H yeah I’d like to get signed up today of course yeah that’s going to be $2,000 per month oh my goodness that is expens it is that it’s that much every month that’s right well kind of it is a minimum ,000 food and drink every single

Month by the way your wife didn’t drop you off she’s not on the property is she what in the 19th amendment is going on around here hey we can’t get you signed up today there’s just a small fee uh okay sure what is it I mean I get the

Guac I don’t care it’s $75,000 who in the world signs up for this hey don’t knock it it’s a great exclusive community okay well I I have friends I was hoping to bring them to this and we highly encourage that you got a Max of two guests and it’s $400 a piece all

Right this is crazy and and when you bring your friends just make sure they’re not make sure they’re not Jewish are you out of your mind how are you guys in business no I’m done no okay take care mil top

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  1. Amazing! You guys are my heroes…. but lol you forgot that you have to get 10 letters of 'support' written from current members (your sponsors), and you have to HOST a cocktail party at your house for those 10 couples.

  2. We all know they wanted to say something other than Jewish, they just had to not get canceled

  3. Australia does Golf: please wear sunscreen and don't poop or drop beer cans on the lawn.

    Golf in Australia, and Scotland to my knowledge(but not sure) is not like that

  4. This is legit how I reply when my wife says it's gotta be cheaper to be a member somewhere. 😂

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