2024: Ins & Outs

Hannah and the boys share stories from Aaron’s absolute rager of a New Years party, we almost fought someone on the golf course (sorta), and the crew share’s some VERY important ins and outs of 2024. Happy listening.

New year new pod same pod hey yo that’s new Pod episode new happy happy New Year Happy New Year we all rang it in together friends we did together it’s good time we did one big podcast host kiss we did we did do that the significant others hated it they all

Looked at us while we were all all three of our significant others were like are they my uh my I your special friend can we say it’s official yeah it’s official all right your girlfriend made uh made fun of me what’ she say well you told me this that

Uh that’s Hannah decided to make it Direct TV stream was a little behind like a minute and a half behind so funny and so I looked at my phone and it said midnight and it said like 11:58 on the TV so I just started screaming at

Everyone in my house there was like 30 40 people to not look at their phones so everyone’s having a good time and I just start screaming at them to not look at their phones it was also just so funny cuz this is her first time meeting Aaron and she’s like you’re Aaron’s really

Insistent on no one looking at their phones for the next two minutes and then you also I think tried to start a countdown of like 40 seconds I didn’t do that someone someone tried it oh okay that was pretty all know you started like 15 yeah yeah it was great yeah yeah

Aaron did not want us looking at her phones he was also wearing this big giant white fake fur jacket very fake $ from Amazon it was real seal it was all real seal fur you never seen a seal that would be a great yeah what has fur polar

Bear what that do that’s like hair feel like polar shed maybe I I think hair is like animal hair is what hypoallergenic things have cuz it’s like A’s a doodle dad he won’t shut up the HP one of those yeah yeah yeah doodle dad our dog was

Created by science um well I know one thing I’m excited for in the new year well let me ask you guys a question first when it comes to Wellness are you guys for it against it or indifferent you know brother I think I’m for it I

Also brother hardar think I’m for it so you might say we’re all for wellness we are for wellness wow well that just so happens to be a great coincidence because our sponsor continues to be for wellness yeah created by Phil Mickelson was it created by Him or was he just

Kind of like he’s a co-creator co-creator okay okay yeah I doubt he was doing the test tubes and stuff that’s what I’m curious about Manion but I bet he told somebody hey I want something that accomplishes this and then they did it and then they yeah I literally just

Poured that in my coffee just now he can’t get enough of the good stuff the good stuff Focus Hey listen to this I had that exact same thing this morning I I just Wellness what you couldn’t hear what he couldn’t hear the slurp okay that’s probably for

The best I slurped I thought for second he said he couldn’t hear anything thing and I was like wow yeah you have Co but serious grateful for four Wellness love the love the superfood bites yeah keep in my backpack I got the little sleeves of the good stuff focus makes my coffee

Good especially if I’m drinking bad Hotel coffee when I’m traveling for standup if I put this in there it makes it taste like really good coffee and it’s good I will say um I keep those gummies I’ve gone through like almost three packs now cuz I will keep them in

My bag my workout bag and I take them every time after I rock on my workout yeah I’m a fiend great they’re nice little boost of energy or and they make me feel like I’m rewarding myself with a little sneaky snack yeah after working out all

Right no matter how mature we get it always feels good to get a little treat after you do something always that is true never goes away yeah it feels I’m like genuinely excited to eat my little Gummy after I work out that’s great yeah when you’re when

You’re trying to convince yourself to do that one more rep you’re like you know what I’m going to be enjoying three delicious hibiscus cherry little gummies after a gummy awaits on the other side of this mountain for me what was that I don’t know you got to earn it a gummy

Awaits me on the other side of this mountain yeah like one uh use code Andre yeah get your get get that fat dis yeah you get a fat disc get that fat fat dise yeah we’re starting we’re starting this year at gratitude we’re very thankful for for for wellness keeping this

Podcast going um and then our other family Partners we’re excited about new and old yes uh some new ones rowack look at that cool jacket you got on pal I got that dog on me yeah doesn’t work that one doesn’t have a dog it doesn’t have a

Dog but usually it’s a dog logo and that was Andrew joke from yesterday yeah uh very good uh PJ TOUR Superstore another exciting one love them they they have everything they have everything that’s where you get all your golf goodies that’s where we get our golf goodies

Very excited to work with them uh and then you know the ogs Bridgestone Golf all day love them all day Jason day all day Jason Day come on let’s go yeah and uh long drink throw down some LDS yeah hey if you’re listening to this any time

Of the day there’s always it’s always time for a long drink yeah 9:00 a.m. 12:00 p.m. 9:00 p.m. come on just list slurp it up list slur speaking of long drink I found the peach long drink and brought it to your New Year’s party and

I want to apologize cuz I said don’t you want one and I proceeded to drink all of them I I went to the fridge 5 minutes later they’re all gone I don’t think well yeah I had two and then I’m sure an had two so there are two that maybe

Other guests had just saying it wasn’t all me but I did I did have the intention of sharing and didn’t so that’s for me to change in 2024 that’s just the curse of them being good as hell they are so good you know they’re lizo drinks they’re good as hell

Everyone drinks them it’s a good thing we did not bring any hibiscus Cherry gummies to the party or it would have been that place was [ __ ] off this sounds like forness and it’s a strong word at email I was like guys you got to talk about it more they did it

They’re wonderful they’re chill I literally before for this ate a superfood bite and then I’m drinking the good stuff and I’d be doing that even if they never gave us a dime jeez get get off their gummies dude yeah yeah you got chill stay on the gummies I was saying

Never mind what I think just this year I think everyone if you listen to this podcast you know throw on a rowack fleece get comfy uh go buy a driver at PGA TOUR Superstore get hopped up on some gummies from four Wellness get hopped up and maybe uh tickets to Andrew Stanley comedy

Types no that’s it okay drink some long drinks come do a comedy show improv show you know plug I don’t I plug myself they know everyone knows everyone knows no new fans um I don’t want anyone new at my shows we got a very tight neck group

Yeah I like the people that know my comedy to come so there CU I keep doing the same you know thing over and over yeah my improv is not improvised no it’s the same I wrote the script um do you you wanted to talk about the thing from the New Year’s

Party go ahead oh yeah so New Year’s was a hoot and a half I don’t know if you experienced this but like towards the end of the night he did this smell started to permeate Aaron’s new cabbage home and it was um what your new cabbage home what do you call that Carriage

House cabbage Carriage House cage cabbage a cabbage home is a carriage house that’s from you live in a big piece of lettuce don’t pretend like we didn’t notice okay that’s why the house just so stinky cabbage home um it started to permeate a little poo poo smell

A little stink I think it was one bathroom to a lot of guests a lot of flushing happened that night amen and it was it started to permeate we started I noticed few people notice you notice and I think it would have been fine what

Made it worse is that you went and for Breeze the hell out of that situation so then I did stale FaZe with stale poop I it was a lot here’s the thing Aaron had had too many drinks to be wielding the fze can hey I agree you because you

Know when you get that freeze can and you’re a little under the influence it’s pretty fun it is fun and you want to kind of keep doing it a lot that is true was all L of smelling Sal to wake me up a poop smell that maybe four people had

Noticed became a fabreze smell that 40 people were noticing that’s true what are you hiding it’s like what happened in there yeah and when you’re a comedian as we all are everything’s a bit so Aaron was like making direct eye contact with me holding it down it looking like

An album cover and it was funny but then the smell stuck yeah I also used it like Axe Body Spray as a joke like just right under my sternum everywhere I walked I smelled courney is such a lucky woman she’s she crushed it she she gets to fall asleep

Every night next to her for Breeze man yeah yeah you hear how late did you sleep the next morning um I didn’t sleep that long we had uh her friend Emily stayed over so we all just got breakfast um and I’ve been kind of hung over for

Like two and a half days I think I feel good this morning though I went to bed at 9: last night and I’m back maybe you would have felt better if you had some four well in this coffee and some gummies heyo CP it clip it boom send it

In boom uh cool so yeah um I hope so for Breeze sponsoring for 2024 for yeah sponsor us in aon’s cabbage house the lettuce is wilting from it was a very fun party Aon thank you for having us thank you for hosting your house is lovely thank you

And well decorated thank you so much yes you did a great job dang all right uh we have a we’re recording this on Wednesday MH we have a sketch coming out today that was shot yesterday morning yeah which is also part of why I was hung

Over for two days cuz I couldn’t sleep yesterday either got 6 whatever yeah you made us get to the golf course 7:45 a.m. and it was 29° yep mhm I was 2 minutes late cuz I had to sit in my Honda for 10 minutes to defrost it which I wasn’t

Ready for that’s how cold it was yeah um cabbage house does not have a garage no they can’t can’t accommodate all that no stop going to Cabbage house that’s going to stick I know it is going to much like the fze to everyone’s clothes yep

Amen uh we did a thing that you we’re always looking for sketch ideas you know out on the golf course and conversation talking of you know fun Pals funny Pals some might say desperate for ideas yeah we’re dying uh and Andrew we we shot a sketch based on your little tangent on

The podcast the other day oh yeah I think that’s fun I think should be fun for listeners cuz it’s it’s like you read the book now you get to see the movie you know it’s exactly what it’s like it’s like Dune it’s like Dune oh yeah I would say better than dude I

Think so yeah yeah yeah newer um I yeah I Clos I blacked out went on and ran on the podcast a few weeks ago about how slow golfing is actually good for friendships and then uh you wrote a sketch about it and we shout it yesterday and it’s going to come out

Tomorrow or today or it’ll probably be out by the time this comes out yeah so when you hear this it came out yesterday go look it up yeah oh my gosh how fun for listeners to to be in the no right they are so in our universe if you’re

Not listening and being in the no what the heck are you doing what the even heck you doing at home right now drinking aund I’ve never been able to figure out where that accent what is that accent I also then now it’s like you’re it’s like you’re talking to a baby it’s like

Sarcastically it’s like you’re really mocking a baby in a in a voice like yeah probably I’m not around a lot of baby yeah most kids can walk by this age what are you doing oh going to crawl forever type stuff yeah yeah that’s exactly funny all right so

Check out that sketch is going to be great yeah Aon got to yell a lot I yelled so much shouts out Bobby Jones Golf Course yet again and Kayla K head pro um yeah we just you know they let us go do our thing and where can he just go

Scream obscenities like that that on a golf course nowhere like over and over everyone does yeah I’ve heard many but yeah but I don’t know planned permission there’s so much freedom and I hope they don’t regret having us out there when they see this sketch no they won’t but

Also speaking of Bobby Jones you guys wouldn’t tell me a story yesterday you kept talking about how you guys got in a fight out there last week yeah producer Paul kicked a guy’s ass I’ve never seen anything like it before what happened okay let me set the scene okay we’re

Playing golf cuz that’s what you do there no obscenities we’re having a great time everyone’s chill Courtney’s there hanging out playing golf all Courtney’s not playing just she just riding along she’s writing and giving notes which we all needed um we’re standing Courtney’s on one side of the

Cart I’m in the back I’m looking at my clubs and I hear this whoosh like two feet to the left of me guys behind like what kind he’s like this well yeah that’s exactly it was and kind of was like this watch out dang is it on want to be

It spoke to me and then I heard a a ball hit the ground two feet from me it might be and then it hit the cart right by Courtney it hit the cart yeah it like bounced and then hit the cart and Courtney and I both kind of looked

And everyone kind of turned and we see these guys I mean back me up they just go I didn’t even see what was going they just lifted their arms at us and we’re like they were on the same hole as you guys yeah look one behind us so if we

Were on a hole getting ready and they were on this one hitting towards the green and it was one where the carts you like you park there for the green and then yeah and then you put your Club in and get your club like you leave the

Cart cuz the T box is on the other side of the cart path you know what I mean mhm yeah yeah so we were on the T box but the cart was next to the green technically okay uh oh yeah and so then all of a sudden so they weren’t so they were

Hitting not into you but they hit towards you guys on a different hole Yeah okay yes mhm and so everyone’s like oh what’s going what’s going on everyone’s like do they yell four and we’re like no everyone’s panicking everyone’s stressed out very scary those can hit you and cause damage death death

Some people die and Paul was getting so red in the face he’s he’s such a calm guy and he’s like love that so he’s stomping Big Red Dog he took his driver and broke it over his knee and we’re like Paul it’s not that big of a deal

Don’t exaggerate cuz I want to know what’s the true version that did happen that and I won’t exaggerate from here and not so then those guys came over and it was I will say it was just an interesting they came over not to apologize to go hit the ball cuz they

Had they’re on the same cart path where they just hit you guys yes so they have to drive up to you and Paul just went up to them very kind like it really wasn’t all that he just was like Hey next time can you yell four which I think is a

Reasonable request for sure it was like pointed but he wasn’t aggressive she like hey say four next time Paul just yell what you did is that right yeah I mean I was just like I was going to see if he was going to say something because if he shows up

And like hey guys I’m really sorry like totally fine you were giving him the chance to say something before you had to step in he has to walk right next to the cart yeah it’s so weird to not say anything well let’s have some interaction after you almost killed yeah

The only normal thing would be like hey sorry about that y’all that’s bare minimum that’s bare minimum yeah and I we W I watched and listen this man not know how to like truly apologize cuz Paul goes Paul’s like hey next time you have for the guy goes uh yeah and

Correct me of I’m Romy goes oh yeah well what what happened is I hit it and then it started to turn into you he was like it was going straight and then it started going right we’re like yeah great you sliced it you s that’s what

Happened and so and he just could not fathom so he started to get defensive and it was just so funny cuz then Paul’s like yeah so next time yell four and he could not he was okay yeah well it was trying to justify his bad shot

Yeah he couldn’t do it he’s like yeah the hole goes this way and you guys are sitting right there I’m like well just wait for us to to move he’s just he’s just explaining exactly what happened as if that’s not exactly the problem I don’t know if you can hear Paul back

There that’s the second thing was uh he’s like well the way the hole is you’re like a little to the right of the green the thing was I was aiming for the green but then you guys were next to it and then I accidentally hit it where you

Guys are and you’re like exactly so yell right and he’s just like yeah but like the ball wasn’t going towards you but then it did y exactly it took a hard it took a 90° right turn hey man we’re saying the same thing the only thing

We’re missing is an apology yeah my my ball like bent the SpaceTime continuing it took a hard right it was crazy right into the cart yep and also if just our carts are there that’s a little different but there are people sitting in it mhm that’s the it’s like I don’t

It doesn’t matter if you’re about to get a hole in one is it about to kill someone just all four doesn’t mean I hit the worst shot ever it just means you might die cover your head this is going to land near you yeah yeah well what

Makes it even better story keeps going is that we’re on the next toll and Kayla Jones uh head pro Bobby Jones we love her she was on the podcast she drives up and she’s like hey guys how’s it going like oh no are we in trouble how’s it

Going anything crazy happened those guys went in and tattletail on us they quit playing they quit playing on the third hole on the third hole and went in and go yeah there’s a fome in front of us who what did they say they said we bullied them she said fome and I was

Like Courtney’s she hasn’t touched a club she’s not playing yeah they yeah they knew that fine and they went and they narked on us and said that we were being like aggressive and that Paul was being aggressive and that they just like they’re like we we’re just done we’re

Giving up we just have to go which I was like what that is the like that is a grown man tantrum can’t apologize and then took his literal bat and ball and went home I’m done I’m done I don’t want to play anymore if I can’t win and the

Rules aren’t for me I’m done he he was just sitting on the little roundabout waiting for his mom to pick him up the this slowness to apologize and the quickness to quit says everything you need to know yeah and I doubt he has a podcast we going to defend himself yeah

So that guy sucks I hope he died for New Year’s and then he didn’t even know you wish death on so many people I was wishing listen to our podcast last week and you wish death on Ryan schnor see these are people I don’t know so if they

I don’t it’s not going to get back to me yeah this this guy also didn’t know that he accidentally went and told on us to one of our allies for sure who literally called us um what did she call us when she said if we’re golfing it’s the crew the

Uh I don’t remember did she say this yeah she called us to something nice when she was like but yeah if we’re out there we can gol with a five of some cuz we’re the his crew cuz we’re the the friends I mean we’re we’re lowkey gang

Gang with Kayla yeah something like that yeah yeah yeah so and and then it was just I mean so that was kind of the result is there a chance those people were new at golf and they didn’t know how to handle it I don’t know cuz if he couldn’t understand

Yelling four or what a slice is that sounds like someone who’s new and didn’t know how to behave yeah that’s fair yeah yeah yeah and then producer Paul flipped a cart over yeah but flipped it like 360 so it landed on Wheel yeah it was crazy

With Courtney in it yeah she was she went for yeah that was uh Paul thank you for defending my girlfriend’s honor I didn’t know what was going on until it was happening he knew was going sh over I didn’t see it I didn’t even know I hit

The cart till later I don’t know what’s going on and’s like he I couldn’t really hear I could I wasn’t hearing what was going on what was you guys saying yeah my my Beta cck flirted up like what are you going to do I had my airpods in I think it

Happens I just crawled my little shell and waited till it was over he like babe not out babe not now seriously not now well you guys clearly won they quit and you guys had no consequences what did Kayla say when she came out well she

Drove out and I saw her coming up and I figured and she goes boy do I have a story for you and Paul yells I have a story for you and I was like I think it’s the same story and then Aaron goes I have no

Stories cuz I ran away from the action yeah I was scared was like I think my balls in the woods like I think it’s right there like no but I think I saw it in the wood yeah I’m a I’m a deserter for sure

No it was I mean she just said that she was like they said a five slim was playing and I was like it’s it’s four with a watcher and she was like I figured and then she obviously yeah yeah she she’s doing her job she was checking

In be like we good what happened all right you’re good MH yeah you know respect that love that good so that was that wow we honestly this is we need more of this to happen Paul let’s play gol and just start some drama so we can

Talk about on the PO let’s leave our significant others in golf carts in places that could very easily get hit by golf balls 100% yeah yeah the grid is not clear but fire away fire away my my New Year’s resolution is to manufacture more conflict for Content that’s good oh that’s great that’s

Really good like a YouTuber that gets shot in the mall yeah did you see that guy nope what yeah guy you saw that right purpose uh not on purpose but he was doing a prank where he would just follow people really closely SC I have no sympathy for these prank peoplek you

Me and this guy he kept like standing over him and the guy was like getting freaked out he’s like stop what are you doing and he would just like get right in his the guy pulled out a gun and shot him in the stomach good he he like was like yelling at him

To get away from him when he kept doing it so like play stupid games Win stupid prizes amen I feel like that is one thing yeah I’m the same I am so anti- prank I hate it I see him everywhere and I’m like I if I see it drives me so

Insane watching prank PR strangers no that’s crazy that’s crazy to me and that the world like these people keep getting platforms for it it’s it’s it’s wild yeah and I think it was like in Texas or something so they’re like brother no charges and the metal Al he was making

Eye contact with you I’m surprised you didn’t shoot him in the face yeah exactly and he’s like what a man was making eye contact with another man where’s the YouTuber he’s going straight to jail oh yeah amazing um great all right that’s great also really fun doing a sketch with you yesterday

That so fun we don’t get out much I love it also we haven’t done sketch as much it was very fun since mytle Beach we haven’t really done I guess not I I feel like I was uh I got recharged I did too I had a blast made me want to write some

Sketches and Jonathan’s beard was so fun so good got a beard Jonathan doesn’t yeah doesn’t have a stash anymore makes the creep he does is just surrounded by all the other facial hair it’s full full on beard beard do you have a mustache technically right now even though it’s a

Full beard I mean I guess I guess technically right yeah I don’t grow hair like anybody with a beard has a mustache it’s just surrounded by all the other stuff that checks out really makes you think yeah you know what’s in this year H beards beards beards totally you know in

Baldness yeah th% yeah in slow metabolism little thick you said Slow metabolism yeah little doughy oh little dough little Dough Boy action yeah you know what in great personality who cares about the dough yeah should we do some ins and outs for 2024 that was my entire list tring the

Only thing I can think of when people do the ins and outs is that this is such a stretch but like two years ago when the San Diego Padres were in the playoffs that group of like older men made that video they’re like that’s what’s in yeah

It was so bad then they lost like three games in a row I know that uh it was such it like the cringiest video the last Braves video I did did which was this past fall yeah that since that video came out just every hater that’s what they would cite they would just

Send a gift of the new version of that no that’s not the same very different we’re in on the joke you’re so much better than that I agree thank you pal what’s in- and out Hannah am I going first sure okay everyone knows what in and outs are these are things that are

In for 2024 and then out for 2024 everyone’s lists are subjective but I think mine is accurate heard now we all know the rules okay great um my first in is timed Hangouts setting a timer for when you hang out with people and when

The timer goes off you get to go home I thought you mean like scheduling time to see your friends no I’m I’m in like cuz you know I got friends that’ll linger and hang and be like let’s hang out longer and I’m like uh uhuh I think I

Gave the time more like a meeting we like this is going to go from 1:00 to 2:00 yeah I’m all for that you made that in with like one or two people in mind name them nope okay um yeah you had a bad experience that led to this I have

Multiple bad experiences it’s more just that I like hanging out with people but sometimes I’m like I want to go home at night I like to go home and chill out some people and I don’t want to have to have a reason other than that it’s time

To go yeah sometime you have to manufacture a poop for Breeze smell to get everyone out of your house I knew you did it I knew you the collect struck midnight yep mhm I just pooped in the trash can and started spraying for reason everyone left yeah you moved in the trash can

Yeah that’s what it was yeah that’s why it never quite went away that’s so smart dude I’m writing that down wow that’s what’s in next next in calling your friends babe male or female I think it’s fun my male friends are responding to it um half love it

Half hate it so yeah hey babe and some some people are like that and now you’re dating someone feels a lot better yeah said that and you’re single you’re like hey freak you hitting on me I’m like you wish yeah yeah look at that babe over there that’s the real babe shout out

Annie but you would but if if it’s a stranger that doesn’t feel great like if a stranger called you babe you wouldn’t like that 100% yeah that’s if anybody other than a Waffle House waitress says that to me I’m pissed that’s so true I’ll get used to it like if someone came

Up to you say hey babe can I give you a tip with your swing you would hate every single word that do you have a daughter yeah and then we’ll be we’ll be behind it being like you said it was in you said it was in say both no I said friends hey

Everybody’s allowed to call Hannah babe this whole year who is H he said everyone everyone yeah they have to be my friend first they have to be a friend okay um next cleaning your clubs I don’t know why this stopped I want more people to clean

Their golf clubs yeah I don’t like it yeah taking care taking care of the the valuable possessions you have silly cheating so just like um not cheating hardcore yeah I want to silly cheat on my partner no I’m in engulf oh like if your ball like just kicking your ball

Two feet for a better setup I think that’s silly cheating and that’s okay yeah little foot wedge yeah having multiple best friends I got two in the room right now you decide uh gambling for secrets and not money oh what if if you win I’ll tell

You a secret yes if I win you tell me a secret yes what yes gambling for Secrets okay that sounds like a like tell us a secret like just as an example um um something you never told anyone say it the microphone on the podcast the microphone something I’ve never told

Anyone uh uh I I I have uh I I have um pooped my pants in the last year okay that’s a good one yeah it was exactly three nights ago in new was it it was at the this podcast we’re going to figure out what happened yeah got

Really sick got bad food poisoning um packing your own lunch that’s in sunscreen tired of looking at a lot of red faces on the golf course y’all need a sunscreen amen MH matching outfits with your boys uh reptiles and pettiness those are all in for 2024 Petty reptiles you said

No no no reptiles comma pettiness being petty I think is in for 20 what’s going to be different for you this year versus last year in regards to reptiles um I’m just like saying I cuz also on my outs is Birds I’m kind of over Birds but

Reptiles I’m like those are kind of cool yeah this year the alligator’s going to get Jonathan in mytle Beach yeah we’re reptiles this year Well rep some of reptiles eat birds so that could work well for you yeah oh cool I love that you’re so smart but then where do you go

Next year like dinosaurs probably cuz they eat alligators it’s got to be an evolution I don’t know I dropped that at Middle School uh okay my outs first one water you don’t need it yep obviously uh next cussing angry you can silly cuss that’s okay but don’t

Cuss if you’re upset I don’t like it that one’s from your dad that one’s from my daddy um out slicing the ball what are you gay slice slicing the ball is game she can say it she can say it you know because you want to hit the ball

Straight you slicing it to the right come on I see if you guys slice the bomb and I go what are you gay yeah here it won’t go straight um custom balls don’t get be a really funny way you know all those videos ads you guys probably get

To that are like fix your slice just like the key is just like if you slice the ball you’re gay and all the golf guys are just like go not slice turns out it’s not even it’s a swing thought which is I’m not gay yeah and then they they slice it more and

More and they’re like maybe I yeah like oh gosh they’re just panicking is that why the numbers are going up yeah that’s what that’s why hey guys I’m going to ride my own cart today I need a minute um speaking of carts no we should walk get our steps in

I don’t have nearly as many as you do by the way this is a lot I I’m G to crank through them I’m being too much this is not a criticism I’m just preparing everyone that I have like three of each I just have two more okay Snapchat if

You’re over 25 don’t have it actually just Snapchat in general probably should get rid of it I think it’s bad and the last one is croakies are those still in for some people yeah feel like I’m always at the GOL you tell us Auburn Frapp boy I have

Not seen a lot of cies since Auburn I see croakies all the time and I’m like is it really that hard for your sunglasses to stay on your head yeah get out of here when you’re spending a lot of time floating down Rivers you got to oh got to secure those those glasses

With some croakies all right well I was going to say in croakies all right in croakies out out cross chest bags Yeah you mentioned that before you know that I asked Aaron to pick up my cross P cross chest bag when I left at a party and instead of cross putting around his

Body he held it like like this you sent me a picture of you holding it like this that seems just so why why do that I don’t know I cherished it and for you oh then I take it back like uh Indiana Jones picking up a little Idol you know

Nice MH also it smelled so I was holding it as far away as I could um okay in Jason Day always in oh always in just left Nike and signed with malbin I saw that that’s cool I don’t know it’s just a a more of a new fun brand that’s going

To be out on the golf course and PGA Tour events neat love that guy in walking walking the golf course hey did it a lot more last year than I ever have and it’s just great MH just more of a workout you think about your shots more

I don’t know you see your friends less which is huge depends on the course it does depend on the course yeah Bobby Jones in Atlanta is great for it yeah um Heritage where shoot some other stuff a lot Hillier it be a lot harder to walk

Are you using a cart or you putting that bag on your back um last year I mixed it up it just kind of depended when it was really hot I pushed it just to like try to slow down the sweat a little bit mhm but did both

I don’t know either way uh less Amazon I want to Amazon less I guess I could do that for in or out out could be amazoning everything oh but I’m saying in less Amazon Local shop local I just I’ve been going so hard and I got to

Stop so easy I just want to go somewhere you know Mom and Pop Pop Shop like Target yeah and just pick up the stuff that’s the best mom and pop shop is Target I think so yeah Mr Mrs Target they’re great they’re so nice um dry

Karaoke is in it’s been in for me for a while but I want to share that with everyone you walk in and karaoke is happening sign up don’t wait for liquid courage that a lot of people need sign up it’ll make your life more fun truly

Even if you’re like not that into it or if you’re like I’m not a karaoke person I promise it’ll be pretty fun I’m not going to do that okay I’m not gonna I also just think karaoke as a hobby is out for me yeah you’re saying this to the worst

Person hanging out reptiles I’m just kind of like maybe like if you want to do that become a singer anytime one of my friends invites me to karaoke I’m going to go to the aquarium every single time I have to that’s a rule sorry I have to go to the

Zoo now I can’t go to Koke with you I have to go be with my reptiles um my other ends are like you know blindness baldness big hips I don’t know big hips pre-existing things you have yep nice big hips big hips your

Hips are big I got big I know it I just want to go into it a little bit Yeah you got you got nice big hips yeah I got them from my mom yeah pop off even when I was like a old 62 Slender Man in high

School big hips yeah that rules all right good for baseball yeah true feel like Aus riy you got some more uh yeah that was that was in so now out um uh aggravated assault no no peeping on neighbors um no involuntary manslaughter peeping on neighbors what

If I had the most problematic list where you’re like what were you doing last year yeah exactly no antitrust law violations uh-huh um crypto out I don’t get it I want it to be out oh it hurts my brain isn’t it out already I think it’s pretty out nfts are out right yeah

All I keep hearing is everyone’s like losing money on Crypton here’s the thing about Investments you want to get in when everyone else is out get out when everyone else is in so dang you’re so smart all right crypto’s in cool crypto’s back bye bye bye um yelling four out everything

Happens for a reason let it happen that was funny let God the side yep out slurs don’t say them herd last year big year for him were they really for you bad bad bad um out podcast over it yeah unsubscribe unsubscribe yeah everyone’s got one and out Geminis whoa

I don’t know what that means I just saw it on a lot of list that there was all the signs oh but Gemini is bad if you’re Gemini not your ear bud uh the term blank era oh I’m I’m in my rowack era okay well now now I can’t say no to

That yeah I did that intentionally looking looking at your head looks like you’re in that new era yeah I might be a rapper next time that’s pretty good incarnated uh I did last week see three stories from three different people in a row that said something era and I was like wow that’s

An epidemic end it end it movement um and it’s end it and I think that is that it for me are you picking and choosing read the ones you’re not trying to no I just kind of repeated myself that’s it okay good ones those are really good be great for

Um 2024 ends air fryer Oo we have one but I’ve never used it and I’m ready to get a lot more involved with air frying stuff this year somebody gave us my mother-in-law gave us one we never have learned how to use it so just sits there

But everybody says it’s the best mhm fast way to make good food do you guys air fry all the time I’m obsessed with it what are you you serious I make uh sweet potatoes all the time I’ll just throw veggies in there it is it truly is

A lifesaver so what do you you have to put oil in there you just throw stuff in I’ll take like a bowl and like Okay so yesterday I just like cut up a sweet potato and put oil in the bowl with like some seasoning and threw in the air

Fryer for 20 minutes just like a regular Bowl yeah and then like you put it in the air fryer you can literally put anything in an air fryer that’s chicken nuggies I know you and cor I know you in corne chicken tend the hips it’s it’s a fact that last time I

Hung out with you guys you said I had chicken tenders three separate times yesterday so I just assumed you’re chicken tendy people oh yeah that’s just from Atkins Park our neighborhood bar they’re the best yeah oh okay never mind uh it’s it uh okay does it fry it like a

Deep fryer like a healthy fry it is a healthy fry it’s not just as a coating of just crisps it up right it does makes it so crispy it’s so nice Okay interesting yeah so I’m going to get involved with air frying this year wait for bread too throw your bread in there

Crisp it up leftover yeah um number two sleep scores I got this new watch for Christmas that gives me a sleep score every morning tells me how I slept oh I’m going to start monitoring that it’s like B minus I don’t know how to make adjustments to my sleep other than

Taping my mouth shut which is also in still doing that every night did you guys try I I keep forgetting I I might have lost them in the party cleanup and whatnot but I’m going to order some to try them um Annie stole mine and wore it

And she said she got she said she took it off in the middle of the night subconsciously she was like took it off it’s weird there’s like an in to avoid something from suffocating you isn’t that crazy takes over every night yeah if you put it yeah

You so I’m going to be monitoring my sleep score it tells you how much uh deep sleep how much light sleep how much times you woke up and how much RM which is just how many RM songs it takes for me to fall asleep yeah how

Much are you losing your religion as you sleep yeah exactly so one of their songs so I’ll keep you guys updated I’ll monitor my sleep scores throughout the week and then give an update on every single podcast for each day oh cool um that can be like a fun segment unsubscribe

Now um also in um I also have sunscreen nice because I went to the dermatologist last week and Aon I want you to do me a favor look in my ear what do you see check for lumps what do you see in there you have two it looks like a possum bite

You have two two two freckles oh the freckles yeah two freckles in my ear and I asked my dermatologist I said is this that’d be awful to have to get something removed from inside your ear huh and she goes yeah it’d be really awful you should wear a lot of sunscreen on that

Ear especially cuz it’s like a driver side window when you drive he gets a lot of sun and I said have you ever had to remove something from someone’s ear before and she goes yeah at my last practice this lady had a really bad like potentially cancerous Freckle in her ear

And so they have to remove it but then if you remove stuff out her ear it messes up your hearing so they have to do a skin graph to put more skin to smooth it out and the best way they to solve this person problem is they cut

Off her ear oh I was hoping it wasn’t go in there took the freckle off then reattached the ear and now she can’t feel her ear but she doesn’t have cancer so I thought it was going to be like Voldemort nose every single day this year I’m going to put sunscreen in my

Ear cuz I this is such a good thing want that it’s also it’s I mean I don’t know are you guys men don’t really do skincare routines but if you buy like a nice you can buy like uh moisturizers that have sunscreen in and you’re good

For the day yeah I do moisturizer I do retinol and I do sunscreen now is this Anna doing yeah is retinol what’s in some cocaine that kills people that’s fol babe close slipped in the babe how do you feel but I think there might be some

Of that in my uh moisturizer yeah I do uh I do lotion I do fenol I do I do 60% fol yeah on my face um so yeah sunscreen is in that’s been in for me for a long time I mean now that I’m solar powered sunscreen if but

Sunscreen this year is in otherwise next year out will be my left ear uh which would be a huge bummer I wouldn’t be able to hear anything you say on the podcast I’d have to sit in Hannah seat and I podcasting yeah she this she her pants in this chair yeah

Well we would switch chairs I marked my territory over here um also in for 2024 my roof I went up there the other day to check on something it’s great up there oh I’m going to start finding more excuses to spend time on the roof uh a ladder from

The back porch how’d you get up there so our town we’re it’s actually really interesting I’ll go into it um in our townhouse Community we all share a roof cuz they’re all connected and we have each have an small attic and there’s a little door in the Attic that puts you

On the main roof and then you can go up and down the whole building test everybody’s little do see if they’re unlocked it’s kind of fun just did you do that no okay but I like to know that I can you can um I also feel like if

There’s a home invasion I can go up there run out on the roof and run all the down the other side of the building and jump down on the neighbor’s porch be safe W that rules can you cut that turns out that for Andrew um peeping Toms and

Aggravated assaults are in yeah but no being on the roof is just a fun guy thing to do yeah you ever go up on the roof you’re just like man why don’t we come up here more for sure and surprise camping in your neighbor attics I should

Put a chair up here that actually watch a little Sunset Have a Cigar I’d imag yeah a roof is just an enormous slanted porch that no one takes advantage of M is it that slanted not not that slanted they I thought they look like kind of brown sods that were

Flat are they not they’re pretty flat slight slant what you want for drainage for sure for stuff to run you know so I’m going to be spending more time on the roof this year drainage also in um out my dad uh my dad’s out yesterday he was someone wrote an article where they

Ranked my dad won worst Christian of the year for 2013 from like a publication from the pulpit and pin very prestigious website 20 2013 or 2023 2023 excuse me oh sorry sorry I was like 10 years straight yeah you retroactively this is his first time being honored

With this award in 2023 he beat out Rick Warren and some others um so I’m going to really distance myself this year as he seeks to defend his title in 2024 is there any one thing he did can I ask that really like in the article they

Like biggest tell you he uh hold on biggest grievance yeah there were he they listed of course they listed all the reasons the first one having a standup son yeah his son is a comedian problematic comedian it’s just so funny the the head shot of him and then it just says worse

Worst Christian 2023 yeah shout out to this guy that wrote this article does this every year um normal cool thing to do the reason yeah very normal sorry I should have been more prepared with this um where is there’s one where he wrote all the nominees and then the nominees had their reasons

For why they were here we go nominees worst Christians of 2023 um let’s see we can speed this up no it good this deep in the podcast they’re they’re along for the right yeah I’m we might not clip it we might not clip it no why doesn’t it say the reason is

Building I’m I need to know yeah we’ve got like 30 more seconds and we can move on totally okay anyway it mostly they hosted a conference at our church for parents of lgbtq kids so they can learn how to love their kids better while staying in church and being Christians that was a

Huge problem for a lot of Christians I agree with that yeah I’m on board with that one I don’t know what he’s thinking oh here we go you Mr Stanley you were the worst Christian of 2023 in a year where Rick Warren perhaps the most arrogant and influential Christian

Author in the world tried to turn the largest Protestant denomination in the USA towards tarianism you won worst Christian of the year and he starts listing all the other bad Christians you’ve been dangerous for years promoting your brand of church we don’t have to give more energy to this this

Guy said worst Christian of the year like three times that opening paragraph gez learn how to write yeah make it interesting got him yeah boring so congratulations to my dad on winning but I’m going to have to distance myself yeah hella out no pun intended um also

Out breathing through my mouth oh I’m going to try not do that even during the daytime yeah even during the daytime at night at night I’m not at all cuz I’m taping my mouth shut with hostage tape TM uh I didn’t TM it but it’s a company

How uh how are you going to do that PR day I’m going to I don’t know I think just like being really conscious of it I think if you tape this way around my face harder open the jaw oh tape my jaw sh yes I do like it just looks like I

Have a massive head injury yeah you could make it like a a political movement you could like tape your mouth shut all day and be like I’m not talking until my till my dad is back in yeah you know everyone’s like wow what a statement like what do you yeah my

Perfect day in 2024 would be wearing sunscreen on the roof not talking to my dad breathing through my nose like that’s what I want my days to look like did I miss any that’s a dream that is a dream yeah well I wish your dad was here so could

While Something’s Cooking in the air fryer think back down the house there’s an outlet on my roof I learned that the other day when I was hanging out up there and so I could take the air fryer up there and then really experience all

My ins and outs at once oh my gosh you could fry all your for wellness stuff yeah like a Superfood Bar it doesn’t need it but we can see what happens totally yeah crispy gummies on the roof come on now crispy gummies whoa crummies who crummies crummies TM little little the circle across

It what rest your trademark some Wellness crummies yeah all right well that was a lot of good stuff I hope our listeners maybe would adopt some of our ins and outs into their own lives yeah uh well I mean we said Al was the the podcast so

We should it that’s it oh yeah no ours is fine fine I think no one should listen to any other ones yeah out listening to other podcasts oh that’s what I meant yeah sorry no that yeah that makes sense yeah you can only have one H you know what also in

What standing up and shaking hands with your besties as we sign off you call us your besties Amen Brother Bye