Live folks good evening and welcome back to another edition of hockey night and Scottsdale brought to you by Bob Gucci and Jay swish we are live from North Scottsdale Arizona tonight as always from the coach bringing you the people the best coverage you can’t get anywhere else and tonight the matchup we have
Bobby is we have the Dallas Stars at home with the visiting Minnesota Wild a Central Division matchup featuring two teams scratching CLA for their playoff birth yeah welcome in everybody it’s Hockey Night Scott still live we’re watching Minnesota and Dallas you know two team switch that I really do not
Give a [ __ ] about so I’m gonna F I’m gonna Daydream a little bit during the stream I might go off on a tangent about the Greek Bowl I ate today it feels like I’m pregnant and that’s no disrespect to the non-binary community but I feel like
I have a child in my stomach anyway this game I could not care less but we’re going to do it anyway you feel like you might be giv birth to a [ __ ] Trophy and there are guys that can have a kid these days but anyways Bob we have a Central
Division game that features well the Minnesota Wild and the Dallas starts now the the history between these teams it’s kind of funny because Minnesota and ultimately left know they left the you know they left Minnesota they came over to Dallas and then Minnesota gets their franchise back so it’s funny how that
Works out as the wild you know they’re they’re a team typically robbed that is is kind of somewhat boring to watch and especially with Capri off out I don’t know but we’re going to give it our best go we have Matt duchaine obviously with his guitar in the game tonight playing
For the Dallas Stars so let’s see hopefully we can H maybe the over and pray for some goals here baby yes which it’s kind of that’s a good point you made I forgot that Dallas actually was in Minnesota they left for Dallas just like you I don’t mean to repeat but just
For everyone that’s filtering it right now and then Minnesota got a team it’s kind of like when your chick leaves you and she goes and bangs another guy in Cabo and he has a small wrench not that I have a big wrench but he has a very
Very small wrench and then she wants you back it’s kind of like it’s an awkward situ a switch JG wenworth called player in terms of the fans and I think in the locker room a little bit as well so we have a little history there maybe
Some bad blood I don’t know but a guy like Joel pavelski I look at rob a guy that uses a white stick he’s 38 years old maybe 39 now still getting it done one of the best American players really of all time I love watching Joe pavelski
And a guy that’s from P Wisconsin it really hits home from a kid from the dairy State myself yeah I mean talk about a guy I think the term living the dream gets thrown around really Loosely that’s a guy who really is leave living the dream just a Wisconsin guy United
States born hockey player back when hockey listen Canada dominated hockey now I think the Americans are getting a little bit better but he’s one of those old school guys that was American player to watch for a long time and uh speaking of sud yeah I didn’t know that he was a
A potential problem in the locker room that’s kind of cool to hear because well who doesn’t like a little bit of drama you know what Ian yeah I don’t know if he was necessarily a bad guy but I don’t know if he was necessarily the nicest you know to the younger players might
Have been a little bit of a [ __ ] right I don’t know if he was maybe he wasn’t as well received obviously a great player a guy from Madison Wisconsin M neck of the woods so I’m not going to rag on him too much but I think that you know maybe the
Younger players there was a little beef there maybe wasn’t grass-fed maybe wasn’t as organic but anyways as you mentioned Joe pelski though like a guy that can’t really skate that well but unbelievable hand eye coordination knows where the play is almost like before it even happens he’s just such a smart
Heady player and a guy that obviously you know there’s no reason or there’s there’s a reason why he’s had a thousand points in his career and he keep playing at this age so so got a great game tonight Rob I actually kind of like this
Match up I want to see the wild I haven’t really watched him a friend of the show Patty maroon on the wild now there’s Brock Faber Rob he’s been playing like 30 odd minutes a night he’s a young defenseman that last year was at the University of Minnesota but he’s a
Guy that’s like sneaky and CER in a cder race now especially with Bard being out like playing 30 minutes a night as a rookie that’s pretty crazy yeah people keep asking me to tweet about Faber and I just have to be honest I don’t watch
The wild that much but you know when it comes to the counter a lot of the times you forget about guys like Faber you forget about the Nitty Gritty guys that are just logging ice time they’re in the corners they’re mucking they’re [ __ ] uh it kind of reminds me of how melli
Got a snub for The Calder when he’s one of the best players in the league right now uh but yeah he’ll be one to watches wow what a [ __ ] play I Jacob Chris Middleton with a couple two pump chump there he got a couple looks at that
Dakota muris in the lineup tonight a guy who play Within Green Bay for the gamblers was on our CER Cup team sorry our clerk Cup team talk much switch but yeah anyways right now folks we are at the 1237 marker if you’re following along again we always take at the first
Commercial break we take our first question so shout out to the chat keep getting at us in the chat here folks as Joe pavelski gets a nice little look in early on the goalie but yeah again a delayed penalty right now but again in
The chat get at us in the chat let us know where you’re tapping in from get asked with questions whatever you have right now again right about the 1215 minute marker there’s a delayed call on the ice Dallas was going to go to the power play and they’re massaging it
Right now in a six on five trying to get their first look at the game yeah what up to everybody in the chat you know the drill if you’re new here tell us where you’re from tell us where you’re watching from are you watching the game with us uh I see a lot
Of YouTube in here I see twitch I see a little uh no Twitter right now but uh yeah tell us where you’re from tell us your questions you got a rant are you upset about something uh is your bird being a [ __ ] is your virtual break
We’re gonna go right to the chat and answer everything you got for us absolutely let us know where you’re watching from where are we watching this TNT it’s the first of the double header tonight on Wednesday it is ladies night now Wednesdays and Thursdays for me are
Always ladies night so where you tapping in from this is a TNT special but brought you by the boys on the couch here at Hockey Night Scottdale live from North Scottsdale so folks again this delayed penalties feel like it’s been like five minutes here Rob Minnesota
Can’t get a touch on it Dallas kind of just working around the the box if you will and not really getting a whole lot of of traffic to the net but they’re doing a good job I guess of keeping it away from the Minnesota Defenders before they ultimately go to the power play
Here yeah I mean this ref his arm has been up for two minutes he’s got to be losing circulation sort of like my wrench after a night of drinking Woodford on the Rocks there no circulation there fin get a whistle yeah whiskey rents the brown will always put
You down rob you know that it’s a Tail’s oldest time folks again we’re going to our first commercial break live from Dallas the American Airlines Center but most importantly live from the couch here in North scotdale Hockey Night Scottdale brought to you by Bobby Gucci
And Jay Swiss so folks what do we got in the chat right right now where you tapping in from and what the hell is going on on a Wednesday night midweek hump day baby I just want to point out the brown will put you down is a
Reference to Whiskey we are not talking about getting jumped by black people we have a commercial break let’s go to the chat that is the whiskey baby um all right stars are my team we get a hockey night holy jumping hell yeah what up Blues Buzz friend of the show absolutely
[ __ ] rights nice shirt Rob thank you very much WS binner coming on I think we’re going to have him on in about 20 minutes are left year just talking to JB right now he is I think eating right now a little dinner a little meat and cheese
Char cerie board that he’s coming on and joining the boys over here at Hockey Night Scott still watching on Twitter I’m pissed I can’t watch this game because why not uh Hey switch even though he is out what are your thoughts on mea Meo hin a guy that played for IFK
Helsinki junor program I believe two years the same Liga team in Finland I did great player skates like the win one of my favorite defenseman in the league I honestly think at full health he’s a top three to five defenseman in the whole league he’s unbelievable the way
He can high step and Gallop through the neutral zone is something really special Rob he honestly is like a goddamn gazelle out there yeah there’s a lot of people also there’s a lot of people in other words talking about the chick uh from Dallas with a gigantic rack on her
Um oh my was Bennington a backup guest for the Dallas bird with a absolute balcony we don’t know if she’s listening you never know Hockey Night Scottdale is insane Frank Sarah spaghetti comes on Darren McCartney we have Jordan binnington Nick schaltz you never know who’s gonna pop in you never know who’s
Gonna tap in Paul biset I meanit on the couch hockey’s finest right so if anyone knows with the chick with a huge front porch let her know uh yeah give her the link to this because we need that chick with the absolute Brad baders that’s a
Big set of fun bags we’re talking big old movies as mattz zcell is taking his first look here in The Penalty Box that it’s two minutes folks you go in the box and feel shame right now the Wild on the penalty kill Freddy goodro in the dots we have Marcus
Felino Jacob Chris Middleton and Brock Faber who else the four Killers here for the Minnesota Wild let’s get it going and see what this power play can do honestly Rob I haven’t watched a whole lot of Dallas Stars hockey we watched that one game earlier the year when they
Played Florida it was actually a pretty good game it was the Battle of the Lone Star State and the Sunshine State and it was a [ __ ] so that was actually the game that hit an over so a game I like to look at right now Mason Marchman is a
Guy I played with in the Marley’s he’s a big body he’s a guy that plays the net front on this first power play so look for him to maybe get in front of the blue paint take that goalie’s eyes away and maybe bang home a rebound baby uh we
Have we’re gonna get back to the chat a uh at our next break but I just want to mention someone’s tapped in from Finland we love that Happ SCD is mother [ __ ] International we we’re loving that [ __ ] yeah we love that and this Nikki linquist guy is an interesting player
Here Rob he’s he can’t really play a lick of Defense he came over from the New York Rangers and now he finds himself on the first power play with the Dallas Stars and I’d be curious to see how his game has progressed through the year I don’t know if there’s any Dallas
Stars fans watching who give us a little bit more insight because again I think I’ve watched maybe one or two of their games all year but a guy I’m going to look at tonight is a young defenseman young right shot Swedish kid a little bit on the softer side but obviously as
A really good skill set as we get our first look here at rope hints another finish fella Rob play that IFK as well shout out to Helsinki shout out to all the good trim there how about you like a guy like Joe pavel’s white stick Rob I
Love a guy that I respect a guy that can use a white stick you got to be pretty nasty to use an allwhite Lifesaver yeah look I mean if you’re using a white stick and you’re out there skating around like a goddamn douchebag and you’re just not good for example I would
Never have the balls to paint my stick white um also oh look at that play right there but yeah if you’re dirty and you’re Joe pelski I mean [ __ ] you can skate around with whatever the hell you want I mean you could put a swap I’m not
Gonna say that but you could do whatever you want out there it looks good so yeah I think that’s pretty uh nails look Dam white stick and the first guy I go back that really used the white stick in modern NHL was James wisnoski a guy that
Could just tickle the ceiling at the top of the key of the power play big body could throw him both ways actually played with him in the American Hockey League one year it was pretty funny he had made about 45 million and came down but Joe Peli kind of get slle footed
There in front of the net here not a whole lot going on this first Power Play that’s usually kind of how it goes especially early on in the game not many chances the wild with a good kill and again we’ll see what we can do Zack
Bagoan another guy I look at came over from Tampa won a couple mugs there I love guys that wear no visor we have two of those tonight in featured in Jamie Ben and Zach bagoan you got to be pretty goddamn nails to go no visor with all
The science out there today and like ultimately like hockey’s a pretty dangerous game yeah I mean listen it’s not for the fan of heart I was lucky enough to not be good enough to play in a league where you can use a visor besides the summer so um yeah I mean
It’s good to see Jamie V tape job is also [ __ ] hilarious Jamie fur yeah two strands right in the middle it’s obviously like the half heatly it’s pretty sick I mean a guy that just has the C on his jersey left side heavy in
Terms of the C on his left side of his jersey no tape essentially on the blade throws them both ways good beard good chin probably [ __ ] really hard you know I I’m not looking to go that way but I’m sure his wife or whatever like he’s a
He’s just a nail gun so we get our first look here at Joel Eric another good player for the Minnesota Wild not a guy that plays with a ton of pace but you know a pretty good solid two-way forward and then Swedish line here with Marcus
Johansson and as well as I don’t know who’s playing on the left side tonight but I think that might be zukar anyways folks back to the game here we have 755 and counting to play right now in the first period as Ryan Suter takes the screws to Matt Baldi a young good player
From Boston College on the Minnesota Wild I believe in his third season with a team making about seven bananas a year how the hell are you so nice little tilt tonight I don’t know a whole lot again about both these teams Rob because we don’t get to see him a ton but again
Central Division heavy hockey West Big Boy hockey in the west and we’re getting a pretty good look at uh you know maybe a potential playoff matchup here yeah I don’t know a whole lot about Dallas but let me tell you I do have a story from
When I was in Dallas I almost entered a relationship when with a trans uh a transsexual person what happened was long story short I got a door Dash switch and I went down and I’m like crippled no disrespect to the disabled Community I got my door Dash I ordered
About 10 Junior bacer cheeseburgers for the boys true story and I looked in the window and this chick is like pretty goodlooking and she asked for my number she sounded like a chick she walked like a chick she looked like she had a set on her right so I go yeah whatever here’s
My number I didn’t want anything to do with the number but I just want you like so then I get up to my room I give the boys all the junior bacon cheeseburgers I end up passing out on the floor with one on my chest later that uh night
Anyway she texted me right away and said I have something to tell you could you tell I’m a trance and I said no I could not tell you that but I couldn’t tell but thank you for letting me know because we almost started dating based off that transaction it was my door Dash
Drive so crazy I mean that was my crazy Dallas looks like a chicken Walks Like a chicken did not taste like a chicken so it could have been a duck you know and that’s crazy to think that you were almost fooled by maybe going APO Taco as
I like to say Throw from the other side of the plate and there’s nothing again there’s nothing wrong with that there’s nothing wrong for trading your wrench for something else at a different part right people go to AutoZone all the time and get different parts for their cars
But I’m just saying for your sake that’s not what you were looking for yeah you know I’m not a switch hitter I almost did become one that night by accident but I do respect her or him for letting me know and it turned out she was a pretty good driver I ordered 10
Sandwiches they got to us pretty quick so like all in all though like sneaky hot for what she had working could you tell I mean I guess right it sounded like a chick it looked like a chick I couldn’t tell it all so hats off to the
Surgeon friend of the show if you’re in here watching shout out to uh the plastic surgeon in the Dallas area there go my hero question watch as he oh [ __ ] uh let’s take one question here sorry folks we got on a where’s Perry going uh I’ve not heard a ton about the Corey
Perry situation I would think around the trade deadline if teams are willing to pick him up is kind of when he would go so look for the next six weeks I would say sometime after the All-Star break sometime into March maybe late February mid February is where I see kind of
Movement on the Cory Perry front they got to let it die down still a littleit right it’s still kind of hot and horny let it die down and then when teams really need to win and nobody gives a [ __ ] I think that’s when he gets added
Yeah I mean I think teams are going to wait like probably someone like the Boston Bruins they love signing people in controversy uh they signed Victor bout they signed Casey Anthony uh they had written written house there for a while they have RIT house on a two-way
Yeah ritten house on a tway he’s right down he’s down in Providence right now shooting people outside of uh Providence Milwaukee I think the deal was yeah so um they I can see them bringing in Perry just to to up their grit on that team which they already have yeah
Team built like a coyote well we saw them last night speaking of the coyotes but the BR and Bruins those fans Rob are crazy that team is built like you know like that coyote like I said all [ __ ] and ribs but those fans last night the
Mullen I mean there was 70% of everyone in the stands had a Boston Bruins Jersey on they’re like banging on the glass I was like wow this is get just kind of reminds me of how Nails the east coast is yeah I mean with all due respect some
Of the dumbest people I’ve ever met swish but they are passionate I was actually lucky enough to sit in a Press Box last night to my right the Press Box was filled with Boston fans and they would be on the power play and there
Would be a guy right in front of ma boy and they just go shoot it it doesn’t matter where on the ice even three on three there’s yelling to shoot it um yes potentially dumb and a little bit short circuited but very passionate you got to
Respect it they do hammer drinks they do love wearing their team’s jerseys and yes they might even Dy their hair for a regular season game I saw that at least two fans these guys were wearing like a quilt too I mean they were just crazy they were all gooped up on Mountain Dew
And ready to throw both ways so I thought we were going to get another fight fan fight at mullet Arena last night because if you remember last time the Bruins were in town a year ago some chick’s finger got bit off some chick got suckered someone I think got banged
In the ass all I mean it was crazy what happened there was a whole section of 108 was throwing both ways so that was nuts but anyways folks keep get us in the chat here ask us anything you have keep firing at the questions we have 622
In the first frame right now I think there’ll be one more commercial break in terms of you know to go here in the first period and then it’ll get to intermission but keep getting at us in the chat right now shots are 69 no pun
In 10 and as we get a look at John Heins who is the coach of the Minnesota Wild now came over after Dean Evon got fired so Minnesota has been better as of late the Dallas Stars have been a sneaky wagon all year and we get our first go
On the godamn river river river river I [ __ ] missed it dude [ __ ] I mean shoot to get hot shoot to stay hot it wasn’t pretty but as my old coach Dane jacks would say Rob muffins count and that was a muffin right on along the ice that was
Floor cheese like you’re playing a game of floor hockey at the residence in at a u12 AAA tournament my God nice area pass there good drop pack just a oh man just right on the river wasn’t it it just how’d that sneak through the wickets
That was full mat zcell was he off oh here we go it’s off actually live bet the over it went down five and a half and I just took it they’re going to here we go with the [ __ ] replay they’re going to look at this for 15 minutes and
Ultimately decide that was offside I mean come on it had no effect on the play like I mean last night people have the balls to comment like listen McDavid said that is so close look at that that’s such a bad angle though I know the first angle I
Think they but go ahead what you gonna say about McDavid McDavid like if it’s 15 minutes it doesn’t matter the offside replay was implemented to stop Matt du Shane from going 40 feet offside and it getting caught it wasn’t meant to have this like centimeter micro super HD
Zoomed in it’s just ridiculous it’s gone too far the ref should get a shot clock decide and it should be you could watch it in slowmo you could watch it in fast replay whatever you got to do but there’s a shot clock they’re gonna call let’s see what it is this one’s coming
Back yeah I mean it Fu you it was easy call there but I agree Rob there should be a shot clock and it should be like maybe like five what do you think like 3 minutes because at the end of the day like if it’s going to take you 15
Minutes to decide a goal is a goal or not I mean come on let’s get out with a game let’s get a rolling and especially regular season like I’m a firm believer in like how do you really break it down to the pixel in the millisecond I don’t
Know that one I think was obvious it sucks that when it goals get taken away though because you want offense in this league that’s what drives the entertainment like that goal right there that was sick it was an aerial pass he picks it up makes a nice little drop
Play to Robertson Robertson throws it on the floor cheese and ultimately you know scores a goal there but it’s taken away and we got a nice little look here at min inota in the offensive zone right now massaging Brock Faber we got up top we got Houston in the chat we got
Florida we got another Texan in the chat we Jacksonville Florida in the chat we have Miami in the chat we have a guy saying Canadian are you Swiss uh are you Canadian swish kind of I’m from Wisconsin baby and I went to school at North Dakota so that’s where my [ __ ]
Up accent kind of originates but back to the game here folks is scoot Wedgewood plays the puck along the N wall through the trapezoid as Freddy gdr sends it down the ice and Nicholas list picks up the puck and he kind of turns it over
For a little bit of a burger a little bit of an In-N-Out Burger maybe a what a burger if you’re in Texas right now Jamie Ben digging that puck like he’s reaching for you know a golden nugget up his nose oh what does that [ __ ] sound I don’t know tunnels under here [ __ ]
Oh good block right there whoever [ __ ] that was Jamie Ben picks up the puck and he is straight legged sends it to aenny dnov who is outnumbered three on one he just tries to get it below the dots but it is unable to as Freddy Gad makes a
Nice little play and it is sent out eventually to the Dallas blue line again five minutes to play here in the first frame we will get at your questions I believe we’re on the three minute marker if there is a whistle if not we will catch you on the first
Intermission Craig Smith that’s a name holy [ __ ] Craig Smith is in the NHL yeah Madison Wisconsin he was over he came over from well he was in Boston he went over to Washington and then he signed a one-year deal with uh Dallas this past year I don’t think he’s doing a ton but
He’s playing a nice little bottom six role he’s a guy around that scored five five times maybe six times 20 goals 20 odd goals in Nash he was a player back in the day yeah there’s a lot of whis boys in there is a lot of guys in Boston
Minnesota yeah that’s gonna work that’s gonna work folks again 415 right now in the game in the first frame the score right now 0 Z not a ton of action shots are still 96 in favor of the home team the Dallas Stars live from the American Airlines Center but most
Importantly live from the coach with Bobby Gucci and Jay Swiss bringing you the best coverage you can’t find anywhere else come on get a shot on that Lindell my God why you throwing throwing it like three feet wide to Second for a tip play it’s like fella they got the
Picket fence set up you’re not GNA do anything there speaking of tip play is does anybody know if that chick with a gigantic rack is sitting behind the bench for Dallas I feel like she’s been a little quiet I just want to know if she’s okay I don’t want to it’s not all
About her front porch I just want to know as a friend is she okay I don’t know if she she might have renuke too getting them ready for April right like she might be on the IR right now who knows if she got a new set if she’s just
Hanging out who knows what’s going on with her right now in the game we’re going to go to our final commercial break of the first period before we get to intermission again right now z z that goal from Robertson was called back that sucks gu what do we got in the chat
Right now what are the people saying you guys going to come up to Ottawa at some point yeah I think we’re going to tour the whole world at some point I think we’re even going to end up in Pakistan but we have l live shows in Calgary next
Week at Cowboys get your tickets I’ve tweeted the link we have a live show in New York City including the Afterparty after the game tickets will be on sale we’re g to be in the Toronto area not sure what we’re doing there yet but yeah
We’re going to try to get up there what is the advantage of spray pain painting a stick a different color Thomas hurdle sprays is red just something I noticed swi yeah I think for the spray paint a lot of guys like to go black I think it
Just kind of dulls it out you kind of dust it off at the bottom you take away the decals maybe it’s a little bit of a louder stick up top some guys honestly like the weight of the spray paint it makes the the bottom of the blade a
Little bit heavier and it just looks a little cleaner now if you’re a guy that doesn’t tape your whole blade too it just looks a lot cleaner especially with the black some guys will go white like Willie Styles KNE Lan racist guys will go white yeah some guys will go white
Because they use white tape like Willie Styles KNE laner he uses those shwood sticks so he goes white spray at the bottom of the blade and then white tape so I think it’s just a personal preference I think it adds a little style I think it’s a little flash I
Honestly think it’s pretty cool okay we have a goer question swish uh I think I’m I’m all like I have no energy to even talk about the situation we need both sides of the story but your take so what I was hearing and this is I take
This at gospel this is per sources and also per Elliot Freeman from just what I’ve gathered in terms of reading and what I’ve seen from him on 32 thoughts basically is what it came down to what people think is last season if you back it up he was playing at Boston College
As a 19-year-old he wanted to sign with the Philadelphia Flyers so he met with Danny Brier he met with president pres at the time Keith Jones and they kind of talked about signing a deal coming into play but the reason why they weren’t able to sign him because if they signed
Go last year and he was able to play games Philadelphia would have been over the cap and hit with an overage bonus that would have leaked into this year so what Philadelphia was saying was like why would we sign you right now because we don’t want to take that penalty
Leading into next year with basically the whole NHL against the cap yes we’re not going to be a playoff team or a team competing for the cup but we want to not you know take this penalty and why don’t you just sign an atto which is an
Amateur triy out go down to the American Hockey League play a few games or if you don’t even want to do that signed just in the summer after world champion talk about the Clover Wisconsin baby he just gets it done oh my God he a fine wine he’s
With better with age Rob my God right upstairs where grandpa hides the buck plug and grandma has no idea he’s giv into that [ __ ] oh my God that was Top Shelf 1942 like you find at Bottled Blonde holy jumping you need the ladder to get that thing Jesus Far Side bunker
Holy [ __ ] that was Don Julio 1942 with the side of oh Kul just absolute booger picker like pick your booger right under the bar jimy Christmas again you need a ladder or a stool to pick that bottle up the Shelf my God that was cough syrup
With a hint of casaul Joe pavelski like a fine wine shout out to the kid from clover with wiconsin an American hero back to Cutter goer Rob just quickly right under the bar like a sneaky hand job oh sneaky hand job a reverse hand job maybe a rim job an RJ umberger
Anyways folks oh oh my God Felino missed on that one yeah back to Goa again it was it is believed that he wanted to sign last year Philadelphia wasn’t able to do it they didn’t want to pay the penalty against the cap because they would have been over his bonuses the way
His contract was structured as a top five pick would have sent Philly over the cap again ultimately leading to a penalty this year so they said hey why don’t you just sign at the start of next year you can come in you can make the
Team you can be a top six forward we’ll pay you then that wasn’t received correctly or the right way which forged a wedge in the relationship Rob and ultimately I think it led to a little bit of bad blood now that is my interpretation have I talked to the kid
No do I think it’s soft yes who knows if it’s true but that’s a guy like Elliot Freeman is saying and I trust his work yeah I definitely trust Elliot uh I think there’s two sides to to every story sometimes there’s even three sides
If you really got to get your way out of a lie um but someone in the chat yeah uh said Jordan you played on the wolves with b and also no I’m not from Arizona and also shout out to neille and also thank you for coming to Calgary I just
Want to knock all those out coming to Calgary play with bner with my roommate for two years in Chicago with the Wolves down in the jungle folks we will get to you at the intermission break again 220 to play if you’re following along right now live from the American Airlines
Center we have one Zer Dallas Stars over the Minnesota Wild Joe Peli just went bunker Far Side bunk or again you hi the Casta aul and you need a stool to get that thing my God that was a sweet shot He is unbelievable shots 105 in favor of
Dallas Minnesota theyve looked okay you know are they a boring team a little bit are they uh a team that really gets out of the first or second round well that’s why you roll the goddamn tape to me as an [ __ ] sitting on the couch no they’ve always been a traditionally
Boring team to watch Rob but hey who am I to say baby yeah swis like like you said we are just a couple [ __ ] on the couch but uh yeah this game I’m just totally not interested in I mean there’s both there’s been a decent pace I guess
You can say yeah of the day um you know there’s just a lot of back and forth through the neutral zone a lot of pucks being dumped um but we’re going to stick around here because that’s what we do a minute 25 remaining in the first for
Those of you that are falling along and just getting to the cter gochas situation I actually thought that it had something to do with Brier’s kid uh kicking a wheelchair down a staircase U but apparently I just want to confirm that’s not the reason I thought did you
See Sean a said something like that too was hilarious he was saying like maybe he didn’t want to play for Brier’s kid that knocks someone out of a wheelchair down a set of stairs maybe you just didn’t want to play for torella who knows there’s a lot of burgers I think
If you’re cutter gotier turd cutter gotier and you’re a top five pick and you just got traded Anam why would you just come out and just settle all the scores and tell people how you really feel that’s what I said a [ __ ] come come on and be like you know what I didn’t
Want to play for torella I didn’t want to go to Philly and it is what it is a guy like Keith Jones is such a g he just came on he’s like if you don’t want to be a flyer well then don’t be a flyer we’ll [ __ ] move you there’s so many
Good hockey players in the NHL and how many really good hockey players are there’s a lot of good hockey players and if he really turns out to be like a franchise Premier player then okay this trade could be maybe lopsided but Rob something I know there’s a lot of good
Players out there bro yeah no I think like he should have just came out and said it and look he could have just said he could have absolutely lied which had been really cool he said look I wanted to sign with the Flyers but I’m actually openly gay and Keith Jones looked me
Right in the face he goes well we don’t we don’t appreciate H homosexuals in organization and then you start a fire that way switch I don’t know if that’s the best you revers it on that’s what I would have done I would have just lied yeah the old reversal you know you think
You got me pinned boom I’m On Top now I’m looking at you right in the eyes [ __ ] yeah you go right up you call a press conference for your agent and say they won’t sign me because they are homophobic and that’s how you really get your career going I think that would
Be the best move for him yeah yeah yeah you can play that card right anyways folks back to the game right now 40 seconds to play in the first frame we have the Dallas Stars leading the Minnesota Wild One Zer I would like to see a guy like Matt du Shane in his
Guitar get going it looks like he has his you know belov six string right on that 95 Jersey these jerseys are a little bit weird for me Rob it looks like you’re at a roller rank or maybe a laser tag event where the lights are low
And it’s just glow-in-the dark kind of f all of a sudden you run into a creeper in the corner and he’s trying to steal your laser gun like Michael Jackson That Never Never Land and now it’s something’s up your butt and you’re uncomfortable anyways back to the game
10 seconds to play in the first and we have a score of one Zer folks we will get to your questions at the break oh a last little chance there it was blocked and steered Away by none other than Ryan Su who’s played about 1500 games Jordan Bennington joining us folks in 20
Minutes 7:30 central standard that is 6:30 mountain is just 3:30 Hawaiian so we have about 20 minutes until Bennington comes on but before b gets to us and you the people well let us know where you’re tapping in from what are you doing tonight it is hump night
Wednesdays and Thursdays at Hockey Night Scottsdale are always ladies night brought to you by wet jeans and heat daddy merch as well as live and five pod and butter golf heat Daddy what do we have in the chat where are the people tapping in from again not the most
Exciting period but trying to bring you the heat over here in the best coverage you can’t get anywhere else live from the couch in North Scottdale Arizona yeah I just want to comment on the Dallas jerseys you mentioned too A lot of people like those jerseys I I’m with
You on that I feel like fat 12year old that lives in a cack in Connecticut that’s really good at NHL 24 made those and there’s just Cheeto dust all over the place there’s goldfish in his belly button um his parents are still together they still support him but he’s a fat
Little bastard and I feel like that’s the kind of vibe that those jerseys give me but anyway getting to the chat you got to put 10,000 and a hook on one team to win the chip who would who would it be well for me swish I’m gonna go with
The golden knights repeating uh I know that’s actually I’m gonna give you three I’m gonna go with golden knights Oilers and Toronto because I’m personally biased obviously I want the coyotes to win as well but those are going to be my if I had to pick just one let’s go with the Toronto
Lety bias uh my three teams well you pick three I’m going to go one Vegas golden knights repeating is probably my first overall just on top of my head I I just think if they can get healthy Aiden Hill can come back swing and I think they’ve gone through their fair share of
Adversity in terms of injuries early in the season and when they Peak about April I think that’ll only benefit them so I think the Vegas golden knights repeating is probably on my big board and then number two I think somehow if Colorado can squeeze out a center maybe
Lindholm from the Calgary Flames maybe I don’t even know who else I don’t want to even want to mention a kid from the Arizona Coyotes maybe they could squeeze out I don’t think you’d be moving but I think if the Colorado Avalanche can get one more Center I just think that team
Is so dangerous so those was would be my onew and then if I’m going over to the east I don’t know bro it just seems so open over there and I don’t know I mean Florida looks okay you obviously have teams like the Rangers but I would say
Colorado and Vegas whoever comes out of the West I am taken to win it all uh this is a good Point coming from o oay one they always talk about the goals that are 1 mm off but never about the would be onside goals that are miscalled
Offside I think it works both ways obviously you do have a point there I just think I want to see more goals I don’t want to see goals being taken away over millimeter 15 minute offside so as a fan I get I I understand what you’re saying Devil’s Advocate I wanted to show
Shed some light on that good point there all in Halifax is in Halifax shy Town shy rack baby stand up waterburger is overrated I completely agree I have Water Burger one time I was bedridden for the next 10 days it was disgusting what a burger my God that’ll
Turn your guts inside out and you’ll be puking out like a liver before you even know it and all of a sudden you [ __ ] out a kidney and like a cap it’s just insane how disgusting that place is in and out I guess if you’re going a burger fast
Food style throwing both ways after having about 20 drinks at the bar has Jay switch ever consider getting into the play-by-play business that is my goal C camper fella I would love to do it I think that is the skill that you just kind of try to emulate in terms of
A young Mike doc Emerich you look at guys like even Gary Thorn or some of these guys Jim N those guys that can really call a game throw them from both sides I don’t know John forsling some of these guys Pat Foley back in the day with the Chicago Blackhawks I think it’s
Just so cool how well they how good they were at their jobs and how on top of the game they were and the good guys they just like you just draw a line they’re just fallowing the game the whole time so yeah I mean short story long there I
Would love to do it eventually you guys familiar with the Bud Light NHL plus minus award that the league used to hand out in the mid 2000s that sounds familiar what is it well they used to hand out the Bud Light plus minus for the player obviously with the best plus
Minus so I mean now it’s wrench light right it’s not Bud Light it’s wrench light so yeah they used to do that uh back in the day I I think plus minus though for Rob is a very overrated stat now if a guy is going for the Masters
He’s like minus 55 that’s probably not perfect but the stat in general I think it’s just Phantom maybe it’s coming from a guy that always had just a brutal plus minus uh we have more comments on the off sides we did touch on that a little
Bit we’re saying they got to use a shot clock uh yeah maybe Cory Perry’s to the Oilers dude I don’t know that sounds kind of good actually I mean you’re G to get a guy at a very cheap rate he’s going to come in for 750k and then it’s
Going to be pro rated so you only really have to pay him probably you know 200k in real dollars if you sign up in and around the trade deadline I just don’t think up Kan yeah I I just don’t think you know right now is when he’s going to
Get signed I think it’s going to be sometime after the All-Star break I think sometime in February is when you get a guy like Cory Perry going somewhere and then adding to a playoff team in a bottom six role and I mean he’s still can play man yeah I love how
We pull up this guy’s questions every week and it’s just a guy with no shirt on that’s ried uh the New York show we are putting on more tickets is probably going to be tomorrow um but yeah dude I think think if just show up I mean I
Think worst case Ontario you’re not going to get kicked out but if you already have an RSVP I’d try to grab another one for a friend yep but if not try to grab a ticket and then worst case Ontario show up and then if you don’t
Get in that they say you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here we will be having a postgame Shaker at the Canuck after the game So the plan is to do the live show before obviously and then go to the Ranger game that night
Versus Vegas gold kns a hell of a tilt East vers West and then go back to the Canuck and party with you people and just mix it up Jagger Fireball Irish coffee so those tickets for the postgame party will be going live probably on Friday tomorrow there’ll be a sneak peek
Of what Rob like 20 to 25 tickets you can buy in terms of kind of just a a one oneoff little bit mean we got that cleared per the New York fire department and the police department for an emergency like situation under emergency like conditions to release more tickets
To the good people of the greater New York area Bella how did the skunks like it when you go two in the pink with the Franklin on oh my God these things have unbelievable grip and I think they have they’re a little bit ribed in terms of
They kind of have a little texture to them it’s like an alligator skin so I think people really like it when you go two up the hoop one up the shoot right so yeah it’s been going pretty well I mean I’ve got to wash them you know I’ve
Taken them to the dry cleaner a couple times just to get them dusted off I’ve even taken to the car dealership just in terms of getting them disinfected but yeah all is well and I’m looking at adding probably another set of prank guns they got three right now but you
Can never have enough set of mitts folks if you’re listening out there grab yourself a set of Franklin mitts no free ads to Franklin I just love the product so much so we’re giving them a free ad but yeah these uh these work out well uh
Yeah once you watch a game at the mullet nothing else Compares buddy it’s actually true I get why everyone’s like oh it sucks it’s an NHL team all fair I mean it’s 4600 people all those guys played in better ranks as Junior in college but from a fan perspective I
Kind of never want them to leave the mullet you are right on top of the rink you are right on these guys I mean you are breathing down their necks it’s almost like you’re sharing a twin bed with these guys switch I think it’s great for The Fan Experience it’s like
Watching your two best buddies in the backyard duke it out on a water bed I mean it’s just it’s crazy what the energy in that building is there’s only like 10 rows of seats in terms of actual stands and seating and then you have the standing room only and it’s just a tight
Little area and it’s like you’re in a little mouse trap and two teams in the National Hockey League some of the best stars in all of hocke are there you have David P there the other night Brad marshan it’s hilarious that you can really make out the words what they’re
Saying on the ice and they’re just brawling it out out there so yeah it’s like a backyard street fight in terms of what the real atmosphere brings and like you said I I mean I hope they get a new rank but from a pure fan so sick standpoint it’s like watching your
Favorite band in a little concert Ben yeah it’s like watching it’s like going on xhamster.com with the VR headset on really just unbelievable uh okay thoughts on Z buddy can be nasty but like a cancer in Anna I don’t see him sticking around forever swish I’ll hand
This one off to you for the expert analysis you can’t find anywhere else on hockey night scon yeah so Trevor zeris right he gets off to a tough start this year he gets in the the contract negotiation he doesn’t ultimately get the term or the deal he wants you know
He’s pissed off about that so he goes in late to Camp he ultimately signs right before the season he doesn’t get the training camp then he goes in late and he goes into a coach well now this coach in Anaheim who’s a very old school coach
In Greg pronin is trying to turn the ship around he’s trying to really instill a winning culture a hard demanding culture and does that really fit Zeus’s mold and kind of makeup of what he is I would say no so I think right away again signing late not
Getting into Camp then getting thrown right into the shuffle with a new coach who’s trying to prove his point probably trying to teach him too much defensively has them thinking and it’s just not a recipe for success I think a guy like Zer Rob yes he has to be on a leash but
You got to let the kid go and play again do I need a Michigan every game no do I need that play like um you know an N1 mixtape tour and I’m out there with skip to myu hot sauce and you know white chocolate or I don’t know I I don’t know
If that’s the the ultimate way to play like the professor with the the handles out there but I think there’s a little bit of a happy medium they could reach and hopefully the kid can figure it out because he’s been hurt a little bit it’s
Been a tough way of the road for zis he loses his best friend and Jamie Dale his roommate there now so tough times for zis but hey when you’re making over five bananas you’re living in Newport Beach life could be worse worse my friend yeah I mean there’s a fit for everybody right
I mean I think the the [ __ ] talking around zis I think a lot of it is kind of unwarranted from a Fan’s perspective I don’t know what goes on in the locker rooms because I’m just a [ __ ] douchebag on the couch but I think a lot
Of fans are like oh he’s soft he’s this he’s that like whatever it is there’s a fit I mean the guy’s skilled enough to be to be in the league and uh hopefully he finds the right fit somewhere given us the 10-minute warning but I agree Rob
That was a great analysis in terms of why you ragging on the kid I honestly think you know at the end of the day when push comes to shove he’s a different personality and hockey needs that hockey needs guys that are a little bit different willing to talk willing to
Put the mic on and go out there and just say whatever the hell is on his mind that’s kind of honestly like us sitting on the couch anyways he’s doing it from the National Hockey League level yeah definitely holding it down for us sober folk thank you for joining we appreciate
Everybody hold it down for the sober folk it is a dry January Rob well more like a damp January I don’t think you can really put away the piss now who am I to say if you have a problem or you need help let me know go low and slow
With it but again maybe dry January I just think like come on why are we quit for a month I can’t quit for a day I serious drinking problem it’s really affecting my relationships with my friends and my family but that’s besides the point that is neither here nor there
Right now I work for the coyotes here appreciate you guys coming out y’all are hilarious keep it up boys we appreciate that always support the coyotes thank you fell we appreciate you I want to see this Rob you’re in Arizona why are you running a toque my friend go to the
Weather app look at Scottdale and look at the temperatures out here when I woke up it was 31 degrees this morning Fahrenheit at AJ’s they had uh the handicap section blocked off because it was a bunch of black ice and um they didn’t want the old people getting out
Of their car breaking their hip so it is actually cold in the desert uh go to geography class Auto gav and you will learn that it’s pretty cold in the winter here uh thanks sturdy Max yeah that actually did happen though hope we’re doing well fellas always nice to turn
The hockey night Scot out thank you turn thank you for tuning in baby when are you making your way to Jersey for a game dude I would love to go get my rim just stuffed at in section 34 at the presedential center was insane doesn’t that isn’t that just sound incredible it
Was like she was eating the thing of nachos dipped her hands in that nacho cheese and just went funky butt love on up her boyfriend’s hoop oh she for sure did suck it’s not like she put hand sanitizer in that thing she’s definitely just probably going right under her nose and just
Giving herself a nice little poo mustache my God that is disgusting yeah I mean just seeing that picture I couldn’t get over it dude it was like days went by I couldn’t sleep I couldn’t eat my mom was calling me I wasn’t answering she was texting me she was
Like Rob why won’t you answer the phone and I was like nothing it’s all right and then she kept calling me I finally I finally answered my mom and I said Mom I saw a picture of a guy at the at the New Jersey Devil’s game getting his butthole
Fingered in the crowd during the anthem and I haven’t been right and uh she she my God that was a straight walking taco that disgusting she said that’s all right Rob call me when everything’s good take your time so uh getting back to the chat here I honestly had no idea would get
Like that in Arizona minus two in Noak right now holy nipping peaches nipping is Right shout out to the good people of North Dakota and shout out to Grand Forks North Dakota I had my bun for One Bun lounging Casino harpon yesterday the old hoodie over at the iconic mullet
Arena so right now trying to get Jordan Bennington on folks sending him the live stream link and he will be on soon folks again this is the first intermission break live from the couch here in North Scottdale Arizona bringing you a Central Division matchup tonight featuring the
Home team the Dallas Stars and the Minnesota Wild right now one zero courtesy of Joe pavelski again there was a goal called off due to an offside play I think it was offside I know it was offside but but you hate to see when the boys take away some goals from the
Fellas because again hey we’re in the entertainment business come on that was floor cheese that was a muffin youd love to see that going on a goalie these guys are hard enough to score on I mean we’re going to talk to a goalie here a guy I
Used to love open up his five especially in a game a three Puck at the end of practice so we’ll get to that with bner again folks if you haven’t voted for JB go vote for JB on nhl.com let’s get this guy in the All-Star Game let’s get him
Where he belongs it is his hometown Toronto he is an All-Star come on let’s get him there baby a cup champ come on baby yeah everybody go to Twitter and type in or go to nhl.com vote and pick Jordan Bennington he’s a friend of the show and I’m tired of [ __ ] people
Having a misconceived predetermined [ __ ] notion of this guy oh he’s a baby he’s this and that you don’t know the guy you’re an [ __ ] I think most of you would like him yeah would love anyway if you go to our Hockey Night Scot tweet uh this is a good question I
Somehow missed it but we’ll get to that in a second yep tag NHL Allstar vote right Jordan Bennington or tag his Twitter to vote we’re H Scot is gonna get him in sorry Rob we cut you off there uh B nasty is his Twitter handle so everything that Bobby G just said
Again my apologies for cutting you off but it’s t Jordan Bennington that is his Twitter handle is bin nasty so again if you haven’t figure out how to vote go to nhl.com you can vote that way votes are worth double today so please get those in before
11:59 p.m whether you’re on the East Coast whether wherever you’re at Hawaii tapped in from wherever Finland those things might have expired already but if you’re on this side of the Western Hemisphere please get those votes in for our boy folks he is a little misunderstood Eric Church Mis
Misunderstood if you knew him he’s a great guy he is a character of the game and he wants to provide entertainment for for you the people so let’s get on B’s back and ride him off into the sunset baby next two cities you want to see with NHL team what ones you think
Actually get them you know what I would sneak you I don’t first of all I’m conflicted I don’t think there should be like 34 [ __ ] teams I think that’s like too many teams actually I don’t know anyway I really want to see Salt Lake City get a team I I don’t know why
I just think the fans would love it up there because there’s nothing really to do I mean you gotta bang your bird with a sheet in between you like what else you going to do you can’t yeah and if you’re not married you have to do the
Soak which you know what the soak is you literally put your Ren sh and you just sit so you can’t pump now Folks at home a confirmed kill to me is 10 pumps so if you did nine is that still a soak I don’t know a Vier discretion advis and
You’d have to probably ask you know the the Mormon community and people like Steve Young and Brigham Young University but that would be a great spot I do like Atlanta for whatever reason oh hotlanta because I want to get to hotlanta baby I want to have a live show at Magic City
Oh I want a big black I mean I want to see good hockey there I want some wings Rob and I want some thighs in my face baby I think just going to Atlanta I think that would be great I think hockey could work there now it would have to be
On the right side of town in terms of maybe not downtown where they tried before maybe it’s a a nice suburban area where we can really have an arena in a Gaming Community I don’t know what that looks like but I think if you did it
Right in Atlanta you can bring a team there and it’s a great sport City and I think hockey is big enough in the South now where let’s try it baby let’s go for round three why not yeah I think I think Atlanta I don’t know why that Atlanta
Didn’t work to begin with and I know what a lot of people are gonna say It’s like because Atlanta it’s not the right Market but I disagree I think you just have to try a little bit harder now they did when they tried to make the all black team with Ben uh sorry
Bufflin uh Kane who else they had a team Johnny O Johnny Oya how are you Johnny Oya thinks so I think I think it takes more than that like I think you actually have to give it a real son of a [ __ ] of an effort but yeah that would be cool
Imagine going to Atlanta for a game holy [ __ ] I I I just I think that it’s such a cultural City I think it’s a great Sport City I think I think hockey there would be just awesome if you could like I said you have to calculate it and do it right
Put the arena somewhere that has a cool setup but I would love to see Atlanta do it right and bring hockey there because growing the game is what this sport is all us yeah I just put up a question but the guy’s profile picture has titties in
It and YouTube will not let that go uh okay I logged off for a sec we are rocking with silicon oh speaking of titties another we’re just a couple guys talking about titties God damn it do I love silicon just a little too much anyways folks right now we are gonna go
To the second period Bobby Gucci Jay Swiss we will be bringing on Jordan Bennington 2019 Stanley Cup champion an aspiring Allstar for this year’s game in Toronto his home Hometown right now Bobby live from the couch in North Scotsdale bringing you the live action from the American Airlines Center
Featuring the Dallas Stars and the Minnesota Wild right now Bob one zero in favor of Dallas that shot by Joe Peli I can’t get over it honestly gave me a little tiger wood in the pants if you know what I mean yeah you know my definitely my butt cheats were barking I
Mean that’s a hell of a sniper just talking about the guy and you know what it doesn’t matter how old you are there’s only a certain time in life when it matters how old you are when it pertains to females especially um for me
I mean I guess you can’t be a Kevin spy either swish right but um if you’re that old and you’re putting Pucks in the net it doesn’t [ __ ] matter dut’s guitar could you imagine how proud of his guitar his guitar would have been so proud of him imagine he didn’t have his
Guitar on because it looked like it kind of got last suit in his little chicken wing there where he was trying to go low blocker but back to the Joe Peli Point there’s nothing wrong with having a little Just For Men Touch a gray in your
Hair and still getting it done I mean what a goddamn athlete the kid from clover Wisconsin and folks we’re getting a good look at the Minnesota Wild right now they are a team that honestly reminds me of a just a ground and pound NFL team they were going to run the ball
They’re gonna hand the ball off 45 times and try to make the same play and maybe they’ll have 200 yards rushing and they’ll win the game 2-1 or maybe they got to learn to maybe [ __ ] pass and air it out a little bit because Minnesota over the years whether
Whatever coach or system they’ve had and I’m not trying to ltis off naggie on this team but they’ve just been the same kind of makeup of a team well they keep [ __ ] going to the playoffs and bouncing in the first round but nobody cares because they’re not Toronto
That’s all they’re doing listen I feel bad for Minnesota fans because Minnesota chicks are hot and they’re and they’re nice too I’m used to girls that are hot but they’re huge [ __ ] so for me I feel bad for the state of Minnesota because it’s almost like there’s no urgency to
Get them over the hump switch like when do you ever hear urgency about the wild yeah you don’t I mean you don’t somebody called 911 shorty fire burning on the dance floor like I I don’t know Minnesota in general is just a little sleepy it’s a little cold I do love the
People of Minnesota look I’m a Wisconsin guy so I always have a little bit of a Lenny bias in terms of what state I like better I went to North Dakota I wasn’t the biggest goer guy but I do like the state of Minnesota I lived there for
Five years Rob and if they could have a team in terms of you know a really exciting product like a guy like caprisa he puts asses in The Stance he puts cheeks on the glass but we need more of that we need more guys like that are
Exciting a guy not playing tonight Ryan Hartman I love the way he plays shout out to the Chicago Mission he’s always played with that c element and can again bring that entertainment value up but we need more of that you we need more criminals in the game we need more
Criminals and we need more guys like Capri off who can massage the pill like they’re working at massage eny right a Swedish massage a Russian Spa something like that because these guys I don’t know they’re just missing a little bit of steam [ __ ] sign Daniel sprong now here’s a guy that’ll coldcock somebody
In the face in the offseason the Minnesota Wild need that oh [ __ ] I didn’t even see him down there all right actually I’ll let you kick this so all righty folks we are now pleased to be joined by 2019 Stanley Cup champion and current goal tender of the St Louis
Blues a fell aspiring to make the All-Star Game folks he’s earned it with this play the St Louis Blues this year kicking at a little bit over a 900 save percentage 13 or 14 wins on the year Mr Jordan biddington fella how we doing Welcome To Hockey Night in Scottdale the
People are obviously pleased and honored to have you here what’s going on boys heat Daddy hey what’s up man nice to meet you through the internet thanks for joining the show this is awesome uh yeah nice to meet you through a [ __ ] screen yeah where you
Uh where you tapping in from right now are you live from St Louis at your house or where we at right now baby yeah I’m uh I’m tapping in here um in the basement in St Louis uh I got the double screen so I got a little hockey back
Here little hockey over here so we can uh you know we got hockey around but I’m in St Louis we got a game tomorrow night versus the Rangers um nice so yeah man just uh just had a nice little dinner the wife made a nice little dinner and
Uh now just kind of resting prepping and and doing that thing uh for the rest of the night I love it and are you uh are you kicking tomorrow are you in the pipes because I believe you guys were on a road trip where you were you last
Night Philadelphia maybe and then you got back home and uh are you going in the pipes tomorrow do you know yet or what’s going on a good team in the Rangers coming into town brother yeah almost we were at home last game against um Florida but uh we yeah I’ll be in
I’ll be in tomorrow night um we have a bit of a stretch here with a lot of good teams and it’s a good good test for us you know obviously we had the coaching change and um we’ve kind of been building our game from there and um just
A good stretch of games good competitive hockey um you know you want to be in tight games like this and find ways to win I think it really builds character and morale so um every every night’s a good night when you’re playing in the
Show so it’s uh it’s going to be fun you know 100% And like JB I I just wanted to ask you and give us a little Intel in terms of the fans listening and people tuning in since the coaching change I know it was you know it is what it is
Chief brought you guys the sanley cup you had a great run with Chief but how’s it been with bny at the hel it seems like the boys I mean you always have that response initially after a coaching change it’s a little bit of a wakeup
Call Maybe kick in the ass but it seems like you guys have have really bought into his systems you’re playing well how’s that been and how are the boys feeling right now because a guy like Bobby Thomas seems to be at another level right now for you guys yeah I I
Think first things first just you know it was it was uh it was tough to you know see Chief go just after all the history um we’ve all had together and him and St Louis so uh that was tough um but like you said like it’s it’s a
Business right and and we all gota be playing for for our jobs and for the city for the organization and we got to find a way to kind of rally together and um guys like Robbie Thomas and you know some some of our Decor has has been
Really strong too uh actually um which uh is good to see but yeah like you said I think we’re really kind of we’re playing together playing hard and we’re we’re being patient with uh our our offense coming you know I think it’s starting in the dzone uh defense leads
To good offense I like that as a goalie but uh I think the rest will come and it’s good it’s been it’s been uh good sorting through it you know B I’m gonna switch uh switch gears here for a second what was it like playing with Jay Swiss
I mean I met the guy listen we’re kind of the same age basically but unfortunately for me I was playing an absolutely brutal level of hockey my entire life so we never quite crossed paths until after our respective careers even though I didn’t really have one but
What was it like being in the locker room with a guy like swits like obviously a glue guy obviously a guy you want to be around not to be a nut chugger right now but I I want to know like what’s it like being in the room
With the guy to my left uh I would say it was everywhere it was it kept it light you know um just the from the stuff he’d write you know when you have you tape your stick and you write stuff on the knob of your stick uh it would
Just be something different every night um you know he would uh which would be funny and then the other thing he would do is he would have like a water bottle and you’d take the label off and you would tape it up and he’d write something on there like I mean sniper I
Always had the sniper juice when I thought was cold you know what I mean i’ had the sniper I’d have the sniper juice out be like only professional use only that’s a straight 87 unlet it pure gasoline in here yeah yeah so and you leave it on other gu stalls too
Sometimes I feel like but uh and there was some other other juices floating around that were pretty funny but uh it was good man I I uh that last year together I think we ended up um I was playing only mostly Sundays and um you know
Switch would rally hard for the end of a end of a week he’d he’d play hard D for me and um we’d have fun out there so and then we actually room together too which was which was a lot of fun um for part
Of the year but uh so all in all yeah glue guy B you gota you gotta tell the folks the time that you weren’t supposed to start for the wolves and you got a text like late it was maybe like an hour before the game and we probably lived at
The time at won Arlington so Arlington Heights to Rosemont where we’re playing by the airport right next to O’Hare was probably like a 25 minute ride and you tweeted out like as you were getting to the rink like it’s okay folks JB on the way or something like that remember when
You tweeted that out and like the Wolves retweeted it it’s like it was like 25 minutes before the game no man that that was uh so I was supposed to get sent down because that was after my suspension and then the Rodman trip and
Then I IOD Tri to Vegas so I I was healthy scratch I was Scrat I was healthy scratched there for uh I think eight or nine games and then it got to the point where I was like I I’m not even dressing you know uh from being the starter to not even dressing
And I I was resisting resisting and then finally the goalie coach in uh St Louis was like Hey like you should just go down to the cheddar for for a weekend get some games in and finally I was like all right I’ll go I think it was a Thursday or Friday night
I have never felt like this in my life I’ve never been more sick like I couldn’t even couldn’t even get out of my room you know what I’m saying so I I call him I’m like hey I I’m not messing around here I can’t make my flight like I’m not going
Down that next day uh we have a home game so I’m sitting on the couch watching the the Wolves play um and I see the goalie get hurt in the first period so who so whoo got hurt and I’m like buy the by the phone you
Know seeing what’s up get a text hey uh how you doing can you come to the game I’m like yeah sure so then uh mid game I drive drive in there I had I had my gear in my Jeep Wrangler because I was supposed to get sent down so I pull in
The parking lot um carry the gear down in there and then just suit up and and yeah on the way I did tweet uh JB is on his way don’t worry JB’s on the way I’m looking at this tweet after the game I’m like did this guy just tweet mid game as
He was coming up the r like that was all time that was so funny it’s funny because people they they like crave that like that kind of [ __ ] and uh it’s also it kind of brings me to something I wanted to ask like do you typically it’s
Kind of a dumb question but do you did you ever give a [ __ ] when you get backlash online I know a lot like some of the best guys I know in person are like the greatest guys they get the worst backlash like obviously we’ve just
Met but other guys I know um they they just there’s a false narrative about them just because of Personality they show like did you ever really give a [ __ ] or you just kind of let it roll off your back um I’ve always had a kind of
An idea or a yeah I would call it an idea of how I want to be um you know the Persona and that it goes through erors kind of and um you know obviously last year was a little bit of a uh I don’t know what to call it but a
Little more feisty of era right and then you you take a lot of heat for that but I’ve starting when I first got called up and then once playoffs hit I turned my phone on uh basically do not disturb with all those apps right like Twitter Instagram called it LeBron mode because
That was when he was doing that for playoffs and ever since then man even like on a daily basis I’ll have my app my apps tucked away and uh no notifications so I only see what I I kind of want to see and if I if I see
Something that’s not making me feel you know I don’t want to read it I’ll just kind of move on from it so overall I would say I’ve found a way to to handle it uh in my own way and um yeah because people come at you man it’s and like
Some stuff’s kind of funny you know and there was there were times where like I would write a message back uh but not send it you know and it I like if I sent this it’d be pretty funny but I’m just going to throw this
One back you know yeah I mean I feel like if I did that I would probably be uh employable but unfortunately actually I don’t really give a [ __ ] I’m probably as unemployable as they get so I could used that in the past but uh but yeah I
Feel like I feel like sometimes people online you know obviously it’s a Cess poool already but they forget you know just because you’re playing in the league just because you’re making x amount of dollars You’re Still Human at the end of the day but um it really
Doesn’t [ __ ] matter as long as people uh you know not to make this some philosophical Journey here but um yeah as long as people are not spitting in your face who the [ __ ] cares what they say online but anyway back to you yeah I mean I feel like in regular news all
That stuff and two weeks no one cares anyways you know so you try to make it through those two weeks and then you’re good it always blows over to and like I always tell you JB all press is good press baby you know your name’s out
There it’s swiland in the wind and deep down you know you’re a good guy and people around you know what you’re all about so but you always do a good job of that JB in terms of just putting your phone away and kind of locking in I mean
We’ll always be messaging after a game or maybe it’s on an off night and it’s 9 or 10 o’clock Central Standard you’re like okay swish I’m going to bed I’m like all right good job have a good night you know what I mean so you’re always been dialed in like that I know
You’re a [ __ ] net minder so you’re you kind of you do your own things you got to lock in but you’ve always been a professional that way that what kind of makes you so special or it is what makes you so special so JB just talk a little
Bit about you know this allstar game push you’re making I mean obviously it’s not the end of the world if you don’t make it there but you’re a guy that’s competitive you’ve had a great great season to date so we were just pumping your tires the last 24 to 48 hours in
Terms of go vote for JB it’s in his hometown I know how much the city of Toronto means to you being with family there so if there’s one last ditch effort to get you there and get you on the big lights the big screen because
You are that type of guy you’re a you’re a red carpet dude right you’re you put the jumpsuit on you can rock the red carpet the bright light so just talk a little bit about that I know it’s not the end of the world for you but just
Give the folks a little bit of you know it’s it’s a little bit of a pride thing and nice little feather in your cap yeah absolutely this is one that uh you know I personally would like to be at especially being in Toronto and just family and friends close by um grew up
You know watching that rink Etc going to that rink and um yeah it would mean a lot I think it’s a it’s a great honor to be an All-Star uh in the NHL and um you know it’s came this one’s come down to Fan voting uh obviously if the numbers
Were you know high enough I I’d maybe be selected already but uh Bob Thomas you know he’s been lighting it up and um I’m happy for him his first game so uh it’d be fun man it’d be a lot of fun not going to lie um just you know more
Bringing people together and entertaining and um little competitive juice flowing there and then you know stepping through King Street a couple times you know it’ be uh former King Street West legend here yeah the old stomping grounds it would be special man and um and yeah like you said it’s not
The end of the world but I just figured you know Shooters shoot and I threw that tweet out there this morning or yesterday and um I appreciate you guys giving me the support there just to back it up it’s tough when you’re in a smaller kind of market right like 100%
When you’re in a Canadian city or a bigger Market they just have more people so um that kind of helps fan voting right more in tune with things but one last little thing I wanted to mention JB was so Rob over here the heat Daddy has gotten to know Garrett Sparks over the
Years AKA Bucky Chads and for the people listening obviously he was a goalie for the Toronto Maple Le for a little bit and he had rented this place in Toronto for probably five six seven years while he was playing there and he would live there during the season and JB would
Rent it out from him during the offseason months and do you remember the year you won the Stanley Cup I mean how could you forget this but do you remember the Legendary game of one-on-one soccer that me and Bucky cheddar had the day after your cup party
I mean I was stung like a bee and you’re sitting there like Swit can we go you know have some breakfast like it’s like 11 o’clock I’m like hold on I got to play Bucky Chads Garrett Sparks here in a one-on-one game with mini stick Nets
And we were using a beach ball do you remember that like the score was one zero after like four hours and you’re sitting there like boys wrap this [ __ ] up and me and Bucky would not bulge we wouldn’t give an inch no and there were there was also uh two girls that were
Each you guys’s and uh I’m just sitting with them like guys we got to get going and not kidding you it was at least 30 minutes like no it was longer than that it was for sure he oh yeah he it was a little mini stick net and they were
Trying to score whoever scores a beach ball in first and it just kept going and no one broke character and so I was just like we got to see who wins here you know we see who wins we were literally playing in a shoe box too like it’s not
Like one guy would get out of the net far we just go down to the net and just Hammer a beach ball up a guy’s knee and then it would bounce to the other guy repeat I I think it it ended in a bank shot I can’t remember who got it though
Yeah it was insane I can’t imagine Bucky ched just running around kicking a beach ball with those locks in the air just like full like 1985 like man you you should have seen this guy’s condo like it was pretty legendary um but yeah yeah he was he’s
Literally a character and he still is I mean he’s still JB sending me game film so they played one night in wils Bear and he was he was backing up that night and I believe after the game he suited up and went over to the practice rink
And played men’s league and he showed me a video somehow he had someone filming of him going Coast to Coast tow drag around a defenseman getting tight on the cage on the 4×6 and then went backhand toe bunker like upstairs on the goalie he’s like Swiss you got to check out
This game film brother instam I was like no way Bucky after a game I remember in uh in Toronto there was like a he lived in the Heart of the City and there was a an inline roller skating park like probably it was probably like a 25
Minute walk like it was kind of far and uh Sparks he’s playing for the Leafs in Toronto and he would throw the rollerblades on with a stick and the roller hockey puck and he’d rollerblade all the way to the rink play and then roller blade back yeah what was what was
That Park was it like Trinity Bellows you would play at or something that’s Trinity bellowood it was just a it wasn’t it this one was like a like a Park SL inline park because he used to go suit up in the odr too he’d put like
Shades on and he’ go play like five on five on the outdoor rink at Trinity Bellow or whatever that Bellwoods that was so funny man what a what a legend of the game and oh God what an alltime Beauty but speaking of character I just
Wanted to ask one thing so like one of the first things one of the first like uh kind of I guess you could say look into your personality I ever saw was the obvious the art do I look nervous clip um when you kind of like had personality
On display with that stuff was there any resistance and um to just being yourself when you did that because not that was like not about a whole guys I think more so now guys are willing to like obviously Jack Hughes is like that he kind of just says whatever he wants was
There any resistance when you would um just kind of be yourself like that and not too buttoned up or what was that like um like I said earlier like I knew I wanted to bring some kind of um presence to uh of myself to the team to
The game and I felt like it was good for the team to show that confidence and um you know that like like you’re saying and I also uh there was so much fire in me at that point man and I I was just on the lookout for for anything and um like
I knew that line specifically do I look nervous I I knew in my head I was going to say something because I was there was a little bit leading up to it like where I was getting some bites some bites and then that was kind of the the finale and
Then I I did um you know someone on our imedia team here right after that one was like Hey like all right you know yeah don’t don’t push too far and I was like buddy I’m already ahead of you like that’s all I needed to do now let’s go
And now we’re on to the next thing right but um I don’t know I I always felt I also felt like I want to challenge the reporters or the journalists and and have them ask you know sometimes if they don’t ask me a question that I would
Consider not a good a good question or lead somewhere I’ll ask them I’ll have them repeat it and be like what do you want what do you mean by that or you know I’ll challenge them a little bit because then in the end of the day that
Makes everyone better in my mind but um and it creates a little more a little more back and forth a little more dialogue so yeah um yeah yeah I I feel like a good reporter too like if I was a reporter I would respect the hell that
I’d be like [ __ ] like you know what I got to step up my [ __ ] too so yeah that’s that’s a good Rob one of the uh one of the funniest things or actually one of the not even funny one of the most legendary things
JB I have ever seen him do was we were on our Euro trip it was at the end of the Chicago Wolves season it was 2017 we did this twoe swing where we flew to Barcelona we did a Visa we did Rome we did a couple cities in Italy we did uh
We ended up doing Amsterdam but while we were in Rome we went to the Coliseum we were acting like complete [ __ ] doing the tours and Vatican City but JB he brought a backpack into the Vatican and at the Coliseum while we were there at the Coliseum he
Pulls out this card and it was signed it was a Jordan Bennington rookie card he already had it signed and at the time at the Coliseum you couldn’t go into the Coliseum because they were doing a bunch of construction like on the battlefield part of it and JB just looks at me he
Goes grab your phone I go okay he goes get a video of this he has a signed card rookie card he throws it out right into the middle of the Coliseum he goes this will be worse someday when someone finds it two years later he want a mug so just
A pretty cool story like Nails this guy actually is that’s unbelievable yeah so it’s just it was pretty I was looking at him at the time like yeah whatever been run a Bend right now shut the hell up and sure good man a man of his word so a
Guy that’s just always been a big time player especially when you have to put your sack on the line and that’s what I respect most about JB so bner we will uh we will let you go over here just the last little bit folks again go vote for
Jordan Bennington online for the NHL allstar game today the votes are worth double that is till 11:5 9M standard so whatever depending what time zone you were on get your votes in you can do the hashtags on Twitter tag Jordan bton with a hashtag and at bis B nasty so JB we
Appreciate you as always for stopping by Hockey Night Scottsdale brother it’s always good to chop it up with you I love you over here and the heat Daddy I think you got a uh one of your new favorite goalies brother yeah definitely and just to reiterate on that [ __ ] uh
I’m gonna we’ll retweet how to vote and if you guys don’t vot this is going to be the last Hockey Night Scottdale ever we’re actually going to retire the show if we don’t see enough votes so the chat this is really up to you my Futures in
Your hands swissed future um we’re going to retire this show permanently if you guys don’t go vote and that yeah that is a threat but anyway uh Jordan thanks for coming on it’s been awesome I’m kind of bad at this interview [ __ ] but uh this
Was great no you guys were you guys were flowing man and uh that was fun it kind of went I don’t know how long I’ve been on here but it’s it was that was fun um appreciate you guys heat daddy uh look forward to an inperson encounter uh Swit
Keep it real and then to all those who you know who are voting um I appreciate the love and you know if it doesn’t work out it’s business as usual so we would uh we would love to see you up there bner for the live show uh just in terms
Of you being on the ice for whatever it is the All-Star Game skills competition both and me and the heat dad will be boots on the ground up there in your home City so we’re hopefully going to see you up there and if not brother as
Always J swish low and slow I would say so bter we’ll watch you tomorrow brother thank you for coming on you’re a Legend baby night guys all right later thanks bro folks that was Jordan Bennington of the St Louis Blues I saw some questions in the chat I think next time maybe if
There’s a good fan question throw it up there just to spice it up a little bit no that was good that was great I appreciate the honest Insight um you know it sucks me when guys like they’re just like yeah you know I got to get
Pucks deep and go high and off the glass like it’s good to hear the behind the scenes [ __ ] well it’s refreshing and the guy that spent a lot of time figuring out what type of person he was Rob and what type of goalie I mean you’re
Talking to a guy that he even said on the chat like he was basically told or forced to go down the East Coast Hockey League I remember when Martin Broder when we were roommates Marty Brer was the assistant GM of the time the St Louis Blues called B and said hey we’re
Gonna send you down to Kansas City in in Missouri he goes uh no I’m not going like how you just said that and it was about a two we Feud and and during that time where he tweeted you know JB’s on the way to the game he was a Third
String Goalie they were scratching and they were completely icing him out of the organization he wasn’t on the bench for even games he was basically practicing on his own he was kind of just like a piece of the organization but a pawn and you know just basically a
Castaway and honestly the next year he fought through that year somehow battles his way to a decent season the next year Rob he goes to camp they send him to Providence so the Providence Bruins they like hey we don’t have any spots for you at the American Hockey League level you
Have to go play for a different organization and that’s where B really found himself and he found his game and really persevered to what he is now and at the end of the day he had to play another half a year in the miners in San
Antonio and then finally got the call up and won the team the mug so it’s just a really cool story and just a testament of his character of how Nails the guy is like he’s seen some [ __ ] right like the guy he’s Nails man I mean look man to me
It sounds like betting on yourself is the way to go right and that’s like speaking of uh they said you’re going to the cheese toast he’s like no I’m not going that’s like any girl that’s ever said you got to beat my parents I go no
I’m not I’m not going not yet so I respect I’m going to bet on myself right see if there’s any birds out there right because you’re one of five in the bullpen right now you know how many Honeys I got in this you know I got a
Lot on a team what plan right now and let’s not get it twisted I am a soft four but who’s not to say I’m going after a to so I’m not saying that I’m a Leonardo DiCaprio here but I I think the message here switch and I kind of like
That we’re getting a little bit into the philosophical territory of Pocky Scott so the the moral of the story is don’t be afraid to bet on your goddamn self no and that’s what he did and and I think to get to where he wanted to go and
Ultimately where he is you got to tap into that side of things you got to be a deep thinker you got to be able to pull whatever you think is inside you and lay all the chips on the line and like we always say over here go [ __ ] Johnny
Chan go all in baby push those chips right in put your sack on the table and say hey baby I’m betting on myself and we’ll see the thing rise but right now folks another goal from the Dallas star it is now 3-0 we missed out I think it
Was a rope hint score maybe mush marchment was uh teamed up on the play but I I didn’t see this thing looked like a chance at one end and ultimately led to a goal oh fa goes bar Mexico but it stays out of the cage and somehow as
A lot of the time it happens the puck goes the other way 200 feet and the other team ends up scoring a goal so again folks thanks to the legend Jordan Bennington I know he might be misunderstood people might not know who the character is but the person I can
Tell you right now I’m not saying I’m a great person but he’s a good dude he’s does a lot for people especially in the St Louis area and just kids in general so awesome teammate good chin throws both ways I hope one day though I always
Tell him like fella you actually got to tilt though like you gota you gotta square up out there hav you tried in the refs getting the last year yeah last year last year with flurry they got in the weight they will two willing combatants wanted to go at it and the
Refs got away so that was unfortunate but I think it will be coming because he is a fiery bastard that goes back to the American Hockey League like he’d be like in tussles with fans he’d be chucking them with players like blocker and guys so he’s always just been that Ron hexall
Like character and just a goalie you really want to go to war with so that’s enough on the suckoff session with bner folks back to the game right now 427 and remaining in the second frame right now the Dallas Stars leading the Minnesota Wild shots 199 420 and counting in the
Second frame again there’ll be a TV timeout right around the 3 minute marker so we’ll get to the chat again sorry folks FKS if we didn’t get the questions into Bennington I think next time we’ll get a couple teed up in terms of our guests but once you get in that flow
State and you want to ask your own questions selfishly you know rob it kind of gets a little hard yeah definitely I mean that’s just part of the show and uh I know there’s 185 people in here people are floating in and out uh but I just
Retweeted the directions on how to vote for JB if you guys listen I know you’re probably fans of other teams but we’re trying to get this guy in the goddamn All-Star Game we’re trying to shake the Earth core right now over here at Hockey Night Scottdale we’re just trying to
Help a guy out who helped us out it’s all about [ __ ] helping people out so I just retweeted the directions on how to vote we would love to see you guys vote please I might even pick I might even DM someone and give some [ __ ] tap-in shirts away I just got a brand
New batch of these [ __ ] things but uh yeah get get voting for JB again if you follow the heat Daddy 69420 I believe is your name Bob or you follow J Swiss Jore Swiss to for there are all the directions on how to vote for JB for the
All-Star Game let’s get this guy in I think it’ be a legendary push if we the people at Hockey Night Scottdale could get a guy like Bennington into the game folks he deserves to be there this team St Louis they were struggling early in the year but he was keeping them at Bay
A guy with an over 900 save percentage 13 or 14 wins on the year he’s been kicking very nicely so again they play the Rangers The Strangers at home tomorrow a very good team strangers Bennington AKA a JB will be in the net so let’s get this guy to the all-star
Game let’s get him boots on the ground in his beloved City of Toronto man that would be awesome to see JB kicking at the allstar game right over at schoal Bank Arena where we will be Rob in just a few weeks so folks again go vote for
JB baby let’s take a few questions yeah we’ll take a couple questions we’re kind of not paying attention to this shitty game I don’t even know what the score is but if you guys have any questions please retype them or I don’t know like that we kind of got carried away with
The interview but that’s Hockey Night Scott still you never know who’s going to stop in so any questions comments concerns are you mad about something is there something you want it could be anything in the world you can ask me my least favorite religion I’ll tell you um
I really won’t but anyway uh where did you play hockey on oh that is a good point by Garrett John Scott got in Via vote where did you play up uh where did you play on Long Island growing up well I played for a team called the Long
Island Ice cats also known as The Long Island Ice [ __ ] Kitt um it was a double a team and I kind of just bounced around man I played for Center Reach High School um I played wherever the [ __ ] they would accept me I played for uh the suffk um allar uh was called
Triple A suffk they’re summer select team nobody knows these teams um but actually the ice cats are below the goals where friend of the show Charlie makoy played oh Chucky M saw him played last night looked good one of my favorite defenseman in the whole entire National Hockey League favorite old
Timey president hey you never know what kind of question you’re gonna get I don’t know you know what I’m not really a big fan of politicians because they kind of just pump and dump stop stocks without telling me what stocks to pump and dump so I’m not the biggest
Politician fan to answer your question fairly I would say probably Teddy Roosevelt AKA Teddy fura I mean a guy that just willed the American people out of the Great Depression gave a lot of jobs out west I mean Teddy furet would be M was I around in time no godamn it I
Wasn’t but the books I’ve read which is about three or four books ever in my career one of them had to be a Teddy for the book and I actually you know what I respect the man so yeah there we go um have you announced the allstar not yet
No we are uh be in the area I actually got a message today Rob we will be tapping in from we have a couple things on the line details are still being hashed out but I don’t want to confirm it I’ll tell you off the air but uh we
Are looking to get a show in an emergency like show so we’ll see it’s uh I would say it’s about 7030 right now all in oh wow I’d love to hear that good news um how bad are the Buffalo Sabers suck we’re gonna get right back to that
We are 3:15 remaining and I like how we didn’t watch the second who cares no we didn’t watch the second of that period but we had been around so nine shots on gold yeah it’s not perfect right now for the Minnesota Wild who are rugging I
Don’t know what they did last night if they’re staying at the Ritz and maybe they hit the wet deck there I know there’s a noou sushi and a Moxy right by The Moxy there shout out to a girl named Shay she works the bar there folks again
If you’re in the Dallas area head over to Moxy say hi to Shay nothing like shouting out a waitress on the stream y Shout Out Shay so if you’re listening baby low and slow with it you make a hell of an Irish coffee anyways back to the game 305 remaining if you’re
Following along right now the Dallas Stars and duch shaine’s guitar are leading the Minnesota Wild right now in a well a little bit of a sleeper of a game a sleepy Joe affair on a Wednesday hump day in the Lone Star State as we get a quick look at the Patty the big
Big rig maroon three time mug winner still uses the jewelry curve I love guys that still use the pizza shovel honestly this just a hilarious curve you just open up your hands and everything’s just sauce it’s just sauce across the ice it’s sauce on a pizza it’s just
Unbelievable you know it’s funny you said uh Pat maroon right there because I was just thinking about Jack Edwards last night do you see where they put him at mullet he’s like right in the crowd he’s an absolute cartoon character by the way I walked by him and I was like I
Have my right [ __ ] I was like did I just do it for Patty know what I mean yeah I was going to go up to him yesterday and I swear to God I was walking around The Concourse about to do it yeah I was gonna so for those of you that don’t
Know in mullet the away away team Broast is like right in the crowd like they’re right above it I was going to walk up to him and put my middle finger in his face and take a picture like this because it would be hilarious like imagine I
Tweeted out a picture of my middle finger right Jack Edward face but then I remembered I’m doing a little bit of work for the coyotes we’re doing a little bit of work for the coyotes and I felt like they wouldn’t appreciate that they probably take away her media access
So I didn’t do it but I really wanted to yeah he looking at him is just hilarious he’s a lot smaller like wax figure than I thought I mean I was looking at him like this guy I don’t know if he looks like ill or what it is but Jackie
Edwards funny guy blocked I think he likes a nice bong rip so shout out to sativ a little bit of indicia maybe a spliff baby if you’re rolling one up and sparking one in so I can yeah I can neither confirm nor deny that I’m not
Sure but as we get a look here at Jacob Middleton and his duster my God that is a nice piece of lip luggage as I would say that’s a hell of a duster Middleton rocks and sports I think that thing might even have a little bug hair in
There my God that thing who knows what’s lived in that thing that is a hell of a duster from Middleton lip luggage as I like to call it he’s carrying a lot of it so folks I don’t know what the hell is going on right now because honestly
We haven’t watched a ton of this period Brock Faber might have sent that thing air mailed it right over the glass it doesn’t look like it touched anything from the Vantage points we’re seeing but the referee’s right now talking it over to see again if the Dallas Stars Will Go
On The Man Advantage here Rob yeah I think it looks it went out and you know what Minnesota I don’t know what the [ __ ] I know they I know they have a couple injuries nine shots on goal almost through the second period I mean I feel bad I’m gonna say it again dude
Let’s just wait for this call Steve long time official Steve kazari such a beauty Steve kazari what a name too Stevie Kazar and you hate to see Faber go off I mean obviously it’s just a harmless mistake yep yeah it’s it is what it is right you send it over the
The old plexiglass the you know you’ll you just go sit for two minutes and you feel shame because that’s a lonely feeling over there especially when you’re not looking at a pair of fun bags behind your own bench anyways folks back to the game right now we have a power
Play or the Dallas Stars in the dying minutes of the second frame 237 in counting here shots right now piss pumping it’s 239 in favor of the Dallas Stars folks that is a lot of sogs to not a whole lot Minnesota honestly from what I’ve watched not a lot going on on their
End they’re playing a very underwhelming Road game again that first period I think the only chance I really saw was Marcus Felino right in front of the cage he missed the bar by about six inches but it’s a game of in is and you know what in Any Given Sunday like effort you
Got to bring it every goddamn day no matter if it’s Sunday or Wednesday Robin right now the Minnesota Wild they don’t have much to show for yeah swis how do you feel about the uh you know obviously the rule was intended to stop guys from flicking the puck out of bounds but how
Do you feel about it now when a lot of the times it’s an accident it’s sort of like knocking up a weather girl in Mexico on vacation it’s just an accident these guys don’t mean it how do you feel about the rule in general yeah but then
Of the day you got her pregnant right whether you get that Johnny abort or you you stay with the mission but I’m not here to comment on that I just think as a as the game and as a player you got to know to take care of the puck and now
Favor he’s trying to use the window right he’s got the Windex out he’s got the 60 degree wedge out and he’s trying to play a a little bit of a bank pass off the window off the plexiglass and now you know as a player well I got to
Hit my spot otherwise it’s a two-minute penalty so again I think it’s an accident it’s a harmless play but at the same time it creates awareness for players and I honestly like the rule I think it it creates more power plays I think as a defenseman you gotta it’s not
A skill play right so if you’re going to use that window you got to know where to hit and where to miss your hit your mark because if you miss it well you’re going to put your team on a disadvantage so I just think in terms of the game I like
The rule I like power plays but I was always a power play guy maybe not at the National Hockey League level but if I could get a a little cheap one and I get out there and massage it at the top of the key hell yeah brother yeah because I
I feel like you can’t get rid of the rule because you just got to be responsible like you said day there’s nothing because you know there’s a lot of defenseman that are they come around the net and they’re looking for a bailout play because there’s an F1 coming right on their trapezoid they’re
Going to bury him into the fourth row and the only play they have is either a rim around the wall or it’s a shot off the window and out and if you want to use that route one or the other well if you air mail it well I think there
Should be a penalty because you were under duress and you were hurry to make a play right so I think it’s a good rule yeah I mean if you give the puck a good Hollywood rim job up the wall though I mean it could easily get blocked quick
Turnover quick transition so yeah I agree with you got to stop guys from going up like that face who oh we’re going to four on four here oh five on three what do we got Middleton he just hot and bothered dumped him like a [ __ ] prom yeah put him night
Girlfriend put him on his wallet my God left him outside the Mustang and said you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here Sayan how you doing that was a nice little CFB in terms of a cross check from behind and that’s a Karma that is karma that’s karma for knocking
A bottle out of my hand in a nightclub shout out Tyler SE not a friend of the show yeah and a nice little play like Middleton shoving him on his chin and no call obviously right because you’re in the dying minutes and your team’s down three cops you can get away with a
Little more but yeah I don’t know I just think Minnesota right now like come on boys give us a little bit of life I know you’re on the you’re back to five on five here but there’s not going to be a whole lot going on to finish this game
Or this period but let’s get something going maybe in the third period and we’ll probably be a little bit more dialed in in terms of a pulse and a kind of a you know something to gauge this game but right now uh you know we were
Just tied up with that interview with B yep uh keep the questions coming folks uh we’re 10 N8 I’m going to go clear some cap space in the bathroom in just a second as zuka R gets the puck to the Honda sign in the corner and uh
Minnesota will wrap up the period with nine shots on goal Dallas with 25 shots on goal we have a three nothing game switch uh like you said we’re going to get dialed back into the game play in the third period we’ll take your questions right now I’m gonna go empty
The inch worm I’ll be right back folks Bob Gucci heading to the pisser staying light staying tight folks if you’re piss and clear you’re hydrated and now always said before a game if I’m piss and clear the other team is [ __ ] because a hydrated swits no matter at the bar or
On the ice is a dangerous man so folks we’re going to get at your questions again start firing these questions we got 225 people live on here so please get at us in the chat ask us any where you tapping in from this is the second period intermission brought to you by
Butter Golf and heat daddy merch so folks where are we watching from tonight we’ll get at your questions I’m G to scroll up here on the chin and uh and see what we got here all righty swish I bought a butter golf shirt it [ __ ] thanks fella that is
Unbelievable we appreciate you over here at butter golf thank you fella keep rocking stay clean stay focused baby and above all stay sexy with that butter Smoothie King Baby Woo this question here from Tommy Colo double dece fella fella 931 swish here when are the 25 more NYC tickets
Dropping fella those tickets tomorrow will be dropping I would believe sometime around the 5:00 pm Mountain Standard hour now don’t quote me on that because we got to come up with a hard date and time but it sounded like the talks when we talked to the fire
Department today New York City p as well as well as the owner of the Canuck it sounded like those tickets would be online tomorrow and available sometime midday and then we have an official announcement and that’s G to be a rat race for you people to pick them out but
Again we’re trying to cram that many people as we can in there just cram that [ __ ] it’s like a shoe box in there it’s a smaller venue it’s about 150 people I think we had 125 RSVP in like 30 minutes so we asked the fire department we asked
A couple you know policemen boots on the ground there hey can we extend the audience we got a lot lot of people coming out to see the boys for Hockey Night in Scottdale and they oblig so we’re going to try to open that up tomorrow again those will be tweeted out
By myself and Bobby G on the heat daddy account so look for those folks keep your eyes Tim peeled as I would say this goes from jbone 2320 fella Swiss here how we doing I would let Swiss raw dog my sister with one stipulation that he wears his
Batting gloves while he does it well if you’re not going to wrap up your wrench you might as well wrap up your hands I like that in fella sure she’s of age if she’s of age and she is not a minor or maybe she’s a minor in consent will come
Get at me I can talk after the show I will put my Franklin’s on and if she’s above a three now I know you’re your brother but if she’s above a three hey maybe we got a date baby yeah maybe she just likes to listen to the band Fort
Minor that’s okay but as long as she’s not a minor okay Bobby what else we got all right we have uh Cory Perry to the all never mind uh any bet you’re running tonight oh oh that actually swish we have to make a prize pick set let’s get
Our PR so glad you brought that up yep let’s get our prize pick app out right now folks low and slow over here are we doing an NFL Beth you wanted to say that right yeah I think we’re going to go with NFL uh we’re going to have the
People Help us so I’m gonna share my screen right now and then we’re gonna have people help us pick a quick bet for this weekend just Spam out what you like uh and we will listen we’re g to make an NFL bet an entry sorry live on the show yeah
Let’s get at us here folks help us out with this NFL bet obviously it’s Wild Card Weekend we have games Saturday Sunday and one Monday I believe that’s at Tampa Bay game so what do we like in terms of bets I’m looking at the big board right now obviously I want to ride
With my Packers that is a game featured in Dallas I believe they are minus seven and a half that’s Dallas so Green Bay would be plus seven in a hook Rob I don’t know what you’re looking at I I kind of like that Steelers bet too they’re they’re getting a lot of points
But again let’s leave it up to the people this is the people’s broadcast Hockey Night Scottsdale live from the couch here in North Scottsdale in between periods mind you all right somebody said James Cook over rushing yards cookie fell uh I don’t even know where oh right here James Cook rushing
Yard let’s look that you could just search it too which I actually 63 and a hook that is Buffalo at Pittsburgh that is a Sunday mat 63 yards I mean so he’s got to good run for 64 because it’s 63 and a hook I mean I that is foreign
Territory to me honestly with cookie I don’t watch them a ton so we’d be relying on the people which I do not mind the last time we did that Jack Hughes under 18 minutes or whatever it was he played 22 let’s two yeah that was really tough let’s do Stroud he’s a stud
Okay C yeah let’s do CJ strad over pass yards and let’s do one more leg let’s just keep it simple TJ strout over yeah let’s do the goblin too that means it’s like super boosted all right so we’re doing James Cook more than 63 and a half
Rushing yards we’re doing CJ Str more than 275 with a go to a goblin 274 and a half yep y that’s it and then we’re gonna do one more if anyone has any Josh Allen anytime Rush kind of like Jordan Jordan love over two and a half passing
Touchdowns on the road I mean I don’t want to bet against my guy but that seems like it’s pretty steep now that’s a goblin pick but one and a half is the re line there for love I don’t know man the Alice is pretty lot dude that’s two
What do you think I’ll go with whatever you want because that’s your squad can we do over two for taking we can do pass TDS over one and a half yeah I like that let’s do that yeah so he’s got to throw for two okay and then the last one’s
Going to be somebody said uh Josh Allen touchdown shaky Allen but a rush touchdown so we’re gonna go Allen I didn’t even know you could do this you could actually see in the corner Joshy Allen so what do you rush I like that so where’s that uh type
In on the search bar oh right here Rush plus TD we’re going to go over okay or more sorry okay so I’m finalizing this pays up to five times holy [ __ ] I’m gonna do it on my phone right now three players selected CJ strad with a goblin bet over
274 and a half that is passing yards folks Jordan love over one and a half passing touchdowns and Josh Allen okay more than 0 five what is that bet I I typed that in wrong that is Josh Allen uh more than 0. five rush and receiving
Okay I got that right there so that pie up to seven and a half okay gotcha there do 50 that’s what I’m gonna do 50 I’m doing 50 bucks all in to win 375 I am placing this entry that is confirmed per Elliot fredman Frankie meatballs and Darren Drager all
At once but more importantly the people’s Insider over here at hockey night and Scott so Bobby we locking it in yep we’re locking that in live I’m not going to do it on my desktop I’m going to do it on my phone but yeah that’s officially locked in and uh I
Just wanted to answer a question no what you’re texting any Rockets there heat Dad when I’m on my phone on the stream I’m on completely silent for everything I’m either getting streams I’m uh sorry either tweeting links I’m re retweeting the link Y water price picks well I’m simply just re-upping um my
Twitter feed or refreshing my Twitter feed I’m really not talking to any girls and even if I was off the stream I wouldn’t talk to any chicks because chicks don’t talk to me where is the Afterparty for the postgame in New York City I don’t know
If Swiss touched on this but we’re going back to kuck we’re going to the Canuck 4:30 to 6:30 before the Rangers game we’re going to do a live show we’re going to the Ranger game we’re going back to the kuu there have you have to buy tickets though for the Afterparty
It’s going to be 20 bucks but switch and I made sure you get a free drink with that so basically I mean it’s New York City a drink’s worth like [ __ ] $40 so basically this is a Flawless investment we’re talking missionary Rob we’re talking free drinks we’re talking $20 I
Mean isn’t a drink in New York City like $20 as is especially if you get a nice B of soda with a splash of cray how are you yeah so uh do you think re uh do you think Sam Coast resigns in Tampa I think
That is is a spot that Julian breezat is trying to maneuver right now now stepen stos OB obviously wants to stay in baloa Island right next to Tampa Bay where he lives I mean I think the guy lives on the goddamn Island so yes in terms of
Now what is Stephen stamp Coast willing to take or maybe two on and what can they finesse in terms of fitting it under the cap is he gonna get paid 85 what he’s making now probably not but if there’s a way that they can keep this player maybe stretch it out on an
Eight-year deal maybe frontload it with a little bit of signing bonus to give him all of his money in the earlier years I don’t know you can get creative with these things especially if you stretch it out I would love to see stammer stay in tapa Bay time will tell
In Breeze the capologist he is Rob I think he’s gonna find a way to kind of massage this thing and get creative to keep the captain there because he is playing some of his best hockey as a 33 34 year old veteran and a guy that’s
Been healthy for a few years now guys I just want to mention I forgot to say on prize picks you will get a free100 if you use the code he well they’ll match it up to $100 I just wanted to mention that so I don’t get yelled at uh when do
You drop it to the tickets okay so for the free entry to the show there will be an RSVP link tomorrow now for the Afterparty that will probably be Friday or Saturday and I will give you like a 10h hour notice I’m going to Tweet out hey to come to
The after party at the Canuck to buy tickets I’m going to Tweet the link later tonight I’m not just going to put it out there so because I I didn’t think the first uh batch of tickets for the RSVP would sell out and they sold out in
Like 35 minutes so we’ll let you know you’ll see it on my feed boots on the ground baby where’s the Afterparty in Calgary we’re going to go back to Cowboys fellas we’re gonna go back to Cowboys we’re gonna be grinding on chicks we’re gonna be grinding on dudes
We’re gonna be grinding on anything that [ __ ] moves you see you see you ever see that video with the Yager bound guy goes I’m gonna grind on every piece of [ __ ] that walks through that door I’m gonna I’m going to [ __ ] grind so hard my [ __ ] dick falls off my boys they
Got the same haircut what was that my new haircut right yeah my [ __ ] prot te mom yab bombs yab bombs yab bombs it’s gonna be yab Bombs all [ __ ] night I’m gonna grind on every piece of [ __ ] yeah Pretty Ricky Grind On Me we’re talking missionary like I always say we’re talking two
Chicks at once we’re talking about running the old Switcheroo hey I got to throw you to the side because this girl is coming in and I gotta be juking and Jing baby I’m gonna try to get my butthole fingered in Cowboys and if somebody takes a picture of it I’m going
To Tweet it out I don’t even care anymore that’s just your business baby oh my God Cane’s Chicken it’s finger licking good shout out to Kane’s Chicken actually I a couple weeks ago I I didn’t have Kane for a long time my buddy used to muck uh just it was like it was
Like Hall of Fame level of eating I’m not GNA say Chestnut but he used to muck uh canac combo which is six chickens he used to replace the cool a toast get two toast double toast double toast double Texas toast double toast oh my God and
He used to put one of the chicken strips and fries in between the double toast with the cane sace and you just hammer it dude it was diabolical he would bury farts in the couch cushions like there was a hole in one of the couch cushion
From his Kane’s just straight 87 unle it gas shout out to Kane’s Chicken but I do live under one rule if I go to Kane’s Chicken I have to get the canak combo and I have to bury it otherwise I can’t go back the next time yeah it’s six
Tenders it’s Texas toast it’s cold flaw you get the sweet tea with it and all of a sudden you’re almost in Dam your Cardiac Arrest yeah I got it for the first time in a long time two weeks ago and right after that I I went on a 48 42h hour water fast
Because I guess what it was easy that’s the secret to water fasting people are like oh it’s so hard I’m so hungry no no no eat a can’s Caniac combo before your water fast and you’ll never get cancer you literally are not hungry like you said for probably three days after you
Take down a canc combo it’s actually truly remarkable how shitty you feel after you eat that it’s oh my God we have Nicks coming in hot with the n-word butt swish I did confirm he is able to say say that due to his skin color and
Even if he wasn’t that’s not my kid that’s not my problem at this point make quini the Flyers head coach permanently this nword faraby has 20 minutes on ice after being bent shout out to Joel farab FR of the show great guy Ferby yeah for
Sure shout out to Nicks we have a bunch of shout outs going on shout out to Nicks F who’s to say if anybody says that we are not a hockey is for everybody’s show as K marar walks in redac like an MLB manager uh but I think
It’s just cuz he’s cold s yeah he had the rosy cheeks going on there I’m not sure if he’s drinking whiskey before the game if he’s just walking out of his car in Mile High City I know those guys at the park outside those poor bastards at
The ball Center there in Denver so kale Mar my number one consensus player of the league number one overall he’s been unbelievable this year as Paul bonette we get a look at him FR of the show is two buttons down tonight on TNT so low
And slow over there fella oh my God that might a nipple show later so uh Rob do you have any dentist in Arizona I actually don’t believe it or not I know I have Flawless jibs and I don’t have a speech in impediment but I actually
Really need to go to the dentist my mom keeps asking me to go she says my root canals are probably all [ __ ] up and it’s really going to be detrimental to my health in the future but I’m too busy partying with Hispanic women and men oh
Side a guacamole a little hot sauce and you’re rubbing your cheeks all over their bones maybe and we have confirmation that Nick’s he’s saying he’s not black but he’s an olive skinned sand I’m afraid to say the Jay we there or maybe he is black yeah I’m not sure
We’re gonna go to our black correspondent Nicks and see yep we will uh stay out of that lane that Tory lanes and just kind of go over that low and slow like a cold plunge long and slow into the cold plunge life Bobby gu I’m
Not going to lie to you I had a cold plunge right before this and I came on the show and I was shivering me timbers the nipples were hard [ __ ] was right to go yeah I really can’t stop cold plunging switch I talked about it on wet
Jeans that actually just came out on YouTube today check that out cold plunging is actually amazing I’m not gonna get on Instagram and rant and rape about it because I’m not a word that rhymes with maggot but I do like it I do think that the benefits are pretty
Awesome you’re not the the word that rhymes with Brad me you know yes okay so yeah no listen get in there get your feet wet baby and here at Hockey Night Scottsville you never know what you’re going to talk about somebody said my wife won’t talk to me after I [ __ ] on
Her by accident I believe Cleveland steamed as an act in the bedroom now listen swish I’m not here to King Shame if you’re gonna [ __ ] on your wife’s chest I’m not going to tell you how to treat your wife right but it just sounds like maybe it wasn’t consensual I want
To talk to her about that if I were you I’m not sure how you [ __ ] on anyone on accident but again I guess you never Char to fart on bender I’m a firm believer if you’re a two or three day Bender that you never can trust a fart
On bender folks there’s a lesson for the wise out there if you’re on a two or thre day Bender never trust a fart because that thing you try it you maybe attempt it and it godamn it it shoots right down your leg with explosive diarrhea so if you’re on a bender which
I consider drinking more than two probably three days in a row it’s a Dale’s oldest time and swishy probably rule number 48 in his Handbook of onliners never trust a fart on bender folks you heard it here first is your mom disappointed in you actually she currently is because she just texted me
And said Rob why are you and J swis doing this boring ass Minnesota Wild game this is not the sun I wanted to raise I wanted I wanted to raise my son to watch entertaining hockey not this boring [ __ ] but anyway yeah anyways back
To the game what do we got we got a decent amount of people in here in the chat folks thanks again for tapping in we are about to get to the third period our final frame of the evening featuring the home team the Dallas Stars and the visiting Minnesota Wild right now 30-0
The home team been a a little bit of a slow game hey you never know things are kind of boring they’re kind of just coasting along in the first 40 minutes and all of a sudden boom maybe Patty maroon puts someone on the [ __ ] wallet he starts shedding the laundry
Maybe scores a goal who knows I know a guy like that could wake up the boys so we’ll see what happens we have 20 minutes and anything can happen like we always say three goals Rob is the worst lead in hockey over at Scott still chat is really frisky tonight there’s a lot
Of ass fingering going on there’s a lot of [ __ ] in my wife going on there’s a lot of balls deep and a fryer going on it keep a deep frer Jesus Christ the 2024 crowd is just kinkier than ever uh thoughts on the Jew tunnels I’m not sure
If that’s the correct terminology for what’s going on there in New York Swit I believe there’s some trafficking of some sort going on who’s to say I’m not really sure Christmas this is getting into the the thick of things over here folks come on baby the stars are too
Good heat daddy uh I don’t know I don’t really watch them the Stars Oh Billy Montreal is tied it to heading into the last five of a tilt I mean should we flip that on I think we’re gonna I think yeah we’ll take a few more questions see
Few more questions stay in our game low and slow over here keep them coming folks uh we have Jimmy rat EG’s getting a compliment in the chat here Jimmy rat ferta a big time front of the show over here at Hockey Night Scott still good to
See you fella low and slow as always keep it safe keep it sexy above all keep it smooth baby um we have flick the bean going on I’m not sure what’s going on in the chat here guys I’m not going to lie this is not your best effort but hey we’re not
Perfect not every song on the albums of Banger switch no you have a couple skits you have a couple ones that are just a little underwhelming but again folks before we get to the third Peri the final frame live from the American Airlines Center as I get a overhead view
Of the American Airlines Center in downtown Dallas please get at us in the chat load the questions up we have talked about flicking the bean we’ve been talking about [ __ ] on chest maybe a little bit of hockey talk as we get into the third period I know it’s
Not the most exciting game over here in Dallas tonight but again we are trying to bring you the best coverage in all of hockey Bob Gucci Jay swish brought to you always by heat daddy merch and butter Gulf folks we’re going to the final 20 minutes Minnesota down three
Cob as we always say over here at Hockey Night Scottdale the worst lead in hockey is two and sometimes three so despite these awful jerseys from Dallas they have played pretty well tonight they’ve controlled basically the entire match to this point Rob and honestly I I look at
Them probably sitting back a little bit and kind of just letting this Wednesday sleeper run out of time now if Minnesota on the other hand can turn it around and turn the tide maybe it’ll wake it up in this game and Pace we get going but it’s
Been a little slow right now yeah I didn’t want to cut you off there but it appears we have Clayton Keller live in the chat I’m not sure if that’s the real Clayton Keller or not because Twitter does not tell me if it’s real that is for sure is Barrett Hatton sponsored by
Normat Tech Clayton Keller come on show we’re begging you really we’re GNA stop doing this I saw Barr Barrett ha the kid that was my roommate Rob in Tucson in the co year aka the gummy bear so this kid’s hurt right now he’ll be back in
The lineup I think in the next two or three weeks is what I’m hearing per Source says maybe in and around the All-Star break maybe a little bit after but this kid I mean I swear to God he’d be at the I think he would be at the bar
In Tucson at GLE Benz and he hadit the norex on he was always massaging his leg Not only was he massaging the pill like a piece of Wu he’d always have the normat Tex on this guy loved to recover so a young lad that really takes care of
Himself in all seriousness we hope he’s back he’s a first line center for the Arizona Coyotes the desert dogs but yes if Barrett Hayton has not got a normate tech deal yet I can work on getting him one I’m working on a new contract for spicy tuno O’Brien so boys only take two
And a half percent so swishy over here the people’s Insider gummy bear fella keep those normat Techs on no matter if you’re at the bar you’re at home whatever the hell you’re doing baby looks like we have a girl in the chat uh speaking of you know Barry hatton’s hand
It just remind me just a brutal injury you get a puck in the hand you can’t even do anything you can’t Dart your girl M it’s just a brutal situation right it’s just an I’m not sure but that’s why you make sure you’re am ambigous throw yeah when it comes to
Tugging on your horn so you want to be ambest just in case you BL you block a I can’t even [ __ ] talk imagine you had that in your Twitter bio good chin [ __ ] hard can tug both yeah you never know left and right you never know when you might need it I
Stumbled on my words there because I’m a nerv I’m nervous at a girl is in the chat Bella says should the Oilers drop Brown and take Cory Perry well UPS what can Brown do for you he is not exact lived up to standards now that guy is
Making a decent hook he’s got a 3.2 aav deal and a lot of it is performance base in terms of games played so I don’t know what you do with that contract he’s coming off a big time knee injury trying to find the screws and just hasn’t
Worked out but I think if he can kind of get over the hump lady humps by the black ey pe’s Rob I think you know he could be a productive player come playoff time for the Emon Oilers but again I would I would look at an Cory
Perry why not I mean what’s the worst that’s gonna happen he’s gonna bang someone in the front office you gotta get rid of him again I mean come on what is wrong with tucking a lady in the front office consensually there’s nothing wrong with that I’m not saying
That’s what happens s but sometimes people like to bump stumps people like to do Jiu-Jitsu after midnight people like to play Twister naked switch sometimes your wrench just ends up in the wrong hole sometimes alcohol is involved we all make mistakes we’re not perfect over here hey baby come on let’s
Get a little glory hole game going let’s get Cory Perry back in the league I think he did a little stint somewhere you know he’s working on his game mentally and all working on his wrench in all seriousness we wish the best for him hope he’s okay in back playing
Because that is a guy that could not only add to a playoff team but he’s a legit differen maker in the bottom six as an older veteran that’s played a lot of hockey yeah and the third period started I kept I keep forgetting because I have absolutely zero interest in this game
It’s like it’s like meeting your girlfriend’s parents I just have no interest wish I I I don’t want to be here I want to be with my boys farting and eat eating uh Brick upen Pizza yeah like why are we eating a chicken pot pie
And why does your mom keep looking at me looking that she’s judging me so folks in no judgment or a judgment free zone over here at Hockey Night Scottsdale right now the shots 25 to 10 and we get a look at Scott Wedgewood who hasn’t had
A whole lot of work tonight might be working on those hips tonight with his lady because he’s probably not that tired probably won’t need a cold tub after this affair unless things really get going but I don’t anticipate that happening because the wild looked like they might have taken an Ambi before
This game folks again we’ll get back to the game here for a little bit 1632 if you’re following along here on TNT more importantly from the boys live from the couch in hockey night and Scottsdale and I didn’t even notice I was so stupid I said Ryan Herman wasn’t playing tonight
He is playing tonight so that goes to show you how much we’re watching this game right now Rob just not a whole lot going on in terms of a franchise with the Minnesota Wild that ultimately got their team stolen from them by the ladder here in Dallas but gets the team
Back and hey we got a little bit of a Central Division Affair over here not a whole lot going on hopefully the wild can get some sort of steam going but right now baby it ain’t perfect yeah yeah definitely uh you know what switch I was just thinking uh maybe
We shoot normat an email and we wear normex on the air for the duration of the show I think that would be a great sponsorship I mean why not I think we would potentially quadruple their s their sales in the second quarter here in 2024 I think it’s a no-brainer couple
Guys that really take care of their body and not only the legs right stay in light making sure you’re ready for for the dance forour on the weekend and hey really taking care of our bodies in terms of having a couple Irish coffees on a Tuesday at 4M so norch if you’re
Listening I know you’re not but maybe we will get in Partnership get in contact with you we’ll cold call you baby like an ex-girlfriend looking for her sheep so folks again right now looking at the clock 1551 remaining here in the third period as Matt baly massages the puck in
The high ice and that is sent almost out of play in the high glass as we have a little bit of a tie up in the corner sent up to Rock fa who walks the line like a young Johnny Cash and Puck on net low to high Faber gets
It through traffic we have a 3-1 game I’m not sure if that’s going to ignite the Minnesota Wild but we will see looks like Matt baly might have got a stick on that but a great shot by Faber who kid who’s been playing about 30 odd minutes
Of night Rob again gets the puck low to high as they show it again Eric sck wins a wall battle just below the goal line sends it low to high favor three steps in off the wall and just a little sifter and Baldi I don’t know if that hit his
Back or a stick or whoever it hit but head up the whole way from Faber a great shot from the heady defenseman and yeah it looks like it grabed baldi’s Jersey right around his fight strap in the back of his jersey below the numbers so hey anything can happen I don’t know if
That’s a goal that really ignites your team it’s kind of a little bit of a mush Burger but you never know worst leading hockey is three and sometimes two and sometimes four so here now Rob we got 31 we got a little bit of a game I guess
We’ll see what we can get going from the Minnesota Wild yeah I I really needed that I got the over of five and a half I took it halfway through the first period because I wanted the lower line so yeah I like that uh I thought this was a funny
Comment from Raymond I paid 10 [ __ ] dollars for a ticket in Calgary there’s Calgary if there’s any girls there I’m G to be pissed folks we forgot to tell you we’re absolutely not allowing girls into the Calgary show this is just a wrench Fest so if you are a girl and you
Purchase a ticket please email Cowboys and ask for a refund this is strictly a wrench Fest and we apologize for the inconvenience back to the game as yep head over to Home Depot your local Menards save big money at Menards grab a set of wrenches bring them over to
Calgary and that’ll be basically all we have it’s all dudes in here and a couple B service girls that no one will talk to with some silicone but folks again they’re showing a nice little look at that favor play again what a play by Joel Erics NE below the goal line Rob he
Invited the traffic into him in terms of getting a defenseman on his back he gives him a little bit of a reverse hit creates about two to three feet of space ultimately sends it low to high up the faor Faber walks the line three steps in
Get inside that dot and get it over to the front of the net through the bodies through the traffic and again a little bit of a fortuitous bounce in terms of off of baldi’s back but hey they get a goal and I guess you never know you got
Scott Wedgewood and net maybe shaking a little bit he was probably thinking he’s gonna have a shut out next thing you know okay only 13 shots on net and we got sh to show for I’m right now if I’m if I’m Minnesota I’m seriously considering pulling the goalie I mean
Why the hell not at this this point I mean just make a statement right just everything’s bigger in Texas go big go home maybe pull the goalie with 14 minutes to go because I have be over I don’t mind that I I think in all seriousness I think you look at pulling
Your goalie at around five six seven minutes I mean why not if you’re Minnesota at this point you haven’t really done a whole lot and it just doesn’t really seem like I mean it just seems like a game that if I’m being honest has been pretty [ __ ] boring at
This point I’m trying to be positive with it I’m having a hard time staying with it because I love the people and you know what I mean it’s just we’re trying to bring the most entertaining coverage but these guys have not really given us anything any besides that snip
From pavelski kind of walking down Broadway and Main Street going Far Side cheddar where it’s always better that is basically all the excitement we’ve had tonight obviously thanks for Jordan benington for coming on giving the boys a little bit of a touch we chopped it up
With him for about 30 minutes so folks if you’re just tuning in and you missed that interview after the game you can check that out obviously tweeted out by the heat daddy retweeted by myself we had Stanley Cup champion go tender of the St Louis Blues benington came on the
Show Chopped up the fellas we probably had them on for 20 minutes Rob yeah that was a good amount of time and uh you know we kind of got spoiled with the last game we did because it was so good but shout out to the chat for keeping us
Going we’re gonna hit a commercial break real quick so fire up that chat again we will read anything in anything unless it’s a racial slur or anything like that but uh right we uh appreciate the chat a lot I mean you guys make this really fun
Guitar oh my God holy guitar that was so dut oven oh dut oven with an absolute he just went one on four with this guitar on his back my God he was Walking in Memphis with that thing baby holy [ __ ] oh good tip 55 remaining yeah I don’t and the
Other thing is like Minnesota they have aot a decent amount of bodies banged up right now so I don’t know a ton of their players and their bottom six in terms of these guys playing right now so that’s another thing that I’m kind of you know
Normally I have a good idea of the roster besides the goalies as pavelski sends an absolute blueberry muffin on net and folks that’ll bring us to our first commercial break of the third period Bobby g j swish as we get another look at that baly gold right off his
Back Minnesota trailing the Dallas Stars 31 1241 to remaining in the third period Bob what do we got in the chat what are people saying are we talking about beans and [ __ ] on chest we have some you know some credibility going in the chat right now yeah we have a couple people
Hitting on Bella in the chat if Bella is still here uh would love to have you on the show actually Bella if you want to get invited on the show why not um are the Leafs nasty huge fan but they’ have made me mentally unwell over the years
Zach Willis I’m going to say they are a tail as old as time and kind of just cut from the same fabric they have been for the last three four or five years they have really good forwards they’re topheavy and very invested in four or five players again those guys are
Unbelievable I love Matthews shout out to Scottdale Arizona Marner decent player doesn’t really show up in the playoffs Willie Styles I mean there’s no one sicker off the sheet with him Morgan Riley but again top heavy defense is a question do they have the goal tending I
Would say no to both those questions so I think they need to find some sandpaper in their back end guys that are really heavy but also can play a very North game in terms of moving the puck and then goal tending it’s going to come down to K Joseph wall when he gets
Healthy be that guy these are question marks I don’t know if that leads you to the cup but if aats 34 Kentucky up one or two goals a game anything can happen baby y I completely agree and Bella said she would come on the stream we might
Have to save it for next week I’m not sure yet I don’t want everyone getting to in this chat B kings are I don’t know who she is it’s just a chick I said come on come on the stream I had a question for her to be honest with you about this
Chat uh because people are relentlessly that’s what happens when you’re around a bunch of dudes they’re just going to relentlessly hit on you because well we’re [ __ ] stupid and we like box uh Rob Cowboys told me I might have I’ll check on that for you per Frank we’ll look at that kings are
Slipping what’s going on boys yeah Swift what do you think here I just just think every team goes through lulls it’s a long season it’s a journey in itself there’s 82 games you’re going to hit these little ruts where the season doesn’t go perfect I mean you can’t bar
I mean how many teams can play like the Boston Bruins last year and look how it ended up for them with a first round exit I mean they set the National Hockey League record for most wins points All That Jazz and then they lose to Florida
In the first round so the kings are going through it a little bit right now they’ll be okay they’ll get back to their game as long as you can find your game right around April while staying in the playoff hunt the Kareem hunt the Damien hunt as long as you’re there
You’re okay so the Kings will be all right I I assume they’ll win the Pacific if not finish second they’ll be fine and they will end up playing Vegas or Edmonton in the later rounds the Western Conference Finals so I like their team they could maybe add a goalie Fenix
Copley is now hurt yes they are riding cam telet is he the answer well I I don’t know I don’t know if he’s the Abraham answer but we’ll see oh my God oh my fera Jason Robertson holy [ __ ] yeah I mean he he gets that one taken
Away away from him and he what does he say he GES the old Rasheed Wallace Line the ball Don’t Lie the ball didn’t lie there when he tucks home probably the game icing goal this thing looked like it was in slow motion Rob I mean a
Little rim job out the Zone favor kind of in off his skis bad Gap settles it in on a two-on-one and oh just too easy he’s not going to miss from there I mean that guy goes home and he just plays Roomscape or he play Duty whatever he
Does he gets inside the dots he’s not missing from there I mean that’s like him playing Call of Duty or like he’s going to hit the target this is I’m not a gamer so I have no idea what the [ __ ] I’m talking about this guy he goes home
He puts on the headsets probably tugs one off plays a little Roomscape so that was as easy as it gets for a guy with a lethal shot is Nick cousins the biggest scumbag in national league history scumbag I mean his beloved by his teammates the way he plays that rat
Style but at some point I think you got to answer the Bell right it’s just you got to answer the Liberty Bell you got to do something where if you’re going to continually staple guys nexts against the boards and not back it up yeah I think that’s a little Bush leag but
Again I would like to have that guy on my team because he is a rat he gets other players engaged off their game I mean he just made Zucker take a three- game suspension yeah that is true I saw Zucker actually walking into the rink I
Was like what the hell is this guy hurt and then I forgot he staple Nick cousins his head like a homework packet but yeah I can see why fans are gonna get pissed off about the situation um when it comes to uh Nick Nick yeah I mean he’s just one of those
Guys that plays a rat style I I just don’t like when he just Turtles something happens you know like answer the Bell a little bit like for Zucker he knows a guy’s coming at him like most guys if you did a play like that where you just absolutely tag baki’s chin
Where the defensive defenseless player most guys would be like okay like I’ll turn around and I’m ready to ship he had his fat back face against the glass and Zucker comes up then he kind of Dives like he you know he’s dead so I don’t know I thought that was just kind of
Bush league but again we’re just two [ __ ] sitting on the coach so what are we really supposed to say yeah so uh what you know I didn’t even realize is there airplanes on the red line did anyone notice that I just that they have airplanes that’s a nice little detail
There in Dallas uh four to one yeah American Airlines center right yeah I think yeah go yep that’s a good touch to that uh touch mcra is balamaki still out from that by the way B no he he he didn’t get hurt from that but he I mean he had broken
His jaw earlier in the year at a game in Dallas so he’s got that bubble on and then cousins comes over while he’s on his knees and tags his chin it’s like that was a really dangerous play a very sneaky dirty play for a defenseless player it’s like bro you can’t be doing
That and then not expect to get hit I love zucker’s response so it’s like [ __ ] you man we’re the desert dogs we’re a team I gotta get a little criminal too you just [ __ ] up my guy well [ __ ] we’re a team here so I really like that
Response from Zucker just sucks that it cost oh my God how’s that going though yeah sorry to cut you off there no I I was done with my bit but oh my God low muffin I mean muffins count I guess it was a decent shot it was a nice
Play by rodic fosa to drive the defense down they timately found the the late D the second wave as I like to call it and found that Nikki linquist kid who we were talking about earlier in the show and a guy that I kind of chirp well
That’s a nice play by fosa though stick through body H through traffic it was a great shot used Merill as a screen look at this play though on Freddy gdo how’s your mother over there R oh that was a nice shot it was a seeing eye shot take
It back my bad that was a great shot through Merl’s legs it’s low blocker there’s traffic there’s a lot of [ __ ] going on so great shot there but that play all starts with faska right at the Blue Line a little outside in Dipsy D dunkaroo as Dicky V would say a nice
Little play so I mean Minnesota sucks did the over hit like I took the over I took hit it was six and a half but I waited till they suck this is so boring wild suck dude I keep getting distracted like I’ve never been on my phone this
Much I’m just mostly refreshing this but I caught myself twice like instinctively clicking on Instagram and I was like wait I’m in the middle of a show that’s how bad this game is well and you you expect a little bit of a let down because last game we did was a World
Junior game was probably the game of the year yeah I mean there was electric so you expect a little bit of a just a kind of a let down but you don’t think that it’s going to be this boring or this piss poor of an effort I don’t mind I
Don’t mind bad games but Minnesota doesn’t even look like they [ __ ] tried they don’t want to be in no they don’t want to no it’s like we we went to Dallas and we just put our [ __ ] on and went on the ice like if I’m Billy Garren
If I’m John Hines tonight like gota Go full crimin well I’m just saying like boys like what are we doing here like do do we just show up and just think we was just gonna just we’re gonna win and walk out of here with two points against a
Very good Dallas team wearing their kneeon jerseys like come on like there’s been no bite there’s been no push back it’s been a very I hate to say it vanilla effort and I’m being critical to this team right now but that’s what I’m seeing when I’m watching the couch as an
[ __ ] in a full WI wins are not and a tie I mean we put on suits for this you know we’re giving it our best effort you kind of re right kind of think it’s going to be reciprocated but yeah Minnesota I can’t get over how boring
This team is I think you know calling Minnesota wait no Minnesota is the state of hockey right y yeah I think you know what we might have to Dethrone them we might have to Dethrone them they might have to be relegated okay and we might have to change the state because I mean
This is just embarrassing and I know it’s not the fans fault but like if I’m bil Garen I’m too handing somebody on the team in the face in the locker room and I’m not a fan of violence yeah I don’t know like I’m all for beers on the
Bus but like is there beers on the bus when you’re loading up the bird going to Signature Airport tonight and we have another call I’m not sure if this is going to go five on three Steve gazari is going to give us a call official number 40 folks if you’re following
Along right now 941 to play in the final frame we have an absolute ass kicking right now it is 5-1 in favor of the Dallas Stars the home team playing at American Airlines Center tonight we have a five on three I mean San just got called for what I would say a phantom
Tripping penalty I mean I think that kazari at this point just feels bad for the Minnesota Wild so we’re going to skate five on three I don’t mind watching a five on three Rob hopefully there G be a little bit of a shooting gallery it’s like when you go to Gander
Mount you try out a new gun right you got the 12 gauge you got the old Desert Eagle pistol you’re working with a couple different guns and you’re kind of just trying to pick which one you like so hopefully we can get a couple at
Least shots on net from the wild maybe a goal I don’t know about this team it to me man this has been a very vanilla effort I don’t want to be negative because I love the people I love bringing you the heat I love bringing just great coverage you can’t find
Anywhere else but when they don’t match the effort from the boys it’s always tough Bob yeah and I just tweeted out right now I think the state of hockey needs to be relegated from Minnesota I mean this team is tough to watch with all due respect I’m physically in pain
Watching this team I might delete it because again like you said I feel banned for the f I feel bad fans like maybe I will delete it because it’s not the fans no it’s not the fans and they have great fans and that bar AR honesty
Rob the XL Energy okay we got a goal okay heartsy fella he’s on the board now it doesn’t matter but at least they get a goal and back to your point just with the fans some of the best fans in the league and the one of the best barns the XL
Energy Center to watch a game in terms of I mean it’s it’s incredible like they they truly do have great fans everyone knows the game in terms of I I think they are the state of hockey as much as a Wisconsin guy I I hate to admit that I
Think they are and as we get a look at Ryan Hartman okay we opened up a seam zukar great play here shows like he might go down to the goal line opens up the hands slides it across the Box talk about going across the box like a chick at
Hooters uh yeah it’s weird to say that the game’s been boring we have 52 I mean there’s been seven goals but it’s still been boring somehow uh but yeah the over did hit I wish I wasn’t a [ __ ] and I took the original over of six and a half
Somehow it hit um but yeah uh yeah absolutely so folks again right now 8:45 remaining we still have a minute power play for the Minnesota Wild as Matt Baldi corals the puck in his own zone right around the Blue Line sends it over to Matt zarella who settles it off and
Dust the puck off as we are going to go to a power play Breakout over the line here and oh zarella with a nice little play kind of just got caught up on terms of a well a little bit of a hand pass if you will from the Dallas Stars okay
We’re skating five on four here folks Brock Faber at the top of the key sends it over Matt baly baly massages that thing as he looks over his option SS it down to the goal line to Joel Ericson X he reviews his option sends it back to
Baldi back to ericon X oh a little stuff up how are you like a calzone just stuffed in there with pepperonis mushrooms maybe a little pepper folks again if you’re following along right now we have 758 to play Matt zarell working the Left Flank throws it over to
A one-timer from number 23 who’s 23 on the wild trying to get a nice little look at is that Rossy yeah I think you’re right it might be Rossy we’re going to send over a five on on five unit from the wild and again skate five
On five here as we have 738 to play in this Wednesday night tilt folks ladies night hump night over here at Hockey Night Scottdale bringing you live action from the couch as we bring you the Dallas Stars and the Minnesota well right now 52 in favor of the Dallas
Stars as Ryan Harman gathers the puck over the Dallas blue line he sends a little bit of a drop pass to well Johansson who kind of misc carals it and ultimately ends up in the corner back up to the point galagos sends a drive wide
And Zack bosan sends it over to the wall and okay folks well not a whole lot going on here but I’m trying to give you a little bit of a playby play we need your uh computer for the for the mic by the way yeah all right we’re gonna do
A and we’re going to do a uh folks can you hear us we’re just switching out the audio I’m going to bring an extension cord so we don’t have to do this [ __ ] because we keep like barely making it did you uh I’m gonna invite you
Now pacoy to Jacko over to pacoy over to Jack boy over to maoy uh just sent the link but yeah thanks for sticking with us uh you can hear us but this is not the correct microphone but we’ll be uh and then we could use that for comments too
Did you uh send her yep all righty folks Jimmy rat Lads checking in from Southwest Florida Jimmy rat fera what a ferda name Jimmy rat fero There Goes My Hero watch him as he talks all right here we go and here we go we’re going to get the audio back I’m
Going to re retweet the link um okay device is not connected there we go all right am I going On live from the coach hockey night and Scottdale brought to you by butter Golf and heat daddy merch as always reporting live from North Scottdale my friend co-host and just alltime beautician the heat daddy Robbie Gucci fella what do we have in the chat right now can we get at
The people and see what they’re tapping in from we have about seven minutes here left folks so ask us anything I know this game has been a little bit underwhelming but again we want to bring you hockey coverage we want to talk about I guess [ __ ] on people’s chest
Never trusting a fart on bender and whatever else comes up so folks again if you’re listening right now live show next week that is Friday we are flying into Calgary live show will be Saturday live from Cowboys the Battle of Alberta featuring the Calgary Flames the home team and the visiting Edmonton Oilers
We’ll be live from Cowboys around well a soft 5:00 I would say so folks if you’re going if you’re traveling get there early the boys will be there early yuck it up with us we’ll do our show we’ll chill with the people we’re going to go to the game obviously the Battle of
Alberta and then we will be back after the game parting with you the people so if you’re in western Canada maybe there’s a cheap bird into Calgary please get there come on baby let’s mix it up the following week we’ll be in New York City live from the conu that is January
26 Friday folks again another live show bringing you the heat 4 to 6 then going to the game that night Rangers at MSG the mecca of all sports hosting the meas golden nights and then afterwards we will be back at the Canuck right on your jaw so tickets for that event are all
Sold out but again we talked to a fire marshall in the greater New York area and said hey fella under emergency like conditions can we get 20 odd more tickets so that link will be sent out tomorrow as well as in the following days for the postgame Show You can
Reserve that’s about going to be anywhere from 20 to $25 that includes a drink though I’m not sure if that’s going to be a double we’ll figure that out but we cannot wait to get boots on the ground in Calgary and cow toown next week and the following week again live
From New York city so Bobby that is long- winded what else do you have for us over here uh yeah we’ll come to I mean listen we’ll come wherever the the people want us to come I me I mean it doesn’t really matter I’ll go to a [ __ ]
Hole and I’ll go to [ __ ] Mississippi if the people are there but uh yeah I think as we slowly go through the process we’re gonna we’re g to try to hit every city possible as long as people will show up we’ll go um but good question Hill is a late scratch the
Nights are missing like eight guys that’s weird to hear um any TJ OC stories hting to straight Beauty I actually have a big personal Vendetta against him because he hit my friend Bo Bennett from behind and it separated his shoulder and uh I think TJ o he’s sneaky
One of the dirtiest players in the league he is a beauty though but I don’t I don’t know him obviously a undd guy for no disrespect yeah he was uh he was unbelievable he’s a guy I mean not that we’re really watching this game anymore
But when I got directed by St Louis Rob he was still playing there at the time and he was living in Brainard Minnesota which is a like a lake area a lot of golf courses it’s kind of a resort type of town in Minnesota just north of the
Twin Cities by about two hours and he was kind enough to invite me to his place I stayed there for for a week I worked out with him he paid for everything I mean just a really good dude with a good chin and just a great
At everything he does I mean he’s an amazing golfer ping pong beer pong hockey like the guy is just a stick at everything he does so shout out to TJ sohi he’s a he’s a friend of the show obviously a North Dakota guy and a guy that was always very good to
Me what’s the story behind the bar called to Kentucky New York is it hockey theme yeah I think obviously the owners are Canadians I think like I don’t know too much in depth about it but I think they’re like hey this city could use a hockey theme bar for us Canadians down
Here watching bucket hockey I think it’s as simple as that Rob you summed it up and I think it’s a great hit especially before Ranger games after Ranger games folks again we’ll be tapping in there before the game and then afterwards about 11 o’clock back there boots on the
Ground and we want people to show up and just hang out and party and just you know whatever I we’re no filter kind of guys and we want to hang out with good chins people that throw both ways and enjoy a couple Irish coffees maybe some Jagger and and ultimately just [ __ ]
You know whatever comes out of mouth comes out of our mouth baby swis what’s your plan on pacing yourself because we have a long day we have the show we have the game and then we have the Afterparty is there anything that you’re kind of cooking up in your mind
Like Hey how do we approach this game uh how do we approach this day what are you thinking well for me Rob it’s it’s always low and slow until you got to go high and hard right so I think it’s two or three Irish coffees before the show
Just to rev the engines get that caffeine going you got to be able to bring the noise for the people you got to be able to bring the steam so you got to be kind of floored maybe a tequila shot too because it’s a pre proven upper
So you’re walking into that show three to four deep and then after that it’s all hell loose I think it’s oh my God that was absolute Tristian jari that was absolute jar from SE and a meaningless goal but yeah I think rob you gotta you
Got to be able to floor it to a certain extent but then you got to be able to reel yourself in to a point where you can maybe have a conversation and not have to wear a swimming suit in case you piss yourself yeah I agree I’m a little
Bit nervous about uh the Afterparty I think I might be a puddle but like we always say it’s not my first rodeo I’m really you’re actually sorry to cut you off I just want to say you’re actually better and funnier the drunker you get which is actually a crazy thing most
People have a Dave tippet line where they they kind of fall off and they hit the back of the chair somehow your wit and your humor the more blacked out you get gets amazing so about that out I don’t understand why that happens it’s actually so weird I mean I could have
Fullblown conversations and with people that I don’t remember that apparently went well uh which actually surprising that I do this show sober I think I’m G to mix in in a couple drinks but I did go I did drink last night a little bit
So I didn’t want to um but yeah uh that that’s just part of the game baby yeah I I think I 100% agree with that I think you just don’t have a Tipping Point and whether it’s zero to to 12 I think you you had that same funnyes humor but then
It gets over like 20 and then somehow like Bobby Gucci might not even know how he got home but somehow the jokes were hitting with the waitress and all of a sudden he might have one of his best bits so folks if you’re with us get
Gucci to a point where he can’t see that is where you really find his Flow State University I just want to I just want to point out that uh to the 153 people remaining in here that Jay is actually wearing dress shoes right now in the
House the even though this is kind of a nut chugging session right now the dedication to where own crib is pretty remarkable ja what are we saying we got three minutes remaining dude this game will not end I enjoy doing the stream but I [ __ ] hate this game switch I I
Actually may never broadcast another Minnesota Wild game again I am 100% with you there uh and then that is no disrespect the state of hockey as we go to our final commercial break of the game but yeah this one’s been tough I just think that Minnesota just I mean
They should have just stayed at the hotel they should have stayed at the Ritz Carlton tonight and just said hey we’re going to simulate this game and see how it goes and I think it would have end ended up the same way a 6-2 loss against a home team on Wednesday
Night ladies night at the American airlin Center but yeah it’s just been tough you hate this you bring your your fast ball Rob and guys on a TV screen don’t do the same I know it’s the national league I know you have off nights but this one’s been tough to
Watch but again we got to stay positive with it we got to keep this chat going folks if you have any questions left for us we have about three minutes remaining we’ll keep getting this chat going we haven’t honestly been watching a ton of this game just because it’s been out of
Reach a little bit boring and a little bit sleepy tonight so whatever you have in the chat has been awesome you guys obviously we had Jordan Bennington on earlier was great chatting with a hopeful Allstar in his hometown but again ask us what we need what are you
Doing tonight maybe where you’d want to see us come different ideas you have for us what games you’d want to see in the maybe looking ahead of the next week I don’t know ask us anything because we are the people’s stream this is why we do it for you people
So um I want to answer this question real quick uh Vegas ad stream next guys it’s to be honest with you maybe one day when we have some uppers we’ll do it back to back but three hours in a row of talking and swiss honestly kind of
Narrates this whole thing it’s not easy it’s not easy to do that’s probably the reason why we haven’t really dipped into the double headers I think for the playoffs it’s G to be a different story switch we’re to find a new gear y we’re do it we’re gonna have to call in our
Colombian guy maybe bring us some white stuff but um yeah that game is great we try to stick to Eastern Time Zone games just so we have more people watching and commenting uh but yeah that it’s it’s three hours of talking straight it’s more exhausting than people think George
Straight yeah and we do a lot of talking as is we two guys that don’t shut the [ __ ] up we got pods we got you know live shows we do other streams we go on other people’s podcasts but definitely come playoff time and we like to bring a
Stream in a unique way where it’s different than any other stream like a lot of people I noticed and this is not to just chir people or discredit them a lot of people Rob they just kind of sit there and they kind of chime in when
They want we want to be on top of the game Talking the whole [ __ ] time bringing the energy for the people because that is what separates us from the rest so we want to be unique with it we want to be able to narrate the game a
Little bit we want to comment on different things we want to talk about flicking the bean but then going back to a fiveon four chance on a power play so again that is kind of what we do but again playoff time is a different story
You got to give your nuts a tug we’ll be doing back toback we’ll be doing probably every night at least the first round and we’ll go from there and just kind of see how it goes so yeah and uh maybe we can get a TV setup in here
Where we can watch multiple games at once I think that would be a good idea J Swit Robbie what are the plans after this what’s going down Scott for beat down like this you know what after a night like this on a Wednesday probably just gonna take it easy throw the normat
Teex on um and yeah that’s pretty much it if it was a Thursday or a Friday definitely Friday i’ head down to Dominics for a wedge Salvage shop are we uh are we looking to do maybe an in in real life stream on Friday is that still
A go oh yeah yeah you want to try it yeah let’s do it yeah I think I think people would love that especially going into Calgary yeah uh still 168 people strong in here boys um Friday night we’re going to do an in real life stream
We’re going to be miked up we’re GNA be out and about the only thing is that this is going to be a test right so we might not have the audio perfect we might cut short we might cut out we’re not we’re going to do our best we do
Have a cameraman and you could basically just follow us on a night out and that’s essentially what it is so we will be doing that Friday night I I [ __ ] forgot all about that yeah we got to do it yeah we but yeah I order the mics I think we
Start at like 3 or 4 so we can get that batting or you know what I mean like I don’t know if we should tell people but we we we are batting gloves guys over here we’ll try to maybe get to the batting cages I don’t know what time
They close Rob but I think we just just roll the tape and like you said it’s not going to be probably perfect but it’s going to be pretty cool and just funny we hope it’s enjoyable for the people and I think it’ll be a good teaser for
What’s to come especially with our live shows coming up yeah we’re going to go to the bad cages and a bar so we’re going to be mik up doing that it’s just going to be um a typical night out with the boys uh so yeah stay tuned for that [ __ ] dude
Should I I should have got a flyer made for that but I think Philadelphia yeah I should I like how this game is 14 goals in it we just could not give a [ __ ] less um but yeah check that out on Friday I gotta text pack about that okay yeah no
I think that would be awesome I think uh people would really enjoy that and we’ll go for there low and slow baby shout out to nipp and peaches who has been in the chat for all two hours and 30 minutes I know a lot of you probably have happened
Sorry to interrupt you what what was that play what how did you run in the net you forgot it was there they just don’t want this game to end what show the replay of this who is number 21 what happened that guy just ran into the net probably someone trying to kill
Themselves so boring oh my God sorry [ __ ] me no disrespect oh my God Seven H been nine goals that’s what I’m saying one Zer game this game this is the most nine one goal nine goal game ever this has been absurd it’s something what is it though
Switch like is it something about the game play like what no it’s it’s just been it’s been such a slow game there’s been no Pace there’s been no heartbeat from the wild that just it lulls you to sleep like it’s been the most vanilla effort I’ve ever seen this whole year Watching games
Again I’m not trying to be critical I’m just trying to call it like I see it DAV yeah and it’s just been so vanilla like what there’s been they haven’t had one hit there’s been no scrums like what is going on in this game and they just just
Took a beating 72 it’s like I don’t know like if I’m John hindes I’m like buddy like we we need something because that was that was a sleeper on a Wednesday that just probably can’t happen again I mean I guess if it’s the odd game but anyways right now folks we have 45
Seconds remaining in this 72 Affair live from the American Airlines Center again it’s been unbelievable tuning in with you the people over here at hockey night and Scottsdale brought to you always by heat daddy merch and butter Gulf folks you don’t have to go home but you can’t
Stay here we’re rolling out in the dying seconds of this game a game that seemed like it would never end but honestly a very entertaining chat like Rob mentioned we’re going to be doing an inperson stream we’re going to try it out we’re going to have a camera guy on
Friday we have a nice little day set up we kind of have a plan just to tease it a little bit I think we’re going to head back to the batting cage probably to Dick Sporting Goods get the eye black on just you know just be middle-age [ __ ] to our best ability and
Honestly just be ourselves be organic with it I think people really enjoy it I think when me and Gucci are sitting at a table together I’m not just trying to pump her own tires some of the [ __ ] that comes out of our mouth uh I don’t know
If you can find it anywhere else and that’s politely putting it so Rob that is the final from the American Airlines Center low and slow as always folks 72 tonight the Dallas Stars pounding the screws to the Minnesota Wild and their ladies I mean at least the the wild
Exiting the rink I mean you get one last look at the cheerleaders because when you go out the visiting side that that side door that Daryl side door when you go out to the visiting wh room that’s where the cheerleaders hang out right in the tunnel so you get one look at the
Jammers and then it’s back to Minnesota where it’s cold and stinky and you’re back in the state of hocke so thank you for all everyone saying great job from Cody thank you at uh atami vet hand clap thanks for the Ovation we appreciate it love the online Standing Ovation chers
Py thank you very much uh nip and peaches thank you again man for tuning in it’s been great you’ve also been there um ad at Tomy vet thank you first stream ever where is that one shout out to at Tom event first stream I’ve ever watched I’ll be watching again next time
And let me tell you something this was a boring ass game and we did the best we could when the game is electric it only makes us more Amplified thank you for tuning in and giving us a chance we really appreciate that thank you James we are out for the night adios everybody
Have a safe safe night
2 Comments
ARE YOU SEERRIOOOUUUSSSS where is the balcony behind Dallas’ bench
Also s/o to the Long Island Gulls. My cousins ‘05-06 birth yr team said they had a Gulls team that went into the opposing teams locker after the game and shit in their bags. Rock fucking star