Stolen Car Explodes Into Flames

The moment a car explodes into flames on new year, fire brigade go the wrong way, story on how I got hit and run, we get stranded behind car park lady, we go across the country to find eggs, the kebab ain’t that great and the police van has seen better days! happy new year too.

You know when rappers go back to their old school in that a Lambo and that that’s literally what I’m doing right now that’s my old schoolart from I’m not in a Lambo I’m in a Yaris why does the police need a gay flag I’ve just thought

Of a good story time cuz all my stories got deleted on my old Channel but I’m just that guy in it I still got stories to tell if you thought you had a bad first day in year seven guarantee it wasn’t as bad as mine I roll up to

School and I’m not not I haven’t even rolled up to school I’m I’m in route to school first day of year 7even flying down on my bike cuz let’s be honest I’m a little bit eager in it boom straight clapped right into a woman reversing out of her driveway I’ve gone straight over

Her Bonnet landed on my head no helmet and then the woman comes out and she’s crying don’t know why she’s crying when I’m the one who got hit sorry darling you should have come slower you should have been riding on the road fair enough she’s right I should have been riding on

The road me I’ve panicked in it cuz my bike’s a bit now and I’m getting late for school so I’ve bailed my dad on my first phone I had the I had a 5c bra I had the yellow one wasn’t quite uh blessed enough to get a blue one I had

The yellow one in it I beg this guy goes a oh he’s gapo this car is faster than I thought how is it keeping up with that like literally how is it keeping up this Yus is moving I don’t even want to say the speed but that was three figures

Right there in a in a little hybrid all right you I’m not racing anymore CU I need to tell my story to the people so I’ve called my dad on my little gay yellow 5c in it come out of work he’s rocked up then there’s a woman crying

I’m on my knees or bleeding scabbed up bikes as well he apologizes to the lady calms her down sorts that and then I get in his car he puts a bike in the back and he’s taking me home cuz I’m bleeding and he’s like we’ll go home get an ice

Pack the second we get in the car energy switches he’s yelling at me ride more carefully I trusted you you’re late for your first day and and then he he took my phone as well cuz I wasn’t meant to take my phone to school in it I did it

Behind his back even though that’s the only reason I could even tell him I stayed home for so long I I don’t know why I think it’s cuz I was crying in it I went into school just after lunchtime the first ever lesson I did was food

Tech God knows why we had food Tech on our first day of school but we did we’re making a fruit salad I still remember it was a first day I remember all of it because I wasn’t there from that the introduction in the morning I didn’t know that when the teacher says your

Name in the register you have to be like yes sir or yes Miss cuz we never did that in Primary School in it surname begins with a I was first so the teacher reads out my name I just go I’m here and then the teacher proper starts yelling

At me was you was you not listening in the introduction and I was obviously I was a year seven I was too scared to be like oh I wasn’t here so I just stayed quiet and I said sorry and then everyone starts whipping out their their food

Tech food cuz when I’ve when I’ve gone home and I’ve come back to school I’ve forgotten my food at home just didn’t remember to bring it so I’ve told the teacher yo I don’t have my food and she says in front of the whole class consider is my first ever time being in

Secondary school my first couple minutes right so it’s pretty clear to me who the Troublemaker is going to be and that pissed me off cuz I genuinely wasn’t the troubl maker I was having a sh day love stupid but luckily for me my boy will shout out will I know you’re watching he

Came through with this this car does not grip he came through with the supply he shot me his pepper his his his cabbage I think making a fruit salad or something yeah so I’m using Will’s fruits now and obviously I don’t know how to cut fruit

At the time cuz I’m a boy so I’m like struggling and there’s like another teacher like a little assistant yeah she comes up to me would you want some help with that she like holds my hand and she’s got the knife now and she’s helping me cut it was a red pepper she’s

Helping me cut it and why she’s cutting it cuz I had I was holding the pepper with my other hand I’m an idiot I’ve been autistic for time she starts cutting the pepper and then she’s just literally slicing into my finger and I look at her like oh you’re cutting my

Finger Miss she looks at me back and she smiles and she goes don’t be silly oh okay and a couple seconds later she realizes that she’s literally shanked me I’ve lit been Ned on my first day and I got beaten up by a car she sends me to

The nurse’s office cuz my fingertips literally dangling off and I didn’t snitch on her to the nurse I just said I did it myself and the the nurse was some foreign some Indian woman yeah I tell her the whole situation she cuts me off and she’s like would you like to go home

Before you know it I’m back on the sofa watching heart attack mate me I did not like School clear as a daisy daisy oh look what we got pleas right we making a cake got a spot of butter go get morff eggs right now milk we’ve got milk we’ve got no eggs

What do you mean we got no eggs no eggs we actually got no eggs mm-m bot of milk no you need some M this cake is white you w supposed to put that in there no eggs the Cake’s going to have no protein oh we’re going to need eggs so when are

You going to go and get them time to get a spot of eggs I’ll be back in 2 minutes minut I just need to get a a small I need two eggs get me a drink yeah I’ll get you a drink good to see you by the

Way good to run into you do you want something from the shop that’s all right but I’m feeling charitable I don’t really the whole ham thing but you’ll never catch me eating that they’re not eggs that’s eggs mate that’s boiled eggs though I need uh know for a cake yeah

Like you know to come out of the chicken fresh oh yeah yeah I should wait I need to get a snack though in it there’s no eggs do you know where the eggs are EGS oh sh sorry thank you what does that even mean

Ah I get these eggs wait I don’t think I can legally post this why cuz I’m banned from Tesco for a year a that’s not bag oh [ __ ] oh wait that is the bag what’s going on the baskets there oh oh no oh I’ve done have to shop here you

Are my mate oh yeah thank you my M take take care do you want some eggs I only need two thank you m uh you can have four four I know some you use that you smoke cigarette yes look at that four eggs a sandwich and a cigarette can’t get any better

Than that you have a good merry New Year four cigarettes this is your lucky day F I might put these eggs in my pockets no they’ll Crush no he’s rolling with eggs in his pockets oh [ __ ] what’s he going to do with eggs what the my man’s not

Got a hob he ain’t even have a home homeless people aren’t even making that less than me right now I don’t even have a YouTube channel you know one’s in make some some people in make 100 100 bags a year some of them are on six figures a

Year my salary is0 right now I’ll be honest start trapping you reckon the thing is with a lot of these Trappers they’re making a day wage you might as well work in B andq you know I’m 20 years old now it’s my birthday today on God well you didn’t tell me you didn’t

Say happy birthday this is a hard this is a hard night 11 my happy it is my birthday boys 20 my salary is 0 if you think for a second you’re not doing good enough in life I’m in town with two eggs and no money in my bank account there’s

Just like a whole like a hobo meet up like a fan meet up for the N is this place I don’t trust these lot you know is are they Orthodox Christian um noral Christian Church oh nice why is it underground no h we have two a

Torians we have one that is upstairs I didn’t mean to walk in I love the Christmas tree no he’s not a Christmas tree just noral Serv is happening at 7:30 p.m. today yeah oh I won’t be able to make it I’m making cake yeah do you like gay

People look they all paid for it and I’m watching the exact same show how we could hear her we hear why you got the camera on your head for surveillance jokes on them because they’ve all paid for it and I I’ve just watched it from outside and I can still

Hear it is it yeah that’s such an L you guys that’s such a l i tell him I nothing of is so boring it’s so [ __ ] I got more batteries on me though what can’t down why oh no trust me it’s not it’s not I promise it’s not oh God I promise you

You can no no no you don’t please let I need I need the toilet please oh no she said we’re excited for there’s a car behind us anyway we can’t [ __ ] why can we not go down there I’ve been in this I’ve lived in this city for 20 years

Cousin I know you can go we going to be sitting there for a long time yo please please yes yes just go just go she said it’s motorcycles only why is she pranking me she FY T BR bro she’s actually ping the exit is this way wow

What yo this come this way this way oh I feel so sorry for cuz she’s going to be it all night she’s just come back up the same Yo I only come out for eggs H this is the club there’s not even a b yo is my camera straight no no no no n it needs to be facing that way is it okay okay then you need to take more up no but I need to show my hands as well I have trust this

Show me the point like where do you want to see properly is that all right yeah yeah that’s fine that’s oh all right are you just alone or you no I’m alone today hello sir bro it’s cold it’s cold here it’s raining all the time don’t come oh

You look like my friend I’ve got a friend called e looks he’s like you he’s younger cuz he’s my age Happy New Year I came from Nottingham just now my sister told me to buy eggs I thought I thought your pram was moving by itself yeah I

Didn’t see the little the kid behind it I thought it was just moving no I know but it was behind it so I thought that it was just moving no no no no now in it but like from this angle it looks like no one’s pushing it with this little

[ __ ] pushing it are you on YouTube no I’m just surveillance surveillance for what bro you never know what can happen in these streets I like your jacket I like your your jacket don’t really wear long ones so yeah happy New Year oh hello mate I’ve come from Nottingham to see you

Yeah how you saying what you saying you good you need anything do you know the TV show R Mouse Rouse the TV show R Mouse you look like R Mouse I think it’s the it’s the beard and the hat it makes you look like R Mouse like a it’s like a puppet puppet

Show no car you look like do you want Burger King let’s come get it then is it Rob you forgot to walk do you know what happened turn it off no I’m not turning off I’m keep keeping you safe here happy New Year my friend H happy New Year oh

Let’s get a smile on that there we go who the are these guys he doing up have you got to be brown to do it oh oh yeah yeah I am is this copy these guys are active in it I’m an imposter we your I’m not even an Indian

All you this is a mo all right let me go this is hard these guys have autism is he okay get him water if he needs water hee [ __ ] West Side we out here happy New Year I respect I respect I respect it no it looks it looks cold like with your

Van it’s all ready to go as hard as H and you and you what [ __ ] amount of points I’ve got my license cuz of these but I’ve been told to go to St alurn but I’m guessing I need to go to King’s cross like I need it to show the

General what I’m that should be all right all right I’m going to pay for it cuz you’ve been nice all right Joe’s messaged me I need to go to St Al well he’s not messaging me to go there he’s just daring it excuse me bro this is a medical

Emergency YouTube what you sh what’s this for my YouTube channel this these are both up what’s going on oh sh there’s free there’s free this isn’t St Al this is this is platform three if I was St ALB where would I be I need to be there oh I’m here all right

Cool is that your Speaker all they should always do this all this is [Applause] beautiful taking one in it [ __ ] man caugh me caught me 4K no don’t I don’t think it’s 4K he tell your boy to play some music he is playing some music can you not hear it if you want in it the

Camera will call different I the camera I’m just like me in my head I’m just having a nice day hello excuse me sorry I didn’t mean to tailgate you best train journey of my we’re on our way to St Albin my sister told me to

Get eggs and we’re end route to St ALB not even conscious right now and I know where s Albin is that’s when you know you’re autistic and you fully know the way off my heart and I’ve never been before wait oh [ __ ] listen I’m going to

Do a drive by you’re going to hear me the whole way it’s hard isn’t it if I was St Albin where would I be where’s St Albin I am St Albin and my brother St ALB that is critical thinking from you you know how to get to St ALB

St TS link love you my brother Happy New Year I don’t know why I went over I could have just got around it told you I know what I’m doing come come on do you want to come in all right I just he can’t bump it I’m I’m I’m skilled and

She’s right there what really all right we’re on our way to St ALB boys I don’t even know when the train is I don’t even know bro it’s late it might not even be a trade I bet you didn’t think I’m This na nav na yeah excuse me medical emergency

We’re on our way to St ALB say now platform B come cool hello do you know how to read read what like Words I’ll tell you the words you just need to read it stay with me are you going there yeah all right thank you 18 minutes 18

Minutes to go all depends on the speed of the train all right cheers happy New Year happy New Year let me shake your hand Happy New Year I’m in St Albin I’ve made it I’m I’m in St ALB all right I need to go to the High

Street cuz that’s where I’m meetting my boy what app do I use there’s uh 30 minutes tour it’s 2024 do yes bro hope the gate is open I’ve not got a ticket all right no I mean I have got a ticket come on God is

Real we made it we’re in St Albin boys have you got my eggs then no eggs tonight we’re deep in St alvins right now don’t even know where the eggs are gone they’re in my other jacket I changed a jacket halfway across the country pal no cake tonight lad happy

New Year bro take it easy good luck I’m outside but I can’t get in wait come to the window do you live nearby can I borrow some jeans I ain’t got any I know you are huh I know who you you I love you so much

That’s it the F it’s impossible to get trouses at 11:00 not you I was talking to my friend East he’s in there okay oh I wasn’t talking to you sorry sorry Sor I know I’m not coming in happy New Year cousin I need to get I need to get some

Food can I fist BM my mate through the door can I fist bumping through the door I’m just doing a fist [Applause] bump it’s just a f I need to finish his Dre happy New Year J happy year new welcome you’ve been so nice to me what

You not there you’re not allowed in let’s get some I was in London your jackets look at her hello happy New Year all hello happy New Year Happy New Year I can’t go anywhere cuz I’ve got tracksuit you have a good New Year bed oh babes sorry I’m new virgin where is this

Go I came to St Albin to play we’re on cousin’s roof but I meant to be in London and I’m on a roof in St hello hello yo is this the museum museum is this the Museum oh come on let’s get this kebab and we’ll

Go I’m not having a new year in a kebab shop we have to have new year no kab kab kab kab kab kab bro trust me take 10 minutes it won it won it w Donna Kebab small happy New Year boys pay you from London yeah yeah yeah

We’ve just come from there name is se you spell it after for me my brother Mis s e f a second name g a y g gay well gay but g u s u z Oh j e a y here you go my brother £10 sent to Mr seph inshah

Everyone in there has a good healthy life support support the family nice okay Andre you got the £10 yeah that’s cool bro I trust you thank you my brother they’re so nice they’re actually God bless them it’s dead Bro think is it [ __ ] bur over did all of that [ __ ] 10 I

Paid extra that’s a hard wh you want some happy New Year happy New Year this is a hard motor all right my brother this is a nice car A6 diesel yeah Kebab for what was about I I come up why did you come

Up I saw it happen in my head I was like why is it coming out just surveillance happy New Year happy New Year happy New Year as I’m going to get don’t chat to me about storage why New Year why are you not going in

It is in it oh is it a be real oh you already know not goo why not I thought XL bullies were banned n trust me I’ve been chat to one all night that’s easy yeah that’s what I’m saying bro you like him I don’t like you [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] this guy what he does for fun on New Year he sneaks into a public foot the audacity to ask me why I wasn’t it let’s sneak into this public fo no no I didn’t know and of course I wasn’t here you it’s not D

Just oh I’m [ __ ] down BR no no press param my bro I’m good thank you do you like work in Uber I love it you love it is it a far is it a long drive no minutes oh we’re going to get to know each other by

The end of this you can answer it I’m not going to come it’s Malik man you got Malik n don’t good New Year oh sh right little yeah yeah you talk a lot oh no no no no [ __ ] there’s a fire there’s a fire come come come come they

Come the wrong way they’ve gone the wrong way boys there’s a fire how do we get there this way straight straight bro why is there a fire there’s where’s the fire brigade wait there’s blue whoa that’s a car is it there’s a car on fire there’s a VW Golf on fire oh someone’s

Died I hope not I’m just clocked why is the light come on why is the car light on why are the headlights coming on who’s turn them on that’s M who to there mod why is this car on fire why are the headlights flickering oh no no no no no it’s going

To explode it’s going to explode we should stand back you know stand back the camera’s going to make it look like we’re far we not Weir bro it’s going to explode into that house I can’t lie huh it’s going to explode into the house fire brigade yo E time get away from it

No it’s calm it’s far but it’s going to hit that house yo I beg you get the fire brigade to come brother it’s so Peak it’s going to burn their house yeah the oh [ __ ] me you reck no one’s dead no one’s dead no one’s dead I didn’t know them no

One’s dead oh please walk to the right I’m not even saying it to be a prick just no we live down that way is anyone in is there anyone in happy New Year anyway unique who are you thought you going to beat me off or something that oh no way why are you

There’s a car on fire was that you no no no I would’t do that good to see you though dude yeah I’m so confused happy New Year what start off with the bang do you hear it did you hear it pop no I didn’t hear it

Pop but I saw um it’s a car smoke it’s a car on fire car on fire car yeah it’s a car it’s a car on fire bro that is mad what is the chances was that firework I thought it was just the caride it you know too many details considering

He wasn’t there sure it’s not your car I can’t lie I’ve got a bit of a suspect here he wasn’t even there and he told me there was a firework in it good to meet you by the way ramps well I did not think this would go

I thought we just having to kab and calling it tonight we didn’t have a though no we did no we didn’t we had a it wasn’t a good one oh boys well Happy New Year many videos to come this year did you ever get the eggs I got the eggs but

They just I don’t think we’re going to make it home I can’t lie where did you go all night well if I tell you you’re not going to believe me go on then right we got some free time cuz it’s a bit of a long one last night was a bit of a

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