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What’s your first name hm what’s your first name Anakin no I’m just playing it’s bailing don’t [ __ ] it I’ll take you to jail for that it’s bailing yeah I’m not stupid I know that have ID on you I do not I do not do you have ID on you no I

Don’t I thought you were asking him what his costume was okay get your ID out do you have ID on you I don’t I literally thought you were just asking my costume I’m sorry yeah I said what’s your first name I know I thought you were talking about the costume my

Name is my name is B yeah imagine someone driving by serious just seeing luk and an everybody needs to be quiet okay well you’re this a Q&A no yes sir yes sir you does not matter that’s uh costume or ax I’m kidding Kyle isn’t that real crimes we wearing

Outfits in the store it’s l Halloween we can’t wear outfits that’s what we’re getting in trouble for not a Q&A by the way it’s not a Q&A right so quick question why are you so upset been using the force lately yeah man all the time me and Pat were [ __ ]

Doing doggy the other night got crazy yeah me and Leo were too it’s your sister bro well it was episode four so I didn’t know oh okay okay you got a favorite Star Wars movie mine’s Revenge of the Sith prequels are better than the originals though but thinks for nerds

Yeah way with Works wearing costumes on Halloween I know popcorn it’s outrageous it’s unfair they needed back up for us wearing costumes and getting popcorn what’s up man how you doing I like it thank you thank you Anakin how funny would it be if we go to jail on these

Outfits all right you guys are trespassed from the store right all right you understand what that means can’t come back if you come back if you subject to arrest so just so we know what not to do next time what what crime did we commit I don’t know you not

Commit a crime you not commit a crime you so why’d you go so hard on us I didn’t go hard on you so I can literally get trespassed for any reason yeah yes so they could just whip that out on someone if they don’t like their haircut

Or something cuz I feel like he just wasn’t vibing with my outfit get the vehicle and go okay we took our speeder okay speed and go you guys have a wonderful day you too May the force be with you yeah of course they kicked us out for wearing costumes hey what was

Your instruction oh he just wanted a picture car and get off the property he just wanted a picture I’m sorry get off the prop dude I’m taking a picture take it too serious I don’t have a car I told you it was a speeder bro got mad over an

Anakin joke what’s your [ __ ] real name he’s been [ __ ] on our ass all day about getting a job oh he said we have to do it in person none that knew he’s smart though y’all supposed to come in yeah yeah what type of job experience

Do y’all have um I mean I’m a black belt in karate you’re a black belt in karate it’s not a job midley shut it down come on you’re in an interview shut it down I can’t focus when you have the sounds going like put it down just a little bit

I’m the leader of a clan on stop stop shut it off we’re mid interview dude doesn’t freaking matter now I’m the nice look you cracked your [ __ ] phone you literally crack your phone scre shut the hell up your dad your dad can shut the hell up I freaking fight you right here

Y you think I could snag a fry thanks man we’ll get food after the interiew I’m hungry right now thank you you got two give him one back no no you I was going to eat that manam anyways so they like the food you burn your hand that’s what you get for

Take it’s hot anyways back to the job interview see I’m young ready to get in the world want to make some cash I’m not trying to end up like this guy 36 in Mom and Dad’s basement playing [ __ ] Call of Duty 36 is Young he pisses me off I

Don’t I don’t [ __ ] with him I don’t want him to be my brother I don’t appreciate him oh yeah so funny let’s make fun of the little one they released a new imposters mode it’s kind of like among us but it’s on fortnite it’s bunch of little kitties running around and then

Me I’m kind of the top dog since I’m 36 so I just go crazy in there vir so what are y’all playing like what what are you about to play I’m on the cart grind right now you’re at six place no no no guys come on Dad it’s an

Interview I don’t care at all I’ll break it right now I’ll break it right now drop it I’ll break it right now I’ll break it right now it drop it will drop it you won’t cuz you’re scared that’s oh he caught it you’re lucky he [ __ ]

Caught it I don’t even give a [ __ ] because it’s off cuz he won’t pay my get the hell away from me get the hell away from me that’s right Cry keep crying you little Baby you got you got this you got this you can do this you can do cry baby cry baby cry baby cry baby cry baby cry baby cry baby I’m tick I’m tick cry baby I’m tick so you don’t know nothing that far Guys Five Guys that’s

Freaking suck what the hell Five Guys I don’t want five guys that’s sus that’s so sus get it five guys that’s so sus what the hell you wish you could have Five Guys you wish you could have five guys guys it’s it’s the name of the restaurant Five Guys tag teamed your

Mom that was a good one I know you got to give him jobs please I think that’s it for the interview y’all okay I really like yall honestly you like us yeah so we got the job we’re always late for check out like we always check out late and they’re

Knocking on the door at like 9:00 a.m. like housekeeping so we always just stay in our hotel room see how long we can make it so like they’ve literally come here twice and they’re like yo time for checkout and we just don’t say anything and we’re playing the clip from Home

Alone you know when the robber’s like at the door and he plays like take the change you filthy animal leave it on a doorstep and get the hell out of here all right nice to meet you nice to meet you follow me on ground my uh phone is dead

What is it follow meing all that authentic [ __ ] and now when I say follow me you don’t want to follow me how do I how do I what is it it’s my little bro right here you see the resemblance yeah I see okay so this is this is your

Brother he don’t even want to really follow me Listen Hold on he did a whole about and like how you keep going all that good St I said y me I’m t on my Instagram he not showing me no love it’s cuz I’m on his Instagram looking at it

But now that you’re being weird I’m not n you’re good bro you’re trying to come at me and do me like that but I feel him m’s on me he can’t even hear you I know you got talk right here this guy it’s crazy cuz like I’m actually looking at

His Instagram most people would not even [ __ ] pull it up dude it’s so cold it’s so cold it’s so cold stop it’s dripping it’s all up in my it’s all up on myou anymore a few moments later [Laughter] W oh my goodness dude look at this man dude look

Look at the cup hold can’t wait to drive this tomorrow it smells so bad it’s all this stuff just so C [ __ ] gr grenade how do you keep finding me grenade in coming that is the funnest thing we’ve ever done oh so God dude we legit went to Splash [Applause] [Applause] Mountain bro damn hey hey hey what the [ __ ] yeah he he grabbed me you don’t touch police officers you understand me no they don’t grab police officers either understand I do anything do not gra me tell me about touching a child not [Applause] Meile grab the [ __ ] out of that kid then I just want him chill out and he grabs me Power Trip [Applause] [Applause] we’re at UCLA we’re about to do a Mario lecture prank so we literally got a Mario Kart we’re going to ride in there there’s no way we have all the right [ __ ] yeah so if you want to go ahead and put this on I’ll put it on when we get

Inside Noah thinks that he’s going to walk in there cuz me and K going to drive in after Noah’s already in so Noah thinks that he’s going to walk in his Bowser and be like where’s Mario and Luigi and then we just don’t [ __ ] walk in

No we definitely if y’all do that I swear to God I’m not doing another clip no we’re not going to do that I just want to let you know you’re right oh I know I’m going walk in that [ __ ] make a scene and then y’all are just going to

Dip and I’m going be standing in there alone all right let’s see what you look like in it I’m not putting it on dude why we got to see how it looks we got to see if you fit in it how [ __ ] hard would you laugh there behind the camera

If he says where’s Mario Luigi and then it’s silent and then we don’t come in that’s the Bel that was so oh my God I didn’t see what looks like this walks in this walks in says the Lin he walks in says the lines no one

Shows up you’re sitting there I have 3 seconds to come in or I’m walking on we’re not going to build that I promise there’s no way we get that built dude I’m sorry we drove like 5 hours that [ __ ] we’re building the Mario Kart no

You got to go nude all right 3 2 1 sh stripper oh my God that this is so dumb oh my God like what the [ __ ] it’s been become such a meme that Noah is like you guys are going to leave me when I do the

Prank like I know you guys aren’t going to come in when I say where smart and Luigi and he’s like so mad about this prank like he’s so embarrassed he doesn’t want to do it at all he’s going to go in there and say it and then we’re

Just not going to this is like the funniest thing ever no this is like funnier than actual prank Oh by far like this is so funny like dude that b he hates getting in the Bowser costume you know he’s going to say and everyone’s going to be like and then he’s going to

Be like I said where’s Mario and that’s our queue to come in and we’re just not going to come at like 3:00 a.m. K’s like what if we actually didn’t show up and I’m like I’m not going to lie that shit’s so funny we’re like all right

[ __ ] it we got to do it you ready Bud all right you got to really sell the part you love this outfit oh yeah man [ __ ] a bro I just hate that I’m the first one to go in that’s so annoying he’s so nervous dude he’s going to be so

Mad I’m going to give him money or something Happ he’s going to be so pissed [ __ ] that bro right go they’re going to see me go to the where’s Mario and Luigi where are they I’m trying to find them where are they I know they’re in here somewhere where are

They I’m trying to find them they’re in here somewhere hiding where are they take a picture all you want they’re coming in eventually they’re in here somewhere n [ __ ] y’all Bro [ __ ] you bro I knew yall were going to do that bro you know what’s crazy bro

You put it in our head like you kept me in like like I know you guys are going to leave me if you didn’t say [ __ ] you’re so Anno I feel bad I was standing there and everybody’s like laughing and then the teacher’s like I said it like four times the

Teacher’s like all right dude I don’t know where they’re at probably just go what was going through your no by the third time I said it I was like all right they’re not coming on I knew y’all were doing that by the way you’re were acting when you’re like dude just go all

Right take your stupid ass Mike [ __ ] y’all I [ __ ] hate Y no it finally gets to be done with this prank St just chilling got mine too yeah yeah say my boyfriend yeah surprised yeah yeah oh yeah nervous pretty nervous yeah respect you respect me 2023 you know it’s okay to suck

Dick I chuckle what’s the other side of thing oh yeah that’s just backup you know in case this is my first time meeting him he’s 52 suar Dad yeah I guess so kind of awkward just me and you sitting here oh man it’s life man oh hell yeah man

What’s your name ant nice to meet you Antonio nice to meet you I’m birie I’m birie birie yeah I got to go to the bathroom could you hold it real quick I’ll be right back what if my client come I’ll be right back I’ll be right

Back thank you thank you thank you thank you what’s his name Antonio oh that’s his name yeah yeah yeah what’s your name an nice to meet your Antonio huh 52 oh he’s real freaky no I say he’s 52 oh 52 yeah yeah I thought you said freaky yeah there you

Go thank you nice to meet you see the video oh man I kind of figure that yeah well thanks for being cool this the coolest dude ever what’ you say what happened turn that camera away from me it wasn’t even on you dude never understand why people talk to the camera

If they don’t want to be on camera camera I thought you were asking what type of camera just keep it on me I’m so confused don’t put that yo bro we don’t mean any harm I’m just buying gum yo yo yo yo yo yo the camera up there Mr gone

Can you turn off these video cameras cuz he doesn’t want to be on camera you want to get punched in the face dude dude I’m trying to help you out man that’s why I just told him to turn off the camera [ __ ] I’m literally helping you dude here

I am looking out for you what was his deal Mr KH am I know he was screaming so loud I thought it’d be so funny if we did fake Hotel made pranks like we got the full outfits we got the utensils walk around the hotel lobby as Maids

Somebody called us up here us no you didn’t room service or clean not us we got to call about a [ __ ] in the bed you’re not making this up no no no they said they’ be waiting in the hallway for us you guys just don’t look

Like you [ __ ] the bed we came in for dinner we’re shoting the B for go to the room you said you did Sho the bed no are we getting [ __ ] prank called or something I woke up out of bed I woke up out of bed for this [ __ ] I mean

Yesterday it was we had to clean up the jizz today it’s clean up the [ __ ] you know it’s like doesn’t end man grab that trash nice yeah let’s grab it so the camera thing you guys doing a pumpkin or what you want to get that trash right

There at least he’s not with us what are you doing bro camera hey at the [ __ ] floor we didn’t ask for pictures you want to get that trash we’ll take it to Jeremy for now sorry about that gentlemen he’s not with don’t go with us go with him you’re with him he’s not

With me not with us maybe he’s with that dude who the [ __ ] is this move guy on the phone Move Along run along oh you can giggle all you want it’s not funny put the camera down put the [ __ ] camera down you really think it’s funny let’s go to

Front desk okay let’s all go to front desk let’s go yeah let’s go [ __ ] it be pretty awkward if we got stuck could you imagine oh man girl go ahead all yours please don’t touch me no you’re fine just go all right you just touching

Me no no no no no no bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad Idea where where where where turn oh god dude a gun oh it’s a gun he’s got a gun he’s got a gun he’s got a gun Open Your Door your door this one will open he’s got a gun he’s got a gun he’s got a gun he’s got a g get in get

Get oh my God we got to get out of here it’s the cops it’s the cops it’s the [ __ ] cops damn it bro I knew this one was going to get us [ __ ] I’m not going to lie all right let’s hope this cops chill and listens to us hey

We go we’re here on a trip we were doing a prank where we were the maids inside of the lobby I don’t know what you got called yes of course one yellow shirt Palm stream shorts yeah right here can I step out of the vehicle where y on tour

For are you a YouTuber something yes yes sir y didn’t get in the fight or anything today there was no fight but I was like walking out and then he just kind of grabbed me and kind of threw me You Haul but out of there and you might

Have nuded the guy be careful good night yes sir thank you guys y have a good night yo yall know where the gay frat is yeah fing walk right out right out you guys aren’t part of it right wait what part are you in oh my God I’m in that gay

One are you baing LaVine he’s ba LaVine he’s ba LaVine we bin LaVine what’s your name again I watch I’ll kill [ __ ] you you’ll kill who wait your name’s B like how many followers on like YouTube do you have I don’t know are you yo do you guys know where the gay frat

Is huh the gay frat the gay frat you guys are part of God [ __ ] dude it’s not fair it’s not fair he’s recording he is dude that’s called a camera a it’s a [ __ ] PS4 PS4 PS4 PlayStation right yes he’s grinding the new Spider-Man game right now we

Upgraded it’s PS5 what’s the what’s the documentary on uh gay frats that’s why we approach you talking to the right guy right here yeah you’re talking to the righty do you receive or do you give ah dude man I I don’t know I don’t know he’s ous dude everyone’s chill dude no one

Gets mad I want one of those like ego ass like like I’m not [ __ ] gay where’s your triod at I don’t know dude I should have brought it I should have brought it [Applause] bro come on bro let’s [ __ ] fight [ __ ] you do flicking me off [ __ ] huh huh huh

What I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m just kid I’m just kidding I’m just kidding are you be yes I am take a picture hey I love you bro I didn’t mean to scare you just pissed off his mom has a lunch lady

Ass sorry for taking so long he forgot the cap I’m Waluigi yeah yeah I kind of roll with him all the time he wanted me in his graad picks I mean I dropped out freshman year but I can hop in the pic right yes sir yeah hey I don’t blame it

I never did care for academic side yeah yeah the academic side you know I’m actually an ex photographer oh okay yeah they used to call me Peter Parker back in the day Mom just wanted me to come Overlook it cuz she didn’t want me to take the pictures I don’t know she

Wanted more professional but you know I’ll let you know if you’re doing something wrong or anything I want you long about here you think right there yeah I mean don’t you think he should be by the tree or no well we’re going to do we’re going to do several you said what

Sorry we’re going to do several okay let me have you come over this way I mean I was thinking more to the right yeah definitely to the right yeah come over this way just a little bit no definitely just stay on the right yeah right stay on the right understand where you’re at

Oh yeah yeah I know what I’m doing I know it’s just I’m an ex photographer you know but I’m the one with the camera you’re right you’re right you know people used to call me Lucas bow back in the day you know the filmer of B I’m

With the lenses yeah let’s go down here while we can oh that one’s nice there we go one more one more that one came out great man I’m thinking maybe a candid he could be like walking like hit one of these pieces like in the street yeah all right you

Know let’s run up a Candon real quick so I’m thinking just out there like you’re crossing the road you just hit one of these pieces right here think that’s a good idea right now you don’t want to get some can though well we can get some candid but not out

In the middle of stre I think we should represent the college lifestyle a little bit maybe you’re drinking a brew smoking a blunt yeah yeah all right if you got them you got them smoke them sweet if you got them smoke them that’s not real college lifestyle yeah baby all right

All right I’ll let you cats do the work I’m going just sit back and kind of watch make sure it’s all good that is a long ass lens how many inches is that 72 oh God damn man wish I had that down there if you know what I

Mean Mr duok I was just wondering oh yeah my bad well I’m trying to work here I’m just think we can talk about [ __ ] later okay all right my bad my bad if I’m annoying you just tell me when to shut up I just kind of like that plaque

Behind you there yeah know I like the plaque behind you there wait wait wait let me just yeah it’s a little his collar was a little messed up okay actually matter of fact yeah just make sure to get these yeah those are good all right there we go wait wait wait

Wait wait wait wait it’s just the wrinkles the wrinkles the wrinkles I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry all right here we go 3 two one action that’s it that’s the one I know it I feel it trying to figure this out see this background right here with the

Trees in the back that stay out of the shot oh stay out of the shot you said yeah okay sorry about that what oh I was just looking you want to check if my shoes are good no the shoes are good the shoes are good I’m going to go waste up

Okay waist up well in that case just oh thank you thank all oh that’s good you don’t mind just the aperture make sure that’s up a little bit I’m shooting F9 right now okay F9 perfect maybe an f8 I don’t know I’m feeling an f8 I’m going take it down

A little bit okay yeah take it down for sure don’t forget the the iso as well yeah the iso care okay oh the isos auto don’t worry yeah don’t worry don’t worry about it I’ll get it I mean autos for beginners no I’m so mad I forgot my

Dress oh did you leave it at home yeah wow I’m just kidding I got you 2023 oh yeah you never know you never know these days that’s what I’m saying that’s what I’m saying we can do one at the fountain right there I don’t think we’re going to have

Enough enough light for no but I feel like nightlife is an accurate way to describe your time here since you a big partyer he was out at 2: a.m. yeah finger banging half the half the school that’s why he did so while in college you’re not able to get it the

Shut speed you can do it he’s really good at it if you want him to tap in yeah he’s the man I use oh thank you yeah yeah thank you yeah they just couldn’t get the shutter speed right and I told him you’re the man I didn’t mean

To tap you and they were just struggling and I know you’re like a Jedi master with this [ __ ] he’s the man one time we had to get like a moving shot I was doing this nude photo shoot and he just he videoed and then he just screenshotted it then you don’t have to

Really adjust it cuz you can just take screenshots of the videos yeah it was awesome all right let’s do this yeah hello no I’m here right now we’re taking pictures mind if I take a shot oh yeah yeah no go ahead I didn’t mean to get in the way or anything sorry

Yeah no we’re taking pictures no the dude doing it is really good he knows exactly what he’s doing we’re getting pictures on the Bell right now we’re doing pictures on the Bell would you mind getting out of my shot oh yeah sorry I was on the phone okay I car

Sorry I didn’t mean to okay sorry I think we got some good ones out of that you think I could get in one I’m going to flex for the one time okay come on we got to hurry okay okay yeah should we get a couple shots of us

Making out yeah I want you to step over here okay for sure this is nice I’m thinking maybe I hop in this one can I check it out oh I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t pose right can we do another fck wrong with it I just don’t

Like the way I look in that one if we could just run up a quick another all right I’ll make it fast I’ll make it fast okay let me see that one let’s go wait can we do another one no kind out in the open like this way

From the tree oh cuz the trees block out the lighting you never noticed that as a photographer me I call myself a photographer when people say I’m an amateur one idea of etiquette never step in front of another guy’s lens oh I didn’t mean to I didn’t mean to youve

Done it five times already here you go thre in some extra all righty thank you of course of course thank you so much how we doing how we doing yall have for Bama right no no Georgia how was I supposed to know ah but low key like B’s going to

Win right huh B’s going to win right I’m on EJ’s side but like I’m looking at the stats recently and stuff I don’t know [ __ ] Bama dude youj on top dude I recognize you you’re that famous internet D I thought you were going to like yell

At me but yeah can you fake it real quick fake it act like you’re super mad dude come on get mad I’ll edit it I can’t you’re right it was a test cuz we don’t fake [ __ ] around here that’s how we do it take that [ __ ] off around here

Georgia only come on dude you want to do [ __ ] to my face though got denied man I got [ __ ] scammed sucks dude you guys got extra tickets I suck dick you suck no dick over here you no [ __ ] take that [ __ ] [ __ ] somewhere El oh my bad I just

Wanted free tickets it worked last time I just wanted free tickets funny as [ __ ] is when people get that mad over gay [ __ ] what are the odds you walk up and say I’ll give you a handob for a free ticket do do it do it you do it okay M

Hey man what’s up man uh do you have any extra I’ll do anything for a free ticket man I’ll give you like the The Joe Biden special man man get out around me with that [ __ ] [ __ ] bro that gay [ __ ] get out around me with that [ __ ] [ __ ] on that

Camera the sloppy toy Hey sir hey hey I not say that I not say that he had two job tattoo he’s a killer yeah I [ __ ] know you make it these my friend are yours for free he’s going to make it he’s going to make it Coach

B oh oh that that was a practice shot okay so this is the real one CB c c did it that’s how he’s do it bro oh my God I can’t believe he did it I can’t believe it had a weird feeling do people make him not really let’s have him guard

Yo yo you got to play against him real quick you got to guard him bro guard yeah yeah guard him guard all right all right do the move do the [Applause] move works every time that move worked right wait so we walked away with two free pairs two free pairs you’re here

For the Cardinals me yeah no Oh I thought you since you were standing up between me and you I’m for them I mean they’re just better right the Cardinals are better than the Braves yeah yeah they’ve won 59 lost 78 Atlanta’s won they’re winning today so it’s like the

Cardinals are clearly better all around I feel like the Cardinals are just better if I’m being real with you well they’re not going to make the playoffs you know damn well they’re going to make the playoffs come on man to make playoffs oh they are they’re

Not yeah come on man they’re smoking you guys you think they’re going to make the playoffs the Cardinals yes yes okay you keep believing man keep believe listen I don’t want to get riled up here but who’s winning right now where are they in their division do you know

I do they’re dead last I don’t need to keep up with that [ __ ] crap all right I’m not looking I’m not looking at the divisions like a nerd I just know I know trust me trust me brother I do not trust you listen I don’t know you I don’t

Trust you listen they call me the fortune teller of sports remember Back to the Future where Biff goes back in time and Biff gets the Sports Illustrated book and he knows everything that’s like me baby I’m on my [ __ ] telling yourself that hey hey hey I’ll be laughing when they win the playoffs

Get me away from this guy go Cardinals he’s the best he’s the best he thinks the Cardinals w win the playoffs I’m like Cardinals we’re going into Walmart because we got to try yachty’s new pizza it’s available in all Walmarts yeah we are moving there’s so many people imagine they’re out

No either we sold out or we’ll say sold out we’ll say sold out sold out they didn’t have any pizza at Walmart so we went to yach’s house now we’re just going to [ __ ] make it I mean he owns it right what flavor is this the honey my

Faor I’mma to put it on a bottom rack because mhm smells nice thank you I’mma to put it on the bottom rack because this is super oven if it says 10 minutes in this oven it take six wao there don’t get the ass shot in y like all right here we

Go where you going get a creeping all up behind me I’m like okay first you’re bending down to get the pizza now you’re getting behind me T into that [ __ ] oh is sweet I like it yeah it’s good I got to try the the chicken wing flavor though how’s

It feel having your face on a pizza awesome hi there going good how are you doing all right my name is Cash nice to meet nice to meet you what’s your guys’ name smidley birie I’m just going to get it off the bat I’m kind of nervous dad’s putting a lot of pressure

On us we got these suits for trying to look nice how y 22 36 and how’ you hear about the physician our dad he’s kind of put us through the ringer he wants us to try everything you guys just need jobs I know I know well I mean not much of me

I’m 22 he’s legit 36 without a job so come here schmidley come here come here schmidley and then what’s your a bird avilability looking like like what days can you work every day but Saturday I have fortnite cash Cup on Saturday I’m more of a night owl I prefer like the

Graveyard shift yeah cuz he stays up all night playing Cod fortnite nobody plays Cod it’s 2020 whatever man war zone 2 is in shambles at least I’m not 36 playing games doesn’t matter Focus come on all right all right sorry how many hours did you

Be looking for a week 1 to two no no no no it I would love 20 hours a week I’m new to this whole job thing I’m not going to lie hours that’s almost a full day you can do this I’m on schmidley side with this I’m on schmidley side

With this that’s a lot that’s insane what are your shifts like typically it’s like 4 to 5 hours shifts right now okay excuse my fren what the no no no not the job [ __ ] 4 to 5 hours not at the job interview we’re going to mess this all

Up swear in come on do not swear do not swear he just said no swearing I tried to hold it in but that is insane you’re upsetting him nice one [ __ ] idiot sh just said come on come on come on come on there’s another thing we don’t have

Our license dad you could drop us off anytime happily yes I could also ride the bike I’m pretty good at riding bikes that would take a long time we’re already on his bad side cuz you said the f word you’re on his bad side you’re on

The bad side you’re on his bad side are he’s on the bad side said the f word admit it he’s the one either way regardless of who on what side of you how to describe yourselves start with you about three words how to describe myself let’s hear this let him Focus uh

Lazy stop stop let me think let me think um lazy idiot loser stop stop what are those things called what’s a cinemon for for lazy how about you pace yourself yeah I just I like to do things at my Pace not lazy not lazy I like to do

Things in my Pace I since I’m not getting hired cuz he didn’t even ask me my three I’m going to be honest no what what that’s outrageous is what it is I’m just being open and honest is there any way we could get a restart uh sir I need

This job all right that’s unfortunate dad’s going to spank the [ __ ] out of me that’s between you and your dad I can’t do nothing about that I apologize it’s cuz you said the f word he said the f word you all right be real who would you

Rather hire I take a pick neither you neither neither appreciate you all coming down I wish you all the best of luck in your future endeavors here goes he’s going to start crying here goes the crying this is not my first job right I

Lost a lot of jobs in the past you just got to work your way up St yeah okay okay I just got put on the spot with three questions to describe me I I I appreciate you I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I GL you didn’t I’m not a big Personal Touch guy

I’ll take your hand okay I wish you all good luck thank you sir thank you a good rest of your day I will see you in the Working World in the future if that’s what happens that’s what happens Dad thanks a lot for dragging us along to

This stupid job jobs are for losers anyways you did okay whatever is the jerky actually good here it actually is BR pretty fire really what’s the best jerky flavor uh lemon pepper I got that last time I didn’t like it you didn’t or you lemon pepper ever guy or what Wings

Well wings are UPS man get you some Buffalo then where’s it at [ __ ] his voice sounds like the The Voice we did in the Vape prank you’re like [ __ ] get I’m tell you man it’s some [ __ ] killer dog you got to hop on that bro but you were you were joking the first

Time cherry maple is looking pretty gas I never had Cherry that shit’s looking pretty up you listen to the new Kodiak song Kodak Kodak came out with a country song Kodiak I did I heard it I love Kodak kodak’s in my top five that’s his voice [ __ ] killed me man I

Swear to God he wasn’t kidding he’s like this shit’s gas no cap Big Ups I’m like what can I see it oh my gosh dude yo get out of the shot man real quick just get n I’m just kidding I’m just kidding I’m just kidding what’s going on man guys my

Name’s Gustavo nice to meet you man this is rodri how’s it going yeah shake his hand rodri we’re just looking for some new equipment he’s on tour right now what are you looking for like what should we get first guitars he doesn’t talk much on saving the vocals but uh we’re looking

To get guitars if y’all got some fenders we look I said electric I was just playing this uh this Fender right here okay yeah I mean do you want to [ __ ] with it or okay yeah I mean did you want to just play it you need a pick that pick there

Yeah that that’ll be fine and there you go no jesz at least try to play it Jesus [ __ ] Christ need something righteous need something more righteous do you want to stay on this amp or do you want I’m filling this amp okay maybe [ __ ] talk my voice could go for tour

Hopefully this one is the one make our sixth trip sorry about my manager he’s a bum that is a pretty guitar though yeah I know it’s nice right I was feeling a shred could you plug it in for me thanks you mind getting on drums uh sure all

Right give me something I like that lonely lonely even When God damn it all right hold on hold on hold on hold on just let him tune it so what’s your type of vibe you ever heard of our band what’s your band loaded pretty Global I mean depends on what you con is global but I can look

You guys up man we’re used to smaller gigs right now we performed at uh this really rad pizza shop the other night but we’re going to be up there in Madison Square Garden pretty soon so I mean it’s a pleasure for you even know us somebody farted somebody farted are

You a keyboard player no actually I’m looking for a keyboard but I did not know how to play we were just looking for an extra keyboard guy we’ve been going at it for seven years yeah just recently got out of mom’s basement making it into the big games that’s

Awesome we run a little tour if you would count it as that kind of riding around in our van but it’s all good hey man appreciate it know a guy you know where to come thank you man what’s up boss when we get this I do have one

Question are these negotiable at all or is this set stone it’s see what we got here yeah it’s still cuz we got a ban no wheeling and dealing at all not unless it’s after 90 days o I mean I could throw you up on the on the gram tag you

Guys on the gram so I’m just thinking with the Instagram tag we could get it down to like maybe 150 230 we can get it to 150 he has 1,400 followers on Instagram though I get it but my my band Instagram page has two 2,000 so I get

You he does Tik Tok as well we could we could do a a dual social media post people call me like a modern day rock star I’m Miss I’m Miss manager if you couldn’t tell what type of manager are you that you can’t even give me a deal

You can’t even negotiate as a manager he said it’s nonn can’t even go sit in the [ __ ] Corner [ __ ] go sit in the corner Jesus this guy this guy let me you guys take Apple pay n it’s going to be a car you got my card Gustavo turn

Around turn around you’re in the corner you talk to me like that you got my card I don’t have your card huh speak up I don’t I don’t have your card he doesn’t have my card so I guess we’ll just come back all right Gustavo turn around I’m

Good 100% I can yeah all right that’ll teach you you’re not going to talk to me like that all these people are you’re not going to do it all right I’ll go make you sit in the corner I’ll [ __ ] quit I left Blink 182 to deal with this

[ __ ] you got four people at your last [ __ ] concert think you’re a [ __ ] Rockstar trying to negotiate a guitar price who the [ __ ] do you think you are I’m [ __ ] I’m done [ __ ] this I’m out do I not look like a rockstar your band sucks my band’s awesome man you take that

Back sorry about him dude everyone’s leaving we’re late to the party later oh [ __ ] Are we late yeah oh no it’s over it’s over it doesn’t look over to me it’s never ogre come on Kyle come with me SK I’m [ __ ] out come on Grandma wow this is like a fever

Dream this is my first time here oh my God you belong here I feel like we’re the only one that isn’t on like shrooms and LSD right now I know no they got to be [ __ ] out of their mind [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this you just have

To feel the Vibes you just got to feel it within man you just got to feel the V man feel it man feel it feel it today we’re doing a classic fake Uber driver prank I did it way back in the day to Noah my uncle is an actor so

We’re going to have him play a Russian it’s going to be amazing I will tell you one thing for you to point this at me I have signed I have to sign okay this [ __ ] guy so we’re going to put this dash camera in here our plan is going to be that he’s

Like an ex-criminal he’s trying to make money through Uber and then he gets a call that’s like a deal he can’t resist yo we got we have that photo shoot can you give us 30 minutes all right I completely forgot I I’ll I’ll call an Uber for y’all you

Don’t have to pay for anything oh this is so funny that was so easy I’m pulling in right now all right hold it Bill yes sir all right Ste Play Casual you know the drill just ease into it this uh youat at the restaurant yeah yeah it’s

Good yeah it was cool dude I’m hot as [ __ ] could you turn the AC on it’s not work Windows not work either it’s not my car I I apologize they already texted us like this dude’s weird as [ __ ] his his windows don’t work I have to come here

From Russia because to know uh go into prison why it’s business um they believe it they haven’t even texted me is it a prank hold on okay you got to say that you have a couple bodies like casually like like like I’m disposed of people in Russia I put uh f one

Hole one hole with uh four people four four people oh they were not live they were not live I did one life one time but uh he texted us saying this dude is from the [ __ ] Mafia I’m [ __ ] bricks he like bro get his info please he’s talking about burying people

In a hole I have one just one stop I have I have make uh if you can help I can give you money no it’s okay I me just one just one it’s maybe 10 minutes uh you can just drop us off and we can catch another Uber uh I don’t it’s going

To show up on the no you can just like pop out no it’s no no it’s just one stop we we we’ll go and then you can stay in the car and we and it will just be a moment it will be quick no please please

Please no it’s it’s good it’s good it will be good hold please please please you got to [ __ ] scream at them and get it so they so they get out of the car so then we can come rescue them you will stay in the car you will not

Stay in the car I thought I thought we were going to his house who yeah are we’re not going to my house no I have one stop have to make I texted Ian and I said just get out and I’ll come get y’all what the [ __ ] I’m

Turning around dude you got to scream at him and get him to jump out of the car so we can pick them up they completely believe it we will go and then and then you stay you keep the eyes down you don’t look very important I’m not [ __ ] around okay very

Dangerous they actually think a little bit get little it’s right now it has to happen otherwise no money I’ll just hop out right now [ __ ] you can’t hop out right now you in the middle of this and then the ride will I can’t I can’t do the ride I’m sorry

Cancel I didn’t pay for this [ __ ] I’ll hop out right now no no no no no do not get out the car oh my God Ian said we’re going to listen to what he says just come find me bro you got my location so like there’s no way we could just right

Now we’re just going to keep our eyes closed and listen to what you say all right thank you you’re a smart one okay you will get out you will stand here on this entrance gotcha okay you will stand here gotcha don’t talk to anybody gotcha you stay here I will come

Back in 4 minutes Goa okay 4 minutes Goa don’t talk to anybody don’t look at anybody okay get come on let’s go let’s go let’s go come on all right okay I just dropped them off okay okay sweet sweet sweet we’re coming we’re coming they’re running

We [ __ ] drive are good [ __ ] B to Rob this [ __ ] film film man tell the camera tell the camera so we got in the Uber right and then this [ __ ] just started speaking like Russian like asking us about like our prison and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] thought that was him no AC none

Of that [ __ ] Windows didn’t roll down my ass off dude dude go go go no go go go go go go go drive drive drive drive drive drive dude Fu bro I’ll beat the you bro I knew it this is my uncle he’s an actor you K

It Kaden ran yo I just want to say these dudes are about to get killed in the first thing he does is take out his phone and film it for Snapchat this is fake bro hi ma’am we’re just here to talk about about ogre lives so recently

They’ve been going into the swamp and like [ __ ] over the ogres so we’re just wondering what you’re doing out there to help in the world to help all the fairy tale creatures and ogres these days see I don’t even know what an ogre is oh like Shrek is an ogre so farad’s

Coming in and he’s tearing it all up and it’s like bro get out of the swamp like why do you have to be here get out of my swamp make room for him he’s I know I know so how are you helping ogres these days I have no

Idea it’s kind of racist no youve got the guts to do it what the ring on a d and run to car yeah you think I’m [ __ ] this is so sketchy they’re like black NE V is stopping bro that’s so far away as you walk in we hit the button and we drive Off I hit it I banged on it honestly respect I did not think you were going to do it see that’s why my favorite rapper is better than yours it was fun though the adrenaline it was hell I’m think my dad is man you R

Start black man might pop out with a gun so I’m sure many of you are familiar with the Grimace shake you know a lot of people on Tik Tok are drinking it and after they drink it lots of bad things happen to them so I’m thinking how can

We do a prank with this then I’m like hm what if Sebastian ran a prank because he’s heir to the throne you know he is my son he is a natural born prankster hey you tried this Grim Shake sh is from McDonald’s no oh for real you want to

Try no I’m all right man normal day not today bro daddy Grim’s milk is better than anything on Earth all right next time I you sure you don’t want to try absolutely all right man [ __ ] you okay yeah I’m good ah [ __ ] okay ah Jesus I guess I guess the

Grimace Shake is insane man oh I know what this is yeah you think this is funny man a damn it I’m H man first we tried yachty’s pizza now David’s pizza oh I love your shirt who’s your favorite Spider-Man no dude that’s so Andre Andrew Andrew has a

Recently like you really redeemed this one no the first ones were good’s the best they’re all good but now I’m like leaning towards Tom this is just a thin cheese we have oh this is the new one right yeah yeah yeah okay hell yeah you guys want some ranch sure oh Ranch and

Pizza is the greatest I like it it’s great I love it wait wait you got to try the Vodka there’s no vodka in it right right no no no well yeah but it’s like not alcohol no it’s cooked off I’m just making sure it is but it is cooked off

Like you can eat this pizza and then dry okay all right I got to double check man I can’t break the sobriety you ever dip ranch or Pizza in ranch 100% amazing 100% it’s the greatest thing ever no this right here this is the best one

This is my favorite this is vodka have you had like vodka pasta uh- spicy vodka pasta no okay we’ll try this you’re from Chicago yeah well suburbs yeah but you can still say Chicago it’s like I’m from the suburbs of Atlanta but I say if I meet somebody that’s actually from

Chicago they [ __ ] they’re like it sounds cooler though I don’t lie this shit’s good you can never catch me lying to my fans and this shit’s amazing oh is it going to go crazy a little bit yeah this is hype I like the vibe in here too you know it’s happy it’s Positive I’m just like stuffing myself wait you don’t want ranch oh I do need the ranch you want to drizzle it on Chef do there we go we have we have a line I apologize it’s my favorite really mhm and the the mic’s over here the

Mic’s right here he loves his meat there we go with you got TR we’re blocking an exit ice cream oh no way what’s the blue stuff Blue Moon and vanilla why you oh we thought it was a parking spot no you see do not enter that mean it’s in

[ __ ] exit Oh I thought you couldn’t go past I’m sorry you got to move at 9 okay okay we’ll move it sorry man hug it out hug it out let’s okay let’s go man okay I’m sorry about that I’m sorry about that you want I have two thank you

All right all right what would you do with the drunken C what would you do with the drunk C what would you do with the drunken C in the morning in the morning bye daddy who we dunk in first me no goes no me I already volunteered as tribute okay

This is what you see in your dreams the Pearl in the backyard me with this beard D it needs more water and it needs more ice so dude this actually feels so good though what I think I’m just too heavy you popped out the drain pipe oh my God

All right me and C are in a water gun war I’m going to surprise attack him Bravo 6 going in dark no no you dropped your weapon that’ll put it into your rain you know what soldier here I like a little competition i b to

No man I have The High Ground I come back when you least expect it Face me I die if you were half the man I thought you were you would come down here and fight take now I I’m inevitable help are you going to pH him man if he’s already wet let me slide through BL yeah that’s all I say this how we shower at the LaVine

Residence [Laughter] turn turn yo what’s up bro do you have your retainer on you by chance or you I mean retainer yeah yeah cuz I left mine back in Roswell I got to keep my teeth straight and [ __ ] you know and I’m spending the night here so if you guys

Got an extra I don’t think you’ll fit either no no I can make it work like if you just if you heat up like a no I’m Ser I’ve done it before if you heat up like a bowl of hot water and you just

Put it in and then you melt it to your mouth and like I’ll just give it back to you and you can melt it back to yours no it would mean a lot though like yeah I don’t have one okay are you lying no I

Have spr Che that PS you don’t have a retainer do I have a retainer yes well I could just use that one do I have a retainer to give no I would give you my retainer how long are you going to stay here for it just a day but like you know

What my dentist said ever since I got braces you missed a day of no retainer you’re absolutely butt [ __ ] yeah don’t worry she misses the day every I miss the day every day oh so I’m chilling you’re chilling okay [Applause] Sweet did I get on the mic all right everyone I’m here the man with the mic world’s largest penis in the world wait a minute wait a minute I shouldn’t have worn rocks see they make you look easy oh [ __ ] you got this Noah come on

Man it’s hotter than it looks I’ll scol them in a second no way let’s see it let’s see it he been training for weeks one 2 3 oh now that you got swag man I’ll show you guys a route so you can see what we have to offer have you guys checked out

The LA [ __ ] yeah we did pretty expensive and we just I love the judge free zone cuz over there at La they were making fun of our outfits I actually like the set all right that’s what I’m saying I know dude I feel I could see like little

Yachty wearing these or something I’ve seen yachty wear like the Nike setup okay okay all right that makes me feel better are you guys looking for anything in particular weight this guy needs to look you Your Skin and Bones Jones over there all whatever different goals want to lose

Weight was some game pattty MC Patty over shut up shut up [ __ ] I need to put some muscle on this uh yeah you do all right dude we got so am I good to run through my uh karate here and everything you want to okay just don’t hurt

Yourself we bags I’m a big karate guy you could try it first I don’t know how to work it I mean I’m not the one that needs the treadmill this is more of your focus all right chunko stop oh yeah that is nice I think you should have gotten a pant size bigger

What’s 12 do 12’s going to pick up the speed bro oh okay oh my God holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my God all right oh my God I can’t smidley oh oh dude oh oh my God why you told me to do 12 you’re embarrassing me

Jesus your ass is hanging out shut the hell up you good bro what the hell yeah I’m fine Jesus dude you told me the highest speed this guy all right what else you want to see weights weights for sure not doing that again I’ll keep I’ll stay on the

Bike you’re so weak dude stop put it down let’s see you do that no way you’re there’s no way you struggle with that yo a all right put less weight there is no way you’re let be serious don’t come around here [ __ ] around dude like we’re not like this is no no

Dude we’re not are you judging me right now cuz I thought this was a judge free zone just to [ __ ] around that’s not true dude and I feel very judged right now let’s go I I don’t even want to at this point okay then you can leave then let’s

Go I’ll take my ass over to LA Fitness yeah getting judged and [ __ ] LA Fitness is cooler Jesus they have a basketball court you’re literally judging me dude I actually I contact a corporate y’all don’t even have a pool you’re the gamer bro where’s the controllers at all right

Bro you want me to get my nerd my nerd [ __ ] we went to his house to play and then he’s like yeah it’s keyboard and mouse and I’m like oh [ __ ] controller I’m not with all that New Gen [ __ ] I’m an Xbox 360 type of guy there’s some

Down there is there a certain one you’re looking for just that that is really cool opposite side oh sorry sorry about that man I wasn’t trying to cut you or anything you play forttnite I don’t [ __ ] it’s going to ask you if you wanted to hop on run some

Duos hi there you doing all right how are you I’m doing great how are you doing good [ __ ] I got telepone number you no man I got you I got you I got you a telephone number 404 6969 696969 what’s the name the name Anakin what’s the last name

Skywalker I’m done thank you no I’m I’m not even trolling no I’m done done no I legally changed my name done are we doing the protection plan um yeah honestly cuz I rage and I’m like breaking all the time I’m throwing it against the walls it doesn’t cover that

It’s going to ask you a couple of you play fortnite or no no I don’t play video games what you work at Best bu you don’t play video games no all right all right got to try fortnite I got other things to do thank you so much there you

Go have a good day May the forest be with you we’re at this scary ass haunted house apparently it’s like one of them famous ones like Will said he used to watch videos of it when he was a kid so what’s this for for whenever you pee

Yourself you’re going to sue the park cuz you get embarrassed are they going to touch us yeah they probably will touch you this this is a real deal like Joe Biden would but a YouTube video or something yeah I don’t know how they’re going to do this

But I don’t know if they’ll even let you guys um do they know you guys are coming no I don’t think so we’d love to get the word out though we have 4 million Subs we like say what it where it’s at and everything all right I’ll take your wa

Right here guys oh [ __ ] we got to bring it oh my go oh he has mine he has mine he has mine I’m a first timer one gu all these cops talking their microphone about us and [ __ ] what are we doing wrong we’re lit in on house to [ __ ]

Have fun I know and we’re going to get kicked out people think they’re so sick as soon as you see one of these I know we’re getting in trouble for filming literally we came to this place because of a YouTube video he watched yeah so it’s like kids are going to watch my

YouTube video and be like oh [ __ ] come here got that from over there right no that’s Nike mik oh they’re so weird and now they’re like talking in security no had a hair band in and he goes up to him and like accuses him of like stealing a glow

Stick or some [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] is wrong with these dudes dude I don’t want to be in front no come with me the back I’m not the back that like lurking behind us what do we do you’re recording get out of the house get Ro

Out of the house you’re holding up the line what sorry out of the house oh that’s all you had to say I didn’t hear you keep walking I’m scared dude I’m scared I don’t want to walk walk toward the dude there’s [ __ ] zombies and

[ __ ] can you lead us you us can you lead us there’s zombies dude there’s zombies they got John Wick on us walk towards the exit I thought you said we could talk out here we will talk at the exit we out of the house where’s it at the

Exit where you no that was the there a gate right there so Adam get over here we got to walk them out okay cool we’ll wait for Adam is he a real cop y all going to get TR BS if you guys don’t start walking oh oh so we don’t have to

Leave if we want no you’re leaving wait leaving here or leaving the house you’re leaving here I thought you just said leave the house get out are we allowed to film on the phone no walk towards the there I’m not going to lie I saw so many girls taking Snapchat videos towards the

Exit get towards the exit now oh right there that’s all you had to say man I didn’t see her dude they have the whole SWAT team for filming cboy this way let that to you guys are out you’re out of the park for filming cuz you don’t have the pass and I told

Him before he don’t have the pass we’re walking this way no I just want to understand Walk This Way and we’ll talk about it okay all right let’s talk let’s talk to the exit all right so people are filming on their phone I am I’m walking so walk I am so

People are filming on their phone but we can’t film on the big camera we cannot I told him when he came in he did not get a media pass so we could not do it so can we just go back in with the phone you cannot because he didn’t uh listen

To what we said so what’s the difference between that in the phone you have to have a media pass for that but we don’t need a media pass for the phone did not so exit are you like hiding drugs in there or what why why can’t we film all this security for a

Camera they got cowboy security mall security dude they got to be hiding drugs in the back walk we don’t shake hands keep walking keep walking go no shaking hands let’s go have a good day walk all right all right all right you don’t get refunds why stop talking and

Walk but we didn’t even get to do it okay hold on B this guy seems [ __ ] seems legit we keep walk wasn’t even scary I didn’t get some once we’ve been playing this game lately you know I’m in Wimpy Kid where Rodrick drinks the milk

And like you try not to laugh we’ve been doing this game and it’s so [ __ ] funny all right all right ready fill up fill up fill we got to do it to the to the brim I got three PS they’ll make you laugh all over my bed again that’s impossible that’s impossible every

Single picture we show we can’t even show the fans you know inside jokes are like you just can’t put out there dude all right all right all right stop on the I’m not even trying to all right there needs to be like a reward who your us to build

It bro stop with the [ __ ] bed bro I can’t my this is the hardest game of all time spit it on the [ __ ] floor I will I will all right stop spitting on the [ __ ] bed all right all right I think the phone’s cheap just you in the

Flash I don’t have any water in dude dude my bed’s lit [ __ ] no it’s not feel how wet that is no it’s fine all right last one final boss round all where’s Mario Luigi we’re going camping soon so today we’re stocking up on supplies doing a fake bear prank

We’re going to scare double and put Noah in a bear outfit when we’re camping so we got the bear outfit for Noah and hopefully we can double with it cuz he’s meeting up with us later first Bowser now the bear what in the is that a pillow dude this looks like a [ __ ]

Cartoon no we have a mask it’s about the figure outside of the tent it’s not about what it looks cuz he’s only going to see the shadow if you’re poking a nose of a mask of a bear to the thing they’re not going to like see the teddy

Bear yeah this a [ __ ] teddy bear costume should we have Noah up against it like if that sticks his head in the [ __ ] thing oh my God and you got to you got to remember it’s 4:00 a.m. like you’re barely awake my boy my boy the human

Bear J is choss I’m glad yall think it’s [Laughter] hilarious like some [ __ ] that [ __ ] was so funny he tweeted out you’re were like whenever there’s an alien like there’s a real footage like if there’s an alien in my backyard I’ll get my [ __ ] what the

[ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my oh my oh my oh my God fil fil oh I’m filming this I’m filming this where oh my oh my God oh my God oh my [Laughter] God scared I wasn’t scared I swear I wasn’t scared I

Was you pissed your pants I did you piss double jump the other side that sh was coming from this side I’m not going to get attacked by [ __ ] gry SpongeBob over why big [ __ ] thing don’t go over why don’t dude dude itd be funny I was going to be nice I was going

Jumped everywhere and my bracelet was that oh that was your back that was my [ __ ] all let’s go I’m was going to talk to him yeah you’re going to have crying like a [ __ ] no I’m not going to be mean I just want to understand the thought

Process he probably thinks I’m going to like try to [ __ ] fight him Su up so anyways I broke into the bus because thought it’d be like stupid and just what if I broke into your house and threw yourself on ground yeah that makes sense I’m just curious on the thought

Process it’s all good I mean I’m chilling you just got to know better next time see cuz I’m nice dude look it you want to see the video I saw the video I see everything so you’re just making a video breaking into people’s [ __ ] listen man you got to know the ways

To prank see we’re going to teach lessons out here you promis to never break in anyone’s bus again promise all right you mind taking a picture or he he’s not taking a picture bro he [ __ ] hates you ready to snap like I told you you’re ready to

Break his I talked him out of coming over here and he didn’t want to have it yeah he was he told me not to come over here but see I like I think this is a good message to teach people is bro you can be funny and stupid without like

Doing actual [ __ ] [ __ ] dude love you love you so what would you do if I was one to catch you in there yeah dude you know bro like I would have been like what the [ __ ] is I would actually I was in my head I’m like let me as you’re

Robbing me dude what up man all right so I hate to break it to but we’re pressing charges and you’re going to jail tonight all right I’m cutting the [ __ ] I’m being real with you the cops on on their way we just had to stall and keep you here so I’m sorry

Bro I’m kidding dude I’m kidding you’re you’re the man bro you’re the man you’re the [ __ ] man BR thanks man be safe for real make good choices he’ll never break into another bus again we’ll see about that Shrek Crocs I didn’t think they were real you guys have men’s sizes

Yes 11 please I thought it was a myth dude Shrek Never Dies bro like a movie hasn’t come out in years and they’re still making Shrek stuff don’t have an 11 what sizes do you have size n is I’ll just buy the nine then I mean they’re small But yeah dude the shoes I just got my Crocs are better than yours now I got the shs basically this is my hometown Mall I’ve pranked this Santa like a million times like me and Santa got beef here Santa knows who I am but today we’re going to have Seabass prank Santa

Cuz he doesn’t know SE bass how you kids doing I’m doing good I’m actually it’s just me I got a question I got a question can we get a little fit check what do you mean well what I’m asking asking is could you stand up and just

Show off the fit the drip if you will I I I how much them boots cost they were 120 I think oh all all how much that belt 400 and 125 oh oh so you balling all I what about that red coat close to 675 damn all right let’s get

Flicked up let’s get flicked up hey bro I got a question though did I make the nice list stand up let me look all right come on I made the nice list right look I only punched a couple kids okay all right well hey they deserved it

Though just give you a half half a lump of coal then I I so you really see everything huh well if I don’t my reindeer do can you promise a can you promise an Xbox though uh yeah that I can do I bet why were you in my mom’s room I wouldn’t weird cuz like I heard someone bro I heard two

People bro well maybe I heard two people I ain’t going to lie man yeah thanks for coming man can I ask I know you’re not real bro which one you um the cheapest one trying to save money that ain’t cheap sorry yo Yoo whated going pleas no you right here

Right here you’re good you’re good right here there’s literally a space right here that’s fine keep going please we’re getting a VR keep going we’re buying a VR we’re literally buying a VR dude is there not enough space for you to go right here going there’s legit space

Right he’s like crashing a bar and [ __ ] keep going there’s literally a spot for you go right here I’m so confused can you not go through this dude we’re buying a VR all right then we’re buying a VR you can go through me yeah do it you assaulted him man there’s a clear

Spot to go through this is wild that was kind of messed up Ed are you going to say sorry keep going keep going not thank you so sorry I’m saying thank you guys y’all can keep going you keep going I actually don’t understand what just happened he ran in you won’t go through

Here look guys look at this this is such a big space all right well I’m going buy my VR you can keep G you got the VR oh will has it oh will has it sweet thanks bro genely I’m confused he wanted one thing he said keep going should went

Going we should have kept going Diamond neckace time going hit the next [ __ ] go we with Theos she really to know hello fans

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  1. WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!! That was the funniest quote from a video I had ever seen in 2023. I showed my mom this video and she now uses it a lot when she's mad and when she's road raging. There's a few videos of her road raging on my YouTube channel.

  2. Baylen u have helped me in life and not care what other people think about u and to just have fun in like sometimes I’ll be said and I’ll be happy when I watched ur videos my birthday is in a couple I have one birthday wish and that is u to reply to my comment I’m getting some of ur hoodies for my bday love u Baylen

  3. hey baylen, i dont wanna be to emotional but you have really helped me this year i got in a really tough spot with my mental health,and i felt i did not deserve to live. but when i thought back about you i gave me hope. So i just wanted to tell you that you are so much more than a YouTuber you are a hero to me and to many more people. I know you might not see this but to anyone else that sees this, please stay strong even if you feel nobody cares this man does.He truly does. ihave bee wanting to tell you this for a while but tonight i feel i should get the courage to tell you<3 you really mean every thing to me. thank you

  4. Baylen I need some help bro I am going into highschool and middle school was already hard enough I can’t stay focused and I have not so good grades what your advice

  5. Yo Baylen Ik you won’t see this but because of you man I made so many life choices I have ur merch ppl be hating on it but idc I was at a party I got offered to smoke and shit and I wanted to bc everyone was doing it but then I was reminded to be myself and not try to be like anyone else man so I just want to thank you so much man I love you keep it up ❤

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