah he turns out he’s pretty Good match over predictably Joel won he’s a tour pro what are you going to do Henry has been talking and so now they have a one hole one shot long drive competition for one final long drink how you feel about to hit the best Drive of
My life Joel’s going to be shotgun an LD my ball 50 yard ahead of his all you need is one yard 5 in ahead of his but here we go see I’m going to give it the heo that was uh on no it’s pretty pretty
Good no wait if that gets held on by the bunker it’s not it’s way over it that is way over it he is so right about that that was way over it all right it’s going to be a tough one bud that was good what three I I’ve tried to that one
Flew 310 and then ramped a little that one’s out there way I will I how about this I’ll throw down this for a shotgun you don’t get within 20 I’ll give you 20 yards after I hit that 20 yards for yeah if you’re 20 under his you win yes but
When I out drive you then I’ll have two fine wow there’s no way Jo’s going 0 for two against against us LD with an S okay that was easy sent right into the trees and but hey we said it have to be Fairway no but that’s just not even
Close I don’t think we understand we just pick that one up and uh we’ll be on our way you and got it on top of my golf ball yeah might as well just get that one going if you don’t I found my golf ball over the I
Didn’t find mine so I guess you won right I would like you to straddle this area okay that’s for everyone that is pro guys that was pretty good that is really good that actually very good look at that toss upside down LD I’ll shake I’ll shake
Your wet long drink hand that’s a tough lie that shot LD oh no side he’s got the you had reverse helium dude that was really good I’m glad you came through on that Joel won of course so part of that uh is we’re going to do a uh what we call
Bucky hat like a shoy but different uh a little long drink might Buck hat seing we’ll see it something tasty down there I’ll be curious how much oh he’s doing it Go wow what a hat serious hat that’s a great hat wait hold onit that get a little bit take your time
Whoever’s in charging great TR Matthew this is incredible he’s getting in you want some help or you got it there’s zero dri oh there’s actually your that’s a slurp that’s okay though that’s a slurpie he just needs a little more vneck the middle true do you want some
Help or no no oh my gosh yep yep yep Niagara Falls on him Bang who did that that my friend was uh the the P was on purpose someone just pinch might have been me so you thinking not the entire can yeah cuz yeah that’s good that’s
That’s that’s nice do your thing Mike wow oh Yeah yep y we help it we see no he’s got it he can see do it do it do it do it do it to him oh that’s a lot give it to him give it to a lot oh there it goes wow move down the hatch bone
Appetit oh yeah extra frothy that’s all we got okay oh you mind me squeeze it in dude dude trust me you’re going to need to tip it back because that’s you’re going have to back you’re do want to be the guy that nagers them going to go hey
Open go oh yeah Aaron go go a go yeah oh my God you heard the wet like yes let’s go how good is that oh put it on not only is he drinking Long drink the reverse the reverse long drink thank you probably going to take a break for a
Second with long drink I love them just need a minute like 20 minutes 20 minutes we’re about to have one we’re the airport right now going to get a couple more Sky Club thank you thank you guys for having pleasure Brothers a thank you thank Youk you that was a lot of fun
Today great Sports I drummed them uh I don’t I’ve never heard that before what does that mean uh it means I beat you like a drum okay thank you guys that was a lot of fun long drink good in the morning yep the afternoon yep good the
Evening good out of your sweaty hat yeah perfect it was actually I’m not even li it probably tasted the best out of the Hat yeah this not being weird extra salty little salty popper salt around the rim it said tasted greatness wow you heard it here guys you
Heard it here listen to that little smooch of greatness right there it was great we’ll see you next time peace

12 Comments
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Let's be honest, the Tour needs to incorporate some drinking events into their schedule.
Aaron to dog: “SHUT THE F*CK UP.”
part 1 was pretty good. this one tho. it cracked me up and i'm not even all the way thru.
Talking about club cleaning accessories…"I've got a guy named Geno." Mike drop
All I can hear in my head is the intro song to the St Andre podcast…
Joel Dahmen is the coolest PGA card holder!
"He had so much muff in his mouth" – Joel Dahmen
Aaron, get me out of Canada for a min to play golf. 2v2 we each get a pointer bro . I'll sleep on a floor
Aaron doesn't play like a 8.7….
who the hell almost drove up on the tee box on 15 lmao
Joel is a hoot. Good job holding the team together Aaron. Max Homa needs to get in on one of these.